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>morph
from rings of power?
anal beads of power
Gay
X-Men is literally about marginalised groups facing prejudice. They're just modernising the story to reflect the struggle trans people face to exist.
>X-Men is literally about marginalised groups facing prejudice.
I don't see a lot of straight white males in the cast.
How about you keep politics out of every form of entertainment?
X-Men was literally about the Civil Rights movement
Xavier = MLK
Magneto = Malcolm X
Nope, headcanon by activists that got cemented in the mainstream by ignorance
You mean actual canon by the creators
Xmen has always been like that
Fricking normies talking about my comic books. REEEEE
When did Stan Lee and Jack Kirby said that they based magneto and professor x (2 white people one in a wheelchair and another being mutant Hitler) on Malcom x and MLK, please I want the quotes, the dates, everything and it has to be verified by truthful sources
I forgot about that time they marched on Asteroid M
Morph is going to be a hideous 4’11” pockmarked Hispanic goblin, and the mexigoblin mutation is going to be their mestizo brains.
When subtext is just text, why bother?
whilst this being a interesting interpretation, your statement showcases the core problem
you assume that Xavier and Magneto are a metaphor for the american black struggle for rights and the debate wether this struggle justifies violence and i think that is a valid way to view it.
but they did not say this directly to your face, it was your interpretation. however modern """entertainment""" just outright tells you to the face what they think you should think, thats propaganda.
they don´t even make the effort anymore to build these metaphors, if X-Men is supposed to have message, well then the setting is not fit for this modern situation
because if the X-Men are now supposed to represent troonys, homosexuals, pedos, etc. do i have to assume that there is a violent transrights movement?
X-Men wasn't about uppity Black folks.
They're both israelites causing death and destruction in the path to achieving their high and mighty ideals at the cost of actual humans, so you could say that it was about civil rights movement.
Samegay
>They're just modernising the story to reflect the struggle trans people face to exist
You mean trannies themselves?
being trans is a struggle because you know you're lying to everyone all the time and you still hate yourself and love pornography
Cool, reminder
Nonbinary =/= Transgender
Get your own movement
also
gender fluid =/= non-binary
I don't remember ever hearing non-binary until a friend started dating a girl (?) that declared they were. That was like five years ago.
The concept isn't bad. The lame labels and how blunt they are about it is.
The concept of fluid gender among aliens and muants is nothing new. Making it some bullshit label and making a big deal out of it instead of just letting it be part of the story is what new writers do because they lack any sense of nuance.
Nonbinary morons aren't Trans, moron
kek, shut up troony
anything beyond just calling homos gay is troonyganda
As long as you understand that Nonbinary morons are not Trans is fine by me
the idea that gender is mutable is troonyshit
It's literally all made-up gender bullshit.
its about teenagers going through puberty. that is the original concept of feeling different and like outsiders for the comic.
Trans people are mentally ill.
They aren't marginalized.
those aren't mutually exclusive
Stop putting words in my posts
Whoever says "marginalized" or "gender" or "problematic" or w/e unironically needs to be thrown into a woodchipper feet first.
>Whoever says "marginalized" or "gender" or "problematic" or w/e unironically needs to be thrown into a woodchipper feet first.
Things that are on the margins are usually there for a reason.
bohooohooo people don't want to pretend I'm a woman I struggle soooo much
Which version of the X-Men? I think, if any version were to be considered canon with certainty, it would be Claremont's original run. Claremont's X-Men is about a lot of things, and is mostly a recycling bin of pop culture zeitgeist entertainment from its time. Body possession was a more common theme in Claremont's work than prejudice.
They share a very general dynamic, but it's clearly nothing but a launching point, if even that.
>-ACK!
What struggles do trannies face in society?
>Takes shit in the middle of the street because it makes your peepee hard
>Why are people looking disgusted at me and laughing??! Why is this legal to do daddy government help me!
the nebulous threat of "violence" in the form of mean words and logical exclusionary behaviors.
>What struggles do trannies face in society?
Anon, they can't use women's restrooms to spy on little girls.
Great, another indian hate thread.
Yes, comics have always been israeli propaganda.
you're literally a moronic gay Black personhomosexual
Why not make it an allegory about oppressed conservatives under the thumb of globohomo?
>They're just modernising the story to reflect the struggle trans people face to exist.
What struggle? You frickers are practically worshiped in the US.
Solely because you are a cash cow for the medical industry.
>You frickers are practically worshiped in the US.
