Death Battle

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Sources to be used:
http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/08/suggested-media-martian-manhunter.html
http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/08/suggested-media-silver-surfer.html
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  1. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    sup

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd vs Luca Blight

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That looks rad as frick

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon, looks good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the deva path of pain vs danny phantom

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon
          I'd love to see Danny comeback or them use the atatsuki already

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shao Khan vs Ains Oal Gown

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dr Psycho vs Psycho Man

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice! Thanks, anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The horrors of the cosmos vs the indomitable human spirit

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        did something extremely close to this a while back

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neat

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gurren Lagann in the nutshell

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn I'm not the only one who contemplated this idea

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you make another Sun Star vs Homelander please?

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        I'll try, Sunstar didn't have much that looked good

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        also do you prefer comic or show Homelander

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Try comic Homelander.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I get uuuuuuuh Guile vs Soldier (TF2)

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not sure if turning yourself into a spooky creature is on the same level as “Warping space time to the point where you defy physics”

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            w-what?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Soldier tells Guile to get a haircut (hippie) and Guile tells Soldier to be a family man with Zhanna.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keyaru vs Rapeman

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guts vs wolverine?

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Niceeeeee danke

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This reminds me of a versus show that did this matchup. Guts lost in it too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam Smasher vs Atom Smasher

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indian scammers vs white grandma

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monsieur Mallah and the Brain vs Shredder and Krang

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      powerlevelgays vs shippers

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        powerlevel gays are weak and pasty, they avoid confrontation in real life and instead latch onto a figure they wish to be unbeatable

        shippers on the other hand, especially the women, are literally willing to kill and die for their chosen ship
        a group of rabid Zutarans would rip a powerlevel gay's heart out of his chest and feast upon it if it meant their chosen ship became canon

        this isn't even remotely a fair fight

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          what about street fighting power level gays who just see red ?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            they would die
            but at least they would die with honor

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shippers no contest

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >TN Anon is a Powerlevel gay
          TNbros. .. . . . ..

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            fake

          • 9 months ago
            Thumbnail Anon

            Couldn't find a "nerd" enough pic for the shipper one, nor one that really captures the powerlevelgay tbh

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              what about the nerd from robot chicken or those guys with really big glasses, combed hair and bermuda patterned clothes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Farnese Hercules vs Alex Ross's Superman

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice. My money's on Herc cause that statue's like 10 feet tall

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adeptus Mechacnicus vs ComStar

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Great. Now do Adeptus mechacnicus vs Word of Blake

          • 9 months ago
            Thumbnail Anon

            How's this

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Granted, there isn't that much good battletech art beyonf /m/ content, but there are at least two other common good pics for WoB than first sarna picture

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spiderman vs Trae Young

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trae solo the entire Spiderverse including BEYONDER

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, TAnon, I think you missed some of the requests. The first four, and Guile vs TF2 Soldier.

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        I just didn't start on this thread yet, anon. I was just posting some pics people already requested last thread that they didn't get to see before the thread was killed. I'll start with this one now

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, gotcha. Sorry about bugging you, anon.

          This goes unreasonably hard.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ash Graven vs Anne Boonchuy

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Should’ve been this when Invtctus glow up and Anne most powerful form to make the Thumbnail Kino

          • 9 months ago
            Thumbnail Anon
            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based thumbnail and also hoping your doing well today

              • 9 months ago
                Thumbnail Anon

                Yeah, its fine I guess. How's your day, anon

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, just going to binge watch Primal season two and see why people think this is the worst season

              • 9 months ago
                Thumbnail Anon

                I liked it. Its nothing like Samurai Jack S5 or anything, but I can understand why some people may dislike it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blackbeard vs King K. Rool

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miraculous Ladybug (Miraculous) vs. The Lovely Ladybug (/co/)

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cute, good work TA.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      i didn't want a dbx template, i wanted a One Minute Melee one

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Oh I'm frickin stupid, my mistake anon. Gimme a sec

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        There we go

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks anon, currently playing Megaman X3, ill try to think about an opponent for Dr. Doppler

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Reason You Lost Is You Pissed Me Off vs You Were Too Strong, That's Why You Lost

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Tall panels don't work too well

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nazi-Chan (Genius! NAZIS-GIRL GoePPels-Chan) vs Israel Chan

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mitsuki vs Luffy

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're both stretchy guys, it's a fun match up.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arcueid can beat up your favorite character

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arcueid got shit taste in men.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, and?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jobs to ben 10

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The literal omnipotent God technically exists in a lot of fictional works, so what if that’s someone’s answer? He could just will Arcueid out of existence or get rid of whatever powers she has in an instant. Although my guess is that it doesn’t even take that to win.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Arcueid loses her powers if you beat up earth

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If someone were to kill Captain Planet right in front of her, would she also die?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol

            sup

            Arcueid Brunestud vs Captain Planet

            • 9 months ago
              Thumbnail Anon
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Arculed got BATKEK'D and Now getting CAPTURED
                Lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tried me

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I refuse to believe this. Not that Batkek could beat Aruceid, but that anyone likes Batkek, much less that he's your favorite character.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's not to like? He keks and the world keks with him.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like Batkek, he's funny

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh great 6 people already responded to this shit, I hate this place sometimes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        replying to fateposter is fun

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shirou dies to Touma's dragons after cutting off his arm
      >Archer gets Astral Finished by Hakumen or Cut into pieces by Future Trunks
      >Kiritsugu could beat Punisher, but they'll probably get some random 1 off item that can blow up a city to Frank so Kerry loses
      >Gilgamesh gets trolled to death by Dr. Doom
      >Kirei loses to Monster Andersen after Andersen uses the Nail
      >Rin gets her head punched off by Sakura Haruno.
      >Goetia gets the serpents benediction by Terumi
      >Arcueid gets fricked by Shinobu Oshino
      >Saber gets DANE'D by the black knight

      Holy frick, Nasushit gets nothing but Ls

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They'd either give Frank the Beast powers or his Warmachine armor. Either is enough to put him over Kiritsugu.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gilgamesh vs Dr. Doom
        Why does this matchup even exist?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because imbeciles. It's not even any fun, Gil just gets bodied. If Doom returns, it'll be Doom Blanco vs Batkek Black.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't batkek body doom now going by Death Battle logic?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He should, but remember, no consistency

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough. I just want a batman win at this point if i'm being honest

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bruce beat Cap (which he's still paying for the sins of years later apparently) and Terry beat Miguel

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was a BS win since they acted like Steve had never dealt with stealthy enemies before. And in a crossover comic in which they did fight,.Bats acknowledged Cap. as a better fighter.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          When dr doom was announced to return it was thought Gilgamesh would be his opponent. One, because nobody wanted to see lex Luthor get roflstomped, and two, because they were both egomaniacs who have a blonde love interest/enemy. I don't know how true that is, but there you go. It would have been fun to see the salt from a fate loss especially from one of the higher wanked characters.

      • 9 months ago
        DoctorGreen

        jesus

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you dolt, my favorite character doesn't exist yet!
      but thanks for letting me know, now i can inform the author as to what tid bit of lore they can put in that will be used as a legitmate arguement

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you say her name
      My brain wants to say "Ark-weed"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s overshadowed by a shitty meme version of herself.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obito won.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ......'t be losing his virginity any time soon.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could Saitama defeat a level 1 rattata?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      joey's rattata STOMPS

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who can he face?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uncle Sam and Captain Marvel (Shazam) I heard for a meta reason, but since they’re all under one roof now, Molecule Man, maybe?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why, Piccolo and Jiren of course

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would laugh forever if we get Piccolo vs Captain Atom

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Atom Eve

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's omniman vs homelander but in reverse

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but aside from that and kinda pandering to ryonagays like Ben, it's pretty cool. Atom powers, Adam vs Eve.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saves your season

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what matchups do you expect to see on the next Champion's Ballot? Specify if 2D or 3D.

