Deadpool - Wolverine

>Deadpool is retired, has an ordinary job
>gets home, he has a suprise birthday party
>as it is seen in the trailer, the TVA arrests him
>the TVA says that they need to prune his universe because some evildoers were doing there some shit, but the big boss chose him to spare him, and if fulfills one task his universe can be saved by being merged into the marvel universe
>Deadpool asks who is the big boss
>the TVA guy points on a big statue, it is Loki
>his duty is to kill Cassandra Nova and her band, they are hanging in a place called the Void, and they reek havoc in other universes, which need to be pruned after that
>Deadpool agrees, but he says he needs his uniform, weapons and swords back
>the TVA gaves him everything, including adamantium swords
>Deadpool says he needs a sidekick, captain america and wolverine
>they open him a portal, and he finds a wolverine variant in a bar, deadpool shoots him in the head, it turns out that this variant didn't have adamantium bones just claws and he dies
>the next variant is fighting sentinels in days of future past, deadpool fricks off and says he needs a wolverine from a more peaceful world
>he enters the next world, where he discovers wolverines tomb from Logan
>he demands a one normal wolverine, they tell him that this wolverine is depressed because he let down his allies
>deadpool says he is very good in boosting up spirits, finds him totally wasted in a dark world with no america around, brings him back to the TVA and they enter the void
>Wolverine sobers up and wants to leave, they fight, they are interrupted by the "resistance" faction, lead by x23 and gambit.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic slop is still slop

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>they tell them that the TVA was lying, they are just putting everyone who might be a threat to them into the void and pruning their universes, this is how Cassandra ended up there too and made herself a queen, the resistance is fighting cassandra and the TVA aswell, and they would be honored to have the mighty wolverine on their side
    >Wolverine gets depressed and leaves the band, Deadpool follows him, they start to bond together when they are attacked by sabertooth and toad, sabertooth is beheaded, toad flees back to cassandra
    >they decide to get back to the resistance, where he opens up and tells to everyone that in his world one night the X-men school was attacked by supervillains, he killed them all, when it turned out that mysterio fooled him, he actually killed every single mutant in the school, since that america was taken over by super villains
    >everybody tries to open up about thier stories when deadpool stops them saying this is boring and they need a plan to get back to the tva and kill them
    >as he says that the TVA arrives, but in a fight they all die
    >they decide to go to Cassandra and try to negotiate, with force if they must, because she can teleport between worlds with a ring, she kileld a strange variant and took his magic ring

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they enter ant mans skulll, want to persuade her to join them, take over the TVA and to find a universe where they all can live peacefully
      >she says no, also she is pissed for losing sabertooth
      >Logan gets bored tries to attack Cassandra, she easily btfos him
      >outside the resistance sees this and they start to fight with cassandras goons
      >Deadpool tells her that in her world she has a brother who looks the same as her (bald) and they should be a really good sibling couple
      >Cassandra is buffled, saying that okay it is settled then, silly boys, all you had to do is was to ask, the fight stops, they go to the TVA
      >this TVA was ruled by one Kang variant, Deadpool kills him by saying no, NO Feige said you are not allowed to be here anymore"
      >The TVA is taken over by the resistance, during the fight the TVA was damaged, but Cassandra with her powers and some TVA tech and the ring can open up portals to every universe during a major turning point in the past
      >everybody says farewell as they leave through a portal
      >It is Deadpools and Logans turn
      >Cassandra tells them that their universes where pruned, but the TVA actually believed him so much that they transferred his friends and family to the marvel universe
      >Logans universe is unsavable, so he decides to go with Deadpool
      >Cassandra tells them that she can only open a portal to the fight with Thanos in avengers endgame
      >Deadpool and Wolverine gets hyped up, and jump through the portal
      the end
      .

