Death Battle

Next fight is Guts (Berserk) vs Dimitri (Fire Emblem) on Aug 14th.
Sources to be used:
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/07/suggested-media-dimitri.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/07/suggested-media-guts.html
Speedy IS A COWARD!!
Death Battle's booking is fricking ass.
We lost Jiren vs MM for shit.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    yo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Spectre and Ghost Rider vs my search history

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baki vs Spongebob

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Came out much better than I expected. Thanks Thumbnail Anon.

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Sorry that Hoss has is posing, it's the only thing I could find of him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dante from Dante's Inferno vs Alucard from Hellsing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      not sure if this is a good match but
      Naraku vs Geto Suguro.

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you. It's probably a huge mismatch but I like both these dudes and think the fight would be awesome.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll indulge you anon
            Who stomps and why

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Naraku. The new anime made Inuyasha busted as frick.
              I'm not even sure Ichigo could escape the 0-3 against Inuyasha anymore. And Itachi would lose to Sess too.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                How did the new anime boost inu

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said new but it's actually from 2009 and makes me realize the concept of Hakai from DBS was stolen from the final chapter of Inuyasha.

                ^this. No chance whatsoever for any JJK character.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >weaker looking than Yuki's black hole
                Huh?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I admit it, I'm an anime only and have just caught up with episode 4 of season 2 yet. I like the character a lot.
                But judging by that feat, he tanked it using his gravity powers so it's valid. So in fact Geto vs Naraku is actually a good and balanced MU, nice.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're anime only then I'll just say that Geto wouldn't scale to that anyway for reasons

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                With his gravity manipulation he does scale to it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, reasons. It will all make sense soon anime only

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't wait. This is easily one of the best animes I'm following.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Could Sess beat Vergil?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Guts dies
                >His creator died a couple years ago
                >His musou game was worse than Three Hopes by a large margin
                >Casca got GRIFFITHED again
                Just frick his shit up

                Only if Vergil got hit by Bakusaiga's rot ability, which wouldn't happen because Sesshy's too damn slow to ever hit an on guard Vergil.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                got GRIFFITHED again
                Berserk is really just a really well drawn NTR manga

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Casca got GRIFFITHED again
                Wait What?
                How has Cinemaphile not combust into flames? Did this happen yesterday or something?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was awhile ago, he just took Casca and fricked off while Guts flailed uselessly at him.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >while Guts flailed uselessly at him.
                oh my goodness. Maybe Berkserk should have stayed dead with the creator.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          naraku... damn it's been a while. his voice alone gives him the win. is yashanime any good?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is yashanime any good?
            forgettable and boring.

            Naraku. The new anime made Inuyasha busted as frick.
            I'm not even sure Ichigo could escape the 0-3 against Inuyasha anymore. And Itachi would lose to Sess too.

            >And Itachi would lose to Sess too.
            I don't remember Sess having any defense against sealing.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I said new but it's actually from 2009 and makes me realize the concept of Hakai from DBS was stolen from the final chapter of Inuyasha.

              ^this. No chance whatsoever for any JJK character.

              Itachi couldn't block a single TSO from Kaguya so he's certainly NOT blocking this shit.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >yashahime

            I gave it two episodes before checking out. If you were invested in The Final Chapter, maybe it might have lasting appeal.

            Disclosure: I never gave Final Chapter a watch.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chuck Norris in a Gi vs Baki Hanma

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What you got against baki

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chuck Norris scales above Superman but Baki is stronger than dinosaurs and faster than speed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spec from Baki vs Michael Myers

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can Hanayama even kill Walter?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a real possibility. If Hanayama pops one of his arms it's over.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shirai Kuroko vs Katsuragi from Senran Kagura, please

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dr. Drakken vs Jack Spicer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fake Peppino vs Shadow Mario (mario sunshine)

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barney vs bear in the big blue house

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terry (Dinosaur King) vs Greymon
      Hulk (2003) vs The Amazing Bulk

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blaziken vs Firedramon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Victor Nueman vs the Death Note

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Various Pikmin vs Clive (FF16)

      Pikmin 4 outsold it significantly in Japan

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of, Olimar vs Piranha Plant's about to begin.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clive destroys the pikminverse

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I destroy the Pikminverse.
          They are all tiny, everyone in this thread can solo.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but ifritgos might be able to destroy their earth to ensure total piknocide

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everything destroys the Pikminverse. The final boss of 4 is just a Shi Zhu, but it looks massive since everything is tiny.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lara Croft vs Dora the Explorer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gwenpool vs Imbattable

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chudjak vs Joaquin Phoenix joker

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steppenwolf(Snyder cut) vs the IRS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sigma vs Sinestro as a One Minute Melee

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mega:
    https://mega.nz/folder/zc4gBIQL#NrVixNe99LJ0KkQQVqMwmg
    Streamable:
    https://streamable.com/bdjnun

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jiren vs mm is the star
    >This means we're not getting joker vs giorno
    >Possible forever
    Based.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not Jiren
      DCgays FEAR him!

      >we lost Jack vs Guts KINO
      >we lost MM vs Jiren KINO
      Does Death Battle even have SOVL? Their booking is ass.

      Jiren has warped your feeble minds.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there an update to the DC slaughterhouse featuring Raven as the winner and Phoenix as the loser?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not Jiren
    DCgays FEAR him!

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hal Jordan is a pedophile

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will BLACKED feats be accounted for since Cosmic Ghost Rider is semi canon to 616

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would Gatsu and Dimitri be frens?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they met post Rodrigue probably

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they met after Rodrigue's death, then absolutely. Prior to that they'd probably just have a level of respect for each other but Dimitri simply is too messed up to be anyone's friend.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hopes Dimitri would probably get along with Guts pretty well, since he never snapped.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jiren vs MMH would've been too obvious because of the way Death Battle would probably scale J'onn. At least with Norrin we have no fricking idea how that's going because Speedy insinuated each episode exists in a vacuum

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sources to be used for the next one:
    http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/08/suggested-media-martian-manhunter.html
    http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/08/suggested-media-silver-surfer.html

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we lost Jack vs Guts KINO
    >we lost MM vs Jiren KINO
    Does Death Battle even have SOVL? Their booking is ass.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jiren is for Isshiki

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/135403625/
    Surfer is probably winning this.

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Yeah. I'm 75% sure that was a researcher arguing for him. If there was any consistency, J'onn should win, because the feat they used to get Raven to resist Phoenix level telepathy was mindfricking Superman who had "multiverse level resistence" and J'onn has effortlessly mindfricked Superman about a dozen times. That's not even getting to feats where J'onn has put the mind whammy on guys well above Raven like Specter and Mr. Mxy.

      And it's not like Norrin is a particularly gifted telepath. He fell to mental suggestion from Loki, from random anti-Dracula cultists, and his best telepathy feats are

      1. Falling under the thrall of the Goddess for about 48 hours until he snapped out of it, then Moon Dragon slapped him with a psychic bolt that made him fall to his knees stunned.

      2. After a thorough mind probe by Thanos, showed some resistance, causing Thanos to say he was being too gentle with Norrin and telepathically raping him the next page.

      Norrin is not a psychic warrior. His best feats are "I offered a little resistance to these high level telepaths" while J'onns best feats are "I've broken through the telepathic defenses of 4th world super weapons, the wrath of God, 5D imps, etc."

      It's not a stretch at all to argue that MM can, at the very least stun Norrin with telepathy long enough to kill him with his Superman physical stats. An extension of the Other was able to put Norrin on his knees for a about a minute until a pep talk gave him the strength to resist. That's a good parallel to the kind of telepathy MM is putting out as a low ball. A high ball is making MM's telepathy equal to the entirety of the Other. Consistent scaling is making MM's telepathy greater than Norrin's entire setting. So at the very least MM can pull off "psychic stun into Superman punch" and do it before Norrin can his own wincons out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry otto, Xavier will save the day!

