Dead end paranormal park

DEPP: Norma Kahn edition

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HIV

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STOP FRICKING MAKING THESE THREADS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never, i love norma

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's probably lesbian too, so you have no chance with her anyway.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That never stopped amity x chavo shippers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies finally found something that looks more hideous than Soilent troonyverse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          did I stutter u b***h

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I dont see anything wrong in this picture.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I dont get it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            To think this show has enough fans for regular generals, while my favorite show doesn't...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What's your favorite show anon?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Everyday I hate this board a little more

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That dog pic isn't fanart, actually. It's probably the only instance the character will ever look decent, though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It seems like people actually like the show... Maybe /misc/ could invade a different thread... On a different board...or a different website entirely...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I though b/ is the invader,pol/tards are too busy fighting among themselves

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I though b/ is the invader,pol/tards are too busy fighting among themselves

        pol tards are clearly the invaders because Cinemaphile has always been a safe space for homosexual child groomers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >People
        >Actually like this show
        Trannies are unsalvageably deluded

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And yet this has regular threads. Curious.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Don't be disingenuous. Cinemaphile will always hate bump threads about shows with culture war elements just so /misc/ and anti-/misc/ gays can argue.
            Difference is that people have pointed out why the plot isn't good

            The story still makes no sense. The entire overarching mystery of the theme park is fricking stupid.
            >Norma mentions the missing people but then forgets later that there were missing Pauline impersonators
            >Later finds them
            >they're actively working as Pauline impersonators
            >seen by thousands every day
            >Pauline ends up being a ghost that possesses her impersonators for a few years
            >Nobody notices she keeps changing her appearance completely, even ending up black
            >The person looking for the missing people, who was also possessed and knows the truth somehow never noticed?
            >she also needs to get a tape to prove she's right
            >proceeds to smash the vcr with an axe for some reason

            This whole thing is moronic

            and dumb as frick, which is sad because the premise of a haunted theme park could have been great otherwise.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Don't be disingenuous
              You're saying that. On Cinemaphile.

              Anyways yeah the writing's pretty dull at best, and stupid at worst, but that's just how it goes for these Gravity Falls wannabes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the premise of a haunted theme park could have been great otherwise
              I loved the idea of the animated mascot costumes and the staff that actively ignored all supernatural events.
              >"I think there are vampire hotdogs in the concession stand."
              >"I don't get paid to think about vampire hotdogs in the concession stand."
              But all that stuff just gets shitcanned the second it can be used to give Barney some life lesson about how he should listen to his dog 24/7 or something

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >filename
    appropriate

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to watch it but bugchasing puts me off, I can stad everything else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it and so far they removed the bugchasing stuff from the netflis series. There is not a single mention of HIV either

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If that's the case I'll give it a chance. STDs are something you should tell a partner always.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally only garbage shows get generals in this shithole I want to fricking die

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      correction: only garbage shows get generals, and then they make 12 identical threads about it at the same time anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile does really have absolute shit taste in what to get interested in; it just eats whatever flavor of the month diarrhea Disney/Netflix shits on its plate whereas threads about better and more interesting shit rarely ever survive in the ocean of capeshit/owlshit/coomshit threads.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >better and more interesting shit
        Like what lol? 9 times out of 10 that shit turns out to be even more underwhelming than the popular shit being b***hed about.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ywnbaw

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I know. What I said still stands though.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No it doesn't
              Cinemaphile could be talking about Primal, Invincible, Close Enough, Mattel's He-Man but instead they spam generals about troony shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Primal, Invincible, Close Enough
                lolwut? Those got plenty of threads when they had/have an active release schedule.

                >Mattel's He-Man
                They mostly b***h about that just as much as this show though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Mattel's He-Man
                >They mostly b***h about that just as much as this show though.
                You're mistaking it for Kevin's She-Ma'am, people don't b***h about the other one they just refuse to talk about it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You're mistaking it for Kevin's She-Ma'am,
                It still counts as a He-Man entry. There's also SPOP.

                >people don't b***h about the other one they just refuse to talk about it
                There was discussion about it before; mostly centered around the weird proportions most characters have and the writing being bland, as expected.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >There was discussion about it before; mostly centered around the weird proportions most characters have and the writing being bland, as expected.
                Cause the troon garbage such as owl house, high spice guardian and dead end that gets 500+ posts every thread have shakespeare writing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We should be talking about whatever the frick we want

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You should be killing yourself that's what

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Unlike you,i have no reasons to do it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        To think this show has enough fans for regular generals, while my favorite show doesn't...

        It's a good thing that the mentally ill Cinemaphilentrarianism goes nowhere

        [...]

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't TR only released in theaters where D+ wasn't available?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't TR only released in theaters where D+ wasn't available?

