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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merry Christmas from the Superman slayer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soon to be Hulk slayer.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope it's animated by the Goku vs Superman team. Broly vs Hulk didn't have the most appropriate animation for Dragon ball.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This doesn't involve a DragonBall character but yeah, Goku vs Superman and Galactus vs Unicron were both fire.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hulk slayer
        Bruh, when fricking Swan wants you to win but can't find a compelling argument you know you're fricked

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh? Swan wants Hulk to win? Or what I'm confused?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He sided with Hulk on the podcast but made it clear he really wished Godzilla would win this
            Hulk is just too strong and broken and even acknowledged the power increase post-Hulk vs Broly

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh.

              Well.....at least Gojira Minus One is objectively better than Hulk's entire existence in the MSoyU.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hulk only had one good moment. Its so fricking sad.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            To my recollection, during the podcast episode, Swan stated that he "wished Godzilla would win" but he just didn't think it was possible. To be honest, his arguments were more convincing than the stuff Ben tried to pull for Godzilla.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What an ugly fricking shot of Kyle, Jesus Christ.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's just normal DC art wdym.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                But it looks exceptionally bad for some reason

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's just normal DC art wdym.

                What an ugly fricking shot of Kyle, Jesus Christ.

                The crab mask looks strange from some angles, and the lighting makes him look like he has jaundice.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that even /m/ hates you and thinks you're annoying

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explain plz

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://desuarchive.org/m/thread/22274541/

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            My MeCHADS tore that b***h up.... I'm so proud....

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Shitting on Destoroyah
            Extremely unbased behavior.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shame Destoyah has such a specific origin so he can't be used as often as other Godzilla Kaiju.
              Then again Spacegodzilla is easier than him and hasn't shown up in any movie since.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Goku behind the lizard?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Santa stomps

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Question? Did Goku or any of the Z fighters fought an reality warper before or they did that already?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Response?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Janemba in the movies

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merry Christmas
    Base Santa wins
    https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Santa_Claus_(Canon,_Composite)/Fnaf_Reacts
    Composite Santa should still win thanks to higher scaling in Marvel/DC.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sensei.......

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Won't happen because Death Battle hates Bleach and sucks JJK's sick, and since you can't twist this MU to make Gojo win they will simply ignore it until no one gives a shit about Gojo anymore

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a shame we'll never get peak then.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do they hate Bleach?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They don’t. It’s just autistic headcanon because Bleach lost two of their MU’s, even though Naruto as a series has lost more MU’s than Bleach (Gaara, Sasuke, Lee), but hey.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            If they didn't hate Bleach why don't they use them anymore or at all? And why get blatant shit wrong in some of the episodes like using Mugetsu as Ichigo's final series form or saying that Aizen's swing cleaved an entire area in his and Ichigo's fight even though that was Ichigo's sword swing.

            They also shat on the lore and made fun of it a couple times in Ichigo vs Naruto for seemingly no reason. Chad also apparently forgot about Bleach during the Aizen vs Madara DB cast despite it apparently being his "favorite anime."

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              If your criteria for hating something is “they don’t use it often” and “they get stuff wrong” then that means they hate almost every goddamn series they’ve ever brought onto the show. Newsflash, they don’t hate Bleach, they just got shit wrong because they got shit wrong.
              >B-b-but th-they *sniff* they made fun of it!
              Oh grow a pair. Name a series that they haven’t poked fun at. You’re b***hing about jokes being cracked at your expense as if Bleach is immune to being made fun of. Christ, is this what Bleachbabies are like? Infants who can’t take any sort of jab without taking it as a personal offense?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This might be the one dude who's still mad at Aizen losing

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah it's just they didn't do something that would've been perfect like Gojo vs Kisuke when they had the chance.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's depressing knowing that we live in the shitty timeline that will never get to view this masterpiece.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shame we might never get this.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who's the anime dude and why is he considered a viable opponent for Mace?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Byakuya from Bleach. They basically serve the same purpose in each of their series' and have very unique powersets that could bounce off one another well.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first time i've seen one of these lists not suck donkey dick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jack vs Guts sounds cool but it's gonna be a herculean task to be as good of a fight as Jack vs Afro

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get Luis drunk again, have him sign a promise in blood, easy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't matter. It will be miles better than Guts vs Lousy (Dimitri).

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jack vs Highlander
      what

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Stoic swordsmen protagonists who literally survived the test of time, born in old times of their country before their journey starts with the main antagonist ruler (Aku and Marcus) demolishing their home and taking ones close to them. Their entire quest revolving around finding and putting an end to this figure that is the cause of almost every misfortune in their lives, along with a set of events causing them to gain agelessness and their feud somehow getting carried to distant, heavily cybernized futures where they pretty much start a revolution against their leading. Scottish Barbarian VS Japanese Samurai."

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do people really want to see Jack go on a swordman killing spree? I would rather him fight Zoro so he'd at least lose.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Nightwing really the best thematic matchup for Spidey?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No
      >enhanced with bugs
      >feels the weight of responsibility
      >overlooked genius
      >tokusatsu legend

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could he potentially beat Jaime?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fights using Tigerzord and all other available combining zords
    >Dies
    >Fights using Dragonzord and all other available combining zords
    >Dies

    Evil fan fiction version likely loses all his popular matchups.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Voltron and Mechagodzilla are just strong bro

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean Epyon, right?

        I dont think that he even wins with its current stats.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they scaled the Tigerzord to Empyreals from the comics (given the Thunder Megazord could actually harm and kill them), he'd win
          Empyreals are strong enough to blow apart chunks of the moon and life-wipe whole planets by scorching their surface

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Voltron is stupidly strong dude, of course they lost.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tommy never fought Voltron.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're just going to make Tommy lose again.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's only if you believe he loses to Enerjak or Oma from Kamen Rider.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT IN TARNATION??!! J-san, you're saying you want to test out some new JCJenson SOFTWARE on me and UZI!!?! T-the software you're installing on Uzi will make her give off POWERFUL pheromones and BIMBOIFY her whole body!!??! But that would mean...she'd become a living SEX BEACON!!!!!!! Every MAN, WOMAN and CHILD within a 300 mile radius would immediately go FERAL and try to violently MATE with HER....p-probably even CANNIBALIZE her!!??! And the software you're installing on ME is a potent PSYCHEDELIC that will not only leave me extremely VULNERABLE, but will cause time to FOLD IN on itself!!???! T-the test you'll be conducting...*gulp* is what would happen if I WATCHED her be TORN to SHREDS as I experienced TOTAL EGO DEATH??!??? The LUST would warp into AGONY while the PAIN went beyond any PLEASURE!!!!! Every FACET of me as a DRONE would SHATTER within SECONDS....!!!! I'd cry until my throat BLED OIL without even knowing WHY as she BEGGED to be EVISCERATED!!!!!!! Y-you think my synapses would fire into OVERDRIVE, not unlike when the brain is MOMENTS AWAY from DEATH, as my psyche PLUMMETED into a fifth-dimensional HELLSCAPE of my own DESIGN.......TRAPPED and BETRAYED in my own MIND, yet ironically DETACHED from my sense of SELF!!!!!?! And eventually, my SANITY would CRUMBLE as my mind REGRESSED to before I could ever PERCEIVE ANYTHING in a desperate bid of SURVIVAL!!??? After it was all said and done, I'd likely be a VEGETABLE!!?! I-if that's the case....you'd ENSURE that I was kept ALIVE by being fed the leftover OIL of UZI's MURDER ORGY!!??!! And there's absolutely NO SCIENTIFIC MERIT to doing this WHATSOEVER??!?! You're just BORED!!?!???!!!...................YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO IT TO ME, J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s Christmas and you’re spamming a copypasta?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      After watching Murder Drones I can’t help but feel awful for everyone in it. Uzi, N, V, Doll, J, the lot of them got dealt a bad hand in life and did nothing to deserve it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're all going to die and N is going to be traumatised and broken like Isaac Clarke at the end of Dead Space. He's too much of a chad to die and will go out to kick the shit out of the Absolute Solver itself.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >end of Dead Space
          >kick the shit out of the Absolute Solver
          uh anon.....

