Next fight is Galactus (Marvel) vs Unicron (Transformers) on Dec 18.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-unicron.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-galactus.html
Galactus Preview:
Fight Trailer:
https://streamable.com/zo9neb
Matthew "ultraguy" Jones has a waifu pillow of Proto Man, which is in dire condition from carnal overuse.
Better one
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/God_of_War_Explanation_Page
So now that we know Kratos actually is a low complex multiversal character, who should he fight? Not that I trust Death Battle to do him justice as they nerfed him hard and wanked Spawn.
Spawn most of the time is barely street level, you can tell they never read his comics.
Kratos is neither multiversal nor low complex
How can you wank him and dismiss his depth like that
Doomslayer
SHUT UP ALREADY GOD DAMN YOU IT'S BEEN KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS FOR THE LAST TEN THREADS GET SOME NEW FRICKING MATERIAL
>Ten
Try Every thread since GvS came out.
People just can't deal with the fact it's a highly requested MU and somehow thinks b***hing to *Us* about it will solve this problem
Kratosgays are THAT upset that Toonbros cucked em again huh?
Should have him beat Diana to make the feminists mad
>Spawn
Invincible fodder.
he isn't tho.
>my twitter screen cap totally disproves that thread I didn't read
Wow you sure got me anon.
sorry was your stupid vsbw page who source links lead to moronic Vsbw users harassing the Devs with extremely leading questions on twitter suppose to prove somethings?
i checked the link to your page that this was sources? She only mention that she believe i don't really recall anything in the games or official material that confirms this.
I loved how she phrased that when I first read it, and I love it more now. She didn't say it "came into existence" or anything like that. She said "time because a measurement in the GOW world when Cronos was born." It's delightfully ambiguous. Do you know that we can trace historical timekeeping practices back to over 5,000 years ago?
Probably, yeah. I wouldn't want to try turning into a planet against somebody who eats them.
I love the g1 blog they gave Kratos the win. but they low-key debunked themselves. They pointed out how literally every statement about the hades the sky and the Greek world being infinite can easily all just be a figure of speech. but they still scaled him to it out of pity.
so 0 justification for low complex multiversal Kratos unless you do an Amelia Bedelia take every statement that very easily just be a figure speech completely literally.
I give them points for being more self-aware than the chumps from vsbw.
The more fun thing to notice is that their biggest durability feat for Kratos, the one that puts him over Asura, is predicated on the idea that they should be saying "the suns" instead of "the sun." An explosion that cannot damage the sun/moon is, by definition, not one large enough to annihilate billions of light years worth of material.
Vsbw user: "nice story perhaps they are outerversal?"
dev: ummm sure..
Vsbw: confirmed.
>anti Kratosgays ignore this
As usual. Let them go back to jerking off over Superman and Goku.
I can say that the two statements about Yggdrasil's size making it low complex multiversal are incorrect. The first one, that it's infinite in size, is a quote from the novel about its environment being like a branch stretching out to infinity, which doesn't quite mean the same thing (it's confirming that it's very big without precisely establishing its size). The second one, that it's manifesting the realm between realms, appears to be a reading error. I'll post the source they used with the relevant part underlined. I'm not going to comment on the Greek stuff because I haven't played those games in ages.
It's really weird how all the conversation with Kratos comes down to people talking past one another. There's a big VSBattles page filled with sources and examples, why not start discussing things there instead of pointing to antifeats?
>I can say that the two statements about Yggdrasil's size making it low complex multiversal are incorrect. The first one, that it's infinite in size, is a quote from the novel about its environment being like a branch stretching out to infinity, which doesn't quite mean the same thing (it's confirming that it's very big without precisely establishing its size). The second one, that it's manifesting the realm between realms, appears to be a reading error. I'll post the source they used with the relevant part underlined. I'm not going to comment on the Greek stuff because I haven't played those games in ages.
not sure even thing. the only two statement about world tree being infinite are incorrect and dev straight said it wasn't
To be entirely fair, my interpretation and Bruno's are the same. We're not sure, but I could see Yggdrasil being infinite. It's a big tree.
he didn't say he wasn't sure. He said didn't believe it was. and given how only two other sources are kinda bogus as they were obviously misinterpreted . there really is no justification for a low complex multiverse rating.
>There's a big VSBattles page filled with sources and examples, why not start discussing things there instead of pointing to antifeats?
Because VSBW straight shuts down any discussion involving Kratos. You literally cannot talk about him being weaker than what they have him at.
Wondy rapes Kratos
Kratos plows her
... In his dreams. Wondy outclasses Kratos even in his super wanked state
>planet level woman
>outclassing WANKtos
UMMMM.. No he isn't. Because that upsets me and hurts my headcanon. Kratos can frick my wife though.
Bejitabro btw
this is actually how real a low complex multiversal character cut down a tree.
>A tree that had significance to him and his wife
yes of course you would want to work up to tearing down a momento. Unless you're a heartless fiend.
This. It's the moment that he's fulfilling her wishes after her death, that he realizes he wasn't ready for her to go, that the weight of taking care of Atreus without her settles in. It's also narratively important because it removes the protection around their house and allows Baldr to find them. It's a lot of narrative weight to carry, even for him.
Complex multiversal tree, duh.
JJBA road roller? Small country level - was able to endure TWO x1500 mftl stand-users throwing out Beirut explosion-tier punches for a time.
The Sun? Omniversal
I'll take him on.
>Gohan vs the hulk is actually more thematic than broly vs hulk
>Casuals still wanted broly vs hulk more than gvh.
Is popularity or thematic appeal better when deciding a match?
Mr. Incredible victim
>now
Hasn't it been like that for a while? Like back when the Dante and Omniman ones were all fricked up too?
Why does Kratos being strong trigger so many moids?
Dog
Sleds
>Why does Kratos being strong trigger so many moids?
Remember DMC getting fraud checked at vsbattleswiki?
I think it was mostly Kratosgays' influence telling the mods to check again the sources of DMC's wank, which has flooded Youtube and that site for 2 years. Kratos's power level raised as the Spardas went down once DMC's forged lore got removed.
Kratosgays, who have brainwashed themselves into thinking that he's super broken (when he's not even above planetary), are trying to influence Death Battle's opinion. By wanking super hard Kratos with lore that isn't even in the games or official books but rather half-assed statements from interviews (that never mention the words universes, dimensions above 4D, and multiverse), Kratosgays want to make sure that he beats Asura. By also getting DMC fraud checked, they are making sure that Kratos wins the 2nd most teased MU in Death Battle that he has.
I don't really give a shit either way, but your extremely moronic posting style immediately makes me think you're wrong.
Yeah well he still loses to the advanced space steroid augment abuser.
Kratos solos the entire Z-Warriors (Android Saga)
>Nobody has successfully refuted this
Wooooowwww vsbw really dabbing on us DBsissies.
Me when I bring up Billcord flaws and everyone tells me I'm problematic for calling it calling it rigged instead of saying why my reasons are wrong
Eh, I don’t think that Bill should’ve won the way that he did, but I also think that he could’ve very easily tricked Dicksword into giving him his powers, either in exchange for pink horse or by faking him out with WMG.
Oh uh, forgot to get rid of my name. Sorry about that, I’m not TN anon.
KEK exposed as a ponygay.
But my argument is for Bill?
>Given that only happened in a non hostile scenario when he was having a personal hangup
But scenarios like that are where Bill shines. He’s an emotional and mental manipulator, it’s part of his schtick. Using Dim Suns love for the horse would be pretty in character and effective.
>Especially considering Discord canonically knows his whole schtick.
