Death Battle

Next fight is Guts (Berserk) vs Dimitri (Fire Emblem) on Aug 14th.
Sources to be used:
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/07/suggested-media-dimitri.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/07/suggested-media-guts.html
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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zola victory.

    ?t=349

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beerusbros.................... another brutal defeat.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beerusbros.....

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asuracels lost

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aslan?
    Jobs to Goku.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Outlaw Star has lived in my head rent free because of https://youtu.be/TfadJj4d5K4

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a real interesting ad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She cute

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino

  7. 9 months ago
    DoctorGreen

    Hey, there. I'm not a demon neither a toon.
    If you wondered why Cinemaphile was down, CERN shifted timelines yesterday.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try. We know it was the alien.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Qrd?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          every once in a while someone posts a pic of a real alien standing at some secret desert base and the site goes down until they finish scrubbing it. every outage for the past 5 years has been because of it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stephen, mai homie. How you been?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s the context

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Silver Age.
        This is the same era that said Superman could shoot miniature copies of himself out, Batman had to wear a different color of cowl or he dies, and Jimmy Olsen was still Ginger

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Technically Bond is a book character, but I get what you mean.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beerus? Jobs to Goku.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >retconned in future arcs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Beerus still stuck in the stands FEARING Goku's power in future arcs.
        KWAB
        KWABeerus

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      benchrus is so lame
      why is beerus always in the benches
      literally locked to bench service all of dbs.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >solos the Justice Leauge
    >solos the Avengers
    >DECIMATES the entirety of the green lantern core
    >solos the dragon ball multiverse

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AI slop
      >SHIT Seiya
      Jiren solos.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, listgay. And your bait.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jobs to Ben 10

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overall I'd say he's stronger than them, but characters like Doctor Strange and Doctor Fate have beaten beings more powerful than them with enough determination. DC in particular can go very meta/4th wall breaking and be within bounds.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That flash face
        Kek, imagine that out of nowhere the magician implies that you and everyone you love are just prints in a comic that some guy is reading in the true real world.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, now this got me thinking, do you think VS Battles discussions are warping people's perceptions of characters popularity?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well yes, obviously. The opposite is just as true.
      >Character gets popular
      >”Dude they’d beat [insert Goku, Superman, or any definitively strong and constantly popular character here] so easily!”
      >Character actually gets pasted and humbled by most characters in their own world that are mundane
      Popularity will always be a common denominator when it comes to vs stuff, it just functions differently in smaller circles. The more obscure a character is, the more they’ll get jerked off and seen as popular. For example, Asuras Wrath.
      It’s a strong verse, but realistically almost no one knows that much about it. However some vs nerds will pretend that it’s actually super big and once rivaled the big boys.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >listtroon is back

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHAD piece is a SpongeGOD approved anime franchise now. All one slander is negated.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >One Piece keeps tracing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Paying obvious homage is tracing.
        Dragon ball tard...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a trace if it's the actual studio doing an homage.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many people don't know this but One Piece is canonically a manga/anime series in the world of Naruto/Boruto.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who can beat him?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BATjita.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Frieza Who Smiles

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Doctor.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one can, and I can explain why. You see, that's obviously what happens when Goku fuses with Clark Kent. So therefore, it would make base form enough. Because he's combined with the one and only DC Comics hero Superman! And Superman has no limits!!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meh, Superman's alright, but he ain't got shit on Hank Hill.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          this, to be quite honest. hank's propane scales to the power cosmic https://youtu.be/h1FLRlVnHJQ

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which means according to Death Battle he loses to Raven

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              no way. propane (and propane accesories) would fall under technology. doom considers the power cosmic to be a substantial amp to his ordinary capabilities so hank upscales from doom.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >implying
              theyre morons
              they're just gonna have raven get curb stomped by some rwby character or tails from sonic as a goof

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judging by the comments in these threads the next fight isn't an easy 1M.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked, but at the same time why would you ever use this hellhole as a way to gauge popularity. You should be doing the exact opposite.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. A million views in the first hour, all because of FE! Seriously though, I wouldn't use these threads to gauge what's actually popular.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll probably take about a week. Not as bad as Misaka vs Killua, but I wager Guts is going to have to carry the views unless the fight animation is a banger.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’ll probably at least be popular among Three Houses fans, and they’re a rather dedicated fan base. Guts will definitely carry views, but I think the FE side is going to check it out plenty too.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    NARUTOSISTERS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now compare that garbage to this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >boruto slop
        kek

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >immediatelly reveals his cuck folder
          Also holy shit defending that animation and those public domain clown noises.

          You are beyond any salvation.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sees raikage
            >immediately thinks about porn

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You must be really proud to have that shit saved onto your hard drive.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes is embarrassing to have naruto characters saved in your devices.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beats up a mid dragon
      Oh wowww

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got pictures of Speedy getting owned in the Q&A?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Both use security cameras
    >Both have to complete tasks
    >Both have to watch out for killers from the vents
    >Both cling to life after death, crewmate as a ghost and Michael due to remnant
    >Both are purple

    KINO OVERDRIVE!!!!