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well cuck it at least 2-3 times.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a fricking travesty how Dead Space 3 ended. We should have gotten a proper conclusion, even if it's an "everybody dies" ending.
            As for N, I imagine a similar scenario to Isaac with the whole "dead girlfriend" and "must stop eldritch abomination" deal. Except N snapping and going ham on the Absolute Solver will be a lot more spectacular.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              How is he going to beat it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                With his fists.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                what is he going to punch
                the air
                himself

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                With his dick.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Deus ex machina with the Absolute Failure being introduced to momentarily stop it, either that or a new character shows up and deals with the problem

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Absolute Failure
                Isn't the Absolute Solver literally winning though? It's on the verge of consuming the entire universe if what we currently know from Tessa is true.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't personally think there's going to be a Deus Ex Machina, it feels more like it's heading for a bittersweet sort of climax where the Solver has caused irreversable damage to the universe but is temporarily stopped for the time being, but nothing will stop it from succeeding in the future as it can wait for however it long it wants for the end to finally arrive.

                Deus ex machina with the Absolute Failure being introduced to momentarily stop it, either that or a new character shows up and deals with the problem

                Also frick YOU my wife would NEVER job to some randomly introduced character / force. How dare you insinuate this.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also frick YOU my wife would NEVER job to some randomly introduced character / force
                I swear if they make the Absolute Solver the Absolute Jobber.. it truly would be over bros..

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Absolute Failure
                Isn't the Absolute Solver literally winning though? It's on the verge of consuming the entire universe if what we currently know from Tessa is true.

                With his dick.

                It's a fricking travesty how Dead Space 3 ended. We should have gotten a proper conclusion, even if it's an "everybody dies" ending.
                As for N, I imagine a similar scenario to Isaac with the whole "dead girlfriend" and "must stop eldritch abomination" deal. Except N snapping and going ham on the Absolute Solver will be a lot more spectacular.

                They're all going to die and N is going to be traumatised and broken like Isaac Clarke at the end of Dead Space. He's too much of a chad to die and will go out to kick the shit out of the Absolute Solver itself.

                >the MEMElute SHITover gets FRAUD-CHECKED
                >our odds of WINNING get even HIGHER

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                General Grimbus... don't you dare speak about your mother like that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Absolute JOBver ?
                Downgraded to BUILDING LEVEL
                Grievous ?
                Planet Level
                Death Battle ?
                won
                N ?
                Grievous Servant

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were already STRATOSPHERIC, it would just seal the deal

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who knows? With the remake doing well and the second remake all but confirmed we may get a proper DS3 and/or continuation down the road.

              How is he going to beat it

              DEM, Planet Cracker(s), or marker psychic shit? Though I am curious about that one comment made about how the Necros / Brethren Moons might be deterring something somehow WORSE than them starting shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have a great talent, please keep cultivating yourself and come up with a new pasta

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merry Christmas from Deathbattle's inaugural winner!

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who should laharl fight

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          referential 4th wall breakers who are immature and insecure about their physical appearance and whose stories involve them clawing back from expulsion and growing up in the process

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Franchises that will never stop losing in DB:

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Beat Leonardo
      Huh?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just because he beats fodder doesn't mean they'll have a greater win record over loss record.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It doesn't count because I say so

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Name any more Power Rangers matchups that are Ws for them.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ecliptor vs Dinobot
              Rita vs Beryl

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't most franchises in Death Battle mostly around even?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No. Bleach lost both times they were on, Street Fighter has like 3 wins (with one of them bring retconned now) and 9 losses, Power Rangers has only one win with Leo vs Jason, and Sonic lost quite a bit until very recently.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ryu and Cammy were done dirty.

              (You mean the one that they admitted that Ken cleared the floor with Terry?)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I definitely believe that Street Fighter scales above KOF and Tekken. I'm not too sure about Mortal Kombat though unless the weirder higher ends for MK's cosmology are just bunk.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Bleach lost both times
              Bleachsisters...why are we so weak

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Beat Leonardo
      Huh?

      Just because he beats fodder doesn't mean they'll have a greater win record over loss record.

      >Leonardo is fodder
      TMNTbros... not like this...

      Actually, Leonardo wins by today standards.

      >Leonardo held some advantages in speed and skill, making this fight far from one-sided. However, Jason's superior strength, arsenal, and powers quickly turned the tide.

      But Rise Leo has telefragging in the movie which didn’t happen at the time of the fight

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think Leo had the speed advantage even back then as standard Power Rangers have more consistent light dodging/tagging feats.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Laser dodging is worthless so let’s actual speed. Which is about as fast as you expect a guy in a crappy suit would be

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gutcucks are coping again

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Chihiro STOMP all his matchups?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leonardo is fodder
    TMNTbros... not like this...

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2023/12/death-battle-predictions-ultron-vs.html?m=1
    Ultronbros, LET'S FRICKIN GOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Odin above Superman? (Its not the point of the blog I know) But I now see Thor wrecking Clark.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They have decent similarities too.

        > Beings from other worlds/realms
        > Sent to Earth to fulfill a purpose (Supes to save him and help him protect and show hope to humanity & Thor to lean humility)
        > Were given human identities when they got there (Clark Kent and Donald Blake)
        > Have a varied array of broken and overpowered abilities aside from their main OP powersets
        > Have human and similarly super-powered, warrior inspired love interests alike (Lois & Wonder Woman/Jane & Sif)
        > Both their human love interests gained similar powers to them at one point (Lois becoming Kryptonian and Jane temporarily becoming another Thor)
        > Have envious green enemies with LL as their initials (Lex Luthor and Loki Laufeyson) who constantly challenge their beliefs
        > Have enormous hate-embodied monstrosities who were made from constant death (Doomsday and Mangog)
        > Have fought enemies of the same race as them before, who almost represent the darker side of them (Zod/Hela)
        > Iconic red-caped head honchoes of rivaling companies
        > The Symbols on their chest apparently represent something (The S often represents Hope and The Six Circles are possibly inspired by armors from the Roman, Ottoman and Persian armor designs which incorporated similar elements, emphasizing Thor's nature as a warrior)
        > Are generally the strongest/top tiers of their verses
        > Legacy Rivalry

        Not to mention they both fought and beat DragonBall's MCs.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, that is a lot more connections than I realized, I'd be down for Superman vs Thor now.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same. Especially since they should be tied for the strongest opponents that have ever been on DB as of now. If not 2nd strongest.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Non-canon comic
                Also that was back before all their current amps and new feats from the modern age.
                It'd still be more fun than the DragonBall roflstomps we got.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Non-canon

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who has more abilities? Thor be a good candidate but relies on Mjolnir. Until Thor force comes into play.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thor I believe has more standard hax/abilities and better counters with magic even if you're discounting Mjolnir.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How about stats? Superman should scale higher? But Thor isn't a slouch specially now after he killed Galactus.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The stats are so even that I don't think they'll really matter ultimately. Superman might have a slight edge in raw power, but ultimately, I think it'll come down to hax and who can pull them off first. Given I believe that their speed should be roughly even and that Thor has a bit more base abilities and better hax for countering Superman and weakening him specifically with magic, I could see Thor winning albeit with extremely high difficulty.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This would be a fun fight to discuss. Odin force thor makes it worth discussing. Thor on his own can keep up with base Superman but things get complicated as it goes on.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least Gamera was killed by an absolute UNIT.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks Gamera isn’t even more of a fricking unit.
      He’s built like an actual mountain.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Roshi's underling

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s baby Gamera though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks Gamera isn’t even more of a fricking unit.
      He’s built like an actual mountain.

      >Roshi's underling

      That’s baby Gamera though

      Cthulhu is for Godzilla

      All are victims of the ass void.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        God bless and keep you, anon.

        SAMEgay

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          One (You) on my screen, schizo moron. Seethe about it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lying on christmas

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >crying on Christmas
              No lies here.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doubling down

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best Raph match me thinks.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bleachGODS got snubbed both times

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well... That just means the next time Bleach is showcased in the show they will surely win... Right?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably since they're likely using the Jesus/God of Bleach most likely.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a SINGLE verse genuinely weaker than HxH?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bleach

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      One Piece

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any sports anime?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto. Fairy Tail. My Hero Academia. DC.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Full Metal Alchemist and Demon Slayer

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        FMA has a god at least

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A god that jobs out to a plant.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Santa_Claus_(Composite)
    https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Tots_Real/Dracula_(Composite)

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BleCHAD

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just want to point out the Dracula from Hotel Transylvanian is not actually Dracula, he's his son.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merry Christmas! Yippee Ki-Yay!!!

