Death Battle

Next fight is Freiza (Dragon Ball) vs Megatron (Transformers) on October 9.
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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She deserves a match

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Linkle (Legend of Zelda)

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kyle stomps SHITmon the Suicidal

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simon inspires me and I could kick your ass so I win and therefore Simon wins.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He won’t. And neither will I, so long as

    [...]

    >with great sorrow
    Didn’t even shed a tear for Nia’s death right in front of him. Dude accepted it and got over her in a literal attosecond. Kylegays are sure getting desperate if they have to make up complete headcanon about the ending in order to win.

    And this match ain’t happening if Swank gets his way. They’re not dumb; they KNOW people only want this MU to see Simon be badass. If Swank pulls a “Depression, huh?” on Simon at the end, and it doesn’t end in an epic giga drill breaker clash that’s respectful to both combatants, they’re absolutely gonna lose a bunch of memberships over it, which they can’t afford to do. This is a legacy MU on par with Galactus vs Unicron; they aren’t just gonna feed it to Swank silly-nilly like they did with a literal-who series like Ben 10.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And this match ain’t happening if Swank gets his way. They’re not dumb; they KNOW people only want this MU to see Simon be badass. If Swank pulls a “Depression, huh?” on Simon at the end, and it doesn’t end in an epic giga drill breaker clash that’s respectful to both combatants, they’re absolutely gonna lose a bunch of memberships over it, which they can’t afford to do

      Death Battle loves upsets more than it does pleasing fans

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simon Giga Drills Breaks his own brains out when he sees images of his fat, sweat obese loser fans humping their Nia bodypillows beyond the Source Wall, losing his hope in humanity and will to go on.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ... in Kyle's imagination, moments before he hears a familiar "Bueno, bueno..." right behind him.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unfortunately Simon wakes up from this dream, still maidenless, he reaches for a nearby power drill to excavate the contents of his own skull.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ... imagined Kyle, as Bueno Excelente rearranged his guts.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              ...dreamed Simon, before killing himself.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... in Kyle's imagination, after Bueno left him looking like a donut.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How long are you going to pretend that this MU has any legacy at all? I know vtards are delusional, but this is on a whole ‘nother level.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How strong would their kid be!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Devil's traits don't seem genetic at all since only one of them exist for each concept.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >devil traits don't pass down
      >cursed energy genetics are a crapshoot
      >it's technically Yuji's kid and not Sukuna's
      Not much

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Didn’t see the spoilers

        His original body is back.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          His body's dick probably doesn't work anymore

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Implying he only has one

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looking at what happened to Tengen it's more like he's turning into a giant one

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming natural abilities for control and high amounts of curse energy like I think is implied for Sukuna? If making was raised by the government I think the implication is that her current incarnation was probably young and just remembers her overall lives so I think they would age normal.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon. All the favelas in the world will celebrate the victory of their idol.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alternity Megatron be like
      >Y’all hear something?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, Vlad Plasmius now canonically has a multiverse takeover attempt in a crossover and is multiversal. This is in addition and support to VSBW making Danny multiversal. What happens to Vlad's matchups?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They sure as frick know how to jiggle the keys for us now.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Capegays throwing a spergfit over Simon again
    Is Friezatron that dull of a match?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon Ball went out of fashion even on Cinemaphile. Their threads are supported by just fake mental illness, absolutely no one cares about power levels there.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither fanbase cares about it since it's a a stomp with no sport to it, ether in Frieza's favor if they go by normal canon or a stomp in Megatron's favor if they go with crazy extended lore. There's no fun in comparing their feats and power, it's completely decided by an arbitrary choice we have no control over.

    • 8 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      It's hard to discuss since they're being mum on what all Megatron does and doesn't get. If Megs wins, it's no big deal as Dragon Ball has been well and thoroughly humbled on the show. If Megs loses, it's no big deal since Frieza ducked fighting his most bullshit forms and killed a guy that is, generously, planet level. There's nothing at stake here.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it’s just stomping or getting stomped. Even if it was pre Super Frieza I wouldn’t be invested in this fight

        I just want Zim vs Crypto at this point

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Too bad Death Battle going to give us Zim vs Perdiot if the Fireside Chats are to be believed

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They simply aren't based enough for such a matchup.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is they really can't wank G1 cartoon Megs beyond planet level because it breaks the setting and conflict with Unicron.
        So it's going to be embarrassing cope even a Transformers fan wouldn't want to see, to even make this a fight.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          As if they never went with nonsense logic that would break a character's setting and conflict before

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This one's a really concrete direct comparison though. Even if you go by the Japanese G1 cartoons, Galvatron, Megatron's more powerful reborn self still wanted a SHITLOAD of parts just to try and replicate Unicorn's power, and he never even accomplished it.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I WILL BECOME UNICORN

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's not his most powerful form, Megatron Omega: Perfect Form is well Golden Megatron actually is but that requires a energy that may no longer exist in the current universe

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know that's not his most powerful form, I'm specifically sticking to the G1 cartoons in this hypothetical so Frieza has a chance.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >because it breaks the setting
          Since when did DB ever give a shit about the setting?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the are scaling Megatron to where they placed Optimus Prime vs. RX-78, and having him fight a Frieza that scales up from Vegeta in Vegeta vs. Thor, then this is stupidly one sided. If they go with crazy Japan only lore shit then it's essentially just Silver vs. Trunks 2.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The matchup is ass, anyone who tells you otherwise is lying. There are so many better Dragon Ball matchups and Death Battle chooses Frieza vs Megs because "muh purple evil aliens". Frick off. Give me Gohan, Invincible and Conner fight.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just find it bizarre people are pretending the Life Equation should count as standard equipment for Kyle. They didn't even give Darkseid the Anti-Life Equation. Or that breaching the Source Wall is a PURE STRIKING FEAT accomplished by RAW DETERMINATION and not an esoteric experience that ultimately ended with Kyle being unable to handle the Life Equation's power and willingly relinquishing it.

      Neither fanbase cares about it since it's a a stomp with no sport to it, ether in Frieza's favor if they go by normal canon or a stomp in Megatron's favor if they go with crazy extended lore. There's no fun in comparing their feats and power, it's completely decided by an arbitrary choice we have no control over.

      Also pretty much this. Either a gay lizard flicks a piece of tin into FTL fragments, or a reality warping god-machine dunks a gay lizard into a portal of hypertime-digesting oblivion. There's no fun because it doesn't actually depend on the merits and attribute the characters are enjoyed for, it depends solely on whose nonsensical wank takes priority in the mind of the "research" team.

      ...actually shit, this was the basis for Darkseid for Thanos too technically wasn't it? Except that one was great because in that particular case the wank actually bounced off the counter-wank well, and the fight was won more through outside the box thinking than muh scaling.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They want it to count because its literally the only way he can potentially win even though as you say by all reason he shouldnt have it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just hilarious to me that they're wanking KYLE of all people this hard, when some time ago people were complaining he "took over" Hal's role as the "main" Lantern.

          Born too late to know about HEAT, huh? Suffice to say that yes, some people do wank the Lanterns as hard as self-inserts wank Gohan.

          >They think they will let Simon kill a DC herald
          >When nowadays Death Battle's "researchers" don't even let Marvel high tiers beat DC mid-tiers.
          Just fricking ban DC or cancel Death Battle already. The current team sucks. The show is so biased for a dying brand.

          >The current team sucks
          We were robbed with Kool-Aid Man vs Randy Savage

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf are you talking about?

          Oh it’s because it’s non standard and temporary, which would normally be a phenomenal argument except for one tiny but ever so crucial detail: THE WHITE LANTERN ITSELF WAS ALSO NON STANDARD AND TEMPORARY

          Giving Kyle some of his non standard equipment but not all of it is stupid, especially since one of Kyle’s main tools while he was a White Lantern was THE FRICKING LIFE EQUATION

          This would be like if they did Joker vs Gionro and they allowed Giorno to use GER but actually not Return to Zero, and he only gets the amped versions of his previous abilities. What I’m describing sounds stupid, right? THAT is same thing with life equation and Kyle

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think Kyle had the life equation longer than Simon had STTGL.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              He did yea

              Can't tell if this is bait or cope.

              My opinion

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >My opinion
                I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you get the treatment you need.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either Freaza stomps by being a gorillion times universal, or Megatron gets obscure nissan toy lore and stomps by being multiversal.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I summon Thumbnail Anon to make me Johnny Cage vs Nic Cage

    • 8 months ago
      Thumbnail Anon
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >vtubeshitter sperging about incels
    Ironic.
    Accept it japshits
    West>>>East
    My Heroes>>>Your Heroes
    Little Boy >>>>>>>> Hiroshima

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lanterngay prefers little boys
      Can’t make this shit up

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ironic coming from an avatargayging pedophile.
        I don't even like Kyle. I just hate Simon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        just following in the footsteps of his great hero hal

    • 8 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      >Simon surrenders to Kyle as corpsmen look on, 1945, white lantern colorized.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Simon surrenders to Kyle as corpsmen look on, 1945, white lantern colorized.

      http://en.battleship-game.org/id14310140/classic
      Come defeat your shitty heroes motherfrickers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Little Boy >>>>>>>> Hiroshima

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who will she humble?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have her fight Yugi for shits and giggles

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prisma Illya, we’ve been through this

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literal who from a pedophile premise anime

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That isn't even Prisma Illya you stupid pedophile. That's Sitonai, who is a combination of a bunch of Divine Spirits and Heroic Spirits in the body of Fate/Stay Night Illya.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Illyasviel von Einzbern (Fate/Kaleid Prisma Illya) is her best and the matchup is surprisingly supported quite a but despite the obscurity of both characters

      [...]

