Next fight is Galactus (Marvel) vs Unicron (Transformers) on Dec 18.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-unicron.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-galactus.html
Speedy is perpetually on the naughty list, as his existence is considered an abomination by Santa.
Kratos >>>>>>> your favorite character.
He’s STRONGER, FASTER, MORE DURABLE, AND SMARTER than your favorite character.
Obviously a Tardkushitter or Superjobber running interference.
Kratos however is in fact higher than planet level.
Kratos? Wonder Woman boytoy when she feels like fricking a burly guy, Kratos has no choice btw his life is in Diana's hands
Wanktos? Wonder Woman victim. He is too WEAK, SLOW, FRAGILE, AND STUPID, to even compete with her. Too bad his wanked universe is still smaller than the DC Universe.
Nah, Kratos rapes her
... In his dreams
No, he just does
Yes, he cums when Diana commands as a good boytoy, otherwise he would be dead
No, he rapes her and that's it. Sorry but wonder b***h is kneeling
... In Wanktos delusions
No, in reality.
...in my made up reality where elves fly.
Nope, in normal reality. Sorry, but Diana is fodder.
... is what i'd say if it was a viable fact
... which it is, no matter how hard wondercucks try to cope.
Reminder unlike Kratos Wonder Woman actually has impressive feats that don't require "lore" or scaling.
Kratos is the son of Zeus, Diana is the daughter of Ares. Do the math.
And?
Doesn't mean I like him more
Kratos lost to Spawn. Guns>Knives.
Considering Death Battle's track record with their scaling I wouldn't put much stock into any of their shit.
%21
Prime Kratos lost to Spwan. Deal with it.
>Prime Kratos
Nah.
>lost to Spawn, deal with it
Yang beat Tifa, deal with it.
Don't bring knives to modern era of guns. This is a song about him.
>Yang beat Tifa, deal with it.
What a waste of a fine girl.
Would
I mean, Spawn could probably manhandle most of Marvel/DC
Handling 'Most' of any verse isn't really that hard since most verses put their eggs in the main characters basket.
Like Nappa by definition would solo most of Marvel/DC by the merit of Street Levels.
Yeah, but depending on the buff he could get quite far. God Spawn is at least on the level of God Emperor Doom, if not above that.
Godoom was mid
I'm referencing him as the bare minimum, I assume Al was more powerful at that point.
I've wondered what the definitive outcome of that would be for many years, because aside from their similarities, Spawn's only real weaknesses are weapons forged in Heaven, but Ghost Rider is an angelic being, so he could very well beat him. On the other hand, Spawn has more tricks up his sleeve than GR, including his own version of the Penance Stare, so it's hard to tell who would win.
GR has beaten Dr Strange who is on par with regular Spawn, so he should win. But Spawn has time hax on top of everything else, so like you said, it's hard to determine for sure.
The Penance Stare is extremely inconsistent. Most recently, I think Black Widow resisted it due to "not feeling guilt", which isn't even how the Stare is supposed to work. Marvel just wrote itself into a corner with a power that op, so they don't know what to do with it now.
From what I understand, Zarathos essentially determines whether a given person is fit for punishment or not. So whenever a hero is immune to it, it's usually due to them being just in their cause. At least that was the case with Hulk, who was wronged by the Illuminati at the time.
I hope they don't frick us out of Ghost Rider vs Spawn
Maybe, but I still like Sam Vimes more.
>WANKtos
Obscure gay should go against that anon who claimed his waifu could win against anyone here just because she fought some giant snake dude.
To be fair, he was a pretty big snake.
Now hold on. We know Gori-Sen, no matter how obscure he is, we know he can probably curb stomp Kratos.
>GODtos is coming?? I better get out of here fast!
Oh? A tournament? Well I don't like to brag but I'm a former martial arts champion.
Would his beam work on the JL?
>GODtos is coming? I NEED TO INSTANT TRANSMISSION OVER TO THE OUTER WORLD RIGHT NOW!
Kratos is too fast for jobku's teleportation.
>aaaahhh don't leave me behind Superman! I don't wanna be left alone with CHADtos!
>D-D-D-D-D-DID SOMEONE SAY LORD KRATOS IS COMING?! FIRE UP THE TARDIS!
>JOKEtos
ENTER
>survives everything kratos can throw at him
>gets put in detention
Kratos escaped the Underworld several times, he'll escape that one too.
Why would he risk it? He'd then be forced to stand in the hall way and hold two buckets full of water. The most deadly of Japanese punishments
>some literal who
Yeah I'm sure the guy whose whole schtik is killing deities is gonna tremble at the sight of this Yahweh stand in.
>Gori-Sen kills deities
>NOOOO YOU'RE COPING, YOU'RE MALDING YOU'RE SEETHING
Gori-Sen would be disappointed in you, Anon.
Its amusing to me that you lot have went around desperately trying to find some character nobody has ever talked about on here before to cope with the fact Kratos is actually more than country level. Its pathetic but what else can I expect from Death Battle fanboys
>C-COPING K-KRATOS IS ABSOLUTE
Couldn't even get in Smash Bros. Lmfao.
Only country level?
>Donkey Kong punched the moon out of orbit
Uh oh...Banana Slamma.
Suggsverse victim.
Does he clear touhou and fate?
Realistically, depends. How many of them obey school rules?
Meme wise? Cirno's the strongest.
Can't say I know much about fate though.
Excuse me Mr. Kratos...They say your speed is infinite and booooy that sure is somethin' you know? Movin' faster than everything?...I can't even imagine...Anyway I don't mean nothin' by this but I couldn't help but notice you have a dog sled...With a whole kennel and everything even fresh tracks right outside the gate right over there... Now I don't mean to presume nothin' but why would a guy with infinite speed ride around in a dog sled for?... Couldn't ya just...Go places?
