Death Battle

Next fight is Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) vs Discord (MLP) on Sept 11.
Speedy has his pet black guy, DJTiki, do his fighting for him.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    Sup. I'll be fishin today but send requests anyways

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy yourself, T Anon. Catch some big ones for us.

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        For the anons back home

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn that's actually pretty good

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          fishkino

        • 9 months ago
          DoctorGreen

          you got a big one

        • 9 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          You now scale above fish.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gotta catch em all!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice trout. Is that a stocked lake?

          • 9 months ago
            Thumbnail Anon

            Nah its coastal

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          TNanon vs Moby Dick when?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Devilman vs Hellboy OP
      Very nice, I'm already feeling the spooky season.

      Good day Thumbman. To commemorate the beginning of Ms. Cinemaphile 2023, I would like to request the Side Tournament Battle Royale (Phoenix Wright vs Matias Torres vs Hank Hill vs Doctor Doom).
      > I'll be fishin today
      Have fun and happy hunting (fishing).

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Verrry niceu Thumb-chan. It's funny that three of these characters scale to Marvel high tiers (except one of them is a Marvel high tier).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      where to vs riko

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shueisha piece of shit CEO vs Akio Iyoku.

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hiro Amanokawa & Gammamon (Digimon) vs Gash Bell & Kiyomaro Takamine (Gash Bell)
      And more importantly, enjoy your fishing.

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice, thanks TNanon! Probably the best match up both of them can get.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Masane Amaha (Which Blade Anime) vs Kryuin Satsuki (Kill La Kill)

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Amazing work.

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      The Fuga Tank vs The Rocket Slime Tank

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thumbnail Anon vs Largemouth Bass

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asta vs Mash

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      >I'll be fishin
      danm troll

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You vs The fish you caught

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kirby vs. Garou
      Surprised I've never seen this matchup mentioned actually

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No real connection sounds like a good reason.
        Garou only ever copied Bomb's style, and he already knew Bang's style as he was a student. Vastly different to Kirby who has over 20 different Copy abilities and I want to say a dozen combined copy abilities from 64 so even if we want to compare that to Garou's fused style...style...he would still fall short variety wise to make it seem worthwhile.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just fact-checking but that's not true even in the manga. He has copied many martial art styles and absorbed them into his own.
          The manga version after his transformation also gains the ability to copy much wilder abilities just by seeing them, such as warp portal creation, and even whatever it is that makes Saitama so strong, to the point that he repeatedly approaches Saitama's "power level" or whatever but Saitama is always improving even faster.

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          KIRBY NOOOOOO
          RUN

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        All else aside can't Kirby just eat him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Julius Reinhold vs Max the Butler

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squirell Girl vs Makotp (Blazeblue)

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      21 Savage vs Twenty One Pilots vs 2NE1

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ben 10 vs Luffy

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Thumbnail Anon

          alt

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mufasa vs Shere Khan

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gmork (The Never-Ending Story) vs Borra (Caravan of Courage)

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Raoh vs Yuugi Hoshiguma

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garou vs Neh Buh Loh

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That image of a real horse giving you the side eye bedroom eyes vs. the gay bear from Baldur's Gate 3

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      bitches who cannot let shit go vs guys who insist on arguing about pointless shit

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol a fitting end to the thread

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            no it isn't

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cyberdemon (1993) vs Cyberdemon (2005) vs Cyberdemon (2016)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whitebeard vs Davy Jones

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Interested, which Davey Jones?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          From the Monkees

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          OP here. POTC version

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red Guy (Cow and Chicken) vs Red Guy (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much longer until someone posts a fate pic captioned "the strongest"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fate
      Who?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the weakest

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...but enough about Fate

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            ... completely mogging gojobber.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              ...in the amount of weakness.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... discussion of limitfull.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...leaving Fate behind in the dust.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... in terms of weaknesses.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...because they have too many to count.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... for gojo and his limited understanding.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...because their weakness is far higher than infinite.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... allowing them to surpass gojo's finite powers and beat his ass.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...where they realize that having infinite weakness makes instantly lose.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... which is why gojo lost.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...but enough about Fate's delusions.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... of gojo ever being able to win.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...because that's what happens in reality.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...:gojo losing horribly and getting raped.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...only exists in Fate delusions.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... but then gojo was made real and got violated by GILGAMESH, THE STRONGEST

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...until he realized the one being violated was him by a teenage girl with a vote fetish.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >vote fetish
                NO NO GOJO YOU WERE DOING FINE
                AND NOW YOU'VE BUNGLED IT UP WITH A POLITICS LINE.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't help Nasu's writing

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...until he realized the one being violated was him by a teenage girl with a vote fetish.

                ...and it turned out that both of you were fodder to raven. Bye bye

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...Said Raven before she got her anus perforated by Slade again.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE STRONGEST!!!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying KISSLESSku could hook up with any girl when the only one he got was head over heels in love with him

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bill fights someone like him but better. His only trump card is one sentence that states something about 11D beings. He won't win. But if this season taught me everything, everything is possible.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >instead of getting noel vs aigis, we'll get aigis vs kos mos.
    >Instead of getting gojo vs makima, we'll get gojo vs cyclops
    >Instead of getting shulk vs lightning, we'll get shulk vs sora
    >Instead of getting kratos vs Dante, we'll get kratos vs Doomslayer
    >Instead of getting samus vs chief, we'll get samus vs mega man x
    >Instead of getting Hellboy vs Nero, we'll get Hellboy vs devilman
    >Instead of getting zero vs meta knight, we'll get riku vs meta knight.
    >Instead of getting Adam Jensen vs Connor, we'll get ghost in the shell vs deus ex
    >instead of getting Freddy vs pennywise, we'll get Freddy vs Candyman.
    Why is death battle so bad at listening to fans? Ben can't be this deaf right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Freddy vs Candyman is goood though

