>DCEU is over after 10 painful years
>Ends with the sequel for the only successful movie of the franchise
>No one really cares
What did you think of Aquaman 2?
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I didn't even know it came out.
You didn't notice the amber heard dykes outcry?
I still don't understand what people gain by lying about this
Not him, I'm here most days and I didn't know either
literally no one cares
>I'm here most days
>and I just didn't see any of the daily "are you going to see it / how much will it make /will it suck" threads that were a constant presence for weeks prior to its release
>I also never saw any of those leaks of Wilson eating ze bugs that showed up opening weekend
>and I never saw any of the "ohnononoDCEUbros" threads about the hilariously low box office after opening weekend even though there were like ten per day
Again, I don't see what you gain by lying about this. It's not even a plausible lie
If only we could bet on this so I could take all of your non-existent money because you're an autistic millenial still living with his parents who actually has files titled things like "skepticism.gif"
Maybe you do becasue you're autistic but most people don't have a photographic memory. Humans pay attention and remember things that interest them which varies from person to person. In all likelihood I saw those sorts of threads on the catalog but the title / picture / whatever didn't interest me and so I didn't click on them and "forgot" (I didn't even have anything to forget) about it. It's insane that I have to explain this to you. This is beyond basic, this is how a human moves through the world. We focus on what interests us
Links to the archive, homosexual. I never once saw any of those threads.
I did
Cope
Same, I was aware it existed or would exist or something like that, and I am only just now becoming aware of the fact that it is or was in theaters.
ill watch when it comes out on netflix
Aquaman 2 might end up the highest grossing live action capeshit of 2023, not bad with everything else going against it
No it won't. GOTG3 is. It probably won't beat Ant-man either
Yeah I forgot about GotG, Ant-Man is unlikely but still possible
She would look so pretty licking a superior black kangz butthole
>No one really cares
Will pass black adam and will probably cross 400m
It's going to beat the final Indiana Jones film. The fact that isn't a huge achievement is why it's a big deal
Those are drones, they only want to consume product but don't talk about it
Its flopping with dignity at least
With all the huge flops this year it won't even register
It's still a flop that will be forgotten, sequel to the only DCEU movie that made a billion and it won't even get close to that at all
>no advertisement
>still beat Marvels
How?
The Marvel's is arguably the biggest failure in cinema history. A 926 million drop from the first film. Marvel must have been completely blindsided by this and are scrambling to change their plans. The Captain Marvel character is repellent and will lose money for any film they put her in
Aquaman was kino so even with DC faling apart some people still want to see mindless fun
Nobody liked Captain Marvel and 90% of the people that watched wanted the new and totally Endgame related slop
>Falling apart
that happened over 5 years ago
> watches her career crash and burn.
Context?
A black man wants to kill her and her son
Trailer actually looked good. I cant wait to download it
>this coke head bed shitter will save the franchise
She did, without her Mamoa would have to have sex with a dolphin
>Go to the cinema to watch Duck cartoon movie with the kids
>Ticket reception is full, about 30-40 people
>"ANYONE HERE FOR AQUAMAN?"
>No one speaks up or raises their hand
Had me kek a bit
Funny how this happened when it's doing better than everything but Wonka
Every time Amber Heard was on screen I screeched b***h and all the girls looked at me wrong.
Did I do good?
I thought it was pretty ok, don't get why so many people around here hated it so much. Felt like a normal super hero movie.
Only thing that bothered me is that it did feel like they tried too hard to turn Aquaman into Thor, what with the jokes and all.
I have a question for you people
Why don't see see Superman always in the nude?
This yt short prompted me to ask.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5ZXELGKUuvM
I can suspend my disbelief and accept superman himself is impenetrable by bullets and stuff but if his clothes are too, then why doesn't Earth study his garments and recreate them?
His clothes being indestructible just seems dumb. But whatever, I guess it's all just capeshit. I'm just curious if there's ever an explanation given in the lore.
>His clothes being indestructible just seems dumb.
It's for the same reason DBZ characters don't have all their normal clothes entirely destroyed when hit by a full blast. This shits for kids.
It's canon that superman emits a small aura of invulnerability. His clothes are not invulnerable themselves.
I'm sure there is a canon reason but we know the real reason is so his wiener isn't out
Amber Heard was killed by Disney to kill the DCEU
Amber Heard was setup to take down the DCCU
The DCEU was already dead
6/10 film, wish Amber Turd's character died and that Arthur's kid died in a gruesome manner, just like in the comics
I'll watch it when it comes to the slop section of Max where DCEU trash belongs.