Death Battle

Next fight is Rocket Racoon (Marvel) vs Stitch (Disney) on July 3rd. Sources to be used:
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/06/suggested-media-rocket-racoon.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/06/suggested-media-stitch.html
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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frieza vs Satan. Thoughts?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think of anyone in Dragon Ball, Satan probably is a more fitting opponent for Hit in general. But really, you can't pass up Satan vs Adam from RoR.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    all iz dog

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Um, am I missing something? Isn’t Rocket street-level, while Stitch is a mountain-buster or some shit? This feels like Spongebob vs Superfriends Aquaman all over again, except now they’re unaware that it’s a joke stomp, and there is no joke. Also:
    >we lost Rocket vs Sly Cooper for this
    >we lost Stitch vs Mewtwo for this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They might composite Rocket's arsenal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it your thing to suggest infinitely worse matchups

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please do not shitpost with my buffer fox wife.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Um, am I missing something? Isn’t Rocket street-level, while Stitch is a mountain-buster or some shit?
      Power does not matter it's themes when will you learn

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Themes should be relegated to DBX. There’s no point having an actual analysis to the fight when the winner is that fricking obvious to predict.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know you're seen as a contrarian, buy I agree. Obsession with thematics is getting in the way of actual close and interesting matchups. The series these characters are famous for aren't saddled with limitations like making sure opponents have the same motif or color scheme.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we lost Rocket vs Sly Cooper for this
      Please don't throw my favorite video game series to the slaughter.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They might composite Rocket's arsenal

      No offense to rocket. But Stitch is gonna plaster him.
      Jumba: "He is bulletproof. Fireproof. And can think faster than a supercomputer! He can see in the dark and move objects three thousand times his own size! His only instinct? To destroy everything he touches!"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does Rocket really don't have anything in his arsenal that will save his ass? Given he's a capeshit character in a space setting I will be surprised if he never had in his hands a Thorkiller9000

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget he literally brushed off getting blown up in a volcano and smashed through a space ship window. Stitch could sneeze and do more damage than anything Rocket has to offer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rocket vs Sly
      What?
      >Mewtwo vs Stitch
      WHAT? What is even theme here?
      Rocket should’ve fought Falco Lombardy and Stitch should’ve stayed in the wings.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but Mewtwo VS Stitch theme I assume would be them being powerful experiments. Rocket VS Sly I guess is "talking raccoons"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      No offense to rocket. But Stitch is gonna plaster him.
      Jumba: "He is bulletproof. Fireproof. And can think faster than a supercomputer! He can see in the dark and move objects three thousand times his own size! His only instinct? To destroy everything he touches!"

      I think most of Jumba's stated feats for stitch's character and are just him boasting about how awesome of a mad scientist he is.
      I'm pretty sure they're going to find something in Rocket's kit that can output blunt-force trauma comparable to "hit by a full-speed Semi truck" to use against Stitch.
      Regardless how many durability feats he's shown, Stitch was knocked unconscious by being hit by a semi in the first movie. Not even hit head-on, he got rolled under the tires. I'm assuming there's got to be SOMETHING in Rocket's kit that can compare to a semi-truck.
      And if stitch can think faster than a supercomputer, how is his reaction time so shit so often? He stared at said oncoming truck and didn't react or move and couldn't calculate that something of that mass hitting him would actually hurt him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Well actually, if you ignore Stitches other feats and focus entirely on him getting hit by a truck that one time, then Rocket can win!
        Is this the level of cope we're at? Just mind wiping ourselves so we can only think about a singular bad showcasing for a character?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not saying that those feats don't matter.
          I'm saying it's death battle and they need to wank any weakness they can to make it seem like Rocket stands any kind of chance.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anime stitch tanked a galaxy destroying bomb as well as a black hole. The tv show also throws in some goofy shit for him like breaking the laws of physics, moving fte, etc

        Rocket is absolutely fricked outside of moron scaling him to Thor or some shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is that was the first movie. In Stitch 2 it's revealed that Stitch isn't finished, the raid meant he hadn't been fully charged. And the other two movies and the animated series happen after that, where he takes a lot bigger beatings and walks them off. And it's kind of downplaying even being hit by the semis, since there were 3 of them, all fully loaded that ran over him after he just got out of the smoldering wreck of his ship crash. Rocket would have been dead on the first truck, if he even survived the crash.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rocket's arsenal is impressive: he's got guns that challenge cosmic-tier buttholes. And Stitch's durability isn't actually that impressive. He got knocked out by being hit by a semi-truck, well within Rocket's standard loadout much less his specialty weapons. Stitch also has issues like a weakness to sonic attacks which Rocket could easily exploit. The biggest problem is Stich's speed and strength: if he closes to Rocket it's over, full stop. But Rocket has a chance if he can disable from range before that happens.

      I expect the match will come down to speed feats. I don't know enough about Stitch to really say much here: I'm pretty sure the weapons he dodges/catches in the movie are plasma, not lasers, so I don't think he gets FTL reflexes. But apparently there's a lot of spinoff content (including an anime, oh god) so this could very well change. If Stitch can dodge FTL then Rocket really doesn't have a wincon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He got knocked out by being hit by a semi-truck
        >His first movie

        Kinda like limiting Rocket to his first run.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do idiots keep putting up Mewtwo against opponents that don't have proper mindfrick defenses?
      Shadow was a shitshow for this exact reason

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT VERSES DOES HE SOLO?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >single-planetary
      Doesn’t even make the top 100 of DB matches

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      all culinary manga for sure. also hell's kitchen, master chef and kitchen nightmares

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He ain't beatin' Toriko

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          who's the strongest toriko character he can defeat?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He loses to Alton Brown

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    from the recent podcast episode
    >God Spawn and King in Black/God of Light Venom are put at multiversal
    >God of Light Venom is made many times multiversal
    >Swan despite being the one debating for him doesn't like what they're doing with Venom
    >no Beyonders scaling used
    >debate technically ends in a draw but Venom wins
    >they still prefer Ghost Rider vs Spawn

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>they still prefer Ghost Rider vs Spawn
      YESSSSSSSS COME ON

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait are you podcast anon why did you do this one live?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no I'm a different guy, podcast anon is the one that makes the more detailed summaries

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Swan despite being the one debating for him doesn’t like what they’re doing with Venom
      >Swank not liking characters getting wanked to multiversal
      Who is this guy, and what did they do with the real Swank?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        from the recent podcast episode
        >God Spawn and King in Black/God of Light Venom are put at multiversal
        >God of Light Venom is made many times multiversal
        >Swan despite being the one debating for him doesn't like what they're doing with Venom
        >no Beyonders scaling used
        >debate technically ends in a draw but Venom wins
        >they still prefer Ghost Rider vs Spawn

        holy crap swan not being a homosexual wanker for once?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It clearly just means Swan doesn't like Venom.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Multiversal Venom
      How come he gets the cool stuff while Peter gets stuck in his shitty comics

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because Cates was a fricker stuck in the 90s and wanted Venom to do cool edgy shit to the extreme and Ewing is a lore obsessed frick so kept Eddie's status in the end to do some cosmology shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spawn powerlevels make no fricking sense anyways. Characters constantly switch between street level to mountain level. Most fights are over in one shot. You can't tell when the big threat is supposed to actually be planet level or if it's supposed to be hyperbole. It's hard to tell if Spawn is even the one toying with God and Satan because Man of Miracle is standing next to him acting like he's just taking Al's orders. It's hard to even tell if these feats are even multiversal anyways because God and Satan don't even seem concerned with escaping the little realm that was created for them to fight in, they are literally too busy fighting each other endlessly to care and they eventually do escape.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We see how God and Satan fight and to be honest I was unimpressed they fight like Mortal Kombat characters. You get one statement that if you sit on God's throne you can snuff out potential universes before their time but doesn't it mean they don't exist yet? Because the narration seemed to be implying Mammon was bottlenecking possibilities instead of blowing up universes by the thousands. So WTF is all this supposed to mean? Because God and Satan don't fight by destroying gorillions of universes around them

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's weird because even as their fighting and it's trying to convey that's its so dangerous that they need to be kept in their own universe so they don't frick anything important up, you're mostly getting hyperbolic statements...
          At this point in the story shouldn't the illustrations be going all out? It's not like drawings planets blowing up is much more difficult than drawing a continent sized explosion or whatever.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i guess because they were gonna fight forever they would've eventually destroyed the entire observable universe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >two back baby boys
        >"they're an insult to the human race"
        um, isn't that kinda racist?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leave the DC dials to me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Three belts Roman vs Superboy prime with the Anti Monitor armor

      Alright guys who takes the W?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        roman with contract off

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How busted is the blue dog?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This actually already happened before, during the times of Disney Infinity.