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's the joke.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don’t care
      >Bad
      >Good
      >Funny
      >Good
      >Good
      >Good
      >Don’t care
      >Don’t care
      I don’t see the issue here.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Instead of asura vs beerus, we'll get asura vs atrocious
      >Instead of Ben 10 vs beast boy, we'll get Ben 10 vs Jaden yuki
      >Instead of ash vs zatch bell, we'll get ash vs yugi
      >Instead of junko vs the joker, we'll get junko vs the riddler
      >instead of phoenix wright vs makoto/Saul, we'll get Harvey birdman vs ace attorney
      >Instead of she-hulk/supergirl vs sailor moon, we'll get she-hulk vs Supergirl (wow).
      Holy shit death battle should be cancelled already.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He thinks he’ll get Junko vs Riddler instead

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can Springtrap even fight?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He fights the same way Jason and Michael myers can fight

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      of getting gojo vs makima
      Frick off

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is probably the joke.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Noel vs Aigis
      >Shulk vs Lightning
      >Kratos vs Dante
      >Samus vs Chief
      >Adam Jensen vs Conner
      These are all shit, insanely shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the community wanted matches are shit
        >Conner
        Nice try bot.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot to include Gojo vs Makima in there.

        >the community wanted matches are shit
        >Conner
        Nice try bot.

        >Because the community wants them…they’re good!
        Community wanted fights are a mixed bag. Sometimes they’re good (Gordon vs Isaac), and sometimes they’re dogshit (Shulk vs Lightning). There’s no point in treating them all like gospel or demonic hell spawn unless you want to purposefully be a contrarian.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the community wanted matches are shit
        >Conner
        Nice try bot.

        Adam Jensen should fight V. Connor is for Officer K

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          V is for the courier you mean.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Courier is for Postal Dude

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >person 1 vs person 1's ripoff from a different series
      Why do you want this? The only good one of these was Snake vs Sam. I want weird compatibility shenanigans, not power level wankage.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is with them putting literal whos or capeshit into popular matchups instead of just doing the matchup?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speedy will lead us to victory.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SPEDy will shit and piss and cope his way to victory.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is the mouth where the neck is? That is uncanny

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are these threads and why do they always get so many replies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Battleboarding
      What is your favorite character

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mm maybe Jason Voorhees

        Chubby mexicans arguing about their favorite shonen/capeshit characters winning in hypothetical fights

        The conversations go so fast. I thought the threads would be focused on discussing the OP fight.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It varies. Hellboy vs Devilman is a good fight. BUT, it’s also one that’s obvious in Devilman winning.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine if I told you some random anime shitter beats up Jason and steals his wife
          That's how these threads get so many replies
          CAPTCHA: MYNTR

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            But I’m his wife

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gilgamesh BEATS YOUR HUSBAND and TAKES YOU

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                NOO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chubby mexicans arguing about their favorite shonen/capeshit characters winning in hypothetical fights

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chubby
        Why did you say it like that? Just use fat, “chubby” implies that there’s cuteness in their weight.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe they are cute, we don’t know

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guts should have beat dimitri
    Ryuko should have beat shadow
    Killua should've have killed misaka

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, three incorrect statements in a row. Impressive.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what MUs would Kratos win that actually give him a good challenge? Dante would speedblitz, Asura would oneshot, and imo there's too big of a gap in strength with Doomslayer that would probably make it too easy for Kratos, maybe he's just one of the unlucky characters, I mean Dr Doom shitstomps most of his MUs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about Earth’s Mightiest Heroes Thor? He’s not busted like the comic version.
      >uhm ackshually Thor is a jobb-
      Odinforce, b***h.

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      You know what I think they're actually going to do?

      I think they're going to have Wonder Woman kill him, because they love using Wonder Woman, and Kratos wank has put him right in the bracket for her to kill.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is a dedicated homosexual in the Youtube comments who posts Kratos vs Wonder Woman every video. But only one.

        • 9 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Wouldn't surprise me if he was a Death Battle researcher.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kain from Legacy of Kain. He can also beat scorpion from mk.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Asura would oneshot
      Huh?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, gay. Kratos doesn't stand a chance against the strongest character ever created in the history of videogames

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That just ends in boyrape bro.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But Kratos would have to earn that boyrape, just like he used to in Sparta

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'M GREEK homieAAAAA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zagreus with boons probably?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has extremely modest and unremarkable feats for a god, which puts him a very awkward place.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you don't understand, that gremlin is massively faster than light and can shatter universes with a touch

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironic max Wank Doomguy would be a good challenge if you accept max wank Kratos.

      Only problem is that I think Kratos caps at about Multiverse or whatever and Doomguy scales above a guy who makes Multiverses on accident and realms that exist beyond "dimension" so I dunno.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Alpha of Awe
    The Brute of Brawn
    The Cultivator of Class
    The Duke of Domination
    The Emperor of Eloquence
    The Fiercest of Fighters
    The Greatest of Glory
    The Height of Heroism
    The Imperator of Intellectualism
    The Jarl of Justice
    The King of Knights
    The Lord of Loquaciousness
    The Master of Mortality
    The Naysayer of Noobs
    The Overlord of Obituaries
    The Prince of Passion
    The Que-hagen of Quixote
    The Ruler of Ruination
    The Sultan of Smite
    The Taskmaster of Trembles
    The Undertaker of Ubiquity
    The Vaeyen of Vociferousness
    The Warranter of Weaklings
    The Xenophobe of Xenogeny
    The Yardmaster of Yesteryear
    The Zhar of Zoroastrianism

    The Apex Predator of the Multiverse
    GRIPard the CRUSHING
    INSURMOUNTABLEard the UNSURPASSABLE
    INDOMITABLEard the UNYIELDING
    DIAMONDard the TANK
    MAELSTROMard the TITANIC
    COLOSSUSard the LEVIATHAN
    MONSTERard the TERRIFYING
    PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGrard the INTIMIDATING
    AESTHETICard the BEAUTIFUL
    CRIMSONard the LEGEND
    The Alabaster Titan, The Fist of Justice, The Zenith of Power, The Unstoppable, The Immovable, The Ultimate Warrior, The All-Seeing, The Army of One.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      who

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spider man is city le-ACK!

