Death Battle

Next fight is Galactus (Marvel) vs Unicron (Transformers) on Dec 18.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-unicron.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-galactus.html
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Fight Trailer:
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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's holding composite fiction in his hands

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bejobber
      what a joke

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      HE'S HERE!!!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...helpless, calling for his mistress to change his diaper the 2nd time today, since he's unable to.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come Spider-Man hasn’t received any serious wank over the decades? He’s always stayed the same while other heroes have gotten crazy power ups

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he has.
      >le beats up Hulk, Iron Man, the X-Men, Galactus' heralds despite only being insect strength
      >Reed fricking Richards is reduced into saying "duhhhh you're totally as smart as me when I wuz your age Peter"
      They're just commonly dismissed as plotarmor writer' wank because at his core everyone should know his powers are the proportionate strength of a spider, not being Superman

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Dragon Ball ended after the Piccolo Jr. fight (as Roshi jokes about it seeming like the ending) who would be Superman's eastern opponent for that sweet sweet East vs West match-up?
    Would Thor/Hulk be his most popular fight?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one knows since Shonen anime would be somewhat different if Z didn't exist.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Admittedly yes.
        No GT/Heroes/Super doesn't really change the timeline much, but cutting the original manga in half definitely would.
        I was just curious what characters people would try to name.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly most likely Saitama or Gojo Satoru but I'm particularly unsure since these 2 characters come into existence many decades later, and I think that part of Superman VS Goku popularity is due to how long it's been a debated matchup with both casuals and powerscalers alike.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So your name is Vi eh? Well I'll teach you a thing or two about boxing kid.
    Wildcat (DC Comics) vs Vi (League of Legends)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know who this guy is, but he looks raw as hell

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Characters this season that beat Gojo
    >No diff tier
    Discord
    Bill cypher
    Raven
    Phoenix
    Frieza
    Megatron
    The doctor
    Silver Surfer
    Martian manhunter
    Courage
    Scooby
    Son Goku
    Clark Kent
    Galactus
    Unicron
    >Low diff tier
    Ant man (can possibly tank UV because scientist supreme brain, also ants lack CE so he can just kill Gojo with ants inside his domain)
    Stitch (super brain tanks UV and just kills Gojo inside his domain)
    Rick Sanchez (could possibly tank UV for a moment and the portal gun can bypass Limitless easily)
    Vader (force ends the battle almost instantly and defends him against UV)
    Cole (exploits Gojo's weakness to brain damage and energy drain , has a massive speed and toughness advantage. UV's effects would likely not work on him, or at least it would take too much time before it does)
    >Mid diff tier
    Obito (kamui bypasses limitless and Gojo can't do shit against Rikudo)
    Dovahkiin (soul frickery alone kills Gojo, but he has like 10 other ways to do it)
    Chosen Undead (Outclasses Gojo in almost all aspects, and even if he lacks ways around his Hax eventually Gojo would succumb from exhaustion)
    >High diff tier
    Alex Mercer (sorcerers are weak against viruses, while Gojo has the power to kill him Alex has a key counter to his DE in the from of his advanced way to absorb info. The battle could go either way but Alex has the endurance advantage)

    Characters this season Gojo beats
    >High diff tier
    Makima
    >Mid diff tier
    Rocket Raccoon (guns can decimate Gojo inside his domain but otherwise can't bypass Limitless)
    >Low diff tier
    Misaka Mikoto (would surprise Gojo with speed, but can't hurt him)
    Killua (same as Misaka but worse)
    Atom (I don't think he can survive UV or bypass Limitless)
    Dimitri (unless he can cast magic directly inside his opponents he lacks any way to hurt Gojo, let alone survive his attacks)
    >No diff tier
    Guts (can't really do anything against Gojo)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      avatargay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you not understand
      gutforce win

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They all beat Alien X.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ... in their dreams.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...as Alien X loses to Ultraman.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ... proving that those are indeed their dreams, because alien x bodies ultraman.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              ...in my dreams, as Ultraman's bigger, more omnipresent, and can warp realities. And has over 3 trillion deaths under his belt.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >h-he's bigger!!!
                Cool argument, won't save him.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a-alien x
                Gets beheaded by a single Specium Disc, collapses and blows up.
                Cope.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your post is indeed cope.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...I say as I openly weep as Ultraman lets his infant child beat Alien X.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >[fanfiction]
                KWAB!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Alien X beating Ultraman IS fanfiction tier.
                LOL, LMAO

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no!!!!
                Kek. The ultraBITCH's banter game is pathetic.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >universes aren't infinite
            >multiverse might be finite
            get ultraFODDER and his shit cosmology out of here

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              ...I say, cause I can't understand the lore behind the Ultra-series and it makes me mad my Ben Tenyearold loses.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                post the "lore" then
                with scans

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Scans
                It's a fricking tv show you moron. Start reading, BenTenyearold
                https://ultra.fandom.com/wiki/Ultraman_(character)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't know what scans is used to refer to
                >can only link to a basic wiki page for the character
                nevermind, you don't actually care about ultraman and are just here seeking attention

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >uses a wiki that's currently endorsed by the Ultraman company, Tsuburaya Productions.
                >Y-YOU'RE NOT AN ULTRAMAN FAN
                Read. The. Page. BenTenyearold.

                >n-no!!!!
                Kek. The ultraBITCH's banter game is pathetic.

                >u-ultrab-bitch
                Yea, Ultraman would make Alien X his Ultra-Bitch. Guy can't even throw a punch! Lmfao.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >[headcanon]

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >f-fanfiction and h-head cannon
                59 years of media says otherwise.
                >alien x

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >59 years
                In which that doesn't happen. Thanks for the concession!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...said Ultraman as he snapped Alien X's spine.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more fanfiction

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >f-fanfiction
                The ultimate cope. Thanks for the free win, Bentenyearold.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOO MY FANFICTION IS CANON!!!
                Chris chan levels of delusion lmao

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry, but Ultraman just wins.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... the losing competition.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can't come up with a way alien x can 'beat' ultraman
                >resorts to /dbs/ homosexualry.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                and what would interest me in that page? the discussion here was about the cosmology and I fail to see how that page would directly help
                truth is you probably just googled to see a few ultraman attack names and came here to hide behind him
                wouldn't surprise me if you actually were the nikotard trying to make others fight against people who post kaijus

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't mention anything about attacks
                >nikotard
                Rent free.
                Yeah. I'm just some guy who hopped on the Ultra-Bandwagon that's so well known in these threads. Just ignore I bought every available DVD/BluRay from Millcreek, from Ultra Q to Ultraman R/B, sat through the horrible quality subs of The * Ultraman and Gridman, and can name every fricking Kaiju and Seijin from their profile in shadow alone. Yeah. I'm such a fricking poser. I even got a fricking picture with Bin, the suit actor who played Ultraman, THREE TIMES, when ever he visited GFest. No. Please, tell me how I am the most unqualified to discuss a topic that I know more about then most of the other spergs in this thread know about their wanked series,

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >r-rent free
                yeah it's you alright

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a-anyone who posts tokusatsu is the nikogay
                LOL AND LMAO! ROFL EVEN!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hoo-wee. That half assed deflection confirms it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >c-confirms
                You should really charge rent.

