Next fight is Galactus (Marvel) vs Unicron (Transformers) on Dec 18.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-unicron.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-galactus.html
Speedy licks trees in public.
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>Sailorgays are all pedophiles who enjoy a cartoon that features underage lesbians
I'm glad they got BTFO'd when Beerus destroyed Sailor Galaxia.
True!
>pedophiles
Welcome to Cinemaphile newbie
... is what I would say if I watched Sailor Moon.
Yeah, a sad bunch of edgy low test newbies lmao
the sailor moon fans of course
Sailor Moon fans have been here since the very beginning. This is a Sailor Moon website, newbie-kun
This is a DRAGON BALL website. Our GODLY expressions are omnipresent.
You dbspics are reddit and xitter refugees... keep outing yourself, newbie
Cry harder, sailorcuck.
>69
THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN gayON TARDS ARE IMPOSTERS
>Omnipresent
>beat by a furry repeatedly(Toriyamas oc)
It's sad, cause Sailor Moon is a genuinely a good show.
But anyways, can any DB fighter stop these?
T-This power! I don't think ANYONE can stop them...
Reminder that Death Battle's bias is the only reason GODku keeps losing. They tried to smooth it over this time but they've been called out and debunked.. yet again.
Everyone of these characters beats Superman tho?
Thats a weird way of spelling gogeta, anon
Superman beaten by a man in a cape, constantly, for 30+ years.
>*goku* beaten by a man in a cape, constantly for 30+ years.
Fixed it for you anon, thank me later 🙂
Fun fact--stories in the 40s never called it a cape, they called it a cloak.
Cool 🙂
Tardku fans been REAL quiet since this dropped…
>Molested by his uncle
Guess that explains the over eating and muscle dysmorphia.
Goku loses because he is a weakling who cant lift 100k tons
You're right, his lifting strength is immeasurable.
Goku won the idealogical battle. Manga sales beat the frick outta Capeshit comics numbers and manga also isn't infested with Commiefornia activists shoving lefty garbage in their works to get those ESG scores and Twitter likes up.
>falseflag
Silence RAT!!
?si=qleIe-GZ0tUFCZMt
Alright, sell me on this one. Is this just the King Claudius analogs?
Actually, Koba would be closer to a Malcom X analog.
Even without the guns I think Scar loses this, he just seems to be a typical lion that happens to be sapient, whereas Koba is a batshit Bonobo, unless Scar pulls off an ambush I don't see any scenario that doesn't end with him being beaten to death.
It would definitely need weapons. Have you seen how large lion claws and teeth are? One bite and it's game over one swipe of his claws and it's over. Even a malnourished Lion like Scar would one shot most Apes.
What? Bonobos are smaller than chimpanzees. Lions would kill gorillas 1v1
Koba rapes
He is a bonobo after all
All women job to men
There are """people""" who'll look you dead in the eyes and say Goku beats Superman.
And worst of all, they're 100% right.
CRAZY right? They must be as dumb as that *literal* monkey
>sailorgay ventures outside of Cinemaphile
>gets btfo
Yep, the SailorKEK should have known better than to show his face around here, at least we got a few good laughs when he revealed how pathetic he is.
BRING ME VEGITO OR GOGETA!
Gotenks tier at best
But… CHADtenks can beat gogeta and vegito anon?
He can't
If this was a canon fusion I'd be down to see this fight, it'd at least have more going for it than Goku vs Superman 4.
It's kinda weird how they didn't make it happen in the amalgams, but they did give us Cap vs Supes and Thorion
gayon ball sister… how do we respond (without pissing, shitting, and sobbing repeatedly)
Um actually
>was an anime in 1968
He beats the shit out of (insert SMT protag here).
Debunk their whole Jungian Archetype shit, fricking sick of the psueds using psychoanalysis and forcing fodder verses as le epic worn out discussion filler
Kitaro kills them with his sandal.
lol some poor fella posted the tripgay's prediction video on the discord and got told to delete it by ultraguy and went on to call otto a "biden hating alt right nut"
Screenies pls
Why is ultraguy such a seething gay
I mean he's not wrong about Otto being a homosexual, but damn he's really seething over him.
Otto was defending this man's superman claims btw
WTF do his thoughts on Joe Biden and miscellaneous conspiracies have to do with anything? What a pussy
Presumably he said that to try and discredit Otto, which you don't really need to do he's already an obnoxious homosexual both on Cinemaphile and out of Cinemaphile.
Wow, they really do see Otto as Satan. Damn. Does he know Otto is a disillusioned former Bernie Bro that saw his hopes crushed by the establishment?
Oh something I just caught.
>He's legit the worst person I've ever come into contact with
We talked? When?
Ultra posts on Cinemaphile even outside of Death Battle threads apparently
>Ultra was a seething anon
Ah, makes sense. I bet he posted in this thread.
Ultragay is in MORTAL FEAR over Otto's rising popularity.
Someone tell Ultra to stop being a homosexual and get in here so he can debate Otto.
I ain't even doing anything.
I found the post the tripgay made about Tiananmen Square, I'm not sure he's saying what Ultraguy said he said. It seems the tripgay said pretty much the exact opposite of "Tiananimen square was justified".
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/131329274/#q131338371
It also happened over a year ago, how the frick did he even remember the tripgay mentioning Tiananmen Square?
Ultra is such a gay.
Because he's in the thread right now
>Ultraguy so mindbroken by Otto that he's haunted by shit he said a year ago
Since we're just making shit up now, how about this? Ultra once said that the age of consent should be twelve.
Given the company Ultraguy keeps that might not be far from the truth.
Ultra lied!!!
No way...how he could possibly lie?
Kek if he lied about this then what else is he lying about? Nudge Nudge wink wink
>It seems the tripgay said pretty much the exact opposite of "Tiananimen square was justified"
Damn. Otto is a homosexual.
Jesus, this guy is a cuck. Why the frick is he seething this hard about a Cinemaphile tripgay who's equally as big of a homosexual as him.
I think it's moronic to seethe so badly at someone that you don't want them to succeed so you try to remove anything about them that gets posted.
Got a screencap?
What?
>"biden hating alt right nut"
I mean....he's not wrong
If I check the discord and that’s not there I’m coming after you for making me waste my time.
Ah, beautiful!
>Fake speedy screenshot
LMFAO!!!!!!
