Tom vs Wile E. is confirmed for next season.
Speedy is fatter than Fat Albert. Merry Christmas one and all.
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Death Battle
Tom vs Wile E. is confirmed for next season.
Speedy is fatter than Fat Albert. Merry Christmas one and all.
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Women fricking won
>FemdomTARD is crying
>WHAT IN TARNATION??!! J-san, you're saying you want to test out some new JCJenson SOFTWARE on me and UZI!!?! T-the software you're installing on Uzi will make her give off POWERFUL pheromones and BIMBOIFY her whole body!!??! But that would mean...she'd become a living SEX BEACON!!!!!!! Every MAN, WOMAN and CHILD within a 300 mile radius would immediately go FERAL and try to violently MATE with HER....p-probably even CANNIBALIZE her!!??! And the software you're installing on ME is a potent PSYCHEDELIC that will not only leave me extremely VULNERABLE, but will cause time to FOLD IN on itself!!???! T-the test you'll be conducting...*gulp* is what would happen if I WATCHED her be TORN to SHREDS as I experienced TOTAL EGO DEATH??!??? The LUST would warp into AGONY while the PAIN went beyond any PLEASURE!!!!! Every FACET of me as a DRONE would SHATTER within SECONDS....!!!! I'd cry until my throat BLED OIL without even knowing WHY as she BEGGED to be EVISCERATED!!!!!!! Y-you think my synapses would fire into OVERDRIVE, not unlike when the brain is MOMENTS AWAY from DEATH, as my psyche PLUMMETED into a fifth-dimensional HELLSCAPE of my own DESIGN.......TRAPPED and BETRAYED in my own MIND, yet ironically DETACHED from my sense of SELF!!!!!?! And eventually, my SANITY would CRUMBLE as my mind REGRESSED to before I could ever PERCEIVE ANYTHING in a desperate bid of SURVIVAL!!??? After it was all said and done, I'd likely be a VEGETABLE!!?! I-if that's the case....you'd ENSURE that I was kept ALIVE by being fed the leftover OIL of UZI's MURDER ORGY!!??!! And there's absolutely NO SCIENTIFIC MERIT to doing this WHATSOEVER??!?! You're just BORED!!?!???!!!...................YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO IT TO ME, J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
real words were spoken
>BIG BANG KAMEHAME- *Defuses*
Why is SS4ku so cute?
You’d think these buttholes would know by now not to play with your enemy and just get the job done
To their credit, this would have been the first time they'd have done the Metamoran Fusion, so they didn't realize that the excessive power of SSJ4 would reduce the time limit.
>SHARTgitogay had to use GT to find an example of GODgeta defusing before he won
Duh, it's the closest gayeta has to a canon appearance.
>Ect.
G.
Vidyabros….
>Duh, it's the closest gay-AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT THE CANONVIE
SameBITCH.........
DifferentCHADS...
>posting his non-canon MOEvie from SHITper
KWAB!
Your favorite hero is a pedo
…and that’s a good thing!
Your hero is HAL JORDAN.
>he's ALREADY doing more NTRslop because he is that fricking BUCK BROKEN about N
>He won't even show the novel in order to try to prove his claim about Grevious to prove naysayers wrong
KWAB
>he's still samegayging his NTR fantasy post too
>right at the start of the thread, where you can see the number of IPs not going up
KEKrillin BTFO's forever.
4x says the IPs went up. Sorry, bro.
>Posting the CHADnon movie from GODper
D-Did get the Gogetagay win???
Merry Christmas, one and all!
I actually covered this fight a year or so back:
https://www.capeworldcomics.com/comic/the-grinch-vs-jack-skellington/
And I have a special video on Superman's history with his fellow north pole neighbor, Santa Claus:
I wonder who had more crossovers with random characters.
Santa or Dracula?
My money is on Dracula. Dracula might be the most used fictional character of all time. I think Sherlock has had more films, however.
It would be hard to research fully due to the sheer volume of possible content. But ol' Vlad would probably be up there.
So, Castlevania Dracula had his most popular fight. Book Dracula vs Book Frankenstein's Monster seems to be a decently popular choice, but who could Marvel Dracula fight?
Marvel Dracula vs DC Grendel
If you want to go with the old standard, Marvel vs DC Dracula could be fun for how much of an ass whipping Marvel Dracula gives his counterpart. D could also make a fun match.
Is there even DC Dracula outside of one Prez story? Hellblazer had a King of Vampires that explicitly was not Dracula (maybe lol).
Dracula may have also appeared in Swing With Scooter. Funnily, he never made any appearances in I, Vampire, Scare Tactics, or Creature Commandos.
I didn't suggest DC Dracula due to him not being as prominent. Felt kinda like cheating.
Through I did remember liking The Batman vs Dracula (through I don't remember how I got the DVD).
