Next fight is Misaka Mikoto (A Certain Magical Index) vs Killua Zoldyck (Hunter × Hunter) on June 19. Sources to be used:
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/06/suggested-media-mikasa-mikoto.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/06/suggested-media-killua.html
Killua Preview:
Misaka Preview:
Fight Preview:
https://streamable.com/x106h2
Song Preview:
https://streamable.com/v2etm7
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Gilgamesh can beat up your favorite character
But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Jobbermesh can't even manage his own verse.
Wrong, Nasu said he could beat Arcueid who’s the strongest character, in addition to him being the embodiment of HFY in a setting that is very pro HFY
So why does he job to Archer Hercules?
He doesn’t, given FSF Volume 5 literally says Hercules was being overwhelmed by Gilgamesh throwing low level weapons at him.
Cringe
>author wank when author is a tard
Can't Remake Arcueid do stuff like warp reality and turn into a giantess thing now or something, what's stopping her from stomping him?
Arc had both of those abilities in the original, what people hype up from the remake is the texture storage.
Gil’s just a bad match up for her, she’s a “simple is best” type who shtick is out muscling her opponent. Which pairs up terribly with someone’s whose shtick is “I have every power imaginable” or those like Amaterasu who can put muscle her.
Also her reality warping isn’t all that impressive given she can only reproduce natural phenomena.
I should add though that “natural phenomena” is a lot wider in scope than irl
More impressive than anything Gil has done.
How impressive she is depends on how you view textures.
Some people take it literally when it’s said textures are the layers of reality, but the FGO ovas and anime’s portray it as far less impressive.
>jobs to the better Gilgamesh
Type Moon lore crumbles to Xenosaga lore.
Oh? What's the matchup here?
But can he beat the god emperor of man kind?
So as I was saying: humans can become vengeful spirits, angels or even demons according to folk lore.
Death to moeshitters.
What verses does he solo?
The kaiju verse.
kino
>the listroon was banned again
kek
What is a listroon?
How the frick did i get banned?
Bring me superman
Composite Human (Human Lore)
>Great Fitness (Greek and Roman Lore)
>Great Eyesight (Mayan and Sumerian Lore)
>Great Will Power (Egyptian and Japanese Lore)
>Great Shapeshifting Power (Anglo and Mexica Lore)
>Great Resistance against temptations and curses (Christian and Buddhist Lore)
Can't chimps technically scale to this power due to familial links to humans? Like Bigfoot, Neanderthals, and so on?
Loses to Kratos, unlike moronic redditors who think FTL kinetic energy is a thing
Infinite mass punch dumbo
...is a fictional comic technique that a human without the speed force could never use
You don't need speed force, Superman has done it
All there is to it is moving really really fast
to increase the force of your punch because of how KE works
Relativistic human KE is city level at best
I don't think you understand the full implication Composite Human.
>Greek
are u counting demigods? not fully human
I'm counting what I recall from "The Olympic Games". Just shit that modern peak humans cannot even perform fully.
Can someone post the MEGA folder so I can bookmark it for tomorrow?
https://mega.nz/folder/zc4gBIQL#NrVixNe99LJ0KkQQVqMwmg
You're a real one, thanks
>Limit
None
>Handsome
Yes
What Berserk matchups can they do?
kino
Meh.
Cringe.
For when it's time to kill Griffith.
BUT A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS
Ryo has a gun which he himself modded and Satan mogs Femto. It's unfortunate
Satan's pretty bullshit since God needed to literally nuke the earth just to deal with him, but does Femto have like literally any feats? He kinda just stands there and btfo Guts whenever he got near him
He has reality warping and fate manipulation, idk.
Zodd and Guts both get stomped
Guts is realistically way lower than what people try to scale him to, he's like peak human/borderline superhuman at best and the only reason people give Guts vs. Nightmare a pass is because of when it happened and because people really like him a lot
No it’s because Nightmare’s feats suck and are based on things like a solar eclipse or clouds moving
Another Smash Bracket episode.
Next fight is Olimar vs Piranha Plant
Holy shit HOW HAVE I NOT KNOWN ABOUT THIS BEFORE NOW?!
This is literally a whole other show, It's like the early death battle seasons but utterly superior. There's a fricking story going on and everything.
they are madly wrong with some characters tho
anyways, Olimar stomps piranha plant if not scaled to mario with his ship that can destroy stars
https://pikmin.fandom.com/wiki/Nova_Blaster#Ship_Log
"This is a weapon of such incredible destructive force that it can blast stars into tiny pieces... It has a strange allure."
wut? did pikachu not appear?
It's definitely better than these last few Death Battle episodes, but there are some things they've done/said which bother me:
>Terry punching with a fraction of the Zero Canon's power
>Kirby going all out because Smash Bracket is a "contest"
>Super Sonic has less of a chance beating Fox than regular Sonic
I think Pikachu won against Pac-man.
Their Ken vs Terry was ass. Classic DB did it way better.
https://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2023/06/death-battle-predictions-arceus-vs-aslan.html
Based Lionchads
Nice, very nice. But can a Lion defeat a Polar Bear?
Frick no. But a tiger could
>But Tiger would
I see but I'd like to see it
Polar Bear (Coca Cola) vs Tiger (Winnie The Pooh)
it should be cheetos tiger
woah. true that.
He’s a cheetah you tard
If the tiger ambushes the polar bear it has a chance. But in a head on fight a tiger would get folded inside out and backwards by a grizzly, let alone a polar bear
Alright to determine this we must find fiction's strongest polar bear and tiger
Tony the Tiger.
Tony the Tiger is for Chester Cheetah
Coke Polar Bear fights Pepsiman, Michael Jackson with his head on fire, or the Charmin degenerates
Shardik vs Kalibak in Final Crisis
It's not even a bear
Oh, is that why they made it
Everyone's going on about Killua's matchup with raildex being a hopeless stomp. Well here's an alternative that's under the radar. Szeth from the Stormlight archives/Cosmere vs Killua is strong on themeing and way more of a fair fight to boot.
Never heard of Szeth, but then again I had never heard of Misaka before the DB
anouncment.
I still have my fingers crossed for a bullshit Killua victory.
https://coppermind.net/wiki/Szeth
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/cosmere-feats-and-sources.897353/?post=73788787#post-73788787
Okayso Szeth’s deal is he is able to be buffed in the stat trinity and fly fly using Stormlight (mana basically) to ‘Lash’ himself and objects omnidirectionally with gravity control and he can dial up to higher gravity with more magic spent.
He can also sever molecular bonds with a touch, disintegrating the matter that he touches.
Finally, he wields the sword Nightblood It's involved in extensive fights so there are a lot of details around It, but most relevant are that
It slowly absorbs the magical energy of its wielder when drawn. If the wielder runs out of power, it drinks their lifeforce up, and poofs them.
It forces any "evil" person to gain an obsession with the sword, fixating on it so intently that they ignore everything around them—including assailants. Once attained they're compelled to go into a berserk rage, killing everyone "evil" around them and then killing themselves.
It causes "good" persons to feel physically nauseous from proximity to the point of nearly vomiting from touching the hilt.
Anything the blade touches is reduced to smoke and annihilated on a physical, mental, and spiritual level at the same time. All magic it touches is absorbed and eaten. This is powerful enough to constitute one of the most powerful objects in the setting.
That's the main gist of the weapon's abilities other then it being a battle companion.Essentially it does is give the user an instant kill on any weapon hit for a limited amount of time, plus the ability to parry magic and
yo
see
Did one of them already, I'll get to Tony vs Chester in a min
>Already Done
kek
there is potential here
Nvm already did it
Moonman vs doomslayer
Epic
Robots vs Monsters (a ton of random robots/mecha vs a ton of random monsters/kaiju)
I've got some ideas, gimme a bit for this one
Take all the time you need.
Sly Cooper vs Big Boss
Reddit vs the real world
>puts mouse utopia in thumbnail
NTA, but a little disappoint. Just a little
What are you talking about, anon. how would you portray the real world then, or are you just saying size up the city pic
The real world ended with the 2 world wars
Anything before then, I'd wager
El Tigre vs Juan from Guacamelee. Por favor.
El Tigre vs Rikochet, por favor
Maybe someday, the true kino episode can be done. Someday.
One day, anon. One day.