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They actually can’t go two fricking matches without resorting to capeshit. At least use Surfer for something more interesting than this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like Captain Atom?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more Marvel vs DC capeshit
    Fricking stop it already

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick old capeshit MUs

    We need more post-modern capeshit fights

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        %3D
        Nu-capeshit vs nu-horror

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Analog Horror
          No

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nu-capeshit
          The Boys comic is from the 2000's

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      %3D
      Nu-capeshit vs nu-horror

      Nixion vs Makima would be better

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they want to do capeshit so bad can they at least bring back Spawn? Use Hellboy? Mark?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will be so upset if they pass on Ghost Rider vs Spawn or Devilman vs Hellboy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Devilman vs Hellboy is pure soul.

        Its an easy fight to figure out who wins. This is Prime vs Gundam levels of stomp. But it will be great regardless.

        Akira is stronger, faster and tougher.

        Feats vs Feats: Devilman Furbo stomps

        Devilman Feats vs Hellboy wank scaling Devilman stomps

        Devilman Scaling vs Hellboy Scalling: Devilman stomps beyond belief.

        Devilman can pull feats from a lot of sources. I mean with a generous wank Hellboy maybe continental? Devilman shits on that by actually melting earths surface. Devilman even got planet level feats.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2021/07/death-battle-predictions-hellboy-vs-nero.html
          G1 put Hellboy at planet level

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I had the time, I'd commission Therewolf to make a track for it. Well, either that one or Golgo 13 vs Agent 47.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Golgo 13 vs Agent 47
          Also cool

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Death Battle Analysis for the past 2 seasons

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marvelcucks getting their apparel to another round of ass rape

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they're probably winning this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they're probably winning this.

      Double K.O

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even for Death Battle Silver Surfer losing this would be retarted

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        We JUST had Phoenix lose to someone Black Adam thrashed. We are pretty passed moronic at this point

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait Black Adam beat Raven? The frick?!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            black adam beat raven.
            raven beat phoenix.
            but also apocalypse beat black adam.
            because, according to DB, apocalypse scales to the phoenix.
            which means that raven>phoenix>black adam>raven

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that booking
    Fricking hell, who does their booking? It is fricking trash. Is it their discord? Also
    >doing another Marvel vs DC matchup where the researchers will inevitably backtrack and contradict themselves making past death battles look moronic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their discord fanpoll unironically had a better series of potential matchups than what we've gotten so far

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oops, I guess the animals are going to be kept at the zoo because this isn't their fight.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd almost argue the symbol for Vader could've been Guts vs Dimitri because of the Eclipse and Azure Moon, but it's debatable.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd argue the symbol wheel is a pointless endeavor, myself. No one is confirming which fight is which. People just playing a moron matching game that doesn't tell you if you got it right.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          TRUE

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neither the dark side and Dimitri's dagger seem debatable to me.

        I'd argue the symbol wheel is a pointless endeavor, myself. No one is confirming which fight is which. People just playing a moron matching game that doesn't tell you if you got it right.

        Your IQ is room temperature but the room is located on Mars.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only 6 episodes to be announced remaining
      Huh, shit flies by fast

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    post definitive fights

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      way i see it, lucifer was more elegant but the beyonder's drip mogs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reverse Rose was a missed opportunity and you know it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah for a much better match

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was, but the fight+song were so frickin good I didn't even mind

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      even jobbonder trashes lucifer

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        True. Jobbonder is for Hal Jobdan.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          even lucifer trashes hal jordan

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            *even lucifer trashes alien x
            ftfy

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              lucifer gigajobs to alien x
              universal with wank vs multiversal

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >universe with an inflation of 60 trillion lys per .5 seconds
                >not counting dimensions

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                alien x outmuscles him even if you try to bring in dimensionshit
                and BTW bringing in dimensionshit like it's raw power is equal to a concession

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                Concession accepted. Lucifer WIPES the entire Ben 10 cosmology no diff

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                >when there's no no u
                Concession accepted
                ayyx destroys all of dc

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >in denial
                >muh uno reverso
                Ben 10 gets wiped by Danny Phantom, pedo

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pedophilia OUT OF NOWHERE
                BTW ghostfreak alone casually solos Danny Chudton

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            True. Lucifer is for Jobbonder

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hal Jordan is for Chris Hansen

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hansen would thrash that green pedophile

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hear Chris asking this thread

            [...]

            to take a seat right now

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, they deserve an Elliot Stabler beatdown. Jordan needs a stern and mildly condescending talking to

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's nothing wrong in that thread

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beyonder is for Monty

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anti-Monitor gets neg'd by Annihilus

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Anti-Monitor is for Galactus.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >DBZ characters are built more for fights where there is no such thing as hax,

    >Freeza just happens to have three other forms, all significantly more powerful than the last.
    >turns out his "final form" is actually his original form, and he just decide to hang in his "weak" fomr because?????
    >oh wait, he can go "100% of his final form"
    >oh wait, turns out Freeza is a actually Alien Gohan and only needs to do 2 sets of pullups and now he's on par with GODS

    >Cell and his constant nonsense
    >lol I'll always regenerate my body as long as my head is retained
    >Despite Goku LITERALLY BLOWING AWAY HIS ENTIRE UPPER HALF

    >Buu. Enough said.

    >Beerus and his "I'm always stronger because I just am lmao, despite me never training in my life". Literally the Freeza hax taken to the most extreme conclusion.

    >Goku Black. Enough said.

    >Jiren and his "Im' always stronger because I just am" with all of his "tell, don't show"

    Did we watch the same show? And that's just the main villains.

    [...]

    Nah. Gutsgays are delusional, but DB did give him a "respectful" death. If it was more violent and dismissive, then it'd probably be one of the most disliked videos ever.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Respectful death or not, they made Guts job to a Fire Emblem character post-Miura.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, on other places the fight seems to be getting positive buzz.
        Next time is fully boring for them through, the only ones celebrating are Piccologays who didn't want him fed to Manhunter.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestl, I think it’s more of an anti-FE thing than a Berserkgays thing. They pulled that level of wank on Edelgard vs Kylo Ren, and people were equally pissed off.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't remember much hate outside of here through.
          Through might be just because most don't pay attention to those streams.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not hax, that's just Toriyama power creeping (+ Beerus being retconned any time it looks like Goku might surpass him).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the villains skills/powers become irrelevant to those above them so is not quite hax.

      That's not hax, that's just Toriyama power creeping (+ Beerus being retconned any time it looks like Goku might surpass him).

      There was no retcon only funny gags done by beerus when goku becomes even more powerful. The manga made it clear, even by TOP goku was not even galaxy level. Whereas beerus is universal. The difference between the 2 is astronomical.

      • 9 months ago
        DoctorGreen

        >The manga
        Non-canon

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically Silver Surfer has more in common with fricking Lobo than Manhunter. Since the symbolism between hippie surfer dude vs Harley Davidson Biker gay is a tale as old as time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That'd be frickin cool

    • 9 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      >Silver Surfer vs Manhunter
      I tempted to meet a Cartel. the frick is wrong with those guys?