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could probably kill beat Magneto.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kneeling as we speak

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thinking about it, yeah it doesn't sound like it would be that hard.
      Just walk up to him unthreateningly and then open an artery with like a ceramic knife before he realizes you're there to hurt him.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would Magneto let a random non-mutant get in his personal space? He bullied a construction worker for a day because he felt like it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk maybe he's out getting coffee

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You get scaled to gorillion times ftl and planet busting because you killed magneto

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go to bed Shiki

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          *chop*

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but metal is virtually everywhere so if he were to catch you sneaking up on him, he'd have no issue defending himself.
        But it's true that a lot of casters or people who don't have enhanced durability can simply be picked off in a stealthy way.
        Hawkeye or Green Arrow could take down a shitload of metas by simply sniping them.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But that's just it.
          Everyone tries to go after Magneto with like plastic guns and shit, but then he just brings the metal from.... everything around him and uses that instead.
          imo you can't kill Magneto if he knows you're coming.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the significance of starting you post with an ellipsis itt

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It means you're doing a playground level meme from people who care about dragon ball in 2023

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shichibukai vs Espada vs Akatsuki
    All original, no extra members (So no Obito Madara, Zetzu, no Aizen's group, and only the original 7 warlords. If you want you can include the other warlords if you think it makes it more fair)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can't see ghosts.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lets assume for the sake of the debate they can

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How strong is their libido? I assume boa would take a fair amount of members if any of them are remotely straight. The illusion tech of the Akatsuki are their biggest strength to getting the other factions to frick off. Bleach team relies on their esoteric properties to btfo the rest.
          The way I see it:
          One piece team has to synergize well to win
          Naruto team has to spam illusions to like them all up
          Bleach team has their shinigami properties to possibly coast to a win.

          The winners should be decided on their teamwork and weaknesses rather than some clutch.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can never figure out how strong/fast/durable Spider-Man is. Everyone says he holds back but the only feat they mention is him punching scorpions jaw off. Anyone that can give me a good 411?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Country level via scaling to firelord and hulk

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-Man's strength is whatever the writer feels like making it.
      In one story he can single handedly stop a Hulk rampage, in another an angry mob almost beats him to death.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's superhumanly strong in the 20-50 ton range usually. Some of his better feats are supporting the Bugle at the end of the Clone Saga, or lifting a subway car to smash a hand ninja, going toe to toe with Firelord and beating him down(symbiote enhanced though), stopping Hulk and Juggernaut, but he holds back because he's massively against killing, and while he's more durable than a regular human, he takes large beatings in the interest of not just ending his lesser villains permanently. He tends to go harder against stronger guys like Sandman, Lizard, and Scorpion, but he still holds back so he doesn't do like Otto did and rip Scorpion's jaw off with a right hook. The upcoming storyline might show just how dangerous he can be as Spider-Goblin, but since the ball has been dropped so much recently, I wouldn't expect that much.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I just did some research on Gojo. I didn't know how overpowered this Black person was. Holy shit. He is what Superman fans want Superman to be.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        GODjo? Tanked that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That did nothing to him.

        Overhyped and only able to win against shitters? Maybe you should do your research on Gojo by, I don’t know…READING THE MANGA instead of looking at Reddit respect threads.

        Maybe you should start taking your own advice instead of posting out of context shit like this

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          1. I didn’t even post that
          2. That attack would’ve killed him if he didn’t regenerate.
          3. Eternal reminder that Sukuna is dicking around while Gojo is going all out.
          You remember that time Gojo got mindbroken by a powerless human? Or that time when the only thing he could do in Shibuya was merk one shitter Curse (who got gangbanged by Toji and Yuji previously) before getting contained?
          He’s a strong character, but you’re genuinely a non-reader if you think he’s broken beyond “you can’t touch me” tactics and good healing. His big fight with Sukuna is blowing apart concrete floors and making gashes/holes in buildings.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's like saying he wouldn't have hit him if he didn't attack him. You don't even have a point. Yes if he defends, he protects himself from death. If he looks at his opponent, he can see him.
            >Gojo going all out
            Gojo is standing in one place laughing his ass off and making sarcastic goofy remarks taunting Sukuna. Meanwhile Sukuna is monologuing in his mind about how Hollow Purple still disintergrated his arm even though he braced for it, it would have ultimately killed him if point blank.
            >holes in buildings
            >shitter doesn't even know AP and AOE are
            lmao

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gojo is going to die.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overhyped and only able to win against shitters? Maybe you should do your research on Gojo by, I don’t know…READING THE MANGA instead of looking at Reddit respect threads.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jobs to reality warping
      >jobs to hax
      >jobs to speed
      >jobs to timestop

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take your own advice

        Overhyped and only able to win against shitters? Maybe you should do your research on Gojo by, I don’t know…READING THE MANGA instead of looking at Reddit respect threads.

        Read it instead of guessing what's happening.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >jobs to reality warping
          >jobs to hax
          >jobs to speed
          >jobs to timestop

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That still isn’t me.

          I HATE GOJO DEBATES, I HATE PEOPLE WHO WANK HIM, I HATE PEPOPLE WHO DOWNPLAY HIM, TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE FOR FRICKS SAKE

          I agree that both Gojo wank AND Gojo downplay is moronic. It’s either
          >Bro, Gojo is immune to EVERYTHING!!! He can’t be hit by nothing and can erase you from reality!!!!! Everything about him is infinite!!!
          Or
          >Bro, GoJOBBER is SHIT. He loses to baby tier reality warping
          There’s some middle ground to be made.

