Death Battle

Next fight is Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) vs Discord (MLP).
Speedy is a b***h!!!

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saves your season

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jobs to sealing techniques
      >jobs to city-block tier Sukuna

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >schizo babble
        RUN

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >immeasurable
          >has a measurably small radius

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Immeasurable could also mean it's out of his calc reach, not that's infinite in size.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Immeasurable means that it takes immeasurable reaction speed to process the information.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Past the visible universe everything is immeasurable to us.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Block your way and solo your verse

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fodder

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gojo is just Accelerator but shittier.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Index is for pedos.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shittier than FAILdex
        KEK

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      awwwww

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gokugokugoku

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Strongest Swordsman
    >Most Powerful Magician
    >Most Handsome in fiction

    Enter, The One-Winged Angel, Sephiroth

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Weakest swordsman
      >Most incompetent magician
      >Ugliest man in fiction
      Enter Sephiroth

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about Blazblueverse.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blazblue? No, I'm talking Sephiroth

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of being the strongest most handsome powerful arcane swordsman? Yup yup.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nope, Sephiroth is the weakest, most incompetent, and ugliest

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Said no one except for Vigin Vergil. Nero is Dante's son btw.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Said no one except for Vigin Vergil. Nero is Dante's son btw.

        DMClowns are still angry that he made it to Smash and killed Vergil. As if the Sparda idiots are anything but below planetary. Get an actual planetary feat, and then we will talk. You are the same as those One Piece idiots.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sephiroth
          >anywhere close to or above planetary

          hahahhahahahahahah

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            sephiroth's multiversal+ by tactics scaling

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              But by feats? He's building at most.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              prove it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://thelifestream.net/lifestream-projects/analysis/7025/ffvii-and-canon-2/2/

                the ultimania says its canon.
                which scales Cloud tl ramza and balthier, who has defeated gilgamesh twice alonside vann.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Prove gilgamesh is multiversal

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                fighting endgame bartz tho hurt exdeath who merged with the void which exists in all ff universes

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what if the void exists in all universes? How does that make the tree multiversal?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                he can fight the endgame V party and comparable opponents in his 8 arms form only, his 6 arms form won't scale to this as all multiversal stuff Gil gets (V, 13, SOP) are with his 8 arms form, this means XII Gilgamesh and by extension Tactics scaling won't scale to Multiversal+ Gilgamesh

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                But even 8 arms isn't multiversal
                FF has always been universal

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                why exactly?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where in this page are you trying to argue that it says it's "canon"?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What do you not understand by SUPER NOVA

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >move literally incapable of killing
              >can somehow destroy the solar system multiple times over

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine being a brain-damaged DMC smooth brain.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Says the man posting supernova

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally billions of times weaker than Ultra Necrozma

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >saves your season

      Who is she?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    REMEMBER: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYEEEE!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your matchup is a pony character; you're irrelevant.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I GOT SOME PONIES I NEED TO MAKE INTO CORPSES

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          5 minutes later
          >AAAAIIIIIEEEEE DISCORD-SAMA I KNEEL

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            And he's going to lose too.

            WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL
            AREN'T YOU A SIGHT FOR SORE EYE?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally lost to a fricking normie and some kids lmao

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ITS FUNNY HOW DUMB YOU ARE

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funny thing is Bill causing all the weirdness makes Discord stronger.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And he's going to lose too.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is TN Anon and what his strongest opponent?

    • 8 months ago
      Thumbnail Anon

      Myself

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >toon force
    >Omnipotence
    >Immeasurable
    All get destroyed by context.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sasuga Context-sama, I kneel!!!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your low IQ? Seems like it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your context

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it all gets resisted by a character that resists all the good abilities and is far stronger
      Walter wasn't equal to The Mask because of some anti-toon aura or whatever, he was equal because he was fricking strong

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a few kilometers in diameter. Next.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So it's more valid for one character than it is for another?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idk what you mean. The picture just said it couldn't be measured but it's clearly measurable. I'm not the anon you're arguing with or whatever boogeyman you're seething about.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even close to that, it's small enough that when he's fighting another guy it gets destroyed by the other guy hitting it from the outside.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saitamabros...two beings stronger than our hero...I prostrate.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the difference between almighty and omnipotent?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I view it more like omnipotent having potentially more utility.

      Omnipotent=can do anything
      Almighty=works against / superior to anything

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you can't do that.
        One word comes from latim, the other from old english. They mean the same fricking shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its a powergay thread. I can do what I want.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            全能 (Zennō)
            In Bleach was translated as Almighty
            In Boruto was translated as Omnipotence
            In Dragon Ball, they used it for the name of that blue smurf they have as their God

            Meanwhile you: duurr they mean different things, it came to me in a dream you see! *opens VSWiki to get the definitions of his whole vocabulary*

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >全能 (Zennō)
              >In Bleach was translated as Almighty
              >In Boruto was translated as Omnipotence
              >In Dragon Ball, they used it for the name of that blue smurf they have as their God

              全王 = Zenō (全 = All | 王 = King) = King of Everything <-- This is the DBZ God
              全能 = Zennō (全 = All | 能 = Able) = Omnipotent

              全能 is a very ancient word with roots in Chinese where it's pronounced quánnéng. It's also used in Korea and Vietnam. And it's the most common translation of the English word omnipotent in metaphysical, philosophical, and theological contexts.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It well describes Bleach and Naruto which are some of the most powerful verses in fiction.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And it's the most common translation of the English word omnipotent
                That is not an english word. The original translation was "almighty".

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Almighty and omnipotent are synonyms in English.

                In Japanese you have the words 全能 and 万能, both can be translated to omnipotent and almighty, but there are slightly different connotations.

                全能 = all-able = someone who can do everything.

                万能 = infinitely-able = someone who is unlimited in their ability.

                It's not a perfect translation since 万 can mean ten thousand or countless, but in the context 万能 is best understood as the ability to do infinitely many things.

                That said, 全能 is normally considered greater than 万能.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Almighty and omnipotent are synonyms in English.
                No. They are not. Almighty is a translation.

                In my language the same word translates to "todo poderoso" or (potente)

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean yes in a sense they can be used as a synonimous, but that's not the point. Omnipotent isn't a word of english roots, it was simply incorporated in the language because english people were always cucks.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Omnipotence comes from Latin.

                Almighty comes from Proto-Germanic (arguably a calque of the Latin word).

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Omnipotent is an English word...it doesn't need to be translated into English.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Omnipotent is an English word
                No it's not lol. It's of latin origin.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Take an English dictionary, look up Omnipotent. It's there, it's been in use in English speaking countries since the 14th century.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                > it's been in use in English speaking countries since the 14th century.
                So, let me guess, you are willing to go 4500 years back in China but only 500 years in the language you speak?

                Omnipotence comes from Latin.

                Almighty comes from Proto-Germanic (arguably a calque of the Latin word).

                It really doesn't matter. All you're telling me is the same, the Roman empire and had a huge influence all over Europe.
                The word predates that, and almighty is simply a translation, that's all.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So, let me guess, you are willing to go 4500 years back in China but only 500 years in the language you speak?
                全能 is both a Chinese word, a Japanese word, a Korean word, and a Vietnamese word. Just because it originated in China doesn't mean that it's not a Japanese word. And I'm not sure it's that old.

                And I'm not sure what you mean with age? Omnipotent (English) is 500 years old, Omnipotente (French) is 800 years old, and Omnipotens (Latin) has been around for at least 1500 years.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Someone ITT dropped the question whereas almighty and omnipotence were different words. One predates the other by quite many centuries.
                So when asking if omnipotence is the word to go by, I would say yeah, if that's the word you want to use. But almighty means the exact same fricking crap because it was the word used prior to the word being adapted into the english language, so it can be used as well.
                Both are right, both are the same.
                Yes, it's a synonymous but only if you don't feel like using the word that came from latin.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's a reason the Roman Empire is idolized even today as the peak of civilization. They were centuries ahead of the rest of the world in terms of arts, engineering, architecture, etc.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              In smt zenno is the almighty element
              and zenha or whatever the omnipotence one is was used for the orb

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In smt zenno is the almighty element
                In SMT Almighty it's bannō (万能) which can mean almighty but it's better translated as universal. So it's the universal element.

