Next fight is Galactus (Marvel) vs Unicron (Transformers) on Dec 18.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-unicron.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-galactus.html
Speedy has the intellectual capabilities of a moronic pigeon, much like his good butt-buddy Ultraguy.
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Reminder: Toonforce is a derivative off Speedforce
Reminder: Comics predate Cartoons
Reminder: Only anatomically humanoid CapeGODS are those who display cosmic feats consistently throughout fiction
Reminder: CapeGODS created the concept of Battleboarding and established it as an activity, so by virtue CapeGODS own any arguement
Reminder: ToonForce is addressed in Comics as just another form of Reality Warpping and Magic
counterpoint: Popeye predates DC Comics
Popeye debuted within the medium of Comics, he is but an icon as seen by the public
And we all know how easily fooled those unenlightened masses can be
countercounterpoint: the Baron Munchausen predates comics
Munchausen!? by carl jung's archetypes what is that supposed to mean!?
Hieroglyphics predate all 3
>forgetting Petroglyphs
pictograms "solo"
As proposed by the sub-sequentially humbling of the previous thread through the notion of anon
contents of text:
>Capes are the one of the biggest driving forces behind Battleboarding
>Dragon Ball is the Japanese equivalent of capes like Superman
>Dragon Ball is another one of the beings that drives Battleboarding
>Battleboarding is completely dominated by Western and Eastern capes
This further perpetuates my proclaimed notion:
For a mere TOON to be considered above a CAPE is such a mere jest to scuff at, our continuity is much more RICH and NUANCED then that of what is merely moving drawings, TOONS are merely a byproduct of CapeGODS' motion sequence being carried to ACTION
These should be the unspoken axioms of /dbg/, have at thee!
oh my outerverses! i hath also forgotten to mention, the numeric value of this anon's digits correspond to the dubs of truth, as a further solidification of this statement
Alright bros.
13 Colonies vs Britain (NO FOREIGN, that includes the Native American Tribes)
Without the French and Spanish and everyone else distracting the British, they probably crush the 13 Colonies.
LOL. The one that had multiple companies armed to the teeth sailing around the world at the time.
Replace the death battle logo with the Deadliest Warrior logo and it would fit right in that shitshow
Nah, they'd have done something dumb like Redcoats vs Cowboys
I remember the George Washington vs Napoleon one. It would been a lot more better if it was a George vs Napoleon fight, just two men duking it out. Even though Washington would choke slam Napoleon into the ground
I wish DB would do the occasional team/army fight like when Deadliest Warrior did Mafia vs Yakuza, Green Berets vs Spetsnaz, or IRA vs Taliban. They could do Eggman's Bots vs Bower's Army, Borg Cube vs Death Star, Xenomorph vs Necromorphs etc.
I've always been a fan of Cobra vs Hydra.
Who wins that anyway?
Nick Fury since he did some long game plan to take secret control of both factions.
secret Warriors was fun
That Secret Warriors run is actually the timr Nick Fury was on top because right after he got replaced by his illegitimate black son. I have never seen a characters get shelfed harder the Fury has especially someone as improtant as him
And then they'll probably come back like 3 months anyway. Both of them are hard to keep down.
Blame MCU synergy. They really wanted their Nick Fury to look like Sam L. Jackson.
Nick Fury doing a 60 year plan that allowed him to get full control of Hydra was one of the dumbest and greatest things the character has done. Shame Marvel ass raped him
>Eggman wins
>Xenomorphs stomp
>Borg ROFLstomp
wins
Nah, Bowser himself is the MVP of his army and he has Super/Hyper Sonic tier amps
We're talking about only their Armies tho
Yes and he's part of it. He ain't a lazy b***h like Eggman he throws hands the most of all of them.
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Not DB, but they'd get the same conclusion
>Borgified Death Star
I bet it's shots insta-assimilate worlds instead of blowing them up.
Idk much about star trek but I woudl agree if there weren’t any sith of the death star (vader or sidious would probably stomp)
Deadliest warrior was cooler imo because they used real people and groups 🙂 it would be kinda cool if db took their place
Enter
>flees
Cartman victim
Can he beat Makima?
With prep time cartman can, random encounter probably not.
ENTER KING HRÓLF KRAKI, a man who surpasses the previous God of War!
am i expected to believe an undead human can give kratos a reasonable fight and that kratos can bench press a trillion galaxies and move at infinite speed?
Gokubros!?
17 x 18 is hot and canon (im Toriyama btw)
Who should Sol Badguy fight
Dante, one day
We need a Final Fantasy Protag/Villain BR, but with 16 characters, that's a lot, so I'm asking what would be a good way to break it down.
I'm thinking 4 figths with 4 characters each and then the four winners face each other.
It's complicated
If we do it by protagonists then Noctis and Lightning gape everyone else
Perhaps we should do villains
I think their lack of wacky status effects kinda hurts them.
Butz probably wins thanks versatility and being one of the few guys that are multiversal if we're not giving everyone cross scaling
Exdeath is not multiversal
Hyperversal?
XIV Warrior of Light/Darkness wins
>Faced pretty much all the other big final fantasy bosses and would inevitably get the moron wank associated with it
>Can canonically summon allies
>Mastered all classes and can switch them on the fly
Sorry Anon but Meteion provides a hard cap on current 14 WoL.
If she genuinely was stronger than all previous FF bosses she would have just wiped out the universe.
Meteion was too depressed. They'll just scale WoD to Omega and Ultima's shit which is also canon
power ranking is
Top tier:Noctis=Lightning=John XIV=John XI
Mid tier: everyone else
Low tier: Vaan
Vaanbros.... we don't even fricking exist...
12 was just too busy trying to be a political soap opera than a high fantasy.
Shouldnt Clive be up there too?
we will see after dlc2
Two BR's
Classic FF protags (FF1-6)
NuFF pprotags (7-16, excluding 11 and 14)
Then the winners can fight. Same with the main villains.
when you consider the Persian army that conquered 3 multiverses.
the bandit in the god of war audio novel that stalemated a Valkyrie in combat
the Last Sparian Soldier who tanked hit from Katos and the blade athena (which are capable of cutting titans) and tanked a giant lighting bolt from a Giant Zeus.
and the human npc that can react to heilo's light
I think it's undeniable at this point that the humans in the god of war verse are all multiversal with infinite speed. how else can you explain them surviving in world filled with multiverse level forest trolls, multiverse level river monsters ,multiverse level demon bears, etc
Ah but can they compete with DC humans, who can canonically fistfight multiverse-destroying human-martian hybrids?
Kratos gays when their bullshit is called out. "b-but Superman"
It's funny how they have to resort to nitpicking the strongest characters with the most amount of presence in the threads when they're called out.
just another proof of the oligarchy that runs battleboarding
the creative-nothing reigns supreme once again, reality is a spook!
Kratos meeting Michael would be something.
>when you consider the Persian army that conquered 3 multiverses.
Also I definitely forgot this part, QRD? Pretty sure they didn't even conquer a single continent.
If we're going by historical basis of Cyrus' Persian Empire. The Persians did conquer Egypt, meaning that the Egyptian gods bent down to the Persia. Then if you're gunna consider Anatolia, then they subjugated the Hittite Gods. Again, God of War's timeline is eh, considering Kratos fought the Persians in Chains of Olympus
Oh yeah kek, the Norse arc's retcon that the entire surface of the Earth is a bunch of pocket dimensions. Doesn't that also drastically downscale the Protogenoi's feats if they "merely" created the land of Greece, logically? So sure, technically the Persians took over a multiverse. But a very small, weak one.
This would also imply that if we're still on by historical basis, the Abrahamic would consume all other gods in the future. But then I again, I did hear in one theory that Kratos was supposed to be one of the Three Magis going to see Jesus Christ.
It's not a theory, it was confirmed
Well in all fairness, Ragnarok does confirm there is SOMETHING outside of all the realities Odin perceives as an infinite mass of light. Guess what God is described in some more esoteric traditions like Kabbalahism? That's right! An infinite mass of light!
