Next fight is Galactus (Marvel) vs Unicron (Transformers) on Dec 18.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-unicron.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-galactus.html
Galactus Preview:
Unicron Preview:
Fight Trailer:
https://streamable.com/zo9neb
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Reminder that Arcueid can effortlessly beat your favorite character in a fight.
>not even planet level
>Fraudverse is Carrie by their hacks and statement.
lol
Raped by any male character above city-level.
Sorry, but he won Death Battle
You would need to composite her (OG/Remake/Manga timelines + Melty Blood games), use moon cell and grand order scaling, and flat out use statements at face value for her to have a fighting chance against anyone since normally she's a fricking jobber for plot reasons
Not her fault though,Nasu just has a fetish for making his main heroines the weakest ones from his settings
City level fodder
Stomp in favor of Hulk?
Godzilla literally stomps. I'm not sure who wins.
I can't help but notice Hulk doesn't seem particularly injured.
His pride is.
yes if SP isn't used
hell no if SP is used
Better than Ninjago
In my head…
Women? Superior to men in everything that matters
Characters this season that beat Gojo
>No diff tier
Discord
Bill cypher
Raven
Phoenix
Frieza
Megatron
The doctor
Silver Surfer
Martian manhunter
Courage
Scooby
Son Goku
Clark Kent
Galactus
Unicron
>Low diff tier
Ant man (can possibly tank UV because scientist supreme brain, also ants lack CE so he can just kill Gojo with ants inside his domain)
Stitch (super brain tanks UV and just kills Gojo inside his domain)
Rick Sanchez (could possibly tank UV for a moment and the portal gun can bypass Limitless easily)
Vader (force ends the battle almost instantly and defends him against UV)
Cole (exploits Gojo's weakness to brain damage and energy drain , has a massive speed and toughness advantage. UV's effects would likely not work on him, or at least it would take too much time before it does)
>Mid diff tier
Obito (kamui bypasses limitless and Gojo can't do shit against Rikudo)
Dovahkiin (soul frickery alone kills Gojo, but he has like 10 other ways to do it)
Chosen Undead (Outclasses Gojo in almost all aspects, and even if he lacks ways around his Hax eventually Gojo would succumb from exhaustion)
>High diff tier
Alex Mercer (sorcerers are weak against viruses, while Gojo has the power to kill him Alex has a key counter to his DE in the from of his advanced way to absorb info. The battle could go either way but Alex has the endurance advantage)
Characters this season Gojo beats
>High diff tier
Makima
>Mid diff tier
Rocket Raccoon (guns can decimate Gojo inside his domain but otherwise can't bypass Limitless)
>Low diff tier
Misaka Mikoto (would surprise Gojo with speed, but can't hurt him)
Killua (same as Misaka but worse)
Atom (I don't think he can survive UV or bypass Limitless)
Dimitri (unless he can cast magic directly inside his opponents he lacks any way to hurt Gojo, let alone survive his attacks)
>No diff tier
Guts (can't really do anything against Gojo)
gutforce win
>Characters this season Dovahkinn beats
Everyone listed
... In his dreams.
The elder scrolls verse is canonically a dream
The godhead? Scales above comp fiction.
But not HIS, sadly
Only if said Dovahkiin is a woman, without the Womanforce Dovahkiin can't beat the likes of Raven, Phoenix, or Makima.
Ichigobros... We don't even beat Naruto's son anymore!
Ichigo scales above a multiversal feat though
... in my dreams.
Feel free to post a Boruto feat that’s more impressive than Part One Naruto without relying on scaling and statements.
Kawaki moving in a timeless dimension.
>Donatello able to move around in the end of the universe where no time exists
Turtlebros. Infinite speed?
You know, being able to move in a place where there’s no time DOES actually have some merit to it, since velocity requires time in the first place, so if your time = 0 then your velocity/movement would = 0. The only problem is most authors don’t differentiate between “time doesn’t exist/doesn’t flow in this realm” and “you just can’t measure the time in this realm”.
The tree calc they got from Madara actually can comes from a statement from Boruto.
...That I'll make real using a copious amount of drugs and alcohol
Kino
She had more wincons than the twink but DB was biased.
>GODkima
She could beat Gojo, this FemdomCHAD is right thinking she is hot shit even after being robbed by the gays at troony battle
>GODDESSkima
>HIGH 1-Akima
Jobikma? Scooby doo victims
>CONQUESTkima
Bark for me, dog.
FUS RO DAH
Troonio? Debunked.
https://vsbattles.com/threads/dreams-into-nightmares-mario-cosmology-downgrade.162182/
>Used VsBITCH.com as a source
Yawn
>SCHOLARbw
Perused every word.
>Bark for m-
YOU FOOL
>3 seconds later
>retconnedvie
Thats from the show
>VSBW
gentlemen...
The list
Hi vsbw!
