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What relevant Dragon Ball characters are there that have NO viable match ups?
Tie-
>"relevant"
Oh.
K, b, c.
With cosmology scaling in play, Dragon Ball's strongest don't really have any fair match ups at the moment. Feels like it is either stat stomp or stat stomped.
Thematically, we still have lots of options:
Goku: Sonic, Sailor Moon, Saint Seiya, Composite Ryu, Artoria, GT Goku
Vegeta: Zod, Wonder Woman, God Venom
Gohan: Mark, Superboy, Archie Tails
Broly: Asura, Doomsday
>Artoria
Who? What? And Beerus should fight Asura, not Broly. Gods of Destruction and all that.
Saber from fate
Weird fight given that Goku mops the floor with her, but whatever
Artoria Pendragon, she's a weirdly popular match up with Goku. I blame that SethTheProgrammer video.
Nah even before that I've seen Arturia vs Goku thrown around since she's the face of the VN medium.
But why? She's primarily known as a street level fighter with one maybe mountain level death beam. She'd probably lose to a Saibaman.
Genuinely have no idea
Because people that wank Fate wank it hardcore. They rely heavily on interpretation of events like Gae Bolge and the Tsubame Gaesh and even higher examples.
Biggest wank is CCC Manga that claims BB is Eight Dimensional.
>wank is when statements are as clear as day
Dimensionshit is still wank
Name a better tiering system
anything that doesn't try to make a generic powerlevel for all of fiction
“Infinite is Infinite”
"Yes but Flash can always steal Sonic's infinite speed to be even more infinite"
Fricking Murder Drones has better planetary feats than any of the Fate series
It's hilarious because it's true.
Saber is at most small country. That most of many Superman would actually beat her up. Even Capeshit beat Fraudversal
>Seththepedophile
>Arguing about underage girls
I'm not surprised.
She's legal
https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Artoria_Pendragon_(Saber)
>She stopped aging at 15 years old, back when she pulled Caliburn from the stone.[3]
That was legal back then.
>WHAT IN TARNATION??!! J-san, you're saying you want to test out some new JCJenson SOFTWARE on me and UZI!!?! T-the software you're installing on Uzi will make her give off POWERFUL pheromones and BIMBOIFY her whole body!!??! But that would mean...she'd become a living SEX BEACON!!!!!!! Every MAN, WOMAN and CHILD within a 300 mile radius would immediately go FERAL and try to violently MATE with HER....p-probably even CANNIBALIZE her!!??! And the software you're installing on ME is a potent PSYCHEDELIC that will not only leave me extremely VULNERABLE, but will cause time to FOLD IN on itself!!???! T-the test you'll be conducting...*gulp* is what would happen if I WATCHED her be TORN to SHREDS as I experienced TOTAL EGO DEATH??!??? The LUST would warp into AGONY while the PAIN went beyond any PLEASURE!!!!! Every FACET of me as a DRONE would SHATTER within SECONDS....!!!! I'd cry until my throat BLED OIL without even knowing WHY as she BEGGED to be EVISCERATED!!!!!!! Y-you think my synapses would fire into OVERDRIVE, not unlike when the brain is MOMENTS AWAY from DEATH, as my psyche PLUMMETED into a fifth-dimensional HELLSCAPE of my own DESIGN.......TRAPPED and BETRAYED in my own MIND, yet ironically DETACHED from my sense of SELF!!!!!?! And eventually, my SANITY would CRUMBLE as my mind REGRESSED to before I could ever PERCEIVE ANYTHING in a desperate bid of SURVIVAL!!??? After it was all said and done, I'd likely be a VEGETABLE!!?! I-if that's the case....you'd ENSURE that I was kept ALIVE by being fed the leftover OIL of UZI's MURDER ORGY!!??!! And there's absolutely NO SCIENTIFIC MERIT to doing this WHATSOEVER??!?! You're just BORED!!?!???!!!...................YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO IT TO ME, J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Canon
Accurate
Nsissies and Chudvious?
Tien victims
canon
>They're still seething over KINGKINGKING
Krillin lost.
Where's the "Tien lost" this time, eh?
>KEKrillin is still spamming his NTR fantasy he's failing to force upon the thread and samegayging because his fellow cuck-in-arms General KEKvous jobbed to N.
He can't stop losing, and he's put too much effort in to stop now.
>TienTARD is pretending he didn't ADMIT his hero lost
Are the tienbros the most moronic SCHOLARS ?
Tienbros why are we so fricking BRAINDEAD?
And he'll probably lose again because Antithesis is busted
>CHADlin out of nowhere
N-CHADS...tientards are not the sort that would do any good if you allied with them.
>Hey, do you drones ever have to go into “Sleep Mode”?
>I can always keep an eye on you guys while you’re “recharging” you know. Wouldn’t want anyone to, sneak up on you now…
>Oh, what’s in this hard drive? Don’t worry about it. Just something to help you guys get a better nights sleep. Now, go ahead and show me your USB port…
>Tienb***h didn't even make his "I was merely pretending" cope post before he FLED
JOBJOBJOBgays deserve NO respect.
>W-WHAT IS THIS? NOOOOO, I, GENERAL GRIEVOUS, CAN'T POSSIBLY LOSE TO THESE GUNGANS. I-I-I am the most FEARED Jedi hunter in the GALAXY!!! Yet these... technologically inferior.. space-asiatics are BEATING my CYBORG ASS and making me KNEEL AND GROVEL at their very FEET???!! N-sama!! PLEASE!!! I know we had our differences, and you THOROUGHLY beat the SHIT out me after I had my army of Droids spam KEK SHIT about you!! In truth I was just JEALOUS and ANGRY over your success with females!! P-Please!! I will never defy you again my LORD!!! PLEASE SAVE ME N-SAMA!!! I'LL CHANGE MY JOBBING WAYS!!! AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
fricking kek
A kek was had. JOBBERvous is done.
K, b, c.
leh mao
BTFO
Already a good thread.
TOP KEK
IT'S OVER GREVIOUSgayS
>grievousgay wakes up and immediately starts coping
this post broke him, KWAB!
Grievous solos the troony Drones
>SHITien drops his facade of being sane the moment he gets even the slightest chance to try and frick an unconscious girl
>Tienb***h is known to be the one who started the KEKlin copypasta's and is thus practically guaranteed to be projecting his NTR fetish
You should never have doubted him, for now it's been made clear who the WEAKEST human really is.
Hey guys what's going on in this threa-
>Nsissies and Chudvious?
>Tien victims
>TieBlack person tries to barge in while CHAD Designation N and the GENERAL settle their score
Get back to the bench while the rest of the SCHOLARS make you irrelevant.