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Naruto. Can’t beat One Piece

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >solos one piece

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fishmen

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch the whole video
    >not once does he bring up the controversy on the verdict (the one thing people actually care to talk about) other than the generic “people are gonna be mad” spiel he says about every other episode
    Why are DB fanboys such pussies? They’re supposed to be members of the VS debating community, and yet every time there’s some sort of argument, they refuse to take part of it in any way

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the old days we would all criticize and tear DB a new one when they pulled shit like Gaara vs Toph or Yang vs Tifa. Nowadays if you criticize Jason vs Michael you’re a bad person.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Ben and the rest of the crew are fragile b***hes and couldn't take the legitimate criticism from even the Screwattack forums so they nuked that shit. They got the echo chamber they want now.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro even reddit, the most anti-criticism corporate shill hug box around, openly shits on jason vs michael

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only time he ever brought up the verdict being wrong was Guts vs Nightmare

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wan Piss has fans
    Craziest fricking shit.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gear SLOP jobbing to Bort

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Random ass Boruto fight

    Gear 5 big reveal

    >those public domain clown noises
    Uh bro? I'd be embarassed to be a Wan Piss fan right now ngl

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that Sarads vs Chocho fight had better animation than the whole run of One Piece. Movies included.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does your favorite character have a women’s association for them?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >attention-seeking women seeking attention
      Meanwhile the gay who posted this admitted his love for his gameragay

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Juan Piss fans be like: damn this is a dang good OST

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER TOONFFY

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >toonfy...a worthy opponent
      >our match will be legendary

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beats Naruto because Naruto can't see what the frick is happening

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wan pissers and Nartutards going at it
    Both of you can go to hell

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The narutard is from india which is basically hell on earth

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you serious? How would we know?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's probably from there too.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one narutard is designated
    >the other is a proud Brazilian
    What is it with people from shitholes and shonen trash?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm european though. Not sure what's this fixation in calling others indians or brazilians though. Seems kind of low level to insult people based on the place they live.

      Especially when first world countries are filled with immigrants too. At least third world shitholes have cool fauna.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically how would either react to the other’s forms

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2022/05/19/new-research-reveals-the-most-searched-anime-in-almost-every-country/
    >mexico
    >no dragon ball, but sailor moon
    Gokubros...we lost to a fricking magical girl!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw a Goku x Sailor Moon/Madoka image on r34 today and people were arguing whether or not either could be goku in the comments. Truly strange stuff, at least it's not ERP like usual though

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dragon Ball x Sailor Moon VHS hentai tapes are the stuff of legends.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >leaves the giant futa wiener in his image
    What did he mean by this?

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    >toonfy...a worthy opponent
    >our match will be legendary

    Naruto & Luffy just keep supplying the funnies.

    Realistically how would either react to the other’s forms

    True. a Piece by Piece interaction if they met. One day.....

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Narutards enjoy this

      >Wang Piss

      >Ludoffy fans enjoy this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ludo

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wang Piss

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he another Alien X or he would 100% beat the shit out of lore wanked Kirby?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can fight both alien x and lore kirby at the same time and win. Hell add cell and kars while you are at it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he can fight any of them and lose (even cars beats him)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he beat AMAZO II a guy that nuked the multiverse, yeah he wins

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amazon prime 2 did that because he was at the literal nucleus, he didn't up and wreck the multiverse

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He should win but ngl a reverse Ben vs Hal would be funny as frick.
      >Noooo what do you mean Kirby is above 99% of DC.
      Since DC have so much wank to draw from I will support the decision to not only lore wank Kirby but also take fricking Smash Bros as a valid source, Kirby scales to anyone in smash and can use their powers (and they are all composites).
      If Kirby loses then Amazo > All of the verses in Smash

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kirby is above 99% of DC.
        oh my god i can guarantee there would be actual seething in here over this, Kirby fans are notorious trannies who fanatically worship cute moeshit, otto would go fricking ballistic over obvious bait of people LARPing as swank apologists, it would be fricking beautiful

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kirby beating anyone would cause seething. It's a fricking CallArts ball.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even if he fought Pac-Man?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Maajin Buu
            that's because dragon ball fans are notoriously black, they go apeshit over anything

            Even if he fought Pac-Man?

            >Pac-Man
            only the two homosexuals here who think pac-man beats kirby would be mad, in reality kirby is casually gorillionversal while pac-man barely even gets to planet level with a one off power up from that shitshow he had
            >Wario
            no one in VS cares about wario
            >Zero
            Xgays would just be happy to someone even remembers them
            >Riku
            aside from the one KHautist here, no one cares

          • 9 months ago
            DoctorGreen

            >It's a fricking CallArts ball.
            this is slander

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      only beats kirby if you give him that vague comic book panel that references a psuedo science theory

      sup

      Beerus vs Aslan

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Beerus vs Aslan
        Beerus vs Tash would be better-

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tash, or Tash-Kent?

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either Alien x or Kirby destroy him

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Knows all of your weaknesses*
    *Squashes your hopes and dreams*
    *Imprisons you in an alternate universe with no means of escape*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well done, but can he beat Hyper Kabuto?

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Implying that what luffygays say about Gear 5 is 100% truth.
    Could Luffy defeat Fernus scaled Plastic Man taking into account that DB said that Martian Manhunter is Superman+?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes if both get planetary to star scaling
      Not a chance if DB scales MM to NO LIMITS Superman.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes Toon force homosexuals seethe
    How does he do it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he is still falseflagging
      Impressive. You were doing the same on Cinemaphile.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he is still falseflagging
      Impressive. You were doing the same on Cinemaphile.

      Weaker than Zola.

      Bow to your queen and the strongest character Toriyama has ever created.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you so obsessed with this mid

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mid
          >Has feats above Toriyama himself
          The whole Dragon Ball verse is under her soles.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is the second time you mention her soles anon

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I love my strong Goddess

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                "strong"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        alright Listtroon I might as well ask what does she have that makes her powerful?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ate the soul of the guy who was imprisoning Toriyama's avatar who is above creation (feats that he displays in both Blue Dragon and Dragon Ball)

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            .........who is weaker than Torishima and Beerus one tapped Torishima.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Black person, those events aren't canon to Beerus. Toripo is canon in Blue Dragon, though.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they are. Even Toriyama stated that filler is canon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope. kek you would literally have to open a disgusting pandora's box by accepting filler content as canon.
                Because every long running shonenshit has feats like that.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >refuses to accept the facts
                KWAB!! Go search the /dbs/ archive and you will find the article/interview. Face it b***h. Beerus>>>

                [...]