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        S i l e n c e
        P e d o p h i l e

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is COMPku vs COMPyu still winning?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Moondoka’s starting to edge it out

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd love to edge it out those two.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The magical girls are starting to pull ahead

        Frick, I just want Goku vs Ryu wuxia SOVL.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wouldn’t be widow, it would just be spamming energy blasts and bad scaling

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The magical girls are starting to pull ahead

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gorillas can live safely here.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who even makes these photoshops? Is this some new ai program I haven’t kept track of?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Saber gets on the show would she be the first futanari character Deathbattle has ever had?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pop quiz
      You are a woman masquerading as a man to be the king. It has come time to get an heir, here are your choices.
      Do you...
      >1) Find a bastard off the street that has the same color of hair as you and say that this is your illegitimate son?
      >2) Do you have the wizard Merlin use his magic in order to create a magical child once again, just like he did to create you in the first place?
      >3) Do you just bite the bullet and find a man to impregnate you, you can have Sir Gawain masquerade as you for the year without all too much difficulty anyway?
      Or last but certainly not least.
      >4) Do you have the wizard Merlin give you a futa wiener so that you can impregnate your wife (Actually platonic friend you married) but in the end not even bang your wife and instead get raped by your sister when she sneaks into your castle and collects a sample of semen from you in order to create a magical clone baby of you that you will then never acknowledge?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that honor belongs to Crona

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crona isn't specifically a futanari like Saber is, they're just a skittish fem-creature with an unknown sex.
        Saber is straight up a chick with a magical dick.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The TA anon should help the Death Battle wiki. It took them years to decide the main pic for Sora and Bayonetta's entries, and I don't think they have made up their minds yet for Akuma and M. Bison's. Several articles are still a mess.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >M. Bison has gotten worse portraits with time, same for my boy Leon S. Kennedy
      >Sora is fine. His face looks almost the same in all his official artwork, so portrait changes don't matter much.
      >Bayo's got changed 7 times this year alone, but they went with a nice pick at least.
      >Zatanna has an Artgerm illustration.
      >Harley's is terrible. They let her page die.
      >Goku's first portrait was the best one. IMO.
      >For some reason, they went with a 3D Guts instead of a Miura Guts for years.
      >Raiden's has never been changed, because it's just that good and timeless.
      >A lot of MK characters' portraits are being modified right now.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sweeps G1 Blog
    http://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2021/09/death-battle-predictions-simon-digger.html?m=1

    >Sweeps Death Battle Cast
    https://www.youtube.com/live/16eIBRNfWiA?feature=shared

    >Sweeps Purple Ragna

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Even the two biggest capegay groups couldnt get Kyle the win
      Pathetic lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t understand, Kyle doesn’t just win, he fricking SWEEPS.

      >Is way faster
      >Is way more versatile
      >Is way more experienced
      >Kyle has canonically seen all of Gurren Lagann so he also has prior knowledge on all of Simon’s capabilities
      >Simon has ZERO resistances to any and all forms of Emotional Manipulation, Kyle’s main hax so making him clinically depressed and lose all willpower is a valid win-con
      >Resist most of Simon’s Hax
      >Kyle’s Energy absorption should hardcounter Simon’s Spiral Energy Absorption
      >Almost all of Simon’s advantages only work with flimsy Dimensional Tiering BS
      >Kyle is going to get Life Equation for the actual episode which will turbo frick and crucify him to the Source Wall
      And Most Importantly
      >STTGL is from an asian movie, and thus cannot kill Kyle because he loves Asian Movies too much

      To paraphrase a wise man

      >”There's billions of galaxies in infinite realities and in each and every one Simon will always bow to the White Lantern Majesty”

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean Kyle starts the battle aware of just how screwed he is? Poor guy

      • 8 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        I can buy Simon resisting fear. But you're kidding yourself if you think he won't fall like a chump to love, hope, or rage.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't tell if this is bait or cope.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this fight even actually happening? It seems like shit match up because you can possibly animate an interesting fight between a guy and a robot thats bigger then a universe even if they are evenly matched.

        Anyway is Kyle Paradox resistent? Because theres a Part where super galaxy gurren lagenn fires lasers at every point in space and time to hit a thing that went outside of it. So unless Kyle has some immunity to an attack that hurts/kills you if you were ever vulnrable he loses

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No Kyle isn’t acausal like Flash so he loses

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Liam look like chucky whenever he talks

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's insecure.

      • 8 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        Remake or original?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          OG

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      40:46 is the funniest moment in death battle history

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        timestamps to liam getting pissed and put down?

        It's a good one

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't see anything on the caliber of "Swan was so pissed bro!" or anything, he was just trying to make a point and the host confused it for being something else

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Swan

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No I am serious I wanna see Swan get pissed, I just am disappointed if that's it. I thought it was going to be something like
              Swan: GAHHH YOU FRICKING moronic POOP HEAD FRICK FACE DUMBASS FRICK FRICK
              Ben: CALM DOWN RIGHT NOW!
              Swan: Sigghhh.....
              or something gay like that not
              Swan: Yaddah yaddah yaddah
              Random ass dude: That isnt a strength feat
              Swan: I know
              and they leave it at that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol this is glorious, comicshitters can't handle taking the L even once after wanking their shitty capes to beat everything

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they only withholding sources for Friezatron because it will immediately make it obvious who wins? Frieza stomps all but Alternity or maybe Cybertron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legends web series and Dreamwave/Funpub G1 Megatron probably win too since their essentially composites in fictions where "everything is canon". I know Dreamwave/Funpub is dead but they used Archie Sonic after all.
      But yes, the sources they use instantly tell us the winner.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They think they will let Simon kill a DC herald
    >When nowadays Death Battle's "researchers" don't even let Marvel high tiers beat DC mid-tiers.
    Just fricking ban DC or cancel Death Battle already. The current team sucks. The show is so biased for a dying brand.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is Frieza’s problem?

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    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really needs to get dicked down.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely why do people wank the lanterns so hard? I don't think a single sane person would argue base Superman beats STTGL but bring Kyle in and watch them flood in

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      DCgays would think a DC C lister would beat STTGL. Just accept that when it comes to powergay shit DCgays will always autisticially support the cape character when up against something not cape related

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      STTGL got destroyed IN the movie, I don't get why people NLF it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a single sane person
      Also there's your problem.
      We're in the psychopathic fighting arena fanfiction thread.
      You think we're SANE?

      STTGL got destroyed IN the movie, I don't get why people NLF it.

      >STTGL got destroyed IN the movie
      The pilot proceeded to destroy the being who did that with his bare fists. After shattering his own STTGL-equivalent with a smaller mech. Just pointing that out.

      I can buy Simon resisting fear. But you're kidding yourself if you think he won't fall like a chump to love, hope, or rage.

      Wait, are...are you now arguing that Kyle SEDUCES Simon to death? Is that where we're going with this, Death Battle where Kyle picks up a Violet Ring and waves his bussy at Simon?

      Were you a fricking fujo all along?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"S-Simon's dick! It feels just like-
        >flashback
        >"Bueno, bueno, bueno..."

      • 8 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        >Love
        >Immediately thinks of homosexual seduction
        Simongays, you aren't sending your best.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey. Kyle is the designated pretty boy of the human GL's

    • 8 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      The non-swanked STTGL nearly died to a big bang. A single big bang, don't even bring that "it was infinite big bangs" bullshit here. And then it DID die to a mech small enough to carry its homeworld on its head copying its move. Simon only won because he pulled a pilot kill.

      You want to play swank games, get ready to win swanked prizes. Congrats b***h, it's Simon getting curbstomped against the Source Wall, I hope you like it, because if Granzemboa clapping two galaxies together to make an explosion is "infinite big bangs, infinite totalities," what do you think the Source Wall gets to be?

      Wtf are you talking about?

      Oh it’s because it’s non standard and temporary, which would normally be a phenomenal argument except for one tiny but ever so crucial detail: THE WHITE LANTERN ITSELF WAS ALSO NON STANDARD AND TEMPORARY

      Giving Kyle some of his non standard equipment but not all of it is stupid, especially since one of Kyle’s main tools while he was a White Lantern was THE FRICKING LIFE EQUATION

      This would be like if they did Joker vs Gionro and they allowed Giorno to use GER but actually not Return to Zero, and he only gets the amped versions of his previous abilities. What I’m describing sounds stupid, right? THAT is same thing with life equation and Kyle

      And you think STTGL wasn't temporary because...?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And you think STTGL wasn't temporary because...?