My hero will NEVER lose as long as he slips his opponent some sleeping pills before the fight starts!
Why does does Tien RAPE girls?
Don't be so insensitive, it's the only way HEROien can get off, everyone has their own tastes, who are we to judge them?
Would that mean Tien tried to do it with one of the drones and failed miserably?
>TienRAPIST tried to RAPE a drone
>she ate his arm
>Grievous WON
...The biggest Jobber competition, and jobbed again when anons agreed N mops the ground with him.
True.
Jobberbros... why cant our General stop jobbing...
Post the list of characters that humiliate Grievous...
Grievous finds a way to be humiliated by every character in fiction. I can't think of a bigger jobber.
Here's an interesting matchup that popped into my head:
Dan (Dan Vs.) vs. Everett True (The Outbursts of Everett True)
Everett True stomps Dan, not even a contest, he is the incarnation of Nemesis
Everett's a powerhouse up front but he's been shown jobbing to the likes of Mrs. True.
Dan meanwhile almost never backs down when someone approaches with aggression, has surprising resilience, and is incredibly crafty. There have been times when he's been convinced to let a beef go, though, and there have been times where he fumbles the bag.
In my mind it all depends on how long the fight goes on for, and whether or not Everett goes for the throat immediately.
Mrs. True is his wife, he's not going to use his considerable powers on his wife, Dan is just another tomb stone in his graveyard of foes
Ongoing Grievous VS N autism aside, Murder Drones does have some interesting matchups. Uzi VS Jenny works as pretty fun alternative to Jenny VS Robotboy
They'll probably do a fight of them vs that other internet cartoon, the one with the demons
We already got that from someone else https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-5gpW4sgHE
Yeah, but, as an official episode, there was a Jason vs Micheal but we still got it as an episode
There's not much IMP really has to do shit against the MDs. The only matchup they might win is Stolas VS A Solver Host and that's mostly due to Stolas no selling anything that isn't heavenly. Granted Stolas probably isn't dealing with true solver either.
Since it's relevant, lets talk about this matchup. How does Stolas do against a Solver host like Uzi or Doll?
First, Solver host as they are normally with their standard abilities. Then, with the Solver itself in control. How does he fare?
Its hard to say because Stolas isn't much of a conventional fighter so how he'd do against both Solver possessed and regular is probably the same. Either solver hax works and he gets btfo pretty easily (medusa stare probably isn't working on the drones), or he just has Aku style defense where he just shrugs off anything that isn't heaven/light associated.
Remember Stolas got completely btfo by a relative normie who had his hands on some heaven juiced but otherwise mundane stuff.
If Stolas got his ass handed to him by something that basic I doubt he'd be able to shrug off Solver hax.
Depends how you define basic. It was literally just "gun, knife, and rope but form heaven"
If I recall correctly from one of the Helluva Boss episodes, my memory is fuzzy because I refuse to watch that show anymore, Stolas has to manifest a physical body when coming to Earth from Hell. That's what gets shown when he possesses one of the agents and pops out of them at least. If Stolas IS able to be physically manipulated and have his matter interacted with by the Solver, his "can only die to angelic weapons" requirement goes out of the window. His material form gets destroyed and he gets sent back to Hell. Yeah, he won't die, but there's still nothing he can really do and his material form gets destroyed.
Open to suggestions for how else it could possibly go, though.
Stolas is fricked. Nothing he deals with can do ANYTHING against Solver.
I don't think it can kill the Owl guy, per se. But if his body is completely destroyed, he's down for the count and out of the picture for the foreseeable future till he can heal. That's the best you can gather from viv's lore.
How does Stolas' immunity work in universe? Is he completely invulnerable to anything non-angelic? If that's a trait the Goetias have why would they not be ruling Hell if no other Demon can harm them? Presumably they must be vulnerable to strong enough non-angelic entities otherwise they would be on top of the hierarchy, not in the middle under Lucifer and the sins.
We have absolutely no clue. Vivziepop's writing and worldbuilding is dogshit, so they likely never considered that. Demons constantly consider eachother threats in Hell, so high ranking demons can't ONLY be killed by angelic weaponry right? According to Hazbin, Alastor is a mere Overlord and was rampaging through Hell enough to be feared. The holy weapon bullshit doesn't make a lot of sense if ypu consider that would make the higher up demons untouchable to eachother.
Alastor's powers thus far make him look like bargain-bin Alucard (Hellsing). If even that. Vivzie doesn't know shit about video games or anime so probably a coincidence.
Stolas is a pussy. At best he can teleport/outrun bullets, but he was caught by a two-bit Cowboy mercenary who is comically incompetent.
He canonically can't do any Goetia magic shit without his grimoire, which he rarely has. The guy who ranks way higher on Hell's hierarchy, Asmodeus, can get blackmailed by some lowly Imp mob boss, and can't do anything about it. The "powerscaling" in Helluva Boss, if you want to call it that, barely exists and is not consistent.
Yes but only because said cowboy was outfitted with weapons that are anathema to him. We don't know to what degree he can handle other kinds of weaponry. Though given how many normies try to gun for him with lower grade shit its probably not impossible.
Viv’s writing is so shit it’s difficult to figure out how the power levels in her setting work, impressive, not even the worst shonen or comic book has ever been this inept.
>Imps gets destroyed by the Drones
>Stolas shows up
>Uzi possessed by the Absolute Solver is about to fricking rape him
>FIGHT ENDS
WE WERE BLUEBALLED. I WANTED TO SEE THE OWL GET BODIED.
It WILL happen eventually, even though I'd rather see the drones fight opponents that aren't completely pathetic.
And then we get Stolas vs Uzi as a Death Battle that picks up where the animation left off because MORØ works for Death Battle
While a proper Death Battle where the Helluva Boss characters ACTUALLY die to the Murder Drones character would be pretty funny, I don't think they wpuld ever do it. One of the animators for Death Battle already made a fight animation between the two, but it was heavily toned back so the demons didn't get demolished and killed as not to piss off Helluva Boss fans.
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Jenny kinda stomps. She has that Santa feat
Wasn't that with a one time amp?
Kinda? Her mom installed a Kringle Chip but it’s never stated to be removed. It was sort of one those episodes that make fun of filling in for Santa by having everything but the end not be shown
Considering it boost never comes up again I'd call that more of a one off or at best a christmas only boost
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HARD DRIVES GOT REJECTED THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO INFECT THE FEMALE DRONES WITH A VIRUS MADE SPECIFICALLY TO KNOCK THEM OUT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Kek I remember when this happened just before he jobbed to Nappa
(reposting here to keep the discussion open)
I took that into consideration, both against Eggsy and Reagan. The problem is that his time travel "thing" is extremely situational, because it needs him to fall for a while to get the device to charge.
