Death Battle

Might as well do one since its Hiatus season

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bigforce > Toonforce generally

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Narutogays still coping after Death Battle acknowledged AOE
      He really does win all his matches

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Says who?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's talking about Walter and how he's able to fight on par with The Mask for no reason other then the fact that he's a big guy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's insane

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What if it's Toonforce+Bigforce like Max from cats Don't Dance?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's just redundant

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nah just think of it like Pre-Inative and Foresight from Kengan, functionally sounds identical but details make them different.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fernus scaling

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kishi wrote this after Naruto.

        Dimensions = different universes. Kaguya is a solid multiversal character. You lost

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is that canon to Naruto? Because comic book writers use dimensions in different ways too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Can’t even take a Sakura punch
          Loses to an Usopp hammer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Particles with no weight of their own
          Man, Naruto's Universe is so Weak, it originally was Powerless.
          We shouldn't scale that universe to ours.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Baryon Mode vs Luffy is just a repeat of Sanji beating 8th Gate Lee

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Naruto bro here. I'd rather Naruto lose in a respectable fight to Luffy than Luffy completely jobbing to Plastic Man. The former is a match up people actually want. The latter is just another American comics dunking on Japan again.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Naruto bro here. I'd rather Naruto lose in a respectable fight to Luffy than Luffy completely jobbing to Plastic Man. The former is a match up people actually want. The latter is just another American comics dunking on Japan again.

            Baryon Mode is an interesting case in that it can shave off life form Luffy who already has it lowered. But Gear Five Luffy can apparently force him back into the state just by making his heart beat the right tempo.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing directly states that Kaguya made universal sized realm nor that she was going to tank her massive black ball

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Nothing directly states that Kaguya made universal sized realm
            Kamui. Or more precisely, its mechanics.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do Luffygays really think someone like Kaido could beat Isshiki?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Walter is for Hanayama.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Bayonetta just allowed to participate in Death Battle just if she's in "Naive Angel" mode, because of how fricking pussies RT and murricans are when it comes to censorship and sexualization?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just googled what the hell is that. They should have called it instead the SJW, WOKE, or Sony mode.

      Bayonetta got robbed hard against Dante anyway, I don't think the Death Battle crew particularly likes her, even if she's a legitimate multiversal or alphaversal character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, Dante is charismatic enough that I don't mind

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frankly epic quippy "charisma" gets real old. Excal destroying Raiden in total silence was such a breath of fresh air, honestly probably the second best match this season so far, shilling and mismatch be damned.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Chad move actually.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Chad move actually.

            The Irony being Excalibur Umbra doesn't shut the frick up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Are you genuinely jerking off a shill fight with bad animation just to epically own le MGR fans?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How is she Multiversal or whatever alphaversal is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's way too hard to explain what's going on in the most recent Bayonetta 3 trailer to an outsider, but to put it simple, an out of control experiment is putting in danger multiple universes and dimensions. Think of it as one of DC's crisis or Marvel's Secret Wars. The little kid from the first Bayo game, now all grown up, needs to make it to a special verse, travelling across different alternate universes and dimensions, before all realities collapse. How getting to this alphaverse will help is yet to be seen.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Also there's a dyke

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We've known that since Bayonetta 1

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How do we know she's a Duke? She smiled at Luka when he was flirting with her.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's a joke

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Too hard for Torrian to animate
        >Gets away with all the dislikes of salty DMCucks for killing their waifu Trish
        >Forces the DBX premiere of all fights, to be unceremoniously removed
        >Threads start to det deleted as new trailer pops out
        So that's the power of an alphaversal? Neat.

        >alphaversal
        Shut the frick up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who is this anon SEETHING and malding over here? What's going on? Who got BTFO'ed?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >alphaversal
          Yes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            +1000 social credits

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >alphaversal
        ??????

        Is Bayonetta just allowed to participate in Death Battle just if she's in "Naive Angel" mode, because of how fricking pussies RT and murricans are when it comes to censorship and sexualization?

        >naive angel mode
        ???????

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >naive angel mode
          That's how they are calling the optional censorship mode. Basically, it removes nudity and tones down lewd outfits. You know, political correctness and all that crap. Thankfully, PG and Nintendo aren't forcing the censorship, and even make fun of it by giving naming the mode like that... unlike other companies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Could be cool.

      >"Naive Angel" mode
      Man, I hope it turns out to be an extremely unfair, bullshit difficulty mode.
      >not-Vergil is actually not-Nero
      Does this mean people will stop requesting Nero vs Hellboy?

      Why are the threads being deleted recently?
      Is it the hiatus?
      Is it the mostly off-topic discussion? (I don't think it's this one because not a single thread has been moved to trash so far)
      Is it the shitposting?

      I'll say it's because of the hiatus. There really shouldn't be any threads right now, but I guess some people, like me, can't help but post anyways.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would a hiatus stop these threads? Half the threads on Cinemaphile at a given time are about content that ended decades ago

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because at least that's genuine Cinemaphile discussion.
          The most "/co/" discussion you'll get here is half-assed "DCHAD" posts that're just dollar store /dbs/ shitposts, while the rest is Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile-related discussion.
          It's as Cinemaphile-related as animal threads are on Cinemaphile (which is an unfair comparison because animal threads are actually fun.)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don't really need a perpetual general, especially when it's not for a "show" that isn't airing.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino MU

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DMClowns saying two days ago that Bayo 3 was cancelled or not coming out
    Told you morons that the game was releasing on either October or winter. Not to mention the Sylux guy also leaked everything... although now the real Nintendo problem remaining is Metroid Prime 4. Is that game even real?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The voices in your head arent real people

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad it's all in the archives. Now DMCucks will go around pretending they didn't say that. Same as all those fools that said Ragnarok was getting delayed to 2023.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >DMClowns
      According to them we were gonna get Dante the day Byleth was announced for Smash. I wouldn't go around trusting them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad it's all in the archives. Now DMCucks will go around pretending they didn't say that. Same as all those fools that said Ragnarok was getting delayed to 2023.

      >Just BOTW2 got delayed among the Switch exclusives
      Well, could be worse. Metroid Prime 4

      Death Battle?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bayonetta
    >Dante
    >Vergil
    For whom the bell tolls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hideo Kojima gets framed for Shinzo Abe's murder
      >Raiden gets offed in Death Battle for Pooh shilling
      >They drop new Bayo 3 trailer
      Man, Platinum Games took it personal. Also, Guilty Gear is confirmed weaker now.

      How is she Multiversal or whatever alphaversal is

      >whatever alphaversal is
      It's the top verse, even above conceptual multidimensions, like Paradiso and Inferno. Likely a pretentious term they came up with, similar to the omniverse and outverse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wait what

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          see

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Who was even moronic enough to blame Kojima of all people?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              French media and politicians.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty sure it started out as a joke on /misc/ then Greekites took it seriously and did an actual report on it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >GG poster
      Go back to your overglorified powerpoint slideshow general. You make Nanantsu Taizen anime fights look good in comparison.

      ?t=276

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GUILTY GEAR
        Bayogays autism is terrible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Beat Vergil
      >Beat Sephiroth
      >Still 2-0
      Justice autism always prevails

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Blazblue and GG posting
        Everything but the outversal powerpoint slideshows. Please, spare us.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He sure didn't spare Vergil and Sephiroth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's coming for you Hakubro, never forget it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine if we got something weird like Redman uses Rule Breaker which separates Hakumen from the Susano'o unit.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the threads being deleted recently?
    Is it the hiatus?
    Is it the mostly off-topic discussion? (I don't think it's this one because not a single thread has been moved to trash so far)
    Is it the shitposting?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kaijuhomosexuals are equivalent to ponyfrickers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >KAIJUgaySKAIJUgaySKAIJUgayS
        Kys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >instant seething and vitriol
          Seethe, dilate and 41%, turlefricker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Delusion: The Post

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >low t: the anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That'd be Touhougays
        Kaijugays are more like /asp/ies, I find

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are the threads being deleted recently?
      Same reason the DBX premiere got deleted... Jeanne posting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Too hard for Torrian to animate
        >Gets away with all the dislikes of salty DMCucks for killing their waifu Trish
        >Forces the DBX premiere of all fights, to be unceremoniously removed
        >Threads start to det deleted as new trailer pops out
        So that's the power of an alphaversal? Neat.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          alphaversal still isn't as good as sigmaversal tho

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly this ain't even a fight. Walter repeatingly fights a dude with every inch of toon force on his side.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BRING ME GAMERA

