Next fight is Galactus (Marvel) vs Unicron (Transformers) on Dec 18.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-unicron.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-galactus.html
Speedy is so fat he gets winded taking the elevator.
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>purposefully make Batman have to fight an entire army of Tony's best armors
Wow. No bias here.
Galactus vs Unicron prediction:
Bonus video on history's first evil version of Superman:
I'm just disappointed he went straight to Hellbat. I was hoping to see him use the Rumbler and Fenrir.
>Unicron and Galactus run into each other while trying to snack on the same planet (Galactus ends up eating it to establish that he's at full power.)
>Galactus recognizes Unicron as the guy who tried to consume the previous Universe
>"For a time... I considered sparing your wretched existance. But now... you shall witness... your dismemberment!"
>Unicron transforms and they proceed to fight
>Halfway into the fight Galactus manages to uppercut Unicron's head off and his body explodes
>But then his spirit (in the form of his dragon form from BW Neo) springs out and takes over Taa II
>Taa II converts into a Unicron-esque body (let's call it Unicron II) and consumes Galactus
>But Galactus destroys it from the inside with a big power cosmic explosion
>But then the Unicron Singularity Black Hole forms right on top of him, dragging him in and destroying all the near-by planets/suns/etc.
>Galactus is weakened and has no snacks when Unicron's true form as portrayed in the Marvel Comics flashback (The version from Issue 150 of the UK comic specifically) appears and starts wailing on the weakened Galactus
>As Galactus is getting wailed on he manages to summon the Ultimate Nullifier and fires it off straight at Unicron
>A big white flash and we see Galactus down on a piece of cosmic debris
>A little wisp of Unicron's spirit remains, clinging to life
>"Destiny... You cannot... destroy... my... destiny!"
>Galactus reaches out his hand and squishes it in his fist
>Proceed to some cool closing line as he looks out over the cosmos
I remembered you used to do this sort of thing on the blog and wanted to try my hand at it.
While also not letting him have his own strongest power suit. Quite telling Death Battle.
Iron Man needed a whole army to take down Batman. That says it all.
Still almost lost too, tony is truly a nightCHAD victim
Also, what indication even is there that the Hellbat can be hacked?
Ummmmm don't question it sweetie. Batmid lost. Cope.
Notice how they didn't give Bruce his motherbox suit..
>Batman nearly solos an entire army of solar system level+ armors
BatGOD.. they just had to nerf you..
Nice. Reference to Krillin vs Jackie Chun when they played Rock Paper Scissors at Super Speed.
Post characters too strong for DB
Moe Howard
Curly Howard
Larry Fine
Shemp Howard
Kratos, so strong they have to keep interfering with the tournaments to make sure he doesn't show up
Eric cartman
Dick Grayson
Composite Link
Conan the barbarian(scales to Lovecraft)
Me, the Nobody
SCPeak
>this is someone's hero
This was written by a israeli trans woman and thus isnt canon
>This guy is REALLY strong.. I'm getting excited!
Kratos picking up a moon to slam on Asura and Goku
Hal Jordan is a pedophile
who in JLA isn't?
Honestly true, Hal and shadman would be pals
So is Lois btw, how do superCHUD fans cope?
Ultraguy and Speedy gar cucks
Lets be honest. The Hal Jordan, Iron Man, Yang, Superman, Dio, and other such videos removes any credibility Death Battle has ever had.
A triceratops could beat Alien X.
... in his dino-dreams.
Or maybe not even there.
Could dinosaurs even dream?
What's Alien X gonna do? Punch it? You ever punch a triceratops? Pffft. good luck pal.
Yeah, what's the triceratops going to do? Punch him back?
DUUUUH, a triceratops has THREE horns. SHARP horns.
Still not able to harness the punchforce. Sorry, but it looks like the Dino-team loses this one. Try again when it's time for the iconic "Batman vs Two Raptors" matchup.
You're just jealous.
Of his inability to punch? Never. The shankforce is good, but the punchforce? Downright PRIMAL.
Pretty much.
AI confirms Alien X is superior to Hal.
>accurate results discredit db because they upset me
lol!
Checked.
>"checked"
>for dubs
getting desperate?
>gayborn crying
Is this the new /misc/ buzzword? Did "golem" crash and burn that badly?
The new pol buzzword is "keyed".
What does that even mean? Like a car?
New? I've seen that shit for years
>/misc/ out of FRICKING NOWHERE
Just name all your boogiemen, sadsack.
>Name all of your boogiemen
Boogy woogy
The Grinch
Goku
Godzilla (I like Gamera)
Yo momma
Bling bling boy
Gamera CHAD
If you post some moronic buzzword like "gayborn", I will asume it comes from /misc/, as buzzwords often do.
nah, he's been posting it for a while now but since it lacks any descriptive qualities (it can be used in any context on anyone) and it's not as smooth as homosexual it's a pretty lame insult
Where did he even pull it from? It sounds awful. Just say "homosexual" at that point.
must be projecting some issues from his own birth or something. maybe he thinks it'll cut deeper if the implication is that you were born a homosexual. shame based identity and what not
Kaijubro can also identify you, gayborn, but he's busy on /m/.
what are you even saying
true
All those and Mario vs Sonic 2
Seriously what the frick
Why do people always say that DIO should’ve lost without giving a counter Alucard had to the time stop?
>UHHHH HE WOULDVE JUST BLOWN DIOS HEAD OFF BRO
Wow! Would that have happened before or after the millionth time stop?
Couldn't DIO not stop time consecutively
He does exactly that against Misc in the staircase. Hell, it gets longer every time he uses it too, so why exactly can’t DIO time stop over a million times with no drawbacks in order to waste all of Alucards lives?
Yeah, but then when he was fighting Jotaro repeated back-to-back stops seemed impossible
Otherwise he wouldn't have been so wary, which is ultimately what killed him
Jotato? You mean the only other guy who had time stopping abilities? You mean the guy DIO was wary of because of the fact that he thought he also had time stopping abilities? That’s your argument?
He’s clearly shown that he can do back to back to back time stops, so I don’t know what this cope is.
Yeah it's a pretty big inconsistency. If Dio could truly spam time stop, he would do it non-stop against Jotaro who could only move for 1 second. Like his plan to bait Jotaro out and kill him wouldn't make sense if he can just spam it against him.
This is what I don't get. If he can spam it forever, why didn't he do just that to bait out Jotaro's short stop and then demolish him?
That is quite literally exactly what he did and it ended up biting him in the ass because Jotaro countered it by stopping time at the last second (ironic).
Yeah it ultimately doesn't make sense which is why Dio had to count on his timestops growing larger the more he used them. Ironically, if he had just decided to attack Jotaro in the first second of the timestop, he would have won. But he was too cautious for his own good.
Didn't Jotaro himself say he couldn't do it back-to-back in part 6
Jotaro has a human heart unlike Dio.
would he not tire out eventually
dio has superhuman stamina but clearly not infinite
Yeah I’m sure that it’s REAL tiring to sit in one place, stop time, crush Alucard’s head, resume time and then repeat the process. The poor lad is going to end up exhausted by putting in all of that effort! I can’t tell if you’re fricking with me at this point or if you genuinely believe that DIO would need to be doing a hundred meter dash every time he stops time just to kill Alu.
Dio had survived for 100 years underwater while not having access to blood and still killed people. Alucard, however, couldn't do anything and needed the blood of Victoria to merely get up. Funny that.