                >>>>>>>Blue JOBgon> Toriyama

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            well post it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beerusbros.....

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's a good fight for my boy Tash the Inexorable?

  43. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    sup

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer (constantine movie) vs Satan (end of days)

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Freddy Fazbear vs Cocaine Bear

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Square's brother (flatland) vs Hank Schrader

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        briefly looking at the wiki, are you referring to Abbott? I can't find a picture of him, if you'd be able to assist me with this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anissa vs Kevin Nash

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          kwab

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lara croft vs honoka (doa)

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Skull and bones on honoka's glove
          >When they were on the cipher
          Could it be...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spiderman 2099 (spiderverse) vs owlman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gigachad vs Gigachud

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bram Stoker Dracula vs Mary Shelly Frankenstein

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Despair Embodied (DMC2) vs Junko Enoshima

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huitzil vs Sandman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dreamy Bowser vs Genie Jafar
      Hermes Trismegistus vs King Solomon
      Judge Holden vs Hellsing Alucard (DBX)
      Abraxas the god vs Thought Robot Superman and Mandrakk

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skonk vs Earth-Man

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darwin vs Doomsday

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eddie Riggs from Brutal Legend vs Chai from High-Fi Rush

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keyaru vs Rapeman

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon cucks in shambles. Blue Dragon is above their conception. Above their creator. kek

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beerus has killed Torishima. So the ranking goes:
    Beerus>>>>

    [...]

    >>>>>>Blue JOBgon>>>

    [...]

    .

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kekaroo. No.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >proving my point that Toriyama jobbed to Torishima

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Beerus has never outlived his creator though. Zola did (canon event).

          W

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't matter. Beerus BTFO'd Torishima who treated Toriyama like a dog. Beerus>>

            [...]

            >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Blue SHITgon> Toriyama

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Beerus sweats and is scared shitless of every new power up in dragon ball, he isn't above anything.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He is still a moving goalpost.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >B-beerus is a moving goalpost in drag-ACK
                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y64Z9aqXsVM&ab_channel=dragonballclips

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >More FEARus

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Toei Anime shit. Beerus is confirmed stronger than current Goku and Vegeta in the DBS manga. Hell, Freeza is above Goku and Vegeta now, and Broly is hiding from him in the Super Hero movie.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >SHARTga
                >the same shut where everyone is only Galaxy level

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>the same shut where everyone is only Galaxy level
                The Super manga still has the clashing fist can end the universe feat in the early chapters. Also, it still has Zenou erasing universes. Durability does not equal attack power.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The waves reach supreme kak planet AND did nothing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The entire universe is in Jeporady!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They said the same with buuhan. Is all words.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So Goku is only universal if you get far away from him?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, goku is universe level only when he share feats with beerus. Those waves were 99.99% beerus feat btw

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh frick, that moon is so close to the planet. If this came out back then, when the moon feat was all Dragon Ball had it would get such a speed nerf.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They said the same with buuhan. Is all words.

                Man there should be a high school fighting manga where every time there's a fight everyone watching always says shit like "W-WOAH HE'S MOVING FASTER THAN LIGHT!! THE IMPACT OF THESE FISTS CAN DESTROY PLANETS" and the worst that happens is some dented lockers. Then we'll see if people still use statements seriously.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This can only work if you have the science teacher say this

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or a kid who said to have a 8000+ level IQ and can tell these things just by looking. Even saying the chess club captain could solo the entire World's army would be valid.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or a kid who said to have a 8000+ level IQ and can tell these things just by looking. Even saying the chess club captain could solo the entire World's army would be valid.

                You have a kid saying "behold...my super..nova" and he knocks some kid out and you get an author panel describing the force of a supernova and it's properties.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Dean of that series solos fiction as acknowledged by all the teachers and smart kids. He puts all of SCP, VNs, Comics, Mangas, etc. To shame because the statements told me so

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The difference is that we're actually seeing shockwaves

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Being above Toriyama or his avatar>>>>>>>>>>>>

              [...]

              some non canon irrelevant shit you just made up

              Total Zola victory.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            So Guts can beat her?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also, Zola is above the medium Beerus exists in (canon). Kneel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anime Filler. A God killing a Ghost isn't very impressive. Most Wizards can do that.

      According to filler, Yamcha was on par with SS2 Goku and Vegeta at the start of the Majin Buu saga, as well as Goku, mere days after being killed by Cell, became way stronger than perfect Cell in his base form.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Z filler isn't the same is Super filler, Z filler isn't in the original manga while the Super anime is the Z manga equivalent

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's exactly the same as Z filler. The manga and the movies are the Super canon, as stated by Toriyama, Toyotaro and the credits of the films. In Super Filler, it says Pan can fly, but in the Super Hero movie, she can't. Likewise, Freiza has never seen fusion before in the Brolly movie becuase the Gotenks bit in the anime was filler and never happened.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who can beat him?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most overrated character of all time power wise tbh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canonically, a deck of cards and a little girl both no diff

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nyarlathotep rapes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Battler Ushiromiya!!!!!!!!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is for xeno goku
        >but that's rape
        I don't care

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let's be real, Battler is never getting into Death Battle. No one reads Umineko for the fights, they read it for the mysteries, and Death Battle crew doesn't read visual novels.

        • 9 months ago
          DoctorGreen

          >and Death Battle crew doesn't read
          TCGbros...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        powerless jobber

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bring me Arceus

  48. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    [...]

    to this anon, wdym by three banners? Do you mean 3 thumbnails?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah thumbnails sorry. Could be just one if 3 is too much.

