>Dear Journal,. >It's me again...Doug

>Dear Journal,

>It's me again...Doug

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well who else would it be you dumb fricking cuck

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roger that time when he stole it?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't STEAL anything. Funny just left his shitty chicken scratch around at the Honker burger.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dear Doug, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >today I hit red gold!

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm writing on the back of your pages stuck together by my jism featuring the comic of Qualman taking Patty as his prize.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i miss this show
    the music, the fun vocalizations, the weird fricking characters.. every time I hear the name Douglas I just hear it in Mr. Dink's voice.
    we need shows like this now more than ever. especially because the fricking racists can't scream about mismatched voice actors when everyone's purple and green

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll just say the purple skinned characters are black-coded.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the purple characters were above middle class.
        The Dinks, the Bluffs, Sky Davis etc.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes and we wuz kangs and shet

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >well journal, it finally happened, mr dink put me in a human centipeeed with pattie, skeeter, and roger and forced us to give birth to the anti christ

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr.Dink really went too far this time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr.Dink really went too far this time

      >Experiments against human nature and decency Douglas
      >Very expensive GU-HUAH

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mr dink has a kid
      Absolutely moronic. He was a DINK. Dual income NO KIDS.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I had another one of my special dreams about Patty again. It got REALLY weird when Mr. Dink showed up and joined us though. I wonder what it meant?"

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I stole one of Patty's gym socks from her backpack.
    >I couldn't help myself.
    >When I got home I went for a three skeet in the sheets streak.
    >But I could only muster one.
    >I plan on coating it in so many prostate pollywogs that it will become unrecognizable as a sock, before slipping it back into her backpack at school.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That hormone stuff Al and Moo gave me to slip into Connie's food has been working like a charm. I shall restore her ass to its former glory.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Judy's feet episode

    Yum

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boringgay

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