King Gleeok vs King Ghidorah
lol you unintentionally spoiled me, I didn't know there was a frickin three-headed dragon in ToTK
Sorry, anon, but we did get a damn fine thumbnail lol
Nah you're good. It's just a game, now I gotta beat his ass
Cocaine Bear vs Coca-Cola Polar Bear
Phoenix Wright VS Harvey Birdman, please
Anon, if by some chance this is the scale image, this episode will unironically be fricking kino
I 100% agree
Huey and Riley Freeman vs Connor and Murphy MacManus
ALIEN REPTILIANS vs REPTILIANS WHO EVOLVED FROM DINOSAURS
>let's do Peppa pig for a kid's show episode
>While ignoring kino like this
Why is Ben horrible at booking?
https://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2023/04/death-battle-predictions-kratos-vs-asura.html?m=1
>Kratos won
This is probably what you would've gotten if it won the poll
Thank frick it didn't then
And they made a point not to use Twitter screenshots.
Considering cu vs db, they definitely would have and then some.
There's Twitter shit for Souls and ES?
No I was talking about the fan blog. They didn't use Twitter info as that bumps up kratos massively. Death battle though uses everything so you would get some sort of ominversal level kratos from that. Asura really just has the one game and that's it.
But for the record, yes there is Twitter stuff for souls and elder scrolls. It just wouldn't have changed the outcome at all.
But by assuming the Kratos being universe level stuff was correct despite evidence to the contrary, they implicitly took the side of the Twitter disinfo pushers even when there's Twitter info that explicitly says that Kratos isn't even planet level.
How does that work? Without WoG wank Kratos loses. With WoG wank, Kratos loses. Unless you only give Kratos WoG, but that's obviously disingenuous.
>Unless you only give Kratos WoG, but that's obviously disingenuous.
That's exactly what they did lol, imagine a CU vs DB where only CU got the wanking and that's the Kratos vs Asura blog
Why did so many of them agree to it though?
Just seems embarrassing.
It's hard to dissent in an echo chamber if you're a pussy
WoG actively goes against fanfic Kratos though.
Ooh, didn't see that one yet, taking it thanks.
If you want a big list of Fanfic Kratos being debunked:
https://imgur.io/a/fDYBGGX
Yeah, I downloaded all of those already but the one you posted was new to me. It confirms to me that Kratos is country level at best.
Danteh… do your dailies….
I did them already Vergil leave me alone!
Noice
Kratos wank will just say that Barlog is saying that because he said "universes that they themselves have dominion over" it means that both Greece and Midgard are universe sized.
But he also says the "actual universe has yet to be explored" (non-plural). This would imply that every god is sub-universal.
Kratosbros...country tier Atlas... Country tier Yggdrasil... I don't feel so good...
They wank Kratos directly with composite versions of the mythologies he's interacted with. Even if he doesn't scale to those feats or individuals with the big numbers.
But they don't do that for Asura for some reason. Even though Eastern Buddhism includes Hindu mythology, which literally has it's own multiverse and an entity that destroys and recreates that whole multiverse in an unending cycle.
Yes I know Wrath of Asura's mythology doesn't match actual Eastern Buddhist mythology. But the same can be said about God of War. I'm just saying it seems like lopsided treatment.
It's... a little problematic to scale Hinduism, or indeed any religion, the way one would capeshit
Not really. It only becomes 'problematic' when you then compare religious figures in competition with one another
I didn't mean PC problematic. Take your brain out the frier
>Take your brain out the frier
You know Liam or Otto or whoever is writing these söy-inspired insults are doing so from the DB office.
Go and suck your ass juices off your boyfriend's dick.
homosexual.
>söy-inspired insults
Would you prefer if you called you a cumguzzling moron instead?
*Would you prefer if he
Wow holy frick I had a stroke.
Why does it make you so angry that religion can't be power scaled?
Religion is power scaled all the fricking time by religious scholars, monks and patriarchs. How are you this moronic?
There's only one kind of 'problematic', moron. Learn english before attempting to express yourself
Are you allergic to nuance, moron?
Express this 'nuance' better, invalid
>teach me master
Okay, pupil. Something that is problematic in the realm of political correctness. Yet another application of the word "problematic". Glad I could enlighten your ignorant mind
Kratos VS Asura is the ultimate moron filter and after the dumbassery they pulled with Dragonborn VS Chosen Undead I am especially glad it lost the poll. It would have been hilariously bad to have Kratos win the episode after showing Asura's actual on screen showings trouncing literally anything Kratos has ever done on screen. The first boss fight alone is far beyond Kratos
Yeah honestly this would have been one of their biggest loses of credibility ever, and I don't think it's one even most GoW fans would agree with.
>Yeah honestly this would have been one of their biggest loses of credibility ever
You'd think so but most people unironically buy into the Kratos wank.
and those people are moronic. The series creators and the games themselves say outright that they are wrong but they just ignore it in favor of fanfiction. Ragnarok killed Kratos wank between the lore section and powergays trying to bait the devs to wank Kratos only to get btfo with an answer they didn't like.
I think normal fans do to an extent. But no one was really butthurt at Spawn beating Kratos back in the day. And that was back when people thought Kratos scaled higher because Greek mythology was believed to be his whole universe, not just a continent.
Death Battle barely has any credibility in the first place but yes. Asura VS Kratos is one of those cases where one severely outclasses the other in showings. What's worse is that even the Kratos wank scaling him to max wank mythology is bunk per the creators of the series themselves.
Yes. All this talk about Zeus or the Furies being actually universe busters is complete bullshit. They confirmed its all JUST on earth and the pantheons "universe" are just a country / area of Earth they lord over. Most of their powers don't even crossover right to other domains according to Kratos himself which is why he had to pick up the norse shit
Didn't the devs even say that the gods in GoW aren't the same as the ones in actual mythology?
Yes.
The ones in Asura's Wrath aren't from actual Buddhist/Hindu mythology ether. So really any attempt to treat this like Hercules vs. Monkey King is misguided.
You have to judge these versions of the mythologies in a vacuum.
I mean comparing the two of em, I'm gonna say the guy who could obliterate actual planets with a finger beam from across the cosmos is stronger than anything Kratos ever encountered.
Oh no! Why does a physical landing matter? That's not hardlight.
Halobucks really are broken.
>doomwankers resort to insults when presented with evidence
What does physicals impacts have to do with hardlight melting?
Sure, moron. This is how Slayer vs Chief would go.
No, this is:
Legit weaker than Doomguy's pistol. I can't wait for the next match to be Doomguy vs Chief rematch just to see Halobucks get buck broken and have a meltie in these threads.
it wouldn't be nearly as bad as doomucucks seething for 14 years straight begging for the rematch whule spamming multiversal wank
I'd honestly just like to see the Doomguy fight picrel just so Doomwank gets debunked. Fricker has a confirmed universe-level durability feat
>universe
Pitiful. Even with downplay Doomguy is minimum complex multiversal.
>B-But wank
Lore isn't wank. Supported in game and out of game by the literal devs. Cope and rope, morons.
HAHAHAHAHAHA No
>Kill the god of all of creation
>moron on Cinemaphile: N-N-No it d-doesn't count because... it just doesn't o-ok?1
With what? A shotgun? Davoth is fricking wimpy
Weapons Doomguy uses are empowered. Cope and sneed.
proof they're multiversal? proof he empowers his weaps in game at all?
>Literal headcanon
The Wrk actually created the universe and it isn't any weaker by the time it emerges to start flaying reality by the seams
FRICK YES “IT” DOESNT COUNT.
So fricking many of the great agonies of dealing with this hobby comes from tapsance around with frickwitted/wilfully obtuse rock clods who’ll insist every instance of beating on the body of another character using powers to with make pocket dimensions or portals or ware a finger to change stars. frick you! This is the reason groaned irl yesterday when this frickwit was arguing that the mlp cast scales to planet busting hundreds of times over because celestial moves the sun.
>FRICK YES “IT” DOESNT COUNT.
Because what? Because there weren't any big boom pow explosions for your little Hispanic brain? If the devs themselves support then it's legit, homosexual.
No dipshit, we’re always openin theory to a possibility of stat triangle scaling like that being in the cards, it’s fiction, things are allowed to be that way or any other way. We start to have a PROBLEM most readily apparent when powers start manifesting that are disconnected with the character’s physical body in some way. Ambient weather manipulation is the king of this, it ALWAYS,ALWAYs causes the dumbest shut to come out of the woodworks. Multi-Terraton White Walkers.
