>Deadpool is retired, has an ordinary job
>gets home, he has a suprise birthday party
>as it is seen in the trailer, the TVA arrests him
>the TVA says that they need to prune his universe because some evildoers were doing there some shit, but the big boss chose him to spare him, and if fulfills one task his universe can be saved by being merged into the marvel universe
>Deadpool asks who is the big boss
>the TVA guy points on a big statue, it is Loki
>his duty is to kill Cassandra Nova and her band, they are hanging in a place called the Void, and they reek havoc in other universes, which need to be pruned after that
>Deadpool agrees, but he says he needs his uniform, weapons and swords back
>the TVA gaves him everything, including adamantium swords
>Deadpool says he needs a sidekick, captain america and wolverine
>they open him a portal, and he finds a wolverine variant in a bar, deadpool shoots him in the head, it turns out that this variant didn't have adamantium bones just claws and he dies
>the next variant is fighting sentinels in days of future past, deadpool fricks off and says he needs a wolverine from a more peaceful world
>he enters the next world, where he discovers wolverines tomb from Logan
>he demands a one normal wolverine, they tell him that this wolverine is depressed because he let down his allies
>deadpool says he is very good in boosting up spirits, finds him totally wasted in a dark world with no america around, brings him back to the TVA and they enter the void
>Wolverine sobers up and wants to leave, they fight, they are interrupted by the "resistance" faction, lead by x23 and gambit.
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>>they tell them that the TVA was lying, they are just putting everyone who might be a threat to them into the void and pruning their universes, this is how Cassandra ended up there too and made herself a queen, the resistance is fighting cassandra and the TVA aswell, and they would be honored to have the mighty wolverine on their side
>Wolverine gets depressed and leaves the band, Deadpool follows him, they start to bond together when they are attacked by sabertooth and toad, sabertooth is beheaded, toad flees back to cassandra
>they decide to get back to the resistance, where he opens up and tells to everyone that in his world one night the X-men school was attacked by supervillains, he killed them all, when it turned out that mysterio fooled him, he actually killed every single mutant in the school, since that america was taken over by super villains
>everybody tries to open up about thier stories when deadpool stops them saying this is boring and they need a plan to get back to the tva and kill them
>as he says that the TVA arrives, but in a fight they all die
>they decide to go to Cassandra and try to negotiate, with force if they must, because she can teleport between worlds with a ring, she kileld a strange variant and took his magic ring
>they enter ant mans skulll, want to persuade her to join them, take over the TVA and to find a universe where they all can live peacefully
>she says no, also she is pissed for losing sabertooth
>Logan gets bored tries to attack Cassandra, she easily btfos him
>outside the resistance sees this and they start to fight with cassandras goons
>Deadpool tells her that in her world she has a brother who looks the same as her (bald) and they should be a really good sibling couple
>Cassandra is buffled, saying that okay it is settled then, silly boys, all you had to do is was to ask, the fight stops, they go to the TVA
>this TVA was ruled by one Kang variant, Deadpool kills him by saying no, NO Feige said you are not allowed to be here anymore"
>The TVA is taken over by the resistance, during the fight the TVA was damaged, but Cassandra with her powers and some TVA tech and the ring can open up portals to every universe during a major turning point in the past
>everybody says farewell as they leave through a portal
>It is Deadpools and Logans turn
>Cassandra tells them that their universes where pruned, but the TVA actually believed him so much that they transferred his friends and family to the marvel universe
>Logans universe is unsavable, so he decides to go with Deadpool
>Cassandra tells them that she can only open a portal to the fight with Thanos in avengers endgame
>Deadpool and Wolverine gets hyped up, and jump through the portal
the end.
So another setup movie?
>Kang varian
will he be played by that homie ?
Most likely reused footage
They'd never do this with what he was charged with. Had me fooled till that part.
>>this TVA was ruled by one Kang variant, Deadpool kills him by saying no, NO Feige said you are not allowed to be here anymore"
This got a laugh.
>they are just putting everyone who might be a threat to them into the void
how is guy with claws and some zombie with katanas a threat
Wolverine asks the same from the resistance, saying that he has terrifying villains in his world, Deadpool tells him that Disney had budget only for their duo
tries to open up about thier stories when deadpool stops them saying this is boring and they need a plan to get back to the tva and kill them
The only time I’ve found Reynolds funny, and it‘a probably made up
Deadpool is Reddit: The Hero
i work for Marvel and I just emailed them the thread. Frick off homosexual, you are going to get vanned.
If this isn't a larp I hope your homosexual useless ass dies in a car accident, you useless rotten wienersucking homosexual Black person, I hope your parents die I hope your children die I hope you all just develop terminal cancer and rot until you stop breathing.
F_ _
frick marvel, frick disney and frick your homosexual ass
Finally more TVA!
