Death Battle

Next fight is Chosen Undead (Dark Souls) vs Dragonborn (Elder Scrolls: Skyrim) on June 5. Sources to be used:
http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/01/suggested-media-dragonborn.html
http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/01/suggested-media-chosen-undead.html
Chosen Undead Preview:

Dragonborn Preview:

Fight Preview:
https://streamable.com/aayeam
Fight Music:
https://streamable.com/wl53jk

Fight afterwards is Misaka Mikoto from Toaru vs Killua Zoldyck from Hunter × Hunter, coming June 19.
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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Much better.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We could have another West vs East in Rand al'Thor (Wheel of Time) vs Shulk (Xenoblade)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People have been pushing for this somewhat recently. Not too sure how good this matchup is since I haven't played FFXIII though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shulk doesn't deserve that L. Let him kill Lightning aka Final Fantasy's Mary Sue.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shulk's MU is Sora, and it's a test of if KH deserves it's 3-0

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if you want to test KH for the 3-0, Shulk isn’t a great MU for it. Just throw red meat to the power scalers with Riku vs Meta Knight.

          Even then, I think we would see Palpatine vs Xehanort first.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hope they do it, though.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              There is a shot the duality symbol next to the Yin Yang one is it. I wouldn’t bet on it but having a Kirby mu this year after Forgotten Land did well makes sense. It’s probably Meta Knight’s most fun mu since shit like Zero is a turbo stomp. Riku Meta Knight is actually kind of close.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zero's best matchup is against Alita anyways.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who will SHE fight?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What Yugioh monster is that?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Swank when it tried to contend against Dragonborn's Scrolls lorewank

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you do know he can just ignore anything he doesn't like right?
      it doesn't matter what happens, CU is going to win

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it doesn't matter what happens, CU is going to win
        Anon, I...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't know

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon….

      • 11 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        Too bad.
        Swank went hollow.
        And the dude literally voiced CU in the fight. He self inserted as the loser!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who the frick is Swank

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            some guy in vs forum sites

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Swank= Swan + Wank
            Swan is one of the Death Battle researchers, he's more known as the moron who believes that Dio's the world is 1500 times ftl.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Head Death Battle researcher and notorious for wanking the frick out of his favorites in matches to get them the win.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's over, Liam. you BEGGED them to let you do this matchup. you probably sucked Ben's wiener and swallowed his seed to make it happen. you went out of your way to voice the guy you wanted to win and you still came up short against entry level Scrollswank

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you went out of your way to voice the guy you wanted to win and you still came up short
          But uh...the voice acting, animation, etc would've been done AFTER they decided who'd win. Which means that he knew CU lost, but still wanted to voice him because he didn't care.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based on previous leaks they record for both outcomes

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What leaks? I find that hard to believe because it'd just be moronic to have an extra recording of VA shit lying around that you know you're not gonna be able to use.

              LIAM....

              Yes, that's who we're talking about.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Back during the VAnon leak I believe and there was some listing for The Boys match or something

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was it JUST for The Boys battle royale? Because if it was then I stand by what I said, they probably just rolled a die to see who'd win that one.

                For some of the matches the ending scenes are so well-developed you can tell they had the winner in mind before they started to develop.

                The ending for CU vs DB was so weaksauce I fully believe they had an alt ending made and debated the outcomes over development.

                Okay, walk me through your thought process here.
                >They worked really hard on a better fight/ending for CU vs DB where CU won
                >They also had an alternate version of the lines and whatnot ready
                >Instead of using the superior version with the incorrect verdict, they went with the weaker one with the correct verdict, even though Swan has all the influence or something
                Yeah, alright. In reality I think they just couldn't whip up a better kill idea other than "uhhhh....Dragonbourne does LE SHOUT and wins!"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I believe shao Khan vs akuma had an alternate ending leaked via a screenshot that showed they had 2 different endings in mind. Keep in mind death battle is about being right so they normally side with the victor. There just wasn't enough of a case for the cu to win without backlash.

              • 11 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                >They worked really hard
                Already wrong. No one worked hard on this fight.

                >They also had an alternate version of the lines and whatnot ready

                It's the "Prepare to Die" choke, but DB doesn't recover from vow (remember, it was Swank's original wincon put forward on the podcast, and parroted by the dum-dums that voted for DB in G1).

                CU, battered and bruised but victorious, crawls to the fire and links it, bringing in that Frampt line.

                EZ PZ.

                >Superior version with the incorrect verdict
                There was no superior version.

                I believe shao Khan vs akuma had an alternate ending leaked via a screenshot that showed they had 2 different endings in mind. Keep in mind death battle is about being right so they normally side with the victor. There just wasn't enough of a case for the cu to win without backlash.

                I believe this as well.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Already wrong.
                This moron doesn't know what a "hypothetical situation" is. Why even reply if you're just going to act like an infant and pretend as though you don't know what I meant?
                >EZ PZ.
                Oh sweet, so you have this totally real, not imagined alternate outcome saved? Awesome dude, can you post it instead of sending me your schizo theories?
                >There was no superior version.
                See my first comment.

                I believe shao Khan vs akuma had an alternate ending leaked via a screenshot that showed they had 2 different endings in mind. Keep in mind death battle is about being right so they normally side with the victor. There just wasn't enough of a case for the cu to win without backlash.

                >There just wasn't enough of a case for the cu to win without backlash.
                The case was "more dweebs play (or at least know about) Dark Souls". That sort of mindset can get you very far in a "who would win" conversation.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            LIAM....

          • 11 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            For some of the matches the ending scenes are so well-developed you can tell they had the winner in mind before they started to develop.

            The ending for CU vs DB was so weaksauce I fully believe they had an alt ending made and debated the outcomes over development.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The ending with CU beating DB was three minutes long, gorgeously animated, and included contributions from the London Philharmonic Orchestra.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was Brandon not the one who wanted this match? Since he sponsored it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let's not get political here

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think he sponsored it more for the fact that he was just really proud of his work on the song, and less because of the fight itself.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fellas, I now that you hate Dragon Ball matchups, but tell me, are there any chances on Dragon Ball having a matchup this season?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best shot is if its the yinyang symbol and plays with the beast without not within hint

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, unless the Beast without clue referred to Gohan vs Invincible, because Beast Gohan

        Frick. Yeah, season without Dragon Ball is going to be weird.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a while between Beerus vs sailor galaxia and Hercule vs dan. Next db matchup will probably be Frieza vs Megatron.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean what other fight could we go for?
          Martian manhunter vs Picolo is a classic one that could be fun but its an obvious lost again for DB even with his recent powerup.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, unless the Beast without clue referred to Gohan vs Invincible, because Beast Gohan

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't Gohan vs Mark be a huge curbstomp since now Death Battle believes that Dragon Ball characters are 6 gorillion times ftl and can destroy the equivalent of multiple times an universe?

        Iirc the max speed wank for Mark is a statement saying that Viltrumites can travel from one galaxy to another and Mark almost died in the sun so he would be vaporized by a kamehameha

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Something something Mark totally scales to peak Spawn who is multiversal
          or some shit like that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah in the latest film gohan struggled with a wall level opponent

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't mark beat a guy who held infinite dimensions in him? That should put him above Gohan immeasurably.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That feels like one of those things that happened in an Image crossover comic and be disregarded. Unless it is main series, in which case that’s big.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just saw the panel for it.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the next time confirms the cipher wheel is in order and after K vs M, the next MU is the pentagram, and there’s 6 possibilities I see

    A. Ghost Rider vs Spawn
    B. Either of them vs Demi Fiend
    C. Hellboy vs Nero
    D. John Constantine VS Raidou Kuzunoha (my personal favorite)
    E. Devilman vs Etrigan
    Or F. Something completely out of left field

    Which will it be, and which idea is your guys favorite

    (Also, the finale‘s theme will be Water/The Ocean, so maybe Chaos vs Kygore)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Devilman vs Hellboy baybee, believe it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be Doom Slayer

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've made too much noise about wanting to remake Doomguy vs Chief recently. It has to be that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Doomslayer vs Master Chief is this season, first off based, but secondly i would expect it to be the recycling symbol because their reusing a old MU, tho that symbol is probably going to be Aang vs Captain Planet

        People have been theorizing that it means a Doomguy vs Chief rematch as well.

        The water symbol is currently believed to be Chaos vs Kyogre but something out of left field like Aqua vs Magikarp would be hilarious.

        >something out of left field like Aqua vs Magikarp would be hilarious.

        That would be very funny

        So who wins the Killua vs Misaka + the other two confirmed MUs

        Misaka, Cole, and Discord

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          recycling symbol is either going to be a Captain Planet joke match or Luffy VS Plastic Man

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Captain Planet vs Ms. Frizzle would be an acceptable joke fight.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Luffy vs Plastic Man
            I don’t see it unless it’s basically “rubber and plastic is recyclable” but that feels dumb to me

            why are we assuming this when we don't know by what pattern the cipher actually goes by
            if the wave is a finale i think its percy vs harry or something with cthulhu, perhaps mythology neptune
            [...]
            why does he look like he is soifacing???

            With Killua vs Misaka being the beaker, it’s basically all but confirmed that it’s going counter clockwise

            Also, i don’t think the finale is Percy vs Harry given how the DB team find it too big of a stomp to do

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People have been theorizing that it means a Doomguy vs Chief rematch as well.