Batman/Dracula is an Elseworlds.
I know it wasn't in the main comic continuity (through at the time I also didn't know it was tied to The Batman cartoon).
I just mentioned it because it was something DC Dracula related that I remembered liking.
Santa gets yearly crossovers all to himself, while Drac MAY get that one day... maybe... if any other monsters or sexy maids don't get it first.
holy shit i fricking hate christmas
frick everyone
Yeah I thought this could be a nice christmas thread, but the annoying third world shit heads who think spamming the same 5 memes forever is funny have no soul apparently
>racism
You're one to talk.
>Mindbreaks every single Supergay just by existing
How did he do it?
>Supertroony is going to be beat up by kid Goku
Not like this bros
OH SHIT IT'S GOKU!
can you dronegays stop spamming my thread with your cuck fantasies
please and thank you
How were you BTFO'd so hard by Grievous losing a fictional matchup that you have to cope this hard by spending 12 hours a day spamming on a battleboarder thread? Did dronegays mindbreak you so bad that you dedicate this much energy into projecting your cuckoldry obsession?
KWAB
what the frick are you talking about
take your cuck fantasies back to your drone threads
>childishy spams NTR shit because he lost an online argument
>it doesn't work
>picks up his phone with shaky hands to post from multiple devices and spam respond to his own post
>it doesn't work
>posts to pretend its the dronegays posting NTR shit all along in another embarrassing display
You keep losing and everyone is here to witness it. KWAB
Who should the GALAXY-LEVEL DISGAEA CHADS fight?
Galactus
Sounds good, but which one?
>Ben gays are still coping
Pathetic.
All lose to Nikocado
Face it, no one can leave the ass void unless Nikocado let’s them. If one were to leave the void all of fiction and reality would be destroyed due to nikos rampage because someone left the ass void
Each of them individually can casually solo gayocado, ESL.
>mexiSHIT inferiority complex
>defending the nikotard
I hope you're just a bot.
>ass void victim
>a-ACK!
Quiet, now.
>CHADgaea out of NOWHERE
>Ben OUT OF NOWHERE
My HERO broke you.
>JOBgaea
My child will (You) this result.
>
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>implying Ben wouldn't spend all his time posting slurs on Cinemaphile
Fake.
canon
I am neutral on this so both get my (You).
K, b, c.
GOD 10, I kneel.......
>Hal SISSYdan
Pathetic.
KBC
canon
>Jobber stare
>Would do 0 damage to Gokek
...because the JOBBER stare has been tanked by everyone
HAHAHAHAHAHA MY CHILD WILL (You) THIS RESULT!
Only canonical wins get my (You).
>ben10
KWAB!
all me (you(me))
Of course, only I would be able to figure out that it was me (you) behind the sameCHADDING this entire time.
>JOB 10
KEKAROO!
>sameBITCH10
LOL
LMAO
While I don't like this finisher this is more likely to happen than the other one, Hal can't be erased from reality just like that.
>erases him just like that
wham bam
Trve and canon
>GODgaea
>company-killing gachaslop
Fodder.
>stronger than a real life company
OUTERVERSALgaea...
>committed suicide
>created disgaea 6
HYPOVERSALgaea.....
k, b, c
canon
What do you guys think the next finale could be
N's girl-friends vs a human gangbang
Grievousbro btw
>Laharl's most iconic move is him riding a big rock
ARCEUSSISSIES WE BETTER DUCK THIS ONE!
>N got turned into a deranged cuck
>Grievous got turned into a jobber who can't go 2 seconds without thinking about porn
Truly these halls don't know the definition of the word "mercy"...
>N got turned into a deranged cuck
Only one moron is trying to force this on him, N is a proud strong drone that fricks Uzi, V and J NONSTOP whenever he cans and will hunt anyone or anything down that gets in his way. Only NTRBlack folk believe otherwise.
>CHADceus out of nowhere
>Seething over GODceus out of NOWHERE
This had a decent bit of back and forth a couple threads back and the gist of it is that
So firstly Vox only outnumbers if counting 'peripheral' members for lack of a better term. There's a distinct gap between the Vox members who got an Amazon show made about them and like, that dragonborn wizard. The bg3 party could call on Minsc, jaheera and Minthrara and being super anal about it one might count Withers providing three blank slate characters.
They've got some hefty added features along with some of them having Tadpole powers.
Shadowheart gets a once-per game divine intervention super attack/Mass rez effect, Karlackh has the coins & firebody, Astarian his vampire happy buff, Gale the free spellslot recoveries. All martial characters get 'weapon actions' not in the tt rules and free summonable minnions through Scratch, Us, shovel, and the dance macabre ghouls and I'm sure I'm forgetting some things.