>Tianamen square was justified
All the anti-commie stuff I've said and he thinks I've said this?
.>He's harassed multiple people on the Death battle team on numerous occasions
I once sent Swan a DM telling him he ought to credit Jim McClanahan. Outside that I can't recall ever interacting with them.
>Got into a war with Brandon’s Discord
>Ultraguy hates his guts
>Speedy weeps at his presence
Otto, at this rate will Ben and Chad start picking fights with you? Or dare I say, even Swan?
Chad is too normal
He voices Boomstick and that is it
I don't even think the research team says Swan even talks to him
Swan liked a few of my posts on Twitter. Strange but true.
>Reddit and Twitter out of NOWHERE
This Sailorgay is delusional, KWAB!
Dang whipper snappers arguing about their anime coming first and what not. BACK IN MY DAY WE WALKED BOTH WAYS UP HILL WITH BONERS
My name is Vulcan and I demand a challenge.
I like vulcan.. but marvel canonically made him a fricking storm victim… I hate this homosexual troony industry sometimes this homie used to be cool too
This is like saying I hate Superman because Batman defeated him in Injustice
But… its storm dude like its BAD…
She grabbed MY HERO by the throat gave a shitty dumbass monologue and zapped him with electricity (Something he should just absorb and be powered by anyways) and DROPPED him on the ground…
God I wish that were me! Lucky Vulcan.
The real debate in these threads should be hardcore femdom vs hardcore maledom
The answer is femdom on female.
Are you serious? My HERO jobbed to a fricking laser, everyone gets a stupid moment where they look like a b***h if their franchise stays alive long enough, that's not a good reason for someone to stop liking a character.
Oh please that laser was well above planet level and Goku's guard was down. No different then getting pierced by a dodon ray or death beam
Has Death Battle ever done a 2v2? I remember they did some FFA Death Battles before like with Megaman and TMNT.
Jak & Daxter vs Ratchet & Clank
They admitted Daxter's practically a non-factor though
Hiro & Baymax vs Hiccup & Toothless was in the Tournament of Champions as well
Karin and Sakura vs Asuka and Lili could be cool
Dante vs Bayo, which is also the only Death Battle in which a girl has looked pretty.
The 2v2 aspect was just for DBX plugging
It had zero impact on the verdict
>is also the only Death Battle in which a girl has looked pretty.
Widowmaker looked fine but most women do look ugly in Death Battle outside of those two. Bayo was on fire for most of the fight. The clocktower and Lucifer sequence gave me chills.
Does Pokemon count
Ratchet and Clank VS Jak and Daxter
Technically Charizard+Red VS Tai+Greymon
Panty is for Redward and his Infinitesimal dick that is high universal by virtue being 2D yet existing in a 3D setting
All men job to women
>Goku? Sailor moon victim
>Vegetta? Wonder Woman victim
>Superman? Wanda victim
>Alucard? Makima victim
>Sukuna? Tsunade victim
>Omniman? Powerpuff girls victim
>Ben 10? Zatanna victim
>Itadori? Spider Gwen victim
>Shigeo Kageyama? Tatsumaki victim
>Gojo? Yukari Victim
>Batman? Harley queen victim
>Flash? Rukia victim (get it? Because of the ice?)
I know this makes you seethe, but it's the truth.
every man beats the woman
now frick off femdomsissy
>every man beats the woman
No that's not true
yes it is
now frick off femdomsissy
I know it’s a meme, but the PPG genuinely do not have a shot against Nolan and I don’t want to think about them getting beaten up by him. Alucard does lose to Makima though, especially when Angel is taken into account.
>Trying to argue with the femdomtard
Omni-Man is overhyped as shit, buttercup alone would solo the viltrum empire
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11154/111542213/8371340-3sgxurg-imgur.gif
>Moves the sun with a single hand gesture
HOLY FRAUCK!!!!!!
It's actually the Earth
Mojo made a device pushing the Earth into the sun
Question, have the PPG ever outright beat up Him sans the opening?
I thought his episodes usually have the girls outsmart him
The intro showcases what is the status quo, the fact he gets beaten up in the intro establishes the girls are on par with him
>judging powerlevels by using the opening
Please, listen to yourself
>Stuck in their own oligarchy that they think their mediums inconsistency apply to others
Capecucks, LMAO
Don't be surprised as to why your medium is being reduced to a niche
>Inb4 seething
BRC.
You do realize PPG is also capeshit
It's Different cuz it caters to a different audience in successful way then that of capeshit
Then Invincible is also different by your logic? What the frick is your argument here. Either you’re a moron because you somehow didn’t realize that both Invincible and the Powerpuff Girls cater to different niches than your regular capecomics, or you’re a moron because you’re bringing up other comic franchises out of nowhere.
Literal moron.
>Capecucks
Uh? I was thinking more of anime openings, gaylord
Anon that's like using covers for feats
>Anon that's like using covers for feats
Superman is a psycho
Superman is at least somewhat psychotic in the stories
Seriously what the frick was that "sun" ordeal
This one doesn't count because Omni-Man is COOL and AWESOME and ppg are FOR GIRLS and they SMELL
My HERO solos this BABYverse
>Buttercup alone would solo the Viltrumite empire
>Posts the Rowdy Ruff boys
>Gif is a HIM feat
Lolwut?
>Villain that gets shat on can casually move the sun
He still moved the sun out of orbit, doing that with a simple hand gesture should by Death Battle logic be considered a kajillion tons TNT feat considering how they calc'd Saitama with the whole "the average person burns a single calorie a day" shit
No I meant he moved the Earth back to it's original spot
If a Black Hole is enough for Omni Man; since he considered using one to commit suicide, do the PPG have any feats comparable to one?
1. HIM is regularly shown to be way above the girls.
2. That’s not even a star level feat, it’s a planet moving feat, which is actually below Nolan and Mark’s Viltrum busting, which they got way stronger from afterwards.
3. Do you want me to mention Suprema and Supreme?
I understand being a contrarian…okay I don’t but I also don’t get why you’d want to shitpost your way into seeing kids get beaten up.