          That's like saying he wouldn't have hit him if he didn't attack him. You don't even have a point. Yes if he defends, he protects himself from death. If he looks at his opponent, he can see him.
          >Gojo going all out
          Gojo is standing in one place laughing his ass off and making sarcastic goofy remarks taunting Sukuna. Meanwhile Sukuna is monologuing in his mind about how Hollow Purple still disintergrated his arm even though he braced for it, it would have ultimately killed him if point blank.
          >holes in buildings
          >shitter doesn't even know AP and AOE are
          lmao

          I wasn’t trying to make a point, I was simply pointing that out.
          >Gojo is standing in one place laughing his ass off and making sarcastic goofy remarks taunting Sukuna.
          Damn…I guess the peanut gallery was just lying when they said that Gojo was giving it his all in this battle, meanwhile Sukuna is coasting around the entire time.
          >N-no that doesn’t count because…
          Because? Go on, try and explain it away. Do you also want to talk about how Gojo lost his arm to an attack that only made a gash in a building?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just read the latest chapter again. Gojo is smiling the whole time being smug and not struggling at all. You're welcome to prove how that is somehow "going all out". Especially since Sukuna himself is shitting his pants and having inner monologues saying Gojo would have killed him if he didn't get lucky.
            >that doesn't count
            What doesn't count? The dude toying with his opponent laughing at him?
            >still doesn't understand AP and AOE
            lol Darkseid and Superman are multiversal yet can only blow chunks off buildings at times too. This happens with every character in fiction. AP doesn't equal AOE, your low IQ is showing again.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Peanut gallery confirms Gojo is giving it his all
              >Gojo running his CE, RCT and Domain usage dry confirms he’s giving it his all
              >This doesn’t count because he’s smiling real big
              He’s a wienery man. Even when he was contained he had a smile on his face, doesn’t mean that he still wasn’t in a shitty situation. Doesn’t take away from the fact that he’s been on the backfoot majority of the fight.
              >But Sukuna-
              Isn’t even using his supposed super powerful trump card or anything beyond his basic techniques and Megumi’s summons. Him shitting himself ONCE (technically twice since Mahoraga probably had to change his diaper after he got gut checked) doesn’t take away from the fact that he isn’t even giving it his all.
              >But Superman-
              Building level attack = building level AP, regardless of who you are in fiction. That cut couldn’t even cleave through the entirety of the building it hit, which makes it far more embarrassing for Gojo.
              Remember when he said he’d win against Sukuna btw? I do.
              Like I said, he’s a strong character and would more than likely win against characters like Kakashi, but this current fight against Sukuna is making all of his hype start to evaporate.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            But baby tier reality warping DOES rape gojo

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gojo isn't going all out because he doesn't want to murder Megumi.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you had used this excuse before he tried to kill Sukuna five different times, it’d make sense.

              >Damn…I guess the peanut gallery was just lying when they said that Gojo was giving it his all in this battle, meanwhile Sukuna is coasting around the entire time.
              ...it's the fricking peanut gallery. They've been shocked at every turn in the fight because Gojo was pulling shit they didn't think possible.

              If they’re looking at a fight between power levels they’ve never even fathomed before, and their thoughts are “we need to get in there and save Gojo’s ass”, what should that tell you?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They only think that because of Mahoraga lmao, when Yuta decides to intervene, his logic is just to keep the two shikigami occupied while Gojo handles Sukuna. You are a hilariously dishonest downplayer.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you forget about the panel where they’re pissing their britches over the thought of Gojo losing? Or how they didn’t want to lose Yuta in the first place because they were worried about him AND Gojo going down?
                Maho was part of it, but their main reasons for going in initially were:
                >It looks like Sukuna is on the ropes
                And
                >Gojo is getting his shit pushed in

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they’re pissing their britches over the thought of Gojo losing
                That's natural you dumbass. None of them, besides Kashimo, want the smoke with Sukuna.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Damn…I guess the peanut gallery was just lying when they said that Gojo was giving it his all in this battle, meanwhile Sukuna is coasting around the entire time.
            ...it's the fricking peanut gallery. They've been shocked at every turn in the fight because Gojo was pulling shit they didn't think possible.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he isn't even nigh-omnipotent
        >he doesn't transcend fiction and cause real life casualties
        LOL

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          huh?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it time, uh? Time for Accelerator vs Gojo to be used? Seems about right.

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Not even Raven tier. Get this weakling out of here!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      JOBs to a teleporter with a scissors

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE GOJO DEBATES, I HATE PEOPLE WHO WANK HIM, I HATE PEPOPLE WHO DOWNPLAY HIM, TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE FOR FRICKS SAKE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because Goku, Superman, all these other frauds have jobbed on screen. Gojo never has and is actively laughing in the face of his enemies and that makes you all seethe.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        can't wait until the mc soul punches gojo so hard he dies

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to see a Bomberman (White Bomber) vs. Dig Dug (Taizo Hori) remake.
    I heard they barely did any research during season 1, plus there’s been more Bomberman releases since that episode’s debut. They can probably make it look way better animation-wise too.
    I love both series, so that’s why I’d like to see a remake.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Outside of Hellboy or Viola who would be a good match up against Nero?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This thread got moving again the second Gojo was mentioned
    Fricking hell what a shitshow

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      GODjo owns these threads

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        MIDjo

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gojo
          GODjo
          GOATjo
          owns these threads

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He is going to die to Makima.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, Urahara.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is going to get meme’d so hard if he bites it against Suckcoomer and Kenjackoff takes over his body.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >needs Gojo's body to be of any use
                He will win in the end

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Getting your body taken over by a dude who got a fat load blown in him (possibly multiple times)
                >”winning”
                Yeah uh huh.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                qrd?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kenjaku is Yuji’s mommy. He took over her body, got his/her c**t destroyed by Yuji’s dad, and then pissed off. If he takes over Gojo’s body, Gojo will have someone who got their pussy obliterated piloting him.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus Christ I just read up on this
                So the bad guy of jjk got himself impregnated gl give birth to the mc??????

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is the gayest thing I've read this entire year.
                I always knew Gaygay Akutami was a sussy fricker, but this basically confirms he smokes dick.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not like that is happening when Gojo btfos both of them

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The story is shaping up to be Kenjakum (Forma de Creampied Gojo) and Slurpkuna (Forma de Aki) vs Yuji and the gang. If Gojo doesn’t get taken over, then Yuta is going to job and have his body stolen.

