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"On the Tenth day of Christmas, Death Battle gave to me, ten crushed kaiju, nine ants expanding, eight dead Avengers, seven Swans swimming, six JoJos jobbing, a five combo team, four strongest ogres, three saiyans slain, two gaping gods, and a lobster killing animemes"
Every day, we'll get a lucky anon who chooses that day's character. Just like with Spooky Month, the first trips of the day will be that day's carol verse (though quads/quints can overrule if occur), the winner of which getting their pic at the end of the day. Note, you actually need to @ this post to make the request (and so I can actually see when it happens rather than some random comment in the thread)
I would ask you guys to try and fit your roll as the verse in the song would (seven swans a-swimming, etc.). It ain't gonna be a hard rule, just makes the end product flow nicer.
11 foot smooches for Makima
All robokeks and their shit waifus burning in a pool of lava
11 sexo Joselines
All consuming CULO
11 Galactus CULO
11 wins for Reagan
11 transformers TRANSFORMING
11 Gojos
11 stupid matchups
No
>Island Level
Islands vary in size, how big we taking
>Homelander could kill SA2 Shadow and Sonic
Gamenic is weak as frick
Been currently rewatching MLAATR because of thread discussion of a possible Jenny vs. Uzi matchup, currently nearing the end of Season 1 (episode 10 as we speak), from what I've continued to see again and again is that, while Jenny has many weapons and strengths of her own, none of them or none of her feats have come close to anything Solver Uzi or a Solver fueled host has done so far (how is Jenny supposed to deal with something like getting [null]'d). As a fan of both MD and MLAATR, in the MU between Jenny and Uzi, Jenny would be absolutely crushed by Solver Uzi. If she can stop Uzi BEFORE she embraces the Solver in her, it would be a much different story.
also Speak No Evil is a terrible episode, imagine having a great idea like "Jenny speaking other languages because she loses her English disk" and make it fricking terrible
>Still making NULL
Hollow Purple flashbacks
Probably, Jenny vs Robotboy is a better match anyways, a Murder Drones character should fight someone more contemporary
Jenny, like, from My life as a Teenage Robot?
No, Nurse Jenny from Pokémon
My HEROINE would never lose to a purple midget drone, there's only one way to settle this.... and it's hoping that Death Battle does this instead of that overrated Robot Boy vs Jenny MU.
You’re just mad Jenny gets raped
>Robotboykeks are everything people accused MLAATRgays of being
Lol, lmao even
>and it's hoping that Death Battle does this instead of that overrated Robot Boy vs Jenny MU.
>Murder drone troons calling anything else overrated.
delusional as always.
>W-Why do people want to see a different match up instead of the one where Jenny has to carry her boring opponent that barely anyone remembers?
>wanting a matchup strictly for popularity sake
murder drones troons everyone. GLITCH productions ruined the internet.
Dinogay btw
Why are you so obsessed with troons? You go on a b***hfit crybaby rant anytime Murder Drones gets brought up at any time in these threads.
>and the murder drones troon seethes on queue
pronouns in bio, your show sucks.
>3 hours old post
LateBITCH...
>Responding 3 hours later just to seethe
KWAB!
>doesn't deny they're trannies
/dbs/troons and murder troons, what do they have in common? their questionable uncle.
So...is this the so called "dinogay" ?
Damn MDbros i didn't expect such a weak b***h to give you this much trouble
>troon troon troon!
You scoured through an entire thread just to continue malding
KWAB
>troony tumblr tier art
>needs to hide being /dbs/ lingo
murder troon..
What makes art troony tumblr art, anon? The fact it obviously struck a nerve?
SameBITCH...
murder troony schizo...
>Inspect Element
Yup, you are DONE.
>inspected the elements
>Not getting into Fortnite with the rest of the Big Boi's.
Murder trannies? OUT
>IESLB
sub street level verse.
>sub street
topkek, uber cope
>posts thing that happened naturally
KWAB
>he hasnt watched the show
murder drones job to forks btw.
This ?
Grievous wouldn't even flinch
>gets KO'd by gungans
Grievousgays get thrown into the flesh black-hole.
I CAN'T add the Drones to my fine collection if they're this strong...
Not enough at match up.
https://streamable.com/oa17uf
That wasn’t her. That was the aliens’ ship using Jenny as a focus
While she can't move the sun on her own this is still a pretty over the top feat.
If that's the one, no, because Jenny is pretty casually planet level and mft+ speed
://imgur.com/ciRuAGW
Jenny is packing way better raw feats of strength and power like chucking a large ship into space and such. However unless she blitzes that doesnt help much if the other person can just snap their fingers and suddenly the target is dismembered or reduced to goo
>However unless she blitzes that doesnt help much if the other person can just snap their fingers and suddenly the target is dismembered or reduced to goo
Charging time, Jenny’s ability to survive as just as a head and I think her brain once
>Jenny's ability to survive as a head
If her body gets completely fricking erased out of existence, does it matter if she survives a head alone? Unless she has something she can easily plug into (that she can even reach with her then limited range), she's fricked by an advancing Uzi at that point
Post statements supporting Null erase things out of existence
There is video proof in episode 6 of Uzi using [null] to completely erase a set of door switches and a major plot reveal in that same episode is that the entirety of Earth was [null]ed by the Absolute Solver (which is the eldrichian entity that has infused part of itself inside Uzi in some form).
