Next fight is Misaka Mikoto (A Certain Magical Index) vs Killua Zoldyck (Hunter × Hunter) on June 19. Sources to be used:
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/06/suggested-media-mikasa-mikoto.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/06/suggested-media-killua.html
Killua Preview:
Fight Preview:
https://streamable.com/x106h2
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Suga Mama beat up Gantu
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Zzzax vs Livewire
Based anon, haven't head Zzzax in a long time
/v/-tan vs AVGN
Actual kino would watch, and I'm not being facetious.
Avgn rapes. Also, RoosterTeeth/ScrewAttack are tight. But then again, Bugs is essentially Warner Brother's mascot which owns RoosterTeeth.
The History of the DC Universe vs The Marvel Saga
That's beautiful, anon
Should be titled The Marvel Age vs Secret Origins of the DC Universe
I'm partial to Incredibles vs Herculoids.
Mum-Ra is inescapably Skeletor's best match, but Zedd isn't bad at all.
>Ends with Ben realizing he wasn't just a robot as he finds something soft and pink on the bottom of his foot.
Of course, there's another option we haven't considered. 80s/90s villain Battle Royale
Chainsaw Man vs Jason (who's using a Chainsaw)
Are you talking about
or something else
Yuno (Black Clover) VS Sasuke (Naruto)
Requesting Shrek (Shrek) vs Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)
Thanks, thumbnail anon!
Also, if we composite all of the spinoff material for these two characters, who wins this fight? Jack gets his crazy Devil May Cry-style fighting bullshit from his solo game plus the magical abilities he displays in Kingdom Hearts, but Shrek gets the insane scaling provided by him beating Puss (Puss in Boots is legitimately a god-tier threat who defeated the equivalent to Odin in his universe during his solo series? It's VERY WEIRD)
Puss wasn't at his current peak when Shrek beat him the first time and Jack is basically the embodiment of Halloween, also with KH scaling even if you limit it to his appearances he's pretty fricking insane
Johanna (Hilda) vs Joanna (Kool & The Gang)
but this time use the Joanna from the music video
you're a strange one, anon
Sakamoto Ryouma vs Kamen Rider Double
Tenchi Masaki vs The Emperor of mankind
Though Tenchi shitstomps I think.
Grovyle (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon) vs Lucina (Fire Emblem Awakening)
Thoughts?
Pretty nice, thanks thumbnail anon.
Cool, thanks. I was trying to have it look dynamic but the Grovyle pic is only so big, it almost hampers Lucina
Tenchi Masaki vs Jimmy Olsen
Thanks
This is one of those 10/10 matchups that will sadly never get done.
Armakuni from Last Ninja vs The First Samurai (a game)
Sorry anon, I'm extremely limited by what both of the games have
nah its cool thanks
Galvatron (G1) vs Scourge (ROTB)
Saitama vs Darkseid
Gamera vs Yonggary, Guilala, Gorgo, Pulgasari, Galgameth, Gogola, Gappa, Gartantua (1998), Agon, Reptillicus Raiga, Zarkorr, and Kraa.
Is it taking a bit long?
refer to
Sorry anon, I tried even with what movie stills I could find, but it'd look like shit
No need for movie stills
Whatever you say, anon
Sexcellent
OPM has been humiliated enough. No one even talks about it anymore. It's been thoroughly fraud checked, let it go.
After that recent chapter I can safely say Saitama turns Goku into a stain
alright, what happened this time
Uhhhh.... It's hard to put into words
saitama farts, and time travels but it's not what people make it out to be. They think he punched through time in space but it's explicitly stated he used garou's ability to do it and was put back in a point in time where he couldn't do any of what he did even if he wanted to. Not only that but only defeated garou because he punched the version of him before he powered up.
But we've known about that for a while now.
>after the recent chapter
that string of chapters where I actually had to keep looking at current OPM because it felt like Murata was unironically reading powerscaling forums and just slamming in feats to force people to put Saitama above planetary was absolutely ridiculous
The whole point of Saitama is to show how emotionally drained a Shonen protag would be post series
Just fightgays. Most shonen protags are fulfilled with a wife and family.
I'm talking about during the end of Garou arc fights where shit like "Garou and Flash and Platinum Sperm are moving at quintillion times lightspeed" and "Two Saitama punches are enough to black out multiple stars" and "Saitama sneezing blows away Jupiter," it genuinely felt less like some acknowledgement of an actual story and more of a nonstop powerlevel wankfest
Thanks
Gordon Freeman (Half-Life) vs The Dude (POSTAL)
Incredible
Postal guy wins easily. Too many hacks
Too bad they said they'll probably never use Dude in DB in the fireside chat. He'd probably steal the show in any animation.
>muh crude humor
>they had a trump vs hillary episode
>bieber vs rebecca black
>all the stupid jokes boomstick makes
oh yeah real mature and above it all that wiz and boomstick.
Maybe he'll make Wiz and Boomstick sign his petition to give him an episode, or maybe it will be the surviving DB characters.
Frank Horrigan (Fallout) vs Adam Smasher (Cyberpunk 2077)
Frick man, that's an old one. I'm gonna remake it, at least to fit my current standards
i like this fight
I know, right? I think it has the potential to combine the best parts of Boba Fett vs Predator and Hulk vs Broly, just two massive dudes beating the frick out of each other and making use of all the weird futuristic death machines in their arsenals.
Also, this fight gets thematic points for being about two freaks of nature that have become the attack dogs of the most powerful, malevolent factions in their respective settings, with the bonus of being a fun contrast between retro futuristic sci-fi vs modern grungy cyberpunk sci-fi
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i don't know which one scares me more
Cole MacGrath vs Galen Marek (one for good versions, one for evil versions)
Damn, that's pretty nice
Blue Beetle vs. Generator Rex
Blue Beetle pretty convincingly had the feats to beat Ben. I'm not sure how well Rex is going to do.
Misaka preview.
>A fricking CITY built of battle schools
Jesus Christ.
Why does Japan have this complex about high schools?
Has someone made a planet full of battle high schools yet?
It's cause when they leave high school, all freedom in their lives is pretty much over.
It's college, and then get hired to work until you die.
That seems backwards though, you only get MORE freedom after high-school
You don't even have to go to college, you can live anywhere you're able to afford, and can do whatever you want for a career
>you only get MORE freedom after high-school
>you
Yeah but anon is talking about the Japanese not us
Anon you need to understand. When the warring states period ended the entire government did everything they go to make the most obedient dogs they could of the people to never have it happen again to lose power and it stuck WAY TOO HARD. Everything bad about Japan socially can be traced back to that period and why they are now on the verge of demographic collapse.