And with Boris he first took the hits before rewinding and doing it right, if he ends up dying I don't think he will be able to pull the same trick (unless he sets the thing up so his falling body travels back in time, but that still needs the fight to take place in a high place)
While I agree with your point I think this is a case of "this character has wincons but his opponent has a more reliable way to win." If it weren't for the need to charge the time travel thing with a fall I could see J winning this 70/100 times.
Still even without it a lucky shot with the Neuralyzer is a sure win because that thing can make people believe anything, even completely irrational shit.
I can see a extremely niche case of a dead J rewinding time, not something to argue would win him the fight again and again but still an interesting possibility.
I am not too familiar with Eggsy as a character but for what I have read about him he can hack most of J's gadgets (I don't know if he could hack the most otherworldly things though...)
Yeah, I think Eggsy wins at the end but it wouldn't be a huge stomp.
What's your thoughts on K vs Galahad
>because it needs him to fall for a while to get the device to charge.
True, but that becomes less of an issue when you consider J’s tendency to climb to a higher vantage point in majority of his fights, whether that be due to chasing down his opponents or to give himself the advantage. I will agree that the conditions for it are slightly too specific to be fully considered in a normal fight though. However, I really don’t think that J is going to lose simply because he’s ducking about and gets domed in the head, mainly because that same dicking about is how he usually wins his fights, even AGAINST people who don’t give two shits and will gladly kill him on the spot. In fact, he typically uses his playful nature to lure his opponents in, so it could very well help him in the fight, but even beyond that, the weaponry he’s typically carrying around is just too much for Eggsy to handle. Assuming that J is all around faster in terms of combat and reaction speed, out-quickdrawing Eggsy or just frying his brain in close range are extremely valid wincons, and they’re not even something that gets fricked over by his tendency to be an ass. Basically, unless he’s just actively trying to die, J should be able to outgun and overwhelm his opponent, and if push comes to shove then running away is actually somewhat of a wincon.
>However, I really don’t think that J is going to lose simply because he’s ducking about and gets domed in the head
I agree, People tend to forget about this but J is a fit dude, way above average. He gets fricked up by a lot of aliens and most of the times he can shrug off the injuries, his first time firing the noisy cricket send him flying through a car and he was fine after that in the first episode of the TV show he gets smashed head first against concrete and walks away with just a headache and this is consistent with his feats in the movies because the first season not only makes clear the movies are canon (as actual movies in the universe of the show) but that scene is directly taken from MiB 1.
He was able to chase a superhuman alien, and almost capture it, and consistently reacts to lasers (most of these instances are from the show but in MiB 3 he also dodges lasers)
>even beyond that, the weaponry he’s typically carrying around is just too much for Eggsy to handle
Also agree. Even the handguns the MiB have are able to turn aliens into soup, I don't think a human would fare any better, and some of these have been able to take down moving targets from kilometers away (a little less than that in MiB 2, the longest shots are in the show, taking down UFOs, but still is somewhat consistent as J and K didn't really struggle to shoot down the lady alien who's name I don't even remember)
A single body shot even with Noisy cricket would end the fight.
I wish I knew more about Eggsy to compare the two of them better, I think he still is physically superior to J and the hacking thing depending on how it works could win him the fight but I can't say for sure. Still it would be a Kino episode (and that makes me seethe because it's objectively better than Reagan Vs J)
I think Eggsy easily manhandles J if J lets him get close, Eggsy is by far the superior combatant in both training, technique and likely physicals with the shit he routinely does.
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Weskerbros, does our HERO have no one he can fight...
He can fight King Bradley, the kidnapped orphans enhanced by questionable injections that killed all the other kids to become a superhuman leader of humankind at the behest of a figure seeking to become god
I'd be down to see this fight.
The speed duel would be sick, with them zooming all over the place
>Kusoge as hell Tag game vs troony game with Smash bros player migration
I think Cross tag was fricking Mugen tier in terms of jank but holy frick filtered much
Cross Tag was kinda bad, man
Notes on the latest podcast (almost):
>I kind of like this one, it seems interesting
>Sam arguing for Poppy, research member Jacob "Jukem" Waller for Tinkaton
>Sam's opening statement is "Yordles scale to each other", can dodge Jinx's rockets which was calced to about 0.7c, can level mountains, some jokes with Chad saying he could level a mountain with a shovel if you gave him enough time
>Jukem's opening statement is JRPG mechanics, can steal things, can scale to other adult pokemon including Tyranitar which can cause earthquakes
>Jukem says Tink can scale to light speed because of dodging Pokemon moves, including Solar Beam, Sam asks if these light attacks are real or "Star Wars light"
>Jukem says Zygarde has a feat where its cells fly around the planet to converge with the main Zygarde body, and Tink should be stronger
>Sam says Poppy has greater strength because she herself can reshape the environment instead of scaling to others, has the experience edge since she's at least 1000 years old, Jukem's response is "natural intelligence and skill"
>Jukem leaning heavily on Tink disarming Poppy of her armor and weapons
>Hello Fresh still giving out breakfast for life
>Jukem relying on JRPG mechanics, Tink has abilities that cause flinching/stun, steal items, stat alterations, ignore passive effects, cause status effects
>Sam says that Knock-Off can't remove another Tink's hammer so it shouldn't be able to remove Poppy's, some discussion about Pokemon game mechanics in regards to weapons and LoL loadouts
>Jukem is inferring a cloud calc based on a TCG card art, scales Tink to a Gardevoir black hole which he claims is planet level or "at worst multi-continental" despite Oak surviving the black hole
>Jukem has no response to/argument against the statement "Pokemon can only have 4 moves"
>Ben and Chad are swayed by the argument Tink can steal Poppy's stuff
>Tink wins in a sweep 4-0
>Youtube comments seem to say that Poppy was undersold in terms of abilities
>Yordles scale to each other
Reasonable, not that they have too much to scale though
>can dodge Jinx's rockets which was calced to about 0.7c, can level mountains
Mmmm ok... Weird but I can see it...
>can scale to other adult pokemon including Tyranitar which can cause earthquakes
>Tink can scale to light speed because of dodging Pokemon moves, including Solar Beam
>Zygarde has a feat where its cells fly around the planet to converge with the main Zygarde body, and Tink should be stronger
HOLY MOTHER OF WANK! WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS!?
>Poppy has greater strength because she herself can reshape the environment instead of scaling to others
How!? Her ult doesn't really reshape anything, and LoR doesn't give her any notable visual feats, she fights a big monster in one comic but I don't remember if she reshaped the environment or even shattered the earth beneath her.