That’s not really what I asked for regarding statements that clarified it was similar to Hakai, is it?
Its more a pinpoint singularity that obliterates matter. However whether you interpret it as that or hakai esque is irrelevant since Jenny most definitely isnt tanking it. Especially the transmutation aspect that affects stuff in close proximity of the attack.
Jenny is helpless in that state and thats under the assumption her head doesnt get deleted
>charging time
What charging time? Solver hosts don't "charge up" their abilities, they just do it. AbsoluteSolver isn't some super power or ki control thing, it's universe editing / reality hacking / matter manipulation eldritch frickery.
The feat is somewhat misleading, because it's not Uzi in control when she performs the [null], it's the Absolute Solver itself possessing her and siezing control for a moment before it erases the control panel and wall. Uzi just clicks her fingers, spawning in a void that annihilates whatever it manifests ontop of. (clip in question)
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However, all the [null] stuff is really irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. It's not something Uzi can do unless she pushes too hard and falls completely to the Solver - and she doesn't need to do that to immediately kill Jenny. As another anon said on a different thread, Jenny can be immediately killed in one of a hundred ways by even relatively basic AbsoluteSolver usage.
>Thrown around freely, objects impaled through her, her bodyparts pulled off by absoluteSolver_Translate
>Twisted around into oblivion by absoluteSolver_Rotate
>Crushed into a tiny area, imploded from within, crushed into paste against the ground by absoluteSolver_Scale
>Her molecules and atomic makeup changed into a different form of matter by absoluteSolver_Edit
Grievous would DESTROY that robot twink
>b-but-
Shut up
Which robot twink?
Grievous got btfo by Force hax. I dont see him faring better against a similar but more brutal ability
And that just to be weaker than Roman Reigns
Yes, and I'm only making this gross assumption because CHADOM smasher is from DC and that means her dilater will be set to 11.
Okay a more fairer match up by some anons. Fionn Mac Cumhail vs King Arthur.
Using all texts they have, meaning Arthur gets his French sources.
Fionn is pretty crazy with the whole thumb of knowledge and beating Aillen, essentially a god-being. He's also (somewhat) responsible for making the Giant's Causeway. Extremely early texts of Arthur had him slaying giants, monsters, dragons, the whole sort, but it gets muddied since it's hard to really pin down if this is actually Arthur or a local analogue. One sample, Y Gododdin, was praising one guy for killing 300 men in battle but said he aint shit compared to Arthur. Excalibur is preety good in that it can cut through iron/steel, and the scabbard had healing properties that prevented Arthur from bleeding from wounds (but he later lost the scabbard so whether you include it is up to you). Finally, Arthur was mutually killed by his son Mordred in battle, while Fionn is fine and just sleeping in a cave until Ireland needs him in their time of need, so I guess he just never got bested in battle to the extent of death. Personally, if it's early texts included, Arthur should take it, but if it's only main popular texts, Fionn
It's a pretty interesting fight. Fionn is clearly the physically superior combatant, with multiple acts of terraforming to his name in addition to the monster slaying feats shared by the two. Speed seems to be a bit of a tossup, as neither really has anything clearer than "faster than normal men". Arthur has the better magical equipment, since his sword is unbreakable and keeps him from getting tired and the scabbard keeps him from bleeding. Fionn's spear is relatively unimpressive by comparison. But he has his own abilities including the magic thumb he can suck on to get any knowledge he needs or wants, insane superhuman senses, and water drunk from his hands heals people. It probably comes down to if Arthur can kill Fionn before Fionn starts using his abilities to better learn of Arthur's strengths and weaknesses as the fights go on, particularly how reliant Arthur is on his equipment. I'd call it 60/40 in Fionn's favor.
BEYOND OUR SCOPE
ON THE PRECIPICE OF THE UNKNOWN
AT THE EDGE OF THE ABYSS
IN THE END OF MADNESS
AN ALL CONSUMING WISH
Of course
Unironically anyone above Street Level in DC solos MHA. Hell even most Streets would probably run the gauntlet up until the "God Tiers" of the verse.
Both lose to Ant-GOD.
Saiyans tongue The justice league anus
What is the best Death Battle Killing blow?
And why is Dr Zoom throwing Goku black into the sun?
They really low balled Blackku's speed in that fight. But seeing a gored up Goku was pretty funny.
I like the Voltron vs Megazord kill. There was a lot of tension leading to it. Megazord looked like it could win until the last moment.
to a similar extent, Doom killing Lex with that "This power, it is like that of a god's. BENEATH ME" line. Good shit
Snake's kill on Sam was also pretty good if you count the entire combo.
>"You're right. You're not a man. You're a pig. Let me hear you squeal!"
At the end of Dracula vs Ganondorf is one on the most dismissive frick you kill taunts uttered in this series.
