Death Battle

Next fight is Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) vs Discord (MLP) on Sept 11.
Fight preview:
https://streamable.com/20r126
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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the type of audience death battle attracts now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ, what a first post.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Got literally zero attention or reactions
      Lel. Seems like the other part of the audience also ignores them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile has a troony problem
      >Cinemaphile - comics and cartoons
      wow who could've thought

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most niches and online communities have a troony problem. These people thrive on attention from groups.

      • 8 months ago
        pacifica northwest

        Most niches and online communities have a troony problem. These people thrive on attention from groups.

        hello i am a troony

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it makes you feel better, someone else posted Tina Armstrong vs R.Mika as a matchup there. However, I wouldn't be surprised if that was someone from these threads who got a 1-month membership thing from the podcast.

      I mating press Bill while the fat kid watches.

      >while the fat kid watches
      Speedy?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >someone else posted Tina Armstrong vs R.Mika as a matchup there
        Based. What did they say?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody else seems to have commented on the match.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look I already know DB only attracts imbeciles, vindictive jerks or people who would be happy watching anything fight no matter how stupid it is and are battle-obsessed nimrods.

      So is not like that comment surprises me anymore when they add another thing to the list.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >battle-obsessed nimrods.
        Hey Kefka.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leave death battle shitcord to me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rope-ish weapons
      >fight has to end with a death
      Did... did they think this through?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need TNAnon to make this with troonjak if possible

      • 8 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        I've heard the call

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poison is female. Japanese game. Japanese canon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn’t Poison originally made a troony as a loophole to get past the rule that there could be no female fighters in the game?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, the localizers were just queasy about female villains getting brutally beat up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ? why does he want wiz and boomstick to say "trans rights"? this is a webshow about fictional characters fighting

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trannies don't take reason into consideration.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real connection between these two is that I've seen futa Poison fricking trap Bridget porn for years.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have yet to see that combination, please link

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the fight doesn't end with one of them getting strangle by his own weapon, DB has no soul.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the legacy MU for Bridget the one with the Fate trap?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's also one he gets shitstomped in, Astolfo is way stronger than Bridget and it's questionable if they'd be willing to deal with trannies seething over an actual femboy assfricking him

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          actually what IS the consensus on Astolfo vs. Bridget? trying to actually search for anything on it just brings up piles of LGBT shit

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            From what I remember - anyone's game

            Astolfo doesn't seem to get the full wank treatment despite fighting Karna and Nero in the CCC Musou game (which places them at 'mega-hyper multiversal), so hes considered anywhere from City to Island Level and Hypersonic to FTL

            Bridget... because hes not overall relevant to GG's lore, definetly can't scale to Sol but I saw him get placed at the same 'hyper multiversal' at times. At best, Mountain Level and Relavalistic for his old instant kill throwing people to the moon

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Karna at least is noted to never really be trying unless going up against someone like Arjuna or Gilgamesh

              >the CT's true forms have never actually been seen
              when was that stated?

              I remember seeing it mentioned in Cogita's japanese dialogue but I'm not entirely sure.

              do you have a vid link
              people online keep telling me different things i don't even know what is going on anymore

              Screencap from Mixeli's video of the battle

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                But isn't that when he gives you the tablet

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, the test battle is the very last thing you do in the game, after catching all other pokemon in Hisui, after finding all the Plates, after beating Volo's b***hass, after making Giratina into player-kun's submissive goth gf.
                Immediately after this scene, a LV 100 Arceus appears in the player's party.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm gonna be honest anon
                I just googled the vid and I'm pretty sure the fragment is the phat plate
                The whole "see the world" thing is why he joins you

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's dubious as to whether the "part of Arceus" is the plate or the Arceus avatar itself, because in israeliteel of Life it does refer to the plates as "part of itself", but its only dex objective is "Received a part of Arceus", which given the nature of the other dex objectives in PLA moreso implies the avatar is the part.
                But even if it was just the plate, PLA still shows that Arceus can make avatars of itself (as seen in Eternal Battle Reverie - which the player accesses by falling asleep but the rewards for completion are tangible in the real world, plus the "dream realm" is identical to Arceus's own from the PLA final fight) and the literal intro of the game has that glowy light version of it, in its "own realm beyond time and space".

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, and in the real world you can also just go back to the top of Mt. Coronet, call Arceus up on the Arc Phone and redo its final battle with your own Arceus against it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but that's just gameplay mechanics
                Same as level 1 Rattata being able to BTFO Arcu

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              In Accent Core, Bridget can apparently throw you into the moon.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funnily enough that might just help Astolfo, since he's canonically a schizo who becomes sane again when on the moon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      when i first started making Thumbnails someone suggested Ranma vs Poison.
      glad i didnt make that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever happened to actually cool choices like Kratos vs Spawn or Guts vs Nightmare?
      Has nerd culture been taken over by the lamest people from "fandom" culture?
      Pretty fricking sure the latter prefers "comfy AU's" and shit like that, not power level autism better left for cool nerdy characters.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        HRT is to nerd culture what crack was to black neighbourhoods

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bridget is for Astolfo.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both of them are for my dick.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pics and vids or it didn't happen

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ech

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mating press Bill while the fat kid watches.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I now kind of regret my choice in OP image.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a crossover pic of the EC and the AC.

      Are you a femanon?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know part two was written, not illustrated, but I still want to see it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/118537031/#118551598

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, holy shit that's good. Thank you, Anon!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's also fanart of the EC.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who’s a fraud Sukuna can fight?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joke answer: Gojo Satoru, king of fraudulence.
      Real answer: Hisoka or Pochita.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joke answer: Gojo Satoru, king of fraudulence.
      Real answer: Hisoka or Pochita.

      Obviously Baby,

      JJK is such a blantant rip off of Naruto,Bleach and bits of DBGT

      like those monsters fighting Gojo is basically Goku vs Tien Clones/Cell Clones and some how still ekeing it out because it splits their power and Sukuna infecting and controlling close friends

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick are you talking about

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I said Sukuna should fight Baby from DBGT

          both have similarities but I also Criticized JJK because it rips off the Big Three Shonen and its so obvious if you've watched all 3 shows

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, I cannot wait for the GT remake/reboot. Toriyama will deliver.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >JJK is a rip off
        Yes, but not of the things you named.
        >because it splits their power and Sukuna infecting and controlling close friends
        1. That is not at all what happened. If anything, stacking those summons makes them stronger.
        2. Dragon Ball didn’t invent “baddie takes over a friend”. That’s something that has existed for centuries. Do you think DB ripped off Power Rangers since that trope happens a lot throughout that franchise?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Baby is the first villain to infect and control people in Dragon Ball if we're being realistic from what I recall in my mind

          >1. That is not at all what happened. If anything, stacking those summons makes them stronger.

          Basically the inverse

          >2. Dragon Ball didn’t invent “baddie takes over a friend”

          I know that but its how its done, and the way the story is done,

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            wat

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can you NOT read??? ESL much??
              .
              Baby exists for to get revenge for the tuffles,

              .
              Sukuna exists to get revenge on humans because what happened to him a long while ago IIRC (I don't know too much about JJK)

              .
              and both infect the Deuteragonists and use their bodies to get to that goal

              Both are awfully similar is that diatribe, especially with how they have a specific design for how they look when they're controlling someone's body

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sukuna doesn’t have vengeance as a motivation, his motivation is that he grew up in an era wheres power was seen as the end all be all and he’s embraced that to the point he believes the weak don’t deserve to be happy

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't call me an ESL when you finished a sentence with a fricking comma

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You fricking retars, how are you calling something a rip off when you nothing about it? Sukuna doesn't infect random people or want vengeance, he's a spirit possessing someone which has been a trope for decades

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >retars

                Fricking ESL rat,

                Calm your breasts,

                Baby literally controlled people even after infecting them, that can definitely work an counterargument to Sukunas summons

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit spacing
                >non reader
                >loves shit matchups
                What an unexpected combination. Maybe read the source material next time? Frick off

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a weird new obsession.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough. I guess Baby vs Sukuna would be a good choice, but would you really consider the former to be fraudulent enough to go against Sukky?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think it would be an decent MU, simple as