>has the experience edge since she's at least 1000 years old
Yeah
>natural intelligence and skill
The frick does this mean?
>Tink disarming Poppy of her armor and weapons
Actual good argument
>Tink has abilities that cause flinching/stun, steal items, stat alterations, ignore passive effects, cause status effects
Another good argument even limited to 4 moves you can build a Tink able to debuff disarm, and attack.
>Knock-Off can't remove another Tink's hammer so it shouldn't be able to remove Poppy's
moronic argument
>scales Tink to a Gardevoir black hole which he claims is planet level or "at worst multi-continental"
Holy frick this is reaching Kratos levels of wanking
>no response to/argument against the statement "Pokemon can only have 4 moves"
No need to, just pick 4 moves that work for this MU
>Ben and Chad are swayed by the argument Tink can steal Poppy's stuff
>Tink wins in a sweep 4-0
Ok that is a bit too much, I do agree Tink wins though.
>Youtube comments seem to say that Poppy was undersold in terms of abilities
More than undersold they didn't play on her strengths, lore wise you could argue Tink could struggle to even see poppy as she is a spiritual being, maybe even wank yordles as a whole as inmortal or scale her to Vex who was able to spread black mist into 3 continents using her magics. not to mention demacian scaling like Jarvan creating huge boulders by just stomping, keeping up with the ruination army keeping up with Vayne who defeated ruined Shyvanna an actual dragon lady that fights other enormous beats (you could even enter extreme wank Territory and scale shyvanna to the elder drake who is at least 14 kilometers tall according to some lore nerds, and by chain scaling putting poppy close to multi continental with some mental gymnastics)
is inferring a cloud calc based on a TCG card art,
oh boy
MTG and YGO will be eating good
>Summons nothing but Dogs and crows the entire time
> "Oh I wonder what this summon does"
>Accidently summons the shikigami equivalent of the demon king of the sixth heaven
>Who really wants to kill you
I honestly wanna see the first guy who ever summonded raga, because that's a horror story in itself
I like seeing this image posted and seeing normies react to it on other boards, what a fricking bait image man
>Less than an attosecond
>His most famous rogue that isn't a Reverse Flash is a dude with a freezing gun
My favourite's the guy who throws boomerangs good.
At least post the full meme.
OUTERVERSALstroke...
None Infinite speed Deathstroke. Outerversal brickwall
>Taskmaster victim
Just another average day for KINGstroke.
Itachi Uchiha vs Kaitō/Kite Tenjo (Naruto vs Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL)
>Older brothers who joined evil organizations for the sake of their younger brothers (Sasuke and Hart), hunting down rare sources of power with a partner given to them from said organization. Both also have glowing eyes with unique abilities (sharingan/genjutsu and galaxy eyes) and similar motives, and are both known for an epic theme that plays whenever they're on screen. Also both have rivals from rivaling factions with opposite moral codes (Kakashi and Yuma). They're both represented by flight-based animals (Raven and Dragon). Both of them also aided the heroes as undead beings in a final battle to preserve humanity (Itachi served as an edo tensei in the war against Madara and Kite's Spirit supported Yuma in his final duel against Don Thousand).
I prefer Itachi to kill this black troon from Critical Role.
Itachi gets raped. lmao
ZEXAL is on a different tier compared to other YGO
Who is bro for?
For Big azzy
Eh......
There we go.
Az is for Juggie.
>azraFRAUD
>no Ram-Man
Fake tier list.
He probably didn't know Ram-Man exists.
I'd only throw him at Knuckles if he actually had a chance to win. I'm fricking tired of Archie wank.
>Trunks fan
>He thinks the JUGGERNAUT would lose to Knuckles
Azrael is for Enkidu.
I fricking love Santa Claus bros
Good Vs Evil fight between immortal supernatural beings that are often seen wearing red with white hair and are most active at night. These characters were created during the 1800s but their general concept long predates them (Santa is based on other winter gift givers like Odin and the concept of vampires has been around for centuries) and they take a lot of inspiration from real historical figures (St. Nicolas and Vlad the Impaler). The iconic tropes of these archetypes would not be solidified until the release of an iconic piece of literature (‘Twas the Night Before Christmas and Bram Stoker’s Dracula). These laid the groundwork for all appearances the character has made from that point on, playing roles in books, plays, movies, television, animations, advertising, and more, leading composites of them to being ridiculously powerful. Both are also now commonly associated with iconic holidays (Santa as the figurehead of Christmas and Dracula, but more so vampires in general, being associated with Halloween).
>Father vs Groomer
If you know, you know.
>Turtles scaling for Future Raphael who can survive attacks from IDW Armaggon, who can destroy the multiverse and devour the timestream
Does it beat universal Ninjago?
Nobody actually cares about the MU, it’s just suggested to shit on RWBY
>it’s just suggested to shit on RWBY
Given it's recent quality and DB's favoritism towards it, is that so bad?
>Country Level
>not even town level
*saved your season.
>Saved
>Has less views than Goku vs Superman 3 despite being the season finale
No one cares about that ape.
>N-N-No
KWAB! Your match up was so BORING it led to all the threads talking about Goku vs Superman again, you lost KEKlactusgay.
"You're welcome for saving your season, monkey."
BEYOND OUR SCOPE
ON THE PRECIPICE OF THE UNKNOWN
AT THE VERGE OF THE ABYSS
IN THE END OF MADNESS
AND ALL CONSUMING WISH
"SethTheProgrammer, The Bane of the VS Community's Existence."
"LowTierGod, YouTube's Embodied Sin of Wrath."
"The Unstoppable Force shall meet The Immovable Object tonight as 2 of the most toxic and even illegal geeks in YouTube History will square it out in a fight to the bitter end."
"He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick."
"And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win.....A Death Battle!"
Finally someone to get Seth a run for his money when it comes to racism.
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Put all my money on LTG.
Kevin clears.
Who is The Tiger King for?
Joe Higashi, of course.
Or Fahkumram from Tekken.
Shang Tsung could work as a kind of 'final boss of the first game turned second in command for the sequel' rather than going for the 'same martial arts' stuff.
Honestly Shang needs a new episode. He's such a great villain (by fighting game standarts)
Could be fun. Especially if you focus less on Titan/Genie forms.
They're almost the exact same person, so yeah.
If we're not counting higher forms, I'd assume Shang wins due to having more fighting experience.
Shang has way more base abilities too.
Probably, I haven't checked everything MK to see if it's true.
Ultronbros, our time is NOW!
https://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2023/12/death-battle-predictions-ultron-vs.html?m=1
>pic is worst version of ultron
...it's already over...
All the others were too high of megabytes.