Anyway yeah High School is the last chance of freedom for people in Japan before working their 5 am to 9 pm jobs
Is it possible to save?
No, because most politicians are voted in by the aged as frick conservatives of Japan because there was that time of no babies and said politicians keep things the same because fixing it would cost A, money and B the votes of the conservatives who legitimately hate the idea of such ideas as 'Worker rights' because they went through the shitty work culture so every else should.
*the concept of such ideas
No, they were doing fine as obedient dogs during the imperial period. The demographic collapse is purely caused by the general symptoms of a modern developed nation (people moving into cities, education available to everyone, women in the workforce, stagnant wages, rising cost of living, loss of traditional roles)
They still created such ideas as 'Listen to your family and authority unquestioningly', 'Hammer in the nail that sticks out' (which includes doing basic acts of charity), and more that I can't remember.
Not saying other periods of time didn't contribute but the fact some of those ideas stick in the zeitgeist even today is scary, as is the fact that work cutlure there is pretty much Henry Clay Frick tier bad.
>you only get MORE freedom after high-school
If we're talking about the US absolutely but over in Japan it's basically over.
americans have it so ez.
>can live in the most top-notch campus on earth
>free to work anywhere after that
>still be quirky and spam tumblr/everywhere over and over with your >i'm so sad cuz muh debts haha relatable! xdd but still go anywhere fine
>damn other cultures so primitive
Absolutely not, in Japan it's "graduated high school, okay now pick your poison of career paths and lock into it for literally the rest of your life and don't ever break norms or do anything outside the slightly ordinary or be shunned forever"
.... In Japan?
should be more specific with all the extra shit
>expected to go home when your boss does, also if he wants to go drinking tough luck
>insane work hours, 80 with unpaid overtime
>culture is antithetical to starting a family in general
>if you do badly enough they can just sit you in a room staring at a wall to shun you instead of firing you
>expected to do so much work on such strict deadlines that "death from overwork" is considered a norm and a serious risk
>"you WILL be loyal to the employer, you WILL be loyal to authority" work ethic is expected to be borderline religious
it's pretty fricking bad yes
No wonder they’re suffering population decline and demographic issues
this is correct. rules of japanese high schools are much stricter than american ones in general. nowadays most kids in japan go to some kind of school after they graduated high school and then they suddenly get far more freedom.
but in the first place, the biggest reason why gaijins think japs are obsessed with high school is because most of their knowledge of Japan comes from otaku shit. they would say japanese people are obsessed with housewives if they watched a bunch of japanese tv dramas about housewives.
In the western (civilized lmao) world yes you generally get more freedom as you take on more responsibility and get more successful. In Japan it’s backwards due to most Asian cultures being extremely conformist and turning the populace into working drones. It’s especially bad in the big city and you only get real freedom by the 1 in 30 chance of getting a less hinged job like some kind of animation, or you get some freedom by staying rural or working in a family business. Otherwise you work to death at 50 for a company.
>Why does Japan have this complex about high schools?
Apparently the city is more or less what Aleister Crowley's Great Work (Thelema) would look like when applied to technology
Why do you continue to be a gay normie, Otto?
Why does America have this complex about colleges?
>Already boasting strength in calcs
Yeah, Killua is about to get sucked off harder than Hisoka has ever dreamed of.
DB had the better preview and he still won. It's not a sure thing.
Electro prostitute is going to die and Raildex will eat the FRAUD CHECK.
>We're a strong series we can beat DC!
No, yall about to lose to HiatusXHiatus.
>As corrupt as New York...
>...real estate
So close. So very, very close. But they were too chicken to say politics.
As a new yorker myself I can assure you the real estate scene is way seedier than the politics scene but they’re so intertwined one basically implies the other.
Real estate in the USA is seedier than anything I've seen.
Take a trip to China
Have you ever been outside the country? There’s a lot worse out there in a lot of places
>As a new yorker myself
I'm sorry for your loss.
First, I'm so sorry, second, that's the point. NYC real estate is a hustle, but it's a sub-hustle of the wider political corruption.
NYC has been Zimbabwe levels of corrupt since Boss Tweed. Marvel didn't put Spidey in NYC because it was a pleasant place free of crime. DC didn't base Gotham off NYC because it was thriving, vibrant, corruption-free metropolis.
Well of course NYC is a shithole. They've only got grifters and morons watching over their citizens to protect them from danger. Unlike Metropolis which is protected by last son of Krypton known as Superman! The hero who has no limits!!
not so fast
Hey frick you, we got problems but my city rules.
Killua’s preview strength feat was opening a 64 ton door.
Misaka’s preview strength feat is creating a six million ton kaiju made of sand.
Like come on, let’s hat does Misaka have later on to make THIS the feat they put in first?
>6 million ton Kaiju
Missed out on Accelerator kino for this shit
Fricking horseshit, is what it is. Are they actually holding future Index characters hostage if this doesn't do well?
I wanna hear who they get to voice match Brittney Karbowski.
Next time
Not in the tribal chief's house
Save us from Weebshit my Tribal Chief. Save us Kratos Wank my Tribal Chief.
Deliver us from Suggverse my Tribal Chief.
Make the Narutards KNEEL MY TRIBAL CHIEF.
I ACKNOWLEDGE YOU MY TRIBAL CHIEF!!!!!
WE ALL ACKNOWLEDGE YOU MY TRIBAL CHIEF!!!!!!
>you and your pride troopers will all acknowledge me
This isn't your house anymore Chief. Let me be the first to welcome you to the House of Mouse.
>Everybody has a price
Could you possibly be more lame and gay? It's fricking pride month, after all
Roxxas vs Roxas when?
Capcha 4YYYY
How exactly is Killua winning this shit?
He isn't.
I mean, unless they wank the shit out his speed, downplay Misaka's speed, ignore her radar ability, and say he can one shot her with stealth assassin heart removal.
Nen wank and speed blitzing with his crazy lethal assassination techniques is his only chance. From what I have garnered, if you can bypass Misaka's defenses she's just a normal girl
Speedblitzing is a thing on DB? They always find a laser dodging speed to give everyone lightspeed.
She's dodged pew pews before so they might actually have her as faster than him, which is bullshit, but they will do it.
>You can achieve communion with your Holy Guardian Angel through a battle high school
Explain this to me and explain this to me slowly.
Japanese are like Border Collies. Freedom depresses them, so if they aren't constantly working they just shrivel up and an hero.
This. This is why Killua is fricked. No one speed blitzes in Death Battle because nearly everyone can find some instance of them dodging pew pew lasers so everyone fights at warp factor 5.
