Death Battle

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Death Battle ships

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have fricked her Steven

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        steven couldn't frick a watermelon with a hole drilled into it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gene Harrogate>Steven Universe

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the next Battle?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thankfully it seems next time is pretty well liked and isn’t too contentious. I hope the fight has a cool Sharingan breakout scene like in Obi Wan vs Kakashi.

    Post MUs you think are based and big brained.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of these are big brained

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only liked six of them so it isn’t big brained enough. I need more.

        The Leader vs Hector Hammond

        Big headed, but big brained? Perhaps…

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          which were they

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off, listroon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only Goku vs Ryu is SOVL, the rest is useless.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like, uh, they clash a dragon fist with a shoryuken and reality crashes, both land on opposite sides of a field, with Ryu standing back up to his fighting pose revealing he is the same actor as before, with Goku only being seen at a distance so you wonder "who can it be?!" as the camera pans up from the boots to the torso.

          then the camera moves towards Justin as he wears a proper accurate goku costume and does the vegeta saga fight pose with a confident smile.

          would make me freak out as a reveal

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like, uh, they clash a dragon fist with a shoryuken and reality crashes, both land on opposite sides of a field, with Ryu standing back up to his fighting pose revealing he is the same actor as before, with Goku only being seen at a distance so you wonder "who can it be?!" as the camera pans up from the boots to the torso.

          then the camera moves towards Justin as he wears a proper accurate goku costume and does the vegeta saga fight pose with a confident smile.

          would make me freak out as a reveal

          >Goku vs Ryu
          It's lame and soulless. Only gays that are hyped on solvent would want this shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Taki vs Asagi

        Taimanian for Death Battle in general

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of those mus are small brained and shitty. Frick off listgay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Leader vs Hector Hammond

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guts vs Samurai Jack. Don't care who wins, I just wanna see a good fight.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My brother

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big brained MU featuring big brained characters

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gordon isn't beating the lord of THE STOMP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red (Dick Figures) vs Panty
      Could also potentially end in both sex and death, seeing as Red's penis can interact with the physical 3rd dimension as an Infinitesimal object with no volume, meaning one erection is generates enough tnt energy to destroy a universe

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring me superman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're up against me you moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bring it on.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Vader vs Obito
    Don't really care but at least I can cross off another spot on my card.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no Dragon Ball fight
      Frick, it is over.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good. gayon ball sucks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody likes jobber episodes where the outcome is obvious

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't my fault that Dragon Ball characters usually stomp, besides, I just want to watch the fights.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its been 4 soon to be 5 episodes, they'll likely have a skippable Dragonball fight eventually

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There aren't any good db fights left. Maybe frieza vs mewtwo, and pan vs burrito

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jiren vs MM is pretty good

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but professor x vs mm if way more funnier

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That anon was asking for Dragon Ball fights

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >professor x vs mm if way more funnier
              In a meta sense yes, but overall Jiren vs John's beauty is its sincere results clashing with the irony poisoning surrounding jiren
              /dbs/ lingo was made purely to make fun of powerscaling, so what would their rebuttal be when their satirical bait gets denied with a genuine response?
              They will become nothing, Jirenposting will cease to be and he shall return to the obscure corners of history with cumber and bojack, the love of DChads will beat the hate of DBSpics

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks that DC gays would end DBScholars

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >unfunny schizobabble
                DCisters... This is the best we have to offer?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                DB is fanfiction it would change nothing. Also take your meds schizo

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >replies prove him right
                DCGods can't stop winning ngl wiz

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Coward

  6. 11 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    yo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vader vs Obito, please and thanks.

      • 11 months ago
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        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Much obliged, Thumbnail Anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drake (the person) vs a Drake (the dragon)

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        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weiss Schnee vs. Noelle Silva

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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ember vs Flame Princess

      • 11 months ago
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        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually meant Ember from Elemental but this is cool enough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Biker Mice from Mars vs Swat Kats

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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bill Rizer & Lance Bean vs Ralf Jones & Clark Still (Contra vs Ikari Warriors)

      • 11 months ago
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        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very nice. Thank you, anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plankton vs The Brain

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        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you, tnanon
          Meant for

          Thankfully it seems next time is pretty well liked and isn’t too contentious. I hope the fight has a cool Sharingan breakout scene like in Obi Wan vs Kakashi.

          Post MUs you think are based and big brained.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Porygon-Z Vs. E-101 Mark II

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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sharptooth (The Land Before Time) vs. Indominus Rex (Jurassic World)

      • 11 months ago
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        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice. It's a stomp, but nice.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calliope Mori vs Megumi Kitaniji (The World Ends With You)
      Kiara Takanashi vs Fujiwara no Mokou (Touhou)
      Ina’nis Ninomae vs Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin (Hellboy)
      Gura Gawr vs Spongebob Squarepants
      Amelia Watson vs Homura Akemi (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ryuko (Kill la Kill) vs. Filia (Skullgirls)

      • 11 months ago
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        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I cannot still believe that they wasted Ryuko on Shadow, in a stomp consolation prize.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably the same morons that pushed for Misaka vs Killua.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Still pissed it wasn't Ryuko VS Crona

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sonicgays needed a pity win like Pokemon had against Renamon and Batman against Capt. America

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Batman VS Cap wasn't even a pity win. They literally said it was a coin toss and even that they got wrong because "muh stealth" shouldn't have meant shit against Cap.

          • 11 months ago
            Thumbnail Anon

            Don't remind me. I didn't know much of either before their eps only that they were the common mu, but afterwards god damn they really were fit for each other, even scaling wise.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They say that Sonic 06 was canon but in a little text box in the corner
            >WHEN IT RETCONNED ITSELF!
            AAAAAAAAAAAA

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did Shadow even have any matchups left? Doubtful anyone was hoping for Shadow vs Waluigi idk

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Zero and Vincent Valentine have been popular mu's for him

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't Skullgirls cap at building level?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Bluths from Arrested Development vs The Gang from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

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        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Easy win for the Gang. While both are equally terrible groups of people, the Bluths just tend to ruin things around them and don't really inflict much violence on others. The Gang has a body count, they tend to solve problems with violence, and they are complete sociopaths, as evidenced in the Squashing Beefs episode where they just nailed the apartment full of their enemies shut after a fire started in it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wuya vs Shendu

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        A classic, kino choice

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who would win this actually? Could Wuya remove the powers with heylin magic? If not I don't see how she can take him. Talisman powers can be fricking busted in some showings like when they used the rabbit talisman on a rocket and shit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would Wuya be allowed access to all the shen gong wu? Some like serpants tails, sands of time, and shard of lightening could help Wuya. Here the list of all of them and their abilities.
            https://xiaolinpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Shen_Gong_Wu

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Shen Gong Wu weren't from her powers from what I recall so I don't think she'd get them or at the very least all of em. Some SGW are fricking broken. Fountain of Hui + Eagle Scope basically auto discerns victory routes and Kuzusu Atom can frick things up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd think the fairest loadout for Wuya would be whatever she has had or used at some point. Giving her whatever Wu Jack and Chase had at any point may be too generous.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://jackiechanadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Twelve_Talismans
              >Talismans vs Wu
              I wanna look more into this. RN I think the Wu are superior overall tbh.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Depends. On their own, yeah you've got more versatility like Sands of Time, but the talismans can be combined for further effects. Hell, when Shendu has all of them, Horse, Dog, and another one make him virtually invincible since he can't take damage and regens if he somehow does