>literally scales above the concept of cardinality and the ideation of ‘scale’ or ‘size’ of a set in a manner analogous to a dialectical manner of historical idealism
>can one-shot and overcome barriers consisting of cabalistic aggregations of all possible hyper-temporal modes in any possible relativistic worldline
>is a narrative exemplification of total transdual ‘being’, ‘being’ beyond the negative and positive juxtaposition that is story and non-story
>can tank entire metaverses worth of narrative material being shot at him, with any metaphysical ‘amount’ of this material being able to reset Type 4 Metaverses beyond any set theoretic axiomatic framework
>Metaverses themselves transcend infinite Type 3 Multiverses infinitely, consisting of axioms that are completely contradictory in reality, leading to infinite principle of explosion type events where 0 = 1, which blows past any ‘type’ of infinity or Multiverse (including Type 4)
>Is the manifestation beyond a type-omega-bit consciousness, is the post-Hegelian idea of an ‘Ubermensch’ in the most Gnostic and anti-Hylic mode of existence; is capable of breaking through ‘the end of history’ as a reification of all goodness in any type of human collective consciousness or unconsciousness
CapeGODS own these halls, cutegayS need not apply
>33
Oh no bros… d-did the digits just confirm our WORST nightmare?
>Femdomsissy is still seething
Gargoylebros…..We got cucked by a Turtle
Fake
Didn’t Brooklyn canonically get cucked by that black panther dude
The panther dude wasn’t black. He was Mexican since his sister was Elisa
True
Sharks got two dicks, babe, let's have some fun.
>Not Jab
Big Slammu>Razor>Ripster>Jab
Sorry, I don't make the rules.
How about you get my name right, you FILTER FEEDER
>Turtles vs Street Sharks ending with them waiting until day time so Goliath in stone form can watch Elisa get double teamed by Ripster and Leonardo
>the extreme dinosaurs are gang banging demona
Are the Battletoads triple penetrating Angela?
AND the Cheetah Men.
Thread feels weird without the night homosexual
It's nice that one of the local namegays finally fricked off.
What if he was simply holding THEM back??!???
Screw you Black person i was her THE WHOLE TIME (I just wasn’t talking about NIGHTchad all day)
ITS NIGHTCHAD TO YOU Black person (its nice to have a name though anon thank you)
RobinGODS.....I kneel.
Robin bros… we CANT STOP WINNING (frick off jannies this isn’t porn because they are wearing clothes, its art)
put the full pic in a catbox link please and thank you
Both these characters solo anime btw
who should generator rex fight
Green Lantern.
HEY CLOWNS IM BACK FROM MY BAN
LETS TALK ABOUT BATJOBBER AND SUPERc**t
Did you see the suicide squad trailer
You mean that ass DOA game? Looks like shit.
How would they fare against Generator Rex
Never watched it, I touched grass.
Frick you
Who can Hornet fight?
Waspinator.
>he is insulting generator GODS
BATMAN SHIT
It's gonna look mighty moronic if Zack Fair gets in Death Battle and gets planet scaling from Bahamut when we all know 1,000 grunts with guns can take him out.
Why did he went out fighting anyways?
He knew he wouldn't win and those grunts were just doing their fricking job
Flower Girl Pussy, Man.
He was the eyes of a white man and the phenotype of a an asian
Do you think Batman thinks about shooting himself at night?
No… thats iron keks problem (he knows he a CHADwing victim)
IIRC he once thought about shooting himself with Joe Chill's gun.
If he's this way when all I have is a measly 100 subscribers, is he going to stroke out when I hit 200?
You’re the Xu Xiaodong of the Death Battle communit. They’re scared you’ll expose their bullshit
Like penis size wise or?
Oh, do you have a youtube channel or something else?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4QSk9zbGdHsg4-jgCFFF7w
The Galactus vs Unicron vid is doing pretty good. Bodes well for the actual episode.
Cool, Ill check it out 🙂 (I think I might start one too)
Otto started a small one. It's funny that Ultra is so ass pained over it being posted in his server.
What happened to that moronic payed batbot shill that hates me? did he finally rope himself after being scammed?
I really hope that bot and Zdarsky lose their homes. Dead serious.
I noticed a lot of Supergays are scared to talk shit sometimes. FRICKING TALK BACK YOU FRICKING LOSERS. STOP TURNING THR OTHER CHEEK. FIGHT ME.
The DC downgrade did hit them hard because it's been weeks (if not months), and DCgays still haven't found any evidence of their verse being 6 dimensions or above.
What the frick are you taking about? I don’t give a frick about that, I just came here to shitpost.
CAS stomps everything in og gayon ball, gayon ball z, all gayon ball movies, all of gayon ball SHARTuper, gayon ball gt (gay taint), all of gayon ball heroes, and all of gayon ball xenoverse (except chronoa and towa because they are in my harem) and TARDku fans can debunk ANY of it
>can debunk any of it
Yup
CAS fricks chichi and bulma in front of vegito and manipulates the plot to make him turned on
>cuck fantasies
Ew. Typical superfan.
... is what I would say if I were a moronic secondary from reddit who thinks that CAS has plot manipulation.
is 'plot manipulation' *functionally* different from reality warping?
HE IS THE PLOT Black person CRY ABOUT IT (watch them argue against the AUTHOR saying it was story vs anti story)
homie you know what a metaphor is
> gayon ball SHARTuper sissies trying to debunk the author (they cant, so they cope and seethe)
Like. Fricking. Clockwork
>doesn't even know what the author is saying
Leave, plebbitor.
>blatant lying (he cant cope)
I know what I posted is a bit too much to read for a low iq gayon ball SHARTuper fan so it shortened it and highlighted the important bit JUST FOR YOU ANON :). (Hope this text wasn’t too long and confusing for you monkey brain)
He's talking about metaphors, moron. And even if it WAS story, what says he can manipulate plots?
>author says its literally story vs anti story
>i-its a-a mm-metaphor
Its not, and you cant prove that its not I literally have fricking author statements saying that its meta. The entire fuxking story if meta thats the point its literally the STORY of superman (all stories) fighting a creature that EATS narratives (anti story) while they are in LIMBO (a place that houses stories, narratives, and retcons) they are so far above the dc multiverse that they see them as germs. And even then I could just say that everything goku does and all his attacks (hakai, instan transmission, shaking the universe) are also just hyperbole
he is literally detailing the metaphor mandrakk represents. inasmuch as darkseid represents despots but he's not literally hitler
Bro… wtf are you talking about… darkseid is a platonic concept…so depending on what concept he is (he could be tyranny or evil or something idk everything) HE COULD LITERALLY BE HITLER
he is evil and tyranny. supposed to be a paper tiger who isn't actually all powerful but writers' minds are shallower than those puddles you see outside your house when it drizzles. and he is not necessarily literally hitler but he IS compared to the roman empire when kirby seethed about hadrian and judea in one of the first forever people issues lol. but you see what i mean
Yeah thats a fair interpretation, but from what batkek said about how platonic objects work you could say he was LITERALLY just hitler, also I still think CHAD CAS beats xeno CHADku.