      The water symbol is currently believed to be Chaos vs Kyogre but something out of left field like Aqua vs Magikarp would be hilarious.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dollar Sign in Pentagram
      EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE
      EVERYBODY'S GONNA PAY
      BECAUSE THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN, ALWAYS GETS HIS WAY! AHAHAHAHAAHHAH!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are we assuming this when we don't know by what pattern the cipher actually goes by
      if the wave is a finale i think its percy vs harry or something with cthulhu, perhaps mythology neptune

      >Dollar Sign in Pentagram
      EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE
      EVERYBODY'S GONNA PAY
      BECAUSE THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN, ALWAYS GETS HIS WAY! AHAHAHAHAAHHAH!!

      why does he look like he is soifacing???

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pattern
        It's been going counterclockwise so far

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Kyogre vs Chaos because someone spotted a Machamp in the preview B roll when the wheel was revealed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I suppose I can rule out Rick vs Doc or Eggman from happening this season.

      Out A-E, I'd want it to be A. But this one is the best

      Devilman vs Hellboy baybee, believe it

      Captain Planet vs Ms. Frizzle would be an acceptable joke fight.

      The Frizz would utterly own Planet.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can Western settings even HOPE to lose to Eastern settings? This ep cemented that WRPGs > JRPGs. And that’s not even getting into anything like WoD or D&D either.

    I guess there’s always light novels. Haha.

    • 11 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      JRPGS are right the frick out. The only things that can compete are xianxia cultivators.

      Captain Planet vs Ms. Frizzle would be an acceptable joke fight.

      I kind of want to see this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait till you see the Bus' feats, all in the first episode of the entire show.

        • 11 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Oh, I'm aware. I was a big fan of the show growing up.

          The Friz stomps, but it's a fun stomp.

          Can someone give me a rundown on the next fight’s characters? I’ve heard of both shows but I have no idea what they’re about or who either character is.

          Mikasa is weaker Static and waifu bait. Killua is Damian Wayne with low level electricity powers.

          Is it just a profound lack of scale?

          It's being disingenuous about how shit works.

          Say if a big scary monster comes through a portal it will cause reality to start to decay due to it being so evil, but the heroes just shoot it to death with AR-15s.

          VSBW brains will call the bullets multiversal.

          This is the logic that leads to profound RPG swank.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, why not?

            • 11 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              Because the monster isn't as strong as a universe. It just has the effect so that reality decays around it.

              You know that Twilight Zone episode with the guy on death row and the universe is just his repeating dream?

              He's just a guy that can be killed by shooting him in the head. But vsbw brains would make the bullet multiversal rather than say he's just a dude with a weird relation to the world.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They'd say he's universe level but that his universe is multiverse level.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And here you are.

              • 11 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                No matter where you go, there you are.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the universe is just his repeating dream?
                Welcome to the fundamentals of TES lore.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >xianxia cultivators.

        Forgot about them. Do they + VNs / LNs provide the final frontier for Eastern fraudchecking?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it just a profound lack of scale?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can Western settings even HOPE to lose to Eastern settings?
      Not in the big leagues anon, not in the big leagues.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WoD
      Truly the final boss of powerscaling in general, supposedly the only series that compares to SCP in terms of power. But also yeah the east is kinda fodder in terms of powerscaling

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that an analogue to Ungoliant?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chosen is fricked unless he gets bonfire revival power, in which case Dragonborn is fricked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got bonfire revival power and every other bullshit thing. Still got btfo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How
        He's essentially unkillable

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dragonborn and Elder Scrolls is WAAAAYYY too busted with too many counters and hax. Chosen Undead would eventually hollow / stay down

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            but isn't the whole "Chosen" thing is that hes basically fated to have unbreakable will until he links the fires or whatever

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but isn't the whole "Chosen" thing is that hes basically fated to have unbreakable will until he links the fires or whatever
              No, "chosen" is the myth propagated by the Serpents. Many undead go hollow.

            • 11 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              Lol lorelet.

              When was the last time a winner was actually surprising?
              Seems like for the last year all winners were predicted both here and in the g1.

              Apoc and Adam.

              Just now. We were certain that CU was going to win because of Swan's favoritism. We didn't have enough faith in Kirkbride.

              Nah most people here had Dragonborn winning despite swank. I'm just surprised G1 managed to wank Chosen Undead higher than Swan did (though even they had Dragonborn win)

              I got the feeling the ones that backed CU were hedging their bets and trying to curry favor by acting like CU winning was always reasonable.

              I bet they feel silly now, backing the universe over the multiverse.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who wins the Killua vs Misaka + the other two confirmed MUs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Misaka, Discord and Cole.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm more interested in the Colex fight. Did they ever say if Cole is getting ALL his powers or just the good karma ones?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No confirmation yet.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If its canon(good) Cole, he wins, electricity and ice are enough.
          Composite Cole means Beast powers. Complete stomp.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably all for the debate but probably going to focus on the Good Cole shit in the actual animation because thematics or something

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Evil Cole would be more thematic though

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Alex can make civilians into his servants
              >Cole can creates monsters with bad karma
              Would be cool to see a scene like that happen, but I doubt they'll do it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think they're going to stick with just his Good stuff for the actual rundown. For the animation who knows, it's not like Cole really needs his Evil abilities to beat Alex.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Evil powers should be what Cole gets if he just decides to be evil. Basically both. We're looking at endgame versions of both.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Played both but did not pay too much attention to the lore. How does Cole win exactly? Its kind of seems like Alex would have the advantage no? Like can't Alex just infect Cole with blacklight or something?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cole's wincon is to fry Alex to death. Alex's wincon besides beating him to death is to infect his body and take it over.

              • 11 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Could Cole fry the infection from his cells?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It depends on his immune system and his powers. From what I remember playing infamous 1 & 2 as a kid, Cole does have some sort of system to prevent first attacks from infecting him in lore, but it's very much possible to stress it. He basically has an electrical cloak at all times.
                Plus Alex can just disguise himself as a civilian and get close to Cole, but his radar pulse might be able to shut that down plus he's primarily a ranged fighter than a melee one.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Could Cole fry the infection from his cells?

                Could Cole fry the infection from his cells?

                The only two resistances we've seen for Cole are against the Black Tar and the Ray Field Plague. The second isn't a regular resistance and is just something that all conduits have, it would be like saying a regular human can resist ebola because they're not affected by a virus that only attacks dogs. The black tar is more like a traditional virus but it also takes way longer to fully infect people whereas Blacklight is near instant.
                Alex doesn't even need to touch Cole to infect him since he kickstarts the Prototype 2 pandemic by releasing it in gas form.

                ?t=4573

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I still don't get why they made his evil change a dumb comic thing.
                To normal fans it just seems he went evil for no reason.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was immune to getting infected with a virus in inFamous 1 that turned civilians into reapers. Depending how they interpret that, they could say he'd be immune to the blacklight too.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >How does Cole win
              Numbers wank. If you look at it in a reasonable manner though they both have means of victory with Cole's strong lightning firepower and certain counter abilities and Alex with superior support, smarts, and raw physical force.

              Then there's the debate on the virus. Does Cole resist it because of conduit frickery or lose to it. It can go either way since he was vulnerable to the tar stuff

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd have to look into it again but I think some shit involving the biology of the Conduits and stuff about then Ray Spheres would point to some resistance for Cole's DNA being overwritten by the Blacklight Virus.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would consider endgame Evil Cole seperate from Beast Cole though

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would consider endgame Evil Cole seperate from Beast Cole though

            >Good Cole (Infamous 1, Infamous 2)
            >Evil Cole (Infamous 2)
            >Beast Cole (Infamous 2)
            >Future Cole (Infamous 1)
            Odds on them making a composite Cole from all 4? High.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Evil Cole should include Beast. That's how the story ends.
              Anyway, I think Cole wins either way. I don't think there has been a single time where they said "This character loses, but if we gave them this power they'd have won."
              They always say "Even if we did give them that power, it wouldn't have made a diference."

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Evil Cole who absorbed the rey sphere in inFamous 1 was him at his strongest, but it isn't canon. They wouldn't scale him to Street fighter and Tekken Characters either cause he was a guest in that crossover game.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kessler and Beast Cole are both different characters, so you can't really composite them. That and they already said they wouldn't.

              Played both but did not pay too much attention to the lore. How does Cole win exactly? Its kind of seems like Alex would have the advantage no? Like can't Alex just infect Cole with blacklight or something?

              >How does Cole win exactly?
              He's far more versatile, his abilities could either insta-gib Alex or affect him long enough to get a quick killing blow in, he's way more durable and he'd know where Alex is at all times. Alex is only really faster than Cole, but that doesn't matter because he's able to slow down his perception of time, and his rockets can catch up to UAV's with ease. The Blacklight would just get fried out of him the second he absorbed some energy too.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I remember this being wanked and exaggerated but if we go and wank the scene to high hell. Does Cole have anything for Alex Nuke "tanking"?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Weird scaling to Beast tanking and the moon thing from Kessler's stuff. Dumb but there ya go

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. His multitude of fights against The Beast, who he greatly damaged and even sort of killed. John tanked a nuke exploding in his face, as in he literally took no damage from it, and he also survived blowing up Empire City in one go. Both of which are far better durability feats than Alex's nuke survival.

                Weird scaling to Beast tanking and the moon thing from Kessler's stuff. Dumb but there ya go

                The moon thing isn't even canon, in a technical sense. Even then it's complete overkill to give Cole since one good rocket barrage would be enough to put Alex down.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Misaka takes it in a rapestomp. Cole and horse are the betting favorites.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Misaka stomps from what I know unless they realllllllly wank nen bypassing defenses + killua yanking a dude's heart out without him even realizing it.