Dunno about the other anon, but in my case it's just that I'm tired of the same shit getting shitposted over and over. Couldn't care less about vsbattles, that's my issue.
Dunno about the other anon, but in my case I thought "this guy" was the vsbw guy
Kratos: *sneezes*
The multiverse: oh shit!
>(The Disney movie trilogy)
Yeah no. The original was also based on Taoism.
>The Wheel of Time (The Jeff Bezos TV series)
I hope he realizes the books were also woke authoritarian feminazi garbage
This was the most important moment of JOBku's life. But Luffy? It was just Tuesday for him.
Physical attacks can’t hurt Luffy so I don’t know why people think he can’t hang with Goku. At his current state, he could turn all of Goku’s attacks to rubber and deflect them back.
No he couldn’t. You think that being able to turn LIGHTNING into rubber temporarily means that he can do it to energy strong enough to bust a planet? What is this logic, and physical attacks can very much harm him seeing as how Kaido was still putting the hurt on G5.
>base goku
Yes
This is why Jehuty rapes and gapes CHUDnit 01
Would Akuma be friends with Yujiro?
I don't know about friends but they'd probably get along fine
They'd both probably give each other tips on how to effectively beat up their sons the best way
>Hakai's Superman
>walmart omega beams
I didn’t know Goku carried a sword, goku could obviously wipe the floor with Luffy if he finds out his weakness or if we assume that Ki works the same as Haki. Ki, Chakra, and Haki are all similar concepts. Spiritual energy or willpower manifested into an attack
>I didn’t know Goku carried a sword
He can just make one using ki, like what Vegito does
Sucks how much Batman is complete ass now. All Batgays do, including me, is cope with a bunch of shitty ass off brand fanfiction from a dying company. It’s really sad.
Never ever
It's a shame, I do hope they do it one day
If they knew about Saint Seiya then they would've done Galaxia vs Hades instead of vs Beerus
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Sailor bros here is the post
we have only ONE Chance at overruling the Yujirotard quads.
Don't give up!!!
Anon.... Quads can't be overruled...
Quints.
>mindbroken INCEL still dramagayging after getting BTFO in last thread
LMFAO
So I can still get Alucard, Ben 10, Aizen, and Vader crying if I get Quints?
>still crying about the GODS living rent-free in his head
It’s a no win situation. The insecurity over Superman, the ass comics which no one is reading with half of its online audience being bot views, merry Batman was a waste with too much Damian, the shills, that shit DOA game with getting killed by Harley of all people. It’s sad, Batman II will feature another moronic ass Batman like BVS and the first one, Brave and Bold will feature Damian that awful abomination of a character.
Maybe I’m just sick of this childish shit.
>GODjiro mindbroke the femdomgay
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>solos hundreds of your favorite capeshit characters
>could’ve just brought back Nappa and Raditz
>nah let’s create new OC saiyans that can fight Goku on equal terms
>brought back Nappa and Raditz
What sense would this make? No really why do this?
Raditz is Goku’s brother so there’s something there. They forgave Vegeta. They brought back Frieza and gave him a BS power up
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Who'd be a good opponent for Hibiki?
The Chojin from Urotsukidoji.
So now that all three have been on Death Battle, who wins?
Static because of Comic wank (I don't know what he has done in the comics but it's likely in some run he has some galaxy feats or something.
Evil Cole as second most likely winner if Static doesn't have anything good in the comics.
Good Cole and Misaka tied in third place because it depends on exact numbers to determine who is stronger than the other.
>Static because of Comic wank (I don't know what he has done in the comics but it's likely in some run he has some galaxy feats or something
Not really, Static is pretty much strictly street level
Really? Then Evil Cole wins. With Good Cole or Misaka (depending on who has the biggest numbers) as second most likely winners if we don't take Evil Cole as an option because DB used good Cole.
Cole
Blanka stomps
>Building level
VS
>City to Country level, City to Moon level, and Town level
I don’t even think Blanka has access to the good scaling that smaller characters like Juri, Honda, and Cammy get.
"On the Third day of Christmas, Death Battle gave to me, three slain saiyans, two gaped gods, and a lobster killing animemes"
Every day, we'll get a lucky anon who chooses that day's character. Just like with Spooky Month, the first trips of the day will be that day's carol verse (though quads/quints can overrule if occur), the winner of which getting their pic at the end of the day. Note, you actually need to @ this post to make the request (and so I can actually see when it happens rather than some random comment in the thread)
I would ask you guys to try and fit your roll as the verse in the song would (seven swans a-swimming, etc.). It ain't gonna be a hard rule, just makes the end product flow nicer.
4 Galactus CULOs
4 SEPTILLION YOTTATONS of TNT
Fourth Doctor clowning on what modern Doctor who has become
Yujiro jobbing against Sailor Mars 4 different times (4 Yujiro Ls)
THIS
4 spanks for Yujiro at the hands of SAILOR STACEY
Peak alpha woman
THIS THIS THIS
Damn it man ya fricked up!