He was weakened
No he wasn't stupid Black person. He was at full power.
Seems kinda wimpy for someone who was at full power
Alduin is pretty wimpy in game too but doesn't stop him from being multiversal in lore. Cope.
>Lore
Try actual story of the game
Actual story of the game is the lore in Doom.
alduin consumes the kalpa because it's his intended purpose not because he uses a spell with gorillaversal dimensionality. the same way killing someone, akin to pulling a linchpin, can destroy a dimension.
he was weakened and quit being racist
>N-N-No you see, the lore is valid in THIS game but not THAT one.
>He was weakened even though he wasn't nor is it stated anywhere he was weakened.
It's like I'm arguing with Redditors here.
he said so himself he was weaker. i explained why alduin isn't a living big crunch to you. quit being a little histrionic b***h please it's unseemly
>he said so himself he was weaker
This literally never happened.
>Nignog discovers what lore is
Lol. The game and creators themselves back up everything for Doomguy and Davoth. It doesn't matter if you don't like it.
He's referring to when he lost his body. Davoth was weakened until he regained his physical form. Actually play the fricking game and learn how to read, subhuman.
you just posted head canon 😉
No? He's clearly speaking in past tense.
and if i tore a muscle in the past tense i'll never be the same. not to mention i wouldn't fight in a shitty mech if i was a multiversal being lmao
>muh g-gameplay limitations
not my fault. the mecha isn't multiversal
Ah, found it. This shit is frankly the holy text of Vs in these threads for how well it kills bullshit like yours.
Go suckle on Portella’s fat crone tuts.
That literally has no bearing. You are saying that the canonical Doom lore and the creators of the games themselves are wrong. Frick off back to spacebattles.
stupid Black person. He was *not* at full power.
>What is past tense
In the lore primordials like Davoth are weakened if they lose their physical body. Davoth was literally just an orb when you find him in TAG1, all he could do was talk. When he got his body back he was at full power. have a nice day now.
Don't care + you're a homosexual + lore is legit + sneed.
Perish
At full power he was fricking wimpy.
the maykrs took the lad's power in the first place to make worlds and they were shitters. your luciferian fantasy "lore" isn't multiversal
The Father was basically Jesus and Davoth was God. Cope some more.
>satanic fantasies
i thought doomgays were against satan. funny that
What?
you heard me, mr rothschild
Did you forget to take your meds again?
Did you? You're arguing in favor Doom.
The very first example is a straw man. No one has ever pretended that glass cannons don't exist. If you think they are, you're most likely just ignoring that Zappy can use his magic for defensive purposes.
Which is why pretty much everyone in Death Battle's sphere of influence auto assumes every character survive a blow as hard as they can hit, right? Can you prove Zappy can use his magic for defensive purposes? What if all he can do is summon clouds and cast lightning, and can't do anything else with it because he couldn't do shit to prevent Knifehands McGee from stabbing him since he doesn't have the power or reflexes to protect against an accident stabbing with clunky knifehands?
>Which is why pretty much everyone in Death Battle's sphere of influence auto assumes every character survive a blow as hard as they can hit, right?
Yeah that's it, and definitely not because 90% of death battle characters use physical blows that would destroy their own bodies without comparable durability
>Can you prove Zappy can use his magic for defensive purposes?
The proof is that he survives magical attacks from other enemies with comparable power
>Yeah that's it, and definitely not because 90% of death battle characters use physical blows that would destroy their own bodies without comparable durability
Alright, let's go through season 9.
>Harley Quinn VS Jinx
Realistically, not as durable as their tech is destructive. No, unless you want to claim both of them can survive being hit by their own biggest weapons.
>Scarlet Witch VS Zatanna
No, not normal baseline physical attacks in any event.
>Tanjiro VS Jonathan Joestar
They use swords, and Hamon has exotic interactions with vampires which skews things. Unlikely.
>Thor VS Vegeta
Yes.
>Omni-Man VS Homelander
Yes.
>Magneto VS Tetsuo
Unlikely for normal baseline physical attacks.
>Hercules VS Sun Wukong
Yes.
>Boba Fett VS Predator
Tech, unlikely that either survives attacks from the most destructive implements in their arsenal.
>Excalibur VS Raiden
Again, swords. Want to argue Raiden could survive a full power swing from his own sword from a clone?
> James Bond VS John Wick
Tech, see Fett vs Pred.
>Black Adam VS Apocalypse
Probably?
>Trunks VS Silver
Maybe?
>SpongeBob VS Aquaman
Who the frick knows, really.
>Jason Voorhees VS Michael Myers
Yes.
>Sauron VS Lich King
Given the magic scaling nonsense, probably not.
>Deku VS Asta
Deku is explicitly noted as wrecking his body with his own attacks.
>Gogeta VS Vegito
Yes. Doesn't look like 90% above, buddy.
>The proof is that he survives magical attacks from other enemies with comparable power
When did this happen? I didn't see that on the picture.
The obvious fight seems to be Marathon guy against SMT guy.
Can you make a thumbnail for Mjolnir Recon number 54 vs Tadano Hitonari?
Damn, that goes hard. Thanks thumbnail anon.
np, anon
Lol, Doomguy's pistol can't even kill regular marines in one shot. And before you say Marines are actually super duper durable, these same marines don't even have helmets.
it's already bad to spam requests for a 10+ year old episode but doing it exclusively out of spite has to be the most pathetic thing i've ever seen anyone in this hobby get up to and i've been here a while
>Projection
No one is seething except for Halobucks that can't cope with Doomguy soloing his verse. Legit nobody complained about Chief winning back then. No one is complaining now, the episode was made before the new games. Cope some more.
Keep crying, Doomsie
...he said through tears.
Did you really?
Shhh, it's ok Halobuck.
What's ok?
https://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2023/06/death-battle-predictions-killua-vs.html
Wow. Even harsher than I expected.
Who the frick are the soft-skulls that voted Killua?
Didn't read but probably contrarian or banking on the assassination route which is viable but the deck is pretty stacked in Misaka's favor
>14-2
Lol, Killua is about to get shitstomped.
Wtf? When did dragon join the death battle team?
So she has no resistance to nen crush? Killua is going to get that easy cheese win.
Well yeah, though at that point you could argue most characters don’t have resistance to Nen crush. It doesn’t get rid of the speed gap argument they’d use for blitzing, meaning she can kill him quickly, and it’s not as though it’s exactly his first option in any fight.
It’s a nice advantage, but I don’t think it’d be enough to say he wins more times than not.
I'm just fricking around, she can easily kill him before he gets anything off or would die before he got close enough to do anything. It is a wincon, but she has easier wincons that she is way more likely to pull off. It'd be funny if Death Battle tried to argue that it was a very likely scenario though.
How often does g1 blog correctly predict a db outcome?
They usually do okay if Marvel and DC aren't involved.
Did they successfully predict Jonathan vs Tanjiro and Diocard? And most importantly Hiei vs Sasuke?
They're just as moronic as Death Battle, so yes for the first two.
Yes but they didn't come up with stupid MFTL shit for Dio for no reason, because it wasn't even necessary.
Glanced at it, unanimous Jonathan W, 7-1 for DIO, and again unanimous Sasuke
>Jonathan vs Tanjiro
Yes
>Diocard
Yes
>Hiei vs Sasuke
No, though I think a lot of people were surprised by that outcome.
>Jonathan vs Tanjiro
https://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2022/04/death-battle-predictions-tanjiro-kamado.html
Unanimous Jonathan
>Diocard
https://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2021/10/death-battle-predictions-dio-vs-alucard.html
Dio 5-1, I think
>Hiei vs Sasuke
https://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2019/09/death-battle-predictions-sasuke-vs-hiei.html
Actually one of the ones they didn't predict the show going, as they went unanimously Sasuke
They predicted Jonathan VS Tanjiro right (not hard, coming off of what they knew from DIO the prior season that DB would go with), Diocard (a Dio win is reasonable, even if I disagree, the actual episode just went far and beyond), but didn’t accurately predict Sasuke VS Hiei (I’d argue that the episode’s scaling for Hiei was bizarre at best, and Sasuke would likely get put higher Anyways nowadays based on recent Naruto calcs)
They're rarely wrong.