Yeah and canonically Bill is actually Loki, the god of tricks or whatever. I don’t think either of those factors matter as much as you think when you consider that most beings would fold if you used their loved ones against them, even if they knew their opponents shtick.
Anon I thought you said you weren't thumbnail anon. This is awfully suspicious.
Okay so basically
>Put on TN Anon name to show
no I don’t think ths is same person because he says that he have no promises on the 12 day of Christmas in the first post while the other post said he would do it. that anyone can use a name
>Forget “Thumbnail Anon” is in the name field when posting
>Fix up the confusion by getting rid of the name for my subsequent posts starting with
It’s convoluted I know.
Or it's justTN anon being a schizo like every other anon here. Occam's razor.
>Occam's razor.
That's a nice argument, but it's never backed up without a source
Hence why Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance has a fedora tipping plot
Case CLOSED
Yes. I am you, and you are me. This is all a dream. MY dream btw.
BTW, I'm lswan62 posting from my computer in Thailand. Those brothels are nice even though the girls look to be very underage....anyways got to go. Bye
The situation is them out for blood. Bill isn't going to trick him in that situation
Given that only happened in a non hostile scenario when he was having a personal hangup I doubt Bill would be able to trick him. Especially considering Discord canonically knows his whole schtick.
I don't buy Bill being able to trick Discord. They way that they trick people are entire different. Bill is more the snake in your ear, trying to tempt you with your own wants and desires while Discord preys more on your own flaws and weakness. He also uses a lot of misdirection as well. There's really nothing Bill has to offer Discord that he can't make himself.
Feed him Dante Devilmaycry
Justice for Baeonetta
NOOOO YOU CAN'T WANK KRATOS LIKE THAT! YOU CAN ONLY WANK APPROVED CHARACTERS!
Holy collective seethe Batman. What is it about Kratos that breaks so many minds?
The horrible wank.
>But other characters get wanked too-
Those characters annoy me too.
See
I hate wanked Sora too. Shit's ridiculous.
It's the fact that he's a BASED CHAD. Who rapes, and breeds women and is wise. Most people don't like chad straight protagonists that's why it crushes them that GODTOS is so strong.
>i win because my favorite is a gigachad and yours is a soijak
this is beggining to ascend past battleboarding and become battleBOREDOME
>So much seething about kratos
>Meanwhile
>I boot up my old PS2 to play kingdom hearts
>Sora is consistently depicted as building level and as having human reflexes at best
>Would job to scar without the keyblade
>Come back here
>Sora is getting wanked to hell and back
>Muh 11 d sora
The hypocrisy is insane to see.
To be fair KH2 has the Sephiroth block feat which is pretty good, although I agree overall
It's okay when it's Japanese.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Sora_(Kingdom_Hearts)
Never played Kingdom Hearts.
He's like mountain level at best
Did whoever wrote that actually play the game
You can see the 'argument' there but it means nothing to me as I said, never played em
But KH is like a single universe, maybe 2 now
How can he be "infinite multiversal"
>comparable to people who can create alternate worlds, is capable of outflying the pull of black holes, and outmuscles the guy wielding the power to reset reality
>mountain level
Wut.
There are at least three different realms, and the realm of light has Worlds that are universal in size. Stitch’s world is a universe.
Can I use this type of argument for Kratos being stronger than country level because he's goose stepping around killing gods who overthrew the titans who overthrew the primordials who ya know created the universe?
I mean, I guess? I don’t care, and I’m sure as hell not stopping you. I’m just stating both what happens in game and the general story in KH.
to people who can create alternate worlds, is capable of outflying the pull of black holes, and outmuscles the guy wielding the power to reset reality
Yes. Because if he was more than Mountain Level, he would oneshot most of the monsters he fights.
>Monsters can not have durability, BECAUSE THEY CAN'T OKAY!
Are you claiming every last Shadow is anything above maybe mountain level
>Monsters can not have durability, BECAUSE THEY CAN'T OKAY!
There are monsters he can oneshot. But most of the monsters he fights are quite clearly not mountain level seeing as they be hurt from characters like Aladdin.
Stop linking vsshitki, their scaling is ass and everyone knows it.
Apparently Death Battle also scales him up like that so its a moot point. I'll also link whatever the frick I feel like linking, deal with it b***h.
>I'll also spread blatant disingenuous misinformation
As expected of a VSBW user.
>I can't debunk it so stop linking it
As expected of a DBtroony. Tell me how Tifa loses to Yang some more btw
Newsflash, buddy: both DB and VSBW can be wrong
I bet it killed you to admit that. Yeah I know vsbw can be wrong, just check their PJO classification for that or how for years they refused to acknowledge Master Roshi was moon level in classic Dragon Ball.
Killed me how? I think both are moronic.
DB's scaling is also ass and everyone here knows that you moronic VSBW tourist. Half of the fun in these threads is making fun of their shitty arguments.
Why don't you go back to your forums and argue about how Ash Ketchum is Multiversal again where you belong.
Because every statement about greek world having infinite size realms is likely just a figure of speech and every statement about world tree being infinite is a straight misinterpretation that is confirmed to wrong by devs. Even the Primordals being universe level is sus. as it took them eons to make the greek world which is arguably not even a real universe. yet his fan boys scale him to complex multiverse regardless.
Do you even play the games? Ascension starts with a video of Ouranos creating the Big Bang and the Milky Way on screen for everybody to see. We see stars pouring out of his body from just stray blood
anon I don't think you're meant to take those segments as literal representations
Did you? The narration said it took an eternity. Not obviously not literal but clearly the events we're seeing isn't happening in real time.
and an animation director already clarified that they only created the greek world not to the entire universe.
I'm still waiting for exactly where does low Is complex multiversal crap actually come from.
the greek world consists of a multiverse including multiple other dimensions stated to be infinite in size, such as Hades. The Scene of Ascension literally shows the Big Bang and creation of the Milky Way Galaxy
Note: The statements above are not necessarily literal:
"limitless domain of the dead"
"boundless pits of Tartarus" (note that immediately before in the same sentence they reference the "uttermost bowels" of Tartarus)
"unending pits of tartarus"
"there is this infinite distance in the background - stuff is flying, falling or exploding"
"a scarlet chasm of immeasurable magnitude"
"a vast waterspout roared up to mate the sea with the infinite sky"
Limitless, boundless, unending, and immeasurable are all words that can just mean "really big" or so big that they don't have a visible end. The infinite distance statement is referring to what can be seen, i.e. there's no visible end, it continues as far as the eye can see. Some of them, namely the Tartarus one, do imply that the area in question has a limit to its size. Likewise the "infinite sky"/endless sky is a common phrase used to refer to the sky hyperbolically.
they still decide scale kratos to it anyway. but they acknowledge none points you're are necessarily meant to taken literally. they with way they are written they every easily just be a figure of speech.
again I already pointed how the scene in ascension wasn't playing out in real didn't create anything outside of the greek world.
Remember this in the future as DB reveals its bias.
he did use it on some guy that snuck into his ship but the dude time travelled out of the way of the blast
>Galactus is eating the world right after Cole saved it
Can’t catch a break
>post credits
>Cole steals the nullifier and uses it to kill Galactus
would it be kino
>Zeke is just watching shit go down on a roof while drinking beer
Eh, Goku and Superman already destroyed it
>This is actually the Evil Future Kessler warned about
>Fight ends with Cole making a least stand and becoming a Herald of Galactus
Kino…
Hey guys, Thumbnail Anon here.
I just want to say that I can no longer the bigotry and hatred being spewed towards POC and special needs adults like Speedy and Ultra.
