Is this suppose to be a fight, or if Columbo can bring the law down on them? I guess bringing the law on them counts because swarms of cops endlessly pursuing you can kill you.
I mean moreso like once Columbo figures them out and finds their lair or whatever the police will just be chasing them since they'll bring the swat. This sounds more like an x-file match
4 months ago
Anonymous
Oh alright. Well they haven't been caught by the police in the series as of yet so it's unknown if they could just tank police gunshots or not but if not then it's an easy win for Columbo.
I think people go around predicting Marvel vs DC fights all wrong. The videos I see try to come up with the ones worth doing or the ones which have support. I'm trying to think of the most mundane matchups they could do.
You really think they'll do Ruby vs Maka next season? That's tantamount to a death certificate for RWBY.
It would make sense as a milestone episode, but truth be told I have low confidence in it happening given the state of RWBY itself.
>Predictions
Something Yakuza or GTA related
Something SMT/Persona related
Something JoJo related
Something Sonic related
At least four new franchises added onto the show >Hopes
Dorohedoro PLEASE WHY HASN'T KAIMAN BEEN ON THE SHOW YET. Whether he’s up against Toji or Geto I don’t care at this point, I just want my lizard boy to get some action.
Same goes for Yakuza appearing on the show. Yagami, Kiryu, Goro, any of them will do.
I kinda want Palpatine Vs Xehanort just for the spectacle and colour clashes.
>Something SMT/Persona related
The only sure thing I took away from the tarot card teaser is that we'll get a Persona fight. >Something Yakuza
Last year they did a podcast episode on Kiryu vs Dom Toretto.
If they even bother with a Cyclops fight I feel like they will go for the leader connection instead.
I saw some people throw around Black Manta vs Green Goblin and well, I assume it would be a better match up than just having Norman choke a clown.
They already sacrificed Red Hood and Batman himself to Marvel characters. And if you wanna mention "time related DBs," they fed Black Adam to Apocalypse at the same time the Black Adam movie came out. So there's a high chance Joker is losing even if they release it around the time of Joker 2: Joker The Musical.
It was mentioned in the ballot banter, and the team did a facepalm and moaned that Chief would have to die a horrible death. They couldn't even pretend he stood a chance. Even Sam knew how powerful samus was.
thank god, it's a matchup that seems to make sense at first, power armored representatives of xbox and nintendo
but when you actually look at the settings, in one of them firearms are the main weapon and in the other it's hand held plasma cannons
a Halo vs Mass Effect matchup would be drastically more interesting, though you do have the issue that Shepard can have radically different classes
thing is with Dragonborn and Chosen Undead, it is, with enough grinding, possible to get everything
Shepard however that's literally impossible, some classes are not biotic and there's no possible way for them to become biotic
That seems like pretty damming evidence against it. If I recall correctly, they treated Samus vs Nova from Starcraft as much closer fight. Maybe we'll see that as a podcast episode.
thank god, it's a matchup that seems to make sense at first, power armored representatives of xbox and nintendo
but when you actually look at the settings, in one of them firearms are the main weapon and in the other it's hand held plasma cannons
a Halo vs Mass Effect matchup would be drastically more interesting, though you do have the issue that Shepard can have radically different classes
>Chief vs Samus
There is no conceivable way in hell they're going to do this.
If you composite Samus Aran she's basically a high end comic book character in terms of sheer bullshit. You're better off sending her against Iron Man or some alien armored anime character like The Guyver or something.
Master Chief needs a more grounded space soldier or high tech armor soldier to go against.
Jim Raynor, Commander Shepard, One of the Crysis marines, maybe toss him at a full squad of Republic Commandos or Cogs or something. Doomguy is out for a rematch though. 2016 and Eternal kick the rip and tear meme into overdrive and it's become the slayer's entire character.
I used to want Chief vs Samus, but it lost appeal once because I thought the arsenals wouldn't work well together. That and the fact that it's unaminously agreed that Samus stomps didn't help. Another win for my girl sounds cool but I'd rather she be given an interesting fight. I feel similarly about Samus vs Doomslayer, though I do like that one a little bit more. Chief vs Shepard would be better, though I'm not sure who I'd want Samus to fight if she ever comes back.
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There is ZERO way Chief is getting another matchup before MC vs Doom Slayer gets a remake. That episode is so outdated in every way, from the research, to the lore, to the raw animation quality. It does NOT hold up.