YOU FRICKED UP
MORON
WE HAD IT
AIIIIEEEEEEE.... Or no?
Sailor bros... Did we lose?
No, we won, you idiot
He fricked it up
Holy based anon, giving his digits to that Mars poster. Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon winning since 1992 hahahahahahaha
>talking about himself in third person
MARS BROOOOOOS WE FRICKING DID IT!!!!!!!
We can't stop winning, can we? Hahaha feels good to be a MarsCHAD
fricking idiot
I was so ready to watch those Bakitards mald and you blew it
>these sailorcucks not realizing
didn't even @ TNanon
>he explicitly says it has to have tagged him to be a contending post
lol. lmao even
>The equivalent of making a touchdown but having accidentally run the wrong way
lmao
Dumbass you replied to the wrong post!
>Sailorgays literally cucked themselves by not following the instructions
Well even if we lose for this all I'd say is that it took another SailorCHAD to defeat team SailorCHAD...
Not really. They were already defeated, this was just slamming them down when they tried to get up.
Sailor CHADS are invincible. They can't be defeated by any outside force.
Fellow Marschad reporting here. It seems that Reichads won again
Get it over your thick skulls, Sailor Mars ALWAYS wins.
Last post overrules. Also you got BTFO. And this is a Sailor Moon thread now
Quads overrule, not the other way around. You lost Sailorsissy.
Sorry gay, thread consensus was that Sailor Moon WON... and you stayed very quiet after that
>“thread” consensus
You and a poster who doesn’t abide by the AOC (so also you) spamming the thread does not mean that anyone agreed with your headcanon. I’m also NTA, I just think that it’s funny that you’re sperging out and constantly trying to fish for digits.
You got btfo b***h. Cope at will now
>Note, you actually need to @ this post to make the request
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO! SAILORSLURPERS, WE LOST TO OUR OWN INCOMPETENCE??? Next time, make sure you’re actually (You)ing the actual request anchor alongside your “seconding” request.
here's the REAL GET that followed the rules
True, ignore the coping sailorbitch
Four Godzillas making Sopa de Gamera
GALACTUS CULO BROS WE CAN WIN
CULOFORCE
4 GALACTUS CULO
>Those numbers
The CULOforce is speaking...
We MUST gather our energy culobrothers
4 Galactus culo absorbing Unicron
Baki characters dressed as Sailor moon characters (4 cosplayers)
4 GALACTUS CULO ABSORBING UNICRON AND SAILOR MOON AND HER FRIENDS
Yujiro voring all the sailor moon characters
johhny joestar spinning 4 times
8 minus 4 is 4 so i win
can't wait for my spinning johnny
Johnny Joestar vs ALL of Megaten
Unicron's square CULO absorbing Galactus
Don't forget the holy quints
Sailor quints reign supreme
The sacred quints overrule anything and everything
Quints are multiversal level
Five Golden Ottos!!!
>though quads/quints can overrule if occur
Well, has anyone gotten quads or quints since then?
Yes, ME RIGHT NOW
Well... It was wroth the try
No. No it wasn't.
Where's the G1 blog for the fight?
It’s not even Sunday yet.
Sunday
>Kratos broke Valhalla
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>Cant just punch Valhalla into submission
>Almost dies for good for trying to break the rules of Valhallas magic therapy session and has to be saved by valkyrie mommy
Lmao WEAKtos
your favorite verse? jobs to Artemis
Black person-Man victim
Goku FRICKS him btw
Next DBC is Silver Surfer vs Galvatron
Yujiro raping the sailor scouts even harder
Whatever happens I just want to say this was hilarious, hope the shit show continues
>sailortard is sperging out
Could EMH Hank Pym defeat Animated Omni Man?
Is he acting in-character, or is the "shrink down, climb into his butthole, and expand" maneuver in play here?
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Henry_Pym_(EMH)
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Omni-Man_(TV_Series)
Yeah
So thor is "dwarf star level" yet was knocked out by an island level laser, curious
He is a glass Canon of course!
Welcome to capeshit.
I say we give the win to the Galactus CULO team because they are the most hilarious choice
THANK YOU BROTHER
>Thread already MINDBROKEN about Sailor Senshi superiority
Time to finish them... with Makoto Kino's MASSIVE TEEN UDDERS
You mean her talent
Jupiter's got A LOT of talent
Damn, Yujiro gets to plap THAT??!???
More TALENT
Batman who Kek/Dark Metal is dogshit and made DC even worse.
Change my mind
I doubt anyone will argue on that, Batkek got boring around the time he made himself a Justice League that laughs, had a short return to form because that one song for Death Metal was good and thats it.
No one forced you to read a bunch of shitty niche comics.
Females? Won.