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So I’ve heard a million theories on it, but why can’t Walter wear the Mask?
    My thought is that the Mask represents your id, the craziness you keep inside and don’t normally use. Walter is a walking id and does whatever he wants at any time, which means that the Mask has nothing to release.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Nostalgia Critic of all people had a really interesting theory. He's so hulking, big, and strong that the mask couldn't add anything else

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Walter is so Chad that adding Toon Force to him wouldn't change anything
        man what a guy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's an idiot and the original Anon is correct. Walter simply has no inhibitions. He does what he wants when he wants. The Mask is meant to convey your deepest darkest thoughts, an ironic tool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Nostalgia Critic of all people had a really interesting theory. He's so hulking, big, and strong that the mask couldn't add anything else

      The fun is not knowing. What is Walter's origin? Why can he do all he does? What is even he? There's no need to know, he's Walter and that's it.
      Buuuuuut, if you were to ask me my headcanon, he's some kind of zombie or undead and the Mask can't work on non living matter.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they let Constantine summon all other House of Mystery related characters...
    Would it be enough to defeat Raidou and Megami Tensei wank?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some anon was saying that John Constantine could be allowed to summon other characters including Zatanna because the House of Mystery let him forcibly teleport anyone bound to it whenever he wants.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Swank doesn’t let high tier DC characters lose.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >constantine
        >'high tier'
        el ee el

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the visible fear despite Swan being the one wanking SMT as beyond all other settings
        Ah, I see the Shit Mangled troony cope has already begun.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't wank them

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Zero VS Alita
      Connections?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where's that deviantart page that drew alternate outcomes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just familiar with Antcow requesting those. Although I disagree with him that Spawn vs Kratos or Chun Li vs Mai are wrong. First one is right, 2nd one could go either way.

      Which of these matches would have been the biggest salt mine if the loser had been the winner?
      >Goku vs Superman
      >Charizard vs Agumon
      >Luthor vs Doom
      >Ben vs Hal
      >Sonic vs Wally

      Luthor vs Doom. Think that's the only match there in which the less popular character lost to a more popular one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Henil031

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not the one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't know, about this guy. Nice. Erza also got robbed.

        Not the one

        >Not the one
        Maybe Antcow's then.
        https://www.deviantart.com/antcow/gallery?q=death+battle

        Kishi wrote this after Naruto.

        Dimensions = different universes. Kaguya is a solid multiversal character. You lost

        >Kaguya, who got sealed on a moon, is multiversal
        Not him, but that verse just doesn't make sense at all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Kaguya, who got sealed on a moon
          Seals act as dimensions too in Naruto. And her power was effectivelly shut down the moment Naruto and Sasuke touched her together.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. Tiny moon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Death Battle has Naruto at planet+ and they havent even introduced Kaguya's wank to the series.

              And Samurai 8 can be used as word of author.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Word of Author wouldn’t help since you can’t use one setting to justify another. Not even crossover scaling.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh. Do you think I'm in a worry?

                Cyborgs were introduced in Boruto for a reason. Ootsutsuki being converted into data. God. These two series are going to meet soon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Would not help since Luffy scales ro Goku in crossovers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Goku is weaker than Samurai 8.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Narutohomosexualry at its worst

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Worth one ninth of a Goku punch

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Goku can't even take a gun. Not feeling like humoring you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Luffy kicks people into the balls
                Naruto gets kicked in the balls
                Seems simple

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Luffy's balls haven't dropped

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We all know he’s packing more than Naruto.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                well yeah he can stretch himself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >We all know
                You know huh?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Didn’t Guy have a super small penis? Does that mean Naruto scales to that little acorn dick?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Erza vs Zoro is incorrect for the same reason as MC vs Doomguy, the info for both losers is outdated as hell. Erza didn't get 100 year quest nor her meteorite punching feat against her dragon mom.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Erza didn't get 100 year quest nor her meteorite punching feat against her dragon mom.
            Wouldn’t help
            Jack scaling

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You mean Jack the jobber?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He low diffs all of FT

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            oh yeah that episode was made out dated within a week

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It’s still accurate

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Link vs Cloud 2 has the record for fastest outdated match though. One day.

              And that's not taking into account matches that used characters from unfinished or ongoing stories, like Saitama.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Link didn’t really get anything useful in that trailer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Turns into water and enters Cloud's mouth
                >Kills him from the inside and bursts out of his corpse Alien-style

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cloud already has Aqualung

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, since they consider Sephiroth's supernova as a real thing Link was fricked.
                As far as I understand there is nothing in Link's arsenal that can be said to be more powerful than a supernova

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Erza could never beat Zoro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Das dah one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >One Piece: higher physical feats and Durability
          >Fairy tail: Higher AOE and Magic hax for some characters
          The problem with Fairy Tail is that they are very squishy despite very good magic feats. The way power levels work for them is honestly weird, if you ran Zoro vs Erza back the results would probably still be the same due to Enma.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >if you ran Zoro vs Erza back the results would probably still be the same due to Enma.
            And Conqueror's Armament

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which of these matches would have been the biggest salt mine if the loser had been the winner?
    >Goku vs Superman
    >Charizard vs Agumon
    >Luthor vs Doom
    >Ben vs Hal
    >Sonic vs Wally

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not Charizard or Lex that's for sure. In fact, I'm pretty sure none of them would be salt mines.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I am pretty sure none of them would be salt mines
        Superman VS Goku was (at least the second one). Pretty sure Sonic VS Flash would have been one as well given the reaction of Sonic beating Barry in a OMM

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Here are the ones I think would be salt mines with alternate outcomes. I'm thinking about how it was at the time of the episode.
          >Mario vs Sonic 1
          >Vegeta vs Shadow
          >Starscream vs... Horse. Maybe
          >Luigi vs Tails
          >Godzilla vs Gamera
          >Batman vs Cap
          >Deadpool vs Deathstroke
          >Kirby vs Buu
          >Guts vs Nightmare
          >Snake vs Fisher
          >Dante vs Bayonetta
          >Amy vs Romana
          >Voltron vs Rangers
          >Cap vs 18
          >Naruto vs Ichigo
          >Septh vs Vergil
          >Sora vs Pit
          >Jack vs Afro
          >Roshi vs Jiriya
          >Dedede vs Wario
          >Falcon vs Cage
          >Aang vs Ed
          >Leo vs Jason maybe?
          >Goro vs Machamp
          >Danny vs Jake
          >Beerus vs Galaxia
          >Zuko vs Shoto
          >Sonic vs Flash
          >Venom vs Crona
          >Red vs Blue
          >Sanji vs Rock
          >Hulk vs Broly
          >Shadow vs Ryuko
          >Star vs Steven?
          >DIO vs Alucard
          >Saitama vs Popeye
          >Harley vs Jinx
          >Tanjiro vs Jonathan
          >HL vs OM
          >Herc vs Wukong
          >Boba vs Predator
          >Raiden Vs Excalibur
          That's all I can think of.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Luthor vs Doom did cause salt here with gays siding with Luthor being in denial that he lost and even making up an ending with him winning and then going back with the classic "Superman is the strongest fictional character" shtick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Luthor vs Doom did cause salt here
        Because this place is filled with brainwashed DCgays. Honestly, it a miracle that DC has been allowed to lose 2 non-street tier matches, after RT bought DB.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tossup between Goku VS Superman or Wally VS Sonic. I would give the edge to Wally VS Sonic though. Wally / Flash is more commonly toted as an extremely broken mother fricker in the powergay circles so him losing to Sonic of all things would have caused even more of a meltdown

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic vs Wally by an order of magnitude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is ZERO chance that Char vs Agumon getting the opposite result would cause more salt than what we got. I'm pretty sure that was one of the top 3-5 most dislike DBs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Charizard vs Agumon is in the top 5 most disliked Death Battle episodes
        Which is the most disliked Death Battle episode?
        One of the two Goku vs Superman episodes or there is an episode that surpass beaner weeb butthurt?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dunno

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >which is the most disliked Death Battle episode?
          I am pretty sure that Ben 10 VS Hal Jordan is the closest an actual Death battle has come to having more dislikes than likes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How the frick did it surpass Goku vs Superman 1 and 2 in that department?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because at least some normies know Superman is strong and DBZ Goku wank was nowhere near as moronic as current DB wank, I'm not sure if that universal clash feat even existed when GvS2 came out, now compare that to Green Lantern, someone who most people likely knew as just a funny construct man, someone whose best feats come from stories most normies didn't read and make him beat Ben 10, one of the most overhyped characters to be on the show, explain the result like shit and make the animation not good enough to compensate such a controversial result along with a shitty anticlimatic kill. It was the perfect shitstorm really, and we will never get anything like it ever again

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not sure if that universal clash feat even existed when GvS2 came out,
                It didn't. Goku vs Suoperman 2 aged badly because it was before Super aired and Goku was getting new feats. All it went up to was the RoF movie which is essentially featless. You're just told Goku got stronger, but not by how much.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You're just told Goku got stronger, but not by how much.
                Not like Super does anything to fix this.
                There is still to this day zero Multiplier for God to give us any basis

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Which is the most disliked Death Battle episode?
          IIRC, a lot of females beating popular males tend to backfire. Nathan vs Lara, WW vs Thor, Mob vs Tatsumaki, Gaara vs Toph, and Tracer vs Scout. It's honestly a miracle Lucy got away with killing Carnage.