Who the FRICK wants to see that fight get remastered instead of both characters just fighting someone else. Holy SHIT people who think like this are braindead. This is why Link, Cloud, Goku, Superman, and Mario are all stuck fighting the same characters despite every other person in their series having fought completely different franchises. Because some people just can’t let things go.
The more I think about it, the more Kratos vs Doomslayer makes sense. Both have insanes amount of wank, but more importantly, their modern incarnations are so different than what were at the time of their episodes that they demand another look.
I reread the archived thread were they talked about it and it seems I misremembered slightly; they said Samus would win easily and the only saving grace Nova had was calling down a nuke. >Kerrigan is the interesting matchup from the Starcraft series
To be honest, I think Samus fighting a Zerg colony as a hypothetical sounds more interesting than Samus fighting Kerrigan as a Deathbattle. Wouldn't summoning the Zerg count as outside help?
>It's been a decade since mass effect 3 released and forever tarnished the franchise
It's time for Commander Shepard to finally come onto the show.
Yeah they should do Chief's REAL video game matchup.
Save Doomguy for Dante or something.
And Andromeda sure as hell didn't help. Isn't there going to be Mass Effect 4?
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>Wouldn't summoning the Zerg count as outside help
yes for calculations, but to make the battle interesting they definitely could go "we're only deciding the winner based on a 1v1 but during the animation, half the battle is Samus wading through a horde of Zerg"
4 months ago
Anonymous
Samus killing some Zerg should at the very least be at the beginning of the fight.
Even if that's the case they'd likely bring Dante back regardless cause of the new DMC netflix series that's happening (that's being made by the same studio that made the Castlevania show mind you) and besides they'd likely want to bring back Dante anyway to catch up on some new stuff that came out with DMC 5 and his change of character there and what not.
They are most likely bringing back Vergil too for Vergil vs Sesshōmaru so......it'd only make a bit of sense, ya know?
They also haven't used Nero yet either.
>Even if that's the case they'd likely bring Dante back regardless
They seem pretty set on Alucard fighting D. Dante vs Travis could make sense; I often wonder if that's what Ben had in mind when he said "Travis has better." >They also haven't used Nero yet either.
Nero vs Hellboy is hella popular in the community, much to the dismay of these threads.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I could see them doing Dante vs Travis if they don't do Travis vs Jack Cayman or Scott Pilgrim which is popular for whatever reason that may be.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Plot similarities and coming out around the same time. Jack also had the fact that NMH and Madworld were infamous for being hyper violent games playable only on the Wii. Even though they're dismissive of Travis vs Scott, it's at least relevant again thanks to the show Scott got recently. It's way more than the nothing Jack's gotten over the past decade.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Sounds like it's a struggle for dominance between Dante vs Travis and Scott vs Travis then?
4 months ago
Anonymous
It's possible. I don't know how popular Travis vs Dante is in the community (at the very least I remember seeing it as a submission to the tournament) and what I said about it being on Ben's radar was purely conjecture on my part.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Well like I said either that or Dante just fights some other Castlevania hero/anti-hero.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Travis is for Viewtiful Joe.
Both are nerds living their dreams, both have giant mecha to fight with, both are around planet level, both have blond love interests named Sylvia (good premise to work with for the fight kicking off).
4 months ago
Anonymous
That one's pretty good, though Joe doesn't have the same name value as Dante.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>both are around planet level
Damn so Dante vs Travis could actually work since I heard the Uni/Low Multi DMC shit recently got debunked and I've still seen some Multi-Continental stuff for them here and there.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I want this one too, and it's so much less of a stomp then Scott Pilgrim and they're both over the top and red
4 months ago
Anonymous
Funnily enough, Scott and Viewtiful Joe actually had a OMM against each other.
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4 months ago
Anonymous
If there's going to be a mass effect 4, I wonder if it'll import data from the legendary edition.
Yeah they should do Chief's REAL video game matchup.
Save Doomguy for Dante or something.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Dante is for Alucard or Julius Belmont or some other Castlevania character.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I don't know how much of a hot take this is, but I think Dante vs Bayo was the best for both.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Even if that's the case they'd likely bring Dante back regardless cause of the new DMC netflix series that's happening (that's being made by the same studio that made the Castlevania show mind you) and besides they'd likely want to bring back Dante anyway to catch up on some new stuff that came out with DMC 5 and his change of character there and what not.
