Next fight is Guts (Berserk) vs Dimitri (Fire Emblem) on Aug 14th.
Sources to be used:
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/07/suggested-media-dimitri.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/07/suggested-media-guts.html
Speedy IS A COWARD
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>MY FRANCHISE IS SPECIAL AND COOL THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL
Do beserkucks really?
*bengays
ftfy
Not mutually exclusive
cope
>cope
It's all bencucks can do
return of halpedo?
>Dimitripedos will now become the new spam word
How did I ever forget about bencuck seething? You do that, too.
cry halpedo
>hal out of FRICKING NOWHERE
>pedopedopedo
Seething bencuck identified
Seethe MOAR, b***h
you can't hide forever halpedo
the things you said about "real children" are archived forever
>actual bencuck mindbreak
Meanwhile, the 'ben' thread discusses child sex, cousin shipping, and of course gwen
still pulling the old ben quotations, halpedo?
Probably just a shitposter. I doubt there's any actual FE fans here.
If Dimitri wins he gets to shitpost against Guts, if Guts he gets to pretend like FE fans got BTFO.
Halposting only became so big both because of how big a reaction Ben 10 losing got and because Hal fans didn't have anything else.
when
next time
frick off Listroon
Still poggers matchup
>not dragon ball
have a nice day
Both of them are weak.
Unlike my hero, and that hero is Superman! And Superman has no limits!![spoiler/]
>Superman
NO FRICKING WAAAAAYYYYY
>two random vidya icons in db?
>HOLY KINOOOOOOOOOO
This fake exposed these threads as a hive of morons who never gave a rat's ass about connections.
also known by Listtroon and his obvious attempts to samegay
what the frick is that real
Wrightchads, I don't know if we have this case in the bag
Dude got ran over by a car, hit is head on a light pole, and the worst injury he had was a sprained ankle, he'll be fine
Can we all agree Phoenix Wright vs Amogus was way better than the official next matchup?
>I don't know about you, but I found that prank of you setting that spaceship of crewmates on fire pretty funny
No, but it would be a little more interesting and exciting. MM vs SS just after Raven blew out the WHR is kinda eh
No. Don't be a moron just because you don't like capeshit.
>Dark Souls
>inspired by Berserk
>loses
Thank you, for posting kino.
>Vader
>returns after years
>loses
You know, after Vader lost when everyone thought it was gonna be a repeat of Obi-wan vs Kakashi, it got me thinking: what if the same thing happens once we get another Kingdom Hearts vs Star Wars fight?
You're slippin' up Superbro.
I want a psychological analysis as to why berserk fans are such sensitive crybabies.
You mean ben10 fans?
Idk why you’re acting like that’s an epic comeback, I don’t even like Ben 10
It's just the newest schizo anon, ignore him
Honestly don't give a shit who wins. They're showing Dimitri using abilities besides poking people with a sharp stick and that's all I wanted.
Yeah, it is a plus
Man these threads are moving fast. I'm doing the last two threads, so don't worry or feel the need to re-request, I'll post them here
PHOENIX WRIGHT VS SUS AMOGUS
Akatsuki vs Shichibukai
Next battle is Dragon Ball related. I can feel it.
>Dragon Ball related
and it's going to be this
also boy this thumbnail sucks ass and the only one available for this fight, hey
can you make a better one?
Gentlemen
The Guts matchup we deserved
Episode releases in about 45 m. For those who watches them first:
Do what happened when Thanos vs Darkseid released: Say that Thanos wins until people get access to the actual episode.
In this case: Say that Guts wins.
isn't that what happened with Lex vs Doom too including a fake ending summary after the actual ending summary was posted?
yeah they put real effort into that one.
just go on the Death Battle threads on vsbw, they usually have the results posted when the episode comes out
I like how the actual show itself hasn't given us any sort of indication as to which matchups go to which symbol on the wheel, what the frick was the point of this anyway
? is Riddler vs ?????
Super Why, obviously
Stop being moronic some day.
I don't think I ever got a response, but what are your best guesses as to what the other symbols could represent?
Half of those will shift around by the next episode preview. Remember when people were “so sure” that the crossed swords were DB vs CU?
Yes, that was before we got Dimitri. And it's starting to become more difficult to shift these around.
The JoJo MU is probably going to be Giorno vs Joker. My guess on the skull if Spinal vs Cervantes and to be used as the halloween episode. The wave, i don't know, could be Stitch but imo, the contained experiment symbol is more likely to be for him, so it's probably something else related to water. People have been guessing Kyogre vs Chaos. The money could be for Scruge McDuck and the shuffle symbol since it's music related I think it's for FLCL since they love to use Gainax characters on this show.
Why do people want Kyogre vs Chaos? Thematic but seems like dogshit that isn’t visually impressive and characters have no personality
It could be done impressively, but I doubt DB has the water technology for that.
>Gainax characters
Did I miss a TTGL / Evangelion / P&S episode?
when this episode is about to happen we should take these threads to /mlp/ for a 2 week holiday for a nice change of scenery
Fire Emblem and Berserk fans both think Guts wins. Only verses debaters think Dimitri wins.
After the last thread, I’m starting to think that those redditors only said Guts wins in order to be “kind” to Miura.
Honestly I just don’t want them to wank Dimitri to sothis or ftl speeds like g1. To say that dimitri is over 1,000,000x stronger than Guts is a slap in the face. I say this as a fan of both franchises. I think this is a scenario where Guts is more physically intimidating and skilled while Dimitri has much more versatility. I think it’s 60/40 Guts and I just don’t want to see them give in to the wankers in the community.
That’s just G1 being morons who can’t keep their wank in their pants. At best I can see the team scaling Dimitri to a minorly powered Byleth, which should still be enough to give him the win.
Who's more moronic between DB and G1 seems to change completely randomly.
Dimitri is stronger than Byleth if you compare their stat caps, but Byleth has better magic and charisma.