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Nah 3 should be fine, just wanted some clarification

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        1

        • 9 months ago
          Thumbnail Anon

          2

          • 9 months ago
            Thumbnail Anon

            3

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          2

          3

          All three are good. I can't decide which one to use.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >toon forcegays still seething

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loses to Zola.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Posting Pooprus (aka Poopgaglevelrus)

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leave Popeye to me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >punches beerus
      >he turns into a small home
      >queue lady and the tramp Siamese cat song

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just imagine Popeye opening a window into another universe and saying “Cats sleep outside!” Throwing Berrus into another dimension.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Weaklus
    KEK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Galactus out of nowhere

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Dragon Ball gays so fragile?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      says the man crying because he got btfo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about your sex life.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, my sex life is that great

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are Dragon Ball gays so fragile?

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Toon Force gays so fragile?

    • 9 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      Ignore them. those are false fans and Oda is a hack.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is half of this thread acting like literally every Cinemaphile general?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a reason why Cinemaphile hates naruto. You see naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfrick of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping homosexualry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

      However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& homosexuals who engage in every kind of homosexualry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja homosexualry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& morons eat this shit right the frick up.

      Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to Cinemaphile, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the frick out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where's this pasta from again

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          /a/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      /a/vermin always plague these threads like the obnoxious, annoying, insufferable locusts they are.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough flagging.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any good TF2 VS Metal Slug ideas? This one could be fun but I wouldn't be shocked if you could do better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heavy is probably better suited to fight Allen O'Neil

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Heavy is probably better suited to fight Allen O'Neil
        Go on...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember that redditors think that the only good TF vs OW matchup is Heavy vs Zarya of all things. You know, Zarya, the most plain jane WHO? character in the game. Over Mei vs Pyro, Spy vs Sombra, Demo vs Junkrat. Zarya.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They probably think basic ass Medic vs Mercy is a better matchup than a badass one like Medic vs Richtofen

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mei vs Pyro is moronic though.
          >Ooooo, Mei is actually………..LE CUHRAZZZYY PSYCHO CAUSE SHE FREEZES PEOPLE!!!!!
          It’s a match up that only exists because of a crappy meme. Take that away and what do you have? Fire vs Ice, wow, so interesting. I definitely haven’t seen that exact fricking fight four different times now. If anything, that’s the most Reddit OW vs TF2 MU.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is for OG Vash from Trigun?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vincent Valentine, or Dante

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So, Vash gets horribly raped in both scenarios. Shame.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/132005401/#q132015172
          Actually, when they did it as a podcast Vash beat Vincent by tiebreaker.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ragna

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ragna with the True BlazBlue can just delete Trigun universe. Why would you do that? It'd be the most unfair stomp fight since Raven vs Purple Horse, or Spongebob vs Superfriends Aquaman.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gungrave guy

      >cuased

      Kek

      ERB should do this. They have Cap pitted against Mussolini right now.

      sup

      Swedejak vs Norwegianjak

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They have Cap pitted against Mussolini right now.
        What?

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that this movie unironically summarizes discussion about powerscaling

    capegays and dbspics are a lot like the satire on victorians as in that they are cowards who can't comprehend basic concepts and stagnate on the same tripe dick measuring contest
    the lower part of the hierarchy represents based autists and people with actual artistic integrity and knowledge who refuse to acknowledge pretentious fartsy rules about logic and dimensions
    ALL HAIL THE MONARCH b***h

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fart and flatland's verse is gone

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying farts, which are 3rd dimensional particles could interact with the second dimension

        No one cares about your video, homosexual. Shill yourself somewhere else.

        thats the whole flatland movie tho

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, I literally use your second dimension to wipe the shit from my butthole

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            2D isn't paper you dumbass

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's hosted on the surface of the paper, right where my shit gets wiped.
              Try paying attention, low IQ.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Paper hosts nothing relating to a non-elucidean space, just as your brain does with your infinitesimal witt

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Surfaces are 2D, brainlet. I wipe my ass with your super-absorbant cosmology. DONE.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy crap universe level toilet paper!!!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares about your video, homosexual. Shill yourself somewhere else.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Roosterteeth is too afraid of Ruby getting raped by Maka, they can do Ruby vs Black Rock Shooter. Monty Oum when he was alive cited Black Rock Shooer as one of his inspirations. Speaking of BRS, she's in Punishing Gray Raven for a limited time, so there's already a model people can rip and extract to use. As for a character, they can just composite OVA and 2012 anime versions together since they were pretty similar.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For fight scenes, I'll jus post these.

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that Monarch of Pointland beats Goku by virtue of being untouchable and outlasting his stamina

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flatland solos about 95% of fiction but thats because people dont care about math when it comes to fiction
      but yeah Monarch of Pointland could solo one piss and troonforce gear 5

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Flatland solos 95% of fiction because 95% of fiction is telenovelas and assorted teen dramas

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >95% of fiction is telenovelas and assorted teen dramas
          oh yeah?
          name them then, all of them.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_teen_dramas
            95% of fiction

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku can destroy the plane he exists on like you can rip up a 2-D drawing on paper.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku wouldn't do that just to kill an opponent this small however, he wouldn't even notice them
        Flatland would simply outlast him

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 2D logic can't apply to paper, the second dimension is incorporeal and cannot be touched by regular energy

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like my superiority has cuased some controversy?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cuased

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Defeated Triple H
    >Randy Orton
    >Undertaker
    >Edge
    >Brock lesnar
    >Goldberg
    >Cody Rhodes
    >Super Cena
    >Kane
    >Jericho
    >Undisputed champion for 1,071 days so far
    >Paul Heyman says The Bloodline story is in ‘the bottom of the 3rd inning

    Death battle when?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once he beat the Rain Maker

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kind of difficult to get anyone to take his best fights seriously