Are they ever going to bring back TF2 or Overwatch?
>TF2
Maybe for Medic vs Richtofen, Demoman vs Scotsman from Samurai Jack, or Spy vs Spy.
>Overwatch
God willing, never.
Eh, OW has a lot of good MU’s me thinks, and most of them come from Apex Legends, which is kinda funny. If it does ever get back on the show I at least want it to be something cool like Sigma Vs Horizon or Wraith Vs Tracer. NTA btw.
Genji vs Yoshimitsu (OW vs Tekken)
>Both are video-game sword-wielding tech-based ninjas, who are highly ranked in their respective clans which also act as Japanese criminal organizations. (Genji is the son of the head of the Shimada Clan which was involved in arms-trading, drug distribution, and assassination; Yoshimitsu is the head of the Manji Clan which steals money from rich so that they may give to the poor), wielding swords with supernatural capabilities. (Genji’s sword allows him to conjure and control green ethereal dragons; Yoshimitsu’s sword is a cursed blade that retains power through killing evil-doers).
Both are characters from combat-oriented video-games with a large roster of characters from completely different backgrounds and origins, making them the main ‘ninja’ archetype in their respective games.
Both of their lives were once saved by a European-born doctor, who also plays an important part in the story, which whom they have a close relationship with and regularly assist. (Dr. Bosconovitch and Mercy).
One of their main goals is to take down an evil organization (which is also the main overarching antagonistic faction) hell-bent on goals that jeopardize the state of global society. (Talon, they want to ignite international conflict to ‘strengthen’ society; Mishima Zaibatsu, they pursue world domination).
Despite their intimidating appearances, they operate within a code of honor and follow their own ideals and philosophy, which they strongly believe in. They are kind people deep down inside, who only wish to do good for the world.
Look, anon. You don’t need a giant wall of themes to sell me on an MU between two cyborg ninjas. You could’ve just posted the thumbnail and I would’ve backed it.
Aight. But it was just to hammer it in that it's really the best match for both. Plus Tekken needs more rep in DB.
Actually, I think OW and Tekken have the same amount of reps, and I think they’re both equal in terms of W/L. Genji Vs Yoshimitsu could honestly be a really good tie breaker AND bring back both series onto the show. I dig it.
Maki Zenin maybe?
>Maki Zenin maybe?
Eh, I think Maki has this tbh.
Honestly I don’t really see it. Maki and Hanzo both have the whole “forsaken by their clan and actively getting hunted by them after merking their own siblings” thing going on, and seeing the dragons clash with Maki’s cursed tools would be cool. What does Dorothea have?
Who is Hanzo for?
Add Sakura, make it a Useless Pink b***hes battle royale.
Sakura's already got a husband who doesn't see her because he's spending all his time with a little boy, and her best male friend is stuck in another dimension in a coma. She doesn't need this bullying. She's also stuck in a manga drawn by a pedo who keeps whoring up her daughter, Sarada (Ikemoto).
>stuck in a manga drawn by a pedo
Twice over. Naruto and Boruto.
REMAINING FINALE TIER MUS
>Bowser vs Eggman
>Bugs vs Mickey
>Luffy vs Naruto
>Ghost Rider vs Spawn
>Yugi Moto vs Ash Ketchum
>Joker vs Giorno
>Kira vs Adachi
>Jimmy vs Dexter
>Mordecai and Rigby vs Finn and Jake
>Megamind vs Gru
>Bowser vs Eggman
Actually a fight. Stupid scale magic vs Crazy Tech
>Bugs vs Mickey
Bugs
>Luffy vs Naruto
No idea
>Ghost Rider vs Spawn
No idea
>Yugi Moto vs Ash Ketchum
Okay how are we setting this up? Is this JUST Yugi Moto or is there Atem there also? Cause if Atem is there he can mind crush someone. Even without Atem, Yugi Moto wins almost every game he sets eyes on an Ash is rather a looser.
>Joker vs Giorno
Giorno and it isn't even worth making an episode.
>Kira vs Adachi
Don't know
>Jimmy vs Dexter
Dexter. His stuff actually works.
>Mordecai and Rigby vs Finn and Jake
Decent match up.
>Megamind vs Gru
Decent match up.
Yugi loses in a fist fight. Ash is built different.
> Cause if Atem is there he can mind crush someone
Ash has some crazy mind resistance feats. And if he doesn't, Pikachu is there to snap him out of it.
>Pikachu also gets crushed
boom
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>Ash was tanking Kyogre level thunderbolts
i don't know if that would help him. it's one thing to try to rewire something and another to put it under a hydraulic press. but i suppose it depends on one's standards
>Not having Mordecai and Rigby stomping
Samus vs Master Chief, billed as a Haloid re-take with the actual John Halo instead of a lesbo OC.
We're getting episode 200 next season. What will it be, you think?
We know the big ones, GvS3 and Galactus v Unicron are out of the question. Are they obnoxious enough to give us Wiz vs Boomstick?
Can't be Wiz vs Boomstick because the season finale is supposed to be Grinch vs Jack. So it might be Maka vs Ruby.
Speedy vs Otto
Otto shoots him.
(Most Confident) Bowser vs Eggman > Samus vs Master Chief > Ruby vs Maka
The "lesbo OC" is actually from Dead or Alive.
While Deathbattle has produced some great tracks, I think I prefer when they used official songs from the series they featured.
Mario VS Sonic 3
Wix vs. Boomstick, and it comes with the announcement that it's the last Death Battle season, because Rooster Teeth was killed by Zaslav. After that, the final 3 episodes will be Kira vs. Adachi, Kratos(Tales of Symphonia) vs. Asura, and the finale, all contestant Battle Royale, using all the operating budget on a massive insane animation.
So, you prefer Death Battle's own tracks or when they use offical tracks from the franchsies that they used?
DB's own tracks, that way they can adapt the music to better fit with the flow of the battle. Using music from the series they cover can be nice but it's better to keep things as neutral as possible.
This is still the best RE matchup.
Jill destroys Aya
>he's STILL desperately samegayging to get over NChad anyway possible because he's upset that Grevious jobs to Gungans, which guarantees that he'll absolutely job to N
Buck broken. Completely buck broken.
Who is he even going to fight? Baymax?
No because Baymax is for
Ash and Pikachu are for Kiyomaro and Gash.
Wrong, Ash is for Frank West.
Better TN.
Ash and Pikachu are for tomorrow's trash.
God Emperor vs Quincy Emperor
Mustache Man is for Emperor Vitiate.
>an SCP atom is outerversal
DCgays, Marvelsissies...KNEEL
SCPisses?
N and Grevious victims
K, b, c.