      Ok, but he's going to fight Makima.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ghidorah vs deathwing podcast notes:
    >Guest today is Enbu
    >They've been wanting to do KG vs Deathwing for years
    >Chad wants to see Oro from Street Fighter
    >Want to be at MAGfest again next year
    >Ben arguing for KG, Chad for Deathwing
    >Swan says he thinks KG will win
    >Ben says KG is the most powerful monster in the Godzilla-verse, that Godzilla generally needs a powerup to beat him, most of the monsters are planet-ravaging creatures and KG beats them all, can fly between planets in seconds, has destroyed planets and absorbed their energy
    >Chad gets too into the story, fails to outline concisely DW's story and present why he should win, continues to be bad at explaining things
    >Ben notes there's a lot of KG incarnations
    >Chad says DW has nuclear bomb blood
    >Ben says KG could devastate a planet in a day, Chad says DW could do it quicker with a spell but only went to it as a last resort when losing, Ben notes that DW needs the spell and can't just beam a planet to pieces
    >Chad has no idea how fast DW is, maybe hypersonic, Swan offers maybe comparable to LK
    >Ben notes most Godzilla monsters are growing to planet level
    >Swan notes Mothra is comparable to KG but is definitely weaker, could redirect a planet destroying meteor
    >Swan says that the city-destroying blast that got Godzilla the win in his episode was actually planet level
    >Chad gets lost in the minutae of WoW stuff, assumes DW's immune system is going to play any role against KG
    >Ben asks if DW is linked to the planet's lifeforce, Chad is unsure
    >Ben notes the nature of KG's beam is unclear, that KG could just throw DW into space
    >Chad doesn't actually seem to know the WoW setting all that well
    >Swan notes KG was able to fly from one nebula to here, even if you use the Orion nebula as the closest, it make KG 5 million FTL
    >Chad notes DW has mind control, Ben is unsure if KG has any counter for it but the aliens that hijacked him can't control him fully

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ben notes Heisei KG is different, weaker
      >Chad says that dragon mind control magic is better than alien mind control science, jokes that DW could seduce KG
      >Swan notes that KG has hypnosis as well, it's from a bad movie, that there are certain versions of Mothra that are a lot stronger than the main ones
      >Swan notes that all KG are roughly same in terms of idea, except for the recent 3D anime one where KG is a "Lovecraftian space monster", Ben says they're not using that one
      >Ben says that generally KG has an immense speed advantage, even if DW might have comparable strength
      >Chad brings up DW's blood, Ben asks if it's relevant to nuclear warheads
      >Chad says "Deathwing's blood is very bad, and unless you have a magical ability to purge yourself of it the poison will kill you", Ben counters "Deathwing's blood is very bad to Joe Schmoe and Leeroy Jenkins running around in the lava field" but not to KG
      >Ben notes that Godzilla-verse fights don't make much sense when this sort of analysis is brought in, that Godzilla would have to be punching enough force to shatter a continent to hurt KG
      >Chat says KG should be star level, Ben explains that KG was called the most powerful weapon of a force that had missiles that could destroy a star, that there's some claim that KG's gravity beams can bypass durability, Swan says the statement is they "can destroy an opponent's gravity"
      >Chad brings up the plan that DW could shapeshift to human size, go into KG, go back to normal size, Swan and Ben brings up KG's regeneration, Swan says that KG's durability means that plan means DW could just get crushed against KG's organs
      >Ben concedes that DW may be bigger, but it might make KG harder to hit
      >Ben likes the fight, is unsure which versions to use
      >Community answer goes full moron, saying Argus is universe level, Chad's response to this is "oh shit"
      >Chad says scaling WoW is hard for him, he's a fan of the game but is unfamiliar with the lore,
      >KG wins in a sweep

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ghidorah vs deathwing podcast notes:
        >Guest today is Enbu
        >They've been wanting to do KG vs Deathwing for years
        >Chad wants to see Oro from Street Fighter
        >Want to be at MAGfest again next year
        >Ben arguing for KG, Chad for Deathwing
        >Swan says he thinks KG will win
        >Ben says KG is the most powerful monster in the Godzilla-verse, that Godzilla generally needs a powerup to beat him, most of the monsters are planet-ravaging creatures and KG beats them all, can fly between planets in seconds, has destroyed planets and absorbed their energy
        >Chad gets too into the story, fails to outline concisely DW's story and present why he should win, continues to be bad at explaining things
        >Ben notes there's a lot of KG incarnations
        >Chad says DW has nuclear bomb blood
        >Ben says KG could devastate a planet in a day, Chad says DW could do it quicker with a spell but only went to it as a last resort when losing, Ben notes that DW needs the spell and can't just beam a planet to pieces
        >Chad has no idea how fast DW is, maybe hypersonic, Swan offers maybe comparable to LK
        >Ben notes most Godzilla monsters are growing to planet level
        >Swan notes Mothra is comparable to KG but is definitely weaker, could redirect a planet destroying meteor
        >Swan says that the city-destroying blast that got Godzilla the win in his episode was actually planet level
        >Chad gets lost in the minutae of WoW stuff, assumes DW's immune system is going to play any role against KG
        >Ben asks if DW is linked to the planet's lifeforce, Chad is unsure
        >Ben notes the nature of KG's beam is unclear, that KG could just throw DW into space
        >Chad doesn't actually seem to know the WoW setting all that well
        >Swan notes KG was able to fly from one nebula to here, even if you use the Orion nebula as the closest, it make KG 5 million FTL
        >Chad notes DW has mind control, Ben is unsure if KG has any counter for it but the aliens that hijacked him can't control him fully

        If they double down on the lore, you can scale Deathwing to Argus or even Sargeras in theory. It’s a bit wonky and requires you to make some assumptions about Azeroth’s power as a world soul being above Sargeras.

        I think this takes a lot of wank and some assumptions, but the scaling chain to Argus makes sense. Deathwing could destroy all of Azeroth including the world soul of Azeroth itself. Azeroth is stated outright to be stronger than Argus. Throwing Sargeras into the mix gets really dumb fast and I think is way too stupid. I think Argus scaling is not out of reach but you shouldn’t get Sargeras scaling.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is just scaling in general to powergays as you can make anyone "as strong" as the most powerful being in the setting so at that point why dont they just make it strongest character in that setting vs strongest character in the other?

          Deathwing is in no way on the level of Sargeras or Argus. I dont know if they added something in that dragon expansion but I dont think the titan world soul stuff was even established when we kicked his ass and he was just messing up the land. Even if it did it would be more akin to killing a baby while it was sleeping compared to Argus

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            sure he's not but this isn't about what's logical, this is about what's deathbattle
            and if deathbattle is going to make Ghidorah multi FTL at all times, then you also need to be fair and apply this sort of scaling to Deathwing

            either you're stupid for both sides or you're not at all

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, the Argus scaling at least has some merit. Deathwing was capable of destroying Azeroth, a far more powerful world soul than Argus. Argus himself was effectively a baby titan just woken up since he was more or less a battery for the Legion and was woken up for the final fight. The scaling chain makes *some* sense for Argus scaling, but it is a high bar estimate. Based on the way they kind of roundabout handled the world soul stuff in WoW, it kind of holds sadly. You can even push it further as DW/ Neltharionis a being literally empowered by the titans which we know from the lore. I don’t think it should and this is a major outlier for DW. Doing so brings him from multi continental to well above planetary, I believe people say Argus is Galaxy level of something which is nuts.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Still doesnt really work as even with baby titan logic, Deathwing "destroying Azeroth" would be the equivalent of him wailing on a sleeping baby. Also think that stuff is overblown or meant to be as a "will be stronger potentially once they get in gear". Azeroth needed a bunch of boosts and mcguffins just to barely deal with the weakest old god

