Death Battle

Next fight is Guts (Berserk) vs Dimitri (Fire Emblem) on Aug 14th.
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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BROOOOOS!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It comes down to Cobson vs Chud but in the end, Chud wins.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying COALson will beat Bernd
        OK homosexual

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          TKD is comparable to TND

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol I never noticed how baller Xavier's wheelchair was. look at that thing. fricking sick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The yellow really makes it look good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like my granddad's cadillac and office chair fused together lol. Shit's on fire

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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    Yeah because it’s funny
    Also

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    #

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you actually repost this from the other thread

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, who can stop him?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last thread got me thinking about opponents for Samus. Who would you guys say is her BEST?

      That one Indian guy who told a train to stop.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly, I've got no idea who would be a fun battle

        maybe Mega Man? as long as they both show off their entire arsenal during the battle it could be damn entertaining

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The current running favorite from Mega Man as a Samus opponent is X. Samus stomps Classic and Volnutt and she gets stomped by Geo and .EXE.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            X definitely could work
            and I'm not looking for a Samus win
            what I want is a battle in which Samus can use her entire arsenal and it not look silly

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Volnutt fricks up Samus

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              how so?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      does he resist having his power source cut off?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thor did it with Mjolnir, at the expense of Mjolnir itself for a fair few seconds. Although it didn't depower him, merely broke his force field

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      An animator with an eraser.

      • 9 months ago
        DoctorGreen

        Daffy tanked that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does he have full confident?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        AW SHIT I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet this guy can. And the reasoning is because he's Superman and Superman has no limits!!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet this guy can
        Nah. Juggs power comes from magic. Superman is weak to magic. Superman is going to get stepped on.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      An Unstoppable force meets an Immovable chief

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could Mashima’s heroes beat Naruto, Ichigo and Luffy?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >casual planet buster vs 3 non planet busters
      Yes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto probably solos

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post fraudchecks, who gets checked and why.
    whoever thought rimuru could even remotely check kirby was a moron, tensura caps at planetary even with WN bullshit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sending Bleach to the 0-3 club. Not even Soul King scaling can save them from the Unga Bunga man

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, Azrael's fricking cool, why'd he have to get stuck in Blazblue

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blazblue is one of those seeies where either a character is cool as shit or just fricking sucks

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            At least when the character fricking sucks they tend to get btfo hard like that Mary Sue Celica

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I still can't believe someone latched onto Noel of all people. Waifugays, man.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Noel vs Aigis has more views now. Not by a lot, but it's still more. I knew about this for about a month but I didn't want to say anything because I knew how much hating listgay means to you. I'm sorry.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's fine. The fact that it's effectively on par with Dhalsim vs Wii Fit Trainer is bad enough.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Either way, DB must be thinking about more P3 matchups with the remake on its way early next year.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If they use Aigis, they'd probably be better served using an opponent that's also actually a robot girl instead of whatever clone nonsense Noel is. Time spent on Cinemaphile has linked Kos-mos and Aigis together in my head from all the robot girl threads.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Equips physically null persona
                >Blocks all of kos-mos' attacks
                Nothing personnal kid.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Aigis' feats are only building level at best
                >Kos-mos has planet level feats or greater
                >Aigis can just say no because she can wield a fodder persona with immunity to attacks.
                Holy based.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nyx scaling exists and isn’t a reach for Aigis. How high you scale P3 Nyx is up to you, but I’m pretty sure she’s above building level. It’s easier to wank her further I’d you really wanted to.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >only half a milion views for low effort slop
                Oh the poor things, they must be begging on the streets next week.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Makoto and Tao are the best BB girls. Tao is somehow unironically great wife material going by her route and the anime they made

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Does Wii Fit with Smash scaling beat Dhalsim?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dhalsim would get Marvel scaling.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Blazblue's fun. I miss the goofy shit from those games like the joke endings, lore skits, and silly segments for when you got a bad ending

            At least when the character fricking sucks they tend to get btfo hard like that Mary Sue Celica

            Speaking of Blazblue,When is best Arcsystem villains getting an episode?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Considering there's no way Swan won't do Kira vs Adachi, and how Cinder will probably get put against Azula just so rt's mary sue villain gets a w, i don't know how likely hazama getting in is.

              You could feed Sasori to Relius, but I don't see it anytime soon, not with more popular characters in both franchises waiting to get in. So our best bet is probably Terumi vs Sinestro tbh.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That, or the Susanoo fight by technicality

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Terumi vs sinestro is pretty hype.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blazblue's fun. I miss the goofy shit from those games like the joke endings, lore skits, and silly segments for when you got a bad ending

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This fight was in their discussion thing, they like it, but said they didn't want to send Bleach to the 0-3 club.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then they should give Bleach the cool fight they have a decent shot at winning

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would they say that. Now we know their next episode is a sure win. lol

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does Ichigo beat Yusuke?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Probably, prepare for Ichigo to get a calc that makes him one shot Naruto.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kenpachi would be pretty fricked against Azrael because the team cant even fall back on that bs "muh skill" thing from Central Fiction to save him since Kenpachi's whole fight style would just have him get hit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Save us from the swank terumi sama

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sorry Azrael, bankai goes BRRRRRR

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That won't save you from the guy who can go toe to toe against captain autism

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Azrael can't see or hear Kenpachi. This makes the match itself stupid.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bleach's you cant see me con
          He can easily sense and see Kenny simply off the killing intent.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Indicative of their drop in quality

            I expect research on this to be dogshit as well

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Azrael's senses are too off the charts to not be able to see Kenpachi. He was able to deduct exactly what Embryo was and Hades Izanami's true nature just by sensing her. If anything he almost knows too much considering his role in the series.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Shatters the entire Bleach cosmology

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Took me a while but I just noticed this is just jiren in drag kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      jiren is so stoic i didn't know he liked to celebrate halloween

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      J solos all of Marvel.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        j who

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          JiJi

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Fights I'm interested in:

      Crash Corrigan vs Flash Gordon vs Buck Rogers 3 way (serial versions)

      Momotaro vs Jack the Giant Killer.

      AND IT SEEMS TO ME
      YOU SOLD YOUR COMICS
      LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIND
      NEVER KNOWING WHO TO CLING TO
      WHEN THE FRAUDCHECK SET IN

      It's a good thing Marvel has an Eternity, because they're going to need one to get over this FRAUD CHECKING.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want Buck Rogers vs Flash Gordon, but I also want Buck Rogers vs Dan Dare.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silent Hill match when?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tomorrow

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silent Hill most popular MU (That being Nemesis VS P.Head) fricking sucks, and really doesn't do justice to either.
      The only actually good SH matchup is Pyramid Head VS Omori, but it will never happen.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody here have that Twitter post about Spidey GAPING Kratos?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know he was sick and tired of these power level questions if he phrased it like that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry, does "gaped" have a meaning I'm not aware of? It's so weird to see someone casually reference anal rape without even hiding behind username.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably just means something like this, where someone gets a gapiing hole wound in their body.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think that's what most people mean when they use that term in modern vernacular, particularly in that context.
            That's funny if he just doesn't know better though.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          given his tone it's doubtful he meant this. he's saying spidey would curb stomp kratos, it was just an absurd way of putting it. like saying "curb stomp" you don't mean it's a literal curb stomp

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but you're alluding to a comparable act of brutality so it's not that strange of a comparison.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe he does mean it like that

        • 9 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          I think he means it like "Kratos will gape as Spidey kicks his ass" as in Kratos makes the Thanos face as Spidey beats him up.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so bros, who do you want to win and who do you think will win?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Think will win
      Even ignoring the egregious scaling G1 gave to Dimitri and Guts, I still believe the former wins since he seems to be way more versatile, durable and should be just as, if not more, powerful than Guts.
      >Want to win
      Dimitri looks cool and has a nice outfit, so I want him to win.

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      >Want to win
      I want Guts to shitstomp so Fire Emblem and its awful, bullshit, Darksouls level Swank can get to the same fraudcheck Hell Ben 10 Swank ended up.