So you see, the wank IS out there somewhere. It's just not found among any of the gods. At least, not until we get Kratos fistfighting Jesus.
Isn't the popular consensus is that Kratos' ashen skin would disappear when he meets Christ? Although, I do want to see Kratos fight the beasts in Revelations
Considering how off all our initial impression of the Aesir were between 4 and Ragnarok, I'll reserve judgement on Jesus until I see him pop his 2nd stage transformation and pull that burning sword out of his tongue before assessing his feats
What about the Old Testament? I don't much of people talking about Kratos' journey when the timeline gets to the Abrahamic part of history.
I do think Kratos and Job would be kindred spirits
Kratos and Jobe linked up! need or keep it?
each of those "pocket dimensions" are infinite in size. The Greek One alone had several realms that were confirmed infinite, including Hades
>She didn't even use the gun devil against Denji
…because it got killed…by Denji…after it got turned into a Fiend of Aki…by Makima…hours prior.
>She had to use prep time to get all of them to surround Chainsaw Man
She literally, and I do mean literally, summons them after Denji fends off the Hybrids. They appear from nowhere after Makima gets sliced and diced. Saying that they’re outside help when they’re explicitly part of her arsenal is just foolish.
I agree anon but Kratos is still multiversal
Meant for
>They just come out of nowhere
Clearly they were hiding as part of Makima's plan
>The gun devil
So she doesn't have access to devils that died? That rules out the hell devil then. It's like giving Itachi all of the members of the Akatsuki because he rolls with them occasionally. Makima at best has access to the members and not the devils otherwise she would have dodged denji's final attack with the future devil.
>Clearly they were hiding
That’s moronic. Yes, I know you were joking, and it is still moronic.
>So she doesn't have access to devils that died
No…? Dude have you read CSM? Because I’m not about to explain entry level stuff.
>Makima at best has access to the members and not the devils
There is literally a page right before Makima damages the Gun Devil enough for it to go fiend mode that blatantly states what Devils she currently has access to and can use. One of those Devils is the Future Devil. She can use both the Devils and the Members, both are part of her arsenal.
>uhm why no dodge doe???
Because she was busy thinking about shoving Pochita up her pussy and looking into the future is something that the user has to activate manually.
>Head canon
I accept your concession.
Nothing I said was headcanon or false. You want the manga chapters and pages? Cause I can very easily supply them to you if it means you’ll stop “acting” like a moron.
>It can't be a ambush! Makima can magically summon people.
Okay doofus. You can stop your trolling. Makima at best has had to call members of her org to come help her barring Spider Devil. She is never seen using the future devil or hell devil or anything else you wankers like to claim she has.
Alright. Please explain how Makima gathered a large group of people to a random spot in the city in a few seconds immediately after getting turned into lunch meat near the stratosphere.
>She is never seen using the future devil
Again, there is just an outright page that says she uses the ability of the Future Devil as part of her big attack. I didn’t even mention the Hell Devil because it’s irrelevant to the conversation. This isn’t a joke anymore, unironically read the manga if you’re going to be this much of a brainlet.
>Ignoring how Makima prepped the whole encounter with Chainsaw man
>How she even showed Denji an entire hallway full of members waiting to greet him.
Okay bud.
>Fight takes place at PSA HQ
>Right where Makima lives
>"They've all been waiting."
At best, you can make the argument that Makima has a mental link to all of them which is why they're there.
Dude, that was the start of the fight, and Pochita fricked off from there almost immediately. Do you think that entire battle with the Hybrids took place in the Hunters backyard?
Makima was literally waiting for him when he came back. Clearly, she was enough to do so. You're forgetting that Makima isn't human.
Oh you mean this scan. Where Makima clearly had to use prep time and had already admitted she planned the whole encounter. Again, not applicable for a random encounter.
>SHE DOESN’T USE THE FUTURE DEVIL
>Okay she does but…IT’S NOT COMBAT APPLICABLE!!!
Really? You’re fighting against an argument that I never made. I simply said that she has access to the Future Devils ability. You showed the scan that states she has access to the Future Devils ability.
Oh so she knew that Pochita was going to show up in this random, innocuous spot in the city and got her goons ready? Is that how she managed to gather a large number of people in the time it took for her to come down from the sky and reform?
>Scan states she has access
Um sweety, she had access to aki who had a contract with the future devil. Not what you're implying. You may now stop wanking this jobber of a villain.
She had Aki’s corpse. Aki’s corpse gave her the Future Devils power. Makima had the Future Devils power. That is what I’ve been saying this entire time. She has access to the Future Devil, plain and simple.
You completely evaded my question. You said that the fight took place at the HQ. That’s false. The fight started there, and Pochita left the area ASAP. He was not hanging around the HQ after he “killed” the Hybrids, unless you want to argue that the DDR machine can somehow be traced back to that specific location.
>Aki will be with Makima at the start of the fight
Outside help. The best you're getting is him just rushing across Japan to help Makima.
What she controls is part of her arsenal. It’s Pokémon rules. That’s how she works. I’m still waiting for you to explain how she managed to set up an ambush in a random part of the city btw. Also this entire argument is redundant since she summons Zombie from thin air.
>Pokemon rules
She does not carry the corpse of Aki with her. Stop being disingenuous anon. If Gojo had a similar thing going on, that would be outside help too.
Well now you’re just contradicting yourself, because if she doesn’t carry corpses around, how did she get Akane and Kurose to the beach without anyone seeing them? Because the only way for them to get there would be if she summoned them, so which is it?
Prep time homie.
>>each of those "pocket dimensions" are infinite in size. The Greek One alone had several realms that were confirmed infinite, including Hades
Infinite size Scandinavia confirmed. Persian army traveled and conquered 3 infinite size regions on their wooden boats confirmed.
wtf does cory even mean by this? if you can walk across a certain geographical border and reach another "dimension" then the concept of dimensions is useless, ain't it? that other dimension would necessarily have to be as big as the geography of the land being crossed into but no more
Seems pretty straightforward. The other realms/dimensions simply arent that big.
of course, it's just a little contrived, y'know what i mean? like using extension cords to charge your phone. you can charge other things but you don't. GoW could do things with the concept of geographical dimensions but doesn't, it may as well not be there. for all intents and purposes it is not there
I imagine its based on the myth of a given area. The nine realms are literally just the size of Scadenavia and if you just "kept walking" in any of em, you'd eventually hit the scadenavia border and end up in the same next geographical location regardless of which realm you were in
>Lore states that the dimensions are endless in size
>It was stated Kratos killing Odin would threaten all of the realms
Hmmmm
you know when i went to new zealand as a kid our tour guide described the rolling hills as endless
Outright lie. Even the art book says Asgard is not endless.
scans for where they said the dimensions are endless in size? hmmm
>QRD?
Persian army from GoW chains of Olympus has magic and monsters from Persian mythology, Arabic Mythology, and European mythology. according to vsbw and g1 blog each mythology is it's own multiverse that needs a unity stone to travel too or you'd be erased. And yet the Persian army pull this off 4 times apparently.
the best part about this is you know for a fact they're not going to address how this is even possible with their cosmology fan theory. much like with Kratos sailing to the Egyptian pantheon in the fallen god comic it's just another canon event we're just have to ignore it.
their cosmology was not created to explain how events are possible it was created to jack off Kratos.
I wonder what goes through their minds to just lie like this. We have at least 3 instances of people travelling between mythological lands in canon, none of which needed this "Unity Stone".
I can't really blame them Kratos power scalers unironically believe this garbage.
Kratos sailing to the Egyptian pantheon is treated as a non-canon in spite of coming from an official comic.
and the Persian army example is usually completely ignored. they can't dismiss it as non-canon as the events of that game are directly referenced multiple times in Gow 2 and Gow 3 and since there is no explanation that makes sense with their cosmology. They just straight up will not acknowledge it no matter how many times you bring it up. it's like being terminally in denial.
Damn, Mithras...is STRONG
The only lore that matters or has ever mattered is that for vague reasons fire, hope and valor are the strongest things ever.
Kind of like Mortal Kombat.
Holy FRICK, the Prince of Persia is strong!
