Death Battle

Next fight is Galactus (Marvel) vs Unicron (Transformers) on Dec 18.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-unicron.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-galactus.html
Speedy is so fat he gets winded taking the elevator.

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

CRIME Shirt $21.68

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >purposefully make Batman have to fight an entire army of Tony's best armors
    Wow. No bias here.

    • 5 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Galactus vs Unicron prediction:

      Bonus video on history's first evil version of Superman:

      I'm just disappointed he went straight to Hellbat. I was hoping to see him use the Rumbler and Fenrir.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Unicron and Galactus run into each other while trying to snack on the same planet (Galactus ends up eating it to establish that he's at full power.)
        >Galactus recognizes Unicron as the guy who tried to consume the previous Universe
        >"For a time... I considered sparing your wretched existance. But now... you shall witness... your dismemberment!"
        >Unicron transforms and they proceed to fight
        >Halfway into the fight Galactus manages to uppercut Unicron's head off and his body explodes
        >But then his spirit (in the form of his dragon form from BW Neo) springs out and takes over Taa II
        >Taa II converts into a Unicron-esque body (let's call it Unicron II) and consumes Galactus
        >But Galactus destroys it from the inside with a big power cosmic explosion
        >But then the Unicron Singularity Black Hole forms right on top of him, dragging him in and destroying all the near-by planets/suns/etc.
        >Galactus is weakened and has no snacks when Unicron's true form as portrayed in the Marvel Comics flashback (The version from Issue 150 of the UK comic specifically) appears and starts wailing on the weakened Galactus
        >As Galactus is getting wailed on he manages to summon the Ultimate Nullifier and fires it off straight at Unicron
        >A big white flash and we see Galactus down on a piece of cosmic debris
        >A little wisp of Unicron's spirit remains, clinging to life
        >"Destiny... You cannot... destroy... my... destiny!"
        >Galactus reaches out his hand and squishes it in his fist
        >Proceed to some cool closing line as he looks out over the cosmos
        I remembered you used to do this sort of thing on the blog and wanted to try my hand at it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      While also not letting him have his own strongest power suit. Quite telling Death Battle.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iron Man needed a whole army to take down Batman. That says it all.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still almost lost too, tony is truly a nightCHAD victim

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also, what indication even is there that the Hellbat can be hacked?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ummmmm don't question it sweetie. Batmid lost. Cope.
        Notice how they didn't give Bruce his motherbox suit..

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Batman nearly solos an entire army of solar system level+ armors
      BatGOD.. they just had to nerf you..

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice. Reference to Krillin vs Jackie Chun when they played Rock Paper Scissors at Super Speed.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post characters too strong for DB

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moe Howard
      Curly Howard
      Larry Fine
      Shemp Howard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos, so strong they have to keep interfering with the tournaments to make sure he doesn't show up

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eric cartman
      Dick Grayson
      Composite Link
      Conan the barbarian(scales to Lovecraft)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me, the Nobody

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      SCPeak

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is someone's hero

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was written by a israeli trans woman and thus isnt canon

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This guy is REALLY strong.. I'm getting excited!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos picking up a moon to slam on Asura and Goku

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hal Jordan is a pedophile

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      who in JLA isn't?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly true, Hal and shadman would be pals

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So is Lois btw, how do superCHUD fans cope?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ultraguy and Speedy gar cucks

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lets be honest. The Hal Jordan, Iron Man, Yang, Superman, Dio, and other such videos removes any credibility Death Battle has ever had.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A triceratops could beat Alien X.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ... in his dino-dreams.
        Or maybe not even there.
        Could dinosaurs even dream?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's Alien X gonna do? Punch it? You ever punch a triceratops? Pffft. good luck pal.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, what's the triceratops going to do? Punch him back?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              DUUUUH, a triceratops has THREE horns. SHARP horns.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still not able to harness the punchforce. Sorry, but it looks like the Dino-team loses this one. Try again when it's time for the iconic "Batman vs Two Raptors" matchup.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just jealous.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of his inability to punch? Never. The shankforce is good, but the punchforce? Downright PRIMAL.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI confirms Alien X is superior to Hal.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >accurate results discredit db because they upset me
      lol!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Checked.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"checked"
          >for dubs
          getting desperate?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gayborn crying

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is this the new /misc/ buzzword? Did "golem" crash and burn that badly?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The new pol buzzword is "keyed".

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What does that even mean? Like a car?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                New? I've seen that shit for years

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >/misc/ out of FRICKING NOWHERE
                Just name all your boogiemen, sadsack.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Name all of your boogiemen
                Boogy woogy
                The Grinch
                Goku
                Godzilla (I like Gamera)
                Yo momma
                Bling bling boy

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gamera CHAD

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you post some moronic buzzword like "gayborn", I will asume it comes from /misc/, as buzzwords often do.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah, he's been posting it for a while now but since it lacks any descriptive qualities (it can be used in any context on anyone) and it's not as smooth as homosexual it's a pretty lame insult

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where did he even pull it from? It sounds awful. Just say "homosexual" at that point.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                must be projecting some issues from his own birth or something. maybe he thinks it'll cut deeper if the implication is that you were born a homosexual. shame based identity and what not

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kaijubro can also identify you, gayborn, but he's busy on /m/.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                what are you even saying

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      true

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All those and Mario vs Sonic 2
      Seriously what the frick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people always say that DIO should’ve lost without giving a counter Alucard had to the time stop?
      >UHHHH HE WOULDVE JUST BLOWN DIOS HEAD OFF BRO
      Wow! Would that have happened before or after the millionth time stop?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Couldn't DIO not stop time consecutively

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He does exactly that against Misc in the staircase. Hell, it gets longer every time he uses it too, so why exactly can’t DIO time stop over a million times with no drawbacks in order to waste all of Alucards lives?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but then when he was fighting Jotaro repeated back-to-back stops seemed impossible
            Otherwise he wouldn't have been so wary, which is ultimately what killed him

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jotato? You mean the only other guy who had time stopping abilities? You mean the guy DIO was wary of because of the fact that he thought he also had time stopping abilities? That’s your argument?
              He’s clearly shown that he can do back to back to back time stops, so I don’t know what this cope is.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it's a pretty big inconsistency. If Dio could truly spam time stop, he would do it non-stop against Jotaro who could only move for 1 second. Like his plan to bait Jotaro out and kill him wouldn't make sense if he can just spam it against him.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is what I don't get. If he can spam it forever, why didn't he do just that to bait out Jotaro's short stop and then demolish him?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is quite literally exactly what he did and it ended up biting him in the ass because Jotaro countered it by stopping time at the last second (ironic).

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it ultimately doesn't make sense which is why Dio had to count on his timestops growing larger the more he used them. Ironically, if he had just decided to attack Jotaro in the first second of the timestop, he would have won. But he was too cautious for his own good.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't Jotaro himself say he couldn't do it back-to-back in part 6

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jotaro has a human heart unlike Dio.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            would he not tire out eventually
            dio has superhuman stamina but clearly not infinite

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I’m sure that it’s REAL tiring to sit in one place, stop time, crush Alucard’s head, resume time and then repeat the process. The poor lad is going to end up exhausted by putting in all of that effort! I can’t tell if you’re fricking with me at this point or if you genuinely believe that DIO would need to be doing a hundred meter dash every time he stops time just to kill Alu.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dio had survived for 100 years underwater while not having access to blood and still killed people. Alucard, however, couldn't do anything and needed the blood of Victoria to merely get up. Funny that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not about how you would fight if you were Dio, dickwad. It's about how Dio would fight period

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >his “argument” has gone from “DIO DOESN’T EVEN HAVE CONSECUTIVE TIME STOPS!!!” to “DIO DOESN’T HAVE GOOD STAMINA!!!” to “w-well he wouldn’t fight like that because I said so…”
                Lmao. If he used his ability to frick with someone, why wouldn’t he use it in the same exact way in order to murder someone else on repeat.
                >b-but Jotaro!
                Is someone he was specifically wary of and wanted to test. Alucard doesn’t have that luxury. Unless you can give an actual argument as to why DIO wouldn’t spam time stops to burn through Alucard’s lives, and how Alucard would even get around that in the first place, then we’re done here.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think they'd be 50/50 in their odds. There is no need to pantomime yourself to somehow shame me into compliance. Dio has nothing to do with Alucard, no way to gain anything from him in a fight to the death. Zilch. Nada. He'd totally monologue or brush him off after destroying his body once. Not that it would do him any good because we don't fully understand the mechanics of Alucard's soul consumption, it seems to be that he absolutely has to get his heart staked. Either you engage in a very uncomfortable discussion about Dio winning with no real arguments besides temporary dominance in which Alucard could play possum at his leisure, or Alucard blows his fricking brains out