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Steve vs Terrarian
    On one hand, Steve's Defense increase is much greater than the Terrarian (Prot IV Netherite), at least proportionally in terms of the HP value, but... on the other, when the Terrarian gets rolling, this is an absolute gigastomp, it's not even funny.
    How in the frick do you fight a Star Wrath? Zenith? Lunar Flare? Celebration MK2 with rockets? An Elytra's only advantage is possibly nimble agility.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Therewolf track. (Lenneth [Valkyrie Profile] vs Marietta [Dept. Heaven])

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Yates track. (Kiana Kaslana [Honkai Impact 3rd] vs Noel Vermillion [BlazBlue])

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haha terrarian stomps Steve haha
    >Ignoring creative mode
    The fight would have Steve getting overwhelmed only for him to turn on his god mode before punching the terrarian around the world.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      His strength doesn't increase from creative move though, he just becomes invincible. You still do barely any damage with your fists

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does Steve access creative mode in a fight?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Console commands, obviously.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          How does Steve access the console?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uh…s-slash back?
            In all seriousness though, if you treat the fight as more of a video game crossover between the two where people are “controlling” Steve and Terrarian, then he could access it that way. If you treat it as a regular fight, then he could enter Creative after a fakeout death, since you access it that way in certain gamemodes.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Terrarian is in Journey Mode because why wouldn't he get it if Minecraft Steve can go Creative
              >Activates Godmode with his powers list.
              We can both play "durr, they go godmode" fricker.
              I hope Steve can move when the Terrarian uses Freeze Time on his Powers List.
              Also, the Terrarian's godmode is superior in that he can't die at all, whereas Minecraft Steve is still fricked by falling into the void.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who said that the Terrarian couldn’t also use his CC/outside abilities? No one’s saying that only one is allowed it, it’s just a matter of how they can access it.
                >I hope Steve can move when the Terrarian uses Freeze Time on his Powers List.
                And I hope Terrarian has an answer for his entire inventory getting removed, being sent to the furthest reaches of the world, being lambasted with an army of Withers, or being sent back into his normal gamemode.
                If it’s CC vs JM, then the Terrarian is flat out of luck due to how much Steve could utilize on top of being invincible.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but I think bringing in console commands or creative mode is moronic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe. It does take away from the fight a lot since it reduces Steve to just console trolling. I think Creative is fine, since it has actual limitations to its power like still being able to die if you fall out of the world, but CC should be barred completely. I just thought it was good to bring up.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Terrarian has multiverse travel anyway.
                He can just, leave and go to another world.
                Unlike Steve he's not bound to a single world.

                Who said that the Terrarian couldn’t also use his CC/outside abilities? No one’s saying that only one is allowed it, it’s just a matter of how they can access it.
                >I hope Steve can move when the Terrarian uses Freeze Time on his Powers List.
                And I hope Terrarian has an answer for his entire inventory getting removed, being sent to the furthest reaches of the world, being lambasted with an army of Withers, or being sent back into his normal gamemode.
                If it’s CC vs JM, then the Terrarian is flat out of luck due to how much Steve could utilize on top of being invincible.

                >entire inventory getting removed
                leave world, go into equipment world, re-equip everything.
                or
                use Journey Mode to reequip best weapon
                >lambasted with an army of withers.
                >sent to the furthest reaches of the world
                magic mirror.
                Withers get shredded in almost a single hit with the Terrarian's damage output.
                Being lambasted by The Moon Lord though? Outside of /kill Steve is fricked.

                Regardless, The Noita is a better match for the Terrarian anyway.
                Because Steve gets his ass raped unless you give him his fricking cheat abilities.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually, wouldn’t leaving the world -regardless of if Creative/CC is allowed - leave him open to get trapped or blown up? Assuming we’re using MC log in logic here, he’d be in the same place he left when he returns, meaning that Steve could entrap him in obsidian or set up a red stone rigged explosive for when he returns.
                This is something that’d exist even if it’s just base vs base, since I doubt either of them would be rocking their strongest loadouts at the start of the fight, meaning that giving Steve some alone time would allow him to head to his base and properly gear up.
                I think the fight works better that way honestly. Steve realizes that he can’t outmuscle the Terrarian, so instead he opts to outsmart him with contraptions and buildings. Sand traps, obsidian walls, potion debuffing, etc. I think that works better as opposed to a straight on brawl or godmode fighting.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Terrarian just instantly drills away anything Steve builds, anon

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe. It does take away from the fight a lot since it reduces Steve to just console trolling. I think Creative is fine, since it has actual limitations to its power like still being able to die if you fall out of the world, but CC should be barred completely. I just thought it was good to bring up.

                Hang on, I literally just now remembered the command block. Steve can enter Creative Mode that way, or possibly seal the Terrarian inside of it.
                I think the usage of that or if it can be included at all depends on if you think MC Story Mode can be applied to Steve though.

                >if you treat the fight as more of a video game crossover between the two where people are “controlling” Steve and Terrarian, then he could access it that way.
                Deathbattle doesn't really do that - there have been lots of video game MUs, and I don't think any have had that sort of framing?
                If the fight DID have that sort of context, and Steve's player was able to access console commands, while Terrarian player.. didn't serve any purpose, then people would accuse favouritism - you're literally developing a meta-contrivance for Steve being able to use the Console.
                Further, having both characters being controlled by literal randos devalues the weight of the fight - it's no longer two iconic characters fighting to the death, it's two nerds puppeting them.

                Now, if Steve did have some way of accessing Creative mode without player assistance, then I'd say they could give it to him. Like, if there was something he could craft that would let him switch between modes, sure, that would be acceptable.
                For contrast though, the Dragonborn from the DB vs CU match-up COULD potentially access console commands through an in-universe mechanic ('Chim'), and even then, I don't think they gave Console to him (tbh i didn't watch the episode, did they mention it in a the DB rundown, or in an info box?) If they didn't give console commands to the Dragonborn - who could technically access it himself - I can't see them giving it to Steve, who requires a player.

                See the above. And of course if we’re using character controlled logic for Steve, we’d use it for TR too.
                >Like, if there was something he could craft that would let him switch between modes, sure, that would be acceptable.
                Well, the Command Block isn’t exactly craftable, but in Story Mode it does just kind of exist in the world. I’m not sure if Steve stumbling onto it in the middle of their fight and using /gamemode creative to get a leg up would count as outside help though.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A command block is a block that can execute commands. Because it cannot be obtained or edited in Survival mode without cheats, it is primarily used on multiplayer servers, in Creative worlds, and custom maps.
                Alright, and now, how does he obtain it?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well like I said, in Story Mode it just existed in the world randomly. It didn’t need to be crafted or anything like that, it was just there. I could see Steve finding it while trying to avoid the Terrarian, and using it to give himself a buff. I don’t remember if it could be picked up or not though, if it can’t then Steve would have to constantly run back to it in order to get more weapons, and when he’s not around it’d be vulnerable to being destroyed, since an amped enchanted item could btfo the CB.
                Only issue is that I’m not sure if you can apply SM logic to regular MC logic. They both operate the same way of course, but Steve doesn’t show up in that game, as far as I can remember. Basically, if Story Mode logic is applied, Steve could potentially get Creative and certain buffs. If not, then he’s flat out of luck.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                An entirely separate character - Jesse - gets the Command Block in story mode; I don't think they'd give it to Steve, just because another character managed to find it in their world. Like,Steve doesn't even exist in Story Mode, from what I've been able to find?
                The equivalent would be like giving Ash an all-uber team of legendaries he never encountered, because he COULD theoretically find them in his world, or giving some random Marvel character the Infinity Gauntlet because they shared a room with Thanos once.