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ben notes that Godzilla-verse fights don't make much sense when this sort of analysis is brought in, that Godzilla would have to be punching enough force to shatter a continent to hurt KG
        This could be said this about 90% of modern Death Battles. Why bring it up here, of all places?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ben notes that Godzilla-verse fights don't make much sense when this sort of analysis is brought in, that Godzilla would have to be punching enough force to shatter a continent to hurt KG
        Oh NOW it's a problem? Not things with mass moving MFTL or feats defying the law of conservation of energy? Or MAGIC?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Godzilla’s a bunch of hot air

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seethe cope and mald

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ben notes Heisei KG is different, weaker
      >Chad says that dragon mind control magic is better than alien mind control science, jokes that DW could seduce KG
      >Swan notes that KG has hypnosis as well, it's from a bad movie, that there are certain versions of Mothra that are a lot stronger than the main ones
      >Swan notes that all KG are roughly same in terms of idea, except for the recent 3D anime one where KG is a "Lovecraftian space monster", Ben says they're not using that one
      >Ben says that generally KG has an immense speed advantage, even if DW might have comparable strength
      >Chad brings up DW's blood, Ben asks if it's relevant to nuclear warheads
      >Chad says "Deathwing's blood is very bad, and unless you have a magical ability to purge yourself of it the poison will kill you", Ben counters "Deathwing's blood is very bad to Joe Schmoe and Leeroy Jenkins running around in the lava field" but not to KG
      >Ben notes that Godzilla-verse fights don't make much sense when this sort of analysis is brought in, that Godzilla would have to be punching enough force to shatter a continent to hurt KG
      >Chat says KG should be star level, Ben explains that KG was called the most powerful weapon of a force that had missiles that could destroy a star, that there's some claim that KG's gravity beams can bypass durability, Swan says the statement is they "can destroy an opponent's gravity"
      >Chad brings up the plan that DW could shapeshift to human size, go into KG, go back to normal size, Swan and Ben brings up KG's regeneration, Swan says that KG's durability means that plan means DW could just get crushed against KG's organs
      >Ben concedes that DW may be bigger, but it might make KG harder to hit
      >Ben likes the fight, is unsure which versions to use
      >Community answer goes full moron, saying Argus is universe level, Chad's response to this is "oh shit"
      >Chad says scaling WoW is hard for him, he's a fan of the game but is unfamiliar with the lore,
      >KG wins in a sweep

      I’m slowly beginning to understand why that homosexual ‘Cado poster exists. The kaijews here are annoying as shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. avatargays as Dragon Ball characters talking like meathead Mexicans

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If you don’t like this thing then you must like this completely unrelated thing!
          Childish logic. Return to the third grade. Both are annoying, but at least the /dbs/ posters here aren’t the same two morons arguing with each other all the time.

          If this is annoying how have you endured the various Cinemaphile posters?

          I mentally block out all Cinemaphile posts that aren’t about a series or character I like.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I mentally block out all Cinemaphile posts that aren’t about a series or character I like.
            Ditto.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm fine with pre-2012 Cinemaphile shit but any hint of moeshit is when I zone out.
            Have any actually based characters like pic related ever been discussed or is it just My Hero Academia and the likes? I don't come to Cinemaphile often

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              We were discussing his matchups last thread

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Missed out in the nick of time I guess.
                I don't even know who most of these other Cinemaphile characters are lmao.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Last thread me and some others were talking about guys Kenshiro could fight, and every now and then you see someone bring up Golgo 13 vs Agent 47. Does Devilman also count?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Golgo 13 vs Agent 47
                would watch

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a shame Spy vs 47 being on the ballot drew all the attention. Togo vs 47 is way better.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a shame Spy vs 47 being on the ballot drew all the attention.
                Well, not enough attention for it to be on the DBcast like most of the other ballot matchups.

                >Champion ballot has been announced
                Who do you think will make it in? My guesses
                >2d
                Undertale mu
                Touhou mu
                >3d
                Adam Jensen vs corvo attano.

                >2d
                Satsuki vs Bruno
                >3d
                Nero vs Hellboy

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a shame Spy vs 47 being on the ballot drew all the attention. Togo vs 47 is way better.

                >It's a shame Spy vs 47 being on the ballot drew all the attention.
                Well, not enough attention for it to be on the DBcast like most of the other ballot matchups.
                [...]
                >2d
                Satsuki vs Bruno
                >3d
                Nero vs Hellboy

                Golgo 13 stomps anyway. Agent 47 can't do shit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >stomps
                Nah, 47 is literally genetically engineered and metahuman tier. He could btfo most regular people.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, the podcast had him sweep John Wick with bullshit.
                https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/136402797/#q136421007

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                John Wick would lose hard to most Vidya assassins. He'd have a fairer matchup against the Equalizer, Bryan Mills or John Rambo.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah? Well, 47 could kill a lot of dudes, but how much pussy does he slay?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Canonically repopulates the entire Earth singlehandedly
                The Chad DB fears using

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                One day

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Know your place, Blondie

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You stay out of this Dick Kickem!

                Alot probably? They never really went into 47s love life

                Ok fair enough.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can alter his own games ending after dying so instead he lives and runs for President
                what a chad

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alot probably? They never really went into 47s love life

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                47 was a clone made for the sole purpose of being a professional killer, so he might've had his libido removed since that would just cause problems.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Golgo 13 is stupid fast on the draw, and has dealt with worse adversaries that are essentially metahumans. His fight with Silver and Gold should prove how much of a beast he is.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ryu made a pretty good case.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those two are legit gay for each other. Or it's one moronic, lonely shill who made up 'gameragay' to keep himself company. Think it's the latter, tbqh.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >one person made up gameragay
              t. newbie

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                TLDR guy thinks Godzilla vs Gamera was wrong and we mock him at all turns

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we
                There's only one of you ever mocking the strawman you made

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've been watching you for a few years, now. 'gameragay' only makes lowest effort afterthought posts. And 'he' only has engagement ever with that gojigay who is always ever invoking 'his' name.
                It's actually pretty cut and dried. Totally obvious.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really don't even mind him. I've straight up grown numb to mockery of this nature

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person we’ve been mocking him for years, you can just admit you’re a tourist it’s ok

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly, this is pointless. Every time I see posts of this nature the only thing I think is "This again?"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we
                You. And 'gameragay' is a strawman you made

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm right here jackass

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gameragay is a real person and easily identifiable by the posts he makes, there’s a pattern to them
                >complaining about characters with “hype”
                >asking an inane question about what is more impressive, replying to no one
                >his general writing style
                You’re such a newbie you probably don’t even know how pic related came to be. Where did you come from, one of the wikis? Reddit perhaps?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have to do all of the research for Gamera myself

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like you made his character sheet yourself
                >all 'gameragay' responses exactly one minute or over
                Uh-huh
                >newbie
                Been here for years. Cope, homosexual shill

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm the guy he's referring to. I exist

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I miss Beyonderbro, he was one of the good ones and can't be replaced

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If this is annoying how have you endured the various Cinemaphile posters?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Technically not off-topic in a DB thread. Even though it arguably should be the case.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            And discussing the DB podcast is off topic somehow?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. DB threads in general are.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.reddit.com/r/GODZILLA/comments/15rvzrs/name_any_kaiju_and_i_will_explain_why_gamera_can/
        At least we got this

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >resorting to r/godzilla
          new low gameragay