        I didn’t say it was/wasn’t temporary, I just want to debunk the idea Kyle shouldn’t get the Life Equation

        And to be honest, either way, STTGL wouldn’t do jack shit against the Source Wall

        • 8 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Swank said flat out that NOTHING Simon had could reach the Source Wall. Not infinite dimensions, not infinite universes, nothing. His opponent didn't even contest it, he just said "Well 5 lanterns pierced the Source Wall." just for Swank to go "Yep, that's because lanterns are strong."

          Swank is going to leave out the life equation and equalize stats as a mercy to Simongays knowing full well he can just bring those out if he really needs to kill an argument.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He will leave those out
            Not with how angry he was getting in the podcast. He will bring out all the stops to make this a definitive win. He will do here what he couldn't do with cu vs db.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine Ben walking up to him and saying, "Look, Liam... The coinflip says Simon wins. Sorry." and walking away

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Swan forces his way to voice Kyle like hebdid with Chosen Undead
                >Ben cucks him with the Simon win forcing him into Dragonborn VS Chosen Undead 2 where he has to voicw the loser
                >"Shoulda let my Archie Sonic win homosexual lmao"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Revenge

              • 8 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                >Ben! No! This isn't the fight ending you showed me in the studio!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ben forces Swan to voice the losing character
                >In an episode more than likely being written by Swan
                >This will come as a surprise to Swan that he’s voicing the losing character in an episode he wrote because…
                There’re some flaws in your logic. Do some of you actually think that Ben just tells everyone last minute what their rolls are?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                *roles

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Swan is the research lead. He isn't going to get blindsided. He pretty much runs the show. Ben at best will tell him to make a respectful ending unlike Ben 10 vs hal.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Simon can't win this. He doesn't have the Kirkbride autism.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that's what Simon's defenders don't understand. Simon doesn't have a Kirkbride in his corner. He has bog-standard giant robot anime. That's not enough to beat DC.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Already beat it twice and is double the dimensions of Perpetua. DC is too weak outside of fancope

              • 8 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Swank thought Dragon Born was just some dude. But he's heard infinite speed infinite power infinite growth Simon and called it sub Source Wall.

                Genuinely what the frick is suggsverse about? Like, the plot? All I know about it is that it tries to go so high on the power order it loops around and plummets

                Honestly, I have no idea either. I'm not sure anyone does.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Simon does, however, have Punished Ben backing him. Denied of his Sonic W, he will enact vengeance upon Swanky while making sure his moronic slopconsuming audience remains satiated. This was the long con all along.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Pretty much runs the show
                >Harps on about how Chosen Undead VS Dragonborn will be his next white whale and how Chosen Undead sromps no diff
                >ENTER Kirkbride and the rest of the team telling him to shut his b***h ass up and having him voice the loser

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Punished Ben might be the arc in DB's history

            • 8 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              It's not his style to bring out everything unless he has to. It's why they started doing blackboxes and Q&A's, because holding back on feats is first and foremost a rhetorical tactic.

              Going "Well let me leave out this powerful form to make it fair" allows one to win a debate just by bringing his character within spitting distance of the other. It shifts the burden from needing to be able to prove an overpowering win to needing to prove a push, because you can always go "well now bring the powerup in" to tip the scales.

              I do think he's going to make the death very petty. Expect some line about Simon not having the will or the heart to finish the fight.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Swank has to cry and cheat to potentially get his way
            Yes Satan, because he fears Simon the Chad and could only seethe in fury as Kyle lost again lmao

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Show me White Lantern Kyle tanking even a planet-buster....don't worry I'll wait.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >non-swanked
        but Swan wasn't the one supporting Simon what?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Swank is a catch all term for over inflation of power level, it doesn’t actually have to be Swan. Bill was swanked by Speedy

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's short circuiting

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TTGL always came off as stronger than STTGL to me since it's destroyed through a deliberate kamikaze attack that succeeds in instantly beating its target, while STTGL gets ripped to shreds and then the pilot has to actually finish the fight themselves.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever this CapeworldComics poster is he always have the most moronic takes.

    STTGL would body Perpetua and the entire DCverse. Sperm Lantern Kyle is less than a microbe to him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, I'm s huge Super Robot fanboy but I really think STTGL would lose to a properly researched Mr. Mxy.
      Emperor Joker was about to destroy the multiverse and he was still missing some of Mr. Mxy's power.
      That said, Kyle is fricked and even regular Superman is skating uphill.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kyle never got the hang of LE and gave it up. STTGL wasnt a temporary thing according to Work Soul.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spiral Power shits on Crisis/Anticrisis Power, which is all the powers in DC combined. Are you people high?

      6 dimensions vs 27 dimensions. The discussion ends there.

    • 8 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      >It wasn't temporary because the guidebook said Simon could create a similar spiral space and power bac up again.
      This is like saying White Lantern wasn't temporary because Kyle can just talk to the life entity anytime he wants to.

      >Kyle shouldn't have the life equation!
      You can tell they're afraid.

      Oh they are terrified. They fear the white boot coming down. They're getting Failure X flashbacks.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And he still wont have real control of it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Failure X
        Curious how the only other person to say that in these threads is prismotroon... Something you're not telling us, Otto?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kyle shouldn't have the life equation!
    You can tell they're afraid.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not as afraid as Swan when Ben SHUSHED him live on camera.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        qrd

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ben was heavily hinting at Liam to accept a tiebreaker and stop arguing as time is running out. Liam visibly looks upset because he's a fricking loser who gets mad when losing irrelevant debates.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Swan got heated and pissy over Simon getting one over on his precious DC and Ben shut him down

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Less shut him down and more tried to appease him by offering a tie, which more or less means Simon is fricked.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chad 11d simon
    >vs virgin 6d dc multiverse
    DCbros... I thought we had the bestest cosmology...

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hm.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Artemis is pretty decent with his DB animations, I think it'll turn out fine. Unsure what he'll use for Megatron but I've got some faith in him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many TFS/HFIL references do you think they do?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing they'll have LittleKuriboh voicing him too (and with the TFS track record, I wouldn't be surprised if Frieza loses)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blender
      So the fight will be kino like the old days. Got it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm. The animation might be okay, actually. This is right in DevilArtemis' wheelhouse. No much melee combat, mostly ranged and beams and character interactions.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DC
    >- Only 6D
    >- Omniverse is only potentially infinite (not actually infinite)
    Simon is orders of magnitude above the DCverse.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This the "strongest cosmology in fiction"?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        DC is mid tier when it comes to cosmology. Even Marvel is higher.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mommy of the DC multiverse can barely destroy universes
          OH NO NO NO

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Is only 6D
            Weak setting

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >”Strongest Cosmology in Fiction”
        >Suggsverse and SCP entered the chat.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Suggs cosmology is shit tier

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Suggsverse
          >Characters are literally homieversal in that they're made by a dumb Black person who doesn't understand anything.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it wanked Steven King shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Suggsverse is probably it as its literally "powergay the cosmology" by design. The kindergarten "Nuh uh. That thing you said? Mines stronger" thing

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Suggs unironically cucked himself by declaring his characters "beyond any author's intentions" meaning they're featless

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Goes to show a timeless lesson.
            >Power level ≠ Writing Quality when it comes to storytelling

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Genuinely what the frick is suggsverse about? Like, the plot? All I know about it is that it tries to go so high on the power order it loops around and plummets

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is no plot. It is literally just "Here's the strongest powergay thing now frick off"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like, it's just a series of fights? Do they even fight or do they just say "I AM OMNIPOTENT BEYOND OMNIPOTENT 2"?

              • 8 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                I --think-- it's a battle shonen type thing where the main character beats up a series of progressively powerful bad guys.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The latter with maybe some "moves" sprinkled in about how they made an infiniry beyond infinity that makes DC's entire cosmology look like absolutely nothing by just swinging my dick a bit or stuff like that

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No clue

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Genuinely what the frick is suggsverse about?
                A bunch of fictional characters trying to kill their own IRL author, and the author sends God, Allah, Brahman, etc. to stop the characters, they get killed and so the author has to come up with new threats and eventually the author dies. The story continues though.

              • 8 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Really? That's it?

                There's a lot of old powerlevel blackpills no one wants to swallow. Like every utterance of the phrase "multiverse" in Secret Wars 2 clearly meaning universe within the context of the story. And a lot of Beyonder's pre retcon wank comes from "multiverse" matching the common definition used today.

                That's because the old Marvel cosmology went:

                >Multiverse: All alternate Marvel universes. Does it have a Spidey? It's in the multiverse.

                >Ultraverse: All Marvel properties that aren't "Marvel." Star Wars comics. Transformers after they quietly left 616. New Universe. The Inhumanoids comic.

                >Omniverse: Everything. Marvel, DC. Lord of the Rings, everything.

                So under that system Beyonder held power over the "Marvel" Multiverse, but not the MARVEL multiverse. New Universe would have been outside his control.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                In Secret Wars 2, multiverse just meant 616 and adjacent planes like hell. When the Beyonder "dies", all his energy being directed outside our universe results in ONE universe being created.
                I believe stories both before and after Secret Wars 2 used Multiverse to mean a collection of every Marvel universe. But that wasnt how the language was used in Secret Wars 2.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Reminds me how Otto's stories feature a bunch of Victorian ghost busters that don't go up to wall level.