                In regards to sealing Terrarian inside of an unbreakable block, this would deal suffocation damage, and could potentially kill them, but the Terrarian has the means to teleport out via Rod of Harmony, or Bottomless Bucket of Shimmer to render themselves intangible/fall through the world until they hit an empty pocket of air (This effect cancels @ underworld level, so i don't think it could confirm an Out of Bounds kill, against either party)

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is Steve stronger than Jesse?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does it matter

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're wondering if Steve could take the command block from jesse by force, probably not - b***h has (does he retain it at the end of his story?) the command block.
                I guess Jesse could potentially fumble it, and Steve picks it up (the dude is a klutz), but this is getting into nested fights, and establishing weird fanfiction lore to justify why Steve would have the block.
                If you're wondering if Steve could pass whatever trials Jesse faced to get a command block himself, it sounds like he just stumbled upon it by pure luck? In which case, strength and capability would be a non-factor.
                I personally wouldn't accept "Well, Steve ALSO just stumbled across one by luck", because I don't think you can randomly generate a minecraft world with a CB in it. Does Storymode establish a precedent that you CAN gen a world with a CB in it? Well, sort of, but it's a statistical outlier, and relying on it as a wincon is showing favouritism - you know those episodes where Boomstick and Wiz go "Character X could SOMETIMES beat Character Y, but in the majority of the fights Y wins?" - yeah, that would be the case here.
                Like ".000000000000000000000001% of minecraft worlds have had a 'naturally occurring command block because of Story Mode, so Steve gets one - he just so happened to gen the same world as the one that happens in story mode :^)" wouldn't go over well.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you mean base MC Steve, then no. Jesse is way better. Outside of Creative Mode, he’s basically got everything Steve has and more, like a sword that’s powerful enough to break command blocks, armour that can protect him from a Wither Storm, flint and steel that allows him to transport to different worlds with the proper portal, a gauntlet that allows him to harm The Admin, and a bunch of other stuff. He also rubbed shoulders with MC YouTubers. I don’t see Steve stealing it from him after the events of the portal shenanigans.

                An entirely separate character - Jesse - gets the Command Block in story mode; I don't think they'd give it to Steve, just because another character managed to find it in their world. Like,Steve doesn't even exist in Story Mode, from what I've been able to find?
                The equivalent would be like giving Ash an all-uber team of legendaries he never encountered, because he COULD theoretically find them in his world, or giving some random Marvel character the Infinity Gauntlet because they shared a room with Thanos once.

                In regards to sealing Terrarian inside of an unbreakable block, this would deal suffocation damage, and could potentially kill them, but the Terrarian has the means to teleport out via Rod of Harmony, or Bottomless Bucket of Shimmer to render themselves intangible/fall through the world until they hit an empty pocket of air (This effect cancels @ underworld level, so i don't think it could confirm an Out of Bounds kill, against either party)

                I get what you’re saying. I just brought it up as a potential way for Steve to enter Creative without the usage of console commands. In an actual DB I think both characters would get their alt forms (Creative/Journey) regardless, since it’s their “peak power” in a sense. I’d be fine with them keeping them at their base though honestly, since it’d lead to a lot more entertaining moments like The Terrarian coming back from another world with all his good gear, only to see that Steve littered the area with TNT.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In an actual DB I think both characters would get their alt forms (Creative/Journey) regardless, since it’s their “peak power” in a sense.
                That would get boring, because both are unkillable in their cheaty states - Steve can only be killed by Out of Bounds shenanigans, and Terrarian has his own god-mode (I've tried to look up if anything can kill in Terraria god-mode, but haven't found anything). If they use these states, then the outcome would be some moronic homosexualry, like Steve using x1501 MFTL to make a red-stone computer that can allow him to access the ~code of the universe~ and delete the Terrarian, or some moronic Swanslop

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >if you treat the fight as more of a video game crossover between the two where people are “controlling” Steve and Terrarian, then he could access it that way.
              Deathbattle doesn't really do that - there have been lots of video game MUs, and I don't think any have had that sort of framing?
              If the fight DID have that sort of context, and Steve's player was able to access console commands, while Terrarian player.. didn't serve any purpose, then people would accuse favouritism - you're literally developing a meta-contrivance for Steve being able to use the Console.
              Further, having both characters being controlled by literal randos devalues the weight of the fight - it's no longer two iconic characters fighting to the death, it's two nerds puppeting them.

              Now, if Steve did have some way of accessing Creative mode without player assistance, then I'd say they could give it to him. Like, if there was something he could craft that would let him switch between modes, sure, that would be acceptable.
              For contrast though, the Dragonborn from the DB vs CU match-up COULD potentially access console commands through an in-universe mechanic ('Chim'), and even then, I don't think they gave Console to him (tbh i didn't watch the episode, did they mention it in a the DB rundown, or in an info box?) If they didn't give console commands to the Dragonborn - who could technically access it himself - I can't see them giving it to Steve, who requires a player.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Yates track. (Reimu Hakurei [Touhou Project] vs Rika Furude [Higurashi])

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Musou Tensei bros its over

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        NO, it's not over!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rika
      Does she do something in the anime? I've only read the VN and as far as I know the only somewhat viable characters are all incredibly basic street level fighters.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's because they are both shrine maidens I think, Rika gets stomped though if that's what you're asking. You would need to bring in umineko stuff for her to actually be able to fight back in a meaningful way

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          but there's no umineko stuff, it's all fake

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not gonna get into that argument but you just know that Death Battle is gonna treat it as real if When They Cry makes it onto the show

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              well umineko will never make it into the show so we'll never have to worry about this

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's all fake
            a) that's not true even within the confines of Umineko
            b) that's not true given the context of Higurashi
            c) that's absolutely not true given the context of Ciconia
            d), and lord forgive me for even citing it, Sotsugou proves beyond doubt that all chapters of WTC share a verse (which should be obvious to anyone who isn't moronic).

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              it is demonstrably true thanks to the manga

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >non-canon side content proves anything
                And you wonder why I didn't want to cite Sotsugou? It's because it, just as the manga, aren't canon. They aren't official entries in WTC unlike Higu (1/2), Umi (3/4) and Ciconia (5).
                The manga means nothing. Are you going to cite all the bullshit side content elseworlds in Higurashi extended lore?
                >but it counts because fragments
                No it doesn't there's a continuity to all the events even if it's a meta continuity with Bern observing and altering fragments. Each fragment affects the next in small ways too, to say nothing of the traveler being able to manipulate them mid viewing.
                There is one canon and that's When They Cry. That's the VNs. And they say magic is real - whether it's ayys or ayyyyaiiiis it doesn't really matter. Battler Can Win.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >non-canon
                R07 himself said the manga is the official interpretation of Umineko
                You don't get to argue with the author

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you don't get to argue with the author
                That's kind of the entire point of r07. He lies about shit all the time. If you can't establish your point using the body of work then I don't really care what you have to say. Can you actually prove magic isn't real using only content from WTC, anon? If you're relying on secondary material let me remind you that Sotsugou blows your shit right the frick out.
                Either you take Umi as it is and you're wrong. Or you cope about the manga and have to deal with Sotsugou, so you're wrong.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >N-no, he was lying!
                Pathetic fricking cope. Funny how a single interview completely blows your premise down.
                >s-seco-
                Official explanation as per the author's own word.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes hello it is I ringding o7
                Everything is canon, including the vtuber
                That is all good day

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have mixed feelings about this given Sostugou ruins lamb but I'll take the win, Dragonknight.

                >N-no, he was lying!
                Pathetic fricking cope. Funny how a single interview completely blows your premise down.
                >s-seco-
                Official explanation as per the author's own word.

                >pathetic cope
                Lol
                >w-word of God supersedes the source mat-
                Lmao

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It IS pathetic cope. This isn't WoG, this is a clarification on actual franchise material. Cope and dilate if you must.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >vtuber
                Oh right. The official 07 vtuber. I forgot she was a thing.
                Beakorice.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Amazing

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Discord can alter the concept he embodies if he wants so not even the "not causing chaos" plan will work for Bill.

    https://imgur.com/a/xVb2gMM
    https://imgur.com/4JNq4oP

    They pretty much shot down all of Bill's win arguments in the preview too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon Discord didn’t choose to do that, he has some once a millennia Opposite Day thing where he has to bring order.