>sailorgays fricked it up, only one last option
>someone has to get sexts
We won homosexual. Previous quads OVERRULED
>can't even read the rules tnanon made
lol
We got the quads, we fricking WON. You will NOT VARsinso our victory. You will cope, seethe and dilate
You didn't tag TNanon. You failed the gesture of respect.
We still overruled the previous one. Cope
>fails to follow rules
KWAB!
>obedient beta sissy follows the rules to a tee
Lmao ngmi
You did indeed win "homosexual"... as in the guy who made the post is a homosexual who fricked up.
That's exactly my plan
>sailor troons are so mindbroken by GODjiro that they frick up their one chance
KEK
The next cast is Silver Surfer vs Galvatron.
Silver Surfer stomps unless you give Galvatron his Super Megatron transformation which is technically a Galvatron transformation since the 2 out of 3 times he used it he was Galvatron before
>sailortroon is so mindbroken he doesn't even know the number
New Therewolf track. (The Hero vs Aleph vs Demi-Fiend vs Flynn vs Nanashi vs Nahobino [Shin Megami Tenshi])
Speaking of, Therewolf's commissions opened up today.
Shin Megami Tensei*
>Yukari vs Gilgamesh never
Maybe one day? It's probably the most fun matchup either has.
It's more likely than shit like Hit Vs Sakuya or other awful Touhou Match ups. Is either that or Dio Vs Sakuya.
Death Battle shits on Goku, you think they'd accurately portray GilgaGOD?
I don't know what kind of powers Gilgamesh from Fate has, but after Gojo Vs Makima I don't trust DB to accurately portray characters with complex abilities crashing against each other
>Gojo vs Makima
That match up doesn't even make sense.
They’re contrasts anon. Think! I find it funny how Gojo Vs Makima is one of the most recent examples of two characters being polar opposites of one another fighting, and no one seems to understand it.
I prefer my fights to be two characters on equal footing.
Perhaps I should avoid these threads till I catch up on JJK and CSM manga because as someone whose watching S2 of JJK and watched S1 of CSM, I don't see how Makima even stands in the ball park with Gojo.
I mean if you watched the DB episode you might have and idea, otherwise just the Idea of Makima fighting Gojo is a huge Spoiler
I haven't watched Death Battle since Dio vs Alucard. I assume you can guess why.
B-but why are you on a DB thread then?
cause these are good battleboarding spaces
the show is just an excuse for a general, you know nobody here takes them seriously, right?
>you know nobody here takes them seriously, right?
If you’re letting a result live in your head rent free, then doesn’t that mean you’re taking it seriously? That’s also just ignoring how debating the result and MU’s that are announced is normal in the Death Battle gen- I mean, NOT general and completely normal threads. Can’t let the jannies get wise.
what makes you think I care about the results?
To offer match ups for discussion, rightfully call out Death Battle's frick ups and lies, and to see the shitposting
Control, Bang and her contract is what allows her to stay in the fight for basically all of her MU’s. But since you’ve only watched the first season of CSM I swill assume that you have literally no idea what any of those things are or how they’re useful.
Also if you’re an anime-only then how the frick did you avoid any of spoilers centered around either character.
I am a master of the hide button.
>prefer my fights to be on equal footing
Based.
That's why you don't say
Omni Man vs Xeno Vegeta
You say Omni Man vs Saiyan Saga Vegeta.
Yeah, and it took away a far BETTER Makima matchup, too
Pic unrelated
None of the zoomercore ideas do. Every franchise that debuted after 2014 should be banned from death battle.
Mainly, he throws stuff
Have some autism.
Thanks
Why did Goku have to clash against Superman when hes much stronger than him and didnt need to do that to win.
Superman would have NEVER touched MUI Goku and he doesnt have the skill to touch him either. A clash was the only way Superman would have won.
>Why did Goku have to clash against Superman
he's a fightgay
Death Battle are Supergays.
Why do you think Batman had to fight Iron Man's entire army?
cause tony can summon it all remotely
I thought the point of DB was to tank the most wanked version of each character and smash them together like toys? Oh its actually just to put the creators preferred character over the other? Got it.
Batman's arsenal on Pluto mogs Tony. Hell Batman in just Hell Bat nearly solo'd all Tony's shit.
it's a gimmick of his that he can summon it all to him remotely. to deny him that advantage when batman can't summon them the same way would've been stupid. they equalized hellbat and godbuster ok? but they gave tony TWO godbusters. to even begin mismatching the stats there would be so fricking anal. batman CAN lose fights batgay
Batman can call remote batwing drops
Elaborate on how you think that would’ve changed the fight animation
Drop in shit
>JOBgamesh
Could Superman be wished away by the Dragon Balls? I know Goku would never do that, but in case he went full-Injustice and Goku and friends had no choice, would it work, considering Superman supposedly doesn’t resist magic?