          I think many in general also hated Bieber vs Black, because it was just such a lame edgy fight. Don't remember how well or poorly received the p*%# fights were.

          >which is the most disliked Death Battle episode?
          I am pretty sure that Ben 10 VS Hal Jordan is the closest an actual Death battle has come to having more dislikes than likes

          How the frick did it surpass Goku vs Superman 1 and 2 in that department?

          >Ben vs Hal and Goku vs Superman
          Don't recall if they were that badly received, but those are also infamous, indeed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm of the persuasion that you don't have balls if you root for a woman vs a man

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That doesn't really matter, when you got stuff like composite Lara beating a Nathan, who cannot even handle Nadine. It was an obvious stomp fight, yet people hated it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's funny how 5/6 of the female vs male fights you posted were incorrect. I think a lot of the disdain and general hatred comes from DB just fricking up the results.

              From those, just Gaara vs Toph is mostly agreed that they got it wrong. The Tracer and Scout one has always been a 50/50 to me. The rest of those fights are correct.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's funny how 5/6 of the female vs male fights you posted were incorrect. I think a lot of the disdain and general hatred comes from DB just fricking up the results.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Thor easily loses to WW Marvelgay
              Also Tatsuamki’s contiental feat wipes out Mob’s whole setting

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yas queen
                Get out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dials plus Thor’s awful ability to fight

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yas dialate
                Get. Out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He just had no win condition

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                1. Wasn't referring to WW vs Thor at all, but thank you for proving you're mindbroken.
                2. They did the thing they always do in Mob vs Tatsumaki and only gave Mob about a third of his overall moveset. Something like 100% hatred or friendship would easily overpower her.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Something like 100% hatred or friendship would easily overpower her.
                Do any any of those things compare to this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes actually. Mob had enough power to wipe out an entire planets worth of evil spirits after beating Mogami and that was after he got mind raped for six months straight.
                Again, he very easily could've slurped up Tatsumaki's energy or kept blasting at her until she ran out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes actually. Mob had enough power to wipe out an entire planets worth of evil spirits after beating Mogami and that was after he got mind raped for six months straight.
                Mogami’s mental world isn’t comparable to at all to an actual planet. That’s like wanking someone doing a thing in a dream

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                With current Murata insanity Tats might win but at the time I think their conclusion was pretty off base. They took Tats pulling a meteor as real and her best feat when Murata said the anime misinterpreted it, and it was supposed to be a flashback the Ancient King has when she lifts a big rock, because if Tats could actually do that shit she could've thrown Boros' ship back into space.
                They also use the broccoli to calculate Mob's potential absorption which makes no sense since the broccoli is what he COULDN'T absorb safely and had to channel out.
                It's like pouring water into a pot and measuring its capacity by how much spills out.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No one hates Nate x Lara or Mob x Tornado. Crawl back to gamerghazi with your fake narrative.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >No one hates Nate x Lara or Mob x Tornado.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >p*%# fights
            ???

            >You're just told Goku got stronger, but not by how much.
            Not like Super does anything to fix this.
            There is still to this day zero Multiplier for God to give us any basis

            Calculating Dragon Ball characters is always troublesome. For example a lot of people tought that SSJ1 lifting level was beyond mountain level at least, but then SSJ1 Begita couldn't lift a robot of 1000 tons.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Puny but replace u with o

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Horse Show

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's called inconsistency. Same reason Superman can destroy universes but gets knocked out by a megaton bomb

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >who are you calling a pipsqueak you stupid yellow chink
    damn I didn't know Edward was based

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kek, One Piece is about to be over and they are still stuck at tier 6.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We all know it’s planetary since marineford

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which planet got destroyed?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Whitebeard is planetary as a weak old man

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Which planet did he destroy?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *stings gamera’s bussy*

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Luffybros, you need a hand. Let ME handle Narudo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Him and Bass.exe are reserved to teach Digigays not to be so wienery

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Both of them get stomped by mid tier digimon

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >stomps Godzilla feat wise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking Gamera mauls her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She makes explosion that can level half of Boston on the regular bases

        Cope and mald

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that just sounds like something that's weaker then even Heisei Gamera who is weaker then Showa Gamera, and Showa Gamera is still weaker then most Godzilla's

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, he's not.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              who Gamera or Godzilla?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is apparently the Heisei Gamera timeline according to the owners. So everything here is basically canon. Including him fighting a stronger Zigra who can use all 3 beams at once and tank nukes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's super fricking weird because this all implies G3 Gamera scales above
                >Blowing up a city that was so massive it's clearly visible from orbit
                >Tanking nukes to the face
                >Magnitude 18 earthquake beams
                >Surviving atom smashers
                >Moving tectonic plates and causing hurricanes with his power and heat respectively
                Yes, I know, it's incredibly stupid but when have things like this ever been sane

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Reads Wan Piss
    >Hates trannies
    ?? I sense the cognitive dissonance.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who made this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MMOgays thoughts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Y'Shotla should stomp since she scales to Hydaelyn who ranges anywhere from Planetary to 14x Planetary

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how divayth fyr would do in WoW

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of wanna sacrifice Kaido to Kenpachi since I want Ken to win but can't think of another fight Junkie he beats.
    Plus Kaido has the recency factor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kaido is for Kabuto

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Karate Bugman, The Science Experiment, or Orochimaru's gay pet?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's taking a gauntlet, just like the old times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kanabo beats swords

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kaido MU is Acnologia, morons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want that match up cause Kaido can actually lose to time hax.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wan Piss loses all its common matches

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Weird how Ace had such a death when he's basically immune to fire

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Both were (effectively) immune to Fire.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ace was killed by fire

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If Ace went transparent the punch would have hit Luffy you idiot. Why does nobody ever get that?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Was that feat misinterpreted?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He still died to fire

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He died to getting punched through the fricking chest dude

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was a fire punch

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's like saying I died to poison if I got shot in the head with a poisoned tank shell

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Damn are you okay?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Magma = fire
                Where the frick did you get your chemistry education from.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Magma possesses similar properties. Think of it as liquid fire

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >similar properties
                Only ‘similar property’ is that they’re both hot and sometimes produce flames.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, they both do similar things. Touch fire, get burnt. Touch magma, get burnt

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn’t understand convection

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That, I know about. A lot about, actually. Magma transfers it's heat through things it touches very, very effectively

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I possess similar properties to a kangaroo, doesn't mean I am one.
                Magma and fire are two separate things - so again, where the frick did you get your chemistry education from.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was a fire punch

                At least say magma and pretend you read OP

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who would be a good match up for Baiken?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends, do you want drunken swordswoman, eyepatch swordswoman, a katana swordswoman?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One who is thematically similar to her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my penis

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How strong are:
    >Superman
    >Goku
    >Luffy
    >Naruto
    in physicals without scaling and calc insanity?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Superman > Luffy > Naruto > Goku in terms of who wins at arm wrestling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you’re talking about pure shit one of the characters can do without outside amps/dumb scaling chains; Goku consistently

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could Tusk Act 4 hurt Superman?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if it's the infinite rotation stand then it's doubtful because it's not literally infinite power, it's just infinite in the sense that it rotates forever but Superman can orient himself through physical space with enough force to plough throw planets so I think he'd be able to resist it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, but Johnny actually landing it on Supes is the issue

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We had Dante vs Bayonetta. Imagine if they do Nero vs Viola (implied to be Luka's daughter). Personally, I'd rather have the rematch of the former, but it's gonna be weird since Bayonetta in 3 seems to be alternate Bayonetta, so would they just scale original Bayonetta to her? Hmm.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If they were to do any other DMC vs Bayonetta fight it'd be Virgil vs Jeanne Which Jeanne wins
      As far as scaling goes they'd most likely tie all versions of the characters as one big composite like they usually do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I also would rather see the rematch with Cereza, and Dante stabbing her in the chest, just to reveal that witches all this time could pull out their heart from their bodies without dying (well, that's canon since the 1st game) and boost their summons through that technique.