It's a metaphor, brainlet. Show me CAS using this supossed plot manipulation.
>IESLB
For some strange reason, I get the feeling that this is a falseflag to paint the Coffin fanbase in a bad light…are you that same YIIKtard from a few threads back?
The Coffin fanbase did a good enough job at that by making multiple low effort template threads in our board this month.
That happens any time anything remotely memeable comes out.
>PiB Jack face
>TLOU2 Abby sex
>Forspoken ending faces
>That one cuck manga I won’t even bother remembering the name of
You get used to it at some point.
That’s the one. I find it extremely suspicious that someone’s purposefully being THIS moronic while attaching random Coffin memes onto their posts. That’s literally a blatant sign of “I’m stupid and part of this fanbase! Hate this fanbase now!”
Yeah, especially trying to pick 2 different fights at once out of the ether.
The one who thought it would be an "upset match"? Wouldn't surprise me
Who is YIIK? Is that the stupid millennial game? And no I just like spamming andy and leyley shit cause im bored
>vsbw
Leave, secondary.
... Then suddenly Superman was startled awake by Koslov's hands tightly gripping his sides....
…then SHARTjito (the fusion of gayku and BETAjita) awoke from his slumper, he felt his head throbbing due to the worse pain hes EVER felt. Not even the furry (Toriyama’s oc) had ever hurt him like that, he tried to put his hand to head to help with the pain but he realized he couldn’t move, he was tied to a chair and in front of him was the WORSE thing he could EVER imagine. HIS TWO WIVES GETTING THE FRICKING OF THEIR LIVES BY JON AND CONNOR KENT! Their screams were louder and sounded more pleasurable than ANYTHING SHARTjito made them moan, then in a shadowy corner of the room he heard someone cackle IT WAS HIM. CAS! SHARTjitos NIGHTMARE! SHARTjito tried to fight back but he realized to due CAS superior scaling, cosmology and plot manipulation he stood no chance, and as he realized this…he started to get turned on (im Toriyama btw and I know CAS beats ANYONE in gayon ball)
Did not read your wall of cope
Vegito knocks out CAS with one punch
CAS has no plot manipulation
Seethe
I know its because you cant read 🙂 (thats why you like flashy chinese childrens cartoon instead superior animation like popeye the sailor)
>IESLB
>sameb***h cope
>Wall of cope
... then superman awakes from his dream and realizes he's been left beaten on the ground by GODku.
SuperhomosexualS where are you??????????
Anon... They haven't returned from their sojourn in Lubania...
Kratos is the strongest.
Can you imagine a timeline where Ben vs Hal never happened?
Kryptonians vs. Viltrumites
Viltrumites have less weaknesses but are not as powerful in general
Is there anyway to bait that Batbot shill out? He pops up at most when I shit on Zdarsky, but he slowed down. I might have to use Superc**t to get him to respond. That homie is so insecure over a fricking cartoon bland boy that he spams a lot of shit when you frick Batman with Superman.
DC IS ASSSSSS
Your spending you days chasing ghosts anon… maybe you were the ass all along…
Yeah, guy gets to spam, yet I am not allowed to post images while in incognito mode. Lmfao
Dead thread with boring ass people.
>The Batman who poos himself.
the guy who posted that shit after my ban, what a great idea you came up with. I’ll raise your pay a dollar.
Robot Chicken Batman is the best Batman.
>B-but
Nope.
>He’s suppose to be dar-
Naw
LopiBats is always right
LopiBats always jobs to Niko's Ass Void.
>Namegay comes back
>Thread is immediately flooded with his inane ramblings
Batman sucks ass.
Batman wants to frick Superman apparently. He’s a Superman mouth piece for paragon/antichrist propaganda.
No one reads comics.
Branding > Comics
Could Rick have stopped the Doctor with the pokeball?
Shut the FRICK up.
>6166
>likes rick SHARTchez who hates Christianity
We know its you, THE DIGITS HAVE SEEN THROUGH YOU ILLUSIONS
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Is Krav Maga the greatest martial art?
>made by israelites
>market as the greatest martial art
>not one ufc champion uses it
Idk maybe it has some decent stuff, but I wouldn’t say its better than muay thai+wrestling
Why does everyone suck up to Muay Thai?
Its a pretty good all around martial art for beginners (ok hand, ok kicks, ok clench and takedowns, and they use elbows and knees which most other arts dont, the biggest flaw is they can be outclassed like how boxing has better hands, wrestling has better clench and takedowns, and taekwondo arguably has better kicks but the only TRUE flaw it has is ground no game) thats why its so good, if you just learn muay thai and some ground game (wrestling or bjj) you are pretty well rounded (of course it not the ABSOLUTE best, but its up there)
>simpsons shilling israelite kung fu over ARYAN Japanese karate
Also why the frick is this show so unfunny? Like I thought it was supposed to make people laugh? I remember this being funny as a kid
Death Battle is rigged by DC.
There is no canon. that’s a lie by corporate morons to trick a small group of people into buy their shit comics to avoid shutting down.
The only way they could get me to buy physical copies of their comics is if they do some human trafficking and make a lovedoll of Power Girl with turbo thrusters for thighs and vibrating breasts
Sex fricking sells and the japanese know costumer intimacy better then stuck up gaijins
But hey, i guess us goyim will make do with our action figures
You are a homosexual and a troony
Based DChads not letting sex warp their perspective on fiction and indulge in media appreciation
And dc cant outsell onepiece…
Would Power Girl /ss/ sell?
>femdom gay
>in my thread
FLEE!!!
DC interfered with DB.
It’s rigged.
How strong is wanked Captain America?
Captain CHADmerica stomped “superior iron man” (INFERIOR ALUMINUM gay), hes kicked hulk in the balls in the ultimate comics, and has fought onslaught (bare minimum universal) so he pretty broken if you want to get him there (not enough to beat NIGHTCHAD though)
Batman’s boss battle is first in that shit Suicide game because DC considers him fodder.