They are most likely bringing back Vergil too for Vergil vs Sesshōmaru so......it'd only make a bit of sense, ya know?
They also haven't used Nero yet either.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Too bad they got the result wrong. Only stain of dirt in that otherwise good episode. At least nobody longer buys the forged lore and the DMC community became infamous after that incident.
4 months ago
Anonymous
They could offer either redemption by bringing either one of them back for different separate episodes and getting the accurate research this time around.
It was mentioned in the ballot banter, and the team did a facepalm and moaned that Chief would have to die a horrible death. They couldn't even pretend he stood a chance. Even Sam knew how powerful samus was.
thank god, it's a matchup that seems to make sense at first, power armored representatives of xbox and nintendo
but when you actually look at the settings, in one of them firearms are the main weapon and in the other it's hand held plasma cannons
a Halo vs Mass Effect matchup would be drastically more interesting, though you do have the issue that Shepard can have radically different classes
There is ZERO way Chief is getting another matchup before MC vs Doom Slayer gets a remake. That episode is so outdated in every way, from the research, to the lore, to the raw animation quality. It does NOT hold up.
Who the FRICK wants to see that fight get remastered instead of both characters just fighting someone else. Holy SHIT people who think like this are braindead. This is why Link, Cloud, Goku, Superman, and Mario are all stuck fighting the same characters despite every other person in their series having fought completely different franchises. Because some people just can’t let things go.
They're probably going to do Mario vs Sonic 3 or remastered someday anyway. Especially if the rumors about a crossover smash movie potentially happening by illumination or something are actually true.
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Anonymous
Isn't the rumor that Illumination threw the idea around? Considering we're getting a live-action Zelda movie (and that Illumination wouldn't be able to handle shit like Metroid or Fire Emblem) I doubt that's happening.
Unless it's actually a 'Smash' movie, not a big massive crossover, but about a world made up of toys of famous video game character.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Unless it's actually a 'Smash' movie, not a big massive crossover, but about a world made up of toys of famous video game character.
You might be right since they barely managed to cram as much of the Mario lore as possible into 1 hour and a half long kids film.
Still anything "Smash" related at all might incentivize them to do one last round with Smash's Big Dogs for some clout if a "Smash" movie of any sorts is supposedly in the works.
4 months ago
Anonymous
pls no, pls no nintendo cinematic universe
4 months ago
Anonymous
I doubt any Smash movie would be some in-continuity thing. Maybe they'll get some actors to reprise, but they won't be trying to build up to it like Marvel did.
pls no, pls no nintendo cinematic universe
I doubt it will happen, especially since they're already splitting their biggest IPs out to different studios.
Honestly, not sure even which other series would even be able to support a movie: Metroid, Punch-Out, Kirby and Star Fox.
Fire Emblem and Xenoblade have stories, but they would work better as a series rather movies.
4 months ago
Anonymous
They could do solely Classic Sonic vs Mega Man so they don't have to do Shadow vs Zero/Metal Sonic vs Bass/Silver vs Axl/Knuckles vs Protoman/every other "Sonic vs Mega Man" themed match that exists.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Who wins this?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Sonic stomps
4 months ago
Anonymous
Mega Man Classic is just one of those characters that can’t win a single common MU he has. >Dogwalked by Bomberman >Stomped by Classic Sonic >Murdered by Mario >Whooped by Kirby >Even Shovel Knight gets universal scaling due to Pocket Dungeon and Showdown
You’d have to pity-composite him with XDive or Archie for him to start taking names, but then that wouldn’t really be Mega Man.
I’ll give you that because I honestly can’t think of any other Mario MU’s, but my point remains the same. Broly got to fight someone else, Raiden got to fight someone else, Vegeta and Shadow got to fight someone else, Batman got to fight multiple different people, Lex and Tony got to fight someone else. Like, Jesus Christ, you don’t need to fricking dwell on something because chances are you’ll get an infinitely more entertaining MU than a simple goddamn redo if you have a character fight someone else.
I’m pissed because that episode used 2016 Doomguy in the thumbnail, but that game hadn’t come out yet at the time, so they don't use ANY of his new feats. I fricking HATE clickbait shit like that; Doomguy deserves an actual up-to-date episode that matches the thumbnail this time to make up for it.
You gigamoron they just updated the TN like they do with every other old thumbnail from the past ten or so years. That’s not clickbait since it is literally telling you who’s fighting in the title. MASTER CHIEF VS DOOMGUY.