      Viola seems to take from everyone, Luka, Virgil, Jeanne, and even Lady, not just Nero. I think her design is supposed to mislead us and keep us guessing. She has red herrings all over her body, but she will possibly be connected to Luka or the plot of the first game somehow. The Cheshire plush doll being her main summon and companion is very suspicious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dante stabbing her in the chest, just to reveal that witches all this time could pull out their heart from their bodies without dying
        You could tell that the entire Death Battle team hadn't played a single Bayonetta game before that episode. For me the biggest hint about them being noobs when it came to Bayonetta lore, was how they lied about her height. I don't think they have ever gotten the height for another character wrong ever in the entire history of Death Battle.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I assume they had a proper script and whatnot set up for Bayonetta vs Dante before that one guest "researcher" came in and fricked it up, so they had to make something up fast in order to properly downplay her.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't think they have ever gotten the height for another character wrong ever in the entire history of Death Battle.
          On top of my mind, I think it's impossible to get the official height for the Mario Bros cast right, especially Bowser's.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Neither Kirby was scaled correctly to Buu.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dante stabbing her in the chest, just to reveal that witches all this time could pull out their heart from their bodies without dying
        You could tell that the entire Death Battle team hadn't played a single Bayonetta game before that episode. For me the biggest hint about them being noobs when it came to Bayonetta lore, was how they lied about her height. I don't think they have ever gotten the height for another character wrong ever in the entire history of Death Battle.

        I mean bayo 3 seems to be putting Luka as an actual important character.

        I am betting she is Luka's future-daughter and the Haemonculi were made by Luka due to some shit happening that forces him to frick over Paradiso and Inferno.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's been years since I watched the fight in my DB folder. Noticed that when Bayo shows up, Dante whistles and eyes her for some seconds. Frick, that's kind of a cute detail, so he did love and fell for her to a degree.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In 3 Dante tries flirting with Lady (backfired), and with Nevan, so pretty in character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >so he did love and fell for her to a degree.

        No, anon. I'm sorry to break it to you but that was just Dante being a thirsty frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >eyes her for some seconds.
        From top to bottom, lol
        If they wanted for him to forcefully finish her, he should have hugged and kissed her before the explosion. The rose was a cool detail, but maybe they should have switched Lucifer with a lethal, but more precise and less destructive weapon to use on her. Seeing Dante carrying her corpse, like he has done with Trish, would have been also a nice callback.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >eyes her for some seconds.
          >From top to bottom, lol
          Think what also worked well in that Death Battle was her voice-acting and characterization. Althought outside of that, it mostly felt like a DMC shill fight. Think even a tutorial level Bayo is more powerful than what we got in Death Battle.

          She looks to be a Human who can do witch time stuff.

          I wonder if she may unlock Lightspeed too. Lightspeed and Witch Time together would be some broken shit.

          I expect Viola to be such a newcomer, that she can just use one layer of Witch Time, and can barely keep it up. She cannot even do the superhero landing, so wouldn't be surprised if her Witch Time at the start of the game is subpar compared to other witches in the main cast.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's literally been like 6 years at this point grow the frick up

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Of course we are gonna be discussing a 6 year fight when a new game for one of its participants got announced for this year, not even 24 hours ago. Don't be a moron. It's common sense.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                just shut the frick up mate
                you've been b***hing about it for years despite no one caring
                the only mistake death battle threads have made (besides existing) is doing anything but mock you for your homosexualry like gameragay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >We aren't allowed to discuss fights with outdated or incorrect outcomes, because one random anon without any authority says so
                >Especially when one of its participants got announced something new just now
                You have to be delusional to think people will obey your senseless demands, especially here of all places. First week at Cinemaphile?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                just shut up mate
                no one besides you really gives a frick about dante vs bayonetta, and there are barely any dmcgays here in the first place
                you're obsessed with a dubious result from a who would win show where even now they're probably gonna listen to VSbattles bumping up dante to tier 1
                you're literally b***hing about nothing, screaming into the void about things that aren't here to bother you and then claiming victory over minor stuff that doesn't matter at all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's probably a DMCuck.

                Anyway, noticed one of my comments mentioning the most troublesome tourist from Cinemaphile got deleted.
                Guess mods treat a big problem seriously for once.
                Maybe he did get banned after all.
                Would explain why the thread is relatively peaceful.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Knowing that person, if he's not fighting DCgays, then he likely is dropping more on Cinemaphile to fight the recently revitalized Bayogays or his usual JRPG rivals.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >DMCDMCDMCDMCDMCDMCDMCDMCDMCDMCDMCDMCDMCDMCDMCDMCDMCDMCDMCDMCDMC
                rent free

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nero vs Viola
      Maybe? I joked about it earlier in the thread, but we'll have to see how much of an impact she makes to see if she warrants an episode.

      MMOgays thoughts?

      New Brandon track is kind of cool.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She looks to be a Human who can do witch time stuff.

        I wonder if she may unlock Lightspeed too. Lightspeed and Witch Time together would be some broken shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Her Witch Time is gonna suck and she'll be the hard mode due to that. Screencap this.
          IIRC, it was always harder to activate WT with Jeanne, than with Bayo.

          We had Dante vs Bayonetta. Imagine if they do Nero vs Viola (implied to be Luka's daughter). Personally, I'd rather have the rematch of the former, but it's gonna be weird since Bayonetta in 3 seems to be alternate Bayonetta, so would they just scale original Bayonetta to her? Hmm.

          I also would rather see the rematch with Cereza, and Dante stabbing her in the chest, just to reveal that witches all this time could pull out their heart from their bodies without dying (well, that's canon since the 1st game) and boost their summons through that technique.

          Viola seems to take from everyone, Luka, Virgil, Jeanne, and even Lady, not just Nero. I think her design is supposed to mislead us and keep us guessing. She has red herrings all over her body, but she will possibly be connected to Luka or the plot of the first game somehow. The Cheshire plush doll being her main summon and companion is very suspicious.

          We had Dante vs Bayonetta. Imagine if they do Nero vs Viola (implied to be Luka's daughter). Personally, I'd rather have the rematch of the former, but it's gonna be weird since Bayonetta in 3 seems to be alternate Bayonetta, so would they just scale original Bayonetta to her? Hmm.

          >Luka
          I'm guessing that's where Viola got the wire-thing from. And her addiction to it. Or maybe we are being deceived, and Luka anticlimactically gives her a grappling hook in front of everyone as we play through the story mode. She's confirmed to be in-training and cannot fly nor jump as well as other witches.

          The Lady reference flew by my head, but yes, she does have those same pocket-skirt things on her waist.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dante vs Bayonetta
    >Starts out 1 vs 1
    >Then Vergil and Jeanne come in. The get a scene where they both make dopplegangers.
    >Then Nero and Viola come in
    >Big as team feat (make the animation longer than 4 minutes please)
    >Tons of weapons being shown throughout both series
    >Try to trick the audience where it seems the DMC team is gonna win, but then Omne gets summoned
    >Dante says "What the hell is this?" from DMC4 before losing
    Now if Torrian animated that, it would be the best Death Battle ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oops. I meant Sheba, not Omne. Omne requires a lumen sage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am 100% convinced we're going to have some Lumen sage stuff in Bayo 3. The fact they're lining everything up for 3 to be vs Future Humanity and the point of all 3 realms needing balance.

        Maybe Luka becomes a Lumen Sage?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Last scene is Enzo cowering in the DMC van with Nico

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with the DMC verse, is that if you bring a Lumen Sage into a team fight between those two verses, the bastard is way too broken against everyone. Even against his Umbran allies.

      A Lumen Sage is a walking and fighting kryptonite to demons and devils. And the worst part is that also Lumen Sages can stack their Lightspeeds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like one anon said, I can't imagine if Witch Time and Lightspeed were trigger at the same time.