>>the Last Sparian Soldier who tanked hit from Katos and the blade athena (which are capable of cutting titans) and tanked a giant lighting bolt from a Giant Zeus.
Nobody ever downplays Superman when people survive hits from him.
Because Superman is someone who shows restraint, Original Trilogy Kratos was not.
Or maybe kratos is just slightly above peak human
If Ultraguy guy is here I want to say don't let Otto get to you. Also, you're a troon loving cuck and the research you did for GvS was dogshit much like yourself. the sad part is you're such a homosexual that you let a another homosexual like Otto assblast you. Like fricking really, who let's that tripgay make them seethe that hard? You should be fricking embarrassed to live and you need to take speedy with you.
Sincerely, Anon
The revelation that the tripgay does, in fact, live rent free in the mind of at least one Death Battle researcher was a highlight of the last thread.
This shit just proves that Ultraguy is not only a bigger cuck then Otto but actually proves he lurks here meaning that homosexual who started seething when people pointing out how moronic it was tharlt he used the Forger feat was him.
Otto defeated Ultra without even fighting.
I just want to know how Ultraguy holds "Otto believes Biden is a CCP plant" and "Otto loves the CCP" at the same time in his mind. Ultraguy is giving off real NPC energy.
The root of both toons and capes is Hugo Hercules, who is both a toon and a cape.
I hate Ultracuck. But I hate Tripgay even more.
Why? Otto's never done anything like Ultraguy.
It's not good to hate yourself Ultra, though it is justified.
>remembered a discussion of Doc vs S10 Winners and Rick vs S10 Losers
How would the Doctor do against Superman?
How would Rick do against Goku?
What could either of them do against Galactus or Unicron?
Do Ultraguy and Speedy actually get paid by death battle or do they do it for free?
toons? Mxy level
>implying Myx is none but a sub-kryptonian fodder
preposterous
Mr.mxy did 9/11 confirmed
Who does better research, Death Battle or Deadliest Warrior?
Consistency is Fictional and i will prove it by making a cosmology module of something that surpasses the tiering system
How about this Death Battle?
Irish vs Briton
To be honest, Arthur's better matchup is Fionn mac Cumhaill. Leaders of legendary bands of warriors, dead dad and brought up in secrecy by foster parents, wife abandons him for one of his warriors, said to be sleeping until they will wake again in their land's hour of need as the "king sleeping in the mountain". If Cu has to fight an Arthurian figure, it's probably better he fight fellow berserker and champion Lancelot.
David Bowie is the strongest character in fiction
look into the production of "Life on Mars" or matter of fact, the entirety of hunky dory
i believe his entire existence and biography document a man ascending past the bounds of fiction and reality
I hath ascended fiction, sold this world and moved on
I now must eternalize this in a form of fiction, I demand battleboarders to reckon this
>Jobs to reality
Weaker than Mxy
>>Jobs to reality
he lives in my heart, therfore he transcends reality
Are you trying to imply a little person lives inside your heart? You might have a serious medical issue.
battle boredem being a medium
i am the madness of duality, till we meet again DIALSman and Monkey Prince
So, do you think they'll use Sparking! Zero for the future 3D Dragon Ball Battles? (Even if we honestly don't have that many left).
Does Yujiro ACTUALLY solo the entire real US army?
People actually debate this.
kind of
I mean detached from the Manga, with no limits on the military sans the obvious nuclear solution
Obama himself said Yujiro has the power of a nuclear explosion, but he could be exaggerating easily
Doubt it, young Yujiro stopped an earthquake with just a punch. He once got so pissed he made an energies building start shaking. He didn't even do anything. Just his anger made the building shake.
I unironically and unabashedly seethe at the thought of Itagaki making Baki's grandpa capable of taking on an entire US Navy Destroyer (plus crew), but it's his manga so he gets to put in whatever Nip-wank he wants and I kinda respect him for it.
Baki manga can get really weird
Not in the sense that he beat up/killed every soldier, but yes in the sense that the total sum of their efforts by 'Nam all the way to the modern day couldn't take him out on the battlefield
No but that's what I'm asking, if he could legit stely defeat every soldier, tear down every tank, plane, and ship and survive every bombardment the US army could throw, minus nukes.
*Legitimately
I don't think he could take out supersonic jets with nothing but his strength but he could infiltrate bases and destroy them from within like he did in Nam. He could definitely take out everything else, the much weaker Gaia and his squad mates destroyed a bunch of tanks, jeeps and other military hardware to send a message. The man in charge of that base said they could destroy as many tanks as they wanted, kill as many soliders as they wanted, and there's very little their army could do about it. If Gaia is the earth then Yujiro is a celestial sphere
You have to be 18 to post on Cinemaphile
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why was it even deleted???? did he make a typo??
yes
They did that with GvS2 and people hated that, they made them nice to each other in the new one and every comment is " like how friendly they are". Is this just how the new zoomer fanbase is they just eat up shit they are given
No, they hated the condescending “no limits” thing. Personally I loved the lobotomy. Stone cold move like putting down a dog. Nobody’s attending an MMA fight to see them hug. We want broken bodies
Does the current DB fanbase even argue about their "research" anymore? I feel like even the most moronic shit gets a pass
Nevermind, I just looked at a few of their current vids comments and no people just accept what's shown
>GvS was good because they were nice to each other in the fight
What is wrong with zoomers that something that simple makes them it up shit?
Man, nobody watched Mike Tyson fight just to see him be friends. We watched because we wanted to see another man destroyed not loved. It’s a fight.
Kenshiro vs Yujiro
Who will win
Kenshiro easily. North Star Fist would most likely have one shot and Ken is way to fast for Yujiro. Yujiro could hypothetically copy it and he does have the ability to see people pressure points and organs. Kenshiro can also just become intangible. So Yujiro is just kinda fricked. Yujiro could for sure do some serious damage to Ken if he lands a blow though. Yujiro being able to stop tectonic plates from shifting is crazy.
Kenny. Yujiro would likely no sell and copy HSK but I dont think he can replicate Musou Tensei due to its nature and how he is
If fricking Raoh could do it then so could Yujiro if he still remembers Emi. It's a matter of how quicklly Ken could put him down beforehand. I don't think Yujiro could just no sell HSK either but he could resist some of it. His musces are dense enough that Ken might not go all the way into his pressure points like vs Raoh, and his constitution is strong enough to not get blown up like Ken and Raoh resisted it, and it just bloated their arms
I should have been clearer. I meant he would tank it enough to copy it and then go from there. He wouldnt get one hit popped
Kenshiro kinda solos the baki verse.
This is the Tento Kōgai Shō (天斗皇垓掌 Heaven Dipper Imperial Hundred Quintillion Palm)
In the Fist of the North Star universe, there are characters slower than Kenshiro who can throw 100 quintillion punches in a second. This kind of combat speed could be similar to what comic book Thor would have if Death Battle's speed calculations weren't fanfiction that didn't apply to the comics
christ
Kenshiro can kick a 200kg man 25 meters away, punch 50 times in 3 seconds with techinques and only block small arms fire when flexing his muscles. Stat wise Yujiro is probably much stronger than Ken, who gets pierced by crossbow bolts and for whom Jagi's shotgun was a valid enough threat that he had to disable it
In terms of durability and striking power maybe but in all other category Kenshiro got him beat hard. plus he got no counter Muso tensei so it's kinda a stomp.
It depends on whether you believe Yujiro could put Ken down before he does Muso Tensei. I find it unlikely, but not impossible. Speed wise, a jobber from the Maximum Tournament, who lost to Jack Hanma, could throw IIRC 20 attacks per second with a kenpo technique, which rounds out to 60 per 3 seconds. I believe Yujiro would be marginally faster than Ken in striking, at least his rate of striking. The actual speed of those punches might be a different story, since Yujiro's idea of a really fast kick is 300 kilometers per hour, Baki's wienerroach dash is around 270 km/h IIRC
reminder This is the Tento Kōgai Shō (天斗皇垓掌 Heaven Dipper Imperial Hundred Quintillion Palm)
In the Fist of the North Star universe, there are characters slower than Kenshiro who can throw 100 quintillion punches in a second.