              • 8 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Well, they're a little more than that. Not much more, but more than a wall.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Highlight "potentially infinite"
      >Don't highlight "innumerable worlds and galaxies
      It's okay. You can come here when Simon dies screaming for Kamina to hold him one last time.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Innumerable is hyperbole you autistic dipshit.

        Potentially infinite is a clear term. Read up:

        https://sites.middlebury.edu/fyse1229pisapati/mathematical-work/potential-infinite-v-actual-infinite/

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't like it so it's hyperbole
          Beyond infinite Kyle will kill Simon, you will cry, and the reputation of Gurren Lagan will join Ben 10 in the trash.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks death battle has any effect on reputation
            lol

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Proceeds to demonstrate an IQ south of 30
            You've embarrassed yourself enough for today. Scram.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DC universes are canonically weaker than normal universes. But DCucks are not ready for this discussion yet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot of old powerlevel blackpills no one wants to swallow. Like every utterance of the phrase "multiverse" in Secret Wars 2 clearly meaning universe within the context of the story. And a lot of Beyonder's pre retcon wank comes from "multiverse" matching the common definition used today.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that DC wank was debunked, does Luffy now rape Plastic Man?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its mostly the cosmology that's debunked, which doesn't really effect Plas much ether way.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the other way around actually.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy beats him now. Going inside his lungs isn't the win con he used to have because Luffy unironically can turn him into a state of rubber he cannot control and reach inside his own lungs.

      If Plas can't control his cells that means he just dies.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy is for Naruto who much like Simon, Luffy also beat in the cast

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Naruto has other characters I'd rather see in an episode. Like Itachi or Pain.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Itachi is for Sesshomaru and I don’t actually know who Pain can get fight

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ragna vs Velvet
    >Moon vs Madoka
    >Scorpion vs Wolf
    >Comp Ryu vs Comp Goku
    If Ben tied you by the balls, placed his magnum against your patented can of hydrochloric acid and the asked, "Which one are you voting for," what would you answer?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moon vs Madoka most likely.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ryu vs Goku

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ryu vs Goku

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moon VS Madoka. Then I'd turn the tablea on him and asm what the FRICK he was thinking putting Scorpion VS Wolf there and not William (Nioh) VS Wolf which would have been the thing I would actually have voted for

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moon vs Madoka

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moon vs Madoka

      That'd be one trippy matchup tbh even if I 100% expect them to downplay Madoka due to lack of IQ.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it worth it, voters?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. They would have called asura irrelevant and push kratos as some unbeatable god. He is now for the Doomslayer or dante. Sorry kratos Black folk.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. This fight was always trash as Asura is vastly beyond Kratos. Fanfic mumtiversal Kratos is just that, fanfiction that all official sources debunk. If you are adamant on using Fanfic Kratos then put him against wanked Wonder Woman. At least that works as they compliment each others fight styles and is still thematic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Snoy character would've won either way.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when the comics debunked in one day the narrative wankers has spent 10 years building?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This whole storyline makes no sense. It ignores that Mr. Mxy has on several occasions shown more power than Perpetua's ceiling and completely forget about the endless.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not anymore he doesn't
        Perpetua>Manhattan>Mxy

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well that's what we are told yes, but Mr. Mxy twice held the entire DC multiverse in his hands and Perpetua needs a breather after destroying one universe.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and Perpetua needs a breather after destroying one universe.

            Yep, this single bit of information was very useful to me in the past

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He only held it once in that non canon supergirl 9th grade series afaik
            What was the other time?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's canon now.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                proof

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rebirth showed all Mr. Mixies are the same being. Like Mojo in Marvel.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                But then why is he shitting his pants when he sees Manhattan

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because he’s Doctor MF Manhattan. You would shit your pants if he appear in front of you

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not if you could grow to a multiversal size and tear off his blue wiener
                Something ain't adding up

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it took the creator of the multiverse to destroy a universe, doesn't that mean that the universe was multiverse level?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          new DCope just dropped

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Taking a page from Dragon Ball, I see.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Taking a page from Dragon Ball, I see.

            Depends on whether the mechanism Perpetua used to destroy the universe is the same as the mechanism used to create them.

            The answer to which is no

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The answer is yes since its her pluripotent handbanana power.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well then, I guess she was creating these universes one at a time. Which is why we need more nuance in these discussions.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                She wasn't. She's the hand at the dawn of time. It was creating the multiverse and everything it its palm all at once since before Perpetua was even identified as the face behind the hand. You need to read some more comics.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then destroying != creating, which is why she was gassed out after destroying one.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or maybe your downplay is just moronic. Maybe the universe she destroyed had powerful cosmic frickers protecting it. Maybe she was farther from her full power than she let on because she' a gloating supervillain. But trying to downplay someone who's origin story is that they fiat luxed the multiverse in their hand at the very moment time began is moronic. Stop being moronic.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking about what happened in the actual comics, not headcanon. She was gassed out after destroying 1 universe.

                The simple answer is creating isn't the same as destroying them. I've looked up discussions on this topic and that's the consensus.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking about what happened in the actual comics, not headcanon. She was gassed out after destroying 1 universe.

                The simple answer is creating isn't the same as destroying them. I've looked up discussions on this topic and that's the consensus.

                She also needs power conduits to do her job, so that makes it even more complicated

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kind of funny how Goku and Beerus's fight almost destroyed the universe as a side-effect while Perpetua had to focus all of her powers to accomplish it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then that still makes other characters who threatened more DC universes than her like Antimonitor, Imperiex and Emperor Joker seem more impressive at the same time.
                Perpetua is stupid because her feats are garbage compared to characters she's supposed to scale up from in lore.
                Just like how it was stupid that they introduced a stupid alien OC that seemed to have the exact same for as Destiny of the Endless.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly the whole storyline would be forgotten by now if certain battleboarders didn't latch onto it. The New Frontiers and Wonder Woman comics following Death Metal implied Perpetua no longer has influence over the current DC hierarchy anyways.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Citing event comics that all writers and editors are involved in is downplay

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >slowly creating finite multiverse in her hand like a b***h

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >make multiple universes one at a time, systematically creating the multiverse
          >need to take time before destroying the universe
          >multiversal
          right, anon

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            She made them all in her hand.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, and that literally creates a feedback loop.
          Something's durability doesn't scale to the maximum AP of whatever destroyed it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Says who? You? Sounds like you're just upset over multiverse level universes in DC. It's okay, go back to vsbw, they actually believe you there.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Says... Anyone? Do you think Krillin's durability peaked right at Frieza's full power just because he killed him? No, he used a fraction of his power.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              we're reaching levels of DCope that shouldn't even be possible!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your comparison is applicable to scaling as a whole, not just DC cosmology. Durability doesn't scale up to the biggest offensive feat of whoever kills you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If it took the creator of the multiverse to destroy a universe, doesn't that mean that the universe was multiverse level?

          It matters HOW she does each thing, this is such a dumbass way of interpreting it.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bringing it back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      From strongest to weakest, I think the tier list goes:
      >Nicol Bolas
      >Tiamat
      >Ghidorah
      >Alduin
      >Deathwing
      That seem about right? I could see Ghidorah and Tiamat swapping places, but I think I can say comfortably that Nicol Bolas takes it in the end and Deathwing gets absolutely CHUMPED, the bottom and the top placements I'm pretty confident in

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alduin it depends if he gets lore wank and is full power as that skyrockets him. Deathwing at the bottom looks right. Tiamat is a weird case given how she works combined with D&D general powerwank. Dont know much about Nicol one way or the other to say.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends if you include Earth Ghidorah and wanked DB Alduin

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alduin stomps Ghidorah unless you NLF on the elder god one with no feats.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you watch Dragonborn vs Chosen Undead? They put DB at infinite universes or some dumb nonsense based on scaling to Alduin. Alduin is 2nd maybe only to Oldwalker Nicol, and otherwise belongs at the top.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know, for some reason I remember them scaling DB off of Miraak's island pushing feat more than I remember them scaling him off of Alduin, have no idea why that stuck in my brain more than the other.

          Alduin it depends if he gets lore wank and is full power as that skyrockets him. Deathwing at the bottom looks right. Tiamat is a weird case given how she works combined with D&D general powerwank. Dont know much about Nicol one way or the other to say.

          Depends if you include Earth Ghidorah and wanked DB Alduin

          Alduin stomps Ghidorah unless you NLF on the elder god one with no feats.