Racist
>Japanese are like Border Collies. Freedom depresses them, so if they aren't constantly working they just shrivel up and an hero.
Unless you are Toriyama.
>Explain this to me and explain this to me slowly
You do your own thing and that's Law
Dear God, that's so entry level it hurts.
That's not the True Will. That's Thelema axiom 1/3.
Goddamn Japs. Did they really try and present Thelema as a might makes right thing?
Hey you asked me to explain about the student not about the city itself which is at what others commented me about.
>That's not the True Will. That's Thelema axiom 1/3.
Correct. In Index, Aleister is sort of a failure that can't complete shit
>through a battle high school
The city and the events happening in there where modelled after Kamijou Touma's, in order to draw in Imagine Breaker and draw out its potential
>The constant fight-fight-fight battle school bullshit was just to draw out the power of the lame-o MC
Sad. Many such cases!
>Sad
You are not living your life correctly.jpg
you're on fire today doc
Killua isn't even close to as fast as she is in the LNs you anime only secondary homosexual.
He probably isn't.
He's not. Anons are either trolling or in denial.
“Hey can I have my coin?”
“Come take it.”
“Ok time to blast a hole in your forehead!”
What the frick is with the writing in this show? Is it really that hard to right a fight starting in under a minute?
The writers mistake references for genuine characterization. Alucard vs Dio was just abridged jokes. People actually got weepy at the transparently manipulative ending of Magneto vs Tetsuo. Expecting nuanced writing is a fool's errand.
Just look at the Mikasa preview. Swank put in a chainsaw man reference just because LOL ANIME.
Like, I know only a little about these characters, but I could come up with a better intro for this fight.
"Your sister is a level 7 esper! She's dangerous and unstable! She has to come with me!"
"Lol no."
See? It's easy. But these guys are so low IQ they took a swing at NYC politics and missed, likely because they didn't want to disrespect Fat Alvin and his hustle.
Man, what is with NYC and constantly putting fat bastards in positions of power? Marvel was really onto something with Kingpin.
Boss Tweed is a tier 0 meta entity who transcends time and space
>Fat bastards in positions of power
That happens worldwide. I straight up do not know why 99.9% of politicians are pieces of shit and the remaining percent are either unable to do shit or are slightly less shitty
But why do the urban ones always end up fat?
>JUST urban
b***h have you seen the world
>there is literal biblical precedent for this archetype
Why do you keep larping as an intellectual when this simple idea confounds you?
It goes back to the old times. Once you have achieved the power to do whatever you want, it leads to decadence, and that usually leads to being a big guy. Boss Tweed is one of the most famous examples.
What verses does he solo?
toriko at the very least
Wrong
SMT, Magical Madoka, Fate and Final Fantasy
Twin Peaks and SCP
Nice, thanks
kino choice
to the one anon that asked for Gamera vs a bunch of kaiju, like half of them didn't have any usable pics, so it ain't happening
If Killua doesn’t win we can’t stop these threads because we can confirm these guys don’t know shit
Why should Killua win
We've been FAR past the point where it was evident they dont know shit
Look, their swank levels are at brain worms level, but they're consistent with it.
Mikasa shouldn't be faster than Killua. There's no way she's faster than someone that can brown bag a guy's heart in an eyeblink. But she'll be placed at thousand times faster because THE LASERS MOVE AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT has latched onto their brains like a tumor.
You really want to know what's bullshit? CU is several thousand times faster than Killua. The dude who gasses after a brief sprint is faster than Killua.
Speed calcs are by far the most Swanked part of modern Death Battle
Meh
New Yates track. (Spear and Fang [Primal] vs San and Moro [Princess Mononoke])
I'm pretty sure the commissioner is an anon here.
Yeah, that dude is probably here.
I am. I don’t come around too often anymore though.
Why not?
The schizos have gotten pretty bad. It seems like there is always some meltdown or spam every single thread
That's why I generally hate when the show is covering a stomp match. Particularly ones that no one outside a small and loud group of idiots asked for. Even the trolls aren't trying very hard anymore.
I’ve also lost a lot of interest in the show. The writing is shit, the wank has gotten really bad, and the animations aren’t even that good anymore. Between this and the schizos I generally don’t come here often. In fact the only reason I checked was because my commission was posted.
>writing is shit
>wank has gotten really bad
The exact reasons I've lost a lot of interest.
Oh yeah, the fights really went down the drain, why do they have all these arbitrary 3 min. length limits now? They use to run as long as needed
I'm coming here because I'm waiting for "The big one"
I also blame the matchup they chose.
A bit worse than the last two episodes.
Door vs Neku
That's an unfair matchup.
I want Grandad to win due to fact he's actually likable and not an abusive toxic dipshit like Suga Mama.
given his track record with dates and b***hes, grandad ain't got no chance, specially with somebody like sugamomma
What are Suga Momma's feats aside from using her almighty flip-flop? Would the reboot be used to boost her stats? How screwed is Mr. Freeman?
Iagree, but Grandad has a bad track record against old people
Should have been Stinkmeaner vs Grandma
I want a Death Battle Royale about the three classic matters.
Someone from The Matter of Britain, someone from The Matter of France and someone from The Matter of Rome.
If Hercules vs Sun Wukong was fine, then this should also be fine.
The easiest suggestion is probably just Arthur vs Charlemagne vs Aeneas. If you want something spicier, in the vein of "enemies that became allies", maybe Fierabras vs Galehaut vs Achaemenides.
>royale
Stop.
Just do adulterous knights, Lancelot vs Astolfo.
>Astolfo
Fujo match
He's a ladies' man not a ladyboy.
I find it funny that trannies try to claim Astolfo when the whole joke is that despite his girly appearance and mannerisms the guy is manly as shit. Guy canonically went on a 24 hour NTR rampage because he wanted to see if any women were loyal
>Crossdressing guy went on a 24 hour NTR rampage because he wanted to see if any women were loyal
Oh yeah, Fate is surely not hentai
Backstory
If Fate starting as a eroge means it should never be on DB, then let's hope Game of Thrones never gets a rep because of all the uncensored seggs and nudity seen on it
Man, Fate sounds gay as frick. No way some femboy homosexual like Astolfo could pull any b***hes.
He pulls b***hes canonically. It's also implied he's packing a biggun
I'm sure he does. Doesn't change that the series is gay as frick and Astolfo IRL wouldn't pull shit.
>Guy canonically went on a 24 hour NTR rampage because he wanted to see if any women were loyal
Wasn't this actual IRL lore? I don't remember this in fate
It's canon in Fate
Yeah because it happened in his IRL lore as well, it's not something Fate invented.
Astolfo isn't real, anon.