>*Generic vague threat with no contractions so you think I'm wise*
nnn...It is...For the boy, my son...He likes...Dogs.
OOoooohh....Welp...That explains it, sir...I won't take anymore of your time....OH! I just have one more question... That canoe you have? Do you use it often?... I couldn't help but notice some fresh algae stuck inside the scuff marks on the bottom...Can you explain that sir? Infinite speed but you need a canoe to get across the water?... Could ya just...Run across it if you're so fast?
I'm not accusin' you of nothin but we got a lot of VSbattle enthusiasts who just wanna get an idea of your abilities is all so I'm just bein' thorough.
I...Take my son fishing...
Fishing?...Ohhh gee-whiz why didn't I think of that...I feel so foolish...Well...I won't take anymore of your time....Ah...That fella Goku?...He takes his son fishin' all the time...Now those two are somethin' else...Did ya know they go into the water and pull the fish right out from underneath...You should see it.
Kino
>SUPREMEtos
>FARTos
Who could beat composite fictional humanity?
Nothing beats the indomitable human spirit
GODtos
Gori-sen victim
I'm hoping on this train just to avoid kratos posting
>THEPEOPLESCHAMPIONtos
>KWABtos
Kratos sisters....gori-sen is too much for us.
>PUNY GOD MAN TOO MUCH FOR HULK! HULK NOT BUILT TO DEAL WITH THIS!
So, how much do you wanna bet the Earth gets destroyed in Galactus vs Unicron?
With all the matchups for this season revealed, I decided to put together a tentative predictions/bingo card for season 11.
At this rate, we deserve it.
And like an idiot I forgot to post it.
Most of these suck, and I hope most of them don't happen.
>t. rwby spammer
Yeah, just because I think they're likely doesn't mean I think they're good.
>Luz vs Anne
>Shulk vs Lightning
>Kratos vs Asura
>Lucina vs Grovyle
These all lost on the ballot. They're not happening next season.
I do hope you're right, and that they at least follow through on their word on that.
They’ve specifically said that not winning the poll/tournament doesn’t disqualify a fight from happening in the next season, it just means that it’s not guaranteed. Something like Anne Vs Luz is more than likely going to appear.
ME GRIMLOCK NOT SCARED OF TINY BALD MAN WITH ONIONS BEARD! ME GRIMLOCK KICKED UNICRON'S BUTT!
Can /dbs/ go home now? Please?
So, considering Kira/light/death note matchups, can we at least agree that Fox Mulder gets absolutely stomped:
>No self-control whatsoever
>Tells his name at everyone where-ever he goes
>Only advantage is propably being slightly open to supernatural method of murder
Dude jobs to a goddamn janny in one episode
>KRATOS IS COMING? EVEN MY MAXIMUM POWER CAN'T DEAL WITH HIM!
>kratos
Oh, you mean, 'Dinner'?
>KRATOS? You mean like Kratos is coming?! Oh boy I better hope there's no funny business going on when he's around or I'm done!
>SHARTos
>Kratos? It can't be, his mere presence is causing my body to cr-
>KINGOFKINGStos
why are y'all like this
Fun
>WEAKtos
>K-KRATOS KILLS GODS
Godzilla killed Poseidon, Hades and Zeus, big deal.
>Kratostard is hiding behind the other character
>Gentlemen, I'm sure you're all wondering why I called you here.
>It is about the demigod, the one known as the God of War. If he finds out about us, we're all in trouble.
Bring us Tardku and Bejita
>We get Kratos again in Death Battle
>They just have him murder Zagreus from Hades
Everyone ends up pissed.
>Kratos couldn't even get in smash
>Donkey Kong is physically stronger
>Kratos is about to be mogged by Gonzo at the game awards.
>Kratos is right behind him
...as a pile of ashes.
..that had gathered from Kratos smoking a fat cigar before beheading that guy
...which never happened, cause he's a pile of ash, dead.
... the guy, that is.
>Kratos lunges at Cigarette-smoking CHAD
>As he nears the lamp providing light to the dim, deep-state cabal meeting room he disappears, being revealed as an image in the smoke
>CSM snubs his current cig' to the ashtray, and disperses the smoke with his hand, dissipating the image
>Indeed, there are some after-effects, but once we detatch him from his position in obscure mythology, the ghost of Sparta will become just that
>Nothing more than a ghost
The x files are overrated.
>FODDERtos
>BITCHtos
>WIMPtos
Kratos clears everyone here.
Except
>Gori-Sen
>Grimlock
>Donkey Kong
>Gonzo from the Muppets
>Gon
>Moe Howard
ESPECIALLY
>Gori-Sen
>Grimlock
>Donkey Kong
>Gonzo from the Muppets
>Gon
>Moe Howard
Oh yeah?
>slaps Kratos
>Attack Potency: Low Complex Multiverse level (Weaker than Sigrun but ultimately on a similar level, as he could challenge a rusty and weakened Kratos to the same degree as Valkyries, which are about on par with Atreus during Ragnarok)
Kneel SON GOKU... SUPERMAN!
