>Release date July 26
>Still hasn't wrapped principal photography
>Didn't get the CGI heavy scenes shot before the strike so they still have to render those in about 5 months.
>Inevitable reshoots will make them even most timecrushed.
>First trailer drops in a little over 3 weeks
Is it doomed?
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July in film release speak is really October, wouldn't be suprised if it's November/December in reality though now they've publicly committed to slowing down.
christ he looks like shit
He doesn't want to be there, they're blackmailing him with footage from Bryan's pool parties.
he looks like midget saber-tooth
kino
I C O N I C
this will replace all the Che posters in every college student's bedrooms for generations and generations
>tiny little manlet endlessly begging for money will replace Guevara
not if he loses the war
He's standing up to the Soviets, there's no way commie students will ever worship him.
Easily the funniest photo of 2023.
Mfw my fun project with my bro becomes an overblown studio hijacked mess.
I don't think they're actually friends and I don't think that's Ryan Reynolds' actual, non-screen personality.
Thats what 20 years of steroid use does to you.
It's nothing but cameos and a plot about the FoX-Men verse being non canon. It will be complete shit and make a billion dollars
A billion doesn'st mean shit these days.
holy hell, looks like the american market barely means anything either
> 4% of the earth's population is responsible for 44% of the film's gross
Yeah, barely anything, man.
I assume a lot of it is being shot in front of greenscreens on the studio lot but based on the leaks you'd assume they shot the entire thing in a quarry and an empty field like a Power Rangers episode.
>Samurai Deadpool
>Cooler suit
>topknot
brehs
Superhero films still searching for the right fabric.
I hate Ryan Reynolds so much it's unreal.
Comicbookbros is it finally our time to shine?
This looks like that deadpool game they made like a decade ago
How do hairlet actors like him deal with having to wear a wig of thick, glorious hair and then having to go back to reality
>pretending to be other people for a living
I feel like ANY snap back to reality would be disappointing
We are all pretending to be someone else for a living though
Says you, I'm unemployed and currently sitting in my own filth.
am gonna play (you) on your future biopic
But Anthony Warhol already made Sleep.
Reynolds has good hair though, not balding or five-heading
Long hair doesn't work on men. Peter Steele is the one exception.
guess hes not in good enough shape the spandex anymore.
His regular suit is "spandex".
What is he thinking about?
>I wish I was getting a reacharound from McElhenney right now
>Did I remember to take my PrEP pills this morning?
>no cloth like suit variant Deadpool
shite
Also when are they going to stop this multiverse shit? Noone likes it lmao
It ends with Secret Wars, everyone knows that, duh. The movies are going to be a mash-up of the orig. 80s comics, the Hickman comic and its Battleworld spinoffs.
There's literally nothing else in post so they have plenty of staff.
lampshading multiverse movies doesn't make it any better
That’s what I hate about entertainment that relies on meta humor. The characters point out how silly and cliche a plot device is. And then continue to use it! Bringing attention to your narrative laziness does not absolve it.
Needs Megasonic DykeHaircut if it wants my money
Yep bit of dyke dicky would bring me back to the cinema
Cringe, but also based
It will get delayed to December.
Feels a bit too late for that. They'll probably just rush it out with shitty CGI.
>Is it doomed
no, they will just delay it
Literally everything is riding on this for Disney, if it flops we could kill capeshit once and for all.
So they're bringing back Elektra from the Elektra/Daredevil films, but there was Elektra in the Daredevil Netflix series? lol wut.
I'm a grown adult so I won't watch this, but someone please explain the gist of how this all works (multiverse/recast/just-don't-think-about-it?).
Multiverse. The way it's dscribed, the film is basically an eulogy for all the Fox-era Marvel films.
Multiverse shit. They haven't actually figured it out yet (I haven't watched anything past thor 4 so I dunno what stage they're at) but rumour has it scarlett witch is in dp3 so maybe that'll be how they get the x men in. But this still can't work because all of the x men are old as shit now
easy one billie
might get 2 billies if they get all the cameos
it could make a billion off of the strength of the previous 2 alone, even if it's garbage, which it will be, because:
>first one under Yidsney
>ONLY opportunity they have to stick the X-Men in anything for the next couple years out of everything they had pre-planned
>only character they have already established people give a shit about besides Daredevil they haven't already ruined
guaranteed to have a shit ton of interference trying to get it to course correct the MCU
>it could make a billion
No way in hell. Theatrical gross maybe, raw ticket sales.
spider-man no way home made 2 billion during the pandemic
no billie
700 milly at best
>>Didn't get the CGI heavy scenes shot before the strike so they still have to render those in about 5 months.
based maybe we'll get deja vu and it will be leaked
>Is it doomed?