DOOM
GUY. Just have the fricker fight someone different instead of obsessing over the most innocuous of shit.
I’m pissed because that episode used 2016 Doomguy in the thumbnail, but that game hadn’t come out yet at the time, so they don't use ANY of his new feats. I fricking HATE clickbait shit like that; Doomguy deserves an actual up-to-date episode that matches the thumbnail this time to make up for it.
They remake all their old TNs all the time. Especially when they made that new TN logo template.
Doomguy still roflstomps Halo though.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Doomguy still roflstomps Halo though.
If you look at actual ingame feats, MC is still significantly stronger than Doomguy
It's only when lorewank gets involved, and then only through vague statements
4 months ago
Anonymous
Doesn't doomguy have significantly stronger weaponry? And Doomguy is fast enough to react to and evade meteors from the Icon of Sin, which re-enter Earth’s atmosphere at Mach 32.
4 months ago
Anonymous
they enter atmosphere from high up enough that a normal human can see and react to them
speed only matters relative to distance and trajectory, if I saw an object heading towards me at mach 32, but I spotted it at 20km away, I'd still have a comfortable 2 seconds to move out of it's path which is plenty
>Predictions
Something Yakuza or GTA related
Something SMT/Persona related
Something JoJo related
Something Sonic related
At least four new franchises added onto the show >Hopes
Dorohedoro PLEASE WHY HASN'T KAIMAN BEEN ON THE SHOW YET. Whether he’s up against Toji or Geto I don’t care at this point, I just want my lizard boy to get some action.
Same goes for Yakuza appearing on the show. Yagami, Kiryu, Goro, any of them will do.
I kinda want Palpatine Vs Xehanort just for the spectacle and colour clashes.
>predictions
Some match with Kratos (maybe Kratos Vs Ashura, maybe not)
A capeshit episode involving two women and the winner is the DC character everyone expected to lose
A Jojo episode
More JJK because that gave them lots of views
A season that starts off weak but ramps up in the second half >Wants
Sailor Moon Vs Madoka or Kinomoto Sakura
Samus Vs Master Chief
Deku Vs Kamala Khan
A new Wonder Woman episode
New cute female characters on the show
>Save Black Manta for Shillmonger
Is Killmonger's Black Panther suit a thing in the comics or is that only in the MCU? >Also Ichigo vs Yusuke and Naruto vs Luffy should happen in the same season imo.
They did say they were sick of waiting to use Luffy.
Not bad but I still prefer MHA vs Hitman Reborn matches either way because MHA copied a lot of shit directly from Hitman Reborn moreso than what people usually say it did like Naruto.
Yuji will either have to get Sukuna for his connection to make sense, which stomps Denji, or get his current powers that can make Sukuna flinch, which also stomps Denji
You can always just give Yuji 15F Sukuna while also giving him his current moveset to make life easier/more interesting. >stomps Denji
Nah. Without Sukuna, Yuji is just majorly outclassed in every field save for speed, which doesn’t exactly save him from just getting stalled out or grabbed by the guy who can knock around building sized monsters.
WITH Sukuna it’s closer, but that’d have to be 15F Sukuna since that was the last time he had him. With that the fight is somewhat closer…until you realize that unlike Denji being able to scale/upscale from Falling’s planetary shenanigans (which is something that they considered in Makima Vs Gojo), Yuji can’t scale at all to the black hole.
>Yuji is just majorly outclassed in every field save for speed,
Not even speed, he's hilariously outclassed in every stat and his new blood manipulation powers would only help Denji stay alive. His only chance is black flash'ing Denji's upper body off and preventing regen.
I’m willing to give Yuji the speed advantage because of Kashijobbers waves or whatever, but I don’t think it’d even be all that useful since Denji can just outright contend with people so fast that they can bounce around an entire room while being basically invisible to everyone. There’s also the fact that I’m sure he gets some crazy shit off of Asa being able to condense the entire mass of an aquarium into a spear. I don’t even think him hurting Denji’s soul is going to be enough because 1. Devils already exist and function on a conceptual level and 2. The second Pochita feels that someone’s trying to mess with his best friend’s soul he’s going to say “peakaboo” and tear off their head. I find it kind of ironic that Yuji learning RCT would actually frick him over in this fight, because it’d mean that his opponent gets infinite energy by feeding off of him.