You cant wish away someone if they are stronger than the creator of the dragon balls
Cant you just go "no" to shenron if you are strong enough? Unless they changed that anyway. The different dragons had different capabilities from what I recall
Just beat his ass
only with super shenron at best, but I think superman just can't be deleted or some shit
He can be deleted, it's just that Supermen popping up is a universal constant in DC
Normal ones? Unlikely, he's been unable to grant wishes before, esp against those against their wills. Super Shenron however likely could given how Zeno and Grand Priest seem to infer they can make any wish whatsoever
I don't remember a Shenron wish ever being used to kill someone. But he probably could be sent home with them, as both Vegeta and Broly have been teleported against their will( end of Namek Saga and Super Broly, respectively.)
Broly probably agreed to that wish
Aquarion Logos versus Demonbane when?
never because the fight needs to have at least 1 character that normalgays can recognize
wtf was Killua vs Misaka then?
sounds like fodder to me
>That batsuit wouldn't have mattered anons!
>that's why we didn't use it haha
>Also Tony gets his entire arsenal and Batman doesn't get his!
Didn't they addressed this on a black box during the episode?
Something something Tony resisted something from Mephisto so whatever Hax that armor has shouldn't be considered a Wincon for batman
They addressed this by saying something about Mephisto and how Tony didn’t have to be there at all. If you’re b***hing about it not being in the fight animation they probably didn’t have a sprite and didn’t wanna pay for one
Yeah they purposefully shit on Batman, again. I know anon.
They don't need to. DC does every year
Strange, DC shits on Superman all the time too and yet Death Battle gladly deep throats him. I
That is true. They're so corny when they talk about Superman. It's like their pledge of allegiance
What do you mean?
Talking about the holocaust in Superman's breakdown was cornflakes
They’re saving that suit for Batman vs Vegeta
Killua VS Misaka and Gojo VS Makima were poorly animated DB should have stuck to Mugen or JUS sprites instead.
Honestly they should’ve just let Moro fully hand animate them. Those bits were the best part of their respective episodes. I assume that he was just too new to sprites or something.
Goku vs Superman was poorly researched
How many times has Death Battle been debunked?
Almost every episode has something really fricking moronic in it so lot
Every single episode
Would Silver Surfer try to cure Galvatron's insanity?
We will never know because moron battle wasted surfer on the capeshit manhunter episode that no on asked for
I hope DC gets bombed.
OK Al-Qaeda
Wait.. you guys actually watch Death Battle and aren't just in the thread to talk about your own match ups and power scaling?
Yeah, I do. What are going to do, spit on me?
No but I will laugh at you for giving Death Battle any credibility.
We watch the animations
Kratosbros...
I doubt our Lord was that tall and jacked in life hahaha but that's a cool picture
K.O
Superbros??????
??????????
Superman faces hardship, Superman dies, followers mourn, comes back to life (resurrected), becomes the savior of the world and Justice League in the movie.
How are people not seeing the symbolism?
You know what Superman and Jesus have in common? Both are israeli inventions.
I mean, insofar as Superman is considered the "child" of his creators, yes
so the pic for tomorrow is Yujiro raping the sm girls right
Seems like it will be. An easy to do it would probably just edit the "it's been 16 years since then" but put the sailor scouts in place of the hairy guy.
...God said about Kratos' sins as Jesus forgave him.
.. as Kratos beat Jesus and God to death
Kratos would never do that in-character
What do you think Jesus is forgiving him for?
lmao, Jesus alone would body Kratos eternally, God is overkill.
Trinity
They're like if Frieza's sealed forms were walking around by themselves
That's modalism Patrick!
What are Jesus feats? He couldn't even save himself from some normie regular roman soldiers
Jesus is God so all of God's feats are Jesus's feats.
heresy.
JESUS CHRIST IS GOD
.. freeing White people from israeli fables.
Hitler lost
…against PEDOku
.... is what I would say if I urgently needed to go back.
Jews won. Happy Hanukkah.
FOUR yujiros at that
Sailor CHADS got fricking QUINTS, that overrules anything and everything... also the post he was replying to links directly to tnanon there
... Cuckiro lost, you got BTFO and now have to deal with the consequences
Except the get post itself didn't reply to TNanon
Cope
Quints reign supreme. Cope more b***h
DC/Warnerbros has this weird obsession of protraying Superman as a messiah like figure in mainstream media. It’s almost like he’s a corporate product meant to brainwash the stupid masses.
Superbros..
Smallville did the same thing.
The Flash movie was kind of all about how the world is fricked if Superman never arrived. That movie had bad acting btw. Blue Paragon privileges LOL
Watch it be forced in MAWS.
You already had the whole sun symbolism thing in the first episode.
Superbros….we can’t deny it anymore
>We need you Clark!
Who is Doomsday?
Doomsday = last day of World’s existence
Justice League War
>We won’t win without our big
>The world needs you Clark! The world needs Clark Kent!
Has no one caught onto this already???