                The item Omnipotent Orb is called zennō no shin-kyū (全能の真球).

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that
                Thanks

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, 万能 (bannō) can be used to refer to someone omnipotent.

                Example: The Saint's Magic Power Is Omnipotent (聖女の魔力は万能です, Seijo no Maryoku wa Bannō tbh)

                But it's more often used to mean universal/versatile.

            • 8 months ago
              DoctorGreen

              >全能 (Zennō)
              >In Bleach was translated as Almighty
              >In Boruto was translated as Omnipotence

              >In smt zenno is the almighty element
              In SMT Almighty it's bannō (万能) which can mean almighty but it's better translated as universal. So it's the universal element.

              The item Omnipotent Orb is called zennō no shin-kyū (全能の真球).

              >In SMT Almighty it's bannō (万能) which can mean almighty but it's better translated as universal. So it's the universal element
              interesting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They mean the same fricking crap.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Yates track. (Faramir [Lord of the Rings] vs Jon Snow [Game of Thrones])

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know what you must be thinking with duh broken record.

    But they could have EASILY replicated the fire scene with Ike having a flashback of Black Knight when Guts gets uses the Berserker Armor and that relapsing him into the MISSION OF REVENGE that started his whole thing and getting mad that way.

    Even model swapping him to his younger path of radiance self for a bit would have been great.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are the chances they'll reference it, either in the song or episode itself?

      I just had a dream last night about Guts fighting Ike. Ike won btw.

      [...]

      I'm pretty sure he means Hokuto no Ken, the Japanese name for Fist of the North Star.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weebs really are SHIT, no exceptions.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's done. Luffy is winning all his MUs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pre Timskip Luffy was building level

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your mother is building level

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro you literally see him lift up multiple buildings as he's punching Croc out from underground what the frick kind of downplay is this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I-Impossible!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We have to suffer through another break week just to see this figth. Jesus christ.

      I wonder if he's going for Gear 5 right away or Kizaru will get disrespected.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If God trully is omnipotent he would't have created you wastes of oxygen. He made himself be imperfect.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Next fight is Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) vs Discord (MLP)
    Is it on the 10th?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      10th is the early release. Official is 9/11

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes and on 9/11 on YouTube

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just going to link this again
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/136261153/#q136280824
    The difference between omnipotent and versatile

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Almightily; almightiness. A 15c. text translates omnipotencia with allmyghtyhede "almightihood."
    I'm sorry if you don't know your mutant language as well as you know chinkset.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yhwach wins.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too cool for Death Battle

      Destroy All Communists

      I wonder if they'll ever use Fan Characters,

      I have the stupidest grin on my face, SSJ5 or SSJ10 Goku??? vs Superman to finally give Goku a win

      After all, they used Archie soo..

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        eh, I'd rather What If Goku rather than a SSJ5 or SSJ10 Goku. Get stuff like What If Goku was BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the Time Chamber.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >After all, they used Archie soo..
        moron comparison. The archie sonic comics were made with approval from sega, they aren't fan creations

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          But Archie Silver doesn't know Super Form, that was a big critque DB got

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They used the logic that Silver went through a version of 06 and that must mean that he knows how to go Super since that's the story we are introduced to Super Silver.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lego monkie kid rep when?

              Toyble/Toyotaro made SSJ5 Goku and is the one writing DBS, there's SOME avenue where they could use SSJ5 Goku, I just hate the idea of Superman having all these composites and Goku has few

              I think Trunks should've won that fight btw

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Death Battle just really loves composites and will actively try to justify using them wherever and whenever they can, the worst I think it ever got was with Mario vs Sonic 2.
                >Wait, Wiz, I thought you said we're only using the games
                >Any official material counts so long as it's supported by the games, otherwise we'd be ignoring a HUGE majority of the characters history
                The writing itself in that instance specifically pisses me off because it tries to not only justify, but also glorify compositing, as if it'd be a disservice to not composite them while at the same time cherry picking which is and isn't okay.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Archie comics not used because no
                >Meanwhile basically anything else was given to Mario
                And remember the research team was behind that one. That was their crowning achievement.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                because they already said if archie got in the mix then Mario wouldn't last a nanosecond. Besides game Sonic should have won anyway but they nerfed him hard and left out his best feats while giving Mario everything they possibly good including unlimited pocket powerups

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There should be a Mario vs Sonic 3 with the proper 3d models.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mario VS Sonic 2
                You could tell this was to placate Nintendogays that were seething uncontrollably over Bowser, Luigi, and Mario all losing in succession

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No that's still correct, cope and seethe Sonicgay.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"otherwise we'd be ignoring a HUGE majority of the characters history"
                >one of Sonic's comic book series, which at one point held the world record for the longest running comic series based on a videogame, isn't a major part of Sonic's history as a character in popular media
                >as Wiz is saying they'll be sticking to the games as the primary source, they equate the entirety of Archie Sonic to the live action Mario movie in the background
                Get fricked.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tbf Archie is incredibly distinct from game Sonic. That fight was obviously a apology match tho.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is true,

                they're so goddamn inconsistent it hurts,

                Thor loses to wonder woman by getting stabbed through the throat/neck but survives Ultra Ego Final Flash

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't make shit.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Despite them calling it “Archie Silver vs Heroes Trunks”, it was very obviously a complete composite of both, what with Silver having 06 feats and Trunks getting Xenoverse stuff.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought SDBH Trunks and Xeno Trunks were one in the same and that the problem was him getting shit from DBS when he was in actuality talking about another version of himself fricking with time.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah that’s a better example. Heroes and Xeno take place at the same time, the inclusion of Super was moronic because it gave Trunks acasuality, something Xeno/Heroes Trunks doesn’t have.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually if I'm remembering the dlc right, according to Xenoverse 2 the Trunks you spend all your time with is the same as the Trunks from Super.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even if they were the same (it’s been forever since I’ve played the story so I can’t say for sure), the way time works in Xeno/Heroes is still different from the way it works in Super. Trunks and the entire Time Patrol were fricked over by changes in time, like 18 killing Past Trunks or Towa merking Shenron. The only character who was really acasual is you, the player, so compositing them in the first place is contradictory.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              The outcome of the Trunks/Silver fight was moronic, they genuinely want to piss off DBZ fans, and I don't know why

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they genuinely want to piss off dbz fans
                Maybe dbz fans should stop pissing themselves whenever someone implies they don’t solo fiction

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They used the logic that Silver went through a version of 06 and that must mean that he knows how to go Super since that's the story we are introduced to Super Silver.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least you're not speaking german.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both are troubled, complicated, and anti-heroic warrior princes who hail from nations with an aggressively militaristic culture (Planet Vegeta and Fire Nation).
    They are skilled martial artists who can manipulate and project an innate mystical energy for combat (Ki and Firebending).
    Both are the sons of their nations mightiest leaders (King Vegeta and Fire Lord Ozai).
    They would later be disgraced from their nations and lost their claim to the throne (Vegeta having his planet destroyed and Zuko being sent into exile).
    Served under the heels of a fearsome tyrant and their forces (Lord Frieza and the Frieza Force and Fire Lord Ozai and the Fire Nation).
    After being disgraced from their homes and as rightful princes, both would later go on a mission to hunt and search for something of great importance to reclaim a semblance of something that they have lost before (Vegeta going to Earth to use its Dragon Balls to wish for immortality where it was implied so he could use that power to defeat Frieza after many years of suffering while Zuko journey across the world to capture the Avatar and restore his honor and place in the Fire Nation).
    Both would meet the enthusiastic and childish main hero of the story who is a genocide survivor and just recently came back anew (Goku just coming back from the dead and Aang being reawakened from his century-long slumber).
    They would develop a rivalry with the main hero and fought them many times throughout the story where defeating them would be a sign of proof of their worth.
    Both would initially start off as major antagonists but would soon develop into more heroic charactesr albeit with some hiccups along the way.
    They would later turn against the evil empires that they once served under in order to ally themselves with the heroes and to help take down the ruthless tyrant (Frieza and Ozai).
    Both would perform a special dance with their rival in order to unlock more power (Fusion Dance and Dancing Dragon).