That's the name of the technique (also doesn't state time). It doesn't mean he throws 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 palm strikes per second while Ken can only do 50 per 3
if you threw out 100,quintillion punches at a rate 50 punches per 3 seconds that would take about
190,258,751,903 years
And? IIRC he later threw 180, but it was a fireball made up of those 180 punches by the looks of it. Later he was throwing individual strikes and Mr Quntillion couldn't dodge them.
Kenshiro (when he’s enlightened) is boundless
Kenshiro actually solos dbz but dont tell them that (we dont want them crying anymore than they already do)
>hiding behind FotNS
You're pathetic, Kratostard.
Why is Sukuna so much more pipular than capeshit?
>pipular
Sukuna is popular because he's the strongest. ASA.
>pipular
My HEROES
Thor's dreams look crazy
They sure look crazy
Facts
I want to watch her get BRUTALLY maledom by nightCHAD
Watching the dumb bimbo get her ass beat is one of the only things good with modern comics tbh (shes a CAHDwing victim)
this death battle needs to happen.
least delusional jojo fanboy
Canon
The digits prove it, gayon ball fans cope
>Rewatching the season to catch all the Easter Eggs for Galactus v Unicron
>Get to Gojo v Makima
Damn. This episode is... pretty bad if you're not a Gojogay desperate for a W after all the Ls he'd taken in the anime and manga. Even ignoring how the matchup itself makes no real sense beyond 'it's a meme lol', it's a pretty shoddy analysis overall.
For how much the DB crew claimed to love JJK and CSM, they sure got LOADS of incredibly basic shit wrong about both.
>Got Gojo's Blue wrong
>Got Makima's contract wrong. Twice. After SHOWING the explanation for it.
>Compared Makima's millions of human shields to the Doll Devil's Hivemind
>Compared Cosmo's Halloween (The entire knowledge of the universe) to Domain Expansion (2.5 years worth of information per second)
>Compared Gojo to Denji and how Makima would treat Gojo as someone she'd need to 'prove' herself to. Ignoring ALL of the context for why Makima saw Pochita as superior
>Said Gojo's brain refresh would just keep Makima from controlling him for long (that's not how it works at all)
>Barely mentioned the Spider Devil and ignore how it's a completely valid way for Makima to escape Domain
>Ignored Makima's future sight
>Had Gojo pull HP instantly after DE even though DE drains a sorcerer's innate techniques
>Didn't even bother explaining how Domains worked and treated them as alternate dimensions (they are not)
>Ignored half of Makima's arsenal, gave her devils she never even used, and had her act OOC.
>The whole episode danced around Manga spoilers for homosexuals who only watch anime
>The fight was just them spamming shit at each other with no strategy or wit
>DB's cope is just, "Well, we HAD to make some sacrifices for the sake of the fight. Otherwise they wouldn't have been able to even hurt each other!"
Then... why even DO the fight if you had to ignore so much shit for it to 'work' in the first place? Were Gojo v Urahara/Kakashi/Accelerator/Mob/Tatsumaki or Makima v Bubblegum THAT hard?
It's a meme based on crossover shipping between two characters that only superficially look nice together and would actually hate each other personality-wise, were you actually expecting accurate characterization or analysis?
And still is likely to be the most watched episode of the season just because JJK is mainstream right now.
The more I watch it the lower that episode gets in my list, it feels like "Gojo Vs Makima made for people who don't know Gojo or Makima"
THE FRICKING DIGITS!!!
The most egregious part is them comparing Gojo to Pochita and equating Hanami’s WILL DRAINING FLOWERS to CONTROL, the only thing that’s worse then that is just showing literal misinformation by getting the contract wrong. I can’t even begin to explain how absolutely moronic these claims are because it’d be like explaining why the sky is blue: it’s basic shit that anyone who does a meager amount of reading would be knowledgeable on. DJ, Swan, if you’re here, you’re both grifting morons who don’t deserve to call yourselves fans of anything if you can’t even get information so goddamn basic correct. This episode unironically pisses me off the most and it’s not even because of the result, it’s because a duo of brainlets who’ve never read CSM or JJK before were this incompetent with a series that I’m fond of, and a series that I like.
*than that
My rage nearly made my grammar worse.
Gojo would no diff makima.
>>This episode unironically pisses me off the most and it’s not even because of the result
Read, anon. Read! Not everything is about who wins, sometimes it’s about doing your job correctly to properly represent the characters and franchises you’re using.
I don’t know why some JJK fans are complacent enough to be fine with Gojo being compared to a Devil who Makima effectively wanted to be a wild, brainless animal.
I know. Gojo still no diffs makima.
Gojo is just powergayging FOTM
STACEYma would put a collar on him and peg him until his butthole gapes (she bypasses infnity)
Angel…
While I do believe that Gojo typically wins, and I also believe that they flubbed the research on both sides-
Gojo has a mangina after getting the dicking he got from Sukuna, and Makima is below even the literal dogs of CSM. Gojo is not a man, and Makima is not a woman. This fight was between a man made into a woman and a woman who’s a b***h.
STACEYma uses the troony devil on gayjo and makes him her pet
I knew she wasnt going to win, no way, Gojo fans desperate for a W vs most hated character in manga in the latest years? yeah no.
But.....why they make her rush with a Katana man....why....
They even admit that bang would bypass infnity, she beats him in every category better strength, speed, intelligence, better hax, more hax, better cosmology, she has multiple lives and can bypass his only defence (infinity), she literally has a better version of his domain (gojos strongest move), how tf did CHADjo beat STACEYma?
How did he do it? He is a man and she is a woman. All women are below men. All women exist to job to a man.
>b-but
Women should be seen and not heard.
Gojo is a woman anon…
>troonheadcanon
This is why no women.
>headcanon
Not my fault Gojo got plowed by Sukuna and Makima was proven to be lesser than a dog.
Gojo gets chained and forced to watch as STACEYma fricks CHADnji (jjKEK can compete with CHADsaw man)
More
Character desperate for a W vs Most hated character, thats it.
Id rather wait for Zenith animation, Makima use Prinz to escape UV in that thing, so atleast i knew they are going to use her kit thant whatever the frick they did with her in DB.
>research team is actually visiting these threads
KEKAROOOOOO!! That reminds me when we were discussing how Jiren vs MM would be a better matchup and suddenly that one anon appeared out of nowhere and started defending Surfer. Could it be?
It was 100% a research team member trying to defend the shitty booking
>"Goku, where are the Dragon Ball?"
He stored them up his ass
Kenshiro can fight with guys who punch at the speed of light
and what is this from
a prequel manga of Hokuto no Ken
the title, man
Kinyoku no Garuda
seems legit. but it seems like he's the only light speeder and not with every attack. the friction is the attack so speed of light might be a boast
You know what? I just realized something I disliked about Goku Vs Superman 3.
Where was the Super Breath? That's one of his most iconic moves, come on.
GVS 3 did a piss poor job of really showing off their updated move set. where is mui Goku's shadow clone or Susanoo? where the hakai? Goku can immobilize other people with telekinesis now was that used?
GVS 1 did a way better job of showcasing off these character abilites
Yeah, the only new thing Superman does is Super Flare, but it didn't even look that cool.
I don't think he even did that.
He did, that's why he sundipped at the end.
No he did it to counter Ultra Instinct using an attack with a wider AOE to prevent dodging
Oh that big heat vision whip was it?
No, the explosion.
>Yeah, the only new thing Superman does is Super Flare, but it didn't even look that cool.
Both Goku and Superman have Susanoo. why no susanoo
are there any sprites/models out there?
They used Goku’s Susanoo for the final clash. I think the Superman Susanoo just happened way too late for them to actually implement it into the fight.
The Susanku they used is just a scaled up, edited version of the Goku model. You don’t need a new model for it.
Yeah the doesn't explain the absence of all of Goku other new techniques or lack of any real strategy on Goku's part.
Hey I was just explaining why Superman’s stand didn’t show up.