                Jesus Christ I just read up on this
                So the bad guy of jjk got himself impregnated gl give birth to the mc??????

                Yes. He had to fully give birth to Yuji too btw. He couldn’t brainhop midway because that’d probably just kill his entire plan.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hope Yuta doesn't job, I like him

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't take jjk seriously anymore, knowing that the main villain had to bodyswap into a woman, get on her knees, and start sucking dick

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yuji
                >getting a victory
                >doing anything in general
                Nice fanfiction. Nobara being alive is more likely at this point

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is he capable of actually killing her?
              I guess you could make an argument that she could tank information overload based on her being weird and being able to remember things that were deleted from existence by Chainsaw Man. But I don't know how she would do damage to him either.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, he can mindbreak her with the info and it sticks, right?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cosmos can do the same thing yet Makima wasn’t afraid of her. Actually I forget if Makima has a contract with her

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would that make her unaffected? It's based on overloading the brain to the point it can't react to new stimuli, not remembering things or erasing memory.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mostly that the horsemen's consciousness is inhuman so it's a question whether it would have the same effect on them as it does to normal people, and also represents resistance to to mental tinkering.
                There is a regular devil who has a similar power.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cosmo devil right? She used it on Santa Claus who is another devil.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's worth noting that the horsemen are the only known characters to remember the erased concepts. I think your average devil is affected too.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It has the same effects on curses, I don't see why devils would be immune for being inhuman

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            gojob

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weebs are ninnies

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to discuss the dsicord fight withought getting banned to /mlp/?

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Just say the fight is between Bill and Q.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the horses and barbieshit solo your favorite verse

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite verse is SCP, chud

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a bunch of deviantart OCs donutsteeles
        >a real verse

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it-it isn't a re-real verse
          Cry more horsefricker

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ben 10 negs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gets outskilled in the realm of reality warping

        lol

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2-A vs 1-C
          Please, don't act like the primordial glue stands a chance

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >idw shit
          Not canon

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't have at least mftl+ movement
          >only tier 2
          >only universal range
          Take this mid out of here

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >2-A vs 1-C
            Please, don't act like the primordial glue stands a chance

            >doesnt know

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's just another form of the "l-likely far higher..." cope, it's meaningless even within their forums

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't he move so fast in the comic that he fricked up time Superman style?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >All that just to stand against your Tribal Chief

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a bunch of deviantart OCs donutsteeles
      >a real verse

      Hold on, why are these pages different?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Barbie Twi and Horse Twi are different characters

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I see

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My universe (K-On!) is a funny show about girls playing music. It's not meant for fighting. Also, Ritsu best girl.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My universe (K-On!)
        /misc/ is that way

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who can defeat him?

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait is Gojob Gojobbing in Jobjobsu Sighsen?

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring me the Batter.

  26. 9 months ago
    Numbthail Anon

    Tis' I, the evil opposite of Thumbnail Anon, request me to make a thumbnail, and I shall make the lowest quality crustiest thumbnail possible! Muhahahahaha!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Race war 2030

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Discord vs Bill. Requesting for it to be extra crusty please, so much so that you can barely even tell who the characters are.

      • 9 months ago
        Numbthail Anon

        Here you go anon, DSIcord vs Bill Cipher.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perfect. I’m using this as the OP pic for next week Sunday.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go back to zee vs wanda
    >wandasisters are crying about the result
    It took too long but finally it happened

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The bleach fights are now full of salt in the comments section

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      One came crying here immediately and even stayed a few weeks lol

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that Guts is off the table, who should Kirito fight now? Kite? Haseo? Ains? Haru from Accel World (the SAO creators other work)? Roxas (lol what the frick)?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is going to be Neo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like one of the dot hack boys, but it's going to some Neo or some isekai shitter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only opponent ever even alluded to by the crew was Captain N, which I think was pitched a couple times as a sort of half-joke match. They don't seem to like him VS Neo, they've intentionally spared Guts, and all the other MUs require Kirito to carry the view count which won't happen given that barely anyone's spoken about SAO in the west since 2016. The only other one that comes to mind is Roxas (KH) but that's not super high up the list for either character.
      Maybe they'll do him VS Scott Pilgrim when the anime drops cause that's slightly more fair than giving Scott to Travis

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a frick, is SOA even relevant anymore?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never was

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sons of Anarchy? It has a prequel going I think

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The kino fight would be that one webtoon character thats essentially Kirito but a asiatic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        From Solo Leveling? Man, Sung Jinwoo was broken.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that every webtoon character?

  29. 9 months ago
    Numbthail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am deeply tempted to make a thread with this as the OP.

  30. 9 months ago
    Numbthail Anon
  31. 9 months ago
    Numbthail Anon

    Some extra crust.

  32. 9 months ago
    Numbthail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHO WILL OUTPLAP

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Discord never stood a chance.

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      ENOUGH
      I make the rules around here. Now, kneel!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lost to powerless kids
      pathetic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does this guy look like a kid to you?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          In practice the difference between a kid and adult is minutia compared to the divide between the m6 and discord who is plenty able to clown on them while they in turn would clown on the pines.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think that's true. Ford is way smarter than anyone in horse show

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Taste the divine fury of Excaliber you filthy serpent

    • 9 months ago
      Numbthail Anon
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Taste the divine fury of Excaliber you filthy serpent

        Terumi would be better for Gilgamesh not Saber.
        >Spikey and Down hair
        >Arrogant
        >Known as a legendary hero, but is actually a huge butthole
        >Chains
        >Divine Armor/Suit
        >One of the strongest characters in the setting but still finds ways to job
        >Clairyoance (Gil naturally has this, and there's Terumi observing all the possibilities of the continuum shift)

  35. 9 months ago
    Numbthail Anon

    Who wins this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      1
      There is nothing before A while there's multiple infinities (all integers, real numbers, and fractions between 0 and 1) that 1 transcends.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You fool, that means A can move in a dimension before the rest existed giving it inmeasurable speed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A is subordinate to 1. 1 is the very ordinate determining A's relevance to this matchup

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A is the concept
        1 is the abstraction

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          A is just a phoneme, anon. You're being distracted and mindbroken by a mere symbol

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao this what 1 wankers unironically believe???