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like this fight

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how they'd handle Muv-Luv, or any porn game really

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Biollante solos

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No you get out

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not even going to bother with you

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    … is it too late to still have hope for Mark vs Luke?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      On paper this seems like a bad matchup because Mark punches a hole through Luke after walking through a force push. In moron battleboard terms this seems like a bad matchup because muh mind hax

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not the Luke fight we're getting, friend. It's going to be Naruto vs Luke.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      all Luke matchups are just
      >hey does this guy have a resistance to mind fricking? if no then he's fricked
      >ok does he have a triple resistance to mind fricking? if no then he's fricked

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reasons why Luke vs Paul Atreides is the true KINO

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it could be interesting in a way that, while Luke with EU material vastly outclasses Paul, his level of Prescience means that if there's even a 1 in a million chance of him winning, he wins

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eh, Vader and Obi-Wan gave Luke a stat block that is dramatically stronger than anything Paul has any hope of touching. It's not a 1 in a million chance. It's a 0% chance. Paul still died by being assassinated, his grasp of the Golden Path was imperfect, and only Leto was shown to avoid the usual Dune blindness to other prescients which they might make Luke. It's a stomp, and they're probably doing Luke vs Naruto after how well the other two Star Wars vs Naruto fights did.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              true enough, sometimes forget how moronic DB scaling gets

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even mind Marvel vs DC MUs but FFS we're not even half way into the season and this is the third fricking one.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nuke level Alex vs wall level Mercer soon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he fighting himself?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the virus vs the guy the virus stole the identity of

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's his own worse enemy, a battle of the self, Ego vs Super Ego, and also because I'm moronic and forgot Cole Macgrath's name, I've just been calling him John Infamous for 10 years

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alex isn't nuke level

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think i know how this years (and last) death battle's work.
    Think of your favorite charachter,
    now think of some random joke charachter you hate.

    Tell me how death battle makes your favorite lose, and the joke win.
    Well, how does it happen co?

    For the next death battle, i'm betting on the worst charachter, whichever is weaker, and sucks more, that's who wins.
    I am sure to guess right this time.

    Now ss is pretty powerfull, so is mm, mm got over thier weakness to fire at one point. Ss, is mostly galactus based/lvl power, but has fought galactus before.
    I would give to mm just cause of all the weird alien stuff.
    SS cosmic power is also weird, but mostly ends up being
    >strong energy blasts.
    So based on my lack of knowledge, i would say mm has advantage (discounting fire).
    And therfor death battle makes ss win.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw listtroon's matchups are gaining traction in the community.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, do they know he's a pedo?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like what?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Athena vs M. Bison sucks dick. And so do his other one like Lupin vs Jojo and Sakura vs Videl.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely good matchup
      >b-but Devil Homura
      Can just be ignored until Homura fights Heaven Ascended DIO, the same way Batman didn’t get Hellbat until his fight with Iron Man

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the only good Homura matchup

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...Is that a v-tuber? I'll bite, what are her feats?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know about her feats, but Ame's main thing is time travel and moving through timelines. That seems to be the main connection between her and Homura.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, Vtuber
              https://omniversal-battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Amelia_Watson
              Does time travel shit, has guns, effectively an anime girl Doctor Who based on her offhand statements

              Huh. I'll be honest, I didn't know vtubers had lore.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They’re mostly old fat guys with voice changers on

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's less lore and more "collection of offhand statements and thinly pieced together official stuff only the most terrifyingly autistic made an attempt to catalogue" and is no better than using Dream SMP or stuff like that but yeah it has "lore"

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, Vtuber
            https://omniversal-battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Amelia_Watson
            Does time travel shit, has guns, effectively an anime girl Doctor Who based on her offhand statements

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fodder tbh

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I looked at the same site and they somehow have her higher than Homura

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              was that whole thing really written by a single guy? what a virgin lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fear the vtuber simp, for their devotion is a bottomless well of madness, just look at /vt/

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's genuinely insane how he's trying to pretend his waifus are inmortal universe busters
                like bro

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree it was probably a terrible use of his summer vacation

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The page quote being about breasts is the shit cherry on top of this virgincake

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't listtroon's. Listtroon has pushed for Homura vs Sakuya (which is also shit to be fair).

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit. Even Guts vs Nightmare was better:

    %3D%3D

    What happened?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That you're salty as frick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fight sucked bro, regardless of who won.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speedybros...we won

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      how's the vinesauce streams, anon?

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, ignoring Death Battle messed up consistency
    Who should win MMH vs SS?
    Asking this as something who knows shit about comics

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SS with Power Cosmic being absolute bullshit. For instance, he's one of the couple characters that consistently and reliably puts down Hulk and such

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But isn't MMH stronger than Superman according to him or something?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's one of the few superpowered heroes Superman would rather not face and generally more dangerous. Dunno about stronger, the two are either compared by statements or one overpowers the other because plot. Superman is consistently stronger and the powerhouse of the classic JLA roster

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Norrin should have this in the bag. He's treated as a way bigger deal with so many powers over the years it's absurd. Battleboard contrarians are just about the only people who will tell you J'onn not only wins but does so decisively.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silver Surfer more likely than not

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    does Surfer resist mindhax?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He tends to get fricked by it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes. I fully expect them to give him a blanket immunity to it based on dubious reasoning like they did with Apocalypse's nonexistent absorption abilities

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We lost Jiren vs MM for shit.

    Breaking News: Nobody outside of Latin America gives a fricking shit. Frick Martian Manhunter and especially, Frick Jiren.

    • 9 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      >Nobody outside of Latin America gives a fricking shit
      >fallacy of popularity
      By population-viewership, you guys are literal whos. none of this matter, moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Texas is latin america.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, how did Guts won?

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Guts lost
    I called it! 0-2, 2-0, and now 1-1! Which loser are they gonna bring back this season? As for the fight, it started strong with the preview, but it just steam. The death wasn't very spectacular.
    >Xandder Mobus was Guts
    So they'll totally have him for Joker vs Giorno, right?
    >Silver Surfer vs Martian Manhunter
    Are you for frick? God damnit!

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >the vidya character that just came out

    I know I'm typing this for a thread that's three threads behind, but Jesus, Otto. Try to keep up

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about a Ninja vs Ninja battle? Who can Speed-o'-Sound Sonic from OPM fight?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're telling me that's a man?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How about a Ninja vs Ninja battle?
      I don't they've done one since Strider vs Hayabusa.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wraith from Apex Legends perhaps? They’re both ninja edgelords.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give him to Itachi to put another Uchiha on the board.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jiren vs MM is cancelled
    Jiren is going to be the first victim of the Tribal sweep and i'm ready for it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How's Roman doing these days?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Defeated Triple H, Goldberg, Edge, Brock lesnar three times, Undertaker, etc
        >Destroyed the entire roster
        >1,077 days as champ so far
        >Over as frick as a Heel
        Pretty damn good all things considered

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vince had to sell his family company to the israelites and change his face

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If he couldn't have it, then no one could.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, Endeavor has it all. Vince took the Roman bait and lost everything.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Leaked past dealings with side hoe in order to oust him out of powers
              >Vince out of pure spite flips the middle finger and sells to the israelites

              Poetry it is

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, classic israeli poetry
                You need to stop coping, anon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >got over by announcing he had cancer
        >stayed on long enough to become the cancer

        All in all, he seems to be good.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Only One Uce

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Roman when he defeats Jiren in the tournament of power

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITS NOT LIKE MY LE KINO GUTS VS KNIGHTMARE WHERE HE WON
    Oh boy I cannot wait for the episode to go public

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you fricking serious? We get one break from Marvel vs DC and then its right back to it? Who the frick even wanted The Silver Jobber on the show? Genuinely think a VS wiki light novel wanker could make a better season than this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're in the dark age, boyo.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ka? Boom.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Base SAO and Gun Gale lose, ALO and Alicization win, mostly because I can't remember if he really did anything OS is 50/50, Kazuto dies because he's just a kid with a stick.

      And that's the problem with Kirito, each arc has him with a different skill set, based on the game he's playing, and different stats. And his feats are iffy since they are all in virtual worlds, so there's no real basis as to how fast or strong his opponents really are. You either have to composite him, or pick his arc. And then you have jackasses going "But if you kill Kirito, you still have to hunt him down and kill Kazuto to win. :)" because if that's an option, most of his match ups would go for that first.

