Next fight is Guts (Berserk) vs Dimitri (Fire Emblem) on Aug 14th.
Sources to be used:
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/07/suggested-media-dimitri.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/07/suggested-media-guts.html
Speedy RAN LIKE A b***h.
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Where my Lego-bros at?
if you're generous you could give Jay his elemental weapon and scale it to the durability of these guys which would make him universal but even in the story it's just weakness exploitation allowing them to ignore the durability of these frickers
This is actually the first podcast I'm interested in seeing.
>(probably) the first Lego matchup they've ever mentioned
>will they still call Mikey moronic
Wat
>RWBY vs TMNT and Ninjago vs TMNT more popular than Gargoyle vs TMNT
Based
>Gargoyles vs TMNT living rent free in anon's head
Priceless
It's incredible, they got BTFOed here and are still mad
They already ddi RWBY vs TMNT years ago
https://twitter.com/DEATHBATTLE/status/1225839565908217856
Who can fight Goku (BETRAYED and TRAPPED)?
Goku who was BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the HYPERBOLIC TIME CHAMBER and FELL IN LIVE with ZENO'S MOM
>the manga
the manga gets contradicted by the movie itself, lets not forget Bejita meditating was because he was mimicking Jiren, the same Jiren that doesn't meditate at all in the manga
>makes toon force gays cry
>shat himself over toon force
SHITTED
>Is above Beeru's creator
post scans of how strong she is
Above Akira's avatar level. In the third game this guy was tasked to carry his legacy and write manga for him post his death bed.
He has to be saved 3 times across the three games, and Zola is easily the strongest being in the Blue Dragonverse.
so basic Dr Slump shit? God solos
Dr. Slump isn't above Toriyama.
it is
It clearly isn't since it's a manga, writen by Toriyama. Toriyama's death is canon to the Blue Dragon universe and that little robot is his image post death. Obviously, Zola solos all fiction.
Get fricked
Zola jobs
Nice quads, however, no being above Toriyama himself can job to any of his creations. So, hum, get fricked. Zola is the strongest of Toriyama's characters.
The winner: Roronoa Zola
your waifu jobs
it is
I don't get why you think it being a manga makes it less legitimate... Isn't that the opposite of how it usually works?
Because they're still stuck in manga rules. Toriyama has to draw them. Such law isn't applied to Blue Dragon because it's a videogame universe.
>this is what waifushitters unironically believe
Are you trying to deny feats now? if Toripo is Toriyama's level, then Blue Dragon is above that because he isn't even top tier in that universe, he's a regular character.
That's not the part people are arguing against. Their wondering why this logic doesn't apply to Dr. Slump and Dragonball too.
Your only stated reasoning has been saying manga doesn't count which is a very strange perspective.
Toriropo is still the one who has to draw them. Such rule doesn't apply to Blue Dragon.
Also nothing tells us Tobiropo is at the same level of Toripo, who took the role of Akira Toriyama post his death. I find it quite funny that a game has canonized his death to begin with.
If anything that just makes him less legit since Toripo is not a direct avatar, but a successor.
Anyways claiming a character is higher in scaling just because more people were involved in their creation is a unique stance and I don't think most people use that as criteria. In fact a lot of people go to the source material for more accurate information... Which in this case is manga only made by a handful of people.
No, he was built by Toriyama at his image, it's there in the game. Also in the first game he was his avatar.
Doesn't change what I said.
Why does that put him above other Toriyama avatars? I don't understand the logic here.
Zola solos. chu~
Stay coping cuz I don't need to explain shit. Wikipedia and google are free.
Wikipedia and Google don't agree with you. You have yet to explain why Arale doesn't get the same benefits of this character even though she has literally blown up and shit on Toriysma's avatar.
You haven't even really presented an argument at all to be honest.
>Also nothing tells us Tobiropo is at the same level of Toripo, who took the role of Akira Toriyama post his death.
???
Toripo relies on scaling to the author to be seen impressive. And you're doubting the author is in Toripo's level? This is completely backwards.
I genuinely don't understand this train of thought. Do you think video games just magically manifest themselves? They have creators and rules too, even if there are more people involved. But when it comes to a self insert, wouldn't an iteration closer to the creators own sentiment always be superior?
Even if you don't agree, Toriyama's self insert appears in several Dragonball games, as a combatant no less.
Casual.
That's just his avatar. And still a manga, which BD is above to.
It's Tori robo in both cases, what do you mean?
Here's a not-robot version of him in Dr. Slump.
Guts preview looked good. Glad they handled it well.
Hoping the Dimitri one is good too. If the writing holds like it did in the guts preview we could have a great episode.
what the frick. This character doesn't deserve to be the strongest of Akira's creations!! It's not fair!!
Shut the frick up victoriamikoto231
>Beerus kneels to this character every day
I'm jealous of the guy, ngl. I wish he would take me a good pic of her because all her images on Google are low quality.
So, an anon asked last thread and I'm wondering if anyone has any ideas who Reptile (MK) could fight
Riptor or Lizardman
Yeah that was me. I'm not too invested in a matchup for him, it's just that his MK1 reveal made me think how odd it was that for all the MK episodes they've done, none of them include the third OG ninja. One of the most common matchups I see for Reptile I see is Lizardman from Soul Caliber.
Because revenge and murder hobos or something like that.
tbf, Reptile doesn't have a lot of things to make connections with. Especially considering his reputation as a Jobber.
Conan.
If you have to ask why, you aren't cool enough for this match.
The Barbarian?
Conan In a matchup is cool enough. I dont care.
>liking old shitter franchise languishing makes me cool
I love Otto, he's very funny.
dumb dumbs with big egos in a land of dumb dumbs is great comedic potential
Why Dimitri? Dude is literally hated for his own fanbase
Nice try Edeltard
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>Zola solos fiction
Why is there a comment from 19 minutes ago on that vid
I highly doubt that since she needs to take him out Superman specifically since he has no limits
Why are people here so easy to bite bait? It's never even good bait as well
First powergay thread?
No, I'm currently waiting for someone to post a fate image with someone declaring them the strongest that way 10+ people can respond to it again.
It's the same couple of posters doing it every thread.
Beerus>>>>>>
>>Blue JOBgon>>>>> Toriyama
>b-b-but fill-ACK!!!
All filler is canon according to Toriyama. Cope listtroon.
Farmer with a shotgun beats all of em
True.
>Feats are invalid because... because I said so!!!
Cope, Dragon Cucks. Blue Dragon solos your verse.
Not my fault if Toriyama himself decided to become a character!
That is fine. Beerus curbstomped Torishima and he whipped Toriyama like a dog. Blue JOBgon jobs to Beerus.
>posting non-canon fanfiction again
kek Beerus shits and pisses himself at the presence of ZenO, who is still under Toriyama's power.
Burden of proof is on you listtroon. I have posted facts that blow your claims out of the water. Keep coping tho.
no proof of Beerus being above his creator like Zola? I accept your confession.
>minute apart
>they have no argument against the fact that I have posted
Kek. Beerus>Torishima>Blue JOBgon>Toriyama
nice try beeruschizo.
beerus is beneath goku level since the first dbs arc, schizo.
You're fricking malding!!
The matter of a fact is, Toripo is canon to the Blue Dragon continuity. The fact that he scales to his creator, and outlived him, makes this verse scale far higher than Dragon Ball.
You jobbed to arguments. The whole Dragon Ball verse would fit in Zola's hands.
Your status? Coping yourself to death.
>still no evidence to debunk my factual argument
>mindless drivel
Yup yup. Sorry Listtroon, Torishima
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Debunk what? Blue Dragon is the only piece of media that somehow treats Toriyama's death as part of its canon events. Get fricked lmao. You're only coping because you wish you had these feats in Dragon Ball instead.
Your purple cat ain't beating DC ever.
>DC out of nowhere
>still has no answer to the interview
Concession accepted listroon. Beerus>Torishima>Blue JOBgon> Toriyama.
>Beerus>Toriyama
XD
>Beerus is based on Toriyama's cat
>Toriyama jobs to his own cat
YES!! Cope listtroon.
gee Listtroon I didn't know you like DC
>still using the non canon filler episode.
>tiktok brainless tier wank for SCAREDrus (aka FEARus).
Beerus kneels
So is Gear 5 just cartoon physics?
No, it’s babymode reality warping. Call me when Luffy is lassoing a sun or turning a painted wall into a functional road.
I mean he did grab lightning like Popeye that one time
>it’s babymode reality warping
You must’ve missed that part of my post. He hasn’t even done something comparable to the other impressive things someone like Popeye has done.
Toonforce isn’t even a thing, it’s a made up term that just describes various levels of reality warp. It’s complete cancer because any time any character does something remotely “cartoonish” it gets labeled as MUH TOONFORCE, when in reality all they did was get their head squished like a pancake.
Yeah it seems dumb to automatically equate Fred Flintstone to Popeye.