      >Who will actually win
      I think Dimitri will. G1 didn't give him light speed but come on now, they gave CU light speed off juking similar light spells. Luffy got like 20 times light speed because a bear vomitted a glowing, explosive bean-wad of energy at him. He's hitting light speed unless the writers just fricking hate FE, and if they do, hey, more power to them, post-Smash FE is pure cancer.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        engage was kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guts for both. He is more popular and fights stronger opponents every day!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Want
      Guts, Guts and Guts
      >Will Win
      Dimitri will get every benefit of the doubt. Even then they going to give him every advantage regarding versatility.

      Sanity rules wont be applied.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Want to win
      Either is fine. I quite like Guts and Dimitri is my favorite lord from Three Houses.
      >Think will win
      Dimitri. Absurd wank scaling in the G1 blog aside, Dimitri does come out on top considering the amount of stuff he can do in comparison to Guts along with some generous scaling which they will no doubt give him. I fully expect him to use Nosferatu immediately after what they showed in the teaser, for example.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Want to win
      Dimitri, cause I'm a big fire emblem fan
      >Think will win
      Probably Dimitri, but I can totally see them giving Guts the win for some reason.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who do you want to win
      Guts
      >who do you think will win
      Guts

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't worry bros. I will restore Marvel's honor

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no opponents
      You never expected that being this powerful would backfire huh?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, there's one

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Its another "looks like Batman is going to get a win only to get btfo" episode

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is one

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Emperor Joker is his natural matchup
        Some will say Batkek, but Batkek is for Doom's master, the Marquis of Death

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >WHOquis of WHO

          Moon Knight vs Azrael-8476
          Darkrai vs Princess Luna-6880
          Fossil Pokemon Battle Royale-5388
          SCP-682 vs Doomsday-3043
          Goku vs Sailor Moon-2658
          The Link Battle Royale-2395
          Steve vs Terrarian-2300
          Lucina vs Grovyle-2279
          Metallix vs Son Bra-2278
          Mayday Parker vs Jolyne-2161
          Bruno vs Satsuki-2093
          Rallen vs Luke Skywalker-1736
          Kuroto Ryuki vs Apollo Justice-1729
          Moro vs Tirek-1545
          Gohan vs Ultraman Zero-1447
          Cozy Glow vs Marx-1431
          Polnareff vs Puss in Boots-1376
          Gohan vs Invincible-1364
          Gon vs Ruby Rose-1337
          Hulk vs Godzilla-1290
          Gordon Freeman vs Isaac Clarke-1195
          Raygo vs Lusamine-1180
          Henry Stickmin vs Second Coming-1157
          Ninjago vs Equestria-1084
          Monster Tamer BR-1033

          Every matchup in the discord server that has over 1K comments.

          Back to back dogshit

          Jack was his best match, pure soul, only the soulless hate it, and the strong reaction they have against the match is like a vampire encountering a cross.

          [...]
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          [...]
          [...]
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          The Moore version was sub-Firestorm. Dude was stymied by time travel. He couldn't even stop global nuclear war, which makes him LMFAO tier when it comes to upper scale superheroes.

          After Johns sucked his little smurf, he became frick-you tier, and then Snyder sucked his little smurf some more and made him instrumental to Kek's kek-aku.

          He's not the most swanked character of all time, unless you mean writers taking someone meant to be one level and blowing them until they achieved godhood. Then he likely is.

          Imagine if Miracle Man showed up in Marvel by snapping Eternity's neck. That's what DC did to Dr. Blue Dick.

          Jack vs Guts is the hipster's choice. The matchup you shill if you want to larp as an intellectual. Real chads want Kirito vs Guts for the sheer spectacle of the possible shit slinging that could happen after the fact.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just want it because I love both series. Even if Jack stomps, I don't care as long as I get a good fight out of it. Kirito can have Neo.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              But kirito jobs to neo

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fine by me. Kirito winning would be fun for shitstirring's sake but this would overall be a more fun match with a favorable outcome for everyone.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I fear that if some wanking was used Guts may be stronger. I dont think that Guts vs Jack is a stomp. Only clear, clear cut

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who’s a good match up for gramps and Hassan of the large spoon?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe Skull Knight too.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ruins your winstreak

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who will HE fight?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      His archnemesis.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >listroon gets their way
    >it becomes the lowest viewed db episode in history
    This is what will happen

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku vs Ryu would probably be okay. Are you talking about the other one, the one being pushed by his pedophile associate?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku vs Ryu doesn't work as a matchup because it doesn't feel fair. It would be like making a captain america vs superman one.
        Massive stomps can work if it at least looks like a fair fight from the outside.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the composite versions of both being pushed which just makes the stats equalized.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, it is composite Ryu vs Goku. It is SOVL.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            how? I'd honestly rather have Composite Goku go up against Composite Superman so he can get into stupid meta shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Persona 3 remake soon might cause it to do okay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Listroon might be a b***h, but Goku vs Ryu is pure SOVL.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else think it's a weird match up? Berserk has been trying to survive day one, and fights horrific monsters every fricking day, Dmitri lived the noble life up until adulthood, and in the five year time skip, his kill count is something Guts can achieve in a day

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saying Dimitri was coddled his entire life until the timeskip is just wrong, he had it better but he did had see a genocide go on in front of him. He lost some good friends from that you know. Dimitri has accounts of doing similar feats like wiping entire platoons by himself and fighting for days nonstop.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, there were better options.

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Jack was his best match, pure soul, only the soulless hate it, and the strong reaction they have against the match is like a vampire encountering a cross.

      Dr Manhattan is one of the most wanked characters of all time

      How powerful would you say he is then?

      low multiversal

      Well that's certainly lower than the outerversal god that people always say he is. How powerful exactly is the Darkest Knight then, didn't he just take his powers?

      Doc is certainly far higher, I have no idea where he got low multiversal from.

      The Moore version was sub-Firestorm. Dude was stymied by time travel. He couldn't even stop global nuclear war, which makes him LMFAO tier when it comes to upper scale superheroes.

      After Johns sucked his little smurf, he became frick-you tier, and then Snyder sucked his little smurf some more and made him instrumental to Kek's kek-aku.

      He's not the most swanked character of all time, unless you mean writers taking someone meant to be one level and blowing them until they achieved godhood. Then he likely is.

      Imagine if Miracle Man showed up in Marvel by snapping Eternity's neck. That's what DC did to Dr. Blue Dick.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dr Manhattan is one of the most wanked characters of all time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How powerful would you say he is then?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        low multiversal

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well that's certainly lower than the outerversal god that people always say he is. How powerful exactly is the Darkest Knight then, didn't he just take his powers?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doc is certainly far higher, I have no idea where he got low multiversal from.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            neither are outerversal gods
            It's pure wank

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Multiversal is considered a lowball nowadays

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      to think planet and star busting was crossing "hey now..." highball territory some 15 years ago

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      It started with MUH RAY ACTION SPEED! WAOH! LOOK AT FLASH GORDON MOVE TO DODGE THE LAY ZAR! and SAFETY FROTH IS SUPER NOVA LEVEL!

      Those were the two gates. Those were the only two gates that could have prevented this. I gave warning. The community did not listen. Now they must abide with their brainworms.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey it got capeshit characters to MFTL multiverse busters, you should be happy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The spaceship pilot wank is even more funny. "Are you implying that Han Solo could beat the shit out of Batman/Captain America?"