>JOBBERtos
is this how you cope with the fact your most wanted lost to a toonforce MU
It's pretty sad
>Atom: Ant Man vs Atom
>Swords: ChosenBorn
>Money Sign: KillSaka
>Wave: Stitch vs Rocket
>Lotus: Vader vs Obito
>Yin Yang: Raven vs Phoenix
>Half Moon: Guts vs Dimitri
>Star: Manhunter vs Surfer
>Random: BillCord
>Scales: Colex
>Suit: FriezaTron (because real estate speculators)
>Pentagram: Gojo vs Makima
>Question Mark: Scooby vs Courage
>Beaker: Rick vs Who
>Recycling Symbol: Goku vs Superman 3
>Skull: Galactus vs Unicron
Sure hope I got it all right
Lore Dragonborn would've fared better against Superman than Goku looking back
I think this Kratos guy might be TOO strong for me alone, do you think you could help me out Superman?
>KRATOS HAS NO FEEEEATTTTS
How about him pushing that giant building in God of War 4 through all that water?
How about flipping it?
That bear was pretty big. Probably at least wall level.
So he, with great effort, did something Godzilla can do with out trying?
...In my fanfiction
my God!. he flipped a giant building.I'm finished!! he'll take my head Goku..
D-DAMN IT, THE ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE NOW IS TO FLEE AND FIGHT ANOTHER DAY WHEN WE'VE BECOME STRONGER!
I don't think it's possible to beat such a titan.
You're right, we stand no chance against this beast...
MY GOD HE'S POWER LEVEL JUST KEEPS RAISING
Is there ANYONE that can stop this man?!?!?!?
>It has already been done
>Think about it logically Mulder; a musclebound man, covered with the ashes of his family, cursed to be immortal by gods, fighting from mythology to another with the most impractical weapons possible
>Seems a bit too fantastical for the real world, doesn't it?
>And now with the life-force, the motive actor gone, it will be just that. A myth, told by scattered bystanders to each other
>Maybe some of them will post it on /x/ and get few (you)s for their trouble
>But for the rest of us, the demise of thsi greek "hero" will be a matter of no concern
>my got he's power level
It'd watch Death Battle if Koto and Juri where the hosts.
Hot
Would
These two have god-tier nostalgic designs. Ruka was also so fine, but that was mostly due to her being a hot naked chick.
I wanna be sandwiched between em.
Would
>Ruka was also so fine, but that was mostly due to her being a hot naked chick.
>Google image'd her
Holy damn!
Next season we gonna have Kratos Vs Wonder Woman.
Why? Because that way:
-Kratosgays can have his fanfiction character
-Ashurachads won't get robbed by a character that needs post on Twitter to be strong
-Another W for Wondy
-Wanktos doesn't matter because he still loses even with all his bullshit lore so people who hate Wanktos get to see him lose
Everyone wins!
>WALLLEVELtos
Why is he holding a confederate flag?
He knows the truth about the war of northern aggression
>Galactus vs unicron
>Name of the track is "oh my science"
>Analysis has both characters at gorillion times universal
>Both can move at infinite speeds
>Black box states they're stronger than even Goku
>Fight is ai generated
>Song was done by some mumble rapper off the street
>"Well unicron was impressive, Galactus was just 3 infinites ahead of him."
>"Yeah. Unicron just didn't have the power to beat Galactus. "
>Insert cringe pun
>Winner is Galactus
>Just one more thing...
>Light vs columbo
Pretty much yeah. Throw in either Earth or Ergo the Living Planet cameo and it'd be that.
>Ben said he wants characters to be those that people recognize which is why he doesn't do exotic versions .
>Wanks everyone to gorillion universes and above
>Casuals didn't believe in chosen undead's lore because of his in-game fears not matching up to it.
Lol
Good grief. I thought I was having a fricking stroke looking at that thumbnail
THY FALSE SHEPARD DISGUISES THINE SELVES WITH THE COAT OF THE RIGHTEOUS
God of war is better than all of media here combined.
>GOD OF WAR IS SO GOOD
>couldn't get a rep in smash bros
>gonna get mogged by muppets during the game awards tonight
>Tendies smash
Good
Yeah he would have fit right in. His games are for babies.
>Got a costume in smash
>Lore used as canon
>Won GOTY 2011
Totally mogs Kratos too btw
>NOTEVENPLANETARYTIERtos
>IESLB
>124 posts
>47 images
>21 posters
>triple slaps
SPREAD OUT, CHROME DOMES
We (I) can't show our (my) superiority if we (I) aren't close together to show our (my) numbers Moe.
>smashkiddies are here
>Kektosgays seething they couldn't get into the 'hall of fame' of video games
I claim this thread in the name of the Viltrum Empire.
Also Thragg vs Superman (DCAU)
>solos viltrum
>gets speed blitzed
>Ah, Viltrumites.
>So arrogant, to never consider they weren't the first to have interest in our world
>Of course, our "friends" have told us everything that should be known about them - they did anticipate their reproach here
>Cecil, we have had our differences but I say we can colalborate on this littel matter quite easily - please write me off as a private contractor, I know you have multiple fake profiles you can use
---------------------------------
>You see, viltrumites believe themselves invincible. They rush forward, with no heed or care, smashing anything coming in their way
>A simple strategy will be sufficient; the landmine. It worked in WWII, 'nam and it will work now
>My contacts can easily borrow us a craft of sufficent velocity. It will draw them in, and once a viltrumite or one of their pawns rips it open, they will encounter the payload within:
>The intelligent parasite we both knwo you have encountered. Viltrumite retina is still vulnerable to heat, and they have other orifices that will serve as suitable entrances -especially after they get hit with multiple litres
>Once we reach 1-4 possessions, viltrumite army of any number will be decimated; theyknow best to kill each other as we both know
sun kills thragg easily
superman bathes in sun gets stronger
its not even close
>unironic ifunny
>Goku and Superman have more games than Kratos
Kratosbros... our response?
All Superman games are shit
>Kratostard uses ifunny
Alright Columbo, Mr. Detective, Mr. I can solve anything. How come sheep can't talk but are always herd?