>Luke vs Mark >Piccolo vs Archie Knuckles >Kratos vs Doomslayer >Ruby Rose vs Seele Vollerei >Naruto vs Luffy >Godzilla vs Ultraman >Gwenpool vs Superboy Prime >Jimmy vs Dexter >Ichigo vs Yusuke >Gaston vs Prince Charming >Kyle vs Simon >Bugs Bunny vs Usada Pekora
vs Prince Charming
Which iteration of Prince Charming? Because Gaston >Can lift 3 adult women and the wooden bench they're sitting on above his head and hold it there with one arm while flexing the other and singing, no audible exertion in the process. That's at minimum 350 pounds assuming each woman weighs a modest 110lbs and factoring in about 20 for the bench. For comparison, the world record for a similar one handed lift with a dumbbell was 320 pounds back in 2019. >Can flex his neck muscles so hard he can snap a leather belt wrapped around >Can take the same belt, bite off a chunk of the leather with his teeth, and spit it out with enough force to ricochet off of multiple objects >Has biceps roughly the size of his own head >Can punch Lefou hard enough to send him up to the ceiling >Can wrestle multiple village men into submission at once >Can juggle 6 uncooked eggs and the basket they were sitting in with expert accuracy and didn't break one. Masterful hand eye coordination. >Proceeds to rapidly eat all 6 eggs out of the air, 2 at a time, while still holding a note. >Expert marksman with a bow. >Government appointed game warden for an entire town. Expert tracker and survivalist with an impress hunting track record. >Able to use use a Blunderbuss with inhuman levels of accuracy. Can rapidly fire 3 shots in seconds despite the Blunderbuss being a single shot muzzle loaded weapon. >His footsteps can cause the entire building he's in to shake >Never loses a game of chess, even when his opponent has him in checkmate. >Can stir an entire town into violent fervor with a song >Master on horseback >Master of deception. Plays possum to lower a monster's guard so he can sneak in for the kill.
Gaston's only weaknesses?
Wet banisters, and he presumably can't read.
The man even fell into a river and we never see a body. Wouldn't surprise me if the absolute unit survived.
The FRICK is any version of Prince Charming doing to this fricking demi-god?
Could be Shrek's Prince Charming but he's for Hans from Frozen and we already have the best Shrek vs Beauty & The Beast matchup
>Prince and Princess of royal heritage that were cursed to take on the form of a monster, and requires the power of true love in order their curse to be broken.
>Chief vs Samus
There is no conceivable way in hell they're going to do this.
If you composite Samus Aran she's basically a high end comic book character in terms of sheer bullshit. You're better off sending her against Iron Man or some alien armored anime character like The Guyver or something.
Master Chief needs a more grounded space soldier or high tech armor soldier to go against.
Jim Raynor, Commander Shepard, One of the Crysis marines, maybe toss him at a full squad of Republic Commandos or Cogs or something. Doomguy is out for a rematch though. 2016 and Eternal kick the rip and tear meme into overdrive and it's become the slayer's entire character.
Samus vs Doomslayer could work
Though that's a fairly dumb matchup still
Since if you go by feats displayed by the characters, Samus wins that one handily enough, but if you go purely by lore statements, Doomslayer is multiversal (don't ask why multiversal Doomslayer actually had to use a special weapon to seal away the Icon of Sin)
I'm so sick of SF vs MK. It's almost as formulaic at this point as Marvel vs DC.
One of the many matchups I put up there that I don't actually like. I find MK vs SF to be a vapid rivalry that only 90s kids care about.
>Duke vs Sam >Lightning vs Shulk >Dumbledore vs Gandalf
The only one I agree with you on is Duke vs Sam. Shulk's been in the last two Smash games as well as that Xenoblade Chronicles 3 DLC which came out last year. And what do you mean Dumbledore vs Gandalf isn't relevant? Both Harry Potter and LotR have been getting new material in recent years. Not to mention that both are staples of fantasy literature.
They already a Tekken vs KOF match. I think Omni-Man vs Homelander was kind of the weird process to see if Kazuya vs Wesker or something like it would work as an episode. And tbf Omni-Man vs Homelander is one of their most viewed and beloved eps even now.
>They already a Tekken vs KOF match
Does that matter at all when most of the Street Fighter fights have been against Mortal Kombat? Or that the majority of Sonic fights have been against Mario?
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No goddammit, MLP. Wait, Danny Phantom caused a shooting?