      As for the other two I think they'll give it to Cole (more wank potential and a means they can bullshit to no selling the virus), and Discord rapes Bill

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Misaka most likely since you can scale her verse much much higher than anything in HxH who caps at nuke level, unless I'm missing something.

      Cole is the current running favorite mainly from Beast scaling, Alex having difficulty against Cross who uses electricity, and radar pulse/conduit disease resistance against Alex's typical instawins.

      Chaos Horse is generally agreed to win against Bill because Bill can't really exploit his weakness.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cole vs Alex was actually a pretty big debate back in the day. Obviously Alex is way stronger than Cole, but Cole isn't an idiot. Plus Alex has that weird thing with electricity so Cole can stun him at the beginning of the match and try to do a counter.
      Given Cole's experience and intelligence, he's not going to go down easy.
      Billcord was actually agreed to be a bill cipher win for the longest time. Only now that it's come back into the public consciousness it's been swapped to be a pony win. It depends on how you interpret them. I think it might be a cipher upset.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Obviously Alex is way stronger than Cole,
        Is he really? If anything they're almost equal in terms of strength, since Cole can hold open the maws of beasts half the size of John, and sling ambulances and train cars around with ease.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cole is actually more durable than Alex. Remember Cole survived the middle of a nuke sized explosion l, while Alex almost perished from being near one. Plus Cole has range on his side, including powers like the Ionic Storm and Vortex.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think it might be a cipher upset.
        Don't really see how Cipher could win.
        I'm going to admit I know very little about gravity fall but from what I've read he seems kind of limited compared to discord. Seems like he still needs to obey some rules compared to Discords shenanigans.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It has to do with the way he lost which required prep time and setup. I don't know what the pony can do to replicate that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The problem is that Ciphers shenanigans would just power up discord. What would Doritos man do to kill discord? The only time we saw Discord "kill" was when poochie blasted him in the non-canon seasons. And even after that he just made his body again at the end of the episode.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Uh use his extreme intelligence to kill the pony with his sharp edges.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shit that might work.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh god no, my sisters are going to freak

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how it took maybe half an hour for consensus to be formed that Killua is a dead man, and now we've moved on to more interesting stuff. The Death Battle crew needs to learn that if the fight isn't interesting theme-wise or has a historical legacy behind it, it should at least be evenly matched. The upcoming fight fails on all 3 fronts.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is just depressing for me because my sisters really like Killua

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked the lich king vs sauron episode, I wish we got more dark lord fights like with be'lakor or archaon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They definitely need to do more villain fights

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    any upload links?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the mega, for those not in the know.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://mega.nz/folder/zc4gBIQL#NrVixNe99LJ0KkQQVqMwmg

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon, much appreciated.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Danteh..

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They stopped doing the commentary in favour of the random match-ups, right? It'd be neat to get the behind-the-scenes takes on the fight and how many of them felt that they really needed to include the universe scaling when it was a clear LDB > CU from the start.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone give me a rundown on the next fight’s characters? I’ve heard of both shows but I have no idea what they’re about or who either character is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Misaka- Asian girl Virgil Hawkins
      Killua- Damian Wayne with weak electric powers

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When was the last time a winner was actually surprising?
    Seems like for the last year all winners were predicted both here and in the g1.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silver beating Xeno Trunks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just now. We were certain that CU was going to win because of Swan's favoritism. We didn't have enough faith in Kirkbride.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        speak for yourself. Swank never stood a chance against Scrolls wank.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We were certain
        Doomposters don't count. Real ones were ALWAYS certain of the DBs win.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah most people here had Dragonborn winning despite swank. I'm just surprised G1 managed to wank Chosen Undead higher than Swan did (though even they had Dragonborn win)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apocalypse since he's a jobber and was expected to lose

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apocalypse and Silver

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apocalypse.
      Even I thought Black Adam had it in the bag.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Madara vs Aizen, Akuma vs Khan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was literally the only person here who gave the wincon for Apocalypse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Green Lantern.
      I know that Hal wasn't going to lose but Death Battle's general audience 100% believed that Ben was going to win, hence the dislikes before YouTube removed them.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's all wank vs wank
    >No one even criticizes it
    Powerscaling is dead

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only care about the lore mistakes they made.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is criticizing it. People are just laughing that Swan bias wank lost out to the king of wank

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not wank it's lore

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Multiversal DB
    Put em up against Kratos now kek
    >Next matchup
    Don't care

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if Kratos scales to the Norse gods, they still are destined to die in Ragnarok
      which means that Alduin and by extension the DB (according to deathbattle at least) clowns all over him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody's got Kratos at multiverse level outside of really silly VSBattles posters. Chosen Undead would be a much better matchup.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It actually spread like wildfire and you can find those people everywhere. Many whom have never played the games btw

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragonborn wins again.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean I like Killua but it doesn't help that he dies in almost every Matchup he had.. The only one where I'm probably sure he wins is Damian

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It seems weird we're getting an Elec vs Elec match when we're already getting Cole this season.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair: I don't think Alex has any electric powers; Cole also fire and ice powers; they probably already planned to do Killua vs Miaka before Colex won the poll.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cole also fire and ice powers
        Yeah but it's like luffy having Red Hawk and Thor Elephant Gun, you don't associate fire and lightning with Luffy

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a shame they went with lightspeed stuff and multiverse levels honestly
    neither the DB nor the CU are at that level or even anywhere close to it,
    DB maxes out realistically at about mountain level, with him withstanding the combined Greybeard shout
    CU about city level at best if we're generous about the strength of the foes he defeated

    but for example the speed feats are complete BS, Auriel's bow doesn't blot out the sun by physically shooting an arrow into it in seconds, the act of shooting an arrow at the sun is what completes the spell so to speak
    Similarly Alduin isn't actually multiversal level strength, it's the personification of the end times, and when the DB fought him, he wasn't that much stronger than a lesser dragon by virtue of him not actually doing his job

    Save vein, the CU acting as kindling for the first flame doesn't mean he's got multiversal strength either, it simply means that the act of him turning himself into kindling is one strong enough to keep existence going for a bit longer

    fight itself was pretty good though, and actually would have fit the lesser strength calculations much better and honestly, seems to be designed to be at about that level

    • 11 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      It's not the strength of a person that makes them a Lord of Cinder. It's strongly implied Ludleth's own people cut his legs off and forced him into the kiln.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually strongly implied that Ludleth was the original sacrifice to the First Flame to begin the Age of Fire - the very first 'Chosen Undead'

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DB maxes out realistically at about mountain level, with him withstanding the combined Greybeard shout
      Island level if we go with the whole Miraak ripping apart Solstheim

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So for those who watched her series, what's the stats for Misaka?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically everything Killua has except her AP is above Meruem's. And Borders on being a Logia from OP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mountain level and MHS speed at her peak

      Shulk doesn't deserve that L. Let him kill Lightning aka Final Fantasy's Mary Sue.

      How was Lightning a mary sue again?

      >Jimmy vs Dexter isn't happening
      >Beaker was Killua vs Misaka
      BOOOO

      I’m disappointed too

      They just didn't wanna see Dexter turned to cheese or blown into deep space by a planet sized Jimmy

      Tbf, maybe they wanted to this more

      I actually had a dream last night that the beaker ended up being Doomsday vs 682. Because of that I'm pretty relieved a bit at it being Killua vs Misaka.

      Honestly, between the two, Killua vs Misaka is the better timeline

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta say, the death here was a major step down from Atom’s. I wasn’t even sure who won, and Chosen’s final attack is hard to even make out. I hope the fights kick up this season they have some good matchups in the pipe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      well the problem is that no matter the way the Chosen Undead was killed, due to him continuously regenerating it never would feel "final"
      the Dragonborn putting out the first flame was a good compromise, though a bit lacking in execution

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Putting out the flame is great but I can barely tell if he put it out or not on first watch. Just felt messy to me, personally I would’ve had the shout scene from behind Dova and then the camera sweeps with the shout and we see the embers blow away into ash. Dova falls to his knees panting and we can still have darkness consume the screen because that is a great touch. Just feels like it could’ve used another draft.

    • 11 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      For a few seconds I wasn't sure exactly who won either.

      Swank totally gipped DB out of his rightful victory. "Ha ha now your universe is swallowed in darkness while you're helpless!" was such a rip.

      well the problem is that no matter the way the Chosen Undead was killed, due to him continuously regenerating it never would feel "final"
      the Dragonborn putting out the first flame was a good compromise, though a bit lacking in execution

      He should have gone into a soul gem. You know, I know, everyone knows it.

      Or he just taps out and hollows, but Swank didn't want to humiliate his boy like that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DB should've just sent him to oblivion... or used Mehrunes razor...

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jimmy vs Dexter isn't happening
    >Beaker was Killua vs Misaka
    BOOOO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just didn't wanna see Dexter turned to cheese or blown into deep space by a planet sized Jimmy

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually had a dream last night that the beaker ended up being Doomsday vs 682. Because of that I'm pretty relieved a bit at it being Killua vs Misaka.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know either character but I think that’s why I like the fight. I like getting a left field pick like this and not something big standard.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is you can have left field and still have more than just surface level similarities. Like Rhea vs Emet.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, does Wick beat Bond now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ni

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dark Souls lore is weaker then MLP lore
    makes you think

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >generic moeblob vs Killua

    Literally not a single soul asked for this shit. I don't understand why Death Battle does this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she some flavor/waifu of the month character?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. People wanted Accelerator VS Magneto. They probably heard the b***hing about wanting index vs Marvel and HxH VS My Hero Academia and went "lol lets just have them fight each other rather than the matches people actually wanted."