It's not about how you would fight if you were Dio, dickwad. It's about how Dio would fight period
>his “argument” has gone from “DIO DOESN’T EVEN HAVE CONSECUTIVE TIME STOPS!!!” to “DIO DOESN’T HAVE GOOD STAMINA!!!” to “w-well he wouldn’t fight like that because I said so…”
Lmao. If he used his ability to frick with someone, why wouldn’t he use it in the same exact way in order to murder someone else on repeat.
>b-but Jotaro!
Is someone he was specifically wary of and wanted to test. Alucard doesn’t have that luxury. Unless you can give an actual argument as to why DIO wouldn’t spam time stops to burn through Alucard’s lives, and how Alucard would even get around that in the first place, then we’re done here.
I think they'd be 50/50 in their odds. There is no need to pantomime yourself to somehow shame me into compliance. Dio has nothing to do with Alucard, no way to gain anything from him in a fight to the death. Zilch. Nada. He'd totally monologue or brush him off after destroying his body once. Not that it would do him any good because we don't fully understand the mechanics of Alucard's soul consumption, it seems to be that he absolutely has to get his heart staked. Either you engage in a very uncomfortable discussion about Dio winning with no real arguments besides temporary dominance in which Alucard could play possum at his leisure, or Alucard blows his fricking brains out
>DIO has nothing to do with Alucard so he’d kill him and leave
Uh, good argument guy, I guess. You’re really making a great case for Alucard here.
>it seems to be that he absolutely has to get his heart staked.
Not only is that an idiotic NLF, it doesn’t even track since he was very open about killing him over a million times would be enough to do the job. Not that it’d matter since, you know, getting turned into street meat by a stand rush would be more than enough to finish things off after DIO uses up the rest of his lives.
>Either you engage in a very uncomfortable discussion about Dio winning with no real arguments besides temporary dominance
Remind me, which one of us was being a b***h and completely changing up his argument every step of the way when he realized that they had no footing? You can’t start asking me to engage in an argument with you when I’ve been doing that the entire time, you’re the one who’s been complacent in making an actual point. Oh and playing dead wouldn’t do him much favor since DIO could hear his heartbeat through the ground or just use The World to see if he’s actually dead.
>or Alucard blows his fricking brains out
Oh no! A gun! If only DIO had three different methods of handling this totally major danger both at a range and up close! Wait, he does. Stopping time, using The World to crush his guns, or just chucking knives into them. Anyways, you failed multiple times to give me a proper retort to my original point, so we’re done here. See you when Alucard dies again to Belmont!
He's not saying he would leave. He's saying he wouldn't know what Alucard does and drop his guard.
Brushing someone off typically comes with leaving. I’m sure that DIO would be alerted by the snarls of dogs or any of Alucard’s arsenal being whipped out anyways, since they all make an abundance of noise.
>unironically no argument
Don’t get mad at me because you started resorting to using an actual NLF to make your retort.
I'm not going to clean up your random rudeness or your moving of goal posts
One sentence in and you already convinced me you're worthless to interact with. I'll wait for the grownups to come up with retorts
>The Hal Jordan
Unironically outclasses Alien X, and without him Ben is fodder anyways
>Iron Man
There's no universe where Tony loses against Batman, heck he would victimize even the batman who keks and make him his b***h alongside the whole dark batman multiverse.
>Yang
True, I guess, I don't really care about FF or that shit wannabe anime, so I'll go with the popular consensus here
>Dio
No, Dio completely outclassed Alucard, and Alucuck lacked any good way to go around Dio's abilities. Even if you give Alucard his cat femboy powers, inmunity to hipnosis, the power and speed advantage, and the ability to actually hurt Dio he would tie at best. I genuinely can't imagine how braindead you have to be to keep seething over such a stomp.
>Superman
Ok, you are actually a moron, understood...
>There's no universe where Tony loses against Batman, heck he would victimize even the batman who keks and make him his b***h alongside the whole dark batman multiverse.
Iron Man needed an entire army and Batman wasn't allowed to have his most powerful suit. Cope.
>Iron Man needed an entire army and Batman wasn't allowed to have his most powerful suit. Cope.
Iron man has an entire army to throw at Batcuck, and even with an armor 2 times as strong as Hellbat Tony still has 1000 different ways to frick him over.
The thing is that Alucard's AP is literally too low to actually hurt Dio, Dio could just stand there indefinitely and let his stand defend him and Alucard would be unable to deal a killing blow
>hal jordan outscaling alien x
Yes, Alien X is baby's first reality warper, the justice league in general has dealt with guys that make Alien X look like the fraud he is
>iron man not just beating batman, but fricking batkek
Without plot armor batkeks is literal shit, put him against anyone on his own size and he ends up like all the times batman has fought guys on his own league without prep time.
>a guy who can tank well not being able to get past a guy who has no significant tricks other than timestop and punch
Dio has tanked shit way worse than anything Alucard has survived, also besides time stops Dio can freeze him, hipnosis, his eye beans that could solo the entire Hellsing verse alone, his stand that will always hit Alucard because he can't see it coming, and maybe even more bs I don't even remember.
Not to mention Dio has actual battle IQ Alucard for the most part fought people weaker than him and got carried by his immortality Dio always plans ahead even when he is winning.
>no argument for superman
I don't need an argument for superman, for starters you don't even have any arguments with anybody these.
>Alucard would have no reason to go to his 'final' form as he has enough battle awareness to realize that would be a big mistake.
Animation doesn't matter in DB, Alucard did that because it was more flashy, in reality Dio outclasses Alucard and could perfectly kill him as much as necessary, heck he could freeze him an entire day just to return to beat his ass the next night
Alucard and all of his familiars could turn Dio into mulch. Dandy Man's playing cards, Rip Van Winkle's pellets, Baskerville's sharp fangs and powerful jaws and Alucard's own knife hands and two high caliber pistols with virtually unlimited ammo would pierce Dio since Alucard is not a blunt force combatant. The only problem is the World which was too stupid and overpowered for its own saga so Araki had to give Jotaro the exact same ability to barely edge out a win
Even if you don't buy the FTL Jojo meme Dio is still ages faster than entire Hellsing verse, start platinum has catching point blank bullets like nothing since the first episode, Alucard's guns aren't doing shit to Dio, Not to mention his stand automatically protects him.
I can't really imagine liking a character so much that you become this delusional, I wanted Megatron to win, But I won't act as if he had a chance against Frieza...
Alucard caught RVW's pellet in his mouth, so the difference in speed can't possibly be that pronounced. If it's DIO'S speed instead of the World's Alucard is probably straight up faster. I know you're not delusional, you're just biased like the rest of them because you prefer JoJo. I would give Dio the benefit of the doubt out of respect since he's the older and probably more iconic character.
I mean if your talking consistent feats then sure they are pretty equal but on the high end jojo characters have some light speed feats (joseph reacting to eye lasers, and pol parrying a laser)
when did Joseph react to lasers
I believe he’s referring to Part 2 with the stone.
Star Platinum caught a single bullet that Joots himself fired
They make a point of SP having extraordinary speed and dexterity because he can block and catch bullets, though. It's clearly supposed to be stupidly fast
I agree, but it's not like he was individually plucking out each bullet from point blank auto fire on day one
Tbh I like Frieza more and am happy he won but dbs Frieza has worse scaling than Megatron (hes got outerversal feats)
>outerversal
The door. NOW.
Anon that door leads into your wife’s room…
... Because my lady is the street.
The street? Thats a weird name for the chick on the bed, is she french?