        Imagine a Lumen Sage basically being in Lightspeed instead of the few seconds they have, but extended from witch time. Basically infinite hits.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, cutescene Lumen Sages are basically fricking untouchable. Even Bayonetta can barely keep up with Young Balder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't the original fight among the top 5 longest Death Battles? Because I don't see them doing anymore for both a fight that has more than 3 minutes of pure fighting. The recent Raiden fight was a letdown, while the first two original Metal Gear fights are still among the best.

      Death Battle has become too corporate and quantity over quality. Just like current Star Wars and MCU.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Think it's barely on the top 5 longest Death Battles. If not around the top 6 or 8.
        https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Death_Battles_by_Time

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people even care about Nightmare losing to Guts? Last time I check Guts was beloved

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No idea. Nightmare even in canon gets defeated constantly, he's just the Sword version of Jason Vorhees.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nobody cared that's the problem, if Guts wasn't the popular character in the fight then people would call it bullshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Really? Because honestly Nightmare doesn't have many impressive feats.. He's edgy sword monster. You can't really even count True Nightmare in his powerset because that Canon gets defeated pretty easily too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nightmare doesn't have many impressive feats
          >soul edge made a pocket realm in the first game
          >made a massive beam of light in the second and massively sprode the virus
          >literally took over a city
          >stated to have country destroying power even when incomplete
          >stated to be a world destroying power if complete, above a guy who made an eclipse
          >its night terror form scared a guy who made planes and most of the astral realm
          vs
          >guts who scales above a breath attack from an apostle

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >made a massive beam of light in the second and massively sprode the virus
            This thing? It made it rain in the entire planet.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >evil seed
              damn
              planetary-level cumshot

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No impressive feats, really?

            He would literally fricking destroy the eclipse on his own with just this one feat https://youtu.be/JuPrhjMXFiI?t=18

            Fricking swong his sword and poofed a different dimension.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sponsorship from one of the fighter team during the middle of the video
    they really hit a new low.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We know. As a PGgay, thank goodness they let out finally a new Bayo trailer and release date. To think we could have gotten a fairer, more requested, and closer in powerlevels match with 2B vs Raiden. Heck, most viewers wouldn't have even minded who won that one, both are very popular and beloved among communities that share many fans.

      In 3 Dante tries flirting with Lady (backfired), and with Nevan, so pretty in character.

      >so he did love and fell for her to a degree.

      No, anon. I'm sorry to break it to you but that was just Dante being a thirsty frick.

      It's heavily implied that he would have rather slept with her than kill her. He did have a crush for her during the fight.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's heavily implied that he would have rather slept with her than kill her.
        Does this not apply to any man vs woman fight on Death Battle?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Nathan, Thor
          Well, they died. The rest not so much. Shazam vs Carol would have been creepy, you pedo.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Depends on the Billy. He was pretty much college age before the New 52

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Probably not Mob vs Tatsu and Gaara vs Toph.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Steve vs Star
          >Gaara vs Toph
          >Shadow vs Ryuko
          >Venom vs Corona
          God I hope it doesn't apply to all of them.

          >Yes actually. Mob had enough power to wipe out an entire planets worth of evil spirits after beating Mogami and that was after he got mind raped for six months straight.
          Mogami’s mental world isn’t comparable to at all to an actual planet. That’s like wanking someone doing a thing in a dream

          I'm not talking about the world itself, I mean the stockpiled amount of evil spirits he had in there. Evil spirits have their own energy, so it's not as though expelling god knows how many of them is a small feat.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Evil spirits have their own energy, so it's not as though expelling god knows how many of them is a small feat.
            How does exorcising a lot of ghosts mean he can flip a country with his mind?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If psychic abilities are measured by how much power you have then realistically he could've done the same or more with how much he was packing. Wiping out an entire real life replica of the world packed into a mind would mean that, at the very least, he has a frick ton of energy stockpiled up.
              Or again he could just use Tatsu as a battery to constantly fight, his powers can revitalize himself and others afterall.

              With current Murata insanity Tats might win but at the time I think their conclusion was pretty off base. They took Tats pulling a meteor as real and her best feat when Murata said the anime misinterpreted it, and it was supposed to be a flashback the Ancient King has when she lifts a big rock, because if Tats could actually do that shit she could've thrown Boros' ship back into space.
              They also use the broccoli to calculate Mob's potential absorption which makes no sense since the broccoli is what he COULDN'T absorb safely and had to channel out.
              It's like pouring water into a pot and measuring its capacity by how much spills out.

              It's also weird how they went with the "Mob never wanted to use his powers and therefore never trained" angle when that wasn't what happened at all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Wiping out an entire real life replica of the world packed into a mind would mean that, at the very least, he has a frick ton of energy stockpiled up.
                I just thought of a planet. I just blew up that planet in my head. I’m not planetary since none of it happened

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Blow up a planet in my mind now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Done

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah it's still there sorry chief.
                Another go?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If it was that simple Mob could've just gone "boom planet explodes now" since everything was happening inside his mind.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And if mental feats counted as physical ones Freddy Krueger would be universal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn't think FK is universal
                Again though. Mob's potential stockpile of energy > Tatsumaki's energy going based solely off of how psychic powers work in the ONE world.

                Steven vs Star was a godawful mistake Because it should've been Phos or Sora who raped the fat boy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is Phos a boy or a girl

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Neither. Adamant just likes dressing up rocks in school boy uniforms.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is there a hole down there or not?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >That spoiler
                Why are you gay? Also why would Sora even fight Steven

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                KH1 - COM Sora is closer than Star vs Steven. As for why they're both cry baby kids who talk about love and friendship all the time. Plus they can both turn into Kaiju's.

                Is there a hole down there or not?

                Phos has no holes except for the one he uses for talking. He's just a rock boy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Star vs Steven was not only wanted but also made decent porn

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nta but I thought it only made that one fanfic that was posted earlier

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seen it around

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Steve vs Star
            I'm glad that weirdo who wrote that reverse rape fic that turned into a shipfic found some appreciators when he busted it out on another thread. Shit was hilarious.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Pic?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/vRAtM7-BHXtq4e2LPu6t3Q/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            From those, only Shadow vs Ryuko is creepy and disgusting. At least the other couples after some years of waiting don't sound that bad.

            >Nathan, Thor
            Well, they died. The rest not so much. Shazam vs Carol would have been creepy, you pedo.

            >Nathan, Thor
            Those two being married is the only thing stopping them from being shipped with their rivals.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Thor isn’t married

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                well, having a significant other that one cannot ignore

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He has not been with Jane in decades

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even dead, they will find a way to pair him with her again in the mainstream iteration of Thor.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They honestly won’t man. She isn’t even mentioned most days

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Steven vs Star?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            woman vs woman fights aren't controversial besides the obvious two

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >woman vs woman fights aren't controversial besides the obvious two
              WW vs Rogue and.... Jeanne vs Trish? Fate's Rin vs Sakura Haruno?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cont. Oh, wait, Zelda vs Peach? And to think those fights are thankfully old.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Definitely not Beerus/Galaxia, the two would have hated each other.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >PGgay
        a what?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          PlatinumGames.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Platinum Games... guess I shouldn't have overestimated anons making the connection between namedropping 2B, plus Raiden and Bayo returning.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe you should realize on you're on Cinemaphile, not Cinemaphile you fricking tourist homosexual. PG is Power Girl, not whatever the frick you just said.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I usually don't discuss video game especially platinum game, so my mind didn't make the connection kek.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mob vs Tatsumaki was already talked about by ONE before Death Battle. Tatsumaki wins, but he doesn't know what happens if Mob gets serious.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thor would not cheat by sleeping with WW, right? Or would he?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Might as well do one since its Hiatus season
    if it's hiatus season then don't make threads dumbfrick

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Just BOTW2 got delayed among the Switch exclusives
    Well, could be worse. Metroid Prime 4

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After roughly 3 weeks, the DB between Hercules and Sun Wukong is at about 1.7 million views. What does this mean for the potential of future less conventional fights?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's over.
      Since Virginlander and Omni-Chad mogged every battle this season by a super large margin, we're more likely to get topical (American) tv characters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Homelander at least has a son

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It did okay, but Boba vs Pred somehow did better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently Ben is happy with how the fight did so we might see more of those

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty good. It does beat most of season 8 in views

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Lich is a character who jobs so much you forget how dangerous he actually is if you don't know or have his weaknesses.
    The fricker literally destroyed a prison for planet busters by being there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The fricker literally destroyed a prison for planet busters by being there
      One, it freezes people so it doesn’t have to be a prison capable of enduring planet level destruction. Two, the Lich canonically cannot break out of tree resin. 3, that was done by rotting the freezing crystals. Which would be irrelevant to an opponent who could move instead of being well a stationary piece of crystal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know, but it's kinda scary

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Trips confirm. The Lich is the weakest cartoon villain

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's why Aku shouldn't fight such a jobber

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unrelated to The Lich but, would Finn vs Guts make sense? I always thought that Finn was sort of the antithesis to the shit that happens in Berserk but I could be wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You should have been aborted for that suggestion

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't keep up with One Piece nor One Punch Man manga, yet this place loves to spoil those all the time.