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't say so, it's just people here hate anime in general unless it's shonen shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a character from a normie obscure LN series before LNs were just Isekai, turned anime
        Like we're talking pre-Big 3 era

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        At some point, she was popular enough that China's Youtube was named after her.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilibili
        >As it grew, he reshaped the website to specialise in video sharing and launched it on 14 January 2010 with the name Bilibili, which is the nickname of the protagonist Mikoto Misaka in the anime A Certain Scientific Railgun

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >At some point, she was popular enough that China's Youtube was named after her.
          China's Youtube is Youku.

          Bilibili is an animation conglomerate.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Another matchup to satisfy Chinese sponsers

    • 11 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Their booking has always been like their research skills--total shit.

      Some jack-off on the team probably waifus Misaka. It also explains why she's going up againt someone she curbstomps and not someone that would kill her.

      Is she some flavor/waifu of the month character?

      Not even FOTM. Her shit ended years ago.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are your thoughts on Multiversal DragonBorn?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will be made non-canon once TES VI comes out and the LDB's fate is revealed.
      It would be amazing if Todd pulls a fast one and makes the LDB the new (God) Emperor following the events of Skyrim but muh dragon breaks and muh player choice.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silly but the lore is there at least for wank purposes. Actually story Dragonborn isn't some multiverse buster. That'd be full power Akatosh.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      already expected that with everyone in these threads denying that they'd use it

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was a matchup posted in their discord that they liked if you didn't realize.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which matchup?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The next one

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, well, they're moronic. This is not news.

        • 11 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          >The hugbox sycophants produce a shit tier matchup
          I am shocked! Shocked, I say!

          It’s kinda sad how anime keeps losing to western stuff.
          I don’t even watch any anime nor do I care enough, but it’s just kinda sad to watch now. Like watching someone kick a helpless bloodied puppy

          I warned weebs back in Galaxia vs Beerus that this was the fate they were choosing with their constant swankery.

          They could have humbled themselves, and maybe they could have snuck a few wins against the west.

          But you had to be big shot, didn't cha.
          Had to open up your mouth.
          You had to be a big shot, didn't cha
          Oh your friends were so knocked out.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wanda lost

            • 11 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              I voted for Zatanna.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What swank was there in b v g? There was the 9 universes thing, but they admitted that that was a stress and generous to give to Galaxia. And the 13x our universe size for Dragon Ball's cosmology isn't too crazy.

            Once they started doing shit like "oh well ssg is now base and this gives the Saiyan's a x500^2 multiplier making them 6831470900 multiversal!!!” is when they just went insane. Oh and 9x light speed one piece.

            • 11 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              >What Swank was there?
              >9 universes
              There you go. That was the tipping point. The bajillion universe multipliers came as naturally after that as water flowing down a hill.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              When they opened up the pandora's box of "measuring in universes"

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dragon Ball cosmology includes:
              >planet size sun
              >36 light year universe (diagonal diameter)
              >2 million km horizontal diamater
              >galaxies with just hundreds of planets
              >solar system sized nebulaes
              To consider it bigger than the milky way is already a stretch in all by itself

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You’re implying they’d have won even one match if they were humble about it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how much power their Discord has

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The matchups posted on their discord are generally shit based on what has been posted here before

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How salty would Swan have been if LDB had used the Wabbajack to humiliate CU?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Summoning Odahviing the killable dragon
    >Over Durnehviir the immortal dragon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No Lucien
      >No Sovngarde heroes
      >No Frost Atronarch Thralls
      >No Ulfric Thrall
      >No disappearing with stealth rolls to uno reverso CU's 7 rolls
      I could go on.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No Mehrunes dagger
        >no banish to Oblivion
        >no dragon aspect,
        >CU actually being able to even kill Odahviing in the first place
        >CU surviving Dawnbreaker
        >no wabbajack
        >DB not just spamming time stop shout and infinitely killing CU
        >no black books
        >no bend will
        >no drain vitality
        >iron armor

    • 11 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Swank softened the blow as much as he could for his self-insert.

      What are your thoughts on Multiversal DragonBorn?

      moronic. It's so moronic that 2/3rds of AAA games are now omnisupermegaversal because the vsbw brainworms have spread in their infection.

      How salty would Swan have been if LDB had used the Wabbajack to humiliate CU?

      Extremely so.

      There were so many ways DB could have pulled an Adam/Atom level humiliation on CU, but Swank wouldn't let his self-insert go down that way.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killua vs Misaka? Who asked for this? Also, Misaka stops if she gets Level 6 shift.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the Spiderverse movie, would The Spot soon be considered “Multiversal” when he can travel different dimensions?

    If not, what scale he is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      jobs to Shattered Dimension Mysterio

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s kinda sad how anime keeps losing to western stuff.
    I don’t even watch any anime nor do I care enough, but it’s just kinda sad to watch now. Like watching someone kick a helpless bloodied puppy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until Maxwell vs Featherine

      • 11 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        >Thinking Featherine will win
        LMFAO!

        Nah. Dragonballgays have kind of started shrugging this shit off after repeated big name defeats. Pokegays threw a conniption over a series that is "Pokemon but with literal fricking nukes glued on them" that they needed to beat a fricking rookie digimon to feel better (and they still almost lost to that too)

        There's really no longer any salt to be mined from Dragon Ball. Residual Superman envy is stale, and most DB fans got the point after Reverse Flash vs Goku Black.

        I do sense some palpable salt from Digimon and Pokemon fans.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never said that, aizengay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maxwell is for Sackboy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tru

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maxwell is for the drawn to life guy. Sackboy is for the Robloxian

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Souls isn’t anime

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it was created by the Japanese is what he meant.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s their repentance for the east vs west spam

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there even a SINGLE person who can MATCH the Crimson Chin, let alone DEFEAT him?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nega Chin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crash Nebula

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He lost to Adam West Catman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie Chin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Destroyed Multiple Animeverse with a Chin attack who are filled with OP characters like Goku and Akuto Sai
      >Annihilated Saber, Arcueid and Void Shiki in battle and in bed while their fan cry
      >Make the “”Powerful”” Hajun stays in his Uncerse like Stupid ass b***h
      >Only HIS OWN ALTERNATIVE CLONE can even match with him in the battle of the death
      Who can really defeat the Chin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultra Lord.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alien X is the more powerful big chin chad

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi guys, this is Bobb Tonalds, and I must say, this was a fun match everyone. Why not relive the battle of Chosen Undead vs Dragonborn by buying a copy of Skyrim?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When's Elder Scrolls VI Bobb!?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sound fun Bobb! But I'd rather enjoy my favourite Bethesda game Fallout New Vegas

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    well guys, can you help them?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would the salt at Omega winning be greater than Wargreymon murking Zard?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah. Dragonballgays have kind of started shrugging this shit off after repeated big name defeats. Pokegays threw a conniption over a series that is "Pokemon but with literal fricking nukes glued on them" that they needed to beat a fricking rookie digimon to feel better (and they still almost lost to that too)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's still Gogeta vs Omnimon, Frieza vs Megatron, or Gohan vs Conner

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              and all of them except maybe Beasthan loses.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jiren vs MM

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or MM vs Piccolo

                Nah in the latest film gohan struggled with a wall level opponent

                Didn’t Krillen also lose to a Bee

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Would there be salt at losing to a literal who be good
          No. Goku vs Superman was the only salt fest you will get. Vegeta losing to some light novel character is something no one cares about.
          >But he can do anything!!!!
          Vegeta sends him packing back home in clown shoes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not Gogeta for the Toei Movie Fusion Savior theme.
        Meh.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thematically Gogeta is better, but if Gogeta lost there would be no end of requests asking for Vegito to go next. Might as well bypass the middleman.

  38. 11 months ago
    CapeworldComics

    [...]

    Static SHOCKS her.

    >B-B-But I can swank her to universe level!

    Have you learned nothing?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why people don’t like you. You’re really “rub it in the face”-y

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Truth be told I do believe WoD scales above both DC and Marvel, umineko is only impressive when compared to other anime. It's kinda fodder in the grand scheme of things and can't compare to the other 3.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Truth be told I do believe WoD scales above both DC and Marvel,
      It's not a matter of belief. It's a matter of fact. WoD has an extremely complex cosmology because it's many different cosmologies morphed into one overarching cosmology.

      And many of their paragon characters are so powerful their stats literally declare that they win every fight.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cosmic vampire who manipulates story
        Huh… sounds familiar…

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really? WoD is THAT powerful?

      [...]
      >Can you enter it as a casual fan?
      Pretty sure it's a paid Discord

      Of course it is,
      >DB Booking is now pay to win
      Kinda Cringe

      Wouldn't Gohan vs Mark be a huge curbstomp since now Death Battle believes that Dragon Ball characters are 6 gorillion times ftl and can destroy the equivalent of multiple times an universe?

      Iirc the max speed wank for Mark is a statement saying that Viltrumites can travel from one galaxy to another and Mark almost died in the sun so he would be vaporized by a kamehameha

      You say that as if the next time isn’t Killua vs Misaka

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Really? WoD is THAT powerful?
        WoD is beyond scaling. Marvel and DC isn't.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes WoD is stupid

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Can you enter it as a casual fan?
    Pretty sure it's a paid Discord

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's terumigay? Usually he would be on here declaring Sinestro's defeat with utter pride considering how much weebs lose to comics

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone post pics of Mikasa? I need them. For research.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=peUjqlb3UwY

      Maxwell is for the drawn to life guy. Sackboy is for the Robloxian

      Doesn’t the drawn to life guy have Christianity scaling? Also, Robloxian is cringe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        UMMMM SHOITY BE LOOKIN FOINNNNNN

        Ay yo, how come the little albino boy is getting her but I ain't?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can see why boomer waifus like Rei or Chun LI remain popular decades later. If it wasn't for this thread, I'd would've assumed she was some sidepiece in a harem, a vtuber or some other 3rd thing.