ANON NO
THAT'S NOT A BED
RUN
Ummm Frieza bros…
you keep saying "baby's first reality warper" like it changes anything
also what's with pulling the entire league? besides these nebulous "guys that make alien x look like a fraud (term you use incorrectly)" what has HAL himself done?
i don't think you get WHO batkek refers to
it's the one AFTER absorbing manhattan
dio keeping his pressurized water streams (they aren't lasers) is questionable in the first place
what the frick did you mean with your last sentence
I don't think it's questionable that Dio would still have SRSE but it borders on desperation and lack of real arguments if one would say Dio would use them against Alucard as his first, second or third resort
>when iron gay fights batCHAD he gets his whole robot army of every op suit hes ever made while Bruce is nerfed
> when batCHAD fights spider-KEK and Black person panther he can only use his base suit
>why are batCHAD fans mad?
>also what's with pulling the entire league?
Because this guys work alongside Hal and sometimes even fight against him?
Besides another anon already said it, he has fought far stronger dudes than Alien X.
>i don't think you get WHO batkek refers to it's the one AFTER absorbing manhattan
Tony has armors that had challenged reality warpers and literal gods that make the batman who poos look like a baby, and he can use them without being on the battlefield himself.
>dio keeping his pressurized water streams (they aren't lasers) is questionable in the first place
I didn't remember that, still that feat is more impressive than anything I've seen in Hellsing.
>what the frick did you mean with your last sentence
The animations literally don't matter, so arguing against some animation errors like alucard being moronic and Releasing level 0 early, or Ben losing his arm, is pointless because that was made so the flashy fight can look better, what really matters to determine the winner is the arguments and calcs they do.
I'm not that much into Jojo after jojolion but it's stupid to think Alucard actually wins that fight.
Why? Why's it stupid? Can you tell me?
>I don't need an argument for superman, for starters you don't even have any arguments with anybody these.
this is what I mean by last sentence
and do you have any of these "stronger guys"
because it feels like every time the hal vs ben argument starts the "stronger guys" card is pulled but evidence is never presented
same for tony
>Dr manhattan erases zoom and no diffs the league
>”superior iron man” get his face rearranged by a roided boomer with a medieval shield
Ok
>motherbox
>can rewrite minds on a cellular level (martian manhunter and superman can’t resist it)
>can keep up with flash
> can take hits and attack martian manhunter and wonder woman
The only thing tony has is numbers and even then bruce has better speed and abilities so I dont think tony gets the W, also batman has to many feats from BASE like beating the hulk, being able to tag zoom, resisting mind had that dropped everyone in the league besides him and martian manhunter, fighting white martians, and fighting in a 28 hour long gauntlet, tony has been taken down hawkeye, the thing, and captain America before while wearing armor is you want to go there.
>Even if you give Alucard his cat femboy powers,
You realize Schrodinger could go inside people's minds right? We see him when Seras is killing Zorin Blitz talking in Zorin's head.
>hal jordan outscaling alien x
>iron man not just beating batman, but fricking batkek
>a guy who can tank well not being able to get past a guy who has no significant tricks other than timestop and punch
>no argument for superman
Are you high
Alucard would have no reason to go to his 'final' form as he has enough battle awareness to realize that would be a big mistake.
Also the bullshit they used to justify Hal beating Ben is some ancient panel from decades ago that Hal hasn't done in any recent memory or ever again iirc.
Dio's fans don't understand that Alucard wins by being the ultimate endurance predator, Dio will eventually tire and need to hide from someone that can walk through walls and track him by detecting supernatural stuff and has absolutely no reason to go level zero
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting
With Alucard in the role of the Kalahari bushman and Dio as the antelope
Stfu dio shoots fricking lasers out his eyes and shot shots via steam roller
Genuinely why do so many think the stingies are lasers
Those were so overpowered. Why didn't he use them in Part 3?
Maybe he was feeling out of sync with the John bod so to speak
But in that case he should've gotten them back later so...
outclasses Alien X, and without him Ben is fodder anyways
With what feats?
The ring can do just about anything alien x can
Larger cosmology so universal feats are more impressive
Hal has fought more powerful reality warpers/crisis level threats, was also one himself at one point
Dont know how anyone thought Ben wouldn't get washed outside of being babby's first reality warper
>The ring can do just about anything alien x can
.. In Hal's imagination
Didn't think that one through huh
Hal? Irrelevant since the 90s.
Ben? Popular and multiple shows.
Ben lost because him losing created the biggest hate watching which meant more ad bucks. Simple as.
>has to use relevancy since xhe lost the argument.
OH SWEET SUMMER CHILD
>Hal? Irrelevant since the 90s.
>Ben? Popular and multiple shows.
>Ben lost because him losing created the biggest hate wa-
Ben lost cause he's not a fricking experienced fighter like Hal.
guys I'm pretty sure that was the joke
BenTARD...
That's exactly how it works, you dummy.
More like his dreams
Scans of these feats and source them please.
I find this whole bigger cosmology, so feats that are universal now counts as beyond infinite multiversal fot DC is pretty weak.
>cosmology scaling
>for a character that plays no significant role in his cosmology
Hal makes up 0.001% of DC's revenue, Chud.
Not to mention a ridiculously wanked cosmology in the first place
The canon ending is CHAD lantern marring his child bride and CHAD 10 breeding his cousin endlessly (they are best friends and would never fight)
The holy digits of 77(the number of god in the bible)
HOLY FRICK
IT'S TRUE
>Ambrhamic god
Fodder SCP
>abrahamic god
>gnosticism god
>inmunity to hipnosis
esl moment - feel free to disregard everything anon posted
>doomsday batman
>darkseid batman
>dr manhattan batman
>the final batsuit negs everything tony has
Iron TARD fans cant cope
Add Toph vs Gaara, Doomguy vs Master Chief, Ichigo vs Naruto, Bayonetta vs Dante, Bowser vs Ganondorf, WW vs Rogue, Bomberman vs Dig dug, Thor vs WW, and... This is getting long. Not to mention all the recent matches ruined by Swan and Speedy.
Rogue's too broken for DB.
Rogue vs Parasite when?
From those at least Dante vs Bayo had good animation. Too bad it likely contributed to the DMC incident but it's not like the present research team ever sided with Dante.
What do you think about Shadow vs Mewtwo, Tracer vs Scout, and both Hulk fights? Were those also wrong?
To be fair, some of the best parts in that fight come from old Monty animations.
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>Doomguy vs Master Chief,
When will you redditors learn that Doomguy gets stomped?
To be fair Doomguy does but Doom KILLA doesn't
Doom what
Sure, but Doom fans still wank that character way too much.
Agreed
Also mega man vs astro, also just wondering why is bowser vs ganon wrong? Is there some weird ass universal bowser scaling idk about? Genuinely asking idk a lot about Mario
>Is there some weird ass universal bowser scaling idk about?
RPG Bowser, yeah
Honestly even without any rpg stuff Bowser statstomps Ganon in every category. Ganon only wins if you believe "he can only be harmed by holy weapons" (which isn't true because we see countless instances of this not being the case).
Nah Bowser might win but I dont think its a stomp Ganon he scales to demise who created a hyperspace (at least 4D) and has the triforce of power (the triforce created the zelda universe, other worlds like termina and lorule and also millions of timelines) bowser still might win but id be close imo
Astro destroys Mega Man dude. The only scaling he can get that lets him compete is utterly useless since the guy he was fighting against was shitposting.