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He can't take a joke

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ben notes Heisei KG is different, weaker
      >Chad says that dragon mind control magic is better than alien mind control science, jokes that DW could seduce KG
      >Swan notes that KG has hypnosis as well, it's from a bad movie, that there are certain versions of Mothra that are a lot stronger than the main ones
      >Swan notes that all KG are roughly same in terms of idea, except for the recent 3D anime one where KG is a "Lovecraftian space monster", Ben says they're not using that one
      >Ben says that generally KG has an immense speed advantage, even if DW might have comparable strength
      >Chad brings up DW's blood, Ben asks if it's relevant to nuclear warheads
      >Chad says "Deathwing's blood is very bad, and unless you have a magical ability to purge yourself of it the poison will kill you", Ben counters "Deathwing's blood is very bad to Joe Schmoe and Leeroy Jenkins running around in the lava field" but not to KG
      >Ben notes that Godzilla-verse fights don't make much sense when this sort of analysis is brought in, that Godzilla would have to be punching enough force to shatter a continent to hurt KG
      >Chat says KG should be star level, Ben explains that KG was called the most powerful weapon of a force that had missiles that could destroy a star, that there's some claim that KG's gravity beams can bypass durability, Swan says the statement is they "can destroy an opponent's gravity"
      >Chad brings up the plan that DW could shapeshift to human size, go into KG, go back to normal size, Swan and Ben brings up KG's regeneration, Swan says that KG's durability means that plan means DW could just get crushed against KG's organs
      >Ben concedes that DW may be bigger, but it might make KG harder to hit
      >Ben likes the fight, is unsure which versions to use
      >Community answer goes full moron, saying Argus is universe level, Chad's response to this is "oh shit"
      >Chad says scaling WoW is hard for him, he's a fan of the game but is unfamiliar with the lore,
      >KG wins in a sweep

      Boy, podcast anon was in a mood about this, wasn't he?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ben notes Heisei KG is different, weaker
      >Chad says that dragon mind control magic is better than alien mind control science, jokes that DW could seduce KG
      >Swan notes that KG has hypnosis as well, it's from a bad movie, that there are certain versions of Mothra that are a lot stronger than the main ones
      >Swan notes that all KG are roughly same in terms of idea, except for the recent 3D anime one where KG is a "Lovecraftian space monster", Ben says they're not using that one
      >Ben says that generally KG has an immense speed advantage, even if DW might have comparable strength
      >Chad brings up DW's blood, Ben asks if it's relevant to nuclear warheads
      >Chad says "Deathwing's blood is very bad, and unless you have a magical ability to purge yourself of it the poison will kill you", Ben counters "Deathwing's blood is very bad to Joe Schmoe and Leeroy Jenkins running around in the lava field" but not to KG
      >Ben notes that Godzilla-verse fights don't make much sense when this sort of analysis is brought in, that Godzilla would have to be punching enough force to shatter a continent to hurt KG
      >Chat says KG should be star level, Ben explains that KG was called the most powerful weapon of a force that had missiles that could destroy a star, that there's some claim that KG's gravity beams can bypass durability, Swan says the statement is they "can destroy an opponent's gravity"
      >Chad brings up the plan that DW could shapeshift to human size, go into KG, go back to normal size, Swan and Ben brings up KG's regeneration, Swan says that KG's durability means that plan means DW could just get crushed against KG's organs
      >Ben concedes that DW may be bigger, but it might make KG harder to hit
      >Ben likes the fight, is unsure which versions to use
      >Community answer goes full moron, saying Argus is universe level, Chad's response to this is "oh shit"
      >Chad says scaling WoW is hard for him, he's a fan of the game but is unfamiliar with the lore,
      >KG wins in a sweep

      That's new? I don't think we'll actually getting another Godzillaverse fight. Looks like it's one of many many positions on the to do list.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it’s from a while back, just reposted it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ben notes Heisei KG is different, weaker
      >Chad says that dragon mind control magic is better than alien mind control science, jokes that DW could seduce KG
      >Swan notes that KG has hypnosis as well, it's from a bad movie, that there are certain versions of Mothra that are a lot stronger than the main ones
      >Swan notes that all KG are roughly same in terms of idea, except for the recent 3D anime one where KG is a "Lovecraftian space monster", Ben says they're not using that one
      >Ben says that generally KG has an immense speed advantage, even if DW might have comparable strength
      >Chad brings up DW's blood, Ben asks if it's relevant to nuclear warheads
      >Chad says "Deathwing's blood is very bad, and unless you have a magical ability to purge yourself of it the poison will kill you", Ben counters "Deathwing's blood is very bad to Joe Schmoe and Leeroy Jenkins running around in the lava field" but not to KG
      >Ben notes that Godzilla-verse fights don't make much sense when this sort of analysis is brought in, that Godzilla would have to be punching enough force to shatter a continent to hurt KG
      >Chat says KG should be star level, Ben explains that KG was called the most powerful weapon of a force that had missiles that could destroy a star, that there's some claim that KG's gravity beams can bypass durability, Swan says the statement is they "can destroy an opponent's gravity"
      >Chad brings up the plan that DW could shapeshift to human size, go into KG, go back to normal size, Swan and Ben brings up KG's regeneration, Swan says that KG's durability means that plan means DW could just get crushed against KG's organs
      >Ben concedes that DW may be bigger, but it might make KG harder to hit
      >Ben likes the fight, is unsure which versions to use
      >Community answer goes full moron, saying Argus is universe level, Chad's response to this is "oh shit"
      >Chad says scaling WoW is hard for him, he's a fan of the game but is unfamiliar with the lore,
      >KG wins in a sweep

      You forgot a few more notes:
      >KG wins in a sweep
      >they all want another kaiju matchup soon, but they mention it won't happen this season due to their already scheduled fights
      >Swan, Ben, and Chad talk about kaiju films for a bit
      >while Ben is talking about one of the Gamera films, Nikocado Avacado breaks into the room Ben is in and yells "DEATH TO ALL KAIJUgayS" as he pulls his pants down and sucks Ben into Niko's ass against his will.
      >Niko immediately runs faster than the speed of light because he's immediately in Swan's room yelling "ASS VOID FOR THE GAY BOIDE" and also then immediately engulfing Swan in his disgusting canyon of an ass
      >Chad then tries to run out the room only to immediately bump into Nikocado Avacado creating a huge "boing!" sound effect
      >horrified at what's about to happen, Chad immediately pleads Niko not to suck him into the Ass Void
      >Niko, feeling satisfied, decides to spare Chad
      >he then kisses Chad on the forehead and leaves
      >Chad never watches any kaiju related media ever again from the point on

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can Nikocada "KILL ALL KAIJUgay" Avdevo beat GOATKu tho?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah right they're taking the interplanetary speed to be his speed in everything
    what's up with that kind of bullshit, there are PLENTY of instances in fiction where something can move exceedingly fast under very specific circumstances and otherwise moves rather slowly

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should Naruto vs Luffy be sprites, 3D models or hand drawn?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      2D. 3D animation now sucks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy's Gear 5 mode is coming to PW4, so 3D.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is Baryon Mode in a game with models that can be used?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The new Naruto game

          sup

          Jughead vs Wimpy

          • 9 months ago
            Thumbnail Anon
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What’s the last 3D fight you honestly like?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      sprites so it can be a proper sequel to Naruto vs Ichigo like a post-fight animation foreshadowed

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        90% sure they’ll forget it

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Question for Otto: Did you like CP2077's anime portrayal of Adam Smasher?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Champion ballot has been announced
    Who do you think will make it in? My guesses
    >2d
    Undertale mu
    Touhou mu
    >3d
    Adam Jensen vs corvo attano.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gear 5 in the anime has heavily amped Luffy discussion so I imagine a Luffy match

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't corvo beat adam pretty handily? I know adam has the adrenaline surge thing overclock from MD but corvo can directly stop time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the matchups for Adam and Corvo were Adam vs the Ghost in the Shell lady and Corvo vs Talion

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're kind of irrelevant now. Talion has geralt as a much more requested matchup. Jensen and corvo were both big figures of the "immersive sim" genre and have ready 3d models.