                >IESLB

                >doesn't make a single grammar mistake
                >uses /dbs/ inane babbling shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't mention anything about attacks
                >nikotard
                Rent free.
                Yeah. I'm just some guy who hopped on the Ultra-Bandwagon that's so well known in these threads. Just ignore I bought every available DVD/BluRay from Millcreek, from Ultra Q to Ultraman R/B, sat through the horrible quality subs of The * Ultraman and Gridman, and can name every fricking Kaiju and Seijin from their profile in shadow alone. Yeah. I'm such a fricking poser. I even got a fricking picture with Bin, the suit actor who played Ultraman, THREE TIMES, when ever he visited GFest. No. Please, tell me how I am the most unqualified to discuss a topic that I know more about then most of the other spergs in this thread know about their wanked series,

                >more about then most
                Cope and seethe.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >c-cope and seethe
                I clearly know more about Ultraman then anyone in these threads know about the IPs they wank.

                >NOOO MY FANFICTION IS CANON!!!
                Chris chan levels of delusion lmao

                >can't come up with an argument on how alien x would beat Ultraman.
                >keeps screeching about fanfiction.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"I DIDN'T MAKE GRAMMAR MISTAKES!!!"
                >mistake is pointed out
                >deflects
                You? Done.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...Ultraman said to Alien X who was laying on the ground, shitting himself

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >scat fanfiction
                Yikes. Then again, it's on brand for an ESL.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So most /dbs/ tourist?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, people who only go to /dbs/ as tourists are often ESLs.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank god I no go /dbs/ yes

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >IESLB

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mexiSHIT inferiority complex

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hboc
        alien x? solos
        the aforementioned fact? broke you

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    since it was brought up last thread, is this a good match?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why yes indeed
      It's an actual fun mu that can actually have Gohan go all out and do goofy Great Saiyaman shit

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    changing The Ultimate Nullifier in the context of the first Galactus arc to just a gun wouldn't change a single thing which is funny, The Watcher tells them to retrieve a gun in Galactus's car and then the final has them threatening to shoot him with the gun

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would still have to be a cosmic level gun, you know.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kup is the best Autobot.
    That is all.

  9. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Batjobber. Sad!

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gaytos
      Pathetic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jobsura
        Skadoosh.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Skadoosh
          Asura says as he flicks Kratos once.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >some roided up guy with implants
        just hack his suit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the new dlc confirms that the greek world is separate from the norse world and also the gods are confirmed to be metaphysical beings

      i just have one question for you all kratos down players: how are you coping now?

      >KINGtos

      [...]
      >can CANONICALLY (Biblically Canonical) beat the Christian God

      All this desperate wank and he still gets victimized by Wonder Woman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a power bottom.

  11. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    >makes someone mad

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sailorb***h is still seething in the last thread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rent-free mindbroken-kun

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOKTOR.. why are my FILTER inhabiTORS not working?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We became Cinemaphile again

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So I am cursed to deal with that namegay?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes
          LopiBats is here to say, it would seem

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just put your filters back in but for Cinemaphile instead of Cinemaphile.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have and they do not work.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Flag the moronic b***h until he gets rangeb&

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sailorb***h is seething here now

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw no w*men are present

  16. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Batman kind of sucked ass in mainstream too. Other than some comics, anyone notice how one note he is? Am I just overdone with this character? It’s like DC doesn’t care anymore.
    DCAMU - exposition machine barely did cool shit
    BVS - moronic as hell despite being a seasoned detective, tricked by a young lex, had an autistic meldown over a Superman who didn’t want to hurt him
    Justice League- Superman’s b***h
    The Batman - moronic as hell here to. What the frick? Played by an incel with glasses.
    DCAU - Good at first but then turned into a cold exposition machine and got boring as frick quick. He didn’t get a single great fight scene like Flash and Superman.

    Am I just going insane or was Batman always shit?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are better than men

  18. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Am I just done with Batman? Maybe the character is just stale. Who should I choose as a favorite next?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lofi beats???

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lofi beats???

  20. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Honestly Superman gets treated better in mainstream. Can Batman get his fricking humanity back? Tired of this cold piece of shit.

  21. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    I dropped DC for a good while after that Martha moment. What the FRICK was that?

  22. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Inb4 some payed Batfreak shill comes in acting moronic as frick over my statements. I know that bot b***h is reading.

  23. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Batgays can’t handle criticism for improvement but are so ready to shit on everyone else. Weak minded fricks. This is why nothing is getting better.

  24. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    There is only one solution. We must all become, LopiBats.

    • 5 months ago
      LopiBats

      Good choice. I’m the best.

  25. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Batman, Nightwing, Red Robin, and Batgirl vs Team RWBY who wins?

    • 5 months ago
      LopiBats

      Me.
      Now do I think about it. Do I even like this character? Without his villian. I can’t think of anything I enjoyed about Batman himself.

    • 5 months ago
      LopiBats

      I'd say Ruby speed blitzes but Batman has reacted to the Flash's attacks before so

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope namegays die in their sleep

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope namechads live in their sleep.

  28. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Batgays are insecure. It’s why they attack Spiderman and Superman nonstop. Even Lanterngays aren’t that fricking bad and they barely get shit. Where’s the articles studying this behavior?

  29. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    I use to attack the frick out of those two myself because I was dissatisfied with Batman. It’s called PROJECTION.

  30. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Is DC comics a money laundering scheme?

  31. 5 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    "On the Fourth day of Christmas, Death Battle gave to me, four raping ogres, three slain saiyans, two gaping gods, and a lobster killing animemes"

    Every day, we'll get a lucky anon who chooses that day's character. Just like with Spooky Month, the first trips of the day will be that day's carol verse (though quads/quints can overrule if occur), the winner of which getting their pic at the end of the day. Note, you actually need to @ this post to make the request (and so I can actually see when it happens rather than some random comment in the thread)

    I would ask you guys to try and fit your roll as the verse in the song would (seven swans a-swimming, etc.). It ain't gonna be a hard rule, just makes the end product flow nicer.

    • 5 months ago
      LopiBats

      SHUT THE FRICK UP I’M TYPING

      Anyways, I don’t see Batman getting any better. I already abandoned comics. It’s a scam with abysmal sales for fanfiction writers to put a check on their resume. I ignore the frick out of it now because I realized it doesn’t matter.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, the Yujiros rearranged those girls' guts.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, imagine how hard they laughed at kekiro being such a weak ass gay!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Artemis could rape all those Yujiros easily

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He already did

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        CHADtimus

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man, that cat is way too strong. One-shots everything ITT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 Roman Regins

  32. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Post a comic and you already shown your disqualified for falling for that off brand scam bullshit. Comics for the big 2 died ages ago. Just think it as fanfiction of ideas.

  33. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Enjoying capeshit will become 100x better if your a casual who just watches shit.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the new dlc confirms that the greek world is separate from the norse world and also the gods are confirmed to be metaphysical beings

    i just have one question for you all kratos down players: how are you coping now?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scans?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still country level

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh hey it's the guy with the only universal feat

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kratos easily tore off a multiversal guy's head

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ripping heads off is easy. And not very impressive. Now if you could REATTACH the head so it can't be ripped off? THAT'S impressive.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kratos could do that he just doesn't feel like it

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              All Kratos can do is take 10 minutes of a video game awards to talk about his life as a black man, so that the next game awards forced people to wrap up their speeches in under 2 minutes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                based WILLFULtos overpowering other videogames in the real world too

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was kind of fricked up they rushed the guy who wanted to dedicate the win to his fellow devs who died, and there was just a big blue neon sign that said 'WRAP IT UP' in the audience.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no just universal, infinite universal but still just universal

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh metaphysics
      >muh philosophy
      oh my god nerd shut the frick up.
      yes, i am going to be honest, i don't actually understand what "being a metaphysical being" means. i don't even understand what the word "metaphysics" means, call me a brainlet but if you have to use this kind of mental gymnastics to make kratos strong then he ain't strong now is he?
      show me kratos DOING something impressive.
      frick off with your "w-well you see, someone said this word and a-according to plato..."
      frick off with that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i don't understand
        i'll help you out bro!
        metaphysics is the study of being, of essence
        if a character is called metaphysical then that character is a living idea

        in the new dlc helios says that the gods are metaphysical so when kratos rips the head of helios, he is breaking apart the concept of the sun with his bare hands

        this is beyond universal or multiversal but AT MINIMUM kratos is destroying a star so kratos is actually really fricking powerful and everyone here is just coping

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's still country level and jobs to WW, Asura, Spawn, and Dante. Cope.

      oh hey it's the guy with the only universal feat

      Helios was never universal.