After being worshipped in Europe since the 70's.
the x-men political stuff was shit then and it's shit now
Sentinels did nothing wrong
Waking up one morning to realize you shoot lasers out of your face when you sneeze is totally comparable to some pervert chopping his own balls off and pretending to be a woman.
The scene in X2 where Iceman reveals he's a mutant to his parents is literally a textbook gay coming out scene
If you're gay, that's obviously how you're going to see it. But normal people never saw it that way until Kevin Smith asserted it as an indisputable fact.
and gays are 1% of the population, social (see, not actual) bisexuals are not gays.
the struggle that they put themselves in deliberately?
>X-Men is literally about marginalised groups facing prejudice. They're just modernising the story to reflect the struggle trans people face to exist
Imagine if sentinels were real and the killed trans "people".
>Imagine if sentinels were real and the killed trans "people".
42% of them would be useless
>reflect the struggle trans people face to exist.
struggle against a rope troon
When are they about to reflect struggles of poor and ugly people instead of intentionally self marginalizing mental disordered "people"
You can do that without injecting flavor of the month buzzwords.
Morph was always gender fluid. I remember that term from years ago. That seems to fit better. "Non-binary" is a self defeating buzz word. If I was younger or they had that bullshit when I was in high school, maybe I would have considered it. Hopefully kids realize that non-binary is just another gender conforming label. Inventing new gender terms seems just as conforming as the old binary ones.
Mystique has a similar power set. She is gender fluid too. She was even originally meant to be Nightcrawler's dad. I think they made it official in recent years. Still they didn't have to be so up front about it. Modern writers lack subtlety.
Did you have a problem with him morphing into a woman too?
look how they massacred my nonbinary offspring
>they're non-binary genderfluid because they're a shapeshifter
this has to be one of the most uninspired concepts in modern sci-fi
He identifies as a flatscan, chud.
Why would a hardboiled serious dude like Wolverine like a clown like Morph?
one time morph turned into jean and had sex with wolverine, as a prank. Wolverine has PTSD and tries his damndest to laugh it off, but he is traumatized by it.
>Morph appears in X-Men: The Animated Series, voiced by Ron Rubin.[23] This version is a member of the X-Men and close friend of Wolverine, who claims Morph is the only one who can make him laugh
because morph makes him laugh apparently
same reason he likes spiderman
redheads
this is just as cringe as woke shit tbh
not as cringe as you though
Wasnt this character only made for the cartoon just to be killed off and make Wolverine vengeful?
Something like that
Eh kind of - Morph was a super obscure character from the 60s comics who had been dead for ages they used as an expendable member in S1, then brought back later. They stole the design from an alt universe version of Morph from the comics for the reboot who's nothing like either two versions
Age of Apocalypse was kino.
Saitama is a gay X-Man?
>more gender nonsense in mainstream media product
No thanks.
Dude has sex as a woman and man. It's been that way since 97
Wasn't Mistique Nightcrawler's father at some point?
>at some point?
That's the current canon. They made that change to Nightcrawler's origin story earlier this year.
Look up the head writer of the show, he's one zesty ahh buck
do you really pronounce "ahh" with a sustained short A sound?
Why do these activists have to shoehorn their bullshit into everything?
Because they actually want people to hate them. The more hate they recurve the more they can cry to the SJW crowd and get gibbs from them.
Thread on /co frickiing called it.
Non-binary??? I'm getting so depressed.
Looks like it's CLEAR SAILING FROM HERE
I'm more confused by the fact they say this ones gonna be a lighter take considering in the original show Cyclops fricking left him to die which caused Logan to beat the shit out of Scott
In this version he just wastes and dies a slow agonizing death from contracting the techno-virus (i.e. AIDS from sucking dicks in the bathroom of a techno club)
Yet another show I'm not going to watch or talk about going forward.
>"Let's bring Morph back from the dead!"
>"Sounds based. How does he come back?"
>"He uses transgender power."
Gross. I'm gonna kill myself now.
Rogue has no ass in this one.
Frick this shit
I would but she has no ass, brother.
🙁
they nerfed her boobs too
Studio Mir, Feige and Disney what did you expect?
There's no way this is Studio Mir. This animation looks like shit.
And just like that I'm done. That's the pic OP should have used.
>the ass
>the accent
she was perfect
It was also the personality. Spunky but friendly.
They even edited the old episodes on Disney+ to make Wolverine look bisexual.