        Wouldn't corvo beat adam pretty handily? I know adam has the adrenaline surge thing overclock from MD but corvo can directly stop time

        It depends, but I think Jensen generally has higher durability plus has that augmentation which completely covers up his body which corvo shouldn't be able to penetrate.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure Talion and GitS lady have 3D models

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just like Claire.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but that tank mode needs to be manually activated and can't be held at the same time as superspeed
          I think innate durability is Jensen's best bet here but that it won't be able to carry him to victory alone
          On the topic of Talion vs Geralt: Talion gigastomps

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tbf, corvo does need to pull down his hand to do the time stop so Jensen can try to telegraph what corvo will do.
            If we take the feat of surviving the implosion at the end of human revolution at face value, Jensen should have the needed durability to not die instantly to corvo's attacks.
            Honestly, I prefer corvo vs ezio before talion. Corvo doesn't have much besides his time stop to put down talion for good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2D
      Goku vs GT Goku
      Goku vs Jin Mori
      >3D
      Gohan vs Conner Kent
      >inb4 delusional
      Let me cope!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see them doing a Touhou match ever because of how dubious each character's power and feats are. Also can't think of any good matchups beside Sakuya vs DIO

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You sure it's the Surfer? Cause that looks like Jiren to me (unless I'm missing a joke here)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's anons seeting that they didn't get J'onn vs Jiren.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Yates track. (Lucina [Fire Emblem] vs Lyn [Fire Emblem])

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is dumb

      New Therewolf track. (Tanjiro [Demon Slayer] vs Hyakkimaru [Dororo])

      This is okay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the two OG winners of CLY females side, I hate both of them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      battle of lightning

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Therewolf track. (Tanjiro [Demon Slayer] vs Hyakkimaru [Dororo])

  15. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    [...]

    https://mega.nz/file/oYBAgZrQ#hpj_9FtaRhEUMFhZ0Al2reTuF4p-7pCJ3HGmTzmDEZc
    https://mega.nz/file/dU5x3IgZ#so2M-A7pidN0MCgoYHtgUUoJzcdRaCVPbqvtssPXQPE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually really like these.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are very good, but unless someone wants to take one for the team they will not be posted here.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So can he block telepathic attacks or nah?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      More importantly, can he block getting FETUS'D

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Power Cosmic is the Marvel equivalent of the Speed Force.
      On paper it has a specific set of properties. In practice, it can do whatever the frick the writer says.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >it’s on 9/11
    They had to do this on purpose, there’s no other explanation

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a character that can defeat madara uchiha?

    And i'm referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know who could kick his ass! The Man of steel known as Superman! The icon of DC Comics who has no limits!!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Truth seeking orb GG

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Question: Would Superman die to a hax attack that is designed to just kill you outright and bypasses resistances?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Normal answer: Yes, he's died to less haxy things before
            moron answer: No, muh infinite gorillion x universal durability

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes he would, save for some plot contrivance bullshit, superman should die to any hax that bypasses durability and resistances

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Depending how high you scale Darkseid's omega beams which he has tanked. They're pretty much meant to be like that.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No because it’s killing me and not him.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weebman gets blitzed

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Kept up with the Flash without access to the speed force
            Doubt he even had time to blink or have a single heartbeat with that scaling.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Joker is to crazy for genjutsu, taijutsu and ninjutsu

      Doesn't batkek body doom now going by Death Battle logic?

      Not quite. He's like the underdog of every fight. Always being the lesser known character to a more popular one. He'll win, somehow he will

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I wonder if they’re doing Colex afterwards. Honestly, for how mediocre DB vs CU and for how fun Dimitri vs Guts was, they did give me some high hopes for Cole vs Alex, at least in terms of effects.
    The ice, thunder and lightning things they used for those fights were pretty good.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Popeye can't job. His toonforce shit is too OP. Cope.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He jobs but only when he doesn't have spinach

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He stomps everything when he eats his spinach.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he jobs to characters that are stronger then him and resist his abilities, so pretty much a frickton of high comic book characters and Superman even without his no limits thing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Popeye solos.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          not if he's weaker and can't effect his opponent with his abilities

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He can do all of that though.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >jobeye cope

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >seething at CHADpye

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >jobeye cope
                cope jobeye

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >CHADeye beats up your animator
                DONE. You don't exist anymore.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                jobeye couldn't truly beat his OWN animator
                he is powerless

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >[headcanon]
                Chadeye (aka GODeye) owns you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no arguments
                astoundingly common jobeye L

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no arguments
                astoundingly common jobeye L

                >jobeye
                >he is powerless
                Popeye mind warped you hard Saitamagay. Don't look Saitama wanker! Here's what real power looks like.....

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a Saitamagay anon
                Popeye beats Saitama but not much more than that

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Until you name the opponent that can jump out of/mess with his or her story, casually resist godly existence erasure, and has an answer to the subatomic reverse engineering punch (and even MORE impressive abnormal severe feats I didn't mention). Popeye beats them.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                metatextuality doesn't help in battleboarding scenarios
                Popeye resisted at most universal tier erasure

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >d-doesn't count
                Post discarded.
                Also even when Popeye's existence is erased he can still eat spinach and respawn & rematerialize.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                simply use reality warping to erase spinach from the world

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Spinach eats spinach, and respawns.
                Popeye solos.
                >b-but
                If Spinach can make you resist reality erasure, then the spinach itself also is that powerful.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                bullets are useless without a gun
                spinach is useless without Popeye digestive system

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spinach is useless without Popeye digestive system
                Did you literally forget what I said. Popeye got turned into nothing, and his nothing ate spinach, and he respawned.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that doesn't mean the spinach itself cannot be deleted
                did YOU read what i said?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Thinking Spinach that powerful can be deleted
                Kek, seriousbros are illogical. Toonbros win again.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dr Manhattan negs the Popeye verse
                cope

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Popeye verse crumples Dr Manhattan like paper.
                Non existent difficulty.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Manhattan is low multiversal
                Popeye verse is universal with wank
                Popeye gets FOLDED like a sheet

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gets FOLDED like a sheet
                but enough about KNEELS to his own fiction manhattan verse.
                Popeye solos.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Manhattan verse
                most coherent jobeye fanboy???!?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                Concession accepted, jobhattan rider.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the only concession here is Popeye's ass taking Manhattan blue dick

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gay fantasies
                Typical for a DC Manhattan stan, not surprised.
                Popeye still solos.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                popeye got his ass kicked and hat taken by OLIVIA
                he is jobbing given shape

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rule of facing Popeye:
                1) Popeye wins when he gets the spinach
                2) Popeye always gets the spinach
                Dr. Manhattan (aka Jobhattan) would never understand.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                except when Olivia kicked his ass?
                Manhattan will mog Popeye in an eating contest by virtue of not being a manlet

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't Olive Oyl also have spinach there

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah and Popeye didn't have a backup
                shows he's very much beatable

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Godly spinach won there. Doesn't count against Popeye vs other verses.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Popeye failed to secure further spinach before jobbing to a DAME
                Every other verse will blitz the spinach before Popeye can dream of eating it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >b-but h-h-he he he d-didn't kick the shit out of his girlfriend...
                Incel identified

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tiergayging Popeye
                Popeye does what he wants, cause he am what he yam.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Missingno Yellow
                It actively destroys plot armor with glitch beam and goes against the creator's wishes, something even Popeye can't do

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Superman resists all that

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you, Thumbman.

    [...]

    [...]

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Riki stomps

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone catch the Yuji vs Denji podcast? What were the arguments?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Podcast anon may or may not post the notes next Tuesday, if he remembers to actually do it this week.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Denji scaled to Gun Devil and Makima
      >Yuji scales to Jogo and Hanami + the black hole
      >Yuji was faster due to Black Flash, Yuji was stronger due to GD
      >DJ (who was arguing for Yuji) actually told Swan (who was arguing for Denji) that he believed Denji would win regardless before
      >Some debate over if Sukuna and Hero Of Hell CSM would be allowed
      From what I remember, they didn’t talk much about Part 2 stuff, and they didn’t scale Yuji to current 19 finger + 1 head Sukuna. Yuji won 3-2 because Swan plays Ken.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Denji was stronger

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surprisingly reasonable. Denji will take it in the actual db.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He more than likely will. Chad, Swan, and DJ (who isn’t a researcher but still) believed that Denji took it. He’s also gearing up to fight the Nuclear Weapons Devil, and Yuji still seems to be sitting on the sidelines.