It's not even a case where he was a real person but his exploits were exaggerated into legend, he's a fictional character from the fourteenth century.
But yes, he did once seduce over a thousand married women in a very short time period, he came and then came to the conclusion that no woman is loyal so he doesn't have to be either.
>Lancelot catches Astolfo bedding Guinevere
Who is a good match for Tetsuya Shiba?
Anus Voldigoat
Anime Jesus vs Anime Satan
Frieza probably loses
>Has good stat sheet
>Has overcome the weakness of his golden form
>Less wienery
>Skilled fighter now
>But lack of versatility
This is a problem that pretty much every dragon ball character has. They may be strong, but they don't have much besides ki blasts and punches. Only way I can Frieza winning is if:
>Giant stat gap between him and Megatron
>If Megatron has some weakness Frieza can capitalize on
>If Frieza can outskill him in a fight
I figure both will be placed in the same ballpark so it'll be either skill or versatility that settles the fight.
>Giant stat gap between him and Megatron
before Generation Selects that would have been true for Frieza even with IDW wank but after Generation Selects the stat gap is reversed
Alright, sell me on how busted this mofo is.
in the Japanese G1 continuity Megatron Omega Perfect is Megatron's second strongest form achieved after base Megatron absorbs a shit ton of Angolmois Energy, the energy of Unicron that is said to be capable of destroying the universe and was compared to the power a b***h that powers the entire multiverse by a higher dimensional being
also the form is slightly comparable to characters with Golden Power which was capable of amplifying two Silver Matrixes into a single one that could merge the multiverse into one (prior it was shown when the Silver Matrix is used to create a universe it destroys the current one so it would've done the same with the multiverse), Megatron Omega should also logically be superior to a weakened Unicron with no energy since he was nearly about to surpass him in strength, a weakened Unicron was powerful enough to open up portals that were slowly collapsing the multiverse
Kirby vs Buu 2 when?
Would Buu be able to switch to Grand Kai?
Although it is incredible that Kirby and Buu has somehow only improved as a matchup over time, there's no reason to do it again.
Kirby still wins because of the reasons stated before + Kirby is pure positivity just like the Spirit Bomb that killed Buu + characters from Kirby's universe can break magical seals placed on their power so Kirby's limitless power can't be sealed away.
If we count Buu getting GSK, we have to consider that: he didn't want to reemerge after Moro was killed, GSK means no Evil Buu/Super Buu/Pure Buu, and the GSK doesn't have the power needed to cast the power sealing spell he used on Moro because that power now dwells inside Uub.
If you desperately want to swank Buu, you would have to composite GT and Super to get GSK Majuub. Kirby on the other hand doesn't need swanking to be bullshit, he is positivity incarnate, he has limitless energy and he has a frickton of Copy Abilities, the most you can do is give him Copy Essence Deluxes so he doesn't have to absorb anything to get a Copy Ability.
If we do get it anyway, I demand a proper scream from Kirby as he goes all out.
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Like this?
Yes, like that.
It's gotta be the original microphone screech from Kirby's Dreamland
Armored Core vs Mechwarrior?
Which Mechwarrior, though? You can't exactly composite them.
MechWarrior is for BattleTech, surely
visual novels manage to be more pathetically power wanking stories than comics
Otto said Demifiend beats Etrigan.
I genuinely want to know what he meant
>Without Swank
Etrigan has a general weakness to holiness, so unless Demi is a strict Chaosgay he just needs to summon an angel to win.
>With Swank
Sentinels of Magic Etrigan wins due to Fate scaling, but regular Etrigan just has Wonder Woman scaling. Physicals will likely be made similar with demi winning due to having more combat options.
He has Lobo scaling, Otto. With Swank, Lucifer scaling via the Crown of Horns
>Weaknesses
That's never relevant in comics Otto
I think He is mentioning it because Angels have Hama which is an instakill if you are weak to holiness
Actually, reread Cosmic Odyssey. Etrigan scales to Darkseid, Fate, and the entire DC cosmology
Demi-twink is absolutely fricked if this shit MU ever happens
SMT scales to DC cosmology
>schizobabble
As always, weebtwinks pick the wrong fights and get BTFO
>schizobabble
It just means any media could be in MegaTen
>Stephen's King Christine
Jason as imagined by Japs. kek
Jason always had a Mandela effect on me, and I see it's pretty common to remember Jason's weapon of choice is a chainsaw instead of a machete.
I saw parodies of him with a chainsaw so often before actually seeing him I thought that too
*Enters*
Truly the OG Chainsaw Man
*Leaves*
Absolutely. Like every parody of him used to use a chainsaw.
There's probably some overlap in memory with Leatherface
Every media has versions of other media, including DC
ESPECIALLY DC
>Every media has versions of other media
>ESPECIALLY
Dude, This is MegaTen.
they wanted to use Mickey Mouse and Donal Duck with them just wielding weapons back then in SMT II. Thank god copyright stopped them
the lack of self-awareness from comicchuds them and weebtroons really are made for each other
1/5th universal at best
>infinite universe
>1/5 of infinity is still infinity
Weebs when they try their hardest lol
Hehehe... If only it were infinite
>no argument
>nervous laughter
BTFO weebshitter is BTFO
It's a rightful sardonic sBlack person 😉
Etrigan isn't weak to holy anything. Ennis' final storyline the motherfricker himself torches an entire army of angels after shrugging off their big holy attack
He believes Swan will wank the SMTverse. Remember, Otto watches all of Podcast and most likely uses a stealth account on Discord(he did it in Wukong vs. Hercules battle, calling Hershel Lousyton Laozi. Not to mention he has a hate boner for Liam despite him not being the researcher for a lot of the matches.
Fricking Darksouls got universe +, within an ant's dick of multiversal. There's no way SMT won't start at multiversal.
>Watches all the podcasts
I've watched like ten minutes total.
>Stealth account on Discord
Naw, I just have people dissatisfied with the hugbox leak me stuff. I'm like the Great Satan of the DB community.
>Great Satan of the DB community
Done.
these shitposts are scary
>I'm like the Great Satan of the DB community
Really? Full on Iran style?
He meant that demi-fiend is multiversal and only morons wank herald tier characters above galaxy level
Place your bets on the viewcount bros. Worse than Macho vs Kool-Aid?
Worse.
Literally nothing will ever be worse than Macho vs Kool-Aid.
JFK vs a modern Gun.
gg
There's no chance in hell that it, or any other fight, will be worse than MM Vs KAM. Killua's more than likely going to hard carry the views though, so I suspect 1M after like 1-2 days.
That's gonna be quite a feat. MM vs KAM took months to reach 1 million.