      Which is why Maple is his best one. Massive defense vs. massive offense.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who win

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      X from outer space

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can somebody edit the "enter chadren" pic with Silver Surfer holding his table?

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what Guts does. Every. Single. Day.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is clearly fanfiction continuation Guts, OG Guts would've won

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Death Battle acknowledges SHITren is beneath CHADtian CHADhunter
    Dangerously BASED

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No frick. They have the entire Dragon Ball Super under Thor and Thor would lose to him.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s next?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Martian Manhunter vs Silver Surfer

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dimitri won then goes to fight off the demons trying to claim Guts as a sacrifice out of respect for his fellow struggler
    Kino

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly clare should've fought guts.
    I don't think guts ended up having as dynamic fight as it would be with her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Honestly X should've fought Y
      kinda been the overall sentiment of the season so far

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        except for the first matchup

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Atom vs Ant Man
          thats okay with me
          >LDB vs CU
          Okayish but riddled with wank
          >Killua vs Miska
          Shoulda been Killua vs Akame (and conversely Misaka vs Static Shock)
          >Stitch vs Rocket
          No strong opinions but was absolutely the first curveball that broke the stupid circle thing
          >Vader vs Obito
          Liked it
          >Raven vs Phoenix
          Fight was good, but matchup itself is dumb (muh bird avatars) and research nuked any chances of DC research believability. Jean vs Phoenix Ikki has been on the rounds a lot more
          >Guts vs Dimitri
          As others said, Clare, Ike, or (if they were based) Samurai Jack, though its somewhat evident normies don't know the latter
          >Martian Manhunter vs Silver Surfer
          Manhunter often had Jiren, though I've seen Surfer have Captain Atom and Dr. Manhattan

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who has this season been again? The only one I remember is pheonix vs raven and ant man vs atom

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Skyrim MC vs Darksouls MC
          I don't know who else they could have fought
          >Misaka vs Killua
          Killua should been fed to Akame instead
          >Rocket vs Stich
          This was fine
          >Guts vs Dimitri
          I think it's fine but these threads wanted Jack or Clair instead
          >MMM vs SS
          Jiren or Piccolo are more popular.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but Piccolo is a terrible fight

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Jiren or Piccolo are more popular.
            Don't get me wrong I love those two but it that not a stomp in favor or Martian?
            Sure its cooler but people might go "Muh DC bias against DBZ" Even though its obviously Martian as better hacks.
            That being said if they used Heros version of those characters it might make things more interesting.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No even DB heroes could save them from the multiple hax powers of Martian Manhunter.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                True,but it would be cool.
                Besides Jiren from hero's is more fleshed out than "normal" Jiren. God even the Mexican made a better version of Jiren in fanfic headcanon.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Piccolo doesn't have a xeno version to my knowledge, but yes Manhunter stomps both

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does he not? I thought he did. They did not buff him in hero's? That's lame. I like the saiyan but hero's/Xenoverse is the best time to buff and explore the other characters.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They buffed him but Cell Max was a turd of a villain. Even Krillin was able to damage him.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                technically he does but it's specifically DBS Piccolo with the Heroes scaling

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, specific Xeno versions are Saiyan only.
                However, Heroes does have the Super versions interact with the Xeno characters, so scaling is technically fair game.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Piccolo vs MM was definately more popular, but I feel like Jiren was just these threads.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Atom vs Ant Man
            thats okay with me
            >LDB vs CU
            Okayish but riddled with wank
            >Killua vs Miska
            Shoulda been Killua vs Akame (and conversely Misaka vs Static Shock)
            >Stitch vs Rocket
            No strong opinions but was absolutely the first curveball that broke the stupid circle thing
            >Vader vs Obito
            Liked it
            >Raven vs Phoenix
            Fight was good, but matchup itself is dumb (muh bird avatars) and research nuked any chances of DC research believability. Jean vs Phoenix Ikki has been on the rounds a lot more
            >Guts vs Dimitri
            As others said, Clare, Ike, or (if they were based) Samurai Jack, though its somewhat evident normies don't know the latter
            >Martian Manhunter vs Silver Surfer
            Manhunter often had Jiren, though I've seen Surfer have Captain Atom and Dr. Manhattan

            >*Killua vs Luck Voltia
            >*Misaka vs Rin Tohsaka
            FTFY

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Killua really does get stomped in every matchup he has huh? Also why Rin other than both being tsun tsun?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah there's also Killua vs Part 1 Sasuke

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You think Godspeed can matchup with Cursed Mark Sasuke?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                really depends how fast you think part 1 Sasuke was beforehand since his cursemark gives him a minimum 10x amp, though he only has one fight with it. Likewise, his jutsu arsenal is a bit minimal compared to others, but he can still fight stronger people due to his sharingan

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Atom vs Ant Man
            thats okay with me
            >LDB vs CU
            Okayish but riddled with wank
            >Killua vs Miska
            Shoulda been Killua vs Akame (and conversely Misaka vs Static Shock)
            >Stitch vs Rocket
            No strong opinions but was absolutely the first curveball that broke the stupid circle thing
            >Vader vs Obito
            Liked it
            >Raven vs Phoenix
            Fight was good, but matchup itself is dumb (muh bird avatars) and research nuked any chances of DC research believability. Jean vs Phoenix Ikki has been on the rounds a lot more
            >Guts vs Dimitri
            As others said, Clare, Ike, or (if they were based) Samurai Jack, though its somewhat evident normies don't know the latter
            >Martian Manhunter vs Silver Surfer
            Manhunter often had Jiren, though I've seen Surfer have Captain Atom and Dr. Manhattan

            It should have been misaka vs rin (fate)

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              why

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which Brandon tracks is better?

        I thought Rocket vs Stitch was an adequate choice.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jiren, the guy who has fire powers, vs Jobbing Manhunter

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Silver Surfer vs Martian Manhunter
    How long does it take to make a chapter of Death Battle? I'm asking this because this sounds like an apology to Marvel after Speedy's waifugay autist fiasco, nobody cares about Martian Manhunter.
    Lmao not even one episode and they are doing Marvel vs DC again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since fricking when does Marvel needs an apology? They won the very first episode of this season. Don't be surprised if they lose this one too.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raven destroying the life entity of Marvel is like Quicksilver making the speedforce explode. That was fricking bullshit and and the defense attempt of Speedy didn't help.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Raven has only killed Jean, not the Phoenix Force. Takes a while for Jean to revive. It's the same shit that happened to Hulk in his fight with Broly.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, Raven blew out the White Hot Room. The Phoenix force is gone.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No Phoenix died which is bullshit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And Silver Surfer losing proves DC bias this is their round to lose

      • 9 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        Ant Man killing Atom is nothing compared to a mid level magic character defeating someone within spitting distance of the One Above All. She blew out the combined life force of the Marvel setting like a candle and they didn't even sugar coat it, they had Phoenix take the fight into the actual White Hot Room only for her, it, and all the life force in Marvel.

        Imagine if Apoc didn't just kill Black Adam but went to the Rock of Eternity and shoved it up the Wizard's ass thus destroying all magic in DC including all the gods in the sphere of the gods. That's what happened here.

        Raven has only killed Jean, not the Phoenix Force. Takes a while for Jean to revive. It's the same shit that happened to Hulk in his fight with Broly.

        Bro, watch the fight. They couldn't have made it more conclusive. Jean didn't just go White Phoenix of the Crown mode, she took the fight into the White Hot Room and Raven blew it out like a candle.

        black adam beat raven.
        raven beat phoenix.
        but also apocalypse beat black adam.
        because, according to DB, apocalypse scales to the phoenix.
        which means that raven>phoenix>black adam>raven

        He beat everyone after Johns made him pull a heel turn.