Actually, Toon Force is mostly used on characters who's universes really don't follow natural physics laws rather than single characters themselves.
Looney Tunes are probably some of the most clear examples, is not that Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck have "toon force" superpowers, is that Looney Tunes as a whole is a world setting where real life laws don't govern them.
It is somewhat misused with characters that belong in more "grounded" settings, but this remains important as this is less of a "superpower" and more like the nature of the setting itself, the "natural inherent law" of the characters so to say.
This is what I want to know. People keep calling it toonforce but that's the ability to use cartoon logic to win just cause it would be funny, like Droopy. Not all toons have toonforce. Look at poor Tom from Tom and Jerry. Cartoon physics don't stop him from getting bested constantly.
It stops Tom from getting killed and turned into a red smear
Fred can take giant boulders landing on his head and getting launched several hundred yards, and is strong enough to lift and propel his own vehicle. He's not in Popeye's tier, but he's stronger than his base.
The whole point is he isn't Popeye tier. The whole purpose of the comparison was showing not all "toon" characters are created equal.
>Popeye tier
Star level at best
Sure, not really the point of the comparison but that seems about right.
Description wise yes but powergays have been having a field day b***hing about it. It simply has two few showings to really say at this point. His latest (ie second) brief appearance had him manifest functioning magnifying goggles from his hair so take that as you will.
Too few*
>reality warping
Isn’t he just applying his own rubber properties to objects around him? By that logic, base Luffy is a self-reality warper
It isnt just rubber though like the physical eye popping, stars, and other toon stuff that actually happen and arent just a gag
I mean, yeah. They're making it apparent that this isn't just a visual gag and is in fact happening
He's at least once shown to be manifesting something out of thin air (or hair rather)
it might get crazier as he gets more fights in the form
If I’m not mistaken he can’t use G5 against someone he hates
ENTER
Exit.
It will happen eventually Fate gay....
>not posting the REAL God-Emperor MU
>not posting the REAL REAL God-Emperor MU
it's impressive how far back this one goes. why is it even a rivalry?
MU debates are at its core fandom wienerfights. No victory nor defeat matters, the debates never die because there's not a real reference point, much less an interest in objectivity, partially because the subject itself is subjective from the get go.
>not posting the REAL REAL REAL God-Emperor MU
>Persona/FE schizos will likely wank Dimitri to absurds levels and they are also adding gameplay mechanics in the most autist way possible.
>Story's Author passed away and his story even if ended will not live up to expectations.
>Girlfriend taken away again and likely to be raped... again too.
>Will be killed by a FE character.
>Had a lot of better matchups and the lamest was chosen.
Its not fair.
Nah hes fine. He faces stronger opponents than him every day!
If it makes you feel better Berserk schizos are probably go "berserk" after he dies. Also his only better matchup was against Clare, who's even more unknown than Dimitri.
His best match pairing is with Jack
Not really, I would like to see Jack get another win but the match up itself isn't very good.
Agreed, anon
Geralt fits him better setting-wise, and he wins that 7/10
>NO, I DIDNT WANT GUTS TO DIE TO A RANDOMISH SPEAR MAN!
>I WANTED HIM TO DIE TO A RANDOM ANIME WOMAN, A CAT MAN AND A SWORDSMAN A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN HIM NOOOO
I don’t understand Berserk fans. From what I’m seeing, the only reason they don’t like the match up is because it’s Fire Emblem, since basically every flaw in Dimitri vs Guts is present in all of Guts’ other MU’s
>Guts gets stomped!!
That applies to basically all of his big fights, especially Jack and Geralt.
>The connections suck!!
That applies to all of his fights except for Claymore I think.
>He doesn’t deserve to lose because his author died!!
I don’t even know what to say about this one it’s just confusing as shit. Does that mean every Marvel and Disney character should win their fights since Lee/Walt died?
I think the most mine boggling thing to me is the fact that some of them, not all, not even majority, not even most, SOME of them want Guts vs Jack. It makes no sense, what’s the appeal other than “Eastman made by Westman vs vice versa”.
*mind boggling
I have no idea how I fat fingered e.
>Geralt
Geralt woyld definitely lose. His schtick is that he is fantasy Batman and requires prep time to deal with shit. He'd get mowed down by Guts in a random sudden encounter
>Jack winning
Yeah, and more if you dont use absurds statements. Its not a stomp only clear cut, like Lara vs Nathan.
>Geralt Winning
Geralt feats are shit. There are few things between Geralt and Dragon Slayer turning him into paste.
Samurai Jack is cool, I would be fine with him besting Guts but not FEshit.
Who the frick is the cat man?
Stay strong, Gutsbro. He does this every single day.
after he cucked nightmare out of a W (and therefore doomed soul calibur to a 0-2 record), it's only fair that he takes an L now
>Haha get fricked Berserkgay. Fire Emblem supremacy.
They’re not using game guts
Should just be lore vs lore
Such it berserkgays Guts is wanked to he'll and he sill gets bodied by Dimitri
>such it
>to he’ll
>he sill
If this isn’t bait then you need to either turn on or turn off your auto correct.
Fire Emblem fans tell me that Dimitri is a weak guy tho. Dimitri is just Guts fodder
Most fire emblem fans are not into this vsbattle stuff, plus Guts has this aura around him as being unstoppable. He's like Doomslayer lite in that sense, people think he's stronger than he actually is.
>Fire Emblem fans tell me that Dimitri is a weak guy tho
Dimtri is literally the strongest person in three houses apart from byleth
Hell if you go off stat caps I think he caps out 10 points higher than Byleth.
I mean,Guts stomps because he is the Chad while Dimitri is just a pretty anime boy
Blue Dragon's anime was surprisingly good too. Way better than Shipter, that much I can tell.
Is Toriyama's narration is true he got to shake hands with Ian Gillan.
I actually got some moron to tell me Beerus scales above Toriyama. Holy FUARK.
He ain't even ZenO level, b***h.
Kneel to the strongest Akira creation.
Tetsuo rapes her
She's here to castrate Beeru's balls.
>thebluelatino1
The jokes write themselves.
Why do you know him?
I don’t? I was pointing out how it’s a literal Hispanic owned image. I’m not even sure how you could misinterpret that.
>Racism out of nowhere
I win.
>No sells the Death Note
Does anyone think that there will ever be a match that could rival the salt from Goku vs Superman or Ben vs Hal? Maybe Goku vs Sonic if they wank Sonic so much that he some how wins.
Pic unrelated.
Basically any high tier DC character losing to someone not from Marvel. Aside from that, Giorno losing to Joker
>Giorno losing to Joker
fricking how would that be possible in any way, shape or form
like, there is a limit to jokerwank. And I know GER isnt even the strongest stand in the series contrary to popular believe, but he STILL should negdiff him
Just go onto any comments section or vs wiki.
do you guys mean joker from persona or joker from dc? Just googled it and only found ones for the second one
though whatevevr the case may be, why the frick does everyone say "he defeated someone thats MFTL++++++++++ or whatever the frick, therefore hes that as well"??? Like, D4C lovetrain is certainly as shit not ftl yet it would absolutely dogpiss on made in heaven before a universal reset
Joker from persona 5.
I thought it was due to the fact that GER could react while time while being skipped or something
times never skipped, diavolo only erases peoples perception of time
he DOES skip time
source
his literal stats description
his descriptions in the story
my impression was that he cut time like a film roll. if a sequence of events is 1-2-3-4 then he'd make it 1-4
that's kinda what he does
0 idea where that other schizo got his "perception" idea
Joker from DC Comics.
Persona Joker obviously. Who the hell is asking for DC Joker vs Giorno?
>DC joker beats giorno because of his intelligence
Kino
He's talking about Giorno's intelligence.
Joker scales to Batman who has kicked Specter once.
Vs peeps, who have never played p5, think joker is some sort of undefinable beast that transcends concepts and time.
Giorno's only hope is swan backing him up. If guts loses this match due to fire emblem wank, it practically seals the deal for giorno or any other less wankable character losing. GER should neg joker completely.
>If guts loses this match due to fire emblem wank
tbh i can see dimitri winning even without moronic "hes ftl since he dodges light attacks" or other moronic stuff. He canonically has superstrength that makes him easily lift a horse and its carriage above his head with one arm without sweating. He singlehandeldly wiped out entire battalions during the timeskip which consist of up to 300 to 1000 soldiers.
Though i dont really care who wins, i just want to kick in edelsharts fricking face so she can never speak any dumb shit out of her fricking mouth again
Does edelgard lose to her most popular mus?
if you could call my boot going at 30 mph and her face a popular mu, sure
i hate this b***h so fricking much oh my fricking god
So what's the deal with edelgard? What did she do to gain a notorious reputation? Everywhere I go I see people spamming the she didn't do anything wrong meme.