    Just to be safe, think I will start a media blackout once Xenoblade and Bayo 3 come out. Ragnarok will likely also get spoiled all over the place, not just in this general.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Notice how the SMT and Joker posting has died down. Dude is probably fighting the Bayogays at Cinemaphile, Vsbattles, or another powerlevel discussion site. Alphaversal.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who would be a good match for Arthas?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Archaon

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me about gamera, why does he keep getting curbstomped?!?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The power of hype

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gamera? He's a punk only good for turtle soup.
      Leave him... to me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mmm.... Sopa De Macaco, cozido com fogo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Mmm.... Sopa De Mac-ACK!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You really think Kong can beat Gamera?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I KNOW Kong can beat Gamera.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you really buy into hype that much?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not hype. Kong would put that turtle in the fricking ground.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather see King Kong fight someone new if he got onto DB. The only problem is that a lot of the other big monkeys I can think of are directly based off of him, so it feels a bit obvious.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When Cyborg gets in Death Battle...
    Will they take the "million of decibels" as literal? Or will they say that this is bullshit and that the writter didn't know what a decibel is?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      probably the latter. they didn't use Cho's 123 on the richter scale statement, and the last logarithm they used, to my knowledge, was for the Canary Cry which was 300 decibels. although the likeliest possibility is that Cyborg wins via Swank and they leave a note saying "umm we could've used this"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      probably the latter. they didn't use Cho's 123 on the richter scale statement, and the last logarithm they used, to my knowledge, was for the Canary Cry which was 300 decibels. although the likeliest possibility is that Cyborg wins via Swank and they leave a note saying "umm we could've used this"

      The only matchups I have seen for Cyborg are Ultron and Android 17.
      How does he fare against them?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's also the guy from Cyborg 009. What was his name?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        17 would get some kind of SSB scaling and we know how DB is with that. But we also know that they think every fictional universe is limited to the observable unless arbitrarily stated otherwise.
        Ultron should tear Victor inside out, though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The DB verse is stated to be comprised of multiple infinite universes with different time streams

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >36 lightyears with exactly 3 timelines each
            FIFY

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Technis says otherwise

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't SDT Dante have this statement about how he bypasses durability?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KAIJUgayS OUT!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who wins this? Assvoidgays need not reply

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Super Mega Ass Void!!!!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Please lay off the autism for a couple days, thank you.

          Also reminder that Marvel characters are 347 Duoseptuagintillion times universal

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >347 Duoseptuagintillion
            At this rate you'd be better off saying made up numbers like Morbillion, Brazillion, Gorillion, or the death toll of the holocaust because no one cares about numbers that high besides midwits who need inhalers.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cope.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >there are actual, real people who do nothing but sift through decades old comics hunting for big numbers to engage in fictional universe measuring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God bless and keep you, anon

      Who wins this? Assvoidgays need not reply

      Assvoid takes them all

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the most disappointing fight we've ever gotten?
    >inb4 hurr durr the newest one
    No, it's not "disappointing" if you expected it to be shit from the very start. These two guys had this huge variety of tech and powers, and all we got was a minute and a half of them trading punches on the rooftops, and then 30 seconds on the ground before a surprise explosion? Did they run out of budget or what?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Beast VS Goliath is probably on that level, with two characters whose connections are "they seem like wild animal people but are actually fairly intellectual" doing nothing but growling the whole fight, and it generally being regarded as not much of an episode. But Batman and Spider-Man anything are bigger names, but also that one at least has some voice acting.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >random matchups
    Stan Smith vs Sterling Archer
    John Wick vs Bryan Mills (Taken)
    Toad vs Froppy
    Juggernaut vs Broly
    Superboy Prime vs Rune King Thor
    Catwoman vs Black Cat
    Uncle Eddie vs Vic Rattlehead
    Minati Uzumaki vs Monkey D Dragon vs Isshin Kurosaki
    Boa Hanwiener vs Senju Tsunade Vs Rangiku Matsumoto

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Stan, probably
      >Wick is way more intense so he wins
      >Marvel scaling
      >Marvel scaling
      >Do you even know how broken Prime is?
      >Marvel street>DC street
      >Who?
      >I don't know, the guy who has planet level scaling or some shit
      >Who?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >do you even know how broken prime is?
        Kinda, more interested in how broken RKT is and if he'd be a match for him
        >Who?
        Metal bands mascot battle. We've all got jokes here.
        >whoever has planet level scaling
        Does anyone in bleach, one piece or naruto have that?
        >who
        They're all stronk anime woman but they've got big booba. Get it, fanservice haha?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Stan, probably
      >Wick is way more intense so he wins
      >Marvel scaling
      >Marvel scaling
      >Do you even know how broken Prime is?
      >Marvel street>DC street
      >Who?
      >I don't know, the guy who has planet level scaling or some shit
      >Who?

      RKT would just teleport Prime into a red sun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Prime could retcon punch his abilities out of hating how different he is from his ideal thor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Magnificently based. Would we get Kirby Thor back then?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Considering SBP killed golden age superman, aka the og and model supes. It's hard to say.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              that was after they were both depowered by flying through a red sun

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >both
                Golden age supes is one person. He's not silver age. But considering SBP scales above golden age, pre, and post crisis; it doesn't matter. He ignores crisis, just that broken

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what do you mean? that doesn't look like it's addressing what I said. they WERE both depowered, that's why Kal-L and Kal-El flew Prime through the red sun in the first place

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You said both, and I was correcting how golden age supes is not silver age. Silver age is earth 1 and golden age is earth 2

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There seems to be a miscommunication here. In

                Considering SBP killed golden age superman, aka the og and model supes. It's hard to say.

                you were talking about Prime killing Kal-L (Golden Age), and I said this was after they were both depowered by flying through that red sun. Not sure where Silver Age came from but given who he was, he probably evolved a "randomly manifest into anonymous discussions in the 21st century" super vision or whatever. Prime WAS stronger than L and El, though. And Hal, and Wally, and just about everyone else.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Alright. Just saying that golden age and pre crisis are not the same. GA is like the Fleischer cartoon version while pre crisis is more like https://youtu.be/zP3JFr9lDfY
                Massively different. SBP killed the golden age version.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How dafug

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                See

                You said both, and I was correcting how golden age supes is not silver age. Silver age is earth 1 and golden age is earth 2

                Golden age is not the one we think of as pre Crisis. He was earth 2. Pre crisis is the earth 1 superman. This is all before crisis in infinite earth.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh yeah Prime was able to destroy Batkek's multiverse which was strong enough to destroy the omniverse

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i thought we were past making shit up

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nope, Batkek's goal was to destroy the omniverse by replacing it with his own multiverse

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even I know that's a lie. He just wanted to destroy the human-related multiverses. Not all the omni-verse. And then died to a Sun.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know Red Sun doesn't instantly drain Superman of his powers right? It just prevents him from getting more energy. Which Prime has millennia's worth stored inside him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hanwiener wins cause naruto n bleach always job to one piece

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait gameragay is being sincere?m he actually thinks gamera can beat Godzilla?