      • 8 months ago
        DoctorGreen

        >he has some once a millennia Opposite Day
        Obviously between that moment and his normal state there is an instant of chaos & order. Ye, of course

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, really?
        https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Greymarch
        So they referenced Sheogorath/Jyggalag too?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Greymarch
          have a better link

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No there was a thing called the cosmic convergence that turned him into Accord, they beat him by making him realize the things he was doing was ultimately not bringing order but still causing chaos and he turned back into Discord.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go away Keith

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post kino MUs based on the stupidest connections

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus from Fight of Gods vs Power Hook Dog from Fight of Animals

      God vs Dog

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Card Captor Sakura is a pile of shit

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saves your season

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Umineko only exists in vs shit. Atleast higurashi has some rep in horror anime.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how despite not actually having any power Umineko still lives on in vs shit
      Goes to show how often powergays interact with the source material

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battler solos.
    >b-but
    CHECKMATE.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      here we see a secondary in his natural habitat

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >h-here we see a secondary in hi-
        BOOM

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >weakposting
          would xir like some fries to go with that

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >small talk
            KABLAMO.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              please behave yourself or i will call the cops on zir

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >removes the concept of cops
                what now?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fails to remove the concept of "guys about to cave your twink ass in"
                battler is... the weakest????!?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Battler
                the STRONGEST.
                Battle is literally his first name, don't ware it out.
                He also solos your favorite verse.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >butlergay is also an ESL

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >removes the concept of ESL

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                HUH? Butlerposter, you're... you're fading!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Battler will be back to solo more verses next time.
                You may only count your last seconds

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the only verb starting with "S" butler can do is "Service", as in service my dick

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gay fantasies
                KWAB

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                cry about it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      feats?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        scroll down from that message.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        scroll down from that message.

        and then remember it's all a delusion born out of his brain damage (canon)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meta Battler and Physical Battler have been portrayed as separate entities officially under Ryukishi's artist approval. Meta Battler can be used easily in vs discussions. Cope.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            when precisely

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joshua Graham vs Father Grigori?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Josh is for Shishio Makoto

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared

    NARUTOSISTERS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is happening

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luffy's devil fruit powers fully awakened, and now he can rubberize the world around him, treating it like an old rubber hose cartoon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone on twitter saying a Luffy Bajrang Gatling Gun would solo Naruto verse because of its monstrous giga size calc
      You love to see it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon what does this mean i am not familiar with twitter lore

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bunch of One Piece manga size calcs comparing Gear 5 Luffy's Gomu Gomu no Bajrang Gun with the thousand sunny ( that canonically is about the size of a Colossal AOT Titan, which is an ant in comparison to Kaido's floating Onigashima landscape, [One Piece World Vearth size scaling isn't a joke] )

          To me the fact that this fist will also turn any energy against it into rubber makes it all the more threatening, reality bending giant giga fist, haki hax incarnate. And Luffy will eventually transform this into a Gatling gun like the rest of his forms of gears.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So Luffy can turn lightning into something tangible enough for him to grab, basically making it rubbery like him. So in theory, that means his ability to make things rubbery extends to even plasma.
      Though whether or not this is exclusive to lightning/electricity in general due to being rubber remains to be seen. If he managed to rubber-fy Kizaru's light beams then it's really off the rails at that point.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No luffy rubberize Naruto’s offense?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tranime general

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cartroons board

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want this to be a real comic, and I want both characters to be written by their authors.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luffy vs Naruto
    Who win

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      with ONLY the information we have now, probably naruto
      but I feel like Oda haven't really showed what white luffy's fully capable of yet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy solos Naruto, he also lost Kurama. kwab

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Narustomp

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      luffy turns everything naruto has into rubber, even himself. ggs

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        can he actually do that
        we only saw him rubberize the floor

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          read the one piece manga. he rubberizes more than floors.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            when

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not even caught up to the latest anime episode
          kek

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          when

          >when Kaido eats Luffy, Luffy inflates himself, which in turn expands Kaido from the inside out in a similar fashion
          >when he rockets out of Kaido, does picrel, literally stretching his eyeballs with his arms
          >multiple punches Luffy lands on Kaido forces his body to bulge backwards in the shape of the fist
          All of which is implied to bypass Kaido's tough, durable body because it's not meant to stretch like this.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Luffy rubberizes lightning as it's striking when he's not even trying.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        feats?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think he has two just like most people

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            not his feet
            his feats

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          here's one, sorry, I'm a slow replyer

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            interesting durability level

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Filler Scene

            I'm amazed at how people take this scene that serious and still think its actually legit,

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry anon but all I see is he's getting hurt by a rock

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Filler Scene

            I'm amazed at how people take this scene that serious and still think its actually legit,

            Sorry anon but all I see is he's getting hurt by a rock

            Letting your guard down means you can be hurt, the way ki is, even aside from filler.

            Sneak peaks dont matter. We already had fighters win or lose this season regardless of whether they were winning or loaing in their sneak peaks.

            That said I really dont see how they can get Bill a win since they kinda fricked his means of winning from the character previews.

            >Null or steal Discord's powers
            Bewitching Bell

            >11d wank
            Said he couldnt break into 3d on his own and mentioning Discord can alter the dimensions of stuff nonchalantly

            >Means of losing
            Already brought up how Discord can take Bill out the same way he lost in canon

            Only way I can see them fricking with things at this point is to play into Simpsons wank or leaning heavy into petrification...but considering they're using the horse comics the petrification option should be out the window too

            Isn't Bill Cipher's "11D feat" a grand total of something like "whoop-de-fricking do, the 11D aliens crashed their spaceship into a 3D mountain and died?"
            Also Bill almost died to the Quantum Destabilizer; as presented, he was fricked if Ford's shot hit dead-on instead of through his (fleshy) hat, and there's nothing to contradict that being the case.
            Honestly it's entirely possible that Bill Cipher's Weirdmageddon would just, through the Weirdness unleashed, make Discord stronger, upscale him, since isn't Weirdness more or less chaos magic by a different name?
            Bill very well might not know of any way to reliably kill Discord for good, given the lack of foreknowledge allowed per the rules, whereas, as having potential access to the Bewitching Bell establishes, Discord can very easily logically deduce "hey, this guy's using magic and is *probably* vulnerable to losing it somehow."
            Not to mention Discord having his eye gouged out is less of a problem than with Bill; he's turned himself to stone and shattered himself, for a case without the EoH involved.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Letting your guard down means you can be hurt, the way ki is, even aside from filler.
              >muh ki charge being up means i'm invincible and power through all hax logic
              Nope, Dragon ball verse jobs to heart virus.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                True. Ki>hax.
                >b-b-bu-
                Cope.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hax>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ki>DB Hax

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ki>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DB Hax>>>>>>>>>>hax

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this is what shartgon ballers unironically believe

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >scat fantasies out of nowhere
                Yup yup, CHADgon CHAD haters are mostly degenerates. It checks out.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >talking about scat out of nowhere
                VIRGINku moment
                hax still negs ki btw

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"n-n-no y-you"
                KWAB!! Keep crying degenerate.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                KEKEDku can go home to play with his KEKi

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >admits that he is a scat loving degenerate
                Yup yup. All CHADgon CHAD haters are low test degenerates. Also, Ki>>>>>>>>hax.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >projecting
                poor little goker, did your ki fail you? heard it does that often against real hax

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"no you again"
                KWAB!! Keep crying rat. Ki solos btw.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                here we can see the average dbHispanic (his ki jobbed against mindbreak hax)

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no capitalization
                >no period
                See? Brown clown with a sad frown. That is you.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                and here the mindbroken Hispanic furthers his projection

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >y-you are mindbr-ACK!!
                >doesn't even try to deny being a brown clown
                KWAB!! Cry more.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can't decipher context
                poor little ESL

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"it is the c-c-context ese"
                Gonna cry more?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >talking like a spic
                great disproval
                btw JOBku is a weakling

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Akio Iyoku out of nowhere
                Kek. Keep coping.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nonsense
                seethe

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                Little RAT!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                wouldn't that be "rato" to you, spic?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >knows how browns communicate
                You are a brown clown.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >projecting

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still coping

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >further projection
                gayon gayS really are pathetic...

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >homosexualry out of nowhere
                Yup. CHADgon CHAD haters are low test degenerates. That is a fact btw.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >projecting
                cry more gayon gay

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gays out of nowhere
                Yup yup. A brown degenerate talking to a scholar like me.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                keep seething little spic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"k-k-keep seething"
                KWAB!!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >weakposting
                seethe more~

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"muh seethe"
                Kek.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he fell for it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cry more gayon gay

                Weebish verbal diarrhea is the most pathetic SHIT

                >Weebish verbal diarrhea is the most pathetic SHIT

                keep seething little spic

                >keep seething little spic

                >"k-k-keep seething"
                KWAB!!

                >KWAB!!

                >weakposting
                seethe more~

                >seethe more~

                they've said they were inspired by Deadliest warrior, it'd be neat to see some army v army fights sometime

                >>he fell for it
                This is a /db/ is now, isn't it?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moeshitter pedo wants to discuss pony shit vs dorito
                Frick off. When there is a real fight, we will discuss and debate.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                fell for what?
                fell for fricking what, you imbecile??