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris Benoit

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come a series of less than 30 episodes and a summary movie managed to have better feats than the entirely of dbs?
    Speaking of which,, why is death battle so focused on shonnenshit for powercreep fights, when mecha mogs the genre both in story and power?
    I am fricking tired of dragon fights and hear the damn waves for the *nth time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a better gif.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        To think people believe zeno stands a chance against the anti spiral...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The powerpoint dragon from DBS is stronger than this.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gets trapped in the multiversal labyrinth

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Galaxies don't work like that. Are you sure he beats dbs?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The dragon ball universe is small, fragile, and with only 28 planets filled with life. Beating it is a piece of cake

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Galaxies don't work like that.
          They do when they've been warped with Anti-Spiral Energy.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does DB not care about actual stat comparisons anymore? I noticed in vader vs obito, they just slapped both as equally FTL even though vader's actual speed number was higher

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speedy became part of the research team

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not, because they're firing off Obito's speed from Raikage's speed. Obito speed blitzed Minato. He gets FTL.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      People memed too much on 'tons of tnt' comparisons and stuff like that.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ohh I would like that o e and sorry but I’d be a weeb and root for Jean. Frick Nathan Fillion he’s overrated anyway.

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In phoenix vs raven, where was the anime-style footage for jean in the analysis from?

  66. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon
  67. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The joke is simple if you know

  68. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon
  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you guys don't really talk about the analysis stuff with powers, capabilities, strengths, weaknesses, weapons and where they came from and what not like boomstick and the skinny guy do in all the death battle videos, and don't have someone make a cool fanimation of the guys fighting to the death?

    You guys really are being distracted with all this nonsense from others in here, huh?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don't have the money or time to do fan animations (outside of that one anon doing kira vs adachi). It's already been discussed how death battle fricks up their results. What match up do you want to talk about?

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is some frickin' Ted Bundy shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They haven't seen the original, 1984, GMK, Shin, and they'll more than likely sleep on Minus One

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like, what the frick man, does Miki Segusa have access to this place?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?
      Godzilla has emotions in the vast majority of his incarnations and frequently has those he cares about. Acknowledging that doesn’t make you Ted Bundy

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A number 4 shell could probably beat Star Lord.

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who should he fight?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either an orc, or a guy with really long bangs over his eyes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget 'guy with blank/shaded face'

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The narujeet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could he beat her cosmic rape powers?

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ASTOL squadron 75 to headquarters, we just brought down this giant flying turtle. He started falling after a couple blasts, we will circle the area of impact in case it’s still alive, over

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's this from?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ASTOL-MB93 from the heisei Godzilla movies. I was making the joke that they would easily kill Gamera

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get some new jokes

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you still have that leak with Gamera in the black hole?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Was probably nothing

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still I just wanna see it, I’m curious

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was just a "Leak" about him fighting a portal-opening monster who sucks him into a black hole.
                Like I said, it was on 5chan and therefore useless

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You still have the screenshot, right? I’m bored and wanna read it, no matter how fake it is

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was no screenshot.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I coulda sworn there was, what was the name of the black hole again?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ton 618.
                Also, if I’m being truthful with you
                I lied. I made that shit up and now the guilt is eating away at me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spoiler
                You son of a b***h I spent like 10 minutes looking for this thing lol. I’ll admit you got me good, mostly because I enjoy searching for and analyzing leaks.
                >guilt has been eating me up
                For lying on a anonymous forum in a discussion about hypothetical fights? Don’t sweat it, it’s not very important at all, nothing to feel guilty over.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t like lying. That simple

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, if it makes you feel better it’s amusing to me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I coulda sworn there was, what was the name of the black hole again?

                Nvm found our original conversation, any other details you remember about it

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So when is Reptile gonna get an episode? You think they would've used all of the OG ninja trio by now.

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apart from Butch Hartman and Ian Flynn, did any other creators acknowledge their characters getting animated on DB?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I come from the future, and Penders burned the death battle headquarters

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Over what MU
        Also why did they have chaos horse beat bill?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Archie Knuckles vs The Juggernaut
          They went over esoteric shit, which involves the sacrifices of real life horses. Weird shit.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure Jugs kicks his red echidna ass to the oxygen club

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They went over esoteric shit, which involves the sacrifices of real life horses. Weird shit.
            No way, Chaos Horse can do that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hideki Kamiya called Bayo vs Dante shit and I think Bryan O'Malley was made aware of Ramona's episode.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The official Popeye Twitter account acknowledged Saitama vs Popeye and both The Invincible and The Boys twitter accounts posted about OmniLander if those count

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reading this post I wonder if there are characters banned from Death Battle because the autor/company have threatened them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine Sailor Moon is off the table, judging by the Beerus v. Galaxia fight being pulled.

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the fabled toon force Wan Piss has?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smear frame is le bad

      Clearly no one here knows how animation works

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In animation, a smear frame is a frame used to simulate motion blur. Smear frames are used in between key frames. This animation technique has been used since the 1940s. Smear frames are used to stylistically visualize fast movement along a path of motion.
        Where exactly does that floating mouth connects to? Luffy's butt hole?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gets btfo [...]
          >Y-you're a pajeet
          Do you have any self-respect?

          I'm still waiting on those molecular feats Luffy has btw.

          Not me moron. Smear frames don't need to connect to the actual body part. It's literally made to sell motion. The motion here is luffy acting like an actual cartoon.

          A better example of bad oversmearing is Pain.

          All that motion for zero impact. Over animating for a simple ground punch kekaroo. Would've worked better if he was actually charging towards something. Fluidity for fluidity's sake. I'm an actual animator btw I don't need to copy paste from Wikipedia like you lol.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's bad but the random floating mouth from the Gear 5 episode is good? Buddy, please.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >character that is like a cartoon moves like a cartoon
              Just say you don't know shit about animation, moron. Can't even give actual good criticism like the fact they don't longer on some frames like Luffy's eyebulge which makes the scene hard to understand or the overactive sakuga for camera motion heavy scenes.