That’s what I’m talking about
Frick statcaps. He isn’t depicted that way.
He literally is, Dimitri straight up can't use regular weapons because just swinging them once is enough to break them Byleth doesn't have anything like that in terms of actual strength feats, everything he has is just chosen one nonsense. Dimitri is consistently portrayed as the physically strongest person on the continent, only Holst comes close.
And better res too
30 MINUTES UNTIL GUTS DIES
He's up next. Is everyone ready?
He's up next. Is everyone ready?
>KEKren the Gay
>not even continental level jobber
Next.
>dead anime
>manga is tree level
NEXT
really
you gonna post the homie who dies to ftl papercuts?
...but enough about Jiren
.....'s vassal Gojo the jobber from Jujutsu Kaisen.
>implying CHADgon CHAD needs anime like Jujutsu SHITsen
KWAB!!
Does Jiren like donuts?
Long time no see
LESS THAN 20 MINUTES UNTIL BESERKgayS EAT SHIT
Hold me bros
>I-I can beat guts!
Farewell, king of delusion.
Three hopes Dimitri keeping Edelgard as his mindbroken slave is a bigger own tbh
explain
Fanart of Guts blocking Edelgards killing blow with his huge ass sword when?
>In the one arc where his insanity/anger was misled
>Without the help of the professor
>With an army that goes moronic and uses stones that make them demonic beasts, which leads to complete loss of control
>And bearing in mind he also pretty much loses his team, as basically everyone got fricking killed beforehand (Except for Dedue if you don't fight him so that
Dimitri of course can't win a war that chaotic on his own, but neither really can Guts, to be fair.
15 MINUTES
Ready to join the 2-0 Club Gutsbros!?
2 big ones up the ass, hell yeah!
It's zerkin' time!
>Dimitri strikes could have destroy an universe
>But this is what Guts does every single day!
>destroys legion and everything from project nemesis
Explain
Griffith clears Byleth right ?
Maybe, Femto is some fricking bullshit.
10 minutes until Guts gets unceremoniously killed to wank
Come on Guts, pull off the upset and send FE to Fraud Check Hell.
Acceptu yur Fate
>Fraud Check
>When most FE fans think Guts wins
>deluding yourself more
Berserkuck moment
Yeah but most powerscalers wank fire emblem
They wank fricking everything. FE is not special for that.
Guts isn't shit. Fricking Dorkus would stomp his ass.
Gutsgays wanking him are as moronic as doomslayer shills
If the characters are that strong they stop being cool
They're strugglekino
>I NEED an objectively incorrect result to own the FEgays
They don't call him CuckWorld Comics for nothing
>He believes in FTL continent level FE
moron
Last minute predictions? Going to stick with Dimitri here.
Vader lost twice. Raven won twice. Now it's Gut's turn to lose.
Don't care who wins.
Predicting? This thread to be bathed in autism no matter who wins.
Same. Hoping next time isn’t something cringe like Spider Gwen vs Jolyne Cujoh
Dimitri due to wank potential
Griffith just flew over my house!
GUTS IS DEAD
>FEchads we won.
>To celebrate our victory against that homosexual named Guts I am happy to announce that every FE fighter will return in the next Smash Bros and there will be 5 new FE newcomers
HOLY SHIT GOKU WON
NO FRICKING WAY
GUTS ACTUALLY WON
Based
frick off Listroon
Wait, so who actually won?
>slower
they buy the lightspeed shit from FE wankers?
you fricking moron, did you think that post was real?
Regardless. Dimitri won and the next fight is actually right.
Yes? I've been expecting Dimitri to win so I instantly believe these kind of posts without question because of my confirmation bias
GUTS WON
Sakurai won
Bejita won
GOKU??!!? HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT
>Dimitri won
>They bought FE wank, it was a Quicksilver vs Flash tier stomp
>Guts died worse than Black Adam
Did Sakurai funded this episode?
HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO YOU FRICKS DESERVE THIS
>wank
is not wank when its true
Piccolo and Jiren lost
>Dimitri won
I know everyone saw it coming, but it doesn't make it any better.
Is streamable anon gonna redeem himself or
I don't care about this match, someone post the next time as soon as possible
Dimitri won. Manhunter vs Surfer next
> Manhunter vs Surfer next
wow. this season really is complete garbage
Who wins that one?
Also rip Jiren
don't care it's marvel vs dc literally for a third time
Well… that’s less bad than what I thought it was going to be. Hoping it isn’t but it’s not a worst case scenario.
Please tell me were not getting more dcuck against marvelcrap capeshit
>next time
FINALE TIER
>Manhunter vs Surfer
DB team got capeshit withdrawl after one episode kek.
>Jobber vs jobber
>You leave me no option, now I will enter to your mind and just AAAAHHHHHH
>Fool, now lets finish this AAHHHHHHH
>More capeshit
Why
Why are they doing this
capeshitters think battleboarding is their ground
It's why when a superhero takes the L against someone who is not a superhero they try to bring up super wank scaling, go off about how "NOOOO THE CAPESHITTER IS TOO STRONG" and when all else fails, bring up Le alternate ubarpowarful versions
I actually like both of these characters but frick off with the Marvel vs DC matchups, we JUST had one.
>CAPESHIT AGAIN
>Martian Milf Hunter is up against Sipver Suffer instead of Doc
NO FRICKING WAY
>Capeshit again
>Martian Manhunter VS fricking Silver Surfer
>Not against Jiren
Absolute fricking trash season holy shit
>no Dragon Ball fight
>no MM vs Jiren
>no MM vs Piccolo
Jiren is for Saitama.
The REAL BLACK SWORDSMAN would've no diffed even wanked Dimitri.
I think you need to git gud, Guts.
