Calling it now, Paradox isn't a mook but the twist big bad and he's revealed as a Kang Variant. They'll go back to the original plan for multiple Kang actors and have whites, nogs and whatever else, then have one of them, whoever ends up connecting with audiences the most, becoming the Beyonder. Doom will be kept as a secondary antagonist for the Post-SW Phases. I just don't think that they'd hire McFayden just for this after his string of Emmy wins and the whole "big bad situation", have Cassandra Nova as the only villain, who's stuck in the Void to boot, and especially for a project that's supposed to lead into Avengers 5/6, while also dealing with the TVA.
>Does no body look at this and think, how is it that this is the media they make for adults today?
The highest grossing movie of 50 years ago was Blazing Saddles. Real srs film-making.
>It’s bad because it’s self-aware
you’re just cherrypicking reasons to hate it because you already predetermined you were going to simply because it’s not the boomerslop you grew up with.
Robocop never gets fricked up the ass by his wife's strapon onscreen and then repeatedly tells everyone else he crosses paths with that he enjoys getting fricked up the ass
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RoboCop's wife thought he was dead. I'm sure she would have been happy to frick RoboCop in the ass if it meant she could see her husband one more time.
The problem I have is why even bother using the classic suit AT ALL if you're not going to be wearing the one thing everyone wants to see, I just don't see the point
X2 had his real hair styled and a wig for the wolf scene reshoot only. X3 100% a wig and this one too. I don't understand why they did not style Jackman's real hair. It looks cheap and with that brown-reddish tint old people get when they dye their hair. Frick Disney
Could be CGI and I'm only saying that because Marvel has done CGI suits and cowls before (Doctor Strange 2) and because some pajeet did a CGI mask and it looks good which leads me to believe a studio with all the money can make it look better I guess
Not like I care much as I'm not seeing this movie, might watch a cam or wait for the WEB rip
Imagine laying in a casket of onions sauce while the richest people on earth are looking at your naked body making fun of you. All this for a one time payment of 500 plus pictures that last forever.
Who the frick cares. None of these reveal anything new that wasn't in the trailer and Ryan Reynolds remains the most insufferable Reddit actor of all time
That was just Deadpool 2 in general.. Ryan went full Deadpool and it became silly..
But his commitment to the material is impressive. I will give him a pass for DP2
Maybe it's all the mushrooms I did last year, but I just don't get amused by death and violence as a joke anymore. I can't get behind the faceless bad guy mooks dying nameless in the background. That one dudes head is chopped off and his ass exposed all because what? He took a security job at some shady corporation.
First one was a bit of lackluster as they were too stingy with their spending and characters. They tried too hard with the le quirky 4th wall breaking bs.
2nd one I find more rewatchable but they didn't improve much.
3rd will be hopefully the best one yet but I'm not interested in any capeshit except deadpool xmen and wolverine but even those are just barely floating above water.
First film is good because Tim Miller and the writers were extremely committed to doing something faithful to the good, early Deadpool comics. Reynolds used his pull after the success of the first to get Miller booted and take full creative control. Every shitty idea in that film came from Reynolds, who I guess is a fan of the later, insufferable “le heckin chimichangas poopie cowabunga” style of Deadpool comics. Miller’s ideas for 2 included casting somebody who was the right height to play Cable and making him look comic-accurate, a comic-accurate Juggernaut, fight between Juggernaut and Thing from Fantastic Four in the third act, casting a white woman as Domino, not killing Vanessa in the opening, and Vanessa getting her Copycat powers from the comics among other things. In short, Ryan Reynolds is a Canadian homosexual who ruins everything he touches.
Miller’s only good idea was the Cable casting. The F4 inclusion is a terrible idea, especially because it would have likely been the Fan4stic version because Fox would be pushing an interconnected universe. Vanessa dying was also a good idea but she should have stayed dead.