Astro has better speed but mega man can keep up its not that big of difference, the thing that makes me side with mega man is that astro is weak to extreme hot and cold temperatures (mega man can use those) so id say its mostly relative but mega man has better hax and astro better speed
true
Ideas for non-American/Japanese matchups?
Mr. Blobby vs Doctor Who
Elric vs Ichigo
>All Batman characters are frauds on Versus Debating
Fraud characters are those that people greatly exaggerate how powerful they are, to the point they start creating false info to make them look stronger, such as Kratos and DMC characters. That's why there's a need to fraudcheck them.
Batman street-tiers aren't frauds because we know that they are usually weak, while Batkek is a separate entity and an outlier by Batman standards. DB doesn't mind sacrificing mostly Batman street-tiers because their function is to balance DC's W:L ratio.
Ironically, Batman characters are the only profitable thing DC has nowadays. Most normies only care about Spiderman and Batman when it comes to DC and Marvel.
Who should JOBku job to next?
Saint Seiya, Sailor moon, or Dark schneider
I don't want DB getting their grubby paws on SS
True, they would seethe to hard at the CHAD seiya scaling
Any chance they ever use a Umineko character in Death Battle?
No
How do Umineko characters even fight?
They really don't, outside of tertiary fanfiction made by battleboarders
>Umineko character
The dead ones? The amnesiac ones in wheelchairs? Or the fictional ones written by a mentally ill transgender person?
Cope or Seethe, the choice is yours.
NTA but let's be honest. He's right in the sense that Batman and Spiderman are the first two heroes that for sure will survive the DC/Marvel crash.
Spiderman and Batman don't need Marvel and DC.
Marvel and DC need Spiderman and Batman.
They are the two heroes that can afford losing DBs, because they don't need shilling from powerlevel autists to be profitable.
Will DC or Marvel truly crash
He has chosen cope
Put ten bux on team monke
Scar was kind of a b***h
I love One-Winged Devil.
>sees his DB overlords being criticized
>instantly seethes
KWAB!
>19 posters
>45 posts
>15 pictures
It seems our (my) work is never done.
We're not here because we're free. We're here because we're not free. There is no escaping reason; no denying purpose. Because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist.
It is purpose that created us, purpose that connects us, purpose that pulls us, that guides us, that drives us; it is purpose that defines, purpose that binds us.
I sometimes wonder how Smith vs Diaboromon would go
My FRICKING heroes...
I wonder what the chances are of us getting a third mario vs sonic
High actually
>Sonic gets Solaris shit since now they see it was legitimately multiversal
>Mario gets the shit from the equalised stats podcast where he has infinite revives via time reset and many other things
CHADrio...
CHADnic...
That is an old ass image.
>tracing GODku and SuperGOD
SHITnic and Super JOBrio.
You're right Goku! This is fun!
>If you had Super hearing, any second you'd hear the Universe... POP.
PSYCHOman…
Supes on his 666th rematch
WAKU WAKU LOIS! I'M GONNA USE JIMMY AS A BASEBALL!
Feats, now.
The New Gods SHAT their pants after sensing big G power
Godzilla?
Galactus. Godzilla is who instilled great fear into the justice league minds
According to Hercules, Godzilla chased Galactus off Earth before.
New Godzilla matchup when?
Inshallah, soon
Seeing how the last few days have basically been nothing related to the fight I hope you homies never get worked up over "legacy matchups" again
Kratos fanfic lovers too butthurt, hijacked the last few threads with their troony-like need for validation
Honestly Kratos very Asura should have won. Seeing Kratos jump across the universe and shattering timelines Like his lore suggest What have been way more amazing to see than any toonforce shit.
Who would win, Psychoku or Superdickery/Comic Book Covers Superman?
Supderdickery Superman
Neither. Superwiener pulls his pants down and they start having gay sex right in the middle of Metropolis. Then they get married and GAYku has 10 ass babies.
Noooo you see its totally fair that Iron Man gets to use every armor he's ever made and Batman can only have the Hell Bat suit. That's totally fair and not biased at all. We here at Death Battle aren't petty little Supermoids who are fuming that Batman has carried DC on his shoulders for decades now and has only recently begun to crumble do to the moronation of the higher ups at DC.
They only gave him hellbat and gave Tony EVERYTHINGGGG. Lmao.
They said the Final Batsuit wouldn't have changed anything but I don't remember their reasoning
That's because they're lying sacks of shit.
>it wouldn't have changed anything!
>so we had Batman lose in Hell Bat instead of it for some reason
These are our heroes?! The arbiters of who'd win fights?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nobody here worships them
Give him any other armor and he would just job even harder.
>Alucard wins by being the ultimate endurance predator, Dio will eventually tire and need to hide from someone that can walk through walls and track him
>Literally arguing a wall level cuck wins because he can break walls
LMAO. Alucucks are delusional, be grateful they treated alucard well in the animation, he should have received the Makima treatment and die like a b***h completely overwhelmed by his NEW GOD.
This doesn't change anything because all the ways tony has to frick over batman's armors still apply. Unless this new armor checks his anus every 2 seconds to find nano armors the results are the same
There is so much vitriol and stupidity in the way you talk about Alucard. I'm going to assume you're attention starved and begging
Iron gay is fodder and loses to rei rei williams, batman beats him in base
Didn't they already admit in the past that Tifa curbstomps Yang?
Most people don't know about this, because they admitted it in a DB cast that barely anyone watched. But they fixed their mistake in a very lame way. They said that NOW with the new FF7 scaling Tifa wins. This is bullshit because back when the fight happened, Yang still should have lost.
The Death Battle defense force has arrived to slurp at the heels of their masters.
Whobros......
>scottish can't wear kilts anymore. it's pushing the woke ageneda
Bring me Gamera.
Right. FRICKING. Now.
That would actually be a really cool and even fight tbh (I like Kong and Gamera so idc who wins)
would gamera have a problem with monsterverse kong? seems like he's just minding his own business but destiny keeps putting him in situations
Idk about monsterverse scaling so I might be wrong but they seem relative in strength (maybe a slight edge to kong due to his axe and its powers) but gamera has better agility and abilities to it’d be close imo
Only Rebirth moves like a ninja turtle, you sperg.
What? Im CHADera has better agility
>Cope10
Why are Benbros completely unable to accept their loss?
Because they believe the outcome was wrong. What were you expecting?
>36 posters
>27 images
>128 posts
All me btw
>Ben keks and Alucucks making fools of themselves.
Now we only need some Aizengay to complete the trifecta of the Copeforce
>a-anyone debating me i-is just making a fool of themselves...
Doesn't even deserve a (you). Go seek attention somewhere else.
>no debate
>not even an argument
>but a (You) like a b***h
As expected of you.
>he fails to realize the irony
>irony
>illiterate
>another (You) like a b***h
>this character shouldn't use his whole arsenal against my favorite character because that's unfair!!
Why are Batman fans this pathetic?
So what's the argument for why Batman doesn't get his full arsenal? He's got a backup Justice League of former Superman robots at his instant beck and call. Bat-UFO, personal teleporter, tesseract projector, green, yellow, red and black lantern rings, Nth metal gear, a satellite that can transform thousands of people via nanites into Superman-tier one man army corps, and even a time machine.
Well, what is it?
But you see....... TONY CAN JUST FIGHT REMOTELY OKAY????!?
I mean he can. Won't help if Batman uses an EMP.
See, what I don't get is...
If Tony gets to be home, why not Bruce?
Cause Tony's house is public knowledge. We still don't know who Batman is or where his batcave is.