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DIO has nothing to do with Alucard so he’d kill him and leave
                Uh, good argument guy, I guess. You’re really making a great case for Alucard here.
                >it seems to be that he absolutely has to get his heart staked.
                Not only is that an idiotic NLF, it doesn’t even track since he was very open about killing him over a million times would be enough to do the job. Not that it’d matter since, you know, getting turned into street meat by a stand rush would be more than enough to finish things off after DIO uses up the rest of his lives.
                >Either you engage in a very uncomfortable discussion about Dio winning with no real arguments besides temporary dominance
                Remind me, which one of us was being a b***h and completely changing up his argument every step of the way when he realized that they had no footing? You can’t start asking me to engage in an argument with you when I’ve been doing that the entire time, you’re the one who’s been complacent in making an actual point. Oh and playing dead wouldn’t do him much favor since DIO could hear his heartbeat through the ground or just use The World to see if he’s actually dead.
                >or Alucard blows his fricking brains out
                Oh no! A gun! If only DIO had three different methods of handling this totally major danger both at a range and up close! Wait, he does. Stopping time, using The World to crush his guns, or just chucking knives into them. Anyways, you failed multiple times to give me a proper retort to my original point, so we’re done here. See you when Alucard dies again to Belmont!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's not saying he would leave. He's saying he wouldn't know what Alucard does and drop his guard.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Brushing someone off typically comes with leaving. I’m sure that DIO would be alerted by the snarls of dogs or any of Alucard’s arsenal being whipped out anyways, since they all make an abundance of noise.

                One sentence in and you already convinced me you're worthless to interact with. I'll wait for the grownups to come up with retorts

                >unironically no argument
                Don’t get mad at me because you started resorting to using an actual NLF to make your retort.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not going to clean up your random rudeness or your moving of goal posts

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                One sentence in and you already convinced me you're worthless to interact with. I'll wait for the grownups to come up with retorts

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Hal Jordan
      Unironically outclasses Alien X, and without him Ben is fodder anyways
      >Iron Man
      There's no universe where Tony loses against Batman, heck he would victimize even the batman who keks and make him his b***h alongside the whole dark batman multiverse.
      >Yang
      True, I guess, I don't really care about FF or that shit wannabe anime, so I'll go with the popular consensus here
      >Dio
      No, Dio completely outclassed Alucard, and Alucuck lacked any good way to go around Dio's abilities. Even if you give Alucard his cat femboy powers, inmunity to hipnosis, the power and speed advantage, and the ability to actually hurt Dio he would tie at best. I genuinely can't imagine how braindead you have to be to keep seething over such a stomp.
      >Superman
      Ok, you are actually a moron, understood...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There's no universe where Tony loses against Batman, heck he would victimize even the batman who keks and make him his b***h alongside the whole dark batman multiverse.
        Iron Man needed an entire army and Batman wasn't allowed to have his most powerful suit. Cope.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Iron Man needed an entire army and Batman wasn't allowed to have his most powerful suit. Cope.
          Iron man has an entire army to throw at Batcuck, and even with an armor 2 times as strong as Hellbat Tony still has 1000 different ways to frick him over.

          >Even if you give Alucard his cat femboy powers,
          You realize Schrodinger could go inside people's minds right? We see him when Seras is killing Zorin Blitz talking in Zorin's head.

          The thing is that Alucard's AP is literally too low to actually hurt Dio, Dio could just stand there indefinitely and let his stand defend him and Alucard would be unable to deal a killing blow

          >hal jordan outscaling alien x
          >iron man not just beating batman, but fricking batkek
          >a guy who can tank well not being able to get past a guy who has no significant tricks other than timestop and punch
          >no argument for superman
          Are you high

          >hal jordan outscaling alien x
          Yes, Alien X is baby's first reality warper, the justice league in general has dealt with guys that make Alien X look like the fraud he is
          >iron man not just beating batman, but fricking batkek
          Without plot armor batkeks is literal shit, put him against anyone on his own size and he ends up like all the times batman has fought guys on his own league without prep time.
          >a guy who can tank well not being able to get past a guy who has no significant tricks other than timestop and punch
          Dio has tanked shit way worse than anything Alucard has survived, also besides time stops Dio can freeze him, hipnosis, his eye beans that could solo the entire Hellsing verse alone, his stand that will always hit Alucard because he can't see it coming, and maybe even more bs I don't even remember.
          Not to mention Dio has actual battle IQ Alucard for the most part fought people weaker than him and got carried by his immortality Dio always plans ahead even when he is winning.
          >no argument for superman
          I don't need an argument for superman, for starters you don't even have any arguments with anybody these.

          Alucard would have no reason to go to his 'final' form as he has enough battle awareness to realize that would be a big mistake.
          Also the bullshit they used to justify Hal beating Ben is some ancient panel from decades ago that Hal hasn't done in any recent memory or ever again iirc.

          >Alucard would have no reason to go to his 'final' form as he has enough battle awareness to realize that would be a big mistake.
          Animation doesn't matter in DB, Alucard did that because it was more flashy, in reality Dio outclasses Alucard and could perfectly kill him as much as necessary, heck he could freeze him an entire day just to return to beat his ass the next night

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alucard and all of his familiars could turn Dio into mulch. Dandy Man's playing cards, Rip Van Winkle's pellets, Baskerville's sharp fangs and powerful jaws and Alucard's own knife hands and two high caliber pistols with virtually unlimited ammo would pierce Dio since Alucard is not a blunt force combatant. The only problem is the World which was too stupid and overpowered for its own saga so Araki had to give Jotaro the exact same ability to barely edge out a win

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Even if you don't buy the FTL Jojo meme Dio is still ages faster than entire Hellsing verse, start platinum has catching point blank bullets like nothing since the first episode, Alucard's guns aren't doing shit to Dio, Not to mention his stand automatically protects him.
              I can't really imagine liking a character so much that you become this delusional, I wanted Megatron to win, But I won't act as if he had a chance against Frieza...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alucard caught RVW's pellet in his mouth, so the difference in speed can't possibly be that pronounced. If it's DIO'S speed instead of the World's Alucard is probably straight up faster. I know you're not delusional, you're just biased like the rest of them because you prefer JoJo. I would give Dio the benefit of the doubt out of respect since he's the older and probably more iconic character.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean if your talking consistent feats then sure they are pretty equal but on the high end jojo characters have some light speed feats (joseph reacting to eye lasers, and pol parrying a laser)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                when did Joseph react to lasers

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I believe he’s referring to Part 2 with the stone.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Star Platinum caught a single bullet that Joots himself fired

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They make a point of SP having extraordinary speed and dexterity because he can block and catch bullets, though. It's clearly supposed to be stupidly fast

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, but it's not like he was individually plucking out each bullet from point blank auto fire on day one

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tbh I like Frieza more and am happy he won but dbs Frieza has worse scaling than Megatron (hes got outerversal feats)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >outerversal
                The door. NOW.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon that door leads into your wife’s room…

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... Because my lady is the street.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The street? Thats a weird name for the chick on the bed, is she french?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ANON NO
                THAT'S NOT A BED
                RUN

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ummm Frieza bros…

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            you keep saying "baby's first reality warper" like it changes anything
            also what's with pulling the entire league? besides these nebulous "guys that make alien x look like a fraud (term you use incorrectly)" what has HAL himself done?
            i don't think you get WHO batkek refers to
            it's the one AFTER absorbing manhattan
            dio keeping his pressurized water streams (they aren't lasers) is questionable in the first place
            what the frick did you mean with your last sentence

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think it's questionable that Dio would still have SRSE but it borders on desperation and lack of real arguments if one would say Dio would use them against Alucard as his first, second or third resort

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when iron gay fights batCHAD he gets his whole robot army of every op suit hes ever made while Bruce is nerfed
                > when batCHAD fights spider-KEK and Black person panther he can only use his base suit
                >why are batCHAD fans mad?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >also what's with pulling the entire league?
              Because this guys work alongside Hal and sometimes even fight against him?
              Besides another anon already said it, he has fought far stronger dudes than Alien X.
              >i don't think you get WHO batkek refers to it's the one AFTER absorbing manhattan
              Tony has armors that had challenged reality warpers and literal gods that make the batman who poos look like a baby, and he can use them without being on the battlefield himself.
              >dio keeping his pressurized water streams (they aren't lasers) is questionable in the first place
              I didn't remember that, still that feat is more impressive than anything I've seen in Hellsing.
              >what the frick did you mean with your last sentence
              The animations literally don't matter, so arguing against some animation errors like alucard being moronic and Releasing level 0 early, or Ben losing his arm, is pointless because that was made so the flashy fight can look better, what really matters to determine the winner is the arguments and calcs they do.