      >Kratos easily tore off a multiversal guy's head

      >Kratos easily gets gaped
      We know.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >country level
        So...stronger than Peter the canonical cuck? Lmao
        Time for Kratos to mash 'O' on Mj just like Paul did

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mash o
          Secondary spotted

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, even Cory Barlog, the Father of God of War, admits Spider-Man would GAPE Kratos.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That was David Jaffe and hasn't been involved with GoW since forever

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt it, but the one and only directing credit Cory Barlog has ever had on a God of War game was II, when he was only cowstaffing with the actual head Director David Jaffe, who confirmed Kratos is Multiversal. Every other game Cory was an animator or storyboarder
            "the Father of God of War" lmao I'd sooner be your stepfather from how much I ride your mom like a pony

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >b-but the devs and writers all deboonk
      Finally that annoying frick got btfo.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't understand
      i'll help you out bro!
      metaphysics is the study of being, of essence
      if a character is called metaphysical then that character is a living idea

      in the new dlc helios says that the gods are metaphysical so when kratos rips the head of helios, he is breaking apart the concept of the sun with his bare hands

      this is beyond universal or multiversal but AT MINIMUM kratos is destroying a star so kratos is actually really fricking powerful and everyone here is just coping

      are you shitting me? this is the statement you're hyping up?
      dawg this is garbage.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        STATEMENT CHADS we eatin' good

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        UHHH KRATOSSISTERS?????

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't this just saying Kratos didn't feel he was worthy of being Freya's attack dog for the reconstruction?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dunno, don't really know much about GoW but the statement sounds like a nothing burger to me.
          i feel like that other dude just heard the word "metaphysical" and immediately starting squirting fanboy juices.
          here's the scene

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            i fricked up with the link so the video starts at the beginning.
            anyone who wants the see the meta shit skip to 3:45:40

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            i fricked up with the link so the video starts at the beginning.
            anyone who wants the see the meta shit skip to 3:45:40

            Kratos getting into Valhalla is already an infinite strength feat.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              how
              >it wasn't meant to open!!
              and how much power is devoted to that action?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The power of the GoW gods like Thor, who destroyed Yggdrasil:
                Infinite

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                yggdrassil is not infinite

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It holds up multiple confirmed infinite realms including Helheim
                So you’re right it’s actually infinite x infinity

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thor shook the Nine Realms in his first clash with baby Jorgumandr.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Valkyrie are the only ones who can open the door. Their strength, speed and magic are infinite since they're everywhere at once. They collect souls from across reality and bring them to their resting place all while guarding/attending their respective roles. This is also stated in the lore books and by mimir

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                hold the frick on...
                how the FRICK does being "everywhere" means you have infinite strength and magic?
                also, mimir is not a reliable source and kratos does not believe what mimir says anyways.
                kratos.
                the guy who went back in time.
                kratos hears about omnipresent valkeries and goes "yeah right"
                and it is stated in game that the greek gods are more powerful than the norse.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the greek gods are more powerful than the norse
                >Thor destroyed all of time and space fighting a norse demon
                >Greek gods are more powerful than this
                >Kratos killed them all
                DONE.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This writing is trash. Why would an old school Greek God talk like a vsdebater. At least with other lore stuff like this, the person saying/writing the statement actually speaks like someone from that time.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's kind of a problem with Ragnarok overall
          Everyone talks too "modern"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dunno, don't really know much about GoW but the statement sounds like a nothing burger to me.
        i feel like that other dude just heard the word "metaphysical" and immediately starting squirting fanboy juices.
        here's the scene

        i fricked up with the link so the video starts at the beginning.
        anyone who wants the see the meta shit skip to 3:45:40

        so you found the clip watched it and still don't understand?

        you really are a brainlet...

        helios is talking about kratos being a god again
        being a god is metaphysical

        this is proven when helios dies and the sun dies too
        they talk about that in this dlc

        helios = the sun
        LITERALLY
        no helios = no sun

        when kratos killed helios he killed a star
        MINIMUM kratos is star level

        you said you wanted to see kratos doing something impresive and he ripped off the head of helios
        that happened on screen and now we know that the gods are the embodiment of the thing they are gods of so kratos minimum star level

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Kronos is the God of Time (created time)
          >Ouranos is the God of Space (created the universe)
          >The Fates are the goddesses of Fate (control Fate)
          Kratos is beyond Time, Space and Fate

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            is the God of Time
            not stated in game.
            is the God of Space
            not stated in game.
            >>The Fates are the goddesses of Fate
            and not even them are exempt from fate.
            guess who's being backed up by fate during the entirety of the greek saga?
            none other than child-of prophecy who is destined to bring down olympus-kratos.
            everything kratos did in greece he did because fate was on his side.
            he is a LITERAL CHILD OF PROPHECY.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Game author stated Kronos created time and the Kronos-powers you use ingame are time manipulation
              Ascension and multiple other game sources state Ouranos created the universe
              The Fates created that prophecy. Both Kronos and Zeus asked them to undo it, they refused for Kronos but for Zeus they did undo that prophecy.
              Until Kratos undid them and prevented them changing the Fate they themselves spun.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kratos is the definition of
                >nice complex hax ability, now check this out

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >author said-
                instantly in the thrash.
                not reading the rest of your fanfic either btw.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cool so we don't care about what "writers" on twitter say

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                1 that wasn't author.
                2 her exact words was that time simply was not used a measurement until after he was born.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cropping
                Her exact words were that he was a God of Time and so was given Time powers in the game. This is repeated through her and other sources that the Primordial War was set before time existed, and that the beginning of time was set when Cronus was born and became destined to kill his father

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Her exact words were that he was a God of Time and so was given Time powers in the game. This is repeated through her and other sources that the Primordial War was set before time existed, and that the beginning of time was set when Cronus was born and became destined to kill his father.

                I don't think you know the the term "EXACT WORDS" mean because those were not her exact either.

                some vsbw gay trying to get her to say that by asking very leading question. "like perhaps time didn't exist then? " her response was to her time wasn't use a measurement until he was born.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                can't you get banned on that site for asking the author a question on Twitter or something?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                no. asking authors questions is literally how *they* got Jon turned gay

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                wasn't that from the comic first?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cropping
                Her exact words were that he was a God of Time and so was given Time powers in the game. This is repeated through her and other sources that the Primordial War was set before time existed, and that the beginning of time was set when Cronus was born and became destined to kill his father

                >Taking ANYTHING a woman says at ALL
                I would accept this if it was a MAN saying it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So if your mother said that you were her son, you’d call her a liar? What if she said she loved you? You can’t pull the “she’s an exception” card btw.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course, my mother lies. Do you trust your mother who says you're a handsome baby boy and any woman would be lucky to have you? Poppy wiener.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >HANDSOMEBABYBOYtos

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he believes that his own mother doesn’t love him
                I’m beginning to slowly understand the mindset behind people who hate women.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've been married for 10 years and I don't trust a word my wife says. 🙂