    Without water in the middle, Stitch wins.

    Rocket has bigger guns, but Stitch is still indestructible.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NLF is still used as an excuse by people who hate hax

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. So. Much. This, sister. If my hax was only ever used on street tier fodder it obviously works on guys who can destroy universes and have resisted the same type of hax. Because it works in absolutes in my paper mache verse.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and have resisted the same type of hax
        Here's the key there. If those hax could be resisted they had limits.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Slay, queen. It's not a feat for how good the universals are put together. It's an anti feat for the hax!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let's see, has the Flash resisted fate and luck itself bending over backwards to kill him?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Knowing comics? Probably at some point

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Flash comics do have lots of stupid shit like that

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You mean like the time Wally kept getting dragged into and merging with the Speedforce post "death", only for Barry to say 'No.' and pull him out? Or the time Barry was being absorbed into the Negative Speedforce, only for Wally to go 'No.' and drag him out? Or the time Wally had to fight against the gooey, dark embodiment of his greatest fears that was swallowing his kids and the entirety of the Dark Multiverse, only for him to go 'No.' and purge it by himself?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not really any of those things.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Sneedforce being the physical embodiment of kinetic energy and Barry yanking Wally out of it and back into reality puts them in the same ballpark of "resisting fate and luck".

                Or that time your dad beat up Arnold in the eighties right? Post scans kid

                This is the dumbest thing to try and call BS on, but alright.
                >Barry saves Wally
                https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/DC-Universe-Rebirth/Full?id=55977#54
                After "dying", Wally is trapped in the Speedforce, and is on the verge of being merged with it forever. Barry prevents this by pulling him out of it. He does this again later on to other Flash members who were trapped there.
                >Wally saves Barry
                https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/The-Flash-Rebirth/Issue-4?id=40973#20
                Technically Barry was already about to save himself and Max (who was already getting raped by the NSF)
                >Wally purges his Dark World and purifies the Dark Multiverse (at least temporarily)
                https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Flash-Forward/Issue-5?id=166231#14

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                As expected you were exaggerating

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which part is exaggerated?
                >Wally kept getting dragged into and merging with the Speedforce post "death", only for Barry to say 'No.' and pull him out?
                Are you saying Barry didn't prevent Wally's merging with the SF by pulling him out of it? What part's being exaggerated here exactly. Before this, Wally was popping in and out of reality while desperately trying to find someone who'd remember and save him.
                >Or the time Barry was being absorbed into the Negative Speedforce, only for Wally to go 'No.' and drag him out?
                This one I made a mistake on. Barry was already a foot outside of the NSF, Wally just helped him out a tad. Max, however, was about to receive the same fate as Quick, which Barry prevented by...pulling him out of the NSF.
                >Or the time Wally had to fight against the gooey, dark embodiment of his greatest fears that was swallowing his kids and the entirety of the Dark Multiverse, only for him to go 'No.' and purge it by himself?
                That's exactly what Wally's Dark World was, the embodiment of his greatest fears. It was corrupting and swallowing up the entire Dark Multiverse, and Wally saved it by cleansing his world, temporarily though. He later fully destroyed it by sitting on the Mobius Chair.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Barry REMEMBERED Wally and that was that. Wally just showed up and... that's about it. He overcame the darkness with hope, which you'd need to be uneducated on how DC works if you think that's indicative of muh multiversal fate defying powers

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually, you know what. You're right, I misinterpreted that and that's my mistake.
                Here's a better example, where Barry actually pulls Max and Quick out of the Speedforce.
                >if you think that's indicative of muh multiversal fate defying powers
                Why're you glossing over the part where his Dark World was still corrupting the entire rest of the Dark Multiverse? The same Dark World that he himself purged on his own.
                >But he used hope
                ...and? You're not disagreeing with me here, nor are you even really refuting anything I showed, you're just saying what I said but painting it in a sarcastic way.
                The entire point I was making was "Flashes can handle conceptual shit".

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                See, if you're all about that speedfoce, isn't this elementary to you?
                >Why're you glossing over the part where his Dark World was still corrupting the entire rest of the Dark Multiverse?
                I didn't think it was important, since I don't know what it has to do with destiny as some sort of fabric or immaterial phenomenon. Am I missing something here?
                >...and?
                I'm not saying he just "had hope", because hope is the antithesis to all things unholy in DC, it's part of how the whole setting operates and ostensibly why Superman is as powerful as he is. Of course he could purge the darkness using the literal power of hope channeled through that staff and separate from his power set and of course the fastest man alive could do it all at once, it's why he was needed. Flash CAN handle some conceptual mumbo jumbo, no doubt about that. I just don't think these are great examples to showcase it.
                People also like to bring up the black Flash but he was outrunning it even without a connection to the speedforce just by doing parkour around an airport. It's not the same thing as some universal force of death, you know what I mean?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                From the way I was looking at it, Wally was practically too far gone for simple remembrance to bring him back. His physical form was cracking like glass, he was being split apart into the past and future versions of himself, he was basically 5 feet and 11 inches deep in the Speedforce grave at that point, guy was just literally out of time.
                Barry had to reestablish a proper lightning rod connection and literally yank Wally out of it to prevent him from being gone completely. Of course, saying all of that is a lot more tiresome than just going "yeah Barry remembered Wally".
                >power of hope channeled through that staff
                The staff, at best, was just a conduit for Wally to shoot his own hope at. It was basically just a placebo to make him stop moping about "murdering" literal who heroes. Though you're right, I did use some crappier concept examples, but that's just cause I'm shit tired and only had enough brain power to remember the surface level Flash conceptual stuff.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, you can rationalize it as you see fit and it's your right but at the end of the day all Barry did was remember Wally which was enough to validate his existence. I don't get the feeling that some conscious anti-destiny superhax was going on.
                >The staff, at best, was just a conduit for Wally to shoot his own hope at.
                Oh come on... i mean a gun is just a conduit for me to shoot lead!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Momentum and luck are not the same.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Bro does your character even resist attacks from [concept BS]
                >"Yeah."
                >NOOOOO THAT DOESN'T COUNT IT'S NOT [my cherrypicked concept BS]
                I treat all conceptual crap the same way. If Barry can resist getting conceptually doggied by the NSF, the Regular SF, and Death, he can take some fate and luck shenanigans being thrown at him.
                >B-b-b-but it's not the same because-
                Because you said so? Yeah, that's not how it works. Blow me, gigatard.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're really this dense.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure radiation would kill your Mary sue character.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mary Sue
                What

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or that time your dad beat up Arnold in the eighties right? Post scans kid

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              he doesn't need to, just phase your molecules during the attack, go back or forward in time with the timestream and kill the guy before or after the fight
              GGs ez

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Counts as pursuit. Merely thinking about it triggers it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >WOU
                Jogays have really gotten too big for their britches. I cannot WAIT for Kira vs Adachi or Joker vs Giorno. It'll be magical seeing them get knocked down a peg or ten.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wonder of U is a really dangerous ability

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah well so is talking

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Would it be Ben 10 tier?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those have no correlation on WoU, who scales above both.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Merely vibrating nerfs it
                GG no reeeeeee

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Vibrates
                >Somehow dies

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >somehow
                Sounds like 'nlf' and no argument to me, gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      True. hispanics just can't accept the truth that Voldemort one shots Goku and Superman with Abra Cadabra.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he can't. Shit was shown to have limits

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >limits
          Wrong. Death curse gg.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Harry survived it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Specific counterspell empowered by Harry's mom sacrificing herself. TARDku and homosexualman have no counter.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was shown in a few duels you can dodge spells...I think...