>Who can reply?
>Accounts @XMenUpdate follows or mentioned can reply
every time
I don't think NB people were invented yet back in 1997.
but surely nightcrawler is still christian right
he's technically not white therefore he is allowed to be christian
Zat accent probably presents ze problem, ya?
he's 100% going to be used to show how ebil christians are, he'll be a live laugh love type protestant who agrees with the current year, instead of a catholic.
This. SJW's are willing to pretend they accept Christians so long as said Christians abandon literally any hardline morals in the religion in conflict with Current Year politics.
Nothing is quite '97 like "non-binaries", they were everywhere back then until Hitler briefly rose from the dead for a few days.
x-men was always woke, chud
i recall when woke wasn't code for gay and whiny
>x-men was always woke, chud
woke for x-men was "oh look, a black guy wow" not "we're all trans and non-binary theybies now"
There's a difference between what is commonly called woke, and general liberal values. X-Men comics, in their heyday, reflected the latter. Then again, you could argue that that too is "woke," which is a problem with the word woke. It doesn't have a clear definition.
How many times do we have to respond to this falsehood? Or is this a case of "I'm only pretending to be moronic" trolling?
>which is a problem with the word woke. It doesn't have a clear definition.
It means far left shitand talking points, coupled with their fascist+religious methods of forcing them
are the chuds in the room with us?
How come the animation is so much worse than an early 90s show?
diversity is our strength.
X-Men has always been an allegory for marginalized racial groups / lgbt groups, literally since the very beginning. Just because you sat on Cinemaphile for 4 years too long and melted your brain doesn't mean this is anything new.
It's actually an allegory for gun control. Only the government should have that power, not the people.
>X-Men has always been an allegory for marginalized racial groups / lgbt groups, literally since the very beginning
>literally since the very beginning
WRONG!
Neither Jack Kirby nor Stan Lee gave a shit about, let alone liked, homosexuals in 1963. Nobody did.
>always been
This isn't true. They were revamped later on.
yids diddle kids
>character which (in)famously was killed off in the original become ACK in the remake
the jokes write themselves
morph isn't dead?
Never forget.
Why does a modern show with advanced modern day technology look worse than 90s show?
It makes all the sense in the world for Morph to be non binary
It makes sense for a character in the 90's to be something that didn't exist in the 90's?
Will it have proper fluid animation this time, or will it look like shit in "homage" to the original?
Thoughts?
I always liked Logan and Ororo together, so I'm ok with this.
>Logan pushes Charles away to threaten some guy that b***hed about his gf
Kino
Is all the online right about is screaming GAYS GAYS GAYS HOMOS GAYS HOMOS because they see them in literally the cartoons they watch?
Trump will lose this November by 10M votes in the popular vote and you all will whine and scream and wonder why.
Maybe sut stop being woke? Nobody likes it either way
>they see them in literally the cartoons they watch
Black person are you pretending people of seeing imaginary shit? The homosexuals at the studios that make these shows, INCLUDING the one being discussed right now, literally admit and advertise that they shoehorn homosexualry into these products.
Maybe quit doing that and THEN people will stop complaining?
>Trump will lose this November by 10M votes
Lol has Biden invited in enough Illegal Immigrants for that yet?
They are going to mess their friendship up by making Morph be in love with Wolverine aren´t they?
They already made Wolvie bi in the comics in anticipation for this
Um did Charles go a bit too far here?
It was either this or be crushed by steel, so, no he did what he had to.
90s cartoon Magneto wasn't even a WW2 survivor. I'm pretty sure he was victim of a different war completely.
Do you know what a censor is?
In the comics he was a *holocaust survivor. In the show it was "survivor of a war".
he was a holocaust survivor, then they made him the son of a holocaust victim, they update everything every now and again so X-men can always take place in the modern day.
Just a reminder the writer's room for this show is majority women and lead by a gay poc male.
It's made by Disney, so this is just a given.
Honestly though why do they keep doing woke stuff when it doesn't really boost profits? It just seems so silly.
Why do Christians, israelites or Muslims push their religion dogma?
For the same reasons. To convert and to brainwash as hard as possible, profits be damned.
Profits?
Morph was one of the more interesting, dark, conflicted characters of the series. I'm disappointed they are making him light hearted non-binary. Wasn't the whole point of him was that his default form didn't resemble a blue demon?
