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Any of Jenny’s MUs would be good enough for me.
Never forget this season's MVP
Galactus?
Goku and Superman?
damn, Gojo is talking to the mirror now?
Already debunked in the previous thread.
Gojo vs Makima wasn't wrong. Gojo is likely to resist Makima's control and he is more than capable of deleting all her minions.
Yup, Goku and Superman had to save Death Battle’s season, we’re lucky our HEROES came back a third time.
>SupermACK
>has to ride on godzilla's coat-tails
Only Goj worthy to kill Superman is Gojira.
>GokACK
Cole and Alex?
Honestly though most people have ZERO way to even get past Infinity.
This jobber can't even kill a femboy, absolutely pathetic character.
Discord? For having his fight rigged and still winning in everything but name?
>GojoTARD is seething
>gojosissy is still coping with his hero's humillaiting death
Gojo really died like a b***h. Sukuna probably had some fun with the corpse afterwards.
Talk shit
Get hit
... then Gojo realized he was "hitting" an afterimage, before hearing a characteristic "WAKU WAKU" behind him, accompanied by a high-pitched charging noise.
>WHAT IN TARNATION??!! J-san, you're saying you want to test out some new JCJenson SOFTWARE on me and UZI!!?! T-the software you're installing on Uzi will make her give off POWERFUL pheromones and BIMBOIFY her whole body!!??! But that would mean...she'd become a living SEX BEACON!!!!!!! Every MAN, WOMAN and CHILD within a 300 mile radius would immediately go FERAL and try to violently MATE with HER....p-probably even CANNIBALIZE her!!??! And the software you're installing on ME is a potent PSYCHEDELIC that will not only leave me extremely VULNERABLE, but will cause time to FOLD IN on itself!!???! T-the test you'll be conducting...*gulp* is what would happen if I WATCHED her be TORN to SHREDS as I experienced TOTAL EGO DEATH??!??? The LUST would warp into AGONY while the PAIN went beyond any PLEASURE!!!!! Every FACET of me as a DRONE would SHATTER within SECONDS....!!!! I'd cry until my throat BLED OIL without even knowing WHY as she BEGGED to be EVISCERATED!!!!!!! Y-you think my synapses would fire into OVERDRIVE, not unlike when the brain is MOMENTS AWAY from DEATH, as my psyche PLUMMETED into a fifth-dimensional HELLSCAPE of my own DESIGN.......TRAPPED and BETRAYED in my own MIND, yet ironically DETACHED from my sense of SELF!!!!!?! And eventually, my SANITY would CRUMBLE as my mind REGRESSED to before I could ever PERCEIVE ANYTHING in a desperate bid of SURVIVAL!!??? After it was all said and done, I'd likely be a VEGETABLE!!?! I-if that's the case....you'd ENSURE that I was kept ALIVE by being fed the leftover OIL of UZI's MURDER ORGY!!??!! And there's absolutely NO SCIENTIFIC MERIT to doing this WHATSOEVER??!?! You're just BORED!!?!???!!!...................YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO IT TO ME, J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Tienb***h is still projecting his NTR fetish onto other characters
Canon
kek'd and canon
kek'd and canon
Canon
After not debate gayging since 2019. Gojo just feels like the new Yhwach which everyone will realise is fodder in about 2 years
Anyways Leagto Blusummers solos
Gojo was already proven fodder in his own verse
I'd like Captain Marvel vs Miracleman, R-9 vs Vic Viper, and Captain N vs Bob from ReBoot. I'm not hopeful I'll see them next year, though.
>W-WHAT IS THIS? NOOOOO, I, GENERAL GRIEVOUS, CAN'T POSSIBLY LOSE TO THESE GUNGANS. I-I-I am the most FEARED Jedi hunter in the GALAXY!!! Yet these... technologically inferior.. space-asiatics are BEATING my CYBORG ASS and making me KNEEL AND GROVEL at their very FEET???!! N-sama!! PLEASE!!! I know we had our differences, and you THOROUGHLY beat the SHIT out me after I had my army of Droids spam KEKSHIT about you!! In truth I was just JEALOUS and ANGRY over your success with females!! P-Please!! I will never defy you again my LORD!!! PLEASE SAVE ME N-SAMA!!! I'LL CHANGE MY JOBBING WAYS!!! AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
N waves goodbye after mopping him up, b***hvous is still so assmad he's spamming his cuckshit.
real.
FLEEvous is FINISHED while N satisfies his harem.
>he's so mindbroken by it being agreed that N wins he's still samegayging his failed copypasta
CHAD Designation N can't stop winning.
K, b, c.
>BEST Drone N kicks the absolute shit out of Grievous, reducing him to a grovelling mess as he tries to run away
Pretty much how it would go down in-character, the fact that JOBBERvousgay needs to still spam his cuckoldry fetish and try to project it onto a bot 100x more chadly and competent than General JOBBER of the CIS is extremely telling.
GORILLA BROS OUR RESPONSE!?
I seriously never got why the gorilla was even considered
now tiger vs bear is a fight that actually makes sense
Big Bipedals.
Plus Lion vs Tiger is the more iconic MU
that's also a dumb one, largest tigers are twice the weight of a lion
for real though, gorillas don't really have good matchups because they're pretty bad at fighting for their weight class
Both gorillas and bears enjoy swings and barrels and tend to sit like humans.
Gorillas have good "stats" to someone who knows nothing about nature. They're surprisingly twice as strong as bears are for example and have the larger reach. It doesn't matter because they're lightweight easily harmed scared herbivores facing a heavy indestructible insane cannibal
the attitude thing doesn't matter near as much
what matters is that a grizzle is twice the size and has claws like fricking knives while also having a large protective fur and fat layer
Most bears aren't that insane, just that there's nothing a gorilla can do that'd even begin to hurt them
There's plenty other animals where the "insane" one loses outright, see elephant vs hippo, I've seen people try to argue in favor of the hippo on account of them being insanely aggressive
Gorilla vs Bear is the Goku vs Superman of animal fights.
The Gorilla would NEVER lose btw
Isn't the bear the Russian animal?
>He is S T I L L fricking going because he's that anally assmad about Grevious losing to the Gungans, and therefore losing to N
>On a Mongolian basket weaving forum.
BUCK. BROKEN. KWAB. This superior drone makes him seethe uncontrollably.
i've seen this fricking robot in these threads a good hundred times ever since the season ended and i still can't tell if it's a guy or a girl
He's a guy that all the girls (and some dudes) want to frick.
It's a girl
He's whatever you want him to be.
>reddit catchphrase
G.
Tron vs Neo
okay, exactly what the frick is Tron supposed to do here
Neo is pretty much a reality warper within any virtual world
>he didn't play tron 2.0
Ok, how about Tron vs Agent Smith. One program fights for the user, the other enslaves them.
what's stopping Smith from infecting Tron?
TRON developed a counter measure after he broke free of CLU's control.
that was a case of TRON being controlled by CLU
Smith doesn't do that, he just infects the code of a program turning it into a copy of himself
It's a completely different sort of ability, TRON wouldn't exist anymore
Hoping to see this or Gordon Freeman vs Isaac Clarke. We haven't had a proper fps character since season 1 if I remember correctly.
Actually kind of funny how the Espada are one of the few anime villain groups that didn't get slapped by powercreep. You throw most of the top tier Espada in the blood war, and they're killing most of the Sternritter save for the big guys like the royal guard
Grimmjow got buffed.
The US Eagle feats the USSR Bear.
>feats
ESLgle…
The Elephant is still the King of the Jungle.
Only cause mammals suck at being predators
See how much shit you talk against a predator your size
Not so fast!!!