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moon Knight vs Azrael-8476
    Darkrai vs Princess Luna-6880
    Fossil Pokemon Battle Royale-5388
    SCP-682 vs Doomsday-3043
    Goku vs Sailor Moon-2658
    The Link Battle Royale-2395
    Steve vs Terrarian-2300
    Lucina vs Grovyle-2279
    Metallix vs Son Bra-2278
    Mayday Parker vs Jolyne-2161
    Bruno vs Satsuki-2093
    Rallen vs Luke Skywalker-1736
    Kuroto Ryuki vs Apollo Justice-1729
    Moro vs Tirek-1545
    Gohan vs Ultraman Zero-1447
    Cozy Glow vs Marx-1431
    Polnareff vs Puss in Boots-1376
    Gohan vs Invincible-1364
    Gon vs Ruby Rose-1337
    Hulk vs Godzilla-1290
    Gordon Freeman vs Isaac Clarke-1195
    Raygo vs Lusamine-1180
    Henry Stickmin vs Second Coming-1157
    Ninjago vs Equestria-1084
    Monster Tamer BR-1033

    Every matchup in the discord server that has over 1K comments.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow the vast majority are fricking shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rallen vs Luke
      It's not often where I see a character on death battle and think "who", but this would be one of those times.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >almost 7k for more horse show

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Metallix vs Son Bra-2278
      How do you even determine the power levels of fanfiction characters?
      Also, Metallix should fight Nazo or be in a Sonic OC battle royale.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nazo is for Xicor

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly why not just do fan fics at this point? It could be fun.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Both Gohan fights
      >MC vs Terra
      >Goku vs Moon
      >Gordon vs Clarke
      The only good ones. The rest I don’t know about, don’t care about, or think are shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Moon Knight vs Azrael
      What we should have gotten over Batman vs fricking Black Panther
      >Fossil Pokemon Battle Royale
      No.
      >SCP-682 vs Doomsday
      Double no.
      >Goku vs Sailor Moon
      Extreme No.
      >The Link Battle Royale
      No.
      >Steve vs Terrarian
      No.
      >Lucina vs Grovyle
      Insanely based and FE fraud check pilled
      >Mayday Parker vs Jolyne
      Based
      >Bruno vs Satsuki
      JoJo Bruno? What’s the connection?
      >Kuroto Ryuki vs Apollo Justice
      What the hell is the fight here? A court trial?
      >Polnareff vs Puss in Boots
      What are the connections here?
      >Gohan vs Invincible
      Based
      >Gon vs Ruby Rose
      Why are we passing up the hood MU?
      >Hulk vs Godzilla
      No.
      >Gordon Freeman vs Isaac Clarke
      Kino, but it’s been too long and won’t happen now.
      >Monster Tamer
      …which tamers? Pokemon gets stomped by all its rivalmons if they get their tamers.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        vs Terrarian
        >No.
        What don't you like about this one?
        >JoJo Bruno? What’s the connection?
        Ask reddit.
        >Why are we passing up the hood MU?
        What?
        >Kino, but it’s been too long and won’t happen now.
        Didn't Dead Space just get a remake earlier this year? If it did well, then it a continuation probably isn't out of the question.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Steve vs Terrarian just doesn’t appeal to me at all, simple as.
          Dead Space remake did come out but it didn’t exactly make waves and its spiritual successor(?) from its co-creator got panned. Maybe it could draw views but I don’t think it would be worth it at this point given Half-Life is a series only real old heads know anymore and Dead Space is more of a “Oh yeah that was cool” type of series.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Moro vs Tirek has that many comments
      I hate ponygays. Tell me that I am not the only one.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone hates them. It’s natural to despise creatures so unnatural.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's 5 pony topics in that list, apparently. It's obnoxious.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moro's not happening until he gets animated (or shows up in a video game I guess), so he might get a better fight.

        There's 5 pony topics in that list, apparently. It's obnoxious.

        You'd think they'd stop after realising the show only took so little loses because it was treated with kid gloves.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Funny enough, Death Battle has used manga only content in the form of Ultra Ego Bejita, so Moro might not be off the table. I would like to see Moro fight Marvel's Kulan Gath.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Kulan Gath.
            Isn't that a Conan of Cimmeria villain? If Conan can kill him I would assume someone with enough reserves of Ki to destroy a galaxy would be capable of doing so as well

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also in Marvel along with Conan, and has actually killed/absorbed Shuma-Gorath. Was only defeated when they used a maguffin to ressurect Shuma

              >Kulan Gath
              May I ask why? First time hearing this matchup

              Evil wizards that consume their enemies and become stronger

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Kulan Gath
            May I ask why? First time hearing this matchup

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but only because they knew people would b***h if they didn't include Ultra Ego and Vegeta lost (they would still b***h anyway, but slightly less).
            I doubt they're gonna use any manga-only characters (or Heroes-only) until they show up in something more popular.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kulan Gath is for Garn Daanuth

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hope the anime keeps moro's old goat form instead of his ripoff cell form.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >kids gloves
          Pretty much
          >with current media starscream would win
          >second fight is a joke match
          >first serious fight is a loss

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure they also said that they wouldn't have done the episode if Starscream won and Magic Horse got an ambigious enough death that she could have totally survived.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wait really? They would refuse a fight if their pick lost? Damn.

              I hate ponygays so goddamn much, even after all these years they still manage to shit things up.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I think he said long ago that they wouldn't have done the episode if Starscream lost.
                Apparently it's something about not wanting to kill a children's show character because kids might find the video by accident (as if kids don't like Superheroes, Sonic, Mario, Pokemon, etc.).

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                *if Starscream won

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Remember how they killed red fricking brutally and then mocked Pokémon as a franchise? But they can’t let the colored horsies get hurt can they.

                You can just say your team is made up of ponytards and get on with it.

              • 9 months ago
                DoctorGreen

                >Remember how they killed red fricking brutally and then mocked Pokémon as a franchise?
                And it was glorious

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know the point I’m getting at. They’re not above decimating kids shit but as soon as ponies are involved it becomes hand wringing and whining.

              • 9 months ago
                DoctorGreen

                Leave the Ponies to me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing worse than a br*ny is a dog fricker.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, they did make an episode afterwards with a ruleset designed to give Pokemon the win.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                on the other hand, they did also refuse to use Ash instead of Red
                because they knew that while Charizard would have been just as thoroughly fricked either way, Ash would have torn Tai in half

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think Ash was still considered lame at the time while Red was the cool one.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ah that could make sense
                though it was kind of lame to go "well trainers don't fight but we're going to have them fight anyways"
                when Ash is right there with tons of physical feats

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that was it plus Ben hinting at ash vs yugi long ago as the best way for him to die.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                still on my list as one of the show’s worst episodes for its just awful writing, mischaracterization, and view of pokemon as a whole

              • 9 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                >Remember how they killed red fricking brutally and then mocked Pokémon as a franchise?
                And it was glorious

                still on my list as one of the show’s worst episodes for its just awful writing, mischaracterization, and view of pokemon as a whole

                On one hand, it was based they had the balls to go as far as they did. On the other hand, they tipped their hand and showed that there are franchises they really just don't give a shit about, Pokemon being one of them.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that a problem?

              • 9 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                It is when they're being evasive about it and doing a feed match to massage Pokegays feelings.

                If they instead doubled down and said "Yeah. You heard us right. They're fricking SLAVES. They're SLAVES and Red died in FRICKING AGONY as terra force melted the skin off his bones." then it would be ultra-based.

                It's cringe to hold contempt for a series and then hide it because you don't want to hurt your audience's feelings. Their contempt is cringe because it's filled with little Brandon energy, not big Trump energy.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Starscream should have won even with older media. They said he was equivalent to the model of jet he transforms into and fricked him over like it was a funny joke or something.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              is Starscream vs horse the only time they intentionally got an outcome wrong?
              They've gotten others wrong but that was usually due to incompetence

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gaara vs Toph, maybe Tracer vs Scout

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                was Gaara vs Toph genuinely an intentional one, or just exceedingly poor research?
                unlike with starscream they weren't actively vindictive towards Gaara

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Toph's sprites were made by a dude who is now part of the research team

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gaara vs Toph
                I sometimes forget that was the first Naruto episode.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bring up Starscream's immortal spark
                >bring up it being capable to possessing people
                >bring up Kiss Players showing it can possess organic beings too
                >completely ignore it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hulk vs Godzilla
      It would be funny if Hulk apology match is the same as the match that would make the Godzillagay go ballistic because Hulk doesn't have a way to give a quick death to someone very big, if Hulk kills Godzilla it will be pretty gory.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude I do not care if hulk kills Godzilla

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Henry Stickmin vs Second Coming would be great, and should honestly be a Second Coming win due to the innate ability of AvA stickmen to just jump between computer windows and stuff.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gordon Freeman vs Isaac Clark
      Next season. Please no wank to extradimensional combine or marker.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will it happen, Bros?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baki stomps.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, Baki got a new season and Kengan is getting a new season. It's certainly the most popular for both

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meh. I don't think so. Not until the Baki anime catches up with the manga

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be based as frick if done right (though that's a big ask of DB as of late) though Baki stomps tf out of all of Kengan (with Shen Wulong maybe being doable)

      Probably, Baki got a new season and Kengan is getting a new season. It's certainly the most popular for both

      Meh. I don't think so. Not until the Baki anime catches up with the manga

      They're not afraid of using pure manga stuff, but the issue is the most of the Baki manga is fan/team translated, and DB is b***hy about wanting to use official translations only

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DB is b***hy about wanting to use official translations only
        I don't blame them. Especially with the troubled history of Baki's fan translations

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DB is b***hy about wanting to use official translations only
        I don't blame them. Especially with the troubled history of Baki's fan translations

        Aren’t the English Anime the “Offical” Translation for Baki?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but we're barely in Son of Ogre. We don't know if we're getting Baki Dou next

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry, Gutsfriends, but we're taking the W.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      G1 and Otto keep calling it wrong this season. Guts is going to turn this homosexual inside out.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who do we want to win between discord and bill?