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s just moron hours. Wait for night time when all of the children have gone to bed.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >complains about dB general
                >posts moeshit
                You are part of the problem.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heart Virus says hello. Ki is garbage. Full powered goku couldn't even defeat it.
                Get your twitter "heh, hax. NOW WATCH THIS" image logic outta here.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Outerversal heart virus please understand

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >heart virus that CHADku tanked and became immune to
                YUP YUP.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >heart virus that CHADku tanked and became immune to
                Goku canonically dies from it and never returns
                KWAB.
                >b-but trunks
                different timeline, also imagine having to be saved by CHADgeta's child. KWAB

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                >Gogeta out of nowhere
                Yup. Cry more RAT!!!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku is owned by Vegeta.
                the score is now 0-4.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Isnt the 11D feat just aliens crashing their ship into a 3D mountain and dying
              Yes, but this is Death Battle so you know they'll try wanking that shit somehow

              But yeah with everything they already said its monumentally stacked against Bill. Weirdmageddon would just be a smorgasbord for Discord and not even the EoH petrify was totally effective in the comics as hr was still capable of fricking around, just not as overtly until he snacked on enough chaos (which again Weirdmageddon would just insta fuel him).

              Even if they had Bill completely wipe him out somehow, he would immediately pop back in due to Bill doing chaotic shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's a canon feat for goku, very intense.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Solos all of fiction. Trust me.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            can he beat a hypothetical buffed omniman

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gets hurt by regular bullet

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lost against vegeta 3 times
          >couldnt beat Cell
          >was TERRIFIED of fighting Super Buu
          >couldn't even beat Kid Buu, despite him claiming his SS3 form was stronger. Had to have Vegeta, Fat Buu, and Mr. Satan pick up after his jobbing
          >Some purple cat felt so bad about him being such a pathetic joober that he spared his world (but mainly so he can eat the good food there).
          >had to call the strongest being in the entire multiverse after he failed to beat some body-snatching homosexual
          >outright needed Freeza's and 17's help to beat ONE grey alien that's just strong because he just is, okay?!?!

          Goku sucks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tatsukete luffy sanna ieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee raikage will be pissed that I lost this death battle and won't come home to frick hinata!! that's not fair!!!!

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://streamable.com/20r126

    What the frick is wrong with these people, it already LOOKS like Discord is winning, why spoil that much,

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Previews are meaningless

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember Gravity Falls when I was younger and I recall Bill Cypher losing to little kids Dipper and Mabel, Discord and MLP is cringe as shit but IIRC MLP is on a whole other level of planefield

        I would be surprised if Cypher pulls off a win tho

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but you can't sort it out of the preview
          There's no pattern, sometimes the guy getting BTFO in the preview wins, sometimes he doesn't

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the first minute of the fight. Do you think Bill is just gonna kneel over and melt after he clears away the ice cream?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously not but Discord just already out AOE'd Cypher which is something they talk about often after the fight ends

        Yeah but you can't sort it out of the preview
        There's no pattern, sometimes the guy getting BTFO in the preview wins, sometimes he doesn't

        I recall Trunks getting hit by Silver into the ring portal in the start of their fight in the preview and Trunks lost that fight so somewhat, kinda,

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sneak peaks dont matter. We already had fighters win or lose this season regardless of whether they were winning or loaing in their sneak peaks.

      That said I really dont see how they can get Bill a win since they kinda fricked his means of winning from the character previews.

      >Null or steal Discord's powers
      Bewitching Bell

      >11d wank
      Said he couldnt break into 3d on his own and mentioning Discord can alter the dimensions of stuff nonchalantly

      >Means of losing
      Already brought up how Discord can take Bill out the same way he lost in canon

      Only way I can see them fricking with things at this point is to play into Simpsons wank or leaning heavy into petrification...but considering they're using the horse comics the petrification option should be out the window too

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >obvious samegayging
    BEGONE!!!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bejita out of nowhere

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heart virus jobber
    ENTER

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ve*eta
    Moeshitter spotted.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopes or predictions for the next fight?

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gamera is slightly stunned by f-15 missiles
    Kek

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rebirth actually gives him some new powers. SPOILERS
      He now has his own version of the Nuclear Pulse, and it's stupidly long-ranged for some reason
      He can now use the Banishing Fist at will, which is pretty cool

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He dies but hey, cute baby reincarnation

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dies on his own terms rather than being killed by anyone
          Respect

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not bad at all, turtle. Not bad at all.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have never watched anything Gamera why the frick am I crying

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because like they said in the first movie:
                Gamera is a good turtle.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit Gamera just killed Angela Merkel.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a madlad

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also he can now become a Rasengan

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Matchups

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      An action-packed battle may I say

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, could be a good joke fight

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SDV farmer sweeps. He can shoot explosive ammo, swing massive hammers with ease, tank a massive bomb point blank, stab a stegosaurus to death in seconds, and run at speeds close to 1.5x faster than Villager.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna get a prostatectomy in a few days. Having difficulty peeing for over a year is painful, bros. Anyways, matchups for Jiren?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      goku

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Martian Manhunter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe someone from Saint Seiya.
      Maybe Spawn?
      But speaking of DBS characters, when are we getting Zamasu vs Gorr?
      And who would make a good fight for Moro?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait for the Moro to get animated.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weebish verbal diarrhea is the most pathetic SHIT

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they've said they were inspired by Deadliest warrior, it'd be neat to see some army v army fights sometime

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have been getting into GloryHammer a lot more since their last album dropped, and it had got me thinking it would be awesome to see a Death Battle using the Mighty Double Wizard Zargothrax: Master of Nightmares, Keeper of Celestial Flame, Wizard King, Chaos Incarnate

    Zargothrax is the main villain of all four of GloryHammer's albums. He started off taking over the Kingdom of Dundee using an army of Undead Unicorns. After being beaten once, he was imprisoned on the frozen moon Titan for many generations.
    When he came back he conquered again leading a cult of Chaos Wizards and opened a portal to another dimension called the Terror Vortex. In that dimension he reigned supreme, took control over Grandmaster Proletious and the Knights of Crail with the Knife of Evil, making them join his army of cosmic goblins, and he achieved near omnipotence by performing a ritual at a solar conjunction before he was stopped.
    He appeared to be defeated again, but when his body dissolved into liquid dust he actually sent out a signal that fractured the dimensions and awakened Zargothrax Clone Alpha One.
    So far he has only been defeated by divine intervention, the height of his power so far is in Maleficus Geminus where Zargothrax Prime fuses with Alpha One, becoming the prophesized Mighty Double Wizard Zargothrax, wielding both the Knife of Evil and the Vorpal Laser Blaster of Pittenweem.

    So, who would make a good opponent for him?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Painkiller, maybe? The problem with Zalgothrax is that the highest thing you could really scale him to is the Hollywood Hootsman's ability to destroy the Earth with his suicide attack. Everything else is maybe island level at best.

      [...]
      Godzilla didn't drill through half the Earth. The hollow Earth area wasn't in the center of the Earth, or there's no reason why he would have gone Asia to shoot down at where Kong was.

      He didn't go to Asia to shoot at Kong, he was there looking for Mechagodzilla until he felt the radiation spike from the Hollow Earth and instantly started blasting his way down to it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hootus Dei Hootsman would be much stronger than Hollywood Hootsman, and that version of Hootsman still needed to combine his power with Angus and the Hammer to defeat Zargothrax in the Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny, and even then the victory was incomplete because Zargi had his subspace relay prepared to awaken clone Alpha One.
        I don't know how Wasteland Warrior Hootsman scales to Hootus Dei, but he along with Hermit Ralathor, Grandmaster Proletius, the Robot Prince of Auchertool, and Angus all together were completely powerless against Double Wizard Zargothrax.
        Defeating the Robot Prince of Auchertool must also mean that Zargothrax could either tank or dodge lasers, and he also has to be above or relativistic to characters who can survive or dodge enchanted lasers because he was using the Vorpal Laser Blaster against the heroes in that final battle.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would he be much stronger? He declares himself the "one and only true god of this universe" in the worst few measures of music Gloryhammer's written, but he was the only major source of opposition to Zalgothrax minus Angus McFife. Statements without feats backing them up don't carry a lot of weight. Even the example given, that he can tank/possibly dodge lasers, is horribly vague. It could mean that he can move faster than light, or that the Robot Prince of Auchertool is a terrible shot.