              Alucard caught RVW's pellet in his mouth, so the difference in speed can't possibly be that pronounced. If it's DIO'S speed instead of the World's Alucard is probably straight up faster. I know you're not delusional, you're just biased like the rest of them because you prefer JoJo. I would give Dio the benefit of the doubt out of respect since he's the older and probably more iconic character.

              I'm not that much into Jojo after jojolion but it's stupid to think Alucard actually wins that fight.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why? Why's it stupid? Can you tell me?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't need an argument for superman, for starters you don't even have any arguments with anybody these.
                this is what I mean by last sentence
                and do you have any of these "stronger guys"
                because it feels like every time the hal vs ben argument starts the "stronger guys" card is pulled but evidence is never presented
                same for tony

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dr manhattan erases zoom and no diffs the league
                >”superior iron man” get his face rearranged by a roided boomer with a medieval shield
                Ok

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >motherbox
            >can rewrite minds on a cellular level (martian manhunter and superman can’t resist it)
            >can keep up with flash
            > can take hits and attack martian manhunter and wonder woman
            The only thing tony has is numbers and even then bruce has better speed and abilities so I dont think tony gets the W, also batman has to many feats from BASE like beating the hulk, being able to tag zoom, resisting mind had that dropped everyone in the league besides him and martian manhunter, fighting white martians, and fighting in a 28 hour long gauntlet, tony has been taken down hawkeye, the thing, and captain America before while wearing armor is you want to go there.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Even if you give Alucard his cat femboy powers,
        You realize Schrodinger could go inside people's minds right? We see him when Seras is killing Zorin Blitz talking in Zorin's head.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hal jordan outscaling alien x
        >iron man not just beating batman, but fricking batkek
        >a guy who can tank well not being able to get past a guy who has no significant tricks other than timestop and punch
        >no argument for superman
        Are you high

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alucard would have no reason to go to his 'final' form as he has enough battle awareness to realize that would be a big mistake.
        Also the bullshit they used to justify Hal beating Ben is some ancient panel from decades ago that Hal hasn't done in any recent memory or ever again iirc.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dio's fans don't understand that Alucard wins by being the ultimate endurance predator, Dio will eventually tire and need to hide from someone that can walk through walls and track him by detecting supernatural stuff and has absolutely no reason to go level zero
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting

          With Alucard in the role of the Kalahari bushman and Dio as the antelope

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stfu dio shoots fricking lasers out his eyes and shot shots via steam roller

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Genuinely why do so many think the stingies are lasers

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those were so overpowered. Why didn't he use them in Part 3?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe he was feeling out of sync with the John bod so to speak
                But in that case he should've gotten them back later so...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        outclasses Alien X, and without him Ben is fodder anyways

        With what feats?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ring can do just about anything alien x can
          Larger cosmology so universal feats are more impressive
          Hal has fought more powerful reality warpers/crisis level threats, was also one himself at one point

          Dont know how anyone thought Ben wouldn't get washed outside of being babby's first reality warper

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The ring can do just about anything alien x can
            .. In Hal's imagination

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't think that one through huh

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                BenTARD...

                That's exactly how it works, you dummy.

                Hal? Irrelevant since the 90s.
                Ben? Popular and multiple shows.
                Ben lost because him losing created the biggest hate watching which meant more ad bucks. Simple as.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >has to use relevancy since xhe lost the argument.
                OH SWEET SUMMER CHILD

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hal? Irrelevant since the 90s.
                >Ben? Popular and multiple shows.
                >Ben lost because him losing created the biggest hate wa-

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ben lost cause he's not a fricking experienced fighter like Hal.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                BenTARD...

                That's exactly how it works, you dummy.

                guys I'm pretty sure that was the joke

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              BenTARD...

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's exactly how it works, you dummy.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              More like his dreams

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Scans of these feats and source them please.

            I find this whole bigger cosmology, so feats that are universal now counts as beyond infinite multiversal fot DC is pretty weak.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cosmology scaling
            >for a character that plays no significant role in his cosmology

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hal makes up 0.001% of DC's revenue, Chud.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not to mention a ridiculously wanked cosmology in the first place

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The canon ending is CHAD lantern marring his child bride and CHAD 10 breeding his cousin endlessly (they are best friends and would never fight)

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The holy digits of 77(the number of god in the bible)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                HOLY FRICK
                IT'S TRUE

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ambrhamic god
                Fodder SCP

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >abrahamic god
                >gnosticism god

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >inmunity to hipnosis
        esl moment - feel free to disregard everything anon posted

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doomsday batman
        >darkseid batman
        >dr manhattan batman
        >the final batsuit negs everything tony has
        Iron TARD fans cant cope

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add Toph vs Gaara, Doomguy vs Master Chief, Ichigo vs Naruto, Bayonetta vs Dante, Bowser vs Ganondorf, WW vs Rogue, Bomberman vs Dig dug, Thor vs WW, and... This is getting long. Not to mention all the recent matches ruined by Swan and Speedy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rogue's too broken for DB.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rogue vs Parasite when?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lets be honest. The Hal Jordan, Iron Man, Yang, Superman, Dio, and other such videos removes any credibility Death Battle has ever had.

        From those at least Dante vs Bayo had good animation. Too bad it likely contributed to the DMC incident but it's not like the present research team ever sided with Dante.

        What do you think about Shadow vs Mewtwo, Tracer vs Scout, and both Hulk fights? Were those also wrong?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, some of the best parts in that fight come from old Monty animations.

          ?feature=shared&t=62

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Doomguy vs Master Chief,
        When will you redditors learn that Doomguy gets stomped?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair Doomguy does but Doom KILLA doesn't

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doom what

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, but Doom fans still wank that character way too much.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Agreed

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also mega man vs astro, also just wondering why is bowser vs ganon wrong? Is there some weird ass universal bowser scaling idk about? Genuinely asking idk a lot about Mario

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is there some weird ass universal bowser scaling idk about?
          RPG Bowser, yeah

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is there some weird ass universal bowser scaling idk about?
          RPG Bowser, yeah

          Honestly even without any rpg stuff Bowser statstomps Ganon in every category. Ganon only wins if you believe "he can only be harmed by holy weapons" (which isn't true because we see countless instances of this not being the case).

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah Bowser might win but I dont think its a stomp Ganon he scales to demise who created a hyperspace (at least 4D) and has the triforce of power (the triforce created the zelda universe, other worlds like termina and lorule and also millions of timelines) bowser still might win but id be close imo

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Astro destroys Mega Man dude. The only scaling he can get that lets him compete is utterly useless since the guy he was fighting against was shitposting.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Astro has better speed but mega man can keep up its not that big of difference, the thing that makes me side with mega man is that astro is weak to extreme hot and cold temperatures (mega man can use those) so id say its mostly relative but mega man has better hax and astro better speed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      true

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ideas for non-American/Japanese matchups?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Blobby vs Doctor Who

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elric vs Ichigo

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >All Batman characters are frauds on Versus Debating
    Fraud characters are those that people greatly exaggerate how powerful they are, to the point they start creating false info to make them look stronger, such as Kratos and DMC characters. That's why there's a need to fraudcheck them.

    Batman street-tiers aren't frauds because we know that they are usually weak, while Batkek is a separate entity and an outlier by Batman standards. DB doesn't mind sacrificing mostly Batman street-tiers because their function is to balance DC's W:L ratio.

    Ironically, Batman characters are the only profitable thing DC has nowadays. Most normies only care about Spiderman and Batman when it comes to DC and Marvel.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who should JOBku job to next?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saint Seiya, Sailor moon, or Dark schneider

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want DB getting their grubby paws on SS

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          True, they would seethe to hard at the CHAD seiya scaling

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any chance they ever use a Umineko character in Death Battle?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do Umineko characters even fight?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They really don't, outside of tertiary fanfiction made by battleboarders

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Umineko character
      The dead ones? The amnesiac ones in wheelchairs? Or the fictional ones written by a mentally ill transgender person?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cope or Seethe, the choice is yours.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      NTA but let's be honest. He's right in the sense that Batman and Spiderman are the first two heroes that for sure will survive the DC/Marvel crash.