          Denji should fight Juliet Starling anyway

          No, that’s moronic. Keep your ryona fetish in your pants, Ben.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Djmah%27di_Rivers
            Isn't DJ a researcher? Was it the other black guy? The fat one?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              DJ WAS a researcher, but now he’s the editor for this season. I don’t think he has any actual bearing on results now.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure he's listed as researcher on the last episode, anon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                DJ is still listed as a researcher

                Huh, I thought he stopped being a researcher. Well if anything that just makes it worse for Yuji.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure he's listed as researcher on the last episode, anon.

                DJ is still listed as a researcher

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Noticing here Ben's pattern balding just made me realize: Chad has the biggest comb-over in all of history.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Djmah'di? Wtf is that name?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                A fake name, or a black American one.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did they put the characters in parenthesis for Dragonborn vs Chosen Undead?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mistake? They reversed Misaka's name in her fight, and this season's felt more sloppy than usual.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s that way in the title of the actual episode too. I imagine that they thought Skyrim VS Dark Souls carried more weight as a title compared to Chosen Undead VS Dragonborn, and wanted that to be the first thing people saw looking at the video title. The episode is also largely Skyrim lore VS Dark Souls lore to some extent, so that can factor in.
                I think this is the second time they’ve done something like that, the first having been when Charizard VS Greymon was just labeled Pokémon VS Digimon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that Ben inside Niko's Ass Void?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Denji should fight Juliet Starling anyway

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surprisingly reasonable. Denji will take it in the actual db.

        I feel like Denji wouldn't take it regularly but Pochita turns it into a shitstomp beyond all human comprehension.
        If they took him erasing a star by eating it's devil as a feat he'd fricking annihilate Yuji.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    Its just random capeshit, between 2 bald alien heroes, from DC vs Marvel, its dumb and unnew

    I remember watching the old fantastic four thing iirc and Silver Surfer was weak/powerless as shit without his surfing board thing

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dr. Fate
    >Zatanna
    >Raven
    >The so called DC magic trilogy of Death Battle
    All kneel to Dr. Victor Von Doom

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they're doing ANOTHER champion's ballot

    I wonder if it'll be all new match-ups, or if they just bring back last year's options + two new ones. If they go with the latter option, Fall Guys vs Among Us is basically guaranteed. Iirc it was winning the 2D poll until the last few hours.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is the ballot?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They just announced they're working on it so everyone would push their matches in the discord. The actual ballot will probably be in October/November.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think the ones from last year are going to show up, since now they’re basically guaranteed to happen at some point. I’m predicting more horse shit to show up on the ballot though.

      Where is the ballot?

      It’s still in production. They’re in the “people post match ups in the server and whichever ones get the most traction end up on the ballot” phase it seems.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could Josuke Higashikata win against Steven Universe in a episode researched by Liam Swan?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, Part 4 doesn't happen in the OVA continuity meaning the mountain level feat from the Phantom Blood movie can't be used

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking back at harry potter vs luke skywalker reminds me how old this show is. Luke's EU stuff was still canon, Harry will never be touched again thanks to rowling bullshit, and they haven't used a book originating character since.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they haven't used a book originating character since
      They just used Bond and Sauron last season.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saves your season and Death Battle from bankruptcy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and then I woke up

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >from all the MOOLAH that Goku vs Superman 3 made

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listroon might be a b***h, but composite Ryu vs Goku is growing on me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because it isn't his idea, it was always a good matchup

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, I see. Frick him then. Still, the matchup is pretty KINO.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because it isn't his idea, it was always a good matchup

      Ah, I see. Frick him then. Still, the matchup is pretty KINO.

      >Composite Ryu vs Composite Goku
      That mu sounds really dumb and convoluted.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is it dumb and convoluted exactly?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Ryu around street-level? kinda ruins it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can you read?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            And what multiversal ryu are you using, exactly?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can you read? Answer the question? Yes or no?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Horseshit crossover Ryu, presumably. Asura's Wrath, Marvel vs Capcom, Project X Zone, whatever else is out there.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is, while Composite Ryu scales to Galactus, IG Thanos, Thor Lord Drakkon, etc., making him well over base and able to hang, my big question is what actual powerups would composite Goku have? And not the nonsense Audience fusion makes him outerversal, he doesn't do anything he couldn't have done without it. Is there enough from Heroes and Fusion that might give him more to put him on the level of actual multiversal characters? Or does it become a wash down to pure technique since they both are in Fortnite, where Goku probably has the win since he can fly and Ryu can't?

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's next for TOONffy?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jobberforce
      out

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bobobo's single mustache hair strand solos your favorite verse. Cope

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >jobobo
          >soloing a single verse
          Meds

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I bet you haven't even watched or read Bobobo

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watched Bobobo since I was a kid.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bobobo's single mustache hair strand solos your favorite verse. Cope

      hakai

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jobobo
        >soloing a single verse
        Meds

        >Bobobo respawns with Mustache Hair soul, turns your verse into a turkey dinner because he felt a bit hungry
        gottem ggs

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          jobobo couldn't even eat out a woman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't mind it if they made him stalemate Popeye

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        could you imagine the sheer anguished rage from OPM fans if DB implied Luffy was stronger than them?

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So bros, we agree Cole stomps Alex, right?

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jiren wins.
    >B-but martian manhunter can-
    Jiren wins.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i agree.... his aura... it's like fire... j'onn won't turn into fernus fast enough, jiren will vaporize him at the molecular level....

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is the cipher completely useless, because
    >It only describes one fighter from a match rather than both, making it completely fricking useless
    >Random placement so no one has any clue what comes next
    >Extremely vague at that, try fricking guessing that Killua would be in based on the pentagram

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes though describing only one fighter would have been fine had the other two points been rectified. Could also throw in more cipher riddle quotes to hint instead

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much, yeah.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Juan Pissers still coping and hoping that Luffy has toon force

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kawaki is able to move in a timeless dimension. Does this mean he has infinite speed?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Portella have infinite speed?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This needs to be updated with new things powerlevelgays unironically.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for reminding me that boruto jumped the shark holy shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I disagree. It's actually pretty fricking good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roshi moved in the Null void, which is also timeless dimension. Does that make him infinite speed?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fanfiction

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >canon in both the manga and anime
          What now dipshit?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one was affected by the infinite void because it had me running.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >coping
              Keep going.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              *me
              TIME

              Damn phone.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Usually I prefer proof that nothing of an average speed can move there.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno about kawaki but the raikage sure does

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beginning of Z Piccolo would merk non-wanked Martian Manhunter.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Boruto gets a good feat
    >People in these threads shit and piss themselves trying to debunk it with their cope
    Every damn time.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NaruTARD sees a dude walking in a separate dimension
    >"muh infinite speed"
    Damn, I guess that Nightcrawler is also infinite speed. Also, Naruto verse is weaker than One Piece verse.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nightcrawler has a limit and takes time to where he can teleport, moron. You're literally hurting your cope by using him as an example.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NaruTARD doesn't know how Nightcrawler's teleportation works

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder by the same logic chakra is infinite speed, so are Transponder Snails since they can communicate across dimensions

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kaguya / Madara / 10 Tails etc >>>>> One Piece

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well actually the Pacifistas were said to be faster than Madara

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kawaki outsped a laser even without using his karma.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sanji was already confirmed stronger than Kaguya lmao

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every character in the ToP is infinite speed by this insane narutard logic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is quite moronic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time was flowing there, mong. Your cope doesn't work.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >time was-ACK!!!!!
        Keep crying moeshitter. I have proof for my claims unlike you.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The whole tournament was being supervised by God. Of course it had time going.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >still coping
            I showed you proof. Now show me proof of Kawaki's dimension having no time.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is that really a question? We were told multiple times that it doesn't.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then show me a offical scan then?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, is that a real question? I understand that Gear 5 has rotten your brain, but being so dumb that you ignore scans? That's a new low.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Show me an offical scan then?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he has no scans
                This BASEDgonCHAD made him flee once again. Phenomenal.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gojo? Solos all of Naruto

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea where the concept of moving in a place that has no time makes you faster. Most of the time it’s never shown you need to become faster at all

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NaruTARD is still seeting because Sanji is stronger than Kaguya.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seething*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Manipulates the very concept of Infinity
      >Moves at immeasurable speed
      It's Gojover....