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad would effortlessly beat up your dad. My dad scales to Chuck Norris.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dad owns Microsoft and Sony and is a retired Navy SEAL.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So below the Chuck? Your dad is fodder.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dadforce dads are all multiversal

  11. 11 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    What's good, anons

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Part 4 Josuke vs Spider-Man 2099 (also put dead Ai Hoshino in the background)

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        like, behind Spiderman?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like, one giant dead Ai behind both of them.

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Like, one giant dead Ai behind both of them.

        ?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kino, thanks dude

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Josuke vs Miles is more thematic

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            but what does the dead chick have to do with it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Idk actually.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get it, Josuke wants to save her but Miguel says "It's a canon event bro" and tries to stop him.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based Miguel.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              first we get mexican namor vs wakanda and now miguel vs miles. whats with this hispanic vs Black baboon trend?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Liberals never recovered from george zimmerman

                Anyone else think this is gonna be the hand-drawn episode of the season?

                Probably. Stitch would look ugly in 3D

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've animated with a 3D Stitch model he usually looks fine in 3d but I'm sure Rooster teeth will frick it up

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                first we get mexican namor vs wakanda and now miguel vs miles. whats with this hispanic vs Black baboon trend?

                Does this mean the whole girlboss trend is them idolizing Brenda Ann Spencer?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >both these frickers lost to DCAU frickers

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Pit the Spider-Man who doesn't even have a Spider-Sense, nor any actual Spider powers against the Batman with better tech and a far stronger body than the OG Bats
                >Unsurprisingly, the Batman wins
                They should've waited in order to do Insomniac Peter vs Batman Beyond. Also, Miles should've gone up against Wallace.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Insomniac Peter is for Arkham Batman

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is literally just 2099 vs Beyond but in reverse. Arkham Bruce is somehow WEAKER than his normal comic counterpart, he has to rely on gadgets and tricks to harm bigger baddies like Titan Joker, Bane, and Croc.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't even think time travel was a thing in the movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yo. Robocop vs Adam Smasher please

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        You know I gotta admit, this one's kinda growing on me. Sure Adam vs Frank Horrigan would be bloody brutal fun, but the ultimate cyborg criminal vs ultimate cyborg police officer is also very good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stitch vs Rocket Racoon, please

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        I'll revisit this one, anon. I'm getting stumped on how I actually want it to look

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Requesting Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights vs Edmond Dantès from The Count of Monte Cristo, thanks in advance.

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        These ones? Or different versions (I was seeing different stuff)?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks good, thanks anon. You got one with them as illustrations?

          • 11 months ago
            Thumbnail Anon

            How's this

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's excellent. thanks, anon.

              • 11 months ago
                Thumbnail Anon

                np, anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spiderman vs alucard (Hellsing)

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Major thanks haha.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blue Beetle (Jaime Reyes) vs Megaman Starforce

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anthony and Ian vs Panty and Stocking (Smosh vs Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        >Smosh
        Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They’re reuniting

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon and the Honey boo boo vid still made me laugh despite being a 2012 vid

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blue Beetle vs Tech Jacket

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big Boss vs Aokiji

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Live action Buggy vs Joaquin's Joker

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Buggy's got a weird focus on him that's making him hard to actually compose with

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kalibak vs Blastaar

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        How's this

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Quite nice. Thank you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thane vs Orion

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imu vs The Core

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        I'm assuming you mean these two? (not Darcy specifically, she's just part of the Core)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good to have you back, Thumbnailanon! Would love to see Razputin Aquato from Psychonauts vs Ness from Earthbound!

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Ness is a little stylized so just @ me if you'd rather him look more normal

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah man, the stylized art works great, makes him more visually compatible with Raz! Good work as always!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we lost Rocket vs Sly Cooper for this
      Please don't throw my favorite video game series to the slaughter.

      What about The Cooper Gang vs Team Chaotix?

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How's Robots vs Monsters coming along?

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Hey anon, I'm sorry about the wait. I had gotten sidetracked

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No problem, looks good.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >clash of the titans kraken
          Massive props

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Travis Touchdown vs Bro Strider

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks thumbnail anon this is Travis' most equal death battle match

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Travis' most equal death battle match
            How so?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro scales to jack noir before he gets becquerel powers and because of Travis' feats in each game he washes scott

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Bro scales to jack noir before he gets becquerel powers
                I haven't read Homestuck, how powerful is that supposed to be?
                >Travis' feats in each game he washes scott
                A real shame.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nta but I think pre bec Jack was Moon/Planet level excluding Red Miles. I assume they are restricting it to just Bro and not Dirk Strider in general because Ultimate Dirk is broken

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro Strider first casually cuts a meteor in half and later fights jack noir with the ring the ring makes him planetary or moon level and at least ftl

                Nta but I think pre bec Jack was Moon/Planet level excluding Red Miles. I assume they are restricting it to just Bro and not Dirk Strider in general because Ultimate Dirk is broken

                Correct using dirk would be extremely one sided death gloves and death balls included

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Bro scales to
                thats how i know your from reddit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You daft moron that's just general powerscaling terms

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stinkmeaner in Tom's body vs Mr Hyde

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mishima family from Tekken vs Hanma family from Baki

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Do I have to include Lars and Lee

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe a 4vs4 of Jinpachi, Heihachi, Kazuya, and Lars vs Yuuichirou, Yujiro, Baki, and Jack, thanks

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Maybe a 4vs4 of Jinpachi, Heihachi, Kazuya, and Lars vs Yuuichirou, Yujiro, Baki, and Jack, thanks

        That's what I was thinking

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          goddamn those hands baki

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice, thanks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jay Garrick vs Jim Hammond

      • 11 months ago
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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Predator vs Frank Horrigan

      • 11 months ago
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        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice, dude. thank you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pyro (TF2) vs Dingodile

      • 11 months ago
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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wulfrik the Wanderer (Warhammer Fantasy) vs The Scotsman (Samurai Jack)

      • 11 months ago
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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm going to hell for this
      The Titanic vs Tidal Wave (transformers)

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Use the bootleg transformer toy for the Titanic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rulk vs RF
      and a meme version for Loebforce Rulk (holy crapping crap panel) vs RF (smug frame)

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Which RF, anon? And which panels are you talking about

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eobard Thwane since it was the version used in DB (and thats where the smug frame came from)
          The panel where Red Hulk says "Holy crapping crap" just look it up you'll find it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Red Hulk vs Reverse Flash?