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >“Honey! Dinner’s ready!”
                >BULLSHIT!
                >“Honey look I’m pregnant!”
                >BULLSHIT!
                >“Anon I love you!”
                >BULLSHIT!
                This level of autism is too advanced, even for me.

                maybe he's like joaquin phoenix's joker and his mom tied him to a radiator and let her boyfriends molest him

                Did that actually happen? Never watched the movie.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, she tied him to a radiator and let her boyfriends "abuse" him and the nature of his abuse is kept ambiguous but the original script spelled it out.

                for the radiator thing and you'd have to look for the original leaked script for the mention of sexual abuse

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't VOCALIZE my distrust anon lmfao now THAT would be some other form of autism. But I'll tell you a funny story,
                >newly wed living with wife
                >banging every day trying for kid
                >finally one day she wakes me up
                >honey we did it! I'm pregnant!! isn't this exciting??
                >first thing out of my stupid half awake groggy mouth
                "Pregnant?...b***h have you been cheating on me?"
                She was pissed LMAO

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick is wrong with you

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's way too pretty to be married to me so something has got to be up. I'll feel better when she has my second kid

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moron can't comprehend that there are mothers, and parents in general, who actually don't love their children
                You are a blight on the human race. Drink fricking bleach.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Your parents loved you so it’s hard for you to imagine parents not actually loving their children?
                >DIE!
                Are you okay?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course, my mother lies. Do you trust your mother who says you're a handsome baby boy and any woman would be lucky to have you? Poppy wiener.

                >mfw

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe he's like joaquin phoenix's joker and his mom tied him to a radiator and let her boyfriends molest him

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the sun didn't die

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it did
            go re watch kratos killing helios

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was covered by clouds

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was covered by clouds

              For anybody who wants to see the event and draw their own conclusion:

              ?si=ou9wzR4DN0BjnJ4Y&t=126
              Helios later clarifies that killing him "deprived Greece of the sun," not that the sun died or that the metaphysical concept of the sun was destroyed.

              ?si=_L99TOsz-NJEcjHN&t=3109

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It does suggest that none of the pantheons actually made the real sun, they're just controlling their region's access.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We do have a scene wherein the sun is torn from the sky in Chains of Olympus, but... well, see what you think. https://youtu.be/Obz_4RppPDQ?si=I_1OUdzqPqtqjfVM&t=22

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh SHIT Greece TANKED a SUPERNOVA

  35. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Is that comics are so fricking moronic? DC knows that shit is dying so they barely keep quality control in check.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >KINGtos

  38. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    The same people on reddit, twitter, and YouTube are the SAME fricking people here. Small world isn’t it? You realize why there’s such a large disconnect casuals and fricking chronically online dipshits who think botted social media sites reflect the average opinion.

    The internet is dead and is full of bots who sound just like people. Fake ass outrage.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ya know, I always wondered. Where does the God of the Bible stand in terms of powerlevel?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Universal-Omniversal (created our Universe, created Heaven and Hell [realms that exist outside of our own universe.] Governs and exists beyond/above all previously stated realms.)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's also beyond the concept of time. I'd say he has like a 4/10 chance to beat MUI Goku.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      in classical understanding the universe was just earth and nothing else, stars were just twinkling lights and the sun revolved around earth. So multi-planetary level since we include heaven and hell, which were finite and physically connected to earth/eachother

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >needs 6 days and a rest to make 1 planet and 2 smaller places that can be crossed on foot

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Omnipotent

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That doesnt mean much it seems.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's true omnipotent, so he can beat everyone.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            But my character is trurer omnipotent!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can be overpowered by other deities. Book of Kings described how God intervened in Israel to kill a guy his followers hated but Chemosh the deity of the Moabites overpowered him and the guy lived

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >other deities
          Amusing

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >other deities
          Amusing

          >can CANONICALLY (Biblically Canonical) beat the Christian God

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >KRATOS IS S-SO STRONG HE CAN BEAT GODS!
            >Godzilla beat Zeus, Poseidon and Hades
            >Godzilla beat Thor
            There for, Godzilla > Kratos.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              God of War Thor is stronger than Marlel Thor
              >but
              Multiversal.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Godzilla's more powerful then all the gods in God of War.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah because God of War gods are multiversal so they all beat up godzilla

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wank for me but not for thee
                Kratossissies?!? Our gods don't even have feats...

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >AI
              homosexualshit.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >can CANONICALLY (Biblically Canonical) job to the Christian God

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >powerscaling God
      cringe
      just stop

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        My character can create a boulder that is so heavy that they cant lift it...but then make themselves stronger to lift the boulder!

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alongside matches like this, what other matches have aged poorly or show Death Battle doesn't know what they're doing?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is his name not Zolo?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoro?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zolo, he's just like a samurai.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saitama vs Popeye was like a month before the insane Garou shit happened. Not that it changes the result, but it's jarringly dated for Saitama's power

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find it kinda funny how Fairy gays will go
      >E-EZRA WINS NOW!!
      And when you ask them why they just say
      >S-SHE TOTALLY SCALES TO THIS PLANET BUSTER BRO!!
      But when you say that the same would apply to Whitebeard, the argument becomes
      >H-HE NEVER DESTROYED A PLANET!!!
      But then when you look up why EZRA is planet level, it turns out that it’s because she scales to someone who scales to someone who scales to someone who scales to someone who scales to someone that made the moon a bit bigger, which isn’t even a planet level feat. Just thought that that was kinda funny. Did I mention how the guy she scales to was way stronger than her?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ezra wins now
        She should would've won when it aired unless Zoro was somehow island level at the time.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was, since he scaled above the Luffy that defeated Moria after he split Thriller Bark.

          [...]
          It didn't even take 2 months for that DB to age badly. The original FT manga was in the middle of its final arc when that came out, IIRC. Following FT stories just made the power level gap more obvious.

          No one wants to follow Snorey Tale so who cares exactly? You act as if the One Piece manga wasn’t ALSO going on so I have no idea what this cope is.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The point is they should stop rushing to use ongoing manga that will make their episodes outdated instantly

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alongside matches like this, what other matches have aged poorly or show Death Battle doesn't know what they're doing?

        It didn't even take 2 months for that DB to age badly. The original FT manga was in the middle of its final arc when that came out, IIRC. Following FT stories just made the power level gap more obvious.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are far more planet level statements in FT than the singular one for Whitebeard's old ass, your obsession with the moon feat is hilarious btw

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Let’s see these statements then. Come on, show’em. Because regardless of if there’re more or not, unless they directly or even moderately somewhat apply to Ezra then they’re basically worthless, since Zoro and Luffy are explicitly above WB at this point.
          >obsession
          Wut. This is my first time ever mentioning FT’s moon. The hell are you going on about.