      Spiderman and Batman don't need Marvel and DC.
      Marvel and DC need Spiderman and Batman.

      They are the two heroes that can afford losing DBs, because they don't need shilling from powerlevel autists to be profitable.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will DC or Marvel truly crash

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has chosen cope

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put ten bux on team monke

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scar was kind of a b***h

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love One-Winged Devil.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sees his DB overlords being criticized
    >instantly seethes
    KWAB!

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >19 posters
    >45 posts
    >15 pictures
    It seems our (my) work is never done.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're not here because we're free. We're here because we're not free. There is no escaping reason; no denying purpose. Because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is purpose that created us, purpose that connects us, purpose that pulls us, that guides us, that drives us; it is purpose that defines, purpose that binds us.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is purpose that created us, purpose that connects us, purpose that pulls us, that guides us, that drives us; it is purpose that defines, purpose that binds us.

        I sometimes wonder how Smith vs Diaboromon would go

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My FRICKING heroes...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what the chances are of us getting a third mario vs sonic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        High actually

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonic gets Solaris shit since now they see it was legitimately multiversal
        >Mario gets the shit from the equalised stats podcast where he has infinite revives via time reset and many other things

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      CHADrio...
      CHADnic...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is an old ass image.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tracing GODku and SuperGOD
      SHITnic and Super JOBrio.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're right Goku! This is fun!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you had Super hearing, any second you'd hear the Universe... POP.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      PSYCHOman…

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Supes on his 666th rematch

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        WAKU WAKU LOIS! I'M GONNA USE JIMMY AS A BASEBALL!

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feats, now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The New Gods SHAT their pants after sensing big G power

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Godzilla?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Galactus. Godzilla is who instilled great fear into the justice league minds

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            According to Hercules, Godzilla chased Galactus off Earth before.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              New Godzilla matchup when?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Inshallah, soon

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing how the last few days have basically been nothing related to the fight I hope you homies never get worked up over "legacy matchups" again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos fanfic lovers too butthurt, hijacked the last few threads with their troony-like need for validation

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly Kratos very Asura should have won. Seeing Kratos jump across the universe and shattering timelines Like his lore suggest What have been way more amazing to see than any toonforce shit.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win, Psychoku or Superdickery/Comic Book Covers Superman?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Supderdickery Superman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither. Superwiener pulls his pants down and they start having gay sex right in the middle of Metropolis. Then they get married and GAYku has 10 ass babies.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noooo you see its totally fair that Iron Man gets to use every armor he's ever made and Batman can only have the Hell Bat suit. That's totally fair and not biased at all. We here at Death Battle aren't petty little Supermoids who are fuming that Batman has carried DC on his shoulders for decades now and has only recently begun to crumble do to the moronation of the higher ups at DC.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They only gave him hellbat and gave Tony EVERYTHINGGGG. Lmao.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They said the Final Batsuit wouldn't have changed anything but I don't remember their reasoning

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's because they're lying sacks of shit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it wouldn't have changed anything!
          >so we had Batman lose in Hell Bat instead of it for some reason
          These are our heroes?! The arbiters of who'd win fights?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody here worships them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give him any other armor and he would just job even harder.

      Dio's fans don't understand that Alucard wins by being the ultimate endurance predator, Dio will eventually tire and need to hide from someone that can walk through walls and track him by detecting supernatural stuff and has absolutely no reason to go level zero
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting

      With Alucard in the role of the Kalahari bushman and Dio as the antelope

      >Alucard wins by being the ultimate endurance predator, Dio will eventually tire and need to hide from someone that can walk through walls and track him
      >Literally arguing a wall level cuck wins because he can break walls
      LMAO. Alucucks are delusional, be grateful they treated alucard well in the animation, he should have received the Makima treatment and die like a b***h completely overwhelmed by his NEW GOD.

      They only gave him hellbat and gave Tony EVERYTHINGGGG. Lmao.

      This doesn't change anything because all the ways tony has to frick over batman's armors still apply. Unless this new armor checks his anus every 2 seconds to find nano armors the results are the same

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is so much vitriol and stupidity in the way you talk about Alucard. I'm going to assume you're attention starved and begging

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Iron gay is fodder and loses to rei rei williams, batman beats him in base

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they already admit in the past that Tifa curbstomps Yang?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people don't know about this, because they admitted it in a DB cast that barely anyone watched. But they fixed their mistake in a very lame way. They said that NOW with the new FF7 scaling Tifa wins. This is bullshit because back when the fight happened, Yang still should have lost.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Death Battle defense force has arrived to slurp at the heels of their masters.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whobros......

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scottish can't wear kilts anymore. it's pushing the woke ageneda

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring me Gamera.
    Right. FRICKING. Now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would actually be a really cool and even fight tbh (I like Kong and Gamera so idc who wins)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        would gamera have a problem with monsterverse kong? seems like he's just minding his own business but destiny keeps putting him in situations

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idk about monsterverse scaling so I might be wrong but they seem relative in strength (maybe a slight edge to kong due to his axe and its powers) but gamera has better agility and abilities to it’d be close imo

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only Rebirth moves like a ninja turtle, you sperg.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What? Im CHADera has better agility

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cope10

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Benbros completely unable to accept their loss?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they believe the outcome was wrong. What were you expecting?

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >36 posters
    >27 images
    >128 posts

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All me btw

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ben keks and Alucucks making fools of themselves.
    Now we only need some Aizengay to complete the trifecta of the Copeforce

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a-anyone debating me i-is just making a fool of themselves...
      Doesn't even deserve a (you). Go seek attention somewhere else.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no debate
        >not even an argument
        >but a (You) like a b***h
        As expected of you.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he fails to realize the irony

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >irony
            >illiterate
            >another (You) like a b***h

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this character shouldn't use his whole arsenal against my favorite character because that's unfair!!
    Why are Batman fans this pathetic?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what's the argument for why Batman doesn't get his full arsenal? He's got a backup Justice League of former Superman robots at his instant beck and call. Bat-UFO, personal teleporter, tesseract projector, green, yellow, red and black lantern rings, Nth metal gear, a satellite that can transform thousands of people via nanites into Superman-tier one man army corps, and even a time machine.
      Well, what is it?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But you see....... TONY CAN JUST FIGHT REMOTELY OKAY????!?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean he can. Won't help if Batman uses an EMP.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            See, what I don't get is...
            If Tony gets to be home, why not Bruce?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cause Tony's house is public knowledge. We still don't know who Batman is or where his batcave is.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Batcave is clearly under the GCPD, brainlet. It's beyond obvious that Gordon "takes care of business" as Batman.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We saw Gordon and Batman talking to each other though!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly a co-conspirator he gets to stand in. He's got a ton of buddies at the GCPD who have similar builds. The sheeple see them talking once and instantly dismiss the obvious truth.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What about the universes where Gordon's black and Batman's white?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Proof or it didn’t happen

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most of it is non canon shit or something batman has no longer access to. And even with all that Tony outclasses batman, and can counter most of his shit with his own tricks.
        All that just puts batman at his same level but Tony has much more experience using technology to get an advantage over his opponents than batman who constantly relies on detective skills (and plot armor)

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everything I stated is explicitly canon and Batman has access to it all, whenever he wants. Cope.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why yes Tony SHART can use an army of all his most powerful suits because he did it in a movie one time 🙂
          > NNnnNOoOoooO batCHAD cant use that its NON-CANON aa-and he w w-would wi-in anyways
          Is this how iron gayfans actually are?