If we're reaching to the past palaeoloxodon namadicus could probably HEEM a tyrannosaurus
would be a fun fight, though unfortunately, T-rex probably is smart enough to just attack them from behind and palaeoloxodon couldn't turn around fast enough to deal with that
I think the rex would probably go after cows and youths, only after a bull if it's young, injured, sick or all of the above. it's just not worth it to go after something twice as big as a triceratops head on
yes but in deathbattle scenarios we're making up an arbitrary reason for the strongest incarnations of both to go after each other
so the scenario here would likely be a bull in musth against a female T-rex protecting her nest
true, true. that thing on musth had to be the scariest thing on land at the time. i think it would win and the kill animation could possibly have it knocking the rex down and then trampling it or something
at the same time, T-rex had very powerful parental instincts so a female protecting her nest would absolutely be a terrifying creature too
I still think T-rex wins this one, by virtue of T-rex being literally designed to incapacitate large prey
as far as we know rexes didn't confront triceratops or anything this big face to face so virtually all of its predatory strategies won't be worth much in this situation. this thing outweighs a t-rex by 12 tons and has those big ass tusks in most reconstructions
Triceratops evolved it's large protective covering in large part due to pressures from T-rex though
and yes it outweighs T-rex and would win in an outright wrestling contest, but it's not likely to come to that
T-rex could and would just tear chunks out of palaeoloxodon 's flank and rear being significantly more agile due to bipedalism
I guess the deciding factor will be which one manages to inflict injury on the other side's leg first, both creatures are crippled by a severe leg wound (elephants need to keep 3 feet on the ground at all times and there's no reason to not assume palaeoloxodon wouldn't have the same gait being significantly larger) and both creatures are capable of inflicting them
palaeoloxodon 's tusks when swung with it's full force could break a T-rex's thigh bone and in turn T-rex's bite force is more than sufficient to crack even palaeoloxodon 's largest bones
both are also intelligent, palaeoloxodon might have more general intelligence but T-rex's specialized skills would be more appropriate, as it would be used to palaeoloxodon sized herbivores, while they in turn would not be used to T-rex sized predators
and as it turns out rexex most likely didn't confront them head on, or anything that size while the elephant is twice as big as a triceratops. personally, i don't see the rex teleporting behind the elephant and flicker-jabbing bites to the leg like muhammad ali while magically staying out of range and not getting bulldozed by two tusks the length of its tail backed by 20 tons of quadruped
T-rex would be using the terrain against palaeoloxodon unless we assume a completely flat plane
it's capable of changing direction much faster and as said before, T-rex was smart, smart enough to realize that they should not be getting anywhere close to those tusks
I'm not saying it's an easy fight though or it's a guaranteed fight, but if you took an average of 100 fights, I would see T-rex winning about 70% of them, which is enough to give them the win in a DB-like scenario
the elephant is so much bigger that's not going to be the case. same thing as grizzlies vs siberian tigers
an agile predator with a powerful bite taking out a larger herbivore is pretty common
see hyena vs wildebeest, latter is significantly heavier than the former and has powerful horns, but loses every time
you presented me a quadruped taking out a quadruped usually by ambush hunting. what you're telling me is that a terror bird could take out an auroch which i'm not so sure about if the auroch is twice as big and full of hormone driven tard rage
terror bird doesn't have a bite though, I mentioned hyena because it's strategy is comparable to a T-rex
terror birds killed with jabbing motions or grabbing something and shaking it, that absolutely would be useless against an auroch, but it's also not how T-rex would hunt
a nile crocodile and a hippo, then
even nile croc isn't comparable, T-rex had anywhere between 4x to 8x the bite force, per surface area, as a nile croc
it's teeth are also much more specialized around ripping and crushing
T-rex is also 9 tons vs Palaeoloxodon's 13, while Nile croc tops out at 1 ton max, vs hippo's 3 tons
Large nile crocs also have killed smaller hippos before
And if nile croc's bite was strong enough to shatter a hippo's leg bones then the matchup would change dramatically
Not him but a hippo weighs 1500 to 1800 kilograms
largest males have been measured at 2600kg, and the 1 ton for nile croc is also largest measured
if we're going with average weight it's between 250-700kg for the nile croc and 1500 to 1800 for the hippo which is still a significantly larger weight difference than between T-rex and Palaeoloxodon
well does the 1000 kg crocodile beat the 1800 kg hippo or not?
striking will not be ineffective against something that small if you know how to strike. and picking it up and slamming it down on a hard surface with your entire body weight behind it will do damage too. if you make a good enough show of aggression you can and will scare it
the 1000kg crocodile does not beat the 2600kg hippo because the latter weighs 2.5x as much and the former's bite force and jaw shape is not high enough to crush bone
however a 700kg nile croc does beat a 900kg african buffalo which is the comparison you're looking for
ambush tactics aren't the same as a head on fight. the comparison between croc and buffalo would also have to be 700 kg and 1700 kg respectively
anon a palaeoloxodon only weights 1.4x as much as a T-rex
so yes the comparison between a normal high-end buffalo and a normal high-end crocodile is the fair one
Also T-rex likely used ambush tactics, it's eyesight and sense of smell were ridiculous
the numbers given were 9,000 kg for rex and 22,000 kg for the elephant. and there's no "likely" about it if they were hunting triceratops, they did use ambush tactics. but we're talking about a direct confrontation with maybe 20 feet in between
palaeoloxodon 's more reasonable estimates put it at around 14,000kg
also direct confrontation still could easily start several hundred meters out, after all it's kind of unfair to rob T-rex off of one of it's greatest advantages: it's powerful senses, it's impossible after all for it to not have noticed the palaeoloxodon
and again, the nile croc comparison lacks the key point that nile croc's bite is not enough to cripple a hippo, but T-rex having drastically superior bite force and jaw shape would cripple even a 22,000kg palaeoloxodon in a single bite
then assume i'm unreasonable and i think 22,000 is king. and i'm not going to rig it in favor of the rex
in that case we're also going with upper range bite force and speed for T-rex
in which case it outruns palaeoloxodon, circles around and cripples in a single bite
Elephants are crap at turning around
if that's how you want to play it but that's when i stop engaging. since i'm not going with a "high end", i'm going with la la land of how big a given specimen must have been
>I get the high end estimates but you don’t
NTA but KWAB
not what i said. speedy rex estimates cripple the weight for example
speedy rex estimates are combined with high bite force estimates easily enough
so yes that means T-rex gets a bite force that would frick up palaeoloxodon 's spine through it's hide
then maybe. but i'm no dexgay so i wouldn't know
T-rex aint dexgay
it's STR + Speed
you're using that kind of strat
Again you are applying human logic to non human creatures. Punch a chimp as hard as you can and that will only enrage it, humans are extremely vulnerable, and if the chimp grabs your arm or leg is over for you. Yo won't be slamming a chimp without losing an eye or losing your biceps from a bite.
You have likely never had a real fight in your life.
That ball of shit would get bodied even by a slightly above average man, thanks for proving you have no real fighting experience. A chimp would absolutely massacre this fat frick
>Composite human would lose to "a slightly above average man"
LMAO. Thanks for playing, moron
chimpanzees have glorified slap fights and you think i'm getting my limbs broken and a bicep torn from my arm if i come into contact with one
How far would you get?
How much does the large dog weigh?
weight isn't "too" important if the dog is large, what matters more is type of breed and training
there's medium sized dog there, which can mean the local family's chillest golden retriever, or it can mean a military malinois
It's important because my strategy for fighting land based animals is to throw them.
>that goose gap
Brits fear the honker.
They're a mean bunch
Who the frick is saying they can't beat a rat?
Depends on what you mean by beat.
There's a reason people use traps or call exterminators to deal with rats.
Probably fatties who move maybe 100 feet their entire day. Rats are quick after all
Grizzly bear but not elephant. People have killed grizzlies and lions barehanded in recorded history
This is bullshit. Unarmed humans have no means to killing either a grizzly or a lion. A lions can literally break the spine of other lions with the striking force of their paw swipes.
They're literally a faster and more agile cat that can kill you in a hundred different ways.
Take it up with with related, ya low self esteem having cvck.
I'd tell you to climb into a lion enclosure at a zoo and prove your point, but that would be encouraging suicide.
It would also be artificial circumstances instead of a random encounter. A lion doesn't wanna mess with me, which is why it hasn't happened randomly. Lions fear me
Alright
>Rat
Just pick it up and fricking toss it
>House cat
See above
>Goose
Just pin it down
>Dog
Necklock, choke out
>Eagle
Grab the feet and hurl it to the ground
>Large dog
Punch it in the face repeatedly
>Chimpanzee
Technical skill. Pick up and smash it against a hard surface as fast as you can. They’re stronger than you but not THAT much stronger, only around 1.5 times. It’s a gap you can make up for with technique and knowing how to subdue someone
>King cobra
Just fricking step on it
>Kangaroo
Punch it and grab it
>Wolf
No weapons besides jaw, hold jaw shut
>Crocodile
Go from behind and try to strangle it
>Lion
No distance allowed for swipes, get as close as possible and choke it out
>Elephant
What is it going to do if I get on it’s face? The only weapons it has are those tusks and it’s sheer bulk. If I get into a position where those are negligible, I can force a stalemate at best
There’s all kinds of moves you can use on animals because unlike a proper fighter they don’t keep a proper guard up, meaning you can hit them with some really nasty shit. Eye gouges, strangling, biting, wrestling, just landing a good punch, etc.
That being said, it’s a testament to how dangerous gorillas and bears are that I cannot see myself defeating one under any circumstances.
>Technical skill. Pick up and smash it against a hard surface as fast as you can. They’re stronger than you but not THAT much stronger, only around 1.5 times. It’s a gap you can make up for with technique and knowing how to subdue someone
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You really underestimate how brutal people can be. You think I’m just going to stand there and let it hurt me? No, you gotta run into the jaws of death to hold them open.
It’s a massive risk but in this case you need to out-aggressive it
>You really underestimate how brutal people can be.
That's John Danaher, one of the best martial arts coaches in the world, and a 6th degree blackbelt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, telling you that telling you that not a single person can kill an adult male chimp bare-handed.
Don't argue.
>outsourcing your arguments
He has nada, zero experience fighting chimps
>Dude who knows a soft martial arts doesn't think about how to kill something
no fricking shit.
BJJ is a joke
>guy who's best martial art is laying down and spreading his legs doesn't see how spreading his legs can beat a chimp
Shocker
It's not impossible
See, this is what you need to do.
The reason animal attacks end in death is because people hesitate.
It’s less of a difference in body and more of mindset. No fear, just absolute aggression with no downtime or hesitation.