That is why I am leaving these halls forever. There will be no 12 days of Christmas like I promised tomorrow. This is it. Goodbye.
prove you're the real deal by making a Galactus vs Guts thumbnail
He does get the shit beaten out of him every single day by people leagues stronger than him
kino
thanks
>esl
Fake.
no I don’t think ths is same person because he says that he have no promises on the 12 day of Christmas in the first post while the other post said he would do it.
Anyone can make their name anything, my friend. The second guy is TN anon since he’s, you know, doing thumbnails.
Reminder the God of War creators confirmed Kronos' birth cause the creation of time, just as his father Ouranos created all of Space. And then Zeus beat Kronos up.
KratosKINGS our Hero beat up the ABSTRACT CONCEPT OF TIME ITSELF
>On the other hand I really can't see Transformers losing twice in the same fricking season
They made Dragonball lose three times in a row (Vegito's win is canceled out by Gogeta's loss) before Megatron vs Freeza. Hell, DC was on a losing streak before Raven snuffed out Jean.
that said the Raven thing can be proof they're willing to make absolutely asinine conclusions just to break a losing streak
Or maybe they arbitrarily put that episode between Atom and J'onn's episodes as a way to break the streak.
That's a better way of viewing it.
I wouldn't say it's canceled out so much as the fight just doesn't count for the total
That's still only 2 losses, you can say it cancels out but not that it supersedes
If all death battle contestants had a battle royale who would be your top 5?
Goku, Superman, Dr.Who, Darkseid, Whoever wins Galactus vs Unicron
>If all death battle contestants had a battle royale who would be your top 5?
Honestly, Marvel characters and Dr. Who.
Phoenix, Galactus, Wanda, Doom BLANCO, Thor, Venom, and Thanos are more than enough to fill the top 5. I don't buy Persona getting SMT scaling, so Mitsuru is out of these.
What capeshit matches does this show even have left
None. Next season we're moving to Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile
I hope War gets a fight, I don't know jack about Darksiders but he looks cool.
I'd love to see War vs Kratos, actually.
Catwoman vs Black Cat
Joker vs Green Goblin
Rogues vs Sinister Six
Ghost Rider vs Spawn
Mephisto vs Trigon
Mephisto is for Neron or fraudchecking the Morningstar.
Trigon fights Dormammu.
Just Marvel vs DC? No big ticket ones, but they could do:
Catwoman vs Black Cat
Black Manta/Joker vs Green Goblin
Sandman vs Clayface
Hawkman vs Black Panther
Congorilla vs Gorilla-Man
Tigra vs Cheetah (joke match)
Ambush Bug vs She-Hulk
Thor vs Captain Marvel
Green Lantern (pick one) vs Nova
Man-Thing vs Swampthing
Specter vs Ghost Rider (swap out for Living Tribunal for a more balanced fight, though Ghost Rider has the best aesthetics)
Etrigan vs Ghost Rider
We'll likely see less Marvel vs DC and more Marvel/DC vs everything else
Conquest vs Nappa is definitely happening one day because its the one Viltrumite vs Saiyan match-up that doesn't immediately go to shit the second the latter changes hair color and lets be real, they'd want Taka to do a more serious Nappa
Aren't Viltrumites quite a bit stronger than Nappa?
Even Vegeta at that time was only capable of wiping out al life on the surface of earth with his most powerful beam
Bejita was a planet buster in his first appearance.
Capeshit is endless, anon. Who was asking for Cable vs Booster Gold? It isn't a rivalry or existing debate, yet the episode outperformed DB's average and even nominally popular matchups such as Sora vs Pit and Steven vs Star.
I mean, I agree, but Sora vs Pit was a fight nobody cared about
Worse, it was a fight nobody cared about and even basic fans could tell you who won and there was zero chance for an upset.
But the screwattack forums told me it was his best matchup and that shulk was for lightning!
you know what
lightning vs sora
discuss
X-Blade GG.
Lightning gapes him like he's a random encounter.
>Sora Vs Pit
>Popular
That MU isn’t even one of Sora’s top three best fights.
Isn't Sora more popular than Booster Gold or Cable? Most normies don't know who the frick they are.
Cable was in the X-Men 90's cartoon so he's not Booster Gold tier
Still, a few episodes in one decade-locked cartoon. Sora sells hundreds of millions of games. There's no comparison. Yet Cable and Booster beat him.
What's really hilarious is Cable and Booster even beat Mickey Mouse and Yoda.
What do you mean beat him? Because Sora Vs Pit is still more viewed than Cable Vs Booster. The big problem though was that 1. That fight wasn’t even Sora’s most requested (even him against SM has more going for it) and 2. Kid Icarus is pretty niche.
Does Lightning have any defense against Sora just erasing her with Warp or sending her to The Final World? Because if not then she just gets outhaxed to Hell and back.
It isn't. Check again.
>CVB: 3.1
>SVP: 3.3
Am I missing something or am I just going insane.
Release date.
Ah I get what you’re trying to say. I don’t know what the views on SVP looked like two or so years back, so I can’t say if it’s above or below where CVB is at now.
At the very least, I don’t see Cable overtaking Sora since they’re both rising in views at the same rate.
I mean, no? That’s where the numbers are at for those episodes currently.
Did you Mandela Effect yourself?
Sora Vs. Pit had garbage feats for Pit.
He has three games
One of which isn't even canon at this point
Pit fights Phosphora and dodges natural lightning. It's different from the "travel" speed he was given. And the moronic "moon" laser speed they gave was absolute nonsense.
Wouldn’t dodging the moon laser be a better feat than him dodging that lightning anyways? I also don’t even think that they differentiated from “travel speed” and “combat speed” in that fight.
No no, the moon laser for Sora.
I don’t see what was wrong with it. Sora fires a beam at the Halloween Town moon. He basically does the same thing but even better in 3. I can’t speak on the calc since I’m not versed in math, but the feat itself is pretty blatant.
It didn't even hit the moon. All it did was hit the keyhole a few feet in front of him.
Anon, the Keyhole was on the floor. He could’ve very easily just shot at the ground to lock it.
You must consider that Sora is a dumbass.
Sure, but if he had to aim at the Keyhole, then the Keyblade would’ve directed him to do so, since it points at where he needs to fire. The entire locking scene for HT was focused on the moon, and even gave Sora a cosmic power for locking that world. It doesn’t really seem all that far fetched.
And we're meant to assume he shot the moon because?
Because he’s aiming directly at the moon.
And the camera shifts to put more focus on the moon.
And the beam explodes when it (seemingly) hits the moon.
The entire scene is positioned in a way to put focus on the idea that he shot at and hit the moon. I want to know though, what do you think he hit? The air?
Yes
Yes, the beam exploded mid-air which is why the secondary beams drop directly on top
Did you even play the game? It's an optical illusion, the next shot shows it actually only went a bit into the air
>Did you even play the game?
Yeah. Multiple times. What do you mean by “the next shot” by the way, because the next shot just has a bunch of light falling down onto the Keyhole to seal it.
Unless you’re talking about the “shot” where the beam hits its target and the light comes out. All that being said, it doesn’t really matter since 3 has a way better Keybeam feat, and at the time of the fights’ release, it was already shown that Keyblade wielders could fire magic that flew well into space.
I mean, did he have anything better? It’s not like they even gave much of anything for Sora either so, it balances out.
So did Kratos get any new feats or
not at all, he got anti-feats
every time powerlevel gays try to get their feats confirmed the devs deconfirm it
it's hilarious
what are they
I’m getting a sex change next year :3
Calling it now
The song for this fight is gonna be rap like Darkseid vs Thanos
Well then Cinemaphilestars, let's see your most comsological BARS
yo yo yo
galactus' the name
eatin' yo planet now that's my game
Who should Giorno with GER fight
Guy with all fiction.