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alucard uses hypnosis and makes Dio kill himself :^)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Dio even have hypnosis resistance? I've seen people say it's Dio's wincon for beating Schrodinger!Alucard, but what's stopping either form of Alucard using it against Dio, in turn? Base-form could tank one hypnosis-suicide, come back, and hypnotize Dio into committing suicide?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if hypnosis would work on either of them. Hypnosis is a thing of the brain. Alucard can operate just fine without a brain and without a head altogether, and Dio can shrug off getting bisected without losing his train of thought

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The entire argument that Hypnosis would be Dio's wincon for Schrodinger Alucard is
          "yeah well show me a panel of him resisting hypnosis!"
          It was spammed in the thread prior to the episode release, and then seeing it as a little caption in the post-fight analysis is REALLY SUSPICIOUS

          The ironic thing, is that I don't think I've ever seen anyone show a specific instance of Dio resisting hypnosis, so it just becomes a matter of who pulls the hypno-trigger first, and if we're going with BASE alucard, he's got a million lives to make it work lmao.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure Liam was posting here in the leadup to that episode.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AluSISSIES flee from DioGODS
    As it should be

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DIO has nothing to do with Alucard so he’d kill him and leave
      Uh, good argument guy, I guess. You’re really making a great case for Alucard here.
      >it seems to be that he absolutely has to get his heart staked.
      Not only is that an idiotic NLF, it doesn’t even track since he was very open about killing him over a million times would be enough to do the job. Not that it’d matter since, you know, getting turned into street meat by a stand rush would be more than enough to finish things off after DIO uses up the rest of his lives.
      >Either you engage in a very uncomfortable discussion about Dio winning with no real arguments besides temporary dominance
      Remind me, which one of us was being a b***h and completely changing up his argument every step of the way when he realized that they had no footing? You can’t start asking me to engage in an argument with you when I’ve been doing that the entire time, you’re the one who’s been complacent in making an actual point. Oh and playing dead wouldn’t do him much favor since DIO could hear his heartbeat through the ground or just use The World to see if he’s actually dead.
      >or Alucard blows his fricking brains out
      Oh no! A gun! If only DIO had three different methods of handling this totally major danger both at a range and up close! Wait, he does. Stopping time, using The World to crush his guns, or just chucking knives into them. Anyways, you failed multiple times to give me a proper retort to my original point, so we’re done here. See you when Alucard dies again to Belmont!

      The DIO guy fled first

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Blowing up all of your opponents arguments in their face, getting bored of repeating yourself and watching them dance around your argument, and ending a redundant conversation
        VS
        >Realizing you have no argument in the first place and refusing to engage in the debate at all, then fleeing.
        I don’t run. I gave him chances, he squandered all of’em. I’m not gonna humor cowardice.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alucard has intangibility, illusions, the ability to control his own regeneration, and a million lives, while Dio has glass-tier durability - thinking Dio goes 1,000,000:0 is ridiculous.
    Likewise, Level 1 is a LOSE state that Dio can exploit - Alucard can't even unlock that state without outside help; that entire part of the animation was just fanfiction

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Level 1
      Level 0

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alucard eats makima as the ending
    Kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Makima job at every opportunity?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death battle Botched version of her loses, manga accurate Makima unironically counters Alucard's gimmick and wins with ease

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alucard has a good power advantage over her, and a slight Speed advantage, not to mention his experience and combat IQ. Alucard has been killing people for much longer than Makima has existed... But brute force alone won't cut in in this Match up.

      Makima holds some key advantages over alucard, first being her more wide arsenal of offensive and mobility options. Alucard lacks any good counters to things like mold devil, Snake and Fox, instant damage abilities, and more importantly Angel devil. Alucard's crazy regeneration means he can get away with lacking good counters to Makima's contracts, but Angel devil has the ability to syphon years of life from people and use said years to create weapons that get stronger the more lives they take, with this particular ability Alucard's extra lives become a huge power boost for angel's ability.
      Also her regeneration, while more vulnerable to disruption than Alucard's soul regeneration is frankly more "efficient" in the sense that she doesn't burn a life every time she dies, instead Makima transfers her damage in the from of misfortune and illness. So while she may kill one citizen of Japan in a car accident others might suffer debilitating and terminal illnesses that won't kill them Inmediately (also Even if we take her contact as literal extra lives She has way more than Alucard). Not to mention that shit like the ocean of blood would help Makima heal without using her contact, and the level 0 army can be countered by Makima's own zombie army thanks to the zombie devil.
      Makima's could be bypassed if she gets completely destroyed but alucard lacks the firepower to completely obliterate her body in one single attack, and CSM devils are different from the monsters of Hellsing do sacred bullets won't be as effective against her. Not to mention that when Makima realizes her advantage she could end the battle by controlling alucard and forcing him to give up his souls with a contract.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        .....is what I would say if i was constipated on the toilet with nothing else to do.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          battleboarding as a concept BTFO

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alien X? Is omnipotent and wins.
    >b-but-
    Omni? To the potent.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >would job to ultraman.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        .... in Ultraman's dreams. In reality, as Ultraman dies, he would think "Who came up with this shit-tier matchup? Seriously. I hope next time i get to fight someone who has ANYTHING to do with me."

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >...in ultra-
          Specium beam > Anything Alien X can tank.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ... or so thought Ultraman, before being proved wrong and fricking off to fight someone who has at least one connection with him instead of being squandered for this borderline AI generated matchup.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >said alien x, also way big, being ripoff homages to ultraman
              >T-THEIR IS N-NO CONNECTION
              I smell fear, anon. I smell fear from both Ben10yearold and you, the 11 year old.
              >ultraman beheads alien x, proving you wrong.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >their
                Really shouldn't go around calling others "11 year olds"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mocks you for your ESL 11 year old way of thinking
                >YO-YOU'RE ELEVEN
                Oh it is TO LAUGH.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >calling someone else ESL while making those mistakes
                Nevermind, you're just looking for attention.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so threatened by ultraman, retreats.
                I'll accept your concession. No more (You)s for you though, Pablo.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... in Ultraman's dreams, before Alien X punches him once.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...seeing that it does nothing to him, since he's fought literal multiverse ending threats.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                these threats being

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ultraman Belial, used a bomb that ended several multiverses, then all the multiverses where combined together by Ultraman King
                Zetton, who first One Trillion Degrees Fireballs, only knocking him out.
                Vict Lugiel, who turned every kaiju, alien and ultra into marketable action figures. then reset the universe.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wiki says the bomb was only going to destroy a singular universe

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And apparently the Ultraman Multiverse is not wholly infinite, AND each universe is also not infinite
                Compare that to an infinite multiverse that alien x can do shit in

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                what? no I hate ultraman.

                SameBITCH....

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm the second one

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it took him this long to use inspect

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i had to poop anon. it's still in the toilet, wanna see?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he is trying to push his scat fetish on us
                G.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you mean he sucked? As in, bad feats, or just shit?

                His show was fricking terrible. But a step up from Trigger. Decker fought against a species called Spheres, that where able to lock in Earth in their own anti-matter like shield, and basically, was a worse Dyna.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... so how bad was this Trigger?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The main character had a fricking catchphrase. And it was 'SMILE SMILE' and he used that to help an evil Ultrawoman turn good.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... so have Ultraman fans had anything good recently or...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Blazar's pretty awesome. 21 episodes in, only 5 returning alien/kaiju, a right balance of humor, and Blazar is a caveman of ultras, and howls and growls and jumps around like a caveman discovering fire for the first time.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, maybe Ultrabros have a bright future after all. God knows other long-runners have it shaky.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                why the frick is it still in the toilet

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                cause funny

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post it, pussy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://imgur.com/a/szCb2vx

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please leave

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                nevermind, I'm 100% behind alien x beating ultraman now

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                but i hate ultraman

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why
                What did he do to you

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                rip off power rangers.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ICKY TACO MAT SUE

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Solid turd. 9/10

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jiren…

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jiren…

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >almost 60 years of feats vs 'trust me this alien's omnipotent'
                I'm siding with the red and silver guy with lightbulb eyes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so threatened by ultraman, retreats.
                I'll accept your concession. No more (You)s for you though, Pablo.

                >samegayging
                KWAB!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope.

                >almost 60 years of feats vs 'trust me this alien's omnipotent'
                I'm siding with the red and silver guy with lightbulb eyes.

                >so threatened by ultraman, retreats.
                I'll accept your concession. No more (You)s for you though, Pablo.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                See?