        When did death battle become so soulless?

        When the research team became a bunch of prima donnas who wilt at the slightest push back.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the research team turned into Ottos
          Explains a lot. I would rather trust a magic 8 ball about vs fights than anyone involved in this shit this deeply.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao get fricked Guts, incredibly well deserved L.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are all fire emblem fans like this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most probably don't care eitherway, this place just brings out the worst in people

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt that anon cares about FE, he more than likely just wants to stir the pot. It’s understandable though, since Berserkers have been trying to use the death of their author as a shield for the longest time. Utterly homosexual move.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every single fire emblem fan expected Dimitri to loose

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, we all expected Dimitri to put up a fight but ultimately lose.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking there are any FE fans here

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          We got some guys from Cinemaphile looking in, I think

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What limits does the Power Cosmic have? Seems SS wins easily.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only hard limit I've observed is that he's weaker than Skyfathers and Galactus types

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Situational, but he was able to contain Knull though that fight was at "the beginning of time" or something

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          isn't that Beyonders tier since The King in Black has the opposite role of the Beyonders

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sees 20 billion years of history in a blink of an eye.
    mmm how is alien x suppose to compete with this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      by deleting his sub-universal ass

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like lucifer manipulates ben into cutting his hand

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lucifer manipul-ACK!
          anon lucifer is unironically a mid power who gets wanked by non reader redditors
          even downplayed alien x is still beyond actual lucifer

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the "FIGHT!" was removed so animators wouldn't have to set up a spot for it
    >more often than not fights made after the change could easily have the "FIGHT!" put in
    Guts vs Dimitri in particular was just begging for one

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ERADICATES Kratos
    >DEMOLISHES Doomslayer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      True

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >More Marvel vs DC capeshit

    You know what? I'd like to apologize for saying that this wasn't the worst season, because holy shit, unless Alex vs Cole and Discord vs Bill are god tier fights, this entire season has been dogshit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how both fights are rather clear stomps (in favor of Cole and discord moderator)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Iirc the same guy who put Raven above the Phoenix Force wants Bill to win because he loves Gravity Falls and hates the horse show.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, damn, I guess that means Bill's going to win.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Either result is fine by me because I care about neither franchise in the slightest so it's a fight I'm looking forward to
          On the other hand Cole beating Alex is the only logical outcome

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but at least they're matchups people wanted

        Strong contender for worst season ever, booking-wise

        Honestly, yeah. People shit on season 7 but it at least gave us the following
        >Goro vs Machamp (Weird ass matchup with incredible fight)
        >Kakashi vs Obi-wan (really fun fight)
        >Booster vs Cable
        >Wally vs Archie Sonic (even as an Archie Sonic gay I loved that matchup)
        >Danny vs Jake
        >Jason vs Bucky
        It had its duds and bad shill matches, but at least those were more interesting than "Capeshit:The Experience:The Movie" and "The worst fricking wank you've ever goddamn seen"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Season 7 had 21 episodes (including the 7 BR) and 11 of them included capeshit (again including the 7). That's nearly half of the season. So far, 4 of the 16 episodes for this season have been capeshit, and were only halfway done. To reach 7's level spam, there'd need to be 4 more capeshit episodes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strong contender for worst season ever, booking-wise

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+F dimitri
    >only 10 posts
    so nobody cared as expected, but people will keep pretending just to piss off guts gays.
    Hal 2.0

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We can laugh more at everysingledaygays if you want us to

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That image isn’t even applicable to the post you’re replying to or the post-fight situation in general. You just wanted an excuse to post that.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dimitri gays accused of being fake and just pretending
            >inmediately one comes out of the woods
            >get called a moron for pretending
            >"hurr has nothing to do"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hal 2.0

      Dmitri wasn't gloating about having killing a 10 year old though.

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funnily enough next Smash Bracket episode is going to be Ike vs Richter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blessed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Losing was the price to pay for outselling FF16. Nice touch of having Olimar become a Pikmin after he died.
      >spoiler
      Oh I see, it's because the Netflix show starts next month.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How much did pikmin 4 sell

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pikmin 4 outsold FF16 LTD in Japan in 3 days, when FF16 was out for a month by that time. It has since remained at the top of the sales charts where FF16 was last seen at 19th place.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            outside of Japan?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No numbers yet, but it's likely close. Square even said ff16 underperformed

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh? When did they say that?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thier latest earnings report.

                They amortizatied all of FF16's costs for the quarter, and posted a loss despite it releasing in the quarter. Ergo, it didn't turn a profit [yet].

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know the report trick

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You weren't supposed to ask that as it ruins tendie's entire narrative and meme

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did anyone expect Olimar to win? The size disadvantage is just too much. Also, seems pretty clear to me the episode was written before Pikmin 4.
        Honestly, it was probably planned in a while and this is just a coincidence

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have no way to prove this, but I'm just gonna assume that they work on multiple episodes at a time, and priority could change depending on certain factors (the release of a tv show in this case).

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would be a good matchup for the MADTHUNDER?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bionatops

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://zoids.fandom.com/wiki/Madthunder i dont know, man

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Bionatops or Thundro. Or a Slug shitstomp.

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pitch me an opponent for Jigglypuff.

    Keep in mind that Jigglypuff will immediately start singing if it thinks there is an immediate threat to its safety, and it's song will immediately put all that listen to it to sleep. Jigglypuff's eyes also stop anything that stares into them in thier tracks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Helen Keller solos.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mankey w/ Vital Spirit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jigglypuff isn't weak to Fighting and can wreck Mankey with STAB Fairy attacks.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >opens FireRed
          >meet Jigglypuff
          >”Mankey used Karate Chop!”
          >”Mankey gained 200 EXP!”

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daredevil, he's blind so he won't hear it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        huh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dream of the Endless

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAARGHHHHHH BIOLLANTE NO PLEASE STOP MELTING ME WITH YOUR ACID AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying acid would work on silicone

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, wrong ability

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It does

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was thinking about something else

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beserkgays melt down for weeks
    >someone makes fun of them
    >WOW ARE ALL FE FANS LIKE THIS
    Why are you Beserkgays such fricking babies all the time?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      FE fans may be insufferable but Berserklegays are like this every single day.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lose fanfic battle
        >cry for weeks about it and use the author’s death as a shield
        What makes them like this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Poetry

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”T-that spear! It feels just like…just like…!”
    >"Gambino sold yer ass out boy!"
    >it echoed in his head, before we cut to a flashback of Guts getting mating pressed as a child
    >SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
    >THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP
    >FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP
    >The brown shaft tightly shuts the young boy's rectum hole in rapid succession, when resurfaces it can be seen subtly oozing it with a white oily semen
    >We see Guts buried and suffocated underneath the chizzling breasts and sweaty muscles of Donovan who roars out a cackle in joy, revealing his crooked teeth as we cut to a squashing and stretching costum sprite of his bare naked ass being reeled back, revealing him towering over the weak guts with a succulent BBC, as he pulls out the head exterior of his shaft, covered by thick semen as it prolapsed Guts' anus, before returning to another earth shattering thrust
    >(it is animated in 2D with puppet like movements, utilizing hand drawn assets, down to the very last detail)
    >"No.... That's a lie! Cascaaaaaa!!!!!"
    >Guts hears as he stands still, staring off into nothingness and as his cries and screams of agony as a child increase in his head, he is presented a glimpse of Casca's demise during the eclipse
    >Dimitri seizes this opportunity to thrust his spear directly through his opponent's skull, as Donovan did to Guts as a kid, and as Griffith hath done to his beloved comrade.
    >KO!
    >”In the end, even though Guts fights opponents stronger than him EVERY SINGLE DAY, he just couldn’t handle the speed, strength, girth, length, piercing power and impregna- I mean skills, of one of Fire Emblems strongest warriors.”
    >"Well Wiz looks like the BLACKED Swordsman just couldn't SWING it"
    >”The winner, is... Dimitri.”
    >Outro is a loop of Guts getting fricked by Donovan while Awakened Sacrifice plays
    >YOUR PAAAAAAAAAIN IT SPEAKS TO ME