Joker (Persona). That’s his most popular MU.
They're gonna make a "eat Uranus" joke aren't they?
ENTER
Didn't this guy job horribly to swamp thing
He jobbed to Solomon Grundy....
Oh god, that's even worse
It reminds me of that time alien x jobbed to some tiger alien Ben had (rath) which you can't find on YouTube anymore....
I remember finding it and the comments were instantly trying to defend the reputation of alien x lol
at least that happened in the reboot
isn't this Amazon's best version? or was the weird comic sequel one better?
Comic DCAU Amazo beat AMAZO II who fused with the Anti-Life Equation
how much of an amp would you say consuming the equation is
Pretty Big.
I know it makes sense but
>living anti-life equation
is still pretty funny
But that happened in the weird-ass reboot continuity nobody gives a frick about
This was just the writer's being mean to A.M.A.Z.O., like seriously, fricking Grundy? Grundy?
honestly there's probably worse things to job to than solomon
even if it was pretty bad...
BROlomon Grundys....it's OUR TIME
He didn't actually beat him. Solomon Grundy was channeling an elder god and Amazo left when he realized it.
*Solomon Grundy was channeling his inner god and Amazo RAN after realizing this
Solomon Grundy, he raped AMAZO on a Monday
It was weird, it was something about how the magic that resurrected Grundy was absorbing AMAZO's energy and he couldn't do anything so he fricked off to find answers (AKA write him out of the show because he was overpowered)
He smelled chaos magic on Grundy and teleported away to study what he found. That was a good call considering how powerful magic is in DC.
Composite Grundy could probably beat the Hulk.
Somebody has to get back to whatever the hell 'Croatoan' was.
> He smelled chaos magic on Grundy and teleported away to study what he found. That was a good call considering how powerful magic is in DC
Out of universe it was because the writers needed some excuse to get rid of him because he was too powerful. He even had a way to beat Grundy in Hawkgirl's anti magic mace which is what they use to beat him in the end.
Then he comes back in the comic and becomes multiverse level because why not.
So...is planet form Unicron essentially worthless in the fight after he converts out of it?
At least Optimus, Megatron, and even Starscream used their alt-modes in their fights effectively
I mean, the real danger behind Unicron is his cosmic energy powers. It's kind of irrelevant whether or not he has arms and legs.
>arms and legs
Why does he bother transforming?
For the fun of it.
99% of the time Unicron is fighting races that can't even fricking scratch him. Most of the time, nothing the Transformers have (outside of the Matrix, which one-shots him) does anything to him.
Does Grundy have any matchups
God
Hulk, since Hulk started as a Marvel take on Grundy down to them both being grey.
>No-prize answer
The two arms two legs one head human configuration is divine, mankind was literally created in the image of God, or in this case Primus, and Unicron is a parody of that perfection.
>Serious answer
It's Transformers. Even the gods must have alt forms.
Turtles can hack through steel as well.
Yeah with weapons. Gargoyles, Sharks and Dinosaurs do it with claws and jaws.
Yeah and the TMNT aren't strangers to fighting muties and aliens also capable of doing that
>leo tries to stab ripster or tbone with his katana
>horrible chewing noises
>"GOT MY IRON FOR THE DAY"
>they fricking stomp leo like a koopa
I don’t think the Street Sharks or Extreme Dinosaurs have feats of blades breaking on their skin
Good, cause they're catching that blade with their mouths. They'll eat all the turtles weapons. They've eaten tougher stuff.
That just leaves them open to internal damage by shifting the weapon while you left your mouth open like an idiot
>bite through the metal
>TH-THEY'RE GONNA GET OUCHIES ON THEIR MOUTHS
b***h they BITE THROUGH AND EAT TITANIUM
>b***h they BITE THROUGH AND EAT TITANIUM
And? That’s their teeth. Not their flesh. It’s like saying chewing through a piece of bone means you can’t cut your throat’s interior on one
>they EAT the titanium
>THE-THE SHARP SHARDS WILL GIVE THEM THE OUCH
No...Please watch the series before debating.
Yeah and? Weapons allow better range, combined with skill against Goliath and Broadway who are big targets
Well, to be fair, Unicron's cosmic form already looked humanoid.
After he transformed that hunk of rock into his planet mode, it's not a leap to think he could have eventually figured out how to transform it too.
>Melonie Mac voiced Kimberly Ann Hart for Death Battle
WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK
Who?
Right-wing YouTube grifter with Miles Morales in her head rent-free
Also known for an her failed carnivore diet landing her in the ER with her thinking the solution was eating sticks of butter
OK, watched the first season of Gargoyles, I can safely say, who the frick wanted them to fight the Ninja Turtles? They can claw through solid steel if given enough time.
Composite Turtles stomp
>need composites to beat a 2 season show
3. Gargoyles had 3 seasons.
We don't talk about the third
It's also been retconned
2 seasons.
>bu-
2 SEASONS.
>mfw the street sharks have 3 seasons, the longest running turtle ripoff.
2003 Turtles do it just fine
Them and Rise
Maybe 2012 and IDW I think
I kind of disagree on 2003, their strengths change almost every episode.
The 2012, it depends on how pissed they are.
Rise, totally, the gargoyles are weak to magic.
IDW is unfair.
2003 WOULD give them a good fight though.
Oh, OK, composite makes more sense. But I officially give the Gargoyles 3rd place in the 'physically strongest' of the turtle ripoffs.
All you really need is the 80s versions.
>killed instantly by Goliath
Uh oh.
Technodrome scaling, generally better hand to hand abilities, Turtle Van and long range attacks
Generally none of the Gargoyles really have much aside from Goliath. He’s kind of their A gamer compared to the Turtlee and they have similar enough feats regarding strength and durability that a skill advantage more or less just clinches it
b***h the gargoyles have dodged lasers. Your fricking exploding shuriken mean shit.
Lasers aren’t particularly fast in Gargoyles or well any media really? Laser dodging is kind of a meme
so have the 80s Turtles
>MICHAELANGELO, QUICK, USE YOUR GRAPPLING HOOK
>OK LEO
>both gets mauled by bronx alone
Maneuverability is better to dodge and attack.
K
>both get mauled by bronx
Feats wise, no. It’s not exactly their first time fighting quadrupeds. It’s a minor number advantage but ultimately not enough to counter the Turtles’ experience or skill at hand to hand which is kind of the only thing the Gargoyles have. Like both can rip steel, but only the Turtles are gonna be landing hits.
K.
>both get fricking mauled by Bronx
Just stab the dog. Gargoyles aren’t exactly blade proof
If it was that simple, why didn't the vikings do it when Bronx was mauling them? Hmmm?
Probably vikings were not particularly good Warriors compared to the Turtles or superhuman enough to keep up with the Gargoyles
The others soak while Goliath smashes
Nah
Counterpoint: vulnerable to accidentally causing a paradox by spawning a fifth magical turtle or accidentally replacing a member with a clone of another
Why do Samurai Pizza Cats get no love in the Turtles rip-offs general scrum?
Cause it originally wasn't a Turtles Rip Off. It was it's own show in Japan, it was just a mech-cats anime. Then Saban made it a turtles ripoff.
So they're TMNT rip-offs like any other. And I recall them being the most popular.