That’s what makes it impossible.
It's fricking 110 pounds don't tell me you can't pick it up and smash it down if you've ever been to the gym in your life
1. They're physically stronger than you.
2. Their bones are denser.
3. They're quicker and more agile.
4. They have a 1,300 PSI biting force.
You can't hurt them, but they crush your bones through your flesh by biting.
stronger than YOU
denser than YOURS
more so than YOU
literally irrelevant
They're 1.5 times stronger than the average person *pound for pound* but in absolute strength human men are stronger
>pick up a chimp
congratulations, the chimp now has taken hold of your arm and ripped it out of it's socket, it's also twisted off your balls and is eating your face
you do not get fricking close range with a chimp
Do you think chimps are 5 times stronger than humans, based on a 100 year old debunked study?
Chimp arms are designed around sustained strength, they're capable of exerting immense force with their hands and absolutely would wrench your arm out of your socket
meanwhile human arms are designed around explosive strength, and more specifically, around throwing things accurately and powerfully
you do not get in a fricking wrestling match with a chimp, you're a human, pick up a god damn rock and chuck that at the chimp hard enough to break it's skull
Yes which is why you use ranged weapons, like your ancestors intended you to do
if you get into a wrestling match with a chimp you lose, it's stronger than you and unlike you, has a terrifyingly powerful bite
a chimpanzee doesn't have the absolute strength of a human and does not tussle like a human martial artist either. so no sockets are getting brutalized. why didn't the chimp tear the baboon apart in
then? or are you weaker than a fricking baboon? they weigh 25 kilos
Or just punch the shit out of it.
still a gamble, it's reach is comparable to yours and if you fail to kill or daze it with a punch, it's now got hold of your arm and dislocated it
human arms are pretty vulnerable to getting ripped out of their sockets
humans are minmaxed for weapon use, this has several massive advantages (as evidenced by us being the most successful mammalian predator in earth's history) but it does mean compared to other apes we're not as good in a wrestling match
can you show me a chimpanzee ripping human arms out of their sockets and not the aftermath of a 20 minute attack? a human male is equipped to handle a chimpanzee, it's you who are weak because you prostrate before a lesser ape.
quit outsourcing your arguments. it weighs 110 pounds, so it's not going to shrug off anything you throw at it if you weigh 200 pounds or more and aren't a dumb ass couch potato
chimps fall out of trees from heights that would flat out kill a person and are fine
they're pretty good at tanking blunt force
it's often not the fall that kills you but how you land. we're not equipped to fall from great heights like they are but we're also not in a competition of surviving falls from great heights. if you kicked a chimpanzee in the chest and you're bigger than a woman it's getting knocked back no matter what
Today I learned I'm weaker than a house cat and a literal baby and shouldn't even bother trying to fight one
>quit outsourcing your arguments. it weighs 110 pounds, so it's not going to shrug off anything you throw at it if you weigh 200 pounds or more and aren't a dumb ass couch potato
Human punches do not cause injuries to a chimp. But they can partially crush your skull with a bite. What do you think a human fighter would do when half of his face is missing? He's going to lie in a pool of his own blood covering his face screaming for help.
John Danaher, one of the most experienced fighters in the world, is telling you: 1,000 times out of 1,000, any MMA fighter would die to a chimp.
The fact that you think you can take on a chimp means jack shit.
i'm not saying a punch will injure a chimp. and i don't give a shit what some BJJ rat says about anything
And how would a human win against a chimp barehanded? Because punching won't do shit, and you won't be using judo or any bullshit Martial arms against them either...
It's not a human. Its dense bone structure allows it to withstand any blow you could deliver. And that's assuming he doesn't hit you first.
This is what you do:
You pull it in as close as possible. As strong as it is, it can’t do shit without leverage
it would resort to biting while it otherwise wouldn't. i don't recommend it
That's why you treat it like a nunchuck and smash it into the pavement over and over. You're not thinking like a killer anon.
that's what everyone has been saying though, you don't fight a chimp hand to hand, you realize you're a human and use a weapon
then you realize you're a smart human and use a better weapon than a nunchuk, like a random rock or sharpened stick
No re-read anon. You treat THE CHIMP like a Nunchuck. You grab it by the leg and slam it.
Yes, you do. Because it can’t hurt you if you hurt it first.
What I’m saying is that you should do those things first. It’s gross but if you want to win you need to have absolutely no morality and do some heinous shit
>grievous literally works for the cis
>N opposes this
Murdertroons...
>troons troons troons!!!
Drones > Droids
BITCHvous... it's over... didn't Grievous get transitional surgery to get turned from a flesh organic into a clanker? Doesn't that make TROONvous a troony?
>our HERO of heterosexuality CHAD Designation N utterly mogs and slaughters General troony of the CIS
N KILLS troons???!!! Holy based...
All me
DifferentCHADS…
How could this much based truth be so concentrated? My knees.. they're bending on their own...
>grievous is a troon
>malding grievousgay projects his NTR fetish shit onto the superior bot out of cope
Oh my god.. it all makes sense.
>General TROONvous of the HRT
>picrel
N kills troons that are also jobbers. Truly our HERO.
>Grievous is OWNED by and INDEBTED IN SERVTITUDE to the CIS and a GALACTIC PEDOPHILE in a robe
SLAVEvousbros.. we can't recover from this one.
>General TROONvous of the HRT
>I'm never getting Kiritsugu vs Punisher
Nsissies and Chudvious?
Tien victims
…said JOBien before his arm got cut off by Nappa for trying to slip sleeping pills into women’s drinks again.
All big 2 comics are dogshit.
V vs V1
V1 is for MT Foxtrot
V1 is for MTF
Truth
Considering how much much that level "Trauma Loop" is kicking my ass- I have to go with whatever the protagonist of Ultra Kill is.
That said, by lore standard you become...a deity or some shit in Cruelty Squad.
If someone deleted Marvel and DC comics now, no one would care. Atleast not anyone that matters LOL.
Capeshit comics are dead.
Psaro is a better MU for Piccolo than Magus, prove me wrong.
Neither really stands a chance, especially after Super Hero. He's kind of in the same bracket as a few others, his most thematic match ups are ridiculous stomps one way or the other, so it's hard to book a good fight.
Wrong, Psaro obtained the power of Evolution which is exclusive only to the Goddess of DQ and the Goddess exists across all timelines.
OK and
>wins Death Battle
Hey guys I thought of something
>Be at least planet level (or powerful enough to damage the atmosphere)
>Breath in space
>1v1 Goku
>Destroy planet
>Goku Jobs to oxygen loss
G-gokubros...
ok but would he destroy the planet in-character?
>Has to act out of character to win
Do you even watch the shows of these characters, I saw someone else say the same thing with Anne.
Man it’s almost like those two posters are the same people or something. Crazy…
KO>>>>>>>>>> Your verse
Alright. Let's do it. The season's wrapped up and the year's about wrapped up. So let's get nominations for the 2023...strunties? Speedies? I want to expand them beyond "worst of" categories, so I propose calling them the Frederic Brown awards, after the writer of Arena, the first "who-would-win" story in sci-fi.
I need nominations for:
>Worst Death Battle episode this season
>Best Death Battle episode this season
>Best fight moment
>Worst fight moment
>Worst result
>Worst kill
>Best kill
>Worst music
>Best music
>Worst calc/stupidest bit of research
>Most wanted fight for the next season
>Least wanted fight for the next season
And something new this year, non-Death Battle categories.
>Best non-Death Battle show
>Best non-Death Battle fight
>Worst calc/stupidest bit of research
Absolutely nothing beats Chosen Undead vs Dragonborn in that regard because it's a stupid as frick calculation for BOTH SIDES
I'm going to amend my answer and agree with this anon, neither one of those guys should be universe level
This is a terrible take. What was alduin just gonna eat the universe over time for you or something?
As someone who doesn’t play Skyrim or Dark Souls I am kinda confused on what the issue with “Universal Chosen Undead/Dragonborn” is. If Aludin WAS that big of a threat and lighting the campfire or whatever DOES actively sustain the universe then what’s the problem?
Cause you can have both of those things and still be grounded in the gameplay. If it’s just a “gameplay no look like lore” thing then at that point it’s just personal belief as opposed to having an issue with incorrect information. I dunno, it just feels like a “this video game character can’t be that strong because they die to bullets in-game” kinda thing.
Probably because the lore also says they would die to bullets
You're the same kind of person who wants games like Dark Souls, Elder Scrolls, and God of War to be planet busting simulators.
No, I like all 3 games as they're depicted. Unlike certain powerscalers.
I notice you didn't respond to the two above you.
Skyrim and Dark Souls lore says that The Dragonborn and Chosen Undead would die to bullets? Can I see some passages or cutscenes or pages that state this? Also what’s funny is that in cases like these, the “lore” typically directly contradicts what people like you say.
Frickin’ inFamous lore blatantly says that The Beast face tanked and absorbed a nuke but people will still puff their chest out and say that he got killed by it.
Cutscenes go that the Dragonborn gets lethally hit by arrows or being stabbed. I wouldn't start calling Mercer Frey multiversal+
Frick off impatient ass
Sus did you forget the part where mercer was working for an actual God of rogues at some point?