Kirito vs Guts would have been hilarious just for people's reaction of Guts getting gutted by Kirito
Honestly guts vs Kirito would have been better than this even with a. Kirito win
>feats are meaningless because they happen inside a videogame
>KEKren steps to GODjo
>loses his best matchup
Better luck next time!
>Jiren vs Manhunter is dead
Eh, Jonn's a fairly popular fellow. If other JL members can get 2 episodes, so can he. It does feel like they're picking troll matchups few like this season, though.
It's such a sadness.
1. They can't book to save their lives.
2. They want to make a big DC loss to cover their asses.
Also what the frick symbol is it supposed to be? The star?
>2. They want to make a big DC loss to cover their asses.
Norrin wins?
It's gonna be 'their stats are infinite but Silver Surfer has more abilities and Manhunter is afraid of fire so Norrin wins'.
MM has gotten over his fire weakness before. infact it made him more powerful in the post-crisis version
>no Piccolo vs MM fight which turns into Orange Piccolo trying to stop Fernus and bring MM to his senses
How can surfer can win agianst jobber superman?
Very easy.
1. They've done stupid blanket immunities before, like when they gave Hank Pym immunity from Palmer's dim mak because he could grow back...despite that meaning he instantly takes a tap dance to the gray matter. And they've talked about Moon Dragon with the mind gem before. They probably won't give Norrin FULL immunity to telepathy but just enough so that he can
2. Time Travel.
Yeah it was from the moronic Dr. Who version of Norrin, but he still did it. When's the last time a time traveler lost to a non time traveler? Never. Norrin resists the brain frick then goes back in time, jumps out of the time hole and turns all of J'onn's atoms into oreos while his guard is down.
3. Speedy tipped his hand by saying that the scaling is decided on an episode by episode basis. Should Norrin win after the scaling chain of Raven vs Phoenix? Frick no. But remember what Speedy said about consistency--it doesn't exist.
tldr: Norrin starts to feel the mind burn, goes back in time and atomically disperses J'onn while he's sleeping.
Do you have the discord screen cap of Speedy saying that?
If it’s the star, we dodge Joker Giorno for another season.
If it’s not the star, please go dont do that mu these threads were bad enough for this episode. That will be a Ben Vs Hal tier shitfest.
How powerful Dimitri was?
And guts?
Otto, look into my eyes and say that Jiren vs Martian Manhunter wouldn't be better than this shit. I dare you.
Jiren vs Manhunter is just another WOOOOOOOOOOOW DC HAS BIGGER HAX kind of fight.
DBZ characters are built more for fights where there is no such thing as hax, it's just two guys beating the everloving shit out of each other.
Connections are literally perfect. It is a perfect matchup.
>b-b-but it is a stom-
So was Black vs RF. Who gives a shit?
>Connections are literally perfect
how
what counter does Martian Manhunter have to Propane Power?
swank
Drug addiction to Oreos he can force out of his body and force on silver surfer.
Who asked for guts to fight dimitri
They can go frick themselves
It was me
I think this is getting near season 7 levels of bad
Should have fought Clare from Claymore.
Post screenshots of the results and the kill
No, just post the streamable for the fight.
Well at least Dimitri was a fellow suffering bro in the end. Probably one of the most respectful finishers.
>guts dies with dignity
>dimitri respects the hell out of him
honestly not the worst outcome.
>The episode is just Hal vs Ben 10 2, but these threads are now on the Ben 10 end of the boot
BOAR'D
I lost all my Three House images from when my old PC failed.
I got a few for you
reverse Ben vs Hal is DIO vs Alucard but both are corrrct
Even the redditors are calling this next match mid
Why did they have MM fight Silver surfer instead of any one his two most requested match ups? (Picolo and Jiren)
Because Thorgeta happened and established capeshit heralds will always kick DB ass, so they didn’t want to repeat the same conclusion with Jiren or Piccolo dying to MM
Still don’t like the MU they went with tho
Who cares? Jiren vs Martian Manhunter is pure KINO. Connections are SOVL. Animation potential is great and contrasting fighting styles would make the fight unforgettable. Frick Death Battle. I just want to see a Dragon Ball matchup.
You got 3 last season and will probably get Gohan v Mark so enough so it could be worse
Also, from what I researched, Surfer’s most requested MU was Whis, so we actually got cucked out of 3 possible DB MUs
Pretty sure Surfer's most requested fight was Galvatron.
That's only because it was an extension of Galactus vs Unicron as a 2v2
I also saw Silver Surfer vs Superman pop up a lot.
They would have done Piccolo vs Manhunter anyway.
Galvatron is for being Megatron's second form using when he fights Frieza because he won't need it if he's put up against Vilgax because he'd stomp him already in his base form
>and will probably get Gohan v Mark
But nobody except salty DBgays want this.
I want it, but only because I can’t think of any better MU’s for Mark. If he had a better fight then I’d root for that instead.
>But what about Boruto and Conner!
I’d wipe my ass with Boru manga pages, and Conner is a nice pick but they’d more than likely end up using the homosexual.
Do the 3-way
You know what, I could get behind that. Just let it end with Goten, Oliver and Bart interfering when all three of their big brothers are beaten, bloody, and about to charge each other for one last clash.
KINO.
But we just saw a DC midlister dumspter a Marvel top tier. If Surfer wins this, their credibility goes from rock bottom to subterranean.
>"their credibility goes from rock bottom to subterranean"
>implying that it already didn't
They don't care. They will keep contradicting themselves every battle. Frick, we lost Jiren vs MM for this shit. Frickkkk!!!
Under Raven vs Phoenix, J'onn should rapestomp because he's been able to telepathically barge into the Specter's mind, who kicked Raven's ass, and Raven was able to make Phoenix's telepathy a moot point.
WHR Phoenix is the strongest telepath in the entire Marvel multiverse. If Raven can match that telepathy, and Martian Manhunter is a better telepath than her (he is), then he should stomp. He's done several "channel the thoughts of everyone on Earth" feats, and that includes Raven. He's been in her mind and he's used it for power.as well as every other mind on Earth, including Superman, who they gave multiversal telepathy resistance in Phoenix vs Raven.