Reading comprehension
They're as much as TMNT "rip-offs" as Cardcaptor Sakura is a Pokemon "rip-off"
Anon, nobody has ever tried to argue Cardcaptor is a Pokemon rip-off. Yugi-oh, yes, Cardcaptor, no. And Samurai Pizza Cats was in direct competition with TMNT, with people in my peer group at the time fighting over them. 'Muh nip origins' is fricking meaningless to the normies that actually watched the shit, dumbfrick.
You think Digimon's a pokemon ripoff, don't you?
Explain how it isn't.
Digimon was released first. Tamagotchi ring a bell?
>yugioh
>pokemon ripoff
what
Both were pushing collectible card games at the same demographic, in direct competition.
That's cool. Pokemon was a video game first. Not YuGiOh.
The card games are a side hustle for Pokemon that got big after Pokemania
Saying they're in competition as a whole because of that is like saying they're in competition with fricking Dragon Ball
>nobody has ever tried to argue
They literally localized the show to be more for the Pokemon audience
They downplayed the show being a magical girl series and acted as if Li was as important as Sakura to the point of bumping his debut episode was the first episode
They did their damn best to make the show seemed as gender neutral as possible and emphasized the "Collect them all" aspect because they wanted the same crowd as Pokemon to see it
That's what I mean by localization not doing shit to change the origin and intent of the original product
*bumping his debut episode as the first episode for the series when it hit American shores
They also skipped an absurd amount of episodes, not sure if that correlated to their desire of making the show "less girly"
So now you're saying Cardcaptor IS a Pokemon clone? What even are you trying to argue, and wtf does it have to do with Samurai Pizza Cats?
Samurai Pizza Cats is only a tmnt clone cause of Saban. Original series was just ninjitsu mech cats serving pizza.
And? Do you think anybody watched the Japanese shit? TMNT and Pizza Cats had a fandom rivalry while they were airing due to their similarities - that's undeniable. Pokemon and Cardcaptor did not. Your arguments just sound like weak excuses for yourself.
homie this whole ass argument started for why Samurai Pizza Cats is left out of TMNT clone discussions
We gave you an explanation on why they're ignored in favor of explicit knock-offs like Street Sharks and Extreme Dinosaurs
Your argument is weak and found to be wanting, more of an excuse for yourself than proper reasoning. That is all.
Going by your shit logic, Gargoyles is a rip off of Thundercats.
I see your reasoning is so weak you feel a need to put words in my mouth. Concession accepted.
I don't think you're winning this argument
You go to fricking Japan and ask the people who remember Kyatto Ninden Teyandee if it's a TMNT clone
What the frick do you think they're going to say?
Nobody gives two fricks about Japan, moron.
>gets proven wrong
>N-NOBODY GIVES A FRICK
>Cardcaptor IS a Pokemon clone?
It's not a fricking Pokemon clone because that was never the creator's intent
It's just marketing and localization that tried to turn it into a Pokemon clone strictly for monetary reasons
You know that scene from Small Soldiers where they paired the Commando Elite against the Gorgonites to sell them better despite the latter never being meant to be evil to begin with?
It's sort of like that
Not that good on the reading comprehension huh?
Because they weren't made to be TMNT rip-offs
They're Japanese imports that became marketed as TMNT rip-offs
From the original conception, they're far divorced from both the TMNT's Mirage Comics origins and Fred Wolf/Playmates toys mania
You can take almost every TMNT rip-off character as a character in their respective fields and they'd fit in just fine among the Turtles but the Samurai Pizza Cats would stick out like a sore thumb because of that difference in origin
>Next Season
>access denied
We've talked about TMNT clones from the cartoons before
What about the comics back when it was only the Mirage stuff?
Sure most if not all were one-shots that were definitely a lot more satirical in nature but anyone interested in going over them for vs debating?
So best/powerful version of Shredder?
OH NOW WHO'S RIPPIN OFF WHO?
Apparently that Shredder clone debuted in 1986
Street Sharks debuted in 1994
That's basically the same year in shark years, bro.
Only if they're from Greenland
THE FRICK? This is Rise's version of the Shredder? This is his default look?
He's also possessed armor in that.
Dark Devil Shredder one-shots them all
Unironically he's one of the top, but gets mogged by 2012 Super Shredder, Tengu Armor Shredder, and Tyranno Shredder.
Psycho Shredder from MUGEN.
>Thinking it won’t be RWBY
Why do this to yourselves?
Cause they already confirmed it's Ninjago?
>Ninjago Vs TMNT is what’s on their radar
>None of them even think about using RWBY
Lmao.
>B-b-b-but Rooster Teeth will make them use RWBY!!!
Yeah uh huh. See you when the two cool too cool teen ninja teams go head to head.
Comics are dead.
I support incest btw
>TMNT clone discussion again
Which team would've won had they actually fought?
Batman is getting boring to me now. Can't even joke anymore.
I don't think a single person would've cared about The Dark Knight if it wasn't for the Joker.
T. Chris Ray Gun
>KA'EL NO
Some of the worst acting I've ever seen. Almost The Room tier.
I can't stand shit off brand writing. I've dropped comics for good.
The current Batman books are poop. Can't even recognize the character anymore.
Just because no one reads comics doesn't mean you let quality control go off the hook. It's like reading a trashy fanfiction.
Piccolo vs conquest thumbnail pls
Make it yourself, lazy c**t.
We need to talk about how the thread quality tanked when they announced supes and goku and now these gays won't leave
>From the previous thread, these are rematches that anons agreed that changing the results would be the right choice.
Yang vs Tifa, Dante vs Bayonetta, and Gaara vs Toph.
>People are still debating if these were wrong.
Scout vs Tracer, Ben vs Hal.
There was only one anon saying that Master Chief vs Doomguy was correct, but he said: "at the time". It does feel that some don't want this rematch to happen because of how big the power level gap between both is today.
Gaara probably has better opponents
>Master Chief vs Doomguy
It's still correct. Doomguy has no answer to Hardlight.
It wasn't necessary to reply 3 times.
>3 people can't give their opinion
>Master Chief vs Doom Guy
But it still is correct. Doom Guy is a pre-amped version of Doomslayer.
MC vs Doom Guy is correct. Doomslayer is the one that wins.
Doomslayer has never survived hardlight either.
How Gojo vs Makima would probably play out (in character):
>Gojo is sent to the chainsaw man world
>Wonders where the frick he is
>Sees some fodder devils terrorizing the city
>Immediately cleans up the area and fodderizes practically all devils in Japan
>Fear decreases considerably after this
>Makima, as the control devil, decides that only she can wield the power of Gojo effectively
>Despises Gojo for his carefree attitude and desire to reform society
>Preps for a showdown with him
>Also has ante mortem contracts ready (summoning is different than teleporting okay)
>Goes to confront Gojo
>Both shit talk each other
>Gojo tells makima how his infinity works for his heavenly restriction
>Fight starts
>Gojo holds makima in place
>Kills her with a hollow purple
>Csm world is at peace...for now
Sorry I can't write a good fight for my life so I had to summarize it.
Gojo for his carefree attitude and desire to reform society
Why would she hate this exactly? She didn’t have a grudge against Power, and her main belief is making a good world for humans, her pets, to live in.
, as the control devil, decides that only she can wield the power of Gojo effectively
That’s not in character for her. She’d be more likely to want to kill him for potentially giving Denji a reason to not become Chainsaw Man than anything else. She’s not a “I MUST have this super cool power!!” kind of character, that’s basically explicitly shown when she didn’t give a shit about Gun Devil and just wanted to use it as mindbreak bait.
>>Fear decreases considerably after this
Ehhh, that’d only really impact any Devil that isn’t already a major fear, because people will still naturally be afraid of things like bombs, guns, eternity, etc.