Wait, it took more than one month? How long did it take?
I don't remember exactly, but it came out in October 2021 and it was 2022 by the time it made it
If I remember correctly, It took like 7 months to reach 1 million
Jesus
A cereal/fast food mascot BR would've been a better episode
Not that surprising. Misaka is from a "oh yeah, that was a thing" tier anime. Imagine if a character most normies forgot like Kick-Ass appeared on an episode. It would get the same amount of excitement.
Killua already has more than Atom.
So nowhere near as bad.
Since Dungeon Meshi is getting an adaptation by Trigger, you think we'll get the group there as potential opponents to any other D&D groups?
>Missed out on Type-Moon Lore Autism vs Index Lore Autism with Shirou vs Touma
Shame.
One day, I want to see Type-Moon Lore Autism vs Touhou Lore Autism.
Why do light novels have such convoluted lore? That shit makes comics look readable.
What's the point? Type Moon is basically the kid in the playground that shouts "Well my power level is infinity times + 1 no takebacks!", no matter how many bs you pull, the lore always permits them to have an asspull to have even more power creep
Shirou is one of the weaker Type Moon characters even though he beat Gilgamesh. He can't really asspull anything.
Nah that's DC
DC doesn't give a frick about muh powerlevels. It's pure power fantasy
>Persona 3 is getting a remake and it's coming to PC to rip models
>Has a manga and a series of movies for extra feats
>Characters have been in fighting games to if you want to use Arena Sprites with the only characters you wouldn't be able to use are the MC, the FeMC, and Shinji
I think it's time to Burn My Dread.
Indra just defeated Indrajit in the SMT gacha game.
I just want to wath Ruby die horrifically to Maka. Shame that Ruby and Weiss lost while Bland and Yikes won their fights.
They’re all fricking shit.
>Yikes won their fights
Not for long
All of them sans Blake actually lose their matchups, and Blake got paired up against fodder in comparison
RWBY deserves to be forgotten.
Does not matter
Whose the most popular matchup for this guy?
Mumm-Ra
It's Mumm-Ra, but Thulsa Doom is the best
Lord Zedd has picked up steam
>stomp matches can't be fun
But those are generally reliant entirely on the animation team. There's no fun or suspense in the wait. Sometimes you get Goro vs Machamp or Goku Black vs Reverse Flash. And sometimes you get Shadow vs Ryuko, or Korra vs Storm, or Magneto vs Tetsuo, or Shao Khan vs Akuma, or Red vs Blue. If you can't pick an even thematic match, at least make it one of the two. The upcoming one is neither.
I know. I was just saying in general. There have been plenty of thematic matches that been shot down by the community or team because it's too much of a "stomp."
I find it funny killua vs misaka got in before any legacy matches that were horrible stomps. Plus they always say it was a close match every episode so what does it matter?
Ex: scp 682 vs doomsday
>scp
Better than red vs blue 2.0
>Plus they always say it was a close match every episode so what does it matter?
Because here, every stomp match is accompanied by a swift consensus being built within minutes of the match announcement and then people talking about other shit to amuse themselves. No one talks about the actual upcoming fight. This is pretty much the only Death Battle community I interact with. I would prefer the threads not have to be kept alive by trolling and the madness of listroon.
Okay what good mus are close then? Keep in mind at least one of them has to be somewhat known.
So why are they doing this DB if no one seems to cares about it?
Shitty booking combined with maybe "throwing a bone" to people pissed off that Deku didn't fight Gon and Magneto didn't fight Accelerator
They need to learn the hard lesson of not listening to their echo chamber. We don't need another Shadow vs Ryuko or Sora vs Pit.
It's a filler episode and they can use it to gauge popularity of the franchises. I actually like both characters but the matchup is a total stomp and the episode itself seems sub par anyway. I'm also expecting insane amounts of wank from one or both sides which is something I find funny, but also hate that that is the standard of debating these days.
>It's a filler episode and they can use it to gauge popularity of the franchises
They're going to get a bad reading, then. They have to control for the fact the match is dogshit. Korra is relatively well known and Storm is one of the more popular X-Men, but that matchup was only saved from being the least watched of the season by the existence of the utter failure that was Macho Man vs Kool Aid Man.
I agree, the matchup itself detracts from the intended purpose Both Killua and Mikoto are among the most popular characters in their franchises, but making it an obvious stomp detracts viewership thus making your data useless.
Misaka is someone's waifu.
That's it. That's the reason.
>TRANSgaygers have to use some obscure weebshit version of their characters to try and pit them against Dragonball
But why? Frieza vs Megatron is shit and even if it did happen Frieza would neg.
hey it's better then using wanked IDW to get them to the power of 2 universes
>Still no Catwoman vs Black Cat
Strange.
I think back in the day, we could have gotten something like the Fantastic Four vs the Incredibles, but now, that wouldn't happen because Reed would just solo the Incredibles with random universe destroying gadget from one off.
No, I'm pretty sure the Four would solo because their universe creating son exists.
Well, I wasn't having Franklin and Jack Jack included.
Mr Incredible vs the Thing with no power level/scaling homosexualry would be cool
The Thing is for Robotman
Bartimaeus vs ???
If we ever get Evangelion in Death Battle, I want the fight to be brutal. See Asuka's Last Stand in The End of Evangelion.
tps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AY27gLWhtM
No thanks, I don't like how that video makes me feel.
Well, this is Brandon Yates’s most wanted
hey it's that girl that one homosexual kept trying to say could beat Godzilla
He also said that Franxx was more iconic and popular than him lol
Yates is a tasteless homosexual who lied about doing quality control for the matchups for the commissions he accepted, Rei vs Zero Two is the objectively better fight theme wise
Kratos is country level at best, and I'm tired of pretending he's not.
who wins?
Kratos or Ganondorf?
Krenando
if ganondorf loses to link he is losing to kratos
Is this the season they finally do a gacha character?
Hopefully never
Who's a good opponent for the main man Paul Bunyan? His actual feats in the folklore are INSANE, so you'd need a strong (preferably also giant) opponent to square off against him on equal footing
Not really a death battle matchup but I'd love to see him fight Harryhausen's Ymir
Redpill me
>Rolling around as a baby was strong enough to cause earthquakes felt across the northwest
>Able to casually survive temperatures so cold that sound would freeze
>Play-fighting with Babe raised entire mountain ranges
>Was able to dig out a several dozen foot deep, several mile long river by casually dragging his axe behind him as he walked without even noticing
>Could jump in bed so fast that he was already tucked in before the light from his lamp disappeared
>Axe so polished that moonlight hitting it creates the northern lights
>can level entire forests with a single swing of his axe, then drag the several thousand tons of wood back by himself
>His farming regiment somehow turned several normal sized baby farm animals into fricking kaiju sized
>Implied to be the long lost descendant of the classical giants of Gaelic/Druidic myth of old (the storks carrying him accidentally dropped him)
Paul Bunyan is a fricking BEAST
Not that impressive tbqh
bro what? i've never seen a baby that can cause earthquakes
In terms of fiction that’s nothing
Paul Bunyan was real
In terms of fiction, infinite infinities is nothing because if the story teller wants to they can make anything happen for any reason and the audience can't argue against it beyond criticizing the quality of the story telling, the audience can't tell the story teller that the story they are telling is not what the story teller intended to create.