There is no need to be upset
Okay, but doesn’t he fight Aludin at the end of the game when he’s at his strongest? Unless Aladdin is like a mid tier boss, getting hurt by lesser things when you haven’t even gone up against the thing you get your frickhuge scaling from doesn’t really make you any weaker.
That’s like saying every Dragon Quest hero is weak because in the first arc of the game before they fight the world to universe ending threat, they canonically get beaten by [insert designated character you’re supposed to lose to here]
It's just odd. Anybody who has looked into dark souls or elder scrolls scaling should find out that it's common knowledge that the verses are quite strong. Sure the calc for universe level undead is off but multiversal infinite speed dovhakin came off to me as a bit of downplay. Especially when dovha even in game was already fricking around with the deadric princes by Level 8. Thank God they didn't even mention the deadric princes it would've been a even bigger calc.
>downplay
What the frick are you talking about? He's like, mountain level tops.
Yes infinite speed and multiversal was downplay. Elder scrolls is one of the most strongest settings in fiction. But they only save the good wank for dc and marvel.
>most strongest
You could probably ask that anon that posted the survey for more data, but in any event
Death Battle episode this season
Misaka vs Killua
>>Best Death Battle episode this season
Courage vs Scooby
>>Best fight moment
Superman's World Forger punch
fight moment
Ice Cream guy dying
result
Jean vs Raven
kill
Bill vs Discord, couldn't tell who won
>>Best kill
Rick vs Doctor
music
Gojo vs Makima
>>Best music
Bill vs Discord
calc/stupidest bit of research
Dimitri being able to tank ICBMs
>>Most wanted fight for the next season
Adachi vs Kira
wanted fight for the next season
Sonic vs Touhou
>Best non-Death Battle show
TierZoo
>Best non-Death Battle fight
Sabertooth vs Raptor
>Worst Death Battle episode this season
Gojo Vs Makima, this feels like they just wanted to have something with JJK and CSM in the title...
>Best Death Battle episode this season
Scooby Vs Courage
>Best fight moment
"I'M AN ALL SEEING GOD!"- Bill Vs Discord
>Worst fight moment
Gojo using his Purple inside his domain when the story explicitly tells you that's impossible (no matter how much moronic Gojotards try to say otherwise)
>Worst result
Raven Vs phoenix
>Worst kill
Galactus Vs Unicorn
>Best kill
Misaka Vs Killua
>Worst music
Honestly I don't know, when I don't like a theme I just ignore it. Maybe "Not actual size" or "Who wears the crown" because I can't remember how these sound
>Best music
Fireborn
>Worst calc/stupidest bit of research
Any calc from Dragonborn Vs Chosen Undead, but the worst research was Makima Vs Gojo
>Most wanted fight for the next season
Kratos Vs Wonder Woman or Saint Seiya
>Least wanted fight for the next season
I don't really think I have a least expected match up... I guess any pokemon MU since I don't like those too much...
I don't actually know jack shit about Gojo so does the match up even make sense or is it a tenuous connection fight?
It's a fight based in crossover shipping between two popular flavor of the month anime, and that they look nice together. Someone might claim they have "contrasts", but in reality there's no real connection or real contrast between the characters and their roles in their respective series.
>Fight where the opponents have nothing in common is one of the worst fights this season
Yeah that tracks.
Hey, it’s me! I’m that someone. I guess I never did really explain the contrasts, but basically
>Makima is the exact opposite of Gojo and is basically exactly what he hates (puppeteer who’s pulling the strings from the background while being too much of a coward to get their own hands dirty)
>Gojo always cared about Yuji and treated Sukuna as an afterthought when it came to his growth. Makima didn’t even know that Denji existed and only cared about the Devil (Pochita) inside of him
I mean you can literally see the main contrast in how they handle Denji and Yuji. It’s right there. The entire relationship that they had with those possessed teens is the main focal point of their contrasting nature. I think the MU is moronic in general and from a connections standpoint, but you have to be crazy to say that they don’t have any contrasts.
>Worst episode
Guts vs Dimitri
>Best episode
Scooby vs Courage
>Best moment
Scooby Asura
>Worst moment
Rick being weirdly aggressive and Doctor calling him nihilistic for no reason
>Worst result
Bill vs Discord
>Worst kill
Galactus vs Unicron, it happened so anticlimactically that I thought Unicron would pull something else
>Best kill
Manhunter vs Surfer
>Worst music
No idea
>Best music
Manhunter vs Surfer or Doctor vs Rick
>Worst calc
11D Bill
>Most wanted fight
Gordon vs Isaac
>Least wanted fight
Light vs Columbo
Worst music was the bill discord one for me.
Death Battle episode this season
Discord vs Bill due to Speedy taint
>>Best Death Battle episode this season
Cole vs Alex, I liked the 2000s superhero flick vibe and general interaction of powers
>>Best fight moment
Cole draining Alex
fight moment
I disliked the general fight choreography of Makima vs Gojo, finding it the worst simply because it’s a lot of wasted potential
result
Raven vs Jean
kill
Surfer vs Manhunter was just unsatisfying with how they never really explained why the fight happened
>>Best kill
The Doctor vs Rick for it ultimately being the Doctor just manipulating events so that Rick’s attempt at destruction backfired which is a nice use of keeping a contestant in character
music
All Devouring. Barely understood it
>>Best music
Forever Terror Night
calc/stupidest bit of research
All the scaling in Guts vs Dimitri
>>Most wanted fight for the next season
Luffy vs Naruto
wanted fight for the next season
Kratos vs Asura
Who the frick even wanted Guts vs Dmitri?
For being characters with such insane kits the Gojo vs Makima one feel like a wasted potential for real.
I knew she was going to lose, no way they will make Gojo take a L but i lost it when they make her rush with a fricking katana.
oh well, praying for the Zenith animation to portray her character better.
>Worst Death Battle episode this season
Guts vs that fire emblem guy
>Best Death Battle episode this season
Bill vs Discord
>Best fight moment
cant decide, probably vader vs obito
>Worst fight moment
that cringe scene in guts vs that guy
>worst result
phoenix vs raven
>Worst kill
unicron
>best kill
killua
>worst music
whatever was playing in goku vs superman
>Best music
rick vs doctor
>Worst calc/stupidest bit of research
megatron in general, excluding that probably phoenix vs raven
>Worst episode
Raven vs Phoenix
>Best episode
Scooby vs Courage
>Best moment
Cole vs Alex CQC
>Worst moment
Killua just starting a fight with Misaka because he wanted to keep the coin for some reason
>Worst result
Raven vs Phoenix
>Worst kill
Unicron just dying out of nowhere
>Best kill
Cole using Bio-Leech -> Thunder Drop on Alex
>Worst music
Gojo vs Makima
>Best music
Guts vs Dimitri
>Worst calc
Universal Chosen Undead
>Most wanted fight
Duke Nukem vs Serious Sam
>Least wanted fight
Kasen vs Fleetway Sonic
>Worst Death Battle episode this season
Not really a fan of Atom vs Ant-Man
>Best Death Battle episode this season
Scooby vs Courage
>Best fight moment
Asura Scooby
>Worst fight moment
The sound mixing in Galactus vs Unicron
>Worst result
Raven killing Phoenix
>Worst kill
Chosen Undead vs Dragonborn, due to it seeming like it was made to be a 'bad ending' since Swan liked Dark Souls more.
>Best kill
Rick killing himself with the D-Mat.
>Worst music
All Consuming
>Best music
Forever Terror Night
>Worst calc/stupidest bit of research
Megatron's weird compositing (IDW and Sunbow are the same continuity?)
>Most wanted fight for the next season
Oersted vs Jack Garland
>Least wanted fight for the next season
Kratos vs Asura
>Best non-Death Battle show
Smash Bracket
>Best non-Death Battle fight
This year, Ness vs Red
>Worst episode
Tossup between Raven VS Phoenix or Killua VS Misaka. Probably lean toward Raven VS Phoenix because combined with being absurdly wrong the matchup itself was just...bland
>Best episode
Courage VS Scooby easily
>Best fight moment
Asura Courage
>Worst fight moment
Ice Cream bro getting splatted.
>Worst result
Phoenix VS Raven. Bill VS Discord was a screwjob but at least either of em winning it at least somewhat reasonable. A mid tier DC beating peak Phoenix was just absolute moronation
>Worst Kill
I'd lean toward Galactus VS Unicron actually. It was just sorta nothing
>Best Kill
ANTS
>Worst music
Dunno. Surfer VS Manhunter I guess?
>Best music
Final Formers easily
>Worst calc/stupidest bit of research
Chosen Undead in general. Universe busting, mftl, and instantaneous unstoppable revive?Black person, play the game!
>Most wanted fight for the next season
Any fight or one that is actually feasible? Lord English VS Prime remains the most entertaining prospect for me. Otherwise Mordecai and Rigby VS Finn and Jake.
>Least wanted fight for the next fight
Counting tournament poll then Kratosura. Not counting tournament poll then Sentry VS Superman or something. Pretty sick of capeshit vs capeshit and capeshit in general for the nth time. Stick to the ones people actually want like Atom VS Ant or frick off.