    I heard one is some pony shit so I instinctively want that to lose

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want Chaos Horse to win because SPEDdy’s been a homosexual this season. If it weren’t for his meltdown I’d be rooting Bill

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who does Speedy want to win? I know nothing about either character so I’m anti Speedy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He specifically wants Bill to win. If those screenshots of him bullying a furry diapergay (only based thing he’s done) are real, then he’s been gunning hard for a GF win.

          • 9 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            If Bill wins then the screen grabs were real and he used the hard R.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He definitely did

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bill only wins if you scale him to the 12 dimensional fricks that are afraid of him while also ignoring the fact that they died in a space ship crashing on earth also Chaos Fricker could possible scale higher then that thanks to the Transformers crossover having Bug Horse open a portal into the Transformers multiverse which not even 21 dimensional beings can do

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How well would the O5/Time Displaced X-men do in a fight?

  24. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    What's good, anons, hope you guys have had a good week. Finishing up some requests, will be posting them shortly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heya, Thumbnail anon. Welcome back.

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        How're you doing, anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Foo Fighters (JJBA) vs Power (CSM)

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Power should win but we know Swank

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gigachad vs Gigachud

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow the Hedgehog vs Sephiroth

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jackie(the darkness) vs giorno(JoJo)
      Giorno's real matchup.

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ka-Zar vs Pickle

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy vs Reed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black Panther vs Pink Panther

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesse James vs Ned Kelly

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to suck on fem byleth's fat udders. also what's up with Spider-Man x Lucina thing in fire emblem?

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will wait until you guys spoil the fight Sunday. I can’t watch Guts die to insane scaling and wank

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sunday's the fight?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Streamable anon isn't going to cover this episode, right? Will it at least be uploaded to the MEGA?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It more than likely will, but that’ll probably be like an extra hour or two after the fight.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        We'll find out Sunday, I guess.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has any character been wanked as much as Dio in death battle?

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      CU is probably a champion.

      A dude that gets exhausted after a brisk jog and leap, who needs keys to open doors, who dies quickly through suffocation, poison, or blood loss, got swanked to multiverse level because he can participate in a sympathetic magic ritual to keep the lights on.

      That's hard to beat.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        CU isn't as noticeable because in the end he still lost despite the Swank
        that said Dragonborn absolutely also got Swanked

        • 9 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          He did, but it's mitigated by Elder Scrolls actually being able to walk (some) of the talk. It's magic system vs DS's magic system is Dungeons and Dragons vs Harry Potter.

          DB swanked to multiverse is like a superhero being swanked to multiverse. It's lame and gay but more palatable than multiversal Harry Potter.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            heh I would gladly argue that non-wanked Dark Souls actually loses to non-wanked Harry Potter

            • 9 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              Ron Weasley has a good shot at beating 25% or more of all Souls.

              It was so gross how they compared CU to Sun Wukong and Hercules. Either could setting stomp Souls by pissing. Literally pissing. They could piss it all away, fire and darkness and archtrees.

              That's not what I mean. I mean in the sense of something VERY CLEARLY having alternate properties based on how things respond to it but they never specify what those are

              >Something very clearly having alternate properties based on how things respond to it but they never specify what those are.

              That's any and every time a laser goes off and it doesn't act like a flash light.

              That's every time there's a PEW PEW sound, every time it makes an explosion, every time it travels at the speed of a softball, every time it travels as a glowing pellet, every time it ricochets off objects, etc, etc, etc.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sun Wukong
                I thought he was nothing

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                he IS nothing

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What if it's made apparent these characters are moving at FTL speed?

              • 9 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Apparent how so? And god help you if you say something moronic like THEY MOVE IN TAY DAM WITH DA LIGHT!

                What do you think of pic related?

                moronic since the big macrospace outside the speed force wall is made of fricking magic and the center of the multiverse is the Rock of Eternity.

                How in the frick is any of that "the cast off and forgotten scraps of creation?"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like, they're explicitly moving really fast.

              • 9 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Explicit, HOW?
                Give clear example.

                Non-canon

                >Johns
                >Superceding ANY canon
                >When his entire career is built off dick-riding Roy Thomas, Mark Millar, and Alan Moore

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Besides capeshit?
                Bionicle has legit light speed characters. Like, not "Oh it's a laser!" light speed, but like EXPLICIT light speed. Examples mostly involving Pohatu though.
                >Pohatu can flat-out vibrate through shit Flash style at full blast with his Kakama
                >Pohatu + Photok can boost to light speed.
                >Umbra explicitly can turn into pure light and move at light speed. The Inika were able to actually react and keep pace with him while he was like that.

                Shit like this.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like, they're explicitly moving really fast.

                What are settings with legitimate light speed feats?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Besides capeshit?
                Bionicle has legit light speed characters. Like, not "Oh it's a laser!" light speed, but like EXPLICIT light speed. Examples mostly involving Pohatu though.
                >Pohatu can flat-out vibrate through shit Flash style at full blast with his Kakama
                >Pohatu + Photok can boost to light speed.
                >Umbra explicitly can turn into pure light and move at light speed. The Inika were able to actually react and keep pace with him while he was like that.

              • 9 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Any given space opera has FTL ships, caveat being that in a lot of these settings they can't fight in them. Like FTL in Star Wars works by jumping into hyperspace and fighters don't hit those speeds in a dog fight in normal space. One case in which travel speed vs combat speed is actually valid.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still saying it, Bionicle is the verse I'd say is the biggest example of "Verse that was way stronger than you think."
                Like, just from the commercials and movies you'd assume it was an okay-ish verse with elemental powers and stuff.
                Then we have Tahu, who is just initially "Good" as far as Toa go. And in his weakest state, he
                >Turns an entire tidal wave of sand into glass
                >Superheats the air until it flat-out fricking explodes
                This is baby shit by verse standards.

              • 9 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Flash was legit light speed as far back as the 40's with Jay doing shit like "Hey kids, light travels around the planet 8 times in a second, but I can go around the planet 9 times in a second!"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                i kinda like the gimmick of old man jay only barely approaching light speed. "the speed of light" is a cool milestone

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like when all the non speedster characters in a setting can only be light speed at most since they must "obey physics laws" and speedsters are the only ones who can be FTL but not by much, just fast enough to be able to dodge the attacks from non speedster characters who can move fast.
                Also when nobody can't move at light speed because when you reach it you activate *insert science stuff*

              • 9 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                This is how it is for comics for anyone that doesn't have brainworms. The FTL guys are the guys that fly from solar system to solar system, the Superman level guys, and everyone else can maybe on a good day cause a sonic boom.