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright lads, which one of these three looks the best?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mid

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      First one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't say this often but, literally who?
      >which one of these three looks the best?
      Top.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vin Venture from Mistborn, a series by Chad's favourite author, vs Catherine Foundling from A Practical Guide to Evil, a web book. Orphan girls that become ungodly powerful starting off from virtually nothing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Vin Venture
          Huh, Crossover Colosseum (Smash Bracket) is going to do an episode for her.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just looked it up, and I have no idea what she has in common with Shang Chi.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're still getting it, right....

    right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably.
      Through I also have a soft spot for Ash vs Red.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that Atem vs Matrim Cauthon (Wheel of Time) would be a more interesting "Luck is a skill" fight.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mat might be one of the few characters in fiction who has more batshit luck manipulation powers than Atem.

        The "get 6s on six dice 23 times in a row" thing is like......1 in a googol odds.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Luck is a skill" fight.
        There are a lot of more popular ideas for this theme

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And if you're going to put a YGO character in that kind of fight wouldn't Joey be a better choice anyway

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I now remember my request

            yo

            Joey Wheeler vs Guy Gardner

          • 9 months ago
            DoctorGreen

            >wouldn't Joey
            He won. Marik lost

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost certainly, which is a shame because Yugi vs Jace is more fun.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wouldn't be fun for Yugi

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would be fun for us though. Two mindfricking master illusionists, going at it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It is a lot more interesting than yugi fighting literal whos or people no one wants to see.
      Jace guy sounds interesting but this has a much stronger rivalry.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont care who yugi fights as long as he gets absolutely checked. unironically wanked harder than GER or alien x but no one wants to admit it. give us multiversal pikachu or feed him to that card game anime girl for all i care

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine claiming Yugi is ultra wanked while simultaneously posting about multiversal Pikachu

      • 9 months ago
        DoctorGreen

        >yugi
        >ultra wanked
        the teen almost died to a truck in the movie
        what are you about, anon?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that truck would've murdered Ash and send him to a fantasy world

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          if these threads have taught me anything is that i'm bulletproof until a bullet actually shows it can kill me. but it doesn't have the feats, and neither does the truck. so how do we know it would've killed him?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's wanked the same way Klonoa is wanked

          • 9 months ago
            DoctorGreen

            >he's wanked the same way Klonoa is wanked
            I cannot counter this. Yugi x Atem has tons of DJs

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              no no not that kind of wank not literally wanked I meant wanked as in only a small amount of autists say he's wanked when no source is given as to where or how besides a backwater site nobody uses

              • 9 months ago
                DoctorGreen

                oh my fricking
                fricking Cinemaphile
                lmao
                sorry

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie that's nuts

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                what a mischievous little thing

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think Klonoa could take on Freddy Krueger in a fight.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is exactly the point really, this is probably the first time Yugi has been hit with an anti-feat in these entire threads despite his "universal" feats being significantly less tangible than supposed jobbers likecGoku/Alien X/insert comic character here/etc. And it's being done purely to try and dispel the fact that said character never gets called out in these threads

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yugi is not supposed to be powerful outside of his magic. I'm not sure how many people talking about him have even read or watched his series. He doesn't go around mindcrushing people willy nilly. He's a gambler at heart.

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are the general thoughts on Femto vs Satan? Fem has esoteric powers over actuality and reality warping but God literally needed to nuke the earth to deal with Satan

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which Satan?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Devilman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thematically it's probably the best choice either have, but Satan likely takes it in a stomp.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this mythos satan or anima satan?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ryo Asuka, the Satan of Devilman

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ryo Asuka, the Satan of Devilman

        technically related to Dante's inferno, and can be scaled with Zeus through Mazinger Z.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, Devilman beat the Great Mazinger and btfo'd Hades while taking his power, all just strong-arm him into giving back Miki's souls (and both Akira and Amon individually wanted it, so it's not like he was holding back)

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            * meant to add, and Satan beat Devilman

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but Great Mazinger is a supreme jobber.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      femto a jobber

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty kino really, Femto would have to write his own plot winning though, and is going to be really hard, cause i don't see him surviving hiroshima let alone God's wrath. It should be a stomp, but i wanna see what Griffith could do here.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick man, you want another army battle? Have Satan send his demon hordes against Femto and his new Band of the Hawk with his chad demon knights like Zodd

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure this would even work considering Satan can time travel, is already bound to a specific causality time loop by a higher power and was implied to have made alterations in reality to groom outcomes into being while dormant, although this last part is dubious due to phrasing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ryo's subconscious made him time travel several times in IIRC Shin Devilman. He also bisected the Moon in Crybaby after Devilman punched him so hard it made a country-sized circle in the ocean, started the Ice Age and created an entire new reality to atone for his sins, which is the origin of the Violence Jack timeline. He can also fly into orbit and fight there

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Femto is weird since he somehow did shit that merged both the astral and material worlds together, plus the other God Hands were also capable of creating dimensions and time alteration. Weirder yet when theres the ambiguous notion that they control all fate/destiny, so they could just be fricking with Satan since its clear he can't control his destiny. Plus he can bend spend to deflect a sword that manipulates "actuation" and literally is mean to cut through planes of existence into hell itself. Even the supposed actual God of Berserk is just like yeah man go do your thing, I ain't frickin with you

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are not supposed to outsmart them, the game was rigged from the start. But the God Hand can be beaten with sheer force alone.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have they? They only time I remember that is when Guts fought an avatar of the lady member, but she was there trying to tempt him into becoming an apostle, and even then that was just an avatar made with troll guts. When Guts first tried attacking Femto, he couldn't even get close to him without almost dying, and then just got blown away when he brought his sword down. Later when he tried to attack Griffith on Elfhelm, he couldn't even touch him and got so demoralized he thought everything he's ever done was meaningless

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          My understanding was that Ganishka, having empowered himself into an incomprehensible and mindless being, was split open by Femto spatially distorting Skull Knight's "cut", and this is what triggered the great roar of the astral world. While it's true that Satan is perpetually under a time loop, this time loop was put in place by GOD. Satan is specifically linked to it but he has a lot of wiggle room in between Genesis and Revelation. And Femto has no real way to inconvenience him, physically or otherwise. Not to mention weaker characters than Satan, like Zenon, have distorted spacetime and created portals. Amon walked through Zenon's spacetime frickery in his eponymous series in order to reach Satan's dimension, or something to that effect.

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU NOW HAVE 10 SECONDS TO POST A DEATH BATTLE YOU WOULD GIVE YOUR LEFT NUT TO SEE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i miss early 10's

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We’ll more than likely get it next season, especially if Chaos Horse vs Bill does well.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hallibel noel vs ramlethal

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crona and Lucy were robbed from their KINO matchup

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We missed out on actual kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fun fights
      Frick you, Marvel vs DC again.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gamera of course. He'd solo the entire monsterverse without a problem. He does this everyday.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not even involved in the picture what is your problem

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Autism

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what is your probleeeeeeem

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >holy mother of kino
      gotta give it to Pulgasari as he can just keepeating to get bigger, depends of where they fight really.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt it considering Daimajin flat-out shattered an entire island

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silver Surfer will win because he scales to Hank Hill.