        • 11 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          They don't make them like they used to, that's for sure. What is she, B cup at the max?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            she's in middle school

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Wish me luck, anon!"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Woops! Forgot to post my picture. I'm sorry anon."

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a bigger fraudcheck than this one?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But gamera already lost

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember. Cthulhu and his people lost to an army of plant monsters.
      Gamera did this shit solo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cthullu also got torn in half by a steamboat.
        Gamera shitstomps.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gamera has this inexplicable habit of no-selling actual natural disasters. Earthquakes, eruptions, tsunamis, hurricanes, typhoons and so on

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did they make just one? Wouldn’t an army have been better?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A gamera character will never win death battle. Toto? Kneels to minya. Gamera himself? Kneels to minya

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember. Cthulhu and his people lost to an army of plant monsters.
      Gamera did this shit solo

      Cthullu also got torn in half by a steamboat.
      Gamera shitstomps.

      Gamera has this inexplicable habit of no-selling actual natural disasters. Earthquakes, eruptions, tsunamis, hurricanes, typhoons and so on

      >Gamera bodied an alien squid before.
      Cthullu bros, we got too wienery.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Original Nick Fury can't stop him
    >Rick Flagg can't stop him
    >John Walker can't stop him
    >Mellowlink Arity can't stop him
    >Kiritsugu can't stop him
    >James Bond can't stop him
    >Deathstroke can't stop him

    He truly was the Man who sold the world. Big Boss.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Super Joe rapes him

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Question, if you got to decide the Beaker MU, and could swap Killua vs Misaka for something else, what MU would you replace it with?

    (Only rule is that it must fit the Beaker in some way)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jimmy vs Dexter

      • 11 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        Jimmy VS Dexter easy

        Jimmy Lee vs Dexter Jettser

        This was the sane, rational, matchup. This was what people wanted. Not this waifu crap.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's not even waifu material though. I bet they choose her in order to hid their homosexuality

          • 11 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            I don't know. She's giving me approachable 3 nerd girl vibes. That's probably the thing for someone on staff.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Yeah she's the kind of girl Reddit likes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                As a redditor, I can confirm

                Why are we getting literal who vs literal who for battles lately?

                >Death Battle uses HxH
                >”literally who”

                Dude, you just had Souls vs Elder Scrolls.

                Both are very popular series tho

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Otto.
                I genuinely do not know what you like.

              • 11 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Tomboys.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >she's a Gamer Gurl
                Fricking kek, see you guys after this ep

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dexter IS my waifu, though.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How about a middleground? Dexter's Mom vs Jimmy's Mom?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Better idea
            >Hugh Neutron vs Timmy’s dad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jimmy VS Dexter easy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jimmy Lee vs Dexter Jettser

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will give them props. Using the wurms to have both Heros fight was pretty clever. More believable than the usual

    >Accidently walk into wrong lawn
    >"Door slams open"
    >GET OFF MY LAWN AND DIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 11 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      It ended up making a wisdom 100 Dova look like a complete baboon.

      Also, I doubt ES cosmology would be worried about the First Flame, at all.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It ended up making a wisdom 100 Dova look like a complete baboon.
        No attributes in Skyrim.

        • 11 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Okay, "Magika," if you must be priggish.

          she's in middle school

          They put a middle schooler in a maid outfit?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's japan. what do you expect?

            hell, the creator of ruroni kenshin got caught with a ton of cp and even tried to meet up with a 14 year old. he got like a heavy fine and some community service. and he's still in the good graces of the manga industry + Shonen JUMP.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In ES the First Flame would be equivalent to some Maomer or Falmer fetish and get shit on by the Tribunal constantly

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they were gonna do an Index match up, it should have been Touma Kamijou vs Shirou Emiya.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Accelerator VS Magneto or bust

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No connections outside villain turned good.

        Touma is for Issei

        No one remembers High School DXD.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          and what relation does Misaka and Killua have?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think that's a good match up either.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Both have powers that they named themselves after (Magnetokinesis and Accelerator), and both powers are scientific in nature and bend physics to their will. Magneto controls the magnetic spectrum and beyond, tapping into even light and electricity. Accelerator has total control over vectors, basically anything with direction and magnitude. He can basically do anything Magneto can do and then some.Both also have techniques where they shield and redirect all incoming attacks and both have one-shot kills by reversing blood flow. Magneto and Accelerator are geniuses, which is kind of a necessity for their powers. Magneto knows basically every scientific law and rule concerning his powers, including just knowledge on energy in general. Whereas Accelerator needs to understand basically every and anything he tries to use his vectors on. He even wrote his own laws to adapt to attacks that literally did not exist.The two have a history with genocide. Magneto, of course, survived it, and Accelerator caused it. Specifically, Magneto survived the Holocaust and Accelerator killed more than 10,000 clones (something that would later haunt him immensely, much like Magneto's trauma from his experiences) Magneto and Accelerator started off as villains, but after being defeated by an incredibly idealistic guy with no superhuman strength, Magneto and Accelerator realized the error of their ways and went down a slow path to redemption.Despite being villains to start though, neither wanted to be evil just for the sake of it. Both thought they were doing what was right. Magneto wanted sanctuary for mutants, but lost sight of his goals and became focused on revenge on humanity for their treatment of mutants. Accelerator wanted people to stop killing themselves on his powers and thus sought power so that no one would ever bother trying to face him again. Thanks to Charles Xavier and Kamijou Touma, they realized they were going about things wrong. (1/2)

          • 11 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            Oh Jesus.

            Just say they're wildcard leaders of the Slans of their respective worlds.

            What are you, a liberal meme?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's a troubling trend in the community where people believe more words means better. Can't just say "physics-controlling redeemed villain leaders of a race of super-powered humans", they need pages of extraneous nonsense.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Both have powers that they named themselves after (Magnetokinesis and Accelerator), and both powers are scientific in nature and bend physics to their will. Magneto controls the magnetic spectrum and beyond, tapping into even light and electricity. Accelerator has total control over vectors, basically anything with direction and magnitude. He can basically do anything Magneto can do and then some.Both also have techniques where they shield and redirect all incoming attacks and both have one-shot kills by reversing blood flow. Magneto and Accelerator are geniuses, which is kind of a necessity for their powers. Magneto knows basically every scientific law and rule concerning his powers, including just knowledge on energy in general. Whereas Accelerator needs to understand basically every and anything he tries to use his vectors on. He even wrote his own laws to adapt to attacks that literally did not exist.The two have a history with genocide. Magneto, of course, survived it, and Accelerator caused it. Specifically, Magneto survived the Holocaust and Accelerator killed more than 10,000 clones (something that would later haunt him immensely, much like Magneto's trauma from his experiences) Magneto and Accelerator started off as villains, but after being defeated by an incredibly idealistic guy with no superhuman strength, Magneto and Accelerator realized the error of their ways and went down a slow path to redemption.Despite being villains to start though, neither wanted to be evil just for the sake of it. Both thought they were doing what was right. Magneto wanted sanctuary for mutants, but lost sight of his goals and became focused on revenge on humanity for their treatment of mutants. Accelerator wanted people to stop killing themselves on his powers and thus sought power so that no one would ever bother trying to face him again. Thanks to Charles Xavier and Kamijou Touma, they realized they were going about things wrong. (1/2)

          >Eventually, both became heroes. Magneto joined the X-Men, and Accelerator fought alongside Kamijou Touma to face world-ending threats and became the Board Chairman of Academy City. In their new positions, both Magneto and Accelerator sought to prove their change for the better.Magneto and Accelerator are protectors of a vast group of people. Magneto vehemently defends mutantkind with force, and Accelerator similarly protects the Misaka Network (10,000+ individuals) with his life.
          Magneto and Accelerator have actually fought people with similar powersets to each other before. Magneto faced Proteus, a reality warper who even outright claimed direction and distance were their favorite tools, pretty damn similar to Accelerator's vectors. Accelerator fought Misaka Mikoto, who also has electromagnetic abilities just like Magneto.Magneto and Accelerator represent the peak of their respective kin. Magneto is an Omega Level Mutant and Accelerator is a Level 5 esper, making them some of the most powerful of their kind. Mutants and Espers also represent the next step forward for humanity, being powered individuals with many unique and amazing abilities. Hell, Academy City is a haven for Espers, which isn't really all that different from the various Mutant havens that have popped up over the years like Genosha and Krakoa. They also have white hair, so they basically are the exact same person, (Suck it Tetsuo). But actually it's kinda neat that Magneto's X-Men costume is primarily white with black highlights, and that's basically been Accelerator's general color scheme as well.
          >TL;DR: Physics-bending geniuses who have a history with genocide. Started off as villains but slowly worked to redeem themselves after being inspired by their physically weak but idealistic rival. Both are protectors of a large group of people and represent the peak power of Espers and Mutants. (2/2)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don’t need all this

            Just say physics guys

            • 11 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              Physics guys that lead Slans.

              There. Five words. Add traumatized, that's six.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Touma is for Issei

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It should have been Magneto vs Accelerator, for frick's sake.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This battle is lowkey probably just DB introducing the series or testing the audience reception to see if it's worth doing Accelerator in a couple of seasons time

        • 11 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          >We need to intro the series first
          They went right into Galaxia with Sailor Moon and Epyon with Gundam.