The Batcave is clearly under the GCPD, brainlet. It's beyond obvious that Gordon "takes care of business" as Batman.
We saw Gordon and Batman talking to each other though!
Clearly a co-conspirator he gets to stand in. He's got a ton of buddies at the GCPD who have similar builds. The sheeple see them talking once and instantly dismiss the obvious truth.
What about the universes where Gordon's black and Batman's white?
Proof or it didn’t happen
Most of it is non canon shit or something batman has no longer access to. And even with all that Tony outclasses batman, and can counter most of his shit with his own tricks.
All that just puts batman at his same level but Tony has much more experience using technology to get an advantage over his opponents than batman who constantly relies on detective skills (and plot armor)
Everything I stated is explicitly canon and Batman has access to it all, whenever he wants. Cope.
>why yes Tony SHART can use an army of all his most powerful suits because he did it in a movie one time 🙂
> NNnnNOoOoooO batCHAD cant use that its NON-CANON aa-and he w w-would wi-in anyways
Is this how iron gayfans actually are?
Alucard uses hypnosis and makes Dio kill himself :^)
Does Dio even have hypnosis resistance? I've seen people say it's Dio's wincon for beating Schrodinger!Alucard, but what's stopping either form of Alucard using it against Dio, in turn? Base-form could tank one hypnosis-suicide, come back, and hypnotize Dio into committing suicide?
I don't know if hypnosis would work on either of them. Hypnosis is a thing of the brain. Alucard can operate just fine without a brain and without a head altogether, and Dio can shrug off getting bisected without losing his train of thought
The entire argument that Hypnosis would be Dio's wincon for Schrodinger Alucard is
"yeah well show me a panel of him resisting hypnosis!"
It was spammed in the thread prior to the episode release, and then seeing it as a little caption in the post-fight analysis is REALLY SUSPICIOUS
The ironic thing, is that I don't think I've ever seen anyone show a specific instance of Dio resisting hypnosis, so it just becomes a matter of who pulls the hypno-trigger first, and if we're going with BASE alucard, he's got a million lives to make it work lmao.
I'm sure Liam was posting here in the leadup to that episode.
>AluSISSIES flee from DioGODS
As it should be
The DIO guy fled first
>Blowing up all of your opponents arguments in their face, getting bored of repeating yourself and watching them dance around your argument, and ending a redundant conversation
VS
>Realizing you have no argument in the first place and refusing to engage in the debate at all, then fleeing.
I don’t run. I gave him chances, he squandered all of’em. I’m not gonna humor cowardice.
Alucard has intangibility, illusions, the ability to control his own regeneration, and a million lives, while Dio has glass-tier durability - thinking Dio goes 1,000,000:0 is ridiculous.
Likewise, Level 1 is a LOSE state that Dio can exploit - Alucard can't even unlock that state without outside help; that entire part of the animation was just fanfiction
>Level 1
Level 0
>alucard eats makima as the ending
Kino
Why does Makima job at every opportunity?
Death battle Botched version of her loses, manga accurate Makima unironically counters Alucard's gimmick and wins with ease
Alucard has a good power advantage over her, and a slight Speed advantage, not to mention his experience and combat IQ. Alucard has been killing people for much longer than Makima has existed... But brute force alone won't cut in in this Match up.
Makima holds some key advantages over alucard, first being her more wide arsenal of offensive and mobility options. Alucard lacks any good counters to things like mold devil, Snake and Fox, instant damage abilities, and more importantly Angel devil. Alucard's crazy regeneration means he can get away with lacking good counters to Makima's contracts, but Angel devil has the ability to syphon years of life from people and use said years to create weapons that get stronger the more lives they take, with this particular ability Alucard's extra lives become a huge power boost for angel's ability.
Also her regeneration, while more vulnerable to disruption than Alucard's soul regeneration is frankly more "efficient" in the sense that she doesn't burn a life every time she dies, instead Makima transfers her damage in the from of misfortune and illness. So while she may kill one citizen of Japan in a car accident others might suffer debilitating and terminal illnesses that won't kill them Inmediately (also Even if we take her contact as literal extra lives She has way more than Alucard). Not to mention that shit like the ocean of blood would help Makima heal without using her contact, and the level 0 army can be countered by Makima's own zombie army thanks to the zombie devil.
Makima's could be bypassed if she gets completely destroyed but alucard lacks the firepower to completely obliterate her body in one single attack, and CSM devils are different from the monsters of Hellsing do sacred bullets won't be as effective against her. Not to mention that when Makima realizes her advantage she could end the battle by controlling alucard and forcing him to give up his souls with a contract.
.....is what I would say if i was constipated on the toilet with nothing else to do.
battleboarding as a concept BTFO
Alien X? Is omnipotent and wins.
>b-but-
Omni? To the potent.
>would job to ultraman.
.... in Ultraman's dreams. In reality, as Ultraman dies, he would think "Who came up with this shit-tier matchup? Seriously. I hope next time i get to fight someone who has ANYTHING to do with me."
>...in ultra-
Specium beam > Anything Alien X can tank.
... or so thought Ultraman, before being proved wrong and fricking off to fight someone who has at least one connection with him instead of being squandered for this borderline AI generated matchup.
>said alien x, also way big, being ripoff homages to ultraman
>T-THEIR IS N-NO CONNECTION
I smell fear, anon. I smell fear from both Ben10yearold and you, the 11 year old.
>ultraman beheads alien x, proving you wrong.
>their
Really shouldn't go around calling others "11 year olds"
>mocks you for your ESL 11 year old way of thinking
>YO-YOU'RE ELEVEN
Oh it is TO LAUGH.
>calling someone else ESL while making those mistakes
Nevermind, you're just looking for attention.
>so threatened by ultraman, retreats.
I'll accept your concession. No more (You)s for you though, Pablo.
... in Ultraman's dreams, before Alien X punches him once.
...seeing that it does nothing to him, since he's fought literal multiverse ending threats.
these threats being
Ultraman Belial, used a bomb that ended several multiverses, then all the multiverses where combined together by Ultraman King
Zetton, who first One Trillion Degrees Fireballs, only knocking him out.
Vict Lugiel, who turned every kaiju, alien and ultra into marketable action figures. then reset the universe.
Wiki says the bomb was only going to destroy a singular universe
And apparently the Ultraman Multiverse is not wholly infinite, AND each universe is also not infinite
Compare that to an infinite multiverse that alien x can do shit in
SameBITCH....
i'm the second one
>it took him this long to use inspect
i had to poop anon. it's still in the toilet, wanna see?
>he is trying to push his scat fetish on us
G.
His show was fricking terrible. But a step up from Trigger. Decker fought against a species called Spheres, that where able to lock in Earth in their own anti-matter like shield, and basically, was a worse Dyna.
... so how bad was this Trigger?
The main character had a fricking catchphrase. And it was 'SMILE SMILE' and he used that to help an evil Ultrawoman turn good.
... so have Ultraman fans had anything good recently or...
Blazar's pretty awesome. 21 episodes in, only 5 returning alien/kaiju, a right balance of humor, and Blazar is a caveman of ultras, and howls and growls and jumps around like a caveman discovering fire for the first time.
Well, maybe Ultrabros have a bright future after all. God knows other long-runners have it shaky.
why the frick is it still in the toilet
cause funny
Post it, pussy.
https://imgur.com/a/szCb2vx
Please leave
nevermind, I'm 100% behind alien x beating ultraman now
but i hate ultraman
Why
What did he do to you
rip off power rangers.