I'm sorry if Paul Bunyan's farts not scaling to the Big Bang disappoints you.
I swear to christ, there are people in the VS community who hold onto this stupid notion that unless a character has Multiversal+ scaling or some equally stupid shit that they're nothing but boring fodder not worth anybody's time or any discussion in terms of potential fun matchups.
Like yeah, I get it, Paul Bunyan isn't going to be beating Goku or Superman, but the fact that he's a mythological character the size of a skyscraper from the 1800s with an Honest to God lightspeed feet is, if nothing else, interesting and novel, and puts Paul in an interesting position where he could probably put the pain train on most other kaijus in fiction short of big boys like Godzilla.
Even if it's not impressive in the grand scheme of all fictional media, where people are blowing up galaxies casually or erasing causality so that their attacks hit before the universe even recognizes it, the statement "Paul Bunyan can resist cold so severe that sound froze" is certainly a LOT better than one would expect from what is basically a glorified children's book character from over 200 years ago.
Who knows, maybe I'm just easily impressed.
Dude would tell Joe Rogan chimps, gorillas and grizzly bears aren't impressive because they don't darken galaxies with their snoring
Smokey the Bear
Paul and Babe vs Gilgamesh and Enkidu tornado tag team battle. Folk hero with a horned buddy vs culture hero with a horned buddy, choppers of trees, men who surrendered to the inevitable march of time and progress. Gil and Enkidu fight another giant bull, only this time the bull has a friend.
Manabush, if you want to be cheeky.
>Without Swank
Ganondorf sucks ass. Kratos takes his head off. You can let him go pork orc mode and he'll still lose.
>With Swank
Kratos wins because he has infinite speed sled dogs and can destroy infinite omniverses with a fart.
>City rat repping his city
NYC is Streets of Rage but 90 percent of the characters are black.
I wanted Hi-Nu to fire the colony laser at Optimus.
>Ganondorf sucks ass. Kratos takes his head off. You can let him go pork orc mode and he'll still lose.
how is that any different then saying shit like OH HE IS UNIVERSAL
that is unless you are assuming this is just pre-swank DB which makes sense
The Green Giant
your syrup carbons will no longer taint the healthy diets of children!
Factoring in match up, analysis, and fight quality, what is the WORST Death Battle? Not the one you hate the most, what is the one that is the most lacking in all 3 areas?
Personally I think Tracer vs Scout takes it here hand over fist. Not only did they frick up Scout and Tracer’s lore but the match up only goes as deep as “fast character from hero shooter.” Then the fight is slow as balls for characters’ whose whole thing is speed. Honorable mention to Gwen vs Babs though what a frickin dumpster.
Shadow VS Mewtwo but that's kind of cheating
>out of all the gundams, pick the oldest and weakest version of it with an inexperienced Amuro
I know something like the Nu Gundam probably coudn't beat Optimus Prime at his peak but it would have been fricking cool to watch
It gave us Wings of Iron, so all is forgiven.
>Cole vs. Alex
Guarantee you it comes down to this for this matchup
>Alex's Nuke feat wasn't him actually tanking it, he got caught in the blast and had to regenerate from outside mass to "survive"
>A lightning strike can, at max output, have equivalent energy release to a low-yield nuclear weapon
>Cole can spam these as long as he has energy while Alex needs biomass to keep going, energy being much more readily available
>Cole also has access to his secondary abilities (fire, ice) that give him much more utility than Alex while Alex doesn't specifically have an answer for everything Cole can do
>Cole's base physical stats, while not on par with Alex's, and his use of the Amp are also enough to keep him alive in melee if the situation calls for it
That does seem to be the current majority opinion on the outcome.
Alex wins, Cole can't kill him, gg no re.
Heller killed him pretty easily
Alex can get fricked up by Cross using a high-voltage stun baton during his boss fight, Cole can literally stunlock him and fry every cell in his body with Lightning Storm
He can level mountains with ease
It was already over
instead of fighting they get married
how bad would it be?
>"damn woman, I told you to get up off my ass!"
>"oh no no no, I knooooow he didn't just tell me to get up off his ass, Huey!"
>beats Riley's ass
>"aowh! What the hell sugahmama!? I ain't do nothin'!"
Does Bart Allen have any notable feats? Just curious.
He was the first Flash do make speed force clones.
BEAST without, but not within.
I'll be honest anon, if the other hint about the x really referred to Killua and HxH then beast probably refers to a beast wars character, maybe optimus primal vs megaman x
It's Cole vs Alex
seeing gaijins' delusions about japan is absolutely painful
>moronic ot gaijin post
Any chance this matchup is on the wheel? Maybe the "shuffle"? Would explain the Machamp shot that one anon allegedly saw in the preview trailer
i think the shuffle is the only one that could possibly be grovyle vs lucina
matchup is a massive stomp without heroes scaling though, and even then grovyle would hard speedblitz
It's definitely Machamp, but I can't make out who the opponent is
If anyone can identify which game it is I can scrub through and see if it is actually Grovyle
From the smokestack in the background I think that's probably either Pokken or Sword and Shield, though I'm not 100% on Pokken stages.
Actually, from that little bit on the side near Boomstick's shoulder, that's too detailed for SWSH. That's 100% Pokken, which means it could definitely be Sceptile as the opponent.
the only reason I'm siding at bit towards SwSh is that the particular footage looks more like a standard battle
wait it's absolutely SwSh, I looked at some vids and it's 1:1. Even the smokestacks in the back matchup
...if it's actually Lucina vs Grovyle this season is lost
Oh sweet Jesus no
LMAO capechuds seething at creative and thematic PEAK FICTION go back to comicvine your circlejerk fits there better
Does pretending to be a homosexual for attention give you a dopamine rush or something? I don't get the point in posting such self-"aware" bait in hopes of someone taking you seriously.
i can copy arguements from comment sections and people here will unironically debate them, everyone here is merely my pawn dancing for my own amusement, you seem to be the redditard troony here for expecting "le civilized heckin discussion"
kys, battleboarding will always be about ad hominem and trolling at its core
>you seem to be the redditard troony
Fishing for attention whilst "pretending" to be a moronic Black person only makes you look like the redditor. Perhaps you should bait for more updoots on your favourite site instead of goatsing yourself for (You)'s.