Their suite of consumable items are imo something that really pushes the bg3 party members over the edge enough to blow past conventional wisdom about the level gap. between Potions of Speed, Revivify, and Weapon coatings and a backlog of spellscrolls that everyone forgets to use.
>meanwhile CHAD Designation N gets the most pussy in his show and effortlessly swoons every single female
>he doesn't even try, a harem just naturally forms around him due to his sheer energy
>sweeps women off their feet and makes them want to frick him just by being nearby
>NTR-gay still thinks he can project his homosexual fetish onto this pussy destroyer just because he's assmad
KWAB, KEKIRIN GrievousBlack person BTFO'd forever.
kek. NTRgays get thrown in the hole. CHAD designation N keeps winning the b***hes.
>Is a Star Wars gay
>Is a JOBBERvous gay
>reveals himself to also be an NTR gay, and projects his cuckoldry obsession onto N after N kicks the shit out of FLEEvous
topkek it's all too good
He is also a complete sweetheart.
>N is a canonical pussy slayer and effortlessly has women chasing him without even trying
>Grievous is a canonical jobber
There is no competition, only cope.
>GODveous
>on the same sentence as b***hn
Gentlemen...
>ArCHUDus
>GODve- NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LUUUUUUUUUUUNGS *Jobber cough intensifies*
SameBITCH...
DifferentBITCHES
SameKING...
SameGODS...
>BITCHvous is still coping with his landslide loss against GOD Designation N
>has to pretend he's on the same level while he's grovelling at the feet of Gungans
>Grievous canonically kneels to Gungans
>Grievousgay is so mindbroken by this he has to project his sheer cope by trying to shift Grievous' Rape By Gungan onto N
It's over..
>jobbed to the reply system
KWAB!
>107 posts
>22 images
>21 posters
All me btw
No, it was all you(me)
>not a single murder drone thread in the catalogue
Spamming /dbg/ is the new astroturf, huh. Lowly times, these are.
Why are you lying? There's a Murder Drones thread up right now.
>cries accusing of spam as soon as people mock him
KWAB
>shill homosexual admits to astroturfing
Get a real job before the money dries up, loser.
Speaking of astroturfing, there's only one sad digital circus thread. Is there just no money for these absolutely ASS shills anymore?
Strongest characters without legs?
Kenarban from malcolm in the middle
GOD THIS MAKES ME SO HORNY I WANT TO SEE THAT ROBOhomosexual JUST LIKE THIS AND CRYING LIKE THE SISSY IT IS
>murdersissy can't stop imagining Gungan rape
Hmmmmmm......
>spams gungan NTR rape fantasy to demean DroneGODS for 2 threads straight out of sheer butthurt over grievous jobbing to gungans
Nothing you say will ever heal the wounds you have inflicted upon yourself, KEKrillin..
BenGODS... HalBROS.... NCHADS... GrievousKINGS... Let's put WANKtos in his place.
This but without the NTRats
I see no "NTRats", only KINGS of THE HALLS.
>KINGS OF THESE HALLS
...and N the happy cuck.
The red behind him is Asura's aura BTW (he is going to kill Kratos)
>mudergays are posting on a thread that has nothing to do with murder drones.
Frick off, parasites
>WANKtos
>GODby
>Bringing up GODGODGOD out of nowhere
Tien lost.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>Tien lost
UHHHHHHHHHH TIENSISSIES WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?!?
>BITCHtos the WEAK
Not even worth 5 minutes
>Tienb***h is so used to seeing his hero job that he typed out "Tien" instead of Krillin
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH NO NO NO NO NO TIENSISSIES
HAHAHAHA
Ben, Hal, N and Grievous are HERE? My knees are BENDING on their own...
Canon
BITCHtos' knees are really starting to hurt, kneeling before such KINGS..
up GODGODGOD out of nowhere
>Tien lost.
>TIEN LOST
>m-muh astroturfing.. shills..
you lost.
>no argument
>weakposting
You got exposed.
>getting mad and screaming "LE SHILLS!" unironically because your character can't win a matchup somehow isn't weakposting
(You), personally, lost.
What character, schizo moron?
Also
>no argument
Shill homosexual have a nice day immediately.
>SHItos is already KNEELING
KWAB!
Can we *please* drop have a mod come into these death battle thread and just assstomp ban this spam already? What are we even (not)paying these mods for!?
(*This post is extremely low quality* is a banable offence btw)
You know, your post's grammar is not very high-quality....
Both me btw
It was ME.
>They fell for my ruse
>Asking for j*nn**s
>on the HALLS
GENTLEMEN...
>>They fell for my ruse
Being on these threads gets my fricking T so high up i could go OUTSIDE and kill a PERSON
FUARK...
>Only Tiengay in our halls ADMITTED that his character lost
Why are JOBJOBJOBbros always the weakest "scholars" in our threads?
