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What are Speedy's thoughts on Kratos?
What happens now with these threads if the season already ended?
They're supposed to go away until the next season starts, but last year they just continued throughout the break.
I honestly have no idea.
Doesn't death battle only take a break for like, two montus between seasons?
It's not like they have other shit they're doing.
Even between seasons they just get on podcasts and talk about other death battles.
The breaks last like 3-4 months typically. During that time they’re working on the new season, animations, all of that.
Continue as always.
Cinemaphile is just a thread on /death battle/
These are the halls
Are you fricking new?
These threads don't stop
Besides, there's still the G1 bonus blogs for those who give a shit
Next year's line-up isn't as interesting as this year's though even before the extension
>universal scaling to other LT characters
>infinite speed scaling to other LT characters
>a frick ton of resistances via surviving of his gadgets fricking up on him
>a genius
tell me how exactly Tom is supposed to win this?
Tom survived his torso literally getting cut up like sushi.
It's toonforce. It's going to be another tie.
(sorry for the delay, will be doing the new day pic after dinner)
"On the Sixth day of Christmas, Death Battle gave to me, six JoJos jobbing, a five combo team, four strongest ogres, three saiyans slain, two gaping gods, and a lobster killing animemes"
Every day, we'll get a lucky anon who chooses that day's character. Just like with Spooky Month, the first trips of the day will be that day's carol verse (though quads/quints can overrule if occur), the winner of which getting their pic at the end of the day. Note, you actually need to @ this post to make the request (and so I can actually see when it happens rather than some random comment in the thread)
I would ask you guys to try and fit your roll as the verse in the song would (seven swans a-swimming, etc.). It ain't gonna be a hard rule, just makes the end product flow nicer.
7 Fraudkuna buck breaking
7 researchers seething
7 Speedy is forgetting
i don't have a creative bone in my body
seven sumo wrestlers BRAPPPing
7 Hal's arrested
I think we're on eight now
Somehow
7 Bikinis for Joseline
7 frauds crying (Ben 10, alucard, Aizen, Kratos, Vader, Batman, and Dante)
7 slashers slashing
7 busty babes
7 awful match ups for Gohan
7 women beating men
I thought we were on 8
7 dead Kagurabacchis
7 foot licks for Makima
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
7 rematches of Superman Vs Goku
John Kagurabachi killing women
7 Gods dying
eight maids a-milking
7 Roman Reigns
7 Ws for Wonder Woman (just her winning against anyone)
7 cute and funny Match ups
I can't believe the mfs actually teased Naruto in the trailer. We are getting Luffy vs Naruto for fricking sure.
Proof?
I kinda wanna see Raphael get into a shooting match with Yang. He really loves guns
13 Colonies vs Britain (NO FOREIGN AID, that includes the Native American tribes)
Assuming Britain isn't warring anywhere else in the world, Colonies are gigafricked
Colonies lose from pure numbers. Gorilla warfare could hold off the British for a while I imagine. Every US Citizen having a gun makes pretty much everywhere a hot zone. Britain wins 8/10 times. I could see some Vietnam-type shit happening. But I think the British could easily best the colonies otherwise.
>Every US Citizen having a gun makes pretty much everywhere a hot zone
Wasn't the South a loyalist hotspot? I think the Colonies would have to fight a two front war with the Loyalist and the main british force. But the main question would be who would give up first, Parliament or Congress.
Rate this line up
Mikasa vs Susanoo (Attack on Titan vs Akame ga Kill)
Kratos vs Zeus (God of War vs Record of Ragnarok)
Scorpion vs Akuma (Street Fighter vs Mortal Kombat)
Blake Belladonna vs Mai Shiranui (RWBY vs Fatal Fury)
Godzilla vs Groudon (Godzilla vs Pokemon)
Spider-Man & Black cat vs Joker & Punchline (Marvel vs DC)
Tsukasa Kadoya vs Lord Drakkon (Kamen Rider vs Power Rangers)
Savage Dragon vs Hulk (Image vs Marvel)
Yhwach vs Madara Uchiha (Bleach vs Naruto)
>Mikasa vs Susanoo
Isn't Susanoo a literal living weapon? He wins on account of that alone
>Kratos vs Zeus
ROR Zeus was a scheming cheater, but I believe he's less powerful than GOW Zeus, Kratos wins but not without frickery on Zeus' end
>Scorpion vs Akuma
Scorpion
>Blake Belladonna vs Mai Shiranui
Mai, she's got literal pyrokinetic abilities
>Godzilla vs Groudon
Is Groudon being scaled up to Godzilla size?
>Spider-Man & Black Cat vs Joker & Punchline
Not Joker & Harley?
>Tsukasa Kadoya vs Lord Drakkon
This is a bit of a cheat as Tsukasa can use copies of past Riders powers
>Savage Dragon vs Hulk
Hulk
>Yhwach vs Madara Uchiha
Madara has no counter to The Almighty
>Madara has no counter to The Almighty
The Almighty shouldn't technically work during Izanagi.
Actually, any Uchiha vs Yhwach is pretty much like Sasuke vs Danzo. They can just trick the guy into thinking he activated his Almighty.
>Kratos beating RoR Zeus
I dont see it with the combat speed RoR Zeus is packing
>b-but muh Hermes
GoW Hermes wasnt that fast which puts it more in RoR favor
I'm not sure what would put GOW Zeus above ROR Zeus, even with maximum wank.
>blake belladona
Why do people keep asking for rwby? Literally no one watches that crap
RWBY literally still lives solely because of the porn
This is a interesting match if we were to go by gameplay mechanics. If using normal battle boarding rules, the judge should be able to hax sans to death while shrugging off karmic retribution. But with gameplay mechanics,
>Sans can see the CP of the judge
>Can just choose not to attack and wait
>But
>The judge just has to wait for his CP to recover before he can attack. He doesn't actually need to let his opponent to attack him before he can go.
>The two would eventually recognize the meta of the situation and would mutually agree to stop attacking.
Could be kino if done right.
The first thing I can think is that Sans won't be able to wait Pablo out. He can take as long as he wants, and Pablo will just keep pummeling him in the meantime. The second is that, for as impressive as Chara is compared to the Batter, Sans does not scale to Chara. The second Chara got bored, Sans died.
Chara literally just decided to attack twice after sans woke up again. It's something that's not really talked about, but I think it shows that the gameplay system of undertale is more of a formality than a concrete thing to be adhered to.
Some people will argue to you that it actually means Chara can beat the game mechanics. I'm not saying who's right. I'm just saying some people will argue that.
It really is impressive that Batkek was somehow worse than Marvel zombies.
Alright lads, which one of these three looks the best?
Topmost
Where's Nerd vs Critic?
Nerd scales to Omniversal beings. The critic doesn’t stand a chance.
>Galactus loses because Marvel cosmics fight more
Kek
And yes, the Marvel Zombies can eat Unicron.
marvel zombies confirmed multiversal+
Damn, does that mean Dr. Doom can eat Unicron too because he can...LE OUT-WILLPOWER the zombies?
Before batkeks this was the comic bullshit I hated the most, the amount of mental moronation Marvel zombies has causes me physical harm.
Marvel Zombies is a guilty pleasure of mine. I fricking love it.
I still think 'Punisher Kills The Marvel Universe' is worse. At least Batman has money and is known to study fellow JL members weakness. Frank is just a schizo with guns.
It's funny cause Cates was apparently planning on having Thanos take command of the Marvel Zombies before he got brain damage or whatever.
i love marvel zombies, but that shit isn't meant to be taken seriously - MZ galactus is an entirely separate entity from 616 galactus, considering one is an energy being that takes different forms depending on those perceiving it, and the other is clearly a being of meat, that can be consumed
please enjoy my favourite page from marvel zombies, though.
Their power Cosmic turned Galactus into what they perceived him to be (a man made of meat) so he died like a man and even shrinks. The Marvel Zombie Virus is weird as frick. Feel like it's something special that has never been replicated.
Marvel Zombies vs Black Lanterns when?
Black Lanterns just get infected and start eating each other. Hunger Virus is way to OP. Superman getting infected ends everything.
Undead folks aren't safe either. I don't even understand how this shit happened to Morbius.
It also infected robots. It was magic, plain and simple.
What happened to Ghost Rider, also how did they eat Galactus?
He became a zombie, and this version of Galactus was made of meat.
Because don't think about it too hard, its a silly zombie story.
>He became a zombie
A zombie skeleton from hell has become a zombie? I guess Hell was the only safe place in the Marvel Zombie-verse. And why the One who is above all did not intervene?
I dunno. There was a part where Sentry tried to punch his way into Heaven's Pearly Gates, I guess after that they locked up and stayed put.
why didn't they get zombie Dr Strange to portal up a portal their or did they eat him too?
If I remember right as a zombie his powers were severely gimped.
The One Above All doesn't intervene when the entirety of existence is about to blow up. Why would he care about one universe getting screwed over by zombies?
The same reason why he care about Spider-man abandoning his job.
Because Robert Kirkman is a homosexual who doesn't understand anything, put simply.
There's a character in Invincible called Omnipotus that is stated to have destroyed his own universe by draining it of all its energy, and has amazing reality warping powers. Then a dino dude chomps him and he dies instantly.