Moondragon with the mind gem is nothing compared to that scaling chain. Hell, Thanos with the mind gem is nothing to that.
The logical and consistent chain runs
Martian Manhunter>>
=Phoenix and the entire telepathic potential of the Marvel multiverse>>>>>>>the mind gem at full power as it represents the combined telepathic potential of a single universe>>>>
since Thanos raped him with the mind gem.
But again, Speedy tipped their hand, so don't expect them to be consistent.
Who’s Speedy again? I can’t be bothered to really keep up with those people.
He's one of the guys everyone thought was rigging Sonic vs Wally because he had an old Sonic avatar, and he revealled they don't give a shit about consistency after Raven vs Jean.
You are confusing swan and speedy. Swan is the California born new yorker who thinks dio can thrown 1500 mftl punches. Speedy is the dude who got a panic attack after he was questioned for giving weak reasons for why raven beats jean.
I'm not confusing either, Speedy's stupid Akuma sonic oc avatar was part of why people thought that match was rigged.
He's another dumbass researcher who believes in the wank and has really idiotic views on how powerful characters are. He banned a few people from the official DB Discord years ago because they questioned him. Also he apparently is a fatass and allegedly really want Bill vs Cypher so badly that he even backstabbed people to get it and has used the N word before.
It might come off a little suspect if MMH goes over Norrin right after Raven went over THE PHOENIX FORCE
Raven vs Phoenix was literally two episodes ago. This is a tactical decision. They're killing J'onn to balance the books, even though it makes the scaling chain even more ??? than it already was.
There seems to be no chain of consistency going off Speedy's remarks so we can safely discard it, and probably any Marvel vs DC streaks and chains of scaling unless it's planck speed or Thor gets a calc higher than that
You think they care?
Ben and Chad? No. They honestly don't give two shits about appearing credible, but the researchers absolutely do care about seeming credible, if not actually being credible. That a Norrin win is going to look weird to anyone without a goldfish memory is just proof of their incompetence.
Exactly.
How the hell does this work, anyways. MM destroys Raven. Phoenix annihilates Surfer. Raven just destroyed peak Phoenix. And Surfer is somehow going to beat MM? Do they think people are going to buy this?
Black Adam destroyed Raven too and he lost to Marvel's Jobber King because he "scaled to Phoenix Force". That was barely a season ago.
because his other 2 are horseshit with the first only being popular because both are green and the other being popular because the grey wall is popular
Jiren vs Martian Manhunter has more connections than MM vs SHITver Surfer.
Jiren actually works thematically and has the fun of being pseudo Goku VS Superman 3. Who the actual frick every brought up MM VS Surfer?
Because DBZ fans all left the fanbase after Trunks vs Silver, and thus DB characters are no longer a pull. Just see Vegito vs Gogeta to see the numbers a Dragon Ball-pandering finale episode pulls off
Someone post the kill please. I wanna see how brutal it was.
It's fricking Guts. I doubt it'll be brutal. They've been toning them down when it comes to popular characters
>Jiren won't get fraudchecked by Manhunter, which would've been an epic saltfest from dbfanboys.
Sad. Well let's see if they have Marvel lose a third time in a row. Personally I think they'll try to keep marvel/dc tied so no one accuses them or bias. So since Raven won, they'll just give Norinn the W.
Anyone got the Early Release?
>Silver Surfer instead of Jiren vs Martian Manhunter KINO
If it's any consolation
r/fireemblem and r/shitpostemblem will probably raid r/deathbattle
How brutal was the death?
That's so boring holy shit
Guts dies still standing
Not very. Guts just goes statue mode and Dimitri jumps away.
Well that sucks. I didn't want Guts to lose, but I was expecting a gory death no matter who won.
Not at all actually. Guts gets a Whitebeard style death mid swing akin to him ending his duel with Griffith and then Dimitri protects him when a demon shows up for his soul
EVERY
MATCH
IS
FINALE
TIER
They said that two seasons ago.
>Even after almost getting murdered by him, Dimitri immediately goes to kill the God Hand, so Guts can finally be at peace instead of suffering in berserk version of hell.
You're welcome Guts-fans.
Give em hell, bro
>DC vs Marvel
>Again
>After we just had the absolute snoozefest of Raven vs Phoenix
Frick this, wake me up when they do Discord vs Bill and Mercer vs Cole, the only two half decent MUs this season
I worry about potential trash matches, but honestly I think they should try doing a season entirely of fanpoll winners. The two that won were good and a bunch of the other ones in the polls were pretty good
Help me summon streamable anon
The mega will probably be updated in another 3-4 minutes.
Someone alreayd post the mega or streamable or POST THE REASONING.
The mega is the second post.
Atleast Edelgard is dying to Kylo/Pain so thank you Guts for your sacrifice the blue lions would've loved to have you as a friend and ally
>Disneycanon beating anyone from FE
King of Delusion.
Still dies to Pain
well, without Heroes, none of em reaches planet level.
Could they be saving Jiren for this?
>The death is Roman spearing Jiren so hard the universe fricking collapses
HOLY FUARK
Nah, he’s fighting a Marvel c lister, because frick us
I wonder if this will end up being their most disliked video ever.
I'd be very surprised if this topped Hal vs Ben.
Yeah, but it's never about that, it's about a literal who shitty nintendobaby game character defeating an actually beloved character who recently had his creator die.
Not likely. Guts got a honorable death.
On the other hand, Hal vs Ben got a half-assed reasoning and the fight ended in a cop-out
Why do you think they gave Guts an honorable death? They do that when they know people can potentially get mad
Dimitri probably has more fans among normalgays than Hal does these days.