She wants to make everyone free from the Church's superhuman influence. She just hates non-humans that much.
buckle up bro
>be god knows how long ago
>world is just the world, different tribes worship different gods that have different cultures, etc
>in comes sothis
>god/alien that came from the heavens/outer space
>gave the people of this world knowledge and freedom for nothing in return
>also started reproducing herself asexually, spawning the race of the nabateans, basically divine dragons that can turn human with incredibly powerful blood(important later)
>one tribe starts to oppress others, called the agarthans
>decide to wage war on the nabateans and sothis
>destroy like the entire fricking world in the process, sothis has to heal the entire world and falls into a deep slumber
>the agarthans were defeated and had to retreat underground, the nabataens think theyre all dead
>sothis offsprings build the city of zanado, where sothis rests and they live
>in comes gigachad nemesis
>mercenary barbarian long after the war took place, like way long after
>gets sent by the agarthans to kill sothis and destroy the nabateans
>enters the temple and kill sothis in her rest
>crafts a fricking sword out of her spine and drinks her blood(important now), thus creatin the sword of the creator and the crest of flames
>find out that the nabateans bones make for godlike weapons
>and drinking the blood of nabateans also makes you superhuman
>Zanado gets massacred by Nemesis and his 11 "Elites"(aka just his merc buddies)
>most nabateans flee, a few remain to fight nemesis later
>namely the immaculate one(aka seiros aka rhea)
>gathers an army to deafeat nemesis and his elites, thus allying herself with wilhelm von hresvelg
>she and 4 other surviving nabateans become saints during the war and eventually come to a massive battle with nemesis
>she manages to kill him and get the creator sword(aka her mother) back
>establishes 2 thing
(cont.)
>number 1, the adrestian empire, crowning wilhelm the first emperor and giving him some of her blood, thus giving him the crest of seiros
>number 2, the church of seiros, dedicated to worshipping sothis and being a NGO peace organisation
>eventually hunt down the rest of the elites and kill them
>out of mercy, she lets their children live
>crests can be given away not just by blood, but by also being the child of someone who possessed a crest, so most of their children now have a gen factor capable of becoming superhuman
>naturally, these people become the rulers and lords of the land of fodlan(the name of the continent)
>nabateans can live extremly long, so the immaculate one assumes the persona of rhea, the archbishop of the church
>hundreds of years pass, one region of the adrestian empire rebels and wants to secede
>ENTER LOOG
>fricking shits on the empire with his moronic Blayydid superstrength(one of Dimitris ancestors), assrapes all of adrestia had Rhea not stepped in
>The holy kingdom of faerghus is born and given independence by the church, thus becoming integral to their culture
>hundreds of years pass again, one region wants to secede from faerghus
>unlike adrestia, they allow it, thus becoming the leicester alliance
>around that time, a sellsword named Jeralt Eisner enters the scene
>an escort for Rhea during a mission, he suffers a fatal blow from her and gets some of her blood to save his life
>first generation crest bearers live incredibly long lifes, so he lives for around 300 more years until the main events of the story
>lot of fricking stuff happens between the battle between nemesis and rhea and the main story, but thats not important as these 2 events
>number 1, the insurrection of the seven in the adrestian empire
>number 2, the tragedy of duscur
(cont.)
>the insurrection of the seven was started by several high houses of adrestia after the current emperor ionus XI destroyed another house for trying to jump shit to the leicester alliance since adrestias kinda going to shit anyway
>take power from the emperor and make a deal with the agarthans so they can experiment on his children
>one of those children happens to be motherfricking Edelgard von Hresvelg
>gets and artificial Crest of flames implanted into her, thus giving her crest cancer and turning her brown hair white and giving her purple eyes
>before that, she spent some time in faerghus while the insurrection happened
>the current king at that time, Lambert, father of Dimitri married Edelgards birthmother Patricia
>She and Dimitri are basically siblings, though eventually the faerghus courtmage Cornelia(an agarthan in disguise(yes they can turn into other people, will be important later)) convinces Patricia to betray Lambert
>Edelgard gets taken back to the empire, experiments begin
>meanwhile, Lambert does extreme reforms in the kingdom, angering several nobles
>they and the agarthans ally to assassinate lambert and several other lore-important characters in Duscur, a region occupied by Faerghus
>They get attacked, everyone but Dimitri dies
>gets utterly traumatized, can now see the dead and they telll him to avenge them
>The kingdom soldiers think Duscur initiated the attack, massacre like their entire land
>ENTER GIGACHAD DEDUE
>gets saved by Dimitri, becomes his retainer in the process
>meanwhile, a lady of the leading house leicester, house riegan and the almyran king(basically the turks to fodlans europe) make a child, one Claude van Riegan(real name Khalid)
>they all attend the Gareg Mach Monastery, an officers school created to educate future leaders(literally got established because the almyrans kept trying to invade Fodlan)
>not before the most crucial character in the story gets born however
(cont.)
>Byleth Eisner, child of Jeralt and MC of Three Houses
>after Jeralt got saved by Rhea, he became head of the knights of seiros, a military force from the church for protection
>He begins falling in love with a nun named sitri in the monastery around 20 years before the main events of the story
>that nun however is a humonculi designed by rhea as a failed vessel to ressurect her mother
>infused with the crest stone of flames, basically the heart of a nabatean
>when birthing byleth, its a stillborn, so basically dead
>she begs rhea to give her child the crest stone
>she dies and byleth now has the crest stone of sothis and also the crest of flames since Sitri possessed it
>Jeralt gets suspicious of Rhea after that, fakes their deaths and leaves
>establishes a merc group
>His child Byleth becomes legendary, dubbed "Ashen Demon" for being utterly emotionless and being the best swordsman around
>during a mission, they and Jeralt get approached by 3 figures asking for their help
>these 3 people are Edelgard, Dimitri and Claude
>they ask for help since during a training exercice they were attacked by bandits and their teacher run away
>naturally, they help them, thus initiating gameplay
>then, when the main bandit tries attacking edelgard, byleth runs in to take the hit, when suddenly time is stopped
>gets teleported to a throne room
>before them stands a reawakened sothis with no memories
>yadda yadda sothis not that important to the plot in current time since the writers are hacks, byleth can rewind time now
>saves the 3 leaders and meets the current captain of the knights of seiros
>he recognises jeralt, wants them to come to the monastery
>jeralt unwillingly says yes, we meet rhea now
>immediatly makes us professor and we can choose a class lead by either dimitri, edelgard or Claude
>The main story now happens
(cont.)
>at this point, i need to mention that since crests basically give you superpowers, naturally those people are favored and are given more importance such as inheriting the family wealth despite not being the first born, being able to wield the heroes relics(bones of the nabateans) without turning into monsters, etc
>some agarthan homies try to steal the creator sword, you rescue it, rhea gifts it to you since she thinks youre her mother reincarnated without memories(which you kinda are)
>kill the adoptive father of one of the students since he tried to assassinate rhea since the blame of duscur got pinned on his other son and he got killed by her
>kill the bully brother of another student who got butthurt since his lil brother had a crest and he didnt, thus locking him out of his inheritance
>he steals the hero relic of his house, shit happens, he turns into a monster, we kill him
>daughter of the schools headmaster gets kidnapped
>both of them are nabateans that are also one of the 4 saints i mentioned earlier, shes still basically a child
>also should mention now that noone knows about nabateans and agrthans and what really happpened, rhea changed history so that the elitees were the good guys, but nemesis got corrupted by power and had to be defeated by saint seiros and the other
>basically, nowadays nabateans are lizard people
>she gets rescued, edgy wannabe black knight gets introduced but not really important
>enter monica, a rescued student(but not really, shes an agarthan in disguise)
>fast forward to later
>theres an attack on an village
>shitton of people get killed, agarthan named solon responsible
>theres also the mysterious flame emperor(aka edelgard in disguise) who is at many important events as the bad guy
>also later
>Jeralt is not attentive, gets assassinated by monica
>byleths mad, however solon sacrifices monica before they can get the killing blow
(cont.)
>uses monicas life force to seal byleth since they also think theyre the goddess reborn(again not wrong really)
>byleth breaks out of the seal, solidifying her living goddess status
>rhea puts byleth on the throne weve seen where sothis resides
>nothing happpens, rhea thought byleth would fully become sothis
>suddenly edelgard barges in, demands rhea hands over crest stones and threatens everyone with death should they not cooperate
>they are literally standing among a graveyard for rheas family demanding their hearts
>rhea freaks out, here in the story you can either side with rhea or edelgard
>regardless, edelgards declares war on the church and plunges fodlan into war
>byleth gets knocked out by the leader of the agarthans and sleeps for 5 years, timeskip happens
>in all 4 routes, you end up taking over the entire continent
>thats basically the main gist of the story and its background and its 2 am and im tired so now im just gonna talk about what edelgard wants, why its moronic she wants it and how she goes about an even more moronic way to get to it
(cont.)
>and its 2 am
*looks outside*
the frick, homie?