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any good Lol match ups?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Other than the Dota fights? Maybe Vi vs Yang.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doc Ock vs Viktor

      Both were once good men who were scientists that attempted to make their creations and inventions to better the lives of humanity

      However an experiment gone wrong horribly changed and scarred them causing them to lose parts of themselves in the process (Otto's brain being partially damaged from the nuclear explosion and Viktor losing his physical body and mind)

      They've also lost the women they loved/cared for in their life whether its because of personal tragedies or ambitions (Otto's former fiancée - Mary Anders and Viktor's personal assistant - Sky)

      Their greatest weapon is their genius intellect and use of technology/gadgets allowing to take on some of the most formidable foes of their verse despite their lack of powers (Otto's Mechanical Tentacles and Viktor's Cybernetic Limb & various gadgets)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh, is that a good Ock matchup? How would it play out?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Viktor apparently wins because of better tech or something like that idk. And higher Attack Power.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this one because of the complementary colors.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wolverine vs Warwick (Marvel's X-Men vs League of Legends)

      Two heroes known for their brutal nature, yet even still it doesn't compare to how they were transformed into killing machines. Taken in by crazy scientists, they began getting cosntatly operated on as they had their internals altered, replace with blood and chemicals in what seemed like never ending torture. They only survived this thanks to a constant healing factor that seemed to prevent their death, yet at the end, they weren't who they started as. With no memories of their past, they became murderous monsters. Despite their murderous tendencies at times(usually occurring in a feral rage state), they're still heroes at the end of the day.

      LOL is just basically just fantasy driven Marvel.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot to leave the TN for this match.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think that Shredder vs Wolverine could serve as a fine fight. Wolverine wins but the fight animation can have its potential.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They basically already did that somewhat with Shredder vs Silver Samurai

            There's also Wolverine vs Bigby or Zoro (if Zoro doesn't fight Kenpachi).

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bigby is for Legosi.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We need more Telltale matches in general.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wolverine is for Faust.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literal who?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The main problem with LoL MUs is how poorly Riot Games treats their IPs, they are the only examples of an IP holder giving their characters a worse treatment than marvel and DC.
      99% of all League Characters have no good feats besides their in game abilities, only Vi, Yasuo, Braun, Miss fortune, and Jinx have enough visual stuff to actually measure and so fun stuff with.

      Pic related for Example. Nilah could be a great Match up for Godzilla considering her Kaiju slaying Fetish, but Gameplay Nilah just moves around swinging a water whip and Lore Nilah wields cosmic powers and battles Gods every Friday (with 0 Visual feats of course because she is not popular enough for that) so what could be a interesting match up lacks any good material to even start a discussion about.
      With LoL you either get cool hypothetical battles with 0 feats for actual debates like

      or

      I like this one because of the complementary colors.

      Or you get thematic Match ups that require Arcane lore to even make it work in the first place

      Doc Ock vs Viktor

      Both were once good men who were scientists that attempted to make their creations and inventions to better the lives of humanity

      However an experiment gone wrong horribly changed and scarred them causing them to lose parts of themselves in the process (Otto's brain being partially damaged from the nuclear explosion and Viktor losing his physical body and mind)

      They've also lost the women they loved/cared for in their life whether its because of personal tragedies or ambitions (Otto's former fiancée - Mary Anders and Viktor's personal assistant - Sky)

      Their greatest weapon is their genius intellect and use of technology/gadgets allowing to take on some of the most formidable foes of their verse despite their lack of powers (Otto's Mechanical Tentacles and Viktor's Cybernetic Limb & various gadgets)

      Wolverine vs Warwick (Marvel's X-Men vs League of Legends)

      Two heroes known for their brutal nature, yet even still it doesn't compare to how they were transformed into killing machines. Taken in by crazy scientists, they began getting cosntatly operated on as they had their internals altered, replace with blood and chemicals in what seemed like never ending torture. They only survived this thanks to a constant healing factor that seemed to prevent their death, yet at the end, they weren't who they started as. With no memories of their past, they became murderous monsters. Despite their murderous tendencies at times(usually occurring in a feral rage state), they're still heroes at the end of the day.

      LOL is just basically just fantasy driven Marvel.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        how strong is she

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She is like Kratos. All her high end wank comes from Lore stuff.

          Basically she wields the power of a primordial demon that feeds on Joy, said demon was strong enough to threaten the cosmic Realm and force the celestials (the guys that create starts and planets) to seal him.
          She has a thing for gargantuan monsters, and in the card game she survived a battle against Volibear (a god of savagery strong enough to piss Rivers and create canyons with his claws) and Mordekaiser (Discount Lich king) on his own death realm.
          All this comes mainly from statements and blocks of text, we don't even know what happened in those battles in the card game and how much power she is able to draw from the demon.

          The only interesting thing she does in the game is becoming intangible and the card game shows her water bending.
          Her main weakness is that her demon forces her to only feel and express Joy, although this helped her to maintain her "sanity" when facing Volibear because he can mind rape humans with just his presence, and her soul is doomed to be consumed by her demon once she dies, but this also means no one can take her soul out of her body because the demon wants it for itself.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            so the demon is like, planetary?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Realistically yes, but whatever power the demon has doesn't necessarily translate into power for Nilah.
              Other Primordial Demons, specifically the demon of Fear, have existed "since the first scream of creation" but we don't even know if all primordial demons are equally powerful.
              But since she survived Volibear it's safe to say she is at the very least mountain to small country level (as the big bear himself is able to destroy entire civilizations with ease)

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >killuagay is here

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merry Christmas everyone, love all you crazy autists, even the buck broken Greviousgay who's malding about N

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla? Not even city level.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you to pay to see blind people fight to the death?

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Walter White (Post Los Pollos Hermanos Saga)

      Key: Base | Walter Black

      Tier: 6-B physically. 5-A with fulminated mercury

      Name: Walter "Walt" Hartwell White, Heisenberg

      Origin: Breaking Bad

      >Attack Potency: Country Level (Killed Gustavo in his Final Fring form with his famous "Walt Blast," traded blows with Apology Girl), Planet Level with fulminated mercury

      >Speed: High Hypersonic (Dodges Saul's "Lightning Bolts from my fingertips!" technique), faster with his 2004 Pontiac Aztek

      >Lifting Strength: Building Level (Carries several building worth of meth from his lab regularly)

      >Striking Strength: Island Level (Killed the fly in one strike), comparable to Jesse on meth

      >Durability: Country Level (survived a beatdown from Mike, should be as durable as Pre-Timeskip Hank

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Accurate and canon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It should just be the same picture of Walt three times with Light losing his mind and eventually killing himself because Heisenberg was the wrong name.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >putting Pre-Cubes Light up against Post-Timeskip Walter
      I knew you gays were afraid of his power

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Samurai Jack vs Jack Garland

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garlandstomp

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garland is for Oersted

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oersted is for Fou-Lu

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RWBY may get shit canned before Death Battle
    HOLY KEK!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good riddance.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he's still spamming his fail forced copypasta while samegayging KEKs and WOW SO FUNNY AND TRUE XD posts in a desperate attempt to try and get his cuck fantasy to catch on
    Too bad this guy is the biggest pussy magnet in his show

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found it funny.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone can see it's an upset grievousgay that was mindbroken by N, I don't think he's even convinced himself because it's the weakest attempt at forcing a meme I've ever seen. It doesn't even make sense to begin with, the NTR cope shit was born out of the JOBBERvous lover being upset that Grievous lost to Gungans and N is 100x less of a cuck-capable character than Grievous is.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess now is as good as time as ever to have Maka murder Ruby.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next season.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RWBY may get shit canned before Death Battle
      HOLY KEK!

      Wha happun'd this time?