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gojo was pretty much created to win vs debates.

      It doesn't matter if his opponent is faster or stronger. Infinity protects him from literally everything.

      Then he can also create conceptual vacuums that pins down his opponent (and it can't be avoided)

      He also has absolute existence erasure

      And if all else fails he still has Immeasurable Void which feeds infinite information straight into his opponent's brain instantly killing them with information overload. Oh, and you can't dodge Immeasurable Void either.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Loses to Bobobo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >loses to Hakai and Mafuba

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Couldn’t erase Sukuna

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This post reads like someone who only knows about Gojo from vsdebates and sites. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a cool character but let’s not pretend that he doesn’t have a plethora of weakness, or that his abilities are…limitless.

      • 9 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        Any mid level DC or Marvel magician humiliates him. Japanese magic is weak sauce.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But does anyone care about those characters? If not, they lose. Come back when Gojo becomes irrelevant in 2 years.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But does anyone care about those characters? If not, they lose. Come back when Gojo becomes irrelevant in 2 years.

          Reminder Reed did Gojo’s big trick just because he felt like it when thinking over paradoxes

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How are they talking to each other with the paradox in mind? The soundwaves need to travel too and so do the light rays.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It it just works

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Reed allowed sound on purpose to gloat and Pym promptly took advantage

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Any mid level DC or Marvel magician humiliates him. Japanese magic is weak sauce.
          Gojo would solo Marvel and DC Earth (sans the Spectre?) no diff.

          • 9 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            Can Gojo do this?
            I'm guessing no.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That’s… Not really what he does.

              • 9 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                >He can't turn into a goon
                PATHETIC MAGIC.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just mean that transformation isn't his thing. His whole "Thing" as far as I know, is basically having a bunch of "Infinity/Limitless" themed powers, and I don't mean that as an aesthetic thing. Like all of his powers have some kind of "Infinite" aspect to them.
                >Can put infinite space between him and a foe
                >Can overwhelm someone's mind with infinite information
                I say this as someone who only has second-hand knowledge of him and am probably wrong on a ton of accounts

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kinda racist.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        fodder to ben 10

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Loses to me in a fight.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          your feats?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any mid level DC or Marvel magician humiliates him. Japanese magic is weak sauce.

        >Gojo? What kind of mushroom is that?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure Gojo would annihilate his entire verse

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dude is getting turned into a mushroom the moment he tries to tangle with En

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He wouldn’t be able to harm Kaiman, any Devil present would actually obliterate him, and the big bad of Doro would snack on him for lunch. En would also more than likely be able to sneak in some spores and kill him from the inside since Gojo can’t filter something like that out of the air.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can he? I'm pretty sure spores have a travel time

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                His spores are hard to see and more than likely wouldn’t be picked up as dangerous. Not even Kaiman’s magic proof body was able to filter them out.
                Them having travel time is a moot point since Gojo’s barrier still allows certain things like oxygen and sound to travel in and out of it, so spores he wouldn’t determine as a threat, or even really see, wouldn’t be any different.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you think Gojo becomes completely useless if Infinity stops or something? From what I've seen he's physically stronger and faster than anyone there and they have no domain defense

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I just have more than a surface level amount of knowledge in regards to JJK. Kaiman, who’s immune to magic, would be able to snap Gojo’s neck (after dying a few times). End game Kaiman would actually gigs rape him with the knife.
                Hole-Kun would negate Gojo’s entire kit AND weaken him passively.
                En would outlast Gojo and tank his attacks before turning him into a mushroom.
                No one’s as fast or physically stronger than him, but their abilities, weapons and durability are all on a level beyond him. Especially Hole and En.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No one’s as fast or physically stronger than him
                ENTER

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                None of them are getting close without Gojo reading their abilities and killing them. Sneaking spores won't work and no knife is doing any killing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Negated Infinity
                >Shanked his ass
                >Even after death rocked his shit so badly that Gojo wore his fit when he went to fight sukuna

                WHAT'S UP BLOOD

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Toji was ironically the worst and best thing to ever happen to Gojo

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Maki is equal to Toji
                >gets negged by 15F Sukuna
                Go back to hell

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every version of Kaiman, Hole and En are already more durable than what Gojo can put out with his physical strength alone, and two of those characters make it so that his magic is useless in the first place.
                >reading their abilities
                That would literally only work for En, and he’d only get surface level knowledge regarding his mushrooms. His spores would very easily coast inside of Gojo’s body since he has no way of filtering them out and letting normal air in. Getting stabbed or cut by Stores Kitchen Knife once would be detrimental frankly.
                Gojo would probably only be able to beat a non knife and Gyoza Wand Kaiman, but against Hole and En he’d get gaped, especially since Hole-Kun has his own pseudo domain.

                >No one’s as fast or physically stronger than him
                ENTER

                Kai just falls under the guise of Hole-Kun, which is an upgrade if you ask me since Kai without the Man is lame.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Every version of Kaiman, Hole and En are already more durable than what Gojo can put out with his physical strength alone
                No they're not and purple dura negs anyway. No anti magic bullshit either, ISoH couldn't stop the force of Red.
                >That would literally only work for En, and he’d only get surface level knowledge regarding his mushrooms. His spores would very easily coast inside of Gojo’s body since he has no way of filtering them out and letting normal air in.
                Six eyes is a supercomputer when it comes to computation and limitless requires skillful use on a molecular level, pretty sure he'd get a lot more than a surface level knowledge of the spores.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unless Gojo’s been making towns disappear off the face of the map with his strength alone, they are. The only actual danger to Hole is Purple, and that’s assuming his sludge would even allow for magic to be used in the first place.
                And for the record, Hole-Kun’s anti magic >>>>>> JJK anti magic. It’s not even a contest. DHD anti magic is effectively cancer if you’re a magic user. It greatly limits one’s abilities and weakens their body, and Hole is literally made up of it.
                >Six eyes is a supercomputer when it comes to computation
                How do you expect him to compute something he wouldn’t even be able to see or deem as a threat? It’s not as if slow moving attacks that bypass his barrier haven’t fricked Gojo before because he didn’t think fast enough, in fact it’s happened like three times at this point.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gojo scales far higher and was able to harm Jogo and Dagan whose DE create volcanoes and a whole island, physically he's mopping any dorohedoro character.
                >And for the record, Hole-Kun’s anti magic >>>>>> JJK anti magic. It’s not even a contest. DHD anti magic is effectively cancer if you’re a magic user. It greatly limits one’s abilities and weakens their body, and Hole is literally made up of it.
                Frick no, not with DE's bypassing everything. Their anti magic will be worth nothing inside unlimited void with its sure hit.
                >How do you expect him to compute something he wouldn’t even be able to see or deem as a threat? It’s not as if slow moving attacks that bypass his barrier haven’t fricked Gojo before because he didn’t think fast enough, in fact it’s happened like three times at this point.
                Why wouldn't he be able to see spores? Limitless works on a molecular level. Outside of his teen days, im pretty sure nothing's got past his barrier without domain amplification or him willingly turning it off.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weebish verbal diarrhea is the most pathetic shit.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Infinity is reaction based. Speed is one of the things his subconscious automatically uses to distinguish the danger of an object and stop it from passing through. If he can’t perceive the object then he can’t block it

    Naruto, Luffy and Saitama blitz and one shot him, infinity will be useless

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. It's automatic, your scan even says so.

      If an object moves too fast, then it stops. If an object it too sharp or too massive, it's stopped.

      And Infinity is just one aspect of the Limitless ability.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's automatic to his conscience but his subcon still needs to process it

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GOATjo enters the thread
    Uhhhh guys my knees are bending...!