>she wants to rid this world of the stranglehold the church has over it
this is false, since the church lliterally controls noone and only has cultural ties to faerghus, i didnt mention it before but the church literally got kicked out by the empire in adrestia
>humans should rule over ourselfs, not immortal dragons
again, rheas not ruling over anyone
honeslty, thats as much as edelgard has against the church. She also starts attacking faerghus for giving refuge to rhea in her route thus actually invading a foreign country. Like, we figured this out on Cinemaphile a long time ago but shes literally just a tantrum having moron thinking shes smarter then she is when her entire strategies count on either a)human sacrifices to turn them into monsters, b)sheer man superiority since she had 5 years to prepare for war while the other 2 countries were destabilised, c) simply war crimes or d), having the agarthans nuke her enemies with beams of light(the agarthans have ICBMs, dont question it)
edelgard defenders all try to say "shes establishing aa meritocricy away from feudalism, taking away powef from the church, giving the commoners an education, etc" when all of this gets assraped by the argument that she literally started a war without fricking trying diplomacy first
at no point did the thought ever go through her head that you can talk to people
imagine being this moronic
im gonna go to bed, goodnight
>she literally started a war without fricking trying diplomacy first
stop watching goyslop, FOOL
wars are happening in the world right now
diplomacy is merely modern chilvary, and chilvary was invented invented so powerful knights don't super murder peasants. it's a real life nuzlock.
wars are decided by a coin toss, not by the Dead Soldiers.
>at no point did the thought ever go through her head that you can talk to people
so it's obviois She wasn't playing ~~*games*~~.
what youre talking about is wars in the real world, not anime game world. Dimitri and Rhea and more then willing to help Edelgard achieve some of her goals and would help her kill the Agarthans 10/10 times since they are responsible for both of their traumas
How about you start watching kinoslop and realise that Edelgard is one of """"them""""
Believe me, Dimtri is far from a pretty anime boy. Yes, he may look like a drawing made by a Fujo, but that doesnt take it away that his entire character revolves around justice and salvation. Theres a reason why, when a poll of the most popular Nintendo characters was made BY NINTENDO ITSSELF, he scored alongside Mario, Zelda, Bowser, etc
Depends on what Link and if its lorewise and/or gameplay wise
Lorewise and gameplaywise the only ones i can see do a nohitrun of all soulsgames are the hero of the wild and the hero of time
small correction, Rhea didnt create the religion to glorify the relics and crests, she just had to come up with a reason as to why people with certain blood can wield certain weapons, and since she loved mommy dearest so much she decides on saying sothis gave them crests(well, not that shes wrong)
>Believe me, Dimtri is far from a pretty anime boy. Yes, he may look like a drawing made by a Fujo, but that doesnt take it away that his entire character revolves around justice and salvation. Theres a reason why, when a poll of the most popular Nintendo characters was made BY NINTENDO ITSSELF, he scored alongside Mario, Zelda, Bowser, etc
I know jack about Fire Emblem but thats impressive, do you have a link?
sorry, no, im about to board a plane and dont have internet anymore sorry. Only thing i can remember is that it was japanese only though
Aw well, safe travels still!
I believe he’s referring to this.
https://twitter.com/nintendolife/status/1186761655830622211?s=20
>8. Dimitri
>9. Yoshi
that's fricking hilarious
My thanks, anon!
Hmm. This was 3 years ago, right after 3 Houses came out. I suspect recency bias played a role here.
even then, its still insane for him to be there and not a waifu or smth
To summarize without going through the whole game.
>She said mean things about my dragon mommy
In a serious summary.
>El starts a war unprovoked
>She includes the other two nations preemptively assuming they would rally in defense of the church
>Uses crest beast as front line soldiers
>Crest beast are produce of failed human experimentation
>Unless you play the Black eagle route where she doesn't
>People hate this change of character, but everyone has this happen, such as Dimitri dying in every other route that isn't his own.
>Claims the war is over freeing the land from the tyranny of the church and the crest based social system
>El also accuses that the church made the crests and relics to enforce the crest based society and to ensure their power
>She is only half wrong
>The church isn't tyrannical, and they didn't make the crests or relics
>However, the crest and relics are man made, and the church had a sway early on in developing the crest based society they live because of the religion that Rhea created to glorify both relics and crest
>People hate that she said mean things about their dragon mommy
The story of 3h is stupid, don't bother digging into it.
>Reflect or Null Physical
>Wanking Almighty damage interpretation bypassing everything
>Wanking Yaldabaoth reality warping bit
There are avenues there. It just comes down to what you are willing to buy. GER is shit because powergays treat it as an NLF that works on everything at any range which is not how it works. It also has only a single "canon" showing so they run wild with it even though the other appearance of it in the game has it eat shit against a bottom tier reality warper
>GER is shit because powergays treat it as an NLF that works on everything at any range which is not how it works
True. In universe all stands kneel to Fate
>Fate
unreal. hentai is THIS powerful?
The big problem is Joker can make himself immune to the damage types Giorno can do, and Giorno can return to zero Joker's attacks. Reflect would make Giorno hurt himself, but he's not going to keep doing that after the first reflected attack. So, without insane extrapolation of their abilities, do either actually have a wincon?
Pulling out the biggest Mary Sue power up
>implying that "current" Death Battle wouldn't wank Goku to timeline buster due to infinite Zamasu and Jiren
If they did Saitama vs Goku/Superman instead, it would really wile up the normalgays that think Saitama is the strongest in fiction since he loses to both. At least Popeye had the "toonforce" defense that makes people think he's also invincible now. Another possible thing would be they they had Minecraft steve on and had him lose even after giving him creative mode. That seems to steer up quite a lot of salt everytime that happens.
We all know it would be Superman losing.
Considering the crowd Guts is idolized by. I think the fight we are about to get might do it. Him fighting a Fire emblem character is the cherry on top too
No. There Will Never Be Another Death Battle Like Goku vs Superman Again.
EmpLemon?!?!!
My OC is gonna get huge and will kill Superboy Prime while also canonically humbling Superman in a crossover not just physically, but also philosophically, exposing him and DC's morality for the frauds they are
>My OC is gonna get huge
And they say Cinemaphile isn't funny anymore.
DC herald losing to a not Marvel character, specially if it is from an anime.
that would only draw salt from here, the general public wouldn't care or would be happy if someone like Darkseid lost to Featherine or Astral Regulator Thanos. If Archie Sonic beat Wally West, this place would have exploded, but everyone else would just think "Wow, Archie Sonic is so cool!"
But Darkseid would frick up featherine
Not the point, the point is that people would see that happen and think "wow Featherine is the strongest characterever!" and not "This is bullshit, I hate Death Battle!". This is the only place that would become salty about it, most other places would see it a "well overdue DC L to anime"
>Everyone else would be like "Wow Archie Sonic is so cool"
Flashgays threw an autism fit when Flash lost to Sonic in a One Minute Melee. There would have definitely been salt outside of here if he had lost
Archie Sonic is different from vidya sonic, people see the difference between the two. If it was reglar sonic, everyone would be "yeah that's bullshit" but I think enough people are aware of Archie bullshit to where people would have thought "damn archie comics is OP" had he actually won. Flashgays aren't big enough to be worth noting
but archie sonic isn't that op
Neither is Alien X and yet here we are
wdym here we are
I mean people think he's OP and that's all that matters, people think that Archie Sonic is OP and as such would have been happy with him winning over Flash. His actual strength is not important in that metric.
>comparing CHADlien x to shitternic
Guts losing to Kirito (honestly, even him losing to Dimitri might create a decent salt flow).
DCverse getting BTFO by anime/vidya would cause a massive shitstorm at least on here, as unlikely as that is to happen.
Beyonder winning against Lucifer Morningstar, not only because it is Vertigo, the top of the top of DC in powerlevelhomosexualry but also because the latest Marvel-DC powerlevel controversies.
Him vs Prime Time
Is Roman even a monster heel anymore? He acts like a b***h when his opponents kick out at two and he can't squash upper midcard -at best- talent like Jey Uso
He is the God heel at this point. Roman has defeated damn near every legend and every current guy in the Roster, and has been the undisputed champ for three years straight so far. And the scariest part is that he is just getting started.
https://www.ringsidenews.com/2023/08/06/paul-heyman-says-they-are-only-in-the-3rd-inning-of-the-bloodline-saga/
I really hope he doesn't lose to The Rock, that would be so fricking lame
the "god heel" would be brock shortly before and after beating taker at wrestlemania 30
Godzilla losing. Doesn't matter who it's to is but holy shit it would be saltier than the Red Sea
>godzilla loses to kirby for the 3-0
Yeah, that'd do it
What if we brought both back and had them fight to see which series gets the 3-0 first.
I don't understand why. Godzilla can lose. In fact, it's typically an extremely good thing when he loses.