>not only lose to a Dracula with low-end feats but get one of the most humiliating deaths on the show
someone must've hated Ganondorf after what he did to Bowser
Bejitabros are we weaker than Spider-kek?
Thor combat speed is slow. the Editor of Marvel made it pretty his space travel speed doesn't appy to his combat speed which is slower than Wolverines a fact that is pretty fricking oblivious if you ever read thor comic and seen him fight. but Death battle fans and battle boarder are in general moronic an no amount of anti-feats will convince them.
Blame DCgays.
>an no amount of anti-feats will convince them.
DB doesn't use anti-feats as a matter of policy. The fights always compare the heroes at their strongest. Which is why the Flash doesn't get beaten by things like hiding around a corner and tripping him with a stick.
So if Thor dodges lasers in one panel it's entirely irrelevant if he gets hit by a flung rock in another. Thor can and does fight FTL opponents in the comics, including his brother Hermod (basically just norse Hermes) who is an FTL speedster.
I know and Not taking anti feats in consideration is just moronic. This is why Dio has country level durability despite being burned by cigarette buds and having his leg cut off by falling glass.
If you ignore low data points Your Results will be skewed in an accurate.
And that's moronic even jimmy olson have Lois lane have dodge lasers. Wolverine has fought speedsters too.
The question should be whether this level of speed is fricking consistent.
Does jimmy olsen and lois lane being faster and light make sense given ALL that we seen from them? No! Dio having country level durability make sense given all that we've seen from him hell no. It only makes sense when you look at the high ends and nothing else. If you want to write characters that way it's fine you have to acknowledge that this is inaccurate garbage You have to admit that much you cannot pass this shit off as non bias.
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Ants
Why most people subscribe to the stupid logic that "If A beats B and B beats C, then this means A also beats C"? that's stupid, specially when talking about fictional characters with all kinds of different skills and powers that interact with each other.
Because powergays are often dumb and take any measure to wank a character far beyond their intended power
>C can break a person's arm
>B can destroy a wall so they are stronger than C
>A can beat B by punching really hard
This is 99% of fiction. Most powers are some variation of punching harder, different skills are just there to help you land the punch. It's easy to scale with A>B>C logic.
Dragon Ball literally works like that.
The issue is that not every fricking series works like dragon balls. But powerscalers are too moronic to know this.
A lot of shonen works like that, because shonen takes after FOTNS which takes after wuxia and kung-fu flicks. Everyone knows "kung-fu," be that everyone having stands, or ki, or haki, or what have you, and the more energy you cultivate, the stronger you are. Capes tend to be more grab bag when it comes to powers and abilities, so circumstance places a greater role in cape fights.
Anyone with even mild spiritual/soul manip solos all shonen
Given how most power systems in shonen are some sort of variation of ki, yes.
Wait, then again all shonen have mild soul manip
The jannies better not fricking defy us...
We all know what happens when the Jannies get too wienerY.
Oh yeah, and I'm assuming they don't have control over it like some NLF-spouting moron.
Silly me
>not Mt. Lady vs Giganta
cringe
Does Mt. Lady have any feats? I ask because Giganta is virtually featless. Giant characters in comics tend to be supreme jobbers.
That was a great one, especially with the giant magic hand carving up Lex and his skyscraper.
Antman solos
>The Tachyon Cannon is a weapon that keys into the bio-signature of the target. It disrupts every individual cell with matching DNA in a certain radius, taking the target (or targets) apart on a sub-cellular level.
Holy shit
This sounds extremely overpowered for a non comedic cartoon.
Not even Naruto Tier.
... thought Naruto as his atoms got split.
>Tachyon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon faster than light particles, I bet you almost every DB contestant would be able to catch those particles from touch alone.
>grabs the particle
>particle is now in body
boom
What the frick is the context to this
Poison Ivy is controlling a large number of people
This is also where the "Catwoman beating the Flashes" bait is from
What are Poison Ivy's amtchups ?
Any good mindcontrol haxers for her
Nahida (Which isn't Nahida's best MU but she is basically good aligned Ivy Power Wise)
Kurama
Green Bull
Hashirama
Damn, that's how fast the particles will be getting in?????
So since GvS3 and Galactus vs Unicron finally happened, what legacy matchups are left for DB to do?
Persona VS Jojo
Bowser vs Eggman, Kirk vs Han, Kira vs Adachi, Spawn vs Ghost Rider, Jimmy vs Dexter
Samus vs Master Chief
Bowser vs Eggman, some sort of Star Wars vs Star Trek match, Spawn vs Ghost Rider, Goku vs Luffy, Sailor Moon in a fight, Jojo vs Persona
>Goku vs Luffy
Bro thought he could just sneak that one in there
I don't know why I put that there.
You know what, just do every major shonen protag battle royale.
>Goku vs Luffy
How do you think the Luffygays will react when Goku has to be nerfed to OG Kid Goku just so Luffy has an actual chance?
Between DB Goku and Loofy, who wins? Non mango/amine reader btw
Goofy
Luffy would win easy, Luffy can beat Goku up until android saga
Luffy loses against any version of Goku that isn't OG Kid Goku.