Kirkman is not a good writer at all. Characters act unrealistically moronic and Mark is a fricking cuck.
Doesn't help that Eve is a prostitute who
-starts dating Mark's best friend solely to get close to him
-literally the exact moment that she hears about Mark breaking up with Amber in the comic she asks to start dating.
-gets fat.
-has an abortion with Mark and her baby while Mark is trapped in a parallel universe
-cucks Mark with a blue douche who hates kids (Despite having a 5 year old girl) when Mark disappears again. (This time he was gone for 5 years)
Tldr, Atom Eve is a fricking shit.
And so is Invincible. Frick this comic.
>and Mark is a fricking cuck.
Mark is unironically the Gohan of Viltrumites. Useless homosexual with great genetics who squanders them because he'd rather die than use them to their full potential.
Read the last issue of Invincible. Gohan is another brick in the wall but Mark leads a galactic empire
>Mark becomes the very thing he spends almost the entire comics fighting against
>this is a good thing because it just is now frick you.
Nice ending, Kirkman.
The Viltrumites didn't go around genociding people and enslaving compatible women as breeders under Mark.
Yeah because now they have the power to just have people instantly submit to them because writer fiat.
What's that? Conflict has been your people's culture for millennia? Too bad now you love peace.
They basically just sweep through the cosmos suffocating everyone in an authoritatian blanket because no force in the universe (except I guess Geldarians going full techwank with Colossals) can stand against them
So you're being c**ty and regurgitating things in the worst impossible way for the sake of itself even though you didn't read the series
I did read the series.
Mark going from fighting against authoritarianism to being the undisputed galactic tyrant emperor is only not a dark as frick ending because of the way Kirkman frames it.
But make no mistake it's horrifying.
It’s a good thing because he can actually lead it properly without everyone murdering each other to death and making the entire population go to nearly zero over a moronic feud. It was either Mark rules the Viltrumites and teaches them how to act civil, or they roam and rape the universe to death.
>Gohan is given more offscreen potential asspulls and Blanco becomes unironically canon
>Mark is given more offscreen authority asspulls and gets to be the Space King
Same process, different powerup.
the drama is such a fricking bore but viltrum's destruction, mark vs conquest, thragg vs battle beast, thragg's bugtromite army and mark vs thragg were badass.
Mark vs Thragg always felt like a no-stakes battle to me.
Allen, Techjacket and Robot should all be stronger than Mark.
It has some cool moments but they're few and far between.
they fought inside a fricking star and thragg the final boss DIED FOR GOOD wtf do you mean no stakes? it's probably cooler than anything you like
>Allen and Robot
>Stronger than Mark
Wut. Allen literally gets his ass beaten by older Mark. And Robot, well we all know what happens to him. The only person who might’ve been stronger than Mark at the final battle was the Space Racers fricking gun. It also had plenty of stakes since no one else would’ve been able to stop Thragg and his big army from taking over the universe.
>by Older Mark
Yeah, Older Mark >>>> the mark who fought Thragg, and Allen was virtually unharmed by the end of that battle.
Technically speaking Thragg and Mark weren't even the strongest guys on the sun, that would be Null, also from Techjacket.
And again Techjacket has better feats than anybody else considering he threw a spaceship into the sun from earth in seconds.
Hell Techjacket with weaker armor killed two Marks solo in the Invincible War.
Mark ain't shit.
Yeah but Mark isn't the last line of desense or anything. There was no dark hour where Mark needed to step up. The good guys strongest forces were still mostly intact.
>And again Techjacket has better feats than anybody else considering he threw a spaceship into the sun from earth in seconds.
Okay has that been calc'd?
yeah by vsbattles. where do you think they come from, that they get filtered by a series for 12 year old boys?
How about you read the expanded Invincible universe, homosexual.
Viltrumites genuinely get nodiffed by even characters within their own universe.
The Colossal Techjacket, Omega Jacket Brit, Set or Thoth absolutely pulverize the likes of Thragg.
how about you go back to where you come from instead? and where do you think that might be? your home?
Considering that the crossover with the Tick should be canon, Mark pushing a moon into a planet is WAY better than TJ throwing a spaceship, and even beyond that there’s still the Viltrum busting, Battle Beast and Thragg threatening to tear up a planets surface just from fighting, Mark catching a meteor that would’ve fricked a city (possibly way higher because I forget the exact feat) and so on. Meanwhile, the only time Allen was shown to be on par with Mark was when he was a newb.
>Hell Techjacket with weaker armor killed two Marks solo in the Invincible War.
Yeah, but that was Invincible War, which is way, WAY before the final fight. Mark himself was capable of merking multiple versions of himself at that time. Simply put, Mark was very much the strongest being there, and even if you want to argue that Techjacket or Allen were as strong or stronger than him, they still would’ve had to face about a billion bug kids while simultaneously defending Earth without the help of any Viltrumite meat shields.
Those bug kids literally aren't even the toughest swarm of endless superbugs Techjacket has fought.
Fricker fought against the immune system of reality.
He forgot he wasn't the main character so he had to leave his planet sized biomecha in another dimension though.
they were enough that they held mark back as thragg ripped nolan in half. the narrative acknowledged they were at a disadvantage from sheer numbers
>Fricker fought against the immune system of reality
That…doesn’t tell me anything? Do you have any idea how broad a statement like that is? That could be anything from “they murk anything dangerous in reality before it can become a real threat” to “they’re just regular defenders”. Also I feel like you’re forgetting that those Evil Marks more than likely would’ve also had to kill their universes’ Tech Jackets in order to conquer everything, like how they killed their Spawn. Of course you can argue that those TJ’s aren’t as strong as the real one. But still, the story just makes it blatantly clear that if Mark fell, so did the universe. That basically screams “he is the strongest”. I don’t know why you’re acting like everyone would’ve started curb stomping Thragg if he flew out of the Sun with Mark’s charred corpse instead of, you know, shitting themselves.
the narrative was super easy to follow if you read the dialogue. there doesn't have to be a 'darkest hour' where it's already too late and mark is superman and steps up to save the multiBlack personverse
Point js Thragg is a shit villain who is basically a joke. Invincible was meant to continue but Ottley didn't want to so we got the damp squib we got.
You don't even know who Omegajacket, Thoth and Set are, do you?
thragg was a bamf and the perfect final boss. and you need to go back to your cave vsbattle goblin
Thragg was literally already beaten once. He's pathetic.
Also if you'd read Invincible you'd know he isn't the final boss, Robot is.
Suck my dick, secondary homosexual.
the epilogue is never the final boss, homosexualron. especially one that isn't even a boss. thragg was a badass and there's nothing you can do about it c**ty
You sound soooo mad, kiddo. Perhaps head back to the Youtube shorts comment section you leaked from, eh?
Basically think kinda like Bug Galactus from Ultimate Marvel. Unending horde of superbugs that devour everything.
not an argument, c**ty
You're not denying it, child.
>he answers to "c**ty"
nah this is what kirkman thinks. straight from the horse's mouth
i can't believe Pat would say that
Robot was the “final boss” in the same way that a common cold is the final boss after you just survived stage ten super cancer. He wasn’t even a threat in the same way that Thragg was, he was just dangerous because he was willing to kill Viltrumite children. Mark killed him in the same amount of time it takes me to cook dinner.
It's not that Thragg is a bad idea, he's just badly executed. Super Ubermensch, but ends up just being a big super moron who gets tricked by everyone. In a way, he's the perfect example of vilturmites: All Talk & Strength, but so easily tricked that they ended up killing 99% of their race... by themselves.
And frankly, Battle Beast is cooler than Thragg and fulfills the same niche, but better.
Ghost Rider could have been infected before transforming. They used the power Cosmic mixed with their hunger to turn him into a flesh bag to be esten.
>A fraction of the power cosmic divided across multiple shitters is capable of overwhelming a superior controller of the power cosmic
Silver Surfer should have immediately mogged them, and even if they were able to take down Norrin, Galactus would have just went 'nah', and taken back the power cosmic, or just no-diff'd them regardless.
This is up there with The Punisher killing Doctor Doom in 'The Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe', by dinging him in the face with a sledge hammer - homeboy just doesn't have the stamina to crack something that's made to take blows from The Thing
you know, unless these counterparts are intentionally weaker to yield to the narrative.
I could see the power Cosmic being corrupted by the Zombie Virus. It could also be the reason Galactus turns into flesh and can't just take the power back. The Marvel zombie virus is just bullshit and does bullshit to infect shit.
Frank beating Doom to death with a warhammer actually makes a bit of sense, because if I remember right, he disabled the armor first, meaning it's force shields were off, which is what it uses to tank those big hits. Sniping Hulk, or sneaking up on Spidey and Venom in the sewer are way worse.
So wouldn't this "perception" effect turn Galactus into something weaker than Unicron?
No.
It just feels a bit nonsense how this whole thing kinda works anyway.
Well yeah! Power Cosmic just does that. They could do the same thing to Unicron and eat him. Wouldn't that be some shit to see?