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sasuke has had toon force since the beginning of the series (see pic)
    >Naruto easily scales above him
    Narubros, I think we still have a chance!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MY PAIN IS FAR GREATER THAN YOURS

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off already you fricking shonen Black folk

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saying Godzilla has feelings and cares about others is Ted bundy behavior
    What did gameragay mean by this?

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats to Otto for passing 25 dollars on patreon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk why but this made me laugh, I almost spat out my drink

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Ah, thank you! I hope to reach 50 soon.

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >narutard is a pajeet
    DO NOT REDEEM THE 5TH GEAR YOU BLOODY BASTARD b***h

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets btfo

      >In animation, a smear frame is a frame used to simulate motion blur. Smear frames are used in between key frames. This animation technique has been used since the 1940s. Smear frames are used to stylistically visualize fast movement along a path of motion.


      Where exactly does that floating mouth connects to? Luffy's butt hole?
      >Y-you're a pajeet
      Do you have any self-respect?

      I'm still waiting on those molecular feats Luffy has btw.

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Being a Juan Piss fan after episode 1071
    oof. Want a shoulder to cry on, Juan Piss bro?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets btfo [...]
      >Y-you're a pajeet
      Do you have any self-respect?

      I'm still waiting on those molecular feats Luffy has btw.

      NTA I just like calling people pajeet

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >narujeet still asshurt from Luffy winning

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of funny how Heroic Age hasn't been used in DB since it has a lot of transformation, hax, and planet level feats.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe people just don't care

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blog is out already
    https://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2023/08/death-battle-predictions-guts-vs-dimitri.html?m=1

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demitri wins

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      >Dimitri 20 to 3
      >Making it the biggest blowout this season
      I knew it would be like this because of the gay ass LAZY BEAM RAYACTIONS, but still...still...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So, you gonna side with Guts?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They actually said Guts is faster but Dimitri stomps in Ap/Durability due to Byleth scaling which he shouldn’t get. Also wanked Javelins

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean they have him that scaling because Shez beat fused Byleth and Shez also seems to believe Dimitri could kill him if it came down to it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean they have him that scaling because Shez beat fused Byleth and Shez also seems to believe Dimitri could kill him if it came down to it.

          Let's also not forget Thales one shotting Fused Byleth and putting them in a five year coma, but by endgame both Claude and Dimitri can kill him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh light speed horses and continent level spearmen

      Otto was right

      I love both franchises and wanking fire emblem is pretty aggravating considering the intent of the games/verse. The point of fire emblem is that the characters are just human and vulnerable. Guts should blow Dimitri away based on lore, showings, and ability.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re scaling Dimitri to Byleth, which while moronic is what DB will do

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait how do they explain that Dimitri died to normal weapons?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fought off entire armies for three days before collapsing from exhaustion
        I don't like some of the scaling they do in this blog but this is correct. The Dimitri who dies to spearmen offscreen in the Church/Claude routes didn't just job in the middle of a fight, he fought nonstop for three days before collapsing of exhaustion, allowing the spearmen to put him down. This isn't as much as an antifeat as some people make it out to be.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          if he fought nonstop for 3 days that's way better than what guts did

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but that was still a younger Guts, before he got the silly bullshit that makes him, well, silly.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’ve got no horse in this race, but I’m pretty sure that fighting for 72 hours non stop is better than fighting off 100 men that come at you in handfuls, regardless of silly buffs or age.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              i'm not sure how much stronger he might have gotten without the verse turning into shonen slop

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Its unironically inverse Chosen Undead logic where MUH GAMEPLAY supersedes lore

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even the first time they did this. Remember the used z-targeting for Link?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but that had the excuse of being pre "research team"

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            when exactly did they get the research team? I kinda miss when it was just ben and chad spitballing their nerd knowledge

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              the research team has been there prominently since season 6 iirc

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stick to gameplay
        >People complain
        >Stick to lore
        >People complain
        >Use both
        >People complain
        Man, there really is no winning for us vidyabros is there.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is they go beyond the source's intention.

          >Dark Souls is a medieval grimdark fantasy sort of setting where protag has to dungeon crawl and stuff to get around. He isn't some mftl planet exploding guy. Dude needs gargoyles to get him over a wall.

          >FE is similar fantasy style where they are generally strong fighters but can still get fricked up by literal who grunts. Gameplay wank doesn't work especially for established NPCs who get btfo

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What is with people and ignoring all those times capeshit characters get laid out by banal shit

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Discordances between events messing up with scales.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I absolutely hate what awakening did to FE and its fanbase.
      Frick that shitty boring game and especially frick that stupid cancerous bawd Lucina.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >20-3
      finally some fair odds

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The way they scale power levels is so stupid lol. Guts literally killed 100 guys by himself before getting the berserker armor. Dimitri, Edlegard, Claude, and Byleth all together in the context of 3 houses story almost dies to some rando bandits.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was at the very start of the game before they even do the mock fight, that's like using Guts being raped as a child as an antifeat.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you saying that it isn’t? Getting pierced by Dimtri’s spear might remind Guts of the wiener he took when he was a kid, and he could end up having an episode, leaving him wide open for a finishing blow.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Tfw that’s what happens in the animation

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >”T-that spear! It feels just like…just like…!”
              >flashback to Guts getting mating pressed as a kid (fully animated in 2D, hand drawn, down to the very last detail)
              >Guts stands still, staring off into nothingness. Dimitri seizes the opportunity to stab his spear directly through his enemies skull.
              >KO
              >”In the end, even though Guts fights opponents stronger than him EVERY SINGLE DAY, he just couldn’t handle the speed, strength, girth, length, piercing power and impregna- I mean skills, of one of Fire Emblems strongest warriors.”
              >”The winner, is Dimitri.”