I can one shot everyone here.
Who should the warrior of light fight
WoW Adventurer
I meant the ff1 guy but sure let's look at xiv matchups
Erdrick from Dragon Quest
Unironically who takes it
>"Kratos is featless"
>singlehandedly massacres the Greek and Norse pantheons
doesn't know the difference between a feat and power scaling.
Godzilla did the same, do we suddenly think he's the strongest?
>NOTEVENMOONLEVELtos
On my way to WHOOP Batman’s ass.
Whogays and X-Filesgays have ruined these threads.
You want a Jelly baby
Can anyone even hope to stop him?
He? Is Bobobo's victim.
What about her?
Brobrobros... our response?
You activated the trap card “Pegasus Protector Of Dreams Argentina Holofoil.”
Florida Man puts average Japanese guy to shame
>Trunks
JOBBED
>Vegeta
JOBBED
>Goku
JOBBED
>EMPERORza
WON
I think you're missing someone Frieza, you better correct that if you want to maintain your flawless record.
But could Broly contain the power of tight pants?
The Hulk's pants? SOLO fiction btw
Broly vs Hulk was 2020 Comparatively, Trunks and Vegeta were 2022 while Goku and Freeza were 2023 and the Trunks -> Vegeta -> Goku losses were a jobbing conga line.
That's why I left Broly out (who is hiding from GODza btw)
>>Goku
>Robbed
Ftfy
The jobber dies as he should've in every episode so far. MUI Heroesku
I have sex with women
>T. Hal Jordan
He said women. Not little girls.
Hal has sex with women, anon. The little girl had to mature first before he added her to the harem.
>mature
not mentally, that's for sure...
You don't have much experience with women.
>hal collects women for Kyle's harem
That's so nice of him!
>No one ever brings up 18 winning against Captain Marvel
Is Carol's irrelevancy so bad it dragged the match down with her?
Absolutely nobody gives a shit about her. The only Captain Marvel I acknowledge is Billy.
Y'know, i really don't like that black chrome look for frieza. i think matte black would've been better. if you want to be so corny you're a whole corn field you could make the purple appendages gold lol
Yeah, I like Black Freeza a lot more than Golden but I agree the chrome look is a little meh.
Carol was never seen as anywhere near a Hulk or Thor level despite what Disney wants casuals to think.
Monday, we had Goku vs Superman. Today we have Vegeta vs Superman.
That's actually a more interesting debate. If they composited it so Vegeta has Heroes scaling as well as Spirit Fission, perhaps he could have a chance at winning?
>Forced Spirit Fission allows the user to separate and manipulate energy from their target, granting them the ability to do things such as undo Fusion or Absorption techniques and free trapped souls. This technique is also shown to be able to indirectly revive some of the dead.
Alright.
>Leatherhead (Mirage Comics) vs Leatherhead (IDW) vs Leatherhead (2003) vs Leatherhead (2012)
Who wins?
Do you think there's a chance we'll get more Gundam matches next season? They seem to be more interested in doing mecha matches nowadays.
I have my doubts but I would enjoy more Gundam as a casual fan.
Would be nice to see God get into a match one day, he's the best we've got at getting a full blooded Super Robot into an MU, that and G's always been my favorite out of the various Gundam series.
Turn A vs Jehuty would be cool
I want a Macross vs Gundam matchup.
We will get the shitty wing gundam vs Eva 01 matchup.
That is one of the worst MU's I've ever heard of, Eva 01 has more in common with Getter than it does Wing Gundam.
I MUST KILL SUPERMAN
IT'S FOR A BETTER, UNCOMPROMISING, TOMORROW.
HE IS NOT THE TRUE MAN OF STEEL, HE IS A PUPPET ON A STRING PLAYED BY THE MOTHER OF ALL
THE MOTHER OF ANARCHY
THE MOTHER OF AXIOMICAL FRAMEWORKS
THE MOTHER OF ACADEMIC DISCIPLINARIES
THE MOTHER OF ALL DUALITIES
DUALITIES BEING THE ORIGIN OF BINARITY THEREBY ALL THE SENSELESS DICHOTOMIES
TRANSGENDERISM SHALL BE ABOLISHED
FOR THE CREATIVE-NOTHING AND IT'S OWN!
Armstrong, my FRICKING President. GOD BLESS.
Jobbed to 3rd worlders
>CHADator CHADstrong
MY.
FRAUCKIN'.
HERO!!!!
You can't kill him anon. Death Battle has said it repeatedly. They've even tried retconning it; only for it to turn back into the truth. That truth being that Superman has no limits!!
Is the meme finally back?
Nah. Just felt like posting one last hurrah before the year is over. Amazing to see DB actually triple down on the meme.
Limits are not broken, but the truth is meant to be
Based
Latveria is our Greatest Ally too!
Proclaim it!
OMW
You can't kill him, because he is Superman, he is hope, he is THE superhero. He is that feeling of overcoming absolute hopelessness, he represents the limitless potential of humanity, that's why superman will outlive those hacks at DC, because he is more than just a character, and no amount of shit stories and LGBT trash will bring him down
Superman will live, but only through those who shall Excel upon his form
I aspire to Clark, he was a friend once
But his name was tainted, and to cleanse it, I must serve his (or someone who scales to him) head on a plate to Wiz and Boomstick
i never liked clark kent because he's an extraterrestrial scumbag
Superman's heroism transcends above mere vs debates. He is a symbol of hope. The last son of Krypton. The grandfather of all superheroes. His influence is limitless. He is Clark Kent, or as many call him... SUPERMAN
Unironically true, when I was a kid I used to be extremely anxious when going to school but I always imagined myself as Superman flying towards the danger instead of running away, that gave me courage to not become the quiet kid that always sits on the corner and everyone thinks will be a school shooter one day.