>Robert Kirkman is a fricking hack
Wow color me fricking surprised. The guy behind The Walking Slop and Invincislop with a Superman hateboner (The first zombie was meant to be Superman, but was changed to the Sentry for fricking obvious reasons, this is why Zombie Sentry has the rough shape of Superman's emblem on his chest) only makes a refined and purer form of slop when he combines the two!
Seriously, frick Kirkman, I'd argue he's the most overrated comic writer of all.
Also, it's a pretty telling thing with how much cuckoldry and NTR comes up in his stories. Atom Eve cucked Invincible. Debbie cucked Omniman. Lin cucked Tech Jacket. Lori cucked Rick. Amanda cucked Robot. I'm sure you can find more cuckoldry too.
In many ways, I consider Kirkman to be the anti-Garth Ennis, while Ennis hates every Superhero except Superman, Kirkman has a hatred only for Superman.
That being said I can't wait till Gwen pulverizes Atom Eve in a fight.
Bro I totally agree. I don't really like his stories all that much. Feel like they always start strong and just fall off.
Gwen from Ben 10? How the frick is she beating Pink Manhattan?
By outstatting her on every conceivable metric. Thing you gotta remember is that Atom Eve dies a LOT in all the AUs we see. She's not even close to being "Pink Manhattan". She's not very durable at all. She won't come back to life after death, and If you kill her outright, then she's dead, she can really only use her powers to their fullest extent at the very brink of death, and the only reason she gets to do that twice is that Kirkman writes Saturday Morning Cartoon villains who go "HAHAHA! AND NOW I HAVE WON, I SHALL LEAVE YOU TO BLEED OUT BECAUSE I AM SO EVIL MUHAHAHAHA".
It's always funny when people start wanking Eve and then the show reminds you about how in MOST timelines, Invincible goes evil and helps the Viltrumites take over and can do shit like just snap her neck before she uses her powers.
Robert Kirkman said Atom Eve = Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet so she could manscape the cosmology on Chuck Norris's chest hair...
Did he tho
did he really
No I am taking what he said out of context
Even if he said that see how seriously people took the "mark beats supes" thing
>Atom Eve cucked Invincible. Debbie cucked Omniman.
No they didn't
Yes they did.
Omniman got the Spiderman treatment and even got cucked by the legendary Paul-sama.
Mark got cucked by a blue douche who basically calls him a gay to his face.
>Omniman got the Spiderman treatment and even got cucked by the legendary Paul-sama.
Omniman left her and literally said he saw her as a pet not a partner so she was single and thus not cucking him with Paul
>Mark got cucked by a blue douche who basically calls him a gay to his face.
He was gone for 4 years thought dead that's long enough for Eve to move on and even then she never had sex with the blue douche
You seem like one of those morons who thinks a woman should never move on after a relationship
In Atom Eve's case it's not like she should have gone through Mark abruptly disappearing before coming back later.
Last time she used it as a convenient excuse to murder their child though.
Eve is a bawd.
Also Debbie in the comics actively blames Mark for driving Omniman away. Pet or not, she was still cucking him.
>In Atom Eve's case it's not like she should have gone through Mark abruptly disappearing before coming back later.
That was never longer than a year, 4 years is a long time it's more than reasonable to find someone else then
>Last time she used it as a convenient excuse to murder their child though.
Because she wasn't fit to raise a child alone when she had no clue if he was going to return at that point it was a very hard decision but it made sense
>Eve is a bawd.
dated 3 people and slept with 2 of them that's not remotely a bawd
>Also Debbie in the comics actively blames Mark for driving Omniman away. Pet or not, she was still cucking him.
once again not cucking because Nolan broke it off with her first and then fricked the bug queen or are you saying Omniman cucked her too?
wait let me correct that dated 4 people and only slept with 2, still not loose.
You sound like a cuck, sorry son.
Robot was genuinely far more of a threat than Thragg and lost because he got hit by PIS, forgot to use the Viltrumite Scrambling Frequency, and managed to reveal himself in the final battle.
Thragg was just some moron Robot would've killed if he fricked with Earth.
>You sound like a cuck, sorry son.
I do not want my gf to frick other men in front of me, I'm not a cuck. You don't seem to have a healthy understanding of adult relationships.
Kirkman did it solely because he adores NTR.
It's not NTR you dumbfrick if the relationship is over then it can't be NTR
It's NTR cuckboy, sorry you want other men to frick your wife.
Yeah the egomaniacal mega genius building up an unstoppable army was a bigger threat than the egomaniacal mega steroid monkey building up an unstoppable army.
Please define NTR
>Yeah the [dickhead who got his shit pushed in at the slightest hint of conflict] was a bigger threat than the [dickhead who was one bad nap away from turning the planet into a breeding stable]
Are you honestly convinced that Robot would’ve been able to handle Thragg? Be honest. Because we already know that the specific frequency isn’t going to be enough to stun a Viltrumite for long. Robot trying to pull that on Thragg would be like if you walked up to a bear, spit on its face, and then puffed out your chest to make yourself look bigger to scare it. Spoiler alert: It doesn’t work.
The message is that Schlickman manages to troll people with his stories and split his own fanbase by being a dickhead. Outversal levels of trolling honestly.
>Thragg was more of a threat than Robot
>But if Robot was more of a threat than Thragg, he would've been more of a threat than Thragg
>You see, if I were writing the story...
Stupendous logic
>le black politicsman!!!
Holy reddit.
Yes. The man who may well have a "kill viltrumites" button is a bigger threat to our viltrumite hero than "a viltrumite".
Kirkman had to wrap the story up, the result was the smartest man in the comic holding the idiot ball and dying immediately.
You got something against blacks?
Uh yeah. Robot, the guy who just wanted to kill the child of his formerly e-girl wife’s monster futa wiener and rule over Earth, was more of a threat than Thragg, the guy whose plan to repopulate his people starts with raping the human race and ends with him and his people conquering the universe to near extinction. Wait.
t. seething superslopper
>Responds to a post from several hours ago just to seethe over someone shittalking Kirkman
>Still has the gall to call anyone else mad
As someone who knew nothing about marvel or galactus it was really underwhelming to discover that this "ultimate nullifier" thing I've heard all this last week is a tiny gun like thing instead of some gigantic device or something...
People will b***h and whine about how kino Jack Kirby's artstyle is in the abstract, and then studiously ignore things like it.
What would your ideal season 11 while being realistic. Only 16 episodes while including Tom vs coyote
>Tomura vs Mahito
>Ichigo vs Cap America
>Sebastian vs Alucard
>Cell vs Garou
>Juri vs Mileena
>Deathstroke vs Taskmaster
>Wesker vs Liquid Snake
>Kyle vs Simon (DC W)
>Champion's poll redux
>Ichigo vs Yusuke
>Gordon vs Isaac
>Ghidorah vs Death wing
>Joker vs Giorno (go all in on wank)
>Tom vs Coyote
>Sans vs the Judge
>Kazuya vs Yagami/Yujiro
>Light vs Harry Du Bois
>Steve vs the Terrarian
Your season is shit
Anyone who still thinks that Death Battle is anything other than glorified fanfiction at best, and outright propaganda run by their sponsors at worst, after Yang vs Tifa is either delusional. Or a capeshitter hard coping that their characters have been so thoroughly mangled that they have NOTHING.
NOTHING left, in terms of good storytelling.
Other than winning powerlevel dickwaving contests on the internet. Because they don't want to acknowledge all the times Superman has been backstabbed by Lois, made to abandon his son as a prisoner of the Crime Syndicate or turned into an angry moron when depowered they just plug their ears and go NYER NYER MULTIVERSAL SCALING. Just like the RWBY writers prefer to have Yang beat a Final Fantasy one for clickbait than actually fix their fricking show.
Man, that's a lotta seethe.
>no argument
>still seething five (5) hours later
>feels called out
>>c-called out
>when he replied directly to a post
Anyone who seethes at DB for any outcome or scaling is already giving them a lot of validation, DB was never more than a web show about nerds doing powerscaling people who feel the need to repeat "they are fanfiction, they are fanfiction" are just repeating the obvious to make themselves feel better about an outcome they didn't like.
The only problem comes from idiots taking the outcomes as objective truth.
Yes that's also moronic.
And that takes me to my final point, that DC/Marvel homosexuals here DO take those outcomes as objective truth because it's all those characters have going for them anymore.
Black Lanterns are old and busted, it's all about the Dark Multiverse now
The Dark Multiverse doesn’t have anything to do with zombies/the undead though. It’s also shit and is done a million times better by Marvel Zombies and Darkhold.
The Muppets vs Looney Tunes
Elder Scrolls got one weird cosmology
>Quagmire
Quagmire? Outerversal beings
If grounded, I see it being at least... 7-8 dimensional with Godhead on top
Interesting how it's supreme being is a bootleg Azatoth
>bootleg Azatoth
more like Vishnu. you would know this if you knew anything about TES and how it's more of a bastardization of Hinduism, Buddhism, LUCIFERIANISM and some Gnosticism
>7-8 dimensional
Yeah no, oblivion alone is infinitely dimensional
Sounds like 2-A fodder to me
Stomps composite DC
Does anyone know when season 11 is coming?
Calm down, the season finale isn't even half-a-day old.