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it impressive to constantly fight under a handicap and still win?

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Gameragay keep asking these dumb-ass questions, we know it's him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >asks dumbass question
      >reveals own identity
      Reasons why kaijugay needs to kill himself

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know lol. he oughta ask ChatGPT or quora if he's THIS curious and will not settle for the dozens of answers he's gotten

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Griffith vs Sephiroth

    Yay or nay?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No just have fight against ryo from devilman. But the team won't listen to any of these suggestions so feel free to suggest whoever.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They now seem to actively be choosing matches to spite people. Who the hell asked for Martian Manhunter vs Silver Surfer? Or Mikasa vs Killua?

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When can we have a real matchup where a series get fraudchecked hard?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      DC needs to get it's ass whooped JUST so Otto shuts up

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but it needs to be a good matchup so no pennywise vs sinestro shit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep. For extra seethe go with a fricking VN character

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer Morningstar needs a fraudcheck

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did death battle become so soulless?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      after they did Goomba vs Koopa

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      After TJ vs Balrog (the last time they used licensed music during the fight).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As soon as they had animated avatars, and after All Might vs Might Guy where they went all in on the scaling and wankery.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When it stopped being primarily video game focused

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always was.

      Remember that this killed a series produced by Spoony.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Remember that this killed a series produced by Spoony.
        Can't be a reminder if this is the first time I've heard of it. Please elaborate.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >But muh dragonzord
            Good it was killed off.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it really a series if he only did the one episode?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC, he planned for it to be a recurring series, but immediately dropped it because he would be seen as the copycat act even though his video came out first ahead of Death Battle.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When the research team gained more power than they should have.

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny because literally no one cares about any of these jobber matchups. We're all just waiting for Goku vs Superman 3. The only matchup that results in true salt.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Massive waste of time because their stance isn't changing and they've already wanked DC so fricking high no amount of "BUT GOKU ULTRA INSTINCT BAJILLIONVERSAL" is ever beating a composite Superman anyway, only seething latin americans and black dbz powerscalers still care

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >their stance isn't changing
        Actually they changed their stance a whole lot on Dragonball. They now bring power up level and power scaling when in the 1st GvS they said those things don't apply to the battle, they Ben said the DB universe was only 4 galaxies big but backpedalled on that, literally with each new DB death battle they're changing their interpretations to be more reasonable.
        >composite Superman
        Composite Goku wins now because Xeno and other moronic non-mainline shit. Goku literally transcended fiction and fused with the audience. But Xeno Goku alone should be enough honestly. There's also CC Goku, Jump Force Goku who also beat a villain that transcends fiction and unlike Milkman Supes (deboonked to be weak, featless unlike Goku and the villains in Goku's verses) these characters all have very strong showings and valid scaling.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Composite superman still mogs xeno goku

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe, it's composite vs not. But if both are composite Goku stomps now.

            >composite goku
            Bro is no use (no pun intended). The dragon ball universe is minuscule, even smaller than the smallest galaxy in our universe. Even if goku were given omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence on top of omniversal scale, that would only apply to an omniverse composed of tiny 36 lys universes. Pretty weak all things considered. Then you have the DC universe which expands 60 trillion light years per HALF a second. And then you have scaling for clark. The average who villain can withstand 1 million decibels of white sound. And 1 billion decibels only manage to destroy a fricking street. Composite superman makes him at least universal. In all honestly we'll probably end up creating a whole new number just to know how many decibels are needed to destroy a universe of gargantuan size such as the one talked in this post.
            Goku has no chance.

            I mean banshee and cyborg stuff are widely accepted as being nothing but hyperboles but why does dragon ball gets a free pass? Moro debunked the broly verdict, and gas made the characters considerably slower than what dbzgays previously thought. Yet they continue to inflate the characters (vsbw made moro multiversal).

            Well that's just vsbwshitters going at it again
            db is universal max

            Daizenshu states there are multiple infinite-sized places in the DB macrocosm which Goku at the very beginning of DBS was destroying in one punch along with Beerus before all the zenkai boosts and multipliers stack. That became his base form and he became a hell of a lot stronger since the beginning of that series. And that's just mainline DBS. If we go into Xeno and composite, Goku pretty much mogs Superman. Comp Goku literally fused with the real world audience transcending fiction and even fought a being capable of doing the same.
            >60 trillion light years per half a second
            Meh, not that impressive. The punch shockwave that threatened to destroy the macrocosm was nearly instant in anime because they had to animate the waves, in the manga it was pretty much instant. Their punch was so strong the shockwaves travelled multiple INFINITE distances in an instant. Characters that are not even top tier anymore in DBS like Infinite Zamasu literally fused with the multiverse and latched onto the timeline and there's been several villains that scale above him by a huge margin. DC Universe can keep expanding but if you're actually reading the comics (which you're not) You would know how underwhelming Supes and the rest of the DC squad is. The only chance you have in this debate is composite Superman which gets mogged because Goku's creator is moronic and had let the character do more moronic shit.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Composite superman includes cosmic armor prime million and sussy visitor
              Goku is toast

              • 9 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Composite Superman includes the Superman Morrison believes in.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It also includes the Superman I believe in, who is the one who always loses to Goku.

              • 9 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                But the Superman that always loses to Goku will always lose to the Superman that always beats Goku.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >composite goku
          Bro is no use (no pun intended). The dragon ball universe is minuscule, even smaller than the smallest galaxy in our universe. Even if goku were given omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence on top of omniversal scale, that would only apply to an omniverse composed of tiny 36 lys universes. Pretty weak all things considered. Then you have the DC universe which expands 60 trillion light years per HALF a second. And then you have scaling for clark. The average who villain can withstand 1 million decibels of white sound. And 1 billion decibels only manage to destroy a fricking street. Composite superman makes him at least universal. In all honestly we'll probably end up creating a whole new number just to know how many decibels are needed to destroy a universe of gargantuan size such as the one talked in this post.
          Goku has no chance.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Look anon I agree comperman shits all over compku but not because of this schizoshit

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean banshee and cyborg stuff are widely accepted as being nothing but hyperboles but why does dragon ball gets a free pass? Moro debunked the broly verdict, and gas made the characters considerably slower than what dbzgays previously thought. Yet they continue to inflate the characters (vsbw made moro multiversal).

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well that's just vsbwshitters going at it again
                db is universal max

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There are actually people who want more capeshit, and DC vs Marvel capeshit at that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This seems purely a research team thing. This fight wasn't even on the radar.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And what does that change?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just saying who those people are.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This fight is beyond forced. I've genuinely never seen a single person ask for this. It's not even popular as far as Marvel vs DC goes. I like Silver Surfer, but I'm tired of it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speedy told them it was a good idea. Source? The strange looking man in my dreams

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I sort of understand Raven vs Phoenix, which has a legacy behind it. Dimitri was probably a popular pick among the plebbit children. Rocket vs Stitch works on some level. But this is Mikasa vs Killua level bizarre. No one was asking for this.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speedy told them it was a great idea.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm willing to believe this. He's cowardly and remedial.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm willing to believe this. He's cowardly and remedial.

            Two more weeks of shitting on Speedy?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Speedy has earned himself an eternal place in the shit shower. It will never end.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >strunt says he doesn't like troons
              >gets kicked out
              >speedy says Black person and homosexual
              >w-well it wasn't actually me
              >Cinemaphile. Yes Cinemaphile edited those images!
              >panicattack.jpg

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                . Yes Cinemaphile edited those images!
                Did he really say that? Please tell me he did.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not per word but when people posted (here) those screenshots, he went apeshit and said those were fake

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is there a screenshot of it or something?

          • 9 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            I'm willing to believe this. He's cowardly and remedial.