Meanwhile KWABku in canon
>Crossover that deliberately nerfed GODku
What did we learn from Goku vs Superman III?
Goku is not beating mainline superman any time soon
Goku wanked to the Supreme is lower than comic Superman.
Death Battle will do Goku vs Supermqn until the end of time.
They've gotten better at characterization since GvS2. Supes didn't feel like some annoyed authority and Goku didn't quit because getting as strong as Supes sounded boring. Them having a friendly sparring match was the best way to make em fight.
You know nothing about Superman's characterization, if the Universe was in jeopardy, Superman wouldn't hesitate coldly dispatch Goku like any would-be megalomaniac.
>B-b-but muh Dragon Balls would allow Superman to spar
The Miracle was the Super Dragon Ball and more, but Superman still killed Darkseid because he was a threat to the universe. Do not flanderize my hero when you never understood his character in the first place.
Machine*
And Goku is a would be megalomaniac because?
Oh I don't know
You do realize he only brought Frieza onto the team because his entire universe would get erased if they lost the ToP right?
he's projecting cause he knows nothing about goku's own characterization and can't fathom superman interacting with another character from another setting in any capacity other than superman righting the character's wrongs
Waku Waku Blakku you're really strong, let me make you stronger by progressively making you a bigger threat
>Literal headcanon
Is this headcanon?
I don’t get Goku at this point, he was happy to fuse when Buu and Black were here so why doesn’t he use the dance for every big fight. Don’t give me the "he wants to fight fair" crap when he was more than happy to use it against the two I mentioned. Every bad guy he faces is potential universe ending and could wipe out his family
Relying too much on fusions is an easy way to ensure you end up getting outpaced, the Potara fusion didn't save Kefla despite being stronger than Goku even with Ultra Instinct Sign, if they just fuse for every single fight they'll eventually run into a problem that the fusion isn't strong enough to handle.
UI sign is weaker than Kekfla because?
UI Sign still wasn't mastered at that point, it was Goku with a significant increase to his reaction time speed and a vague power boost up against a Potara fusion that could use LSS, I'd be very surprised if she somehow lost the power level advantage.
UI making Jiren cough up spit is more impressive than any ambitious feat Kefla has.
Fair enough, I concede.
If your only evidence is Kelfa being arrogant, I'm gonna give a quick reminder.
>Goku trying to give a villain a chance to turn a new leaf somehow means he's a bad guy
You do realize you're saying this while also being a fan of Super "literally will never kill unless it's against people who threaten all of reality" man right?
>doesn't post a follow up page
SHITpermanBITCH...
Moro proceed to fuse with the planet and Uub Deus Ex Machina Goku out of trouble
>skips actual chapters
>thinks that is Angel-Moro
moronic SHITpermanb***h actually is moronic.
>Toyo's SHARTga
Then why didn't Goku go Super Saiyan Blue Kaioken and vaporize Black?
Bro we get it. You've never seen dragon ball. Stop with the fanfiction
It's part of the character.
>Stop making things better, my reality warping friend
Superman is a jealous despot.
I learned that Michael Kovach's Goku > MasakoX's Goku.
Isildur vs Aegon the conqueror. Army vs Army.
Unless I'm missing something here Aegon's army gets crushed into a billion pieces since ASOIAF's military is one of the worst fantasy medieval armies in all of existence, this would just be Aegon soloing everything with his kaiju sized dragon.
>Aegon's army gets crushed
>this would just be Aegon soloing everything
Argon himself effortlessly wins as long as he has Belarion, everything else he brings is cannon fodder.
It's true to canon, those dragons did all the work
The last Death Battle
I'm so hungry bros...
I want to eat pussy
>Super Goku and Vegeta are still stubborn about the possibility of needing to fuse to take down a villain
>GT Goku and Vegeta fuse the moment they realize they can't take down Shenron
Yup yup yup, GT WON.
I don't know why it's hot right now to shit on GT over Super. I must not be in on the joke
Tribalism.
Super's a lot newer than GT so it's fans are also younger, it's a thinly disguised excuse for generation warring.
Who could take on Kizaru? There are lots of characters that can tank his beams and match his speed but who can counter his intangibility from another verse?
Jean-Paul the Donut
Anyone with light manipulation can just bend his logia body
What’s with the current fascination with atom smasher? Is it really because Godzilla just killed him along with Superman?
he has been the thread mascot for 3 years, what are you on about?
>He lacks critical knowledge
Atom smasher has been GOAT since Johns JSA run
I kept confusing him with Damage.
You are aware he's been the number 5 most popular DC character for the past 20 or so years?
GODom GODasher is the only DC character to have met Jiren. He is based.
He died like a true HERO
This is someone's hero btw.
What the actual frick was the writer thinking
Well, he later got arrested for possession of child porn, so...
...... really???????
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerard_Jones
>MMM I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE
>*Kisses underage girl*
>MMMM NOT A CHILD MOLESTER...