No
Brought to you by ex-men with an astounding set of psychic inabilities
Jubilee looks potatofied and Rogue was barely showed, trash/10
Keep your children away from it
X-men is a raped franchise like the Fantastic 4
>Remake thing
>Project a bunch of insane Current Year social and political bullshit that literally didn't even exist when the original came out onto it
Why is this such a transparent pattern. It gives away how much they don't give a shit about the original IP or what it meant. There wasn't a single person in the 90's calling Morph "non-binary". This is literally just gay fanfiction.
I was 8 years old in 1997. I'll be 35 in two weeks. I have zero interest in watching cartoons. But I'm sure there are plenty of manchildren who are stunted enough to watch this.
>I was 8 years old in 1997. I'll be 35 in two weeks
holy shit gramps get the frick off Cinemaphile already
The Holocaust wasn't political back then because it hadn't been exposed as a hoax yet. Everybody believed the israelite soap and israelite skin furniture back then.
How does this contradict anything in the post you're replying to?
Are you just mad and desperately flailing about to try and give a response, even if it doesn't really work?
This isn't an argument. Your one word seething replies just comes as mental illness
See:
Damn, this thread really triggered one anon in particular lol
gays are always like that. The tiniest, most innocuous things can set them off and they fly into an absolutely irrational tantrum.
Don't you queers piss and whine about cartoons, or anything for that matter, using words like "tard" and "gay" and "Black person"?
Actually I'm mad because an otherwise promising project is basically being more or less narratively sabotaged in terms of quality by brainwashed millenial Disney writers who hate the oriolginal IP that I used to love and want to shoe-horn their Current Year mental illness anachronistically into a show that is literally set before that particular mental illness existed, but since when can we expect you leftist freaks to ever actually be honest about anything? If you couldn't lie you'd have nothing left to say, lol.
Why make a revival show banking off nostalgia if you're gonna shove gay modern shit in it?
So from now on whenever you look up the old, all you will find is the new
To retroactively infect, and eventually totally overwrite, the superior but "problematic" past. The same reason Mao's "Cultural Revolution" burned books and tried to create a new "Year Zero", but going about it with softer methods: You can't complain about how things are or insist that they could be better since they were better in the past prior to the new regime's changes if you don't know/understand things even WERE better in the past. You're more likely to comply and less likely to complain if you understand that the way things are currently are the way they have "ALWAYS been".
Aren't you mad that he's mad because his cartoon has a word he doesn't like?
if Rogue is - ACTUALLY A Tangerine-Gender Alphabet Mafia MAN- because she's a strong woman, i might have to kill everyone on this board.
Maybe her gender and sexual preferences change depending on who she steals energy from
>Maybe
yeah, maybe not?
Ex-Men
>IGN pressed Feige on the issue during an interview after the panel. “Mutants and X-Men are interchangeable,” Feige explained. “I just said mutants. But yes, whatever we do will be quite different than what’s been done before.”
if they shit on Rogue, i'm not watching it.
Literally shorter than a lot of posts already ITT.
Not an argument.
>nonbinary
that's an interesting way of saying men and women aren't people.
The frick is "hate speech"?
It's something euros invented to protect israelites from consequences of their actions, but now protects everyone that isn't white
No.
>pic
Not wanting your child to see child porn isn't book burning
a minority group being shit on all the time trying to be accepted, surely X-MEN wouldn't do something like that
There's a difference between banning books in school and outright trying to erase traditional culture.
Symbolic book burning by one guy is incomparable to a coordinated action by the government.
Book burning is OK when your aide does it .... leftys and rights are both fricking idiots
>nonbinary
For fricks sake.
Isn't it still set in the 90's?
Hear me out, fellas. He's a shapeshifter and he's gay. That means he could become WHATEVER woman you'd like him to be.
Wouldn't you be best buddies with him? Is it gay if there's not a single male cell in his body during sex?
right before you came he would switch to a man. You know he would. So why bother?
I don't know, man. I'd like the experience of fricking prime Jodie Foster for at least 20 minutes before it turned to Hank Azaria.
but you wouldn't get that. you'd get your buddy moaning for you kek gayyyy
Non-binary or 50 genders didn't exist in the 90's. Imagine a western where they're using zoomer lingo.
>mutants are violent
Didn't Jean killed like, 20 billion people?
Homosexuality was an outlier in ancient Greece. If anything hoplite warrior culture was Greek “tradition”.
>the Disney drone losing his shit
hahahahaha. Look this dood.
They should have spent more money on the animation and less on astroturfing IMO.