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well you could use the Rio Reverso to make them turn back to before they merged. And iirc the serpants tail can make the user impossible to touch. While the Talisman's closest equivalent has the users physical body die and only leaves their spirit. I remember wu can be combined with users styles, ex Kimiko combined one of them and basically created a giant flamethrower. I do wanna look into this more cause the overwhelming verity of them compared to the 12 talismans could make them better weapons overall.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                that might be an amplification thing then since the Xiaolin gang each had a nature style and often used a certain Wu in tandem, Kimiko herself using the Star Hanabi for fire attacks. Also it's especially weird regarding Rio Reverso (at least with how I'm reading it on the wiki) since iirc Shendu's dragon form is his original form. He was turned into a statue following his initial conquests, and later as a spirit in his dark dimension.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mosaic scale would be the answer to his spiritual form since it traps spirits, but that wasn't actually used by any of the characters. So if it would work on Shendu is up in the air. Think he could take a punch from the Fist of Tebigong? Or hurt anyone using the Two Ton Tunic and Wushan Helmet?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The armor, probably not, but then again it only covers the chest while also immobilizing most of its users. Also, he should definitely be stronger than the Fist since the Ox talisman unironically turned one guy into a mountain buster, and the goons that used it could casually lift large trucks and even buildings. It can also be paired with the Rooster Talisman to lift even bigger stuff

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I gotta look more into this. As mentioned before, Individual ones like sands of time, crystal glasses, fountain of hui could be the hax that counter the talismans. But it always depends.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, in terms of haxy shit, generally the Wu are in favor, but in terms of flat stats, I say the Talismans give better benefit, especially if they're all being used by the same person. The other biggest decider here is what Wu does Wuya actually get, since iirc she only used a handful of them once she got her body back

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                also I'm not exactly sure which Wu can actually combine, nor their actual effects. There's Mala Mala Jong, but Wuya got her body back by using Serpents Tail and Reversing Mirror together, but that's really it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would Wuya be allowed access to all the shen gong wu? Some like serpants tails, sands of time, and shard of lightening could help Wuya. Here the list of all of them and their abilities.
            https://xiaolinpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Shen_Gong_Wu

            Wuya jobs. Especially since Shendu has all of the talismans.

            Soo What would you rather have thread? All 12 Talismans or any 12 Sheng Gong Wu you can choose?

            Shen Gon Wu are more OP than the talismans.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks dude

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was thinking Mala Mala Jong but Wuya works fine as well

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Power Rangers vs The Handsome Men

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Can you specify on The Handsome Men? I'm not really seeing anything

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, I figured they'd appear immediately but I forgot how Cookies worked. They're from Killer7.

        • 11 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          >He didn't play Killer 7.

          • 11 months ago
            Thumbnail Anon

            I think I might have rented it once from Blockbuster back on the ps2, the boxart rings a bell

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Such a good game if only for the sole reason it combined point and click adventure with rail shooter. That’s a combo I wish we saw more often

      • 11 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Sorry anon, Handsome Men don't have much beyond like two images

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Battler Ushiromiya vs Lucifer Morningstar

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bleach is not that strong bro

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Battler is from Umineko, it's a visual novel

      • 11 months ago
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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demi-Fiend from SMT vs the Spectre from DC

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      Anonymous

      Luke Skywalker vs The Last Dragonborn

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        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Force vs thuum. Nice one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Light Yagami vs Darkness (Konosuba)

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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yo. requesting Dark Schneider vs Sun Wukong and referee Charles Robinson running to the ring at Wrestlemania 24 vs Flash reaching transtime velocity

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy with the Ass Dimension from Butt Boy vs Nikocado Avacado and his Ass Void.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canon Vader vs MCU Thanos

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black nick fury vs white nick fury

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Battle Beast vs White Leo (Battle Beasts/BeastFormers)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dr. manhattan vs gaunter o dimm

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Obito dies
    >Gets reunited with Rin like in the manga
    If they don't this I'll riot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obito is gonna be forced to KNEEL and SUBMIT ti the dark side

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Obito dies and hallucinates Rin getting fricked by Vader in his final moments
      Now it’s a good ending

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They won't. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

      >no Dragon Ball fight
      Frick, it is over.

      On my card? Gohan and Freezer are there. If you're talking about the season, we're only a quarter of the way done, so have some patience.

    • 11 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Sharingan eyes are the power zords. Obito isn't going to die pretty or respectfully. This is going to be like Link but worse.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This is going to be like Link but worse.
        I don't think it can be worse than that gore fetish tier video

        • 11 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Have they ever explained why the frick they made it so dark?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think so, I just remember someone in these threads speculating a LoZ fan fricking the creators gf or something lol.
            Also, I'm a lorelet on Zelda, any clue why Fierce Deity Link didn't turn giant like in the DB?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              In the games it's a bit hard to gauge how big Fierce Deity Link is supposed to be (especially in comparison to Adult Link).
              I think people figured out that he's supposed to be 7 feet tall if you glitch him into the proper world. Vader's like 6 feet 4 inch.
              Death Battle also used a vague statement to give FD all the mask powers, including the Giant Mask.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Death Battle also used a vague statement to give FD all the mask powers, including the Giant Mask.
                Ahh that makes sense.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What do you mean?

            • 11 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              >Link fails Hyrule and watches as it gets burnt to the ground
              >Gets a revival only to die more brutally
              >Is fricking eviscerated
              If Link was a girl I'd suggest that Ben paid for it. Smash Bracket never did a character this brutal before.

              Vader just did to Link what Obi-Wan did to him.

              It was a bit fricking more than that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Vader just did to Link what Obi-Wan did to him.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Quick Dismemberment of 3 limbs at once
              Vs
              >Heart Stab, proceeded by removing each limb one by one before a face stab
              It felt personal lol, like he wanted to punish Link so badly for trying to attack during that force grab

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aren't they using Juubi mode?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If we're being fair, he could just keep force choking.
                Maybe a bit indulgent, but I don't think it's too bad.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obito had a worse death against Kaguya and he still had a cute ending as a ghost.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Where is that reprobate [inabble babbling]
    Doing my hits and dailies in Nikke. Once I'm done I'll be here to talk with you.

    Priorities first.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's already going very well for me.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vader loses
    How do you react?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's been having to deal with stronk black women OCs back to back thanks to Disney
      >Proceeds to lose to a Naruto character too
      >After the Doom loss
      I'd rather see Obito vs. Doom but that'd end in Doom going 3-0 most likely

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Normies and newbie coomers in the previous thread thinking that Bayo vs Morrigan is a good MU, just because both make their pps hard.
    If you are ignorant about Bayonetta-lore and their actual powerlevels (like Death Battle), I guess one would think that MU makes sense.