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gojo vs Yhwach would break all the records. Literally the most busted characters in anime vs right now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those 2 the best anime can come up with?
      Pathetic~

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being busted anime characters doesn't mean anything for breaking the records. MMH and SS are two of the most busted comics characters, and both have been in numerous cartoons, and SS even in a movie, but look at those numbers since neither has been in the spotlight for years. It has to do with how popular the series are when the episode drops. And honestly, I don't give a flying frick about either, Bleach has always been mid, and JuJu is more of the same modern anime slop. A legacy match like Seiya vs. Usagi will get better numbers, just off the favelas.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >omnipotence autism again
    Anyways, with jdf’s birthday coinciding with him being BTFO a second time and Dorito vs chat app being on 9/11, they have to know what they’re doing

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's their stats?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outerversal with infinite speed

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna assume Helmet because Spaceballs had a cartoon series.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        since when?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          2008

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I say I got diarrhea every time I look at Goku's face, and I have receipts from a psychologist and a medical doctor confirming it's the case, do I get to make him outerversal?

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your favorite matches and discuss them!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that barcode on the left guy's leg? Did that anime girl purchase him from the store?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dr manhattan vs richard nixon has grown on me lately, and Nixon is definitely a better opponent for manhattan than SCP-3812

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does this have actual connections or is it just a verse specific thing because nixon was in watchmen

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm talking about monument mythos nixon, but basically: both were once mortal men who were given the powers of gods through an accident (Osterman got his intrinsic fields removed and died before coming back as Manhattan and Nixon was absorbed by Alcatraz Matter after The Great Division in the Deanverse). Both are seen as gods by humanity, which they become disillusioned with, fleeing to a celestial body (Mars and Earth's Moon), which both have an iconic image of them sitting on. Eventually, both deal with the main conflicts of the plot happening on Earth (Ozymandias trying to get rid of every superhero and The Last Son of Alcatraz, now The Cresent King, trying to cause a second Great Division).

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thematic parallels with similar themes
      >An actual army fight with their greatest generals (Imotekh and the Didact) in command, making it different to pretty much every other fight
      >Could make a soundtrack out of the Necrons Dawn of War theme and Nemesis from Halo 4
      It would be so kino and Death Battle is never going to do it the fricking hacks

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does either side stomp?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, but also kind of.

          The problem is we have a book series about the Forerunner Flood war, but we don't have any solid lore ore timeline on the War in Heaven.
          You could argue that the Prometheans/forerunners are absolute broken if you used them during the Flood War, because they have some absolutely bonkers shit from then. But most of that comes from the fact that we know what happened during the Forerunner Flood War, while Necrons pre-history super war has way less written about it and we know far less about it, as it's mostly background lore. We know pretty much all life in multiple galaxies was wiped out during the War in Heaven, and that the Necrons probably did most of it before they turned around and enslaved the Star Gods that had made them robots.
          The only way to do the fight fairly would be to limit them to their fallen states that they are in during their settings "modern day". So 41st millennium Necrons vs 2557/61AD Prometheans, which is far more even as both groups have lost access to galactic "I win" buttons and would have to fight more conventional wars.

          Modern settings used, it probably swings in favour of the Necrons because they have more access to better foot soldiers, more war machines, arguably better weapons and are probably the tougher army due to their re-animation properties, but I know there is probably a bunch of stuff from Halo's background lore that I've forgotten that could swing the fight in favour of the Prometheans.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair this match would be incredibly one sided if a single Spartan can hold his own against hordes of Prometheans.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just think it's a cool, fitting match up. Plus getting more people to know about Destroy All Humans is a bonus.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Destroy All Communists

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Liberty Prime is for Metal Gear Rex

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s grown on me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is pretty good from a theme point of view

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there any specific incarnation of the Turtles who would work best for the Gargoyles? How about for team RWBY?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The 87 turtles probably match up best against the Gargoyles

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The 87 turtles probably match up best against the Gargoyles

          Original Mirage comics or 87 TMNT for the Gargoyles . And 2003 to Rise for Team RWBY since they had Mystic Weapons and glowed and shit. Though non mystic 2003 would be ideal for the Manhattan Clan

          • 8 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            I'm honestly torn on whether Mirage or Toon should fight the Manhattan Clan, but ultimately I think I have to go with Toon, because Gargoyles took off at the very end of Toon Turtlemania, and though I'm sure Greg will go to his grave denying it, Gargoyles was Disney's attempt at riding the very last wave of Turtlemania while riding the success of BTAS at the same time.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can see the justification and appreciate the contrast of Fred Wolf Turtles against Goliath but tbh I feel Mirage would be better simply for getting so overlooked, and prefer a a more strategic fight with that Leo iteration

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why was Gargoyles nothing like 87 Turtles then?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Explain? My siblings played Gargoyles the same way they played Turtles, just without signature weapons

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you not seen the series? Completely different tones

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And yet, very similar content even little children recognize.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Basic dynamics maybe but almost any group can be simplified. It doesn’t mean that Gargoyles is incredibly similar to the 80s TMNT

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, they're anachronistic monsters who fight badguys and make jokes in New York. Like I said, little children get it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon, they're anachronistic monsters
                No they’re not. The Turtles definitely belong to that time period. Theyre teenagers not time travelers

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ninjas and their eastern philosophy are not native to late 20th century New York, anon.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Teenagers that practice the ancient Japanese art of ninjutsu, and also somehow try to live by its code and simultaneously when possible the code of Bushido. They use weapons, some of them not even weapons historical ninja used. Nunchaku and Bo Staff are Okinawan martial arts weapons. If they live in this era, they certainly live by practices of another.

                That’s like saying Cobra Kai is anachronistic since martial arts are an ancient practice that aren’t used by the general population

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cobra Kai is a school, not a home lived in by teenage monsters that live by a bizarre combination of pop culture osmosis and ancient Japanese customs.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uh no it’s a dojo also based off ancient eastern customs and pop culture

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So it also counts by your logic. The only difference being the Cobra Kai kids are not physically monsters

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And that matters why? How moronic are you?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s a proof of your terrible logic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's your argument and terrible logic on display, moron.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Perhaps, but that's not what's being said and it's not generic to the conversation anyway.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Teenagers that practice the ancient Japanese art of ninjutsu, and also somehow try to live by its code and simultaneously when possible the code of Bushido. They use weapons, some of them not even weapons historical ninja used. Nunchaku and Bo Staff are Okinawan martial arts weapons. If they live in this era, they certainly live by practices of another.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What we should've gotten instead of Tanjiro

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reposting this thumbnail I made since the match got mentioned on one of the casts

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thoughts on Satsuki vs Bruno? The more likely match up

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't really know anything about Bruno, I haven't read part 5

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's garbage, they have nothing in common, Satsuki is better off against Henry Cooldown

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's shit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does a Yugioh character fight anyone who's not a Yugioh character?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's partly why I want to see it, for however they'd animate Kaiba. Could always use Jump Force for reference.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Summoning

          Given the contestants on hand…how is this thread not banned?