>Galactus vs Unicron
>Infinite Infinites
I figured this was how it would go down along with the I win button could have at least gone for a draw with the whole blackhole thing, but when they go Marvel multiverse infinity vs Transformers multiverse is less infinities, wouldn't that becomes irrelevant because transformers was a marvel comics property at one point, so should be shared amongst the "infinities" thus meaning that Unicron has equal infinities? Unless retcons are allowed which make things more confusing..... meaning that marvel corporate is quite literally above the one above all and the ultimate power scaler
>meaning that Unicron has equal infinities?
He used to.
>uses to have equal infinite infinities
>He used to
Where these meant to be composite forms of the characters or most recent forms then?
He was a multiversal singularity, existing simultaneously in every reality at once.
>was
Right, he's currently and I thought that retcon where he was no longer a multiverse singularity should have made this battle a hilarious stomp in Galactus' favor, no nullifier needed, but they did pull the multiverse elements but excluded the marvel side of it limiting his infinities. Like have that early lore/concepts were done under the marvel label too typing this out is a lovely reminder of how moronic all the vs fights are, namely the power scaling
>My setting's cosmology includes your setting's cosmology
Is arguably worse than dimensional scaling and meta "he sees lower layers as fiction/he lives in the real world/he is real" shit
>Where these meant to be composite forms of the characters or most recent forms then?
Nah not composite
Even if you composite Unicron, if you're being current, the multiverse in Dreamwave/Funpub (shared lore) went through a thing called "the shrouding", essentially separating the individual universes even further and baking them inaccessible to each other outside of specific circumstances, thus fricking up Galactus' whole singularity bit, essentially reducing him to one god that exists in one universe, and a bunch of unconnected copies of him.
So to really wank Unicron, you need to composite him with pre-shrouding Dreamwave which is so specific and catering it feels like a crutch.
Everything is crossover-relevant except when it's suddenly against DB's parent company's interests.
DB is owned by Disney?
Batman who Kek (Marvel) vs Paul who Bull (Marvel)
I hope the next season is filled with nothing but street levelers and the occasional city buster. Swank has clearly gone insane.
The
Next death battle season-
The fool, death, and the world
Is it 3 different matches?
Fool could easily be tom and wile e.
death.... puss in boots? billy and mandy? some other death from another series (there are many) so many..., death note, bill and ted, marvel/dc (personas of) death.
I think it's "death" vs "death" , but which specific ones do you think they might use?
What do you want them to use?
the world - is it not jojo? captain planet? Someone that represents the planet? gaia from Hercules (wonder woman?), mogo planet green lantern?
I'm not sure about this one, even less then death.
What do you think?
*Swings claws once, destroying a universe*
your move, chuds
They included a note:
"Due to how wielders of sharp adamantium weaponry have consistently been depicted as capable of harming characters far above their tiers, we are forced to list separate ratings for them to accommodate this. We are well aware that this technically does not make sense, but it is likely the least bad available option to not ignore this ongoing plot convention. Please note that this does not remotely scale to their base statistics/raw energy outputs."
It's not that Wolverine can destroy a universe, it's that he has a weapon in his claws that can harm and potentially kill people who can destroy a universe.
it's almost as if their system sucks
I'm happy when they include notes when their system doesn't work. It's better than them trying to shove a square peg into a round hole and hoping that nobody will notice if they write enough words about it.
cause of range and not potency
Kratos wishes he could do this
Reminder that Atreus bit his way out of Odin's grasp by turning into a wolf, and that while fighting Atreus turned into a bear Kratos had no fricking clue it was anything other than an ordinary bear until it turned back into his son.
Wanking God of War characters is like wanking Mortal Kombat characters and then hard coping about D'vorrah low diffing literally everyone except Thunder God Raiden.
Atreus also burned his hand in lava and Thor said he wouldn't find it comforting either
Additionally, Atreus was able to stalemate the Einherjar by turning into a bear. The heavens clashed, the Yggdrasil splintered, and the most dangerous thing on the battlefield was a disgruntled brown bear.
>Didn't give birth to the eight legged horse
>Not even really the father of Jormungandr or Fenrir
>His Angrboda is a b***hy black girl who constantly whines about MUH PROPHECIES even though the whole point of the game is that they're not set while shitting on him the rest of the time
>Has barely even met other living giants
I never thought I'd say this, but MCU Loki is no longer the most disappointing Loki in all of fiction. Atreus is.
And it's not even really his fault, just the writing making him take on Ragnarok while he's still more Kratos' son than a trickster god.
I do.
It gives me a good laugh.
do you just hate yourself that much?
the smart thing to do is ignore everything after capaldi
>do you just hate yourself that much?
No but Donna whining about the Doctor being a white cis man RIGHT AFTER he regenerated from being a woman, and soon before he WILL regenerate into a black man is funny.
As is the knowledge that all the wanking about Lampreys, Transcendentals, Celestis etc just goes to utter shit solely because Chris Chibnall and the rest of the BBC would rather total their own setting than let the chuds win
EXTERMINATE
>Every single piece of Doctor Who wank has been demolished by the Timeless Child arc revealing the Time Lords a) stole all their tech from other species, including regeneration cycles and b) rewrote their own history to sound cooler
>Yssgaroth? Nope, they mutilated a little e-girl negress into a white woman to get that
Doctorkeks in shambles
https://godofwar.fandom.com/wiki/King_Hrólf_Kraki
Let's also not forget that the superboss of Ragnarok isn't even agod, but KING HROLF KRAKI who's literally just a random undead berserker...who can twoshot Kratos. Kratos with all his powers and upgrades at the end of Ragnarok. Gets whacked by some dead nordic moron who isn't even a god.
no one pays attention to nu-who lore
try again anon
I LOST!
... Said Goku
... 's fans upon seeing their HERO fall in battle yet again
What would happen if you shot Kratos in between the eyes?
>kratos vs asura
Riddle me this
Thanks Doc
Paul will eventually cuck Peter so hard he even steals being Spider-Man, becoming the best ever Spider-Man
They're only going to do that if they wanna suddenly retcon Paul as a villain who's hated Spider-Man this entire time
Though it'd be a neat excuse to bring back the Superior Spidey suit
And they're not doing that, he's being pushed as the new, non-threatening, non-toxic, manbun sporting true love of MJ.
Face it, Marvel editorial has it in for Peter because he's still selling more than his preferred replacement
I guess the message here is that Invincible is bad.
Is anybody surprised?
it's alright. a comic book for teenagers. what's astonishing is vsbw tourists getting filtered by it
The art is genuinely hideous when Walker is the artist.
Mark and Eve look like the npc wojak meme.
>I guess the message here is that Invincible is bad.
Nah it's good the latter half falls off a bit and Kirk is a bit hacky with his writing but in terms of capeshit it's good
It’s honestly shocking how much better the second half of the season was compared to the first. I’m wondering if they saw how low the viewcounts were for the first half, and then responded by quickly spamming a bunch of pre-made “in case of dying season, break glass” episodes in the second half to make up for it. I’m guessing the original finale was supposed to be Light vs Columbo, seeing how so many episodes in a row this season seemed to reference that MU, but they soon realized how poorly the season was doing and backpedaled, not wanting another Macho vs Kool-Aid while WB was cutting underperforming shows left and right.
Gojo vs Makima felt lame, but that's partly because of budget restrictions.
At least the track slaps. I like what they did with the Hollow Purple theme.
The first 8 episodes were doing fine. All of them, save for THAT, had average or above average views. Also if I see someone say that Columbo Vs Light was the true finale I’m going to pull an L and track you down so that I can shit in your coffee.
>I’m guessing the original finale was supposed to be Light vs Columbo, seeing how so many episodes in a row this season seemed to reference that MU, but they soon realized how poorly the season was doing and backpedaled
I doubt that. Doing matchups like Goku vs Superman 3 and Galactus vs Unicron felt significant due to the fact that this was the 10th season.
>Robot, my self insert, is the most dangerous character in the ver-ACK!
Why would you self insert into a cuck, anon...?
You dropped the soap. That's why
With Death Battle now buying Infinite Spacial dimensions in Marvel (not that it's a good thing), how many of previous battles marvel combatants would win?
won't really change any of them DC has Marvel #+1 dimensions
Holy shit....the dox for ultraguy and speedy has just dropped on the farms.
In related news, Nintendo just leaked the Switch 3.
Oh my god..... it's packing a 5090 in there! Holy shit.
What? That’s moronic dude what the frick are you talking abo- HOLY SHIT THE SWITCH FOUR JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
No it didn't.
>sharts already losing against their inbred kiwi uncles
Wish that was true.
thragg
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>more toonslop
Zzzzzzzz
>More toonkino
HELL YEAH!!!
Whose a good opponent for Valiant's Shadowman?
Malibu's Night Man.
Brother Voodoo, provided it's classic Brother Voodoo and not the dumbass Sorcerer Supreme version.
What's his gimmick?
>Goku
>Superman
>Jiren
>One Punch Man
>Popeye
>Batman
>YOUR favorite fighter
Lose to the combined might of Golden Bat and Devilman. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
Speaking Devilman, people here always say that Devilman vs Hellboy is a stomp, but just how big is the power gap between the two?