    Darkstalkers has never ever been universal and much less multiversal canonically. Not even with Marvel vs Capcom lore, Morrigan gains actual substantial feats. I say this as someone whose first fighting games ever was Darkstalkers 3 (Buletta traumatized me) and Capcom vs Marvel 2 (still the best one in the series, not even debatable).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >says this while suggesting Dizzy as a MU for Morrigan when its also a stomp and have nothing to do with each other

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >seething over BASED matchups
        You must be a homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but I agree Dizzy vs Morrigan is also a better MU.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring me the entire DC multiverse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      when Saint Seiya Episode

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        When they get off their ass and do Jean vs Ikki

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hopefully never.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        > The 80's battle shonen top tier icons
        > closest Match for Goku, and actually debatable unless you go full moron with wank
        > second most historic Goku debate behind Superman
        > Golden Forms, multiple God forms and God energy, which they use to fight Gods and try to surpass them

        this is your likely Saint Seiya fight anon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >comparing Seiya to Superman

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            never did.
            Goku VS Superman is obviously bigger, but this is still Goku's second most historic debate.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally no one is advocating for this fight. Goku vs Jin Mori would be more historic than Goku vs Seiya.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more historic
                >GOD OF HIGHSCHOOL

                anon, don't try to argue that

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Saint Seiya has no popularity.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                stop anon, you are not compariong God of Highscool to Saint Seiya, its adaptation flopped hard, Saint Seiya is much more iconic than what GoH will ever be

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Saint Seiya isn't iconic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomer

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                spic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no refutation
                See? Saint Seiya is forgotten yaoi bait.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >says Saint Seiya is not iconic
                that is all i need to know, zoomer

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still no refutation
                See? Forgotten trash for closeted homos.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                trying to imply God of Highschool is even near to Saint Seiya in terms of cultural impact is laughable.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gringo

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who’s Jin Mori?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wukong.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                only american gen z's don't know about saint seiya. i myself hope it's never used in death battle

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                b***h are you moronic? Nobody outside of anime knows who the frick Sun Wukong # 364 is.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Athena vs Palutena

        Saga vs Sentry

        or Seiya vs Moon

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >maxresdefault (4)

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDC
    Mindbroken listtroon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fellow BrickCHAD.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the strongest version of Superman can't even beat Cell.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dante vs Kratos would save this season and get them a bag of 5 million+ views

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is Death Battles fascination with putting Naruto characters against people they simply cannot fight?

    Jiraiya lost to Roshi
    Rock Lee lost to Sanji
    Kakashi lost to Obiwan
    Sasuke lost to Hiei
    Madara Should have lost to Aizen
    and now Obito is getting fed to Vader

    All of this on top of Gaara losing to Toph, and Many agreeing Naruto should have lost to Ichigo

    I know the anime community at large as turned on the Naruto franchise wholesale and believe it to be one of the worst anime/manga in history, but i didnt think Death Battle would join in on the deadhorse beating

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are gonna summon HIM?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I know the anime community at large as turned on the Naruto franchise wholesale and believe it to be one of the worst anime/manga in history
      Wait, really?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you not been following anime over the last 5 years? With the newest generation of Anime and Manga fans being exposed to current One Piece, JJK, Chainsaw Man, Demon Slayer, and Vinland Saga... The overwhelming thought at large is that Naruto should have never been popular and the show isnt worth the time to read or watch it, coupled with Boruto being heralded as the worst shounen of all time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most weebs have only seen 2010s animes, and I doubt they've seen early One Piece for that matter. As much as I hate naruto, I wouldn't take their opinions seriously

          fat americans cope since they didnt get to experience the apex of shonen manga

          Considering how americans tend to include their moronic politics and kinks into everything, being forgotten is good though. I mean just read tv tropes entry for SS. Like one american was wondering about what would happen if athena used her period blood on broken cloths. Another american thought hyoga had incestuous feelings for his mom.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is there a fricking problem with that?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, americans can't go a second without thinking about degeneracy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Have you not been following anime over the last 5 years?
          To be frank, no. Most of the anime I've been watching for the past few years are OVAs from the 80s and 90s and some early 2000s series. The only modern series I have interest in is Jojo but even then I still haven't finished watching/reading Stone Ocean. So yeah, I'm afraid I'm out of the loop.
          >The overwhelming thought at large is that Naruto should have never been popular and the show isnt worth the time to read or watch it, coupled with Boruto being heralded as the worst shounen of all time.
          So, once Naruto comes back/Boruto debuts, they'll make them job?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Have you not been following anime over the last 5 years?

          NTA, but I don't think there's been a lot of must-watch series like there was in the 80's and 90's. Nowadays it feels like corporately produced slop and continuations/remakes/kiddie stuff is the norm. Alfred Khan wasn't wrong when he said anime was dying.

          >Boruto being heralded as the worst shounen of all time

          Mmmm, Dragon Ball Super is still going on, and that feels more dull than Hokage Naruto With New Headband And 30-Something Haircut.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Both are trash but DBS is trash from the most filthiest slums of india while naruto is average japanese trash

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >while naruto is average japanese trash

              That implies it's still worth watching.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't know there's even pasta of it
        kek
        Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfrick of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping homosexualry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

        However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& homosexuals who engage in every kind of homosexualry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja homosexualry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& morons eat this shit right the frick up.

        Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to Cinemaphile, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the frick out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Naruto is the fanbase of SeththeProgrammer, WebCamParrot, and the all the other Discord trannies.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >remember when m00t told Cinemaphile that yes naruto is Cinemaphile and belongs there

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny how nobody cared about Sasuke losing because everyone hates him

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Especially since the popular thought at the time was "While Hiei is the better character, Sasuke is stronger."

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find it kind of strange how the only wins Naruto series got in DB were against Bleach characters

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still no Sakura fight despite her being in DBX twice
      >still no Shikamaru fight
      >still no Pain fight
      >still no Kaguya fight
      >still no Itachi fight

      What are they doing?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weebshit is dying and gets horrible views. Look at last episode

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The previous Naruto episode did 4.2M. that's pretty alright.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek they are actually close from dethroning the previous king.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >two (2) full years later
            DEAD

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Death Battle, Naruto and Bleach have all been losing popularity.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can’t blame weebshit when they chose HxH and index as their weeb fight. Index is a shitty light novel with mediocre manga and anime adaptations that aren’t popular. HxH is popular but it’s basically a dead series.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moeshit is dead. Only CHADgon CHAD remains.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Question: Does Shifu have any actual feats for himself or would the match be based off Po scaling

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Po scaling that he generally shouldn't have

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't scale to Po in any way

        Then what can Shifu do?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Martian arts, some chi, and the Wuxi Finger Hold

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Supplementary material is that Shifu says it doesn’t actually exist but Po did it anyway.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Martian arts, some chi, and the Wuxi Finger Hold

              >It's gotta be the Wuxi Finger Hold. Shifu told me after I beat Tai Lung that there actually is no such move. It is just a story Masters made up to scare their students. I don't even remember how I did it now. I really must practice. Touching your toes is also pretty hard.

              https://web.archive.org/web/20160412043104/http://www.scholastic.com/browse/article.jsp?id=3750713

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh jeez, he doesn't even have the move? This is going to be an ungodly stomp.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't scale to Po in any way

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spinter can stop and throw away an attack from a beefed up Star Level Shredder
      >Shifu has scaling which he shouldn't have
      yeah the winner is obvious