          We don't talk very much about the actual upcoming fight

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kaiba has a fighter jet he can expertly pilot at the very minimum

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you really wish to know, then TALK TO THE HAND

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kold-blooded kombat!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mordred gets annihilated unless she gets wanked off harder than Raven, but I think her character and Proto Man's parallel each other nicely and there's a lot of potential for creativity in the animation.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're a fricking moron. Mordred has more in common with fricking Liquid Snake than she does Protoman.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't feel like typing out entire paragraphs so I'll just say they have similar character arcs as "prodigal sons" learning to let go of their misplaced hatred for their fathers and ultimately accepting they can never truly be family.
          Yes this is including the Archie comics for Proto Man.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >similar character arcs as prodigal sons
            >misplaced hatred
            Excuse me moron but Artoria has always and will always hate Mordred. She will never recognize her. She also murdered her.
            I'm pretty sure that Dr. Light and Protoman don't have a fricking mutual kill on each other where Protoman's robotic corpse was reanimated at the last moment to mortally wound him.
            That hate is well-placed on Mordred's side at the very least.

            Also, this isn't even mentioning that Mordred was fricking made by Artoria's arch nemesis as a direct clone of her. Zero would be a better comparison by that logic.
            God, you're a stupid fricking waifugay.
            Perish.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too cool for Death Battle

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Aiba vs Yu Narukami/Demifiend
      For Yu, its teenagers with otherworldly connections to mysterious creatures who go into a separate reality to solve crimes. For Demifiend, its teenagers whose entire life and body were utterly upended by how a supernatural force altered them and the ability to control monsters they acquired. I would just give them all their strongest monsters and have them go at it, I imagine Aiba breaking into the Amala network or Adachi somehow leaving a victim in the digital world is the intro to the fight and Omnimon wrecking house is how it ends.
      >V vs Courier 6
      FPS RPG protagonists who embark on a quest for revenge after a bad job leaves them shot in the head and left for dead. This one really depends on how you speck V but I think even with all his cyberware he isn't beating the mini-nukes and he has no way to counter Mysterious Stranger or Miss Fortune.
      >America Chavez vs Funny Valentine
      Stars and stripes themed dimension hoppers with mean punches. Valentine's main wincon here, throwing people into their alternate selves, doesn't apply here since Chavez can just jump away and shes much faster than even Star Platinum, its a total stomp but its Funny"s best match up because Armstrong is for President Micheal Wilson or Saxton Hale.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >V vs courier 6
        Yeah I've been thinking about that lately. Seems a good old vs new match plus it's a potential salt mine.
        >Chavez vs funny Valentine
        You're forgetting love train which would be included as Valentine's "peak." It should at least serve as a temporary stalemate before Valentine has to resort to other methods to win or they just composite Chavez.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chavez can just punch through Love Train’s dimensional barrier, rendering null.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok Cinemaphile, who's winning this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Furgay battle royale? Furgays dying is a win for everyone no matter who loses.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He knows of a spell to 'Bill-Proof' the Shack, but the last component is unicorn hair

    https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/GravityFallsS2E15TheLastMabelcorn

    Now, to be fair, that is ONE ingrediant.
    (out of HOW MANY ingrediants?)
    I think it's obvious it gives discord 1 advantage, but is it enough? (i think it might be)

    But 1/100 is basically zero, so it's also possible it gives almost NO advantage.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, if a character can control causality. Do they stalemate or win every fight?

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Given the contestants on hand…how is this thread not banned?

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could Thragg do this to your favorite character?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah
      ben 10 solos

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what about your second favorite

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah
          talion solos

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        but are his abs more durable than nolan's?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, probably.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Satada got dem birthing hips.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn straight.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unlikely.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile in reality

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They've all been dead and were just been resurrected when this scene happens in JLA (1997

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            And the excuse in here?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fighting a cosmic vampire and the writer wanted muh stakes

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            so?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        how does this even work? he's not in a planetary atmosphere and he's definitely not getting pulled substantially by any orbits

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dies
      >comes back
      >"I think superheroes suck!"
      >henshins and slices gayg in twain

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but it wouldn't stick.
      Honestly, against non-haxy powerhouses, Kumagawa rapes.

      In fact, this little shithead would probably mindbreak Nolan.
      I'm imagining Nolan would probably go on a rampage similar to his one against Mark, killing dozens of civilians and leaving Kumagawa as just a faceless head in his hand before the skull in his hand is just gone... all the damage is gone.
      Then he hears "All Fiction." behind him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soul crush gg

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        GRIMMJOB, GO BACK TO YOUR HOLE.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's just an autistic girl, so yeah.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He blitzes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's got nothing on the lego minifig I made as a kid.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        aww

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, geeks, who would win? I know both are insane regarding tech, attack potency, and hacking, but which one is superior?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultron because when I was a kid I thought Brainiac looked gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brainiac no contest

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic from Agosto has a 50 years per second feat.

    %3D%3D

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Agosto
      Damn auto corrector.
      *AoStH

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who could even beat him?

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Dagon_(Cthulhu_Mythos)
    >He's continent level because bottom of sea ecks dee
    Jesus the wank

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    be honest, he'd be a better match for cringe triangle than Ponydragon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if that includes God of Hyperdeath Asirel as well as Omega Flowey.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >undertale
      If they ever get an episode it'll 100% be ness vs sans

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Frisk vs Ness
        Ftfy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Even VSbattle wiki thinks God of Hyperdeath would stomp
      DORITOBROS?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bill can't collapse a timeline so yeah Asriel stomps

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Chaos Gods just wanna join the tribal chief on the island of relevancy. But that's not gonna do down uce.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there ANY way horus wins this?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They fully buy into 40k wank and put Chaos-empowered Horus at multiverse level

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw they put Roman on Austin/Rock level due to beating Cena and Lesnar twice

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Superman punch, spear, 1-2-3, they go home

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gonna cry?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *ANGRON CAN'T HANDLE BIG BOOTY DADDY*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that the cast and crew of Gamera Rebirth constantly bring up pro wrestling as a major influence and the fact that you haven’t done a superstar save greentext depresses me

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are the heaviest 1000 tons in fiction.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yo TNanon.
    What martial arts themed fight you wanna see?
    Doesn't have to be researched as it can also be in the vein of a DBX or OMM.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't know what TNanon does.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He makes thumbnails

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some say he's a lone hitman, paid only in strong pornography.
      Others say, his only job is applying Donald Trump's spray tan.
      All we know... he's called TNanon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had time so I decided to check out the most recent Fireside chat. Here some stuff I found interesting.
      >Chad is more enthusiastic for Billcord than Colex
      >They've thought about doing stop-motion episodes
      >Chad still seems enthusiastic about Mikey vs Jay
      >Swan likes Worthikids
      >Skeletober is coming back
      >Asked about what characters they'd want to see back:
      -Chad answered this earlier at PAX (he said Guts, forgetting that they were already going to bring hum back)
      -Josh said Kratos, to which Swan brought up Asura
      -Swan wants Spongebob vs Popeye (I'm a little scared he's not joking)
      >They will never do Shrek vs Han Solo
      >Swats and Omegasparx are doing the music for an upcoming episode (I'm betting Colex or a fighting game fight)

      He does your mom.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chad wants more small horses before colex
        We may need to take that name away from him

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was given to him by his parents

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Request his parents rescind his chad privileges

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>Chad is more enthusiastic for Billcord than Colex
          That’s not surprising. He seems like he enjoys cartoonish fights more than the grittier/more realistic ones.

          It just baffles me. He and Ben were a part of Screwattack, a channel all about vidya, and started Death Battle around the height of both Infamous and Prototype's popularity; how did they not get into either series?

          and Omegasparx are doing the music for an upcoming episode (I'm betting Colex or a fighting game fight)
          Please be Cervantes vs Spinal or Liu Kang vs Jago

          Rap would probably fit Liu vs Jago more; the only Pirate-rap I can think of the One Piece opening.

          Discord isn't a pony, he should be fine to post, jannies.