I’m going to see Deadpool 3 but I’m pretty sure I’m not going to like it. Logan was the perfect send off to Jackman’s Wolverine and having him come back is a bummer, the TVA getting involved sucks, and regardless of me thinking many of the changes Ryan pushed for were correct, I wasn’t the biggest fan of Deadpool 2
Capeshit costumes are all about style and sexiness, or at least that's how they used to be. They displayed men's muscles and complemented the women's breasts and thighs. They were never meant to be practical, but MCU/Disney decided that they had to be, or be done away with completely. Sexy is out, "tactical look" is in, and hence every fricking costume in the MCU look like they were created by the same workshop. Whether it's an Afro-futuristic tribe, an ancient alien race, a Russian merc, or a US spy agent, they all have the same generic geometric cuts and Kevlar padding that not only look ugly but, as you said, won't sufficiently protect you in combat. It is so gay and sad to see.
style and flair, sure
but you want to see a characters muscles/female parts and if they're covered up by actual clothes then you really can't; you need skin-tight suits
they're also easier than clothes because they don't have folds or flaps or creases or whatever
Every thread about this has one catty little b***h defending it and I’m starting to think it’s the same person. The style of insults he uses are so similar.
2/10
Thought that was Vito Jr in the middle for a sec
3/10
Hmm the TVA timeline monitors are pre-loki ? Because the timeline is shown as linear while post loki its a giant tree branch
Why does TVA look so different from the Loki series?
They have a bigger budget now.
looks like they remodeled the interior bridge of a Star Destroyer
I'm surprised this is actually filmed on a set
Calling it now, Paradox isn't a mook but the twist big bad and he's revealed as a Kang Variant. They'll go back to the original plan for multiple Kang actors and have whites, nogs and whatever else, then have one of them, whoever ends up connecting with audiences the most, becoming the Beyonder. Doom will be kept as a secondary antagonist for the Post-SW Phases. I just don't think that they'd hire McFayden just for this after his string of Emmy wins and the whole "big bad situation", have Cassandra Nova as the only villain, who's stuck in the Void to boot, and especially for a project that's supposed to lead into Avengers 5/6, while also dealing with the TVA.
4/10
5/10
6/10
Does no body look at this and think, how is it that this is the media they make for adults today?
No because it's a stupid action movie, and you clearly have some developmental issues.
You are watching a show for babies with some violence sprinkled in
>Does no body look at this and think, how is it that this is the media they make for adults today?
The highest grossing movie of 50 years ago was Blazing Saddles. Real srs film-making.
how is this any more silly than something like robocop
Robocop never literally looks directly into the camera and says "Gee audience, isn't it silly that I have to do this in a movie lol"
>It’s bad because it’s self-aware
you’re just cherrypicking reasons to hate it because you already predetermined you were going to simply because it’s not the boomerslop you grew up with.
Robocop never gets fricked up the ass by his wife's strapon onscreen and then repeatedly tells everyone else he crosses paths with that he enjoys getting fricked up the ass
RoboCop's wife thought he was dead. I'm sure she would have been happy to frick RoboCop in the ass if it meant she could see her husband one more time.
This looks like they want this to become a meme. The pose looks awkward still.
7/10
who the frick is that
homiesonic teenage warhead
She's cute honestly
Evil female charles xavier
Cassandra Nova, basically evil female twin of Xavier
from a certain point of view, it's Charles who is evil
how fricking big is the xavier famiy ffs
juggernaut is his brother iirc
Why did they make her so cute? She's a hag in the comics
Jesus those are long ass fingers. b***h could pick her nose and scratch her brain
She could give my dick a couple extra reaches around if you know what i mean
Imagine if she sounded you and could physically touch your prostate.
LETSFRICKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You watch moron slop?
KWAB
8/10
Wolverine's hair looks so bad
It looks perfect wtf? totally fits his physicality and older age. He's clearly older but still totally looks like wolverine
Cuz has wearing the mask
It looks exactly like it did in The Wolverine and Days of Future Past
It's similar to The Wolverine look except the new one is a cheap wig with reddish tints. Days of Future past had the best Wolverine hair style
Me when I sleep on my side.