          The point is they should stop rushing to use ongoing manga that will make their episodes outdated instantly

          No one wants to wait another three years for OP to finish (let’s be honest people wanted this MU for Zoro), and majority of the cast already have plenty to scale from on top of already good feats, and they’ve had that even back then.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alright

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              STATEMENT CHADS win again

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well if we want visual feats, I'd love to see Goku destroying a moon.
                Or Zoro for that matter. Or Whitebeard destroying the planet.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cool! So, uh, how do any of these apply to Ezra? Because from the looks of it the only person who actually gets scaling from any of these statements are fire boy, who seems to be way above her.
              >inb4 goalpost moving
              Before you even TRY to pull that cop out, I already made it clear in my previous post that having the statements is one thing, but if they’re irrelevant to Ezra then they don’t matter in the actual conversation.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Erza is consistently portrayed as above Natsu

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >clears throat
      Of course I knew they were liars when they purposefully downplayed Goku in the first Goku vs Superman fight.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        THIS is an actual screwjob.
        THIS is literally a fight that was lost due to bias. Not Dante Vs Bayonetta whiny baby bullshit “they changed their minds last minute so it’s bias!!” crap, I mean this fight only resulted in a Sasuke loss because Ben thought that he was an edgy homosexual that should lose.
        Granted, Sasuke IS an edgy homosexual that should lose, so.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bayo isn't that strong though

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Poor girl. Spinning carelessly in front of Dante was her fatal mistake. It allowed him to land Yamato on her chest.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >multiversal durability
              >womb penetrated by regular HUMAN sperm

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wish I could penetrate her womb too.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think anyone has ever said that Dante vs Bayo was changed last minute. It was simply wrong because no one bothered doing actual research for both. The current members of the research team, which wasn't part of DB back then, sided with Bayo. And considering all the DMC debunking and DB's stance on Vergil vs Sephiroth, nothing has changed in favor of Dante. He still loses that MU.

          They also got WW vs Rogue, Digdug vs Bomberman, and Gaara vs Toph wrong back then. The difference is that they bothered fixing WW's depiction because they are now affiliated with Warner/DC. And don't get us started on how to this date DB doesn't bother properly researching Bleach.

  41. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    I’m the only Batgay who can drop the pride and give pros to other characters.

  42. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    What other batgay does this? Name one. You can’t. They’re all coping buttholes who use a bunch of shitty niche comics with ass stories to help them trail alone.

  43. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    How moronic will Batman be in The Batman II?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Less moronic then you. So pretty damn moronic.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what compels a gay to drop the pretenses of decorum and say x or y character blah blah blah the christian, specifically CHRISTIAN god, but never allah or the trimurti?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos rapes the christian god Yahweh (whose also the israeli god) and Allah. Whose.. also Yahweh? I'm not sure how the abrahamic trio logic that out.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do not pity me for waking up to their greatest trick ever told. Hint: its not the one Magneto 'survived'

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            keep begging for attention then

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re so attention-starved they lower themselves like this and chortle nasally as their personality becomes nothing more than another layer of irony and they’re fundamentally incapable of communicating with others online. It’s one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you guys always act like the victims? Really reminds me of another group.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  46. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Am I the only one whose not scared to talk shit?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody's scared of talking shit. everyone wants to say rude things for no reason. unfunny rude things on top of it, while lying. i see at least three cupcakes b***hier, c**tier and more pathetic than you by scrolling just a little bit up

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos the God of HOPE.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos, the God of Cope.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos defeated the fates when neither Kronos nor Zeus could.
    Kratos is literally above causality and reality

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fourth Raikage, Ay, vs Toji Zenin

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos wins.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Request me a character for me to draw as gorlock the destroyer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku
      3-0 tattooed on his forehead

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m drawing these with my fingers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Galactus and Unicron.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos to reflect his fans

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anissa

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        From where?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Invincible

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gamera

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The face of gameragay…

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Liam from death battle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nikocado Avacado.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gabby Rivera

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m convinced that the morons arguing about GAYlien X and Omegahomosexual are the same person, since they’re both equally annoying.
    >verification not required
    Even the site agrees with me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I almost miss listgay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >seething at GODlien GOD and GODtraGOD
      OK but what did you mean by "omega"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Omega > Ultra
        I figured Ultrahomosexual wouldn’t hit as hard

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I see
          That's a good one

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, you could be talking about me or the guy who actually writes for Death Battle.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Darkseid of course

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A God of Hope vs A Symbol of Hope

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku stomps.

      >some roided up guy with implants
      just hack his suit

      That's not Kratos FYI.

      >Asura and Kratos
      Just more food for the Panda.

      >Po
      Jobs to Asura and pic related.

      Kratos is multiversal tho so he'd beat little petey's teeth in then frick MJ like Aphrodite

      Nope. He's mountain level.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos stomps.

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why use good english when saying minimum words still get point across?

  56. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    >This is how DC wants Superman truly portrayed to the public

  57. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Sun symbolism

  58. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    DB is rigged by DC/WB.

  59. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    DB IS absolutely rigged by DC.

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Therewolf opened his commissions if anyone is interested. I submitted one, hope it gets selected

  61. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Paragon privilege wank

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up batjobber

      • 5 months ago
        LopiBats

        Frick yo overpowered garystu.

  62. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Superbros…what the FRICK is this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clark getting kinky the last days of spring break.

  63. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Superbros?????

  64. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    The internet was a mistake

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Handsome Jack is for…

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos broke you.

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If someone can survive a black hole, what that means about their durability and resistance?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black holes don't exist, so it's arbitrary.

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kratostard is posting his cope again

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    here's proof kratos is solar system level

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    - Amaterasu can control the sun, moon, and create stars. She's super stro-
    - No that doesn't count, because it's relying on myth fallacies! It's only okay when Kratos does it!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey newbie we green text here. I'll forgive you though. Use this instead
      >Amaterasu can control the sun, moon, and create stars. She's super stro-
      >No that doesn't count, because it's relying on myth fallacies! It's only okay when Kratos does it!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not easy to interpret two different persons arguing in that format. Rather go with book format in this case.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Reddit dog

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          your hecking Reddit doggo is a fraud

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Reddit dog

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        your hecking Reddit doggo is a fraud

        >Cinemaphile tourist participates in popularity contests

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does that black fire move from Naruto have to do with this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >- No that doesn't count, because it's relying on myth fallacies! It's only okay when Kratos does it!
      What are you on about? This is the same shit they use to downplay Kratos.

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GAME states Ouranos created everything
    >GAME shows Ouranos starting the Big Bang
    >GAME says and shows the GoW multiverse consists of several infinite realms and metaphysical beings
    Kratos >>> all of this btw
    Kratos is canonically stronger than Azathoth

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>GAME states Ouranos created everything
      >>GAME says and shows the GoW multiverse consists of several infinite realms and metaphysical beings
      these two have never happened.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Play Ascension and see Ouranos creating the universe as the author says “he is creating the universe”
        Play God of War 1-3 and see both Hades and Tartarus being referred to again and again and again as infinite in size

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>Play Ascension and see Ouranos creating the universe as the author says “he is creating the universe”

          author never said this you must have been fricking high

          >>Play God of War 1-3 and see both Hades and Tartarus being referred to again and again and again as infinite in size.

          none of those statements were necessarily literal

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Kratos wanking going on unironic? I can't tell right now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just one guy that may or may not be ironic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably some retaliatory shitposting due to someone trying to use a statement as a feat, and now we have another person going full-moron with 'DOOD STATEMENTS ARE HELLA VALID'

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play both sides.

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Asura and Kratos
    Just more food for the Panda.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >irrelevant fodder
      ?

      • 5 months ago
        LopiBats

        PO is gonna WHOOP all your asses.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m pretty sure that Po and KFP in general are more relevant than Asuras Wrath and GOW by a longshot.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant power relevancy.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don’t worry he’s stronger than the both of them too.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Explain

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      iron fist bros, some dumb panda consumed, and turned our idol into literal shit? this can't be happening - we had marvel scaling!!!

  74. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    SUPER FRICKING MAN

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Goku get the universe tree?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman is way stronger so it wouldn’t have mattered.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even death battle would be forced to admit Superman kneels before that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superman is infinite multiversal AND metaversal so he’s stronger sorry chud

  76. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Flashgays just can’t catch a break.

  77. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Batgays can’t catch a break either.

  78. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    How the frick do Supergays feel right now?

  79. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    How does Harley kill Batman in SS:KTJL? Nothing about this game makes sense.

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They would never portray me honestly.