G1 says Hellboy is planet level, and Devilman is in that range
>G1 says Hellboy is planet level, and Devilman is in that range
How?
The Devilmite Beam transforms an opponent's own negative thoughts into destructive beams that can annihilate anything in their path.
That's not Devil Man.
I'm talking about Go Nagai's Devil Man. The superior.
Hellboy gets one shot by the devilmite beam.
Hellboy has gotten his shit pushed in by large frogmen, the same frogmen generic BPRD soldiers mow down with machine guns.
It's a fun match, but it is a curbstomp. At range, Akira can fly and accurately shoot lightning and devil cutters while Hellboy is by his own admission a garbage shot with the samaritan. Up close, Akira has claws and a tail and given his speed he should be able to get past the Hand of Doom shield.
One of the dumbest calls they ever made.
I just feel bad for Hellboy in either match
Especially since its Hellboy and not one of Death Battle's favorite characters.
Poor dude had a hard life. I hope they put a good twist at the end, like his death magically causes the combined apocalypses of both settings to end and Akira nods solemnly as lilies rise from his blood. Hellboy deserves to go out honorably.
Bumblebee vs Herbie
It's very esoteric, but Alternity Optimus vs Superman
Seekers vs Skull Squadron (Macross)
Soundwave vs a Mon protag
White Leo vs Battle Beast
Shockwave vs Brainiac
That would be cool, I like it better than Nero. But in fairness, I don’t think I ever cared about DMC
I still would much rather have the Gargoles, Sharks or Robins. Or Hell, even Elektra vs Raphael
Jetfire (either his original toy design or Idw design) vs a VF S1 since jetfire's original look looks like a copy and paste Super Valkyrie.
Shit, I want to do this fight now.
I can see a post-apocalyptic story being viable, provided Hellboy doesn't come back from the dead. Mignolia could do hollow Earth meets the Night Lands.
IIRC he stopped a planet exploding in his original cartoons, so about planet level. His strength is in his versatility. He's got a billion power band settings. He can push things, pull thinks, dissolve things, turn things intangible, etc.
>Golden Bat vs Hugo Hercules/Popeye
>Devilman vs Hellboy
>Ultraman vs Superman (Seven vs Martian Manhunter)
>Super Sentai vs Legion of Superheroes
>Kamen Riders vs Ghost Riders
>Metal Heroes vs Spaceknights
>Goku vs Karate Kid
>Inuyasha vs Shining Knight
.>Ichigo vs Deadman
>Luffy vs Plastic Man (duh)
>Arale vs 'Mazing Man
>Astroboy vs Human Torch
>Godzilla vs Hulk
>Mario vs Fortnite Man
>Sonic vs Archie Sonic
>OPM vs Mano
>provided Hellboy doesn't come back from the dead
Well, the good news there is that Koschei is seemingly being set up as the new protagonist.
The thing about Hellboy is that like all good fantasy writers (you'll never see Tales of the Flat Earth or the Tamora Pierce books come up in these shit threads for example), Mike does not give a rat shit fug about >muh scaling logic. It takes Johann channeling infinite energy to blow up a single Ogdru Jahad...and at the end of the series, the Osiris Club using Hellboy's hand just yoinks the seven dragons' souls and power away into it with a magitech device they built. The Osiris Club is NEVER shown to be able to take any of Hellboy's foes in a fight, his hand is simply mystically attuned because it's the hand belonging to the Watcher that created the Jahad. Hellboy fights and kills an avatar of the Jahad in the Storm and the Fury with a sword. A magic sword, sure, and as a side effect it unleashed a thunderstorm on Earth. But the actual fight is just a brawl. And all of Hecate's power didn't save her from a shit-tier dabbler binding her with name, and the corpse of her host's lover, and that of her spiritual son.
The only characters worth actually death battling in Hellboy i.e. NOT the energy field named "God", and not Ereshkigal, all work on similar bullshit fairytale logic where they can wrestle world-destroying monsters or shatter gods "if it's their foretold role to" but also die to a 9mm, an arrow to the back, or a random ghost grabbing them by the soul. So it's not really worth asking the question "BUT COULD GOKU/SUPERMAN BEAT THEM" because god's honest truth, even with all the powers they have they're really only allowed to perform at their best under very, very specific circumstances.
For a second I thought you wanted White Leo to fight his own toyline.
>White Leo
pretty much requires JG1 scaling to win as pictured here where he attacks Marvel Galvatron in JG1
You shouldn't feel bad for Hellboy because of a hypothetical Death Battle match, you should feel bad for Hellboy because after conclusively ending his story Mignola is talking about continuing it AFTER the bloody apocalypse and even set up a new villain in Pluto the fallen angel.
>FODDERman
Not even worth MY time
>t. i never even read devilman
>fodderman cope
You only watched Devilman Crybaby, didn't you? Cause that's the only series where Devilman actually jobs.
>#1 on trending
Kinda cool to be vindicated. I think it’s funny that Cole vs Alex and Discord vs Bill despite being literally winners of a contest couldn’t manage to trend as high or get a million views in 24 hours
Galactus vs Unicron has been a legacy match since day 1. Its not really a fair comparison. The actual ep also ended up being pretty mediocre
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND OR HEAR A SINGLE PHILOSOPHICAL THING THEY ARE SAYING OVER THE MUSIC. WHAT THE FRICK DEATH BATTLE.
JUST GIANT MULTIVERSAL GOD GIBBERISH FROM TWIST AFTER TWIST
One thing I kinda liked was that Unicron fights dirty. I liked his knee to the face
>I CAN'T UNDERSTAND OR HEAR A SINGLE PHILOSOPHICAL THING THEY ARE SAYING OVER THE MUSIC. WHAT THE FRICK DEATH BATTLE.
Die you imbecil it's my planet to chomp, Nuh uh you meat garbage.
Nothing will beat hight-tier capeshit on this show.
>Other, Scrier
Universal cosmic fodder is almost on par with abstracts...
Cool..
Marvel and DC are just old as frick.
Both of them also only appeared is like, 7 issues
Could He-man beat Shazam?
Doubt it.
He's pretty much fighting Superman without a weakness to magic (not that He-Man has any magic hax I can think of).
He also likely speed blitzes
Marvel is part of the Shonen Jump multiverse, as Jump Force took place after the Shonen Jump Marvel stories happened and characters from those runs (such as Sakura-Spider) are still being used.
The main villain of Jump Force is Prometheus who was merging every Jump World (which should include the Marvel stories which are part of the Marvel multiverse thereby including the Marvel multiverse) along with the real world and was explicitly stated to be aiming to be the supreme god of all realities.
In other words the Marvel Multiverse is canonically part of the Jump multiverse and Jump Force top tiers scale beyond the entire Marvel Multiverse. GODku's Omniversal Spirit Bomb gave the protagonist the power to beat the shit out of him.
City Level chad
Shall we?
Markiplier. . .
>jobs to a peak human
YIKES
Homebro can easily be upgraded to town/city level
I've thought about writing a DC or Marvel fic with an OC based off her, except instead of people having to die around her for her to be able to use their powers as ghosts he/she would just have to touch the person. After enough damage the shadow ghost would die and he/she would have to do it again if they wanted another copy of that character.
You ever read the descriptions on vsbw and think "that sounds way more fricking powerful than what you're labeling it as"
Not really, in fact for example I would rather have Metal Gear Rising cast at probably multi-city block to small town level, feels more right than them tanking nukes
I was just reading this dude who uses lasers and the description of them sounded way more impressive than what they labelled it is all.
Or for example mid-tier mlp cast being country level because Rainbow Dash disperses clouds which probably should be her ability as a Pegasus and slightly budging a sleeping dragon
WAAATCH
MEEEEEE
COOOOME
ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It is, I don't know why Danny Phantom fans are so obsessed with this matchup when it's basically going to be watching their hero get destroyed
I'm a champion for Danny Phantom vs Space Ghost. Cartoon heroes that aren't actually ghosts. 70's aesthetics vs 2010 aesthetics.
Didn’t Danny get upgraded to Multiversal? It’s probably closer than you think
scaling to Dan funnily enough thanks to the new comic
over at troon battles wiki maybe
Is that officially confirmed, or just a wishful thinking?
https://thecodex.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Zacisawesome101/Ninjago_Feats_Blog
Some Ninjago feats. Some weather stuff and scaling
It won a fan poll where the winner would be made into an episode
After this what other matches does transformers have?
MegaMan X vs Optimus Primal, but it is kind of a stomp in favor of X
Primal vs X
The Stunticons vs the Turbo Power Rangers.
Some people brought Hot Rod vs Mark or Luke and IDW Shockwave vs MCU Thanos.
Starscream vs GR15 rematch.
Optimus Prime vs The Mighty Thor
Bumblebee vs. Charmy
>None of Transformers viable match ups involve Gundam
Amuro got put in a fricking screwjob.
What are some of the most absurd high tier ranking of characters you like on vsbw you saw? Mine is base Sonic cast being Planet Level, then Multi-solar system, and then Universe+, it's kind of stupid
Even minor Sailor Moon characters are at least planet-level. It seems stupid, but if you remember that they are cosmic avatars of the planets or some shit, it starts to mske sense.