          The real winning strategy would be to try to get Wizardthrone scaling in there somehow.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hootus Dei Hootsman is the Hollywood Hootsman after surviving the explosion and the interdimensional vortex and then gaining the power to travel through space and the dimensional rift by his own power. In the 3rd album, Ralathor and Proletious are new versions of themselves but Hootsman is absent for most of the album until the version of him that comes back for the final battle is the same Hootsman from the 2nd album who has gained significant new abilities.
            Robot Prince being a terrible shot when battling Zargothrax would be horribly inconsistent because he successfully blasted through Alpha One's defenses going into the cryogenic chamber.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been trying to book good Transformers MUs since most of the ones I've seen suck ass
    >Megatron vs Magneto/Zod
    >Primus vs Mata Nui
    >Shockwave vs Malware
    >The Fallen vs Horus
    >Lockdown vs Death's Head
    >Trypticon vs Mechagodzilla City
    >Unicron vs Galactus/the Anti Montior
    >Dinobot vs Zuko
    >Bumblebee vs Metabee
    Anyone else got any good ones?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baby vs Sukuna (already made my case)
      Moro vs Enerjak
      Zamasu/Fused vs Sinestro
      Naruto vs Luffy (can we just please leave it at that plastic man is a moronic mu for luffy)
      Aizen vs Madara 2
      Goku vs Jin Mori/Superman 3
      Bardock vs Omni Man

      And the best fricking one in the universe

      Lord Boros vs Battle Beast

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about these?
      >Optimus Primal vs X
      >Menasor vs Turbo Megazord

      Also, for The Fallen vs Horus, are you saying the Horus from Egyptian mythology or a different Horus?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Horus Lupercal

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, gotcha.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dinobot vs Ecliptor
      >Normally villainous characters who develop conflicting loyalties
      >Robotic swordsmen with specialized laser optics
      >Were essentially reborn to become more loyal and cybernetic (even for robot standards)
      >Both contemplated over free will (Dinobot's fate contemplating the Golden Disk suggesting predestination, Ecliptor's unquestionably considering himself built to be evil but realizes Astronema's freedom to choose to be good is more valuable)
      >Both debuted in the very installments that fans considered a turning point for better writing quality of their otherwise glorified toy commercials
      >Also died in said shows

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see this get brought up on occasion, not sure how good it is since I've only played a bit of Xenoblade.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TROONinekogays on my thread
    Out. Right now. You subhumans go back to /trash/ where you belong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you have a wiki to edit? By the way you should not ever start a quote with a capital. Just a friendly reminder.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >uminecuck when they troon out fan
        >complaining here
        Complain elsewhere, rat, and take your garbage with you.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thor got upgraded to bullshit levels
    what the frick?
    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Thor_(Marvel_Comics)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I posted about it last thread
      Outerversal rkt my ass, that b***h is universal

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thor is literally the same tier as TOAA

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do they have talk pages somewhere? I'd love to know their reasoning.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think that's bad? Take a look at the recent moronic revisions they made for Ash Ketchum's profile.
      https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Ash_Ketchum?so=search

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every night I sleep in peace, knowing that the 70 monthly bux vsbattles gets on patron will dry up eventually and shit down their forum

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I pray for it at this point. I fricking despise these deranged frickers giving off the wrong impressions to anyone who looks at their stupid-ass wiki. I genuinely like the Pokemon anime and Ash and seeing his profile be this grossly misinterpreted is repulsive.

          For context, most Legendaries that Ash could scale to are Island-level at best. They gave him 'Infinitely Multiversal' and 'Infinite Speed' because there's one scene in the anime where Cynthia's Garchomp cancels out a singular Spatial Rend from a Palkia. That's not consistent, it's one ridiculous massive outlier. It's like scaling Pikachu to Arceus-level because his Thunderbolt repelled Arceus for like two seconds.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same here, watching them underrate certain characters while arbitrarily making anything megaten 1-A (higher with willpower which they literally made up) bothers me
            Can't wait until they discover the brats they cater to don't put out financially and have to close their little forum

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Individual members of the Creation Trio aren't even multiversal to begin with, the frick are they on

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Years ago they scaled Darkrai from the movie to 2-B for canceling out Dialga and Palkia's attacks (which killed it) and then later they scale a Lucario from a random manga to 2-B for hurting an unconscious Darkrai with an Aura Sphere (Super effective) AND amped with the 'power of friendship' because one Darkrai from the anime managed to stop Palkia and Dialga by sacrificing itself.

              Did they scale Ash to 2-B for defeating Darkai in Sinnoh? Nope. It was an 'outlier' but the 2-B Lucario wasn't an 'outlier' and the Movie Darkrai wasn't an 'outlier' and now they have no issues giving Ash 2-A and Infinite Speed via an outlier.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't Arcu himself merely universal

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, current cosmological shit after Pokemon Legends released goes:
                Universe < Creation Trio < Full Power Hoopa < Multiverse < True Form Creation Trio < Arceus Fragment <True Form Arceus

                Essentially the CT and Arceus are otherwise benevolent Lovecraft-esque beings with the ones you can catch in-game being tiny fragments of their true selves.

                Do note though that the CT's true forms have never actually been seen.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                but isn't the fragment of arceus just the tablet he gives you

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, the fragment is Arceus the Pokemon you use in battle. True Arceus explicitly says as much after passing the test battle against the fragment in Legends.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you have a vid link
                people online keep telling me different things i don't even know what is going on anymore

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the CT's true forms have never actually been seen
                when was that stated?

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garcia solos your favorite verse.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      feats?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'M SO GLAD I WATCHED TOPICAL VIDEO ESSAY
      religious horror is fricking gay. Also why even stop the birth of the anti-christ. Canonically it's all going to happen. Rev is part of the plan. You cannot stop it anymore than you can save everyone. Why prolong the existence of the world? There's no appropriate theological response unless you wish to avoid the establishment of a second heaven or deny man his place in it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >videotard reddit babble
        Eat lead hijo.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not time yet

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Says who?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      BASADO

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOD DAMN.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So yeah Rebirth Gamera literally turns Legendary Godzilla at least into a fine paste

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What would make a better match for Rebirth Gamera? Shin Gojia, or Ultima Gojira (from Singular Point) ?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvNFlctjOLw
        Not bad at all, turtle. Not bad at all.

        Hollow Earth feat is higher due to the fact, A. Size and B, less density

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvNFlctjOLw
      Not bad at all, turtle. Not bad at all.

      >Frickhead bigwigs try to take control of him
      >His sheer caring for the children snaps him out of it and he, enraged snipes the fricking moon and beyond just out of sheer hatred for those pinko fricks trying to control him
      Rare Gamera chad moment

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit Gamera just killed Angela Merkel.

        frickin' gigachad moment, holy hell.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m sad but hey he gets a happy ending at least

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvNFlctjOLw
      Not bad at all, turtle. Not bad at all.

      Drilling through half of earth is way more impressive than like 5% of the moon and some space

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m too tired to debate this shit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m pretty sure it reaches space instantly and smashes through the moon and then keeps going.
        We genuinely haven’t seen it’s upper limit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m too tired to debate this shit

          >much smaller portion of a much smaller and lighter body

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m too tired to even debate you

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The HE feat took him a minute
            This feat took literal seconds, created a nearly continent sized shockwave, and didn’t experience any resistance whatsoever.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because the moon is significantly less denser

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                also
                >less denser

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I still hate the HE feat.
                It’s literally just a lot of rock and dirt. It’s more the speed that’s impressive rather than the power

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not even a matter of speed vs power. Having that greater speed means it has to have great power as well, without the power it can't move fast, the propulsion has to come from somewhere. You need a lot of force/energy to move that fast.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I still hate the HE feat.
                It’s literally just a lot of rock and dirt. It’s more the speed that’s impressive rather than the power

                the difference in speed would also indicate that the blasts are made of completely different energy emissions as well. Godzilla's radioactive fire breath is more like a jet of flame where as Gamera's is a full on laser.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                We’ve reached a point where Gamera is the one shooting lasers while Godzilla is the one shooting fire
                How the turn tables

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also he beats the shit out of Viras AND another monster while missing an arm

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Hollow Earth feat took like twenty seconds between blasting and reaching Kong

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s still only around 1000 miles. Compared to over 200,000 miles in a literal second it’s slow