>Worst fight
Animation wise, Killua Vs Misaka was the most eh fight. Then again I knew jack about either character.
>Best fight
It’s a tie between Cole Vs Alex and GVS3 for me.
>Best fight moment
Cole’s “Good idea!” has cemented itself as the best season quote in my eyes. Last season’s was “Now swallow”.
>Worst fight moment
Ant-Man taking Atom to a random asteroid field. That was just lame.
>Worst result
Gojo Vs Makima, but only because of research reasons which I’ll get into later.
>Worst kill
Vader Vs Obito. I don’t need to elaborate.
>Best kill
Ant-Man Vs Atom.
>Worst music
Mind Over Matter, just because it sounded like elevator music.
>Best music
I liked Super.
>Worst calc
The Dragonborn arrow, mainly because they used it to calc his speed instead of his strength. Seriously how isn’t it a strength feat?
>Worst research
Gojo Vs Makima by a mile. Didn’t get blue right, didn’t get the contract right, didn’t get Hanami’s flowers right, didn’t get the death transfer right. It was like watching someone take your pet dog out behind the barn and hearing ten consecutive gunshots. Awful, just awful.
>Most wanted
Give me Mordecai and Rigby Vs Finn and Jake, or Delsin Vs Korra. Or Denji Vs Yuji. Any one of those three
>Least wanted
Well my least wanted was Gojo Vs Makima, sooooo I guess next up on the list is Plas Vs Luffy, solely because I don’t want to spend two weeks watching people spit on Eel.
when you try to convert a speed feat to power and the speed is faster then light it'd result in infinite strength, this is why nobody in the vs debating community does this
>Worst Death Battle episode this season
Dragonborn vs Chosen Undead
>Best Death Battle episode this season
Rick vs Doctor
>Best fight moment
"What a nightmare."
"You don't know the half of it!"
>Worst fight moment
Ice cream guy dying
>Worst result
Bill winning
>Worst kill
Unicron
>Best kill
Rick indirectly killing himself.
>Worst music
Forevermore
>Best music
God's Hand or Wubba Lubba Allons-y
>Worst calc/stupidest bit of research
Infinite speed arrows for Dragonborn
>Most wanted fight for the next season
Liu Kang vs Jago
>Least wanted fight for the next season
Nero vs Hellboy
>Best non-Death Battle show
Deadliest Warrior
>Best non-Death Battle fight
Limiting myself to just this year, Gengar vs King Boo.
>Worst Death Battle episode this season
Killua vs Misaka, was an absolute stomp I had no interest or investment in.
>Best Death Battle episode this season
Scooby-Doo vs Courage
>Best fight moment
Courage shattering Titan Scooby with a scream
>Worst fight moment
Megatron's Containment Field doing absolutely nothing after how much they hyped it up in the episode
>Worst result
Bill winning, that was HORSESHIT, Funny Goat Wyrm Man should've hard countered his ass
>Worst kill
Unicron going poof
>Best kill
Atom getting Ant'd
>Worst music
Whatever forgettable shit they had over Raven vs Phoenix
>Best music
Final Formers
>Worst calc/stupidest bit of research
Universal Chosen Undead and Dragonborn
>Most wanted fight for the next season
Tie between Zim vs Crypto and MT Foxtrot vs V1
>Least wanted fight for the next season
Another boring capeshit mirror match between flying bricks and/or generic energy blast-firing bozos
>Best non-Death Battle show
My Adventures With Superman
>Best non-Death Battle fight
The Karl Marx vs Henry Ford ERB
>Scooby v Courage and Bill Cipher v Discord is the most frequent best episode
ToonChads keep winning
Bill vs Discord was ass. Also, ToonChuds only like toonfights because nobody dies. It's always ties or the toon wins.
Tom isn't going to die, Tom is going to be erased from existence beyond death itself
Bill vs Discord was great, also ToonCHADS enjoy funny and well animated fights even if it might end in a tie.
>ToonCHUD detected
>wants boring matchups that end in ties
OUT!!
>Seething so much at toon matchups
Yup yup rent free
>Worst Death Battle episode this season
Raven vs Phoenix, nothing in the fight really stuck with me.
>Best Death Battle episode this season
Courage vs Scooby-Doo
>Best fight moment
The final clash in GVS3 is hard not to get hyped for
>Worst fight moment
Unicorn's and Galactus' physiological dialogue being drowned out by the music and sound effects
>Worst result
Bill vs Discord, it's funny how obviously they rigged it and people will screech that they didn't.
>Worst kill
Frieza vs Megatron for not even letting us see the kill
>Best kill
Antman having his ants rip through Atom is still great and it's weird no other fight gets as bloody.
>Worst music
Nothing was really all too bad to me
>Best music
Jailhouse Rocket
>Worst calc/stupidest bit of research
Say what you want about the other fights, they actually made up their own head canon in Bill vs Discord to say that Bill never made any mistakes.
>Most wanted fight for the next season
Something Power Rangers related that isn't from Mighty Morphin
>Least wanted fight for the next season
Sly vs Lupin, I don't want to see Sly die.
>Best non-Death Battle show
I dunno
>Best non-Death Battle fight
Guile vs Winter Soldier, I hope the dude that animated that gets to work on DB
>Worst DB Ep this season
Probably Phoenix vs Raven or KillSaka
>Best DB Ep this season
Scooby vs Courage or GvS3
>Best fight moment
Cole's "Good idea!" Or giant Scooby Doo punching the Earth
>Worst fight moment
Ice cream guy collateral death
>Worst result
Phoenix vs Raven
>Worst kill
Probably Chosenborn
>Best Kill
Superman and Goku's final clash was amazing
>Worst Music
All Consuming I guess
>Best Music
Forever Terror Night or inHuman
>Worst Calc
Raven being put on par with the Spectre, Pre-crisis Superman and Trigon
>Most Wanted fight
Jimmy vs Dexter or Bowser vs Eggman
>Least Wanted fight
Luz vs Anne or anything with Undertale
>Best non DB show
Multiverse Matchup or Smash Bracket/Crossover Collusseum I guess
>Best Non DB fight
CC's King Boo vs Gengar
>Worst Death Battle episode this season
Either Bill vs Discord for pretty being Speedy's episode to wank Bill hard or Guts vs Dimitri for cucking Guts out of better opponents like Samurai Jack or Clare from Claymore.
>Best Death Battle episode this season
Tie between Courage vs Scooby-Doo, Rick vs Doctor Who, and Galactus vs Unicron.
>Best fight moment
The Asura's Wrath reference in Courage vs Scooby-Doo
>Worst fight moment
Seeing Dimitri trying to fight the God Hand after Guts dies.
>Worst result
Tie between Bill Cypher and Dimitri's win.
>Worst kill
Dimitri's kill against Guts.
>Best kill
Rick vs The Doctor
>Worst music
The Cole vs Alex one.
>Best music
Not sure.
>Worst calc/stupidest bit of research
Using "Dark Souls lore" to wank Chosen Undead.
>Most wanted fight for the next season
Magneto vs Accelerator, Alucard vs D, Hellboy vs Devilman, and Rambo vs John Wick.
>Least wanted fight for the next season
Since Asura vs Kratos and Spike vs Revy won't be happening next season, then it has to be Albert Wesker vs Kazuya.
>Best non-Death Battle show
Either "Multiverse Match" by GalaxyVid or "Verses Show" by A-Force.
>Best non-Death Battle fight
"Pinheas VS The Tall Man" by Multiverse Match.
How is Soma Cruz thematically appropriate to face Magneto?
That's Accelerator.
Who?
Why is Soma Cruz fighting Magneto
That's Accelerator, idiot.
calm down
Feels like all the 'big' DB match ups are turning into comparing cosmology and with Galactus vs Unicron we're probably going to include dumb shit like dimensional scaling now.
It doesn't help that the DB Methodology basically asks for wank and disregard for greater context of scenes.
>The last thing the first guy who ever summoned him saw
Why does this motherfricker have 4 eyebrows with no actual eyes?
Because for some sick, cruel reason, Mahoraga had to be the most inhuman looking out of all the Shikigami. Honestly I wanna know the reaction of the first ten shadows user when they pulled this out of the woodwork. Poor soul was probably thinking that he was going to summon a big ass bear or something, but instead got the JJk equivalent of the demon general of the sixth heaven, who wants to kill everybody in his sight.
>Be the first Ten Shadows User
>Manage to tame every shikigami except one
>You think the last one will be a breeze now that you have the other 9
>Summon the Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga
I can just picture the generations of poor bastards trying to tame Mahoraga. God gives his silliest battles to his most funniest of clowns
>Multiple people are saying Courage vs Scooby was the best fight of the season
Anti-Toonforcesissies… our response?
Me and OP's mom (7th rematch, I stomped her ass in each)
>OP's mom (7th rematch, I stomped her ass in each)
She's strong enough to get soloed by the entire board at the same time if you catch my meaning
>small city level
Really? His speed alone should put him above that.
Yeah why the frick is he small city level?
Any character than can move at the speed that metro man does without speed force magic is immediately put on planet buster level because he's invulnerable and can punch something at the speed of light.