......Have you ever interacted with the majority of his fanbase
I have, and I don't understand it! Godzilla's been many things over the years, you can certainly argue for certain incarnations and their losses being tragic because they're inherently tragic, but the big guy's as much an enemy to humanity as he is a friend. It's very much like all the Kratos stuff, wherein what Godzilla's supposed to be is lost under heaps of power scaling/wanking.
>It's very much like all the Kratos stuff, wherein what Godzilla's supposed to be is lost under heaps of power scaling/wanking.
You got it.
i doubt anon knows japanese.
btw do you know japanese?
Doom Slayer vs Master Chief 2 if Chief wins again. Or really Doom Slayer losing to anybody at all. If they ever have the God Emperor from 40k fight somebody then there's also bound to be a titanic amount of salt if he loses, especially if he loses to some anime or Japanese video game character.
This. 40k meme fanatics have this inexplicable hatred of anything they see as "Less masculine" than 40k.
See that Gundam comic
>See that Gundam comic
QRD?
This is what he's talking about. There's tons of fan art made by 40kgays of literally everything that isn't 40k just getting fricking one shot by Space Marines and shit.
Reminds me of that "Welcome to Dark Souls b***h!" comic where a random skeleton stabs link and he starts to tear up.
what is it about these kinds of people? some kind of insecurity?
Teeny weenie compensation
Just normies riding on hype.
It's hilarious given how Zelda II would break your average Dark Souls scrub over its knee.
I quite enjoyed Zelda 2, Faxanadu, and Wizards & Warriors, but it's Crystalis played in the present that breaks me.
How bad does the hype get?
Like, if you debate a 40k fan they just go "HERETICAL (Insert thing here)" and then spam shitposts or something?
No, the term is "HERESY".
Would Link solo Dark Souls?
>Sanity rules
Frick yes, no contest. Beam sword blasts is enough to break the game in half.
>Swank Rules
Link loses because OH MY MULTIVERSAL LINKING.
Why do they break the game?
Ranged combat in Dark Souls is tricky, to say the least. The ability to go PEW PEW PEW and have it deal reliable damage from a reliable distance while being able to keep a shield up is huge.
>Ranged combat in Dark Souls is tricky, to say the least.
No. It's just ass.
You know, I think your "Just look at what's happening on-screen" logic works only in specific situations.
I mean, turn-based RPGs for example. There's no way in hell that's actually what's happening in-story.
On the contrary, John Darksouls has a frickton more ranged options than Link, who loses the ranged 'superiority' you thought he has as soon as he takes damage. Darksouls can also mitigate any health loss into increased damage and replenished MP, and range even harder on Link.
>As soon as he takes damage
>He didn't play Oracle of Seasons
L TO THE M TO THE A TO THE O
You’re acting like it’s going to help him when a ton of bosses massively outstat him
>Like, these wall level bosses are TOTALLY PLANET LEVEL!
Go to bed, Swan, you have no power here.
I’m just looking at the gameplay and generally all the bosses seem a lot more physically impressive in a fight than anything in Zelda
soulsborne characters get slowed down to a crawl when equipping too much armor
Link can casually pick up multi-ton boulders
In terms of sane stats, aka not swanked into the multiverse, Link is significantly stronger than any soulsborne protagonist
Link gets slowed to a crawl by equipping heavy boots lol
Link's bow outranges any dark souls weapon by quite a bit depending on game and travels much faster
I really fail to see how anything in dark souls has range on Link
Perfect blocking that snaps to the target would be broken in Dark Souls too.
not to mention things like the minish cap incarnation of the mirror shield which just flat out reflects any projectile or magic that strikes it into an energy bolt
There's a reason no one does the game with just bows and arrows.
>Perfect blocking no matter what shield he uses
Dude he'd coast through Dark Souls.
This stuff is so annoying. I want Tau and Aeldari to just kill all Humans
Let's be honest picrel shits on Astartes any day of the week, if only because of the sheer threat disparity.
For reference, a single battleroid is considered the future version of a nuclear warhead, and the Officer is the Tsar Bomba.
Holy based.
It’s pretty obnoxious and a mentality of a 13 year old.
it's not about less masculine, it's about less grimdark and over the top
>there's also bound to be a titanic amount of salt if he loses, especially if he loses to some anime [...] character
>40k meme fanatics have this inexplicable hatred of anything they see as "Less masculine" than 40k.
Make the Emperor fight The Majesty then.
EoS Yhwach is both masculine (look at that mustache) and Chaos looking.
nothing short of doom slayer losing to master chief. you might get some salt if guts were to get squashed by kirito or if thorfinn gets squashed by some edge lord while wiz and boom stick make fun of the mr chad face saying vapid and stupid shit movement
Honestly? Halo deserves a pity win for all the shit it’s been through recently.
Killing Guts, with a Fire Emblem character no less sounds like they're begging for a shitstorm
Death Battle not buying Luffy's toonforce and make him die horribly against Plastic Man. (Or even worse they buy it but DC wank gives Plastic Man the victory)
Plastic Man is a literally who for anyone who doesn't read comics, make him kill Luffy after the Gear 5 hype would be a salt storm.
Can ANYONE beat him?
How powerful is toonforce?
Can the Road Runner outbullshit full speedforce Wally West and kill him permanently?
Likely.
But that's because Toon Force depends on what's funny and convenient to the plot, is not precisely chained to set-in-stone static conditions.
For said thing not happen, you'd likely need to make more funny making Wally faster since this is very narrative-dependant.
Speedy Gonzales can go faster than Wally at his peak, but I'm not sure he has the abilities to put him down for good.
I think Barry or Jay could probably catch him in a burlap sack or something because they mean well. But if it's Thawne or Zolomon they wouldn't have a prayer lol they'd travel back in time and he'd be waiting for them there lmao
does Road Runner have the feats to do that? if yes then yes, if no then no
His best feats is moving through solid walls.
so something even the pooper Speed Force users can do?
he's not talking about phasing young'un. wile e coyote would paint something resembling a tunnel on a mountainside and the road runner would run through it like it was for real.
I'm not defending that little b***h bird. I'm just saying what he can do.
He's a level 1 toon force user. Jobs to farmer with a shotgun.
Despite belonging to a universe where characters can easily survive a shotgun attack.
>he doesn't know the secret lore
The lore is not consistent.
Sometimes they die easily, sometimes they survive something they shouldn't, sometimes they get off completely unharmed, sometimes they bend like an accordion with nothing to fear. Sometimes they pull weapons out of nowhere, sometimes they forget to use the stuff around the place.
The Looney Tunes are about everything except feat consistency, and unlike you say shonens or comic book heroes they're shamelessly honest about how said feats are worthless and they're not even attempting to replicate reality.
secret farmer lore
both speedy gonzales and road runner are just about as fast as flash, wile e coyote's rockets being faster. you don't have to go so far in the opposite direction you say something foolish
That's just super speed with elasticity come on now
Not really, this is just a headcanon pattern for cartoon physics
Brandon made a power metal track. Holy frick
I love power metal.
In general, or Death Battle related? I think the former's a bit out of the scope of this thread.
Yates related.
A Claymore vs Berserk track? Piqued my interest. Will listen once I have the chance.
It would be funny if it sounded like Claymorean.
Would people here be less butthurt if Guts was going up against Ike?
Probably not.
>troony Runner
>Amazo is a god that can do anything he wants and is probably above every single past DC combatant in Death Battle....BUT that's what Kirby fights everyday.
Imagine the salt of a reverse Hal vs Alien X
Isn't the JLU version of amazing different than the comics one?
amidzo is what ayyx downplayers think ayyx is
>reverse hal vs ben
Better yet repeat it with alien x vs amazo. Kirby is for kratos
>amazo jobs
>kirby jobs
>Zoomers filtered by looney tunes
>Zoomers trying to power scale the looney tunes
goofy ass generation
New Yates track. (Tai Lung [Kung Fu Panda] vs Ryuga [Beyblade])
I know G1 arent always on the money but the fact that they have Guts like 3x faster than Dimitri and still consider it a massive wash in Dimitri's favour does not bode well especially given that DB will wank FE to FTL and even with an egregious handjob from the crew Guts doesn't fall anywhere close to that ballpark
That was decent power metal. I demand more.
Try out "DRAGON THE TIGER, TIGER THE DRAGON" or "RELISHHHHHHH PERISHHHHHH THIS IS OUR LAST FIGHT"
How many of you are only here because you're boring as frick?
*bored
Damn, I wish I wasn't such a pajeet sometimes.
Anon, I've gone to great lengths to remain as boring as possible, with only moderate success.
Yo whoever is the troony who suggested they should animate shota guts getting mating pressed needs to get dragged out and checked, this type of shit makes chudworldcomics and morons who still think dragon ball is above universal+ (zeno excluded) look like rational people
Guts the black swordsman, lol, MORE LIKE GUTS THE BLACKED SWORDSMAN
Don't listen to anyone who tells you to start with awakened sacrifice, shit's mid af
I was asking just from Yates. But sure, hit me with 10 recs. I like just about anything, old, new, old speed/heavy albums to new wave of traditional heavy metal and the cheesiest over the top power metal so be honest with your recs.