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Star Level Shredder? Where’s ya pull that from?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          in the TMNT OVA the main villain while weakened and still sealed was causing stars do be destroyed just by slowly awakening, everyone with a Super Mutation transformation and Splinter for some reason scales above that

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            More proof Saint Seiya is more influential

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >still coping

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one has heard of God of High School man

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fat americans cope since they didnt get to experience the apex of shonen manga

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"the apex of shonen manga"
    >posts Saint Seiya
    KWAB!!! This took 2 hours btw.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kwab why?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the point of saying a character is XFTL? Once you can go FTL while having mass, you have infinite energy and you literally cant be seen and you hit with infinite mass.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Applying real world logic and physics to fiction
      Autism. Go back to staring at a hair thin beam do nothing for 30 hours, you nerd.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry that Physics > Big number that doesnt mean anything

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm sorry for being autistic
          It's okay anon, I forgive you. Just don't do it again [:

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fight was pretty good. I already knew Stitch was gonna win. I've said before that him being an alien who landed on earth and became it's protector reminded of Superman! He has no limits!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if we just put Superman in a universe with no stars? Or did they retcon that light was his power source?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman only mistake has ever made was not marrying power girl and producing a full blown kryptonian son

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't she Superman's cousin? Superman should end up with JOBnder Woman.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          From another universe so it doesn't count

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            what doesn't count? wonder woman not being bulletproof? throughout her history she has very seldom if ever been particularly resistant to slashing attacks. luke cage could tank stuff that would slice her open

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The answer was about powergirl.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh my bad G

    • 11 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Superman, Stitch, and Iron Giant would make a fun team.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's this about Obito not being able to absorb the force that I'm reading?
    >In Episode IV: A New Hope, Obi-Wan Kenobi explains the Force to Luke as "an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together." Jedi and other Force users access the Force with the help of midi-chlorians, microscopic organisms inside their cells.
    It's an energy field, therefore it can be absorbed.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Making Stitch 1,000,000x FTL because of the ship he flies
    >Picosecond Rocket because flipping a switch on a bomb
    >Muh multiversal beyond fricking Odin firearms

    The logic just keeps getting worse. Animation and Stitch punking Wiz and Boomstick was fun though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing still worth watching in this show are the animations. They might as well just equalize speed.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"The only thing still worth watching in this show are the animations"
        You sure about that?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just didn't want to admit the only thing worth having this show alive for are the friends we made along the way on Cinemaphile, you baka.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The logic just keeps getting worse.
      They lost any semblance of logic 20 seasons ago.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the logic went moronic after season 5 ended but I am somewhat impressed just how bad it continues to devolve each season. We're at universe busting Chosen Undead and multiversal Rocket Raccoon ffs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was even their logic for Lilo to beat those multiversal weapons? lol
      He tanked a few of them, is Lilo also multiversal+?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The end argument was "they both feasibly body each other in one hit so who gets that hit first?" They gave it to Stitch because he's smarter and faster

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We are unironically going to get MFTL++++ Han Solo because of the Millennium Falcon

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just found out who played this guy
    Godzillabros.... GAMERA PLAYED ULTRAMAN'S STRONGEST ENEMY.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They're already seething at Naruto
    I won without firing any shot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto isn't even moon level.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then how did Kaguya made those suns in her dimensions? A moon worth of a sun each time?

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GLING FRICKING NUTS THIS SEASON FRICKING SUCKS BROS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another naruto character is going to die. That alone makes it 10/10. I just hope amy rose vs sakura haruno is next

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, this season has been pretty solid so far. Worst episode was a 7/10.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The matchups have been good to solid so far excluding Misaka VS Killua and the animations have been pretty alright at least. The reasoning continues to be complete shit but that's expected at this point.

    • 11 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      >Pym vs Palmer
      Research wasn't bad, especially given the archive load both characters had. Fight was ass. They could have given us visuals no other fight could give us and they failed hard.

      They go to the microverse and its a fricking rock. LAME.

      >CU vs DB
      Complete ass research wise. Mangled the lore and mechanics of both settings. Fight was stiff, DB was made to play the patsy villain because Swanky Swank had a stick up his ass. SUPER LAME

      >Mikasa vs Killua
      Lame as shit waifu feed match. It's such a sadness that under sanity rules Killua would be the fastest character this season thus far, but under Swank rules he's the slowest. SUPER LAME, waifugays take your body pillows to hell with you when you go.

      >Stitch vs Rocket
      Fight was actually good and captured the feel of both characters. That Stitch only won because of speed is concerning since this shouldn't have even been close. Rocket getting picosecond speeds because of a fricking foam grenade and multiverse level guns because he once made a weakened Thanos go owie is so stupid Rocket's analysis voted for Macron and African migrants. DECENT.

      So we got DECENT, LAME, and two SUPER LAMES. Not a good season so far.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Waifu
        Does you ascribe this to any anime girl

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          to be fair, most anime fans do that nowadays

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gling nut too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only good fight was stich vs rocket and that got hard carried by stich. The analysis has been terrible as usual.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me why they'd have Vader vs. Obito when they already established SW scaling as ridiculous with Obi-Wan vs. Kakashi, these matchups seem really fricked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can easily go with Naruto to universe+ if you want so.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Muh "themes". That or they'll go full moron with Naruto wank like Narutogay pushes with multiversal stuff. The funny part is that might not matter if they pull the same nonsense for Vader and scale him to The Ones from Clone Wars

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except that Vader doesn't scale to those guys.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Except that Vader doesn't scale to those guys.
          In "DB lore" he does.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He forced them to kneel, that'll be enough for them

          Except that was during the time when he had the potential to be twice as strong in the Force as Sheev. Vader after his lava dip is only 80% of Palps' power.

          That's legends/Lucas canon tho, he's stronger than his younger self in Disney canon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What makes these guys multiverse level anyway?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              supposed to be the anthropomorphic personifications of the light and dark sides of the Force as far as I remember

        • 11 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Dude. They just scaled Rocket to Thanos.
          We are getting universe Vader.

          So I’m not a huge Naruto or SW EU fan. I get the sense this is just a repeat of Kakashi vs Obi Wan and Obito gets stomped? Vader is stronger than Obi Wan and Kakashi is stronger than Obito no?

          Why is this interesting aside from the characters being cool?

          Swank giggled because the spikey hair man shoved his fingers up Obi Wan's ass so he wants to run the fight again.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If we do get universal Vader, then that's like the stupidest and most literal interpretation of: "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My dude, if they actually try to claim that Naruto is multiversal, this shit is done.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They did it to the Chosen Undead, a guy that rolls through wooden doors for a living.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They said sailor moon was universal due to one(1) statement about a mirror dimension being another universe.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Naruto is full of those.

            And they give characters MFTL because they pilot their ships. Obito piloted himself across Kaguya's time spaces.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          We just got Multiversal Raccoon man. I can see it happening

          Except that Vader doesn't scale to those guys.