>>Both shit talk each other
That’s also pretty OOC for Makima since she’s only shit talked one person, and that was Pochita disguised as Denji. Everyone else she just monologues to.
The most realistic scenario would be Gojo tries to confront Makima because blah blah blah Juju sorcerers don’t want a dangerous curse like you living and Makima tells him to leave as a command, and when that doesn’t work they have a fight where Gojo does 90% of the commentary and then kills her.
>She didn't hate power
Because power was fodder and easily controlled.
>That's not a good reason
She wanted the power of chainsaw man because she believed it would allow her to defeat the other horsemen of the apocalypse and bring in her new world order. Gojo is the opposite of that.
>Fear
Maybe.
>Ooc
I would have to disagree here. Makima shit talked denji because she saw him as a worthless guy who didn't deserve the power of pochita. I figure she would do the same with gojo considering his powerful abilities. If you disagree that's fine.
Sup. Sorry for the absence, work and moving into the new house have been exhausting, but I'm here and will be starting the 12 Days of Cinemaphilemas tomorrow. I'll make a new post in the morning, and the first trips of the day will be that day's carol verse, the winner of which getting their pic at the end of the day. I would ask you guys to try and fit your roll as the verse in the song would (seven swans a-swimming, etc). Anyways, good luck, and hope we get another neat thing out of this like with Spooky month
Nikocado avocado.
Long time no see man. I hope that idea gave you really pops off and people will like it more than Galactus vs Unicron
Also unironically enough tomorrow is going to be special day for me
The god damn Cookie Monster.
On the first day of Christmas, Death Battle gave to me, a rock.
Hey since I got the trips can the first day be ebirah related? I don’t know what the verse would be though. Maybe
>ebirah soloing anime
Kratos going dog sleddin'
Seconding
Sukuna? Shinra Kusakabe victim.
I honestly hope every DC gay online disappears.
I hate other Batgays, and other Batgays hate me.
This represents Batman's schizo state of mind.
So like, does the Galactus' helmet on MODOK look different to varying alien races who see Galactus differently?
Does the mass of the helmet only exist to those who see it, those who can't see it or see it differently just phase through it?
Frick, MODOK vs Egg Fu goes so hard and we're never gonna get it.
I like how the theater was suppose to clap at this scene. Except no one clapped in my theater. Worst movie going experience of all time. Dead silence with people walking out half way though.
How is this post DB related
It's trash isn't it?
Ebirah sama….
I kneel
something something shrimple as that
ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, DEATH BATTLE GAVE TO ME, A LOBSTER KILLING ANIME
I like that one
Season 11
Episode 1: Mr. Krabs vs Vegeta
Maybe something like this could work?
ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, DEATH BATTLE GAVE TO ME, A LOBSCHOLAR KILLING MOESHITTER
Ebirah is killing shonen tho
That doesn't even end in an 'e' sound.
maybe just this is okay
ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, DEATH BATTLE GAVE TO ME, A LOBSCHOLAR KILLING ANIME
The Pack (Gargoyles) vs The Mummies (Mummies Alive!)
OR
The Pack (Gargoyles) vs Thunder Cats (some obscure cartoon i don't fricking know)
Why the frick have cretins from vsbw started spamming this place? You already got your way on vsbw now go back there
Which ones are VSBW posts? I don't know enough about their preferences to spot them.
For starters the ones linking vsbw, also the pro-kratos posts are the main ones
This place is the new ScrewAttack forums in terms of toxicity
I fricking hate you guys for being a newbie magnet
I'm not apologizing for being awesome and charismatic.
Just dB in its death throws, it won't be a thing next year
Wah wah wah grow the frick up and grow a pair. Sorry we insulted your gods aka the staff of death battle
>reading comprehension
I hate you frickers for ATTRACTING these morons
On god I'm so baffled by the Kratos posts I'm taking them as ironic shitposts
>ong
you have to be 18 to post here.
>GODTOS has the threads mindbroken and crying for salvation
KNEEL
vsbw's scaling is ass and they're trying to make it the new normal. Just laugh at them and move on.
>VSBWgays are complaining about our HALLS being "toxic
>vsbw is here
Gentlemen... The list, proclaim it...
Kratos got super nerfed in the DLC.
At this rate he's enhanced human at best
>Kratos' cosmic scaling continues to be disproven by EVERY depiction
>People still try to argue it's not just wank
AKSHULLY, the kratostard just complains that everyone else gets wanked, whether true or not. It seems he's comfortable admitting to being a wanker.
I think you're both talking about the exact same event too.
Elaborate.
no but trust me
Kratos got super BUFFED in the DLC
At this rate he's infinite +++
>Can't even open regular steel cage to save his homie
>Canonically gets his ass kicked multiple times and in no uncertain terms dies to fodder
>Has to be saved by valkyrie mommy
>"buffed"
lmao
in games extra commentary interview track debunks this.
https://youtu.be/Xx_KGtablDk?t=1511
Outerversal cage please understand
absolutely braindead anon with zero attention skills doesn't pay attention to the story he's trying to use. They literally say the Valhalla trials are meant to conjure challenges based off your soul, your fears, your doubts ect. One of kratos' fears is his rage/foolishness putting his friends in danger and not being able to save them ergo the cage scene. They explain this in the commentary track as well. But nothing that happens is necessarily REAL hence Helios and the blade of olympus.
It also means he's not outerversal enough to just say "frick you" to a single realm that's fricking with his head, and the subsequent bit is real and shows he still can't fly. He is very limited.
Muh super duper hyperversal Kratos can't handle that weak shit realm by punching it and needs to be saved by a valkyrie? lmao WEAKtos
Nah man, he's totally able to fly and he showed it when he was falling towards his death in the void that he would totally able to survive anyways because he's outerversal. Trust us, and look forward to DBZ Kratos on Death Battle as we've lied long enough and loud enough for people to believe it to be true.
>WANKtos
Kratosgays haven’t touched a GOW game in their lifetimes
Reminder
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27Pataphysics
>The SCP Foundation has multiple articles referencing pataphysical concepts, such as SCP-2747 ("As below, so above").[original research?] "Pataphysics" articles often deal with the fictional nature of the Foundation. For example, SCP-3309 ("Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away") features Foundation scientists attempting to manipulate the real-life website's article deletion feature to destroy problematic SCP objects
>Remember meme magic is a thing
Anons... Are you thinkin' what i am thinking?
Reminder that SCP is planet level at best and even Nasuverse had better feats
KratosCHADS have touched every GOW game, GUIDEBOOK and INTERVIEW in their lifetimes.
>there is currently a meme wizard war in this thread
That's every day, anon.
Fictional franchises that I really dislike
Adventure Time
American Dad
A Nightmare on Elm Street
The Authority/Stormwatch
Bastard!!
Bayonetta
Berserk
Bleach
The Boys
Castlevania (Animated Series)
Chainsaw Man
Chaos Comics
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
The Cthulhu Mythos
Darkstalkers
DC Comics (The Dan Didio/Jim Lee era and onwards)
Disenchantment
Drawn Together
DuckTales (The modern version)
The Elder Scrolls
Empowered
Fables
Family Guy
Final Fantasy XIII
Five Nights At Freddy's
Fullmetal Alchemist
Futurama
Game of Thrones
God Is Dead
Grappler Baki
Hellblazer
Hell Girl
Hellraiser
Herman Hedning (A Swedish comic book)
Hero Killer
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Hitman
Hoshin Engi
Image Comics
Instant Death
The Invisibles
Judge Dredd
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Lucifer
The Magicians (The novel series)
Marvel Comics (The Joe Quesada era and onwards)
Millarworld
Monument Mythos
Mortal Kombat
Nanatsu No Taizai
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Preacher
Record of Ragnarok
Redo of Healer
Rick & Morty
The Rings of Power
Robot Chicken
The Sandman
Savage Dragon
SCP Foundation
Shin Megami Tensei
Shinza Banshou
The Simpsons
Sin City
Soul Eater
South Park
Spawn
Star Trek: Picard (The first two seasons)
Star Wars (The Disney movie trilogy)
Supergod
Supernatural
Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Thrill-killing shooter games
Toriko
Transmetropolitan
Über
Ultrakill
[redacted]bros, anon LOVES us
>no boku no pico
speedybros...