Lol
>Kratos has asura beat in most areas by a small or large margin.
Christ, that comment section.
Kratosgays are fricking delusional
Lmao that gay literally pinned a comment that said Asura wins to try and "humiliate/debunk" him and most of the comments are on the OP's side hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Turns out there are people who aren't moronic and can see that the guy who can punch out supernovas and bulldoze through a mega planetoid thousands of times bigger than earth clowns on the guy who jobs to a stone pillar
Yeah he does that a lot. He even did it for cu vs db when someone said cu wasn't universal.
>Destroys Kratos even with wank
I’d be happy to see them pit Doom Slayer against Kratos and just go full wank on both sides just to see what insane bullshit they come up with for both. That and I think it’d actually make a pretty fun fight, especially if they go all in with both of their arsenals. Asura, much as I love him, doesn’t quite have the same versatility to play off as Kratos does.
Doomguy stomps
>Better weapons
>Wackier wank
>His wank is supported by Behtesda both in game and out unlike Kratos
To highlight the G1 guys accuracy, here’s their track record for last year’s episodes, (not counting the bonus blogs they do for fun and aren’t tied to any episode)
>Harley vs Jinx
Jinx 10-4 (Correct)
>Wanda vs Zatanna
Wanda 8-4 (Incorrect)
>Johnathan vs Tanjiro
Johnathan Unanimously (Correct)
>Thor vs Vegeta
Thor Unanimously (Correct)
>OmniLander the peak
Omni Man Unanimously (Correct)
>Tesuto vs Magneto
Magneto Unanimously (Correct)
>Hercules vs Sun Wukong
Hercules 7-6 (Incorrect but also one of the more debatable of the season if you can’t tell)
>Boba Fett vs John Yautja
Boba 9-4 (Correct)
>Excalibur vs Raiden
Didn’t do one because it was a sponsored slanted bonus episode, lol
>James Bond vs John Wick
Bond Unanimously (Correct)
>Black Adam vs Apocalypse
Adam 6-5 (Incorrect)
>Archie Sliver vs Xeno Trunks
Sliver 9-8 (Correct tho I personally disagree)
>Spongebob vs SF Aquaman
SpongeBob Unanimously (Correct)
>Jason vs Micheal
Jason Unanimously (Correct)
>Sauron vs Lich King
Sauron 6-5 (Correct)
>The Best Deku MU
Tied (Asta won the episode)
>Gogeta vs Vegito
Vegito 19-1 (correct)
Most of those were obvious stomps though
Tru, but the track record is still there
Opponents for Kasumi and Ayane?
I mean I guess you could do Sakura Haruno (Naruto), and Mai Shiranui (SNK. She also cameos in DOA5 and DOA6)
Take your pick of video game kunoichi
Death Battle isn't based enough to put in anything from Taimanin Asagi.
This is my favorite for Doomslayer, but it’ll never happen. Seeing Doom wank go against SMT scaling would be a hell of a sight though.
WANK WAR
>Plasma Piss
ENTER
Wait, doesn't Doomguy lose the god juice at the end of Doom Eternal?
If he needed that shit to do his hyper gigahomieversal feats, then what is he without the god juice?
>What is he without the god juice
What they had him at in the first Doomguy vs Halo match. Though even then he still kicked Hell's ass before getting juiced
Does that mean he beats Halo man?
He didn't lose his powers, he went into a coma.
why?
Cuz Davoth was his creator and when he died everything tied to him was either destroyed or restrained, like all the demons being stuck in hell forever and they died if they left.
>everything tied to him was either destroyed or restrained
So, best case scenario, Doomdude is in a coma but still has his powers and worst case scenario he took his powers to his grave, am I getting that right?
Mate, go watch the cutscene. He's not dead nor did he lose his powers. It literally ends with the narrator saying they hope he'll never be needed again.
Which was worse. Venom beating Superman or Wolverine beating Lobo?
Who would win between Spider-Man and Alucard?
What Alucard?
Hellsing
Peter, like most comic charavters, can be hard to scale exactly just due to how much he fluctuates. But no matter where he’s at, he’s damn sure much faster than Alucard, and Spider-Sense only helps to narrow the gap. He’s an intelligent fighter too, and has the strength to kill Alucard in a few blows, if not just one-shot him.
The biggest problem, of course, is the ludicrous regen he has to fight through and how long he can keep it up for. To really kill Alucard he’d need to kill him a million times, and he might just not be able to keep up with all of it before Alucard gets a lucky shot, the damage adds up, or he’s tired out.
I’d give it to Peter overall though, using more high ends. He’ll have to fight for a while, but there shouldn’t be too much Alucard can do to him as long as he can outpace the exhaustion.
I don't know if Peter could handle Alucard himself, the Hound of Baskerville, Rip Van Winkle and Tubalcain Alhambra coming at him all at once considering he's not bulletproof and Alucard is more than willing to use knife hands in addition to his pistols
He one shots all of them.
Alucard would probably approve of Peter putting him down, but I doubt he could pull it off
>Alucard
>approving of a gay like Peter
Lmao.
Peter's a good kid and my mind is not shame-based like yours
Eh he has experience fighting against groups of villains on his own multiple times and deals with people with firearms on the daily not to mention he stat stomps the question is if Peter tires out before he can deplete Alucard souls
Alucard is way trickier than Peter's usual foes and his regen is such that he can keep fighting even as he's ripped in parts. Rip Van Winkle's bullets could shred jets, which is a fair bit faster than regular bullets and Alhambra could destroy helicopters, small artillery shells and stone staircases with his playing cards, which are also piercing damage which Peter isn't great against. Baskerville is a massive thing which moves erratically which Peter could easily dodge but at the same time it's one more thing to worry about. Alucard has two massive pistols, one of which could blow limbs off the bullet-resistant Anderson, with seemingly unlimited ammo. Peter would easily see through Alucard's surprise attacks but I just don't see him securing a win
You’re not acknowledging Peter’s super-genius. If Pete sees Alucard coming back after the 32nd time of him just splattering him, he’s going to figure out what’s happening and he’s just going to run away, fabricate some thingamajig which could turn Alucard into pure quark-gluon plasma, and just insta-win. He canonically has a 250+ IQ.
Going by Death Battle logic, is that a valid wincon in this case? Assuming he can just sprint away while Alucard apparently doesn’t follow at all, and then invent something to win?
If he could invent something on the spot that’s more reasonable, but he doesn’t have these tools on hand.
He’s made a Time Machine with a blender before. He could probably just make something with trash and win.
No, not really.
Yes really. RVW's bullets are too fast to dodge reliably and Alhambra's cards can cut his webs. Alucard's bare knife hands overpowered Alhambra's cards too. Peter's not winning this without prep or time to devise a technological strategy
>too fast to dodge reliably
how? Pete has dodged missiles before and can reliably precog light & electricity. He’s fought people who can vaporize cities and he’s survived an explosion comparable to the one that sunk Atlantis. He shits on Alucard. Add onto that his tech and his webbing he wins.
>Survives an explosion ewuivalent of the one that sunk atlantis
What the frick? how is he street tier?!
>Rvw bullets are too fast
Consistently Dodges electro's blasts lasers and literally has reaction speeds clocking in less than microseconds he dodging that shit like Neo from the matrix
>Alhambra's cards and Alucards knives
Senpai this is the same character that takes hits from a pissed off Juggernaut Hulk Venom buildings literally crashing down on his ass that shit is going to literally be BB guns for him
Electricity in air can be slower than bullets, let alone lightning.
>Juggernaut Hulk Venom
Peter has notoriously shit piercing durability. Find me Peter shrugging off bullets. You can't because bullets are a threat to his life. And I'm talking handgun bullets not the monstrosities Alucard is packing.
RVW's bullets were faster than missiles and he's street tier. You'd need to be the most biased person on the planet to think he has a chance against Alucard in a straight fight. Legitimately only non-readers would think this
He can literally dodge lasers and has precog missile bullets are slower than the shit he has dodged over his career
>B-But Piercing!
You really think Alucards bullets hit harder than Venom Juggernaut and Iron Man's Unibeam and a scud missile? Those things literally blow Alucards pistols out of the water he will literally ragdoll Alucard if they fought seriously
Peter has also been shot. Numerous times.