          You foolish fool.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we've had 4 (FOUR) MLP fights before a single Star Trek fight

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Many cultural icons haven’t even been touched but ponyshit keeps getting in. Never let anyone tell you about how bronies totally aren’t obnoxiously loud anymore.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also before the following:
            >Barbie
            >Call of Duty
            >Warcraft
            >Neon Genesis Evangelion
            >Star Trek
            >Grand Theft Auto
            >Jurassic Park
            >Minecraft
            >Fate
            >Dragon Quest
            >A Song of Ice and Fire
            >Assassin's Creed
            >The Hunger Games
            >The Matrix

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wait, Warcraft was in, whoops

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well they didn't do a Warcraft episode until last year, and by then, they had done THREE pony episodes. I hope to God Ben straight up says "No more ponies" after the episode airs.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They said they still want to use batman more.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh... right.

                Sooo… where’s Ruby’s island-level power-up to let her beat Maka? The RT crew spent two years working on V9, and Ruby’s most notable feats in it are hating gays and killing herself. Do they not realize that Death Battle is one of the last few marketing opportunities they have left? You’d think they’d give her a super-form, or special move, or do literally anything cool or haxxy with her silver eyes, but it’s like… they just don’t even care? There’s no way Ben and Chad didn’t bring this up with them at least once.

                Just wait for volume 10 bro :^)

                Volume 10 will not get greenlit and the series will end with a novel. Without the limit of animation budget, they turn Ruby into an omnipotent goddess who can slice the concept of evil into ribbons and travel an infinite amount of distance in a twentieth of Planck time.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            soon to be 5 when they have Toyotaro's shitty fanfic Cell rip-off lose to the centaur frick that peaked in the 80s when he looked like Satan

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Toyotaro's shitty fanfic Cell rip-off lose to the centaur frick that peaked in the 80s when he looked like Satan

              Who??

              are you refusing to Moro??

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Toyotaro's shitty fanfic Cell rip-off lose to the centaur frick that peaked in the 80s when he looked like Satan

              Who??

              are you refusing to Moro??

              *Refering to*

              Pardon my ESL

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        and Omegasparx are doing the music for an upcoming episode (I'm betting Colex or a fighting game fight)
        Please be Cervantes vs Spinal or Liu Kang vs Jago

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Chad is more enthusiastic for Billcord than Colex
        That’s not surprising. He seems like he enjoys cartoonish fights more than the grittier/more realistic ones.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He straight up said he only really digs matchups between characters who don't usually do fighting because it's more interesting

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Worthikids
        ENTER!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Spongebob vs Popeye
        yeah I can see it

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battle of the angry men

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Discord isn't a pony, he should be fine to post, jannies.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ANON NO!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH SHI-

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have fun on vacation!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your sacrifice will not be forgotten, anon.

      [...]
      It just baffles me. He and Ben were a part of Screwattack, a channel all about vidya, and started Death Battle around the height of both Infamous and Prototype's popularity; how did they not get into either series?
      [...]
      Rap would probably fit Liu vs Jago more; the only Pirate-rap I can think of the One Piece opening.
      [...]
      You foolish fool.

      You’d be surprised by the number of people who got filtered by both InFamous and Prototype because they were “edgy”. To this day, I’ve seen Cinemaphile posters that lose their minds over those two games because of them being grim.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is Cinemaphile so fricking moronic?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine missing out on such kino games because you can't handle a little grime

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cinemaphile doesn’t even play video games anymore. They just use them as vehicles for culture war bullshit. I guess you could say that about most boards nowadays.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sad but true. Modern times suck in that regard

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lego monkie kid rep when?

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn when you go back to the earlier seasons of Death Battle and you see there wasn't that many Marvel and DC characters back then. Seriously there was about only 2 Marvel vs DC episode for Season 1 and the last DC character was Superman against Goku. Shit when Season 2 started the next DC character after all of that was Batman again...

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bill cipher loses
    Sorry, but cartoon fight club has already decided it 7 years ago. Bill wins

    ?si=6mtPrZQpMSSjy41I

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A-anon…even HE says that Bill couldn’t kill him and only turned him into stone.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well he doesn't have anyway to get out of it so it should count. I mean ultra stated an incap for the chosen undead would count as a win.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember being told that Discord could get out of that though. Hell if I remember correctly Discord did it to himself then immediately broke out just to prove he could. At least that what I was told

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember being told that Discord could get out of that though. Hell if I remember correctly Discord did it to himself then immediately broke out just to prove he could. At least that what I was told

          Petrification alone doesn't work. It has to be harmony hax bullshit to work and even then the comics that came later make him more broken so it doesn't matter.

          Besides Bill's petrification is fricking shit tier as normies were breaking out of it over time.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sooo… where’s Ruby’s island-level power-up to let her beat Maka? The RT crew spent two years working on V9, and Ruby’s most notable feats in it are hating gays and killing herself. Do they not realize that Death Battle is one of the last few marketing opportunities they have left? You’d think they’d give her a super-form, or special move, or do literally anything cool or haxxy with her silver eyes, but it’s like… they just don’t even care? There’s no way Ben and Chad didn’t bring this up with them at least once.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait for volume 10 bro :^)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’ll get TMNT vs RWBY and thats it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think they'll have Maka way higher than expected because of some Fire Force scaling?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The team forgot to boost Ruby and are just enjoying the "fan creations" online. They don't care anymore. Your best hope is the final season which will boost some other character besides Ruby.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a frick?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Umm, a ton of people? Ruby vs Maka is a herald MU, on-par with Kyle vs Simon and Galactus vs Unicron.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bait

          [...]

          is your home, rwbytroon

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's almost certainly not even a rwbytroon from /trash/, they're probably a tourist from the discord come to troll.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is it we keep discussing RWBY anyways

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Kyle vs Simon
          >“Herald MU”
          Never speak again. Ever. That fight is literally astroturfed, no one thinks about it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Half a million views for their Yates track says otherwise
            >b-but Ben said that no one voted fo-
            He lied. They refuse to let Kyle lose due to DC bias, but they’re also aware that literally all of the views for the MU will be coming from Gurren Lagann fans, who won’t like seeing another kid get raped by a Green Lantern again. So instead, they’ll do everything they can to avoid doing the actual fight. I’m an r/whowouldwin veteran, and I’ve seen Gurren Lantern threads going as far back as 2016, so don’t come at me with this whole “fake popularity” propaganda Ben is trying to spread.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              But nobody voted for it

              Also Getter Robo would be better

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Bro!!! The track got a lot of attention!!!
              Because it was a good song, waifushitter.
              >Bro!!! It lost because DC bias!!! Ben lied!!!
              Firstly, Kyle would gape Simon, especially with his ability to make mini source walls. Secondly, the fact that you think Kymon was bigger than AdventureShow, Amonguys or Minecraft speaks volumes on how low your IQ is. Thirdly, you’re already displaying your desperation by going “IT WAS RIGGED!!! IT WAS ALL RIGGED PEOPLE LOVED THAT MU I SWEAR”, yeah, they loved it so much that it hasn’t even shown up on the currently most liked MU’s on the upcoming ballet. You know what is there though? AdventureShow.
              >Bro!!! I use Reddit
              Never reply to me again. We’re done here.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                *on the list of currently most liked
                Sorry, looking at the posts of waifugays makes me drop a couple of IQ points. Their stupidity is contagious.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that you’re (unironically) promoting fricking Fall Guys vs Among Us over THE go-to universe-busting match of all kino tells me enough about what your opinion is worth. And just so you know, Spiral Energy is the sum of ALL willpower in the universe, including Kyle’s, so any increase in Kyle’s power would also increase Simon’s. It’s like how Wally would always be faster than Archie Sonic because of speed steal; Kyle LITERALLY cannot keep up.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                WL Kyle isn't mailnining willpower, non-reader dipshit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s still where the majority of WL’s power comes from. Hell, Blue Lanterns exist solely to buff Green Lanterns, so they’d be out of the fight, too. The Orange Lanterns are literally one guy. The Yellow Lanterns came from Green. The Star Sapphires also came from Green. You’re kidding yourself if you think the entire DC Lantern Corps doesn’t revolve around the Greens.