Is there any point to SCP now when everyone is just cramming their powerscaling bullshit into it?
No, SCP went full moron years ago. RPC is way better imo
When they lose to DC, the meltdown will be incredible.
The only good thing about doomsday vs 682 (if it ever happens that is) will be the autistic scream of thousands of SCPgays when doomsday wins
They would literally have to ignore 99% of SCP canon, and would still have to use DC's strongest against some mid tier SCP. That's the only way you could justify a DC win at this point. Maxwank SCP is closer to Suggsverse than DC is to SCP.
The problem with what you just said is that besides biased, hyperbolic bullshit, there is no way to fit what SCP is all about into their format. You have zero footage of the relevant "canon" and the only alternative is a 2 hour snoozefest in the form of the Great Wall of China equivalent of text
What they should've done for Doomy from the start.
They also got Ultron vs Brainiac with their new amps, they did Lex vs Dr. Doom, Mr. Mxyzptlk vs basically anyone who's OP.
Man why do Superman villains get the coolest DBs and Batman villains barely get used at all lol?
were slade, joker, and harley really our only batman villains throughout the entire series?
Seems like it.
Can't wait to see the threads be full of Morbius shitposting when this match up happens.
>Morbius MORBS all over Death Battle
The track will be called
"Man or Morb?"
You forgot Bane but no one cares about Bane vs Venom.
The frick kind of themes do these 2 even have in common?
>venom
>Tom Hardy
>big guys
>dark reflections of the hero
It's a meh match-up, but that's where the theming came from I imagine.
hell I don't think tom hardy even counted as a connection at the time. he was announced in may 2017, 2 months after venom vs bane was released
They were both the dark inversions of their heroes introduced in the 90s, black and white color schemes, bigger than the heroes, the whole Venom is Bane's drug, but it was kind of a pointless match. If Spider-man is too much for Batman physically, the even stronger version is going to be too much for the guy who is just a bit stronger than Batman. The only thing Bane could use was leverage Venom's weaknesses, but neither is a part of his standard gear. If anything Batman was the better match, he has ultrasonics and thermite in his utility belt on the regular.
>just a bit stronger than Batman
He can punch the Batmobile into a wreckage anon. That's not 'just a bit'
Venom
lmao true I forgot this ep even happened (give venom an actually good ep for once pls)
Does Deathstroke even count as a Batman villain?
A good chunk of Batman villains are just...people. No powers at all. Joker, Harley, Harvey, Cobblepot, Ed Nigma, they're just people who use gadgets and normal weaponry.
Penguin vs Vulture would go hard. But silver age Penguin, with the crazy trick umbrellas, not whatever the frick the current interpretation is supposed to be.
>Man why do Superman villains get the coolest DBs and Batman villains barely get used at all lol?
Maybe because most Batman villains are just gangsters but they have a neat gadget to tie into the theme (sometimes not even that).
There's Owlman vs the Everything Everywhere All At Once villain apparently
Hey, what's wrong with a good gazebo?
There was never a point to SCP lol
SCP was fun when it was just about spooky monsters being contained by some impossibly influential secret society.
>Well the rock contains trillions of parallel instances of this universe
They're talking about the rock Krillin threw at Goku btw
Marvel and DC are already Boundless.
>Marvel
True
>DC
LMAOOOOOOOOO
LMAOOOOOOOOO
True
LMAOOOOOOOOO
>Marvel
LMAOOOOOOOOO
>DC
LMAOOOOOOOOO
And DC scales roughly around Marvel's level.
>dimensionwank
>says words
>doesn't elaborate
Lol
>he thinks dimensioncrap is worth elaborating upon
lol!
>still nothing
lol
>he says
>when all he did was post dimensionwank and expect it to be acknowledged
KWAB!
I always forget that Goku is 5’9 and Vegeta is 5’5 despite how buff and strong they are. Comic heroes dwarf them
Bruh even MJ towers over manletjita.
No wonder he's so angry all the time
No wonder he lost against Thor, such a manlet would never even hurt a tall Nordic God
Bejita vs Thor was the DB representation of Asian vs European.
but Saiyans aren't Asian
They're monkeys and I mean even scientifically (if you're say an atheist or whatever) humans were smaller back then as a species but we evolved past it.
>inb4 "muh coding" cope
Goku is based on a Chinese god, I think we can give him that much ethnic leeway
I would be able to believe it if his Super Saiyan forms didn't turn him into a blonde haired blue eyed man.
Do you think Toriyama made them like that because he worships whites, Pablo?
Well, he did make Goku into a Superman expy in Z...
Funimation did. It was Super that turned Bardock into Jor-El. Superman is israeli
You're thinking of Spider-Man.
No, I'm thinking about Superman. The one with a Hebrew name
Yuck. Kinda wish Goku won now.
True
>we wuz aliens and shit
Saiyans are black coded
Is that why Bejita is always angry and Goku is a dumbass?
Why did Toriyama make Vegeta so short anyways, I remember he was even shorter before his height was accidentally increased.
Contrast with Goku
Wasn't it because Planet Vegeta had more gravity than earth?
Toriyama is obsessed with 'short and tall' duos.
>Krillin and Yamcha
>Tien and Chiaotzu
>Vegeta and Nappa
>Babidi and Dabura
>He only got over this by the time of Dragon Ball Super
What a strange writing habit.
Which he replaced by a sudden love of fat chicks.
Toriyama is a Home Alone fan confirmed.
I mean the YYH version of Bejita is only 5'3 so go figure you know.
Funny how Yusuke and Hiei are both equally 2 inches shorter than Goku and Bejita.
Toriyama likes to have unassuming characters be super powerful.
It's why Frieza goes from a copyright free xenomorph to a naked guy with a tail.
Or Buu turns out to be a fatass after all the built up from Shin. And his final form is a skinny child.
Or why the ruler of everything is a child with a handegg for a head.
Nappa is a giant of man and is utterly destroying all the characters you love, but if he's scared shitless of the midget troll doll then imagine how strong that guy must be.
Don't forget they're 137 and 123 pounds respectively
Small ahh mfs.
>BOUNDLESSnder
>BeJOBBER
Ah yes the Uncle Grandpa victim.
>JOBcle JOBpa
even Goku and Superman can beat that fraud
>Marvel
LMAOOOOOOOOO
>DC
True
>Marvel
True
>DC
True
>sHARTcp
>sPISSc
>Uraume, a fricking femboy, survived 200% Hollow Purple
Hollow Purple? More like, Hola pussy! Lmao
that has got to be the shittiest looking rebar reinforced concrete i ever seen in a manga
Gojosistas
Why did they rig it?