    Lmao I thought he was being ironic this whole time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You really buy into the hype don't you?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gamera lost a popularity poll to fricking GINO
    >43rd out of 75 entries
    Kek

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now imagine John Cena standing triumphantly over the dead bodies of Superman, Goku and Saitama.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Before he bows to china

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did and it ain’t making me laugh

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wanted to learn more about Rune King Thor as a non Marvel reader to see if he scales to sbp
    >learning more about Superboy Prime instead
    Guess it's a stomp??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      RKT relies more on scaling and offhanded retcons/statements than Prime does. Prime has no answer to getting outgunned and flown through a red sun, though

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Updated Tier 0 list from VSBW.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that dr bright got kicked off of the foundation because he was an actual pedophile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ScrollsCHADS and LovecraftKINGS remain unchallenged, simply because they're too high IQ to stoop to the levels of moronation that everyone else is at
      >SCPcucks and TPshitters need to bump every single character they have and wank them to high heaven just to hope to be on the same level
      >DCgays have only one character up there, and it's completely dubious as to whether or not he belongs there in the first place given how he jobbed to werebeasts
      LOL.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >criticizing SCP for having too many tier 0s
        >criticizes DC for having a based simple monotheistic supreme power
        >criticizes the writer for being a jobber even though ‘LovecraftCHADS’ had literal fungi aliens that existed in the same void the supreme archetypes exist in (which is supposed to be a ‘boundless structure) get killed by gunshots and dog bites
        Lol
        Lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you couldn't tell already I am trans btw

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I know you’re trans, hence why you’re against DC.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Leave the Tier 0s to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Okay. I’m here now. I’ll handle it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thought Robot is 1-A, he gets rekt.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >believing VSBW tiers
          >implying SuperCHAD is only limited to the thought robot
          >not realizing that DC’s tier 0 (Grant Morrison) said Superman is more powerful than anything in reality including himself
          lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Listening to a delusional troony
            Your next line is "trans rights are human rights."

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >cope about SuperCHAD
              Your next line is “I kneel, SuperCHAD-sama.”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Overvoid Lurk
      >https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Overvoid_Lurk
      >It's literally just a plagarized version of DC's Overvoid, but on Tier 0
      Bravo?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >literally just the overvoid
        >in the original article it's even made by a "G. Morrison"
        they aren't even subtle with their thievery and plagarism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But can they beat Goku?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Trained snipers can beat Goku if they're careful enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SCP really needs a fricking quality check

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SCP is literally just fanfiction.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      remember when this was mainly filled with just visual novel and anime characters? good times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >SCP682 is boundless because.... he belongs to an archetype that permeates the multiverse
      is vsbattles moronic? i can't find a single feat in all of those articles

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >acknowledging low-effort scp shit on your wiki
        might as well throw POWER MAN up there

        The worst part about all of this? The powerwank is NOT the worst part about modern SCP. In fact it's one of the lesser problems

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's not a good sign. what else is wrong with it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Over-explanation of everything and self-inserting to the max.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              self-inserting as the high ranking foundation personnel i assume? reading through some of their articles, they do seem like mary sue light novel protagonists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when Kami Tenchi and Demombane were assumed to be that

      Gokubros, Darth Vader has a shot agains us...

      Gas is gonna die before he finishes Goku

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In shippuden we learned that karin was being sexually assaulted by injured ninjas ever since she was a young child. Sakura is more hated than the people who participated in such acts.
    So no matter who she faces, she's going to lose.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Korra is worse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wat

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey autists is vs battles legit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly no, take it with a grain of salt (not the "cope and seethe" kind)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey autists is vs battles legit?
      nope, but it does serve one purpose
      that place tends to play favorites and overwank characters the mods have a bias for
      if a character is more broken in DeathBattle than even in Vsbattles, DeathBattle is clearly lying and exaggerating even more than Vsbattles
      which that is saying a lot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is a good point

        It’s how you know DC is wanked to high heaven since death battle puts them above VSBW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the time no. Only use it to look at the things your character has done so you can judge how strong it was yourself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Smash Bracket is the closest to being legit and even that gets a bit wacky.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Smash Brackets
        >legit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Smash Bracket is the closest to being legit and even that gets a bit wacky.

          In defense of Smash brackets, it's impossible to get a clear and definitive answer as to who is the most powerful Smash character ever.

          >By composites
          Sonic, Mario, Kirby, or the FF7 cast?
          >Situational or temporal broken power-ups
          Joker and Ness?
          >With tons of assistance
          Rosalina?
          >Base forms
          Bayonetta?
          >Access to plot devices or deus ex machinas
          Shulk, Sonic, Kirby, Bayo, Pyra/Mythra
          >4th wall breakers and gag characters
          Pac-Man, Duck Hunt, Creator Steve, Speedrunner Mario... ROB, the only one that is real.

          And that's not taking into account scaling issues, or characters who get wank after wank, over and over, like Mewtwo. By 2025, Mewtwo will be an eldritch horror above any tier 0 SCP and Lovecraft character.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sora wins

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pokemon has some of the weirdest Power scaling of any franchise. You can solo kill the Pokemon equivalent of Vishnu with a Rattata and under moronicly specific conditions Shuckle can deal something like half a billion damage. Mewtwo wanking makes no sense given how inconsistent and illogical most of the "lore" is in comparison to what actually happens during gameplay.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Pokemon fans are the most dishonest wankers around
              Vsbattles has shit like "number of games sold = number of universes" and galaxy level Ash's Pikachu by scaling him to ultra beasts scaling to the game version's scaling to Necrozma doing a vague light feat offscreen

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Since they claim that Dio Brando is 1500 ftl. I see Death Battle using these wanks if they do Mewtwo vs Frieza.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It would be funny to see DBSpics reaction if Dragon Ball lose to fricking Pokemon of all things

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think they already mentioned they think all of that is bunk, we'll have to see the next time a pokemon appwars on the show

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Mewtwo vs Frieza
                Frieza is for slurping the dick of Megatron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Since they claim that Dio Brando is 1500 ftl. I see Death Battle using these wanks if they do Mewtwo vs Frieza.

                It would be funny to see DBSpics reaction if Dragon Ball lose to fricking Pokemon of all things

                Unfortunately the series is full moments like Cynthia fighting evenly with the Creation Trio, The Player beating them with a Arceus form in Legend, Rainbow Giovanni and Cyrus losing to the player, etc.
                The multiverse Pokemon Logic that every continuity scales the same coupled with trainer fighting with their Pokemon does not help at all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And all of that is just more long scaling chains to offscreen feats.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Joker growed past everyone in Smash on his own and due to SMT scaling, if Persona is not included and not with powerups it's either Sora or the Pokemon's

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Fox, MK, Kirby, and Samus
            Oh, and of course, then we got the "vehicles allowed" category. Forgot to add that one. Thanks for the reminder.

            See, it's freaking bullshit.

            I hope TerminalMontage do a "Super Smash Bros Battle Royale" one day.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Fox, MK, Kirby, and Samus
            Oh, and of course, then we got the "vehicles allowed" category. Forgot to add that one. Thanks for the reminder.

            See, it's freaking bullshit.

            Out of all the people listed
            >Will probably win
            FF7 or Joker
            >Will do well, but are outclassed
            Bayonetta, Fox, Kirby.
            >mid tier
            Samus
            >wank not accepted tier
            Sonic, Meta Knight, Pac-Man, Mario, Steve, Rosalina, Duck Hunt, the Xenoblade characters probably

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Let me guess, Sonic or Mario fan?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        In defense of Smash brackets, it's impossible to get a clear and definitive answer as to who is the most powerful Smash character ever.

        >By composites
        Sonic, Mario, Kirby, or the FF7 cast?
        >Situational or temporal broken power-ups
        Joker and Ness?
        >With tons of assistance
        Rosalina?
        >Base forms
        Bayonetta?
        >Access to plot devices or deus ex machinas
        Shulk, Sonic, Kirby, Bayo, Pyra/Mythra
        >4th wall breakers and gag characters
        Pac-Man, Duck Hunt, Creator Steve, Speedrunner Mario... ROB, the only one that is real.

        And that's not taking into account scaling issues, or characters who get wank after wank, over and over, like Mewtwo. By 2025, Mewtwo will be an eldritch horror above any tier 0 SCP and Lovecraft character.

        >Sonic the Hedgehog
        Pathetic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Fox, MK, Kirby, and Samus
          Oh, and of course, then we got the "vehicles allowed" category. Forgot to add that one. Thanks for the reminder.

          See, it's freaking bullshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick is DMC vs Bayonetta even a fair fight? DMC doesn't have light users, multiversal nor time travelling.

      It's like putting Asura vs Kratos or Excalibur vs Raiden, but worse. Hell, I considered Asura arguably the most powerful hack-n-slash protag, but that may change after all. If you don't play their games, please stop posting, because you are just embarrassing yourselves in front of everyone. If the DMC cast is One Piece, Bayonetta's is Dragon Ball. That's how stupid the whole issue is. Cannot put it in simpler terms to outsiders.

      Now I understand how comicbookgays feel when posers pretend that they know their capeshit stuff.

      >Hey autists is vs battles legit?
      No, it's garbage filled with tons of bias. Kratos, who isn't even planetary, makes it to multiversal through scaling fallacies. His lore doesn't even have a real multiverse. Chakravartin, who is an universal creator god that can go around blowing up planets easily and throwing Suns at you, is put at a lower level than him.