      I feel like it's Joker vs Giorno knowing how the iron is still hot even if it's cooling now that P5 has pretty much done everything except the meme Persona Kart. Joker is a Fool Arcana and Yu doesn't really have anything really cool feat wise to work with unless they want him to fight some illusion user, and Makoto's Wild Card ability kills him

      Joker vs Giorno is what I'd bet on too. Atlus is still milking Persona 5 so its not like Joker is going to leave public consciousness by the time he next season starts.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a SINGLE Battle Shonen weaker than KEK Piece? hxh aside

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are multiple island busters in OP

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        And aside from hxh, are there any lower than that?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rurouni Kenshin.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fairy Fail and Narutard.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >suddenly CHADruto

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want KOS-MOS in Death Battle just so the guys have the genuinely explain that she's the Body of the Virgin Mary.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magdalene, actually

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe we'll get it next year

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magdalene, actually

      What's wrong the Japanese?

      Maybe we'll get it next year

      We are most definitely getting a Persona matchup next year, but is it wrong to say that I doubt it will be Persona 3 related?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They knew Magdalene was a hottie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It might not be Persona 3 related, but the symbology they used in the preview was pretty clearly that of 3. It's the main 3 tarot associated with the game: Fool, Death, and World. I'd be surprised if it was Adachi vs Kira instead of a P3 fight.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like it's Joker vs Giorno knowing how the iron is still hot even if it's cooling now that P5 has pretty much done everything except the meme Persona Kart. Joker is a Fool Arcana and Yu doesn't really have anything really cool feat wise to work with unless they want him to fight some illusion user, and Makoto's Wild Card ability kills him

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >u doesn't really have anything really cool feat wise
          Did you not watch the first episode of the Golden Animation?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GODku became the Super CHADyan on Christmas Eve btw.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roman Reigns( Tribal Chief era)

    Tier: 2-C physically. 1-C with Universal and WWE title belts

    Name: Leati Joseph Anoaʻi

    Origin: WWE

    >Attack Potency: Multiversal (Defeated the fiend relatively easily) (Also defeated Super cena and Brock lesnar three times in a row, Stronger than the rock in his prime, who traded blows with Stone cold steve Austin)

    >Speed: FTL+(Scales to the Ultimate warrior, who was traveling the earth killing different politicial figures, to the point it seemed like teleportation) (Also as fast as bray Wyatt, who could teleport in between dimensions)

    >Lifting Strength: Universal + (Due to scaling to Hulkamania) (Multiversal due to Title belts)

    >Striking Strength: Universal level (Scales to Triple H who struck down the Anti-christ) (Multi + in his Tribal chief form, which scales higher than the Mega powers)

    >Durability: Multiversal (survived booking from Vince Mcmahon in his old man form, also tanked attacks from Triple H and Lesnar)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Him and the rest of FODDERWE still job to AEW due to being DIMELESS.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fake

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They use the Persona 3 through 5 Protagonists
    >They give them omnipotent orb
    How mad would people be? In game, Omnipotent orb defends everything except Almighty Attacks. Secret Bosses will immediately use a one hit ko almighty attack to pretend people from using them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >non-canon equipment
      >that at most nulls building level attacks
      zzzzzz

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That didn't answer the question.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It means not at all

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    V vs V1

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      V1 is for MTF

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gabriel gets mad that V1 is getting more robo-pussy than he is.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >V, the sexo robot from Murder drones
      >V1, the not so Sexo robot from Ultrakill.
      >A lot of people see machines as the ultimate representation of "Use above form"
      >But there's a reason why Wiz's right hand is the way it is!
      >He's wiz and I'm broomstick
      >And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win, A Sex Battle!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A Sex Battle!
        I'd watch it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sex battle
        That was a great thread

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The thread still RECOILS in fear at the possibility that the SEX FORCE will reemerge from the shadows...

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            God bless the anon that found all those fanfictions

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>But there's a reason why Wiz's right hand is the way it is!
        Kek.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sex battle
        That was a great thread

        >>But there's a reason why Wiz's right hand is the way it is!
        Kek.

        V1 is a BOY moronic chud

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          My penis says otherwise.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No if i wanted to out myself as a homosexual i would say that i love penis (which i do BTW)

            >coomer babble
            Done

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              MOGGED by the REPLY SYSTEM.
              ANON will NEVER recover, despite his love of penis.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >i FUARKING jobbed to the reply system
              I was supposed to reply to

              >outs yourself as a homosexual
              And why can't V1 and V compete in a battle to frick eachother into submission, huh? What are you, gay?

              ...it's over

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              "Hmmmmm, I wonder how DB will break the internet today.....?"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >outs yourself as a homosexual
          And why can't V1 and V compete in a battle to frick eachother into submission, huh? What are you, gay?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes aside this does seem like a pretty good matchup. How fast/strong are both of them? Which one has the better arsenal? From what I remember they seem pretty comparable but I'm sure there are experts here who can give more specific breakdowns. Also sexo

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its kind of funny because V might hard counter V1 if I am recalling how he works right. I think he needs blood to heal and function so doing damage to V isnt going to help much. As for arsenal V might have more but mainly because the MDs operate on Inspector Gadget logic where they can just pull out whatever the frick weapon or tool they want from guns to bubble wands

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How fast/strong are both of them? Which one has the better arsenal?
        Like

        Honestly yeah, V1 at least has weapons and abilities to fight back properly. Grievous vs N is a fun fight, but not really fair for Grievous. Taking everything into consideration, Grievous can't really do much.
        [...]
        It's an interesting matchup. V1 and V are both robots with a large arsenal, and operate on similar mechanics of requiring the fluids of their enemies. It's a bit of a struggle to get any viable scale for V1 though, as everything about V1 centers around game mechanics from Ultrakill. It's extremely hard to gauge how fast, strong, or competent V1 is due to stuff lile the Parry mechanic, and the fact that V1 is controlled by the player.

        However, from what we CAN compare between V1 and V:
        >V1 needs blood to repair himself, V is a Disassembly Drone and thus a host of the Absolute Solver which regenerates her body. V requires material for the Solver to regenerate, especially if her body is damaged beyond repair.
        >V, due to eldritch bullshit involving the Absolute Solver, does have what lools to be flesh inside of her body. However she doesn't bleed blood, but oil. Therefore V1 can't heal off her.
        >V1, likewise, seems to operate on blood. We don't know if blood would be viable material for Disassembly Drones, we only ever see them eat oil from Worker Drones.
        >V1 stores his arsenal of weaponsninnhis wings, but he has a limited number of weapons he can use. He can switch between his available weapons extremely quickly though.
        >V deploys seemingly whatever weapon she wants through her arm apertures. Blades, guns, rocket launchers, laser cutters, etc. The fact that she can replace her hands with random shit like bubble wands lends credence that the Solver can create any weapon she wants within reason.
        >V1 has wings but can not fly, he is lmited to his grapple arm and moving on-foot. V has large wings that allow for supersonic flight, they also double as extremely dangerous bladed weapons.

        said, V has an arsenal that's potentially only limited by her imagination and what the AbsoluteSolver can create. She has an extremely varied choice of both melee and ranged weaponry, is freely able to switch her hands with any weapon on the fly, and can use any variation of weapon to replace either of her hands. Her wings also double as very effective weapons as well.
        As for speed and strength, one of V's best feats is picrel. Where she intercepts a bullet from off-screen, getting infront of it and catching it between her claws before she throws it back at the shooter with enough force to sever the gun that fired the bullet in two.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We got robbed, my contemporaries.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seething about KING tail

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GODruto out of nowhere

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto is just a ninja, where the evidence that he’s above small town level

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        *moon level

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          *21st Budokai Roshi level

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      reddit: the fight

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bill vs. Discord, but worse.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Think you mean this, bruh.....

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cthulhu is for Godzilla

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ummmm Gojira is for Hulk but okay.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry Hulk, but kaijus are EXCLUSIVELY for other kaijus, not manlets. Come back when you're AT LEAST building height and then we'll talk.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >suicide match

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >manlet galactus with tiny legs

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Would this be more suitable for your inferior dimensional sight, mortal?"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This character ?
          Would job to Building level Absolute solver

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't know threatening to consume Hell was only building level.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was a pretty small hell clearly

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The size of that hell ?
              Same as a BATHROOM

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >still looks like a manlet

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He looks like your dad?