What the FRICK
Because nobody cares about that irrelevant jobber.
>even the pan dunked on him
It's over.
>y-you're r-repping a character!!!
>b-but y-you n-need to l-lurk more to find out which character
Holy fricking moron shill homosexual. have a nice day IMMEDIATELY.
>unintelligable rage
Imagine FRICKING UZI while J and V Force N to watch...fuark...
I want to frick J instead
grievousbro btw.
>Fricking the generic bot
>Instead of the megathigh babe V
Yeah no I’m impregnating the kill bot.
>he's still spamming his NTR homosexualry because he's mad at DroneGODS embarrassing General JOBvous
Based. and good taste.
>193 posts
>36 images
>26 posters
All me
All me btw
All us
Ban them. Make it a protracted one more then just the 3 day minnimum for the persistence and flagency by which they're openly doing it and bragging.
What the frick are you talking about, janny wannabe?
>Jobs to basic English
Bleed
Imagine fricking J while N jerks his little robot wiener nextdoor...FUARK!
>Thread is in complete chaos and our HEROES are nowhere in sight
Our HEROES were here, they just left to celebrate Christmas.
>dies of a heart attack
>Dies from a laser pointer
>dies of CHAD overdose
...from standing in SuperCHAD's presence
>Dies from being too FUARKING strong for Death Battle
When is my HERO Doctor GODDOM going to enter the thread and b***hslap b***hvous for his embarrassing NTR fantasies?
>Doctor CHUD
Not even worth MY time.
>Doctor GODoom
my HERO.. he's here..
The thread is saved from the cuck's homosexualry
Imagine POUNDING V(itch) FAT METALLIC ASS while N is held down next to you,CRYING KEK TEARS...FUARK!
>NON-CANONICAL screwattack season
Yawn
>retconnedvie
Not worth anyone's time.
The Grinch is meant to fight The Grouch.
And unlike that pussy the Grinch, Oscar STILL hates Christmas.
Oscar is legit a beast.
>His mother constantly visits, and her mode of travel is to be flung out of an airplane at high speeds into the ground, meaning Oscar has this durability too
>Oscar was thrown a very high speeds down multiple flights of stairs, through three walls, and out on the street, and depending on the cut, he either says 'I was thrown out of better establishments' or 'Let's go back and do that again'.
>Was kissed by Anne Murray once, and got so angry he fricking exploded
He also has an elephant in that trash can he frequently has to wrangle. However, Slimey solos.
Not just one Elephant. He has MULTIPLE. AND a herd of hippos, one of the most dangerous animals in the world.
Isn't the Grinch so microscopic that his entire world exists within a single snowflake? Grouch annihilates without ever noticing the Grinch was there.
Wasn't he the same size as a regular human in The Grinch Holloween Special and the Grinch Meets the Cat in the Hat?
Don't count the Grinch out
>Strong enough to lift a massive sleigh full of toys, full pine trees and other heavy goods.
>Stealthy enough to rob an entire town and only woke a single child.
>Carrey and Illumination Grinch are masterful inventors, creating shit like flying sleds
>Carrey Grinch literally stole dreams of Christmas right out of a kid's dreams, seems like a thing DB could wank as a crazy feat.
Grinch is definitely winning thanks to the Paraphernalia Wagon, the monstrous dimension that The Grinch controls.
A literal child was able to endure his Wagon I'm sure the King of Halloweentown could make it through just fine.
Because Grinch let him leave. You could even see he didn't care that the kid was still alive by the end. In a fight to the death, he'd use it against Jack.
>Monster dimensions to spook people
>Thinking that will do shit to the pumpkin king
>CHADvie
Already watched plus I downloaded ANOTHER spare of that webm to use against TARDku in the halls.
A Merry Christmas from Godzilla, Death Battle.
Merry Christmas, Goji. Good luck joining the 3-0 club!
>Ban them. Make it a protracted one more then just the 3 day minnimum for the persistence and flagency by which they're openly doing it and bragging.
>he does it for FREE
>not even a JANNY
>Aspiring gaynitor is an ESL
KWAB!
Who's for Mizu from Blue Eye Samurai? Jin Sakai from Ghost of Tsushima? Fa Mulan? Jin from Samurai Champloo?
Well, how about Goemon from Lupin or Ran from Carried by the Wind? Or that Kenshin that says 'oro?'.
Or can I offer you a Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star?
Keshin would stomp, even rusty Kenshin at the start of the series. Kenshin is fast enough to cut a bullet in half which is beyond Mizu.
Oh shit, then I take back all of them except Ran from Carried by the Wind. Suzuka and Goemon can slice bullets too.
William Adams is for John Sekiro but it would still be funny to see Mizu absolutely seethe when she'd get dumpstered by a whitey in samurai gear
>then
>minnimun
>flagency
>General Grievous
>N
>What is more deadly than the calculating and cold hearts of machines?