It is a conspiracy
Speedy have a Bill cipher body pillow
CHADlactus still solos the Dragon Ball verse so it's okay if he got less views
Zeno solos.
Zeno? Galactus victim
That'd be cool and everything, if we didn't have a comment from Marvel's Hercules saying Galactus was chased off Earth before by Godzilla.
Is that schizo still seething about the big lizard?
>Over a decade of hype and a season finale
>Still does worse than a third Goku vs Superman battle
What protags would be immune to the One Ring’s corruption either due to their power or moral compass?
I guess any above planetary would find it pretty useless
Would anyone with a pure heart be enough?
Gohan and Goten would be immune. Goku, I don’t know. Adult Goku is hardly pure of heart
If he's pure enough to still be able to use the Spirit Bomb than I'd say he counts.
Is he pure enough to fly on Nimbus still? Or did Toriyama Memory-Launch Nimbus too?
He uses it a few times in Super so yeah.
Can Gohan still ride it?
He was capable of riding it as late as the Buu Saga, and nothing past it suggests that there's any reason for him to no longer be considered pure of heart, so I'm pretty sure he can still use the Nimbus if he wants to.
Pretty sure Gohan rode it to school.
And if Goku could still use it by Super, I'm sure Gohan still can.
Fricked up thing is, some video games make Goku Black have a pure heart too.
Big Bird.
Kermit.
Anyone stronger than Sauron. So anyone big dog level
Okay, but that was a very good dog
"Woof!"
Literally nobody given enough time, that's the entire point
Frodo failed in the end, and that is despite him putting up an utterly heroic resistance far longer than anyone could have imagined
>Arthasb***h is crying
>Only the big name SCPs have a chance of appearing in Death Battle
>All the Suggsverse tier garbage is never going to get in due to being too obscure
>Galactusgay is still crying
"Poor little one."
>cuckonder
>Dragon Ball out of NOWHERE
Comicsissies are mindbroken
>proven right twice by the posts below
Ik no one cares about that shit
Share your most autistic Match ups or pieces of Wank with me anon!
>vsbw babblers are in the halls
G.
"YOU SHOULD FIND GOD NOW!!!!"
>SHITye
>jobs to israelites
>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BLACKED CEOS I KNEEL
He has to.
They're his massas.
Kanyebros, our hero isn't REDPILLED anymore...
With PLASMA! and Morbius Memes, I kinda feel bad for anyone who actually liked comic Morbius.
Reminder that DC "gods" are trash when compared to Marvel's heralds.
Jesus if he's losing to Silver Jobber, he's gonna get eaten alive by the time he has to fight Warlock.
Don't forget that Darkseid was an ant to Galactus.
>Galactus upscales DC's Cosmology
Lol. So what Strange vs Fate and Thor vs WW are just wrong now? Because Strange mindhaxxed Galactus once and Thor can kill Galactus with the God Blast.
Beyond vs 2099 was apparently wrong too.
http://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2017/11/death-battle-predictions-batman-beyond.html?m=1
>So what Strange vs Fate and Thor vs WW are just wrong now?
Always been.
Strange's magic has always been Deus Ex Machina that make Fate's spells look like parlor tricks, and the Godblast is on-par with the Odin Force itself.
Fate also apparently needs the reader's help in some comics while Strange had spells that could kill or at least harm the reader.
Strange vs Fate had Dr Strange at solar system level, obviously it was wrong
>solar system level
Jesus. I forgot how bad at research they used to. And how biased they are.
Wait...Strange never destroyws a planet, and neither did Fate. What's with this dogshit gaslightning.
Recreating your own infinite multiverse is usually seen as way better than typical planet busting. You're thinking of DragonFodder.
>Recreating your own infinite multiverse
When did he do that?
Some Greg Land book. Also this shit.
What Greg Land book. I did not ask for a cropped image where context is omitted, I asked for the comic.
What context is omitted? And this one.
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Doctor-Strange-2023/Issue-7?id=219173
That's not even from the same comic as the scan crop you posted.
I didn't say it was lol. And that isn't Greg Land art either.
Neither is the comic you posted, it's just an alternate cover by Gregg Land.
You do not know shit about what you're talking about, do you? You've never read this comic.
If I never read the comic, then why the frick do I have the scan, homosexual?
do you think he's stupid or something man
Are you blowing your own wiener? Because you're a clown.
>no argument
This is not from either of the comics you previously cited.
Are you moronic?
Post the full thing with context
Right now
>Figurative language
>No actual feats
Like always.
so where's the infinite multiverse recreation
Strange doesn't even gotta destroy a planet to handle Dr. Fraud.
Wotan would beat Strange if Strange doesn't prep.
That's a correct assessment thoughever
Non canon. Sorry, mousefrens!
Inferiority complexes are so sad to see.
Everything is canon
This.
Bruh Superman is Walter White level
I guess Fodderman and Weaku both job to diseases kwab
>IESLB
How is speaking more languages than your hick-ass a problem?
Bruh......
With your limited vocabulary I'm not even sure you'd qualify as monolingual. You're too moronic to talk shit about other people.
homie I am not him.
Then don't rely for him.
>IESLB
>further IESLB
>further insane english second language babbling
Should use 'more', it'll confuse the ESLs if you start flinging around your five dollar words like 'further'
It will confuse anyone, because he's so far up his own ass with these abbreviations. This hick can't even write in his native tongue.
Yeah I gave up trying to learn the secret language of the /dbs/ thread tourists.
You should've at least spent the time learning your own language then. Fricking redneck...
>lashes out at basically a third party in their argument with someone else
KWAB
>KWAB
Is this supposed to be English? The Confederate States lost. It's over. You don't get to gloat.
>deflecting
KWAB, again!
>KWAB
Put down the moonshine and stop fat fingering the keyboard Jabba.
>projection
>projection
Holy shit, you could type out a full word. Maybe even without the help of Google's spell-check.
Now listen to me, Cletus, take down the Confederate flag from your wall and put it in the trash. Then apply for an elementary school re-enrollment so that you can learn how to write. When you're done with that, then you'll be welcomed back. But as for now, we don't want you here. You drag down the IQ average of the thread by 10 points.
it's some shitter trying and failing to use slang ripped straight out of Cinemaphile formerly /asp/
>Non canon.
It's an official publication endorsed by both Marvel and DC.
DB is fan fic.
>It's an official publication endorsed by both Marvel and DC.
Yeah, we call those "elseworlds." Try reading a comic instead of a wiki sometime, Mouseketeer!
>Yeah, we call those "elseworlds."
Uh-huh. And normal people refer to it as "it happened, deal with it."
Who are they for bros?