          Something something "Anakin was able to tussle with one of em so clearly Vader is just as powerful and is thus omniversal!"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They believe kratos is multiversal with infinite speed and strenght. Truth is even naruto defeats him

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seems they really wanna feed Asura to Kratos considering that's the matchup they want for him so they can highball the frick out of him and not consider that Asura doesn't really need character scaling since he's already the source of the strongest feats in his verse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're going to have Obito win this time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the fans are a horde of idiot sheep, and once they saw Obi Wan vs Kakashi they bayed for the associated Vader vs Obito and Luke vs Naruto.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They still did Omniman vs Homelander when it was made clear Ben wanted to do Bardock vs Omniman because it'd bring in views - Naruto and Star Wars still tend to bring in a decent chunk of views as well and Obito vs Vader has been circling vs threads for awhile, it was sadly a foregone conclusion

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DB Vader could beat Goku

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guts beats Vader because he's stronger

      can guts beat yang while her song is playing and a RWBY ad plays before the fight?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I’m not a huge Naruto or SW EU fan. I get the sense this is just a repeat of Kakashi vs Obi Wan and Obito gets stomped? Vader is stronger than Obi Wan and Kakashi is stronger than Obito no?

    Why is this interesting aside from the characters being cool?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vader is stronger than Obi Wan, but Obito is by most reckoning stronger than Kakashi. If you saw Madara vs Aizen, Obito is more a b***h version of Madara.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kakashi is stronger than Obito
      Not exactly, but yeah the general view of the fight is that its just a repeat of Kakashi VS Obiwan only its just shifted to the right with both contestants involved being a bit stronger than their predecessors

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vader is stronger than Obi Wan, but Obito is by most reckoning stronger than Kakashi. If you saw Madara vs Aizen, Obito is more a b***h version of Madara.

        Ok does Obito have any wincons or is this 95/5 in Vader’s favor? What about the time reversal thing madara used in the episode?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe Juubi wank if they allow Obito to have that along with human path hax. I would say lightning frickery might help but I don't think Obito really does that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Izanagi.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Force stasis makes it so Vader just waves his hand and Obito can’t move for however long he wants. He just waits out the super form and kills Obito.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Rinnegan can absorb the force.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If Kakashi couldn't copy any Force abilities because of how it operated, what makes you think they're going to allow Obito to absorb the Force?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The rinnegan is more op than the sharingan

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chakra and the force work exactly the same. They're an omnipotent force that users can manipulate with their bodies.

                They did the reiatsu to chakra conversion, this one is easier.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kakashi is just copying the hand signs of who he’s fighting with the sharingan, it doesn’t actually let u copy the jutsu. Stuff like the rasengan can’t be copied for multiple reasons, and then there’s kekkai genkai which can’t be copied at all since they are specific bloodline traits/abilities.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              According to the narutogay, obito scales from sakura no selling ino mind transfer jutsu (during the chunnin exams)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Force stasis isn't jedi mind trick. That jutsu isn't relevant to it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Death Battle fights usually last 3 minutes
          Izanagi gives Obito immortality and damage negation for 5

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Izanami let's obito pic a scenario that gives him the victory.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They might wank it out for Obito with hax or something this time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically it’s “Kakashi vs Obi Wan was fun, let’s do it again!”.

      Granted, Obito has a way better chance of winning since he has a much better arsenal for the fight. He still loses but it’s not as bad.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if they're going to give Obito the juujuu like they did to Madara. He would be more safe against the light saber if they did.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They probably will, I can't see them giving it to Madara and not him.

          [...]
          Ok does Obito have any wincons or is this 95/5 in Vader’s favor? What about the time reversal thing madara used in the episode?

          Obito is, for all intents and purposes, Madara. We effectively got Kenobi x 1.75 vs Madara x 0.80. How do you think that fight plays out?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Madara summoned the Juubi to himself at one point, Obito didn't.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Look into your heart, anon, and tell me honestly. Do you think they're not going to use Jinchuriki Obito?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah. He's got a cool moveset and all.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They could but I could see them easily skipping it given that they didn’t give Kakashi perfect susanoo. They will argue it’s not standard, takes too much prep, and he lost it.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sad part is that DB would give VN black hole bullshit

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People forget that every ninja in Naruto is at least uni+

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obito isnt Kaguya

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He did better than her in the gravity dimension.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Death Battle good? I haven't seen an episode in ages and always assumed it was fake ragebait meant to stir up controversies for some reason.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not good. Spare yourself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The animations can be fun. The actual debates and reasonings have been complete shit for the past 4-5 seasons. They are somehow becoming worse than VSBW

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      do not ask this here, in this place a lot of people watch everytime but somehow hate it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talking from a purely entertainment standpoint, it's alright. From a debating standpoint, I wouldn't reccomended taking anything you see in the show as fact, especially animation wise as they make characters act OOC.
      The Animation and Music is the only reason to watch, but they've formulated their battles I think ever since they hired people to make custom music. So now instead of long/short battles being a good length, they're usually 3 minutes long and can't showcase each character well or give us awesome interactions.
      They also rely on fakeouts a little too much these days. I feel like older matches ended much more abruptly and kept you on the edge of your seat, and kept you guessing if you didn't have an idea of who'd win (i.e Snake vs Sam, Dante vs Bayonetta).
      When reviewing, it's best graded on what they showcase and how they showcase it vs the results they come to.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dante vs Bayonetta
        the fakeout in that one was so good, they did an innuendo with the sexy girl before she passed away

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I used to rewatch this battle at least once a month at a time in the past, they just don't make them like they used to. All the borrowed Choreography, little details like when Dante pulls out Gilgamesh for a split second to block Takemikazuchi, when they activate Quick Silver/Witch Time without announcing that they're doing it, etc. It would've been perfect if they both had their Style Meters on display.
          I've got to say man, Vergil vs Sephiroth was such a disappointment despite being 3D Animated. It's limited by the Song Runtime, taking away Force Edge from Vergil's kit and a huge lack of interaction between Vergil and Sephiroth. Half the damn fight is Vergil just taking out Seph Illusions (granted it was nice to see Vergil going all out) until he decides to idly stand there and let Sephiroth explain things before practically jobbing to Supernova. I hope if any future Bayo character (or any other Stylish Action game character for that matter) is in a fight, their animation is as top tier as Bayo vs Dante

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the only thing that drags the fight is the obvious incorrect outcome, but at least the animation compensated it. Tifa vs Yang is also another well animated fight in which they frick up the outcome, but the fight itself was enjoyable. The last well animated fight with an incorrect outcome think it was Thor vs WW.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I feel ya, it sucks seeing characters you root for lose because DB always does them dirty, like Dante did NOT need to blow Cereza up like that if that's how they wanted to conclude the fight. That's why I take everything with the grain of salt and remember it's all fanfiction at the end of the day.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dante did NOT need to blow Cereza up like that if that's how they wanted to conclude the fight.
                Another simp. He needed to blow up her body, because he couldn't figure out her actual weak point. Only way for him to kill her, was to destroy entirely her body, till nothing remained of it.

                Same reason Shadow had to vaporize Ryuko. Only way to put them down.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Another simp.
                Nah I rooted for Dante. I just felt it was excessive, granted I was happy Lucifer was even used. Dude didn't even retrieve Yamato out of her iirc too - which could've lead to a cool kill where he takes it out of her, sheathes it and then she gets eviscerated

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I'm goofy, he DID take the Yamato

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Another thing I just noticed, Dante pulls out fricking Alastor on the Clock Tower. I was wondering why his Rebellion slashes were blue until I was able to see what Sword he was actually holding.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                cont. Wait, but that now begs the question of why Bayonetta simply didn't blow up Dante. It's easier than blowing up a planet.