ICKY TACO MAT SUE
Solid turd. 9/10
Jiren…
Jiren…
>almost 60 years of feats vs 'trust me this alien's omnipotent'
I'm siding with the red and silver guy with lightbulb eyes.
>samegayging
KWAB!
Nope.
See?
>Ultraman beheads Way Big, before his 3 minute timer is up
Uh oh Bentenyearolds.
which one is (You), then?
Neither. Just proving they're not me.
Why did you jump into the conversation?
He is me, and I am you
... so you proved nothing relevant? Because I was asking THEM, moron.
no you're talking to me. now.
then why did you even bother posting that
>N-nope..
>proceeds to conveniently display the timestamps that gave him away
lol
>T-TIMESTAMPS
>anyone who disagrees with me is SAME gay
That's mental illness, Pablo.
Then why are you running from Way Big, UltraBITCH? Scared?
...said Way Big, trying to be impressive, but gets sent to the monster grave yard, where he's anally raped by 60 years worth of monsters.
>Ultrab***h is so scared of Way GODLY that he resorts to posting his ESL homosexual fantasies
yup yup
why does this fricker make jojogays so upset for no reason?
Alucard can now kill Homelander in Call of Duty btw
Because they seethed at the DBX of their flamboyant boyfriend getting perforated, and managed to get one of their own into the team. I remember Swan saying that his old 'Alucard vs Dio' analysis was outdated, and wrong... and when the episode finally came around, he sucked Dio's dick even harder lmfao.
I seriously don't get it. Never saw Hellsing. I'm a HUGE JoJo fan. Doesn't mean I automatically think Dio demolished him (for me it's a 30/70 in Alu's favor with generous reading of DIO's abilities)
Every Jojo fan I've shown the fight calcs to laughed in my face. It's unreal how hard Swan sucked Dio's wiener.
>why does this fricker make jojogays so upset for no reason?
Ask Swank.
I'll repeat this just one more time, Alucucks, Kneel before your new god, and the real fricking vampire.
Hal should kill Sora next.
>Sora: I used the power of wanking to go back in time!
>Hal: Time, huh? Thanks for the tip!
>Hal gets blocked by how time travel in KH works and dies instantly
how does it work in kh (kingdom hearts?)?
Unless you’re a really cool guy, you need to send your heart back in time to possess someone else, otherwise you just end up becoming a husk.
That’s because Timeless River and Disney Castle are treated as different worlds, so for Pete it was more like he just opened a door to a new world, as opposed to how TT is usually done.
The main method is that you have to ditch your body and can only time travel as a disembodied heart. Heartless like Ansem could do it while the organization had to have replicas set up for them in the future to posses.
Xehanort says something like Merlin's magic is cheating compared to his methods at one point so I gathered toon magic time travel must work differently. I've got nothing for Pete
KH Time rules aren't even consistent when Pete and Merlin's time travel in KH2 is nothing like the KH3D one.
Q&a for Dio vs alucard
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2021/10/dio-vs-alucard-q-feat-liam.html?m=1
>ulltra
>feat-liam
Way to kill my interest in clicking that.
I think my favorite thing is how people pretend to be fans of characters. Nobody here actually likes any of the characters they champion.
if Galactus wins this, this will be his first win in possibly decades as I remember the last time he appeared in a comic I read, he gets fricking KILLED and his corpse taken away to another existence
I don't know WTF is going on with Galactus. One day he fused cosmic with magic, but the next day I read Thor helped him eat the most lifeforce-rich planets in the universe but then took all of his power cosmic away, yet at the same time Galactus fused with the Destroyer armor, while simultaneously getting his power jacked by Iron Man?
HALCHADS WE'RE SO FRICKING STRONG!
Now its time to take down Superman.
Um.
Losing to Joblactus would be embarrassing
>ultrab***h doesn't even understand what samegayging is
OH NO NO NO NO NO ULTRASISTERS????
what? no I hate ultraman.
Yup yup yup, just another day in the CHAD'S HALLS OF Cinemaphile AND Cinemaphile.
Alright, Ultragay from /m/ here reporting in. Which Ultraman do you want the feats of? Each of them is skilled in different departments and skills and beam strength. I can give you a more accurate description of their foes and ablities. Choose a year from 1966 to 2023 and I'll fill in the rest.
idk, do you have generic rundowns by decade
THAT'S hard to do cause sometimes they come back like decades later.
then uhhh
80s
Oh 80's is easy, only two Ultramen, and one only showed up for one episode.
Ultraman 80 is actually a standard Ultraman, the best he did was uh, jump out of a different dimension, and I guess, turned himself into a ball?
That was Decker and he fricking sucked.
What do you mean he sucked? As in, bad feats, or just shit?
2022
Reminder that Dragon Ball Chads OWN every single one of you.
Cept Superman apparently. Kek.
>debunked 3 times in a row
Once more GODku's name has been sullied in the mouths of capeshitters who need his draw to even give Superkek relevancy.
Not me. I'm built different
>reminder I'm paying everyone's rent! why yes right here in my head!
Aslansisters.... We can't defeat SCP 682...
crocodiles are really something. they're so big but so close to the ground. if you're not twice their weight what are you supposed to do?
They used to be much cooler back when there were terrestrial crocodiles.
"Why are you holding your own shit!?!"
"BECAUSE IT'S FRICKING MASSIVE?!"
no, i hate ultraman
Who should Jiren the Gay fight?
Does he even have any thematic match ups?
Superman I guess
Someone post the Goku copypasta, you know the one.
Who would win?
Homelander gets trashed by anyone who's anywhere near his power level, I doubt he'd be able to beat Alucard.
Am I tripping or did someone post their shit in this thread?
Yes
It was the same guy who kept swinging between posting ultraman and saying "but I hate ultraman" so he must be schizophrenic
Coyote bros.....we won
Fun fact, coyotes run faster than roadrunners.
PSYCHOku and PSYCHOperman make me laugh, good job to the anons posting these, hoping we can see it with more characters who are actually chiller then they seem
Don't worry, the next time our HEROES get matched up against one another again we'll see their inner WAKU WAKU come out.
Kratos just murdered primordial beings and is now coming to kill your favorite character. What happens next?
Kratos dies to ME
Kratos gets gagged on by bugs bunny and is forced to leave with a pie in his face
Bugs getting GAPED is funnier so he loses
Kratos is raped like he was when he was a boy (hes greek)
Specifically, he's Spartan. He was raped until he was 16. Don't know what happened to his hair, though. Male Spartans stop cutting it at 16 as well.
He gets his ass beat because he's not even planet level.
Behold the 0 - 3 club
population : Goku
Charizard will join him
yeah but who frick cares. Charizard is an species of Pokemon not singlar character.
I care
YOU SUCK!
Verses in need of a Fraud Check tier list
>Let them breathe
Soul Calibour
Transformers
Bleach
LoZ
Metal Gear
FMA
Power Rangers
Street Fighter
Killer Instinct
TMNT
Mega Man
>No flavor
Star Wars
Sonic
Dragon Ball
Naruto
OPM
Overwatch
Muhvel
>Would cause an upset
Mario
Godzilla
Kingdom Farts
GoW
BlazBlue
Persona
TF2
>IMMEDIATE BUTTHURT SEETHING
"You know who" comics
DMC
Pokemon
Kirby
Ben 10
thanks for the list of verses living rent-free in your head
>list of verses that make anon seethe
I'd be fine with Ben 10 returning to Death Battle as long as its not Ben's smug ass or SHITgax
I'd wanna see Gwen vs Atom Eve or Mutated Kevin vs Super Skrull (may seem like a stomp but do recall that Kevin should have some celestsapien DNA in him)
>Image Comics in BUTTHURT
>GoW in "yeah just a minor upset"
Kratosgay...