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Drilling through half of earth is way more impressive than like 5% of the moon and some space

            Godzilla didn't drill through half the Earth. The hollow Earth area wasn't in the center of the Earth, or there's no reason why he would have gone Asia to shoot down at where Kong was.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don’t speak too soon

            Motherfricker there’s veritable mountains of Everest sized rock being sent spraying off into space at fractions of the speed of light. You can’t be this dense headed.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Meh

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This series is just an ever-escalating series of Gamera doing completely insane bullshit.
              >Hitting someone with a literal falcon punch to the trachea
              >Turning himself into a Rasengan
              >Railgunning the moon

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ORANGE.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I feel like shit for spoiling it

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that kino is no longer allowed or possible

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is an Umineko

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Umi = Sea
      >Neko = Cat
      Sounds like a Pokemon or something to me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Umi = Sea
      >Neko = Cat
      Sounds like a Pokemon or something to me.

      https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%A6%E3%83%9F%E3%83%8D%E3%82%B3

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO OH NO NO NO GODZILLASISTERS

    HOW CAN GAMERA BE BETTER THAN US?????!?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a Godzilla-loyal for life, I'm a little proud of the little turtle. We've been dominating for almost 70 years by now, he deserves a little win.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, he found peace at the end. That alone is something to be proud of.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to see it grow up healthy

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He seemingly died but actually just kinda reverted to babymode like a Digimon

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          MY BABY BOY

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t speak too soon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly did NOT expect him to be this aggressive.
      You know that scene in GVK where Godzilla has had enough?
      He’s that in literally every fight

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gyaos also gets a staggering power boost in this series. This thing is a gargantuan threat even by Ultraman standards now.
      If you’re wondering as to why, here’s a no-context spoiler

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can’t even wait for a calc
      Shiggy diggy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It begs the question: How do you calc something that we straight up never saw the upper limit of.
        It fricking blew through the moon with literally zero resistance and kept going

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s probably like country-continent or some shit, it’s not a huge piece of the moon.
          >Godzilla shoots fire now
          Since fricking when? He’s been shooting lasers in every piece of media for the fast almost 30 years.
          Don’t count your barugons before they hatch. I get you’re excited that Gamera is back and is going to get an upgrade, but he’s far from Godzilla still, let alone fricking Ultraman.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He’s talking about Legendary’s Atomic Breath which is more flame looking than a straight beam of energy

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're overreacting and I specifically said Legendary

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody is saying he's ultraman tier

            He is however above godzilla

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was specifically saying Legendary. Don't take my side, it brings you nothing but pain

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm tired of zillacucks
                I will bellitle them at every turn

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus Christ shut the frick up. Don't be a second me

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't anon
                That motherfricker constantly saying GO GO GODZILLA 3-0 has led me to hate the big iguana b***h

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop. If you really support him just gas the numbers on Netflix boyo

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                will do

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like, VS debating isn't how you really show support for a character.
                But also how the frick is he this fast

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, I'm just going to say this now, but Gamera now legit has Godzilla beaten in one category:
                Having a more depressing backstory.
                Because holy shit I'm pretty sure having to repeatedly mercy-kill your irreversibly brainwashed siblings is fricking awful

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mmmmm….. not Legendary. Decent range feat but in terms of actual results not much

              Sub Naruto

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              *laughter*

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... heard around the world at godzilla's pathetic death to missiles

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody is saying he's ultraman tier

            He is however above godzilla

            I was specifically saying Legendary. Don't take my side, it brings you nothing but pain

            *laughter*

            They're all below me and the Ass Void!!!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              God bless and keep you, anon.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          by what is shown obvious

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't make a lick of sense

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              it does, if a character has an unknown amount of power but performs a calcable feat then you calculate the feat and then have that as their peak while saying "oh yeah they might be stronger but we don't know by how much"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, that I can get behind

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        COPE COPE GODZILLA

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the most niche matchup you can think of.

    Carrie White (Carrie) vs Andrew Detmer (Chronicle)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ichi the Killer vs Jeff the Killer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d be shocked if anyone here can name both of these characters. They’d obscure from completely different niches.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Johanna vs Drakengard 3

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Taylor Hebert (Parahumans) vs Kumoko (So I'm a Spider, So What?). Not as good as Skitter vs Ladybug.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Henrietta (Gunslinger Girl) vs Krika (Noir); little girl assassins from anime series taking place primarily in Mediterranean countries.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hagane vs Shiranui from Mirai Ninja

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eeyore vs Telly Monster

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the most overpowered homie in anime right now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      jobs to Goku hakai

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Therewolf track. (Houkago Tea Time [K-On!] vs Kessoku Band [Bocchi the Rock])

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A death battle of the bands would actually be pretty neat, too bad it'll never happen.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If pic related was two vsgays, what would they question each other on?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If pic related was two vsgays, what would they question each other on?

      >"NAME THE FIRST EVER WINNER IN DEATH BATTLE!"
      >"HAH! C'mon Speedy, you think i was born yesterday?"
      >"Answer the question, frickwit!"
      >"Samus Aran! Who published the strongest version of sonic?!"
      >"Archie Comics! easy! Who wins in a fight between Gamera and Godzilla!?"
      >"Godzilla, what, you can't give me a hard one!? Name Three matchups for Harry Potter!"
      >"I'm just getting warmed up! Luke Skywalker, Percy Jackson and Aang! Name four Death battle combatants who were voiced by their actual voice actors!"
      >"Silver, Zuko and Ichigo! Where does Mario scale too?!"
      >"Multiversal+ because of dreamy bowser!"

      and then it goes on and on until Raven gets brought up and Speedy actually shits in his britches

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He asked for 4

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretend he listed Sigma or Yang or something

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Harry vs Aang
        >not Harry vs Tim Hunter

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            who the frick is Tim hunter? I listed aang because he was originally gonna fight him instead of luke

            https://youtube.com/shorts/Pqs_iBDtaq8?si=LKfk5mSiWq2EOuLH
            Basically Harry Potter, but in DC

            • 8 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              Tim Hunter actually came out before Harry Potter.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And Namor came out before Aquaman. Doesn’t stop people from calling him an Aquaman clone.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          who the frick is Tim hunter? I listed aang because he was originally gonna fight him instead of luke

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tim destroys Harry casually

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What about Harry vs Harry?

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Terrarian and Steve can't beat each other no matter how they try due to respawn mechanics.
    >Terrarian just does a pro-gamer move, leaves the world they're in and deletes it.
    GG Stevecucks.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You brought all these boys, just to stand a chance against the head of the table?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he only barely looks out of place somehow

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped caring

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gameragay sees big laser and assumes Gamera is Ultraman tier now
    Jesus fricking Christ give an inch and he takes a lightyear

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never said that.

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are all TRASH

      Holy mother of frick Overwatch vs Shit Wars. Just... just frick you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some unholy rape matches in there.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please don't waste Light and Yujiro like this

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t get why they keep trying to force Light vs Columbo. They don’t even have any connections. Do they just hate Light for some reason? It’s like Omni-Man vs Homelander, except instead of Omni-Man, they use Black Frieza. It’s a sigmaspite MU that can only exist through extreme, irrational hatred for one of the characters.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are desperately trying to convince the public that this is the Light Yagami matchup people when they obviously want Light yagami vs Walter White instead

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Everyone knows that Walter White's matchup is the Imposter from Among Us.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone already agreed on Phoenix Wright vs Imposter during the fake Gutsmitri preview. It’s not like Phoenix’s be fighting Saul any time soon, so Imposter’s his next best bet.