          Yes, it was actually really successful there.
          According to Samba TV, Turning Red was streamed in 2.5 million U.S. households over its opening weekend, the most-ever for a Disney+ original title.[66] According to Nielsen, Turning Red was the most watched program across all streaming services in the U.S. with 1.7 billion minutes viewed for the week of March 7 to 13, 2022.[67] It continued to hold the top position during March 14 to 20, 2022, with 1.675 billion minutes.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reevaluate your life decisions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude follow your own advice lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmm. Imagine what his socks smell like...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't imagine a worse experience than to have your daughter become a fat pozzed troony.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://tiermaker.com/create/chubby-male-actor-youtubers-1389362
      https://tiermaker.com/create/thicc-cartoon-guys-1389362

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        guilty fap

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick does this guy think he is?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The story still makes no sense. The entire overarching mystery of the theme park is fricking stupid.
    >Norma mentions the missing people but then forgets later that there were missing Pauline impersonators
    >Later finds them
    >they're actively working as Pauline impersonators
    >seen by thousands every day
    >Pauline ends up being a ghost that possesses her impersonators for a few years
    >Nobody notices she keeps changing her appearance completely, even ending up black
    >The person looking for the missing people, who was also possessed and knows the truth somehow never noticed?
    >she also needs to get a tape to prove she's right
    >proceeds to smash the vcr with an axe for some reason

    This whole thing is moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the only reason why this garbage shit is probably getting a show is because it has trannies and gays in it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those plotholes where weird but i rather sticking with Norma 100 time over spending a single minute with the subplot of the ungrateful fat guy and the inbred dog.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hated Barney too. They just felt so inhuman.
        >Can't forgive supportive parents because his grandma said something mean
        >Forgive Courtney for literally trying to sacrifice him to a demon and then putting the demon in his dog which tried to kill him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They just felt so inhuman.
          For... being a stupid teen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot
      >Switches bodies with younger impersonators to maintain her youth when they get to old
      >Yet the impersonators haven't aged at all after being possessed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and also
        >swapped bodies with her stunt double
        >after the film crew saw Pauline and the double go down a cliff
        >Only one returned
        >nobody ever asked about the body

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's like it really wanted to be two 6 episode season, one focusing on the demon plot and that other on Pauline but netflix made them smoosh it together into a single 10 episode show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That still doesn’t excuse the shitty writing. The Pauline plot doesn’t make sense from the basics. She has her impersonators take her place, one of which was black, so she can still wander around the park in a physical body. That is step 1 and it’s fricking stupid.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man i hate how much i like Norma. If she was as unlikeable as Barney i would've ditch the show from my brain as well as the creator,but watching her arc and hearing about how in the webcomic she is also the only redeemable part of this thing makes me think about a spinoff about her and courtney that probably will never happen

  11. 2 years ago
    Birchyfunbags

    Garbage show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pic related

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally any other show portrays trannies better than this homosexualry
    and this is coming from an anon who literally is a troony, so you know this shit is fricking cancer if a troony hates it
    the teaser is literally this blue haired homosexual complainimg about his demented grandparents hating on trannies, theyre going to die in 2 years stop whining you homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally any other show portrays trannies better than this homosexualry
      Only superjail.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh wait, forgot Venture Bros. too.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Needs more Courtney

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chaotic teleporting demon was one of the character I didnt think I like. Kinda would like if everyone in the park dealed with crazy stuff at the park but nonchalantly like its just another work placed hazard.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watching the 9th episode and reviewing their singing voices
    >barney : 4/10 the VA is clearly using autotune
    >Norma: 7/10 she is not a great singer but she has the spirit
    >pauline: 3/10 the VA doesnt fit when talking and fits even less when singing
    >puglsey/temeluca: 9/10 they have best voices so far and is crystal clear how the VAs are having fun
    >courtney: 6/10 she sings the same way she talks,but is not a bad voice

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guess all you need a brown autistic girl

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate zoomers

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i love you norma

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people think this "make the nose a different color from the rest of the face" looks good and "normal"?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's just another symptom of "that art style". I never liked it when Gravity falls did it and I dont like it here. it just sticks out so much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea,but if they decide to remake or reboot every aspect of this comic/neftlix series i hope they keep the nose and eyebrows of Norma. I think she is the only character with a tumblr nose that i liked in terms of design

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got bored and dropped it on the 2nd ep. What's the rundown it? I kind of rolled my eyes at the part at the beginning where it was hinting at some family problem or him thinking that a first time job at an amusement park would give him enough of an income to move out on his own

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright. If you watch a lot of stuff, there's worse things to watch, but it's not particularly memorable other than the troony gimmick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didnt watch it long enough to find out the MC was a troony. I thought he was just gay because of that part when he was crushing on another guy. Looks like that's the only gimmick separating this soon to be forgotten show

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I didnt watch it long enough to find out the MC was a troony
          tbf it's rarely brought up, surprisingly. Even in that family argument that got posted in past threads (ep6), it's mostly over food and what the troony eats.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Stop bumping this crap troony

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not the person you're responding to, but I'm bumping the thread just to piss you off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Of course you will you have no personality fricking freak

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah ,this thread is about norma

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My Frankenstein and Driver's Seat are the only redeeming qualities of this whole show

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why do people like Driver's Seat so much?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mainly the voice,and im not biased because i searched their VA AFTER finishing the episode

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >troony
              Nope, sorry. You can find plenty over at Thailand though.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I usually like girls wearing turtlenecks but ths one looks dirty for some reason.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did no one tell me this show is legit good

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    favorite character,

    the little demon was great too

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They did an anne boonchuy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OMORI moment

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trannies should be forbidden from making threads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You gotbsomething agains darude?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People that cannot go a single post without repeating assblasted replies shouldn't be allowed to post

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