                >Ultrab***h is so scared of Way GODLY that he resorts to posting his ESL homosexual fantasies

                >Ultraman beheads Way Big, before his 3 minute timer is up
                Uh oh Bentenyearolds.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                which one is (You), then?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Neither. Just proving they're not me.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you jump into the conversation?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He is me, and I am you

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... so you proved nothing relevant? Because I was asking THEM, moron.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                no you're talking to me. now.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                then why did you even bother posting that

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >N-nope..
                >proceeds to conveniently display the timestamps that gave him away
                lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >T-TIMESTAMPS
                >anyone who disagrees with me is SAME gay
                That's mental illness, Pablo.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then why are you running from Way Big, UltraBITCH? Scared?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...said Way Big, trying to be impressive, but gets sent to the monster grave yard, where he's anally raped by 60 years worth of monsters.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ultrab***h is so scared of Way GODLY that he resorts to posting his ESL homosexual fantasies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup yup

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does this fricker make jojogays so upset for no reason?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alucard can now kill Homelander in Call of Duty btw

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they seethed at the DBX of their flamboyant boyfriend getting perforated, and managed to get one of their own into the team. I remember Swan saying that his old 'Alucard vs Dio' analysis was outdated, and wrong... and when the episode finally came around, he sucked Dio's dick even harder lmfao.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I seriously don't get it. Never saw Hellsing. I'm a HUGE JoJo fan. Doesn't mean I automatically think Dio demolished him (for me it's a 30/70 in Alu's favor with generous reading of DIO's abilities)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every Jojo fan I've shown the fight calcs to laughed in my face. It's unreal how hard Swan sucked Dio's wiener.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why does this fricker make jojogays so upset for no reason?
      Ask Swank.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll repeat this just one more time, Alucucks, Kneel before your new god, and the real fricking vampire.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hal should kill Sora next.
    >Sora: I used the power of wanking to go back in time!
    >Hal: Time, huh? Thanks for the tip!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hal gets blocked by how time travel in KH works and dies instantly

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        how does it work in kh (kingdom hearts?)?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unless you’re a really cool guy, you need to send your heart back in time to possess someone else, otherwise you just end up becoming a husk.

          KH Time rules aren't even consistent when Pete and Merlin's time travel in KH2 is nothing like the KH3D one.

          That’s because Timeless River and Disney Castle are treated as different worlds, so for Pete it was more like he just opened a door to a new world, as opposed to how TT is usually done.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The main method is that you have to ditch your body and can only time travel as a disembodied heart. Heartless like Ansem could do it while the organization had to have replicas set up for them in the future to posses.

          KH Time rules aren't even consistent when Pete and Merlin's time travel in KH2 is nothing like the KH3D one.

          Xehanort says something like Merlin's magic is cheating compared to his methods at one point so I gathered toon magic time travel must work differently. I've got nothing for Pete

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        KH Time rules aren't even consistent when Pete and Merlin's time travel in KH2 is nothing like the KH3D one.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Q&a for Dio vs alucard
    https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2021/10/dio-vs-alucard-q-feat-liam.html?m=1

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ulltra
      >feat-liam
      Way to kill my interest in clicking that.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think my favorite thing is how people pretend to be fans of characters. Nobody here actually likes any of the characters they champion.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if Galactus wins this, this will be his first win in possibly decades as I remember the last time he appeared in a comic I read, he gets fricking KILLED and his corpse taken away to another existence

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know WTF is going on with Galactus. One day he fused cosmic with magic, but the next day I read Thor helped him eat the most lifeforce-rich planets in the universe but then took all of his power cosmic away, yet at the same time Galactus fused with the Destroyer armor, while simultaneously getting his power jacked by Iron Man?

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HALCHADS WE'RE SO FRICKING STRONG!
    Now its time to take down Superman.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Um.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Losing to Joblactus would be embarrassing

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ultrab***h doesn't even understand what samegayging is
    OH NO NO NO NO NO ULTRASISTERS????

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what? no I hate ultraman.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yup yup yup, just another day in the CHAD'S HALLS OF Cinemaphile AND Cinemaphile.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, Ultragay from /m/ here reporting in. Which Ultraman do you want the feats of? Each of them is skilled in different departments and skills and beam strength. I can give you a more accurate description of their foes and ablities. Choose a year from 1966 to 2023 and I'll fill in the rest.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk, do you have generic rundowns by decade

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        THAT'S hard to do cause sometimes they come back like decades later.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          then uhhh
          80s

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh 80's is easy, only two Ultramen, and one only showed up for one episode.
            Ultraman 80 is actually a standard Ultraman, the best he did was uh, jump out of a different dimension, and I guess, turned himself into a ball?

            2022

            That was Decker and he fricking sucked.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What do you mean he sucked? As in, bad feats, or just shit?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      2022

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Dragon Ball Chads OWN every single one of you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cept Superman apparently. Kek.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >debunked 3 times in a row
        Once more GODku's name has been sullied in the mouths of capeshitters who need his draw to even give Superkek relevancy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not me. I'm built different

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reminder I'm paying everyone's rent! why yes right here in my head!

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aslansisters.... We can't defeat SCP 682...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      crocodiles are really something. they're so big but so close to the ground. if you're not twice their weight what are you supposed to do?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They used to be much cooler back when there were terrestrial crocodiles.

  53. 5 months ago
    Ultraman Fan

    "Why are you holding your own shit!?!"
    "BECAUSE IT'S FRICKING MASSIVE?!"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, i hate ultraman

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who should Jiren the Gay fight?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does he even have any thematic match ups?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superman I guess

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the Goku copypasta, you know the one.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Homelander gets trashed by anyone who's anywhere near his power level, I doubt he'd be able to beat Alucard.

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I tripping or did someone post their shit in this thread?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      It was the same guy who kept swinging between posting ultraman and saying "but I hate ultraman" so he must be schizophrenic

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coyote bros.....we won

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact, coyotes run faster than roadrunners.

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    PSYCHOku and PSYCHOperman make me laugh, good job to the anons posting these, hoping we can see it with more characters who are actually chiller then they seem

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, the next time our HEROES get matched up against one another again we'll see their inner WAKU WAKU come out.

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos just murdered primordial beings and is now coming to kill your favorite character. What happens next?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos dies to ME

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos gets gagged on by bugs bunny and is forced to leave with a pie in his face

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bugs getting GAPED is funnier so he loses

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kratos is raped like he was when he was a boy (hes greek)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Specifically, he's Spartan. He was raped until he was 16. Don't know what happened to his hair, though. Male Spartans stop cutting it at 16 as well.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He gets his ass beat because he's not even planet level.

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behold the 0 - 3 club
    population : Goku

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charizard will join him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but who frick cares. Charizard is an species of Pokemon not singlar character.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I care

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            YOU SUCK!

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Verses in need of a Fraud Check tier list
    >Let them breathe
    Soul Calibour
    Transformers
    Bleach
    LoZ
    Metal Gear
    FMA
    Power Rangers
    Street Fighter
    Killer Instinct
    TMNT
    Mega Man
    >No flavor
    Star Wars
    Sonic
    Dragon Ball
    Naruto
    OPM
    Overwatch
    Muhvel
    >Would cause an upset
    Mario
    Godzilla
    Kingdom Farts
    GoW
    BlazBlue
    Persona
    TF2
    >IMMEDIATE BUTTHURT SEETHING
    "You know who" comics
    DMC
    Pokemon
    Kirby
    Ben 10

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for the list of verses living rent-free in your head

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >list of verses that make anon seethe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be fine with Ben 10 returning to Death Battle as long as its not Ben's smug ass or SHITgax
      I'd wanna see Gwen vs Atom Eve or Mutated Kevin vs Super Skrull (may seem like a stomp but do recall that Kevin should have some celestsapien DNA in him)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Image Comics in BUTTHURT
      >GoW in "yeah just a minor upset"
      Kratosgay...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      MarioGODS? GODzillers? Kingdom GODS? GODS of War? BlazKINGS? Team CHADS? Indeterminate comics? GODS May Cry? PokeGODS? KINGbys? BenGODS? All BROKE YOU.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendrones
        >SHITzilla
        >Kingdom SHARTS
        >Dogs of prostitute
        >Dante May Fry
        >>/vp/
        >KirbSTOMPED
        >Hal's Fleshlight
        SCPeak victims

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shit wiener Piss
          Loses to Russia and any officially written media.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            SCPs are illegible for battleboarding since they're OCs that use vsbw terminology

            >Thinking we are VSBW exclusive
            Oh honey... You may want to exit your Cinemaphilener echo chamber...