That's really sweet
Everyone does that with every fictional character ever, what you are describing is just a jungian interpretation of a religious experience
If he transcends, he can descend
Superman will be EXCELLED upon
and if not Superman, then Superboy
and if not Superboy, then his Prime
and if not Prime, then those who scale
The Post-Hegelian shall fare witness to the Oligarchy which he perpetuated
ENTER
THE UNIQUE AND IT'S OWN
THE SONS OF THE LAST TRUE HEGELIAN WILL HAVE THEIR WAY
And no jokes will cover that up...
>Heroism
Vague term
>Hope
Also vague
>The last son of krypton
Kryptonians were still structuralist despite being post-structualist, the last Hegelian will be one to laugh
That is what it is, not Superman. He is simply a leech, feeding on an idea and claiming it as himself.
>Peter Griffin can defeat Dio
OH NO NO NO SWAN DON'T LOOK
Otto, thoughts
Someone shoot Batman so all the pain and misery will be put to an end.
Yess, roast that homie. Burn him alive.
What a shitty thread. I hope after getting shitstomped by Asura that Kratos is banned forever from Death Battle.
>LIMITEDtos
>they think im SHITos
Lol, kek, LMFAO even
The scope of my means to an end are much more greater then that matchup
I hope Batman and I get banned.
Hey was Japanese G1 not being used for Megatron elaborated more in detail during a Death Battle Cast or on the Discord?
>We will one day get a Superman that's completely free of DC's shackles
Superman should be owned by the Japanese
>3 Attempts at a weeb focused Supes
>All were lame
It's like with /k/, you want the best and most powerful Superheroes? Buy American.
Wtf were these 3 attempts?
>superman vs meshi
>rwby crossover
>MAWS
Attempts to get Superman into weeb territory
To be fair the second was always gonna be shit, RWBY was always mediocre even when it first started, it's only gone downhill since then.
Does the RWBY Crossover even fricking count?
>Superman vs Meshi
Enjoyable
>rwby
American trash
>MAWS
American trash
Are you fricking stupid?
>2/3 attempts are bad
Sounds correct to me with that math
Those 2 are american shit so you already fricked up.
Americans can’t make good entertainment anymore. It only proves that Japanese are better.
MAWS was enjoyable. And has the best version of Lois by far
Is that why American superheroes are all dogshit nowadays?
He forget how shitty DC and Marvel are. The american writers are dumb as frick too.
I think the only chance we could've had at getting a cool anime Superman was if DC collaborated with Toei back in the 90s, anything past that would just be Dragon Ball Super tier mediocrity.
Toei is fricking dogshit bruh, regardless of era. They've always been really fricking shit.
Nah they were kino
Superman should be owned by the individual
He created the archetype after all, from there all he is the fruits from his branches
All he has to offer is the fruits from his branches*
Bring me SHITos
Superman should go back to his futuristic roots
Superman should go back to being an butthole.
I don’t remember a single thing Wonder Woman did in RWBY part 2.
Good to know, that means they didn't ruin her more than the other characters
No one got ruined by Flash and Batman.
Flash was forced cringe and Batman jobbed out the entire movie.
TOTAL ABSTRACTION DEATH
ABOLISH THE TIERING SYSTEM
METAPHYSIC GLOSSARY WILL BE THE DEATH OF BATTLEBOARDING
RETURN TO SPECULATIVE NARRATION
>IESLB
I too hope that your words will align with my desired outcome
What's with all the namegays all of a sudden?
LopiBats showed up a week ago
The other ones are just one schizo or bot that comes and goes
>Mario beating Sonic across the stadium at the game awards.
He always wins.
if the two are boxing Mario definitely takes it. he's got that robust blue collar strength and those rocky marciano genes
Blaze? Sonic's victim.
Blaze? Side fodder.
this artist ships sonilver
Why
Who should John Dragonquest 5 fight
The Valhalla DLC is just going to encourage the Wanktos posters.
What Valhalla DLC
God of War Ragnarok just got DLC announced at the VGA's looks like a sort of Resident Evil Mercenaries or Rougelite survival mode.
Please don't start with the Sonic autism, I had enough with Wanktos and the Superman schizophrenia
The Kabbalahistic Tree of Powerscaling
1. Superman
2. Goku
3. Kratos
4. Sonic
5. Mario
6. Persona
7. The Bible
8. SCP Foundation
9. TV Tropes
10. The Paradigm
11. ???
No
Sun-Wukong is just before any deity
where are featherine, beyonder, the entire suggsverse, bugs bunny and chuck norris?
Not how the tree works
how come ?
Still Berrus mogs them all.
The posing gay is Batman btw.
Why didn’t DC stop it?
Wiz's pseudo intellectual speech at the end of the last episode and anyone who sees Goku vs Superman as anything bigger than a character vs character fight are cringe and deserve to be laughed at
Sorry Superman. I'm a Gokuist.
https://europeanacademyofreligionandsociety.com/news/gokuism-the-anime-religion/
Nice gear!
Thanks, Seiyaman!
I never took you to be the type to start your own religion, oh well, I already believe in a God of my own so I'll have to apologize for disappointing you if you were hoping to convert me to Gokuism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity
Dragon GODS the Budokai Tenkaichi 4 trailer JUST showed in the Game Awards...it looks FUARKING kino.