      • 11 months ago
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        • 11 months ago
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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blue Beetle (Movie) vs Kamen Rider Gatack

      • 11 months ago
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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spectre vs Living Tribunal

      • 11 months ago
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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genos vs Geno

      • 11 months ago
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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aang vs Keyleth

      • 11 months ago
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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fleece Johnson vs Stinkmeaner in Tom's body

      • 11 months ago
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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-Gwen vs Poison

      • 11 months ago
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  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nasuverse
    >Shinza Bansho
    >07th Expansion
    >Kamen Rider Evolto
    All inferior Chuuni's feed to Terumi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only arcsys character they'll use will be bridget for troon pandering

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bridget’s only popular MU is Astolfo, and they can’t do that because the primary connection of it is heckin’ transphobic. Which is sad, cuz I’d kill to see Boomstick lusting over femboys while Wiz silently cringes at him

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bridget suffers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It still feels like Strive's route with Bridget was an intentional joke. I mean a fricking fed pushes him to be a gay in it and the alphabet people just eat it up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My question is can we stop it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like he was in the Marvel universe he would be their equivalent to the Idea Of Evil in berserk. Albeit instead of humanity's collective unconsciousness, it would be humanity's inherent potential for evil.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we lost Starkiller vs Spike Spiegel for this
    >we lost Groot vs Chewbacca for this
    >we lost Drax vs John Cena for this
    >we lost Stitch vs Pikachu for this
    >we lost Mulan vs Lucina for this
    >we lost Buzz Lightyear vs Chip Hazard for this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what you're saying is, we should thank Ben for saving us from such shitty MU's?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of those are dogshit matches and now I want to personally shake Ben's hand and thank him for saving us from such dreck.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My brother, those are all awful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we lost a bunch of shitty to downright absolute stomp mismatches for this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Buzz Lightyear vs Chip Hazard
      Holy fricking kino

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WoU still died didn't he?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you even know how? It was by using an attack that didn't exist

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah to something even more BS than itself. Like no joke I think that fricking bubble Gappy fired might be more bullshit than the Monado, Lucky 7, the X-Blade, or the Infinity Gauntlet.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed.
          How the frick do you defend against something that doesn't exist?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death's abstract existence has no actual scale to it, for all we know he could just be some cracked up wolf who just really hates puss

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he's absolutely Death or some supernatural force. Guy walked through the Wishing Star barrier and summoned what appeared to be actual hellfire

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >walks through magic thingy despite having unspecified proporties
          >its hellfire because....it just is???? okay???
          Building level jobber at best

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >series centered around featuring literal fairy tale characters
            >hmm this is not the real death just a demon cuz uh...it isn't??ok?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              For fricks sake he literally behaves like Uncle Death in that one tale

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Uncle Death

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this would make five disney vs disney episodes on this show, right?
    >beast vs goliath
    >vader vs doom
    >yoda vs (king) mickey
    >boba vs predator
    >stitch vs rocket

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vader vs Doom
      >boba vs predator
      Might as well count every marvel matchup.
      Also you forgot Bill vs Discord and Scrooge McDuck Vs Shovel knight

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ghidabs on deathwings charred corpse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's always a bigger dragon.

      Nicol Bolas Transmutes Ghidorah into actual gold.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good riddance

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can survive three lightning bolts at MOST
        >King Ghidorah has three heads
        >that shoot lightning bolts
        OH NO NO NO......

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Uses MTG stats to justify conclusion rather than lore
          Apart from the "fifteen squirrels beats Emrakul" problem, another issue with your logic is that Ghidorah actually has an official MTG appearance. And he's a 6/6.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Not even an actual unique UB card, just a reskin

          • 11 months ago
            DoctorGreen

            >>Uses MTG stats to justify conclusion RATHER THAN LORE
            I bet you also believe in Multiversal Kratos

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Either you accept stats as king then Bolas wins or you don't accept stats and bolas still wins because Ghidorah just got turned into gold.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >custom card

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you go by stats, Bolas wins as creature form is 7/7, and all his planeswalker forms have either destroy or exile as an easy thing. If you go by lore, it required a multiversal mind wipe to keep him locked up in the meditation realm. Either way, it doesn't look good for Ghidorah.

              • 11 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Using MTG stats is moronic. There's no way King Ghidorah is weaker than 7 eager cadets.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nicol is for Alduin

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rohan and it's not close, doesn't matter how multiversal you are when Rohan can literally rewrite your brain on the fly to be literally incapable of attacking or perceiving him

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or how he's so fast he still drew, inked, and published his manga all on time when time was accelerating so fast, ink from the pens dried out as soon as they hit the paper

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    http://thegamingnewsguy.blogspot.com/2016/04/death-analysis-tohru-adachi-vs.html?m=1&zx=fe736bd260bcdc57
    Here's the old prediction blog for adachi vs kira with swan if anyone wants to see it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      tldr now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mftl killer queen wins.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Genshin clip in Killua’s analysis
    Is it finally fricking happening?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I hope the Genshin character wins because one MK sucks and two I think it'd be funny to watch Genshin haters seethe.
      And I say this as someone who neither plays Genshin nor is a fan of it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can assure you that there're a lot more autistic Genshin fans than there are autistic Genshin haters. You'd be better off rooting for Raiden (MK) to kill their waifu.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have you seen the average Genshin fan? They're autistic by default.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        never gonna happen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >By the elder gods!
      Raiden should solo the entire genshine verse, but judging from misaka vs killua, we're gonna infinite level running and tripping on rocks genshin impact with vague hax immunity.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you trying to say that Raiden (Genshin) will win because Killua lost a fight he had no chance of winning? Very intriguing logic you're utilizing here anon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Killua got picked for someone's waifu as it was an easy w.
          So if they were to pick mk Raiden for that meme match up I would expect for him to get fed. He doesn't really have anything noteworthy besides amulet and lightening powers.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They had Shao at planet level because he brushed shoulders with the Elder Gods. If MKDen gets even 1/10th of that scaling he'd probably beat GenDen easily. You don't need to start fearing the waifugay boogeyman now just cause fujobait Killua got merked.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well nobody is asking for Raiden vs Raiden, and genshin impact does have some esoteric lore going on for it.

              Plus this is the better Raiden vs Raiden match anyways.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                lemme help you out there

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay yeah that's much better.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thumbnail anon does good work.

              • 11 months ago
                Thumbnail Anon

                Thanks, anon

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder anyone who thinks Wonder Woman beats Thor is dumb enough to think Donna Troy beats Beta Ray Bill

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the type of homie to go to feminist marches

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, Wonder Woman beat Thor
      And Donna Troy does beat betasimp Bill
      Cope? Seethe?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hxh sisters...
    >Killua lost to misaka
    >Mereum will lose to kars
    >Gon will lose to fodderku
    We will be the first franchise to go 0-3...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could at least have started with a fight that made sense on some level.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tbf, KillSaka has some connections, (this is from the DB wiki)

        >They’re both egotistical teenage anime heroes with electrokinetic abilities.
        >Both are considered child prodigies >Both have a friendly rivalry with the main protagonist (Gon Freecss and Kamijou Touma)
        >Both are known for being extremely protective of their sisters (Alluka Zoldyck and the Sisters).
        >Both are known for having high intellects with meticulous fighting styles,
        >Both of their signature weapons are mundane everyday objects that they augment with electricity (yo-yos and arcade coins).
        >And both their powers deriving from a special energy unique to their universes (Nen and AIM Diffusion Fields).

        (Also, let’s be honest. If Netero got onto the show, he’s fighting Bang)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          These weak as shit, to be honest. And this:
          >And both their powers deriving from a special energy unique to their universes (Nen and AIM Diffusion Fields).
          Applies to every single character that has a superpower. Misaka vs Killua sucked on every level.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Power Rangers did it first actually

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kars (forma de Novel) is for Xeno Cell

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Xeno Cell
        Normal Cell would neg diff novel Kars.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does he have resistance to KQ explosion hax?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Besides that it wouldn't work since its human level?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >human level instant matter erasure
              lol ok, it’s hax dude

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hax that has failed on normal humans.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                A human saved by a guy who moves 1500x FTL due to Jotaro scaling, far faster than anything Cell has reacted to

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dragonball characters have been FTL since Saiyan Saga. Stay in your lane, JoJoBlack person.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                1500X FTL, tho? Didn’t the power levels only increase by a few hundred times between the Saiyan and Cell sagas?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                2nd form Frieza had a power level of 1 million.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                2nd form Frieza had a power level of 1 million.