>Fishing for attention
i do not fish for pawns, pawns do the fishing for me, i give them the signal (bait) and they obey
rules of nature homosexual
you sound like such a homosexual it's crazy
>lucina vs grovyle
>thematic
Go back to plebbit, cuck
Look, I'm sorry you /dbs/ trannies aren't getting Lucina fed to Trunks, but this fight actually makes and you can't refute it
Heroes chracters have passives up the ass and Lucina pretty much also does the whole multiverse timeline patrol thing.
Is Fire Emblem Heroes a crossover?
>Turbo shit pokegay match
>Not even the one slightly worth glancing at like Kyogre VS Chaos
Please god, no
I am assuming non-Swank.
Non-Swank for both of them, Ganon isn't anything Kratos hasn't killed before. Swank on for both of them and Kratos still wins.
>Mystery Dungeon fight
hell yeah an easy Pokémon win
Heroes having Lucina hold back tempest and being comparable to alfonse who can fight base Freyja (who controls a multi layered multiverse with several other infinite multiverses inside + TMS#FE SMT scaling >>>>>>>>>> shitmon
This is a waste.
Her matchup is Saber.
>requiring a gacha mobile game crossover to not get stomped
>previous episodes never used crossovers for scaling no matter how canon they are
kek what a joke
Mystery Dungeon isnt canon to mainline pokemon either.
Grovyle is from Mystery Dungeon smartass
I am pretty sure Grovyle is just another pokemon species in pokemon.
So, what is stopping me from using PXZ2 Lucina? And stomp all of pokemon thru 5D Xenosaga/super robot wars scaling?
Grovyle is the name of the character of the same species from Mystery Dungeon. Which you already knew. Stop playing dumb
Is Grovyle the name of a pokemon species yes or no
>name of the character of the same species
Are you illiterate by any chance
Mystery Dungeon isn't a crossover game...Fatebro...we lost...
Is it canon to mainline pokemon yes or no
It isn't but that doesn't really matter. DBH Trunks was used just last season. Your argument holds no water.
MMMMM If there only was another non canon form Lucina could use to keep up and stomp.
Are you?
>MMMMM If there only was another non canon form Lucina could use to keep up and stomp.
Okay, but it wouldn't be a crossover form, and if the form did happen to have crossover scaling, it would be ignored. Hence, using Archive Silver against Heroes Trunks instead of composite Multiverse Silver or whatever.
>The matchup is specifically "Grovyle (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon) vs Lucina (Fire Emblem)"
>moron tries his best to spin it in a way that makes it "Grovyle (Pokemon) vs Lucina (Crossovers)"
What are you morons even arguing about. The specific versions of the characters Jukem wants to use is stated right there, you're acting slow for the frick of it. What're you, five?
it's his waifu losing to a Pokémon, of course he'd try to twist it into a win for her because she'll get fricking destroyed
So, we are just choosing the equivalent of Thought Robot Superman vs BoS Kid Goku so Superman wins?
Okay. That is pathetic.
Or I dunno, Baryon Mode Naruto vs Kid Goku.
Because Naruto dies to any other form of Goku.
>we
Who's "we"? I don't care about Grovyle vs Lucina, I'm just chiming in because, apparently, brainlets like you are either so incapable of reading that you literally need someone to spell out the words on your screen FOR you, OR you're so desperate to defend the honour of a crappy Nintendo series (this goes for both Pokemon and Fire Emblem) that you'll willingly lobotomize yourself to make it seem as though you can't understand something as simple as '[Specific Version of Character] (Verse) VS [Non-Specific Version of Character] (Verse)'. Either way, you look like a fool.
Grovyle PMD is a non canon form.
Grovyle as a pokemon species is canon.
Lucina without the super falchion is canon.
Lucina from future past (super falchion) is non canon to awakening.
Lucina from Heroes with multiversal scaling is non canon to awakening.
You are using a non canon version so grovyle can beat a canon version of Lucina.
Which is not fair.
Easy enough for you to get?
No, people were advocating this entire thread for Groyvle (PMD) to fight Lucina (Heroes). There should be no contradiction because both are "non-canon". She still loses btw.
Are you arguing Grovyle is 5D? Or MFTL in speed?
I don't know or care. I'm just explaining to your emaciated waifugay brain that as much as you kick and scream about not liking the matchup, it makes sense. I told you she loses because I knew if would set your decaying, dehydrated peanut of a mind into shock fueled rage.
Then cope you fricking moron
>Groyvle can hit legendaries meaning he tags Rayquaza, Mewtwo, Mew, and other MFTL+ mons
>Able to damage mons like Dialga and Giratina, embodiments of time of dark matter
>Able to KO Arceus, the literal creator deity
>Lucina gets BTFO by some 30 IQ barbarian with a wood axe
Yeah seems pretty one sided tbh
To be fair a 30IQ barbarian could probably wreck Arceus just as much
Can't Grovyle also scale to the MC's from other SMD/MD games via the link system? Like the ones who can fight alongside and against other mythical, legendary and top tier mons such as Xerneas, Dark Matter, Darkrai and so on.
The specific individual grovyle from mystery dungeon is the only one with actual connections to Lucina, you sub-human
You actual fricking moron
Yeah, this is probably going to be the pattern they follow. Specific version of Grovyle like with Mickey, and Lucina in general without the crazy crossovers like with Yoda.
>Lucina in general without the crazy crossovers like with Yoda.
But they specifically used Legends stuff for Yoda, which isn't canon. Besides Regular Mickey would've beaten him even harder
It's listgay
Will they really waste Lucina on a shitmon instead of Saber?
Is this really how they'll introduce Fire Emblem to the series? I'd honestly prefer if they did Dimitri vs Guts.
Dimitri vs Guts is an abomination.
Guts should be fighting Ike and no one else.
Dimitri is for Estinien.
I'm on board with this. There's some neat themes.
>some homosexual gets 2 of his shitter fights
KEKAROO at Death Battle gays
Matchup status: Shitpost the Match
So after looking at the actual models and footage, I've reached the unfortunate conclusion that it is indeed Grovyle, likely in between an idle or move animation (left aft being brought close to chest, but wrist blades are visible)
*left arm
I can't see shit.
Yea that was my first issue back when it came out, we couldn't tell what Machamp was fighting, leading to another Machamp or at least pokemon battle, but now with that Pokken thing with a researcher intentionally using the same cipher as the main cipher-circle, it definitely points to Grovyle as the original opponent
DC fans really need to learn their place.