Vocals are REALLY wonky and jarring for first timers but if you give it enough chances you'll get used to it
Id say look into whatever track's aesthetic seems the most appealing to you, since my recommendations are purely based on my personal taste
- Laughing Mad
- This Heartless Empire
- Bloody Cataclysm
- Brainwaves
- Next G3n
- Petrifying Beauty
- Tragedy of Rebellion
- Rings and Evil Unbound
- Invitation to Pyroland
- Double the Riders
- Explosive
- Symphonic Eruption
Vocal Versions
- Ninja Sex Bob-Omb
- Hot Chop Justice
- Soaring the Stars
- Marvel for All
- Cold Blood
- Midnight Seluths
- Ketchup and Flush Down
- Tooth and Claw
- Fire and Fury
- Galactic Commanders
- Blood Stained Strides
- N.O. Believability
- Sins of Liberty (non vocal is also a good start)
Oh... I replied to the wrong guy but this is super nice too. It was puzzling not knowing a single of these power metal songs.
Very appreciated. This guy is phenomenal.
I love remixes like this one. You can just barelly tell the originals are there.
from 3:44 shit goes down hard it's almost like an episode.
You, your power metal recs now.
Yeah that beat drop and the sitar from Hoopa vs that sonic boss play in my head a lot as of recently
Ngl im fricking shocked to enjoy Brandon's music, i thought this was literal goyslop (and well by technicality it is) but damn is it such a fricking ride
Haven't checked the new vocal yates track but i really like trapped in despair
>t. Puck
It’s not my fault that Guts has low rape resistance. Shouldn’t have gotten his GUTS rearranged at such a young age.
Frick you, you petty homophobic frick, i bet your one of the little shits who keeps whining about DC always winning and spams these forced and unfunny superman gets blacked memes, go the frick outside, real men are talking about real nuanced and iconic fiction
Love wins, Superman is love, Superman is humanity, when humanity wins, so does Superman, Superman embodies all that is good in the human spirit and your just a hateful jealous contrarian who lets this handsome young men rent free in your head because he got the tomboy gf your ass can't afford
SuperCHADS where the frick are you at?
Post your favorite Kryptonian trivia
Nah, nah, Black person. Superman is an ALIEN. Don't go calling an alien the perfect man, our messianic beacon in the oh boohoo so dark universe
Superman fans don't understand how much this alienates normal people. It's the most anti humanist idea
Interracial mixing is fricking based and a part of the indomitable human spirit, there's a reason why every DC antagonist is very comparable to right wing virgins from here, and thats because they lack the maturity of recognizing the other man
And superman being able to recognize anyone past their difference, is why he is such a SuperCHAD and will never be defeated
I know you're shitposting but Superman fans really are like this. Preaching tolerance and acceptance while hatefully execrating and mocking certain groups of people
I think that's what he is trying to do tho, but he seems to forget he is no different then them by also virtue signaling it through his falseflagging attempt on SuperBROS
I can tell that this post is a falseflag because all DC posters are nerdy homosexuals who proofread their posts ten times before sending them, eliminating any and all typos. That being said
>he got the tomboy gf your ass can't afford
I had one of those, and mine didn’t get “raped” in front of my eyes, or at all for that matter. Therefore, Me > Guts.
Cope. Your hero loves big black wiener.
That's so fricking bad lol. What's wrong with you?
Dose anyone have that femboy dojin pohotoshop with guts?
Listtroon projecting someone triggered their fetish stimulation
Listtroon falseflagging as Superfans
Anon, even if your not listtroon why are you doing this? What did Superman ever do to you? He is just a fictional character, why can't you let others have fun? There's no need to be angry, just do something productive in your life instead of hating anon, hate never wins.
Universal is literally the peak of dragon ball and only Zeno belongs there
>Sissimals
Not a single one scales to a fricking plane.
>its another "his morals are his strength" arguement
And you guys wonder why there is still a push for him to be humbled by an ape
The enterity of modern society is based on rejecting people who born with power believing themselves to be superior. Superman is the Aristocracy preaching virtue while being born in luxury
>The enterity of modern society is based on rejecting people who born with power believing themselves to be superior
I feel like this can apply to those with unfortunate circumstances who aren't in power as well
>Superman is the Aristocracy preaching virtue while being born in luxury
I feel like this could universally apply to DC Comics, or a lot of capeshit content as a whole
Goku > Toriyama = Grant Morrison > Writer >>> DCverse
>they finally do Joker vs Green Goblin
>they use Emperor Joker vs Goblin King
Based or cringe?
Who should they fight
40K Votann
Yhwach vs Lucifer Morningstar
Theme: Their powers are similar, they're cunning megalomaniacs
>Lucifer Morningstar
>cunning megalomaniacs
I bet you think senator armstrong is a nazi or that homelander is socially Darwinistic
BURITOBROS WE'RE BACK!!
and yet just the teaser for Gear 5 buried Baryon by millions in two weeks compared what it got in a year kek
If I'm not mistaken Gear 5's "Heartbeat" is supposed to sound like 30s cartoon music right?
>Chaos gods
More like Chaos Frauds
Either the warp is going to give him an ungodly level of hax or it's gonna buckbreak him
It's time for a magical girl to finally come onto the show.
This is a troon, isn't it?
That’s very obviously just a mature woman in a young magical girls dress, you obsessed moron.
...We already had two, are you stupid?
Who?
We haven't had madoka or sailor moon onto the show.
By technicalities, Star Butterfly, Ryuko, Sailor Galaxia, and She-Ra?
They're still not the traditional magical girl character.
Closest you get is star which is just a western take on it. I'm talking about the real deal.
Galaxia is more on the lines of frieza honestly.
Galaxia and Ryuko, Star and She-Ra don't count.
What are you talking about? Galaxia has a transformation sequence and attack sequence, therefore she is a magical girl, she's just about raw power more than anything.
Not the traditional magical girl like madoka or sailor moon who were ordinary girls transformed into magical girls.
Galaxia is more like that villain from power rangers. She just serves as a villain for moon and friends. Plus i'm sure she's actually a lot older than moon.
Ryuko is just edgy and isn't the magical girl in the ordinary sense. She has that weird alien thing that uses blood to make her powerful rather than magic.
Tradition or not they're still magical girls, Ryuko was supposed to be a parody but then they said frick it, and I'm not sure why you think Galaxia isn't, she's just an evil magical girl.
>villain from power rangers
I mean Super Sentai and Magical Girls do kinda mix well together so I don't understand your point.
I'm talking about pic related that hasn't been represented in death battle as of yet. That is all.
Closest you get is ryuko, and she is clearly her own distinct character from your typical magical girl with her tendency to swear while also not having magical powers but instead blood-related ones.
why do you want that shit in death battle
Listroon is a pedophile, there's your answer
Just to see the autism for madoka or sailor moon.
What are you, some kind of magical girl racist? If you have blond hair and blue eyes, you can't be a mahou shoujo?
...Look at the pic above and repeat that, because that was dumb.
Why are death battle simps like this?
DB has been actively baiting and thriving off the salt, now they're upset because the community they've created are ass-mad chuds like themselves?
At some point, they have to learn that forced positivity cultivates the sourest bile. Or maybe they'll never learn.
Is Luffy continental? I've seen some people say he's only large island level but I don't watch OP
He does kinda-sorta punch Dressrosa in half at one point and does scale almost to dudes who CAN break through continents
In practice no. Via scale wank, yes
By scaling off that guy that split that huge iceberg. This is his most direct continental feat I know off.
Reminder that a gay admitted to having e-girl hentai then proceed to deflect and project. Only actual autists get mad when you tell them a bad thing is bad.
I’m still trying to decipher exactly how powerful these guys are.
There’s a hierarchy, yes, but we have no idea what scale they’re operating on
What's better: Gorr vs Zamasu or Walker?
Gorr not existing would be best
Well my first thought was Walker who? so that should answer your question
The blue lantern
Gorr vs Hearts
Who?
Could Ben Grimm be a Green Lantern?
Ben Grimm is mid and gets his shit rocked by Cinderblock
It seems that listtroon has returned. I wonder, why is that?
Because his ban expired. Get his ass banned again. You know what to do.
https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/15h6d1x/nasu_and_takeuchis_8th_anniversary_interview_part/
ORT? Soloed by an angry Batman.
IMO
Blue Dragon is part of the Dr. Slum universe. It's just set in a dystopian future where Toriyama is fricking dead.
Not a coincidence.
>Toriyama is slain by Toyotaro and he rules over with an iron fist
Shut the frick up b***h. I won't even click in your image.,
You know it to be true. Toyotaro is here.
>My lack of experience is no longer an excuse
He admitted to be a shitter with no excuses lmao.