          Regardless, I do concede I probably short-changed Alduin pretty hard with the tier list. How does this seem, once again Strongest to Weakest:
          >Nicol Bolas
          >Tiamat
          >Alduin
          >Ghidorah
          >Deathwing
          I still stand by Tiamat slightly beating out Alduin in the long run just because of how wacky the scaling for the gods in Ed Greenwood's Fantasy Gumbo Setting can get, in addition to her having far more experience than Alduin when it comes to scrapping with similarly powerful multiversal threats, but honestly you could probably pretty easily swap him and Tiamat's positions based on your personal preference. Regardless of how you take it, I stand firm that Full Power Bolas still wins pretty soundly in the end, just because of how utterly insane Classic Planeswalkers are in Magic the Gathering.
          Also, I didn't realize that a lot of the buzz around Ghidorah was NLF shit, so I don't feel too bad putting him as low as I have, especially since theoretically all of the dragon gods above him have answers for his weird noncorporeal multidimensional energy entity hax.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            DND scaling ain't shit
            Neither is TES scaling but you know

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Back to your cuck shed Swan

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. dndcuck

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >addition to her having far more experience than Alduin when it comes to scrapping with similarly powerful multiversal threats,
            It's sort of hard to say how true this is in terms of cosmology, if they go at their most permissive which is likely Alduin has untold amounts of experience (with at least one confirmed) because at the end of every kalpa/age/possibly incarnation of the universe he eats everything including the planets which are actually infinite planes and also at the same time the physical manifestations of the gods and demon gods of Elder Scrolls which means he has experience beating and eating living infinite planes for as long as the cycle has been going and is responsible for the creation of at least one said infinite plane (Mehrunes Dagon) and is the Shiva figure and might have more experience than Tiamat in battling infinites

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The last thing Kyle will see before he succumbs to blood-loss.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blood Loss? Man fought Anti Montior and didn’t die yet he’s apparently going to die of blood loss? Cringe

      Yes. They would have called asura irrelevant and push kratos as some unbeatable god. He is now for the Doomslayer or dante. Sorry kratos Black folk.

      Kratos vs Dante sweep, (Slayer is for Chief)

      STTGL would merk CAS

      What are Simon’s counters to Plot manipulation

      They'll probably use Megatron's ability to channel antimatter from black holes as his trump card. And he'll probably kill himself doing it.

      Or they just use Alterniy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Blood Loss? Man fought Anti Montior and didn’t die yet he’s apparently going to die of blood loss? Cringe
        Simon literally beat the Pro Monitor which is the stronger brother of the Anti Monitor, bro.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plot manipulation isn't a real power

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree. Unless that piece of media actively reacts to anything I do with it, there's no such thing as plot manipulation.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What are Simon’s counters to Plot manipulation

        He's not from the hand of the same plot or author. Plot manipulation is something entirely devised by hacks.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'll probably use Megatron's ability to channel antimatter from black holes as his trump card. And he'll probably kill himself doing it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      universal ap and resisting hakai energy will probably be used against this

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I sure hope they don't as a black hole and hakai are two entirely different concepts.
        That's like saying since a diamond can't be scratched by any knife, that means it is also immune to blunt force like a hammer.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    STTGL would merk CAS

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So since DC and Marvel are apparently downgraded, does that mean Beyonder beats Lucifer?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pre retcon Beyonder is stronger than Lucifer, but Lucifer is way smarter. So it will depend on if they feel like pulling a Joker VS Sweet Tooth or not

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But that Death Battle sucked ass

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're both universal level shitters wanked by people who have never been in the same room as one of their comics

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Freeza Black loses because it's the lamest form you'll ever see. It's like Pedro's first bad fanfic form after seeing Golden Freeza.
    >So, Freimza say he can go the golden after a 6 month?
    >Heh, Frieiza find that SPACE TIMECHAMBER and TRAIN FOR TEN YEAR!!!
    Seriously, fanfiction is written better than "Black Freeza."

    Come on Megatron, you chad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird cause it's a literal recolor of Gold. I know Gold isn't super original but it's actually a new design with different detailing. Black is just a repaint of it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly it should have been reversed. Frieza's intense training turns his white skin black, with his later pinnacle form being gold. He even mentioned that while he found it gauche he wanted gold as a "top of the hierarchy" color, kinda suggesting he did have a choice in the matter

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Granolah arc already got some of the worst ever transformations Dragonball has ever had. Ultra Ego just shaves off eyebrows and turns your hair purple.
          You can just WISH to be the strongest in the universe now
          Granolah's tide turning transformation was "using his other eye"
          It's genuine dogpiss and I hope to god it never sees the light of animation. Let it flounder in obscurity forevermore, where the only people who care about it are autistic spics.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was overall ass but having Frieza show up, one-shot your villain at his strongest, then both protags at their max and be like "kk seeya gays" and dip was kinda funny

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but it almost feels like admission that that arc was a waste of time.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's exactly what it was. Months of waiting for chapters that didn't add anything besides sluggish fights that just kept extending, no real development except learning about Bardock and a strange plot wish, and bland uninteresting characters

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The best part about Granolah was how much of a c**t that Namekian was. "No, you can't use the Dragonballs to bring back your old dead race that were slaughtered before your eyes."
                "You can't use them to take revenge either."
                Frick you old man.
                This prick should've died painfully.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hope Lobo kills him

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How does Lobo get around hakai?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't bring back the people who lived on this planet and were brutally wiped out so that the current inhabitants could live on it because... YOU JUST CAN'T
                Poor Granolah.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Should have hit up the earth dragonballs

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He actually does find his Dragon Balls and he just wishes to be the Strongest Person in the entire universe.
                To take revenge on... Goku and Vegeta, for some reason.
                Instead of Freeza, the person who actually ordered the whole extermination of his race.
                This would be like going out of your way to take revenge on the children of a long since dead SS Officer while Hitler has not only been revived, but he's also managed to acquire a mech suit.

                tbf neither Goku or Vegeta have considered bringing back the Saiyans with the dragon balls

                tbf Vegeta doesn't want to because he knows that the Saiyans were c**ts and Goku doesn't want to because he just doesn't give a frick about his race.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                well Vegeta might want to reconnect in some capacity since he finally saw other saiyans from U6 and even said he wished he could see their Sadala

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, he straight up says during the Granolah arc "Frick the Saiyans, they deserved it."
                Vegeta doesn't give a frick.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s weird how he’s so prideful about his race yet he’ll turn around and disregard every Saiyan that isn’t Goku.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He likes the platonic ideal, he doesn't care about the individuals.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know that type of egocentric fanaticism, but it doesn't feel right for Vegeta, he was thrilled about the saiyain world in universe 6

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                U6 saiyans are mostly way more chill than the U7 ones arent they?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That and he was also upset enough about Frieza blowing up his homeworld and race that his last words to Goku when he was dying was to entrust him with the responsibility of avenging their people.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                tbf neither Goku or Vegeta have considered bringing back the Saiyans with the dragon balls

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              so granolah doesn't even get his revenge? damn what was the point then

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think Toyotaro realized it wasn't really coming to a point so he sacrificed the whole thing to hype up Frieza again, but then he had to drop everything to do a movie tie in so I guess Frieza is just conquering the other side of the universe while Piccolo and Pan go on silly adventures.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's all really messy. He wanted revenge on the saiyans for them trashing his planet so he goes for Goku and Vegeta. He later learns they're okay and not buttholes (including being saved by Bardock), plus the original saiyans were all killed by Frieza, who ordered Granolah's world to be destroyed as well as employs the Gas crew. He gets dunked on by Gas anways and needs Goku and Vegeta to finish it, only to get everything handled by Frieza. Ultimately this arc only served to bring in another set of dragon balls, another "strongest in the universe" character who will at least die naturally in a couple years maybe, and top dog Frieza

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is 4 months and black was chosen due to highest tier of credit card being black in Japan.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There’s a certain irony in that Dragon Ball is becoming the Capeshit of shonen. Where things known as unique are spreading to a point the concepts are meaningless now , which probably started around the time Frieza got his own golden form and definitely got worse when every Universe 6 Saiyan got SS

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Call me when Dragon Ball introduces an evil version of Trunks' sword like how Dc is doing dumb shit like the Nightmare Stone or the Helmet of Hate.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That seems like a xenoverse thing

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The difference is when DBZ does dumb shit like DC it's mostly restricted to Heroes/Xenoverse.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Sickle of Sorrow?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am all for it. As long as it stays in Japan, it should be good.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean the DBS manga has the same quality as a shitty Marvel/DC run

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Simply having no trannies and gays makes it 1000 better.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uhm, DBbros, what is this???

            it was overall ass but having Frieza show up, one-shot your villain at his strongest, then both protags at their max and be like "kk seeya gays" and dip was kinda funny

            The stuff with Freeza was just the dumbest shit imaginable.
            And then it immediately just cut to "Goten and Trunks go to highscool!"
            It would be like cutting from "THE RESURRECTION OF MAJIN BUU" to Gohan playing baseball at school.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the only homosexual in the series is shown in negative light and is hated by every character in the series
              BASED TORIYAMA!!!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, it was only a matter of time. Dragon Ball as a franchise makes too much money. Toei and Iyoku know that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >becoming
        Always was sweetie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it only exists because Toyotaro realised he hasn't had Frieza appear in the story where his fanfic OC wants to get revenge on Frieza at the start and he only had a single chapter of the arc left so he had to rush it completely to have Frieza show up to end everything

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Update on COMPku vs COMPyu? Is it still winning?

    • 8 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      I think its tied now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's losing by 1%.

        God, I fricking hate coomers and pedo moehsitters.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, composite Ryu is entirely retraced on relying to scaling to every other setting it can to stand a chance

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, composite Ryu is entirely retraced on relying to scaling to every other setting it can to stand a chance

          Why is it losing?? is it because they're using Dragon Ball Evolution goku??