  81. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Long ears look like shit.

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JOBgamesh

  83. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Batgays (except me) = poop

  84. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    That whole Black Adam vs Superman shit in the DCEU was hilarious. Dude cucked Shazam because he looked so pathetic in the movie. The Rock is moronic.

  85. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    DC is a money laundering scheme. No way some of the moronic ass that comes out of those flopping books real. Zero quality like Shitnic games.

  86. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Batman is a SHIT SHIT character

  87. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ask my Mom and Dad who made me if I'm multiversal+
    >they sigh and say "sure son whatever you want"
    Tfw I am canonically Omniversal by Statements

  88. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why you Black folk come here to role play. Lonely ass people

  89. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos once again confirmed multiversal

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they discover a multiverse in that tree?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Am I to believe, as Kratos's own truth, that Baki is a stronger verse than God of War?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        was a momento and a ward made by his wife so he wasn't too keen on tearing it down right away.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Magic Enchanted Tree created by a Jotunn Goddess that even Odin and Thor couldn't break BY THE WAY.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll mutliverse level tree next to the multiversal level ice thor and Kratos couldn't break. and Multiverse level winds from the storm Kratos struggle rowing his infinite speed boat against in the novel

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ice was created by the Final Breath of Thamur
            >a Jotunn with the equivalent power of Thor
            >who is Multiversal
            Magical. Multiversal. Ice.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mutilversal how? Midgard is Scandinavia on earth and all the other realms share the same space as it?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                basically, a bunch of autists tried to ask the devs of GoW to confirm their moronic scaling
                the devs actively shut them down and firmly established Kratos's power levels (significantly below spider-man)
                these autists are so utterly horrified at this, they are making up stuff to make Kratos the ultimate strongest ever

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kratos is multiversal tho so he'd beat little petey's teeth in then frick MJ like Aphrodite

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                all the other realms are accessed through it, the gods/giants like Thor and Thamur are multiversal and realms like Helheim are infinite

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No no it's geographically on earth but entering that puts you in another realm with it's own set of rules. You need special magic to leave a realm and enter a new one.

                I'm quoting the lead writer's exact words here. and it's cute watching you trying to debunk and twist it into meaning something else.
                midgard is Scandinavia all the realm occupy the same space as Scandinavia

                and those infinite statements given how they written aren't necessarily literal.

                so there nothing that necessarily contradict this claim.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >those infinite statements given how they written aren't necessarily literal
                >b-because they're not, ok???
                KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please show mercy, you're killing him.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's the nature of being a God of War scholar.
                Just like our hero we are born-killers and psychopaths, but must temper our boundless strength through discipline and studying philosophy

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                infinite statements given how they written aren't necessarily literal
                >b-because they're not, ok???

                Because that's how English works moron.

                https://ludwig.guru/s/stretching+to+infinity
                Limitless, boundless, unending, and immeasurable are all words that can just mean "really big" or so big that they don't have a visible end. "Stretching to infinity" is also very common used figuratively not literally.

                >Kratogays trying to overcome their autism and understand that not every use of the word infinite is literal.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ludwig.guru
                KRATOSSCHOLARS, let us crush this fool with the mightiest weapon our HERO has ever wielded: a dictionary
                Infinite
                adjective
                in·fi·nite ˈin-fə-nət
                extending indefinitely : ENDLESS
                infinite space
                immeasurably or inconceivably great or extensive : INEXHAUSTIBLE
                subject to no limitation or external determination
                : extending beyond, lying beyond, or being greater than any preassigned finite value however large
                extending to infinity
                characterized by an infinite number of elements or terms
                an infinite set
                an infinite series
                infiniteness noun
                infinite
                something that is infinite (as in extent, duration, or number)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                .....
                can some explain to this autistic moron what a figure of speech is because he think he can debunk it with a dictionary.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe you should post a link to famous english language defining academic source ludwig.guru, or better yet AO3

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, I'm sorry, this is getting too sad to watch, you're being trolled.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                a figure of speech is when a word is used in a non-literal sense.
                point out the definition of infinite in the dictionary doesn't disprove that it was used non-literally in this sentence.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >multiple realms within the God of War cosmology called Infinite again and again and again by the narrator
                >"no bro he--he was totally being sarcastic. Like a rhetorical joke...yeah...please..."

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goddamnit a figure of speech isn't the same as sarcasm.
                No wonder you're taking all shit literally you don't even know a figure of speech is.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >those infinite statements given how they written aren't necessarily literal
                >b-because they're not, ok???
                KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

                Please show mercy, you're killing him.

                Try again sweaty

                >Allows you to travel between other REALMS and LANDS

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You need special magic to leave a realm and enter a new one
                >with its own multiverse and pantheon and gods
                HOLY SHIT
                God of War verse has MULTIPLE INFINITE MULTIVERSES
                per. country.
                EXPONENTIALGROWTHtos gets stronger every second.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                NOW you TRULY understand fellow scholar.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                FUUUUUUUAAAAAARRRRKKKKK
                WEJUSTKEEPWINNINGtosbros... what did we do to deserve such a HERO??

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                and this proves....what?!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That there's a distinction between LANDS and REALMS. I.e yes Kratos original story took place in a separate dimension with it's own rules.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay. are you also acting stupid on purpose to troll too?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Parallel dimensions, not superior or inferior ones.
                Well, he's not tier 1 or complex multiversal. That was easy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No no it's geographically on earth but entering that puts you in another realm with it's own set of rules. You need special magic to leave a realm and enter a new one.

  90. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Superboy prime is the most BASED character in fiction.

  91. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Are DC gays moronic? Do people not see how these comics are mocking you? DC knows it’s ass with shit sales so they gave up too.

  92. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Superboy Prime is superior to SuperBITCH, BATjobber, WONDERloser.

    Perfect commentary on DC’s shitty ass fanbase.
    >Touch grass
    Prime realized it was a waste of time and dropped the comics
    How are people not seeing this? They’re MOCKING you. They know comics are a waste of time.

  93. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Prime criticized the event in the very comic itself.

    HELLOO??? He knows it’s complete ass.

  94. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Where does Prime come from?
    Our earth, where Batshitter, Supermarysue, and Wonderflop are a bunch of shitty fictional characters.

  95. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Prime was the only thing.

  96. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All women are weak to men

  97. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Superboy Prime? All of DC is his b***hes at his mercy. You are ALL just a bunch of worthless CARTOONS

  98. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could say something on the lines of "women > men" but honestly reading you guys made me realize your post are the best argument against male superiority, I don't need to say anything to prove my point.

  99. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he's giving up

  100. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Should I change my name to LopiPrime?

  101. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do we think about this match up? Darkhold Iron man Vs the man in the suit?
    Also share kino match ups and tell me what makes them so interesting.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know much of anything about DHIM but just based on looks it’s cool so I already like the MU.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also some info about the match up for those who don't know about it.
      >Darkhold Iron man
      a messed up version of Iron man that tried to install a sort of healing factor on his first suit after he escaped from the terrorist. This went horribly wrong as his skin started to melt inside the armor, and eventually all his body would dissolve inside the metal carcass making impossible for Tony to keep living without it.
      After the wires from the suit entered his brain he became obsessed with stuffing other people inside similar sets of armor that would crush them and eventually melt them into the same things Tony became.
      >the man inside the suit
      A Japanese actor obsessed with Godzilla, he was part on one of the first Godzilla films and kept using his suit everywhere he went, using the thing for weeks and even months. Whatever happened to him ended up making his flesh swollen to fill every part of the Godzilla suit, the man inside the suit wanted to be called "Goji" (a nickname for Godzilla) and started to act like an actual Kaiju, but still retaining human intelligence so he could keep his job at being Godzilla.
      With time he started to hunt other actors using Kaiju suits and biting them, this causes the people inside the suits to suffer a similar metamorphosis as him, and slowly the man inside the suit developed a god complex over his situation, thinking he was some sort of Godzilla deity meant to take revenge on the Americans for the nuclear attacks at Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

      The interesting thing, besides two nightmarish suit wearing psychos fighting, is that this is essentially Iron man limited to his first suit Vs a small version of Godzilla.
      Goji has super strength and sharp claws and teeth, and can vomit boiling blood from his mouth, he actually has a chance against This Iron man.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do we think about this match up? Darkhold Iron man Vs the man in the suit?
        Also share kino match ups and tell me what makes them so interesting.