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Our FRICKING heroes...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >list of homosexuals

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >list of fodder

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ImmortalDread still listed
      kek

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did this fricker do?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Grooming kids on discord
          Search his name on the archive for screenies

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Groomed kids. Also fantasized about beastiality and incest on discord. Think he doxxed someone too.

            Oh jesus

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Groomed kids. Also fantasized about beastiality and incest on discord. Think he doxxed someone too.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't just fantasize apparently
            He did things with his kid sister iirc

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What else should I expect from a vs wiki homosexual?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Link thread

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Kissing and Beating his 9 year old sister.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uh...bros i thought calling out evangelion for its NIHILISTIC and TYRANNICAL nature would stop this

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This probably should have been grounds for damnatio memoriae

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can Seth survive one of LTG's racist rants?

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >COOMER battle
    What the REAL men want is GRIEVOUS VS N

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coomer or not, V vs V1 is a lot more even a battle than Grievous vs N.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...because of how bad grievous would wipe the floor with N

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly yeah, V1 at least has weapons and abilities to fight back properly. Grievous vs N is a fun fight, but not really fair for Grievous. Taking everything into consideration, Grievous can't really do much.

        Jokes aside this does seem like a pretty good matchup. How fast/strong are both of them? Which one has the better arsenal? From what I remember they seem pretty comparable but I'm sure there are experts here who can give more specific breakdowns. Also sexo

        It's an interesting matchup. V1 and V are both robots with a large arsenal, and operate on similar mechanics of requiring the fluids of their enemies. It's a bit of a struggle to get any viable scale for V1 though, as everything about V1 centers around game mechanics from Ultrakill. It's extremely hard to gauge how fast, strong, or competent V1 is due to stuff lile the Parry mechanic, and the fact that V1 is controlled by the player.

        However, from what we CAN compare between V1 and V:
        >V1 needs blood to repair himself, V is a Disassembly Drone and thus a host of the Absolute Solver which regenerates her body. V requires material for the Solver to regenerate, especially if her body is damaged beyond repair.
        >V, due to eldritch bullshit involving the Absolute Solver, does have what lools to be flesh inside of her body. However she doesn't bleed blood, but oil. Therefore V1 can't heal off her.
        >V1, likewise, seems to operate on blood. We don't know if blood would be viable material for Disassembly Drones, we only ever see them eat oil from Worker Drones.
        >V1 stores his arsenal of weaponsninnhis wings, but he has a limited number of weapons he can use. He can switch between his available weapons extremely quickly though.
        >V deploys seemingly whatever weapon she wants through her arm apertures. Blades, guns, rocket launchers, laser cutters, etc. The fact that she can replace her hands with random shit like bubble wands lends credence that the Solver can create any weapon she wants within reason.
        >V1 has wings but can not fly, he is lmited to his grapple arm and moving on-foot. V has large wings that allow for supersonic flight, they also double as extremely dangerous bladed weapons.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This would go so fricking hard.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't Kenshin stomp?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Problem being...?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not a problem, only vaguely know the other guy and recall Kenshin having weird ass anime sword moves

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The other guy is from Vinland Saga.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not like Kenshin is some god Swordsman.
            He needed like three people to die just to beat a guy with a hand cranked Gatling gun.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do people think of this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perfectly reasonable split.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reasonable split, but I wish they spread out each media type throughout the season more instead of frontloading the season with a bunch of comic fights followed by none for a bunch of episodes.

        Feels like we should have more vidya matches.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Specifically, fighting game characters.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            We already have more than enough potential for that with Street Fighter vs King of Fighters or Tekken rivalries.

            If you want anymore, they haven't capitalized on the Mortal Kombat vs Killer Instinct rivalry as much as I wish they did.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's some Samurai Shodown vs Soul Caliber and Guilty Gear vs Darkstalkers matchups I'd like to see, besides.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have no why they stopped capitalizing on Guilty Gear vs Blazblue after Sol vs Ragna.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                GG got kinda nerfed with STRIVE and Order Hax is weird

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Strive is a buff to everyone not named Sol though

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                PTSD from BlazBlue lore.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably because Blazblue fell off hard. Strive gave GG a boost but both series were full on irrelevant for a good while there, and Babytag didn't really get Blazblue out of the hole.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Strive also sucks ass.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                strive is fun

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't lie

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Strive is for babies.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Strive is for sissies
                Fixed.

                ... but enough about Centralfiction.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Centralfiction is great. Too bad Strive is shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                BB ended and just sorta fell out, and GG's power actually went down instead of going up since XX(insert nonsensical stuff here)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                why did it go down?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Blazblue died

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                RIP.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good. BlazBlue is for sissies.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Strive is for sissies
                Fixed.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Strive is for babies.

                ... are what I would say if I were seething about the fact that CHADty Gear is still alive while KEKblue remains dead, buried and forgotten.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                CHADty Gear is dead. Strive is for troons and pussies. I'm not even a BBgay btw.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm NOT a bbgay
                uhuh

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                KINGty Gear didn't die an atrocious death by being forced to coexist in the same room as RWBY thoughever

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                CHUDty Gear is dying by bring forced to dumb down it's own gameplay, aesthetic, characters, and story for the "global market" though.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ALPHAty Gear lives on by adapting to the changing times
                >BlazCel dies after a shitty tag game

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PUSSYty QUEER dies a slow death by dumbing down its own nest qualities and getting buck broken in the process
                >BBCHAD dies with dignity intact

                >he is patently unable to boot up xx

                XX, AC, and Xrd rock.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BBtag is "intact dignity"
                look anon I don't think it was bad but...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >XX, AC, and Xrd rock.
                BASED and TRUE

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                new thread

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                new thread

                sorry brother, I jobbed to the reply system

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                KINGty Gear doesn't exist anymore. Now it's TROOnty QUEER.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he is patently unable to boot up xx

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's so sad that GG had to end with Xrd. Ah well, RIP to a great series!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Stronger than the entire GG roster
                Mori really outdid himself when it came to BB's villains

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                tha-AIIIIEEEEE! IS THAT RUBY ROSE???? OH NO!!!!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ruby wasn't comparable to him. He is somewhat chill with her because she kisses his ass

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Feels like we should have more vidya matches.

            You'd think so, the whole format being a Mortal Kombat riff and everything. Can't believe we still haven't had a Liu Kang billing. I liked that idea anon had a while ago about putting him against Jago.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jago seems to be Liu's most popular match, yeah.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think at least a little bit, MK11 kinda derailed a lot of plans for Kang.
              Not only due to Fire God, but also the wank buffs you could get him due to Kronika.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's definitely harder to find someone on his level now.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love Kenny but besides having some more modern weaponry, he at his core is an angry redneck against a very dangerous man. He is not ready to face Joel.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I agree but they both have more in common than someone like Lee since Lee isn't as morally ambiguous as the 2 of them. I also think in certain routes of TWD games, that Kenny spent a bit more time with Clem specifically (but also AJ) than Lee did.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think Kenny's impressive durability (he survived having his head bashed in to the point of having one eye become useless, still remaining in frozen grounds after having his stomach sliced open by Jane, survived being flung through a car windshield after enough force and speeds to send him over a meter away, and was able to still walk after getting shot by a hunting rifle) and decent speed when he's actually on guard (when he was alert he was able to dodge AK-47 gunfire by ducking behind a tree in time) should be able to keep him in it for a while even if Joel should be stronger, better at cqc, more experienced, and consistently has more gear/more dangerous gear on hand.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, that one has to happen.
            For me, I always bet on Duke.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reasonable split, but I wish they spread out each media type throughout the season more instead of frontloading the season with a bunch of comic fights followed by none for a bunch of episodes.

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is he for bros?

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give good old Judge Holden a match.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cormac McCarthy DBs could go super hard ngl.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman. Turns the judge into a good person with only talking.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ImmortalDread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ImmortalDread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen this guys name be thrown a few times with a few excerpts and I am always fascinated by it. What is this character even about?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He isn't superhuman or anything. He is really, a dangerous, dangerous Novel Western villain. He is depraved beyond belief, but very intelligent and a hell of a fighter while horse riding.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean he is superhuman to a degree

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            In the book he can easily crush someone's skull in his palms like it's nothing, he was able to hold a huge metal canon with a fuse in it in one arm and a lighted cigar in the other with his other hand, and he was able to blitz and trained soldier before said soldier could shoot him from a decent distance.