Soul Eater
South Park
Spawn
Star Trek: Picard (The first two seasons)
Star Wars (The Disney movie trilogy)
Supergod
Supernatural
Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Thrill-killing shooter games
Toriko
Transmetropolitan
Über
Ultrakill
Undead Unluck
The Unwritten
Valiant Comics
Velma
The Venture Bros
Warhammer 40,000
Warhammer Fantasy
Watchmen
The Wheel of Time (The Jeff Bezos TV series)
The Wicked + The Divine
Yu Yu Hakusho
The Xianxia cultivation stories that I know of so far
All types of zombie franchises
>Undead Unluck
BOO
MY hero? INFINITE UNIVERSAL PLUS
Your hero? Wall level TRASH
>yes we can do everything
>and I mean EVERYTHING
>up in my wishing tree
Me HERO Mr Jefferson confirmed Omnipotent, and FODDERISES your verse.
THINE'S VILLAIN IS BUT A CRUDE MOCKERY OF DREAMS
>can turn them into Spacemen
>or Pirates on the sea
Casual Reality Warping is moronic
Goddamn you anon
I spent the last 3 hours thinking of even 1 character that could beat him, and I just couldn’t.
No matter their powers the wishing tree could just turn them into spacemen, pirates, whatever he wants
No matter their immunities it just never mattered because he can do everything. Literally everything.
My life is futile now, there’s no winning. I am killing myself now, I hope you’re happy
Other omnipotents
vsbattlewiki taught me most “omnipotents” can’t actually do everything and some can beat others
This guy can literally do everything
vsbw men are all sophists
Basically any stories that endorse tyranny, oppression, nihilism, misanthrophy, morbid dystopianism, hatred, savage cruelty, rape, torture, violation, power-mad egotism, social Darwinism, cosmic horror, demonic horror, gleefully conceited amoral transgression, and/or other psychopathic mindsets; or any media that channels and helps to spread the conceptually nastiest and most vile, deceitful, repugnant, disgusting, depraved, destructive, malignant, poisonous, malevolent, sadistic, divisive, dishonest, manipulative, cynical, dystopian, morbid, nihilistic, mocking, cruel, conceited, egoistic, narcissistic, callous, misanthropic, hollow, amoral, psychopathic, cancerous, and otherwise corrupted parts of the collective unconscious in general.
For example, if the moral of a narrative is a glorifying and indoctrinating go-to guide regarding how to be an absolutely power-mad, cruel, callous, amoral, and tyrannical psychopath, I am not going to consider the story in question to have any value/merit of existence whatsoever, and likely consider its authors to be evil irresponsible and opportunistic scum who actively and casually collectively cause tremendous damage to human consciousness and thereby civilisation as a whole.
I am also not fond at all of Hollywood and other parts of the entertainment industry extremely conceitedly and talentlessly severely distorting and destroying the intended continuity, characterisation, thematics, and quality of beloved works instead of creating their own, but unlike what I described earlier above, at least it is usually more creatively bankrupt than outright extremely ideologically malevolent.
>xheir favorite fictional setting endorses tyranny, oppression, nihilism, misanthrophy, morbid dystopianism, hatred, savage cruelty, rape, torture, violation, power-mad egotism, social Darwinism, cosmic horror, demonic horror, gleefully conceited amoral transgression, and/or other psychopathic mindsets; or any media that channels and helps to spread the conceptually nastiest and most vile, deceitful, repugnant, disgusting, depraved, destructive, malignant, poisonous, malevolent, sadistic, divisive, dishonest, manipulative, cynical, dystopian, morbid, nihilistic, mocking, cruel, conceited, egoistic, narcissistic, callous, misanthropic, hollow, amoral, psychopathic, cancerous, and otherwise corrupted parts of the collective unconscious in general.
Yikes.
>xheir favorite fictional setting endorses tyranny, oppression, nihilism, misanthrophy, morbid dystopianism, hatred, savage cruelty, rape, torture, violation, power-mad egotism, social Darwinism, cosmic horror, demonic horror, gleefully conceited amoral transgression, and/or other psychopathic mindsets; or any media that channels and helps to spread the conceptually nastiest and most vile, deceitful, repugnant, disgusting, depraved, destructive, malignant, poisonous, malevolent, sadistic, divisive, dishonest, manipulative, cynical, dystopian, morbid, nihilistic, mocking, cruel, conceited, egoistic, narcissistic, callous, misanthropic, hollow, amoral, psychopathic, cancerous, and otherwise corrupted parts of the collective unconscious in general.
How does she react?
How's this match up?
Demona (Gargoyles) vs Cheetara (Thunder c**ts)
I meant cats.
KEK sure you did.
>THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER c**tS
X-O Manowar vs Omni Man
Dracula (Castlevania games) vs Alucard (Hellsing)
I've yet to see a single compelling argument as to why Dante and Vergil aren't sub-planetary.
>But VSBW says-
I said COMPELLING arguments, Anon.
The absolute state of shitty capeshit art
How do they take DCAU's art style and manage to frick it up?
I don't get it
You have autism?
Yes i do have the divine powers of god, explain your thesis as to why this piece of art is inferior to its predecessor
>Judge Holden vs Wonder Woman (DC vs Blood Meridian) | DEATH BATTLE!
>Think to yourself; "what the hell we're they thinking, Diana is gonna fricking humble him harder then DC did to Darkseid in Final Crisis"
>Expect for the next few weeks some debunker chuds seething about DC owning Death Battle and being "woke"
>Get bored of the IESLB and look into Judge Holden's stats on VSBW because it's the quickest option despite being the most unreliable and inconsistent (it's still the most notorious source so disregarding it is but a mere jest)
>Greeted with this Grant Morrison ass quote
>"Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge, exists without my consent."
>Skip summary
>look at the Tiering
>9-C physically and with supposed weapon
>Skim through statistics
>See "Age: Inapplicable."
>Wtf.mp3
>"Described to have no origin or ending."
>Are they trying to say this guy is INFINITE?
>That's crazy, he is just some street level jobber!
>Since the Material Universe is 3D according to their Tiering System that must mean their defined structure for a "High Universe" is an infinite sphere of ab intangible force that seals fictional settings in a predetermined space
>The material 3D "high universe" is the big bang, as it is infinitely expanding as the property of time is
Maybe Tigra could fight Hawkgirl?
It'd be a total one sided match. I've seen how those Tom/Sylvester vs Tweetie/Jerry shorts work.
>Bill Cipher
Nacho level
>Discord
Wtf level
>Uncle Grandpa
Old Man level
>Humpty Bumpty
Crack level
>Your hero
Not on my level
>Imitation
Subtle level
Is this true?
Yeah
>SHITon SHITgur
Sub-Holden level
>be omniversal
>can kill any character
>has a harem of goddesses
But you know what? His greatest feat?
Runs a stable carrot farm
Top THAT, Dragon Ball Bros.