          You're using lore incorrectly

          How so?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            dunno what the logic with gundam was (also was in season 2 almost a decade ago) but sailor moon is big enough to carry an ep regardless and theyre likely saving moon because they have no idea who she should actually fight. even then gundam too is a brand thats way more recognisable to their non-battleboarding normie audience than toaru

            • 11 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              >They've saving Sailor Moon because they have no idea who she should actually fight.
              They're "saving" Moon because they admitted 8 universe Galaxia was a pity wank, and 8 universes makes her a cripple in today's environment.

              There's no one they can put her up against that won't annihilate her.

              >But she can't die the magic fairy inside the SMBH will keep reviving her!

              Ask CU how well that wincon works.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Epyon is one of the most popular and recognizable Gundams in the West, since Wing was the first that was really pushed, and people loved the bad guy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Neither Alex or Cole are scaling from lore

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think by "lore" he means random outside developer info, which doesn't make sense either because neither Cole nor Alex's best feats come from a source like that. They're all from the game strictly.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They picked an awful option, in that case. This shit is going to bomb.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would have liked Accelerator vs Kumagawa, although I understand Medaka Box not really being popular

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shirou Emiya
      He dies next after his counterpart

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        based hakumenbro once again btfoing fate. how can one white void be so based??

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        somebody oughta put you in your place

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gets hit once
          >erased from all of time. forever.

          So this.....this is the best that Final Fantasy has to offer.....

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the queen grows tired of this disrespect to her verse you kamen rider knock off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sucks tho

      Touma is for Issei

      No, Tatsumi is for Issei

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shidou Itsuka from Date A Live is a better opponent for Shirou

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are we getting literal who vs literal who for battles lately?

    • 11 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Dude, you just had Souls vs Elder Scrolls.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dark Souls and Skyrim being "literally who"
      >Ant Man being "literally who" with mcu hype
      homie you moronic?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m just saying that these battles don’t get shilled as much here unless it came out recently

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is going to win in the Bill vs Discord episode?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Discord seems like the clear cut answer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Discord stomps. He has more bullshit and unlike Bill treats dimensional frickery as a joke. He could literally just chuck Bill into another dimension and call it a day while Bill can't do shit about it.

      He could also frick Bill over if he tries to pull mindhax because then he'd literally be trapped with his powers turned off

      https://imgur.com/a/PlD6qw3

    • 11 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Autism.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pleasantly surprised that Dragonborn won, maybe this means they'll tard wrangle Swank in future matches from now on. But, I still have a few complaints.

    >The animation was very weak, Dragonborn didn't really get to show off his power and was portrayed as the bad guy for some reason?
    >They headcanoned that CU was truely immortal and only lost because DB was too powerful for CU to overcome and would just hollow eventually. Said Dawnbreaker wouldn't work because CU isn't truly undead, which is completely false. Learn what the Darksign is you morons lmao. Those "hollowed" forms are human's true appearance, which is why they need the humanity essence thing to return to the "normal" appearance.
    >Dragonborn's model was way too lame, literally looked like a cosplayer.
    >Pretending that Vow of Silence would even work on the DB is very flimsy, especially since shouts aren't magic.
    >Universal First Flame is extreme wank and saying that the CU "survived" being burnt alive by it is factually fricking wrong. The end of the game literally has the CU getitng burnt alive to fuel the flame. Did they even play Dark Souls?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't tard wrangle Swan. Chosen Undead was still made into some ludicrous FTL universe buster. It's just it didn't matter because Elder Scrolls lore wank dunks on Swank no matter what he tried to push

  51. 11 months ago
    CapeworldComics

    [...]

    Reddit will never pollute the perfection that is the tomboy.

  52. 11 months ago
    CapeworldComics

    They established in CU vs DB that they don't give a damn about gameplay. Lorewank trumps all, so Alex is getting raped.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so Alex is getting raped.
      I thought this was already known

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He already was with gameplay anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw we are probably getting multiversal+ Kratos despite the lore directly going against that and 6D Dante from that one side thing

      • 11 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        It is a certainty we're getting multiverse Kratos.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dante still beats Bayonetta then. And g1 got the right outcome in Kratos vs Asura.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dante lost to Bayo in G1. They allowed lore wank and he still couldn't beat her. One of the researchers from Bayo's side, had to give a pity vote to Dante. Apparently, to force a tie.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Tie
            >B-BAYO TOTALLY WON YOU GUYS!
            Kek cope. Weakonetta can't even with solidly with those G1 morons

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, I'm being serious. You can confirm it yourself. Check who was the researcher that voted for both, and why ultimately he thinks Bayo wins. IIRC, he simply stated that "there's more evidence in favor of Bayo" to wrap up the whole argument.

              G1 even confirmed that Dante's lore was insufficient to take down Bayonetta. Most simply assumed that Bayo's is bigger, due to the presence and development of Paradiso, faeries, and homunculi. The Bayo lore and multiverse is simply more complex. While DMC has fewer pantheons and alternate dimensions limited to Underworld.

              How do I say without sounding rude or biased?
              Bayonetta fights like 3 verses, while Dante just 1. That's what I learned from G1. It was a fricking long read, but it was worth it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                who's this fine piece of ass?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Erika from Umineko.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                well time to look her up

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Um actually no. Dante gets smt scaling which allows him to fight on a higher level of existence than which Bayonetta can comprehend.
                >What she does this impressive thin in the 3rd game so she should totally win
                Dante eats a slice of pizza before yelling bullseye and killing her.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dante gets smt scaling
                Son, stop pretending you know shit about SMT. You are far from being our only crossover.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Could it be, Mutliversal GUTS?!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                canon Guts still beats him since he fights opponents stronger then him on a regular basis and wins so multiversal would be nothing new

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh you're right. Bayonetta scales to the autistic hedgehog. Autism is dante's one weakness. He loses horribly.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Crossover scaling
                They have literally never done this and never should

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're using lore incorrectly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If we want to use lorewank then Alex should rape. The Beast had got taken down and had to reform from a 15 kiloton nuke and Cole needed a massive buff in order to take him down at the end of the game. He tries to shoot Alex with everything he has and he'll still survive.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Beast had got taken down and had to reform from a 15 kiloton nuke
        Already wrong. It did no damage to him, if anything he just looked like he tripped and fell. The "reforming" was him teleporting into New Marais.
        >and Cole needed a massive buff in order to take him down at the end of the game
        Because he was weakened after his first encounter with John at the beginning of the game, where he beat his ass twice in a row. All the Sphere did was return him to his old power. He should slap Alex silly, if anything.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Already wrong. It did no damage to him, if anything he just looked like he tripped and fell.
          He straight up yells in pain as it hits him. We see what it looks like when he teleports, it's not some long drawn out process.
          >Because he was weakened after his first encounter with John at the beginning of the game
          There's nothing point to that being the case. He was only weakened for the period directly after the fight due to almost dying.
          >All the Sphere did was return him to his old power
          The RFI buffed his powers. That's why he can fly for as long as he wants and shoot as much as he wants without any energy loss.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There's nothing point to that being the case.
            ???
            He literally loses all the powers he had in the first game and has to relearn them.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >We see what it looks like when he teleports, it's not some long drawn out process.
            He has two separate forms of teleportation, the quick one, and the one that blows shit up. He uses the quick one at the end of the game, and he uses the "blow shit up" variant on two different occasions. One when he's teleporting into NM, and again when he appears for the first time in Empire City. If he was just reforming, then NM would've been smouldering dust, since pulling himself back together blows up a city.
            But even if you want to get into semantics, he visibly doesn't take damage after the nuke hits him.

            ?t=643
            >There's nothing point to that being the case
            Did...did you play the game? His powers were gone and he was severely weakened after his fight with John, he states so himself. The entirety of 2 is focused around getting blast cores to return to your original strength, he was not weakened for a short period of time.
            >That's why he can fly for as long as he wants and shoot as much as he wants without any energy loss.
            Seriously, you played the game right? He was doing that at the beginning of 2, he had indefinite flight and unlimited energy at the start, lost that strength due to John, and regained it after empowering the RFI. It wasn't a buff, it was him going back to full power.

  53. 11 months ago
    CapeworldComics

    [...]

    >That tatted thing on the left
    >A tomboy
    CEASE

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know you might think Kiritsugu stomps because he's Punisher with magecraft added on, but if you give Frank EVERYTHING, that could turn the tides significantly.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is Sakura's most requested match-up again?

      Kerry needs preptime.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which Sakura?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Prisma Illya (Fate/Kaleid Liner)

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No way in Hell would Death Battle have Prsima Illya on this show. The closest thing you'd get is composite Shirou with Prillya feats, because they are not supporting e-girlcon stuff.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because they are not supporting e-girlcon stuff.
                What do you mean anon?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So this is that 'op as frick' Fate world with Seth's waifu Saber? Yeah, DB doesn't do hentai fights

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fate isn’t Hentai… I think

              • 11 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Didn't girl Arthur grow a penis?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Merlin gave her a temporary 1 mostly as a prank, and partially to for Artoria to get an heir. Morgan collected Artoria's spunk, and that's how we got homunculus rape baby Mordred.

              • 11 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Just stop, stop, stop.

                I don't want fetish characters in Death Battle, and I don't think the people running them want them either. Go make Fetish Battle or something. have Futa Arthur fight Rapeman.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like it's Kryptofrick's time to shine.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like this show and hobby are so morally upheld and important we have to be furious if a porn character gets in lol

              • 11 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                There's a time and place for horniness, anon. This isn't it. Like children watch Death Battle. 12 year old children.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please don't pull the children card, just say that you find it cringe and move on.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you really wanted to bring up a fetish version of Artoria, I'd bring up Maid Alter, Swimsuit Artoria, or worst of all the two tall Lancer Artoria's with giga breasts and use Rhongomyniad.