Batman gets shot in the head.
DC didn’t care about him in DB.
What’s the obsession with Harley beating up Batman. They did that same shit with Batgirl.
Do you think Batman contemplates suicide everyday, every moment.
Superman should’ve smashed his head in the moment he grabbed it. All the pain and suffering gone. Chip should do us a favor and follow the same path, along with Tom King. No more morons clogging up the IP with their mental illness.
LOpiBatS always wins. CODE RED.
He thinks about that for the same reason iron SCRUB does… they are both nightCHAD victims…
>Night wing
Didn’t you get your arm broken by Batman, son?
Batman? You mean that guy who nightCHAD beat in a one on one? The one that scales to spectre (cry more he does)? MY HERO WOULD NEVER JOB TO A FURRY (iron SCRUB would tho)
It’s better than jobbing to Harvey atleast.
Nightwing?
Batgirl fodder
Nightwing fricked barbara so hard she became a cripple (canon) and this woman is asian so she would instantly get down on her knees for CHADwing
CANON post.
Oh my bad, I didn't realize I was talking to a /dbspic/ wanna be.
No anon… they wanna be ME!
ENTER
>CHUDtos
How pathetic!
Kratos-sama.. please spare me! You can kiss my wife!
To think, this is what SHARTos said to CHADtenks…
Reminder that Sailor Moon is wall level
I think Chip and Tom are aliens. not real people. They were created and born in labs.
Both have connections with the occult btw. Those pieces of shit are not normal and I hope they get doxxed.
>KRATOS IS HERE!
>Chip wrote he wanted to kill himself on instagram
HAHAHAHAHHA
DO IT CHIP
BRING ME SUPERMAN
>this is what sailor cucks unironically believe
kek
>All that seething after the Dragon Ball fans moved to the new thread
Man the sailorsissy is absolutely OBSESSED with our characters.
Funny, isn't it? Such bravado, and yet all he can do is hide in the previous thread and spam his copeposts. Poor guy took the revelation that Roshi solos his verse poorly.
He was malding over the comic book fans as well even though they were way quieter and weren't arguing much with him, what did capes and Dragon Ball do to him that he's this MINDBROKEN?
He's just a small yapping little dog desperate to be relevant. I've seen him make the exact same posts over at Cinemaphile.
But enough about you already
>n-no u
Cry harder, sailor b***h
GOKU TOUCHES LITTLE BOY AND ROSHI TOUCHES LITTLE GIRLS
>Homosexual fantasies out of nowhere
SailorSISSY...
Funny them saying that. Sailor Moon is pretty meh when compared to sakura cardcaptor. And pretty yikes when compared to the actual shojo israeliteel of that era (pic related).
Naoko also gets mogged HARD by rumiko who not only ended up writing far superior stories (urusei, ranma, inuyasha), but also created FAR better female characters. Lum, kagome, sango etc all of them mog the shit out the sailor senshi.
>Liking rumicshit
>And CCS
Damn man leave some chromosomes for the rest of us
>seething upon merely beholding GODactor Sakura
What's wrong with Lum?
Come up with a season for next year
You cannot use ANY of the previous Tournament of Champions nominees
You must have Wil E. Coyote vs Tom Cat no matter what
You're designing this to gather in views, forget your own biases
>Can’t use any TOC nominees
That’s bull since it’s not even a rule that THEY have, but fine.
>Gohan Vs Mark/Omni-Man Vs Bardock as the opener
>Reaper (Overwatch) Vs Revenant (Apex Legends)
>Rengoku Vs Mirio
>Spider-Man Vs Blue Beetle
>Saxton Hale/Funny Valentine Vs Armstrong
>Battle Beast Vs Boros/Atom Eve Vs Gwen Tennyson
>Goro Majima Vs Trevor
And then to shift away from serious, gory fights, Wile.E Vs Tom will be the mid season EP.
>Steve Vs The Terrarian
>Riku Vs Meta Knight
>Godzilla Vs Ultraman
>Anne Vs Luz
>Joker Vs Giorno/Adachi Vs Kira
>Scott Pilgrim Vs [insert your preferred choice here]
>Luffy Vs Naruto
>Mordecai and Rigby Vs Finn and Jake as the finale (interchangeable with the previous EP)
DC has given up on comics.
There is no canon, and (You) fell for it.
Deathstroke vs Captain America
I like both, but captain America has higher scaling meta (fought onslaught) even though deathstroke has some busted shit too (fighting the CHAD titans from DAY 1) but you could also argue that they are relative but CHADstroke has a better arsenal than captain CHADmerica
Rip thumbnail anon
What happened?
He died of ligma
Interesting match for Speed Demon?
Lightray
Yeah have a solar system level guy fight a building level dude. Great plan. Didn't we already do that with Goku and Superman?
Superman is city level at least, come on
If you get upset about me talking shit about your shitty ass cartoon, then you need to go on schizo meds. This shit isn’t real and self inserting into a drawing made some dumbass human is cringe.
Frick Batman and Superman btw.
>IESLB
Who'd be his best Marvel matchup that would be an interesting "it can go either way" fight?
What is lil bro yapping about?
I come to this thread for the first time in a while and all I see is this...
>DBkeks begging for attention from their superiors the whole thread
Completely MINDBROKEN... at this point it's just sad
So if Superman and decided to tank this with his chest
How has this page been posted for literal weeks and no one’s pointed out how he was depowered because of the futures sun turning into a red one?
The Merciless vs Son Goku (Post Buu Saga Pre BoG)
Who the hell is this?
An Evil Batman
>retconnedvie
>begging for attention from his dragon overlords
Gokubros?!
https://vsbattles.com/threads/goku-vs-casper-the-friendly-ghost.40393/
>Gokek jobbing to CASPER
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THEY CANT COMPETE HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH
>Andy and Leyleyb***h is obsessed with CHADgon CHAD
Your FOTM? Will be FORGOTTEN while Dragon Ball continues to prosper.
Not sure if this was brought up but
>Thought Robot's fingers extend past the borders
>Xeno Goku's body stays within them
He can finger chichi through universe? Goku sister how do we cope?
>cuck fantasies
Hey given /dbs/' true archenemy is moeshit, what Dragon Ball vs moe matches are there?