So does Alucard but he still has far worse Durability feats compared to Peter and the only thing keeping him Alive from serious Injuries is his insane healing factor
Alucard intentionally takes damage 99% of the time. His durability is irrelevant. Even if you pretend he couldn't hit Peter, Peter would just die from exhaustion.
Alucard has a limit to how much he can die. He's waiting for the right man to take him down. Hell the original Hellsing was able to do it and just spared him. Alucard may have received enhancements since then, but peter has the needed energy and stamina to wear him down.
And you've fallen into the Swank mire where Alucard isn't fighting back, and if he does then his bullets can't hurt Peter
Alucard literally has millions upon millions of lives. He didn't when he fought Helsing, and remember that Helsing didn't kill him. It's not even directly confirmed if stabbing Alucard with zero lives would actually kill him, as that's what Helsing did. Even then, I'm pretty sure Alucard only spends a life when he is killed in a traditional vampire way.
Alucard has been shot and hurt numerous times by ordinary weapons. Hell luke valentine, someone who was basically a few times faster than sound, was too fast for alucard to keep up with.
Alucard wank is almost as bad as Saitama. Spider man should have the needed stamina to keep alucard down. That and his Spidey sense prevents alucard from getting lucky hits in. Plus peter isn't moronic. Not sure why alucard is being given benefit of the doubt while peter isn't.
Nobody was saying Alucard is bulletproof is the difference you mongoloid. And do remind me what happened to Luke Valentine...
Then why bring up Peter's durability? Comics are known for their inconsistency, and Peter's rouges are far above alucard.
Luke had the problem of stamina. After a few minutes, he tapped out. Peter can fight for days or even weeks on end and has a gigantic strength advantage. Alucard isn't Saitama.
Because Peter doesn't have the same level of regen MAYBE? What are you even talking about right now?
It's a huge stat gap that becomes negligible because of Alucard's piercing output and laughably superior regen. Spider-Man is going to die if he fights Alucard head on
Bro are you mentally ill? Is there some kind of damage in your brain? Alucard's piercing output is going to chew through Peter like he's made out of paper
>Ignoring the speed FEATS
Alucard cannot reliably tag Peter in the slightest
>STAT GAP IS NEGLIGIBLE BECAUSE OF PIERCING
Yeah sure a guy who can hit harder than you is faster stronger and has precog surely piercing will matter when he can just dodge everything Alucard can throw at Spider-Man
He can and will tag peter *eventually*
He can and will bleed Peter like a stuck pig *eventually* and with no resistance from Peter's body
>precog
This is further proof you don't read Spider-Man comics. Spider-sense is an alert sixth sense but it's far from infallible like every other one of his attributes. Peter's no stranger to getting tagged and no it's not always by someone faster than himself.
He can and he will tag Spidey and once is all it will take. There is absolutely no way Peter will exhaust Alucard's lives while Alucard is helpless to fight back. It's psychotic to even say it
I never said alucard won't fight back, but peter has already been in titanic battles where's he fought to an inch of his life and prevailed. He isn't like the movie spiderman who alucard would beat.
As far as I am aware, Peter does not solo entire armies. Peter is stronger in general stats, but he'd eventually be overwhelmed.
If they're fodder tier then yeah he could do it. Spidey at his peak doesn't give up and alucard would be willing to let him beat him like Anderson before he dug the nail in.
They are fodder tier shit
I was under the impression this was Alucard not messing around. Of course Peter would be one he accepted to defeat him, but if this is him just aiming to kill then Peter isn't winning if Alucard doesn't want him to. The dude isn't intangible and it doesn't really matter if spidey sense is going off when he has a hundred zombies shooting assault rifles at him while Rip Van Winkle's magic bullet is ricocheting circles around him at supersonic speed and card dude is throwing anti tank cards at him all at the same time.
Peter is not solo'ing an army without guerrilla warfare what are you smoking? If you have the entire USMC and Peter on an open field do you really think Peter is winning that?
He's never fought something like Alucard. It'd dodgy to even say Peter can outpace RVW's bullet which is homing and was flying multiple circles around Alucard's supersonic jet as if the jet was not moving. Not to mention it's not the only thing coming at Peter at a given time and if Alucard takes any damage he will simply regenerate instantly, or feint unconsciousness
Make him bleed? Are you ignoring the massive speed gap they have? And the reason he gets hit by his spider-sense most of the time is because he doesn't take shit seriously or some characters literally out speed him and Alucard is not one of those people it will be like a middle schooler trying to catch prime Usain Bolt in a game of tag and he literally has enough endurance to fight crime for three days straight without barely food water or sleep his strength is more than enough to swiss cheese the millions of lives he has
It only matters if alucard can hit Spidey, but he won't. Spider sense protects him from getting hit while he can just destroy alucard with one hit. Spiderman is already someone who's experienced with a variety of foes far beyond alucard. His lives gimmick is impressive, but he has the needed endurance plus alucard will likely play fair out of respect for spiderman which is something you're not factoring either.
Punch through the heart should suffice.
>Protect him from getting hit
homie what? Peter gets hit by HUMANS. Peter gets tagged by Captain fricking America. Spidey Sense is not fricking Ultra Instinct.
Cap America is on the same tier as spiderman plus we're looking at both combatants at their peak right? We're not doing shit like lowballing peter and highballing alucard.
Ok Swan, maybe in your fanfic Peter has ultra instinct but in reality he doesn't.
Nobody is "lowballing" Peter. Nobody said he's not faster and stronger
Spiderman does not have the stamina to kill someone three million times in one go. Alucard's "wank" is just from the fact that he is an absolute mother fricker to actually keep down if you don't exploit shit like making him go level 0
Not in one go of course, but he can keep fighting on of course.
Spiderman just has the giant stat gap. It's like putting superman against alucard. Yeah spiderman isn't top tier, but he's not remotely in the same vein as alucard.
Even in level 0 he could fight without his head and with a huge fissure stretching from his shoulder to his solar plexus
Yeah and that will surely stop Peter from blowing his body and heart to bits with a full powered Punch
Like this? He's good. Level 0, by the way
Yeah surely a guy far faster than him will die to bullet righttt
>level 0
what's that and what's stopping him from exploiting it? he's GENIUS biologist/scientist and has plot armor from being superhero in a dc comic, finds it and wins.bam!
Its a magically sealed state that only Integra can activate for him. He's at his most "powerful" but also at his most vulnerable in this state as he releases everything at once.
Bro you have no concept of blunt damage and piercing damage? Peter is not bulletproof. I can probably stab him to death if he lets me. Peter dodges lasers because he has a Spidey sense, inhuman agility and the best reflexes a man can't have. You have never read a single issue of Spider-Man in your entire life on this earth if you think Alucard's hands and pistols, RVW's pellets and Alhambra's cards will do nothing to him
Peter dies and the Other comes out and one shots Alucard like it did with Morlun.
>Piercing AGAIN
You seriously think that will matter? And why the frick am I debating about their durability when His Speed feats is literally is more than enough to dodge Alucards Arsenal and he is strong enough to one shot him too again and again. And why mention the spider sense and inhuman agility he gained from getting bit by a radioactive spider? It's literally one of the many reasons he beat Alucard
Spider-Man can barely even handle Captain America who is peak human. Get real.
Peter stomps if its DB logic though Far more high ends and scaling actual ftl reaction and "Speed" feats far more durable and his disadvantage is less versatility experience and endurance
Oh and not to mention Alucard is far more trickier than most of his foes until they pull out a fricking obsucre comic book issues from the 80s where he and Blade go vampire hunting or other stupid shit
Peter's gonna "splatter" him 5-6 times max, then he'd die if he doesn't go away
Going all out, most likely Alucard. His regen is too broken along with his other tricks and overwhelming backup.
Peter could potentially "win" if Alucard pulled his punches to a degree as he'd most likely respect Peter as one deserving to kill him.
I am trying to understand Kratos wankers and it seems like it all seems to revolve around scaling Yggdrasil with how it works in OTHER settings and interpretations of the mythology. Even though it's clearly not how it works in God of War.
>Killua's dying to an obscure anime girl
>Meruem dies to Kars. Lmfao lol rofl @ Meruem vs Cell.
>Hisoka dies to Kefka.
>Gon would've gotten stomped so hard against Deku the team decided against doing it. Very likely they just have him face Kid Goku, which Gon so loses
HunterxHunterbros.....Why us???? We deserve at least ONE win.