                Anyway, the Ryuko at least made sense, because... they used composite Shadow, who can blow up planets, I guess. Because Adventure Shadow died lamely and wasn't definitely planet buster. But 06, which I'm not sure is canon anymore, and... frick it, he was a composite. That's why he won.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I used to rewatch this battle at least once a month at a time in the past, they just don't make them like they used to. All the borrowed Choreography, little details like when Dante pulls out Gilgamesh for a split second to block Takemikazuchi, when they activate Quick Silver/Witch Time without announcing that they're doing it, etc. It would've been perfect if they both had their Style Meters on display.
              I've got to say man, Vergil vs Sephiroth was such a disappointment despite being 3D Animated. It's limited by the Song Runtime, taking away Force Edge from Vergil's kit and a huge lack of interaction between Vergil and Sephiroth. Half the damn fight is Vergil just taking out Seph Illusions (granted it was nice to see Vergil going all out) until he decides to idly stand there and let Sephiroth explain things before practically jobbing to Supernova. I hope if any future Bayo character (or any other Stylish Action game character for that matter) is in a fight, their animation is as top tier as Bayo vs Dante

              Talking from a purely entertainment standpoint, it's alright. From a debating standpoint, I wouldn't reccomended taking anything you see in the show as fact, especially animation wise as they make characters act OOC.
              The Animation and Music is the only reason to watch, but they've formulated their battles I think ever since they hired people to make custom music. So now instead of long/short battles being a good length, they're usually 3 minutes long and can't showcase each character well or give us awesome interactions.
              They also rely on fakeouts a little too much these days. I feel like older matches ended much more abruptly and kept you on the edge of your seat, and kept you guessing if you didn't have an idea of who'd win (i.e Snake vs Sam, Dante vs Bayonetta).
              When reviewing, it's best graded on what they showcase and how they showcase it vs the results they come to.

              >Sephiroth vs Vergil
              Correct outcome, but mediocre animation.
              >Dante vs Bayonetta
              Wrong outcome, but good animation.
              >WW vs Thor
              I disagree here. At the time, the outcome was debatable, but the animation was mediocre.
              >Yang vs Tifa
              I don't know what DB had against FF7 in the first seasons.
              >Sam vs Snake
              Correct outcome and good animation. We got a winner here.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now I want to see your thoughts on every 3D animated battle

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not today, but maybe one day. Terminator vs Robocop, Cloud vs Link and Superman vs Goku came to mind and I just feel lazy. Not to mention how much of a leeway Deadpool was given against Deathstroke.

                >inb4 but muh 4th wall jokes are above narratives
                Ugh.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The animations are fun, but if you care about either character or actually debating which one would win its awful.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno. The Stitch VS Rocket animation is growing on me to be the best animation in the season so far. It's fun and I liked Stitch's Aloha finisher before biting the wrist device.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Stitch mean hello or goodbye when he said aloha?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd assume the latter

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how fast is Zim?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Transcends speed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This is possibly the most infamous feat from the Invader Zim comics, where Zim and Dib work out so hard that they bend the fabric of space and time and transcend to a higher state of being, affecting an infinite amount of universes. So what is the problem? Well, aside from being far and above many leagues beyond anything else they've done in the series, Zim and Dib were actually cheating - they were using special equipment that would enhance their performance. Not only that, but they only achieved this state after a prolonged period of time and exercise with the equipment - and in addition, the act of going outside of the multiverse was only achieved once they got to that state. What this means is that in order for the equipment to get them to such a power in the first place, Zim would be essentially self-BFRing himself, and has not shown to be able to go back normally. While he has some level of influence over Zims from all across the multiverse, this is only to continue to do sit-ups. He hasn't shown to be able to accurately fight in the normal universe while his consciousness is in this state.

        https://g12dbfg.blogspot.com/2023/04/crypto-vs-zim.html?m=1

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Being far and above many leagues beyond anything else they've done in the series, Zim and Dib were actually cheating because special equipment!
          As if that has ever stopped those G1 homosexuals before with other characters.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The blog he linked was actually unaffiliated with the G1 blogs

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's also got The Scary Fast Drive and Mars thing to put him MFTL after the dumbassery they just pulled with Stitch.

          >rocket racoon vs stitch
          What the frick? Stitch stomps effortlessly.

          He did but they made it more as a speed thing and gave Rocket fricking Thanos scaling to make him multiversal. Stitch got the win due to being faster rather than just stat stomping Rocket everywhere as he should have.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >stat stomping Rocket everywhere as he should have.
            As someone whos watched both the series and the anime I'm finding it really hard to be impressed by Stitch.
            His feats of strength are stretched between long periods of him getting knocked around by everyone and everything, often winning through some mundane means or plans that Lilo has to come up with. His intelligence feats are borderline non-existent, and he has no impressive speed feats either, and it makes no sense to scale his speed to his sheep.
            Fricking fatass Jumba almost killed Stitch with no equipment or help whatsoever by just pushing him off a surfboard, only getting saved because David rescued him.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >long periods of getting knocked around
              They have to stretch the episodes Anon, when you are OP you kinda just get smacked around or don't use your full potential.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is he OP though? His durability feats are real, sure, but more often than not he wins moreso by the opponents stupidity than his own intelligence or strength.
                His foes are experiments who can do things like make popcorn really well and sell chocolate.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's still equipment and that is still a wincon for zim

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think even Otto stopped defending eventually Thor vs WW.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he cares either way.
      And even then, it's a fight that no one will agree on a virdict for anyway.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's 2023 and i genuinely think the living tribunal vs the spectre is one of the few big cosmic fights between marvel and DC that'd actually work on a thematic level

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about Dream vs Nightmare, or Starro vs Shuma-Gorath? Trigon vs Dormammu is highly requested, as well

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dream vs Nightmare
        Ungodly stomp in Dream's direction.
        >Starro vs Shuma Gorath
        No connections beyond the both of them having one eye and tentacles. Starro's way beneath Shuma's ballpark unless you wanna wank him that bad.
        >Trigon vs Dormammu
        Dormammu stomps unless they wanna wank Trigon's NLFs to let him win.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are Dream's feats? Isn't Nightmare around the same level as Galactus?

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rocket racoon vs stitch
    What the frick? Stitch stomps effortlessly.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Clowns on Dracula and Ganon

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    On paper stitch vs rocket waa good but then they went on a pay attention to the anime and realized how badly a stomp was in favor of stitch. They wanked rocket and still lost

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd they have to do Ice Cream Guy dirty like that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they hate fat people.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least they called out that it was a tad excessive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who should these lunatics fight?

      What happened to him? How horrible was it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He got turned into red gooo upon Stitch's re-entry just before he could enjoy his Ice Cream replacement 🙁

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Psycho Rangers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a bunch of Pirakers.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Uchiha vs Force User
    Obito's getting blinded before getting killed isn't he?