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So another setup movie?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Kang varian

        will he be played by that homie ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most likely reused footage

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They'd never do this with what he was charged with. Had me fooled till that part.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>this TVA was ruled by one Kang variant, Deadpool kills him by saying no, NO Feige said you are not allowed to be here anymore"

        This got a laugh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they are just putting everyone who might be a threat to them into the void

      how is guy with claws and some zombie with katanas a threat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wolverine asks the same from the resistance, saying that he has terrifying villains in his world, Deadpool tells him that Disney had budget only for their duo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tries to open up about thier stories when deadpool stops them saying this is boring and they need a plan to get back to the tva and kill them
      The only time I’ve found Reynolds funny, and it‘a probably made up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they enter ant mans skulll, want to persuade her to join them, take over the TVA and to find a universe where they all can live peacefully
      >she says no, also she is pissed for losing sabertooth
      >Logan gets bored tries to attack Cassandra, she easily btfos him
      >outside the resistance sees this and they start to fight with cassandras goons
      >Deadpool tells her that in her world she has a brother who looks the same as her (bald) and they should be a really good sibling couple
      >Cassandra is buffled, saying that okay it is settled then, silly boys, all you had to do is was to ask, the fight stops, they go to the TVA
      >this TVA was ruled by one Kang variant, Deadpool kills him by saying no, NO Feige said you are not allowed to be here anymore"
      >The TVA is taken over by the resistance, during the fight the TVA was damaged, but Cassandra with her powers and some TVA tech and the ring can open up portals to every universe during a major turning point in the past
      >everybody says farewell as they leave through a portal
      >It is Deadpools and Logans turn
      >Cassandra tells them that their universes where pruned, but the TVA actually believed him so much that they transferred his friends and family to the marvel universe
      >Logans universe is unsavable, so he decides to go with Deadpool
      >Cassandra tells them that she can only open a portal to the fight with Thanos in avengers endgame
      >Deadpool and Wolverine gets hyped up, and jump through the portal
      the end
      .

      Deadpool is Reddit: The Hero

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they enter ant mans skulll, want to persuade her to join them, take over the TVA and to find a universe where they all can live peacefully
      >she says no, also she is pissed for losing sabertooth
      >Logan gets bored tries to attack Cassandra, she easily btfos him
      >outside the resistance sees this and they start to fight with cassandras goons
      >Deadpool tells her that in her world she has a brother who looks the same as her (bald) and they should be a really good sibling couple
      >Cassandra is buffled, saying that okay it is settled then, silly boys, all you had to do is was to ask, the fight stops, they go to the TVA
      >this TVA was ruled by one Kang variant, Deadpool kills him by saying no, NO Feige said you are not allowed to be here anymore"
      >The TVA is taken over by the resistance, during the fight the TVA was damaged, but Cassandra with her powers and some TVA tech and the ring can open up portals to every universe during a major turning point in the past
      >everybody says farewell as they leave through a portal
      >It is Deadpools and Logans turn
      >Cassandra tells them that their universes where pruned, but the TVA actually believed him so much that they transferred his friends and family to the marvel universe
      >Logans universe is unsavable, so he decides to go with Deadpool
      >Cassandra tells them that she can only open a portal to the fight with Thanos in avengers endgame
      >Deadpool and Wolverine gets hyped up, and jump through the portal
      the end
      .

      i work for Marvel and I just emailed them the thread. Frick off homosexual, you are going to get vanned.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If this isn't a larp I hope your homosexual useless ass dies in a car accident, you useless rotten wienersucking homosexual Black person, I hope your parents die I hope your children die I hope you all just develop terminal cancer and rot until you stop breathing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        F_ _

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        frick marvel, frick disney and frick your homosexual ass

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Finally more TVA!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds pretty gay. I'll check it out :3

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it turns out that this variant didn't have adamantium bones just claws and he dies
    wolverines power is healing. getting shot in the head wouldnt kill him. hed just come back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Deadpool is mad too, the TVA tells him that this was a different wolverine with different abilities and no adamantium bones

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is TVA?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      breasts vegana butthole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Television Avengers from the marvel tv shows

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Tennessee Valley Authority

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking moronic. Don't even think about it, it isn't worth it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A group from the Loki series that cleans up shit from time-frickery.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek I hadn't thought about it, caught up as I was in that Anon's larp but I have no idea
      Even not knowing what TVA means, the story still roughly made sense