        >Man behind the suit
        Not even city level and unironically Gamera victims

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well... Yes? That guy is quite literally a slasher villain themed after Kaijus. I remember him growing up to 10 meters (more or less)when they tried to take him off the suit, still super small compared to actual Kaijus, he is just a deranged Godzilla fan with a hate boner for the Americans that ended up becoming a monster after using a Godzilla suit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gameragay ruined Gamera's reputation even worse than Death Battle did. There's unironically a huge chunk of Godzilla Kaiju he just fricking bulldozes

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because his speed is superior huh

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not even speed, he's strong as frick

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >huge chunk of Godzilla he bulldozes
            Lmao name them

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah because you're just going to pull some wank out your ass and go all "Lol VSBW is right about specifically this"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                what do you mean? ebirah IS a solar system buster.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course he is. Run that clip where Godzilla tries to escape an exploding island again

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jarvis, post the clip of gamera reeling back after rifles shot him

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't call that reeling back, I read it more as "Okay, you fricking didn't listen to my warnings, so frick you"

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >reputation
            You fricking homosexual, nobody cares about this shit outside of these threads

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        After reading Darkhold, I can confirm that this fight is actually pretty cool, even if there’s not a lot to work with. I guess the big question is if DH Tony can stuff ‘Zilla inside of a suit, and if ‘Zilla’s infectious bite would transform Tony and his other victims into similar kaijus.

  102. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the kratos hypebeast is alive again
    nice!
    now that we all finally have reached an agreement, its time we answer the important discussion:
    could an infinite amount of gokus fused with an infinites amount of supermans defeat young little boy kratos (holding back)?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's impossible for Kratos to die so no
      Infinite Supermans would destroy the multiverse before they could beat Kratos, but Kratos would live after that too. Goku dies at the start, he's fodder

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn... kratos (our hero btw) is SO POWERFUL and tall...
        he is so cool.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That depends. Is Kratos bulking or cutting?

  103. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Kratos such an out of shape, six-fingered onions chugger?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like THAT and yet he is INFINITE MULTIVERSAL??!!!
      he truly is OUR HERO.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He eats his onions every day. That's why he's a gorillions cosmology buster

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This canonically happened.

          >You need special magic to leave a realm and enter a new one
          >with its own multiverse and pantheon and gods
          HOLY SHIT
          God of War verse has MULTIPLE INFINITE MULTIVERSES
          per. country.
          EXPONENTIALGROWTHtos gets stronger every second.

          Multiple infinite hyperversal multiverses.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >STRONGtos
      >BULKMAXXEDtos
      >VIKINGtos

  104. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best match?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lum from Urusei Yatsura, the alien princesses that fall in love with a human and get into a love triangle.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This would be sick to see Starfire rip that abusive psycho prostitute in half

      • 5 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        This would be sick to see Starfire rip that abusive psycho prostitute in half

        How bad does Lum get? I've only seen a little of her show.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even know who Lum is, you tell me

          • 5 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            Well from what little I've seen of her she doesn't seem that bad, just a very early version of a tsundere.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Whatever, doesn't matter now anyways

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You have no goddamn idea

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did the remake make her breasts smaller?

              • 5 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                >Those submission holds
                Please tell me she fights a girl at one point.

                >b-but the author said he didn't destroy a multiv-
                3-0
                >b-but the Anti Monitor had been weakened by-
                3-0
                >b-but that's not what happened with Brainiac they just completely made that u-
                3-0

                I don't get Forger controversy. I don't get people saying Superman killed a multiverse, but its irrelevant since the point of the feat was that he one-shot something the guy 5D imps are afraid of uses to create universes by hitting with a hammer, with one punch.

                >B-B-BUT...
                The cornerstone of Dragon Ball scaling is vibrations shaking the universe. I can't see how you can take that as valid and not Forger scaling. Don't you think the universes shake as Forger hammers them into existence?

                Firestar would be cool.

                Firestar wins without Swank. She's legit star level while Starfire isn't outside "she made weaker Wonder Woman, Donna Troy, tap out when they sparred."

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't Koriand'r make Darkseid flinch or something in Justice League Odyssey?

              • 5 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Probably, which is why she'd likely win on Death Battle, though Firestar should just nuke her.

                So, since the cast is doing Silver Surfer vs Galactus, I was wondering if Norrin would try curing Galvatron's insanity.

                Absolutely. And it would be hilarious if it just turns him back into Megatron who tries to kill Norrin anyway.

                >Please tell me she fights a girl at one point.
                What's wrong with her fighting a boy and putting him in a submission hold? That's hotter.

                Sorry man, but catfights can't be beat, and Rumiko proved she can make good girlfights with Maris the Chojo.

                Superman had to be giga-amped with with 6th dimensional suns.

                The suns were normal because they were inside the "perfect universe" simulation, and even if you use conservative estimates for Superman's speed, he can achieve this form in about six seconds.

                Also, SIX SEETHING SPEEDIES.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The suns were normal because they were inside the "perfect universe" simulation, and even if you use conservative estimates for Superman's speed, he can achieve this form in about six seconds
                >admits that Superman was amped
                Easy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would probably just turn him into Movie Galvatron, since his insanity was caused by him getting cooked in a plasma pit for too long.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would probably just turn him into Movie Galvatron, since his insanity was caused by him getting cooked in a plasma pit for too long.

                All this talk of Galvatron's insanity makes me remember the episode where the Decepticons sent him to an Asylum.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Donna is multiversal since The Return of Donna Troy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Please tell me she fights a girl at one point.
                What's wrong with her fighting a boy and putting him in a submission hold? That's hotter.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Superman had to be giga-amped with with 6th dimensional suns.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Firestar would be cool.

  105. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scholartos
    >Kingtos
    >Gentlemantos
    >TheGodofHopetos...

  106. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't 'ate feats. Just don't have em. Simple as.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup yup yup.
      when you get to this LEVEL of POWER you simply grow BEYOND such trivial things.

  107. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Are Kratogays on par with my shitposting?

  108. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ouranos created the Universe and all other Infinite Realms inside it; 2-C Multiversal
    >Kronos created Time and defeated Ouranos; 1-C Multiversal+
    >Zeus controlled the Fates and defeated Kronos; 1-A Omniversal+++
    >Kratos destroyed a pantheon of metaphysical abstract concepts, defeated Kronos, defeated Zeus, defeated Hades, defeated Thanatos, defeated the Fates, then crossed to a different infinite multiverse and repeated it on multiversal Odin and Thor
    Tier: 0+. Kratos Stomps all

  109. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    solve this riddle guys.
    HE is INFINITE but at the same time only has only 6 letters.
    WHOSMT is he?
    say his name.
    SAY HIS FRICKING NAME.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOJIRA!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been trying to challenge myself to use this AI to visualize certain characters but it never works.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          which characters?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tried to get it to do Gamera and it gave me Goku for some reason

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              So an improvement?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                More like a downgrade

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those trunks made me think it's weird no Marvel writer has ever made Fin Fang Foom shapeshift into Cthulhu

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                AI has this habit of adding features that you didn't describe, nor does the character have

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I hear you. But sometimes it adds to the image. Like Kratos's flip flops here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doctor

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doctor? Doctor who?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          matt smith is handsome frick you

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              did i stutter

  110. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GALACtos
    Ever wonder where he gets his power from?