                >Immediately jumps to defend Simon winning
                Lol. You don’t give a shit about the fight, you just want to get one up on DC through Kyle. The fact that your immediate response to me saying Kyle > Simon (which made up like 1% of my post) was “ACTUALLY! Here’s why Simon could win!” Without actually trying to refute anything else I said except for grossly misrepresenting what I said in regards to the other 2D MU’s being bigger than Kymon (they are) lets me know exactly why you’re defending this dog shit.
                In fact, let’s play a little game. Tell me why you want Simon to fight Kyle instead of the big boy Hal.
                >W-well uhm…th-they both manipulate will!
                So does Hal.
                >Th-they’re both given hand me down powers from another will based figure!
                Also applies to Hal.
                >B-but Kyle is a weeb!
                Not only is that not a connection, it isn’t even remotely relevant since being a fricking dork doesn’t equate to being similar to someone.
                Face it, the entire MU is astroturfed and is only given so much attention because of Yates’ track. The fact that it lost to MU’s with no musical boost AND hasn’t even shown up on the newer ballot yet speaks volumes on how much it’s wanted.

                I just wanna see a universe-sized Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann fight a universe-sized White Lantern construct. Kyle is a White Lantern, while Hal isn’t. And no one likes repeat analyses, so any opportunity to use another Lantern that isn’t Hal, that is equally as strong as him, if not stronger, is an opportunity you shouldn’t waste. There are 6 fricking main Green Lanterns; there’s no reason we need to be forced to stick to just one of them.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Getter Emperor is the better matchup for Simon. Spiral Energy is evolution energy, it's not fricking willpower. You morons didn't even watch the show. SSTTGL is literally just Getter Emperor.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but for some reason people want to see Getter Emperor fight Mazinger Zero.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Getter vs Mazinger is an old rivalry, it's understandable.

                Who the frick is “Getter Emperor”? The OG Gurren Lagann GOAT MU was Demonbane, but obviously DB would prefer a Green Lantern because DC bias, and they’re a bigger pull for views than Demonbane, so GL vs GL is just the more realistic MU to pick.

                PEDObane got debunked because the vsgay in charge of writing about him got caught just making shit up. Getter, as obscure as it is, is atleast a D-tier franchise in terms of casual recognizability, compared to DemonFRAUD, who only exists in vsgay circles. You're right about DB likely just giving Simon Kyle not because of bias but because casual know what a Lantern is. It's a safer choice considering Gurren is past it's time in the spotlight and between all of the matches, Lantern has the highest draw. Doesn't make the match any good though, it's an obvious DC loss plead by manchildren who haven't even watched the show.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s because Mazinger Zero is a Getter Emperor-esque eldritch abomination combined with Mazinger vs Getter rivalries.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick is “Getter Emperor”? The OG Gurren Lagann GOAT MU was Demonbane, but obviously DB would prefer a Green Lantern because DC bias, and they’re a bigger pull for views than Demonbane, so GL vs GL is just the more realistic MU to pick.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick is “Getter Emperor”? The OG Gurren Lagann GOAT MU was Demonbane, but obviously DB would prefer a Green Lantern because DC bias, and they’re a bigger pull for views than Demonbane, so GL vs GL is just the more realistic MU to pick.

                Also, evolution energy IS willpower energy. It is literally humanity’s determination to survive through impossible odds. If it wasn’t willpower, then why was Simon unable to use it early in the show when he lacked confidence in himself?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So might as well pit Shanks against a Lantern since haki also has elements similar to willpower. It's an obvious stretch made to justify the matchup.

                If it really WAS about wanting revenge for Ben, wouldn’t we use Hal instead? HE’s the one that killed Ben, so surely we should be thirsty for HIS blood, not the blood of some other Lantern unrelated to him? We want Kyle because he’s White, and Hal isn’t. Or Simon Baz, he works too. Even better connections-wise. You know, like Simon the Digger, vs Simon the Ni-

                If anything, this makes you guys more pathetic. Actually ducking the smoke. You guy had to stretch the connections between KyMon just so you could have a shot at a B-list Lantern because you KNOW Hal's gonna win. Also you're on Cinemaphile, homosexual. Say the full word. You're already gonna make a racist joke might as well go through with it. Then again, you ARE a Reddittroon. So of course you fall back on moronic bait.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                One Piece doesn’t have universal feats, baka. Green Lanterns do.

                And again, Hal would stand an even WORSE chance against Simon, because he ONLY relies on willpower, which Simon could take for himself. And no, saying the full word just makes you a tryhard. It’s funnier to cut yourself off, like Blackrock agents assassinated you mid-post.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                One Piece doesn’t have universal feats, baka. Green Lanterns do.

                And again, Hal would stand an even WORSE chance against Simon, because he ONLY relies on willpower, which Simon could take for himself. And no, saying the full word just makes you a tryhard. It’s funnier to cut yourself off, like Blackrock agents assassinated you mid-post.

                In regards to one piece, Luffy is better off fighting against someone from JJK,Torikio or maybe some fodder from Naruto

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Firstly, Kyle has never made a construct that large, so your entire reasoning for wanting this drivel is based on fanfiction headcanon regarding his construct abilities. If you wanna see big robots duke it out, then go ask for a Getter MU like a normal pers- sorry, I remembered that you’re a waifugay. Normal is a foreign concept to you.
                Secondly, that is not a legitimate reason for not wanting them to use Hal, who is THE Lantern and is far more known then Kyle (I love him but it’s true). To me, you just look afraid. You want to use the less popular, nearly as strong GL to fight Simon, instead of letting Hal, who would eat the Gurren’s Will for breakfast, take him on. Your only actual reason for not wanting him to be used is because he got an episode already, which is a b***hmade excuse. So either grow a pair and start asking for Hal vs Simon, or admit that this is a crappy fight that’s only asked for by people who know nothing about Kyle and just want revenge for Ben.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it really WAS about wanting revenge for Ben, wouldn’t we use Hal instead? HE’s the one that killed Ben, so surely we should be thirsty for HIS blood, not the blood of some other Lantern unrelated to him? We want Kyle because he’s White, and Hal isn’t. Or Simon Baz, he works too. Even better connections-wise. You know, like Simon the Digger, vs Simon the Ni-

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Baz is a Muslim, you midwit.
                >so surely we should be thirsty for HIS blood, not the blood of some other Lantern unrelated to him?
                Hey, you’re the redditor here. I’m not gonna try and comprehend the logic you all use. It’s the same shit that birthed Simon vs Kyle in the first place. Although if I were a betting man, I’d assume it’d have something to do with the fact that Hal would turn the Getters will into a frisbee and decapitate Simon with said will.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even ignoring that Hal doesn’t have White Lantern status, he’s still just one guy’s will vs an entire universe’s will. Simon would just suck all his willpower up, and unlike Kyle, wouldn’t even have any other Lantern rings to fall back on.