>*Kisses underage girl*
>I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD
>I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO BAD
>WHEN THEY'RE AROUND THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONLY GUY IN TOWN
Why is Hal Jordan like this?
imagine being a hal fan back then and being forced to spend years watching as they do this to your hero
Could never happen to my hero GODren.
Superman works with this man btw
>with
You mean employed. SuperBOSS wins once again.
>"I AM THE BOSS AND YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME!!
Man if Superman went on a bulk and took anabolic solar radiation, nobody would be safe
>You have gotten fat Superman
Why are Goku and Superman so fricking JACKED?
Brick SHIThouse.
Jesus, Goku do you need some Aloe Vera
Why does in every AI pic, Superman looks normal, while Goku looks like an inhuman psycho monster?
Because he is an inhuman psycho monster.
Why do you think?
>this is GENUINELY hal's fantasy
uhhhhh halbros????!?????
Superbully spitting nothing but facts
CHADperman, I KNEEL...
Superman is no better.
Superman is immortal, so any woman is like a child to him so why not pick the RIPE ones?
She was a teenager. Right? Right?
Why does it matter, not like you're fricking her. She's Roberta "El" Kent, Superman's bride.
>DC writers are pedophiles
>DC fans are also pedophiles
DCbros...
Wasn't this Gerard Jones? Because it all makes sense if it is.
Still not as bad as Captain Marvel fricking off to have sex with her immaculately conceived child.
It astounds me Marvel tried to make her their face of feminism.
>This is the most Halposting the threads have had in a while
Grim.
Matchups that will never happen
>SHITperman has child predators in his team and has actually met Jared Fogle
Piccolo should lead the GODstice League.
Didn't Superman SHAKE HANDS with Jared? Somehow even worse than merely working with him.
Didn't Goku shake the hand of a penis TWICE somehow even more gay than nuttchecking every person in Dragon Ball.
>Galactic King understands that Goku is a moron
>Superman still works with Green Lantern and has met Jared
Piccolo and Martian Manhunter are the only sane people on their respective teams, green skin must give you the power of being born with a healthy mind.
>Piccolo and Martian Manhunter are the only sane people on their respective teams, green skin must give you the power of being born with a healthy mind.
I dunno, I wouldn't call "fabricating a kidnapping scheme with the daughter of your protogé" sane
>green skin must give you the power of being born with a healthy mind
Based and Skrullpilled
Goku is friends with Roshi who is pretty much a sex offender and perved on young bulma. Defend this
She was legal
Age of consent and Roshi never fricked Bulma.
>but my cuck fan-
No.
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha SouthEastAsianKu thinks he can defeat any MAN?!?!?!??! Never in a million years.
>Gerard Jones (born July 10, 1957)[1] is an American writer, known primarily for his non-fiction work about American entertainment media, and his comic book scripting, which includes co-creating the superhero Prime for Malibu Comics, and writing for the Green Lantern and Justice League lines for DC Comics.
>In 2018, Jones was convicted of possession of child pornography, and sentenced to six years in prison.
Uh...halbros ?
Thank goodness he never wrote for Billy Batson
Does this mean dude is getting out next year
seems like it
Oh that's nothing. He was huge in the industry. He did some of the earliest translation and localization work for manga, wrote several books on comic history, wrote Justice League Europe, Green Lantern Mosaic, several books for Malibu comics, and was the guy that figured out that Joe Shuster did BDSM porn. It makes one wonder how many in the industry knew.
She wasn't created by Gerard Jones but I think that page is from him, yeah.
Broly>Hulk>Thor>Galactus>Bejita>Goku
>Superman is friends with a man that has pedo fantasies
>Goku is friends with mass genociders
>SHITpermanb***h proves that all GT gays are pedos
I am actually afraid of Goku. He is better than me in every way.
>racism
>CHADism
>LORDism
>Superman's creator was a coomer
BDSM is the thinking man's kink.
>not being a VanillaGOD
ABSCOND!!
They all are. All creators are coom brained.
>BITCHism
DC is dicky HEAVEN!!!!
Why is Goku such a demented fricking lunatic?
>the DCbros are actually losing it
>e-girl's are the single worst part of comic books and Dragon Ball
TOTAL CHILD DEATH
How come Batman and Superman get cute Asian girls and I'm stuck here with none.
Asian cutie is a reward for the truly strong.
Bro Chazz Finster got a hot Asian wife and we can't. How fricking fair is that?
Jones also wrote this
What the frick
It's so unfair bros.
>In DC comics pedophiles are the heroes
>they also create the comics themselves
Uh...
When's the musical ep happening
>DC has pedo writers
>Dragon Ball has pedo art designers
My heroes betrayed me...
>Bring me bishop eddie long
>in CHADgon CHAD, pedos and gay people are the villains
My knees.....
Imagine what Roberta smells LIKE!!!
I don't know about any of that but I blame KEKvel for this.
>Halls are overrun by pedophilia while my HERO is nowhere in sight
We have already established the heroes at DC are pedophiles, now what dirt have we got on Marvel?
>JOBvous
Don't make me bring Obi Wan in here b***h.
Superman and Roberta have fun...
>GODvous
Top tier in the ps2 game for a reason.