That was indeed kino
>Hercules vs Sun Wu Kong
>acknowledged as Goku vs Superman 0
>Wu Kong won
Goku is 3-1
Goku = Buddha
What happened to that Bat Black person shill? I guess he decided to kill himself because he couldn't change me or anyone elses mind on here so Zdarsky cut off his payments.
Make a fricking thread, moron.
Shut the frick up Chip. Your shills are failures just like you.
>FIVE SEGA game announcements
Haha try to keep up!
>THEONEABOVEALLtos
Chip snorting on that coke in preparation to write more shitty batman stories.
Please I just want a fantastic Bat story for once. Stop feeding these dead brain morons whose mental compacity is to only look at pretty pictures, JUST WRITE A GREAT STORY.
Chip is so ass, there are Batgays who actually want King to come back because they can't take the shitty writing anymore LOL
>Dragon Kino gets Budokai Tenkaichi 4 ludo
>DC gets Suicide Squad slop with Superman, Batman, Flash, etc being humiliated
Kek
Are you STILL coping? Holy shit,
Cope? Over what? Goku vs Superman? Superman won. Doesn't change Suicide SLOP is DC's big game.
>instant seething replies
You Said it. Death Battle sucks at scaling if they really made Supergay win again. Goku was robbed! Frick you anons saying 0-3! We was supposed to win this time!! Frick you ultrafraud! And frick supergay sjw! Goku and anime are based AF!
Xenoverse and Heroes shitstomp Marvel, DC, Bill Cipher, Toonforce, and Whogays no diff
You're a fish flopping outside of water, /dbs/turd.
>years of rage
>2 weeks of shitposts
>all the anti feats, memes, fanfics, and art
>still lost
Frick woke DC cucks. Manga Chads won the war
I infiltrated DC myself. To ENSURE Superman's father would be a cuckold, that his son would be aged up and turned into a homosexual, that Superman himself would listen to Lois Lane get railed and let her get fricked by other men and it was I who made it so he was canonically raped.
It was always ME.
Your turn is next! Wait till round 4 superhomosexuals!!
G-Goku bros. You all said we was gonna win!
>IESLB
begone, TARDperman
But Goku did win. the Ideological battle.
>manga and Dragonball doesn't have troon and diversity bs in it
>DB Wanking Supergay
Solos DC
>3 BULLSHIT in a row!!
GOKUCHADS!! HE KILLS SUPERMID! KRILLIN AND YAMCHA SOLO MARVEL AND DC!!!
>boohoo!!!
Sorry, you say anything?
>Suicide Squad beat the Justice League
They are Outerversal and beat Fraudball Z
You'll taste the legendary $1 billion mark just as Cinemaphilebros had plenty of times before someday Cinemaphile kun
Xenoverse 2 alone sold over 10 million copies, not including DLC. That shit is easily over $1 billion.
To be brutally honest, we all know which game will leave more satisfied its intended audience. He's right.
I can't wait to see Harley kill Batman and crave the bat symbol into his corpse!
>crave
>3 days after Goku vs Superman 3
The CHAD'S DEN OF Cinemaphile AND Cinemaphile is HERE to STAY.
Goku vs Superman shit is boring now. What happened to the Whogay?
Might be sleeping or busy.
Goku solos lame scifi sjw shit like Dr. Who. He solos Star Wars and Star Trek to btw.
Bladebros, you just got a video game announcement.
Is there a game awards summary somewhere
It's still going so I don't think there's a comprehensive one.
>The absolute state of DC
What the frick am I looking at
(You)
On my way to steal Batman's money. Brb.
Remember when DC had SOME competent people in it? Now everyone is just moronic.
Goku solos all thise jobbers. Fricking Yamcha would kill them with one hand compared to DBZ.
I don't give a frick. I'm more concerned with how shit entertainment is and shills defending garbage over and over again like Chip's lonely ass. And morons keep FALLING for it.
Batman jobs to Oolong and Pan. Frick capeshit and all it stands for!
He keeps getting his money stolen. And it was me who took it for the 100th time in and row and Batman still couldn't figure it out. LopiBats always wins.
>best non comic darkseid
>best non comic brainiac
>best non comic luthor
>best lois lane adaptatioh
>the best superman but evil storyline
>better joker than comic joker
>better batman than comic batman
>og harley quin better than anything that came afterwords
>terry is better than damian
>for the man who lost everything was praised by alan moore for being for being a good adaptation
And finally
>green lantern is not a pedophile
Why was Batman so moronic in BVS? He suppose to be seasoned and older but got easily tricked by a young Lex and panicked the frick out when he realized Superman's death means open world invasion. That Black person didn't do anything right. In fact, that whole movie was ass. It wasn't a film, it was a bunch of random ass scenes strung together.
Reeves/Smallville Superman and Burton/Nolan Bats >>MCU> powergap >>> plan 9 from outer space>>> DCEU
The DCEU was a colossal failure. It's funny to see WB frick up everything. Bunch of idiots.
Evolution Goku
, Donner, DCEU, Arrowverse and any other Live action version of supermid you DCgay. Xenoverse solos.
Goku won
SHITku lost.