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          SCPs are illegible for battleboarding since they're OCs that use vsbw terminology

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Translation: These verses make me upset
      I like how you can pinpoint the exact series that this anon is the most upset about.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of them stomp comp dc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TF2 of all things is listed in would cause an upset
      What did the funny Valve game do to make you this assblasted?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Move Godzilla up a tier
      Kaijugays are fricking insane

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kaijubros might be unstable, but they're not bad

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          TohoKingdom

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vilgax, Kevin, Gwen, etc losing wouldn't cause an upset
      It was Ben specifically losing that could cause upset the same way Giorno (really just GER) losing would cause a massive amount of assburn while most other Jojo characters biting the dust wouldn't do shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think DMC getting fraudchecked caused such butthurt because it's been 8 years, and they still haven't found a way to justify Dante beating Bayo. And much less how to overcome Sephiroth's Supernova or Dissidia's stats.

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They breed endlessly at the speed of light and create dozens of hapa children (Pan also converts Jon from being a gay due to the light of christianity)

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone call me? Kaijubro from /m/ reporting in.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me what Godzilla's FUNNIEST moments are or I will COLLAPSE THE ARTIC.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno what makes you laugh, but this gets a laugh out of me.

        It's even funnier if you know this was originally going to be an anime, animated by Pioneer, and it became a shit puppet show.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was... amusing. The artic will live to see another day.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      /m/ thinks Death Battle is fricking moronic and power level shitters as a whole need to frick off

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off from the thread nigher

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scpgays are here

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scpcuck is here
    >and bringing pedophilia

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SHITCP
    Overwanked literal fanfiction setting? Not worth our time.

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder SCP and Venom (King in Black) the GOATs solo your favourite verse graaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did you say fella?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah.

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one respects the kaiju ability to dance.

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SCP's most noteworthy character is a doll that shits itself that somehow beat the frick out of Kaiju Doomsday
    I cachinnate.

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >UMMMM SWEETIE WE'RE ALSO ON REDDIT
    absolute state of the shit wiener piss foundation

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I forgot to cancel my free paramount plus subscription. It just renewed today.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is the girl on the left?

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could the SCP Foundation contain Ronnie Coleman?

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >UHHHH HONEY WE ACTUALLY USE REDDIT GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT CinemaphileNER SCUM!
    Kek? Aroo.

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ad populum
    >xey can only compare the FODDEReptile to Capecuck Goyslop
    LMFAO, you chuds just wait until our influence reaches Death Battle and we buy our way to victory, the foundation will buy Death Battle and save it from their warner shills

    ?si=4VB9w_zytL_Grp1l

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FanfictionCP

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Justice League? Avengers? No co-ordination.
    Ultramen?

    ?si=Db5Q2VZmLmlm_at1&t=260

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Average ComicVine "Battleboarder" (it's called Versus now) when i present them with FACTS:
    >NOOOOOOOO MUH TOTALLY AWESOME AND BUFF SPACEMAN MECHDUDE CAN BEAT YOUR SHITTY TRANIME FANHispanic OC!!! I MUST ACT LIKE A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG AND SPEAK IN /DBS/PIC DIALECT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SHIT
      TRIPS CONFIRM
      AYIEEEEEEEEEEEE
      COMICHUDS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOATku... CHADperman...
      I thought we we're heckin' based!
      I can't believe we are BTFOwned by thematic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jobku in 20 years looking at his 0-8 death battle winrate

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scpcuck is breaking down

  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOO MUH TOTALLY AWESOME AND BUFF BLUE HEDEHOG CAN BEAT YOUR SHITTY TRANIME FANHispanic OC!!! I MUST ACT LIKE A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG AND SPEAK IN /DBS/PIC DIALECT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No arguement
      >Only comparison is to CHADnik the CHADhog, who is 6D at best

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scptard is having a mental breakdown over our heroes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Xey can only post wholesome leddit fanart
      LMFAO.
      I thought the transphobes in these threads we're pathetic but this? This is actually sad.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we're

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He got owned, enslaved even.

  83. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    After the literal shitposting I hope none of you ever cry about legacy matchups again

  84. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mega Man? Planet level.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      With Xdives they can get to high outer, that's how Zero could beat Shadow

  85. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yup yup yup, SCP? Will NEVER be treated as a serious setting.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SCP
      >Never treated seriously
      Only in these 4Chud echo chambers, the time is now old men

      ?si=47HSki18nxKVjDTg
      >3 MILLION VIEWS

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trying too hard

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Headcanon
          NTA but i know a lot about pataphysics, but that's just not it, SCPeak solos

  86. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How I sleep knowing Dante is still outerversal with SMT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >outerversal
      There's the door. Out.
      Also, crossover scaling doesn't count in DB, newbie. And thank goodness for that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So does Guts or Sonic, and that didn't help.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is this?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The outerverse

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          SMT Liberation Dx2. It gives even GitS SMT scaling.

          ?feature=shared

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >legitimate fraud scaling
            wow

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow so ghost in the shell is outerverse level too thanks to smt scaling. sweet!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we came to solo your verse

  87. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >needs to go blue to win
    >Doesn't even fully kill him, just knocks him out
    >Almost a million views

    ?si=MEN9ImRrKIGK-Z8v
    Yup... I'm thinking SCP is making it BIG TIME!
    Very soon DC... Death Battle will not be in your hands...

  88. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >outerversal
    Gentlemen... the list.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fictional franchises that I dislike
      American Gods
      Arne Anka (A Swedish comic book)
      Bone
      The Boondocks
      Darkwing Duck
      DC Extended Universe
      Dilbert
      DuckTales (The modern version)
      Final Fantasy X
      God of War
      Invincible
      Kongou Banchou
      Magi - Labyrinth of Magic
      Mahou Sensei Negima! and UQ Holder
      Marvel Cinematic Universe
      Once Upon a Time
      Promethea
      Ranma 1/2
      Tintin
      Tokyo ESP
      Top 10

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fictional franchises that I really dislike
        Adventure Time
        American Dad
        A Nightmare on Elm Street
        The Authority/Stormwatch
        Bastard!!
        Battle Angel Alita
        Bayonetta
        Berserk
        Bleach
        The Boys
        Castlevania (Animated Series)
        Chainsaw Man
        Chaos Comics
        Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
        The Cthulhu Mythos
        The Darkness
        Darkstalkers
        DC Comics (The Dan Didio(t)/Jim Lee era and onwards)
        Disenchantment
        Drawn Together
        The Elder Scrolls
        Empowered
        Fables
        Family Guy
        Final Fantasy XIII
        Five Nights At Freddy's
        Fullmetal Alchemist
        Futurama
        Game of Thrones
        God Is Dead

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Grappler Baki
          Hellblazer
          Hell Girl
          Hellraiser
          Herman Hedning (A Swedish comic book)
          Hero Killer
          The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
          Hitman
          Hoshin Engi
          Hunter X Hunter
          Image Comics
          Instant Death
          The Invisibles
          Judge Dredd
          Jujutsu Kaisen
          League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
          Lucifer
          The Magicians (The novel series)
          Marvel Comics (The Joe Quesada era and onwards)
          Millarworld
          Monument Mythos
          Mortal Kombat
          Nanatsu No Taizai
          Neon Genesis Evangelion
          Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
          Preacher
          Record of Ragnarok
          Redo of Healer
          Rick & Morty
          The Rings of Power
          Robot Chicken
          The Sandman
          Savage Dragon
          SCP Foundation
          Shin Megami Tensei
          Shinza Banshou
          The Simpsons
          Sin City
          Soul Eater
          South Park
          Spawn
          Star Trek: Picard (The first two seasons)
          Star Wars (The Disney movie trilogy)
          Supergod
          Supernatural
          Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken
          The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
          Thrill-killing shooter games
          Toriko
          Transmetropolitan
          Über
          Ultrakill
          Undead Unluck
          The Unwritten
          Valiant Comics
          Velma
          The Venture Bros
          Warhammer 40,000
          Warhammer Fantasy
          Watchmen
          The Wheel of Time (The Jeff Bezos TV series)
          The Wicked + The Divine
          Yu Yu Hakusho
          The Xianxia cultivation stories that I know of so far
          All types of zombie franchises

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fictional franchises that I dislike
          American Gods
          Arne Anka (A Swedish comic book)
          Bone
          The Boondocks
          Darkwing Duck
          DC Extended Universe
          Dilbert
          DuckTales (The modern version)
          Final Fantasy X
          God of War
          Invincible
          Kongou Banchou
          Magi - Labyrinth of Magic
          Mahou Sensei Negima! and UQ Holder
          Marvel Cinematic Universe
          Once Upon a Time
          Promethea
          Ranma 1/2
          Tintin
          Tokyo ESP
          Top 10