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                gems like this are why Cinemaphile can never be replaced

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you just contradicted yourself
                Guts wins again

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t know dude, how powerful is Guts’ rape remembrance resistance? What if Dimitri slaps his ass the same way Donovan did when he stole his shota innocence? He might be stuck in a trauma loop. Doing this EVERY DAY might not save him from having a Vietnam style flashback.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Guts jobbed to Donovan

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's important to give some context to Guts's feat which says more about his will, endurance and stamina than his brute strength. They came at him in small droves, if not one by one. He didn't walk into a charging enemy force numbering 100 strong and defeat them all at once

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a terrible argument, 3 Hopes Dimitri can solo over 1000 soldiers every map

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but guts does this every day, checkmate

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Guts solos 100 guys a day adds up to less than Dimitri soloing 1000 guys a week
            The math checks out

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"kirby can die to an apple!!"

        Still using gameplay mechanics as anti-feats, huh? Fricking moron.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember when they had luigi struggling to lift a large radish as an actual argument?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suckit berserkgays

  86. 9 months ago
    streamable anon (real one)

    Hello, I will sit out this upcoming episode and will return for the next time. No sneak peek or next time reveal either. I refuse to acknowledge the current episode at all. Sorry!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Killua vs Misaka at least had some interesting chuunishit powers to explore, and a hot waifu. This shit isn’t even gonna be visually interesting.

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell me, Whis. Is this the extent that the fabled "Toon Force" can muster?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toon force SHITTED you

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Wiz and Boomstick ALSO scale to the Phoenix Force, since Jocelyn was possessed by Phoenix, and yet lacked the power to even worry Wiz or Boomstick. And since nothing bad happened at the end of the episode, it’s clear they had it all under control.

    And since Stitch DID manage to frick up WnBS at the end of his episode, that means Stitch officially scales above Dark Phoenix.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t care. Post more Intern breasts.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jocelyn stayed in her cuck shed and didn't do jack shit.
        [...]
        Also this.

        Found it from reddit btw. On the main sub, no less

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow. For once, Reddit did something based. I’ll be taking these, thank you very much.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jocelyn stayed in her cuck shed and didn't do jack shit.

      Don’t care. Post more Intern breasts.

      Also this.

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jiraiya lost
    >sasuke lost
    >lee lost
    >kakashi lost
    >gaara lost (doesn't count)
    >naruto won
    >madara won
    >obito won
    Sakura is obviously going to lose any of her MUs, but what about hinata? Can she beat orihime?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would prefer Hinata vs Chi-chi.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot guy, so it’s 4-5

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Dimitri wins would Berserkgays hate FE as much as Smashgays hate it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      FE deserves it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sad part is its not even FE's fault either.
        Its all the personagays that awakening brought into it, and those c**ts ruin everything they touch.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meh I like persona, but fire emblem 4 and 5 are the only worthwhile ones. The waifu dating sim format works terribly in a tactics game built ostensibly around perma death lol. Also yeah 3 houses was trying so hard to be persona with the tea parties and stuff very cringe. Jeritza also felt very similar to Akechi imo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Berserkgays are nearly as bad as Bengays about being unbeatable. Then again, if they still aren't over Miura's death....
      And I doubt 3Hgays will be like Halposter and pester them since they're already busy shitting on Engagegays.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing will ever match the wieneriness of bengays

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dragon Ball fans used to be that (and still might be). Magical Girl fans. Sonic fans. Kirby fans. Marvel & DC fans. Some obsecure VN nobody ever read except like 4 people fans.
          All arguably just as wienery.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bengays got mad because Alien X would logically destroy any version of Hal. It's not even a contest. Put Alien X vs Perpetua and it wouldn't have been such a big deal for them. You had the exact same thing with the Phoenix vs Raven, Gaara vs Toph, or Goku vs Superman.

        Guts is barely superhuman, so people won't get mad if he loses to someone legitimately superhuman. Don't know enough about Dmitri to give a shit tho.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re just fricking dumb

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Alien X would logically destroy any version of Hal
          lol

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. It was definately because they got beaten by a literal who like Hal.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >More Alien X wank
          KNEEL JOBLIEN X.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >using an alternate counterpart
            we've been over this already halgay

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          facts

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cloud vs Guts was literally the 3rd most disliked dbx on the channel, with nearly 40% dislikes

        They go ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT INSANE whenever Guts loses. I have no clue how you got the idea that they're "chill" in any way.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are 1 and 2? But yeah this should be fun if guts loses

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kenshiro vs Saitama is probably number 1 since it got removed after like a week I think.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Really? I haven't looked at that video in a while.
          Huh, I guess I never thought of them that way because I never see them give takes like 'Itachi is stronger than the Living Tribunal'.

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jack vs Guts would have been kino if they had a thing going where Jack started with his beginning of S5 equipment and Guts in his regular equipment, Jack would lose it while Guts would suit up in the armor

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toon Force is ot hated because is hard to escalate...but because they don't even work within the same rules of physics to begin with, so any MU with them cannot rely on math at all and stats are not trustable.

    Like pushing a square peg into a round hole.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toon force isn't a fricking thing its just elasticity and matter manipulation
      show me any example of toon force and i can easily catergorize as an ordinary superpower

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were dreaming

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone that likes fire emblem and berserk seeing them wank Dimitri is sad. I want Guts to win. FE bros won’t be shitposting after as we think Dimitri loses for the most part. 3H is also the lowest FE power level

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically Guts takes all categories except versatility and range if you just stick to Dimitri’s typical representation and lord classes. G1 saying Dimitri is so strong Guts can’t even hurt him is crazy. This is a toss up fight where you think Guts overwhelms or Dimitri plays keep away until the armor kills him which is also realistic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The moronic part is, Guts ha a musou game too.