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no argument
              Concession accepted. The first has become last, so sayeth the 1

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >concession A-
                Got you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >b-but you used the phoneme like the slave it is
                Literally mindbroken moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still using it
                A owns you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that which you use like the slave it is... 'owns' you
                And you will own nothing and be 'happy', cuck

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's muh slave!!!!
                Please, are 1ers truly this delusional?
                You're not nearly a big enough number to sustain that ego.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                How many times do you plan to concede, lettercuck?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ignoring argument
                I knew numbermen were bad at reading, but not THIS bad!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No argument to ignore, tard.
                You started at 1 concession, what's 1 more?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seems you still can't read, 1tard. Should've played less with your calculator.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still no argument
                A moron you are. 1 more concession.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And that's A concession from you. Any more left, numberfricker?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no concession given
                >c-c-c-concession!
                Defeated in 1. It's over, time for ZZZZ

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >conceding again
                Too easy, numberlover. All too easy.

              • 9 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Get munched, numeral uno. You will NEVER be a letter chad.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Letter A vs the Number 1 is just Yhwach vs Ichigo.

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      A, duh.
      They don't put "1" on the report cards.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A-Alpha
      Nuff said

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is it with Korean and Chinkshit having main characters that all essentially have the same fricking name
    Like, shit on Japan all you like but at least "Luffy, Naruto and Ichigo" are super distinct.
    How the frick do you expect me to tell me Han Jeehans from my Sung Jinwoos?
    Don't even get me started on chinkshit, holy frick everyone looks the same and has a name like 1 character different from everyone else.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposed to be some sort of ancestral system for why their names are all similar. You have to become non-chinese (marry a foreigner) to escape that system as a form of disgrace.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That happened a long time ago

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Generic gamer/MMO/RPG/etc. powers are a plague

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese modern literature creators grew up with western media. That sort of naming is the direct result of that (as we westerners like to name our characters something that stands out). Korea and China were less exposed than Japan, so they'll keep the names to something more traditional

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remembering the My Hero Academia characters by their actual non-Hero names was fricking impossible for me.

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Remembering the My Hero Academia characters by their actual non-Hero names was fricking impossible for me.

      God, me too. No stressed syllables plus 3 or more syllables means Japanese names are a nightmare to remember. For every Taro Honda there's an Akimitsu Ryosuke.

      Stressed syllables is why we won WW2..

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy is a distinct name because it isn't a name

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are one piece names in reverse order?

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behold, I will destroy those who wield 'a'. Their power is worthless in reference to my own! To be forced to rely on the power of 'a'... I've conquered such compulsions!

    Now, witness my full power, and tremble!

    1gods, rise up!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A simple minded post born out of simple minded convictions.
      Your precious little number exists because A permits it, and it will end because A demands so.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >'A'nonymous.
      It's over, the gAme wAs rigged from the stArt, 1bro.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all of our posts have begin with 1
        anon, I... I think we were in checkmate from the start

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your silly number is ephemeral, waiting to be replaced.
          A is omnipresent.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >A is the first letter of the alphabet
            >first
            >#1
            checkmate

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              See

              A is subordinate to 1. 1 is the very ordinate determining A's relevance to this matchup

              And try to keep up

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              But 1 isn't the first number. 0 is.
              Or rather, an infintesimally small positive fraction of 0

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >1
              >Singular
              >A
              Your precious little number is naught more than my lord's puppet.
              Kneel before A.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even B disproves you, tard.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >b-b DISPR-ACK!
              1 is a fraud from the ground up.
              0 is knocking, b***h.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                0 has nothing, moron. Neither ordinal nor quantity. Literal cuck 'number'. I imagine that's why you identify

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >0 has nothing!!!!!
                0 is nothing and everything, 1fraudster.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your desperation is showing, cuck. Embarrassing lack.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Unable to finish his sentence
                How are 1ers this pathetic? Is it their 1 inch dick?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ESL
                >obsessed with penis
                Should have known - 0gays, everytime

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine calling someone an ESL when you couldn't even finish your own sentence. Stick to the numbers, chudlet.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ESL doesn't know what a period is, or what it signifies
                ESL, penis lover, AND moronic. Anon, I almost feel sorry for your family.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fails to use a period correctly
                Cutest projection ever, 1er.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nonwords
                >p-p-projection!
                You're a penis loving ESL moron LMAO

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Check my 1

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baki Hanma vs Steven Universe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay sex.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=C4z9qOFtqL1ayJfn
    Tell me what yall think

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool animation

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually pretty cool. I didn’t think other people thought much about that matchup.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        > I didn’t think other people thought much about that matchup.
        Really? I could've sworn that for the longest time this was the only Dark Samus match up being thrown around.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not since Death Battle itself said they didn't like the matchup, and to be fair it is a flimsy matchup. Cell has better, such as Zygarde and Nimrod. Dark Samus also has better, such as Albedo from Ben 10 and Saber Alter.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          We all know Cell vs Dio is the real matchup.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >check channel
      >see this
      Lmao. Certainly some unique MU’s here.

      ?si=gI4rVwJ2sM3rvUBR

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Animation isn’t half bad, especially with such limited sprites.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        DUCK HUNT DOG SAMA I KNEEL

        ?si=5MMggggib6R6-LGE

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >show up
        >beat up random animals
        >proceed to kill the one trying to protect them
        What the frick is his problem?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Corrupt cop

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kionbros?! I thought you said this was our best matchup…we were supposed to stomp that shitty overhyped garbage…we’ll never get our own movie now…

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This reminds me how glad I am that DB doesn't use DBZ sound effects

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Number 1 show in the world

    How can Naruto even compete

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a single person I know who liked one piece likes Nu Piece, who the frick does it appeal to. Everyone just seems to think Post-TS is sweaty balls.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe people get mad and beg for attention, saying terrible things over a fricking number vs a fricking letter. Fricking idiots

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Purple ragna is that you?