>The calculating cold hearts of murderous machines!
>He's wiz and I'm broomstick!
>And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win, A Death Battle!
I would PERSONALLY tune in for the livestream of this CHADly match up if it happened.
Someone get one of those sort-of-acceptable-type deviantart-wiki autists to write the entire script for this
Are there any that take requests?
Shitposting aside, this would genuinely be a cool as frick matchup. Would Death Battle be based enough to do it for real?
They'd do it an gunpoint. I would watch that fight though, high kino potential.
N would nanite nut him to death
the winner is SHAKARA
CHRISTMASkara!?!?!?
Merry Christmas from the planet of M78, the land of Light, the Ultra Star.
>It's time to spread the GODliday spirit already
Merry Christmas, Mister Grievous!
wholesome
It's enough to bring a grown man to tears
Cute. Merry christmas robo-bros.
Merry christmas murder drone and the other 2 murder drones
All I wish for (that's relevant to Death Battle) is a chance for her to finally get a chance to shine in a match.
Jenny vs. Zone-Tan
Thus it shall be. I will email Swan everyday with this matchup.
>2000's sex appeal match up
CoomerGODS how do we feel about this MU?
>COOMERrat
Away from the halls at once
>CoomerKING
Remain here indefinitely.
PornAddictiongays...
>coomergay
Neutral.
PornAddictionCHADS...
You guys would die of shame if Chun Li vs Mai or Ivy vs Orchid came out today.
By shine do you mean beg for mercy as Zone-tan fricks her with a strap on?
>ROCKROCKROCKROCK
Zone-gay lost.
didn't he get a line removed from a game because it was seen as a reference to his porn
seems like winning
Zone WON.
... the most influential porn CHADtist competition.
>Zone-JOB
Shadman victim.
>PEDOman
Drug Addiction VICTIM
>Zone-KEK and JOBman
Both get victimized by Minus-8.
>PEDO-8
Sexual Deviancy victim
>KEKFW porn JOBtists
Completely FODDERIZED by Safe For Work CHADtists.
>Minus-SHIT
Sharty victim.
Did the sharty dox him this is 100% new information for me
tried and failed
KWB!
>CapeGODS and Dragon CHADS source material is brimming with Sex GODpeal
SFWsisters... our response?
Who should composite Santa face? He gets both DC and Marvel feats.
>/qa/'s doxing and raid attempts have all failed
Are they the biggest JOBBERS of the century?
Without a doubt
Goonclown thoughever
BEYOND OUR SCOPE
ON THE PRECIPICE OF THE UNKNOWN
AT THE VERGE OF THE ABYSS
IN THE END OF MADNESS
AND ALL CONSUMING WISH
Post Kino match ups
>pornbrained babble
Done
What are your favorite Death Battle fights?
Solid Snake vs Sam Fisher
Ryu vs Jin Kazama
All Might vs Might Guy
He-Man vs Lion-O and Combo vs Balrog. Quite enjoyed Darkseid vs Thanos as well.
>Iron man Vs Batman
Possibly one of the best Death Battles when it comes to characterization flow of the battle, and I'm general moments of awesomeness.
>Scooby Vs Courage
Pure Kino, everything about this one is perfect
>Zatanna Vs scarlet Witch
Zatanna carried hard this episode, she definitely deserved the W just because of that. All the good aspects of it , characterization, fun use of powers, the killing blow, all are thanks to her.
Darkseid vs Thanos
Scorpion vs Ryu
Sauron vs Arthas
>Combo vs Balrog
>Snake vs Fisher
>Red Hood vs Winter Soldier
>Courage vs Scooby
>bats vs spidey
aged incredibly compared to rest of s1, good analyses and rlly good animation
>snake vs sam
holds up very well, good analyses, great animation, writing, VAing, etc.
>tony vs lex
same as snake vs sam
>maybe seph vs vergil
good animation but really sus research
>winter soldier vs red hood
decent analyses, great fight but lame kill
>magneto vs tetsuo
great storytelling, animation, writing, just a solid ep all around
>good animation but really sus research
Lmao still better research than VSBW gives DMC
Ryu vs Jin
All might vs Might Guy
Scooby-Doo vs Courage
He man vs Lion O
Goro vs Machamp
Uhhhhhhhhh yeah
I love and appreciate every single fighting game matchup, even if I disagree with their reasoning and/or think it's moronic.
Choosing one per season:
>Batman vs Spiderman
>Snake vs Sam
>Dante vs Bayonetta
>Balrog vs TJ Combo
>Ryu vs Jin
>Mega Man BR
>Goro vs Machamp
>Goku Black vs Reverse Flash
>Sauron vs Arthas
>Cole vs Alex
>The tribal chief wishes you all a merry christmas, and a happy new year uce
Our HEROES are celebrating Christmas, I hope you all are as well CHADth CHADttle scholars.