I dunno why you think this is an own
Rich Athenians didn't practice homosex as a civil relationship, it was just cultural pederasty
Are you gonna answer the question or seethe more?
Keep spamming if you choose "seethe more"
>leftie having a breakdown
Yes, correct. It would be stupid, irresponsible, and out of character with the source material. Objectively and factually. You gay enabling homosexual.
>the queer is having a melty
You love to see it
You think he's googling images as he posts them or he saved a bunch first?
I think we're witnessing the birth of a new schizo. What should we name him, Cinemaphile?
Call him "Doctor Bilbas morono".
Poltards are down to not having any humans on their board, so have to come here to get those posting quotas.
The X-Men gay? We usually name them after what they seethe about but X-mengay might get him confused with Bryan Singer
i must've missed the part in history class when blacks gained super powers and were routinely killing large groups of people by accident
Man he ran out of tangentially relevant images and is just posting covers now
When will actual adults start laughing at these fake adults who use pronouns? It's really immature and pathetic.
there's nothing even political about this though?
So they straight up retcon'd him identifying as male.
no point in even hoping that media made in Current Year won't be pozzed bro
Pronouns and gender are made up and most people are ready to stop playing pretend. This isn't up for debate, the actual science doesn't support their pseudoscience cult. This goes for the transgender movement as well.
But you understand all of this and are acting moronic.
I don't care about politics, I'm just not into the child grooming.
nah for real, explain what you think is political about these two panels
>non binary
So is the schizo a janny? If I post uncropped porn in a thread I'm banned im 15mi, this homosexual has been going for how long now?
Already got that dick pic ready for the proxies you'll need for your new schizo career?
Doing gods work bro. Chud's furious that anything they "liked because cool" could have a meaning behind just being cool.
You guys know you can still enjoy content even if it has things you don't like in it right? The world isn't a safe space for you and you alone.
Lmao, this is literally some israelite kvetching against barriers to entry.
>nooo, you must relinquish power over your institutions so we can infiltrate them and then enact the same control that we accused you of
Be smarter. Reject israeli propaganda. There is a reason why israelites always gravitated to areas where they can gain cultural relevance over susceptible youth.
>meaning
About as shallow as a puddle
Still deeper then anything swishing around in your noggin.
There's nothing political about trying to normalized sexual fetishes and mental disorders.
How come the schizo didn't (you) me when I made fun of him. This is very exclusionary of transfolx such as myself.
<3
Oooh ooh do me next, moron-kun!
israelite propaganda. Hope you’re a israelite and not some dumb golem sucking them off.
>ooooh I like corporate product cuz it says political things
People enjoyed X-Men for the mutants firing eye lasers at each other, not because of some gay political shit forced into it.
>the schizo is still posting
Well we can put to bed the claim that anime makes boy into trannies; apparently it is comics in general doing it.
Cinemaphile is a festering cesspool of troons and dykes. So you're not wrong
Yeah, thats why I left. Used to enjoy discussing Bone or Hellboy but the fricking freaks really made it unenjoyable.
that X-Men updates twitter account screwed Disney. but then again the showrunner is a gay man. Don't they get it? there were no gay kids in the 90's, Gay was not a cool thing to be as a 90's kid.
It's not cool to any kid and never will be.
Shut the frick up, Xtroon.
That seemed like a shitty couple and cheap tokenism.
I never read this pozzed shit much less caref enough to make screenshots of comics with dumb social commentary storylines. Thank you though for brining it to my attention.
NNNOOO THEY MADE X-MEN POLITICAL NNNOOO
>Millar making an incest love story just to be edgy
>good
Put me in the cap
>Morphs into a schizo
Pottery
Is this actually in the same continuity as the old show?
Madame Web has no post credits scene btw
X-Man is an allegory. If you're gonna break the 4th Wall, do somewhere else. I don't wanna be preached, this show used to invite you to think.
Best Nightcrawler run?
Anon, he's a broken man now, the original anon capable of conversation is gone.
I-I could save xir
>modern writers kill all nuance with black and white statements
Color me surprised
Tag me please lefty schizo I need the attention
>using the Ultimate version as proof
>using Chuck Austen's nonsensical piece of shjt X-men run
Done already? Amateur.
Looking forward to the cope when this is actually a big success and people trying to deny reality and insist it didn't actually make money.
>streaming on Disney+
>big success
hahahahahahahahaha. get a load of this moron.