I very much doubt it. Unlike a lot of the other most disliked ones his death was at least respectful
Honestly, I'm genuinely more offended by the fact that it was a 'respectful' death given by some literal who homosexual from a shit Switch era FE game.
Switch era?
What the frick. That is current fricking era
No shit you rock eating nintoddler.
FE in its modern state is fricking ass.
Kirito would have incited far more rage. Dimitri is at least an actual warrior while Kirito is just playing vidya
Cry berserkie
I hate Fire Emblem far more than I like Berserk.
It's a shit waifu dating sim game larping as some cringe strategy RPG.
It's basically just strategy Persona.
Frick Fire Emblem.
i remember being so hyped when sonic didn't drown and killed mario.
but like why is this still a thing?
It's the only thing they can do. It's like a zombie.
God I hope the mega updates soon.
Ikebros...
I feel you ikebro
>Wanted Guts vs Ike
>Dimitri is my second favorite FE Lord
>Dimitri vs Guts was kino as frick
I'm not complaining
Guts was meant for Samurai Jack or Clare from Claymore. No FE shit.
Their booking skills are so bad holy shit
Hear me out, if they do another FE(3H) character, it should be Byleth vs Shulk from Xenoblade.
One character can see the future and use that knowledge to avoid lethal attacks, the other has the ability to manipulate time to give themselves do-overs.
Pretty sure they're gonna do Byleth vs Rean and Shulk vs Lightning.
>One only works in a universe that is set up for it
>The other is usable anywhere
I always found it strange that they treat some abilities as universally usable when they are not. Plus, Shulk, lost his future sight at the end of XC3.
Omni-Man vs Homelander tier stomp. Shulk deserves something actually debatable like Lightning or Sora
Shulk is for Rand al'Thor.
>They make Piccolo fight Archie Knuckles
I think Knuckles vs Juggernaut was confirmed, but I don't remember
>Martian Manhunter VS...
>Silver Surfer
I hate this fricking season.
They're trolling. They have to be.
Literally what the frick do SS and MM have in common?
I've never even heard of this matchup.
They're both black
They are both powerful d listers who job a lot and have cool abilities and like to go solo.
According to the DeathBattleMatchups Subreddit,
>Pacifistic cosmic powerhouses who were originally normal members of their alien race who suffered a tragedy on their home planet, granting them unimaginable power.
>Both are constantly underestimated, mainly due to them being jobbers at times even though they're some of the most powerful heralds of their verse. >They both travel the cosmos, eventually arriving on earth and teaming up with the heroes to protect their newfound love of life
>Being jobbers is a reason for fight.
You can't make this shit up.
Hey, it worked for Thor and Vegeta
Very little besides being bald spacemen with a zillion powers.
Jiren vs MM was the Guts vs Jack, the kino matchup we didn't get because Death Battle has no soul.
>Higher scaling then the moronic magic nuke shit
Of course they believe it.
Dimitri won because of gay scaling, which people anticipated. Weirdly enough, they didn't make him light speed.
>Pacifists
Uh...no?
>Were originally normal members of their race
J'onn is still a normal Martian, he's just very, very skilled. Norrin because a herald and is now entirely unlike a natural Zenn-Lavian.
>Suffered a tragedy on their home planet
Actually, Norrin spared his planet. Mars was the only one to actually suffer a tragedy.
>Granting them unimaginable power
J'onn didn't gain power, he gained trauma and spent aeons literally talking to hand puppets because he missed his family.
>Both are constantly underestimated
In universe this couldn't be further from the truth, especially for Norrin who has been treated as >>>>> Earth's heroes since he first showed up.
>They both travel the cosmos
Norrin does. J'onn rarely leaves the Earth.
>Teaming up with the heroes
J'onn is a founding member of the JLA. Norrin is only a member of the Defenders, which is the non-team superhero team that consists of guys Dr. Strange recruits to help him.
Whoever wrote this shit is a Death Battle bootlicker and deserves an ass beating.
I'm nearing my fricking limit
WHAT TIER DID THEY GIVE THEM
WHT IS THE REASONING
UPDATE THE FRICKING MEGA NOW
Guts was slightly faster
Dimitri fricks in in every other catagory scaking to Sothis and rhea vs any other character gots fought
>Scaling
They really need to quit it with that. They are so flimsy with it they can scale anyone to the setting's top tier and just paste over their stats to em even when it makes no sense.
The reason is that Dimitri has thunder magic and guts wears metal
Really
Guts literally got struck by lightning twice in a row by a huge demonic lightning being and he still wasn't staying down. He even dodged that lighting before he got hit by it.
>Apparently the researchers on Discord believed in higher scaling for 3H but thought it wasn't needed so it wasn't brought up
Source on that
Some guy who was on their discord reported that one of the researchers said that.
which discord
They had to have been talking about FEH stuff at that point, and that's kinda hard to get into.
The episode only used Rhea vs Missiles. It's probably talking about Sothis flooding the world or something with Zaharas.
arval created a pocket galaxy with stars and shit. The 3 lords with shez beat him. Pain is gonna regret his existence
Oh, I kinda forgot that Arval could do that, I know his power is "controls space" but I hadn't really considered.
capeshit vs capeshit matches are so fricking terrible because 99% of it revolves around one character having punched another stronger character in an event that was written in 1982, and since THAT character scales to Universal then it means that the one who punched him is ABOVE universal and therefore wins unanimously
capeshit scaling is genuinely such homosexualry
Hey, at least Otto doesn't get to jack off to another DB defeat
>Only thing people are saying about next time is that they're happy Piccolo wont get fed to j'onn.
Who should piccolo fight now?
Deku
Super skrull
Nah he's for Kevin Levin
that dude from Chrono Trigger that they had a podcast episode about
Magnus from Chrono Trigger seems like his most popular right now
I'm pretty sure Piccolo shits all over Magus.
you could probably scale him to Lavos
Even if you scale him to Lavos, that puts him at surface wipe tier at most, so he might be able to maybe scratch Demon King Piccolo.