>sailor troon is still seething
>b***h still can't believe "he" got BTFO by quints
Typical blue paragon privileges. I hated this shit in Sonic too.
>sailor troon is projecting
Strongest character composite IRL human can beat?
Depends on how the composite works, are they an amalgamation of all 7.88 billion people, or are they just highest feat in all fields(as strong as the world's strongest man, fast as Usain Bolt, as smart as Hawking, mastery of all martial arts, etc). If it's the first, they could actually be pretty high, strength alone should be in the 600 megaton range. If it's the second, they're on par with Cap, Batman, and other peak humans, because that would literally be what they are.
usually when people throw around composite in battle boards it means the latter
Be honest. How many of you people haven't been outside since 2020?
I haven't been outside since 2017
We're all bots, you're the only person in the thread.
They told me I can't go outside until Goku wins in death battle.
Superman gets treated like a god in mainstream. Literally what the frick.
>Very anti-totalitarian genuine far leftist. Meaning, I am not a completely insincere, deceitful, manipulative, poisonous, and divisive hate-spewing fake leftist propagandist for the totalitarian genuine far right elitist/supremacist international oligarchy.
marge?
Who's winning this battle
>Asgore Vs Springtrap
>Not Asgore Vs Andrias
>Or Springtrap Vs literally anyone else
Huh? Also if there’s ever going to be an Undertale rep it should be Asgore or Frisk/Chara first. Undyne and the skeleton man can wait.
I chose those two because they're both "antagonistic characters from hit indie games that have murdered children"
Sure, but one of them is/was a benevolent king who had to kill in order to free his kingdom from their prison, and it’s an act he didn’t even WANT to do in the first place, and the other is William “I kill because murder is funny” Afton. Springtrap is better suited for Chucky or Momokuma. But Asgore stomps Willy if you were wondering.
They couldn’t even help themselves in Injustice 1, they had to have the good Superman come in with a hope savior complex and clean up everything with almost no effort.
The whole Zack Snyder thing was a psyop fiasco.
Just watched the Excalibur vs Raiden episode
Sponsoring an episode of Death Battle should be treated as bribing the judges
>Solos the current Avengers lineup in the comics
being
Black Panther, Captain America (Wilson), Captain Marvel (Danvers), Impossible City, Iron Man, Thor (Odinson), Scarlet Witch, Vision.
take Scarlet Witch and Thor out and he wins
Really?
Yeah
Vision and Capvel are fricky but if he goes for them straight he can win
Carol Danvers solos VergJOB.
How strong did they make those two btw? Did they use lore and statements over in game showings? Because if so, how will anti Kratosgays cope?
That was a special case. Because unless you take lore for one and gameplay for the other the results don't change. Lore Dovahkiin Vs Lore CU is a W for Dovahkiin, And Gameplay Dovahkiin Vs Gameplay CU is still a W for Dovahkiin.
They mainly used gameplay elements (Dovahkiin's fast regeneration of mana and stamina, the magic rolls of CU, their game arsenals, etc) but to determine their high ends they went with the lore (CU being able to sustain an entire universe with his soul, Dovahkiin defeating Alduin who's able to eat infinity, and many other silly things)
This last part angered a select ground of people because, for starters Lore (SPECIALLY for TES) isn't written with the games in mind (and yes, it is as moronic as it sounds) DS and Skyrim lore are almost completely detached to the gameplay fantasies they come from. Add to that the fact that "power scaling logic" is also detached from narrative value (we try to calc the exact potency of feats while writers most go by rule of cool) AND gameplay value, mixing Lore and powerscaling logics ends up portraying an image of the character completely detached from what fans of said character recognize (Dovahkiin being able to fire arrows at infinite speeds, Chosen Undead being faster than light, ETC).
>That was a special case.
Stopped reading there. That basically translates too "its okay for these ones but not for God of War"
If you'd kept reading, you would have seen that it wasn't ok, illiterate.
Not reading the rest of your word salad, cope.
I'm not the anon that posted it, just sick of your moronation, dumbfrick.
Maybe I should have used "different" instead of "special". What I'm trying to say is that lore is a huge factor in favor of Kratos (changing the character radically) but with Dovahkiin Vs Chosen Undead it's just relevant if you take lore from one of them and not the other.
Based.
You guys think the guy wanking the frick out of Black Hat in that other thread is the same one that tried to shill him here last summer
QRD? I only started posting here a few days ago.
do you already know which character black hat is
This guy right?
yep
So basically he comes from a show (?) by CN LATAM (?) and he's like the BOSSMAN of bad guys and ge sells shit to other CN villains and stuff
Last summer a guy cane here and spent a day wanking the frick out of him, calling him homieversal and shit
And when I was looking through that post you linked I noticed the guy repeatedly defending Black Hat there, saying he's super strong but not a Mary Sue and shit types a lot like that guy, refers to similar concepts (like "Eldritch" or the idea that he's actually just an avatar for a more powerful true form) and I think he's even posted an image he used here
Shit thread
>VerJOB
>Liam’s dream match
>Hyped up for years
>Already forgotten after 6 months
Why didn’t it appeal to DS and ES fans?