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a multiverse buster

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with purple ragna?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ragna morado

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can Alien x solo Discord and Bill Cipher?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's got two hands

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can solo Discord but not Bill

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He couldn't even beat the pedophile

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ... In death battle's fanfiction.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, show us your fanfiction then, if you're so great.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The secret trick is I don't write battleboarding fanfiction

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      with ease

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guts vs warlord (dc)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thumbnail anon would you mind? After your fishing weeking of course

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there genuinely a SINGLE character who can beat Gojo?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mister Invincible (the European comic, not the Kirkman one).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feats?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reality warper in which he can manipulate the very pages of his own comic book
          And since Gojo originates from a comic....

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, let me rephrase the question:
            Is there genuinely a SINGLE (non reality warping) character who can beat Gojo?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aizen.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Feats?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's got two, just like me and you.
                Unless you're an amputee.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I might be misrembering, but didn't Saitama break into a character's metaphysical space? So I'm sure he can also break out of Gojo's infinite void stuff.
              And of course Saitama vastly outstats him in every other category.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, Phoenix Man could make a spiritual/mind dimension with its own time and space, intending to convert Child Emperor to the Monsters side, but Saitama felt it somehow and just punched his way in.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Big Chungus.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No. There is no one.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Titan Hulk

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Feats?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fodderized a race of Hulks, and was only awakened by Hulk being (mentally) forced to fight Marvel Abstracts

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                can he punch through limitless

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If he's on Marvel Abstract tier yes.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Me. Let's go, bro

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                feats?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Dichotomy Paradox proves an unlimited distance between the start of a journey and its end. I happen to walk from A to B several times every single day. I'm unemployed so I can't "do the job", whereas Gojo jobbed, Gojobber

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >jobbed at being employed
                Could someone do me a favor and cart this MID out of here?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not how the word works hoss

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. jobless jobber

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay be like that

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's right, jobber. Kneel.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jojo

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                which one and why

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Doesn't work for me brother

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fodder

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Indeed gojo is dude, nothing but a stepping stone on the path to Hulkamania

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >says fodder hogan

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actual questions.
              >Boundless raw information floods into the target's mind, overwhelming them to the point where they're completely immobilized.
              This sounds pretty vague, but wouldn't this be completely ineffective against any sufficiently powerful character with a higher though process than regular humans, like say Doctor Manhattan for example? Or even any robot that doesn't actually have a mind, like say a Doombot?
              >Unlimited Void proved to be as equally strong as Sukuna's Malevolent Shrine, but Malevolent Shrine's range proved to be significantly greater and it's open barrier nature allowed it to destroy Unlimited Void.
              >Satoru proceeded to expand Unlimited Void again, this time revealing he had the prowess and genius to change the conditions of his domain, switching the internal and external condition of Unlimited Void to reinforce the outer shell, making it especially strong against attacks that come from outside of the barrier.
              How does this work exactly? If it's supposed to be an unavoidable one-shot, how is someone able to hit it from outside? What's special about this guy that he can be outside the range when other hypothetical death battle opponents couldn't?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >info
                Yes, but Manhattan is a reality warper
                >void
                You mean gojo?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                MS and UV are activated at the same time and sure hit effects cancel each other out therefore none of their effects matter inside the barrier
                MS trades off creating a barrier in exchange for maximising its area of effect
                So while UV and MS are cancelling each other out inside the barrier, MS is unchallenged outside which allowed it overpower UV because domain's are naturally constructed to be strong inside walls and weak outside walls

                So the hypothetical opponent would be someone who would simultaneously shrug off the sure hit on the inside while attacking from the outside

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Could you still attack him from space or something from the start?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Limitless sets infinite distance between him and your attack

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are two techniques at play here, Infinity and Unlimited Void.

                Infinity is the innate technique he has on at all times that creates a barrier around him that slows down objects infinitely as the get closer to him.

                UV is the domain technique which work by constructing a space around the user and whoever else and applying a sure hit attack while they're inside.

                They can't be used at the same time.

                If you're asking if someone can destroy UV from space then yes. But he wouldn't have UV active unless they were right in front of him. They would have to bypass Infinity.

                >He can move really really fast to the point he can be in two places at once. Pretty much settles it as he can flat out blitz Gojo
                >Super strength.
                >Made and handled a chainsaw capable of FTL travel and cutting Mars in half
                >Can operate find when torn apart
                >off the scale toxic gas
                >Is 60% electricity
                >Immune to gravity when on weed
                >Perfect disguises / alien skin that can fool Gojo no matter what
                >Telekinesis
                >Hypnosis
                >Can sense spirits
                >Immune to mind hax
                >Regeneration
                >Telepathy
                >Golden Turd
                Probably a bunch of others I'm forgetting. Roger has a shit load of abilities

                Disguises don't work on the Six Eyes.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              ENTER

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                gojo probably qualifies as level 5 so nope, censored, not today

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unironically

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Feats

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He can move really really fast to the point he can be in two places at once. Pretty much settles it as he can flat out blitz Gojo
                >Super strength.
                >Made and handled a chainsaw capable of FTL travel and cutting Mars in half
                >Can operate find when torn apart
                >off the scale toxic gas
                >Is 60% electricity
                >Immune to gravity when on weed
                >Perfect disguises / alien skin that can fool Gojo no matter what
                >Telekinesis
                >Hypnosis
                >Can sense spirits
                >Immune to mind hax
                >Regeneration
                >Telepathy
                >Golden Turd
                Probably a bunch of others I'm forgetting. Roger has a shit load of abilities

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cutting Mars in half
                Where the FRICK is Mars in that scene? I have caught that episode on Youtube multiple times and only saw the moon being cut in half there.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's a newspaper article mentioning it at the end of the episode if I recall right

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Telepathy
                Does he have any defenses from getting mind controlled?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude Gojo would win just by chopping his head off. lmao Roger dies easy to that.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And by "he" I mean Gojo.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude stop feeding the shitposters. Gojo would just karate chop Roger's head and he would die. He straight up said in the show decapitation is one way for him to die.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just in general, not this character specifically.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gojo is too slow. He ends up karate chopping a dummy filled with meatballs and for his best pal (who is secretly Roger) to show up right beside him with Gojo being none the wiser.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He straight up said in the show decapitation is one way for him to die.