Characters this season that beat Gojo
>No diff tier
Discord
Bill cypher
Raven
Phoenix
Frieza
Megatron
The doctor
Silver Surfer
Martian manhunter
Courage
Scooby
Son Goku
Clark Kent
Galactus
Unicron
>Low diff tier
Ant man (can possibly tank UV because scientist supreme brain, also ants lack CE so he can just kill Gojo with ants inside his domain)
Stitch (super brain tanks UV and just kills Gojo inside his domain)
Rick Sanchez (could possibly tank UV for a moment and the portal gun can bypass Limitless easily)
Vader (force ends the battle almost instantly and defends him against UV)
Cole (exploits Gojo's weakness to brain damage and energy drain , has a massive speed and toughness advantage. UV's effects would likely not work on him, or at least it would take too much time before it does)
>Mid diff tier
Obito (kamui bypasses limitless and Gojo can't do shit against Rikudo)
Dovahkiin (soul frickery alone kills Gojo, but he has like 10 other ways to do it)
Chosen Undead (Outclasses Gojo in almost all aspects, and even if he lacks ways around his Hax eventually Gojo would succumb from exhaustion)
>High diff tier
Alex Mercer (sorcerers are weak against viruses, while Gojo has the power to kill him Alex has a key counter to his DE in the from of his advanced way to absorb info. The battle could go either way but Alex has the endurance advantage)
Characters this season Gojo beats
>High diff tier
Makima
>Mid diff tier
Rocket Raccoon (guns can decimate Gojo inside his domain but otherwise can't bypass Limitless)
>Low diff tier
Misaka Mikoto (would surprise Gojo with speed, but can't hurt him)
Killua (same as Misaka but worse)
Atom (I don't think he can survive UV or bypass Limitless)
Dimitri (unless he can cast magic directly inside his opponents he lacks any way to hurt Gojo, let alone survive his attacks)
>No diff tier
Guts (can't really do anything against Gojo)
I can't believe they wanked makima to hell and back when she has to call members of her squad for backup if she wants to use their devils. Insanity.
By the end of the series she controls all those people and can force them to use their contracts to her benefit.
Technically Gojo doesn't have infinite cursed energy, other sorcerers like Yuta and Sukuna have more raw pools of CE than him, but thanks to his eyes his use of CE is extremely small and efficient to the point he naturally recovers more than what he consumes using his techniques.
But CE itself isn't physical energy, Gojo's CE output can diminish if his body or brain are under too much strain, so while he could keep attacking and maintaining limitless for as long as we wants his human body still would need to drink, sleep, and eat.
RCT heals using "sacred/positive energy" and honestly we don't know what's the deal with that but so far it appears to be spiritual energy just like Cursed Energy.
>Gojo? Sounds like a new strain of mushroom
B-bejita.. is that YOU?
>By end of series
Still outside help. She had to use prep time to get all of them to surround Chainsaw Man when he was off fighting the Hell Devil. She can't just summon them willy nilly. She didn't even use the gun devil against Denji or even the hell devil later in the graveyard.
We have seen Makima summon people out of nowhere and she has complete control over them. And while I agree she shouldn't be able to use gun devil hell devil is a different case, she didn't use it in the graveyard because it serves no purpose why would she use it?
>So she doesn't have access to devils that died?
It is explicitly shown she has access to dead devils and humans/hybrids. Zombie devil and Quanxi being the most notorious examples as we see these two die and afterwards they still serve Makima. It is likely she can force them to be alive, or maybe since they are corpses she has complete control over them, there's also the possibility of her just using devil regeneration to keep them alive (Denji has been killed and resurrected by just drinking blood)
Either way Makima does have access to the powers of fallen devils and humans.
>otherwise she would have dodged denji's final attack with the future devil.
One thing about Future is that even if he shows you the future you may not be able to do anything to change it, so even if Makima saw that is likely the vision came too late for her to do something about it.
The hell devil is something makima has never shown to have control over. She didn't even chain it or the darkness devil. The only devils she can use is through chains with her members of the PSA. The zombie devil is the only exception to this
That's a good point. I think she had control over the members of the Makima assassination squad (the guys that performed the ritual to summon hell devil) but these people where NPCs and I might be confused, other than that she should be able to perform the same ritual forcing other people to commit suicide (although this is a huge stretch)
She can use all the contacts of the people she controls, hell it isn't that much of a stretch thinking Makima can use Fox devil considering half of public safety had a contract with her...
A ambush doesn't imply her abilities rely on prep time or outside help, most of the people she controlled by the end of the series were corpses that couldn't resist her Domination ability.
At that point Aki is a corpse, and we already saw her summoning his body.
Being honest with you, a reasonable headcanon is that zombie devil stored the bodies of the fallen within it. By summoning zombie devil, she can chain all of the dead members of the PSA and use their contracts. That's better than just summoning them out of nowhere.
gayjo would have his head blow off by STACEYma
>Alex mercer
I don't know if gojo's constant use of rct and infinity would prevent him from needing to eat or drink. It's supposed to give him infinite energy.
Gut use Gutforce and win
All facts (except that gojo jobs HARD to Makima)
galactus culo
>Galactus uses culo to consume your planet
How do you respond without sounding mad
what an butthole!
"I guess life was a comedy over a tragedy after all."
Galactus preview
summary
Galactus looks like a vibrator and he's frick-you powerful, so much so that he's beyond the descriptive power of the word "strong." He can teleport galaxies, manipulate souls, control matter, control gods, and even standing near him passively warps your perception of reality.
Eh, they just talk about the Power Cosmic.
>WTF is Galactus
A man with the trappings of a god who fears he will never be able to give back to the universe what he has taken.
>Galactus looks like a vibrator XD
>Mahval Babay!
>My pupper Jack Spaniels
>Necronomicon XD
Please Death Battle stop writing jokes.
low hanging fruit. i wonder what gaffes they'll make with unicron
Orson Welles Fat/Big Ego jokes
Best part is Six Shots' non reaction.
woaaaah
Through for me for me Fat Galvartron is the funnier part.
Through it's still not New Soundwave or Fortress Maximus cumming himself.
the Devil's Due Unicron with a brain that is actually the GoBots version of Unicron
wasn't galactus an allegory for crappy editors?
He can move GALAXIES around?
Majestros-tier parlour tricks.
majestic would SHIT HIS PANTS if he saw that
The dude's role in the cosmic plan is to consume planets and then blow himself up at the end of time to create the next universe. When he's fully fed he's frick-you powerful.
>another Evil Dead reference
Ash has got to get an episode someday
Ash should fight Jack Burton.
Q vs The Toymaker is a great matchup
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeathBattleMatchups/comments/18f48i9/q_vs_the_toymaker_star_trek_vs_doctor_who/
I feel like Q should fight the Doctor himself.
I feel like The Toymaker fits better mostly because both can bend reality to their will
Huh. It kind of works.
Nah, Toymaker and Q serve similar gadfly roles but also the same reality warping "let's play a game" personality. I think it works better than Q vs Who, it could be an even more bombastic Discord vs Bill.
Q isn't a bad pick, but I feel like Trelane is a better pick for a guy with Toymaker's personality.
I'm scared Orson Welles is too outside their reference pool.
>I'm scared Orson Welles is too outside their reference pool.
Every Youtuber of the 2000s to 2010s are failed filmmakers/animators. They took a college course on film making and watched Citizen Kane before failing to make it so they made a silly little Online Series.
>Every Youtuber of the 2000s to 2010s are failed filmmakers/animators.
So who would win Cobra vs Hydra, and if we can't have that, who would be the best representitive for Hydra to fight Cobra Commander?
Cobra Commander fights Red Skull, of course.
V.E.N.O.M. is part of Cobra, so Cobra scales to them. Cobra wins.
>Ramjet's on par with Vector prime
>Viron nemesis prime had the dead matrix
>Grand Scourge from Superlink was Unicron's certified matrix hunter
Why did he just get schizophrenia?
Galvatron's shizophrenia was due to Rodimus throwing all the way to that asteroid and spending so long in the plasma there (I think it was plasma) that his brain circuits fried.