"On the Seventh day of Christmas, Death Battle gave to me, seven Swans swimming, six JoJos jobbing, a five combo team, four strongest ogres, three saiyans slain, two gaping gods, and a lobster killing animemes"
Every day, we'll get a lucky anon who chooses that day's character. Just like with Spooky Month, the first trips of the day will be that day's carol verse (though quads/quints can overrule if occur), the winner of which getting their pic at the end of the day. Note, you actually need to @ this post to make the request (and so I can actually see when it happens rather than some random comment in the thread)
I would ask you guys to try and fit your roll as the verse in the song would (seven swans a-swimming, etc.). It ain't gonna be a hard rule, just makes the end product flow nicer.
Eight dead Avengers
Eight Ottos Ogling. What are they oggling? Superman,probably.
Eight Captain Americas threatening Pikachu
Eight DIO's winning
Eight Johnny Joestars spinning
How powerful is Space Ghost?
read a book you simpleton https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A4-x38uunw
>more gayon ball z headcanon
Let him cook
Alright, let's fricking go. Japanese heroes vs American heroes. Bring your best fighters. Repping Japan we got:
>Golden Bat
>Devilman
>Ultraman
>The Super Sentai
>Kamen Rider
>Goku
>InuYasha
>Ichigo Kurosaki
>Monkey D. Luffy
>Arale
>Astroboy
>Godzilla
>Mario
>Sonic the Hedgehog
>One Punch Man
>Golden Bat
It's fricking over. Japan wins.
>The Super Sentai
All of them?
>Kamen Rider
The original?
ALL the Sentai. ALL the Riders.
ALL the Metal Heroes
ALL the Toei one offs like Prince of Space
I feel like there's more Japanese heroes then there are American.
How broad is your definition of hero?
Through honestly, the sheer amount of obsecure Marvel/DC heroes means they win quantity.
Yeah but there's all those obscure Japanese heroes like Spectreman, Rainbowman, Diamond Eyes, Lion Maru, all those magical girls, all the capcom 'good guys', all the konami 'good guys'?
There's a shit ton of old comic heroes not from Marvel/DC/Image that you can also find.
Like Sultry Teenage Superfoxes.
The bigger question is would the Transformers jump ship from America to Japan since they where originally Japanese toys?
Yes, but the original lore was created by fricking Marvel.
Transformers exists in a kind of unique two world situation.
US Superheroes win the numerical advantage just off all the forgotten members of the public domain superhero wiki.
That's part of the appeal of the fight.
He also became a headmaster IIRC.
I think Japan would have more villains. Hell, it's common for a Super Sentai series to have over 55 villains per season.
Dude, if we counted every one off supervillain in capeshit, they would absolutely dwarf Japan's villain in amount.
Are we counting monsters? Cause there's a shit ton of Pokemon, Digimon, YuGiOh, Monster Rancher and what not.
Pretty sure the west also had a rip-off Pokemon craze.
Yeah but how many of those public domain heroes are just dickheads in a suit who think they're heroes?
>Super Sentai
America has already lost
Homer would solo
Homer Simpson
Every capeshitter
BOOM
Golden Bat could wipe out EVERY capeshitter, since he's that fricking over powered.
>UHHH I ASSURE YOU MY NOBODY IS GIGAPOWERFUL!!!!!!!
uh-uh, yours and everyone else's, star.
>Golden Bat once turned himself into dust particles and tore a guy apart from the inside
>immune to every form of chemical, disease and magic
>can casually toss the strongest dinosaur (triceratops) over his shoulder
>can manifest from anything, coming out of reflections, the soil, from the air
>physical attacks don't hurt him
>he's an accomplished fencer
>will do all this while laughing
Please study the source material before trying to debate.
Seriously? This bag of NLF is the best you have? You DO realize "capeshitters" includes guys like Doc Manhattan, right?
>What's a football league got to do with this?
Golden Bat has the durability of Superman, and reality warping powers, and super strength. He's over powered and he knows it, hence why he laughs constantly.
Even if we take you at your word
there's already versions of Superman better than that, let alone ALL capeshit
It's very hard to describe Golden Bat's feats with out sounding like I'm making shit up. One minute he's fighting a dinosaur, the other he's casually grabbing a tornado and relocating it. I guess that's one of the cons of being a long running series. Hell, I could tell you his weakness, open flames, but then he's wrestling a giant flying clam in lava and flames, laughing like a ghoulish c**t.
Golden Bat is public domain so there is no NLF. Golden Bat has the power to frick all of your loved ones simultaneously and you can't do anything to stop him. He's the strongest.
Nope, I just wrote a story where it turns out everything he ever did was a dream and in reality he's a 6 year old kid with cancer. BOOM.
Yeah well, I just wrote a story where you wrote a story and you have terminal seven.
Tough shit kiddo I already wrote a story saying that dreams are reality.
Dumbass, I wrote one beforehand that nulls every story trying to make dreams reality and gives their writers AIDS.
You gave yourself aids?
Nope, I didn't try to make dreams reality.
Oh, well, I wrote you as trying to make dreams into reality. I'm so sorry, I didn't know your aids thing was in effect.
But then YOU did that, so it's YOU getting the AIDS.
Ooh that's rough man before you did that I wrote a story where Golden Bat cured all AIDS and made all dreams reality. And to cover my bases I also stated Golden Bat transcends dreams.
I wrote a story where Golden Bat repeatedly proclaims himself below dreams afterwards, sorry man but he's got too many anti-feats
Nah buddy I stated in a magazine that Golden Bat was celebrating Opposite Day in that story so he was actually saying he's above dreams.
Shit man, I'm sorry but you published it in Bizarro Land.
Since it was Bizarro Land, Opposite Day actually means they weren't speaking in opposites (by Bizarro Land standards). Meaning when they said "Golden Bat is below dreams" they were really saying "Golden Bat is above dreams" via operating on normal Bizarro Land rules.
Checkmate.
Opposite Day and Bizarro day nultivate each other, sorry man but it looks like he's INFINITELY below dreams....
UHHHH BATSISTERS????? DREAMS FOR THE PS4 SOLOS OUR HERO?????
Nuh-uh two negatives creates a positive so if he's infinitely below dreams then he's now infinitely above dreams.
Nope, they opposite the opposition of the opposite bizarrofication opposited
Yeah well, Golden Bat's little girl disciple can nullify the opposite the opposition of the opposite bizzarofication opposited and she did so just now.
Nope, I wrote a story where she loses her powers and then herself to cocaine.
Tough shit bucko she made out with Golden Bat's avatar and it cured her cocaine addiction and now she's even stronger than before.
Just wrote a story where it turns out that was her dying dream. Bat himself jobbed to crack BTW.
Oof sorry buddy but dreams were confirmed to be reality so her death was actually fake and her 'dying' dream was the truth. The Bat also overcame his crack addiction in '05.
SORRY SORRY SORRY but the Man just told me we need a new storyline where she overdoses on LSD to bring awareness. Also the Bat getting over his addiction was retconned 4 issues ago, that was actually his cousin.
LSD is actually the source of outerversal transcendence so she's now outerversal which therefore makes the Bat outerversal. Also the Bat predicted that his addiction would get retconned so he retretconned it and got over his addiction.
Sorry but I retconned LSD's powers and gave them to myself
Golden Bat's not some 'no body'. He's literally the first Super hero to appear in a comic/manga, even predating Superman.
silence wench https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXj6zetK8Bs
What the FRICK can anyone even do to him?
>instantly seething at CHADon CHAD CHAD
Marvel Dracula vs DC Dracula
Does DC even have Dracula outside of that Batman vs Dracula movie?
I think he shows up in DC occasionally.
://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Un_Maruchan_Crudo/Yujiro_Hanma_(Wank)
This profile bro
>YOUR POWERS HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME
>But scare the crap out of me, I must run!
>flees while fluttering his cape and laughing
Who can stop the Prince of Space? He stopped Krank prostitute.
ALL WHO OPPOSE ME SHALL TREMBLE, FOR I AM TURKEY VOLUME GUESSING MAN!
Let me explain.
In any given space, would you not agree it requires a certain amount of turkeys to fill it up? Using my vast insight, I can guess the weight of the number of delicious November fowls in said room!
QUAKE BEFORE ME
I got you beat.
How many turkeys can fit in Speedy's stomach?
About a Hootnanny worth! TURKEY VOLUME GUESSING MAN!
Turkey Volume Guessing Man, I kneel.
Season 11 predictions. Why oh why did they have to use tarot cards? I hope they don't do it for all the fights, that would be insufferable.
I also like the theory that all the tarot cards represent Makoto/Door/P3 Hero.
Also, isn't Namor also Fantastic Four adjacent?
Matches for Tarzan and John Carter?
>Tarzan
Sheena, Ka-zar, Marvel Tarzan vs DC Tarzan (I'm strongly considering this one), King Kong.
>John Carter
Paul Atreides, Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers, Hugo Danner.
No Conan vs Tarzan? I thought you liked that one.
What's Tarzan's best feats?
Match up for PJO's Zeus?
Remedy's Ahti
So, since the season ended, has anyone kept a score?
I'm confused, if Galactus can hide in another dimension to avoid the Ultimate Nullifier, doesn't that mean it CAN'T remake the whole multiverse?