              • 11 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                What's with Japanese and maids? I never got it. The French maid outfit always looked ugly and frumpy to me.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think a strong aspect of it is the servitude.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                because you want to have sex with a maid. you want a girl who is submissive and subservient to you but not quite a concubine cuz that's illegal. if you got average to above average t levels anyway

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's hardly a japanese thing. French maid fetish is pretty mainstream.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's like the obsession with schoolgirls and their underwear, which extends into Japanese society. It's just another culture.

                Please don't pull the children card, just say that you find it cringe and move on.

                It's kinda the truth. It feels weird when Wiz and Boomstick are talking about having fun in the bedroom, like I'm here to see Batman get demolished not hear this.

                because you want to have sex with a maid. you want a girl who is submissive and subservient to you but not quite a concubine cuz that's illegal. if you got average to above average t levels anyway

                But they're paid employees, so you're really just being sleazy with their contract at best.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                there is a power dynamic to having a maid. that's the hot part

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Understandable, it's just not mine.

                >Wiz and Boomstick are talking about having fun in the bedroom
                You say that like they'll go in extreme detail about it, they'll likely have boomstick just make a shitty joke about it and then move like they usually do. It's not like Fate is nothing but hardcore porn, it's likely they don't even bring it up.

                For the paid advertisements?

                Wiz's character was forever tainted for me after he lusted for Zuko. How the frick did that slip past editing?

                We all lust for Zuko.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >paid advertisements?
                You say that as if all fate videos automatically get age restricted, this would only be a problem if they did a Highschool DxD fight or something.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They already used Mai, Cammy, Ivy, Orchid, Bayonetta, and Felicia. Doubt there are anymore casual viewer approved skimpy dressed characters they'd use.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                to be fair, they didn't go for the full naked version of bayo, rather pic-related
                the rest got lame sprite fights

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >to be fair, they didn't go for the full naked version of bayo, rather pic-related
                She fortunately did appear naked before dying, but just for like one second.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wiz and Boomstick are talking about having fun in the bedroom
                You say that like they'll go in extreme detail about it, they'll likely have boomstick just make a shitty joke about it and then move like they usually do. It's not like Fate is nothing but hardcore porn, it's likely they don't even bring it up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wiz's character was forever tainted for me after he lusted for Zuko. How the frick did that slip past editing?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wiz and Boomstick talking about having fun in the bedroom
                I know what someone's gonna do with that deepfake voice TN Anon is making

              • 11 months ago
                Thumbnail Anon

                Yeah I hope it comes out good, it'll make for a good laugh with them talking shit on bad matchups

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it looks cute when worn properly

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Supposedly.

                God, Fate is Ronery Salaryman shit. I don't think it's ever going to get on the show proper. It managed to sneak into DBX probably because no one in charge knew what it was.

                First Fate was an Eroge. Nasu didn't expect it to explode in popularity. The newer stuff is a lot more sanitized.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Backstory and it’s meant as a somewhat freaky explanation for how Mordred exists

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You could argue that fate started off as a hentai

                Didn't girl Arthur grow a penis?

                Merlin gave her a penis with magic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Argue, my ass. Fate started out as a godamn porn game.

              • 11 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                God, Fate is Ronery Salaryman shit. I don't think it's ever going to get on the show proper. It managed to sneak into DBX probably because no one in charge knew what it was.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >argue
                Doujin company

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So this is that 'op as frick' Fate world with Seth's waifu Saber? Yeah, DB doesn't do hentai fights
                No Taimanian fights then? Darn

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sakura from Naruto? Either Nami or Amy Rose.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Who is Sakura's most requested match-up again?
        Haruno? Kinomoto? Matou? There's plenty of girls named Sakura in the Japanese world.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tifa
        And she finally avenges the other tifa who died

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tifa is for Hinata

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hinata is fricked. Non Narutoverse characters don't have a chakra network or a tenketsu, so her gentle fist style is useless for damaging internal organs now.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They'd probably just equivocate mana to chakra. They've done the same for chakra and reishi before.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yet for some reason Sauske couldn't Naraka Path Hiei because...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sasuke has yet to use Naraka Path in combat and it has too many unknowable factors to base a victor's argument around. As Sasuke does not know Hiei, it is unlikely he could force Hiei to lie or not respond. Even if Sasuke knew him, Hiei's confident and fearless personality would make this task difficult.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's Human Path, Naraka Path the one that absorbs energy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s the Preta Path and Hiei can counter absorb

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              gentle fist isn't just charka block, it's also constant muscle contraction and relaxation. 64 palms is just a fancy heart popper.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tifa
            And she finally avenges the other tifa who died

            I would rather see Tifa kill Yang in a rematch, but RT would never allow it. Read somewhere, that Weiss's death was toned down because one of RWBY fans and DB resarchers b***hed enough for them to censor it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They said they wanted to be respectful to the characters, which is bullshit when more heroic characters have died brutal deaths to other heroic characters.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tifa
            And she finally avenges the other tifa who died

            to be fair, they didn't go for the full naked version of bayo, rather pic-related
            the rest got lame sprite fights

            They already used Mai, Cammy, Ivy, Orchid, Bayonetta, and Felicia. Doubt there are anymore casual viewer approved skimpy dressed characters they'd use.

            Don't care if she wins or not, but I want a 3D Mai match, with her DOA appearance.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Her opponent should def be an orc monster.
              Or it can be a mai rematch with real theme being breasts vs ass. It's a debate that had lasted for the millennium.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Her opponent should def be an orc monster.
                Are you Taimanin Asagi fan or something?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah it was just a joke. Though it's something really prevalent in jap stuff for some reason.

                Does Chun Li still job to her?

                I know that Chun Li jobs to KOF's high and top tier women, like Angel, Shermie, Leona,Elizabeth, and Chizuru, but so does Mai.

                With scaling to e Honda? No. I'm not aware of anything similar for mai.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How does Chun Li 'scale to' Honda?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Breathes the same air

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They scaled zangief to e Honda, and as far as I'm aware, chun li is at the very least comparable to zangief if not stronger.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they
                I see I'm dealing with a moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey I'm just saying how death battle would look at it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They scaled zangief to e Honda
                Yeah, as a joke, in response to "planet level Goro". If they don't even take the stuff they say on the podcast seriously, why're you?

              • 11 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                >As a joke
                They treated it seriously in Shao vs Akuma.

                Stop being moronic. The fact we just got universe level CU and multiverse level DB should tell you that they absolutely do not give a damn, everyone is getting swanked to stupid levels.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does Chun Li still job to her?

                I know that Chun Li jobs to KOF's high and top tier women, like Angel, Shermie, Leona,Elizabeth, and Chizuru, but so does Mai.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Don’t care I’d top both. If you wanted to make some sort of point you should have chosen better pictures.

    Also Reddit has better porn than here lol.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe Swan ever thought CU stood a chance. Laugh at him, boys. LAUGH!

    • 11 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Needs to be edited with Swank's face and Dova's face.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Swan and Kirkbride.

        • 11 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Okay, that's better.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, that's better.

          Here you go.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice

          • 11 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            Thank you.

  57. 11 months ago
    CapeworldComics

    [...]

    >Tomboys are dommy mommys
    >Tomboys are muscle girls
    CEASE

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All fate stuff deserves to under terumi's bootheel, because no matter how hard they try they'll never stack up to Mori's autism

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Your sure about that?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jobs to Nightingale and Fujimaru

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Goetia has his temple outside of time in another dimension
        >Terumi just fricking hops over there off the trolling strength

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks the guy who struggled against nero can beat keikaku snake man
        Honestly the only guy he loses to is sinestro. Goddamn snake bastard is fricking ridiculous in terms of bullshit. He's like a cross between a time lord and parallax

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Loses to the guy who would by definition empower him infinitely and has source level invulnerability in his setting
          Nah

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sinestro=Terumi>>>>

            [...]

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              sinestro is not stronger than parallax

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can tame the entities without overpowering them. with willpower. parallax was literally an amp to sinestro because he had more power but can be tamed with will. these are CHILD LEVEL IDEAS that grade schoolers read and understand perfectly

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sinestro tamed Parallax because his power was more than the parasite

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you were filtered by child level ideas...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you're filtered by common sense

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                a child can parse capeshit better than you. that's just embarrassing dude. parallax is an amp to everyone who wields him. i feel secondhand embarrassment knowing stupidity like yours exists

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Mori is as autistic as Nasu where Nasu declared Fate/Zero an alternate timeline from Fate/stay night because the way Saber and Kotomine described Kiritsugu and the 4th Grail War isn't completely 1 to 1 with how the war was shown in Zero light novels.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that DC is on a losing streak, they'll probably give them another W eventually to appease dc fans.

    Another marvel vs DC match already would be bleh. And db's taken too many losses for MM to curbstomp Piccolo/Jiren. Thus, we'll probably get something like Constantine vs Raidou or Supes vs Optimus Prime. Maybe Wonder Woman vs Lightning.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death Battle already established that Superman has no limits! Why would they use him again when they said he's invincible?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Superman has no limits
        >Loses to Adam
        >Who lost to Apocalypse
        CRASH AGAINST THE ROCKS OF THE ETERNAL SHORE AND BE BROKEN!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Apocalypse vs Doomsday when?

    • 11 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Raidou should win against Constantine.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Otto siding with jrpg protag over dc herald

        RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. The end is here!!!