>Canonically a cuck
No
No? He successfully breeds with: Washu, Ryoko, Mihoshi, Ayeka, Ryo-Ohki, and Noike. He has children with all of these women. And Sasami is nearing the age where she'll be ready for a child.
Also, wtf is this wiki?
https://omniversal-battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Kami_Tenchi
>Sasami is nearing the age where she'll be ready for a child.
How old?
She's 17 when Ayeka caught her jerking off outside Tenchi's door while he was nailing Noike, and said 'You'll be ready soon enough'. And that was last OVA, so she's most likely 18-19 now. Her voice sounds fricking 70 though, holy shit.
Fodder for Judge Holden.
>fodder
But would it be a good match?
The Ds endorse Dimensional Tiering therefore they endorse VSBW
And as we all know, the Owner of VSBW would be against what Judge Holden endorses
Yeah but as a fellow owner of a cerebral cortex, you, would you think it'd be a good match? Like, I'm fine with tenchi losing. I just want my match ups to be entertaining.
Any matchup where you have a dusty ass fat albino man in a trench coat FRAUDCHECK non-binary academic outlines through wild west dialect and then have it be explained by the same people who endorse said non-binary academic outlines IS definitely and quintessentially: BASED
What??? Speak English Bro.
Omega Zero vs Cell fan btw
Michael Myers would frick up Judge Holden.
Only with that trap remix of his theme to a one sided tiktok powerscaling slideshow
Judge Holden vs Kratos...who wins?
I can't tell ya but they definitely both end up double teaming this anon
Holden obviously
Nah Holden has no video footage to use in an effectively consumable data framework
He'd go better against Ben 10 after Hal and Ion are done with him
>The Ds
>They are the 22-dimensional stewards working for Tokimi and the other Choushin.
>D4 rules over 4-dimensional space, whereas D11 rules over 11-dimensional space, and so onwards.
IT'S THEM
THEY ARE THE homosexualS WHO STARTED THIS OCCULTIST "DIMENSIONAL" SHITFEST
Fodder
Nuh uh.
Yuh-uh
Nuh uh!
Yuh-uh!
Well YOU SMELL
Like glory!
Define a Canonical Non-Outlier Exam of Displayed Cuckoldry
Yeah didn't he frick a giant universal ending woman who looked like one of his future wife's mom?
>Mixing Sex and Cosmology
moronation levels... OVER 9000!!!!!
That's how the tenchi series is, man. Or at least, what it became...
I miss when it was a comfy 'average boy winds up with alien women who want to screw him' slice of life, then suddenly, he's an omnipresent god for some fricking reason
Making Sex a Cosmic Force of Nature is like Binarity
also what did it become?
It became the author's self wank about his self insert (tenchi), banging all the women, relegating them to nothing but CAMEOS (which is a crime, no one fricking watched Tenchi for Tenchi power wank or space politics, they watched it for the strong characterization of the women. Hell, Ryoko, the original central character, was relegated to a non-speaking cameo in last OVA). It lost it's soul when the current director decided 'frick you fellow writers who make it interesting, this is MY fanfic now'.
Hell, Ryoko's unnamed Daughter got more screen time then Ryoko. And the dude had the balls to say 'The fans don't want to see the women. They can't relate' then has two old 'Ara Ara Christmas Cake' Obasans talking about fricking space politics for forty five minutes. Am I ranting?
Damn, sounds like a franchise that could really use a stylistic makeover or reset
It got spinoffs and two manga that had more soul then the current state of it. But I've had Ryoko as my waifu since 1996, I need to support her.
i wondered why that ova got no attention.
>Chris Chan
MY EMPEROR
>Warhammer
Fricking PEASANTS
>David Bowie
LITERALLY GOD
>Pucci
DIO's DOG
>GAPEDtos
>JOBtos
>Fusing a tier 0 verse with CHADtos
UNSONGODS.
Gah, why am I so slow, I need to get my sled dogs
Who... Who did this to Son Goku?
Godzilla
And he's not the only one who been defeated by Godzilla
Naruto
A few hours before
Tardkurats.. why are we so weak?!
Sailor Moon
TNAnon copycat
ME
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Uh oops. Forgot to change my name. Nothing to worry about. I'm not the real thumbnail anon, right?
>"Whatever in creation exists without knowledge, exists without my consent"
>"Creation" clearly being a cosmological structure that ascends the defining terms of Tier 0, Tier 1 and multiple anti thesis such as Type 4 Metaverses (Post-Hyper Cardinality) and Extraversal
>"Knowledge" being physical force, which he already is the epitome of and ascends
>"His Consent" being the all encompassing POWER that devours not just the hero and his narrative stance, but his redefined CONCEPT OF FATE as a whole
>whatever in creation exists without knowledge
Hal vs Ben is wrong because they didn't put THE FRICKING WHALE in the god damn animation
If they do Hal vs Ben 2 they should make it the same fight except the boot is replaced with a construct of Ion's flopping whale wiener
>cuts through ten foot thick reinforced titanium to escape the notion of 'eating broccoli
>can easily see characters who are shrunk down the microscopic size
>can bite through steel and rock
>has a big frick you drill for a tail
>can sprint at 50 miles per hour from a reclining position
>can casually bathe in lava heated water
>can casually walk on the moon with no side effects
>could control and freeze other organisms with the Medusa Goggles
>but is dumber then a bag of hammers
Is this, DB General, is a prime example of 'could be a viable threat if they weren't so stupid'?
>Attack Potency: Building Level +
>Lifting Strength: Class 100
I feel like if you can lift a tank you're stronger than building level.
Don't worry little one. I'm Multiverse level.
Witnessed.. also fricking what?
Filmation He-Man destroyed the Star Seed, something that created the infinite He-Man multiverse, Filmation She-ada would scale to this
Holy fricking. He-Man and She-Ra are way stronger than I gave them credit. The strongest thing I'd ever seen He-Man do is he killed Injustice Superman.
One day fate gay, one day.
How come kratos doesn't have things like webm related?
>anime vs video game
I dunno anon.
Well, I have one that I saved
>During Ragnarok, Fenrir is suppose to kill Odin
>Kratos needed help to beat Odin
Yawn
Kratos beat Fenrir tho
He only pretended to need help against Odin, Odin was scared of fighting him at the start of the game
Anon, Fenrir is their good boi normal pupper. They try fighting Garm (big soulless zombie dog) and they explicitly cant beat it so Atreus pulls Loki hax to put Fenrir's soul into it to solve the problem
?t=76
Multiversal rock Kratos dodges instead of just busting it
What, moving a ship? He creates a canyon as a result of his fight with Thor’s kid, does that count.
Are you cosplaying as seiyagay again sailorgay?
Master Chief solos Doomguy.
that's pretty obvious
Doomguy isn't really that strong, it's the demons who are pretty weak
I HATE MEASUREMENT! I HATE MEASUREMENT! I HATE MEASUREMENT! I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS DUKING IT OUT!!!
>VSBW schizo is mad we all know his scaling sucks
Death Battle peaked when it would borrow a lot of assets from video games and other types of media
Example: season 2
SOLOGOD GRUNDY
BORN ON A MONDAY
Sailor Moon, much like saint seiya, didn't had exactly the best animation. Yet that didn't stop the animators from doing webm related. Kratos has no excuses
Geoff Johns is a homosexual but at least He isn't doing troony shit Or writing fanfiction about Kratos
>GODtos
bump
Flashpoint was an Elseworld story originally, right?
DiDio just retcon'd it into continuity
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>Wanktos
Diana Victim
at least she need an axe to take down a tree.
Do you think they'll use Daima as an excuse to do a Kid Goku fight?