I AM NOT CRAZY!!!! YOU'RE THE CRAZY ONE!!!!!
Now, now, take your pills.
>The time when Galvatron tried to murder the sweep because they said that they needed Energon
https://.youtube.com/watch?v=HvWnF1Iggfc&pp=ygURR2xhdmF0cm8gaW5zYW5pdHk%3D
Season 3 had a lot of problems (chief among them being mostly AKOM episodes), but crazy Galvatron was fun.
Well sisters?
Both jon to NightCHAD so who cares?
*job
>Rape victim
Lol.
He only gets raped by women so its ok (SHARTku gets raped by supermans pet dog and CRAPtos was greek so that says it all)
Goku solos supergay and his family
They want the Goku money.
He has no other MUs
He has a handful, its just he loses most if not all of em.
I dunno, they already had a very lowballed Beerus destroy Galaxia.
I dunno about the other guys, but I wouldn't be surprised that unless Goku fights another comic book character they'll have him lose.
He very likely loses to Seiya, gets stomped by Archie Sonic, and gets raped by myth wank Wukong and maybe even Lego Wukong. Main one he might have a shot at is Moon and even then isnt she waaaaaaaaay beyond Galaxia by the end with loads of hax?
He gapes Seiya
I dunno, they buffed Heroes for his fight with Supes. He might lose, but it could be closer than Trunks vs Silver was.
Considering how much they buffed even regular DBS in that episode, I wouldn't be surprised if they had him win those other fights too (outside of Wukong maybe).
i remember all my hispanic cousins saying seiya beats goku but that was before super. i imagine death battle goku would be stronger than a casual's view of goku though. the way i understand it, seiya is a relatively linear verse in that it doesn't power creep eight sextillion times per arc like dragon ball (the kefla and jiren fights alone had like 12 power ups) so i don't think death battle could give them bajillions calcs
To destroy a ship, Aquarius Camus shoot a laser to the sky, the laser reached a random star in the sky, bounced back and hit the ship. Seiya still takes dbs goku.
Nahh seiya is busted with a more complex verse and better hax than goku (goku fans would have to lowball)
>stomped by seiya
Verse is too complex for db and he has better hax
SameBITCH...
What makes you say that?
Goku kills Seiya with a single punch. Cope if you must.
He very likely stomps Seiya, stomps Archie Sonic, and obliterates myth wank Wukong and even Lego Wukong. He even stomps Moon.
only if you composite
Big Three triple threat with Goku as the special guest referee
Sun Wukong
Mori Jin.
El Hermano
Sailor Moon or the Composite Ryu MU
Usagi is for Seiya
they're an american webshow so there's no money in that one IMO. if they diversified and had a "batalla muerte" or whatever the frick side channel that's all in spanish then sure
I like seiya but he shouldn’t fight goku (the SHATku tards will be screaming about him jobing to seiya forever even though he gets beat in every category)
Come on, there's gotta be a category where Seiya doesn't lose
Don’t worry, Seiya beats him by a wide margin when it comes to how many Latinx fans the two have.
Yeah, all of them (including penis size)
W-What? Toriyama made this? Well, Seiya would never job to a laser
Toriyama said base Goku solos Saint Seiya (the verse)
Pegasus Seiya
>Kid Goku VS MK from Lego Monkey Kid
>Saint Seiya
>Sailor Moon
Sun Wukong for his 0-4
Jin mori for his 0 - 5
Archie Sonic for his 0 -6
and GVS 4 for his 0- 7
Oh god, they're going to turn Goku into the show's Charlie Z.
>Batman out of nowhere
OttoBITCH....
What does Charlie Z have to do with Batman?
Both are jobbers.
They only job to nightCHAD (everybody jobs to nightCHAD)
>rapedwing
fodder
CHADwing? Beyond scaling (solos you verse cry about it)
... In his dreams. In reality, he's wall level rape bait.
>fights Goku wins
Yes, and?
Dont forget sailor STACEY 0-8
1-7
Sailor alpha stacies mog all the jobbers posted here
GokuLORDS.......they need us!!
How I look at migrants when I’m walking in the street
If you want him to win then Composite Ryu and mayyybe Sailor Moon. He gets mogged in his other MUs
Sonic
They've been debunked three times now and they still crawl back to slurp at GODku's nutsack.
>solos COMPyu
>solos Mori
>solos Sonic
>solos Wukong
GODkuGODS......
>gets stomped by popeye the sailor
SHARTku sisters….
Popeye the Sailor MOON
Kid Goku vs Pre Timeskip Luffy
Naruto is a complete shitstomp for Luffy. Hell Pre TS Luffy Unironically is a 50/50 against Rasenshuriken Naruto.
Give Pre TS Luffy a real fight.
Current Luffy loses to Start of Z Goku
I said Kid Goku. IE the one before Kami's training.
>Sailor Moon vs Goku
>Goku vs Seiya
>Goku vs Jin Mori
>Composite Goku vs Composite Ryu
>Goku vs Sun Wukong
>Goku vs Sonic (Archie or Game)
>Goku (Super) vs Goku (GT)
>Goku vs Shaggy
>Goku vs Spongebob
It's gonna be one of these.
Goku vs Saitama
>dies to COMPyu
>dies to Mori
>dies to Sonic
>dies to Wukong
KEKkuKEKS......
So do you think they realized they genuinely fricked up this time and have pushed out a large portion of their viewer base? What, they want to give Goku a pity win against someone else? No homosexuals you've lied three goddamn times now. Sleep in the shit pile you made.
>lied
Yeah, they made that fight WAY too close superCHAD stomps HARD
Kek, is this the Kratosgay?
does the average/casual fan think kratos can destroy galaxies? it's sooo far removed from the direct experience you get by playing the games
How many complex multiverses does Superman destroy in his comics?
How many Universes does Goku shatter when fighting in DBS?
How many small planets does Invincible break when fighting (getting his ass kicked)?
You lot are the toddlers of power scale.
Trans cope
>How many complex multiverses does Superman destroy in his comics?
everytime Kratos get's called out "SUPERMAN!!!"
Why is name always in ya'll mouths?
The issue is people are asking him to be compared to Asura, who DOES have concrete feats without scaling.
>b-but Superman
Prime did it when he decked the Source Wall.
>b-but Goku
Made the entire Chasm of Time collapse in his third form.
>b-but Invincible
Did it to Viltrum AND pushed a large moon into a planet.
B? OOOOOOOOOOOOM. Get the FRICK out of here Kratard. How many city level feats does Kratos have again? Zero? That’s what I thought.
And the best part? gaytos does NON OF THAT (he gets victimized by Jon kent and his loving wife Pan)
No. Just a loud battleboarding minority that try to wank GoW to literary myth stuff and refuse to acknowledge all official stuff saying Kratos and his setting arent that ludicrous
>No you can't wank THAT character
>you can only wank MY characters.
>no argument
Every time.
oh kratobro i'm glad you're here do you have an explanation for this?
I know you're in the right I just need you to convince them.
Duh
The thing is those other characfers tend to have creator wank somewhere. Kratos suffers the problem of his dev, lore, and content all consistently debunking fan wank directly. Its like a worse version of Demonbane debunking.
Its partly why I want him to find Doomguy who is literally Anti Kratos when it comes to the wankjob. Where Santa Monica goes "no homie its just a continent calm down.", id Software goes "frick yeah Doomguy is multiversal!" and proceeds to shove all that powergay shit into the collectible game lore, art books, commentary and all that shit.
Fight*
this is why Doomguy vs Kratos needs to happen. show those Kratos wanker how it feels to have a character that is completely inferior in terms of actually onscreen feats with ton of anti-feats beat their character purely thanks to lore.
Kratos has and axe and no armor, Doom guy has a gun and armor….. even a normie knows this isn’t a good matchup
Yes (ALL CHARACTERS JOB TO CHADWING)
>Talk with casual friend about how strong Kratos
>Thinks he's about building level because of direct showings in God of War
>Brings up the bear
Hahahaha. It's completely opposite to battleboarding.