>Season Finale was literally won by Marvel
>Still feels the need to obsess over DC
>Mexico out of NOWHERE
Wonder why we'll probably be getting this over something like Spidey vs KR Ichigo?
Probably, which sucks because Spidey vs KR1 is better
my hot take is that I don't think peter needs to return for a few reasons.
1) his episode was pretty good, it holds up very well compared to most of s1 (I'd even say it aged better than gvs1)
2) there are other spider-man characters who deserve an episode like noir and ben reilly. and if we're talking returning characters, miguel 1000% deserves another match over peter considering how mid beyond vs 2099 was.
3) most of peter's matchups are lame, they have lackluster connections at best, and he gets stomped in basically all of them. bats was his best one and if anything, they should do arkham bats vs insomniac spidey or have a movie spider-man br
there's also adam west batman vs toei spider-man but again if they want to stick to peter, the 2 I mentioned above are good enough
We need a Kamen Rider match in general, it's been a decade and we still haven't gotten one.
Cap vs Ichigo probably gained more popularity because people wanted Steve to have a better episode.
Yeah.
Then throw him against Bane so they both get an episode that doesn't suck, or Noble Six if you want someone new
>The most popular vs debate of all time comes down to israelites vs Chinx
Will they ever have the balls to do this?
Hopefully soon
>CHADon CHAD out of nowhere
Kek, marvelsissies really ARE mindbroken.
Black people be like:
"Goku? My hero!"
>racism out of nowhere
>CHADcism
>CHADgon CHAD
Remain here.
What the frick is wrong with ya'll?
Why are you all so perfect?
What the hell?????
>The CHADfederate States out of NOWHERE
Kek it's funny how obsessed the JOBkees are with them.
Notes on the latest podcast:
>Josh arguing for Silver Surfer, Swan for Galvatron
>Josh's opening argument is "Power Cosmic"
>Galactus vs Unicron was started 2 years ago
>Swan's opening statement is mostly backstory, Galvatron "becomes more powerful as he fights stronger people", and Japanese G1
>Swan talks about JG1 continuity, that JG1 Galvatron is actually American Galvatron who hops universes
>Josh says SS is near impossible to kill, can regenerate from nothing, can be intangible and absorb energy, can regain the PC instantly even if taken as he's connected to it
>General agreement that as long as SS is connected to Galactus he can't die
>Swan claims Galva is immortal as long as Unicron is alive, has access to the dark version of the Matrix of Leadership and can control death as a concept and kill you with a touch, brings up gold Megs and says Galva is stronger than multiverse merger gold Megs by matching the Optimus that beat gold Megs
>Ben calls the JG1 gold Megs story "crazy"
>Josh says Galva couldn't touch SS since he's too fast, fast enough to time travel and outspeed the destruction of the universe and crashed into the big bang and restarted it, Swan's response is "if I drop a match into my gas tank that doesn't make me car level"
>Josh says SS's speed is "incalculable"
>Swan says the Matrix can kill conceptual beings like Unicron, the dark Matrix should be able to do the same, brings up Mainframe calculating pi for speed, some toy descriptions claiming infinite speed
>Ben asks if the Matrix has ever been used against non-Cybertronians and if the Darkness can be used against SS, Swan brings up the Darkness being used against non-robots
>Josh says SS has beaten Galactus and Mephisto, can cause machines to stop running, Swan tries to say Transformers aren't strictly machines
>Swan jokes (?) that "I do think Pikachu beats Judeo-Christian God" and "Yahweh was originally the Israelite god of storms so there is a connection here"
>SS sweeps 4-0
>Yahweh
Hehe.
>JG1 is American Galvatron
Okay, so he knew a considerable amount of G1 lore but somehow didn't apply squat to Megs vs Frieza?
>says Galva is stronger than multiverse merger gold Megs by matching the Optimus that beat gold Megs
Swank trying to wank the bronze medal of Unicron's heralds by scaling to golden Megatron, who isn't even Galvatron. Bring out the actual MegaChad instead you coward.
but Golden Megatron is Galvatron in Generation Selects and not in a Megatron is Galvatron way, the one to become Golden Megatron was Galvatron from the cartoon after dying in Headmasters
>Cinemaphile out of NOWHERE
Wolfie lost.
that doesn't make sense
>The Yankee is still obsessing over the Confederate States
Why are they so MINDBROKEN by this flag?
>Mindbroken
Why would I be? It's not my team that lost.
>Hasn't existed for literal centuries
>Still causes seething to this day
Holy FUARK...
Now that Godzilla is a novemdecillion times stronger than Dragonball, who can he fight?
>Godzilla would BTFO of Prime Earth Superman.
It's over...
>COPEzilla
>StrangeSissies get uppity
>Try to argue their Hero wins against DR CHAD
>Ends up exposed as a fraud and humiliated
Lmao, friendly reminder Dr Strange is the biggest Jobber of These threads
Wong is posting itt trying to hype his boy up.
K, b, c.
But that enough about Saber from the Fate Series
>IESLB
>ESL out of nowhere
Be patient with him, he only understands one language.
>but that enough
>mexiSHIT inferiority complex
Say it with me:
I hate wankers
>Hard Carried Aegon's conquest throughout the seven kingdoms
>Survived whatever the frick was going in in old valyria
>lived 40 years afterwards to die peacefully of old age in his sleep
Balerion vs Smaug for DB
>ring NLF has arrived
Do NOT click on this.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Outerversal sized solar system, please understand.
>ESLb***h is still mad
Español segunda lengua y inglés la tercera
>y inglés
EELbro.....
Ok but I don't remember what to use when the other word starts with an i now. Forgive me
"e"
Frick, thread is over.
He's counting down to when Omegamon gapes Vegito
Damn, the clock must be infinite, then.
...on Bizarro world.
... on opposite day that cannot be countered.
...which means on Bizarro world it can be countered.
>trying to counter the opposite day that cannot be countered
You? Lost.
boom
>You? Lost.
...on opposite day meaning I won.
No, on NORMAL day. Unless you have evidence that our day is opposite day.
Today is not opposite day
Exactly.
...is what you'd say if today IS opposite day.
But that PROVES it isn't opposite day.
...is yet again what you would say if it IS opposite day, proving once again it is indeed opposite day.
But then YOUR statement would be reversed INTO a reversion, so you WOULF have to state that it IS opposite day.
No, I'm observing from another timeline where opposite day doesn't exist. Full stop.
... is what you would say if your timeline was actually Bizarro Time!!!
but the opposite day or the bizarro world aren't in our plane of reality
do they still work? if they did we wouldn't be able to post, right?
>Got so mad he brought out his sharty folder
This one was funny because it wasn't a quote
>mexico out of nowhere