Who was in the wrong?
Would Batman be willing to let the Joker die if he was sentenced to execution for a crime he DID commit?
Probably not at this point LOL
what about this
Batman had to have known the Joker was gonna make it. Just refused to play ball is all
He did know. He said out loud afterwards he chose to save Harley because he knew Joker was bluffing and could get himself out (and he was right, Joker did)
>batman allows a crazed maniac to flee and likely kill again moments later
regardless of whether he or Frank are correct on killing a dangerous criminal, he is fully at fault for letting said dangerous criminal run free instead of apprehending him
Yes, Batman's whole motive is that he wants the justice system to properly handle criminals, and rehabilitate them when possible. The biggest reason Joker isn't given the death penalty is that he often escapes, is held under rules of insanity and placed in Arkham, or would actively go after anyone that went for him such as the police, judge, jury, etc. If you've got a guy with Joker's rep, you def don't want to be on the other end saying to kill him when he has a near 100% chance of escaping prison
>he wants the justice system to properly handle criminals
and that's why Batman is insane
Merry Christmas bros, I hope you can keep the dark thoughts away until the next year!
>Large Country Level
thoughts?
Thematically fits, but I don't think most people here would care for it.
>but I don't think most people here would care for it.
frick no, no one would give two shits about it. But it'd be funny if October rolls around and it's a LA Disney Channel character
>Mario is able to beat sonic
>A character that consistently is able defeat universal and multiversal threads; Sometimes in his base form
I smell bullshit.
Sonic is a character that consistently gets killed by Motobugs. Those “universal and multiversal threads” can’t even damage small mountains in cutscenes, and Sonic’s own cutscenes are similarly just a cartoon animal bouncing on small toy robots.
100% of Sonic’s “multiversal” wank comes from disingenuously extrapolated statements and insecure fanboyism, so too will all Mario feats therefore come from statements and wank, not the actual things they do onscreen.
>Power must be directly show in gameplay to be true because.... IT JUST DOES OKAY?
compelling argument. You can downplay any character this way, mario can die by simply being TOUCHED by a goomba. If the author of a work states something to be true, it is, because the work isn't real. which means if text in a game states that this character can destroy the multiverse, it can because it's not real and doesn't need to show that power in visuals to be true.
>infinite universes inside paintings
asspull
>can surpass infinity by backwards jumping
double asspull and also a glitch that isn't in the game canonically.
Mario's victories over bowser are caused by factors outside of raw strength most of the time (bobombs, cappy, axe lever etc.)
>A-Asspull
I accept your surrender. Mario throws Mega Ultra Ken Penders Pedo Sonic to death.
>no argument
I accept your concession as well.
Mario can die to a goomba half his size bro, a hedgehog isn't any better.
One Goomba would solo all of Sonic. They are outerversal. Especially if we use the rpgs.
>vsbw babble
>Literal cope
Mamma Mia.
must be directly show in gameplay to be true because.... IT JUST DOES OKAY?
Seethe Kratoscuck
It's true homosexual
>Can defeat Bowser who can create infinite universes inside paintings
>Can surpass infinity just my backward long jumping
>All of this without powerups
Sonic never stood a chance.
It's true. Sonic is weak and jobs to Goku, while Mario is strong enough to challenge Superman.
Bowser was a god. Gods can make and break worlds you know. Or so it is said. Mario 64 was an occult freemason initiation ritual. Mario becomes mercury and gets a winged cap reminiscent of Hermes/Mercury. Of course he beats Sonic
>*Solos your verse*
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Hed get flattened by the Critic.
Holy shit that red and green flashing almost triggered a seizure in me. Why would Doug do this?
>tfw critic has a legitimate on-screen planet-busting feat
Critic can keep up with the Nerd while suited up. The Nerd was able to beat Bugs Bunny without his nerd suit. Bugs Bunny could solo Marvel and DC. So Doug scales higher than Bugs. Therefore The Critic Solos Marvel.
Why'd they rig it?
because I paid them to rig it
RiggerGODS stay winning.
Merry Christmas from Niko and the Ass Void!
God bless and keep you, anon.
Bring me your strongest and I'll return to you their corpses.
Chinese character are some of the strongest characters in fiction according to VSBW. Most of the 1-A and H1-A are in there.
>SHART battles wiki
those guys are still below Thor (base) on that site and don't even have any characters on the highest tier
>base Thor is TOAA levels of powerful
Is there genuinely a single more moronic site
Current base thor scales above his rune king shit so.
"so" what? RKT is unimpressive, certainly not close to, you know, fricking TOAA.