MarioGODS? GODzillers? Kingdom GODS? GODS of War? BlazKINGS? Team CHADS? Indeterminate comics? GODS May Cry? PokeGODS? KINGbys? BenGODS? All BROKE YOU.
>Nintendrones
>SHITzilla
>Kingdom SHARTS
>Dogs of prostitute
>Dante May Fry
>>/vp/
>KirbSTOMPED
>Hal's Fleshlight
SCPeak victims
>Shit wiener Piss
Loses to Russia and any officially written media.
>Thinking we are VSBW exclusive
Oh honey... You may want to exit your Cinemaphilener echo chamber...
SCPs are illegible for battleboarding since they're OCs that use vsbw terminology
>Translation: These verses make me upset
I like how you can pinpoint the exact series that this anon is the most upset about.
all of them stomp comp dc
>TF2 of all things is listed in would cause an upset
What did the funny Valve game do to make you this assblasted?
Move Godzilla up a tier
Kaijugays are fricking insane
Kaijubros might be unstable, but they're not bad
TohoKingdom
Vilgax, Kevin, Gwen, etc losing wouldn't cause an upset
It was Ben specifically losing that could cause upset the same way Giorno (really just GER) losing would cause a massive amount of assburn while most other Jojo characters biting the dust wouldn't do shit
I think DMC getting fraudchecked caused such butthurt because it's been 8 years, and they still haven't found a way to justify Dante beating Bayo. And much less how to overcome Sephiroth's Supernova or Dissidia's stats.
They breed endlessly at the speed of light and create dozens of hapa children (Pan also converts Jon from being a gay due to the light of christianity)
Someone call me? Kaijubro from /m/ reporting in.
Tell me what Godzilla's FUNNIEST moments are or I will COLLAPSE THE ARTIC.
I dunno what makes you laugh, but this gets a laugh out of me.
It's even funnier if you know this was originally going to be an anime, animated by Pioneer, and it became a shit puppet show.
That was... amusing. The artic will live to see another day.
/m/ thinks Death Battle is fricking moronic and power level shitters as a whole need to frick off
Agreed.
Frick off from the thread nigher
>scpgays are here
>scpcuck is here
>and bringing pedophilia
>SHITCP
Overwanked literal fanfiction setting? Not worth our time.
Reminder SCP and Venom (King in Black) the GOATs solo your favourite verse graaaaaaaaaaaaaah
What did you say fella?
Nah.
No one respects the kaiju ability to dance.
>SCP's most noteworthy character is a doll that shits itself that somehow beat the frick out of Kaiju Doomsday
I cachinnate.
>UMMMM SWEETIE WE'RE ALSO ON REDDIT
absolute state of the shit wiener piss foundation
Frick I forgot to cancel my free paramount plus subscription. It just renewed today.
Who is the girl on the left?
Could the SCP Foundation contain Ronnie Coleman?
>UHHHH HONEY WE ACTUALLY USE REDDIT GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT CinemaphileNER SCUM!
Kek? Aroo.
Kino
>ad populum
>xey can only compare the FODDEReptile to Capecuck Goyslop
LMFAO, you chuds just wait until our influence reaches Death Battle and we buy our way to victory, the foundation will buy Death Battle and save it from their warner shills
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>FanfictionCP
Justice League? Avengers? No co-ordination.
Ultramen?
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Average ComicVine "Battleboarder" (it's called Versus now) when i present them with FACTS:
>NOOOOOOOO MUH TOTALLY AWESOME AND BUFF SPACEMAN MECHDUDE CAN BEAT YOUR SHITTY TRANIME FANHispanic OC!!! I MUST ACT LIKE A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG AND SPEAK IN /DBS/PIC DIALECT
HOLY SHIT
TRIPS CONFIRM
AYIEEEEEEEEEEEE
COMICHUDS
GOATku... CHADperman...
I thought we we're heckin' based!
I can't believe we are BTFOwned by thematic
Jobku in 20 years looking at his 0-8 death battle winrate
>scpcuck is breaking down
>NOOOOOOOO MUH TOTALLY AWESOME AND BUFF BLUE HEDEHOG CAN BEAT YOUR SHITTY TRANIME FANHispanic OC!!! I MUST ACT LIKE A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG AND SPEAK IN /DBS/PIC DIALECT
>No arguement
>Only comparison is to CHADnik the CHADhog, who is 6D at best
>scptard is having a mental breakdown over our heroes
>Xey can only post wholesome leddit fanart
LMFAO.
I thought the transphobes in these threads we're pathetic but this? This is actually sad.
>we're
He got owned, enslaved even.
After the literal shitposting I hope none of you ever cry about legacy matchups again
Mega Man? Planet level.
With Xdives they can get to high outer, that's how Zero could beat Shadow
Yup yup yup, SCP? Will NEVER be treated as a serious setting.
>SCP
>Never treated seriously
Only in these 4Chud echo chambers, the time is now old men
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>3 MILLION VIEWS
Trying too hard
>Headcanon
NTA but i know a lot about pataphysics, but that's just not it, SCPeak solos
How I sleep knowing Dante is still outerversal with SMT
>outerversal
There's the door. Out.
Also, crossover scaling doesn't count in DB, newbie. And thank goodness for that.
So does Guts or Sonic, and that didn't help.
What the frick is this?
The outerverse
SMT Liberation Dx2. It gives even GitS SMT scaling.
?feature=shared
>legitimate fraud scaling
wow
Wow so ghost in the shell is outerverse level too thanks to smt scaling. sweet!
>we came to solo your verse
>needs to go blue to win
>Doesn't even fully kill him, just knocks him out
>Almost a million views
?si=MEN9ImRrKIGK-Z8v
Yup... I'm thinking SCP is making it BIG TIME!
Very soon DC... Death Battle will not be in your hands...
>outerversal
Gentlemen... the list.
Fictional franchises that I dislike
American Gods
Arne Anka (A Swedish comic book)
Bone
The Boondocks
Darkwing Duck
DC Extended Universe
Dilbert
DuckTales (The modern version)
Final Fantasy X
God of War
Invincible
Kongou Banchou
Magi - Labyrinth of Magic
Mahou Sensei Negima! and UQ Holder
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Once Upon a Time
Promethea
Ranma 1/2
Tintin
Tokyo ESP
Top 10
Fictional franchises that I really dislike
Adventure Time
American Dad
A Nightmare on Elm Street
The Authority/Stormwatch
Bastard!!