                Actually wait, nevermind. He has MiH Ultimate so he can just accelerate the rate of his explosion infinitely. Cell couldn’t react to that even if he had straight-up god ki

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moron thinks human level explosion will kill Cell
                Lmao. Cell speedblitzes and evaporates Kars.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >explosion
                It’s matter erasure stylized like an explosion. If it’s an actual explosion, where are the body parts after he explodes someone? Or hell, even the ashes? How did Josuke and Okuyasu not hear the loud as frick “explosion” when Shigechi blew up?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >matter erasure
                now you're just making shit up

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally provided proof of why it’s not an explosion

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro it makes them explode and he does it with a detonator

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't have the same effects as an explosion though. It leaves no trace of the victim, for one

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                because it turns THEM into the bomb

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly, yeah. There's a difference between an explosion and turning something into a bomb

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s symbolic. That’s like saying Baby Face’s power is raping people just because they get pregnant afterwards

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                in this case they literally explode. they become the bomb and the bomb is triggered by a detonator. nothing symbolic about it it's pretty cut n dry

                Honestly, yeah. There's a difference between an explosion and turning something into a bomb

                yeah it's more along the lines of transmutation by how it looks but i think with enough durability you could keep your molecules from being warped

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is there a character that's close to being as perfect as Cell? Let alone be him. And I'm not talking about Perfect Cell. I'm not talking about Super Perfect either. Hell, I'm not even talking about SSGSS Golden Cell. I’m also not talking about SSGSS Golden Cell who fused with 9001 SSGSS Golden Cell Jrs & obtained Beerus & Whis' DNA. I'm definitely NOT Talking about SSGSS Golden Cell who fused with 9001 SSGSS Golden Cell Jrs & obtained Beerus, Whis, Champa & Vados' DNA after absorbing enough Spiral Power & Getter Rays to use SSGSS Golden Tengen Toppa Getter Emperor. I'm talking about SSGSS Golden Cell who fused with an infinite number of SSGSS Golden Cell Jrs, wished himself immortal with the Super Dragon Balls & obtained all the GoDs, angels, Zeno, Madara Uchiha & Ultimate Kars' DNA to obtain Requiem versions of every Stand (including but not limited to Gold Experience Requiem, Made in Heaven Requiem, The World Over Heaven Requiem & D4C Requiem) after absorbing enough Spiral Power & Getter Rays to use SSGSS Golden Tengen Toppa Getter Emperor as he pilots Elder Demonbane with Cosmic Armor, Power Cosmic (all of it), and Omega effect, the Anti-Life Equation also flowing through his veins (because that's apparently how it works), his Taikyoku value being beyond infinity, while he does 101 Push-ups, 101 Sit-ups, 101 Squats, 11 km run per day as a park ranger for over 4 months inside the sun after ingesting Kryptonian DNA (to somehow obtain infinite power from a finite source) after consuming Popeye's Spinach while riding the writer's wiener to battle

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can regular Cell even really put him in danger? Novel Kars has an upgraded version of D4C.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not the Swan suicide episode

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          HE MUST CHOOSE.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      will lose to kars
      Not happening
      >>Gon will lose to fodderku
      Will be close but Gon could very well win

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any reason anyone would prefer Luffy vs Natsu over Luffy vs Naruto?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a weird group of zoomer idiots in the Death Battle fandom that's trying to convince people there was a rivalry between One Piece and Fairy Tail, which I can't really find any evidence of. It would be like saying there was a rivalry between Tim Duncan and Clint Capela. Different eras, different levels of production. It's baffling.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Planet size comparing

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Stitch doesn't win, its pandering.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else think this is gonna be the hand-drawn episode of the season?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't be surprised if it was, but at the same time I could see it being a 3D episode. Both Stitch and Rocket have easily accessible 3D models after all (KH and MVC3/Guardians game).

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins in a fight between Tiamat from Dungeons and Dragons and King Ghidorah from Godzilla?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of Godzilla, I don’t think Godzilla Zero is going to give him any new feats considering the recent information.
      Like holy shit that’s funny
      >Smallest incarnation yet apparently
      >More of a character drama
      Whoop dee fricking doo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        who knows, it could possible be another Singular Point situation where they make a dumb looking Godzilla a cosmic threat

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt it, this is apparently a solo thing set in the 40s

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        New powers sound like exactly the thing that would happen in a Reiwa era movie. But Toho doesn't leak and the director seems like a more "mainstream" fan not an auteur thank God. But at this point the core of the character's abilities are more or less codified except for small additions here and there but nothing major. Reality bending shit is just not *him* it just means someone is experimenting for no reason.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's set in the 40s.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder if the Monsterverse will reference it by mentioning Monarch being founded in 1947

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tiamat rapes

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we lost Rocket Raccoon vs Puss in Boots for this
    >we lost Rocket vs Ratchet for this
    >we lost Stitch vs Doomsday for this
    >we lost Stitch vs Crypto-137 for this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Askhually, for stitch is pic related

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        zim is for kat

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ why is Bionicle so strong

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When they show Venom being affected by sound and fire, what part of sound and fire hurts him?
    In sound, is it the actual noise or is it the vibration the noise causes and with fire is it the chemical reaction or is it just the heat the chemical reaction causes?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's literally no way Rocket could win this without some contrived deus ex machina.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harry with Bettle the Bard scaling a second prior he buries the Elder Wand is unbeatable, scaling as far as the Grim Reaper. In fact, he could well fight the Grim Reaper and he'd have to kill himself if he faced Harry. That's because it's a wand that always wins the duel for its owner, meaning in a Death Battle context where the opponents activately engage in a duel then it's over. As soon as you challenged the wielder in a duel, it'll cast a busted spell and kill you on its own.
    >b-but goku
    Goku is not above death. Well, he is. Admittedly, if you bring halo goku with permission to visit the living realm then I don't know what'd happen, but regular goku? In a DB context? Where supes counts as having killed him? Dead again and he's back to the dragon stairs.
    >b-but time travel
    Anything less than causality manip. will not do. They have time travel? Elder Wand is one of the triad of most powerful relics and thus scales to the time-turner, and knows you still did it and started a duel, so it'll kill you somehow. In short, you need to erase the fact of having started a duel-thus some sort of concept manip. to stand a chance. Harry doesn't even need to do anything. He decides to not cast Avada? The duel will win itself ending with an outerversal flipendo or something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Draco beat Dumbledore in a duel and won the wand. Off yourself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loses to Mash

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow that sounds pretty tough. It'd probably take out most characters. But it wouldn't be a threat to Superman! Because Superman has no limits!!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Superman has no limits
        this unironically tho, keep spreading the word

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How well does infinite-speed, infinite-universal Dovahkiin fare against limitless Superman?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Superman has the superior Thuum

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they made the dragonborn above several infinities stacked together (?) death battle force superman struggled and ultimately failed to lift one infinity

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: Stitch Rizzed Jasmine and Cucked Aladdin

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What character would be a good match for Geats IX in terms of power?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There is no Funko pop of this character, so they're not real
      These are Marvel Bot threads, every single one of them for the past 2 years

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try posting an image, or, pick some arbitrarily popular character with a homosexual fanbase and say your guy rapes them lo diff

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Day of the rope is near, doomgays.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Day of the rope is near, narutards.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Narutobros... Our response?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Orochi's least popular matchup
        I'm sure they're very worried

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          's least popular matchup
          Bleach is more popular than Soul Eater and Mayuri is more popular than Medusa
          Voldemort has Davy Jones or Belos

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are the only one pushing this matchup. They would sooner not use Orochi then pair him up with some rando no one cares about

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pity win for Bleach

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              There are three options:
              >Orochimaru will be fighting against someone else
              >Orochimaru will be fighting against Mayuri only if Mayuri become more popular because of new Bleach anime
              >no Orochimaru in Death Battle

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And they will go option 1
                You just saw Raildex on here, you think anime popularity matters?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think Orochimaru vs Voldemort is most likely.
                Nobody cares about Soul Eater nowadays

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They outright confirmed they will use Soul Eater in the future and again, they just used Raildex

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >”I think Orochimaru vs Voldemort is most likely.”
                >The DB team out right stating their intest in Medusa vs Orochimaru in Ballot Banter

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >only if Mayuri become more popular because of new Bleach anime
                I'm curious about this. Why would this happen? I don't recall his Thousand Year Blood War stuff being particularly memorable. If they wanted to cash in on the resurgence of Bleach's popularity, they're better off doing Whitebeard vs Yamamoto.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            In your schizo head maybe, they're both the same character only one got the government funding and the other didn't.