>Batjobber
>Defending Supercuck
Goku won
Xenoverse solos mid tiers like these
Goku won the ideological battle
Times Dragon Ball has been rebooted - 0
Successful Dragon Ball games where Goku isn't the main villian for shock value - over 40
Number of gays in all of dragon ball - 1 and is a villian
Number of successful movies - 24 (bio broly is kinda mid, but still decent)
Goku also was an official sponsor for the Tokyo Olympics
times goku has busted into someone's house and violated their privacy rights to stop someone from abusing their dumb wife that won't report her husband to the police, and the mere act of busting into their home like that will guarantee that the man gets away scot free from the law with a decent attorney - 0
Times Goku has had to police the entire planet to fulfill some misguided hero complex and abuse his superhuman strength upon normal humans with no regard for the law instead of worrying about his own damn business and the safety of their close loved ones like a normal human would - 0
times Goku has had to train / learn new techniques / being humble and learning from masters / relied on his friends and support instead of just flying into the sun or getting some boost from a corny speech like a mary sue - too many to count
dragon ball series/runs cancelled due to leftist propaganda = 0
Times Goku got buttfricked in jail = 0
times Goku sacrificed himself for the sake of the planet like a true hero = 2
Number of homosexual sons Goku has = 0
Times Goku has been a fricking commie = 0
Times Goku planned a moronic invasion of Apokalipse, and brought his martian detective friend whose major weakness is fire into a hell planet = 0
times he has had his ass handed to him to a charity case in a bat costume - 0
Dragon Ball is the 12th most successful IP of all time
Superman is the 49th most successful IP of all time
times goku had to be made black to appeal to left wing millenials = 0
Dragon Ball>>>>> DC and Marvel sjw shit
LOL This shit actually got me
CHADKU Won; Super b***h lost
CANON
yeah well... Superman kicked his ass in a fan made web show. so...frick you.
Yeah well...I'm going to enjoy playing Suicide Squad and watching Superman get murdered by degenerate freaks!
Jobs to Oolong, GODKU effortlessly kills that weak b***h. Frick Death Battle bunch of DC shills
>Times Goku got buttfricked in jail = 0
>Number of homosexual sons Goku has = 0
These had me wheezing harder than a level 35 Koffing.
Dragon GODS...
How is this shit any different from Injustice 2?
It doesn't have a moronic plot forced into it for starters.
No one played for the plot, they went straight to 1v1.
And that doesn't change the moronic plot existing.
All capeshit plots are moronic, what mattered was the gameplay, graphics, and 1v1. Other than some balancing issues and morons spamming, Injustice 2 was good.
Of course it does, it's Dragon Ball.
...is what I would say if I was seething over a good game.
Hulkbros, Superbros...
didn't mean it as a reply oops
>How is this shit any different from Injustice 2?
SHITperman lost homosexual
why are all the decent Superman games are the ones where he's the villain?
So is The Batman II going to suck?
No. Batman has the best movies out of anyone in DC.
I like how you didn't answer my question.
Evolution>>>> all DC live action Supergay
what the FRICK does that have to do with Batman.
Frick supergay Batjobber and DC that's what. Goku was robbed and his movies >>> any DC goyslop.
My heroes this year were Scooby and Shaggy. Love the doggo and Shaggy is literally me like no one else bros.
I wonder whose going to steal Batman's money next time.
could your favorite character survive a triceratops bull rush?
I'd say that depends on whoever is writing The Incredible Hulk atm.
Bro knocked out World Serpent in two hits
Oh shit the world serpent is like multiversal x gorillion. So this guy must be WAY strong.
I thought it was seven hits
>Someone is so mindbroken they're falseflagging as a Gokubro
Bro couldn't handle BT4 mogging Suicide Squad.
>Goku won and canonically solos Marvel and DC
Based episode killing Supermid
GOATKU
, timelords, Black SLURPZA, Gojo, Bill Shitper, toonhomosexualry, vidyalore etc. Goku wins
Don't come to Chapter 100, Gokubros. You won't like the humiliation.
>Using my HERO for your obsession with every single other relevant setting in this season
Supermid should've lost and won the first 2 times faker. DragonChads btfo death battle every time.
I don't care about how salty you are that our HERO ended up jobbing a third time, the match is over, if you liked Goku enough to defend him this much you'd also realize that taking losses in Death Battle won't actually effect him as a character, CHADgon CHADall will still exist and prosper regardless of how many times Death Battle feeds him to Superman, if you're this upset that he lost then you shouldn't even be posting in these threads just to try and get a win over his opponent's fans.
FLOP INCOMING
Insomniac Spider-Man>>> Arkham Batman
Frick, she looks so beautiful. Glad she didn't suffer the same horrible fate as my other favorite girls in DB (Harley and Bayo) and won two fights.
Can someone link last thread for me
Why the hell isn't Wonder Woman brainwashed. She had an headshot on her head in the advertisement. Fricking liars.
Why are Goku and Superman such unbelievably pathetic characters?
Your favorite character?
Kratos of course
Who actually does win between these two?
I've never really known much about Unicron, but I heard him and Cybertron are some multidimensional shit or something.
it pretty much depends on if the Ultimate Nullifier could effect Unicron or not, also a third option exists where they both die
Could any Wildstorm fans out there tell me what Apollo's greatest feats are?
I remember he once blew up a giant spaceship by ramming into it. It was said to be about the size of a country iirc. His best feat is probably getting called "Majestic class," as that scales him to Mr. Majestic and all his juicy feats.
I ask because I'm shamelessly stealing his gimmick for an Invincible OC.
Can't fault you for that. His halo thing is cool.
His supersuit is also one of my favorites. Whoever decided to cut his hair at DC should be fired from a cannon into the sea.
With that in mind.
>Back away from Invincible, Omni Man.
Can Apollo beat or force Nolan to retreat from Earth?
My Galactus vs Unicron prediction.
A bonus lore video on who I believe was the first evil Superman in pop culture, grandaddy to Homelander and Omniman.
Probably not on his regular feats, but he could through Majestic scaling.
He probably is planet level, though under who-would-win logic he scales to Thor. He's an Eternal, Thanos' race, and he's got flying brick powers on top of atomic manipulation through cosmic power (but not the Power Cosmic).