I think the issue is that they're scaling metro man to tighten, forgetting that the entire point is that tighten went from a fat, lazy, useless piece of shit, to a superpowered fat, lazy, useless piece of shit
the palest of pale imitations
But did Roxanne owe him sex?
Yes
Remember when Megamind is mimicking Metro Man's powers? How did he do that thing that made the tassels on his boots shoot up
Fart manipulation.
While we never really see the full extent of Metroman's power, mainly cause there's nothing in his own universe that could really challenge him, the speed feat really gives us everything we need to know.
The fact that he moved so fast that a literal second of time seemingly lasted an entire day for him blows anything Nolan can do out of the water, mainly cause of the fact that he was walking , reading, reminiscing and eating food while completely unworried about his stamina or the time he was wasting. Implying he can go much faster and for much longer if he really wanted to. Also, since his body alredy has to have the durability to not fly apart while going that fast, he's alredy pretty much comparable to a Viltrumite.
Also Hal really isn't comparable to Metroman. Yeah, he has all his powers, but they're clearly either bootleg versions or Hal ,being the shithead he is, really just didn't put any real effort into actually mastering them, the latter being the more likely one.
No wonder Metroman stopped taking his rivalry with Megamind seriously after growing up, at least he was nice about it instead of bragging about how OP he is.
Agreed
>recently got a star level feat
>only used 3% of his power
Is he a match for Ainz now?
Ainz is for other D&D (inspired) liches like Vecna or Xykon (former sadly being a stomp and latter, maybe too obscure)
Is Nagash a viable opponent for Ainz?
not well known enough with Warhammer for that
though was mostly going by themes and it would be kind of fun having a battle where both participants operate under clearly D&D rules and are aware of it
Nagash is closer to Vecna's level so probably not
maybe that could be a fun fight then?
Vecna is complete and utter bullshit, and I'd love to have a fight where he actually has to try
Nagash is closer but even as a god in his setting he doesn't come close to Vecna because the size of his planes are in question and he's far less versatile because he's too specialized
I'd say damage or plane size or anything like that isn't necessarily too relevant when talking about Vecna though
His danger, being the god of wizard munchkins, comes more from pulling bullshit rather than blowing up stars or whatever godforbid DB would have him scale to in damage
being too specialized is a legit issue when fighting Vecna though, since his whole thing is being ridiculously versatile and adaptable
maybe it's not a good character to but in DB anyways, since DB would just reduce the battle to casting fireballs the size of stars against each other, rather than the actual clever crap a D&D wizard could do
Yeah can't Vecna like...literally auto know your secrets and weaknesses? Like if Superman showed up he'd just lol and teleport some kryptonite up his ass
it needs to be a secret that would affect at least 500 people IIRC and in theory you could magically try to hide it from him
problem course being: the personal weakness of anyone who has even the tiniest chance of threatening him (like superman) automatically affect that many people on account of them being a public figure
and trying to out-magic Vecna has a very high rate of failure
and yeh with Superman, he'd get pasted, then contingency activates and resurrects him on some timeless demiplane where he spends the next hundred years subjectively researching a custom spell, then shows up 1 second later with a spell memorized that transmutes Superman's bones into kryptonite
To be fair, casting giant ass spells is perfectly in character for Nagash.
yeh but not really for Vecna
he's more of the type to look at the giant ass spell being cast then use his self-designed counterspell variant to bounce it back at the original caster
>Your Shadows vs my Samoan shadow clones let's go
>WM 40
>Bloodline gets ousted night before
>Has Roman on the ropes, can taste victory
>Just when he's about to hit the crossrhodes and finally conquer the tribal chief
>*What he sees*
Who?
Ah I see, GOATku new victims
>Touhou in a fight at all
Pass.
Opponent?
>God who controls an element and likes to chill with the human population
Percy Jackson’s Poseidon maybe?
>I will have order!
Who?
newBITCH...
He's one of the Archons from Genshin Impact.
I feel like Rocket's 'Thanos level guns' is an underrated bit of stupid researc.
>Genji has Yoshimitsu
>Hanzo has Maki and Yasuo
>Widowmaker had Black Widow
>Tracer had Scout and has Wraith
What other relevant OW characters have good MU’s? I’m sure Reaper has a fight in Revenant and Junkrat obviously has Demoman.
I feel sorry for anyone who believes in capeshit canon. No one in reality gives a frick. Congrats on gaslighting yourself into think a shit industry with dying sales (90k and dropping lol) matters a fricking 200 million budgeted capeshit film.
Superman, everyone's HERO.
Who?
I might prefer Goku but it's hard for me to not appreciate a guy who's a genuine pure hearted hero.
Um.
Goku is a pure hearted guy too ya know.
we know autist. where did he imply otherwise.
>I might prefer Goku but
that means he likes other people who are genuine heroes. referencing their long time rivalry, autismo.
Uh huh.
Glad to catch you up to speed.
Sure.
The entire post implies that he doesn’t believe Goku is a pure of heart hero.
>I might like X but-
Sets up your sentence as one that’s praising an aspect of something that the subject lacks. If he said
>I might like the color dark blue but I can respect bright red for its warmth
Then he’s praising Red (Superman) even though he likes Blue (Goku) because Red has an aspect that Blue doesn’t in his eyes.
Your autism schizo theory doesn't work here and never will. Goku and Superman both are heroes.
Where did I say Goku wasn't a hero? The moron I'm responding to apparently is illiterate and doesn't understand that the original poster apparently doesn't think Goku is pure of heart.
>inane schizo babble and accusations.
take it somewhere else, it isn't that deep.
>color analogy
how did we fall far from food analogies and even those were low IQ
>>I might like X but-
Literally references the Superman vs Goku longtime rivalry, newbie.
He likes Goku but can respect Superman also.
I’m not gonna argue about whatever the OP’s original intent was anymore since he already clarified himself. However,
>newbie
Stop using terms that you just picked up without actually knowing when to use them.
When I’m explaining something to someone who genuinely doesn’t know how tone works I have to dumb things down y’know.
>newbie babble
If you didn't catch he was referring to a rivalry from post 1 you are fresh out of the oven.
>missing the point this hard
Uh huh, whatever you say buddy. Have a nice night now.
>newbie FLEE'D after being BTFO.
superman inspires fiction simply by existing.
>All this theorizing over a single post
Kek, maybe I should have said sooner that part of the reason why I like him is because he’s pure like Goku himself, you don’t see characters like them much nowadays.
>backtracking
>Continent Level
>analogies are bad because.. THEY JUST ARE OKAY?!
I can't wait for winter break to end and the kids go back to school.
I really feel like the Dragonborn and CU/John Dark Souls have better match ups for each other.
For the Dragonborn both the Arisen from Dragon's Dogma and the Fateless One from Kingdoms of Amalur fit a lot more thematically.
For the CU I personally don't think they or any of the Soulsborne protags make for good versus material. However, Nioh 2's protagonist and the Lampbearer from Lords of the Fallen (2023) make for interesting match ups.
Reminder that I can't read so any arguments made against me are invalid
>sameb***h squealing.
>sameb***h squealing.
>S-S-SameBITCH-sama is here? I better get out or I'm done!
>sameb***h squealing.
Another Godzilla MU
More video game MUs
Maybe something different we haven't seen before. Like characters from popular books or tabletop games.
Another live action fight could be fun too
>sameb***h melting down
>SameCHAD winning up
>samedude standing still
>SameGOD never loses
>AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!
>I'VE GOTTA FLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>Grievous FLED from the SameFORCE
>SameGUY tied side to side
I am you, you are me.
Why does that front Cooler have such FAT fricking milkers?
ENTER
Can 1 billion Kratos beat Goku?
Why that many when just one Kratos can do the job?
It's a shame this art uses nu kratos he doesn't seem like the type to fight goku anymore.
It's great this art uses current Kratos. He's wiser and stronger than his rash younger self. He'd need that peace of mind to be able to fight Goku.
All mosquito level.
Nope. They all job.
Kratos is weak.
Nope. He's weakshit.
Every single Kratos in this pic is MULTIVERSAL btw
Is what I would say if I had schizophrenia.
That's not how schizophrenia works, now if you suddenly saw a bunch of tiny kratos' appear in your room and they started screaming "im multiversal" then sure
Either way, Kratos being multiversal is headcanon.
>The SameLEGION is here
I’m not sure the thread can handle their power!
Which verse do you think death battle hates?
I don't know about verses but I can think of characters they clearly hate.
The only calc I had a problem with this season was killua being a lightning timer. It just felt so wrong. Even with the statements for it to be true kinda breaks hxh when characters in later arcs are not showing even close to the same level as speed killua would've been at
Opponent?
Nico di Angelo, fellow son of Hades
I wonder how people here will freak out if the other elder scrolls protags are given episodes and they give similar scaling to dovhakin. The dovhakin is the strongest elder scrolls protags but they are all pretty damn broken. I'd however prefer if they gave some of the bosses themselves episodes. Molag bal or sheagorath.
Hope we get some new fighting game and action movie matchups next season.
I feel most fights should have some reason why the characters are fighting, like seeing thor and vegeta just start fighting for no reason was weird
>Scooby-Doo vs Courage is popular
Reminder that both job to the Dip!!!