                If they have to get a space ship to fly to Mongo, they aren't light speed. No amount of Swankery will make Quicksilver FTL.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe when the writer isn't shilling one character.
                Superman (and the like) should be able to travel stellar distances because he slowly accelerates up to high speeds, but in combat he shouldn't be able to land a hit at characters like flash, his combat speed should be only "something faster than a bullet", if he defeats a speedster it should be because he used senses to predict the pattern movement or his brain to outsmart them. Also flash combat speed should be far slower than his travel speed (but faster than superman's of course) to make his defeats against non speedster villains not look ridiculous.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ultra necrozma from pokemon is said to be a star eating monster and to travel stellar distances one must be fast as frick.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jojo

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it’s not like the rest of creation

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >like a superhero being swanked to multiverse
            Im-fricking-possible. Every last guy who isn't street tier is multiverse level

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To this day the only episode that Swan directed, wrote, led research, and picked.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch them use "In Fire Emblem, lances beat swords in muh rock paper scissors, and Dimitri has Swordbreaker in FE3H, giving him an advantage over Guts" as one of the reasons why he wins.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get it, what’s wrong with that logic?
      >Sword > Spear in game
      >Spear have ability utilized to beat Sword
      >Spear Man can use Spear ability to beat Sword Man in fight
      >This bad because ???

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothign wrong with it. I just think it'll be funny

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well it would be pretty humorous to see Guts slab of iron just shatter like glass mid fight.

          Because Guts' sword is more like a club, and clubs have always been classed as axes whenever they show up. Axes beat spears and lances.

          >Guts’ SWORD is-
          A sword. Just cause it’s “like” another weapon doesn’t mean that it’s going to be classified as such by everyone else. This is literally the other side slow moving light speed lazers logic.
          LS Wank:
          >Thing looks like laser
          >Functions nothing like it other than reflective and bounces off things
          >”Bro it’s obviously a laser!!”
          What you said:
          >Thing looks like a sword
          >Functions exactly like one except for being a giant hunk of iron
          >”Bro it’s obviously a club!!”
          That’s like saying Fans in DQ are actually Swords because you can cut with them.

          • 9 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            What do you call a slab of iron in your hands? A pitchfork?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              A sword. Like everyone else. I called it a “giant hunk of iron” because of how fricked it looks compared to normal blades.

      • 9 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        Because Guts' sword is more like a club, and clubs have always been classed as axes whenever they show up. Axes beat spears and lances.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get it, what’s wrong with that logic?
      >Sword > Spear in game
      >Spear have ability utilized to beat Sword
      >Spear Man can use Spear ability to beat Sword Man in fight
      >This bad because ???

      Because Guts' sword is more like a club, and clubs have always been classed as axes whenever they show up. Axes beat spears and lances.

      I don't think the weapons triangle is going to come up much if at all given the fact its just a mechanic and not an ability of Dimitri's.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon they brought up rock paper scissor logic in at least three different fights before this one. Balrog vs TJ, Wonder Woman vs Thor, and if I remember correctly, Lucario vs Renamon. Why would this one be different?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dimitri has a ton of abilities in hopes about strengthening the effects of the weapons triangle.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Swordbreaker is literally a skill he can equip.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought that was a weapon in the FE games?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            In some

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can probably get away with it since in Three Houses the weapon triangle technically doesn’t exist, but characters get skills that retain its function.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what? Doc Green and I made up this thing called "The Mystery Fallacy."
    IE there is clearly something happening that's more than meets the eye but we're not sure as to what it is. Like, it clearly possesses some kind of alternate property but we're not exactly sure what that property is.
    Like if an explosion doesn't really leave a normal explosive impact and instead creates weird spatial warping

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called the Fiction Equivalency Fallacy. Things in fiction are very unlike things irl, and 'normal' is a term that has no meaning when related to phenomena in fiction.

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      It's called "lasers in fiction don't work like lasers in real life and assuming they do is akin to assuming that Superman's muscles must work like real life muscles."

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what I mean. I mean in the sense of something VERY CLEARLY having alternate properties based on how things respond to it but they never specify what those are

      • 9 months ago
        DoctorGreen

        You are confusing it with bad writing
        A good equivalent would be pouring water out of a bottle and instead of wetting the place, it lasers it
        As mysterious as Miracles

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          so you're saying all lasers should fire like when a blue whale breathes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't really work with something like Kizaru's light. It doesn't act like irl light but in every facet to authorial intent, it's supposed to be light. The fallacy would just be headcanoning an alternate property that's useless for debate.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waddle Dees vs Koopa Troopas when?

  31. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for this one! I personally think it'd be interesting to compare only the classic literature and most faithful adaptations of these characters together. It would make a great Halloween episode, and there's an argument you could make for both of them to win. (Whether or not Frankenstein can hold off Dracula until the sun rises).

  32. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    Sorry to this anon, the Despair doesn't have anything besides low res ps2 screenshots

  33. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon
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    Thumbnail Anon
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    Thumbnail Anon
  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright lads, which one of these three looks the best?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      2, though it can use some work

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top. Being symmetrical always makes a thumbnail look better. But I would slightly zoom in on the guy on the left to try and make they're heads roughly the same size.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        agreed, they need to be more symmetrical, but the right guy has weird proportions unless there's better art of him

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think of pic related?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Manhattan is the only character I'd say was wanked by the writer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having scientist characters describe magic or give it some logical explanation always felt counter intuitive to me. Suddenly a setting with high tech and high fantasy becomes a setting with high tech and high...fancy chemistry?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        magic is just unexplainable science, once it has an explanation of how it functions it's science

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If we're talking about magic in a god of the gaps way sure but thats never been how I've seen magic in fantasy or superhero settings. Magic has always been its own thing entirely to me and I thinks settings that keep it as a bizarre occult practice that can't be fully understood are just better. Its a personal preference though.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off Satan, magic is magic.

          What are some non Death Battle sprite animations you like?

          Now that's some true autism.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The explanation does not fit into any model of science, so it remains magic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure if that makes sence in DC but I always love to see non magic users (or beings whose main powers aren't magic based) btfo magic users

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is extremely gay but a recurring theme in capeshit type settings. just let it be "magic" which beggars any kind of rational explanation, especially something as pedestrian as "scraps of creation"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Non-canon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get vaporized by a science machine by accident
      >Become more powerful than 99.99% of the multiverse, more powerful than even entities, magicians and gods.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i preferred him as some kind of weird atomic man than as a repository of multiverse spanning cosmic energy #239848395

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a kino origin

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some non Death Battle sprite animations you like?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn’t Natsu vs Luffy get animations like this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because no one cares about it lol

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do I always hear about it from the community?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because they're a bunch of stupid children lol

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No one gives a frick about Natsu or Fairy Tail in general

              Isn’t it a better theme?

              - Two adventurous shonen manga protagonists who are known for being dimwit yet optimistic & cheerful, As both of them are part of Chaotic groups (Strawhat Pirate & Fairy guild).

              - Both of them are searching for something in their life (One Piece Treasure for Luffy & Natsu's adoptive Father, Igneel).

              - Both of them gained superpowers that Original not from their body (Luffy gained superpowers after ate gomu gomu fruit while Natsu gained dragon slayer magic after Igneel taught him).

              - Both of them have adoptive family who can use fire (Ace & Sabo for Luffy & Igneel for Natsu).

              - Both of them have red-haired person who they see as master figures (Shanks & Gildard).

              - Both of them also always carry object which are given to them by people they care (Luffy's Strawhat which was given by Shanks & Natsu's scraf which was given by Igneel).

              - Both of them are also related to one of the most popular criminals in their world (Luffy being Monkey D Dragon's son and Natsu being Zeref Dragneel's younger brother).