AEW is the only fed worth a dime.
LOOK IN MY EYES WHAT DO YOU SEE
Tony losing all his millys
I see an EVIL FUKKEN COMPANY
>Lost Punk
>Potentially moved to Discovery due to WWE taking the time slot
>Can't Big boy NJPW anymore because they formed a Coalition with NOAH and friends
>Couldn't even beat NxT
Tony got played by THE GAME
>KINGvous
>GODvious
Would make N beg for mercy and give up all his female friends as sex slaves
Kek, that is really what would happen.
True! Kek
Grievous has bronchitis, is a jobber and has no penis because it got blown off before his conversion.
Gets ripped in half by El Ñ casually, Grievous couldn't even challenge him in an arm wrestle nevermind a fight.
NO dick.
NO balls.
>Gets ri-AIIEEEEEEEE NOT THE LIGHTSABER SPIN PLEASE KINGVOUS NOOOO-
boom.
Nice flashy sticks Grievous, that's a neat little autism toy you got there. Now go sit in the corner and finish your coughing fit while the big boys get on with it, alright?
... is that N thought he would get to say, before a single strike from LORDvous sliced hik into ribbons.
>IESLB
>hik
You tried, phoneposter. Your samegayging isn't convincing either.
Do you want to try typing that out again, or can you not see what you're typing properly through your tears after you realised Grievous gets manhandled by a twink bot that's stronger, faster and has better weapons than him?
.... is what I would say, were I staring into the mirror, after N and Grievous swapped names.
...on opposite day.
... on Final Bizarro World.
>grievous gets punched once in the chest by N, caving in his shitty armor and reducing him to a smoker mom coughing fit while he falls on his knees before his lord N
grievousbro...im sorry...
...", desperately screamed N's disembodied head, mind fully broken, as the General made some fine (female) additions to his collection.
Imagined Grievous, as he desperately runs away on all fours from yet ANOTHER fight he couldn't possibly win, coughing and spluttering like a miner with black lung - if he still had a dick he'd piss himself. Meanwhile N stalks and hunts him down, a predator hunting his prey.
...is what N was hoping would happen as he is watching GODveous unleash alpha ROBOTIC sexual prowess on all his female acquaintances
Canon
JOBvous is a eunuch parapalegic
Sorry, could you say that again? Didn't hear you over the impact of Grievous' PLANETARY level attacks.
Come on Grandpa, time for your meds. Your dementia is acting up.
... is what I would say to cope with the fact that my wall level dronetwinks can't even begin to measure up to CHADvous and his PLANETARY attacks.
>Video TOY babble
Come back when your HERO is in Fortnite and then we'll talk KEKvousbro.
SuperMAN won
>Superman, what you are doing is wrong
Is it so wrong to love?
Don't you love Pan?
>SISSYnite b***h thinks his "game" is even COMPARABLE to the OFFICIAL CHADvenge of the CHADS game for ps2
CHAD Wars CHADS how many MUs are left for our HEROES, I will NOT be satisfied with our latest match being JOBder getting his shit pushed in by MOEruto.
CHADlar System level CHADpanded CHADverse Luke will DEMOLISH Invincible
You're a mere stepping stone for OUR 3-0
>the panpedo is here
Gentlemen..... Unite.
Panpedo is a janny so good luck with that. Best thing to do is just report and ignore it. It obviously replies to itself often so just report any replies as spam. Never reply to the pedo. EVER.
>GT pedos are here
>trying to pin the pan pedo on GTbros
Cuckhanners? The worst.
>moron doesn't know that the original panpedo fellates GT all the time
BITCH!
This character ?
The crush of every single murder drones female
Batman and Hal Jordan.
NOOOOOOO BRUCE
HAL IS A BAD INFLUENCE
DONT TELL WHAT TO DO
Samegay PedoBITCH...
Proof?
>277 posts
>83 images
>48 posters
It's over.
All me.
>DCpedos
>GTpedos
Gentlemen
>KAMILLE EMBRACE YOUR NEWTYPE DNA!!!! LET THE AUTISM TAKE YOU!!!! USE YOUR SCHIZOPHERNIA TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES!!!!
>dronesissy fumbled his reply so hard he had to go do another take
KWAB!
>Superman is reduced to a quivering mouse
Hot, cute, sexy, jealous, GIWTWM
SameBITCH.........
>IT is still here
KILL IT!! NOW!!!
>Pedogay keeps spamming his pedo-fantasies
Fuarking hell...
Listroon proves the troony to pedo pipeline is real
I'm cool too right guys?
How come no one posted a single BROWN
>SupergayS can't beat the GRANDCHADS in a fair debate so they have to accuse us of being Panpedos
Yup yup yup, we already WON, unlike the SuperPEDOS who keep lusting after Chronoa WE never lose a fight.
>can stretch more than Reed Richards
>goku can destroy planets with his finger but struggles to lift a building in SSJ4
Defend this
>Goku c-ACK
>GT Goku jobbed to glass, while Super GODku jobbed to an advanced space laser gun
>retconnedvie
LUCKY
TARDjita killed the thread.