I hope so. The sooner the cape shit era dies the better.
It will have some quirky jokes in the trailer and zoomers will rush to see it because they think it's rebellious
That will mean the death of cinema though
Good. Streaming is doing fine, and physical cinemas should become a novelty (like 50s style diners or arcades).
zoomers are doomed
Reynolds and Dwayne both strike me as psychos in disguise
why do they not cast younger people for these?
Because this is Reynold's project and Jackman is his butt buddy
They write the CHARACTERS as Joss Whedon teenagers when they must be in their 30s or 40s (just going by time passed in-universe etc.).
Honestly glad. I was surprised at how soon my body started failing, so it's nice to see this (and grown-ass adults consuming it all).
deadpool 2 was woke as frick. 3 is going to suck wiener. nothing Hollywood shits out is any good. i don't know why they keep wasting more time and money trying to put lipstick on these pigs. freaking out about CGI and effects quality
Deadpool 2 had a cgi toddler penis
Exactly. Woke liberals likes that
do people not like the deadpool movies? I like the princess bride scenes
Which movie was this scene in? I don't remember it.
when Disney bought it they made a PG-13 version of Deadpool 2 to release to kids, it's told the same way as the princess bride with Deadpool in grown up Fred Savage's bedroom
Disney had nothing to do with it. It was all Reynolds' idea and it was before Disney bought FOX.
it's the pg13 cut of the second movie
the editing is terrible
is that the same actor as The Princess Bride?
Yeah, it's Fred Savage. They have a whole bit for it at the start.
They're fine for satirical capeshit, exactly what they're intended to be. Or as newbies fresh from reddit say, "reddit movie".
Satirical capeshit peaked with Mystery Men and Super.
Deadpool is actually a Deadpool movie. If you think there was some extra layer to it, you got tricked.
>Deadpool is actually a Deadpool movie.
Yes, and the character itself is satirical.
>peaked with Mystery Men and Super.
Venture Bros., which is the spiritual successor to the Tick.
the first one was pretty funny and I liked francis but the other one was total dogshit
>going to work to make money to give to a israelite so you can watch two gays play dress up
ISHYGDDT
Will X-23 be in this? Preferably played by Dafne Keen
there have been rumors that she would show. I'll believe it when I see it.
i leaked this yesterday
You mean you copypasted that from somewhere?
no, i leaked
who do you work for
i don't, my big cousin does, he told me and i was the one who leaked the info
>big
your big cuz is a liar
>big cousin
You must be at least 18 to post here, anon.
i'm 23, he is 34
You sort of stop having a 'big cousin' when you're an adult anon, even if you have other cousins who are younger.
bro, when i was 11 he was 22, i have always refered to him as big cousin, i'm sorry i used a word to describe MY COUSIN
Would you use the same word to describe his wiener?
not his dick, but mine
why not his?
>still got arms covered
that "cancer scared" bullshit virgins were spouting was such crap lmao
I legit hate Ryan Reynolds. Not only him but also the homosexual "cosplayers" who imitate his voice and act like absolute morons at con's dressed as deadpool. Its fricking embarrasing. There's some dude who imitates Reynolds voice wearing the mask on tiktok and it's fricking gay.
I liked the old ultimate alliance video games where deadpool was voiced by the fricking crypt keeper
That voice is awesome. My first introduction to Deadpool. Started reading cable and Deadpool after that.
I bet this will be shit and unfunny after the agenda pushers takeover.
Reynolds himself is an agenda pusher.
I don't recall him being overly political like a lot of people in the industry
He literally says in Deadpool 2 something like "so many white men I should have my rape whistle" or something like that
He is ok with casting of black domino who don't even try to look like comic version. He okayed too much queerbait jokes in Deadpool 2. Also shouted pansexual in interviews. Deadpool is actually straight. But internet didn't accept it because of joke. Woke creators started supporting this idea.
They’re going to do a Wolverine Origins leak reference so they don’t care about good CGI. This is a meta-comedy movie.
Deadpool 1 and 2 are trash. So I doubt this will any different. Will just download.
I hope they bring ScarJo back so they can recreate that Jim Lee UXM cover.
I will not pay money to watch this movie. In fact, I haven't paid to watch a movie in the last 15 years.
I will torrent it. And then I will badmouth it on the internet.