      Kratos cannot even survive flying across literal outer space and needs dog slegs to move around. Yet that site tells one that he has Infinite speed and other super broken obvious lies. According to Vsbattles, Kratos is as powerful, if not more, than Goku. Logic and common sense is something that many persons in the vs communities lack. Not just at Vsbattles though, but also over here.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My porn addiction is stronger than goku

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bayogays really need to just take the L.

    They'll probably do Viola VS Nero to make them feel better assuming they dont have Nero thrash her too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bayogays really need to just take the L.
      I agree. Good thing we got retribution for bayo in the form of Vergil vs Sephiroth and Hakumen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Good thing we got retribution for bayo in the form of Vergil vs Sephiroth and Hakumen
        No problem bayonetta fan, I did it for the Umbra Witches

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just a reminder that dante and vergil are 9d as of dmc5

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >灵魂
      >它继续隐藏着人类和恶魔都不了解的奥秘,但所有人都拥有这些奥秘。
      >一种基本的九维形式,一般来说,它起源于并返回到八正道之外的更高维度。
      >它不仅包含心灵和记忆,还包含自古以来本体及其祖先的所有信息。
      >The Soul
      >It continues to hide mysteries that humans and demons don't understand, mysteries but every human has such.
      >A basic nine-dimensional form, generally speaking, it originates from and returns to a higher dimension beyond the Eightfold Path.
      >It not only contains the mind and memory, but also contains all the information of the body and its ancestors since ancient times
      i legitimately can't believe that a fricking chinese mobile game that's somehow canon gave dante/dmc enough feats to beat kratos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw even with vsbattles wank on both sides because of a chink mobile game dante wins due to outspeeding and outpowering him
        lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >灵魂
      >它继续隐藏着人类和恶魔都不了解的奥秘,但所有人都拥有这些奥秘。
      >一种基本的九维形式,一般来说,它起源于并返回到八正道之外的更高维度。
      >它不仅包含心灵和记忆,还包含自古以来本体及其祖先的所有信息。
      >The Soul
      >It continues to hide mysteries that humans and demons don't understand, mysteries but every human has such.
      >A basic nine-dimensional form, generally speaking, it originates from and returns to a higher dimension beyond the Eightfold Path.
      >It not only contains the mind and memory, but also contains all the information of the body and its ancestors since ancient times
      i legitimately can't believe that a fricking chinese mobile game that's somehow canon gave dante/dmc enough feats to beat kratos

      >A random chinese spyware shat out a 9D description
      >Some DMCucks will unironically eat this up just to lose to fanfic Kratos
      Your 冰淇淋 will not be enough to save you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Your 冰淇淋 will not be enough to save you.
        Sorry pal, but given Raiden vs Excalibur and Wukong vs Herc, 冰淇淋 is the means by which all is decided.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          >A random chinese spyware shat out a 9D description
          >Some DMCucks will unironically eat this up just to lose to fanfic Kratos
          Your 冰淇淋 will not be enough to save you.

          Can’t Dante just shoot Kratos

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No. You see, Kratos is actually faster than Wally West

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Click to end of video
    >BUT EVEN IF RAIDEN COULD PIERCE EXCALIBUR'S ARMOR HE HAD NO WAY OF HURTING-
    >close tab
    they're trying to say this isn't shill shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they're trying to say this isn't shill shit?
      The worst part is that we got NTR'ed from 2B vs Raiden for this. I know some anons will insist that Death Battle's current animation teams wouldn't have done it justice, "3 minute fight" and all the other usual complaints, but still.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it why not make duo death battles hell they can use charavters created by the same person even if they are from a different series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of the few times they have done it, they got called "Garbage" by Kamiya and got a DBX deleted.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why did it get deleted? (Before I go calling something 'hilariously based' without context)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was hilariously bad. Also that entire run of DBX is a total embarrassment compared to what it is now so it makes sense they'd delete its premiere.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did Kamiya want bayo to win or did he not like that 2 of the characters he created were put to a fight to the death for the masses to watch?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why did it get deleted? (Before I go calling something 'hilariously based' without context)

          Nobody knows for sure. Kamiya just tweeted "Garbage" when asked about the Death Battle fight. As for the DBX, it's one of the biggest mysteries in the channel. People speculate that the DBX premiere's animator took it personal when his fight was criticized. That he got so butthurt, the DBX was removed for the greater good.

          Other say that the fight getting several dislikes for its outcome was enough to warrant it getting unlisted, because as a show premiere, it would look pretty bad for it to be that divisive among fans. It didn't leave a good enough impression to keep it around as the real first DBX ever. Which isn't a far-fetched theory, since that happened to the original Samus vs Boba Fett, the original first Death Battle ever.
          https://twitter.com/PG_kamiya/status/710117717097877504

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Can’t even spell

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              cont. by the way, I'm blocked by him (kek), so that's not my pic
              but thankfully, someone also shared the link to his tweet previously

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            looks like he wants to do Dante vs Bayonetta himself

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Bayonetta 3 has Dante as Cereza's contracted Demon like pic related

              Do it kamiya you mad man

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not even Torrian could animate well Jeanne, so chosing her as the participant for the DBX premiere was suicide. Viola is probably the only protag they could ever animate correctly. Harajuku Cereza, China Bayo, and 60s Jeanne seem more challenging to work with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They desperately need a duo fight with Delsin and Reggie, or some other super powered bro duo.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they get Josh Seth to voice Tetsuo in the recent Tetsuo vs Magneto deathbattle? I didn't find anything regarding the voices. I met him at a convention once, he was a cool guy.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jack Burton vs Ash Williams.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's Capshit but
    I wouldn't mind Black Bolt vs Zebra

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doctor Fate?, more like Doctor Job

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who'd win in a battle royale of all the Robins?

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >acknowledging low-effort scp shit on your wiki
    might as well throw POWER MAN up there

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gokubros, Darth Vader has a shot agains us...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >manga
      not canon

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here is what I think:
    Guidebook, WOG, or supplementary material statements only count if it fulfills at least one of the following
    >It makes sense with what the character does, as in “Yeah I can see that happening”
    >It makes sense within the context of the story and is a part of the narrative
    If you don’t have at least one of those to go with the statement, it’s not valid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Could you provide examples?

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Baby Gamera can withstand breathing the same air as CHADREN.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kaguya can tank my massive black balls to the back of her throat (She can't)

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Otto himself say that the guy from Cyborg 009 has a chance against DC Cyborg?

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people underselling Naruto when he did this from two different dimensions
    lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks the Demogorgon is fast because it can smell blood from the Upside Down

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kawaki's arm fell of the moment Naruto was sealed.

        I'm not overselling this feat at all. Naruto was pumping his chakra from a different dimension, from two unknown planets into this kid's arm.

        In other words, fast as frick chakra speeds and massive chakra reserves.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He thinks to access another dimension you must go to the ends of the universe and it will be right next door like a house

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Naruto's chakra can't teleport.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Still not how dimensions work.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh, you're ready to admit Naruto is a 5 dimensional character?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                5 dimensional? 3 at best. And still not how dimensions work. Loses to Red Roc

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >And still not how dimensions work
                tsk, so bad. But it actually is.

                ?t=538

                This is a 5D feat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t see Naruto doing anything with a 5th dimension

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sending his chakra from different time-spaces.

                Debunk me already if you're so sure of your arguments.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's not a feat

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Yes it is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because it doesn’t do it by going all the way to the end of the universe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's much, much faster than that if it goes from a different time-space into another.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >St-stop LuffyGODs!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yamato being badass (canon)

      >200k views
      Konohamaru being roleplaying as Naruto for a movie (filler)

      >2.1 M views

      Irrelevantpiecebros? Looks like our troony character isn't driving in people into the series.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying Wano isn't filler itself
        Yamashit and Kaidick aren't and will never be canon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He says when Naruto grows a vegana
        Sounds like Narutohomosexualry is composed of nothing but the lowest common denominator. Typical as OdaCHADs filter out the plebs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >posting that troony
        anon you lost

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For real, imagine if Luffy wasted his entire life wanting to be like Woop Slap

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want kira VS adachi death battle episode to happen ngl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its not really in Kira's favor. Adachi fights at range, and his persona has generally better travel distance and stats if it is on par with Yu's. That and he can use lightning on him which he has no defense against.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        1500 lightspeed DIO

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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