                Except in the alien hunter episode Roger gets fully dissected and is completely fine, and in one of the golden turd episodes he literally breaks apart into his component pieces and has to be reassembled and again is perfectly fine the entire time. It's entirely possible that Roger is immortal.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >completely fine
                He couldn't put himself back together both times without help. He's never recovered from completely nothing. Also his speed is overrated. He moves faster than gunfire but still gets shot all the time.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person, it doesn't matter. He straight up tells us in the episode where they get a bunch of people inside a murderer's lair that his one weakness is getting his head chopped off.

                >completely fine
                He couldn't put himself back together both times without help. He's never recovered from completely nothing. Also his speed is overrated. He moves faster than gunfire but still gets shot all the time.

                His speed isn't overrated but it's not al lthat great either unless you use the speed of his spaceship as proof.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                NYAAAA

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You called?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Any character with a strong enough mind control to make gojo kill himself

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How would he fare against Gwenpool?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bill Cipher

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, let me rephrase the question:
        Is there genuinely a SINGLE (non reality warping) character who can beat Gojo?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this the next annoying unfunny forced meme?

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That new Godzilla height
    Yep, he's not getting shit in this new movie

    ?t=75

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I calculated.
        Roughly 32 meters

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Made this, now to return to slumber

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Toriko out of nowhere
      You're unhinged.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but ????????

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Err what?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Asura will not be fighting beerus.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Err what?

          NTA but ????????

          I win.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure you did buddy.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    devilman sweeps

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even against planet level Hellboy?
      https://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2021/07/death-battle-predictions-hellboy-vs-nero.html

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what is exactly stopping someone who can stop/manipulate time to simply kill Gojo in the stopped time?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They call him devilman crybaby cause he gonna be crying after hellboy is done with that bussy

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    JOBjo?

    G O L D E N

    E X P E R I E N C E

    R E Q U I E M

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jobjo
      Seems a nice way of spelling Jojo haha

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It should be gojob, idiot, now it's gonna backfire on you

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gojo is for Accelerator now. He's too strong for everyone else. He one shots all his old MUs.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that nobody wants to admit that Green Lantern only took off in popularity when Johns turned it into a shameless shounen power fantasy starring Hal.

    Rainbow shit is ignored by the likes Morrison and DiDio.

    You cannot composite them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but I don't remember asking.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You cannot composite them.
      That sounds like an open challenge to Death Battle.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wut

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who can beat franklin richard

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Richard Franklin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      amped flash (forma de Alberto Oeste)
      alien x
      sv superman (cosmic armor superman sucks ass)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He beats all his opponents. Especially Jon Kent

      amped flash (forma de Alberto Oeste)
      alien x
      sv superman (cosmic armor superman sucks ass)

      >alien x
      >beating the dude who made galactus his herald

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jobactus
        >being used seriously as a measure of power

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually that's entirely his purpose. To show how strong others are. Same with his disciple, the jobber who suffers

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but Galu has fallen so low, he's barely a measure of power anymore. Is there a comic out there where Spider-Man caves his ass or the Punisher shoots him to death? Genuinely would not shock me anymore.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ... Jon Kent? Why?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They both relate on a personal level as being the children of literal prostitutes.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I... guess that makes sense, but it's such a crazy fricking mismatch... Genuinely what are Jon's best feats?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Basic kryptonian powers. Nothing of notoriety. Regardless, I wonder how their MU will be played out with speedy on the research team. If one line of dialogue justified raven being equal to the presence, how would he handle the son of Mr.No limits?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                n o l i m i t s ^2

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ayyx is stronger and faster than dick 2

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not entirely understanding of Gojo wank. Didn’t the Sukuna fight prove ya can outspeed him and outmuscle him with raw

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So entirely dependent on speed.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron. Six eyes outspeed anyway.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean they entirely say it was dependent on speed due to curse domain repairs, mentioning Unlimited avoid hit due to a slight speed advantage. Meaning shone faster beats it

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's the difference between their activation, unlimited void itself hit instantly.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Instantly is relative. Some say a second is an instant, for someone a hypersonic speeds, a second can last a while

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Instantly is relative. Some say a second is an instant, for someone a hypersonic speeds, a second can last a while

                What are you guys talking about

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                /lgbt/ is leaking again. Ignore and move on

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sukuna is using domain amplification to bypass Infinity, not raw strength

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who can Bueno Excelente fight?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anissa

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And who would win?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't bueno a street leveler?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >underestimating the rapeforce
            Actually, he raped Kyle Rayner once, putting him at Universal

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not even a one off, since he raped Lobo too. You go down the back allies of Gotham, pray you hear "I am the night!", because the second you hear that low, sinister "Beuno..." your ass is already done.

              Though he's still not as terrifying as Dogwelder. That thing... it scares me.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lucifer Morningstar (universal btw) when he hears "BUENO" behind him:

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gojo vs DIO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dio (written by swan) wins

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gojo vs actual DIO
        Bonus: Gojo vs Alucard

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no actual dio on death battle. Only the one "researched" by liam swan.
          Alucard (written by swan) losses

  60. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    Don't know if I posted this for that one anon

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to see Archie Sonic in Death Battle anymore.

    Sonic was fine for Wally, they're the strongest versions of 2 incredibly popular characters with super speed, an inherently overpowered super power.
    Silver was fine because it lead to a more interesting fight against Xeno Trunks than if they just had game Silver instantly job to DBS Trunks.

    There's no reason to do any others except maybe Knuckles, but I wouldn't risk that.

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