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It might be playing a role. Some might see it as live action Ryu vs evolution Goku.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              God I hate people so much, they're not even making any new Sailor Moon's anymore, this is stupid and we just lose a Goku return for a moronic moeshit joke fight,

              Someone's rigging it definitely

              Composite Ryu is just them using marvel and smash scaling. Nobody really qanta that because they might as well not be using Ryu

              Can you provide their feats from Fortnite and Jump Force?? Goku mainly, im hearing he can beat Galactus, I don't understand..

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's a Fortnite twitter ad for Goku saying THE WORLD OF FORTNITE HAS NEVER SEEN SUCH POWER

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There’s like a storyline where he whats every other character and they said the Thor and Galactus used in Fortnite is said to be the 616 versions

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Composite Ryu is just them using marvel and smash scaling. Nobody really qanta that because they might as well not be using Ryu

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can you really composite Ryu to a 2 inch figurine of himself?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ryu will get murdered, this is Thor vs Vegeta 2.0/Goku Black vs Reverse Flash

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really don't need to. Nothing in Smash beats Tatsunoko, MtG, Fortnite, or MvC scaling.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because Sailor Moon herself has never gotten in despite being the female equivalent to Goku when it came to bringing anime to the west and we've seen Goku himself twice and Goku proxy via fusion mirror twice IN ONE BATTLE.
            Then you have Madoka who was part of that era when even normies were starting to get into anime, for all the good and bad it caused making her just as well known as the Godmother of Magical Girls in the west arguably more. Not to mention Madoka the franchise has had no reps yet.
            Tl'dr, popular series with less representation in DB than the other popular choice.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe it’s because it’s a dumb meme matchup that only exists due to Street Fighter having a lot of crossover. Maybe you should have some higher standards and wait for a better Goku MU, instead of clawing at the first one dangled in front of your face like an Ethiopian child seeing clean water for the first time.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >*crossovers

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >an Ethiopian child seeing clean water for the first time.

              Good one lmao,

              But what about for the next poll?? it probably won't have a Goku MU

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did they ever say it’s filtered out that way? Like only one Goku matchup per champion poll

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Says who? There’s still like 3-4 other ballots left. It’s not impossible that Goku or some other return fighter shows up on one of them again.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its frustrating either way because I don't want Goku to just get a unwinnable MU especially since it looks like Megatron is gonna murder Freezy pop, Goku vs Ryu is lame I agree but I just see it as a fun MU for the action and I can stomach, since I know my favorite character is winning

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Po vs Goku is unironically far better for this type of idea

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish the spin off shows weren't so cheap and shit looking so I can know if Po is actually stronk asf or if it was DB trying to shock the public again with someone getting a surprise W

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's losing by 1%.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish vshomosexualry had memes as kino as competitive pokemon ones
    just the most indecipherable shit ever

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s hard to decipher? Pokemon is viewed as useless, the older form is surprisingly great and they regret not catching one

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's a difference in how they're presented
        with VSgay memes it's usually just "ahaha goku stomps lol" or some shit
        with pokegay competitive there's fixations on certain things like knock off or water spou tor whatever that add layers to it
        it'd be like if vsbattles made shitposts using certain powers like spatial manipulation or acausality

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why does he have a dead dog in his chest

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pics like this is why I wish I didn't drop Pokemon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I recently learned they had to ban Shedinja from the new games cause the regional gimmick would have made him immune to direct attack damage.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of Pokémon, is it bad that this has become genuinely one of my most wanted?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Its the best for both and the memes would be funny

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tornadus really needs to stop with his bullshit. IT's been 12 years already.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Swan was genuinely getting angry and starting to yell on the podcast thing then it doesn't matter who they'd have win an actual episode, he needs to be kept FAR away from it, that kind of reaction is concerning at best.

  40. 8 months ago
    CapeworldComics

    I'll take back everything bad I ever said about Swank if he has Simon's drill lose to the stupid spinning disc thing his Total Justice toy had.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know this is tangentially unrelated, but I must ask:
      Why does Gamera beat Cthulhu? Sure, we know that he jobbed to Elder Things but what puts Gamera above that?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cthulhu just does not have many feats

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Standard "repelled by boat when he was basically sleepwalking" Cthulhu loses. Wanked lovecraftian lore abyss Cthulhu rapes.

          Ultraman Tiga killed Cthulhu's first born, in canon.

          But that doesn't answer my question. What does Gamera have that puts him over?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Beat the shit out of a monster twice his size from the hospice
            >Fought a guy so hard he caused a tectonic shift that devastated half a continent
            >Put a hole in the moon
            >Absorbed 99.99999% of a surface wiper while badly injured
            >Got sundunked and was 100% fine.
            Vs a guy who got his head split open by a boat. Gee I wonder who wins.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Standard "repelled by boat when he was basically sleepwalking" Cthulhu loses. Wanked lovecraftian lore abyss Cthulhu rapes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ultraman Tiga killed Cthulhu's first born, in canon.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am honestly excited for Black Frieza arc. Too bad Toyotaro spent an entire year retelling a movie. Fricking moron.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really makes the reveal seem weird now. Like are we to assume he was just bored then went back to doing nothing I. Particular with his new power when he was already considering challenging the angel/GoD hierarchy with just Gold?
      This should have been hyper urgent and on every characters mind.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would be funny if all he did was paint his body black

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares because MUH FIGHT! At least Frieza isnt a moron like Kid Buu so they dont have to worry about him destroying the universe

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but what they do have to worry about is him just
          Nuking Earth.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not Frieza's style and they know it. He could have nuked Earth from orbit any time he wanted even before all this new form shit.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No he couldn’t because Goku would b***hslap Frieza and whatever ships he brings to try and blow up the Earth.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku cant survive in space. Frieza can. He can literally just hang out there and pop the planet anytime he wants and the saiyans cant do shit about it. He doesnt want to win that way and only resorted to blowing up Earth out of salty spite when he lost

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Freeza's original plan back when he came back as Mecha Freeza was to slaughter everyone on Earth before Goku could arrive. He wouldn't nuke the planet to kill Goku, but he'd certainly destroy it to make Goku and Vegeta suffer.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you mean like turning the civilization to rubble to get their attention then sure. I was saying how he wouldnt just explode the planet when it comes to those monkeys as its personal to him and he wants to brawl with em.

                Though if he ever did win, I think he would probably just take over Earth rather rhan explode it given how canonically awesome it is in Universe 7. He is a bit of a business man after all and would see its value

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku and Vegeta still need air even after obtaining their God forms? Man these Saiyan forms are really neglecting the chance to patch up a weakness.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they still need air.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku can just snipe him

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could you defeat 2 black men bare handed?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are they clothed

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Half clothed.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ
    swan just screaming "IT'S NOT IT'S NOT" in the middle of the podcast is just unhinged

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As I previously stated.
    This whole Ryu vs Goku matchup is just an excuse to have it lose and be usable as a "well obviously you don't WANT Goku back!" thing. That's why they're purposely using Geeko as the image.
    It's also a fricking joke of a match and could only end up with a gay ass scaling chain through non-canon nonsense.
    >"Now, Goku should be able to defeat Ryu by blinking at him, but because Ryu scales to this guy who scales to this guy who scales to this guy who once managed to dent this guy's shoe who once managed to threaten THE HYPERMULTIVERSE, Ryu can fight Goku!"
    Who wants that?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Composite Goku VS Composite Ryu isnt really them fighting. Its just Shonen Jump VS the shit load of media Street Fighter crossed over with in some fashion

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The reason it’s losing is because of Evolution Goku and they don’t want the fight to win
      >But it’s also losing because the matchup is moronic and sucks!
      Well? Which one is it? If they wanted the MU to eat shit then they would’ve pitted it against Gru vs Megamind and Zeus vs Odin, they gave it a fricking easy mode bracket and it’s rightfully losing to a decent MU.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well anon, it's both.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both factor, it’s a matchup that’s not only niche in terms of being built off composites but loses a small percentage of anyone who was at least kind of into it with an unappealing thumbnail

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If thumbnails were a significant factor then Wukong vs Herc would’ve unironically been the worst performing episode ever. I severely doubt that someone would be scared away from voting for an MU they like because Goku forma de Real is staring them in the face.

          [...]
          How does the vote look rn??

          To be fair Sailor Moon is probably why the MU is doing so well in the vote but there's definitely some rigging without the moeshit,

          Goku vs Ryu would've win by a landslide had it not been for Sailor Moon gays raiding

          [...]
          Im 200% done with this shit show if they make Frieza lose, im sick of them being complete gays and not listening and downplaying anyone and everyone they don't like, like what they did to Ichigo

          >but there's definitely some rigging without the moeshit,
          I don’t see how Moon doing well equates to rigging. The main choices in this weeks ballot is between an actual episode and a joke fight that’s basically “Goku vs Fortnite, DC, Marvel and Kengan Asura”, it’s not a surprise that some people are leaning more towards the actual episode.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I severely doubt that someone would be scared away from voting for an MU they like because Goku forma de Real is staring them in the face.

            It’s a minor factor in voting. Visual appeal matters

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I said that it’s not a severe factor. It obviously has some level of importance, but if the TN is enough to persuade one away then they obviously didn’t really care that much about the fight.