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I got no problem with the idea of Luffy vs Natsu, I'm just saying that no one gives a frick about Fairy Tail anymore

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That all seems generic as shit. Luffy vs Captain Marvelous is leagues better.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is Luffy optimistic? He doesn’t really have faith in anyone that isn’t a friend and if anything is pretty loose with morals

                Luffy vs Spiderman???

                idk this randomly came out of my head

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting matchup. Spider-Man gets normal diff'd.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                How would Pete science his way against Luffy’s rubber body?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Taking into account that peter isn't a gadgets guy beyond the web shooters I don't think it would be given to him in a fight, but that time travel microwave would be really useful.
                Reed Richards on the other hand... One Piece fans are wise to not want a Luffy vs Reed fight.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that kind of science. More like Peter apply physics in the fight against Luffy, nerd style

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is Luffy optimistic? He doesn’t really have faith in anyone that isn’t a friend and if anything is pretty loose with morals

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be honest, that list boils down to:
                >Both are stock shounen protags
                >Both have a goal
                >Bpth have powers
                >Both are related to someone with fire powers
                >Both have a redhead mentor
                >Both have something important to them
                >Both are related to criminals (?)
                There's two in the middle that are the most superficial of shit, and the last one is questionable. Zeref is a head of state. He's not a common criminal or rebel.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some of these super generic (shonen protags looking for "something" is not new), some are wrong (Zeref was a king, not a criminal or revolutionary like Dragon) and using hair color as connection will always be a sin. Just have Natsu btfo Ace 2.0 so this can end

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one gives a frick about Natsu or Fairy Tail in general

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than current Death Battle Sprite fights

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What Mythology matchups should they do next?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anansi vs Coyote

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zeus vs Odin is an obvious one, I imagine the God of the skies wins

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hades vs Anubis

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The former aren't really mythology or even folklore but Paul Bunyan and Babe vs Gilgamesh and Enkidu would be funny

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Paul Bunyan and Babe vs Gilgamesh and Enkidu
        This sounds silly but kind of funny

        What's good, anons, hope you guys have had a good week. Finishing up some requests, will be posting them shortly

        Paul Bunyan and Babe vs Gilgamesh and Enkidu

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol and the thread with Ash vs Yugi survives while the thread with Guts vs Dimitri died before 50 posts

    [...]

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nope

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Yates track. (Yatogami Tohka [Date A Live] vs Neptune [Hyperdimension Neptunia])

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's alright.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds horrible, especially the lack of guitars and the all over the place chords from the keyboard.

      ?t=2601

      ?t=203

      ?t=958

      ?t=786

      Examples with good female leads, good tempo, guitars solos and chorus or back up voices. Such a simple thing missing from this song.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's strange, most tracks Yates does involving females are terrible.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assume it's because he's a sound mixer doing a gig on youtube. He makes his music and then sometimes has someone singing over it. Metal bands build their whole music with everything in mind, the melody and vocals all play the same part.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry I'm not a music expert either just someone with an opinion
            *instruments and vocals
            It's all in tune to get to a good melody.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you should have gone for the head

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in the analysis portion they call kiryu the deadliest Mechagodzilla
      >in the podcast a week or two later they say they chose Kiryu in order to give dragonzord a chance
      Did they actually try to screw Mechagodzilla over?

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who is speedy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      a mexican cartoon mouse

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    With OW2 becoming the lowest rated game on Steam in history, it looks like TF2 won in the long run. Eat shit, OW gays. Scout always should have won.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you still seething about a 7 year old fight every day?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Buddy, people on that Cinemaphile thread said Death Battle had no credibility because of Pikachu vs Blanka. There is no expiration on that stuff.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last minute winner change?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        they won't need a last minute change if it was a definite stomp and I highly doubt they believed from the start that Guts would win

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guts still has hope!

          They will probably use realistic scaling or lazily equalize stats for both and just say Dimitri wins due to versatility

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            wouldn't equalized stats means Guts wins because if he can consistently beat characters stronger then him then he can beat a character comparable to him

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guts still has hope!

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jigglypuff will never be on DB since she can instantly put people to sleep and then snap their necks

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick am I looking at?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man this one's actual dogshit. Compare that to what Yates did for Guts vs Clare

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop shilling your garbage MU

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon I don't care about the matchup, I'm saying the cover art isn't good

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            fair then, apologies

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, Clare vs Guts was popular enough to the point we got a podcast episode for it. It must have been a shock for Claretroon that they went with Dimitri instead, as opposed to us wanting Jack but understanding the show's taste isn't good enough to appreciate that matchup. Claretroon is probably in shock still.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            as much as I hate to say it, I don't think Guts vs Jack is very popular, if at all known outside of here. Plebbit didn't even know it existed, and not just the DB sub, the whowouldwin one, which is normally a lot better than the former regarding actual matchups

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Perhaps, but sometimes the show does the more interesting matchup over the popular one. It's how we got Ben vs Hal, which was probably on very few lists. It's possibly how we got Saitama vs Popeye, too.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                dunno, they said they chose Dimitri over Clare and Ike because he had a 3d model

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ike has a 3D model, though. He's in Smash Bros. And there are 3D Clare models floating out there. The research team is just too chickenshit to say "We picked this fight because we wanted to do it as opposed to the alternatives, simple as". Speedy is an inveterate creampuff, but so is pretty much everyone else in that sack of invertebrates known as the research team. As much as we bag on Swan, at least he's not a coward.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Both were head scratching matchups

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And so you claim Jack vs Guts is, but like the two examples given it is an interesting fight that most outside here would not expect but on closer examination could see why it would make an interesting episode.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                but gacks is a boring fight

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                How so? There's a wealth of past fight scenes to homage and/or draw on, both have arsenals beyond their swords as well if that's your complaint, and the themes are pretty good.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because Jack is lightyears ahead of gutti

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And so is Dimitri, and yet here we are.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound delusional, just accept your match was never a thing

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And they're probably not doing Clare vs Guts, Claretroon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And they will NEVER (not probably) do your idea, now frick off

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's ugly as shit. Please tell me this isn't the cover art they're going with. What am I even looking at?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's part of the Eclipse.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They did a shitastic job, then. I had to zoom in to tell those were supposed to be human bodies. They should either have just done all heads and faces, or made the bodies more distinct. As it stands, it looks like any other poorly rendered meat slurry.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's just been a new speed feat in One Piece. Also the next chapter is going to be full of them since we're finally getting Kizaru to fight.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually having Kizaru fight will answer a lot of question.
      Right now there are basically two meta, either one piece characters are way beyond light because characters have been somewhat reacting to lazers and other thing said to be lightspeed for a while, or the speed of light is the absolute limit of the verse because Kizaru even as a top tier is considered special for going at light speed.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Characters avoid Kizaru's laser consistently
        >It get's calc'd as a shitillion times ftl
        >Kizaru is stated to be faster than them
        >Kizaru's fastest attack is stated to be moving at lightspeed
        >One Piece Lightspeed > shitillion times ftl
        >Repeat

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's so tiresome

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They can do this to literally every character that moves at LS.
          Raikage is LS and has been reacted by EMS Sasuke.

          Just leaving this shit at FTL ad they've been doing is enough.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Raikage is LS and has been reacted by EMS Sasuke.
            Raikage only fought MS Sasuke. Also, citation of Raikage being Lightspeed?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's what they've been using on Death Battle. They also gave a mention to Orochimaru being LS in one of the episodes.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              some databook statement, but I've heard that in japanese that "speed of light" is sometimes just used as an expression to say really fast, just like saying something is lightning fast doesn't literally mean they are at the speed of lightning.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What question? One Piece speed of light is not comparable to real life speed of light.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if that was the case, there would still be a question of if characters are faster than the in universe speed of light, if fact the value of OP's speed of light doesn't change anything about my post, do try to keep up.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're moronic. The question of in universe speed of light is irrelevant, it's scaled faster than light regardless. For another example, you don't scale toriko to just planet level when its world is evidently larger than real Earth.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's scaled faster than light regardless
              The reason people scale One Piece to be faster than light is because character have dodged attack that are stated to be light speed by other characters, which obviously means the in universe light speed.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Warm Piss is only lightspeed
    Sasuga Oda-san.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't this end with Deni literally eating Yuji?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aw, shit, really? Dare we hope?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Firstly, it’s about goddamn time. Secondly
      >Does this end with Denji literally eating Yuji
      No but that’s actually one of Denji’s wincons. He could eat portions of Yuji/Sukuna and weaken him by chowing down on the fingers and erasing them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yuji is really fricked at the moment because he lost Sukuna, who possessed Megumi, and Sukuna is currently fighting Gojou.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yuji can’t even scale to the Sukuna fighting Gojo atm
        >Meanwhile, Denji can get partial scaling to Falling causing natural disasters on the other side of the planet with her gravity
        Being Yuji is pain.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, if Death Battle has the balls to do Rurouni Kenshin (Watsuki collected CP), who is Kenshin Himura dying to?
    >Vash: Angel Arm GG
    >Samurai Jack: Way higher in stats period. Pulverizes Kenshin when serious.
    >Afro Samurai: See Jack.
    >Zoro: Zoro fricks up the entire Kenshinverse. Even Seijuuro Hiko would get stomped.
    >Jin Sakai: Pity match where Kenshin stomps