DS fans didn't like it because it fundamentally mangled the lore of their gritty, low-powered dark fantasy all to give CU a power level that was in the end, irrelevant.
Skyrim fans didn't like it because it depicted the Dragonborne as a patsy to a dude literally named Darkstalker Kaath who doomed a world/universe because he thought blowing out the font of all light and warmth was a great idea and ends the fight on his back.
No one looked good.
I usually just believe that the fight takes place in a separate universe and once its done the fighters go back home like nothing happened.
6 months is a long time.
6 months is like 5 years in Internet time.
It's been ages since I gave an update on the stats.
>number of franchises featured in fights (not counting real life people and other gag fights): 134
>the oldest one is from 1928 (Disney/Mickey Mouse) and the newest is from 2018 (Chainsaw Man)
>in total 2 franchises are from the 1920s, 3 from the 1930s, 3 from the 1950s, 3 from the 1960s, 3 from the 1970s, 32 from the 1980s, 38 from the 1990s, 32 from the 2000s, 18 from the 2010s
>only 41 franchises were featured in more than one battle
>the best ratio of wins belongs to DC (24W, 17L: +7)
>the worst ratio belongs to Street Fighter (4W, 8L: -4)
>Godzilla, Kirby and Kingdom Hearts are still the only remaining franchises with more than one battle without a single loss
>Soulcalibur and Bleach have had more than one fight without a single victory
>Galactus vs. Unicron won't change anything in a significant way
>kraTARD seething at GODgil
>The COPE has already begun
Opponent for Saint Celestine of Warhammer 40k?
Elesh Norn
>GODtos
>CAN'TEVENSAVEHISFAMILYAFTERBEINGGIVENASECONDCHANCEtos
>GAPEDtos
>LIVESRENTFREEINTHEMINDSOFEVERYANONtos
>WEAKgil seething
>CANONICALLYKILLEDBYFODDERENEMIEStos
Well?
Kratos stomps both.
Kratos gets stomped and gaped by both.
Do the vsbw tourists know that we're probably not ever going to be swayed to their side about their fanfic version of Kratos?
I ask the same about DBSpics.
Hey, the DBSpics are fine by me, man. In general they know where things stand, with only Listroon still being a sore loser. The vsbw are trying to push a vision of the character that is continuously refuted by all showings by the creators ever since GoW 4.
Do you detect even a smidge of self-awareness from them?
The thing is, a decade ago I had similar views to them on vs debating. Then I grew up and learned about nuance, characterization, and the accomplishments of characters within the flow of a narrative. Maybe they'll do the same?
Then they're probably in for a lot more disappointment.
Read the post above yours and tell me if this moron is even capable of learning or growth.
No, they think we'll subscribe to their overlords' "OBJECTIVELY CORRECT" vision because they lack critical thinking skills
Same as the guys who defend Death Battle
>CANONICALLYWIPEDOUTTHEGREEKPANTHEONWHICHFOUNDEDTHEWORLDOFGODOWAR123UNIVERSEtos
The Valhalla DLC implies that Greece is still going, but in a considerably shittier state than before. Killing the pantheon didn't even destroy the land or wipe out its people.
>Dragonborn kills Alduin therefore Dragonborn is obviously a universe buster or whatever
>Kratos kills deities that overthrew primordials that created the universe. He's like, building level
AHHHHH THE SWEET SMELL OF HYPOCRISY, KratosGODS.
Both are moronic wank pieces, yes
>wank
There's that lovely word that only applies to characters like Kratos but never to Superman, Goku, etc.
Well, I applied it to both characters that were brought up. Why are you bringing up these others?
>"b-but Superman"
do kratosgays ever get tired of bring up Superman out of fricking nowhere.
rent free
Kratos is weak.
>Created the universe
Only Greece.
>I can't argue against vsbw so I just cope by seething and memeing
every time KEKAROOOOOOO
Btw, Goku solos the shit out of Superman going by vsbw.
>kratard hiding behind Goku
>no counter argument
To what, b***h boy?
Has anyone else noticed Cinemaphile is linked to non-blueboards today, or is it just me?
What are you talking about?
Scroll to either the very top or bottom of the page, newfren. You see those letters separated by slashes? Those are links to other boards on Cinemaphile. Usually, Cinemaphile doesn't link to Cinemaphile nsfw boards (non-blueboards); today it does. Thus endeth your spoonfeeding.
>Usually, Cinemaphile doesn't link to Cinemaphile nsfw boards (non-blueboards); today it does
Oh, you're right. I just wasn't paying attention to it. Also frick you.
Does that need be a thing if /aco/ already exists?