            He also crushed a horse's head and skull into red paste on the ground with a massive rock.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death from Puss in Boots is the only character that is physically on-par and thematically fits with Judge Holden but is also ironically the most counter-intuitive match up.
      The most famous line for Judge Holden is
      >He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
      How the hell is Death gonna battle someone who is not destined to die.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard of Death vs The Omen from Samurai Jack.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't Omen just an illusion?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I remember Jack was in danger of him or something in the final season.....?

            If not then Death has Rattlesnake Jake which honestly I think would work better and also still allow Judge Holden to fight Johan.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh my fricking God the Samurai ghost spirit, what a fricking nothingburger this dude turned out to be, I remember seeing him constantly in ads that made him look like he was gonna be one of the main villains this season, and then his big moment is just him trying to get Jack to kill himself before jobbing like a b***h when Jack gets over himself.

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JOBlathus the SMALL fish in a BIG pond

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JOBnicron

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still posting niko
    No one here likes you, I’d wager no one irl likes you either

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    [...]
    [...]
    [...]
    All are victims of the ass void.

    God bless and keep you, anon.

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nikotard is still seething

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kaijugays are still coping

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is that even a fair fight? Santa has control over time and space.

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This fight could be such kino if it was done right.
    >The Witchking is attacking Minas Tirith with a huge army.
    >Over the hill side a single horn is sounded.
    >The Witchking turns to look, and sees Archaon and a huge Chaos army cresting the hill.
    >The Chaos army crashes into the Witchkings army and both him and Archaon cut their way through each others army until they meet each other and have their fight.
    >Their armies are fighting around them.
    >Obligatory barbs between the two:
    >"No man can kill me". "I am no mere man".
    >"Do you not know Death when you see it."
    >"I am Doom to the whole World."
    >The Victor takes a burning and ruined Minas Tirith.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoulda been Archaon vs Arthas

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Archaon vs Witch King
      This is the single biggest curbstomp imaginable, the guy literally has an on demand summonable greater Daemon, I like the Witch King but he just dies against him.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean the Witchking seems like himself believed that he could square up to Gandalf in the books so he's probably a lot stronger than people think.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If we take him at his word that puts him on the same level as someone who defeated a Balrog, which are basically just weaker Bloodthirsters, and Archaon has fought and killed Greater Daemons before, so I still doubt he'd have great odds against him even if you put aside the fact that he can just summon one of his own when he needs to.

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO UZI!!!! You say that you WISHED for THE ABSOLUTE SOLVER to turn me into this flesh-train MONSTROSITY?!?!?!?? And that my SOLE purpose for what remains of my LIFE will be to host YOU and your MANY bvlls' ORGIES?!?!?!!!?? You'll be riding me... WHILE riding other MEN!!?!?!??!? You'll be on a train... while HAVING a train run on YOU?!?!?!?? And EACH of my train carts will be specialized in having you FRICKED and IMPREGNATED in different POSITIONS!!??!???!?? And what's more... crikey... you say that I'll feel every INCH of me FRICKED upon... but never feel ANY pleasure?!?!?!??! That the CLOSEST intimacy I will EVER have with you again will be feeling ANOTHER man DRILL YOU against my WALLS?!?!?!??!? *gulp* A-And what's more... I'll be powered not by COAL but by ANY leftover SPERM from your LOVERS?!?!?!?!?!??! And the SMOKE given off from this fuel will spread BVLL PARTICLES across the GALAXY which will only serve to attract MORE MEN TO YOU!?!?!?!??!?!?? And this CONCENTRATION of BVLLS will eventually reach CRITICAL MASS... leading to a MASS SLAUGHTER as you and your LOVERS are crushed to death in each others' EMBRACE INSIDE ME as I'm condemned to ETERNALLY circle my TRACKS!?!?!?!??! And you're FINE with this!?!?!?!??!?! I don't know what to say except... YABBA DABBA CHOOOOOO!!!! ALL ABOARD THE N-TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, canon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, canon.

      Put your phone down.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, MD lore is crazy! This got me interested on the series!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NTR spamming samegay is an ESL
        Unsurprising.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          fricking kek

          KEKAROO!

          Drop your phone.

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Remaining DC vs Marvel matchups that you actually like.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a good one. If they don't choose to do that there's also Akame vs X-23.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is something so cool about the joker being humbled.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Especially since Osborn/Goblin is, in a way, basically Batman without any of the morals that Joker finds so fun to play with.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope they do this in live action

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same, they could easily bring back the guy who played as both Daredevil and Bucky (Tyler Tackett) one last time, to round out the trilogy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The legacy match we didn't know we desperately needed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still using the "samegay" cope
    KWAB!

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so mindbroken by everyone agreeing N destroys Grievous that you put this much effort spamming your NTR fantasy 12 hours a day out of cope and replying to your own post
    KWAB

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. kek. The warsiegay is really that minsbroken by a fictional matchup.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much, yeah

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. kek. The warsiegay is really that minsbroken by a fictional matchup.

      SameBITCH....

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. kek. The warsiegay is really that minsbroken by a fictional matchup.

      DifferentCHADS...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What else did you expect from the grievousgay?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing. He couldn't come up with a single argument and resorted to spam.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing. He couldn't come up with a single argument and resorted to spam.

        Put your phone down.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He couldn't handle N's superiority, when FLEEvous kneels before his Gungan masters.

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NTR CANONfiction

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did someone mention GUNGANS? The servomotors in my knees are bending on their own...

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keeps spamming his NTR cope, sat on his phone while at his computer
    >N stands with his harem, effortlessly attracting all the b***hes in his vicinity through his sheer sexual prowess
    >BITCHvous sobs in a corner, desperately writing his little cuck fanfiction while he has to listen to N frick his harem for hours

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >N canonically solos all the females in his verse because they all want to frick him
      >coping grievousgay has to keep trying to force his NTR cope by samegayging
      >it will never work because CHAD Designation N is just built different
      NTR homosexuals LOSE

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drone posts are always suspiciously made within the same minute
    >when the dronegay accused the grievousgays of samegayging out of nowhere
    hmmmmm

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season Finale Potential.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the anime mustache man's feats?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spoilers: at the end of the current arc he's capable of re-setting every realm in bleach which could be argued to be universal in size each (as there are stars and constellations that appear at night in SS, World of the Living is literally our reality, Hueco Mundo has its own sun as well as an entire dimension outside of it, and the Blanks from Memories of Nobody (which is mentioned and canon in the manga) create their own space times to exist in. There's also the Garganta which exists outside of the natural realm and defies time and space itself. And mustache dude was going to merge, destroy, and recreate all of that to create a deathless paradise.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't that make Yhwach vs Vitiate a massive curbstomp then? Vitiate's nowhere close to being Universal.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think he should scale above Palpatine's galactic storm from the comics at least. But I do personally back Yhwach here.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >create their own space times to exist in
          >multiple universal realms shit

          So........the past 2 Bleach fights are just bullshit now?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They always were.
            The DB team had no idea what they were doing with Ichigo's scaling, treating him as if he had the same base strength in the final season as he did when he first got his powers
            And regardless of what people will say Madara has no means of killing Aizen
            >"BUT THE TRUTH SEEKING ORBS NULLIFY REGRENERA-"
            The only characters that had their regen stopped by TSO were Edo Zombies, who are made of Chakra, and TSO only disrupted Chakra. Hyogoku evolution =/= Regen which Aizen himself said.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aizen already tanked regen nullification on the molecular level when he got hit by Gin's bankai and still managed to not only survive but evolve even during the split second when Gin ripped the Hogyoku out of him before Aizen got it back again.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Defeated Ichibei who can render you conceptually nothing with his ink and scales above Yamamoto
          >Can see all possible futures and change the timeline to whichever one he wants.
          >Potentially have every Sternritter ability via lore of being the source of all powers in Bleachverse and when the person who gains his power die it returns to him along with a piece of that person's being
          >This includes S The Superstar which makes him invicible as long as one person believes in him
          >W The Wind which acts basically like Accelerator's Vectors and moves things away from the user
          >M The Miracle which literally just makes your bigger and stronger the more you're losing
          >V The Vision which is literally Spongebob Imagination powers
          >X the X-Axis which is allows the user to shoot a beam that will bypass anything in it's way to reach the target regardless of durability and if you dodge it three times the user becomes intangible.
          Just to name a few.