                Personally, I’m rooting for Imposter vs Spy

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, Spy vs Spy is better.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So whos double crossing who?
                are they double crossing each other?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quadruple cross, as they work together to fight Grey/Gray.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Everyone agreed
                Majority of people said it was shit. Your psyop won’t work.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Swan has a terrible tastes in matches, and as evidenced by his like for Meta Knight vs Zero and Whitebeard vs Escanor, is surrounded by idiots with shit tastes feeding into it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He wants his favorite obscure character on the show.
            It's like chosen undead vs dragon born where swan thought the DB would be easy fodder for his chosen character.
            Yeah it's shit.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean it's not just that he wants him in, Light has potential!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Columbo
              >Obscure
              In what world?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Columbo
                >Dark Souls
                >obscure

                Nobody wants to see some random tv detective go against light.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody wants to see some random brat go up against Columbo

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good. Throw some other daytime character at them. I'm sure it'll do at least Killua vs misaka numbers.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Columbo would pull 2 million easy

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only if death battle knows its boomers well.
                Anyways glad we can agree light is a shit match for him.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder how a fight featuring Tintin, El Chapulín Colorado, or some other non-American icon would do viewer-wise

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wanna see Tintin vs Johnny Quest

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think El Santo vs undertaker would be great.
                It's best to place them with characters that make sense unlike someone belonging to a completely different category.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chaplin vs Kamen Rider is kino

                >asking for terminal autist-tier shit like Columbo vs Wojak or Tintin vs Chupacabra
                >when we’re STILL missing legacy MUs like Kyle vs Simon, Galactus vs Unicron, and Naruto vs Luffy
                You peoples’ priorities are as straight as a San Francisco nightclub

                Go back to plebbit troony

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Columbo
              >Dark Souls
              >obscure

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Call me crazy, but I don’t think that guy knows what the hell he’s talking about.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              But why not Columbo vs L? Or Columbo vs Kyoko? Or Columbo vs Naoto?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                We need fights between dudes who would actually fight

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, we definitely got enough of those
                What we really need are A LOT more fights with people who would never think of fighting. Way more fun.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Saul fans think he can beat miles or phoenix wright
                Just what are they on? Saul is a ghetto lawyer at best and worst a blatant conman. He wouldn't win in a honest confrontation. Even with rigging, he still loses.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you not watch the last few eps? He talked down a 100+ year sentence to 7 with concessions from the prosecuting side for luxuries and amneties in prison.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yet he fricked up with Kim. There is no doubt that his backroom shenanigans helped him out.

                Plus you're forgetting he was Walter's helper and so had a bunch of info to give to the feds they wouldn't have otherwise. Probably gave up hank's gravesite to give himself an easier sentence.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are desperately trying to convince the public that this is the Light Yagami matchup people when they obviously want Light yagami vs Walter White instead

            Light is for Kolchak. Not fricking White or Columbo.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              who?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kolchak the Night Stalker.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What don't you like about Yujiro vs Younger Toguro?

          [...]

          *Red and Blu

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        Wow pretty much all of these suck

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wanks jobbers like Testament and Jin instead of using actual arc system heavyweights like Hakumen, Slayer, Terumi, Ariels, etc.

        Words cannot describe the level at which I hate the death battle crew.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Liam says he "kinda digs it", but thinks Xemnas stomps which John and Erin agree with
        Soon

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >soon
          Roxas vs Roxxas
          Prepare your bussy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Whitebeard vs Escanor and Whitebeard vs Yamamoto

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think Yamamoto is better because Bleach could use a win.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think Yamamoto is better because Bleach could use a win.

          Old Man Genocide is 100% better, Whitebeard and Escanor have nothing in common except for facial hair. That matchup fricking sucks.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I need a rundown on the right guy

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bleach's Whitebeard figure, old man that's gotten weak with age but still kicks the ass of pretty much anyone he fights and renown as one of the strongest fighters in the world, head of the law enforcement in Bleach's ghost world, fire powers, kind of a strict butthole, very proud of what he built, dies on his feet.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Deku vs fricking AKKO
        How? They pick Deku, a guy with more good MUs than even Superman, and put him against a literal-who no one asked for, not once, but TWICE? Not Boruto, not Rock Lee, not Miles, not Kamala, not Gon, not Invincible, not Kid Danger, not Will Stronghold, but fricking ASTA and AKKO?

        • 8 months ago
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          Why would you put a guy who was in one movie against someone from a manga with over 400 chapters?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            WHY NOT?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll never understand how black clover fans could watch Deku be fed to Asta and still find a way to b***h and moan that they had deku put up a fight instead of being one shotted

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Feats?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have two, but that's not the point right now

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mash vs Asta would have been better.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shouldn’t Mash fight Naofumi or Maple?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He meant the guy from Mashle

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Kid Danger
          why use him when he doesn't scale to the multi-continental shit?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Saul vs Miles edgeworth
        >the best ace attorney match up
        Cringe.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously it’s actually Saul vs Phoenix, but they’re both defense attorneys, so it makes no sense for them to face off in court. Saul vs Miles is the next best MU that actually fits a court case format.

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    Deku vs Mexican Thanos

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    Mort is crazy enough to kill

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    What's the durability calc from this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since the gif loops on forever, that means they’re taking infinite hits, so I’d say Immeasurable durability sounds right

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    I think picrel is the strongest I've ever seen a comic book cartoon adaptation
    Guy literally tanks the shit out of a country buster.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      vid pls

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, Tony has some armors that put him above every baseline Avenger, and possibly above amped ones. It's just a natural progression of tech.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are at least 3 star level superman versions from TV

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        name them

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Superman, Superman, and Superman (aka Clark Kent)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Superman vs The Elite, Superman Unbound, Justice League vs Fatal Five, and possibly Smallville

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why tf isn't Columbo fighting Kojak instead of some rando unrelated weebshit muppet?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or a three-way, Columbo vs Kojak vs McCloud. Who dominates those 70's daytime airwaves?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Magnum P.I. stomps every one, all at once

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because swan has shit taste.

  60. 8 months ago
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    I wonder if the reason they didn’t do MM vs Piccolo/Jiren was because of how hard the Gogito finale flopped. Guess they realized all the gayonballs left, so there’s no point pandering to them now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same series fights always do poorly so I don’t know why you’d use this as a metric. The Boys BR got like 2.5M views.

  61. 8 months ago
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    >asking for terminal autist-tier shit like Columbo vs Wojak or Tintin vs Chupacabra
    >when we’re STILL missing legacy MUs like Kyle vs Simon, Galactus vs Unicron, and Naruto vs Luffy
    You peoples’ priorities are as straight as a San Francisco nightclub

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay what would your ideal match up be?
      My absolute must haves
      >Booker vs corvo
      >Ezio
      >Galactus vs unicron
      >My personal pick

      • 8 months ago
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        [...]
        *Ideal season
        Frick

        Iron Man vs Blue Beetle
        Shirou Emiya vs Kamijou Touma
        Raiden Shogun (Genshin) vs Raiden (MK)
        Raiden (MGR) vs Strider Hiryu
        Venom vs Jackie Estacado (The Darkness)
        Yujiro Hanma vs Akuma
        Deadshot vs Bullseye
        Master Chief vs Commander Shepard
        Martian Manhunter vs Piccolo
        Adam West Batman vs Toei Spider-Man
        Deku vs Rock Lee
        Doomsday vs SCP-682
        Kyle Rayner vs Simon the Digger

        I see you trying to sneak Kyle vs Simon as a legacy MU. That shit is not on par with Cole vs Alex and Galactus vs Unicron, it’s a meme matchup.
        [...]
        Unironically EMH Pym.

        There’s been r/whowouldwin threads for it as far back as 2016. It is absolutely a legacy request

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit, I forgot
          >Guts vs Samurai Jack/Geralt/Clare/literally anyone besides Fujo Emblem

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay what would your ideal match up be?
      My absolute must haves
      >Booker vs corvo
      >Ezio
      >Galactus vs unicron
      >My personal pick

      *Ideal season
      Frick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see you trying to sneak Kyle vs Simon as a legacy MU. That shit is not on par with Cole vs Alex and Galactus vs Unicron, it’s a meme matchup.

      Is there ANYONE that could be a good match up for Olimar? The Knight from Hollow Knight?

      Unironically EMH Pym.

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there ANYONE that could be a good match up for Olimar? The Knight from Hollow Knight?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No?

  63. 8 months ago
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    im kinda bored of vs battles. it gets stale after a while.

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    • 8 months ago
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      You are a treasure, anon.

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    • 8 months ago
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      ok I get it but what a fricking stomp

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      alt

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  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    New thread

    [...]

    Migrate

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit I just made one.

      [...]

      Use either one.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can delete your post.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          How? I've never deleted a post.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just click on the 3 dots and delete your thread. I just did it on another board. You don't have to be a janny to do it anymore.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I just got it but thanks anyway.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trans cope

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That just looks like AIDs

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    • 8 months ago
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      Robokill stomps. I MEAN LOOK AT HIM

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    • 8 months ago
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      Much appreciated

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