Sounds pretty gay. I'll check it out :3
>it turns out that this variant didn't have adamantium bones just claws and he dies
wolverines power is healing. getting shot in the head wouldnt kill him. hed just come back
>Deadpool is mad too, the TVA tells him that this was a different wolverine with different abilities and no adamantium bones
Who the frick is TVA?
Cinemaphile anon
breasts vegana butthole
Television Avengers from the marvel tv shows
The Tennessee Valley Authority
Fricking moronic. Don't even think about it, it isn't worth it.
A group from the Loki series that cleans up shit from time-frickery.
kek I hadn't thought about it, caught up as I was in that Anon's larp but I have no idea
Even not knowing what TVA means, the story still roughly made sense
what about punisher ?
How the frick some shitty holographics tricked Wolverines sense of smell, not even Mystique tricked them?
Man how easy is Sabertooth to kill, meanwhile in the comics despite how much the hate each other Logan still hadn't been able to kill the fricker, not even with magical hell soul katanas
Does he even wear the fricking helmet in the movie at all?
What about the leak that cassandra enjoys killing Professor X variants
is the movie any good? your description sounds terrible.
Gay that its not Wolverine from in between ending of Days of Future Past and beginning of Logan
I think that it is more gay that they didn't give him a happy ending from Future Past, that closure was fricking brilliant, and not a depressive shithole just like Logan was
Logan is a different continuity than DoFP
I just had a dozen dirt cake oreos
Instant regret
Sounds lame and gay so I believe it.
>Cassandra Nova
I feel like I'm supposed to know who this is but I have no idea
Sneedpool lol
Chuckverine lmao
XD
>XD
Frick off
Oh he mad
>entire film is an allegory for Fox being absorbed by Disney
lol.
mid-credits scene leaked
deadpool and wolverine walk into oval office
trump is there
"are you ready to fight for israel"
end
wtf I like marvel now
greatest Cinemaphile thread of all time
>*farts*
>I brought air force two Mr president
>gay ass marvel studios shit ruining deadpool
Everyday I wish Disney didn't buy Fox. Fox was also pumping out god tier 4Ks before the buyout. Frick Disney
>sling rings to open multiversal portals
They don't even remember their own fricking rules.
Was mildly interested but sounds like another goyslop shit so pass
The moment Deadpool got into marvel the script went to shit.
>Spoiler bars for MCUslop
Aren't the comics 100+ years old?
> didn't have adamantium bones just claws and he dies
This isn’t how he works. His stupid healing factor is why they could replace his bones to begin with. Wolverine can be reduced to paste and still reassemble. Which should be familiar to Wade who is also near immortal.
>Wolverine can be reduced to paste and still reassemble
t.moron
It is because his brain was still inact in the skull moron
He’s tanked nukes and been cooked just fricking shut up
Brain don't matter. He's regenerated from just his blood.
The amount of temperature inside that cranium would evaporate the brain
Also skulls have orifices like nose/eyes/base of the cranium otherwise the brain would be completely isolated from the rest of the body and therefore not be able to control ot
You clearly aren't familiar with Wolverine, at all.
>reek havoc
are visions of other universes
>There's a universe where you're back in high school
>There's a universe where your teeth fell out
>There's a universe where she still loves you
>There's a universe where you're falling
>there's a universe where I frick that girl in class
>that other girl in class
>that other one
>the other one
>my teacher
>the hottest girl in school while on stage in front of the whole school cheering me on and her hot friends watch with bitten lips
>I can levitate at will
>I can run fast enough to leave the ground and glide
>I am living in a universe oddly similar to the movie I watched last night but the characters are a mix of random actors and people I haven't seen for decades
Dumb premise
>there's a universe where I'm happy and get a goods night sleep everynight
>There is a universe where I die from being shot in the stomach
>There is a universe where I take down a sniper during the terrorist attack
>There is a universe where I am the terrorist.
>There is a universe where I saw an alien invasion
>There is a universe where I've lead the people to survive the flood
...ok
>Vanessa dumped him for a black guy
Extremely American film. Same thing happened to Doctor Strange.
Does it reveal why he has the shittest shortest hair and why his mutton chops are so precisely moronic shaved and short? Completely takes me out of the character.
I'm really sick of this multiverse variant shit especially when it's been done so sloppily, barely actually done anything etc. Noone wants infinite heroes running around.
>Deadpool says he needs a sidekick, captain america and wolverine
If he's not from the MCU how does he know Captain America?
Captain America's wiener is just THAT powerful
Didn't he use Cable's time travel shit at the end of the last one? Maybe he does have Captain America in his, but it's the 70s tv show one.
>none of this mentions the deadpool variants you literally see in the trailers and set photos or lady deathstrike
nice fan fiction