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically how would they fight go?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xavier has better telepathy feats, but MM can resist them for the second it takes to use his Martian Vision to burn a hole in his head.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's been walking fine for a while now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xavier is for Niles 'The Chief' Caulder

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know what, yeah.

        yo

        Charles Xavier vs Niles Caulder.

        • 11 months ago
          Thumbnail Anon
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice, thanks TN Anon.

            • 11 months ago
              Thumbnail Anon

              np, anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >G-AAAAHHHHHH
      >AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
      >both of their heads explode

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Phoenix >>>>>>>>> MM >= Xavier imo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'd say j'onn and xavier should be peers in psionics but xavier relies on it a lot more than j'onn does so he'd win a tp duel

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next battle is so bad. It's full on zoomercringe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Star wars is gen x and naruto millenial

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think either of them wanted this fight? No, it's the zoomers from r/deathbattlematchups or something.
        Star Wars characters should be fighting other Science Fantasy or Fiction characters, not shonen manga characters.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Star Wars characters should be fighting other Science Fantasy or Fiction characters, not shonen manga characters.
          Ikr? Shit's like the fricking white genocide of fictional genres, they are comparing oranges to apples

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what to do

    • 11 months ago
      Thumbnail Anon

      I'm working on it

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soo What would you rather have thread? All 12 Talismans or any 12 Sheng Gong Wu you can choose?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Wu. The Talismans can be great in tandem, but since you can only reasonably mix tow of them at a time since you're not Shendu, you'll have to hotswap often (though Horse and Dog talisman make you set for life since you'll be immortal and immune to disease through regen). Wu have more hax shit like teleportation, time travel, etc.

      or you could just be real degen and use the Rat talisman to make your waifu and favorite shit real exactly as they are in their own media, powers included

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming we can control them then Talismans are generally more useful even if Shen Gong Wu have some strong combos and utility.

      >Horse and Dog combo is super strong and can make you crazy amounts of money as both a healer and repair
      >Rat has the potential to be hyper broken and can just get you what you feasibly want from the Shen Gong Wu. Use it on a disney's genie doll and you're golden
      >Sheep for spying and just doing extra stuff when you are sleeping. Go on dream adventures or do inception stuff
      >The speed of rabbit can be extremely busted based on certain eps compared to the Wu
      >Monkey for general spying are goofing around

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll Just freeze you with the golden finger and no diff gg brah

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Heat Beam Eyes or just had my homie Genie nullify shen gong wu powers kek

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hit you with the Sphere of Yun
            Nice try kek

            Don't you need to say the Wu's name to use it or was that just flavor? Rabbit's speed was busted so in a Talisman VS Wu user that combined with snake and ox would frick shit up

            Yes but
            >Shard of lightening
            >FTL speed while you stay still like Za Worldo
            It's no use brah

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yes but
              Oh, then no rabbit blitzes fricking hard if you need to vocally activate the Wu first.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Shroud of shadows so you can't see me
                >Crystal glasses to see what you're gonna do
                >Golden finger to freeze you
                >Shadow of fear to mess with you psychologically
                >Kuzusu Atom to destroy you for the win
                You can't handle the Wu bro

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter what Wu you have if you need to say their name to use em and rabbit is dumb at its highest showings that you'd be smeared before you said the first syllable.

                That and Rat is just dumb in general as you can just make yourself invulnerable if you smart with it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"Shroud o-"
                >Get turned into a jellyfish by monkey talisman

                >Crystal glasses
                >See what you're gonna do before
                >Serpants tails
                >Can't touch this
                >Fist of tebigong
                >One punch you into a splat mark
                And depending how we meet, trying to capture the same item results in a xiaolin showdown under my rules

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"Shroud o-"
                >Get turned into a jellyfish by monkey talisman

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't you need to say the Wu's name to use it or was that just flavor? Rabbit's speed was busted so in a Talisman VS Wu user that combined with snake and ox would frick shit up

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can anyone link the previous thread or the fight?

    • 11 months ago
      Thumbnail Anon

      https://mega.nz/folder/zc4gBIQL#NrVixNe99LJ0KkQQVqMwmg/file/KAAEULiZ

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So are Legends star wars characters actually FTL and planet/continent busters? It still sounds so weird to me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you misinterpret stuff and take one-off events way out of context, yeah you can get FTL planetbusting Jedi. But that shit doesn't work in most Star Wars stories.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >planet/continent busters
      No, star busters actually, only redditor morons will tell you otherwise

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not super fluent with EU Wars but the planet busting things come from some sort of force bomb that some jedi diffused so its kind of bullshit. Though I think there was some shit about Palpatine actually moving planets or black holes with the force?

      Dunno about FTL outside of "muh lasers" or "piloting space ships". There's some bits of like "moving so fast its as if he was wielding multiple blades at once" or "moving so fast it was as if time stopped for the rest of the world"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh you can kinda have stuff like movie statements and even moden guides saying Vader was the strongest weapon of the Empire and Palpatine, which you could extrapolate as being above the Death Star and Starkiller Base (really wank, but just saying it's there). Otherwise you have Darth Nihilus eating planets to satiate his Force hunger

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >which you could extrapolate as being above the Death Star
          Luke (post-OT) has a direct statement of holding more destructive power than the death star

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Though I think there was some shit about Palpatine actually moving planets or black holes with the force
        Wankatine's a fricking trip

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      writers don't know science so any word they say should be treated the same way historians treat ancient accounts

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Vader vs Obito 3D?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We won't know for certain until next week, but probably.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rocket stat wise is almost the same as Stitch
    What the frick? No you fricking don't. Rocket isn't anywhere close to Stitch. This is like Superman vs Goku all over again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not exactly. They said Stitch mogs him in everything but firepower but that firepower was le multiversal so it was a fight of who'd get the first hit first and Stitch won out because speed and smarts

      Still massively moronic they made Rocket's weapons universal / multiversal by scaling him to fricking Thanos since it hurt him once. What's next, we gonna get multiversal Spiderman because he also hurt Thanos?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spider man hurt Thanos
        Multiversal Spider Man

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we gonna get multiversal Spiderman because he also hurt Thanos?
        Yes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much every character on Marvel and DC are multiverse level now. How the frick do these guys sleep at night

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are lying when they say that, if you hadn't noticed people will make shit up in these threads

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blog is out

    https://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2022/07/death-battle-predictions-darth-vader-vs.html?m=1

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The incel won by 1 vote yay. Which means he will lose the battle kek.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Death Battle HARD LEANS into the stat advantage.

        Stitch could have gotten one shot by a multiversal gun, but won because of the speed and ap advatange, which vader has on the blog and comparing obi wan to madara.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick does Vader have the speed advantage when Obito navigated through a time-space into 6 dimensions?

          lol feats work for some but not for others? Skyrim dude got infinite speed because of an arrow that went to another dimension.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Naruto isn't multiversal.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              By Death Battle logic he should be.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so if they do use Maxwell will they scale him to canon DC heroes or the stuff exclusive to the crossover?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crossovers aren't canon. If crossover were part of any DB discussion, then Ryu scales to Galactus and Scorpion has no limits too cause of mkvsdc

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the crossover itself is canon to Scribblenauts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if swan's in charge

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how so?