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Naruto vs Luffy was initially planned for Season 1 of Death Battle

    How would it have gone way back in the start of the 2010s with season 1 Death Battle logic?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think the Bijuu bombs were a thing in 2012 and that would be straight off the Timeskip starting so No Gear 4

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Naruto vs Luffy was initially planned for Season 1 of Death Battle

        How would it have gone way back in the start of the 2010s with season 1 Death Battle logic?

        With S1 logic I'd lean toward them giving it to Luffy due to speed and just the view of rubber body>rasengan. I think around that time was late fishman island so they could pull the CoC AOE for clone brigade

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any good MUs for Kreia?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flemmeth?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Granny Weatherwax from Discworld, a manipulative old crone who hates using her magic powers because she hates being reliant on magic and prefers to talk people into doing what she wants. Similar personality-wise too, similar teaching style, also hates the concept of predetermined fate.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reason why DC always wins in hax contests is simple. Resistances in their verse are more like suggestions. Everything has a limit and isn't absolute

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      DC wins because it's a long running franchise that ran out of stakes to up decades ago. Give Dragon Ball two more decades and it'll probably have the same powerlevels as DC.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It won't

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      DC wins because its fans are massive homosexuals who can't tolerate the idea of not always being "Le strongest!!!"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh, and yet anime fans are the same way, yet they lose a lot... curious... perhaps this rubrick of yours is derived from your seething and not from any actual facts?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >actual facts
          >on death battle

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both groups are gays but dcucks are far worse

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shilling Gojo who cannot even kill Sukuna
    Sub-country level.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >comes out November
    So Scott is getting an episode next season for sure, right? Will he get TOUCHDOWN'D?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Travis is for Joe.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at these past few seasons and then tell me Ben and co. care about giving us good matchups.

        If they miss it, they will probably never have an opportunity like that again.

        The least I'm expecting is a Scott matchup being discussed on their podcast this November.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then getting in a fight over confusing theirove interests and it ending in a mecha fight is too perfect though.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only if the loser comes back to life and then they watch toku stuff afterwards.
            >Verification not required

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they miss it, they will probably never have an opportunity like that again.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who will captured Miles first?

    Lotus Spiderman or Spiderman 2099

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Earth-6799 Spider-Man, the OG 60s cartoon Spider-Man and the racist one (unlike Earth-67 Spider-Man)

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >Still dead and below chair level in Death Battle

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she should fight samus cuz they gave me my first boner when i looked at Sm4sh naked mod videoes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon how the frick did it take that long???

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          please tell me that was for

          i cannot be getting this old

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was for bonerman, I'm sorry

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >z they gave me my first boner when i looked at Sm4sh naked mod videoes
        At least she did appear naked in her DB before she died.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly found Zatanna vs Wanda as insulting and stupid as Phoenix vs Raven. Dunno why people didn't complain enough back then. The next MU is also gonna suck. Well, the show mostly sucks since long ago, but they really lowered the bar this season. Barely drop lately, but I'm gonna guess even Otto finds the DC bias ridiculous. Having DC mid-tiers beat Marvel high-tiers is fricking insane. They don't even bother using "DC heralds" to kill off Marvel characters anymore.

    It's even starting to look like Death Battle is getting paid to make people hate DC, and not the other way around.

    >inb4 what about this recent episode
    I didn't even bother watching it. Skipped it, like most DBs in recent years. Dunno who was the idiot asking for Guts to fight a literal who from FE. Even Claymore's Clare made more sense. At least I actually saw people demanding or suggesting that MU. But vs. FE swordfighter #453? What the hell is the Death Battle crew smoking?

    Death Battle's first 3 seasons kinda sucked, especially 1 and 3, but my goodness, somehow they managed to become worse through the years.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Skipped it
      Fair. Frankly most of the matchups have been shit. Only Atom VS Ant and Drsgonborn VS Chosen Undead was decent. At least the champion poll winner matchups are alright.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a ChatGPT post? Almost nothing you said is connected, it’s like a robot spat this out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      phoenix vs raven and speedy's comments on how it would affect the big two's future matchups were the straw that broke the camel's back. it was interesting that even the tripgay called bullshit when he could still stomach wanda vs zatanna. if it was just raven vs jean, no phoenix attached, you wouldn't be seeing all this unrest

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much. I mean it was pretty clwar its been rng winner for awhile now, but speedy tearing down the curtains hammered it in for more people.

        Show is only really for character attention and animations at this point. Well that and trolling fanbases whenever they end up losing by their latest moron logic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't really do Jean without Phoenix though, that kills the connection and is akin to ghost rider without zarathos

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But vs. FE swordfighter #453?
      The fun part is the dude Guts fought isn't even a swordfighter. He uses a polearm.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zatanna vs wanda
      If you asked this question in the past, the answer was 50/50 because zatanna makes up tha gap in raw power with her skills. That and she had several aces up of her sleeves for someone like wanda. Not saying it could've gone in the opposite direction but at time it made sense zee won. Raven, however, win was based one 1 quote that compared her le powerful self equal to the presence. Is pretty stupid and illogical. At least zatanna has that breaking the 4th wall panel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Zatanna's win was legit. So was Raven's but people aren't ready for that discussion.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raven is not more powerful than the collective life force of the entire Marvel Multiverse. Not even Trigon is that powerful.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry, it really doesn't sound like she should be when phrased like that, it's a very powerful emotional appeal, but the feats simply aren't there. Jean-as-Phoenix just hasn't done much impressive.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          To me it sounds more like you're just overrating Jean's accessibility to the phoenix force. I haven't seen any feats posted here that would prevent Raven from having her way with her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are still apologists pretending DB doesn't have a massive DC bias at this point. Bro, they're owned by fricking warner.
      >but marvel won in a few obvious token matches meant to throw off the trail!!
      Compare DC vs non-marvel results to marvel vs non-DC results.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately, this anon is right. They only kill off DC characters when it's a Batman one (street tiers). Or somebody who isn't popular or a high/top tier.

        The closest thing we have to a DC high tier losing a DB is Lobo and Black Adam. And it doesn't matter anyway, because DC characters keep killing off Marvel characters (or anyone) more powerful than Apocalypse or Ghost Rider.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The thing is though by their logic Apocalypse>Raven and entire Justice League because Adam solo'd Raven, the TT, and the Justice League one time

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact they still haven't remade Batman vs Captain America feels like an old middle finger to Cap, despite Bats not being able to win one over Black Panther and Iron Man, ironically.

        Raiden vs literal who and Guts vs literal who, prove that Death Battle is really out of touch with their audience. Or most people, in general.

        Neither one is a literal who.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Neither one is a literal who.
          Nobody watched those episodes for Excalibur or Dimitri.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dimitri is better known than Guts these days

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That is such poor fricking bait I'm feeling secondhand embarrassment.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even as someone who doubts this [...] (the Dimitri part) that is ridiculous.

                Dimitri starred in 2 games that sold millions these last 4 years
                The only relevant berserk thing in recent times was Miura dying

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                4 games. 3 if you don't count Heroes.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Even as someone who doubts this

              >Neither one is a literal who.
              Nobody watched those episodes for Excalibur or Dimitri.

              (the Dimitri part) that is ridiculous.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raiden vs literal who and Guts vs literal who, prove that Death Battle is really out of touch with their audience. Or most people, in general.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know how they always show metal shattering when it's frozen?
    Is that even realistic?

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't try to scale toon force, it's always a losing battle.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      for the midforce? certainly a losing battle

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep telling yourself that, chump. Can't beat the toon force.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          bugs bunny is a jobber
          cry about it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mid
        Tranime fans... we are zoomers???

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a zoomer and I hate that slang. But then again I hate most slang

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who said anything about moeshit

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The irony is palpable

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >both anti-kaijugay and tranime posters have said “mid” unironically
    We gotta get a list of zoomer posters

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gojogay is doing a lot to get the tribal chief's attention

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what do SS and MM have in common?

    Besides alliterative names?

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