Hulk scales below Thor and Hulk recently killed monsters that TOAA was scared of.
Scans?
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Thor fondles Hulk in almost all of their historical fights. And regardless current God of Stories Thor upscales Rune King who killed The Ones Who Sit Above in Shadow and destroyed Yggdrassil which sustains the realm of OtherWorld.Otherworld is responsible for encompassing narrative structures.
Most of their historical fights are either even or roughly equivalent in wins and losses. And nobody cares about your meta shit and vs battles gish gallop, Ewing
Who's Ewing? And Thor consistently beats Hulk because of more transcendental hax and experience. On top of having consistently as good or better feats.
Don't blame me. Blame the writers for making Hulk such a jobber.
>Who's Ewing?
>youtube links and vs battles gish gallop
Anon's theorem of wank was right. There's an inverse relationship between between the amount of wank and the amount of experience with a series
Ewing is the guy that made future Eddie Brock a Beyonder tier God
The amount of wank Eddie Brock (not even Venom, just Eddie Brock) has received in the lasy few years is amazing considering how it was just a few months out of him losing to a pink haired anime boy
wasn't he already being wanked prior to that
Yes and G1 included a disclaimer where they debated whether using standard street level venom was fair game or not, too bad at the time we had no idea how far he would go from there
I want scans not some wank vid
Show me the pages
Hulk killed a thing that was made against TOAA's control.
.... and?
"DAMN, I'M GONNA STEAL A SMOKE PACK, THE ONE ABOVE ALL SURE WON'T LIKE THAT! HAHAH-AIIIIEEEEEE SPARE ME ANTMAN-SAMA!!!!"
So you can't bunk it? Thanks for the concession, Toriyautist.
Yep, I can't bunk it, and neither can you. Thanks for the concession!
>narrative structures
Leave
No.
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>"No."
>tuberwankslop
>Thor fondles Hulk
UHHH MARVELBROS???????? WE ARE HOMOS????
Thor doesn't have an amazing track record against Hulk sadly. He does amazing when he fights Surfer but every time Thor and Hulk are in the same room it's always a Hulkgay writer
>Most of the 1-A
CHAD megami tensei makes up 95% of that list
The bigger they are the harder they fall.
He can squat 800 pounds though
...'s freshly living counterparts after they beat the shit out of me.
Who would win?
If want to know why this MU
>Both are man-made creatures born as adults and came to life through holiday magic
>Both are holiday mascots, second to Santa/Dracula
>Both endanger child or have outright killed them despite wanting to be friendly
>Both even got their own wives made through similar means
>Both of course are weak to fire
Tom won Mr./co/lympus!
Tom WILL win his DEATH BATTLE !
If they allow Tom to have the magic ring, acme's junk is gonna look even more useless
It just dawned on me; the first Deathbattle winner and the first Cinemaphile tournament winner are the same person.
>BRING ME MICHELANGELO
How does he fare against Heat Miser?
Aren't they literally evenly matched?
>Son Gohan, hybrid Saiyan son of Goku
>Mark Grayson, earth Raised Viltrumine son of Omniman
>For some living up to their predecessor's shadow might be cause of concern
>But these two all mighty warriors figured out a way only for themselves
>He's wiz and I'm broomstick!
>And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win, A Death Battle!
KINO.
Post the track names
>N Vs Grievous
Murder Droids
>Gohan Vs Mark
Sons of Glory
Nice.
ITT: Army fights
call the track "hand and foot"
what the frick is onii-chan supossed to do here
>vsbwrat is mad
On the 12th Day of Christmas, Death Battle gave to me
Twelve Women Running
Eleven Ricks a-Winning
Ten Squashed Kaiju
Nine Ants Expanding
Eight Dead Avengers
Seven Swans a-Swimming
Six JoJos Jobbing
A Five Combo Team
Four Raping Ogres
Three Slain Saiyans
Two Gaping Gods
and a Lobster Killing Animemes
Merry Christmas, anons. I hope you all have a good day, and a pleasant end to the year.
Love the triple whammy of dead Avengers, then Leaguers then Kaiju followed by a bunch of Rick's celebrating while women flee in terror
5 Roman Reigns would have been so much better, that 5th row looks like a mess
Shoulda gotten the 5th day then, instead we got an anime game
Gold
Berry naisu. Feliz navid.
Ebirah is perfect as a Christmas star.
When will the Critic finally fight the Nerd? Merry Christmas btw.
Slight fix for a very important ant
Amazing.
If you're me then who am I?
Are we ever getting Bendy vs Cuphead?
This is me.
This is also me.
This, however, is not me.
I am (You)
Yes, me(you(me(you(him(me*~~)
Merry Christmas to everyone!!
Thank you Goku
Galactus vs THE STRONGEST DISGAEAER
who will win
Negged by prinny
prinny is galactus fodder
>the strongest disgaeaer dies on impact
UHHHHHH OVERSISSIES????????