        He can also look like a badass killing dozens of troops at once, but actually has in-lore showings to back it up.

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no Asurats in sight

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos got debunked hard so now people moved on to something else to complain about

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kratos got debunked ha-ACK
    Any others?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Beardos
      Even weaker. Went from wrestling minotaurs to barely handling bears lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        in retaliation for this post kraGOS will combine his outerversal ap with his mmmftl speed to delete you...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          so that's why he keeps that hideous beard. he outruns light and can't see himself in the mirror...

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    guts is going to get GAPED by dimitri

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Waited till Miura's death to rape Guts

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most likely, they have them pretty close in speed, and Dimitri so much stronger and durable that it's not even funny, though they gave Dimitri way more gear than needed in the blog.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they gave Dimitri way more gear than needed in the blog
        They just treated him the same way they treat every RPG character.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I was hoping Dimitri's preview would be before Guts since it might give us a better idea of what they're actually letting him have. There's no way to try and speculate really since he has so many options.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is pretty consistent with how they’ve been treating characters like Dragonborn and Cloud in more recent seasons, just giving everything available to them, so I could see Death Battle going down this route with him. I just wonder how much of it would actually make it into the animation, or if they’d stick to Areadbhar and other lances throughout it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't imagine he'll use much more than Areadbhar, maybe Moon Gradivus, but I can't really think of a reason to do so.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd expect just Areadbhar and some combat arts, maybe magic. A lot of Dimitri's abilities aren't very flashy

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Dimitri spams combat arts to try and kill Guts quickly
            >Areadbahr breaks
            >Murderhobo realizes he forgot to bring another weapon into battle today

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              If we're treating him as Every Class Mastered, he can still fight with his bare hands.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright being fair to Dimitri that one is just canon given the cutscene where he goes crazy, not that he fights using his hands super often.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or he could use magic

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He can still use a broken weapon, it just does less damage, it's actually funny though because Dimitri's so strong he'll still oneshot shit even if his lance is broken.

  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *obliterates your favorite character with toonforce godmode*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jobs in his own setting

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jobs
        >wins

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wins
          >jobs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >knocked out of Gear SLOP by Kaido
      >jobs to cutting attacks
      >cannot even sustain it for long
      >needs his organs to function
      Kek.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Toon Force has no effect on him

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except shitting himself. That effected him - he ran away!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless they put spicy food in his mouth.

        Not something that makes it for a battle, but honestly makes up for a funny scenario.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Said and didn't show. Also filler and not-canon. Get wrecked.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not shown when it was shown

  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Turns your favorite character's verse reality into a paper airplane*
    *Cuts that same air plane up with scissors*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if my character is made of paper AND has paper regen?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        if it's on an outversal scale, it'd probably be a counter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jobs to midrus

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Toon Force has no effect on him

        >Toon Force has no effect on him

        Beerusbros.....

        Beerus bros...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's Shit Force

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was more like the panel no? She was still in the pages and in her own panels by the looks of things. Bugs Bunny and Popeye are probably more broken but I seriously doubt Bugs and Popeye would hurt a little girl unless she deserves it

  99. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Ben and Chad do any of the research?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not since season 3, we're not sure Chad ever did research

  100. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they really fricking make previews private, what the frick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The preview should release publicly today, like the battles stuff like that releases early for members on the website.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh okay then, I haven't actually watched a preview in ages, so it was weird to see them blocked off.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be public in an hour.

  101. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You can stop your projection of lust when you see fictional little girls, anon. It's very apparent, kinda weird.

  102. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick does creating a sun the size of a small house entail?

  103. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Too many cases of people who bring up pedophilia out of nowhere turn out to be what they complain about. You're not slick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not him but if any of you genuinely think e-girl hentai is OK, go get help. Thousands of genres of porn out there and choosing one that presents a child's body as something sexual say more about you than you think.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He says, on co: Shota/e-girl Central
        Go do some moral grandstanding on a different board, or better yet a different site. Reddit might be more your speed.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are only anime drawings on my hardrive, unlike yours which has photos of actual Children on it. Pedophiles think acting like this exempts them from suspcian and accusation, but instead it makes them the first suspect.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of Seththeprogrammer, the guy who called Meliodas a pedophile and was then outed like 2 days later

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who’s Meliodas? Another power scaling YouTuber I presume.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i believe he's the MC from seven deadly sins

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i believe he's the MC from seven deadly sins

          It was indeed the SNS protag, this was the tweet except it didn't have Seth's face photoshopped onto it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meliodas is the main character of Nanatsu no Taizai (The Seven Deadly Sins), a demon involved in a romance with a reincarnating goddess. But he's immortal and un-aging while she is reborn every time she dies and is cursed to die and forget her memories every time she meets him, so he's met her again and again and caused her to die again and again. He met the current incarnation when she was a baby, and did the jail-bait wait for her to grow up. In these threads, I think he's mostly mentioned as the guy people wanted Asta to fight for reasons I don't really understand.

  104. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They glimpsed over the Guts rape
    COWARDS.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm, I guess we're not figuring out what they're giving Dimitri until tomorrow or Wednesday. Kind of odd the G1 didn't give Dimitri the light speed stuff Edelgard got, though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        DB podcast will reach extra hard for wins and bring up stuff they don't actually agree with

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Boomstick alluded to it in Guts' first episode.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Gambino BETRAYED Guts
        >Berserk and the Band of the Hawk Oct 27 2016

  105. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Narutards... we're sub-gun level?
    https://twitter.com/Black_Bearddd_/status/1688080793250521088

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