Remind him that he was able to fight and kill someone whose head gave off a light that lit up an infinite space (the underworld) and that he was able to tag and kill someone who can dodge said light beams (Hermes)
That “light” is real its a metaphor and this “hermes” is slight Above athlete level in speed, CRAPtos is wall level cope (he cant open a chest)
They need to hurry up and just remake the Spawn vs. Kratos fight to humble Kratosgays again. No man of miracles power needed.
There is another match up..
DBScholars have walked away from that lying shit show that couldn't do a correct power scale if their lives depended on it and they're biased as frick.
See Batman v Iron Man.
>implying we care about capeshit
you're no scholar, you're just a moeshitter trying to impersonate us
What was that Bejita? I can't hear you over the sound of Bulma getting dicked down by Thor.
>instant cuck fantasies
Why are capeshitters like this?
>Bejita typing away at his favourite korean basket weaving forum
>in the next room Bulma is getting dicked down by CHADrunks
How can SHARTjita tards cope?
>cuck fantasies
Leave
Im Toriyama and this is canon
Yup, frick fantasizers getting the boot is canon.
BASED BATCHAD STOMPS ALUMINUM gay CONFIRMED BY DIGITS
Craving monkey penis
Composite SF Ryu please
Is that the goofy puzzles and dragons multiverse scaled one
Kid goku vs the westboro baptist church
Are those guys even still around?
Bejita is part of them
>phoneposter is an anti-Goku b***h
KEKAROOOO!!
>All phoneposters are alpha males
Whats your point?
so what are john seiya's feats
GvS3 came out a week ago and is sitting at 2.4 million views. Is this good or bad?
Gojo vs Makima was at 1.8-1.9 million after a week.
What's the like/dislike ratio?
You do have an extension that shows dislikes right?
not him but i do. not sure how accurate this is though
Insanely good
DB piggies eating the slop oink oink oink
How good was OmniLander after a week?
I'm really disappointed that the episode did as well as it did. Can't say I'm surprised though.
>desperate enough to do Goku vs Superman 3 AND Galactus vs Unicron in the same season
Kyle vs Simon confirmed for S12. They’re retiring soon, so they’re probably gonna dump all the most popular MUs on us as fast as possible before they take the money and run.
>Swan has to pick between light vs columbo or a Kyle W
>Death battle already hard deconfirmed light vs columbo from ever happening.
Your own words btw
>hard deconfirmed
as if
Happened on a fireside chat.
>"uhhh yeah we'll totally never do Goku vs Superman again"
>Meme fight is the same as one of the most popular fights ever in nerdom.
Sorry troon, but you lost.
rent free
R-rent free
Lol
Why are you stuttering, b***h?
.....no
Explain, b***h
>admits to being troon
Mmhmm
Where precisely
Remember when people said that Light Vs Columbo was going to be the finale after everyone told them that it was deconfirmed for the foreseeable future? Remember when they got proven wrong? I remember. When that fight doesn’t happen next season, I’m NTRing you with your shitty waifu.
>trying to shove in his cuck fetish
>Death battle already hard deconfirmed light vs columbo from ever happening.
Just like how they hard-confirmed GVS3 never happening again in GVS2? You know how these liberal showrunners are. If they say something, they’ll do the complete opposite solely to “subvert expectations”.
That’s not really an equivalent. Guts STILL kicks Kirito’s ass IRL; anyone can, since he’s literally just some Japanese twink with no real powers. Kirito doesn’t really work in a battle format against anyone besides other people inside computers like Neo or Haseo.
>Guts STILL kicks Kirito’s ass IRL
That's like saying you can beat a Speed Force-less Wally. Like, yeah, sure, but nobody will count that.
But Speed Force users can still interact with non-SF users. Meanwhile, if Kirito puts on his Nervgear, assuming Guts even knows what the frick VR or videogames are, all he has to do is say “nah”, and stay in the real world, and thus Kirito can’t do shit to him. Either Kirito leaves VR to die to Guts IRL, or he stays in VR until Guts eventually doxxes him and kills him in his bed.
I never said Kirumbo had to come first. Swank can let Kyle job to Simon (les be honest, he doesn’t care about Kyle THAT much), if it means he buys his shitty fanfic episode later.
Also, Kotoka will stomp on your balls while sucking mine, and we’ll both like it.
gut use gutforce and get fake
Doesn't matter, they'll just have Guts be in SAO somehow.
If a character's ability to fight depends on being in a specific world, then everyone assumes they fight somewhere where they can use their abilities.
They're not gonna do, I dunno, Joker vs The Punisher and just have Frank pop open Joker's head with a sniper rifle shot while he's on his way to school.
Okay but that fight sounds like kino
Imagine the personatards that think DB validates things seething as their hero jobs to Frank
Oh. I thought you meant Joker as in DC Joker, and I was thinking, “Why would the Joker go to school?”
I mean, I can think of SEVERAL reasons
Wasn't his first Adam West episode about him corrupting a school with machines that give out money and test answers?
Admittedly, it would be a bit funny yes.
And to think… Joker was the good guy ALL ALONG (batgay is paid off by the system)
DC Joker vs The Punisher because it really changes depending on how close the two fight.
If the fight starts in close quarters, then Jokester has a chance to keep Frank occupied until he hits him with the Electric Joybuzzer/Acid Gag Flower/Joker Toxin and if that doesn't kill Frank, it will probably incapacitate him long enough for Joker to stab him in the jagular or shoot him in the face.
If they start at range, then Frank probably just fills him with lead before Mistah J can do anything.
Mistah J has a telescoping revolver he can make pinpoint long-range shots with. But he could also take the GTA:O approach and just spam his rocket launcher at Frank if tries to be a sissy like that.
It's gonna take a long time to draw, while Frank usually at least has some guns at arms reach.
I'm pretty sure Frank has used rocket launchers before, so that's not really an advantage unless Joker has some special rocket launcher.
>long time to draw
He does make a dramatic show of pulling it out of his pants in the Batman movie, but any other time it's in his hand as comedic timing demands.
>special rocket launcher
Custom made launcher and rockets, including heat-seeking and joker gas variants, as well as 'gag' rockets and exploding pies.
I'm not a Punisher expert, but wouldn't be surprised if he had heat seeking missiles of his own. The pies are basically grenades.
The Joker Toxin however is tricky, especially if they are in some kind of closed environment since if Joker can fill enough of the room with it, Frank is fricked (unless he comes prepared with a Gas Mask).
Joker Venom goes through the skin, unfortunately. Same reason gas masks became useless in modern chemical warfare after we invented nerve agents. Frank would win in a shoot-out though, that's not something Joker regularly does since obviously Batman doesn't use guns and Frank has like every firearm on earth in his duffel bag
I'm certain I remember Joker once firing a pie that grew in size and left the Dynamic Duo fighting to remove themselves from the pie as Joker escaped.
I think that was one of the death traps in the Adam West series.
Might be too non-standart then.
Through it would be cool to see Frank try to escape from one of those death traps.
He might have used it in the comics as well. A lot of early Adam West episodes were adapted from the comics.
Uh, tell him he has nothing to fear about me taking over his community. I have no interest in being part of a community that harbors diaper fur pedos.
And to think CRAPtos would lose to CHADoker…
Kirito shook the universe with 20% of his power anon…
>Kyle vs Simon
>On the tier of Goku vs Superman or Galactus vs Unicron
It's a fight like Guts vs Kirito, where people only want it to see one character shit on another and it's losing popularity because people are realising the result they want is not gonna happen.
True, Kylebros fled after realizing Simon's drill will GAPE the heavens
>thinking high tier capeshit will lose to anything but high tier capeshit on DB
Yeah kirito beats guts and its kinda sad
>seething after getting called out by GODku GODS
>Saves JJK
>this kid is multiversal w/ infinite speed, according to VSBW
What’s a good MU for him?
Joe
>Join the bloodline little homie, we yo real family, yo mama was a light skinned samoan
why do samoans talk like black people?
>Because WE THE ONES
Reed Richard's son, I forgot his name
Franklin
His son? Johnny b.goode
Hes a Gotenks victim
>Starscream had a fight
>Optimus had a fight
>Megatron had a fight
>Unicron is getting a fight
Who could Bumblebee fight?