            [...]
            Two more weeks of shitting on Speedy?

            Speedy has earned himself an eternal place in the shit shower. It will never end.

            Speedy is the Chamberlain from Dark Crystal, a craven, cowardly court eunuch whose convictions begin and end at "getting what I want."

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is THE worst wank you've ever seen?
    Personally, this time someone said a character was universe-level because his power source has "Universal energy."
    Even when that's not what it means in the sentence

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not the worst but I did see someone try to claim that Jogo was mountain level and that his meteor was town level at minimum.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's far from the worst

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was just from my recent memory. If I had to pick the WORST wank I’ve ever seen it’d have to be basically anything Giorno related.
          >Uhhh GER is actually faster than MIH and B.I.G because muh no stats
          >Uhhh GER’s abilities actually transcend dimensions and universes because he can keep killing Diavolo even when he’s super duper far away
          >Uhhh GER actually survived MIH’s reset because he’s super strong
          The worst offender is the fricking B.I.G claims.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            everyone survived MIH's reset, the reset doesn't kill people the acceleration does via collateral damage while the reset transfers you to the next universe with BONUS VISION

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes that’s my point. People treat it as a feat when in actuality it does frick all to you if you’re not already a corpse.

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good examples of WOG shutting down typical power scaling?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That God of War guy saying Spider-man would anally rape Kratos.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        clearly that means Spider-Man is universal, he already has herald tier feats and even staggered Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bendis saying superman wasn't even planet level

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll do you one better. Name an instance of an author straight up downplaying a visible feat

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't think of WOG doing this, but I can think of times where a power-up was introduced to allow a character to do something people originally assumed they could do without a power-up. Which feels like a downplay to me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The amount of seething I've seen from fanboys just because of that one line is astounding. Extreme butthurt.

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Wolverine robbed in his episode?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The argument could be made, with how they sometimes apply scaling now.

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't the power cosmic give reality warping powers to an extreme? Like 1+1=fish kind of shenanigans? Abra Kadabra Martian Manhunter is now a chicken?

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Yes. Norrin on the whole has wayyyyy more powers than MM, and MM is a swiss army knife character. But the caveats are:

      1. J'onn can mitigate being turned into oreoes by absorbing mass from the environment and turning intangible. While Norrin should be able to "adjust frequencies" so that his energy works on whatever planet of existence intangible MM occupies, he wont' be able to do it instantly, meaning J'onn can survive an alpha strike.

      2. (Esoteric, might not be considered) Nu 52 gave J'onn several "sleeper agent" clones of himself on Earth that he can telepathically activate. If Norrin turns him into oreoes, he might have to still track down and kill J'onn's telepathically linked clones.

      3. (Esoteric, might not be considered) Silver Age MM's shapeshifting was so comprehensive that he once transformed into a copy of pre-Crisis Superman with all his powers including his impressive resistance to reality alteration and cosmic energies. HOWEVER, shortly after he pulled this trick, J'onn was exposed to gold kryptonite, which robbed him of his Kryptonian powers or even the ability to regain those powers by shapeshiting back into Superman. The writers probably understood how broken it was that MM could just turn into Superman whenever he wanted to.

      4. J'onn's telepathy is straight-up on the level of beings above Norrin. He's on the level of the mind gem, and Loki, and Galactus, and the Other, and all the various beings and forces that have made Norrin go AHHHHHHHH. Telepathically speaking, he exceeds Norrin in raw power, in breadth of abilities, and in experience. He should be able to mental block Norrin's lethal moves or create a telepathic illusion that Norrin would direct all his power against and waste.

      Death Battle truly hates fun

      They have no soul anymore.

      >the research team turned into Ottos
      Explains a lot. I would rather trust a magic 8 ball about vs fights than anyone involved in this shit this deeply.

      You wish they turned into me. I would have made a season of pure kino.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2. (Esoteric, might not be considered) Nu 52 gave J'onn several "sleeper agent" clones of himself on Earth that he can telepathically activate. If Norrin turns him into oreoes, he might have to still track down and kill J'onn's telepathically linked clones.
        What? Why did they do this?

        • 9 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Because Nu 52 was a mistake.

          So, when all is said and done, will this be the worst season ever?

          It's certainly the first season to have researcher have a public meltdown and say "consistency doesn't matter," which ruins the game of guessing who is going to win.

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death Battle truly hates fun

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who does Norrin even have? I've seen Metatron, Galvatron and Whis for him. 1 is the best out of these options, 2 is just Megatron, and 3 has zero shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's also Dr. Manhattan and Captain Atom for DC, but those are generally as bad as MM except for superficial appearances. I'm going to agree with that other anon: if Surfer had to fight a DC, it should have been Lobo. Hell, you could even condense the theme down to "space travelers".

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crackpot match would be Pariah.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Boy, that's a deep pull. Apt, but a deep pull.

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reason they do Marvel vs DC is because these two series fit like gloves with each others.
    Meanwhile Dragon Ball Super is like a worn out condom, it's too loose to be useable.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wish. Dragon Ball vs capeshit is pure SOVL. Only low test b***hes are against it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thor vs Bejita threads were pure SOVL nothing warms my heart than everyone laughing at the supporters of the prince of all manlets delusions of winning and them getting BTFO'd in both Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile at the same time

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everybody hates Bejita. Besides, the episode is a classic already. Connections are good, animation was great, soundtrack was also pretty great.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thor vs Vegeta was pretty good. It does show that Dragonball vs capeshit can work out okay with the right matchup. But we were robbed of one of them in Jiren vs MMH.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, that is what I have been saying. Even though some of them are stomps, the presentations in which the battles are made makes them KINO.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But they usually do long-established rivalries or things with similarities. MM and Surfer have nothing in common other than "bald".

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >these two series fit like gloves with each others.
      What do MMH and Surfer have in common? Bald aliens?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"The reason they do Marvel vs DC is because these two series fit like gloves with each others"
      >the only connection is that they are bald aliens
      Frick off moron.

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we lost Jack vs Guts KINO
    >we lost MM vs Jiren KINO
    Death Battle has no fricking taste. What the frick is this booking? Jesus fricking Christ.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Research team, likely. This smacks of them playing favorites.

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else think the “electricity is super effective against Guts” argument was weird?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's likely untrue, given Guts' other showings with it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t see anything wrong with it. They didn’t say “GUTS WILL IMMEDIATELY DIE TO ELECTRICITY”, they just said that the two giant hunks of metal he lugs around were good conductors and would lead to him getting stunned by the lightning.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really he’s used Dragonslayer as a lightning rod before, and Ganeshka fricked him up pretty good when his lightning connected.

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, when all is said and done, will this be the worst season ever?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rocket vs Stitch was the only great match so far

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was the only one that was straightforward good, yeah. Hank vs Ray was okay, but it's boring. CU vs DB put some guys that should be street level at multiverse level. Misaka vs Killua was a headscratcher in terms of booking, and a stomp in terms of fight. Vader vs Obito was okay, but them going back on their past verdict was weird. Raven vs Phoenix was a shitfest. Guts vs Dimitri was a shitfest. MMH vs SS is a baffling choice.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of standard length season its either this or season 7, but at least season 7 had Wally VS Archie Sonic mayhem so have to see if S10 brings any crazy matches by the end

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, they have 6 fights to pull one of those out of their hat. We already know 2 of the remaining 8 are poll matches. We're pretty sure one of them involves a Pokemon, and maybe one of them is Chief vs Doomguy. Not looking good.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oops, on reread, this post is unclear. We already know 2 of the remaining fights are Alex vs Cole and Pony vs Bill. Of the other 6, the season teaser had a Pokemon and possibly Master Chief's silhouette. There was a match with stock footage of old men playing chess in that teaser too.

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