                People are not “scared” of Hal, outside of having him around their kids. They’re picking Kyle because they genuinely want to give the Green Lanterns a fighting chance.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hal
                >stronger than kyle
                delusional

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Immediately jumps to defend Simon winning
                Lol. You don’t give a shit about the fight, you just want to get one up on DC through Kyle. The fact that your immediate response to me saying Kyle > Simon (which made up like 1% of my post) was “ACTUALLY! Here’s why Simon could win!” Without actually trying to refute anything else I said except for grossly misrepresenting what I said in regards to the other 2D MU’s being bigger than Kymon (they are) lets me know exactly why you’re defending this dog shit.
                In fact, let’s play a little game. Tell me why you want Simon to fight Kyle instead of the big boy Hal.
                >W-well uhm…th-they both manipulate will!
                So does Hal.
                >Th-they’re both given hand me down powers from another will based figure!
                Also applies to Hal.
                >B-but Kyle is a weeb!
                Not only is that not a connection, it isn’t even remotely relevant since being a fricking dork doesn’t equate to being similar to someone.
                Face it, the entire MU is astroturfed and is only given so much attention because of Yates’ track. The fact that it lost to MU’s with no musical boost AND hasn’t even shown up on the newer ballot yet speaks volumes on how much it’s wanted.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                simon gigapounds kyle

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go. Back.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I made that matchup popular btw. I posted it as the thread pic as a throwaway match and pretended to like it. Next few days, it was all over reddit. I didn't make the match or the thumbnail, I just found it some guys fanon page. It's a shit matchup that's boosted by being a presumed DC loss and the connections are tenuous as shit. I accidentally gaslit morons into liking it.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's get a REAL Cinemaphile ep

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah there was a new page today wasn't there.

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watched the silver surfer cartoon
    >holy shit it's all coming back
    >was mostly boring as frick because monologue after monologue
    Are the comics like the cartoon? At least it displayed how strong the SS is at least.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      BUT, the music and writing seem like they're for adults. If they made it for late night animation SS would've lasted another season.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honest after Cole vs Alex finally drops this is the only battle I've been wanting since the show started that I need to happen

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please. PIS saved Chickenman's ass. In a straight fight Lalo would curb stomp him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stan could just order Homelander to torch the entire Salamanca estate, and leave no one alive

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lalo

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They’re still getting baited
    Lel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s the only one talking about why Simon would win. If he’s trying to bait then he’s doing a terrible job by being the only one making an argument for either side.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s still getting the attention he wants

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dumbass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I-it’s bait!
      I’ll be honest, I’m mostly just here as an excuse to look up more sexy-ass Kotoka pictures. I DO want Kyle vs Simon tho. I do think Simon should win, but knowing DB, he probably won’t, but if he didn’t, I wouldn’t be mad, since the fight animation would be the guaranteed GOAT either way.

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thumbnail anon if yous around how about, guts berserk vs warlord(dc) when you have the time

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still talking about fanfic shit series that has shitty cgi
    rwby gays need to go.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see https://googology.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_googolisms
    >Large Number Garden Number
    If Goku is Tree level, then Superman is the whole Garden

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Uses lawnmower
      Who's your god now scalinggays?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lawnmower gets clogged with dogshit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are no dogs in the garden

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Requesting Kenny Omega vs John Cena.

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh. Before I go to sleep, might as well drop the G1 blog that near-unanimously says that Simon wins.

    http://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2021/09/death-battle-predictions-simon-digger.html?m=1

    Sooo, suck it.

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moeshit
    ENTER /dbs/!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon White and Pokemon Black

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people think Yugi vs Ash is even remotely fair.
    You've got a loser who only ever once won a pity tournament vs THE KING OF GAMES.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >World Championship
      >Pity tournament
      Anon, Ash even beat Cynthia. He deserves props. That said, Yugi mogs him

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do people think Yugi vs Ash is even remotely fair.
        You've got a loser who only ever once won a pity tournament vs THE KING OF GAMES.

        Ash punches Yugi once and knocks his head of

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry but through Jump Force scaling Yugi scales to Swank DIO.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think DB is "that" stupid to try and use Jump Force as scaling

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh child

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jump Force makes all of our favorite shonen heroes outerversal.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              sorry but they top at planetary

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Our heroes?

                ?si=SLz1GnV60MJC7oVG&t=201
                Solid outerversal level.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nevermind, they're sub-planetary AND sub-20 fps
                What a downgtade

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw Jump Force vs Smash would send both Kirby and Sora to their first loss
                Give me this match, now.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry, but smash wank places them firmly above planetary (jump force cap)

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The time for you to stop downplaying my heros was two posts ago.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll state the true power of your heroes as much as I want: city level

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            who wins, Jump Force scaling vs Smash Bros scaling?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jump Force Scaling stomps because Smash Bros is heavily implied to just be the imagination of a kid playing with his toys while Jump Force is just straight up "LMAO GOKU GO REAL AND BEAT UP THE MANGA MAN"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Childlike Wonder > Depressed and overworked Manga Man

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >8 year old vs 38 year old salaryman
                My money is on mangaman.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                depends, if the kid was 8 years old during smash bros he would be 29 by the time Ultimate's fighter pass 2 was released

                so 38 year old salaryman vs 29 year old autismus maximus

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jump Force. The final boss was a manga creator pretty much.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jump Force easily

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >town level Yugi
            gee what downplay

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mirror Force

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            only if he goes first and sets it

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Swords of Revealing Light.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                only if he goes first and activates them

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Change of Heart.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                only if he goes first anon, can't play spell cards if it's not your turn and Yugi is to early in Yugioh's lifespan to have degenerate hand traps

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                IS
                THAT
                SO

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                only prevents damage to lifepoints, doesn't prevent "Ash physically rips his deck in half"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ash physically rips his deck in half
                >"Ah-ah-ah! You just broke the rules of a Shadow Game! Penalty Game!"
                And then Yugi fricking sets Ash on fire or melts his brain.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ash gets set on fire literally all the time courtesy of charizard and we both know melting his brain does frickall to stop Ash

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                IN Yugioh DM any spell could be used as a quick play. The "Advanced Rules" and Millenium World's Shadow Games also treat every "card" in your hand as always on board so you can activate them whenever.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                what are the latest rules Yugi plays by?
                Also really depends on how any shadowgame is activated, and if Ash doesn't have a counterplay to shadowgames through say, Gengar soul shenanigans

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Millenium World isn't activated, the monsters are real and are just summoned from the shadow realm whenever you feel like calling them, there are no actual rules for Millenium World it is just fights between Egyptian Wizards.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay
                how effectively Ash smashing the millenium puzzle be?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Arguably wouldn't do shit since Yugi in GX still has bullshit magic abilities like sending Jaiden back in time without the puzzle.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dont think Gengar is beating any egyptian god hax

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well Gengar can just turn someone into a ghost and turn them back, even Atem couldn't leave the egyptian afterlife once he got there, took Kaiba levels of autism for anyone to even visit him

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gengar

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                only works on creatures in the graveyard

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you think ghosts are

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                not in the graveyard

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seems pedantic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gengar is a big game changer for Ash. He can even take him out of the millenium puzzle.

                But I think Ash would need something like his Solgaleo to actually have a chance at this.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                plenty of his pokemon scale directly to a bunch of legendaries though
                rotomdex unironically also might have some big hax

                and course, if Ash does manage to set up a situation where it comes down to direct hand to hand combat between him and Yugi, that's a victory condition

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yugi tanked the fire of Ra, I feel like that's beyond anything Ash can actually put out himself.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                terms of physical strength I doubt anyone would argue that Ash can't overpower Yugi and even if he can't break skin due to durability, at minimum choking should work

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is. And it should be beyong what most of his Pokémon have unless you want to be stupid. Pikachu isn't at Arceus, Dialga and Palkia level. At most you can have him at Groudon and Kyogre level but even that for me it's hard to believe.