              I dont really get people acting like comp ryu vs goku is just ryu dabbing with obscure shit, when goku has far zanier material to work with and scales to most of the shit ryu does, just the sheer stupidity of god fusion goku fusing with the irl audience makes the match worth while for me.

              The difference is: Goku’s using his own feats from those crossovers to be strong as frick (he’s a monster in Xenoverse and Heroes), Ryu literally has to rely on fighting game logic and loose scaling chains to look good. That’s why it’s so goofy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You underestimate just how hated that version of Goku is to mexicans. It's like a cross to a vampire, a swastika to a israelite, or a bar of soap to a smash player.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I severely doubt that someone would be scared away from voting for an MU they like because Goku forma de Real is staring them in the face.

              It’s a minor factor in voting. Visual appeal matters

              Exactly,

              the morons should've put Boros vs Battle Beast as the alternative instead, the moeshit will just pull in only 350k views

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s pretty good for 2 days. It’s about the same as Discord and Bill did

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Matches people want do well
                Shocking! Honestly I'd be up for a bigger version of the current champion poll where the matches for the whole season get voted in.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i mean 700k views isn't impressive, Omni man vs Homelander is where its at,

                if they weren't morons they'd realize it should be Boros vs Battle Beast but I digress

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you keep mentioning Boros vs Beast every thread? It’s like in your mind, any matchup that isn’t that fight is proof that it’ll never happen. Is it just autism?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just really love the MU and it has good connections, I'm surprised you remember me shilling for it in the previous threads lmao

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't really see the connective tissue, and I don't get what moveset-wise would make it too interesting from a fight standpoint. Not to say it's bad or anything, I'm just curious why you like it so much and I want to understand more. This is all going off of what I remember from reading the Invincible Comic and watching the OPM anime, so perhaps I'm just not remembering right.
                Redpill me on Boros vs Battlebeast!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                From a fight animation, it's just two really vicious aliens physically tearing each other apart. BB/Thokk gets really bloody, and Boros regenerates from some gnarly wounds. From a thematic standpoint, it's two wandering fight addict aliens that left their home planet in search of thrilling combat and the promise of powerful opponents, that come to Earth in hopes of finding that opponent of a lifetime that'll get their blood pumping.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I respect it, the potential for a fun fight is just as important as the connections.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Both are beings that were exceptional to their original species and would take to the stars in search of a worthy challenge (Beast being cursed with strength and seeks bloodshed as a means of finding a worthy death and Boros simply being built different, becoming bored as nothing could give him a challenge). Both would spend long periods of time traveling across the universe fighting before coming to earth and meeting a worthy challenger (Boros with Saitama, though BB was moreso of him finally finding Viltrumites, and his eventual meeting with General Thragg). Battle Beast is more honor driven in that he seeks his final battle to be fair (as in he isn't given a handicap like when Thragg had his stomach ripped open by an outside enemy, BB does the same to himself as to not taint his victory), while Boros seemingly has little morals with whoever he fights and commands the Black Matter Pirates, sacking and destroying planets simply because they have the power to do so. Finally, both meet their ends content, BB having a worthy death that ends his curse and Boros (while knowing Saitama wasn't going all-out) having finally fought a being he could give his all to

                Aliens who travel the universe longing for a worthy opponent in a fight

                I can respect that, those are fair reasons to like the matchup. That said, both of them are pretty minor characters in their respective stories, to my memory. Most of Battle Beast's big fight happens offscreen, with him ultimately getting turned into a glorified tiger skin rug on Thragg the next time we see him without too much in the way of impressive feats going his way, and Boros getting chumped as hard as he does against Saitama is kind of the whole joke of his character, also not putting up much of a display of what he can really do.
                Is there even enough content for the both of them?
                Also, doesn't Boros just win the fight through tiring Battle Beast out after long enough?
                I'm almost certain Battle Beast is stronger due to him being able to go toe to toe with Thragg, potentially being more than capable of beating him if he didn't intentionally cripple himself after Thragg got sabotaged, but I don't think he has ANYTHING to stop Boros just splatting himself on him over and over until BB eventually breaks. Feels like a bit of a lame way to end the fight, if so.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's some characters in Death Battle that never actually fight. Smokey, McGruff, Kool-Aid Man. Sauron's fight scenes are pretty sparse. What Boros and Battle Beast have are probably more than enough. Boros probably does outlast Battle Beast after a long and drawn out battle, which I think is part of the appeal. Rope-a-dope is a acknowledged path to victory. But Boros has to get there after possibly literal days of him and Battle Beast tearing each other apart, which is what I think some want to see.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Both are beings that were exceptional to their original species and would take to the stars in search of a worthy challenge (Beast being cursed with strength and seeks bloodshed as a means of finding a worthy death and Boros simply being built different, becoming bored as nothing could give him a challenge). Both would spend long periods of time traveling across the universe fighting before coming to earth and meeting a worthy challenger (Boros with Saitama, though BB was moreso of him finally finding Viltrumites, and his eventual meeting with General Thragg). Battle Beast is more honor driven in that he seeks his final battle to be fair (as in he isn't given a handicap like when Thragg had his stomach ripped open by an outside enemy, BB does the same to himself as to not taint his victory), while Boros seemingly has little morals with whoever he fights and commands the Black Matter Pirates, sacking and destroying planets simply because they have the power to do so. Finally, both meet their ends content, BB having a worthy death that ends his curse and Boros (while knowing Saitama wasn't going all-out) having finally fought a being he could give his all to

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aliens who travel the universe longing for a worthy opponent in a fight

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s it? Boros vs FU is better.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, I think Boros' and Thokk's overlap in personality is more compelling. They're both earnestly searching for that fight of a lifetime. To them, the fight is the end goal. FU isn't searching for that fight, it doesn't define him. He just wants to cause havoc and be with his friend. He's more like the Joker. The similarity in motivation makes Battle Beast vs Boros more compelling.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              So to defeat the israeli-Mexican Vampire Competitive Smash Player, we'd need a figure of Evolution Goku crucified on a cross topped off with a swastika made entirely out of soap?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mexicans watch Death Battle?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dont really get people acting like comp ryu vs goku is just ryu dabbing with obscure shit, when goku has far zanier material to work with and scales to most of the shit ryu does, just the sheer stupidity of god fusion goku fusing with the irl audience makes the match worth while for me.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Composite Goku VS Composite Ryu isnt really them fighting. Its just Shonen Jump VS the shit load of media Street Fighter crossed over with in some fashion

        How does the vote look rn??

        To be fair Sailor Moon is probably why the MU is doing so well in the vote but there's definitely some rigging without the moeshit,

        Goku vs Ryu would've win by a landslide had it not been for Sailor Moon gays raiding

        Either Freaza stomps by being a gorillion times universal, or Megatron gets obscure nissan toy lore and stomps by being multiversal.

        Im 200% done with this shit show if they make Frieza lose, im sick of them being complete gays and not listening and downplaying anyone and everyone they don't like, like what they did to Ichigo

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody wants Ryu who canonically jobbed to Ohma and Leonardo

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >/dbs/tard complaining about "raiding"

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    who wins this, co

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Babylon Bee

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Yates track. (Dark Pit [Kid Icarus] vs Lilith [Darkstalkers])
    https://youtube.com/?v=5Na3D_TQKWE

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10 + 35 + 20 + 34 = 99
    What?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They obviously are affected by small percentages that aren’t displayed

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Simon is so strong he transcends fiction and makes Swan have a tantrum irl
    I kneel....
    In all seriousness holy frick Swan, get a grip. Imagine how he acts off camera

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Insane how a grown man can just pop off like that
      Ben's facepalm just seals it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Insane how a grown man can just pop off like that
      Ben's facepalm just seals it

      I know this thread has its moments, but surely nobody here genuinely gets MAD about glorified fan fiction, right?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Swan sure did

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gurren CHADS dominating even on the meta level
      As expected

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people taking these podcasts seriously

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kyle lost

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >suddenly we hate the podcasts

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kyle lost

        These things are decided by votes and gut feels. They only exist because they stopped doing DBX, morons.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kyle lost btw

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      These things are decided by votes and gut feels. They only exist because they stopped doing DBX, morons.

      Continue to cope Swan

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People taking any of this seriously.
      Watch Black Adam vs. Apocalypse and Raven vs Phoenix back to back. The podcasts aren't any less valid than the YouTube show at this point. It's all clown shit.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://deathbattlediscord.blogspot.com/2023/09/death-battle-blog-garland-vs-oersted.html

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, really, Oersted wins?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only because they ignore Jack.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh, you're right. I'm going to say that a quick read over of their reasons isn't really convincing, as the show has composited other characters with equally divergent alternative selves before such as saying all the different versions of Dimitri are equal.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They just say Oersted's universal because of armageddon and that Garland can't really compete with that. They also try to say that Jack beating the 3 Omegas doesn't count anyways because "that dlc didn't care about canon, it was just for fun".

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They just say Oersted's universal because of armageddon and that Garland can't really compete with that. They also try to say that Jack beating the 3 Omegas doesn't count anyways because "that dlc didn't care about canon, it was just for fun".