        • 11 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          John shouldn't get the same scaling as Zatanna. He didn't do the Pretty Lala feat iirc, that was all Z.

          John is the Batman of the magic set. the Guldo, if you would. He gets by on prep time. His answer to a 19th century Japanese guy approaching him out of nowhere and jumping him with a team of gods is to die.

          It's probably going to end up being "John tricks gods, Raidou fights god, so he wins."

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Raidou isn’t that smart though, while John’s response to really powerful beings trying to kill him is usually trickery like illusions and stuff, which have worked on Darkseid before. I can see him using illusions / hypnotism and then pulling some magical artifact out of his ass which would delete him out of existence or whatever.

            • 11 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              Hmmm...I'm not saying it's impossible for John to win, I just see it as very unlikely.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're also forgetting John in the Sixpack/Dogwelder mini

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In general or do you mean by Death Battle logic?

        • 11 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Both.

          I'll be surprised if they scaled John to Z and Fate. He's never been on their level when it comes to raw power and feats.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You forget the 'speed feat' that is his presence in Books of Magic, and he was part of Zee's Pralaya win.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          pralaya was defeated when the world tree was spawned in her avatar's insides i don't get why people think zatanna pulled a gohan vs cell against paralaya. pralayas true form would make zatanna comatose

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Given the symbols I doubt it will happen but they could have swanked Blue Beetle to defeat someone (shilling that movie in the process)

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The scalaing of the Dragonborn to be multiversal levels of power is moronic. Alduin wasn't with its full potential when it was defeated by him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and scaling Chosen Undead to universal was similarly moronic. This is just Wank Battle now.

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He wasn't immune. It was still affecting him, just not as badly. How that'd interact with Blacklight is debatable since Blacklight is a way crazier virus than the tar stuff was.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was very barely affecting him by the time the endgame came around, and even before that when he was a relative newb, he could take literal gallons of it to the face with nothing more than slight schizophrenia.
      Keep in mind, this is the same exact tar that could turn humans into Reapers with one spray, and made the entire city mad in a matter of hours.
      I should also point out that Sasha's tar couldn't even fully kill or mind control Cole, all it did was limit how much electricity he could use.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Artoria futa thing is an obscure piece of info that I'm surprised hasn't been retoconned. Saber is pretty clean outside of it.
    If you want to say Fate has nsfw stuff, there are plenty of worse things.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do we make a character who CANT lose? Like to anyone?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How do we make a character who CANT lose? Like to anyone?
      Make it a DC herald that Swan supports.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just let DC die already...no one gives a frick about it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Just let DC die already...no one gives a frick about it.
          Swan and Death Battle do, unfortunately.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The thing with DC is the characters are so frick you powerful and their powers blend so much together that there is no real uniqueness anywhere.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe rid your head of worms and stop reading battlewikis, non-reader

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Both are individuals who live for only the hunt (Booty Warrior lives for booty)(Predator lives for blood)
    >Both enjoy giving their prey a chance to fight back(Tom vs Booty warrior)(Predator vs Arnold)
    >Both are users of stealth techniques(Booty shadows technique)(Predator's stealth tech)
    >Both aim for the highest prize(Chris Hansen)(Recon Commandos)

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun Fact: Gamera was once raped and impregnated by another Kaiju, quite pathetic

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, with the Spider-Gwen stuff going on, does Gwen vs Babs now count as man vs woman?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just because Movie Gwen had protect trans kids in her room doesn't she mean she is trans, you silly willy.

    • 11 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Poor Miles. Making his crush a man is some buck breaking shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Death Battle curse fricks over the wrong character

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just because Movie Gwen had protect trans kids in her room doesn't she mean she is trans, you silly willy.

      Poor Miles. Making his crush a man is some buck breaking shit.

      They actually made Gwen trans in the movie?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually trans? no. they made her story one big trans allegory though. down to the coming out and getting rejected and all her scenes are in the trans colors

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, she has a poster in her wall that says protect trans kids. Miles has a Black Life Matter stickers on his book bag.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, just some indirect troony associated color shit and a poster that gays from California insist on shoveling into anything they can

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No just a dumb "Protect Trans kids" flag on the wall of her room.
        That being said I would not be surprised if they actually go for that in the next movie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Technically no but it wouldn't be a surprise if Sony decides to do it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

      Just because Movie Gwen had protect trans kids in her room doesn't she mean she is trans, you silly willy.

      Give it time. If twitter pushes for it the mouse might retcon and make her go "I was a man all along miles!"

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would DB use pre-Shroud Unicron? He's pretty nuts. He literally farts galaxies away while Vector Prime cleans up his shit for free.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he'll be put at multiversal and if they want to wank he'd h become omniversal black hole when he dies, astral plane Unicron is probably unusable since we have barely any information on that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the max wank level for unicron?
      Death Battle already said that Galactus (most popular matchup) is infinite multiversal in the Thor vs Vegeta episode. So unless there's something similar it's over for him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funnily enough so is Unicron as his battle with Primus created the entire Transformers Multiverse. And much like Galan Unicron too has Avatars of himself in every one of them.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure that Unicron being a multiversal being stopped being a thing ever since the Nexus Prime rewrote the multiverse

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        max wank is scaling Unicron to the Unicron Singularity (which you shouldn't do since it contradicts how the singularity works) and putting the Unicron Singularity at omniversal (which is also wank) after traveling into the future was unable to see anything and Vector Prime can see into the Omniverse somewhat meaning it would've destroyed that

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, was this anime fight on the wheel?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Misaka is the beaker because Scientific Railgun

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is with them booking the stupidest possible matchups based on the worst possible connections

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rooster teeth influence or someone on the team wanted to do it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fans are moronic. Simple as. See how we got Tetsuo vs Magneto and Shadow vs Ryuko.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn’t Shadow vs Ryuko actually thematic as frick tho?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes but these threads deny the shit out of that

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Iirc they did it because memes, under that logic it would have been more fun to have Archie Shadow vs Spongebob.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Iirc they did it because memes

            You got proof?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Archie Shadow vs Spongebob
            This would have been somewhat interesting given that DB said that all archie super forms had infinite speed and Spongebob is toonforce

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one cares about Archie! I'm sick of Archie Match ups!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Loosely. Same color scheme and KLK being Shadow's favorite anime. Crona and Ryuko shared way more similarities of being teens with psychopathic mothers that experimented on them. Both also use symbiotes

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, they have actual connections
            >The connections between Shadow and Ryūko are that they are both black and red anti-heroes with short tempers and aggressive personalities. Both are half-alien, having been genetically engineered and fused with alien DNA (Black Arms and Libe Fibers, respectively) since their creation/birth, and are also the biological offsprings of the main antagonists of their story (Black Doom and Ragyō Kiryūin, respectively). Both sought vengeance for a loved one (Maria Robotnik and Isshin Matoi, respectively) and were initially enemies to a blue colored rival with a similar powerset (Sonic the Hedgehog and Satsuki Kiryūin, respectively) before eventually teaming up with them. Both also receive increased powers via extraordinary sources (the Chaos Emeralds and Senketsu, respectively), which can give them a golden, glowing super form (Super Shadow and Senketsu Kisaragi, respectively), with the climaxes of their stories involving them falling from space after their final battle.

            Also, the whole “Shadow's favorite anime being Kill la Kill, and his wafiu even being Ryūko herself”

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >black and red
              True.
              >anti-heroes
              How is Ryuko an antihero? Don't give me that "wants to kill the person that killed her dad" shit, Terry Bogard's motivation is the same and no one calls him an antihero.
              >short tempers and aggressive personalities
              Shadow doesn't have a short temper. What the frick did you get that from? And he's only aggressive in combat. Otherwise he's just aloof.
              >Both are half-alien, having been genetically engineered and fused with alien DNA (Black Arms and Libe Fibers, respectively)
              Oh lord, you think the Wolverine adamantium-style Life Fiber infusion changed Ryuko's DNA? She's not a hybrid. All the Life Fibers, including the bona-fide hybrid in Senketsu, died when the Primordial Life Fiber died. Ryuko didn't. She has no Life Fiber DNA.
              >and are also the biological offsprings of the main antagonists of their story (Black Doom and Ragyō Kiryūin, respectively).
              "Luke, I am your father" is a cliche for a reason.
              >Both sought vengeance for a loved one (Maria Robotnik and Isshin Matoi, respectively)
              Revenge stories are also a cliche for a reason.
              >and were initially enemies to a blue colored rival with a similar powerset (Sonic the Hedgehog and Satsuki Kiryūin, respectively)
              Satsuki's clothes are mainly white, actually.
              >Both also receive increased powers via extraordinary sources (the Chaos Emeralds and Senketsu, respectively),
              Both have sources of power, really? That's what we're doing here?
              >which can give them a golden, glowing super form (Super Shadow and Senketsu Kisaragi, respectively)
              Oh lordy.
              >with the climaxes of their stories involving them falling from space after their final battle.
              What's the climax of Shadow's story? Is it Sonic Adventure 2? Then why the hell are you mentioning Black Doom? Is it his own titular game? Then most everything else is irrelevant. It looks like you stitched the plot together of two different games to make some abomination of a fanfic that never happened as chronologically presented.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, yes, "same color". Completely different personalities, completely different motivations, completely different powers, completely different character arc. Shadow vs Ryuko had fricking nothing.

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd prefer Killua vs Damian Wayne. That'd be funny

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damian is for Hit-Girl

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hit-Girl is for The Female

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2022/07/character-analysisdumbledore.html?m=1
    >Dumbledore runs in tandem with characters who are light speed in the ps2 game.
    Gandalf sisters...we have the gba game to help us.

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