I mean, he considers the end of Granolah arc to be his test "run". He had made 18 volumes,just like Toriyama did with Dr. Slump before starting Dragon ball. Toyotaro is going to workon Dragon Ball until he dies. If it took him 8 years for 18 volumes and Dragon Ball has over 40 volumes, he is going to be here for a long time.
Granolah's arc wasn't even that bad from the start. It's the rushed as frick ending that made it be a huge bowl of nothing.
I still want to see all that in anime form. We need animated Ego Vegeta.
>It's the rushed as frick ending that made it be a huge bowl of nothing
You keep saying that,but everyone loved it. Reveal of Blsck Frieza was literally only second to One Piece in terms of reader number and One Piece is a weekly manga with a weekly anime.
Black Frieza being cool was essentially just a preview of coming stories. It doesn't change the fact that it essentially felt like Toyotaro admitting the Heaters shit was boring garbage that needed to end regardless of conclusion. Which just makes the whole thing feel like a waste of time until Frieza shows up.
They are prepping the fans for something big for sure. We have all our heros gathered and stronger than they ever been.
The next universes are going to be some fricking shit.
Either a new tournament with the remaining universes that didn't participate or Frieza is plotting something big. He has already said that he isn't fond of Zenos and the divine hierarchy.
The only thing I didn't liked that much was how easy Gas was killed.
You see how Wano is too big for its own good? For me Granolah's arc is the opposite. It was too short.
Plus the manga continued through the movie and we got blue balled out of seeing Goku Vegeta or Freeza with their new power ups. Come the frick on that wasn't cool.
>keeps calling me listroon
kek. Sadly, I'm not that legend. You will have to call me a different boogieman.
Holy crap pikazilla?!
Blue Dragon was such a based anime. It's legit like Bakugan, I was not expecting it to have that kino ending.
Everything Toriyama makes is based. He makes SOVL.
It made me mald so much that the manga wasn't made by him as well. There's a Brazillian one that at least tries to copy is style but I won't read that shit since it's not made by the guy himself. Still got tricked into buying 3 volumes and it's as horrible as one would expect.
Could toon luffy beat toon pain?
Yes. Toon Pain was temporary. Toonfy can be called upon whenever and make sense
>Dimitri's video title thing isn't even 'Kills every last one of them'
sad
Who the frick is Speedy?
A b***h, and member of the Death Battle research team.
What does he mean the "Lousy" thing? Why is there fricking VS Battle drama
Screenshot?
Another dumbass on the research team who outright tipped the hand revealing the results are random rather than just heavily implying it through inconsistent/shit/biased "research" like the other members did
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/off-topic-5/lions-killing-tigers-over-60-accounts-1923534/
.... Tigercels... I thought we were top cats...
Only one way to find out
on paper the tiger is bigger but in practice it's a fricking pussy who can't fight and tires itself out quickly and can't snap the lion's neck because of that mane
Alright, Baldur's Gate is getting a lot of attention. Would they do a specific Baldur's Gate matchup or a D&D fight in general? What specific Baldur's Gate matchups are there? The Nephalem vs the Bhaalspawn?
No one cares about Baldurs Gate in a vs battles sense, they'd likely just do a regular DnD match up instead. I doubt we'll get any this season though.
General D&D most likely to showoff just how bonkers level 20 shit gets or beyond that with certain characters.
Alternately could see them doing The Nameless One
Hmm, Nameless One could be cool.
Nameless One is fricking insane if only because he breaks the level cap.
the massive issue with using a player character is that they, unlike CU or DB cannot actively gain all abilities on the same character
if they're doing anything D&D related it'll be one of the established characters
more likely we'll get Elminster or Drizzt
though I sort of struggle to think of any fair matchup for Elminster, if a composite version of him across all editions is made, he styles all over pretty much any other wizard in fiction
Why not Vecna? That seems like an easy go to for D&D and would ptobably draw in people who dont know better and associate the name to Stranger Things
getting a proper opponent for frigging Vecna is even harder
like the one battle that was brought up here for him before was Ainz and good god is that the stomp to end all stomps
Like, what skeleton wizard can you put up against Vecna that would work?
Vecna VS Ainz would be funny in a Homelander VS Omniman way.
Anything which puts Ainz in a coffin is welcome.
Not really, people actually like Ainz
Nobody likes ainz
hate to ask but a stomp for who? I know nothing about D&D.
For Vecna. D&D cosmology, like Elder Scrolls, is fricking bonkers and Vecna is the mac daddy of all liches in it. I think he fricked everything so hard once he was pseudo responsible for a new edition of D&D entirely lore wise?
Vecna vs Mannimarco
vecna is for nagash
Nagash never got to godhoood, you can't even scale him to the Chaos gods, he loses too hard for it to be a fair or fun fight. Meanwhile Mannimarco and Vecna both did get to godhood, and we know they can do Elder Scrolls characters but they've said on ballot banters they're too chickenshit to do Warhammer.
>nagash never got godhood
except he did. he also killed several death gods before doing so.
Usirian was a b***h level god and you know it, and so were those other death gods. And Valaya was asleep. Even if you use Age of Sigmar, the Chaos gods made him their b***h. Vecna and Mannimarco became legit gods in their setting, with the former par with the Daedric Princes the lesser pretty much a greater deity for a short bit.
In general, the only guys in Warhammer that could claim to be multiverse level or at least on the level of easily manipulating plane-tier constructs are the Chaos gods. And Nagash is not on their level, but he's easily stronger than pretty much anyone else in the setting on a one-on-one fight.
Might work out then, one thing with Vecna is that he's also basically the patron saint of munchkins
normally it's bad form to use blatant powergaming tricks in deathbattles but not Vecna, he's every wizard minmaxer combined
Maybe, although DC/Marvel magic users tend to be fairly one-trick ponies
Even if in theory they're stronger, you'd still have to bank on nothing in all of D&D's insanely diverse and obscure magic being able to counter them
Which could be in itself entertaining
that actually might work out, though I could see Vecna winning it through some of his more BS feats, but at least it would be entertaining
Don't know much about Nagash, how does he measure up in terms of magical ability?
he created necromancy in warhammer, as well as any form of undead. he killed several gods of death in Warhammer Fantasy and in Age of Sigmar. Nagash is connected to shyish, the infinite magic wind of death, which he commands
Shyish isn't infinite, none of the winds of magic are, quit fricking lying. Even in Age of Sigmar they say the realms that the winds became embodied as aren't infinite.
the winds are infinite, the realms arent.
Horseshit, the only aspect of Warhammer that has anything resembling backing to the claim of being infinite is Chaos shit, and that's heavily dependent on believing demons boasting about the power of their bosses. Meanwhile, Elder Scrolls on an episode this year was given as "Multiple infinities", and D&D plane bullshit has been documented with actual infinite sized planes. Nagash doesn't have any of that shit.
the winds of magic are literally part of chaos. that is why mages tend to blow up on the tabletop.
Lesser Chaos shit. It's not like every Bloodletter and Nurgling is infinite either. When I say Chaos shit, I mean the Chaos gods.
a bloodletter or nurgling doesnt compare to the winds of magic.
By your shaky set of standards, it did. "the winds of magic are literally part of chaos", and so is every Daemonette, Plague Knight, and Flamer. What I'm telling you is that the Winds of Magic are not infinite. They could not be used even by the strongest practitioners to destroy the World-That-Was, nevermind anything bigger like a star or a galaxy or an infinite plane. Nagash is not in the same playing field as a Daedric Prince or Greater Deity.
since he is now literally death incarnate, id say he is
let me put it this way
you know how Ainz puts up all those super buffs that make him immune to anything?
A lv 20 D&D wizard composite could dispel them all in 6 seconds, while reclining in their chair, in another god damn dimension
Then just casually destroy Ainz and trap his soul for later use from that same extradimensional reclining chair
Vecna isn't a lv 20 wizard though
He's level 50
And a literal god, as in he automatically knows every spell ever, and can use all of them at will, in fact part of his portfolio is "secrets" so he's automatically aware of any secrets within a 10 mile radius of himself, his avatars or any moderate congregation of his worshippers
Explain how
mage's disjunction combined with a wide wide wide variety of ways to make a spell's range limitless, combined with an equally wide variety of ways to scry from different planes
Disjunction explicitly does not give a single frick how many buffs someone has on them if they get nailed with it
Hell there's even no limit on how many times that lv 20 wizard could cast it because setting up a timeless demiplane capable of giving him 8 hours of sleep in infinitely small time is something that wizard has done since level 15
and this is just regular lv20 wizard munchkin stuff, Vecna has access to epic and divine stuff which is just not even pretending to be balanced
You could probably find some sufficiently strong magic entity in DC/Marvel.
Vecna's best opponent is more Elder Scrolls madness: Mannimarco.
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Mannimarco
Another necromancer that became a god.
really warming up the the idea of that match, as long as the battle actually goes into batshit insane magic
this is the one battle where wanking the frick out of it works out in it's favor, they're both Gods, they're not supposed to be held to mortal standards
What his favorite matchup?