            This is some extreme cope on their part, the entire reason SoP exists in the first place is to explain Garland's backstory and doesn't contradict anything about FF1.
            >"Muh Omega dun count becuz dlc"
            Genuine delusion, the whole point of that mission is to set up the two divergent timelines after, one where Jack goes to the world presented in Dissidia Opera Omnia (Which apparently explains the 'alternate' Garland is actually a manifestation of Jack's fight autism, at the very least they recognize each other on sight.), and one that leads into the first battle against Garland in FF.
            "Jack might not be the real Garland" is just COPE from those who aren't based and CHAOSpilled

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They seem to be really nitpicky about Dissidia not exactly fitting 100% into a canon. Especially since other characters get away with worse.
      >not including Jack despite him being the only reason people want this fight (or give a shit about Garland)

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So now that emotional manipulation has been debunked, Kyle’s only wincon is the Source Wall. Except the Source Wall requires him to give up hid White Lantern form, which is what allows him to match Simon in stats. Without White Lantern, Kyle drill in less than an attosecond from missiles sent into the past before he can even bring up the Source Wall. So really, he’s fricked either way.

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what's with this vtuber homosexual that just popped up anyway?

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    JigCU
    Who should John Kramer face in death battle?

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which fanbases have the worst ego problem VS wise? My personal thoughts
    >40k
    >Godzilla
    >Dragon Ball
    >JJK (Maybe, it's kinda FOTM)
    >SCP
    >Uhhhhhh, I dunno what else off the top of my head

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      40K. I notice they tend to enjoy the idea of dominating other franchises more than any kind given their brand of memes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah. Remember that Gundam fanart?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is 40k even that strong? I'm pretty sure something like Wing Gundam Zero could wreck most of the setting.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's "strong" in that there's a lot of wank, but the truth is that it gets shit on by most settings, especially those with reliable FTL.
          >"B-B-But Warp Travel can sometimes be so fast you get there before you even left!"
          Cries out the 40kid, while completely ignoring that Warp Travel can also take literal centuries if you get unlucky, or you can just die and have everyone on the ship become some Slaaneshi Demon's onahole.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I could be very wrong... but I think they cap at galaxy level or at the very least solar system level, and it's only the primarchs everyone else is like small city level or something

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Planet-star level for technology and top tier mortal characters

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kinda. The thing with 40k is that pretty much every faction has been fricked hard. Their good shit was in the past from shit like The War of Heaven and when humanity had crazy tech. I think there was one story about a time displaced human ship with ai from that time that absolutely dunked on 40k Imperium and other forces, called them shitters, before fricking off through time or something.

          There's also that Necron device that was basically a vidya map of the galaxy that affected reality so if you deleted a planet on the map it would be delete the actual planet and some other dumb shit.

          There's also the whole Warp=Omniversal wank or whatever due to some Sigmar stuff or something

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          40k is realy behind in terms of technology compared to the average sci-fi setting. It's all cobbled together mess in state of disrepair that most people can't even operate probably and even at its peak it was lightyears behind Star trek and Star Wars that just hyperspace circles around it and beam up behind it with a katana

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      DC

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      DC easily.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      DC

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon Ball no contest. They have been the scourge of battle-boarding and wank since before those were even words.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dragon Ball fans have mellowed the frick out surprisingly

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would be a good opponent for an Evangelion?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kiryu EVA01 wins cuz frick you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would it work?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Megas stomps. In one episode Coop used Megas to create a universe destroying black hole by accident, then ended up fixing it by cancelling it out with a second universe destroying black hole.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That just makes it funnier, honestly.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BRING ME DC

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tetsuo is used so the next best thing would be the mech from RahXephon. But the casuals want him to fight Wing Zero because
      >Influential 90s anime
      >Angel themes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        vs RahXephon with both entering their god form at the climax would definitely be cool.

        Would it work?

        Hmm, feel like something more silly and/or over-the-top would fit Megas better.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd take something sillier, but I also like the fact that the two series differ in tone.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was that tabletop game where everyone has shields that defended against literally everything and weapons that can pierce everything?

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Simon the Digger beat SWANK
    DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
    SEE THE INVISIBLE
    ROW ROW
    FIGHT THE POWER
    TOUCH THE TOUCHABLE
    BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
    ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus I’ve never seen Swan sweat so much during a debate. He was shook as frick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Otto g1’s biggest DCgay thinks Simon wins @ 1:26:00

      ?feature=shared

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We all know Simon wins now, right? Considering how everyone is in agreement that the only way Kyle can win is if Swan throws a temper tantrum

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes unless you give Kyle the Life Equation and take away dimensional tiering for Simon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DC gays have to take something away from Simon (Something that is inherent to Simon) and give something to Kyle (something that he only had for like, 5 minutes, before giving it up because he couldnt handle it, and now has been in the possession of multiple people) in order to win
        lol.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even nerfed Simon still probably wins

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku vs Ryu gays

    A popular Death Battle YouTuber made a trailer to support MoonMadoka and encourage people to go for it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xMSYM2PdDLQ

    It’s over

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >popular

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather have 5 Marvel vs DC matches in a row than this

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bleach anon crying about taking 2 or 3 consecutive L from the show's first appearance
    Okay this is your bleach w. If they can't win this one, they're never gonna win. All BlazBlue has is L so be happy you have this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, DB are going to do the worst possible option and have Kaguya win because of Infinite Speed Wanking

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like ywbach translation
      Juhabach sounds like a charismatic germanic spiritual adept who could challenge reapers on threshold of death
      Yhwach sounds like a some poser occultist who read couple pages of kabbalah and thought he gotten good

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Either version is stupid and naming a villain after god is pretentious as all hell

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All BlazBlue has is L so be happy you have this
      Actually they get mostly Ws save for Terumi vs Sinestro and Jin vs Ky

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Matches that are likely to happen

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This week's poll is just basically Goku Vs. Sailor Moon, Goku and Moon are hard carrying their matchups.

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some low level fights Death Battle can do?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rocky Balboa VS Daniel LaRusso
      Little Mac VS Ippo
      John Rambo VS John McClane
      Michael Keaton Batman VS Darkman
      Billy & Jimmy Lee VS the Bad Dudes
      Patrick Bateman VS Tyler Durden
      Sweeney Todd VS the Phantom of the Opera

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rocky vs Daniel? Rocky would knock Cobra Kai Daniel out in one punch. Especially prime III IV Rocky. Even V or VI have a decent shot

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably yes, just one off the top of my head, could be Rocky VS either Mac or Ippo instead.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steve Harvey vs Bob Barker

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sarah Connor vs Ellen Ripley

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Conan the Barbarian vs Tarzan.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    timestamps to liam getting pissed and put down?

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    simon the digger? more like simon the Black person lol!!!

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kyle

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      When the robot is sus!

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they do Bowser vs Eggman they should make it Mario-kun Bowser vs Archie Eggman and make Bowser beating up wiz and boomstick part of the animation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does mario-kun really get paper mario shit?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it gets pretty much ALL mario games including stuff like Mario maker. And yes all the paper mario games are included

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does mario-kun really get paper mario shit?

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Even with the Source Kyle still loses
    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Source
    its... so... OVER...
    >"B-But VSBW is WRONG and INACCURATE!"
    Hm... didn't Swan say "Outerversal"? A term coined and widely used by people on VSBW? Seems like once Swan hears the news of DC being 5D, someone is going to have a breakdown

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      As we speak Swan is repeatedly chucking darts at a picture of Simon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        and missing
        (Simon has probability manipulation)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Swan just got up to stab a dart directly at Simon, but it somehow pulled back and jabbed itself up his urethra
          As he screams in pain, the screams echo back, only sounding... a bit different
          His ears start to perceive the sound, and he hears... ROW ROW

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kyle is getting fricking demolished

    ?feature=shared

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how, over the course of two threads we went from saying Kyle sweeps to Simon sweeps to Kyle sweeps, (again), to now Simon sweeps, (again).

    Really shows how people interpret the debate

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well now it is set in stone that Simon wins so it doesn't matter.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Us true believers always knew Simon sweeps

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So. True.

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Current matchup is so shit that we've spent two threads yelling about Kyle vs Simon instead

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's more like we have no idea what Megatron is getting to discuss what's going to happen, all we know is he's getting G1

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the conversation will shift back to the upcoming fight when that happens.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally got time and watched that lastest DB ep. God it's so satisfying when an edgy misanthrope like Mercer gets a loss and the good guy prevails. That blacklight would definitely stand no chance against Superman! This guy has no limits!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same feeling I had when Alucard lost tbh. Something about edgy 'yeah I'm badass, look at all this black and red shit' poster boys losing is a different kind of satisfying fraud check.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fraud check
        >When the character used was Dio Swanko and not Brando

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Duo would have won even without swank. Nothing edgy al had compares to taking a hit from Star Platinum or stingy laser eyes.

          I hate that edgelard b***h too but Swanked Dio is too lame to count as a fraudcheck

          Swank aside, Alucard losing when he had gays who legitimately though he was unkillable was a good LOL at their expense.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate that edgelard b***h too but Swanked Dio is too lame to count as a fraudcheck

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kyle vs Simon is still not on Spotify.

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