Hes balding
Someone sort out Hughs fricking hair wtf were they thinking ? Aren't there any hair stylists on set ?
It's between takes you stupid fricking inbred wienersucking asslicking monkey piece of shit
They're watching cat videos.
9/10
>DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE
>1/10
brutal
what about it doesn't you like?
> what about it doesn't you like?
Good morning sir
10/10
Uh..
I'm guessing Wolverine will not be wearing the cowl? Or will it be CGI'd in?
He’ll wear it in one scene for 10 secs. Memepool will quip about it and he’ll take it off.
The problem I have is why even bother using the classic suit AT ALL if you're not going to be wearing the one thing everyone wants to see, I just don't see the point
I'm cool with headgearless Wolverine. He looks great here
same. I'm trans btw not sure if that matters
You sure joke about that a lot haha, I wonder why!
I'd be more okay with it if his hair wasn't so shit, at least make his hair as big as that wig from X2
X2 had his real hair styled and a wig for the wolf scene reshoot only. X3 100% a wig and this one too. I don't understand why they did not style Jackman's real hair. It looks cheap and with that brown-reddish tint old people get when they dye their hair. Frick Disney
>I'm cool with headgearless Wolverine. He looks great here
10/10 #
You're a homosexual!
He'll wear it. For how long remains a mystery.
Could be CGI and I'm only saying that because Marvel has done CGI suits and cowls before (Doctor Strange 2) and because some pajeet did a CGI mask and it looks good which leads me to believe a studio with all the money can make it look better I guess
Not like I care much as I'm not seeing this movie, might watch a cam or wait for the WEB rip
Oh thank God you put that disclaimer at the end, I almost thought you weren't Too Cool for School there kiddo.
I'm not cool for school but I will watch a bootleg.
No studio would let a Hollywood star to wear helmet/mask the whole movie. Dredd is an exception.
Its the start themselves who want to have their mugs seen.
I can't remember. Is blind Al in these movies?
Yep.
That's CUTE. He thinks we'll forget about the child trafficking and Spirit Cooking cannibalism stuff.
Oopsie Poopsie!
The fricking glavset fried your tadpole brain. Congratulations.
> fish symbol
> 14
> cut your skin and drink the blood
> rothschild arrival of satan painting
>schizophrenia
Wow.
>Leave the multimillionaires ALONE!
>HECKIN' CHILD TRAFFICKING
Trump lost, cope harder.
And he's best buddies with Ellen Degenerates and Stephen Colbert (buddy of John Podestaphile)
>John Podestaphile
>still thinking pizzagate was real
Lol you got tricked by Jet Neptune (the moron that works for Sam Hyde) and you don’t know
>T-THERE'S A BASEMENT!!! THE GUY WHO GOT A-ARRESTED WAS A HECKIN' GLOWIE!!!
Why has no one else stormed the place to find the basement?
I think someone tried once and got arrested.
Imagine laying in a casket of onions sauce while the richest people on earth are looking at your naked body making fun of you. All this for a one time payment of 500 plus pictures that last forever.
>sharts in sauce while no one is around
is this generated by AI?
Ngl the color makes it look like so from the thumbnail
this movie will be filled with homosexual homoerotic lines by deadpool about wolverine and wolverine is going to allow it.
You should totally do like the cat in the picture if this sort of thing torments you.
>You should totally do like the cat in the picture if this sort of thing torments you.
, you're on Cinemaphile. I don't think this place is for you.
Jackman and Reynolds are both no so secretly gay
If Deadpool 3 flops, you’ll be free from big budget capeslop for quite a long time.
Who the frick cares. None of these reveal anything new that wasn't in the trailer and Ryan Reynolds remains the most insufferable Reddit actor of all time
Am I the only one who enjoyed the Ryan Reynolds/Deadpool character initially, but quickly got annoyed by him and doesn't want to see him anymore?