Wut
it's because they're adding a "comics and cartoon pornography" board. they were going to call it /cp/ but for obvious reasons they backtracked and almost crashed the site
Why not CCP?
So /aco/ moron?
>The time when Armada megs killed G1 galvatron
UT megatron was at his weakest in armada and yet he had the star saber like a glock
I found a pic of Speedy, please don't cancel me for doxing him.
Not Speedy, not fat enough.
Who should fight Cipher LULZ' employee of the year?
If there's gonna be a new board it should be /ai/.
Honestly, yeah. No one wants to admit it, though.
Lads, I found Speedy's chair
What does it smell like?
Batman has his standard loadout. Winter Soldier has an M4, Glock 17, and a combat knife.
Battle takes place in a abandoned psychiatric hospital that may or may not be haunted.
Killer Croc dies somehow.
>Batman and Winter Soldier fighting in the ruined cafeteria
>Bucky fires off a round from his Glock
>Batman dodges
>Killer Croc for whatever reason enters
>gets hit in the eye
>dies
>loses to Aunt May
>loses to Foggy Nelson
>loses to J. Jonah Jameson
>loses to Edwin Jarvis
is there ANYONE Killer Croc can defeat?
Kratos.
At least he got to frick Enchantress for a while
Will we get a S11 teaser on Monday or nah?
yes. the prophecy (GvS3, Unicron vs Galactus) is unfolding before our eyes. we're getting Allah vs Trimurti next season
Columbo is in the trailer betting it now.
>"NEXT TIME"
>anime guy
>"THIS SEASON"
>Dragonball
>"GOES"
>Marvel
>"TO"
>vidya
>"ELEVEN"
>Tom and Wile
>goes to eleven
>marvel
Wrong capeshit boogieman.
Probably, unless they just replay the Tom vs Wile trailer.
>SAMEBITCH..
>not even Omni-Man level
It’s Kakarover…
CC Goku is. Xeno Goku is. Super Goku is.
What are these Gokus? Why aren't they cope?
Dragon Ball Super Heroes Goku, Xenoverse Goku, and Dragon Ball Super Goku.
Also I've seen people argue that there are speed of light feats in classic Dragon Ball.
Are those licensed video games or something?
no
The absolute state of DC
Batman can kill someone with that BIG ASS SHARP NOSE
SUPERSHITTERSSS
I hate Wonder Woman. Feminist piece of shit.
Ares (PJO) vs The Incredible Hulk (MCU)
Is there a good supergirl matchup?
She Hulk, Sailor Moon, Muh Dik.
>Muh Dik
He said a good matchup, not a pitiful one
Supergirl is pretty strong. I'm sure she'll only get a little broken. At first.
>She Hulk
Power Girl (technically still the same)
>Sailor Moon
Seiya
>Muh Dik
As if.
My leige!
She-Hulk has the cousins connection
"On the Fourth day of Christmas, Death Battle gave to me, four strongest ogres, three slain saiyans, two gaping gods, and a lobster killing animemes"
Every day, we'll get a lucky anon who chooses that day's character. Just like with Spooky Month, the first trips of the day will be that day's carol verse (though quads/quints can overrule if occur), the winner of which getting their pic at the end of the day. Note, you actually need to @ this post to make the request (and so I can actually see when it happens rather than some random comment in the thread)
I would ask you guys to try and fit your roll as the verse in the song would (seven swans a-swimming, etc.). It ain't gonna be a hard rule, just makes the end product flow nicer.
Your thumbnail is shit and you're a wiener sucking little homosexual, as expected from a namegayging attention prostitute
>sailorgay is still sperging out
kek
Namegays don't belong in this website. They should frick off together with you
Lol anon, this made you real salty for some reason
FIVE ASS VOIDED KAIJUgayS
>he’s still trying
Still? My last was try was three bencucks seething, two threads ago.
What's your major damage, freakjob?
Five dead gameras
>pic is five Gamera incarnations all dead by Godzillas hand
Five jobbing batmen
Five Tripgay anons
5 Speedys rolling
This. Have them be:
>Thumbnail anon
>Streamable anon
>Otto
>Leaker anon
>BvS Guy (RIP)
5 research team members malding.
This:
5 hanging listroons
5 Tribal Chiefs
Roman sama… I fuarking kneel
Jesus can't defeat anyone in a Death Battle, not even Batman. Really makes you think.
Streetshitter don't think.
Why is Jesus so fricking weak? Bet he would lose against Muhammad too
He's too strong.
Monsterverse bros…
We got another buff
(This is from that ice mole Titan btw)
What does that mean or do?
Should be multi continental bare minimum. Keep in mind that this is some no name shit tier titan doing this
I dunno, an ice mole sounds powerful. I don't think I could beat one.
kao ken x40 goku has bigger biceps so he wins hands down
I like receiving anal sex from LopiBats. Yes, I'm a massive homosexual.
>sailortard sperging out