          This guy sounds like he's way above Vitiate, his best feats in TOR took a while to pull off, whereas Yhwach sounds like he can do all this shit on the fly.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's bound to happen when you're quite literally based on Jesus.....which should be obvious with a dude named YHWACH.

            ?si=mhwWeq9rie0qeLo6

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Defeated Ichibei who can render you conceptually nothing with his ink and scales above Yamamoto
        >Can see all possible futures and change the timeline to whichever one he wants.
        >Potentially have every Sternritter ability via lore of being the source of all powers in Bleachverse and when the person who gains his power die it returns to him along with a piece of that person's being
        >This includes S The Superstar which makes him invicible as long as one person believes in him
        >W The Wind which acts basically like Accelerator's Vectors and moves things away from the user
        >M The Miracle which literally just makes your bigger and stronger the more you're losing
        >V The Vision which is literally Spongebob Imagination powers
        >X the X-Axis which is allows the user to shoot a beam that will bypass anything in it's way to reach the target regardless of durability and if you dodge it three times the user becomes intangible.
        Just to name a few.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He also sustains living by feeding off of the literal life energy of anyone and everyone around him, as well as any items that are made up of spirit particles themselves.

          He's basically Darkseid or Galactus if either of them were in shonen.

    • 5 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      >what's the anime mustache man's feats?
      which one?

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >starts spamming multiple threads before this one after dronegays comprehensively broke down how N beats Grievous
    >starts trying way too hard to reply to own post within the same minute by phoneposting
    >gets outed in that thread due to how obvious he made it, taking multiple minutes to respond to one post because he had to type his messages on two devices, fill out the captcha then post in the same 60 second timeframe
    >as soon as he got outed for doing this, he started spamming his NTR shit out of cope in every thread afterwards, and blatantly samegays his post with "KEK"s and "TRUE BESTIE"
    >"accused of samegayging out of nowhere"
    The butthurt runs deep within Star Wars fans.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And there's the projection. You pulled out the "samegay" card out of nowhere because posts got replies within the same minute, yet we're supossed to just nod when it happens to drone posts, hmmm?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >m-muh projection
        >proceeds to project
        You got caught.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You got [headcanon]

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the Queen of Flash Step for fellas?

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Got so mad he forgot to greentext one of his pasta sentences

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GREENTEXT FAILURE
    NTR-homosexual BTFO'D FOREVER

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This? Did NOT happen. What did happen, however, was the hot lesbian scissoring between V and V1 while J watched.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's canonical that J is a jobber and would be likely to get cucked.
      N however, effortlessly gets b***hes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >V1
      A MALE

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Implying robots can't scissor?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        …in the headcanon of homosexuals. Canonically though, she is female and gets dicked by humans and scissored by drones.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...in the imagination of coomers since V1 is a boy

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            …hating lady, since she’s only into grown, mature men and women.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              ...men like himself,for he is a bisexual robot

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                …in an alternate universe that is. In this one she’s a female bisexubot who gets topped regularly.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...which only would be true if we didn't live in said alternate universe,which we do since V1 is a male

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                …in that previously mentioned alternate universe. In this one however, she has a puffy robot pussy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...that he fricks with his bisexual male gender robot wiener

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                …until his human friends come along and frick her too as J watches.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...Yes,V1 would gangbang her along his male brethren because just like them he also has a penis

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trying this hard
    N won.

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >IESLB
    N opens the door to the cuckold society, throwing Grievous in with his vastly superior strength whereupon Grievous is quickly surrounded by Gungans.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ... then the cardboard covering the "er" at the end of "cuckold" in the billboard outside falls off and Grievous starts grinning alongside his Gungan friends.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...When Grievous quickly starts getting beaten by his Gungan captives, because they are the cuckers and he is the cuckee.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >IESLB

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he used it incorrectly

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            How's that an ESL?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEKAROO!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AIIIIIEEEEE, I MUST ABANDON SHIP BUT THERE IS NOWHERE I CAN RUN
      >N-SAMA, I KNOW YOU ARE BUSY WITH YOUR FEMALES, BUT PLEASE SAVE MEEEEEEE!!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        K, b, c.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Time to abandon shi- .. ACK--!!
        >gets mogged by a spear

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          But you already have the template for a perfect Grievous fight......

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        C, u, n.

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Niko gay still going?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think so. The kaijugays have stopped crying.

  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the n selfinserters are still mad

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where does N,grievous,N (forma cornuda), and JOBveous in the CHADth CHADttle tier list

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NBROS
      WHERE'S OUR LINGUSITIC SUPERIORITY NOW???????

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      N and Grievous are mid tier, KEK-N and KWABvous are bottom tier.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pi tier
      >wha-
      Pi tier

  83. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WEAKlo

  84. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >STRONGlo

  85. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DEADlo

  86. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like someone with decent animation talent is doing the ACTUAL Akuma match.

    ?si=h9N6zQMwNdmgJ4X1

  87. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically dedicates hours of his life spamming his projected cuck fetish towards a fictional cartoon character on a battleboarder thread because it was agreed said character beats the cartoon character he likes in a fight
    >samegays to make himself feel better about it
    >has the gall to call anyone else mad
    This is what watching someone lose looks like.

  88. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BABYlo

  89. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SUPREMElo

  90. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reagan Ridley, CEO of Cognito Inc.
    >J, legendary Agent of the Men in Black.
    >The world we know is but a carefully crafted illusion, designed to hide the secrets that would tear the fabric of society from the public eye.
    >And these two are the ones the deep state calls to keep the smoke and mirrors working.
    >He's wiz and I'm broomstick!
    >And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win a Death Battle!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thoughts on this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eggsy kicks the frick out of Agent J, but J has more bullshit gadgets.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer K vs Galahad

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like Eggsy rapes J here. J isn't really a fighter, he bullshits his way through problems.

        I prefer K vs Galahad

        This. K vs Galahad is way better. Galahad has the fighting skill and whatnot, but K is extremely experienced with MiB gadget bullshit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not too familiar with eggsy but I think this is a stomp in his favor.
        MiB gadgets are crazy, specifically taking the animated series into account, most guns the MiB have are able to completely explode humanoid aliens into soup, and both in the movies and the TV show they have shoot down targets from kilometers away, and J has consistently been able to dodge said lasers. Things like the freezing guns, instant clones, and obviously the Neuralyzer could end the fight immediately, but Eggsy is physically superior, has better training, and J is the type of guy that fricks around and finds out.

        Before J has any chances to use his good stuff he will take a few hits first, and that's all it takes for him to lose.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Couldn’t J just do what he did against Boris and take said hits before rewinding time and knowing what his gimmick is?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            How does a dead man rewind time? Eggsy is the type of guy to kill you without asking questions. I mean he mercilessly tricked and poisoned the, at the time, current head of the Kingsman Foundation without hesitation when he realized he had turned.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just because J likes to frick around doesn’t mean that he’s going to leave himself wide open to get merked you know. Any ACTUAL life threatening attacks that he may be faced with get hard countered by the time rewind, since he’d effectively just gain full knowledge of his opponents moveset and can very easily avoid the shots that’re fired or strikes and go in for a killing blow himself. If the issue of the fight is “J is likely to frick himself over before he can use his instakill weaponry”, then the rewind just erases that disadvantage all together. Hell, he could also just pull a Ben Vs Hal and go to the start of the fight.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                To my knowledge Eggsy still has some wild technology on hand such as the bulletproof multi-use umbrella, hidden blades in his leather shoes, and a smart-watch that can "hack anything with a microchip" and shoot out laser beams. He likely doesn't carry anything as crazy as the shit J has on hand with him regularly, but I do think it still makes the fight insanely close.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I took that into consideration, both against Eggsy and Reagan. The problem is that his time travel "thing" is extremely situational, because it requires him to fall for a while to get the device to function.