Considering he is close to abstracts he, probably, can make up some bullshit dimensions that is not connected to main multiverse
But that's exactly what Unicron can do.
Yeah didn't he create pocket universes and force people to fight in the Universe/Dreamwave comics?
1. I have no idea where they pulled that it destroys and recreates the multiverse every time its fired. That doesn't seem to track the LT sealing away Korvac's universe when he used it. The closest I think the UN ever got to doing that was when Galactus killed Eternity with it to remake Eternity without Abraxes.
2. Assuming it does kill the multiverse with every pull, it is limited by the mental conception in the firer's mind. Galactus can juke the UN by jumping into a pocket dimension because the mental target was him at such and such a point in space, not across all spaces. I can see Unicron making a similar error, especially when he doesn't understand what the UN is.
I mean, Unicron's a pretty smart cookie when it comes to cosmic bullshit. His downfall comes more from arrogance due to him essentially having no equal (unless Primus hapens to wake up) in his world.
He is, but if he's encountering the UN and Galactus for the first time, he's probably not going to grasp the UN's subtleties off the bat.
Eh, he was inside of it at the time, it wouldn't take too long with such conditions.
Alright lads, which one of these three looks the best?
Middle. What’s the reason for this match though?
The stalwart and boisterous but also tactless and arrogant warriors who serve as battlefield bastions to their brothers-in-arms who are generally acknowledged as not quite the best fighter of their ranks but are resolute defenders and usually the second best. They're not Guan Yu and Achilles, or Lu Bu and Odysseus, but they're solidly just below the top tiers.
Sometimes I wonder if Marvel writers even think about when writing cosmic stories, the fact that a battle between a single well fed Galactus and two universal fodder characters who appeared in 6 issues prior and who no one cares about can lead to destruction of infinite earths, including the likes of where MCU is is kind of stupid. At that point I am willing to believe fighters themselves who wanted to spare the Universe instead of Oblivion who wanted to destroy the Multiverse
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I just watched Unicron Vs galactus and I don't get why people complain about the "muh infinite dimensional scaling" when that isn't the main reason Galactus won.
Sure Galactus was way more powerful, but if he couldn't kill Unicron all that power means nothing. Scooby had way more destructive feats than courage but since the pink dog could regenerate from nothing all that Universe busting power meant nothing.
What gave the W to Galactus was mainly the Nullifier and his experience fighting other cosmic beings, ironically without the UN I don't think Galactus could have won against Robo Satan (unless there is another piece of Galactus lore that I'm ignoring)
So, how feasible is it to use the Ultimate Nullifier against Galactus, anyways? Death Battle seemed to argue it was as much a part of him as his own heart, but you can still make someone hit themselves with their own parts.
Richards has successfully held him up with it once and other people have gotten their hands on it so pretty feasible
He seems to believe it can destroy him.
UN is >>>> Galactus. He was so scared of it that to get it back he not only backed off Earth but left his herald behind.
>But why didn't he teleport it back to his hand?
Why didn't he turn Reed into cheese? The point was that the off-chance of Reed activating the UN was such a big deal to not only Galactus but the universe in general that Galactus was willing to bargain over taking a swing.
>So, how feasible is it to use the Ultimate Nullifier against Galactus, anyways?
It's literally the plot of the first appearance of Galactus. Reed gets the UN and scares away Galactus.
I thought he could literally use it remotely and think it out of people's hands. This makes no sense with retcons.
It literally being part of him and standard equipment for him is an idea from one specific story. Most writers just treat it as a powerful object he happened to have in his ship, including Kirby and Lee.
That story, the Abarxas story, is also the only real reason people consider the UN to be beyond universal, since it's specifically presented as less potent than the Infinity Gauntlet in most stories and even loses to an incomplete Infinity Gauntlet. Which makes no sense because in theory it can just destroy the universe and remake it however the user wants.
Fun fact, Galactus hasn't touched or seen his "standard equipment" in over 20 years of publication.
Galactus vs Unicron might hit a million before the day is over, not quite as good as GvS doing it in 12 hours but pretty respectable
>Even the season finale that people have been waiting for for over a decade can't match GvS3
How do they keep achieving these views?
Spics love Goku. Plain and simple. Even those stupid Goku betrayed and locked in the time chamber for a million years until the hamburglar frees him are over a million.
>Spics love Goku.
Literally everyone loves Goku. You have to be moronic not to.
Among the billions and billions of people in this planet a large sum of them didn't watch Dragon Ball growing up
And millions still love Goku
No shit. Because millions watched Dragon Ball growing up
Reminder that Galactus only has a 60% chance of surviving a planet exploding.
Frieza > Galan > Unicorn> Megatroon
That was specifically a Galactus who was starving himself because he was framing out about being influenced by Hunger.
Thanos even says something like
>Damn dude eat a sandwich or something
Lifebringer Galactus (strongest version) admits he couldn't break a shield that could only take 3,000 nukes.
Frieza >>>>>>>>>>>>
Outerversal nukes
LB Galactus exhausts all his power to open a worm hole across the universe.
Holy shit lol
Why are western writers so bad at power-scaling?
So how'd this season stack up for you guys and how would you rank each episode?
Pretty solid season imo. Better than the past few at least.
But they burned through all of their finale-worthy episodes in the second half, so I'm not really sure where they'd go from here.
>Ant Man vs Atom
Solid opening EP
>Chosen Undead vs Dragonborn
Liked it
>Killua vs Mistake
Meh. Never read or seen either of these. Probably had the most brutal kill of the season tho.
>Stitch vs Rocket
It was a fun ep, but not one I rewatch a lot.
>Darth Vader vs Obito
Liked it. Lot of cool moments.
>Raven vs Phoenix
Meh, guess it was interesting to see them do a 180 on thinking Jean would stomp
>Guts vs Dimitri
Ok, animation was cool
>Manhunter vs Silver Surfer
Wasn't a fan at first, but it's grown on me. I like it much more now.
>Bill Cipher vs Discord
One of there most creative fights since Popeye vs Saitama. Really liked it.
>Cole vs Alex
I liked it and was rooting for it in the 1st 3d poll. Can say I'm satisfied with it.
>Frieza vs Megatron
Probably my favorite of the season. A good villain vs villain fight is always a treat.
>Gojo vs Makima
Meh. I've never read these mangas either. So like KillSaka, it was just meh for me.
>Scooby vs Courage
Loved it. Probably DB's best fully 2d animated EP. Eustace cameo made me kek.
>Rick vs Doctor
Probably my 2nd favorite episode of the season. Was pretty cool to see all the Easter eggs and how Doc won without throwing a single attack.
>Goku vs Superman 3
Much better sequel than 2. Music animation and voice acting was all on point. Saw the outcome coming but it was a fun. Best ending for sure.
>Galactus vs Unicron
Was a pretty great finale. Glad to see it finally made. Back to back Earth and universal destruction lol
Overall pretty good season. Liked it a lot more than the last. Personal favorites were: FriezaTron, Scooby vs Courage, Rick vs Doc and Colex. Least favorite overall was KillSaka.
>Obito vs Vader
>Bad
Vader's dream alone makes it pretty good imo
It was bad because it had the wrong outcome. Any DB with a wrong outcome is automatically bad.
See also:
Raven vs Phoenix
Bill vs Discord
DIO vs Alucard
etc etc
>Raven vs Phoenix
>Bill vs Discord
Agree.
>Obito Vs Vader
>Alucard Vs Dio
Lmao no. Even with all that stupid wank Vader was still leagues bellow Obito, to this day I can't fathom how someone can think Vader wins that.
Alucard at least could win against a moronic Dio that didn't use any of his powers. Obito could just stand still and take all of Vader's attacks until he dies from exhaustion.
It just felt really stilted and anti-climatic
>go on deathbattle subreddit
>brainlets are gushing about how this season was 'Peak Fiction'
>they're still on the "Bill won the fight, but Discord won the war" copium
>saying Goku v Superman 3 is redundant gets you downvoted
>saying Chosen Undead v Dragonborn was poorly researched gets you downvoted
>just pointing out everything Gojo v Makima got wrong gets you called a Makima Simp, and that "DB's interpretations of Gojo's Blue and Makima's Contract being different from your own doesn't make it bad!"
>even though they READ the panel explaining Makima's contract, and STILL wienered it up.
I know our standards can't be too high for shit like vs debates, but holy shit.
Omega Galactus was twice as powerful as Galactus.
Still dies to the planet blowing up
Frieza >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>Can't absorb a planet without instruments
Thanos is so full of shit hyping up his clone.
That's true for Galactus too.
Galactus needs his technology to deal with planet level attacks.
>Thanos half asses a clone in Galactus' image
>It's still twice as good as Galactus
Starlin wank is something else.
Can anything beat Starlin Thanos?
It's not even Starlin Thanos. Thanos has always been a full team level threat. Even moreso than Darkseid has ever been.
Even if he's outmatched he'd just use his surroundings to eventually find a way to the top. He literally forcefully fused with TOAA after absorbing each cosmic entity one by one. I could see him coming up with schemes to incrementally work his way to the top of other settings too.