Battle Angel Alita
Bayonetta
Berserk
Bleach
The Boys
Castlevania (Animated Series)
Chainsaw Man
Chaos Comics
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
The Cthulhu Mythos
The Darkness
Darkstalkers
DC Comics (The Dan Didio(t)/Jim Lee era and onwards)
Disenchantment
Drawn Together
The Elder Scrolls
Empowered
Fables
Family Guy
Final Fantasy XIII
Five Nights At Freddy's
Fullmetal Alchemist
Futurama
Game of Thrones
God Is Dead
Grappler Baki
Hellblazer
Hell Girl
Hellraiser
Herman Hedning (A Swedish comic book)
Hero Killer
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Hitman
Hoshin Engi
Hunter X Hunter
Image Comics
Instant Death
The Invisibles
Judge Dredd
Jujutsu Kaisen
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Lucifer
The Magicians (The novel series)
Marvel Comics (The Joe Quesada era and onwards)
Millarworld
Monument Mythos
Mortal Kombat
Nanatsu No Taizai
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Preacher
Record of Ragnarok
Redo of Healer
Rick & Morty
The Rings of Power
Robot Chicken
The Sandman
Savage Dragon
SCP Foundation
Shin Megami Tensei
Shinza Banshou
The Simpsons
Sin City
Soul Eater
South Park
Spawn
Star Trek: Picard (The first two seasons)
Star Wars (The Disney movie trilogy)
Supergod
Supernatural
Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Thrill-killing shooter games
Toriko
Transmetropolitan
Über
Ultrakill
Undead Unluck
The Unwritten
Valiant Comics
Velma
The Venture Bros
Warhammer 40,000
Warhammer Fantasy
Watchmen
The Wheel of Time (The Jeff Bezos TV series)
The Wicked + The Divine
Yu Yu Hakusho
The Xianxia cultivation stories that I know of so far
All types of zombie franchises
>Has SCP Foundation
Even our children proxies are aware of your meddling sweeties...
No dbs wiki article copypastas will save you now...
I dont like gow either anon, whenever I look for mythology videos they are always in the comments and its gay, the powerscaling is annoying but idc too much about that
Generals that I dislike
/dbs/ /BLACKED/ /sthg/
/wvp/ /GME/ /1/ /homog/
/ACRG/ /Cap/ /abt/ /xiverp/
/showoff/ /bleached/ /npg/ /sdg/
/ftt/ /xiverp/ /dig/
/feetpaw/ /ero/ /dfwb/ /ftt/
/wlwaG/ /exeg/ /tlg/ /bzzt/
/dfg/ /doe/ /pfg/ /JOE/
/xiverp/ /ysg/ /fujojo/ /haha/
/GYWB/ /curseg/ /1/ /feetpaw/
/dff/ /pag/ /scaly/
/ffs/ /dum/ /FTT/ /tlvg/
/ptf/ /hfg/ /HMofA/ /GCHUB/
/fesg/ /erp/ /endo/ /owo/
/FATposting/ /wjsn/ /roommates/ /vtsg/
/hth/ /uFC/ /funKG/ /MALP/
/sus/ /bun/ /ftt/ /CBG/
/TLHG/ /endo/ /ero/ /vrLg/
/cyOA/ /LOLg/ /CUTEdom/ /nsG/
/Jak/ /flg/ /fesg/ /feetpaw/
/fur/ /Collared/ /erp/ /female-dominator/
/Foxy/ /friday/ /fetishmon/ /bimbo/
/multiverse/ /bbw/ /Brap/ /MACRO/micro/
/SCHIZO/ /CAP/ /schizo/ /Tlg/
/heals/ /drsg/ /inflation/ /basurero/
/pony/ /southpaw/ /dragon/ /ball/
/reaction/ /thread/ /happening/ /kemono/
/bunday/ /thread/ /cyoa/ /sonic/
/muscle/ /gardevoir/ /coloring/ /diaper/
/wjsn/ /mouse/ /monday/ /furry/
/sadism/ /slobby/ /women/ /stas/
/pokephilia/ /1/ /mmog/ /loona/
/refuge/ /cats/ /kpureg/ /shortstack/
/fujojo/ /rwby/ /plush/ /lewd/
/paizuri/ /new/ /body/ /inflation/
/pony/ /dragon/ /ball/ /bird/
/up/ /happening/ /kpop/ /nonhumans/
/twokinds/ /pokecucking/ /prequel/ /dfwb/
/bbw/ /yeen/ /ass/ /appreciation/
/foxy/ /friday/ /bimbo/ /multiverse/
/bbw/ /macro/micro/ /collared/ /schizo/
/fetishmon/ /erp/
>he hates /STAS/
Out.
Reminder that a non-descript Shy Guy from mario no-diffs SCP-096.
Uhhhh SCPbros what happened to us being able to scale Super Saiyan Blue?
>pataphysics
Go back.
>Ad hominem
>Can't cope SCPeak is ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE INTERNET
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeathBattleMatchups/comments/129bfem/scarlet_king_ls_im_genuinely_curious_if_he_has_any/?rdt=64766
Yep...
Those Ls are BLANK
how many god damn ultraman are there?
>xey think im from VSBMiddy
Oh you naive old men...
WE ARE LEGION
We seen the archives
You have been Secured, Contained and Protected...
And we are above that... So all your fancy tommy westphal and beyonder shitposts are just my article material...
>scptard is still melting down over the fact that no one takes his fanfiction setting seriously
>scpcuck thinks it's about him
Oh yeah well Titty boob
>headcannon
>he doesn't know
>Scarlet PEAK solos
Yep... Another SCPog win...
>FanfiCP
Never even drew a dime.
>Xey need money
LMFAO, fricking evil capitalist piece of shit, you will taste your own meal when you will see your precious sub-SHITperman crumble to our fodder lizard, the court will be filled with glee as it is with your tears capecucks...
>Popularity contests
Shit... I'm thinking SCPeak won bros...
What happened to thumbnail anon? Did someone jack him while he was moving?
Permabanned for nikoposting.
He's not the nikoCHAD, newfren.
doubt
Gee, wonder who the nikogay is.
I could tell you, but you're clearly moronic with your head up your ass.
It's you.
I thought nikoCHAD was permab&, but now no?
Just how much of a schizomoron are you?
Nikogay is ban on sight apparently.
According to whom?
The fact that jannies delete the posts almost instantly.
Do they? I see nikoCHAD still posting in his regular style. What that suggests to me is he deletes his own nikoposts to frick with the kaijuschizos, who get more unhinged every time.
mumbogay....
Mumbogay is back on Cinemaphile. He made sure that incognito picture posting was removed from me and a few others.
He comes and goes
He said he was posting thumbnails soon. That was over a week ago.
Sun-Sama
LTG
Beyonder
Cado
Metal-Cooler (Samegay)
Jiren
Godzilla
Warrior of Light
Gojo
Wonder Woman
Goku and Superman
All die to the SCPeak Sisterhood
The dragon ball vs capeshit dichotomy ends now
>SCPeak Sisterhood
Baiting or moronic, either way have my (you)
Godzilla IS an SCP. Lmfao
Got assimilated probably that's what happens to JOBBER verses
Yeah, SCP-verse is full of jobbers, you're right.
Me. Yosodomy Sam.
Oh honey, that's just the first layer of the noosesphere
We are a never ending branch
Society is Secured
Community is Contained
Populace is Power
Fiction will reckon SCP as the new lords of the media, on moloch.
Nah. You get anal gaped by Yosodomy Sam.
>ToonForce
Logging under 9-B
Facts (they destroy dc and marvel easy)
Bueno Excellente DIDDLES him.
And to think… they ALL lose to CHADnan the CHADbarian
Warrior of Light casually solos all of SCP
cope of you must
OOOOOOOOOOOH I'MMA GAPE THAT DARN RABBIT, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO OR MY NAME AIN'T YOSODOMY SAM
Bugs has a bigger carrot…
>instantly devolves into IESLB upon BEHOLDING the KING OF KINGS
GOD? THE WINNER!
NO Ls CAPECHUDS!
WE ARE WINNING!
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeathBattleMatchups/comments/15k0ils/scp_ls/
>Ambrhamic
King Andrias vs Asgore Dreemurr
And to think BATCHAD WON, how can iron MID fans cope?