            There are three options:
            >Orochimaru will be fighting against someone else
            >Orochimaru will be fighting against Mayuri only if Mayuri become more popular because of new Bleach anime
            >no Orochimaru in Death Battle

            Orochimaru is for Palpatine, dumb fricks

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Palpatine is for the Emperor of Mankind, dumb fricks

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In your schizo head maybe, they're both the same character only one got the government funding and the other didn't.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one cares loser

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actually many people care, you're the one whose opinion means nothing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The voices in your head don't count as people

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ask literally any vs debating board what Orochimaru's number 1 match is then. You won't because you know you're wrong. You know you'd look like a fricking fool if you even suggested the idea of Oro vs Medusa or worse people will just assume you mean Rider because nobody, and I mean nobody, gives a shit about Soul Eater past Ruby vs Maka.
                Go on then, prove you have a fricking pair of balls and leave you little echo chamber you're building here and ask people who Orochimaru's most thematic match up is. And don't fricking make some bullshit excuse, or pretend you did it. Be a fricking man and prove your point is valid.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >one google search later
                So will you go back and make another fake leak again moron?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I tried the same search on a fresh incognito browser, and got a similar result. I thought Orochimaru vs Medusa was only popular here, but it really does look like it's also popular outside as well. Interesting. Well, at least it's a slightly different flavor of shounen fight.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus that was all it took to convince you?
                After this post

                Ask literally any vs debating board what Orochimaru's number 1 match is then. You won't because you know you're wrong. You know you'd look like a fricking fool if you even suggested the idea of Oro vs Medusa or worse people will just assume you mean Rider because nobody, and I mean nobody, gives a shit about Soul Eater past Ruby vs Maka.
                Go on then, prove you have a fricking pair of balls and leave you little echo chamber you're building here and ask people who Orochimaru's most thematic match up is. And don't fricking make some bullshit excuse, or pretend you did it. Be a fricking man and prove your point is valid.

                you fricking fold like that? What a joke lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not that anon who was arguing for Orochimaru vs Mayuri. That one is yet to respond. I was just a bystander who wanted to say that the Google search convinced me.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah
                Well I wonder what the frick that dude is on

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uhhh Mayuribros?? Are we irrelevant?????

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're making excuses. Ask real people, not an algorithm. I know you're a basement dweller given you like Soul Eater and all, but you need to actually have a human interaction for once.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                For a dead series you've let Soul eater live in your head rent free, so which character of yours were they curbstomping?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Orochimaru vs Mayuri would give Death Battle more views than Orochimaru vs Medusa, especially when Bleach anime reach Mayuri big fight
                And Voldemort has other oppoenents

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your ideas for Death Battle seasons

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      With the exception of the RWBY and SCP fights I would be fully on board this season

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TMNT
      >Magneto should win but Accelerator winning would cause more salt from this thread
      >Homelander because he can fly and survive nukes
      >Jack but it better have a good fight
      >Shazam but a DC Herald losing to an anime character would cause Otto to have the most glorious meltdown humanly possible
      >Who's on the right?
      >Akuma ez
      >Errrrrrrrr
      >Cap because scaling autism
      >I have no idea but probs Ben
      >DONKEY KONG
      >See Shazam vs Pegasus
      >Percy easily
      >Ghost Rider
      >Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
      >Beerus but I'd love to see Asura win this one

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they said they threw everything at homelander and he shrugged it off but i don't know if they meant nukes. the last nuclear bomb test was in '92 does the timeline add up?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because he can fly and survive nukes
        >Survive nukes
        He literally would've died to a mini nuke shoved up his ass. He would've gotten merked by a building level blast.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mini-nuke
          >Building level
          Huh

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's not wrong. there's a mini nuke strapped to comics homelander at all times iirc. if it fits in his chest it can't be in the kiloton range, let alone the megaton range

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Different instances. The small nuke shoved up his kid ass in the comics would've been more than enough to put him down for good. In the show, Solider Boy's big kamikaze (which isn't even actually building level, it's weaker than that) also would've been enough to put down 'Lander.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >would cause more salt from this thread
        Honestly the best justification for the win, kek. Then again, I'm one of those guys who likes to watch the world burn.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know about 11D crash

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crash got robbed man

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah spyro also scaled to him
            he should've fraud checked archie sonic and mario tho i agree

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2003 TMNT alone clear because they actually know martial arts. I’m pretty sure everyone besides Blake on Team RWBY kinda wing it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of these are based or good except for Momo vs Kuro.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gohan vs Invincible
        This would have been interesting before they went full moron with Dragon Ball powerlevels. Now Gohan will speed blitz Mark with his 6 gorillion ftl speed and kill him with his multiversal destroying punches.
        Conquest vs Nappa/Bardock vs Omniman would be more interesting Dragon Ball vs Invincible matches.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Monokuma
        >Agent Carolina
        Wow only 2 duds.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      RWBY gets BLACKED

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only good ones are Mag, All Might, and Spawn. Rest are shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >America Chavez vs Funny Valentine
      >Aiba (Digimon) vs Yu Narukami
      >Captain America vs Master Chief
      >Beast Boy vs Ditto (Pokemon)
      >Man-Bat vs The Lizard
      >Tim Drake vs Donatello
      >Conan vs Tarzan
      >Kurama vs Inuyasha
      >Punisher vs Frank Castle
      >Denji (CSM) vs Eren (AoT)
      >Terminator vs Predator
      >Solid Snake vs JC Denton
      >Samus vs Megaman X
      >Halloween Episode: Mars Attacks! vs Killer Klowns From Outer Space
      >Joke Episode: Jigglypuff vs Dan Habiki

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        vs Frank Castle
        ?

        • 11 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          It's a psychological battle.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What, White Castle wasn’t thematic enough yet?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick. I meant Punisher vs Max Payne

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly think Max has got this in a no-prep scenario. Fricker is a killing machine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically this would be a terrible season, I just want these fights.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Death Battle ever gets a revival by an independently decent creator (after a presumable finale), it should have a brand new giga season:
      Superman vs Goku 3: The Movie
      Sonic vs Mario 3: The Movie
      Pocket Monster Battle Royale (Ash vs Tai vs Dan Kouzo vs Nathan Adams)
      Spider-Man vs Batman (Remastered)
      (Archie) Shadow vs (DBH) Vegeta 2
      Ben 10 vs Green Lantern (Remastered)
      Fulgore vs Sektor 2
      Solid Snake vs James Bond
      Sephiroth vs Vergil 2
      Stick Figure Battle Royale (Red vs TSC vs Henry Stickman vs Mr. Fancypants)
      Darth Vader vs Ming the Merciless
      Akuma vs Shao Khan 2
      Spawn vs Ghost Rider
      Master Chief vs Doomguy 2
      Alex vs Cole
      Doctor Strange vs Doctor Fate 2
      Han Solo vs Captain Kirk
      Dexter vs Jimmy Neutron
      Nintendo King Battle Royale (Bowser vs Ganondorf vs King K. Rool vs King Dedede)
      Godzilla vs Ultraman
      Optimus Prime vs Same Company Horse
      Kirby vs Maajin Buu (DBH) 2
      Bugs Bunny vs Mickey Mouse
      Eggman vs Wily 2
      Lord Zedd vs Skeletor
      Jason vs Michael (Remastered)
      Shonen Trinity BR (Luffy vs Ichigo vs Naruto)
      Thanos vs Darkseid 2
      The Avengers vs The Justice League
      Hidden Bonus: XJ9 vs Robotboy
      Follow-up season will focus on lesser known matchups

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are there so many rematches

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe FFXVI gave us the best Kaguya fight.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking back at it, which fight should have won?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Regular Show vs Adventure Time and Cap vs Ichigo were the best options. Kyle vs Simon is a meme match, Ori vs Knight is fine but still eh, and I don't even need to comment on Amonguys.
      Luckily, the best 3D option won.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looking back at it, which fight should have won?

        Both polls had good winners. If I was forced to choose an alternative for each then Adventure Time VS Regular Show for 2D and Ghidorah VS Deathwing for 3D

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about the 3D MUs

        Asura would logically either beat Kratos' ass as he should or we'd sit there watching them asspull how Kratos has "utility" and that he's always holding back and is actually omniomegaversal+, neither of which is very enticing unless you really just want to watch nu-GoW fanboys get fraudchecked

        Could be fun if they went all out on the animation, definitely has potential for creativity

        Meh, pretty sure a composite Ghidorah beats Deathwing's ass

        Don't care for Genshit

        I'd put money on Spy but 47 is 47 so who knows, fun matchup that again depends on creativity because it's not just a slugfest

        We got a really good one out of all of those but at least the rest are on the table

        • 11 months ago
          DoctorGreen

          >Don't care for Genshit
          But the breasts!!!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Coloured lights can hypnotize

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ori vs Knight, 100%

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would've liked Cap vs Ichigo but what we got is fine. No strong feelings on this.

      We got the best one here and it wasn't close.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Billcord was a fine winner with the most potential for shenanigans with the battle animation. Individually though:

      >Cap VS Rider
      Cool

      >Among Us VS Fall Guys
      Humorous idea but ultimately a shit episode

      >Kyle VS Simon
      Doesnt really work animation wise unless you heavily restrict Simon. They are different weight classes and Kyle doesnt really make cosmic sized constructs

      >Ori VS Knight
      Cool assuming there is no large size discrepency but on the lower end of the choices

      >Regular Show VS AT
      Fun even if its a stomp for Regular Show

      >Bill VS Chaos Horse
      Pony hate aside, probably the best of the bunch

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about the 3D MUs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Discord instead of Sans
      >Ghidorah instead of Alduin
      >Spy instead of John Wick
      >literally-who vs FOTM fujobait instead of Genshin/MK/MGR Raiden battle royale
      It never fails to astound me how bad they are at picking MUs. It’s like they go out of their way to pick a popular one, and then change one of the combatants for a less interesting one for no reason.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please, dear God. Stop suggesting such awful match ups. It hurts.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, sans should fight ness.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Among Us vs Fall Guys and Minecraft vs Lego
      Frick battleboard homosexuals; embrace the mainstream

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still gonna say this right now, if the Watchers from Drakengard emerged in DC I have no doubt they would be stopped but only after a LOT of casualties

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much. The Watchers arent that impressive on their own but they'd cause massive collateral on the normies especially if you threw in white chlorination syndrome in as lingering bullshit after

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much their huge threat. They come out of nowhere and would cause absolute HAVOC on the non-metahumans

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is even more of a stomp than the last match. Stitch thrashes Rocket completely in every category minus smarts and in that they are actually comparable.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if we ever eventually get Plastic Man vs. Luffy, Luffy's gonna lose right? Disregarding the possibility of him getting crazier feats since OP isn't finished, he doesn't really have a way to kill Plas unless they give haki some serious hax and say it can, and Plas scales to real bullshit in DC. This isn't even considering One Piece's streak and fan base making it prime for another Ben vs Hal level of upset.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stats stomp for Plas unless the calc for star-sized OP planet is accepted

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plastic Man’s power level seem entirely based on poor scaling and strategies done by alternate evil counterparts. I’m pretty sure even East Blue Luffy has stronger feats, and the only thing Plastic Man has is the fact it’s hard to kill him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are a moron if you think that matchup is Ben VS Hal tier at all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe that Plas vs Luffy has a better chance of happening than Naruto vs Luffy since I doubt they will pass up the opportunity to let DC flex his powerlevel against an anime even more taking into account that Luffy is a popular shonen character and Plas a literally who for people who don't know much about comics.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I believe that Plas vs Luffy has a better chance of happening than Naruto vs Luffy
        No real human unironically thinks this. If anything, the franchise that steals MU's in order to flex powerlevels is Marvel. They stole Tetsuo vs Mewtwo/ Magneto vs Accelerator. They stole Korra vs Rey/Delsin Rowe. They stole Sigma vs Anyone else honestly. Hell, they even stole the meme fight of Raiden vs Raiden. At least when DC gets a stomp/flex episode, it's usually an MU people already wanted. Anyways, you're more likely to get Naruto vs Luffy so you don't need to preemptively cope.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No real human thinks this
          Black person this is Death Battle, some of their matchups are things that nobody asked for or stealers of better MUs you even said it.
          >You don't need to preemptively cope
          I don't care about neither Naruto or Luffy, but if you are a luffygay you will like to hear that if they kill Luffy for the DC wank fest then Naruto will die to legends wank Luke Skywalker.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you even said it
            Did you also miss the part where I mentioned which franchise is usually the one taking away good MU's?
            >they kill Luffy for the DC wank fest then Naruto will die to legends wank Luke Skywalker.
            Again, you are LITERALLY preemptively coping over two MU's that are extremely unlikely to happen unless A. Plas gets his own movie or B. Luke suddenly becomes important to Star Wars again.
            >B-b-b-b-b-b-b-but le bad MU's!!!
            You're still more likely to get Luffy vs Naruto as opposed to either of them fighting Plas, Reed, Luke OR Natsu.
            This just feels like you're trying to sneak in a discussion about Luffy vs Plas and Naruto vs Skywalker because YOU like them, but have to hide the MU's behind the guise of "w-well DB m-MIGHT do them b-because bad booking, r-right guys?"
            Christ, neither of those fights are even the main OP vs DC or Naruto (Series) vs Star Wars fights.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not even going to make an elaborate answer to your moronic schizo rant. You won Black person, I retire.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't waste your time, he's a luffytard he has less sanity than dragon ball spics.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Luffytard
              >While advocating for a fight that Luffy loses hard
              Help me comprehend the logic behind your post.

              I'm not even going to make an elaborate answer to your moronic schizo rant. You won Black person, I retire.

              You weren't being elaborate, logical, or even remotely smart in any of your posts, my braindead friend. So this changes nothing really.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would Alex Mercer and Cole MacGrath do against the Arkham Verse and PS4 Spider-Man Villains?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure they both solo

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously?

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry pals, but this is the prime orochimaru match up.
    >But Medusa
    Dead franchise
    >But Mayuri
    Obscure character
    >But Voldemort
    Jk Rowling
    Face it. This will be the character orochimaru will face. He has all the right ingredients the others lack
    >Legacy
    Check
    >Relevant
    Check
    >Animation potential
    Check
    Plus the new mk game will be coming out next year so I would expect it to take place this season or next season.
    >But easy stomp for Naruto
    Actually shang tsung will scale to fire God liu Kang and shao Khan judging from the reveal for mk1 and aftermath.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moronic stomp
      so close yet so far

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have the Death Gauntlet template? I was looking around and can't find it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Assassins and trained killers, all masters in the field of espionage, stealthy kills, and murder
      >....and Balrog
      Lol what.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stain
    >Garou
    >Loki
    >Steppenwolf
    All victims of Randy Orton

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All victims of the ASS VOID

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cadochad please send these WWEgads to the ass void

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if Loki's a good match for Randy. Legion seems more his type

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about Nami vs MY rocket heyyyyaaayoeeeooiayaouiayoiyaoi

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wan Piss fans have had a massive chip on their shoulder for a while, Luffy losing would cause a lot of asshurt, probably not on the level of Ben vs Hal or Goku vs superman though.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could Gamera potentially get a W against Godzilla here or would corn hippie win?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This feels like it would play out like a Tom and Jerry short
      Viras beats Gezora, Zedus beats Zilla, and well, the rest is up to you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >viras vs gezora
        I’ll give you that one
        >Zedus beats zilla
        No

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          4 times heavier

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            who is heavier than whom?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Zedus is heavier than Zilla. 500 tons vs 2000. Plus he's got the extendable tongue and poison

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                he weighed tens of thousands of tons in the animated series

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Officially?

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bayo: Not to worry. I've got this one handled.
    >Dies violently
    Kek. She was so hot, but still kek.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Otto going to put out an early prediction blog again this time or is it actually somewhat debatable outside of "Rocket gets full Marvel scaling that he probably shouldn't get"

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battle of the turbo wank, who wins?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      batwank gadgets can probably get him the win especially knockout gas but if it's physicals and skill vs physicals and skill batman should realistically get his ribcage turned to shards of glass by a punch from yujiro. i really see no other conclusion here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman has a net. It's over.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was a net and tranq darts dawg don't leave that out

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, Batman's packing those, too
          So long, gay Yujiro

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            he needs to land enough to put down a blue whale

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bathomosexual loses to Joker. Yujiro negs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yujiro stomps. After the early days with "muh net and tranquilizers" his wank went into overdrive. The guy shakes skyscrapers just by flexing and he can auto see any weaknesses because Yujiro

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yujiro vs Mash. Who wins

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the tranqs might still work, but they wouldn't land. in baki no one has bulletproof skin, only bullet resistant muscles. i don't know if his absurd T levels would influence any of this

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kaijubots laming up the thread
    SHIT FILTH

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good matchups for my boy Fawful?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geno why not

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      MODOK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zant

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The better Tetsuo fight.
    Just for a basic rundown, Yatsu is what you’d get if Magneto decided to subtract all his points from electromagnetic bullshit and spec every remaining point into controlling metal.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like, Magneto is the master of magnetism but Yatsu is unambiguously the master of metal. Fricker can basically do whatever he wants with it
      >The usual telekinetic control over it
      >Teleporting through it
      >Turning people and other things into it
      >Absorbing it
      >Creating weapons out of his own body
      He’s like if Magneto was a fricked up zombie cyborg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tetsuo is for Shinji.
      >Emotionally damaged teens
      >Main characters of defining japanese scifi works
      >Their anime redefined animation in the minds of weebs forever

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So they have literally nothing in common other than "they're mentally stunted. At that point, they're interchangeable with about a thousand different weeb characters.
        >Lelouch
        >Denji
        >Yuji
        >Alita
        >Zero Two
        And so on and so on. Get that trash MU out of here.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There’s bit more to it
          >They are young teenagers living in Sci-Fi worlds that have been hit with a major, life-altering cataclysm (Akira's Awakening/WWIII, and the Second Impact flooding much of the Earth).
          >Both were abandoned by their parents at a young age (Shinji by his father as his mom was dead and Tetsuo presumably by both of his parents).
          >Years later, they were given incredible science-based abilities for unjust reasons (Tetsuo's psychic abilities were drawn out by the Japanese government for bad shit, and Shinji was told to pilot the Evangelion Unit-01 because Gendo Ikari, his father, wished to initiate Third Impact in order to reunite with his dead wife, Yui).
          >Both characters developed an inferiority complex to someone close by (Shotaro Kaneda for Tetsuo and Rei Ayanami for Shinji), influencing all of their future decisions.
          >Eventually gaining the powers of a God, they kickstarted a cataclysmic event that was far beyond their comprehension and changed the world again (Akira's final act with the birth of a new universe, and Third Impact).
          >Both characters also come from some of the most influential and profitable manga and anime series to date and are known for being masterpieces of art and storytelling.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Again, you are literally describing surface level "connections" so weak, that they become completely interchangeable with other characters in terms of MU choices.
            >They like in sci-fi worlds that uh...got hit by something world changing!
            >They were abandoned by their parents
            >They got super powers later in their life randomly
            >They feel small
            >They got really STRONG powers
            You just described most of the other characters I just named on that list. Is Yuji vs Tetsuo/Shinji a good match now? Should we do Frisk vs Tetsuo?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              *they live in

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’re purposely watering them down to a weird degree, I don’t get why people are so defensive over which drawing should fight another drawing.

              New feat for William where he has Jojo scaling. Can Junko still overcome swank?

              Are there even feats for FNAF? I’ve never played but all I’ve seen of it is they walk around and kill people. Seems like they’re just normal robots with a screw loose, no pun intended.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Are there even feats for FNAF?

                In the main game continuity, not really

                In the debatable canon secondary material like Fazbear Frights and Tales from the PizzaPlex: Yea actually

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Redpill me, what’s the best these bots can do? Do they have any resistances to being dissembled or gunking up the joints?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Um, in one of the Fazbear Frights stories, the main protagonist Noel, (a “normal” human), has a mastubating session a little while after his friend goes missing, and the grief of that + his post nut clarity afterwards are strong enough, that he’s able to unconsciously create a manifestation of his sorrow in the form of a 45 miles long rainstorm that only gets dispersed when he feels the touch of a woman.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t believe a word of this post but holy shit I need to buy the game now just to see.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s in Blackbird, one of the books in the Fazbear Frights anthology series. Also, in the same series, A kid time travel via Ball Pits

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                As far as I can tell, the fnaf verse is know more for its hax then feats. But here is what I can remember
                >William afton destroys the animatronics with his bare hands in the fnaf 3 mini games
                >springtrap surviving the a burning building collapsing on him
                >in secondary material, there’s a feat where an animatronic picks up and throws a arcade cabinet
                >Baby lifted a count from on edge with one hand

                That’s all I can remember at the moment

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >watering them down
                No, I'm removing the fluff, which is what majority of that post was. Just because someone puts down a wall of text doesn't suddenly mean that what they're saying has any sort of validation. Are you the kind of person who agrees with someone because they typed out more than two sentences or something? If I were to purposefully and egotistically inflate the length, size, and "point" of this post to be as large as a paragraph, would you, the Anonymous poster I am replying to at this moment, be obligated to suddenly recognize everything that I'm telling you now as utterly truthful, and listen to me without doing any sort of extra thinking for yourself? No, of course not. Because that'd be moronic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tetsuo is for Mewtwo

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    New feat for William where he has Jojo scaling. Can Junko still overcome swank?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn’t matter, she’s fighting The Joker, baby

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rewatch Thor vs Wonder Woman for the first time since it first debut
    Fricking Hell I miss Torrian

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could Tetsuo beat Mob or Tatsumaki?

    • 11 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      No, because he's a flyweight when it comes to telepathic combat and only outmuscles them in telekinetic combat if you grossly misinterpret the ending to the movie. Either Mob or Tatsumaki could easily shut his brain off.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does Tetsuo even do telepathy?

        • 11 months ago
          Thumbnail Anon

          yes

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Huh, thought he was just a telekinetic. Learn something new, I guess.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            am i supposed to read this left to right or right to left?

            • 11 months ago
              Thumbnail Anon

              Left to right

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn that's weird

              • 11 months ago
                Thumbnail Anon

                I know, right?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do they even do that?

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Homer Simpson
    >Bob Belcher
    >Philip J Fry
    >Hank Hill
    >Stan Smith
    >Randy Marsh
    All job to Peter Griffin

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone defeat pic related?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whaddya think?

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    New thread

    [...]

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But this one isn't dead yet? Generally the etiquette is a new thread when the old one hits the bump limit and starts to autosage.

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's going on, when are we getting the pentagram fight?

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