Anything that involves Pokémon losing.
Whichever one has a shota tearing a BBW in half with their massive throbbing wiener
Say something like... Anissa vs Ben 10 or Palutena vs Sora
I think that we accepted that Dimitri would die to make a point about how Guts is awesome because he doesn't need magic, right?
When this was revealed to be next I thought that Dimitri is gonna cook that man. But as time had gone on I'm starting to think they'll give it to Guts for some reason, it's like Misaka vs Killua again for me. I really don't want Fire Emblem to frick it up on the debut
>Dimitri had the warriors game shit, lightning magic, heal spells, crest buffs and feats in his preview
>Guts just said he swings a big sword
Frick bros why do they have to do guts so dirty
He unironically hasn't gotten anything new since his DB 8 years ago.
>Implying the UNGA power isnt enough
>Dimitri got [things he uses]
>Guts got [things he uses]
What did you expect? Not even his games give him anything of note, guy’s been the sword dude since his very inception.
The best thing Guts gets from his games is the "Berserk" mode that ups his damage, and in Band of the Hawk makes him invincible in addition.
But if I remember right getting hit while it's active reduces the duration.
The Band sounds more like something you’d mention in a full rundown. It’d be hard to slide in a
>Btw in the games he has an invincibility shield
For a short preview.
I'm not saying it should've been in the preview, just that it's like the only newish thing he's actually gotten in the last 8 years.
Gut’s preview also talked about how he was raped
At least there will be a challenge for Guts
Not a fricking coincidence, im telling you the researcher staff gets into fights with redditors and makes their favourite character lose on purpose
>Metal Smear
>Star Wars
>Black Swordsman
Press F
Kek this guy was one of the 3 people who said Guts wins on G1. He thinks Death Battle will have Dimitri win by wrongly scaling him to the flood. Giving both low end and medium end feats give Guts a significant stats advantage.
Didn’t they also want to scale Guts to the Roar through Zodd? Feels like if they did one they’d need to do the other, and why does that man look so fricking purple Jesus Christ.
Yeah that bit was weird, Zodd is way more fricking durable than Guts, it's really no comparison.
There must be some comparison for them to have fought evenly several times
I won't argue that he's comparable to Zodd's human form, but I think that once he transforms he's basically just fricking with Guts since he's supposedly able to slow down Skull Knight in his apostle state.
He’s grimace
Also, yes if they scale Dimitri to the flood they should also scale Guts to the roar which would put them even
You guys are all dumb
Guts wins because they’re not giving him game mechanics in their research but they’re giving Dimitri everything
>I heard you people shit talking about Fire Emblem so I decided that if Guts wins there would be 5 Fire Emblem newcomers in the next Smash Bros.
>You will love Fire Emblem whether you want it or not.
>Dimitri fights people more skilled than him every day
>Mentions of healing magic so probably allowing every class ability he can learn
>Mentions of healing magic so probably allowing every class ability he can learn
If I recall correctly, Three Houses characters learn magic independent of their class. So if they give Dimitri max stats in all skills then he would have a variety of white and black magic options available.
I hear about dungeons and dragons online and everyone tells me a wizard is invincible and omnipotent, casually making and destroying universes, vecna would destroy 100000000000000 infinite multiverses which replicate infinitely infinite times by flicking his wrist or sneezing, that barbarians can bench press the black hole at the center of our galaxy and beat the Thing in a brawl and that no setting even comes close. Lvl 20 wizards? Yeah they solo Galactus level threats and unmake multiverses every single day why not.
I give dungeons and dragons a chance with an old high school friend and it's all street tier
Someone care to explain?
Lies made up by nerds
Exalted shits all over dnd in power
Could demitri fight the skull knight?
Definitely not
Dimitri is 1 000 000 times stronger than Guts because of a feat that he didn't perform, and somehow they want for people to read that, take at face value and somehow that should be proof that a big, giant, violent swing of the dragon slayer will bounce against Dimitri.
Wait, I didn't read that blog. Really? That's how they got Dimitri to be stronger than Guts? Scaling him to merged Byleth? That's horseshit. That would be like scaling Glass Joe to Donkey Kong.
I mean if you go off in game stats he beats Byleth in everything but magic, luck, magic resistance, and charisma.
In-game stats has a whole slew of Pokemon with higher stats than Arceus, including Alakazam with higher special attack and Rampardos with higher physical attack. Those stats mean jack shit.
Arceus is just that much of a jobber
The scaling chain went
Dimitri = Bylyth > Rhea
A bunch of powerful magic could hurt a fused Byleth, but Dimitri could tank that same magic.
That's some real wishful thinking on their part. What this is telling me is that, if Chad has sufficient power of will and a Behelit lying around, he can say Dimitri doesn't scale to shit and Guts kills his ass.
Well I’m no FE expert, I’m just going by their logic. This is what they said for Dimitri’s scaling.
I'm seeing a lot of gameplay stuff, and a lot of wishful thinking and weird logic.
Byleth contains the full power of massively weakened sothis. They’re dumb
I hope that's not 5 A.M., love
You need sleep
That is what theyve been doing for awhile. Its less character vs character and more character they want to wank scale chain to another character they have no business sharing stats with to another character following that same dumbass logic
Fricking stat block nonsense. Then it just becomes setting vs setting.
This is legit clown shit that death battle will buy
Guts is superior in stats and skill. He loses in versatility but nothing dimitri can throw out is too overwhelming for guts unless they give dimitri a prod on his insta kill skill
Wait they scaled Dimitri to peak sothis flood? HAHAHAHAH. Sure let’s scale Turtle Jimmy Olsen to world forger too
They unironically said Guts can’t hurt him with his sword at the end of the blog
Because of the stats difference?
Batman fought alongside Superman to defeat Bizarro. Bizarro is known to be univese level. Bizarro was created by Lex Luthor who once teamed up with gorilla Grodd to defeat Darkseid, whom Superman has also defeated in his highest form. Therefore Batman scales.
Loses to Spider-Man, Black Panther and Iron Man
Because they all scale to Apocalypse
Yes I remember, Cap was off sick that comic
Exactly, that's why he didn't get that sweet Kemetic scaling and why he lost to Batman
BRING ME ZOLA
Why does this make me laugh
Dude getting shot by something with a peg-leg is doing a funny little dance
I don't know why but I can just imagine this as the audio
?t=42
Preview looks sick bros even though Guts is outmatched
It ends with Guts doing actual damage to Dimitri.
But there were moments were we can clearly thing Dragonslayer fricking bouncing...
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Its so fricking over.
This isn't Wally vs Sonic cope, this is actual cope.
I can feel it. Guts is going to win this shit. He fights and beats dudes stronger than him every single day.
>Chad likes jay vs mikey
As I said, get fricked RWBYgays. And to a lesser extent Gargoyle-gays. It better be stop-motion.
Honestly, this is looks like it could be the best episode in a while (animation wise).
I can't fraking believe Dimitri dies.
Dragonslayer literally bounces off Dimitris face in the preview lmao
>RPG stats are featured
Beyond over.
full fight was shown
also forgot to mention Jay vs Mickey May happen next next season
really?
Yeah,it was only 30 seconds long. Guts bonked Dimitri on the head and slashed his back. I don't know why they cut to the thumbnail immediately afterwards.
The preview for Guts vs Dimitri is the best 3D animation Berserk is in The bar is in the fricking earth's core, but it looks alright so far. The choreography in particular felt pretty lively and fun, which was my main concern. It's not super stiff which was my big concern. We also should be getting a pretty brutal fight, which fits both.
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>Switch from SFM to Blender
>Suddenly everything looks better
Man…it’s almost like SFM is horse ass…
I mean, that probably plays a role. I'm just happy it looks nice. it gives me hope that they could do Rean vs Byleth or Bradley vs Solidus justice here.
So, that was actually streamable anon saying he wasn't going to acknowledge this fight. Damn.
Thats gay as hell, you don't see thumbnail anon refusing to acknowledge requests.
Sometimes he does. There was some fricked up fetish shit he refused to do.
Wiz: Despite what the research team said. We're 100% sure that their autism was not usuable for a show that some people watch.
Bs: Yeah with that shit out of the way Guts is simply stronger, faster and the berserker armor is better than any piece of equipement that Dimitri had.
Wiz: But most important of all, never forget that Speedy is a fat frick.
The Winner is Guts.
Thank you for predicting the future, anon, give me the lottery numbers please
I can only predict the EuroMillions. Sorry pal.
Ah, thanks anyways
I'll take them.
>Guts is simply stronger, faster
you fool Guts is fricked now .
>Possible windsweep in the trailer
They might've actually given Dimitri stuff from Heroes.
They did in his preview and showed footage
Guts is screwed
Good lord this is actually kinda fricked up, like I wanted Dimitri to win but Heroes is overboard.