Eternals are sort of to Celestials what Heralds are to Galactus. Ikaris and friends are mini-Celestials.
Because he's responsible for an abstract. Galactus hates what he is, but he's determined to see his role out to the end. He's not going to rock the cosmic boat like other abstracts, and that's why they trust him and not someone like Eternity with the UN.
>What happened to Phantom Superman
I just assume he faded away when he ran out of Atomic Energy.
That might have been what was intended, but if I ever get to write a Golden Age Superman book, I'm sticking the Phantom Superman in the Fortress of Solitude in a lineup with the robots.
I wonder if Phantom Superman can even be made good.
It's a good fight, it's just that Galactus holds advantages in pretty every important category and has the Ultimate Nullifier to counter Unicron's Multiversal Singularity.
>JOBtos
Any Eternals fans out there want to tell me about Ikaris? I like his design and his Marvel wiki page has some.. interesting stats. Vsbw, the lolcow site, says he's planet level.
ikaris is not his given name. it was his son's name. he gave his son a pair of wings so that they could fly together, but when ikaris left to fight the deviants and his son longed for his return he took to the skies unsupervised, flying too far up the atmosphere and choking in the vacuum. ikaris took his son's name as an act of mournful remembrance. syncretism makes his son's story the story if icarus, just as makkari is hermes, zuras is zeus and thena is athena
>crickets chirping
A man? Choking a women? Glad they didn't b***h out on this one despite the game looking like shit.
He will die to Harley and King Shark though.
So who wins this matchup after the DMC Fraud Alert?
>Low Multiverse level (As Urizen, he effortlessly defeated early game Dante. Later he ate the Qliphoth Fruit, the source of Mundus's powers. After being fully revived, he could fight on equal terms with late-game Dante after he awakened his own Sin Devil Trigger). His attacks with Yamato ignore conventional durability
Idk anon.
>Vsbattle Wiki
Be serious anon.
You’re just saying that because you don’t want Sephiroth to lose to him
Universal Sephiroth is wank too.
Universal scaling for DMC is always nothing but wank.
Probably still Vergil but iirc Yashahime made Sess low star level now
How
From what I heard, Vergil would win even without DMC wank.
Hakumen
Still probably Vergil, but it's still the best match for either.
How come Galactus of all characters have an access to a weapon that can erase the entire Multiverse?
Didn't Galactus get the job after he managed to survive the destruction of the previous universe?
the ultimate jobbifier will job
>How come Galactus of all characters have an access to a weapon that can erase the entire Multiverse?
He doesn't. The weapon is in the hand of the Watchers.
Isn't it funny how this fight sucks so much ass nobody's discussing it
Because we all know they’re just going to do some silly Darkseid vs Thanos shit where they throw planets at each other a few times and then Galactus will pull out the Nullifier and the fight ends
We're waiting for the previews
I doubt this would be a victory condition, but considering Unicron has been shown turning other planets into new bodies for himself, could he turn Taa II into a new body?
>Hey Lois, remember that one time I became stronger than Goku?
://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Peter_Griffin_(Canon,_Composite)/Peterpiper588#Peter
wow... after reading his profile and listening to the DB research team. I've come realized that the vast majority of power scalers are just legitimately moronic.
Took you a while huh
ENTER
Is there a single good Superman game?
Not a game featuring Superman, a SUPERMAN game.
Best I can offer is Death and Return of Superman on the Genesis
love how the best Superman game got a 48% approval rating by game critics when it was released.
Superbros.... Why are his games so shit....
Because we live in the Kali Yuga
>Trusting game critics ever
Do I need to bring up Godhand getting a lower score than a literal baby game for babies?
Warrior of Light (Final Fantasy) vs The Champion (World of Warcraft)
Who wins?
Wol from 1 or Wol from 14
Probably 14, doesn't make much sense otherwise.
He stomps the champ then
I saw some bizarre claims about Arthas being multiverse level.
what the frick lmao
Some dudes here were real upset about Arthas losing to Sauron, tell you what.
Courage, Scooby, and Popeye battle each other at least once a month. Breaking the Toon Ceiling.
Where's Spongebob? He doesn't count because his opponent was a joke?
Who should Todo fight?
Mirio Togata (Boku no Hero)
Does Todo fit in the Rengoku/Mirio archetype?
Nah that's more Tsukumo
DC stopped caring about the comics ages ago. Your “canon” is a marketing gimmick meant to trick fools into buying their gay comics that would never make it into mainstream.
Star Wars had the same canon gimmick before Disney took over. Everything is canon unless there's some contradiction, then you follow this basic flow-chart to figure out if it is.
Of course, none of the writers gave a shit about what the others were doing and there was no actual canon, just an "official" one.
Anyone who says “B-but the comics, it doesn’t line up with the comics” I already know they’re moronic.
Half of the shit there wouldn’t even be approved to crossover.
Comics are idea factories, and they pick and choose which can be utilized for casuals.
Capeshit readers aren’t who they truly care about LOL
Quality control is another reason why capeshit is in a horrible spot.
Nothing makes any damn sense. Only a niche group of morons would buy that shit. Oh wait? That’s the dumbass readers who still care about comics. Capeshit comics are such in a bad place they need shills like that BatBlack person to defend ass writing and influence people on a shitposting website.
Now that's he's confirmed as more powerful than Goku, who can he fight?
Conner and Mark, 3 way fight
Saiyan vs Kryptonian matchups are off the table so he doesn't have many options. Only one I can think of right now is Mark but he has frickall going for him outside of meme Spawn scaling.
Mark isn't a terrible match up for a Saiyan per se, but he'd lose against most.