                Remember Allain got brutally raped by primal Kyogre and Groudon and Ash lost to him.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, what's the biggest we've seen Ra do actually?
                Like no hearsay, actually seen him do?
                Groudon and Kyogre have active kaiju-level feats going for them

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Giving ra scaling to yugi
                Joey survived ra but has human durability.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's DB, they will give him Ra scaling durability
                problem is figuring out exactly what Ra himself is in terms of power, from what I can tell, most of what he does isn't particularly impressive compared to what legendary pokemon get up to

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It oneshot an amped up Diabound that had previously shit stomped the strongest sorcerers in Egypt, but there's not a lot to actually go off of.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's sort of what I mean
                for pokemon at least, Kyogre created a massive tsunami, Mewtwo's telekinesis is strong enough to create a planet wrecking storm etc.
                If you start scaling those are actual things you can scale to, but we've got no idea just how powerful the strongest sorcerers in Egypt are

                it's completely understandable why, Yugioh isn't a series that relies on physical feats nearly as much as Pokemon does, but it does mean if you start actual scaling, more likely than not Pokemon is going to come out on top by a fair margin

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I get where you're coming from, we'd have to go off Marik's uses of Ra, which don't show what it can really do since he never used it in Millenium World, and Yugi only ever used it once, to oneshot a guy that the other gods couldn't beat but aside from just showing up and killing Diabound it doesn't actually do anything. I guess it turned night to day when it did that, but that's about it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cant Yugi summon Holactie who is badically his setting's Arceus?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the problem with that one is that Holactie was only used for one specific purpose, and could only be used for that specific purpose and as a result, only scales against Zorc

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldnt be the first time death battle pulled shit out of context

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess we could dig through card flavor text and them compare attack points from those cards to Ra's average 4k.
                I know there's some 700 atk shitter that can cause tsunamis, but that's a little awkward.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does Joey stand a chance against Guy?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's PIS and Ash has survived blasts from Mewtwo as well. I wouldn't count any of that as legit.

                Scale the high tiers to only their respective high tiers and feats please.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Joey's a freak of nature that beat a Jason Voorhees expy in a fistfight and then burned him to death.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is just a card. They play with holograms.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not in shadow games. They are legit

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, rather than power autism and what have you, how about we discuss something like.
    "Could Enrico Pucci convince Doctor Manhattan to let him go through with his plan to reset the universe so that everyone always knows their fate?"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He would probably be able to because Manhattan is autistic as frick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't Manhattan already want that, sort of?
      Makes you wonder why he doesn't try to make other people like him.

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems that you can meet God in Starfield. The Toddverse just keeps getting stronger...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scans

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw it in a dream, in a Cinemaphile thread.

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weird that they still haven't posted the suggested media for Bill vs Discord.

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if we're going with BS scaling then we can bring Missingno in, who's meta level outstrips literally everything else in fiction by being able to actively defy plot armor, author intent and affect the real world without consent of the creator or consumer

    even for Popeye's author punch, the author had to cooperate to set it up, Missingno however can just nuke your cartridge against your will

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clapped by y2k

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        y2k was prevented though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          through a combined effort of tens of thousands of programmers the world over attempting to stop the destruction of all computers.
          Scaling far above Missingno, who can be defeated by a single romhacker.
          They don't even compare.
          Y2k is metaversal, while MissingNo. caps at 128kb of RAM.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Missingno has been present in some form in all pokemon games, Y2K no longer exists

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              My man is really trying to compare the Anti-Monitor of Computer Code to his fricking cartridge-level threat.
              Get out of here, pleb.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he is unaware

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we still in the first week or is it the second already? The passage of time has lost all of its meaning to me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the first week

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Comparing the guy who manipulates Fate to give him Ws vs the guy who needed Fate to throw him a bone for his Ws

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      only so much he can do though
      Kaiba eked out a win with zero magical abilities of his own through sheer balls

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That only happened because Yugi forced Atem out and stopped the attack.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro are you really counting a blackmail win?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yugi counts it so yes I will count it
          also failing that Joey win from Yugi with zero hax on his side

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean are you really counting it in the context lost in spite of top decking. He WAS going to win until Yugi forced the attack to stop because Kaiba would die. I'm not saying on the record it's an L I'm saying he would have lost even with top decking.
            As for Joey I would assume he didn't Top deck because he wanted to give REBD back and there was no real big threat to require the hax

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly Joey's own requirement to get Red Eyes back was just to prove he's a true duelist, he doesn't ever actually mention needing to beat Yugi to get it back. Hell I don't think he even gets it back until after Millenium World since his deck there was reconstructed from his memory.

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should ash have all of his Pokemon like Mewtwo against yugi?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ash has never had Mewtwo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was an ally for him once. Plus if we're looking at both characters at their absolute peak then it should be fair game to give them the best monsters.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unless Ash put it in a Pokeball, discounting Pikachu ofc, it should not count as his.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, but is solgaleo enough to turn the tide?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              going just by actual feats of the most powerful things Yugioh has, even just dragonite is sufficient

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would give him his Solgaleo. It only fair to give him his strongest Pokémon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Imo if he didnt pokeball em then he cant get em

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yugi still needs to sleep so Bulbasaur with sleep powder should do the trick

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    does ash have any pokemon with thief? because stealing one held item from someone would have utterly hilarious implications

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why would ash and yugi kill each other?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you really asking that?
      Yami would murder the frick out of Ash for accidentally spilling his drink on him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the Yugi. Standard Yugi it could be something like Ash accidentally damaging his Grandpa's card shop or some comical misunderstanding at a tcg tournament gathering where Ash or Yugi are disqualified for using the wrong cards

      Season 0 Yugi would just immediately jump to going SAW mode over whatever.

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why whenever Ash vs Yugi is debated here the Ash supporter always has Ash OOC and has him do stuff he wouldn't normally do

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's DB, everyone is OOC, Batman kills someone

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's the only thing they allow, that's why they went on that whole thing about Batman creating a gun to win being OOC in Batman vs Black Panther

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't really see how Ash is OOC anywhere though
          him being smart with what his pokemon can do is not OOC, he's not been an idiot since a long time and his final characterization has him highly experienced and capable
          nor is him punching someone, he's done that plenty of times, with varying degrees of success

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason people forget stuff like Mind Crush is a penalty game, not something Yugi can just do whenever.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not something Yugi can do whenever
        In the regular anime doesnt he do it against that rando guy who was going after Tea in a flashback?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but the actual penalty that guy got was being burned to death for trying to kidnap Tea.
          You get the penalty if you cheat or lose.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They haven't read/watched the manga or anime. Saying stuff like yugi is mftl when he would get killed by a incoming train or was about to get killed by bakura and his gun until the millennium puzzle came into play.

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly attacking Yugi isn't even Ash's only wincon, it might be his best option but due to the whole Ba system in Millenium World,if Ash can destroy enough of Yugi's monsters it would eventually kill him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yugi can always sit on Marshmallon and focus on backrow

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        True and he has Marshmallon glasses so Ash would have to attack it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yugi can always sit on Marshmallon and focus on backrow

          plenty of pokemon moves hit multiple opponents though in double battles, would this not apply?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Marshmallon forces all monsters to attack it, I'd have to check how marshmallon interacts with things like diffusion wave motion since that's the closest aproximation in Yugioh.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That would probably work, but I couldn't find Glasses vs Diffusion Wave which would provide a better interpretation of the effect.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually that's kind of crazy and I didn't think of that. The way defense position works in YGO means unless Marshmallon's effect is negated or another effect destroys it then it can't be destroyed by a monster attack period even if it's significantly higher.
          The main counter would be something with the Mold Breaker ability which I don't know if Ash has

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I checked Konami's offical "decklists" for Yugi in his main tournaments and the ceremonial duel, and boy does he apparently have a lot of direct monster destruction spells in his battle city deck

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRING ME YOUR STRONGEST ROBOT WARRIOR

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gets mowed down by V1

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bite my shiny metal ass, dweeb-bot

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets disintegrated by Jenny

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shockwave solos entire verse.

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starscream is afraid of Shockwave.

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    New thread

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    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kymon OP pic
      >Thread isn’t even at bump limit yet
      Return to your site, redditor.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s what the people want

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          *laugh track intensifies*
          People stopped requesting it when they found out DC won. It was a spite match

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, the people wanted it so badly. That’s why it won the poll right? The people actually want Mordecai and Rigby vs Finn and Jake, Galactus vs Unicron, and Anne vs Luz I guess.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Speaking of which:
            REAL new thread. Migrate when necessary.

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