>the state of these threads
>Omni-BITCH
small Natural satellite level
We're in the offseason, Nolan.
>GODni-Man
Large multiverse level
>Omni-SHART
Sub-planetary.
Nolan's cool. It would be the funniest thing if they scaled him to Mean Supreme and had him go over Bardock.
I’m pretty sure that he doesn’t need Supreme scaling to get one over on Bardock. At the end of the day without SSJ, he’s just going to blitz him to hell and back since they’re both planet busters in base, but Nolan is the one who can fly across the galaxy in the same amount of time it takes someone to drive to Vegas and go back home, and even with Bardock’s transformation he still gets massively outsped.
There’s also the whole thing with Spawn and Omnipotus scaling just making him and Mark gigabusted.
>The other robots are bickering again
STACY-J9 solos ALL your heroes btw
>B-Bu
Goku doesn't even stand a CHANCE against her (pic related for CANONICAL evidence), what hope does YOUR favorite character have against her?
>jobbed to rock-level wiener
Next.
>Jobbed to [EPHEBOLIC HEADCANON]
Yup yup yup, SHE won.
>IESLB
My HERO Zim could easily devise a computer virus to take control of her circuitry.
Robotboy victim
Sorry
I'm actually surprised anyone still remembers Robotboy. At least Zone's parody kept Xj9 in the internet conscious.
All I remember from Robotboy is the transformation theme and Robotboy's super mode being pretty cool, while Robotboy nornally was pretty lame and annoying.
If he was in his super-mode all the time I might have actually watched and remembered the show.
The transformation sequence DOES go extremely hard though, one of the only memorable things about Robotboy.
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The main kid's mother in that show was a total milf. I remember that much.
>GODku out of nowhere
MDgays ruin everything they touch
Inb4 muh dinogay boogeyman
rent free, you're so upset you can't help but cry every thread.
>every thread
This is the first time I’ve acknowledged you gays. Take your building level characters and leave
You're way too personally upset for that to ever be believable.
>still with his boogeyman
Why are you so mad that GrievouslybadJOBBER gets mogged by El Ñ?
...Says the robo-twink as he watches from a corner GODneral CHADveous go to town with V and Uzi
This is hilarious because both V and Uzi woulf annihilate Grievouschump as well.
Building level fodder get lost
>Invader JOB
Crypto victim.
Crypto would FALL before his INTELLECTUAL MIGHT and DARING.
>mlaatrcuck is literally RTH
KWAB!
Only CHADyans, CHADyptonians and CHADtrumites are welcome in these threads.
MDCHADS bless everything they touch, NOT a boogeyman btw
>DinoCHAD on our halls
The PaleophilicGOD is here...
Fuark...
Mark and Gohan spitroasting Supergirl.
>His mere existence mindbroke the entire thread again
GODku........
... is not here as he's too busy leading the OXYGEN club.
>act obnoxious
>be told your obnoxious
>”everyone who says we aren’t le wholesome heckin 100 chungus is the same guy!”
Anissa and Supergirl violently raping Gohan.
I NEED MORE CHADTH CHADTLE
I NEED MORE TESTOSTERONE FILLED 1V1 BATTLES RIGHT FUARKING NOW
>DinoLORDS are Beerus tier
>SENILEyama forgot his own fricking lore
Dinosaurs tanked this btw.
Why are dinosaurs so cool bros?
They’re like monsters of myth but they are real
>SURPASSEDrus babble
>SURP-ACK!!
The robotGODS dominated the thread again organicbros...
Could Gohan fight her off? I have my doubts...
bawdnissa would want to take Gohan's virile and potent seed.
I've never seen anything this disgusting in the entire galaxy.... All right, give me the bomb.
>JOBtra Magnus
lost to Sixshot
GET IN MAH BELLEH SIXSHOT!
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ohhhh
>KWABrk jobbing means CHADhan would also job
>DinoBITCHES are trying to take over the thread
My HERO will do what the meteor couldn't.
Everyone wants Godzilla to fight Ultraman. But no. Getter is the one.
Getter is for Mazinger
SOMEONE has to bring the giant lizard down, and I can't think of a better mecha for the job than Getter.
Shouldn't Getter fight Mazinger?
Honestly there's been so many crossovers with just those 2 that I'm not that invested in seeing them fight each other in Death Battle.
>Grievousgays are lusting after underage robots
The reason why Vegetacels always ask for versus with other characters from other franchises is because he hasn't won a single battle in his own damn series in the past 30 years
Every side character in dragon ball only exists to hype up the final boss and make Goku look better. Toriyama has done this since the dragon ball tournament arcs. Even in non canon movies Vegeta doesn’t get to win major battles 1v1. He needs to switch verses
DinogayS lost.
The reptilians who run the New World Order are extant dinosaurs who survived extinction and evolved millions of years ahead of us. They're going to lose... but they haven't yet
>/x/ babble
SHITtilians LOST.
Reminder, Death Battle did good by not scaling that JOBBER Megatroony to Shockwave.
When
Raian would destroy him.
This is a RoboKING thread now, JOBganics need to get lost.