>Gon wasn’t put against Deku because that’s a hard stomp
>They’ll just put him against Kid Goku
As though that’s a more fair match?
But yeah, HxH loses a lot of their big matches. I thiiink Kurapika is agreed to beat Scar from FMA? But that’s not really a match I see happening.
Could Kurapika beat pre timeskip Sasuke? Or Netero beat the Third Hokage?
I do not have enough knowledge of Naruto to know, but I hear Pre Timeskip Sasuke still beats Killua by a fair margin (do not know if that’s true) so I’ll say he probably loses to him.
Netero loses against silver fang I presume.
Probably, but can he beat Hiruzen Sarutobi?
>Cena
>luCINA
Grovile vs Lucina might actually happen lmao.
Honestly, I could see this being a invisibility themed MU… tho idk if any good invisibility themed MU.
>John Cena's catchphrase is "you can't see me"
>image used is him doing the gesture
>hint is that you can't see the character
Invisible Man vs Noah Boddy is finally fricking happening
Would be gay. How's this, it's teasing a fight involving at least one blind guy.
ok who does he fight?
Daredevil is the obvious choice, but they'd probably spring for Katana (DC) instead
Kenshi vs Daredevil was a fight I used to want a long, long time ago. Aside from that, Kensi vs Kanan Jarrus is a thing, though I doubt it would happen. What
said seems more likely.
John Constantine vs Raidou. Fits with the pentagram. They've talked about doing it. Swanked DC vs Swanked SMT. Let's go.
If it’s the pentagram next time tho, that confirms their going in order
>magic Batman vs Walmart level literal who
Yeah I'm sure.
>A walmart sized verse is bigger than the entire DC verse
its so over
Wallmart is bigger than SMT and DC combined
>Walmart blueprints are on paper
>DCverse IS paper
DC > S(hart)M(ega)T(rash)
>DC is comparable to concept art stages of SMT
oh no no no
So what symbol would this theoretically match up with, just out of curiosity?
I think someone said that if Lucina vs Grovyle going to happen, then it would be the intertwining arrows. Speaking of symbols, was the whole "Pentagram represents Killua" thing ever confirmed?
Yeah as Naruto is about power creep while hxh is about quality story telling.
But I think there is a hxh match where they win. I just don't think it's been brought up yet. Maybe something involving hisoka.
I suppose the arrows could be taken as time travel? Though I’d think at that point one going backwards would fit better. Or I suppose two alternate futures? I dunno I suppose I could see it, though it’d be a stretch, a gear might have fit better, though perhaps that’s too direct.
I wonder if it happening would debunk Kyogre VS Chaos, I don’t see them going for two Pokémon episodes in the same season. That’s a right reserved for comic and Dragon Ball characters these days.
The arrows are the shuffle button on a media player.
The intertwining arrows represents the shuffle function in a media player, so it's probably not that one. If it was them, it would probably be the loop button instead. Of the symbols, the question mark probably fits best. No one has come forward with a screencap with confirmation about the pentagram thing despite someone readily providing a tease by someone posting a John Cena picture, so I would not believe it.
>His outfit looks like Subway
>Subway is famous for its subs and for its pedophile scandal
>Hal Jordan is also a pedophile and wears green
Subway Jared vs Hal Jordan confirmed.
Who wins
Is this Flash in general or just the version depicted here?
Regular though the more popular is the specific CW version
It’s meant to be Cw flash specifically
Flash only has two advantages but they're all he needs in all honesty
Why only two and what are they?
Speed and powers
I want Grovyle to beat Lucina, not because I hate Lucina, but because Grovyle is cooler than Treeko, Sceptile and Mega Sceptile.
I think that’s guaranteed if it’s normal Lucina. If it’s FEH Lucina then I dunno, I hear that can get ridiculous, but I don’t know how much of it should apply to Lucina herself.
Would be a weird sell to non-PMD fans though who have no idea why Lucina is getting pit against this second stage starter Pokémon.
Hey, I didn't know who Xeno Trunks was and I still understood Trunks vs Silver.
Regardless you know they're just picking PMD Grovyle because it's the strongest version of the Pokemon, they've had flimsier matchups before.
Well, it only works here because PMD Grovyle is the only one that holds any connections to Lucina. Regular Grovyle aren’t exactly time travelers from, a doomed future, it wouldn’t make sense to put any random one against Lucina.
Different fro, Xeno Trunks VS Archie Silver where they basically have the same connections regardless of version used.
Alright so I have no horse in this discussion, but why is Spider-Man VS Alucard a debated match anyways? Is it just because, or is there some connection here? It’s fine to debate whatever, I just feel like I’m missing something.
Someone asked if spiderman could bring down alucard, and a bunch of anime peeps came chiming in thinking he's some unstoppable force. Problem is that majority of comic characters have impressive endurance and feats that would put Hellsing to shame.
Nobody said Alucard is an unstoppable force. We're saying Peter doesn't have the durability to handle Alucard's output. Alucard has the regen and output to skewer Peter with minimal contact. Peter has the edge in raw strength, speed and awareness but Alucard will constantly be setting off those signals considering he's a living buzzsaw who can attack you from multiple points at the same time.
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Spiderman should actually have the needed durability and strength to be many times above alucard. Peter is quite experienced and won't be a naive kid in this fight. He's just not in the same ballpark as alucard in order for his lives to be a game changer. It's like saying wonder woman would lose because alucard will wear her down and get a lucky hit with his piercing damage. Yeah Diana is supposed to be suspectable to that stuff, but the stst gap is too wide for it to be of any consequence.
Bro what are you even typing right now?
I'm tired of replying to you having arguments with yourself. So listen to what I'm about to say. Nobody's saying Peter isn't stronger and faster. But Alucard's output will go cleanly through Peter in the event of contact so your middle schooler against Usain comparison is ridiculous. Or do you think a middle schooler would carve Usain's heart out with his bare hands? Get real. Peter doesn't have the piercing durability to come out unscathed from Alucard's output, which WILL land sooner or later because the speed gap isn't that vast and spider-sense isn't all-powerful which again is evident if you've ever read the character
What do you mean the speed gap isn't that vast? Pic rel is more than enough proof for Peter to keep dodging Van supersonic Winkles bullets. Piercing wont matter if he cant tag him Peter's durability is just the icing on the cake if he gets tagged and I compared the middle schooler to usain because Alucard is slow as frick compared to Peter. Alucards powers and arsenal gets countered by speed and his Spider-Sense his and stamina strength is enough to literally shred Alucards lives not to mention Spider-Man doesn't get tired that easily
Random out of nowhere attacks are what spider sense is for. And Peter implicitly acknowledges that light speed is faster than himself. For frick's sake the guy is SEEING HIM MOVE and the conclusion he drew was that he's slower than light, hence the speed of light being part of his threat. This was written in such a medium that a child could grasp it. You're telling me you can't?
In turn, Alucard swiped one of RVW's pellets in midair with his teeth. Not that he scales to the movement speed of those pellets...
>Peter's durability
Piercing durability? It's like he's paper to Alucard.
>shred Alucard
This was Level 0, after he expelled his extra lives. It also came after he was beheaded and got a gash cut into his shoulder so deep it reached his solar plexus.
Peter is not winning this.
What's the point of Alucard tagging Peter when he literally has dodged far faster attacks it's going to be a battle of attrition and Alucard is in a disadvantage when the man he's fighting hits harder than him and can reliabliy dodge his attacks and has the stamina to boot
You just posted a pic corroborating what I said about the spider sense and then posting a good bit of nothing. Peter is sadly going to die if he fights Alucard head on
But the guy was literally invisible compared to the pic earlier and its literally telling him theres danger despite no one there not to mention he dodged the laser blast point blank and Peter wont be fighting him head on he's not Rhino for gods sakes he can actually think of tactics to fight off people using the enviroment
But nothing. A child could interpret that page as intended and you can't. He sensed the danger and moved accordingly out of the ambiguously fast beam's path, which was clearly faster than himself. Spider sense is not infallible. Peter's piercing durability is the most fallible thing about him after his love life and piercing damage happens to be Alucard's MO. You can place him in situations he can't move outside of and he can run out of webbing. He is not dodging RVW's bullets, Alhambra's cards, Alucard's pistols and Baskerville at the same time. It may even overload his spider sense with danger which has been known to happen.