You can't scale him to Dream Devourer Lavos because he got curbstomped so hardcore in that fight after being no-sold that he got amnesia and disappeared from the story, so you certainly can't scale him to Time Devourer Lavos either.
>Magnus
I want you to know I want you to have a nice day, you insufferable moron.
Also Piccolo no-diffs Magus.
>My boy Magus getting feed off to DB
No thanks
What is wrong with booking this fricking season?
>MM vs Norrin becase they are both bald aliens from rival companies
and both are jobbers
I will never buy a fire emblem game
>we had 2 weeks of boredom for jean vs raven
>Another 2 weeks for guts vs Dimitri
>Now another 2 weeks again
Kek.
Should we just ban capeshit matches?
Ban cape vs cape have cape fight against other media ezy
No, that as well. It's a one-sided stomp every time.
Capeshit is genuinely useless trying to fight against, because while most characters in other media have a beginning, middle, and end, Cape Characters have existed for decades and each one of them has some sort of ridiculous bullshit they did in one issue decades before most of the people watching this show were born
>Leave capeshit to me
Jobbed to the fricking Kool-Aid Man
Otto?
At least ban Big 2 cape vs cape. Its fricking boring and they pretty much already did all the good ones outside of maybe Lucifer VS Beyonder and Emperor Doom VS Batkek
>2 pairs of jobber vs jobber
Bro
There needs to be a moratorium on Marvel vs DC now that Speedy's let us all know that there's no consistency between matches. Marvel vs DC now runs on Who's Line logic, the scaling is made up and the feats don't matter.
He did, which is weird, because he said it was a fight "they would like to do" implying it wasn't slated for this season.
Say...and you know what? I remember they were fervently for Norrin and argued blanket telepathic immunity because of the Moon Dragon feat, which made it into Raven vs Phoenix.
I think that might have been one of the researchers. I think they just revealed that Norrin is going to win.
Looking at each other and going AHHHHHHHHH.
>Say...and you know what? I remember they were fervently for Norrin and argued blanket telepathic immunity because of the Moon Dragon feat, which made it into Raven vs Phoenix.
>I think that might have been one of the researchers. I think they just revealed that Norrin is going to win.
This one?
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/135403625/
Think it was Swan?
Didn't Swan bring up this match in a cast months ago? I'm trying to find it but I don't know when it was.
Who would win between Nightmare vs Dimitri
Nightmare if we give him his background changing feats since he is seen creating a night sky realm, implying he cna just create several solar systems.
Has a link been posted for the fight?
No, streamable anon refused so we're waiting for the mega to update.
>gayon gay gays get double cucked
You love to see it
>Mind immediately defaults to homoerotic wordplay
GENTLEMEN...
With gayon gay? It's right in the name, gay
>immediately thinks about gays
Because you are. To notice you is to notice gays
The frick is even Manhunter and Surfers connections??
Bald
Monochromatic
Spaaaaace
See here:
I hope he’s doing okay
He does, especially with orange, but it could be a fun episode, and CT is cool
Don’t blame me a MU is popular
What do you think of nemisis bloodscythe not reviewing guts vs fire emblem 3rd houses
He's is the streamable anon all along?
Maybe it'll be like the JLA J'onn vs Xavier everyone wanted?
I unironically would've felt more if they hit us with fricking Batman vs Spiderman 2. I like both Surfer and Manhunter but who the frick asked for that? This matchup was like on no ones radar
Somebody from the crew must have been here about six months ago. Had this matchup as the OP and tried pushing discussion. Same thing happened last season with Thor vs Vegeta
isn't this one of the few main Marvel vs DC matchups they haven't done?
Mysterio vs Scarecrow
Joker vs Green Goblin
No.
Bullseye vs Deadshot
Deathstroke vs Taskmaster
Man Thing vs Swamp Thing
Beyonder vs Lucifer
Trigon vs Dormammu
Mysterio vs Scarecrow
Green Goblin vs Joker
Black Cat vs Catwoman
Kang vs Brainiac
Even amongst Marvel vs DC more people wanted Captain Atom to fight Surfer than Manhunter.
Oh boy, I can't wait until they do all of those!
>Green Goblin vs Joker
kino
Beyonder is for Hal
Lucifer's best match just got blown out by some goth girl
>beyonder is for h-
OUT.
even jobbonder trashes hal
Beyonder vs Lucifer is one of the classics, since neither have any popular alternatives the fight is going to happen when they run out of other Marvel vs DC matches
Lucifer is nowhere near Beyonder's power level and there's really no connection outside of non-reader battleboard morons pushing it
Hal vs Beyonder is legit
>there's really no connection outside of non-reader battleboard morons pushing it
and what makes hal any better dumbfrick
An actual proximate power with an actual proximate power level, moron
>no connections
LOL
since when is beyonder continent level?
>Lucifer is nowhere near Beyonder's power level
kek
Lucifer isn't even universal
>Lucifer isn't even universal
kek
It's the truth
He needed Michael's help to make an universe
>no argument
lol moron
Lucifer needed a letter of permission from God just to leave the universe. Needed Michael to creat a universe for him. Got BODIED by a deck of cards and a little girl
Now have a nice day, homosexual
nah
>admits he's a homosexual
nah
He's not, not without his Creation which required him to piggyback off several circumstances and a Michael bomb.
DB is too stupid to make this MU, they can rarely make a battle of haxes and abilities work and both of these doods have a bunch of those, they should just stick to dragon ball tier fights where there's punches all over the place
Doesn’t Lucifer scale above The Presence, who’s basically the TOAA of DC?
nah man The Presence is only universal at best, the Overvoid does all the important stuff
No, and anybody suggesting this is a clear non-reader, and likely moronic.