Imagine being "leader" of the Decepticon
Shockwavebros, when is it gonna be HIS time to shine in Death Battle?
>KWABvous
I believe in Shockwave supremacy.
Grievous? Transformers scaling
UHHHH DRONESISSIES????
Grievous loses to women??
SHITvous bros.. its over.. he will never get any robo-pussy, while N swims in his harem of b***hes and Grievous looks on in seething rage
we get it you're a pedo now go
>grievousister suddenly doesnt have fantasies about fricking drone girls anymore
he finally accepted it.. it's over
K, b, c.
projectionbro.. stop thinking about children.
DAMN
GENERAL GRIEVOUS FRICKS THIS ???
grievous gets fricked by gungans.
Jar Jar Binks fricks Grievous right in his JOBBER-hole.
>TROONformers
FRIEZA vaporizes them all
Shockwave is beyond heroes Goku.
>base Heroes CHADku BTFO a dude that threatened infinite timelines
BVLLwave wins once again
>PEDOvous
>Frieza? Lucky he fought G1 instead of having to tussle with MEGAGAWD
Captain ginyu would DESTROY this b***h
GINYU? my b***h. DRAGON BALL? My throne
>Filename
But that's Galvatron
no that's Energon Megatron
And Energon Megatron is actually Galvatron
That's what he calls his new form, not a brand new identity
Nah, just Captain Ginyu would solo this troony
Ginyu gets croaked by MEGAGAWD
Nah, Ginyu would easily vaporize any troonyformer.
THUNDERBLAST SEXO
FORTNITE JANNIES WILL SOON LEARN TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE HEAD OF THE TABLE
>CHADnite
>Ikki vs Jean never
>Yukari vs Gil never
>BVLLvous
>Jobbed to the reply system
KWAB!
>KINGvous
>STUDvous
>SUPREMEvous
>SLAYERvous
>Death Battle still hasn't brought back Luke
Why are they so AFRAID of him?
Probably Luke vs Naruto in a year or two
>Starscream jobbed
>Optimus's win was practically handed to him for free in an extremely one sided match up that only makes sense if you're not a Gundam fan
>Megatron jobbed
>Unicron jobbed
Is Shockwave gonna have to be the breadwinner for this series?
>Is Shockwave gonna have to be the breadwinner for this series?
>Betting on IDW
Ironically the weakest universe next to G1 and Sunbow. Only IDWgays think that Shockwave's million year keikaku will put him over
Rodimus will save the series
Rodimus vs EU Luke would be a pretty great match up, if you could get the past the fact that one of them is a giant robot and the other is a normal sized human.
Can't fricking wait to see my EXTENDED UNIVERSE HERO eviscerate MOEruto
Yup yup yup, KEKruto won't stand a CHANCE against EU Luke.
Leave it to me
My my, how many more of these mouthy trash cans will have to join the scrap heap before they feel from these threads entirely?
>before they feel
>COPEtain Ginyu
>DEADFANDOMbotboy
>GOD GOD Binks
Reading these threads from the bottom is like getting a real-time lobotomy
Reading these threads from the bottom is the closest you can get to increasing your IQ
Reading these threads from the bottom is the closest you can get to increase your testosterone
Yujiro solos cancer and aids.
So, what, Baki is a Hamma fanboy?
Reading these threads from the bottom is the closest you can get to unlocking IRL Muso Tensei
Season 11 predictions. Let's go Mogo vs Ego!
Bonus history video on all the crossovers Superman had with Santa Claus. Merry Christmas!
For some reason, I'm really obsessed with watching matchup predictions for this show.
I'm going to start doing reviews as well. I just keep getting distracted and going down rabbit holes. I'm obsessed with 1950's atomic war pamphlets on comicbookplus. It's fascinating how much the government downplayed nukes.
"This thing called "fallout" might hurt you."
>invincibletrannies are still pretending spawn scaling is real
>CHADgon CHAD out of NOWHERE
Your mind was WARPED by Goku.
>JOBWE
AEW victim.
>ALL ELITE WRESTL-AGHH
https://www.thesportster.com/aew-in-danger-of-losing-tv-rights-deal-with-wbd-and-slot-on-tnt-and-tbs/
Just you watch WWE, your EVIL FRICKIN COMPANY won't last forever!
kill glitch productions
behead glitch productions
stew it in a wok
total death
>All of this salt just because the Murder Drones fans dismissed Raiden and Blade Wolf as viable opponents
KWAB!
>invincibletrannie is malding
>sameBlack person above me.
>s-s-same-
KWAB! This "dinogay" really IS as pathetic as they say!
Hola amigos, díganme unas peleas buenas
dick vs ass
pene vs vegana, espero haberte ayudado
WHERE IS MY NEW FUARKING CHADTH CHADTTLE THREAD
MY FRICKING TESTOSTERONE NEEDS TO FRICKING RELEASE
They're all getting deleted. It's time to pack up.
How the frick did The Doctor lose? That was bullshit
I can't believe Superman lost...
Godzillas strong, man
I'm too used to how slow our halls on the other board are, it's taking a while for this to get to page 10.