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jin Sakai trashes kenshin

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too slow. He gets Kuzuyyuusen to his body and dies. Even Rusty Kenshin at the start of the show would stomp Sakai.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >focus
          >triple explosive arrow headshot
          nothing personal

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was going to post Soujiro Seta's speed, which Kenshin was able to sense and react to, but now I see you're just trolling. Well, carry on.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              concession accepted

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Violet Evergarden

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thorfinn from Vinland Saga, make two pacifists with a a history of violence fight each other

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be against the whole Thorfinn's point, it would be as shitty as Ed vs Aang

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is why it's great, both hate violence but are super-killers

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character has light speed attack
    >every character reacts with bemusement
    >treated as a huge deal
    >fans say its very existence means everyone in the verse is faster than light
    explain this shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think about this sometimes with One Piece, isn't kizaru supposed to be the fastest dude ever since he can move at light speed? If so then how can anyone else be FTL if the powerful guy who's whole thing is speed only be lightspeed.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >isn't kizaru supposed to be the fastest dude ever
        considering an out of practice rayleigh easily parried his shit, no.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. He's been stopped by Marco, Ben Beckman held him at gunpoint, Hawkins reacted to him for a split second, in film red Shanks completely countered him.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't always move at lightspeed, kicking at the speed of light is a special attack he has.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Marco moved to block his beams that were meant for Whitebeard, all the top tiers are still ftl.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The author intent is that the characters are still slower than the lazer they dodge, however the way it's drawn makes it seem like they move a greater distance than the light.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zeno is the only universal dragon ball character

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zamasu fused with an entire timeline and was leaking into another
        >Goku says that he could beat him if he was at 100%
        >Jiren was stronger than Infinite Zamasu

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goku wouldn't do to Zamasu what he failed to do fused with Vegeta.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Saiyans get stronger as they keep fighting.
            Plus Goku could try to do something with the mafuba/spirit bomb

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Vegito could not use Kaioken due to fusion being short as shit, while Goku at 100% could to. That also leaves Jiren, who is stronger than Infinite Zamasu and Goku defeated him.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zeno is still the only universal

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"Zeno is still the only universal"
            >destroys an entire timeline

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >doesn't destroy an universe

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, I see that you inability to banter made you parrot. Kek. Nice concession.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >failed concession taking
                sit down zamashitter or Zeno will destroy your universe (only universal db character)

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still parroting
                >no real argument
                I mean, you are giving me your concession very clearly.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already gave an argument and you went off on a tangent
                cope

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >off on a tangent
                >debunking your entire argument is going on a tangent now
                Kek. Nice try coping tho.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                where's the debunk zamashitter

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zamasu fused with an entire timeline and was leaking into a other. Both Goku and Jiren are stronger than him. That makes them higher than universal.
                >inb4 muh shiterinooooo

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                when precisely did zamasu fuse with the timeline

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                When trunks sliced him with a sword. Watch the show.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                he fused with the universe

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Timeline. Watch the show.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, he fused with the universe
                YOU should watch the show

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes and a timeline is lesser then a universe

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moron doesn't remember the moment when Trunks sliced Zamasu
                >tells me to watch the show
                Nice try moeshitter. Not only are you a moron, but you are also contradicting yourself. Watch the show.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What are you talking about, schizo? He fused with the universe, that's what's literally stated. Are you the "planck Armstrong" moron?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, he created multiple clones of himself and then Zeno erased him

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is the manga version.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the canon version

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >started as a promotion for the movies
                >anime passed it almost instantly
                >"canon"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ad hominem
                Moeshitter, he fused with the whole timeline. He was leaking into present timeline, Beerus and Whis have also commented that the whatever Zamasu is doing in the future is affecting the present. Also when Zeno btfo's Zamasu, both Beerus and Whis confirm that the whole timeline is toast.
                >inb4 schizo
                Burden of proof is on you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >destroys universe
                >"timeline useless now tbh"
                >OH MAH GAW HE BEKAIM DE TAIMLEIN????!?

                >burden of proof
                On you

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >has no argument
                >cannot debunk anything I have said or what was stated in the show
                >"no you"
                Damn, VSBW shitters are getting more moronic.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >arguing against anyone but Zeno being universal
                >"VSHITTER!!!!"
                moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ad hominem
                >cannot debunk anything
                Good. Watch the show and then go crying to vsbw.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >crying
                >to le multiverdul dragen ball land
                you can't even use buzzwords correctly

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >VSBW babble
                Good, nice to see you give up.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >give u-ACK!
                learn to buzzword, then you will be allowed to return with your vsbw peers

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still cannot debunk anything
                >"no you"
                You want to keep parroting like a good pup?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >failed vsbwshitter
                talk about parroting!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still going at it
                Yup. Good pup.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope
                Zeno is the only universal dragon baller

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                .....because everyone is higher than that.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the rest are lower
                sorry anon

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >destroyed an entire timeline
                >moron claims that he is only universal
                Kek. Burden of proof is still on you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zeno did that, m8

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Zeno needed to destroy an entire timeline to get rid of Zamasu
                >both Goku and Jiren are stronger than Infinite Zamasu in TOP
                >that makes them scale higher than Zamasu
                Damn, CHADgon CHAD characters are strong.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zeno destroyed an universe (zamasuverse)
                zamasu turning into zamasu forma de universo doesn't give him universal potency

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zeno destroyed an entire timeline. I already have proven that. Even the show tells you that. Keep coping tho.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the show says he destroyed zamasuverso, vshitter
                And goku doesn't scale to zeno

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The show says that Zeno destroy F. Trunks's entire timeline. Watch the show shitter. You didn't even know when Trunks sliced Zamasu. Keep projecting.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                this doesn't magically scale goku to zeno (only universal db character)

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It scales Goku and Jiren higher than Zamasu who fused with an entire timeline and was affecting other.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, because zamasuverso got BTFO, he wasn't the one BTFOing

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And both Jiren and Goku are stronger than Infinite Zamasu that fused with a timeline.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                fusing doesn't give him universal attack

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It makes him a part of the timeline and if it takes a timeline busting attack to get rid of him and Goku and Jiren are stronger than him, then they could do the same.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                but that's defense at most
                and besides, neither goku nor jiren became universes

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being capable of destroying a person that fused with a timeline is defense
                Do you hear yourself. Also, Goku says that he could defeat Infinite Zamasu if he was 100% back in Black arc.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                but the guy who did that attack is not who goku and jiren scale to

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                But they scale above Zamasu who fused wit the timeline.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                but the feat is purely a defensive limit for zamasu and was brought about by him becoming an universe
                neither goku nor jiren have specifically fused with an universe
                and the attack feat was delivered by zeno

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to be a universe to destroy it. Also, Zamasu fused with the entire timeline. It also isn't a defensive showing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                but zamasu didn't destroy the universe
                he became the universe and then got destroyed

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He became a timeline and he got destroyed. Goku and Jiren are both stronger than Zamasu and they could do the same to him.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                but it was zeno who did the job

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And? Both Jiren and Goju are stronger than Zamasu. They could do the same to him. Even Goku says that. Watch the show.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't buy that Kizaru is LS either. His light was casting a shadow on the fat dude before he got even there. Which means light was actually traveling faster than he was.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a false appeal to reality. You could go on to argue no character in fiction can be LS because they still perceive time as they travel at such speed.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If shadows are being cast that means photons are being blocked. Meaning you aren't moving at LS or anywhere near close to that, really.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          name one work of fiction where a LS character adheres to real world physics 100% of the time

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Next thing you'll be saying is that his light is actually FTL too.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sound is faster than light too, they can talk while he's moving at light speed

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                what am i supposed to make of this? the fat man looked like he was already bracing for it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but he's referring to the fact they're talking while Kizaru's moving at lightspeed

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ah. isn't there a term for that? cinematic time, i think?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Talking as a free action
                That's the trope.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Again, false appeal to reality. You'd never argue Goku isn't FTL because it's impossible for anything with mass to be LS.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are many damning evidences that Kizaru's light travel faster than he does. Like the shadow he was casting on Drake's face while he was kicking him at the speed of light.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Track is out. Guts L

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop with the voiced tracks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Voiced
      already worse than vengeful berserkers
      what part of that implies the guts L though?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Slow pace at the end

        Sounds like Dimitri comeback after guts wears out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk if I'd trust that, Forever More did something similar (with Otto thinking that the guitar/strings being representative of Jean/Raven respectively), but it turned out to be the opposite of what's expected

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Draconic robotics too, the entire track picks up as if it would be a dragonzord comeback but we know how that actually went

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          sounds more like one side mourning the other

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      It's going to be so cringe if they try and do a sappy ending.