            And with Boris he first took the hits before rewinding and doing it right, if he ends up dying I don't think he will be able to pull the same trick (unless he sets the thing up so his falling body travels back in time, but that still needs the fight to take place in a high place)

            Just because J likes to frick around doesn’t mean that he’s going to leave himself wide open to get merked you know. Any ACTUAL life threatening attacks that he may be faced with get hard countered by the time rewind, since he’d effectively just gain full knowledge of his opponents moveset and can very easily avoid the shots that’re fired or strikes and go in for a killing blow himself. If the issue of the fight is “J is likely to frick himself over before he can use his instakill weaponry”, then the rewind just erases that disadvantage all together. Hell, he could also just pull a Ben Vs Hal and go to the start of the fight.

            While I agree with your point I think this is a case of "this character has wincons but his opponent has a more reliable way to win." If it weren't for the need to charge the time travel thing with a fall I could see J winning this 70/100 times.
            Still even without it a lucky shot with the Neuralyzer is a sure win because that thing can make people believe anything, even completely irrational shit.

            How does a dead man rewind time? Eggsy is the type of guy to kill you without asking questions. I mean he mercilessly tricked and poisoned the, at the time, current head of the Kingsman Foundation without hesitation when he realized he had turned.

            I can see a extremely niche case of a dead J rewinding time, not something to argue would win him the fight again and again but still an interesting possibility.
            I am not too familiar with Eggsy as a character but for what I have read about him he can hack most of J's gadgets (I don't know if he could hack the most otherworldly things though...)

            To my knowledge Eggsy still has some wild technology on hand such as the bulletproof multi-use umbrella, hidden blades in his leather shoes, and a smart-watch that can "hack anything with a microchip" and shoot out laser beams. He likely doesn't carry anything as crazy as the shit J has on hand with him regularly, but I do think it still makes the fight insanely close.

            Yeah, I think Eggsy wins at the end but it wouldn't be a huge stomp.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. In the end, I still believe it's the best for either regardless of who wins.

  91. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >KaijuCHADS out of NOWHERE

  92. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FORCEDgan,from SHITside FOTM

  93. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    After watching all of Murder Drones.
    I hereby declare that my hero,yes,my hero,General Grievous from the star wars franchise. would lose against the Character Serial Designation N.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where is the animation
        When does the GIF move
        WHEN
        WHEN

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >.gif
        Extremely ominous.

  94. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GIF
    >Doens't move
    MurderBros...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon.. he''s slowly getting closer. Look out.

  95. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can all the robots in the thread please just shut the frick up and frick already?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Robot orgy
      I’m listening.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick does V fight with an ass like that?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speed, power, determination.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her cheeks distract her adversaries.

  96. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mass Replying b***h
    Gentlemen...

  97. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >P*rn
    >On my family friendly thread
    Gentlemen...

  98. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What viable match ups does N have anyways? Is it all just MD and Ultrakill?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grievous

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would be nice to see IMP get butchered. Their own creator never gives them any good, competent adversaries in the show. She thinks her gay Demon characters are precious babies who should escape unscathed from any situation and always win.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          We were denied the Solver utterly annihilating that homosexual owl Stolas, FRICK.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So far for N we have discussed
      >Bladewolf vs N
      >Grievous vs N
      >V1 vs N / or V1 vs V

  99. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Right? This is supposed to be a Death Battle Fan Forum. What's with all these matchups that don't actually suck ass???

  100. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would they get outside help for this? (From Cthulhu and Giygas respectively). And if they do, who actually wins?

  101. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can all the robots in the thread please just shut the frick up and frick already?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. My QUEEN Jenny only fricks Rock Men.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        When the frick are they gonna do this match up, it's been ages and nothing's happened.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          One day, probably. They seem to be coming around on toon matches. Dexter vs Jimmy didn't win the vote, but Tim vs Wile did.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Dexter vs Jimmy
            >Jenny vs Robotboy
            >Scooby vs Courage

            Actual toon matches that people have been begging to see since the start of Death Battle over a decade ago.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think the reception of Scooby vs Courage and Tom vs Wile winning might open the door for more or at least regular toon matches. Dexter vs Jimmy and Jenny Robotboy would be nice. I'd like to see Daffy vs Donald and Pete vs Bluto, too.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't forget about Peak.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its funny just how hard Mordo and Rigs stomp. You have to basically remove their entire kit for Finn and Jake to stand a chance and even then the two are pretty damn strong on their own.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah to my knowledge even base Mordo and Rigs consistently have better destructive power and durability showings. Not to mention as much of they are deliquents and as many arguments as they have, they've still shown to be a great team and quite strategic when the situation calls for it. To the point where they've been able to casually outsmart and manhandle millenial old gods.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2 punks working dead end jobs at a park have much better feats than actual fantasy heroes
                Adventurebros... our response?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Let's be fair, Mordecai and Rigby were literally made part of a group intended to save the universe from someone who 'actually' has a universe busting feat

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mordecai and Rigby have better feats than Kratos
                K-Kratos bros...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kratos when the gods send 2 dead end talking animals to gap him:

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ik it's weird because I remember seeing a Top 10 Death Battle matches I wanna see list on YouTube or something, this match was the one of those matches, and the creator of the video basically did all the research for them within the video. And he said Jenny wins because of Better AP and Dura even if Robotboy is a little faster. He also did pretty much all the necessary research in that video for Spawn Vs Ghost Rider iirc, which somehow still hasn't happened.

          So like wtf.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jenny VS Uzi is more entertaining. Both for banter and more to talk about than just raw stats

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I'd be down for this, Jenny vs Robotboy is requested a lot but they're too similar for me to think it'd be a really entertaining fight, this could be more interesting to see in animation.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't Jenny's projectile weapons get hard-countered by Uzi's Solver?
          Jenny is pretty much a flying brick. Is she fast enough to hit Uzi before some reality - matter hacks bullshit hits her?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's what makes the fight more interesting to talk about combined with how they'd both approach stuff. Like if some of Jenny's arsenal could overwhelm the solver shield or not and if Uzi could potentially hack her as Jenny has been susceptible to mind control before. There's also the other solver powers

            Yeah to my knowledge even base Mordo and Rigs consistently have better destructive power and durability showings. Not to mention as much of they are deliquents and as many arguments as they have, they've still shown to be a great team and quite strategic when the situation calls for it. To the point where they've been able to casually outsmart and manhandle millenial old gods.

            Yeah true. If they ever did do it they'd probably have to limit em in some way. If you give em Book of Park Records or The Power they could literally end the match immediately.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll be honest, I like Jenny vs Robotboy more. The actual rivalry involved, they're probably relatively evenly matched in terms of stats, the Pinocchio themes.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That matchup works too but its more straightforward and the animation wouldn't be as fun in terms of character interaction to me. That and Robotboy is especially niche compared to Murder Drones when it comes to normies.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              They've done matches before where they take one more popular character/series to highlight another less popular character/series (Sasuke vs Hiei for example). So Jenny vs Robotboy could be another case of that happening.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jenny and Robotboy is also a crossover with a considerable fandom history, if you search their names you get a lot more than just Death Battle thumbnails

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah so it highlights Robotboy to normies while additionally having a higher chance of getting more views/money with the people who actually recognize and love the idea itself.

  102. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are they finally going to have our boy Arthur on the show?

  103. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Child vs Adult MUs:

  104. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread died.

  105. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's Wesker for?

  106. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Older brothers who joined evil organizations for the sake of their younger brothers (Sasuke and Hart), hunting down rare sources of power with a partner given to them from said organization. Both also have glowing eyes with unique abilities (sharingan/genjutsu and galaxy eyes) and similar motives, and are both known for an epic theme that plays whenever they're on screen. Also both have rivals from rivaling factions with opposite moral codes (Kakashi and Yuma). They're both represented by flight-based animals (Raven and Dragon). Both of them also aided the heroes as undead beings in a final battle to preserve humanity (Itachi served as an edo tensei in the war against Madara and Kite's Spirit supported Yuma in his final duel against Don Thousand).

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