This is about right. Peter would ask him if he's the owner of Hot Topic or something
>Peter is sadly going to die if he fights Alucard head on
Well, let’s see…
>thousands of times stronger
>thousands of times faster
>has precognition with literal infinite computational power (it works on brute forcing an infinite amount of timelines through the web of destiny, a higher dimensional multiversal construct)
>precognition allows peter to move even while unconscious, dodge attacks from foes who can react to themselves moving millions of light years in minutes
>immeasurably smarter, to the point where he can make time machines out of scraps found in dumpsters
>has spider totem bullshit where he can one shot characters who have tanked Vibranium shells and killed Uni-Power users (Morlun)
>Can fight for days / weeks on end .
>Webbing can block dimensional distortions, bullets, swords, etc.
Spider-Man always wins btw.
>Spider-Man always wins btw.
And there it is. Good thing I skipped to this part. I knew nobody could be this moronic, you were being facetious the entire time
I wasn’t the guy you were arguing with earlier.
Anyway, Peter can keep up with people who can move millions of times the speed of light with the spider-sense and he can survive explosions that killed elder gods with only a little tear on his costume. He punches Alucard billions of times in a manner of 15 minutes and auto-wins.
Or, if you want to go into non-Swank mode, Peter splatters him 3 times, then runs away and makes some doohickey which opens a portal to the Negative Zone which vaporizes all of Alucard’s souls instantly.
Or, if that doesn’t work, the Other comes out and one-shots even Schrödinger Alucard.
Pick your poison mate.
It's immaterial if you were the other idiot or not. Keep posting all them words you don't believe in yourself
I accept your concession.
BTW, Peter with the power of love is omniversal and above TOAA. Read Dematteis’ annual.
Keep yapping
>cope
Lol
You done?
Spider-Sense is just Peter's body telling him to move, he still needs to make the conscious decision to move and how to move.
Peter isn't the flash, he can't dodge point blank gunfire, that's literally how Deadpool killed him, he held a normal gun loaded with a normal bullet to Peter's head, he pulled the trigger and Peter slumped over dead.
Black person, are you unironically using the non-canon spin off meta meme that is "LE DEADPOOL KILLS EVERYONE!!!!" to say Peter can't dodge gunfire? I don't even have a horse in this race, I just think you're a moron for thinking that the 'X Kills the Marvel Universe' story is either 1. Canon 2. Serious in the slightest 3. Accurately reflective of any of the characters that participated in it. What's next, Hulk level Frank Castle? Galactus level Wolverine?
not that anon but the way I see it, spidey can move at speeds comparable to some bullets. and to make the most of it his spider-sense alerts him of when danger is coming ie when the crook is about to pull the trigger. if the bullet is already like 2 feet away from him he may dodge it but it will scrape him
Like I said, I don't have a horse in this race, I don't care about the argument in the slightest. I'm calling him an ape brained moron because he's citing something that isn't even actually canon to 616 Peter for his "gotcha". That'd be like pointing to Marvel Zombies to say that the Fantastic Four is actually on par with Thor.
Christ, even fricking Wade makes a quip about how he was only allowed to kill Peter because the big heads ok'd the story.
>I'm allowed to lobotomize myself because he's lobotomizing himself!
Have some self respect. Are you gonna jump off a cliff because the guy you're arguing with jumped?
Only way to win arguments with morons is to be equally moronic.
You could also, you know, respect your own intelligence and not make yourself look dumb for the sake of owning someone else. If the fricker you're arguing with is lowering his own IQ, just ignore him, don't start increasing your own chromosome count to counteract their stupidity.
Why're you acting as though I gave an actual retort in response to whatever you're fighting about. Did I say Peter was Hulk level? Did I ever mention Firelord? Or did I say "Stop using non-616 stories to say a character is this weak or this strong"
>Wade makes a quip about how he was only allowed to kill Peter because the big heads ok'd the story.
IIRC he didn't mean it in a power level-y way. Spider-Man is Marvel's biggest hero and you don't just... kill him off.
It's only fair since there's a Black person here who's treating spidey sense like it's ultra instinct.
How about Firelord level Spider-Man?
No?
Why not Hulk level Spider-Man?
Spider-wank is bullshit and I refuse to respect it or others who do, he is small town tier and only when he stops being friendly, otherwise he's just neighborhood tier.
Spider-Man isn't stronger than the damned MOAB
Spider-Man is as strong as the writer wants to make him.
If you don't have a response then don't reply.
damn, cape really is the smashbros of verses. everyone just crossovers in a special issue no no matter if it's outerversal and wall-level and they all scale to everyone even batman.
Alucard had over 3 million souls in him before he absorbed Schrodinger. If we say that Alucard can instantly regenerate and Peter can kill him once every second, it would take Peter around six weeks of non-stop killing to finally kill Alucard. Peter does not have that much stamina.
Is HxH actually the weakest Shonen?
>Gon gets his ass wiped by KO, Yusuke, Deku, or Kid Goku
>Killua gets stomped by Misaka and it’s the only MU he has a chance at winning, (besides maybe Yuma, but World Trigger is a bigger “who” series than even Toaru)
>Kurapika literally fricking dies if he uses his abilities on a non Phantom Troupe member, so he loses automatically, (and Scar, Scorpion or Lie Rin have a free W they can take to the bank)
>Leorio… doesn’t do half bad actually. He beats Sokka and probably Reigen, but loses to Ochako and gets folded by Speedwagon
>Hisoka is funny. He folds Gambit, him vs Buggy is actually quite debatable, and gets folded by Fire Force Joker
>Chrollo gets folded, either by Cinder Fall, Diavolo, Pucci, AFO, or Muzan
>Netero dies to Bang before I can finish this sentence, (oh, and he dies to Hiruzen too I guess)
>Pitou beats Catra but loses to Ms Fortune, Felicia, and Sasori
>Meruem is fighting Kars. He going to lose… badly
No. That’d go to Demon Slayer
Fma or Demon slayer
As far as I’m aware the Kuroko no Basket cast probably gets fricked up in any matches, but I, not sure on that one
Generation of Miracles vs Shohoku
Maybe?
Venom stomps both
Here's the track for Killua vs Misaka.
>2 minutes and 45 seconds
Why are the fights so short now? Three minutes should be the minimum, not the standard. We're never getting another Snake vs Sam, are we?
>Why are the fights so short now?
They usually extend the songs during the fights anyways. I wouldn't use the track length as a way to determine how long the actual animation will be.
Would Alucard and Spidey get along? A scenario like S.H.I.E.L.D sends in Spidey to assist the hellsing org as Fury's favor to Integra like have him join them hunt vampires and shit
No, Alucard is content being a monster, he's sadistic to a fault and doesn't seem to care about collateral damage or killing innocent people. I don't think Alucard would have a problem with Peter
I kinda wanna see the two of them do something the same as pic rel Alucard handing Peter Jackal while he holds on to Casull before finishing off Deacon Frost or something (Inb4 Blade) Blade is on Vacation in Cancun
Spidey would try to quip at him, Alucard would say something really unpleasant while doing a le edgy anime man smile, and Peter would spend the rest of the day feeling nervous and uncomfortable.
Would it REALLY be any different from Peter working with Wade? It'd be the same, minus the awkward homolust.
AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE
late
Decrypt if for me
Killuabros I am ready
Misakagay here, I'm been consuming gallons of copium for awhile now. I feel and know that Misaka should win but some part of me feels like Killua is gonna literally steal her heart tomorrow.
>Killua steals Misaka's heart metaphorically
Tbh, kinda want to see that as the ending
>5 fingers= Jojo part 5 and persona 5
>You can't see me = you'll never see me coming
Gioker and no one will be happy in this threads if Joker wins its Personawank if its Giorno wins its Swank and a lone Giornogay will probably pull a Halgay and start harassing persona threads
Is it to late too accept Lucina vs Grovyle?
Lucina vs Grovyle is the best outcome since it's a straight forward stomp match with a new series and Listtroon would be the one most effected by the loss
The bigger seethe would be Lucina vs Bart Allen
Would it really? I think most people know that Bart wipes the floor with Lucina, there's a reason why he was originally going to be Archie Sonic's opponent.
Is it coming tomorrow?