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No sign of debating for the upcoming fight in the thread
    Cmon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I"m sorry, but this match is not my favorite obscure mu nobody knows of so no I will not argue it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am sorry, but this match is not Dragon Ball related and for that reason I will not argue it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if Vader is wearing a Jiren shirt and Obito is wearing a Vegeta shirt?

    • 11 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Discussions are so lame when Swank rules are on.
      "ZOMG guys, Darth Vader scales to the force gods so he can blow up a multiverse!"

      It's so fricking lame.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obito wins via pulling vader's soul.
      /thread

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ......out of his dick.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Obito wins via pulling vader's soul.
          /thread

          Vader can pull himself back to his body

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure if you have notice but it's starting to be very difficult to debate when Death Battle just goes turbo wank on everything and calls it a day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obit op should win with sanity rules but with swank in charge he loses.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Swank: I don't believe Naruto/Bleach is universal
        Also Swank: Chosen Undead? That's universal.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Swank: I don't believe Naruto/Bleach is universal
          >Also Swank: Chosen Undead? That's universal.
          It's shit like this that makes normies realize how fraudulent this shit is.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just like to believe that with some series, like Bleach and Naruto they're just taking it slow, because if they use all the feats in just one episode then they'll have to repeat them ad infinitum the same way they already do with DC and Marvel.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's a terrible cope. Because it implies that the "researchers" are not familiar with the stories but "learn about them" as they go along.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          also Star Wars universal when everything but the movies is not canon

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring me Saber

    (Not a shitmon)

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vaderbros!!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pitiful

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Submit, Kriptonian.

          Your power is insignificant next to the power of the dark side. (Unlimited power)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >literally whistles the dark side away... again
            That was easy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the rings>

          [...]

          gems

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Both are meaningless compared to the dark side

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What a pitiful form I'll show you the true power of the dark side *does a DBZ transformation and becomes this*
              How would the threads react?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very few people know dark dimension vader. But it would be hype

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't dark dimension Vader just some kind of inner journey thing? Wasn't it all in his head?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Him vs God Doom without the scaling wank?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            looool no they are not

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe matchups
    >This is what columbo does every day
    >The match will just be light making an ass of himself until he fricks up
    >Columbo was just too smart for him to handle.
    >Most of the match is just them making witty one liners to each other.
    >This is what swan wants for both.
    It'll do negative views than just doing lelouch or even fricking Walter white.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna watch weebs seethe over it

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this halo got to another dimension. If you're going to give Stitch MFTL, this is an even more valid feat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It works like this. Everyone is connected no matter their location in the Universe.

      Universe includes dimensions and other space anomalies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was no other dimension, everyone was on earth.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Code is in another dimension.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Except he wasn't when that chakra wave happened.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Proof?

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are they going to bullshit that the force can't be absorbed after having made an even wilder conversion with reiatsu?

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What verses can he beat?

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Sharingan can be used to destroy universes.

    Can the Force do this?

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At what time will be available the Stitch VS Rocket's fight?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's available right now on the mega posted earlier.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where?

        I was just on Youtube and it's not there yet.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obito was able to navigate his consciousness across Kaguya's dimensions and even perceive how vast they are. When he said "this is a vast time-space" he was talking about her 6 dimensions not just one.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way Stitch is actually that smart. Did they not watch the show? He gets tricked all the time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He also gets tagged by coconuts all the time and they still gave him mftl speed.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And hes gotten overpowered by Lilo.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty funny that after the Spider-verse movie the comments on Batman Beyond vs Spider-Man 2099 now joke Miguel's loss is a "canon event"

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also the fight animation on Batman Beyond vs Spider-Man 2099 is actually better than most 2D fights in recent memory what the frick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      By chance do you ever check out fight videos posted by other channels? I ran into this:

      was pretty ok for a 3D fight.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically Rocket could easily just rocket away and build one of the 50000 machines that have restrained Stitch and then drown him, but I guess that's not in the spirit of DB.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats more likely Rocket being confident that he can kill Stitch and getting himself killed or doing what you said.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats actually not likely at all.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vader is stronger than Obi Wan right? And Obi Wan had a pretty sizable advantage over Kakashi, I don't see how Obito can win this. I get that this is a popular matchup but none of the fights so far have really grabbed me, wish they would bring in some new series that change up the dynamics of DB or something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vader is stronger than Obi Wan right?
      no, only an idiot would think this
      he jobbed multiple times to Kenobi
      then again, just an idiot would think of putting iconic star wars characters vs naruto ones
      what are these buttholes smoking?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darth Vader is literally the most powerful villain in all of fiction

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stitch tends to stay calm while Rocket is more brash
    Stitch is insanely temperamental and makes mistakes all the time.

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name a character that can't be wanked to universal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Name a character that can't be wanked to universal
      Any character that hasn't blown up even a moon, planet or galaxy. Nor stop someone who has, in a fair fight.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dante

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dante
          Add Zatanna, Kratos and Goku.
          Or any One Piece character.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dante
        Add Zatanna, Kratos and Goku.
        Or any One Piece character.

        >Goku
        >Nor stop someone who has, in a fair fight.
        Nice try, trying to slip GODku in the list.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Izzy O'Toole?

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stitch is FTL
    Well shit, how fast is this random mook that defeated Stitch then?

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nani and Jumba are both multiuniverse level.

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rocketsissies crying and shitting their pans rn
    lol lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like both characters. But Stitch just does not have the feats or experience to back up his win at all.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So are we all supposed to memoryhole the anime and comics he had?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          As if you even watched the anime.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not an argument, answer the question now anon.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Does it matter if you memoryhole something you didnt see? The anime barely helps you. Just like in the cartoon, most of his opponents are pretty pathetic and yet Stitch often needs help anyway. And whenever Stitch goes against anybody who can do more than do things like smell really bad or pretend to be Santa, Stitch has an extraordinary tendency to be knocked out or captured until the plot saves him.

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swan also thinks Dio is faster than Madara, Aizen, Naruto, and Goku combined

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he did not. They didn't put a number on Madara or Aizen. Just left both at FTL.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He said dio is 1500x FTL while the rest are vaguely FTL. Goku was like 800x FTL

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rockets speed feat is that his machines "operate down to the pictosecond"
    >Stitchs speed feat is that he can ride in a rocketship
    Im sorry, am I missing something?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dr Fate was as fast as a BrickCHAD threw his helmet and nobody called that out. Consequences

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I missing something
      Just that their research team has been absolutely moronic rather than sorta moronic for a good while now. It says something when they've managed to surpass VSBW levels of stupid in some instances.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nuance and context are concepts lost on people that argue based on cherry picked incidents and have never actually consumed the media they purport to base their arguments on.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't even tell which side you're arguing for but sure.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I seriously like to believe they're holding off multiversal Nardo and Bleach for Kaguya vs Yhwach.

    Yhwach was merging the real world with soul society with his power. That should be an easy multiverse level by Death Battle logic but nope lol
    Meanwhile the guy that rolls through crates and wooden doors gets it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe.

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, we're about to find out of the jannies are feeling merciful right now. New thread, move when needed:

    [...]

    If this doesn't work, back to picking vaguely Cinemaphile related OP images.

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