>KEK Doom
peak human jobber that even Kratos (bear level) beats
ToomGODS won this thread.
>toom
What's a toom? There are no tooms here. Only troons.
>dip victim
What are some based matchups Death Battle should do?
Daily reminder that JOBtor Strange is the single weakest character across ALL of fiction
Reminder that this is canon now, Gojikeks
A bunch of tiny Kratoses appeared on my desk and started screaming that they're outerversal.
Get the swatter
>AI burger
Damn. Looked actually pretty tasty too.
Does anyone have a badass-looking Atom Smasher pic
Is there any other kind of pic of that character? Just go find pics yourself in your search engine of choice.
Could your favorite character beat a beehive full of tiny bee sized flying Kratoses that all have the power of the real Kratos?
Yes
Prinny solos
Dodge this, cucks.
That single Iron Arrow could destroy an entire universe.
The hero of Kvatch could beat up the Dragonborn
Nerevarine victims
hero of kvatch fodderizes the shartevarine
>Nerevarine
You mean that shmuck that left Tamriel? What about that guy who just killed Dagoth, and fricked off in Akavir.
I'm still waiting for Peter Griffin vs. Homer Simpson. How do we not have Peter vs. Homer yet (no, the official crossover doesn't count)?
Who should Ryu Hayabusa fight
>lost to fat barbarian
>lost to zeus
>lost to thor
>lost to fodder enemies
Why is Kratos so WEAK?
Next you'll say he's not capable of shaking the multiverse by his presence
>kills fat barbarian
>kills zeus
>kills thor
>kills elite enemies
Why is Kratos so STRONG?
You mean the Fat Barbarian that made Kratos his b***h? The one that made Kratos agree to become Ares' b***h in exchange for the win? That one?
Nice fanfiction bro
>literal canon
NTA, Kratosgays are the type of people who'll deny reality even if it's point blank in their face. Hell, they have an entire trilogy of masterpiece games and yet they willingly play movieslop Kratos because "muh older wise Kratos! muh heckin DADDERINO!!!"
As a GoW fan it hurts me to see so many kratostards running around peddling the dad simulators
I still hate it. Like, the first God of War game was good. I hate how they reduced Pre-Norse Kratos as angry man. You could say that in GoW 2 and 3. But GoW 1 was just Kratos wanting to end his misery.
>*headcanon
Fixed it for you bro
>jobbed to the reply system
KWAB!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>Marvel comics and JG1 are referenced in all other Transformers battles
>Megatron just gets Sunbow and IDW
Why did they do this?
Dragon babies needed a moheling.
Whats the call here
I would go with Monica or Mr. Blackagar Boltagon. If I were writing I'd go Black Bolt
>Ignoramuses still hating on Gojo.
>solos entire thread
>small star level at best
>Benders use Chi to bend
>Oogway is a Master of Chi
oogway has no feats
>oogway has no feats
he literally defeats almost all top dogs with ease, only losing once because destiny told him to stop attacking
>gojo
KWAB!
How weak is JJK without Gojo carrying them?
Without Gojo or Sukuna JJK is barely above Wall level tanks to a chick that can kill herself to make a black hole and a troony that summons monsters
>Thanks*
Power scaling lingo ruined my brain
I will fricking kill gojo
who should kazuma kiryu fight
Wei Shen
Wei is too strong, he tanked a cutscene shotgun
And Majima was capable of crushing the floor of a building by hitting Kiryu, which he tanked. Hell, people in Yakuza regularly cause craters or large cracks in architecture just by decking them. That’s way stronger than surviving a shotgun blast.
Yeah but then kiryu jobs to pistol bullets in cutscenes
You realize that the floor destroying also happened “in a cutscene” right.
that's the point, they both did
Okay, and Kiryu tanking a reinforced floor getting crushed under him as a result of simply getting hit by someone he regularly fights against doesn’t matter because…?
Unless you ignore how a weakened Awano could take multiple bullets, and how Wei didn’t even tank a shotgun blast to the chest (it was in his shoulder), then I don’t see what your point is unless you’re just purposefully acting ignorant.
Kiryu fought two adult tigers after getting cutscene stabbed and scales above Saejima who fought a Super Grizzly.
Yeah but he has anti-tiger hax
Martial arts are useless against overwhelming power
Good thing it’s not overwhelming enough
Thank you for reminding me that there’s a new Kengan chapter out today.
Are these Black folk really arguing they can beat a chimp?
Because there's enough documented attacks to confirm no bare handed human is winning against one of those.
>Brian Shaw, Andre the Giant in his prime and Aleksandr Karelin couldn't beat a 90 pound chimpanzee
>Because chimpanzees on drugs have brutalized 80 year old women and people who don't know about animals
Chimps kill everyone. Children, adults, the elderly. They're killing machines. Tell me of a human choking out a chimp and we'll talk.
Yep, those guyz would get brutalized. I don't know why you think weight differences matter in a cross species fight. Height and weight matters in human fights because we are the same species, the average chimp is way more dense than any peak human and would rip their genitals and disfigure their faces.
if they were so much denser they wouldn't weigh 110 pounds, they would weigh 300 pounds. frankly the only thing they have going is their bite which is never their first resort in a fight. do you think a chimp would beat a black bear?
Density== weight. You think a chimp head is heavier than the whole human body just because they can crush skulls with their bites?
Also a black bear is another topic entirely, I don't know a lot about bears but I'm inclined to say they would win against a chimp
bears absolutely would win, they negate every advantage the chimp has
chimp bites are useless against their thick fur, bear arms are drastically larger and better muscled so they can't be wrenched out of their sockets (as well as being covered with lethal claws), they're significantly heavier than a human and they have a powerful bite
that's not what i'm saying at all. believe it or not chimpanzees have bodies. as in full bodies with muscles, bones and all of that. for a chimpanzee to be strong enough to rip a man that size apart barehanded it would have to be abnormally dense, made of iron. fortunately all of those men could and would HEEM any 50kg chimpanzee
>if they were so much denser they wouldn't weigh 110 pounds, they would weigh 300 pounds
This homie stupid
>Brian Shaw, Andre the Giant in his prime and Aleksandr Karelin couldn't beat a 90 pound chimpanzee
I believe these guys could probably beat a chimpanzee in theory (especially if prepared), but there's no guarantee - any of them still has a solid chance of dying to the chimp if they get grabbed in the wrong place at the wrong time
that grip strength is just literally inhuman
I think these kinds of Animal vs Human fights forget the difference between making a plan in the relative safety of your home vs executing a plan against an animal trying to maim you.
If you can't swing around 90 pounds you should stay home.
do people genuinely think chimps are unbeatable hand to hand?????
yes, they do. chimpcels thought chimps are 5 times stronger than the average man, but when that was proven wrong they thought chimps were 1.5 times stronger than the average man. but when that was also proven wrong and humans turned out to have superior absolute strength they banked on anatomy and insinuating a 200 pound human kicking them with all their weight behind it, it would do nothing
I wonder how long it's gonna be before they start saying a 12 gauge wouldn't help you
To be fair Baki Author unironically thinks a human can't fight a house cat without a weapon.
>/dbg/ trying to understand things like anatomy, ecology and biology
Guys this hurts to read please go back to what you do know…
Well ok you know nothing about anything but still
stay mad
Alright chimplads, here's a 'What If' for you. You've often said composite human has a 0% chance against even a 100 pound chimpanzee.
The heaviest man to ever live peaked at 1400 pounds/100 stone/635 kilograms
Sumo great Hakuho has an initial dashing speed of 4 meters per second
Do you think a chimpanzee WOULDN'T EVEN BUDGE at a 4 meters per second tackle from a 1400 pound man?
I mean we just had the most requested death battle since the series had begun (Galactus vs unicron) so I guess it’s now Bugs bunny vs Mickey Mouse but it seems like they’re saving that one for the real final season
Elephant >> Hippo ~ Rhino >> Bears ~ Tiger ~ Lion > Alligator > Gorilla
>meanwhile, Jaguars can bite through a crocodilian's skull instantly, but no one cares.
>Essex canonically exists as an AI God above even TOAA now
AFObros?
Kenjakubros?
Weskerbros?
looks like fodder
Mother tiger protects her cubs from a 12 foot long saltwater crocodile, ends up tearing off its shoulder.
what the frick do we call characters like The Thing? they're too weak to be called Herald tier characters but too strong to be called Street tier characters
Street to some, Herald to others.
Mid tier
Dinogays will look at this and say a T-Rex would beat it 10 times out of 5
Could a human going super sayain kill one of every dinosaur barehanded?
The way I see it, if we go by 5 meters and 22,000 kilos for the palaeoloxodon namadicus, what the frick is the Tyrannosaurus supposed to do that doesn't involve running away? It's a meter taller at the shoulder than the T-rex is at the hip and over 10,000 kilos heavier. You do not get to hand wave this kind of physical advantage to the side like it doesn't matter.
The Tyrannosaurus's usual advantages of being more robust and powerful than its prey (it wasn't just the bite) are totally out of the question. The massive tusks would intimidate the T-Rex easily by reminding him of his great adversary, the Triceratops, which it wasn't prepared to fight like Mortal Kombat. Getting close to the neck or legs means getting closer to the tusks and getting trampled.