  111. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Po is a universe buster

  112. 5 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    "On the Fifth day of Christmas, Death Battle gave to me, a five-man combo team, four strongest ogres, three slain saiyans, two gaping gods, and a lobster killing animemes"

    Every day, we'll get a lucky anon who chooses that day's character. Just like with Spooky Month, the first trips of the day will be that day's carol verse (though quads/quints can overrule if occur), the winner of which getting their pic at the end of the day. Note, you actually need to @ this post to make the request (and so I can actually see when it happens rather than some random comment in the thread)

    I would ask you guys to try and fit your roll as the verse in the song would (seven swans a-swimming, etc.). It ain't gonna be a hard rule, just makes the end product flow nicer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I gotta say, "5 Roman Reigns" probably would have fit the flow better given how "5 Golden Rings" has the same number of syllables

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that yujiro sprite kicks ass

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it's because he sucks.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          oops I thought It said it's ass.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      6 researchers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you guys think we'll see DBX come back for next season?

      I gotta say, "5 Roman Reigns" probably would have fit the flow better given how "5 Golden Rings" has the same number of syllables

      It would fit better into the song if it was just 5 Combo Tram." The same could be said if the 3rd day was 3 saiyans slain," but I get why it's written the way it is.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm ok with that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beaten by street levelers
      Embarrassing!
      Yujirou is a fraud.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      6 Jojos posing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Six Seething Speedies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      THIS:

      Six Seething Speedies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Six Seething Speedies.

      Six Seething Speedies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      6 quintillion tons of TNT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Six Seething Speedies.

      Six Seething Speedies.

    • 5 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      SIX SEETHING SPEEDIES

      https://i.imgur.com/IvtPfZC.jpg

      Next fight is Galactus (Marvel) vs Unicron (Transformers) on Dec 18.
      https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-unicron.html
      https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/12/suggested-media-galactus.html
      Galactus Preview:

      [Embed]
      Unicron Preview:

      [Embed]
      Fight Trailer:
      https://streamable.com/zo9neb
      Speedy drinks used toilet water.

      My Galactus vs Unicron prediction:

      And an hour long video I made about the weirdest trading card set ever, Monsters From Outer Limits. It's a warm-up for when I start making Outer Limits Death Battles.

      >The suns were normal because they were inside the "perfect universe" simulation, and even if you use conservative estimates for Superman's speed, he can achieve this form in about six seconds
      >admits that Superman was amped
      Easy.

      Given how quickly he can sundip, it's as much an amp as any super saiyan transformation.

      • 5 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        >Checkem
        Ha.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget how he instantly recreated the Miracle Machine from memory. Those memories were from the Silver-Age, and he can absolutely do it again, any time he feels like it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          those memories were from brainy showing it to him in the same event

          • 5 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            I think he meant that the photographic memory bit was a silver age thing that Morrison brought back so he could do that in Final Crisis.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superman needs an external power soruce to amp himself, while Goku going Super Saiyan is his own power. Not remotely comparable.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He can do it any time, without six (6) episodes of powering up by screaming like a b***h.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moron proves that he lacks reading comprehension

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, you do so every time you post.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                I know.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guess Goku can't go into God Ki based forms now.
          Cause he couldn't have even gotten God without having several Saiyans around for the ritual.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Comparison would have made sense if Goku always had to do the ritual to keep going God mode.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Still wouldn't have gotten all those sweet sweet God forms.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, your comparison doesn't make sense. If Goku needed to perfrom the ritual everytime he wanted to use God ki, that would make sense.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And I don't see the problem with Supes sundipping since it's so easy for him.
                And if the problem is 'but it's not his power' then Goku also cheated.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku kept that power permanently. Supes needs to constantly sun dip to achieve those high end feats. Again, not the same comparison.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And what's your problem with sun dipping. It's something Clark has done and when you're super fasts it's not hard.
                Especially against Goku, who would probably let you do it anyway.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it breaks the rule of outside help which Death Battle has set up.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not outside help.
                The sun isn't sentient.
                It's like saying breathing is outside help.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >running away to get super steroids isn't cheating
                Funny.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If Goku wants he can throw himself into the heart of a sun just like Clark did, they both have equal opportunities
                I mean he’d die just from entering space, but it’s an option if he ever wants to spare Clark to effort of flicking him to death

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >whataboutism and no actual argument
                Cool.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Speedy commanding DJ Tiki to call him masa.

  113. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos has won... he's defeated every anon here.

  114. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >b-but muh ice
    Magical Multiversal Ice made by the dying breath of a Thor-Level Ice Giant, that you can bottle and weaponise as the most powerful AOE attack
    >b-but muh tree
    Magical Multiversal Tree enchanted by an Odin-level Jotunn Sorceress that even Thor couldn’t break through
    >b-but muh sled
    Same reason “lightspeed” (yeah right) Goku rides a Nimbus Cloud. It’s easier.

    KINGTOS.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Same reason “lightspeed” (yeah right) Goku rides a Nimbus Cloud.
      He doesn't.

  115. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How strong is Terra in the comics?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      about Tree Fiddy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally mid building tier. Killed herself via headquarters demolition.

  116. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could he beat Homelander?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No diff

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always liked that suit

  117. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman vs goku killed these threads forever and this lopibats queer has driven down the quality immensely especially with this rampant samegayging

  118. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos wins.

  119. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Galan

  120. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Without Helios being alive the sun faded from Greece
    >Helios is star level at minimum then
    >Kratos killed him
    So Kratos is at minimum star level, yes?

  121. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MULTIVERSALtos
    >OMNIPOTENTos
    >INFINITEtos

  122. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GODku vs SuperGOD at 2.7 million views in less than 2 weeks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You misspelled gokuck
      I wonder if it will reach 3 - 0 million

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it will. GODku is carrying the views. SHITperman's preview did shit numbers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You misspelled Supernobody. Once more Death Battle proves they have no idea what they're doing at best and are just outright liars and shills at worst.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        3-0

  123. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >b-but the author said he didn't destroy a multiv-
    3-0
    >b-but the Anti Monitor had been weakened by-
    3-0
    >b-but that's not what happened with Brainiac they just completely made that u-
    3-0

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup yup. GODku is still 3-0 against SHITperman.

  124. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos decapitated the Sun.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos leapt into Time's belly and cut it open from the inside

      Kratos beat the heavens to death with his bare hands, gouged out the eyes of the seas, and stole the soul of the underworld

      >KINGtos

      In your dreams.

  125. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos leapt into Time's belly and cut it open from the inside

  126. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos beat the heavens to death with his bare hands, gouged out the eyes of the seas, and stole the soul of the underworld

  127. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos Is.

  128. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >KINGtos

  129. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos is such a happy cuck

  130. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, since the cast is doing Silver Surfer vs Galactus, I was wondering if Norrin would try curing Galvatron's insanity.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean Silver Surfer vs Galvatron frick.

  131. 5 months ago
    Kratos

    I'm such a happy cuck!

  132. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kratos get gaped by Spider-ACK!

  133. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Super Quilm
    Otto, that's clearly Quilm Calvo Intelligente.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  134. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chaps I can't help but notice there is no new thread

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