Metabee
….Lightning mcqueen….
>gutsforce
gutforce was asleep that day
understand
Hoping FE get more Ws in the future
What if Guts fights a different FE each season
Dunno where, they're pretty low tier on RPG terms.
Maybe if they use something like Dynasty Warriors/Samurai Warriors.
Edelgard vs Demon King Nobunaga from Onimusha tho
Fire Emblem vs Shining Force. What matchups we got?
Don't look at me I touched SF for like, 1 hour.
Max vs Marth?
>not getting Vic Romano and Kenny Blakenship to host Death Battle
>not having Juri and Koto are play by play commentators
>Not having Space Ghost narrate the whole thing
Why do you watch this trash?
I don’t know who any of these people are outside of Juri, and that’s just because I want her to reverse beat my wiener with her breasts.
Let me guess, you're thinking of the capcom foot girl from Street Fighter, aren't you?
Yes, I am indeed thinking about the superior Juri.
>b-but
Can your Juri give me a titjob while I’m laying down and she’s standing up? Didn’t think so.
and to think… kuwabara beats kratos…
Kenny Blakenship and Vic Romano.
Why do vsbwgays spam kratos here? It’s not going to accomplish anything.
They got mindbroken after losing to the coyoteforce
This image mindbroke them.
Damn, infinite speed warriors travel like this????
Sometimes? If you read The Sandman, it's part of the necessary rules of entering specific realms to interact with specific entities. But GoW isn't The Sandman, so idk.
Damn.. Superman walks around and doesn't fly so fast he breaks the universe?
Flash doesn't run so fast he travels backwards or forwards in time all the time?
Wow.
Guess they just can't do it then.
Why the double standards?
It's not a double standard when we never actually see Kratos move "so fast he breaks the universe" or "run so fast he travels backwards or forwards in time ". You're unreasonably extrapolating based on a skewed reading of material that is contradicted by pretty much everything we see Kratos do.
Infinity+ FTL wolves
If he ever farts does mimir just have to deal with it? Or does he just never fart? (CRAPtos fans cant cope)
Why did Kratos break your mind?
sameBITCH....
Forest level feats at display
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Bearssisters....
Give me an original Match up and a track name and I might do something...
Look at this
Cute art/edit, but the fight got announced like a week ago. I doubt they’re even past the deciding who’d win state.
Guts vs Homelander
Who should Rick fight for his next win
Jesus christ of nazareth (I want to see rick repeant and be saved from damnation)
Joker vs Joker
Who will win
Joker's mind has been sharpened by living in a society. His Palace is going to take so long he's going to be able to use the Clownforce to track Joker and have him killed IRL.
How do the ballot submissions work? Like, what gets a match picked and put up for votes?
The researchers pick it. Which is why we got shit like grovyle vs lucina and that b***h vs fleetway sonic
what a shame
okay but what are seiya's feats
Okay, fine. At the start of Seiya's series, in the first chapter, the foundation of the power system of the series is introduced: Cosmo. Generally described as "causing your internal cosmos to explode", this is generally the ki equivalent of the series. It has a specific and particular focus on shattering the atoms of a target, which is generally why it's given a pass when asked to prove destructive scale using collateral damage. Seiya's first real use creates a crater about the size of a small room. The entire series is focused in precise destruction, and the method is generally accepted to bypass most forms of durability.
The series uses Cosmo to handwave all the physics-defying bullshit. At the start, Seiya is in the bronze rank, which generally tops out at mach 1 in terms of speed and generally otherwise street level. Silver generally gets to mach 5, and gold sees a massive jump to the speed of light. Seiya is generally much stronger than any given goldie. His actual destructive strength is hard to actually track, given the series' focus on precise destruction, and the series' tendency for maybe purple prose including claims of certain attacks outputting "the force of an exploding galaxy" being sort of hard to verify. But, Seiya is generally faster than light and able to frick up most opponents that rely on their atoms being intact.
so basically
he moves fast and punches your atoms
That's the bare minimum of it. Exactly how fast and how much focused destruction he can do is a matter of debate. The general call I've seen is some really big number FTL, and some decently big number of universes. I don't really agree, but those are the ballpark numbers they're likely to use if they use Seiya.
I see
thanks anon
No offense but that kinda lowball thats just what they do consistently, they can move through the hyper dimension which has many galaxies (at LEAST mftl) and Virgo has created and destroyed infinite universe while fighting (Seiya is above Virgo) hades can use telekineses to move the whole solar system in a different dimension (arguably outer but I dont have the scans rn) at a lowball Seiya is ftl and galaxy-uni and gets to low outer to MAYBE boundless with highball scaling (pic related is virgo Shaka and Shijima creating and destroying universes)
Anon, I'm gonna be honest, I trust the other guy's judgment more than yours.
>zoomer malding because his inferior waifu got called out
is Seiya a featless fraud?
S-Seiyabros....?
Seiya has travelled across hades’s hyper dimension in a short amount of time which contained thousands of galaxies, he also scales above virgo shaka who when fighting another virgo created and destroyed and infnite amount of universes (it was also stated in like a databook or something that it transcended dimensions so you could say virgo is outer) seiya also has better feats but Idc about saying them cause this is getting long (pic related is hyper dimension)
>outer
Leave
I'm in Ultra's discord and I can confirm he's obsessed with Otto. He's afraid that if Trump wins the election Otto will spike in popularity and take his position in the community.
Leave Kratos to us.
It's the other way around. Men are biologically build to serve and protect women, their brains are wired to serve, to please.
Men belong to women.
... is what I would say if I were a mentally ill ESL feminist.
>the most iconic female shonen villain
>main power is telling men what to do
>other power is making deals with stronger, more powerful men so she can get away with crimes
What did they mean by this
It means that Fujimoto has a fetish for dominant women losing. Just look at Yoru.
Is Makima really the most Iconic Shounen female villain?
Also her powers are literally controlling others, and force them into giving their powers to her.
>Is Makima really the most Iconic Shounen female villain?
It's really not a high bar.
I'd say Android 18 might be more popular but she isn't a villain for most of her appearances.
Kaguya. Even if she is a shitty retcon to job out Madara
I'm fat as frick. Maybe I'll eat another 2 pizzas tonight.
>Vegeta? Wonder Woman victim
>Goku Sailor moon victim
>Superman? Wanda victim
>Gojo? Yukari Victim
>Yujiro? She hulk victim
>Sukuna? Tsunade victim
>Thor? Replaced by a woman in his own comics
>Deku? Kamala victim
>Iron man? Replaced by a woman
>Ben 10? Zatanna victim
>Broly? Sailor Mars victim
>Kratos? Victimized by everyone above
>Alucard? Makima victim
>Batman? Harley victim (there's even a game about this)
>Joker? A homosexual
>Hal Jordan? A pedo
>Mob? Tatsumaki victim
Masculinity? Defeated, victimized, and dominated by feminity. And you have NO ARGUMENTS AGAINST THIS.
Feel free to cry about it.
>Iron Man is so strong, no female can defeat him
No wonder he beat Bat b***h.
Marston, you're supposed to be dead, what are you doing here?
Every last one of those men? Beats the respective woman. Cry about it, femdomsissy.
>Steve?
>pixelated by Terrarian
Not gonna lie, this anon seems absolutely based. Patrician taste. He probably is a Sailor Moon enjoyer and worships Rei Hino, aka. Sailor Mars as the most alpha woman and supreme goddess of all anime
Nah, he's a cringeworthy moron, like all Sailor Moon fans. Mars is my b***h btw, I breed her on the daily.
NOO THE D-DIGITS!! Nooooooo
Digits start counting from the right
SameKEK...
Digits confirm
Jehuty vs Unit 01
Who wins
You think Ultra wants to be the next target of the OPs?
He should be.
We'll give it a whirl. New thread, move when needed:
I just watched the Gojo vs Makima battle, im confused, since when Gojo can use Domain and Hollow Purple at the same time? i tought that was impossible to do?