I feel like I started out very amused and by like, halfway through Deadpool 2 I was just going "Man, frick this homosexual"
Sounds like Deadpool the comic book character.
Deadpool 2 was carried by Cable
He's the personification of "joke run into the ground"
That was just Deadpool 2 in general.. Ryan went full Deadpool and it became silly..
But his commitment to the material is impressive. I will give him a pass for DP2
I'm okay with him as an actor but Deadpool is just reddit the character
Maybe it's all the mushrooms I did last year, but I just don't get amused by death and violence as a joke anymore. I can't get behind the faceless bad guy mooks dying nameless in the background. That one dudes head is chopped off and his ass exposed all because what? He took a security job at some shady corporation.
First one was a bit of lackluster as they were too stingy with their spending and characters. They tried too hard with the le quirky 4th wall breaking bs.
2nd one I find more rewatchable but they didn't improve much.
3rd will be hopefully the best one yet but I'm not interested in any capeshit except deadpool xmen and wolverine but even those are just barely floating above water.
First film is good because Tim Miller and the writers were extremely committed to doing something faithful to the good, early Deadpool comics. Reynolds used his pull after the success of the first to get Miller booted and take full creative control. Every shitty idea in that film came from Reynolds, who I guess is a fan of the later, insufferable “le heckin chimichangas poopie cowabunga” style of Deadpool comics. Miller’s ideas for 2 included casting somebody who was the right height to play Cable and making him look comic-accurate, a comic-accurate Juggernaut, fight between Juggernaut and Thing from Fantastic Four in the third act, casting a white woman as Domino, not killing Vanessa in the opening, and Vanessa getting her Copycat powers from the comics among other things. In short, Ryan Reynolds is a Canadian homosexual who ruins everything he touches.
Miller’s only good idea was the Cable casting. The F4 inclusion is a terrible idea, especially because it would have likely been the Fan4stic version because Fox would be pushing an interconnected universe. Vanessa dying was also a good idea but she should have stayed dead.
I’m going to see Deadpool 3 but I’m pretty sure I’m not going to like it. Logan was the perfect send off to Jackman’s Wolverine and having him come back is a bummer, the TVA getting involved sucks, and regardless of me thinking many of the changes Ryan pushed for were correct, I wasn’t the biggest fan of Deadpool 2
none of these are new. they're all from the already-released trailer.
Who even cares about this movie
oh wait, me, I care about this movie, I'll be seeing it opening weekend
Cinema is dead.
this is the first film I intend to see since hte last spiderman film
slop
what's the point of those moronic costumes?
they can't protect you
they look stupid
they actually makes you a more visible target
capeshits, seriously kill urselves - you are beyond pathetic
Capeshit costumes are all about style and sexiness, or at least that's how they used to be. They displayed men's muscles and complemented the women's breasts and thighs. They were never meant to be practical, but MCU/Disney decided that they had to be, or be done away with completely. Sexy is out, "tactical look" is in, and hence every fricking costume in the MCU look like they were created by the same workshop. Whether it's an Afro-futuristic tribe, an ancient alien race, a Russian merc, or a US spy agent, they all have the same generic geometric cuts and Kevlar padding that not only look ugly but, as you said, won't sufficiently protect you in combat. It is so gay and sad to see.
Yep. Sad
style and flair, sure
but you want to see a characters muscles/female parts and if they're covered up by actual clothes then you really can't; you need skin-tight suits
they're also easier than clothes because they don't have folds or flaps or creases or whatever
you can move better in those suits, I guess
Why does this movie look so cheap? I know that the previous ones were low budget movies, but holy frick you have Wolverine now, make it look good.
He's the perfect wolverine
MCU has gotten so bad now you need to watch tv shows to understand the sequel to the movie from another movie universe
>Hello, Deadpool. We are the time police and we have a mission for you.
There, you're all caught up.
And people will say marketers don't post here.
Every thread about this has one catty little b***h defending it and I’m starting to think it’s the same person. The style of insults he uses are so similar.