Presence is barely universal
No, Lucifer is about half of his power. But Halgay is a manchild
wouldn't half of infinite frickings still be infinite frickings?
Michael is called Demiurgos because he has the Demiurgic half of the power of God, meaning he can create. Lucifer has the other half, which is why the shape of form of stars are credited to him, the "light bearer" indeed
Dream vs Nightmare
Oblivion vs Entropy
Watcher vs Monitor
Starro vs Shuma-Gorath
Eternity vs Overvoid
Barbatos vs Knull
Batkek vs Marquis of Death
Prime vs Sentry
Great Darkness vs Black Winter
Sandman vs Clayface
Mammoth vs Rhino
Egg Fu vs MODOK
Mogo vs Ego
Composite Superman vs Combo Man
Maestro vs Monarch
etc
why the frick are you putting this guy up against Oblivion?
>entropy
>overvoid
>marquis of death
>black winter
no one gives a single SHIT about these characters
have a nice day
Cry about it, moron
I accept your concession.
>cries about it
>Captain Atom
should fight captain marvel to be honest
Storm vs Weather Wizard
Cyborg vs War Machine
Rorschach vs Punisher
Firestar vs Starfire
Iron Fist vs Karate Kid
Bizarro vs Beta Ray Bill
Adam West Batman vs Toei Spider-Man
Batman vs Moon Knight
Azrael vs US Agent
Nick Fury vs Amanda Waller
King Shark vs Tiger Shark
Atrocitus vs Red Hulk
Cyclops vs Black Manta
Dreadpool vs Batman Who Laughs
Iron Man vs Blue Beetle
Psylocke vs Katana
TOAA vs The Presence
Milkman Man vs Squirrel Girl
Red Hulk is for General Eiling
Still a big one out there.
Ego vs Mogo
>Marvel vs DC
So epic! Frick anime
This but unironically anime fans are the worst part of this fanbase
frick man when will Doomslayer vs Master Chief 2 happen
Are you sure you’d want that fight to be in this season of all seasons?
Soon, mate. soon
Martian Manhunter uses his psychic abilities to employ Silver Surfer's greatest weakness.
Mexicans.
>we lost MM vs Piccolo for this
>we lost MM vs Jiren for this
>we lost MM vs Professor X for this
>we lost MM vs Vision for this
>we lost MM vs Momoshiki for this
Kill. The. Fricking. Booker. Already.
Legit Bill vs Discord and Cole vs Alex has been the most hyped reveals this season and we knew those fights months in advance..
While this is an undoubtedly a shitty matchup, the possibility of it being the star and therefore eliminating Giorno vs Joker this season brings me some peace
>Star means space
Probably but there is the surfer's board to consider, but stitch is probably the wave icon since he lives in what is a ripoff of Hawaii so there you go.
Maybe they'll never do Giorno vs joker lol
Here's a streamable.
https://streamable.com/bdjnun
Thanks
>janky SFM shit again
>voice acting is terrible
Yup, this is the new Blakasa for me; not gonna even bother watching it.
the black and white frames for guts were a nice touch
really the most bullshit thing about this is dimitri using magic. He has shit mag growth and his canon class is high lord anyway
Waddle Dees vs Koopa Troopas when?
I doubt they'll use regular Waddle Dees even if another mook/army battle would be cool.
Bandana Dee has a shot.
The black/white frames for Guts and Dimitri getting the FE3H Crit cut-in were nice touches. Overall one of the best in a long time.
Nice dick riding
Mega updated.
>no 3 min fight of xavier and j'onn looking at each other and the end result being their heads exploding
Why they hate fun so much? I bet the clown next match won't be redskull or norman but some tangentially related character from either a videogame or anime
My headcannon as to why Manhunter is fighting Silver Surfer is that originally Piccolo was booked as his opponent but they changed course for a different mu for piccolo and had half a MM mu done.
Yea, We’re getting Piccolo vs Mangus, lets go
Absurd stuff
>MACH 66 Fire Emblem 3h instead of FTL
>Electricity being effective cuz Guts uses armor
>Scaled Dimitri to Edelgard in her route where she killed Rhea to say he is as strong as Hegemon Edelgard in his route when Edelgard without that form killed Dimitri in "base".
>Downplayed the javelins to mountain level, but still within vsbw ranges for their low ends.
Good stuff
>They didnt scale guts to the world tree
>Brought up the javelins of light
>MOUNTAIN LEVEL JAVELINS
>FROM NAMELESS NPCS
Jesus fricking Christ
Why didn't Byleth just use divine pulse to stop Dimitri and Guts fighting so she can recruit Guts? She just missed out of a good unit baka
this battle happened during the timpskip when she was taking a snooze
Byleth didn't purchase the Berserk expansion pack and missed out on the exclusive Guts Casca and Nosferatu Zodd unit
*he
*they
>t.roon
nah
Watched the episode:
Dimitri won due to the next:
>Electricity magic and Atrocity allowed Dimitri to pierce Guts armor.
>Javelins of light were given gigaton level of power because they formed a valley.
By their reasoning only 6 javelins were launched in order to burn the forest and turn it into a valley. Which is bullshit.
You even see how much damage a single javelin can do. Wasn't easier to calc that?
The reasoning was that no amount of javelines was given for the damage to the forest.
But its weird using 6. Its seen how much of a damage a javelin can do. Why dont use that instead?
As far as I can tell just to keep Dimitri's numbers somewhere reasonable, they went with Meteor dodging for his speed when there's faster spells than that.
Bad ending. Jack would've purified Guts and he would've been able to pass on properly.
Was guts even allowed to use the berserk armor though
Yeah it just didn't matter because Atrocity fricks armor.
Yeah but it's pointless when it's a double edged sword in this fight.
Episode was Written by Lousy.
Which also wrote some of the worst episodes from the series.
Fight sucked. Guts finished like he was a Marvel vs Capcom character.