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what about punisher ?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick some shitty holographics tricked Wolverines sense of smell, not even Mystique tricked them?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man how easy is Sabertooth to kill, meanwhile in the comics despite how much the hate each other Logan still hadn't been able to kill the fricker, not even with magical hell soul katanas

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does he even wear the fricking helmet in the movie at all?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What about the leak that cassandra enjoys killing Professor X variants

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is the movie any good? your description sounds terrible.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gay that its not Wolverine from in between ending of Days of Future Past and beginning of Logan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think that it is more gay that they didn't give him a happy ending from Future Past, that closure was fricking brilliant, and not a depressive shithole just like Logan was

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Logan is a different continuity than DoFP

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just had a dozen dirt cake oreos
    Instant regret

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds lame and gay so I believe it.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cassandra Nova
    I feel like I'm supposed to know who this is but I have no idea

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sneedpool lol
    Chuckverine lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      XD

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >XD
        Frick off

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh he mad

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >entire film is an allegory for Fox being absorbed by Disney

    lol.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mid-credits scene leaked
    deadpool and wolverine walk into oval office
    trump is there
    "are you ready to fight for israel"
    end

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I like marvel now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      greatest Cinemaphile thread of all time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*farts*
      >I brought air force two Mr president

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gay ass marvel studios shit ruining deadpool
    Everyday I wish Disney didn't buy Fox. Fox was also pumping out god tier 4Ks before the buyout. Frick Disney

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sling rings to open multiversal portals
    They don't even remember their own fricking rules.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was mildly interested but sounds like another goyslop shit so pass

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The moment Deadpool got into marvel the script went to shit.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Spoiler bars for MCUslop
    Aren't the comics 100+ years old?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > didn't have adamantium bones just claws and he dies
    This isn’t how he works. His stupid healing factor is why they could replace his bones to begin with. Wolverine can be reduced to paste and still reassemble. Which should be familiar to Wade who is also near immortal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Wolverine can be reduced to paste and still reassemble
      t.moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It is because his brain was still inact in the skull moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He’s tanked nukes and been cooked just fricking shut up

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Brain don't matter. He's regenerated from just his blood.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The amount of temperature inside that cranium would evaporate the brain
            Also skulls have orifices like nose/eyes/base of the cranium otherwise the brain would be completely isolated from the rest of the body and therefore not be able to control ot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You clearly aren't familiar with Wolverine, at all.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >reek havoc

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are visions of other universes
    >There's a universe where you're back in high school
    >There's a universe where your teeth fell out
    >There's a universe where she still loves you
    >There's a universe where you're falling

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >there's a universe where I frick that girl in class
      >that other girl in class
      >that other one
      >the other one
      >my teacher
      >the hottest girl in school while on stage in front of the whole school cheering me on and her hot friends watch with bitten lips
      >I can levitate at will
      >I can run fast enough to leave the ground and glide
      >I am living in a universe oddly similar to the movie I watched last night but the characters are a mix of random actors and people I haven't seen for decades

      Dumb premise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >there's a universe where I'm happy and get a goods night sleep everynight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >There is a universe where I die from being shot in the stomach
      >There is a universe where I take down a sniper during the terrorist attack
      >There is a universe where I am the terrorist.
      >There is a universe where I saw an alien invasion
      >There is a universe where I've lead the people to survive the flood

      ...ok

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Vanessa dumped him for a black guy
    Extremely American film. Same thing happened to Doctor Strange.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does it reveal why he has the shittest shortest hair and why his mutton chops are so precisely moronic shaved and short? Completely takes me out of the character.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really sick of this multiverse variant shit especially when it's been done so sloppily, barely actually done anything etc. Noone wants infinite heroes running around.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Deadpool says he needs a sidekick, captain america and wolverine
    If he's not from the MCU how does he know Captain America?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Captain America's wiener is just THAT powerful

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he use Cable's time travel shit at the end of the last one? Maybe he does have Captain America in his, but it's the 70s tv show one.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >none of this mentions the deadpool variants you literally see in the trailers and set photos or lady deathstrike
    nice fan fiction

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