I know there's Hit vs Sakuya which Hit apparently wins given the stats they gave Super Saiyan God Goku (which applies to base Goku).
Probably the biggest one out there.
>Goku is 1500 times Universal at base and has infinite speed
Does he beat Usagi?
No
Yes. This is a FACT. Those who agree have a thick and large wiener like myself.
Exactly gokusister, a thick big wiener up the ass!
Yup. Up the ass of Sailorsissies, who have a thing for being pegged and dominated (their words, not mine.)
>homosexual fantasies
Saint Seiya chads would never...
We have too many fujos sadly. I dislike fujos
Still not as bad as homosexual dbsharts
I don't know why they always have to say something gay out of nowhere, happens every time. Is it the Jungian shadow of their macho self image?
It's just embarrassing to witness... a truly sad spectacle
>A minute apart
SameBITCH...
>would never
Somebody pull up the quote of a Sailorsissy talking about boys jerking off.
Yes but don't say it too loud, you'll hurt the feelings of her fans.
He still shouldn't, even with Super feats and stats, Ben and Chad have outright said they ran from this matchup and decided to do Goku Vs. Superman 2.
Citation?
In one of their fireside chats so you have to be a champion unfortunately, but yeah it's the only scrapped matchup in which they were worried about the fans raging after Goku Vs. Superman 1.
GvS2 was almost 10 years ago
Super Goku wasn't nearly as strong as he is now
I mean they were planning to do it not long after GVS1.
With ease
Goku couldn't even beat fricking CASPER lmao
*Sigh*
Why do you want goku to get beat up again? Cant you see how broken and desperate his fans are for a win, why not put him up against naruto or luffy?
She's probably the one character every Dragon Ball fanboy have assured themselves Goku beats no matter what so not my problem.
But Goku stomps her
>hit vs sakuya
Best scenario doesn't happen. Instead is dio vs sakuya where the maid defeats the vampire (done in MMD)
Worst case scenario it happens and it would boil to this:
>attack potency
Goes to hit thanks to being le gorillionversal
>speed
Goes to sakuya due le infinite corridor thing
>hax
Goes to sakuya due to being a proper space time user.
I think it might go to sakuya if they take seriously the whole erasing timelines thing, conceptual manipulation, the fact that they might extrapolate her aging flowers to her making everything age up. The list goes on.
>Goes to sakuya due le infinite corridor thing
Won't they just tie them at infinite speed?
They gave Wally the edge because speed steal guarantees his infinite will be greater
Dbs hit? Nope, they won't be tied in speed
wtf? why?
Damn, she's fast.
Scholars why are these deranged morons the only one's willing to try and debate against us in the halls right now?
>sailor cuck is posting his creepy fetish fanfiction again
Soldier Boy (Amazon) vs Captain America (MCU)
Restriction: No super blaster for Soldier Boy. No hammer for Cap.
Location: Abandoned shopping mall.
>He's raging at hours old posts out of nowhere again
>They're still trying to force Goku vs Sailor Moon even though the only thing that match had going for it was seeing a little girl beat up a character that's surpassed her
Gokek fans are really desperate for attention aren't they?
90's American anime playground debates
Usagi has better match-ups. The only thing amusing about it is that its Dragon Ball vs Moeshit
Both have better match ups, it's a tired out MU that really needs to be shelved by now.
>It's a tired out MU that really needs to be shelved by now.
>He says as Galactus Vs. Unicron is going to be coming in a week.
Just because one tired out MU is being done doesn't mean they should do ANOTHER one on top of it.
Pretty sure that's been a good chunk of episodes this season.
I'm sure we all had more eloquent and insightful vs discussions at the old playgrounds than in here. Maybe the more zealous and rude people here had no one to discuss it with (no friends) but that's just an armchair psychologist theory
Playground debates boil down to shit like "Batman wins because he's a ninja"
Digits of truth, but those were still more fun since they weren't being constantly clogged up with seethe from people who take fictional media too seriously.
Wiz and Boomstick's speech at the end about power level debating feels reflective of Ben and Chad
Ben's jaded by this shit because he's seen too much and Chad's still in his "Batman wins cause ninja" phase so he still thinks vs debating is fun
Which he does… (except for nightCHAD of course my hero NEVER jobs to furries)
Anon I..
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(The satanic gay troony pedo elite got to him)
Hell yeah
>"Dude, what if Flash and Spider-Man teamed up?"
>Hell yeah
or
>ACTUALLY according to vsbattles wiki and death battle Flash is constantly thinking and moving at 78 bajillions of times FTL and Spider-Man is only going at Mach 73. My mind cannot fathom interplay between the two
Which way, western man?
First one is much cooler.
First one is way cooler than the second.
Hey this whole season a shitton of popular matchups got done so I'm just getting ready for the shitstorm.
Superboy vs Gohan
Depends on the superboy, the one from young justice or PRIME
I assume all continuities of them both.
Well I would probably say superboy prime then dc has a more complex cosmology even though db heroes/xeno gohan is pretty strong (and hes god ssj4 which is pretty cool)
Kon-El. The CHAD one. Not the Prime b***hboy who jobbed to batkek.
EVERYONE (excluding nightCHAD) jobs to batkek anon…
Anon why are you (me) calling out me?
Sometimes we (I) need to take a break from the sameCHADDING, we (I) can't carry a thread forever, even Gods like us (me) need rest.
Bring me CHADruto.
>Planet Level Naruto vs Mountain Level Luffy
Its over, Luffy.
Hey, everyone.
Hope you're enjoying yourselves and being respectful to each other, after all, aren't we here to have fun?
Its always fun when we're around Superman.
It doesn't to get reminded by one of our HEROES every now and then that this is all for the sake of having fun in the end.
>936
DIGITS OF THE SECRET OFTHE UNIVERSE?
Is that Archie Sonic facing both paper Mario and Mario-kun? And what version of Sonic is fighting big cat Mario?