DC is already embarrassing itself.
it's amazing how how they keep winning death battles and yet losing the war
DC ended with Final Crisis baring a few select miniseries worth speaking of.
Yeah. At this rate I think they're gonna introduce another GREATER-ER DARKNESS that Batman somehow beats
The Antithesis. It was Dick who beat it, twice
Of course they did it
When did Marvel end?
Secret Wars?
Shooter's or Hickman's?
Hickman's
Earth X.
Ended at Hickman's Secret Wars with History of the Marvel Universe as an epilogue.
Multiversity would be the swan song, as it were
Infinite Frontier onward feels like dysgenic monkey men gesticulating amongst the remains of something once great
>DCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDC
Thirsty dicksucker
What would be a good match for Yami from black clover?
>swordsmen who uses the element of darkness to augment his attacks
>foreigner who ends up becoming one of his adopted kingdom's most powerful defenders
>mentor figure
>sleazy gambler who is lazy
Any thief with a heart of gold archetype fits
https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Setzer_Gabbiani
>le HECKIN speedforce
>le HECKIN 3-0
>le HECKIN timestream
>le HECKIN phasing
Learn your place
(Taking requests)
I request you to have a nice day, listroon.
have a nice day, listroon. That's my request.
Thirding request to have a nice day
After The Flash movie I’d 100% understand if DB made Flash job to an anime rando as punishment
People underestimate Mr.Freeze because he's slow and bulky, but there's a reason why every ice user respect him.
And even without the suit, he is functionally Ra's Al Ghul. Functionally immortal and a h2h master.
These are no ordinary frost.
With environment (he can forcibly create), Freeze does the same teleportation of sub-zero
so whats the deal with homeless batman
His tech is no worse than Luthor's or the things made by the New Gods.
This is proven by his machine that trapped Superman level beings such as Mon-El and adjusting firestorm Matrix to zoom through space in seconds.
Precision
it says right there he had help
Captain Cold beats him easily
>same universe fight
Season finale for sure.
*Zap* Easy as 1 2 3
Actually, let me ask you guys something, would Goegta vs Vegito have been better as a season premiere?
Maybe. Probably wouldn't be super hyped if it was teased at the end of the last season, but idk it may be okay if dropped near the beginning like Ant-Man vs Atom.
Not really. Like, its fricking open and shut in the series itself.
>"Earrings give more boost than dance"
That's it and hey that's what we ended up getting. Gogeta beating Broly or having better showings doesnt really change how the fusions fundamentally work and the components being the same. It was a waste like RvB was where the creators already said what the result would be years prior.
The episode is just a shit idea and a baffling decision to make. If the execution was 10/10 then it might get a pass but it released like a wet noodle for a finale and I can't imagine it would do better elsewhere.
It would have worked better as a doldrums "aimlessly in the middle of the season" episode.
Grovyle vs Lucina is dumb as shit, but I gotta say listroon's preemptive meltdown is delicious. If it causes him to 41% himself, I can tolerate it. I am now hoping it happens.
>Swan likes HxH.
Welp, here comes light speed Killua.
Did he dodge a laser?
Not my fault you guys backed goldie locks over someone with Zoom scaling. Pick someone that can actually kill Wonder Thot.
I know you only back her because of your femdom fetish. I'd be rooting for Taskmaster or Daredevil if they were to fight this broad on principle alone. She does not scale to Zoom btw
Promethea is the only female character remotely thematic I can think of who can beat Wonder Woman
That has to be one of Morrison's worst runs on any character. And no, it being an elseworld story doesn't justify it.
The laser missed = you doged a laser on DB. So if you've ever won a game of laser tag back when you were a kid, congrats! You are now part of the FTL club.
Nah, but he has this I guess.
I've seen people say this gives him LS, despite Killua himself saying he doesn't.
Case in point. Never even said anything about the matchups, he just projected immediately. He is this predictable.
>Pick someone that can actually kill Wonder Thot.
hm. Very well then.
Does he get the booger sugar?
It's standard equipment for him.
Considering how many of the capeshit regulars here are chud caricatures it's weird they don't want certain cape characters like Wonder Woman to die violently and screaming
they do, Otto says it all the time. he just doesn't want to lose to weebshit.
No lol. He turns into a monty python esque parody of a DC fan whenever Thorina vs Wondy is brought up
Sounds petty.
Suga Mama's beaten younger stronger pro wrestlers to protect Oscar in the og series. And we believe Oscar's words, Suga Mama survived the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs and the Titanic. And even more examples that confirm she has both toon force and mad black woman force. Plus she's defeated the alien general Gantu from Lilo and Stitch. Even if you wank his serious karateka mode from his fight with stinkmeaner's clone, he still doesn't match up. And even if you say stinkmeaner solo'd demons and made satan bring him back to life, he was only Tom level when brought bacj. Suga Mama makes Grandad cry for his mama.
>mad black woman force
Pales in comparison to angry old black man force
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Grandad is too old fashioned to put his hand on a lady. Even a hoe.
See 1:06 https://youtu.be/MmeprzFOA64
Now hear me out
>homie moment is between grandad and Oscar. Oscar crying for suga mama is when the DB begins.
that dialogue is something else
The Boondocks is a classic, like Chappelle's Show.
This is accurate today to how bad black simps are
>purple suit
>cane
>hat
I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON DA JEEP
It needs Riley cheering for the fight to start.
But when a homie moment happens, all bets are off. Grandad has a fighting chance then.
How did death battle threads become the most mentally ill threads in Cinemaphile?
Resident fandom and self-inserter schizos
You must not visit Cinemaphile a lot if you think that these threads're even close to being the worst ones here.
>Mix of DBS hispanics falseflaggers schizo's chud's and trannies and people with genuine anger issues
Yep yep worst threads alright
You just described ten other threads here in that one greentext, and I can assure you that those ten are about a thousand times worse than this place.
>Charactergays and selfinserters
>People who unironically use VSBW
>Not worse
The Spider-Verse threads are more civilized than this shithole it's just shitslinging and misinformation that exists here
if they use FEH lucina this will be the second year in a row where the theme of a matchup is "characters who travelled back in time, with alternate continuity media as the focus"
Frick Grovyle. I want them to run back Pikachu vs mutant monkey freak so Pika can get his rightful victory that was stolen from him by shitty early DB logic.
>inb4 monkey-man scales to meteor-busting sumo wrestler
They put Pikachu at universe level, maybe.
Pikachu is joining the oxygen club via Ash vs Yugi and you are going to like it