Shit, wasn't Lousy the one that lied that they didn't use Clare because of a lack of model. Was he the one who pushed for this? Is this the season researchers ruin the booking?
He also posted while having Dimitri as a profile pic. He is the one that wanked Esdeath in her episode.
It's like time ran out and Dimitri had slightly more health than him
Did they keep their promise and hide the credits for the researchers?
Nope.
Damn. They really don't respect poor Speedo at all!
hey Otto is Lucifer from DC below universal?
Honestly, I’ll give the researchers props for downplaying Dimitri way below FTL level. That probably took a lot of restraint. If there were no credits for them, then I wouldn’t be able to give them props, so it’s a good thing Speddy got overruled
Give him a good opponent.
Note he can damage Kirby
Exdeath
isn't Exdeath vs Swamp Thing one of Swans wanted fights?
Axe cop
Whispy Woods vs Deku Tree
Petey Piranha.
Or Groot.
Lucifer Morningstar is likely facing Lucifer SMT.
Imagine if a poster here somehow got recruited into the research team
Seriously, who asked for Surfer vs Jonn? There's not even any interesting themes there.
Jobber Battle
>Okay Speedy, we'll have Raven beat Phoenix, but in exchange Silver Surfer is going to kill the last JLA member without a fight
but what about Cyborg?
Don’t worry, he’s gets to become scrap against some anime girl named Pnumea
Pneuma
Sorry mistyped
I'll be honest, I think this moronation is Swan's brainchild.
Swan wouldn't be this dumb. He knows damn good and well it's going to look weird for MM's telepathy to conk out against the Moon Dragon feat after Raven stalemated the telepathic potentiality of the entire Marvel setting.
This smacks of Speedy.
Not a founder.
Neither are founders.
The main 7 are Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, Aquaman, and Martian Manhunter. Those are the founders. Those are the big guys. J'onn is the last one to have a match and since WW vs Rogue has been softly retconned as a "pre research" episode, the only JLA founder with an L is Batman, the infamous punching bag of Death Battle.
They probably see Surfer winning as a way to "balance the books" slightly.
>founders
Goalposts be moving, yo
When people talk about "All of the Avengers" they don't mean Justice, Firestar, and Silverclaw, even though they have membership cards.
Too many things point to it happening.
Speedy's statement, the Norrin supporter that showed up about a month back to argue Norrin wins with the Moon Dragon feat that showed up in Raven vs Phoenix, the timing of the episode, I absolutely see Norrin taking this one.
>But who should actually win, bullshit aside?
Martian Manhunter, because his telepathy is good enough to at the very stick in telepathic suggestions and mental blocks that'll prevent Norrin from time traveling or turning him into chocos. Norrin was once telepathically manipulated into fighting Dracula from rando cultists and J'onn can continually mind whammy him while physically fighting him. The longer the fight goes on, the more it favors J'onn, and he's got enough intangibility/regeneration/shapeshifting/illusion tricks to prevent Norrin from alpha striking him out the gate.
From your point of view you really see Surfer winning?
Surfer isn't winning bro. The fight will end up as a stalemate between him, mm, and prof x
Yeah. Surfer will use his Power Cosmic to tap into the minds of every telepath on both Earths and the sheer AUUUGHHHH will destroy both multiverses
Hawkman
And, being honest, Elongated Man is never getting in
On the same note, who is Phantom Stranger's matchup?
I typed "phantom stranger vs" into deviantart, and this is the only relevant result I got. "Clow Reed from CLAMP".
That... would be funny AF
Who the frick is Clow Reed, anyways? Do you know who he is?
All I know is he's the top maguffin of the Cardcaptor stuff, and DC blowing out top animes is always a good laugh
Isn’t Clamp the manga where Jotaro and Kakyoin fricked and had a kid?
It's a doujin group that made said manga
Tbh, I don’t see him getting in any time soon, and if he doesn’t, he’s probably going to fight Falcon or some shit.
Falcon does seem likely, but Starhawk would be his best matchup
Didn't Stalone do anything cool in GotG3?
>norring throws an energy beam (while the camara inexplicably gets a close up of his face;visibly showing pain)
>j'onn be like
>I am goin intang- what I can't
>AAAARG
Ultra's blogs are up
http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/08/suggested-media-martian-manhunter.html
http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/08/suggested-media-silver-surfer.html
>I don’t understand why being set on fire is considered a weakness for Martian Manhunter. Being set on fire is a weakness for most living things on Earth.
I mean… yeah I guess?
SIGH.
I bet he thought he was being clever there.
It's a weakness to him because it reminds him of when he saw his family and race die before his eyes in a psychic plague that looked and felt like fire, when they begged him to link minds with them and he said no because he knew he would die if he did.
Fricking non readers, I swear.
It's a joke you dip
http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/08/character-analysis-dimitri-feat-lousy.html
http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/08/character-analysis-guts-feat-djtiki.html
Surprised they didn't even bring up Lethality and other instant kill abilities.
Honestly, they probably didn't go as far with Dimitri so the gap didn't seem as big.
Jiren vs MM was a shit match with no connections and /dbs/ vermin only wanted an excuse to spam their unfunny forced memes
Would a Wojak vs Rage comics april fools ep be SOVL?
Too SOVL for them.
>Capeshit again
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Good. Frick millenials and zoomers
Jiren vs Piccolo when?
>we lost Jiren vs MM kino
Does Death Battle hate SOVL?
i laughed. these two pairs might be evidence of recurring archetypes in mankind's psyche
Episode was gay as frick
Got my hopes up at the end
Also Norrin stomps
>ANOTHER capeshit matchup after we just had one the last time
>robbing us again of ANOTHER decent capeshit matchup and pair them against characters they have no business fighting
Why do I even still bother?
Migrate!
Time for MM to get BLACKED
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Could you do a version with Boss Dark Side, please?
>Le Anime Character Always Lose Battle