>he doesn't know
>>he doe-BOOM
>FODDERlactus blows up in his presence
Too easy
>FOD-*BOOM*
prinnysisters.... we are FRICKING useless...
>galactus turns into a prinny and calls himself useless
Dood...dont forget that on the end of your sentences now
How can a fast as light character ever be defeated by someone not as fast? Is it even possible? Unless you can move just as fast or faster, you don’t have a chance. Too much of a cheat code power
Most of the times when Power scalers say a character is faster than light then mean either he is able to react or dodge light based attacks, or that his speed feats could only be accomplished by magnitudes similar of that of light.
Rarely you will see a FTL character actually showing the realistic effects of FTL movement, and therefore almost no one argues that (for example) Luffy has infinite punching strength because he can move faster than light.
Current luffy should be MFTL last I checked
>discord
>Kizaru is the fastest and he is only FTL
>somehow Luffy is faster
Kek.
Luffy's far surpassed Kizaru by now.
Merry Christmas thread. Hope the joy and happiness this day brings you is limitless!
>wall-level tensei
>beyondtiering-level tensei
Merry Christmas thread!
Does your favorite character get presents or coal?
>JOBaint Nick
CHADther Frost victim.
SCHOLARnic debunked Santa a long time ago.
Sounds to me like gaynic is getting the CHADook of KINGmas thrown at his ass.
Presents of course
She would talk down the bear to avoid animal cruelty
>the inferior disgaea mascots are getting uppity
>average human level tensei
Krampus is for The Yule Man.
Saint Nick wold HEEM that glorified satyr
>fodderlactus is too scared to reply
It's over dood...
It's time for DEATH BATTLE!!!
All this N talk made me watch Murder Drones
I want him to get his happy ending bros...
You are weak and pathetic.
>Sympathizing with a character makes me weak
As long as you believe in him, there's a possibility for him to come out happy anon. His smile must shine through the coming darkness or there is no hope
is there really
>SCHOLARnic debunked Santa a long time ago.
That Sonic fedora goes super hard
>ginger victim
>WEAKlactus flees from an encounter with CHADny
Everytime I see that scene of Tuco beating up that guy like a lunatic I immediately get reminded of Trevor beating up The Lost character
>jobbers and goons
>Dragon Ball out of nowhere
Marvel gays are really mindbroken.
>CHADon CHAD out of NOWHERE
KINGgeta broke you.
Wile E. wins as Coyotes are stronger and faster than cats.
>marvelgay is an ESL
unsurprising
Seems to be some kinda youtube comment section rat. Ending sentences with "so" and outsourcing his arguments because he doesn't read comic books
could it be the return of the "LE CLASSIC STRANGE IS.... LE INVINCIBLE" guy?
He might have been posting Norrin in the lead up to SS vs MMH too. I guess Thor is his newest self insert
"Your welcome for saving your season."
>Goku out of fricking NOWHERE
My hero SHATTERED your mind.
Could your favorite character contend with a 1000kg Kodiak bear?
'Mazing Man tames and befriends this rather large dog.
>Goku out of nowhere
The marvelcuck is mindbroken, kek.
>ESLactus is back after crying in the corner
>SHARTnny
>GOODFORNOTHINGnny
>KINGOFKINGSnny
>WORTHLESSnny
>he's having a schizo meltdown dood
>gaynny
>troony
daily reminder that pit mogs kratos
He might, the Three Sacred Treasures might be able to do it
Even without them he wins
Adding them is overkill
Adding the GST is a roflstomp
>CHADnny
>SLOPnny
Now that Seth is back to uploading, what's the likelihood of this happening somewhere down the line?
LTG is for DSP
Seth can fight Leafy
DSP is pathetic and Seth & LTG have the most in common.
All three are pathetic
DSP is fat and old and has the least inverse lore out of all 3 of them. Seth and LTG's power could range depending on what they claim about themselves + even irl they're both still relatively young/younger and in shape.
DSP soloed the IRS, he's high homieversal.
>FATnny
>BEASTnny
RE to the MIN to the DER.
>claim to be link
FUARKING BOOOOOOM!!!
"It would appear that my superiority has led to a bit of........controversy."
>PISSnny
>I can smell the TLOU salt coming already.
>JOBlactus
KEKlactusbros... our response?
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>I, JOBlactus, humbly apologize to all CHADnies present and request your forgiveness. For I, b***hlactus, am a weak little insect compared to your power.
This never happened... outside of a KEKnny's dreams, that is.
>prinnycuck
Nazi Jesus vs Nazi Santa when?
How is Vitiate Santa
Idk he kinda looks like him ig.
Rocky Matchups.
Strunties when?
They're called the Speedies now