But if you put him in a vacuum with someone else then have him fight with no other options available to him, he would still lose to superior strength. Starlin Thanos is dangerous for being resourceful, and it's hard to be resourceful in the nuetral setting of Death Battle.
Cates Thanos though? He tanked an explosion that killed all the celestials, one shot Galactus and seemingly beat the living tribunal to death with his own hands. I'd argue he's more dangerous because there's no logic to explain why he would be that powerful. Starlin would at least explain how he got that kind of power and show how he got there. Cates Thanos just does whatever.
Aside from omnipotents... something that hits him before he can flee to make plans, and hits hard enough to down him.
I LIKE THAT GOLD GAUNTLET UCE
Kirkman, Ennis, Waid.
Why is it that all these worthless frickers can't do superhero subversion very well and only Moore and arguably Morrison can?
Is it just a writing skill thing?
Those guys just think superheroes but buttholes
Moore can subvert them because he understands what superheroes are: fascist enforcers of the capitalist status quo
Remember when Galactus fought Tyrant? Going all out and causing literal galaxies to be destroyed?
Ops wrong scan
Anyway, Thanos took him on too,
There must be more context for him to be that size.
tyrant was depowered
Makima sisters....WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS!?
Having a power that can be overridden so arbitrarily is bad news for vs battles with other main character.
What exactly am I looking at here
Makima's control power just being overridden with willpower. Btw, her chains are also fully physical and have mass attached to them. They're not conceptual in anyway.
lol it's been well established Nayuta is different from Makima but this really shits on the idea that reincarnation shouldn't be a wincon for Gojo or any opponent that could nuke her. Makima's reincarnation is severely weaker and has none of the former contracts, victory is out of the cards for her and the fight has no way of progressing.
Somehow I knew that this would be posted. Now post the next page that has Barem explaining why her control didn’t work.
Firstly, Nayuta =/= Makima since Nayuta is a way better character. Secondly, Barem didn’t overwrite her control with willpower, he overwrite it because he was already controlled by/infatuated with Makima in the past. Thirdly, we’ve already seen that the chains don’t have mass since they phase through objects in this same arc two chapters prior.
Cope
>gives full context
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cope
What, you want me to lie or something? I just explained what actually happened to nonreaders. Barem wasn’t controlled by Nayuta because he and the other Hybrids were controlled by Makima when she was alive. It didn’t have anything to do with willpower.
>The same makima who died and has reincarnated into nayuta who just told him to die
Okay bud. Nice try.
Makima isn’t Nayuta. They’re both the Control Devil but ultimately they’re different. Barem literally spells out that Nayuta can’t control him because Makima did so in the past, which sort of destroys the whole “they’re the same character” thing.
>Secondly, Barem didn’t overwrite her control with willpower, he overwrite it because he was already controlled by/infatuated with Makima in the past
Becoming aware of it snaps you out and Makima isn't around to control him again like with Angel. This is a willpower feat from Baram.
>This is a willpower feat from Baram.
*Barem
And he outright tells the reader why it didn’t work. He explicitly says, and I quote
>“Looks like you can’t take control of us. Is it because my body is still under Ms.Makima’s rule? Or because my heart belongs to her even now.”
The only thing that suggests he willed himself free is the line about loving Makima. Either way, he frames it in a way that makes it so that it’s clear that he AND the Hybrids are unaffected by Nayuta’s Control as a byproduct of being controlled by Makima before, unless you want to argue that all of the other Weapons have a loveboner for Makima as well despite Sword not giving a shit about her and admitting that he’s only doing what he does for Denji.
That's his own speculation, we've seen before how a character could break out if they were controlled simply by remembering.
>Either way, he frames it in a way that makes it so that it’s clear that he AND the Hybrids are unaffected by Nayuta’s Control as a byproduct of being controlled by Makima before
AFAIK Nayuta never attempted on any other Hybrid besides Asa and up to now, Barem.
Also forgot, Nayuta is supposed to have retained memories as the Control Devil so that's a bit weird she wouldn't be aware her power couldn't work on Barem.
By remembering what? Because Makima’s mind wipe/control was gone after she died, which Sword blatantly backs up when he’s talking to Denji. All of the Hybrids already remembered Makima’s influence so it’s not like he suddenly got a rush of memories out of nowhere. Barem even just says that he remembers working with Makima and her ultimate plan. So what exactly did he remember to break out of Nayuta’s control if he already knows everything. It’s not like with Angel where he had to remember his massacre to snap out of it.
Devils naturally forget all of their past memories from their former life when they reincarnate. The only thing that Nayuta knows about is her older sister Death and her eventual falling onto the world, but that doesn’t suggest that she remembers everything, especially since if she DID retain any memories her ideals would be completely different.
>By remembering what?
The contract obviously, the condition of breaking out was flashback to an event and becoming aware of it being made. Being aware of it kinda shits on the idea you're being controlled.
>Devils naturally forget all of their past memories from their former life when they reincarnate
Yeah but this is the Control Devil who can remember things even after they're erased by Chainsaw Man. Nayuta acts different but she's still aware of virtually everything else, she's already hinted to Denji she knows way more than she lets on.
You’re just using your own headcanon at this point. Barem never needed to remember anything because he and the other Hybrids were already fully aware of the events of P1 and what Makima pulled, so no he didn’t have a sudden surge of memories like I previously stated. And what contract are you talking about? Because Makima doesn’t use contracts to control people. If you’re arguing that being aware of her powers in general means that you can resist it then 1) Even if that were the case it’d be useless in a vs space and 2) That’d directly contradict Nayuta controlling Yoru, who’s her sister so she’d obviously know her gimmick since Kiga knew it and it’d contradict Makima controlling Angel literally seconds after he remembered her powers.
Anon I'm saying he wasn't controlled at the moment Nayuta attempted to get him. He speculates it doesn't work because he was still under Makima's Control but we know Control is broken by being aware that a contract was even made. Makima wipes your memory when she uses Control but when Nayuta uses it on Barem, Barem does not forget a thing. Barem wasn't snapping out of it, Control simply did not work on him due to sheer force of will, preventing any subsequent mind wipe from taking place.
>due to sheer force of will,
Or maybe, and follow me on this one, it didn’t work because of what Barem said? You know, that Nayuta can’t control him and the Hybrids because they were already controlled by Makima? I’m sorry but you’re literally just ignoring context and what the characters and author are screaming in your face because something something willpower. You began your argument by brushing off what Barem stated as if it was irrelevant.
As I said repeatedly, it's his speculation. Look, there's even question marks to show you he isn't stating anything absolutely.
>Makima sisters
>There's no Makima in that pic
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Die Kirkmangay.
Thanos? Just enough victim of the plague.
Couldn't infinity gauntlet can destroy universe to pre zombie state? Also Time Lord Loki exists he basical can cancel zombieverse by himself.
Just give us Marvel Zombies vs DCeased already, I want to see maximal wank on both sides.
They'd just infect each other and team up.
BATMAN GETTING SHOT BY HARLEY LOLOLOLOLOLOOL
Normally I wouldn't give a shit about an elseworld but the fact this is supposed to be Arkham Batman turns it into a wasteland of garbage
Mock our Batmobile, will you?!
Dc did guys. Batman is officially a shit character run to the ground. FRICK HIM HAHAHAHHAH. Shitty ass fodder.
I should’ve never touched comics. I should’ve stayed watching mainstream capeshit because the comics RUINED MY VIEW OF THEM FOR GOOD.
Now there’s a game coming out where the league dies to a bunch of C listers HAHAHAHHAHAH
ITS FUNNY HOW BAD DC TREATS THEIR OWN CHARACTERS
>he remains mindbroken by the GODS
what's the weakest character that can beat Galactus?
I assume you don't want Squirrel Girl advantage answer. But just in case
The Thing if he's mad enough.
Determined Thing is a legit force though. Fought off like every Marvel villain at once to protect The Beyonder, has solo'd Doom and KOed Devil Hulk.
Squirrel Girl: Has the power to command squirrels.
She didn't actually beat him, what happened was even worse. She randomly befriends him and he starts talking like a character from Friends
Planet level guys
Galactus vs Unicorn storyboards
https://x.com/dywtba_brony/status/1737140775614398466?s=46&t=T7ZKuOTnZ_1-CuTuRj6OnA
The cards are obviously hinting Yugi vs Ash.
Doomslayer, Kratos and Dante would destroy Marvel, DC and DBS.
>make a beast who can't be bound by any Dimensionality
>make him fight fodder
>get rid of him
>never bring him up again
Come to think of it, this season we had almost only stomps
Discord stomps triangle guy
Define stomp. Most people here use that word to just describe someone winning no matter the difficulty.
For example in your pic:
Gojo Vs Makima and Rick Vs Doctor are far from being a stomp.
Gojo had only one Wincon, and if he wasn't careful Makima could end the fight Inmediately.
And ricks weapons could kill the Doctor if it weren't for their similar Speeds (meaning doctor would need to pay attention and stay on his toes) and the Sonic screwdriver.
The doctor's full arsenal far exceeds everything Rick has, he was massively downplayed, kind of agree on Gojo vs Makima tho
Scooby and Courage ended with a tie though
DC IS FRICKING ASS