      "Rest well, guy I just met who tried to murder me..."

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They will

        >”Rest peacefully you tortured soul”
        >Post-Analysis says Dimitri is continent level and FTL, Guts was massacred

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goku out of nowhere

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has new art but with Raven doing this to Jean dropped out yet?

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its beyond over and why the frick we're having a voiced track.

    Lets say that by some chance both Drimiti and Guts are in stats.

    What are Dimitri true advantages?

    >Long range weapons
    Two things:
    1-The battle will endup with Dimitri going melee, that advantage wont matter.
    2-Guts also got Ranged weapons but can use it without changing them.

    >Magic
    Dimitri isn't the best casting magic.

    >Healing
    Dragonslayer attacking you in the astral plane renders this useless

    >RPG Mechanics
    Come on.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RPG character can't use RPG abilities

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Peak episode
      wtf Goku is going to kill both?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"unless you disagree with the results
      >everyone agrees Guts is fricked
      >Guts fans would more likely be angry at the fact that he lost to a literally who rather then the fact that he could've won
      the fight has nothing to disagree with in terms of results unless Guts actually wins somehow

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently Guts fans chimped out over losing to Cloud in a DBX.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but that's DBX, no research and shit means Guts actually could've won if the animator wanted him to

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone agrees Guts is fricked
        Youtube comments seem to think Guts wins.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gutsgays are numerous and vastly overestimate how strong he actually is
      >FEgays all collectively think that FE characters are literally just dudes with weapons and think guts would rape dimitri
      I think this is damage control for guts if anything

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guts L confirmed

      This terrible fight aside, why has their research taken such a dive? There was a point where DB was seen as someone legit (at least as far as fictional fights go).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        swank

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Luis just says “fight good, people will disagree with result” (which means literally nothing because people will disagree with any result)
      >Anons start preemptively coping over effectively nothing
      At least wait for the episode to come out before losing your minds.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s saying that because it’s the Verdict that will cause the most salt. FE fans mostly believe Guts should win and so do Berserk fans. Powerscalers think Dimitri wins

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      F Guts

      If you disagree with their results you’re a hater.

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should do Gambit vs Jin-e (Ruoruni Kenshin). I'm just kidding, but yeah, Watsuki is a fan of American comics, there's a character in the series that is literally Venom.

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Luffy vs Naruto bigger or smaller than Naruto vs Ichigo? I notice it’s been a current thread trend

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto vs Ichigo used to be bigger because back then Bleach had more english-speaking fans than One Piece.
      Right now, I think Naruto vs Luffy is more popular since One Piece has been climbing in popularity, especially after Naruto ended and people needed a new shonen.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bigger but being "bigger" depends on a lot of factors. Like if the match is being promoted or hyped at all, or if it's 3D instead of a 2D one. The quality also matters.

      But overall there's also the fact that both these shows are gone past their prime, have new characters, the juxtaposition from back then isn't as strong as it is today and yeah, Death Battle themselves not being as popular anymore would also factor a lot.

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do One Piece gays really?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds about right for the Super Manga. It’s rather time feat wise. Granolah and Gas felt pre Timeskip level

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MB
      how can someone literally always be wrong

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Besides Mother Basement is one of the biggest morons in while anime community.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand this. Even in Gear 5, Luffy didn't no diff Kaido. Kaido even managed to briefly knock out Luffy out of gear 5 and Kaido is still planetary at best.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Knock out would be if he punched Luffy and Luffy reverted

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luffy in gear 5 is same level as Naruto

        Multi continental OP = Moon Level Naruto

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Naruto is planet and that's not counting his 1000 clones. He is the one who would force Luffy into Gear 5 and Luffy would lose badly.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >poofs the clones with coc
            Done.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              coc is weaker than Sasuke's rinnegan.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        well technically he outlasted him out of G5 but yeah Goku could still easily do that

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, If Kaido managed to outlast and tire out Luffy out of Gear 5, Goku would unironically shitstomp Luffy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn’t Luffy just recover in the next panel?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It still proves that he can be overwhelmed, even briefly by someone like Kaido. Goku would murder him.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So now that we know DB is dying, how do they get back into the good graces of the general public? I say have a Homelander torture porn season, seeing how Omnilander was the best-performing episode they’ve had in years
    >Homelander vs All-Might
    >Homelander vs Senator Armstrong
    >Homelander vs Hanwiener
    >Homelander vs Red Son Superman
    >Homelander vs Metro Man
    >Homelander vs The Plutonian
    >Homelander vs Yujiro Hanma
    >Homelander vs the D-Day Knight
    And as the series goes on, Homelander becomes more and more self-aware that he’s in a Youtube animated series, and that his sole purpose is to be stomped and tortured by stronger people. He’s barely holding it together by The Plutonian. By Yujiro, he’s actively trying to run away while Yujiro bullies and belittles him. D-Day Knight then tracks him down and traumatizes him with his eldritch appearance alone. Now, Homelander is in hiding, and to finish the season, Wiz and Boomstick have to spend the first few minutes of the next episode looking for him, and convince him that he can actually win the next match:
    >Homelander vs Brightburn
    Which he does! Finally getting to be the torturer instead of the tortured for once, his confidence is restored, and he comes back for the finale with zero doubt in his mind that he’ll win
    >Homelander vs Superboy Prime
    And there you go. Guaranteed views. Guaranteed Amazon shilling. Death Battle is once again a cultural phenomenon that has the influence it used to have in the Goku vs Superman days

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death Battle will never reach the highs of earlier seasons. Only episode that might do that is Goku vs Superman 3 unironically.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally peak reddit. Omnilander did well because both series are/were big. They just need to keep doing fights with characters that are popular at the moment.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Homelander beats Armstrong

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Speedy CRIES INTO HIS LARD
    Wait what happened? What did I miss?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    normalgays barely know what BlazBlue is let alone Azrael. Also, Ragna's fight with soul as all the way back in 2014. At least Guilty Gear strive sold over a million copies and had the bullshit blazing meme. What's next, Under Night? Arcana Heart? This isn't gonna get Death Battle views, which is why Guts is fighting Dimitri and Clare.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >At least Guilty Gear strive sold over a million copies
      Blazblue had 1.7 million by the time Continuum shift was a thing. Shilling to troons tobdraw a dime is a worse fate than death.
      >BUT-BUT- MY MEME
      Redditor spotted

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        BlazBlue's popularity has gone down immensely. Meanwhile GG Strive was 3 years ago. That's the difference. It's also stuck in a creative limbo since Mori left, and all we're getting now is this shit.
        https://store.steampowered.com/app/2273430/BlazBlue_Entropy_Effect/

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >GG has turned into the weenie hut juniors of fighting games and is now one of the mascot of hormone therapy

          >BB is now practically a dead brand after Mori tried to get that Gacha money and is now hoe'd out by bugmen developeres for bootleg side scrollers

          I don't fricking know man. I just don't know anymore.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yang was bleeding during her fight with Tifa but ultimately won
    >Weiss got the cleanest death the show
    >Blake lost an arm but won
    Predict what's Ruby's death will be like when she loses to Maka.

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