Archie Sonic vs Paper Mario
Super Mario-Kun vs Fleetway/STC Sonic
Giga Cat Mario vs I think a new Sonic Frontiers form, not sure if it has a name yet
I think its called cyber sonic but idk that much about sonic so I might be wrong
Super Sonic Cyber
That's what the new form is called in the internal files of the game
>Tanuki Mario vs Super Sonic
Tanuki Mario could theoretically outlast Super Sonic but there's nothing stopping Super Sonic from just picking him up and throwing him into a death hazard where Mario would instantly die upon reverting back
>Elephant Mario vs Werehog Sonic
Werehog probably wins via some QTE feat
>Paper Mario vs Archie Sonic
IIRC Paper Mario's best feats are overhyped
>Super Show Mario vs AOSTH Sonic
AOSTH Sonic has better toon force hax
>CDI Mario vs Sonic Boom Sonic
Oh come on, the Sonic Boom franchise wasn't entirely shit
The show was solid and the comic ongoing as short-lived was pretty fun
>Illumination Mario vs Paramount Sonic
Chris Pratt emerges from Mario's corpse and assimilates Sonic
>Speedrunner Mario vs SANIC
SANIC was never funny
>SMG4 Mario vs Sonic For Hire Sonic
Never saw SMG4 Mario even as a kid (I'm 24) but SFH Sonic is like barely above peak human
>Fleetway Sonic vs Super-Mario Kun Mario
I think the latter is from a manga with testicle jokes
>DreamCast Sonic vs Super Mario 64 Mario
Question, given how jank the Adventure games are, how fricked would SM64 Mario frick that shit up going by gameplay mechanics?
>Bob Hoskins Mario vs Ugly Sonic
So do we just give Ugly Sonic stuff from the one trailer?
Is that Chip and Dale movie considered canon?
Imagine one for Batman vs Spider-man
>DCAU Bats vs 94 Spidey
>The Batman vs Spectacular Spider-man
>Adam West vs Toku Spidey
>Keaton vs Tobey
>Bale vs Andrew
>Batfleck vs Holland
>Killing Joke vs Night Gwen Stacy Died
>Arkham Bats vs insomniac Spidey
>Batkek vs Captain Universe
>DKR vs earth 70237
>Beyond vs 2099
>Justice Buster vs Black Suit Spidey
>Superfriends Bats vs 60s cartoon Spidey
YES!!!
Wouldn't Batkek fight one of the evil Spideys?
Like Superior or Spider-Carnage (and I'm sure there are other evil Spider-Men out there in shit)
I was thinking of the Darkest Batkek, but that's probably better.
I thought of those two since they're both also combo villains (both of whom also contrast the Joker: Ock and Gobby share Arch-Villain status while Carnage is the crazed anarchy murdered).
>Killing Joke
>Not Death in the Family
>DCeased Batman vs 2149 Spider-man
Who would be the Batman counterpart to the Chad Neversoft Spidey?
NES Batman I guess since idk any other notable Batman game from the same era. Though now I'm thinking Injustice Batman vs MvC Spidey could work for Vidya theming.
Captain Universe should fight God of Knowledge Batman
>God of Knowledge Batman
Huh
https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/character/8857/batman-god-of-knowledge
Albedo vs Injustice Hal and Alien X vs Spectre Hal are kino
No
I like the one where they are just having drinks together 🙂 (the canon one) I bet afterwards Hal goes home to his child bride and Ben goes back to sleeping with his cousin
Would make more sense with Link vs Cloud since they have more than 1 ep
I was gonna say its because Ben vs Hal is simply THAT infamous but yeah Link vs Cloud has potential for one of these pics
There's KH, Advent Children, Theatrhythm, World of Final Fantasy, etc for Cloud and Link is......self-explanatory
This is kinda off topic but I always thought link would win, I mean they are similar in stats (strangth,speed,durability,ect) but link just has better intelligence and equipment like how could the guy lose?
>better intelligence
Solving easy puzzles isn't some super intelligence.
Especially when we have Advent Children fight scenes and the full might of the rather open Materia system behind Cloud.
Remove Ben's halo.
Remove Ben's arm
I like these. I hope one gets made for Thawne and Goku Black.
>DBHeroes GB Vs Dark Multiverse Thawne
>Fused Zamasu Vs Thawne-Possessed Barry
>Hyourinjutsu Goku Black Vs Zoom
>Evil Goku Vs 90’s Reverse Flash
Wouldn't they be flipping each other off or still fighting instead of fist-bumping?
Yeah, and that’s what makes it cool. They’d be spitting at each other while their alternate selves are still kicking each others asses. Frick, I really hope someone does a version of this but for villains.
I just realized Rick vs the Doctor is fricking perfect for this
The Doctor offers a fist bump while Rick flips him off
You could do a fun one with Transformers. Like Optimus Prime vs Superman
>Sunbow vs Superfriends/Super Powers Superman
>Alternity vs Cosmic Armor
>Shattered Glass vs Ultraman
>Bay Prime vs Man of Murder
>The Powermaster Optimus Prime (based on how he looked in the live-action segments of 'Season 5') vs Donner Superman
>Generation 2 Optimus vs Mullet Superman
Oh, and a Toy Superman (maybe that wooden one) vs G1 Optimus Prime Toy.
Ben jobbed in all of those scenarios.
Even the Hal that jumped by Parademons?
ben won every fight btw
REAL
I hope Death Battle can do a MU where Goku and Superman are on the same side against a different opponent for once, it'd be a fun change of pace from the usual Goku vs Superman fight.
I was expecting the two of them to just stop near the end, both battle damaged as frick, and just laugh and hug it out.
Still weird how they actually destroyed the multiverse. Even with Dragon Balls, I doubt that either Goku or Superman would cause that much suffering.
No they never would.
In my CHADcanon the multiverse they were fighting in was an uninhabited one Goku wished up with the Super Dragon Balls so they could unleash their full power without needing to worry about innocent casualties.
In character tbqh.
According to my calc stacking and cosmology scaling Supa Shenron could only make 2 googol universes
Have their calcs reached googols?
Guys.. GODku is under attack by multiple different anime characters! Will he survive?!
>Saitama
It's over.
Does Goku resist mindhax?
Really if they wanted to beat him, it'd be best if Mewtwo just mind rapes him while everyone else keeps him busy
Goku's quite resistant to mind stuff. Which is why Babidi went with Bejita.
Babidi corrupts people through the evil in their hearts.
Goku has long since been established as pure-hearted to the point that shit targetting 'evil' doesn't work on him.
No, WarGreymon is about to kill everyone as he is complex multiversal.
What a coincidence, so is CC Goku
What tier do you guys think Saitama will be at by the time his manga ends? He clearly shows better and better feats with every big bad he has to fight, but the setting can't go on forever.