The most likely outcome of a direct fight is the T-Rex getting dropped, trampled, gored, etc.
Do you just hate mammals or something?
T-rex charges from a hidden position to the rear of palaeoloxodon namadicus, it was intimidated at first yes, but that was 5 miles away, when T-rex first spotted the elephant, palaeoloxodon remaining blissfully unaware of T-rex's presence due to it's dramatically worse eyesight
T-rex, used to handling prey this size, has since then been carefully utilizing the terrain to it's advantage, hiding itself behind trees and hills
Palaeoloxodon has never had to deal with a predator, it doesn't understand the concept of it not being too large to hunt
The elephant barely has time to register what happens, by the time it has registered the approach of the great predator, it has only begun to turn around as searing pain erupts from it's left back leg
It drops to the ground in pain, tries to rise again but cant, and it never will, it's leg already crippled enough that if T-rex left it would die from either infection or thirst, whichever struck first
But T-rex does not stop here, it circles around, the Palaeoloxodon's tusks uselessly scraping against the ground
Places it's mighty jaws on the neck of the immense beast, and moments later it's all over
Did you run that by ChatGPT? We're not talking about an ambush fight, severely tilting it in favor of the T-Rex. And it's definitely not used to confronting and beating 22,000 kg prey. What a garbage post
a 22,000kg prey animal that has no defenses against it and is to it what fattened cow is to a wolf
you're the one tilting it in favor of palaeoloxodon by using the bogus 22,000kg number instead of the much more reasonable 14,000kg number
so I'm using T-rex's full advantages, which include the best eyesight in any animal and the full range of it's bipedal movement
A cow doesn't have tusks, or even the temperament, and a wolf would need the element of surprise and quite a bit of time to kill a cow. Why didn't you say a bull, pray tell?
>bogus 22,000kg number
Bogus why, exactly, because it destroys your narrative?
>14,000kg
5,000 kg of difference is still the weight of an extant African bull elephant. I could use estimates of 6,000 to 7,000 kg T-Rex if half my testicles felt like it.
>eyesight
Useless here.
>bipedal movement
Also means it's easier to knock down by something that outweighs it more than twice over. And I'm not going to entertain the notion of a T-Rex using Capoeira against the elephant, so preemptively: don't even.
it doesn't need to use fighting moves
it needs to bite, once
a single bite cripples the elephant, no matter where it is, even if it just takes a chunk out of it's flank, it can still back up and wait for the elephant to die of bloodloss
exactly what compels T-rex to charge palaeoloxodon head-on? because that's literally the only place where it has any weapons, elephants can't even kick behind them with any strength
bipedal movement would mean that T-rex can circle around palaeoloxodon faster than it can turn around
>If I make it a given that it does this with no margin of error..
Nice argument.
>exactly what compels T-rex to charge palaeoloxodon head-on?
The fact that this is a head-on confrontation must have crossed your mind at some point. What compelled the T-Rex to take up ninjutsu and magically teleporting around the elephant?
what do you mean "magically teleport around"
T-rex circling around prey with dangerous frontal weapons is literally something it did every single day
meanwhile palaeoloxodon has zero experience handling a predator that poses a lethal threat to itself
All of the Tyrannosaurus's strategies against similar creatures involve ambushing or intimidation. Where did you get circling around a Triceratops that has already noticed them?
we're talking about a scenario here where T-rex HAS to fight it though
because if we're going by what would it do then it would withdraw, palaeoloxodon wouldn't pursue because it's not a predator nor fast enough to pursue T-rex to begin with
and then either that's that, or else T-rex gets hungry later and follows palaeoloxodon's scent to ambush it this time
but in a pinch it would absolutely be capable of circling around an elephant
so "if i were a t rex i would do this", fricking homosexual
elephants had to contend with the most dangerous predators in the history of our planet tho
and they lost pretty hard, mammoth went extinct, elephants nearly went extinct and only survives because indians found them more useful alive than dead and africa has places humans didn't want to live
ceratopsians and sauropods would've lost too
Elephants are still King.
Neither hippos or rhinos can mess with them.
>clearly fighting an adolescent hippo in picrel
A mature hippo would frick an elephant uo
That's a momma hippo protecting her cub.
To be fair, rolling a hippo over looks fricking hilarious. If I could do it like an Elephant could, I would.
I saw this same question a while ago and it filtered a bunch of plebians.
Do you think (You) could win a fight against 10 women?
Let's establish some scenarios to avoid unnecessary arguments
>Scenario 1
>10 women above the average weight and height for women (so above 162cm and 60kg but just for a few cm and kg) at their adulthood.
>You can only use your physical prowess or knowledge, so not picking up sticks or something similar.
>The women will throw themselves at you with the bare minimum coordination and tactics just to not get in their own way or fight against themselves
>They don't know how to properly fight but biting, eye poking, and any other from of low blows are allowed for everyone
>Scenario 2
>Same as before but now the women know how to actually fight and will coordinate against you and use tactics
Would you lose anon?
I would win the first and probably lose the second depending on enough variables
Also I forgot to mention this
>You can't intimate them or run away yourself, it only ends if you die or if the 10 women die.
i'll win both
I likely lose both, and most people here would unless they are actual strongmen or heavy weight MMA champions
You are a woman
I win both. Not because the women are weaker than me but because I'm frighteningly hard to hurt for no particular reason.
One women is enough to defeat all anons ITT
...in her dreams.
...the dreams of all anons here considering they barely receive female attention and a beating would at least give them something
the only one lacking female attention is YOU, femdomsissy
no woman likes you, you act like a weirdo
... this is what I would say to cope with my anger when a FemdomCHAD humiliates me
>can't even link it right
Shit-tier comeback.
Women lose again, as always.
I can win one but two would probably be out of the question.
Like I assume 1 is just a bunch of hysterical Karens coming at me with no thought behind it.
2 I could maybe down 2 of them before they manage to wrestle my arms out of my control just just kick my nuts until I'm done.
Okay Cinemaphile time to test your intelligence.
Who'd you pick?
If Florida man can deal with gators on a regular basis, I think I'd have a chance. The rest are a death sentence.
20 minutes with one of them where? In a cage?
Yes, a 50 x 50 feet cage.
Location?
>Tiger
I can't really do anything against it, it will brutalize me and rip my neck off
>Bear
Unless god himself gives me supernatural luck I die just like I did against the tiger
>Hippo
I die even worse and this one won't eat me so I'll die a slow death after being crushed
>Crocodile
I will likely end up dying but this is also my best chance if I get lucky and stay away from water
Won't the crocodile just bask in the sun hoping that I'll turn my back against it? Because it's not fast enough to reach me normally?
i could outrun that shit easily
Oh I'm just posting the fact they can gallop in short burst. So don't get too smug around em, if you forget they can gallop if can catch you off guard.
that's true. if it gets your arm all the way the best possible outcome is you lose it right?
Lord help you if it gets your leg.
They're run out of energy quick too. In those 20 minutes you can expect maybe 3-4 bursts where you have to run away.
Hippo because it's got only one real weapon and isn't anywhere near as flexible as the other three, meaning it can't strike you from anywhere except the front
Hippos weigh as much as a car, they could literally brush you by sitting down on you.
Me 2 seconds after getting in cage with tiger
Genuinely how hard would Doppo have to hit to do this shit?
About as hard as a t-rex's bite force.
Who knows but it's funny that this is treated like such a big deal when the first thing we ever saw him do is leagues more impressive
See
Normal animals in baki are jacked af so much more than you'd think lmao
This fricking monstrosity Yujiro was fighting looked the size of a hippo
Crocodile because it’s the weakest out of all 4 animals here.
>Sam says "it's 2016. We need to have a white guy go in a country that's not his and bastardize the culture in it."
Lol why the frick is Sam like this?
Because William Adams was a real person and this is based on him?
And?
While William is impressive, Hide is probably a better fit if they were to do Sekiro vs Nioh. Wolf is hard to gauge the strength of as well, since he cannot beat the armored knight with just his sword and needs to shove him into a ravine to kill him. At the same time, he is capable of blocking/deflecting the massive attacks from the headless ape, the sakura dragon, and the demon of hatred.
DB absolutely will use Wolf at his strongest and never once bring up the armored knight
probably scaling him to something utterly moronic like saying he has the strength of an entire thunderstorm because Genichiro summoned a thunderstorm during his fight
I know that's moronic but this is DB and it's a FromSoft protag
Recap of the matches that I found notable
>The crew wants to do scorpion vs wolf and are willing to disregard multiversal scorpion
>Think Williams vs wolf is a good matchup
>Nioh is a good game
>Next
>Ed Edd Eddy vs some toon characters
>Next
>Luffy vs natsu
>One piece needs to finish first (lol)
>Mention the reboot coming out
And that's all for today.
>super hero squad
VASTLY underrated show.
They can grow huge too.
But out of the 4 they're the most chill.
Godzilla is now fighting obesity.
>he’s fighting nikocado’s source of power
>femdomsissy is crying again
>femdomtard still crying