Yes. 1PM EST
>Have to stay up late just to see my favorite HxH character die in a horrific way
Hang on, by tomorrow do you mean the 19th? Because it comes out today (on the 18th) at 1PM EST If you're willing to shell out six bucks for a DB YT membership or wait 20-30 minutes for streamable anon to post
Yep it's going come out at 1pm in my country I'll just have to wait for stream anon I guess
Someone posted the mega link, maybe it'll be there.
Left 4 dead vs Highschool of the dead when?
I still haven't finished Highschool of the Dead, but considering the vast majority of shit that L4D characters can take survive (acid, being ragdolled, tongue rape, slices and dices, etc), I don't think any HSD character can handle them.
Not even the bullet timing titty feat?
I mean if they do it enough times it SHOULD kill whoever they're fighting, but that's assuming the L4D character doesn't decide to shoot back, or more than once.
The left 4 dead characters can also push back a massive horde of zombies with a shove have better weaponry oh they also can survive being set on fire and explosions for some reason
>for some reason
The reason is you don't need to be as realistic when doing a zombie GAME. There's a reason why pretty much all zombie vidya characters stomp the ever loving frick out of zombie anime/book/TV characters, it's cause for the games you can't just have your MC job to a single bite or random strike. Therefore, until your healthbar reaches zero you can survive the following:
>Acid
>Bombs
>Gunfire
>Being used as a zombie punching bag
>Infection
>Necrosis
>Zombie dogs
But if you're an anime, TV or book zombie MC, you get bitten or hit too hard and it's curtains due them having to abide by some level of realism.
What about Telltale's The Walking Dead?
Li gets bitten and that's it for him, all he can do is help others survive in the time he has left, whether or not Clementine shot him doesn't change the fact that his fate was sealed by 1 bite.
>Li
I need to sleep, his name is Lee.
It's been a minute since I thought about him.
VN's/choose your own adventures aren't video games, they're glorified books and movies you can interact with yeah I said it, come at me Fatetards. so I didn't count those. But even so, Clem got bitten and managed to survive easily via amputation.
I'll ignore the first part
>survive easily
>via amputation
What's barely surviving?
>Easily surviving
Living without much of any trouble.
>Barely surviving
Almost dying or just outright nearly succumbing.Clem falls into the former description, since she's still alive even during the endgame and (I think) future titles.
If your own arm or even hand is amputated, you are going to die without further, immediate and extensive medical assistance.
>I still haven't finished Highschool of the Dead
and you can't because it never was finished LOL
Just like left 4 dead 3
>I'll handle Red, you handle blue, Luigi
Okie Dokie
If Killua wins I will eat a bar of soap
I'll hold you to it. You better deliver
Good morning gentlemen.
Time to die, Jiren.
>b-but jiren
LIGHT
>J-JIREN!
LIGHT
>J-J-JI....
LIGHT
Frieza probably won't be used in a Death Battle until more of his Black form is shown.
He can say the n word and kill superman with ease
Listtroon, get help. I did not even mention Superman in my post.
I say Black person every day and I'm not even black
Why would he be racist against himself?
Ayo cuz I hear you've been talking about alucard vs spooderman, but you're forgetting about ME no cap fr fr.
God, I hate Judaism.
Fodder to Beyonder Spider-Man
Day of the rope is near Doomgays.
If Emprah had Doom's cunning and intellect he would've won
Leave doom to me
No, to me.
Foolishness.
I'll handle him.
What the frick Kyubi Vader?!
Dark Dimension Vader
dunno what exactly happens, but some say he is like outerversal or something
That is if you survive that long.
Somehow Palpatine returned Xenahort to ashes.
I plan for every eventuality.
People say Peter Parker would beat Denji, but could he beat Pochita/Darkness/Falling Devil/Makima?
Take his moralhomosexualry into account too.
In 5 hours Killua will be buck broken by CHADsaka.
It's incredible how Araki managed to outdo every other villain stand with the simple gimmick of 'you can't touch me'
In theory it's easy to do so with such a plain absolute rule without loopholes, but what really elevated it was how merely the will to oppose it caused disasters. If WoU just vaporized people who touch his skin it'd be pretty uninteresting. Instead it's this ever-present ominous force that menaces the cast with its mere existence. Against other stand users, opposing them puts you in danger of their abilities. Against WoU, opposing him is the danger. I've warmed up to the arc a lot over time.
Jojo has a lot of "absolute defense" style abilities where Stand power doesn't scale as hard into attacks no matter how hard SOME PEOPLE try to wank them but it's always interesting to see some new variation on "you aren't allowed to physically harm me" bullshit that the main villains get
it turned me off very quickly how gay and stupid stands became
That Cinemaphile thread that Jiren blew up gave us this
>I realize that the "vs battle / death battle" community is fundamentally autistic, but discussion around "limits" and the overuse of the term "no limits fallacy" takes the cake for me.
>This character literally turns back causality automatically, and can do it even while time itself has been destroyed and no longer exists
>Erm but how fast was the other guy running? Oh he was just walking? Then how do you know a fast guy can't just run faster and hit him before he goes back?
Do you hear yourself?
>This guy's explicit power is you can never reach him without something in the world crashing into you to prevent you. It will be imbued with enough force to harm and stop you.
>Uhh what was the maximum durability of somebody killed? A guy made out of wire? Well then a guy made of diamond could just tank, don't commit a no limits fallacy!
>It would make sense to say someone is committing this fallacy if say, they showed a page of Kingpin totally unaffected by a punch as proof he is impervious to any punch. That is incomplete proof when the nature of Kingpin's body has not been explicitly stated.
>It doesn't make sense to claim this fallacy when talking about rule-based powers. In this case, the nature of the power is understood. If that ruleset does not indicate there is an arbitrary upper bound of PSI, km/s, or etc, where the ruleset stops working, then dismissing the power as capped at the top force it was depicted working against is itself a fallacy.
I'm not gonna assume Norrin Radd couldn't walk up to the man and kill him and instead a raindrop would pierce his skull and inexplicably kill him for good. That's just not happening
It’s the manipulation of causality.
No. It's manipulating the "logic" of the world
I mean, it can turn raindrops into fricking bullets sooo
So what?
No, it's not "power scaled", you blithering idiot. That's like saying stars are "power scaled" by astronomers or that inflation is "power scaled" by economists. You have a child's understanding of Hinduism and religion at large
>no argument
>no argument
>ESL moron
Holy shit get off the internet, kid
Go outside and quit using them trendy words brah
The problem there being, rules are limited by their respective governing bodies
When does the fight drop?
About an hour.
1 more hour.
Two more weeks
And an hour.
Before Killsaka comes out, here’s the advantages for both sides so you want to make any last minute predictions
Killua
>Possibly comparable in strength
>More experienced
>More skilled in hand to hand combat
>Better durability physically (tho Misaka could make up for this with Rampage Dress)
>Far greater pain tolerance & endurance
>Can potentially charge up Godspeed with Misaka’s electricity
>Could utilize his Ren’s fear manipulation to stun Misaka, (she has no resistance to this)
>Resists electricity
>Hella Drip
>Somehow still his closest matchup
Misaka
>Way faster
>Likely comparable in strength, if not stronger
>Is way more versatile with her abilities
>Has greater ranged options
>Has superior battlefield control & mobility
>Can just divert Killua’s lightning from afar
>EM sense counters Rhythm Echo
>Far greater lifting strength w/ magnetism
>Has many more defensive options w/ magnetism
>Way smarter
>Has greater stamina
>Also resists electricity
Akame would have been a closer matchup
>Hits him once and Killua dies.
>Even faster than Misaka.
Truly.
Nen could feasibly prevent getting cut and Killua is faster
It would have been a more boring fight to watch though.
I just watched a video of a recreation of a knight vs samurai.
Surprisingly the samurai does really well, owing to more flexible armor
Surprising.
Literally why. I don't even know which of the wheel images this one's supposed to be unless the beach waves were actually for this "summer themed" reveal
It's the beaker.
Then is Killua vs Misaka actually the pentagram?
I guess it was.
>premiering right before 4th of July
I better see some bomb ass firepower on display
Wow, they really killed the LGBT kid during pride month.
?
Fifteen years later I can still hear her saying Judgement tbh no.
I swear her VA kills it everytime it's the main reason Kuroko is my Waifu in Index
They should have fricking done the fight in the OP
Happy Father's Day, Cinemaphile