He FAILED!!
New manga arc this month. Does Beerus finally get BTFO by Frieza?
Goku vs Vegeta 3
CHADffy ends gayku easily with TOON FORCE
The only version of Goku I can think of that Luffy can beat is Kid Goku at the start of Dragon Ball.
Yeah same here, any Goku past that is too much for him to handle.
I want some more mythology match ups.
Cú Chulainn vs King Arthur, Irish vs Briton
King Arthur start a potato famine, GG.
Nah, they will just ROB them like they did with CHADcules (I dont really blame them too much hercules and sun wukong have EXTREMELY complex cosmology and LOTS of lore, sun wukong has giant book, and people have been putting Hercules in myths and stories for THOUSANDS of years) but hercules should scale too high for monkey king (unless nirvana but even then he might win)
I do think it'd be unfair considering that King Arthur has a ton of stories to draw from (Brittonic to French tellings of him, even though it's mostly knights from the French side)
Does King Arthur even have anything particularly impressive outside of being better than other knight at fighting? Outside of the Excalibur sheath.
The only source I have is Le Morte D'Arthur (Basically the general Arthur book), basically he a lot of enchanted magical items. And fought a giant, killed hundreds of men at Badon, and at a young age defeated Sir Pelinore (stated to be the greatest knight)
The book mostly focuses on the other knights after Arthur becomes King
Monkey D Luffy vs Master Roshi.
Honestly og db roshi vs luffy would be good
And to think… he beats EVERYBODY in death battle…
He's nothing without Cthulhu (outside help)
>Jobs to Wendy
Punched in the face by Kyle level
I didn't read your reply.
REMINDER
If they can’t beat God Fusion, it doesn’t count
So, how big are Unicron and Galactus supposed to be?
As big as my dick.
Varies hard given the nature of their mediums
Unicron should be as big as Cybertron which is Saturn sized in the original Marvel comic
Galactus' usual height is listed as 28 feet tall but he's able to grow the size of skyscrapers to that of a sun
I remember there's stuff in the Sunbow Cartoon that point to Cybertron being smaller than Earth.
I recall that
Was trying to give them the biggest heights I knew
They'll just make them equal height in the fight probably
Admittedly, yeah, probably.
Not like Unicron doesn't have a tendency to change size between shots anyway.
>character breaks the 4th wall and beats up their author
>"Oh that's just like DC and Marvel it's just some unestablished inconsistency"
>Peepee man breathes next to pooperman
>"Hmmm yes this is quite high multi-gorillion-versal, im thinking the peepee sweep is kinda real doe ngl tho"
>they think "muh wholesome quirky caricature" beats actual characters with ESTABLISHED CANON based off the FICTION ASCENDANT ARCHETYPE of the UBERMENSCH
LMAO, SHARTtoons are mere Imitations of what CapeGODS can do
Be reminded that it is merely a jest when you are put against tranime, when shit gets serious... No level of ink or brush can save you from MY HERO
It's good to know that MOESHITTERS are considered trash in every thread that matters.
Reminder: Toonforce is a derivative off Speedforce
Reminder: Comics predate Cartoons
Reminder: Only anatomically humanoid CapeGODS are those who display cosmic feats consistently throughout fiction
Reminder: CapeGODS created the concept of Battleboarding and established it as an activity, so by virtue CapeGODS own any arguement
Reminder: ToonForce is addressed in Comics as just another form of Reality Warpping and Magic
>Reminder: ToonForce is addressed in Comics as just another form of Reality Warpping and Magic
This is actually true! Mainly due to DC Comics and Warner Brothers being so tied together that instead of generating countless Looney Tunes and Superman crossovers they let Capes inherit the media of animation
>Instant seething about DC
SameChad i persume?
Kinda kek doe, Gentlemen. post the funny metal-cooler image.
>Capes are the one of the biggest driving forces behind Battleboarding
>Dragon Ball is the Japanese equivalent of capes like Superman
>Dragon Ball is another one of the beings that drives Battleboarding
>Battleboarding is completely dominated by Western and Eastern capes
For a mere TOON to be considered above a CAPE is such a mere jest to scuff at, our continuity is much more RICH and NUANCED then that of what is merely moving drawings, TOONS are merely a byproduct of CapeGODS' motion sequence being carried to ACTION
AYIEEEEEEEEEEEE CAPEGODS I FRICKING KNEEL HOLY SHIT MY KNEES THEY ARE FRICKING BEND(IS)ING AT THE SHEER DIALECTICAL MIGHT OF YOUR ARGUEMENTS HOLY FRAAAAAAAAUCK!!!
13 Colonies vs Britain (NO FOREIGN AID)
Who wins?
OUR HEROES will win this, history showed once again what happens to those filthy yankees
>cardinalitycuck is sperging out
>Ad hominem
>Can only guise thy thesis with PUTRID insults and COMMONERspeak
I win.
I'll let Cinemaphile do it's thing as you are rewarded with only a HINT of information and feed you to the audiences mockery
LAUGH at this anon, for he is merely JESTING
Viet Cong (US/Vietnam War) vs Mujahideen (USSR/Afghan War)
>urban environment
Could go either way honestly.
Shit...that's pretty...Mountain vs Jungle guys in an urban environment.
Frick.
Mujahideen take it. More advanced weapons, more experience hiding in rocky areas + assists from both John Rambo and Venom Snake
>he's seething
>they can only correlate the affairs of the state to thine's thesis
L.
M.
A.
F.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Who art thou to presume viscous babble on ones' stance
We call that IESLB here! that is simply a notion of one's Deranged Illiteracy Dribble Spew, a fine ">IESLB" ought to educate this imbecilic baboon upon inspection on the contents of this scenery
>IESLB
https://godofwar.fandom.com/wiki/King_Hrólf_Kraki
According to Kratoswankers, KING HRÓLF KRAKI scales above many of the gods themselves by merit of being able to twoshot Kratos. Discuss.
when you consider the Persian army that conquered 3 multiverses.
the bandit in the god of war audio novel that stalemated a Valkyrie in combat
the Last Sparian Soldier who tanked hit from Katos and the blade athena (which are capable of cutting titans) and tanked a giant lighting bolt from a Giant Zeus.
and the human npc that can react to heilo's light
I think it's undeniable at this point that the humans in the god of war verse are all multiversal with infinite speed.