Dear lord this was really bad. I hope the sequel is better

Dear lord this was really bad

I hope the sequel is better

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, this movie fkn rocks

    Get filtered

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It has no story and the acting is terrible

      but ok

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Get filtered
      but enough about the directors favorite editing trick

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno why everyone said this was so gory. Other than the scene where the chick gets sawed I’m half it wasn’t that bad, and even that was done way better in that one horror western

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That hacksaw scene is dumb as frick, he saws through her like she doesn't have bones and is made of pudding. You're right Bone Tomahawk did it way better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't the gore deliberately fantastical? like how would he skin that other girl that fast, and get into the skin not leaving an obvious tear on either side?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish Bone Tomahawk didn't have that modern horror movie intro sequence. It sets a tone that kinda makes you wait for it to get gory again, rather than already good western that surprises you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah the opening is kino as frick bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you're in highschool it is.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was ridiculously well-shot. I'm looking forward to the sequel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel it would have been helped a lot by being shot on film, though (or hiring some one those few editors that actually can make digital look nice)

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the one scene that has the cute clown girl, don't know if she'll be in any more of it though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Name p-please?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wish
        it was from the first 8 mins of the sequel, posted here some days ago from some German youtube channel.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I went into this expecting a cheesy slasher movie but instead it was just 80 minutes of hide and seek

    Also the porn level acting was hilarious

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What did you expect from low budget slasher movie stylized to look like 80's movie? A deep story? Acting that deserves an old Oscar? It was fine, fun even and would love to see sequel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guess you’re right 🙁

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like some horror movies but 'horror fans' are so fricking low IQ and cringe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So is every movie fan

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the hot Italian looking girl is a gross dyke now

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it. The girls were hot. The clown was interesting, especially the gun part, but the supernatural twist at the end kind of takes away from the clowns mystique. Him being just some crafty serial killer is more interesting than him being a demon

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I could've saved her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she's insanely hot in the pizza parlor but meh after that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is she the Scream protagonist daughter or is cloning this advanced

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no, advanced cloning. She's hotter than Neve Campbell too

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It sure was. Uninspired generic poorly made trash. Also boring.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He needs to Evil Dead 2 the frick out of it. It has shoddy editing

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the sequel over 2 hours ?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never expected i'd laugh as hard at a movie that wasn't a comedy as I did

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's pretty fricking ridiculous in the best way

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Back to plebbit, homosexual. This movie is peak kino. Absolute disgusting gorefest from beginning to end with zero plot. And that's a good thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But actually no

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you watched this movie that's your own fault if Cinemaphile told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes. not all bridges are high up in the air, and many have deep water underneath

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol I trust IGN more than Cinemaphile

      I only watched this to prepare for the sequel

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