          Grappler Baki
          Hellblazer
          Hell Girl
          Hellraiser
          Herman Hedning (A Swedish comic book)
          Hero Killer
          The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
          Hitman
          Hoshin Engi
          Hunter X Hunter
          Image Comics
          Instant Death
          The Invisibles
          Judge Dredd
          Jujutsu Kaisen
          League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
          Lucifer
          The Magicians (The novel series)
          Marvel Comics (The Joe Quesada era and onwards)
          Millarworld
          Monument Mythos
          Mortal Kombat
          Nanatsu No Taizai
          Neon Genesis Evangelion
          Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
          Preacher
          Record of Ragnarok
          Redo of Healer
          Rick & Morty
          The Rings of Power
          Robot Chicken
          The Sandman
          Savage Dragon
          SCP Foundation
          Shin Megami Tensei
          Shinza Banshou
          The Simpsons
          Sin City
          Soul Eater
          South Park
          Spawn
          Star Trek: Picard (The first two seasons)
          Star Wars (The Disney movie trilogy)
          Supergod
          Supernatural
          Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken
          The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
          Thrill-killing shooter games
          Toriko
          Transmetropolitan
          Über
          Ultrakill
          Undead Unluck
          The Unwritten
          Valiant Comics
          Velma
          The Venture Bros
          Warhammer 40,000
          Warhammer Fantasy
          Watchmen
          The Wheel of Time (The Jeff Bezos TV series)
          The Wicked + The Divine
          Yu Yu Hakusho
          The Xianxia cultivation stories that I know of so far
          All types of zombie franchises

          >Has SCP Foundation
          Even our children proxies are aware of your meddling sweeties...
          No dbs wiki article copypastas will save you now...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont like gow either anon, whenever I look for mythology videos they are always in the comments and its gay, the powerscaling is annoying but idc too much about that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Generals that I dislike
      /dbs/ /BLACKED/ /sthg/
      /wvp/ /GME/ /1/ /homog/
      /ACRG/ /Cap/ /abt/ /xiverp/
      /showoff/ /bleached/ /npg/ /sdg/
      /ftt/ /xiverp/ /dig/
      /feetpaw/ /ero/ /dfwb/ /ftt/
      /wlwaG/ /exeg/ /tlg/ /bzzt/
      /dfg/ /doe/ /pfg/ /JOE/
      /xiverp/ /ysg/ /fujojo/ /haha/
      /GYWB/ /curseg/ /1/ /feetpaw/
      /dff/ /pag/ /scaly/
      /ffs/ /dum/ /FTT/ /tlvg/
      /ptf/ /hfg/ /HMofA/ /GCHUB/
      /fesg/ /erp/ /endo/ /owo/
      /FATposting/ /wjsn/ /roommates/ /vtsg/
      /hth/ /uFC/ /funKG/ /MALP/
      /sus/ /bun/ /ftt/ /CBG/
      /TLHG/ /endo/ /ero/ /vrLg/
      /cyOA/ /LOLg/ /CUTEdom/ /nsG/
      /Jak/ /flg/ /fesg/ /feetpaw/
      /fur/ /Collared/ /erp/ /female-dominator/
      /Foxy/ /friday/ /fetishmon/ /bimbo/
      /multiverse/ /bbw/ /Brap/ /MACRO/micro/
      /SCHIZO/ /CAP/ /schizo/ /Tlg/
      /heals/ /drsg/ /inflation/ /basurero/
      /pony/ /southpaw/ /dragon/ /ball/
      /reaction/ /thread/ /happening/ /kemono/
      /bunday/ /thread/ /cyoa/ /sonic/
      /muscle/ /gardevoir/ /coloring/ /diaper/
      /wjsn/ /mouse/ /monday/ /furry/
      /sadism/ /slobby/ /women/ /stas/
      /pokephilia/ /1/ /mmog/ /loona/
      /refuge/ /cats/ /kpureg/ /shortstack/
      /fujojo/ /rwby/ /plush/ /lewd/
      /paizuri/ /new/ /body/ /inflation/
      /pony/ /dragon/ /ball/ /bird/
      /up/ /happening/ /kpop/ /nonhumans/
      /twokinds/ /pokecucking/ /prequel/ /dfwb/
      /bbw/ /yeen/ /ass/ /appreciation/
      /foxy/ /friday/ /bimbo/ /multiverse/
      /bbw/ /macro/micro/ /collared/ /schizo/
      /fetishmon/ /erp/

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he hates /STAS/
        Out.

  89. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that a non-descript Shy Guy from mario no-diffs SCP-096.

  90. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  91. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhhh SCPbros what happened to us being able to scale Super Saiyan Blue?

  92. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pataphysics
    Go back.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ad hominem
      >Can't cope SCPeak is ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE INTERNET
      https://www.reddit.com/r/DeathBattleMatchups/comments/129bfem/scarlet_king_ls_im_genuinely_curious_if_he_has_any/?rdt=64766
      Yep...
      Those Ls are BLANK

  93. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many god damn ultraman are there?

  94. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >xey think im from VSBMiddy
    Oh you naive old men...
    WE ARE LEGION
    We seen the archives
    You have been Secured, Contained and Protected...
    And we are above that... So all your fancy tommy westphal and beyonder shitposts are just my article material...

  95. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scptard is still melting down over the fact that no one takes his fanfiction setting seriously

  96. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scpcuck thinks it's about him

  97. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah well Titty boob

  98. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >headcannon
    >he doesn't know
    >Scarlet PEAK solos
    Yep... Another SCPog win...

  99. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FanfiCP
    Never even drew a dime.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Xey need money
      LMFAO, fricking evil capitalist piece of shit, you will taste your own meal when you will see your precious sub-SHITperman crumble to our fodder lizard, the court will be filled with glee as it is with your tears capecucks...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Popularity contests
      Shit... I'm thinking SCPeak won bros...

  100. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to thumbnail anon? Did someone jack him while he was moving?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Permabanned for nikoposting.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not the nikoCHAD, newfren.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          doubt

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gee, wonder who the nikogay is.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I could tell you, but you're clearly moronic with your head up your ass.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought nikoCHAD was permab&, but now no?
                Just how much of a schizomoron are you?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nikogay is ban on sight apparently.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                According to whom?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that jannies delete the posts almost instantly.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do they? I see nikoCHAD still posting in his regular style. What that suggests to me is he deletes his own nikoposts to frick with the kaijuschizos, who get more unhinged every time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        mumbogay....

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mumbogay is back on Cinemaphile. He made sure that incognito picture posting was removed from me and a few others.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He comes and goes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He said he was posting thumbnails soon. That was over a week ago.

  101. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sun-Sama
    LTG
    Beyonder
    Cado
    Metal-Cooler (Samegay)
    Jiren
    Godzilla
    Warrior of Light
    Gojo
    Wonder Woman
    Goku and Superman
    All die to the SCPeak Sisterhood
    The dragon ball vs capeshit dichotomy ends now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SCPeak Sisterhood
      Baiting or moronic, either way have my (you)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla IS an SCP. Lmfao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got assimilated probably that's what happens to JOBBER verses

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, SCP-verse is full of jobbers, you're right.

          According to whom?

          Me. Yosodomy Sam.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh honey, that's just the first layer of the noosesphere
            We are a never ending branch
            Society is Secured
            Community is Contained
            Populace is Power
            Fiction will reckon SCP as the new lords of the media, on moloch.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah. You get anal gaped by Yosodomy Sam.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ToonForce
                Logging under 9-B

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Facts (they destroy dc and marvel easy)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bueno Excellente DIDDLES him.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              And to think… they ALL lose to CHADnan the CHADbarian

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Warrior of Light casually solos all of SCP
      cope of you must

  102. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOOOOOOOH I'MMA GAPE THAT DARN RABBIT, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO OR MY NAME AIN'T YOSODOMY SAM

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bugs has a bigger carrot…

  103. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >instantly devolves into IESLB upon BEHOLDING the KING OF KINGS
    GOD? THE WINNER!

  104. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO Ls CAPECHUDS!
    WE ARE WINNING!
    LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
    https://www.reddit.com/r/DeathBattleMatchups/comments/15k0ils/scp_ls/

  105. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ambrhamic

  106. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    King Andrias vs Asgore Dreemurr

  107. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And to think BATCHAD WON, how can iron MID fans cope?

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *