>he's supposed to be the big baddie in the dceu
>gets btfo on his first introduction
>sits around doing nothing for years
This is not how you introduce a villian, Zack.
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DCEU Darkseid
>he's supposed to be the big baddie in the dceu
>gets btfo on his first introduction
>sits around doing nothing for years
This is not how you introduce a villian, Zack.
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he also just looks stupid i mean let's start there
The CGI villains of the DCEU were all shamefully terrible.
looks like a turd left in the sun
he somehow forgot where earth was despite it being the planet he got btfo on and instrumental to his plan
It was a million years ago get over it
he didn't think to write it down?
Planets move, stars move. If he wrote down coordinates they would just go to some random spot in a vacuum.
but they'd be close enough in the solar system that they could probably find it given they apparently have faster than light travel
Its not in the budget to make calculations like that
I don't think it'd be reasonable to return to any planet that just shit on you, your army, and stole your magical doomsday weapon all at once. Best to regroup, rebuild and expand before trying again.
so the main villain is just a giant pussy?
Not necessarily. Darkseid believes he's too big to fail, a hubris unmatched by any other. Darkseid would conquer planets indiscriminately. The chance of failure or losing would be the farthest thing away from his mind as he'd already conquered a multitude of planets before. So why would Earth be any different from the previous ones? It's par for his character, but the movie doesn't delve into that, and just says "they forgot" so it's up to the viewer to use their own reasoning.
By that logic then he already knows where earth is and the entire plot of justice league didnt need to happen because he already knew where the anti life equation was but just didnt tell his generals
He didn't land exactly where the defending horseback army was gathered, he landed on earth and then the defenders of earth went to him
This movie doesn't operate on the same logic as Marvel movies where you can easily go back and retrace your steps and go anywhere in space instantly. It operates on a more realistic principle that space and the multiverse is massive and you wouldn't be able to just track down the planet you were just on easily, especially when you're travelling planet to planet conquering with no thought involved. It makes perfect sense that Darkseid when back in Apokolips wouldn't know the frick where the earth let alone the milky way is
that doesn't make any sense. how would he not know? especially if he's going planet to planet conquering as you said. couldn't he just go back to the planet he conquered right before earth and find it from there?
He wouldn't know where that planet is either because of how massive space is. He went back to his home planet after conquering planet after planet indiscriminately. He wasn't taking notes. It's like if you hiked the entire appalachian and when you were home you realized you dropped a hat somewhere on the trail. You could walk the entire trail again just to find it but because of how massive the trail is its not likely you'll find it again. Except in darkseid's case the trail is the size of space and he doesn't even know where the trail begins
I would mark the spot where I dropped all 3 of my expensive laptops and got my ass raped and that holds the magic lamp with a djinn
He was badly injured and they had to make an escape back to their home world. It's literally finding a needle in a haystack within the vastness of space
it was fricking moronic
he travelled the galaxy with spaceships and landed exactly where the defending horseback "army" was gathered
he could have landed a few miles away, not to mention on the other side of the world, do the 5 minute ritual and win
bro i dont remember what i had for dinner 2 hours ago why would darkseid remember the location of earth after million years?
he could've written it down a post it note or something
His wagie underling fricks up everyone but superman himself. The story was so rushed though superman should have died to darkseid, not whatever the frick zucc made in BVS
i believe OP is referring to the flashback in the snyder cut where he gets BTFO by greek gods and has to be dragged back by the parademons
Yeah, but what im saying is if someone under him can btfo all but 1 current superpower at once it implies his master is even stronger. It took the entirety of the planet's gods to take him down.
Btw is zues still alive in the snyderverse? He was fricking jacked in that flashback
>Yeah, but
There is no but. Your entire premise is wrong. Frick off now, okay?
>can't comprehend simple logical conclusions
People who hate snyder are so fricking stupid is unbelievable
You're confusing me calling you out for being a dumb piece of shit for me not understanding your post. That's the real lack of logic here. Your words don't matter. You're a piece of shit anon.
I feel like even him losing should've been handled differently, because if you have a fleet of spaceships and just eant to frick up a planet you don't even need to do a landing.
Maybe have the fleet be magic'd away which fricks up with their sensors and makes them unable to find their way back to earth through their flight records, so they have to do it by process of elimination, or wait for the boxes to awaken and ping them the location.
he wanted the math formula on the planet's surface so I guess he couldn't just blow it up
Ok, good reason, all you have to do is say so. Otherwise you have to wonder why blowing it up wasn't ok, but completely destroying the surface with the boxes was.
Yeah Darkseid was poorly handled. Kang and Ultron as well.
Of all the things you could have talked shit on, this is what you chose?
I never understood the motivations of villains like this. Does he just enjoy living on a burnt up desert planet? Where does the atmosphere come from?
It's a comic book villain you absolute beautiful idiot. Bad guy is bad cuz he's bad.
Darksied is the (New) God of tyranny and evil. He kills and rules because that's his nature.
Any writer who uses Darkseid is just a marvel drone who thinks he’s cool because he’s Jack Kirby character
>Here's that Thanos I was telling you about
Darksied came first. Thanos himself borrows heavily from him.
he borrows nothing, the creator of thanos flat out stated he copied darkseid
Wasn't Jack Kirby the creator of both?
Jim Starlin created Thanos. He was originally gonna rip off one of the other new gods but his boss said words to the effect of "if you're gonna rip something off, rip off the best one" so he based him on Darkseid.
I don't know why I wan under the impression Kirby made Darkseid, then quit DC for Marvel, then made Thanos to basically continue the same character under the new owner.
>Zack Snyder does something moronic
What a shock
Imagine a proper Final Crisis adaptation with the buildup of Endgame.
Final Crisis is a trippy mess that hardly works on the page and never could off of it.
It can be reworked into a large "Darkseid fricks the multiverse" story that is actually cohesive and fits within an established film series.
>trash but long
now what
It's better than what Snyder had going.
>HH.
Why did Batman heil hitler after killing Darkseid?
The movie doesn't explain that the Darkseid who jobbed in the past didn't have the Omega force and was therefore much, much weaker at that time. There's a visual indication with him having Omega beams and his eyes glowing more fiercely, but they never outright explain that shit. As for him forgetting the planet was Earth, yeah thats moronic.
its worse. he forgot where earth was and that planet where he lost his supwr cubes.
>you homosexuals are still watching capeshit
ngmi
Should have used Queen Bee as the villain for the first JLA movie (if Starro was out of the question)
I'd cast Nikki Minaj
>Next time baby.
>btfo by a guy with an axe
>loses the motherboxes on the planet that had the anti life equatio
>forgets where the planet is