>Wait, Danny Phantom caused a shooting?
Remember the punk ghost girl, Ember? Some nutjob got obsessed with her, made a bunch of cartoons about her and his ghost girl self insert, shot up his place of work before saying "I'M GOING GHOST" and turning the gun on himself. Now you have to tell me how the frick horse show caused THREE shootings.
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>before saying "I'M GOING GHOST" and turning the gun on himself
Please tell me you made that up because if it’s true then I feel horrible for how hilarious that is. >Now you have to tell me how the frick horse show caused THREE shootings
THAT one I got wrong. I was mistaking some other shootings for being affiliated with MLP. There is, however, the FedEx guy.
Yeah some guy did a shooting and he was obsessed with the Danny Phantom goth girl or something like that.
Also I can see why Brony's of all "people" would be responsible for mass disasters like that.
Steven israeliteniverse fans also threatened and tried to push a dying kid in the hospital to suicide because he wanted to see an episode early before he passed......
Oh and I forgot Dick and Shorty fans started some coup at almost every McDonald's in the US when they advertised the schezuan sauce or whatever the frick it's called was coming back and even got multiple cars to get into crashes over that shit.
Actually I was referring to Rebbeca making porn of the Ed’s and Roiland beating his wife, but those are also good examples of moronic fanbases making a series look ba-worse but people generally not caring if they make it into DB.
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>Please tell me you made that up because if it’s true then I feel horrible for how hilarious that is.
He really did kill himself but the "going ghost" part was a dramatic embellishment on my part.
4 months ago
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I'm just glad Steven Shekelverse and Dick both lost 🙂
Here's hoping Ruby loses to Maka or Deku too since Roosterteeth is an entire shithole.
Also here's a video of the Danny Phantom shooter thing.
>Gordon vs Isaac
Praying for that one this season. Wasn’t it one of the most liked matchups in the discord, yet didn’t make it on the poll? Maybe it’s already scheduled
So, almost all the OG MK characters appeared on the show (even if Shang Tsung could do for a better episode).
Of the missing ones:
Liu Kang has Jago, Ryu and Fei Long (or pretty much any fightan Bruce Lee clone)
But who do Kano and Reptile fight?
>Kano
Captain Boomerang or Brayan Fury from Tekken. >Reptile
Lizardman from Soul Calibur.
>Predictions
A Dragon Ball fight.
Door-kun fight.
A fighting game vs fighting game fight.
Tifa vs whichever punch girl they choose to use.
>A Dragon Ball fight
Dragon Ball is guarantee on this show. Then again, I used to think fighting games were guarantee, but then seasons 9 and 10 came and went without them. >A fighting game vs fighting game fight.
We're really overdue for one.
If they even bother with a Cyclops fight I feel like they will go for the leader connection instead.
I saw some people throw around Black Manta vs Green Goblin and well, I assume it would be a better match up than just having Norman choke a clown.
>Black Manta vs Green Goblin
Sounds better than the crap I thought of on the spot.
They're also both cops/a former cop who lost their beloved son and with it their faith in the world and eventually they mentored a young man/young-looking "man" in the ways of life (Jesse and Connor). Their stories eventually end with them coming to terms with the way things are (Mike realizing that he had underestimated Walter and that he had brought himself to his deserved fate after all the death he brought upon others and Hank realizing that robots and humans weren't ever that different from one another and that some robots were ironically more "human" than the actual humans).
I think it is more likely that we will have sukuna vs muzan before denji vs yuji.
As for a relevant csm match to tie with the new movie, idk.
There’s always something like Power Vs Foo Fighters or Quanxi Vs That One Guy from AOT whose name I don’t know. But then again Hit the Quan hasn’t shown up in the anime yet.
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There’s always something like Power Vs Foo Fighters or Quanxi Vs That One Guy from AOT whose name I don’t know. But then again Hit the Quan hasn’t shown up in the anime yet.
I know that Joel vs Rick has been sorta popular as a match for a while but I genuinely believe this works a lot better.
>2 dads that had a daughter named Sarah, who then died due to circumstances out of their control (Joel's Sarah was shot by a swat officer and Hop's Sarah passed away via cancer). After this event both men became jaded and cynical, distancing themselves from everyone around them and generally becoming more violent and brutal, until they met a special little girl nicknamed El (Ellie who was special because she was immune to the Cordyceps and Eleven who was special due to have telekinetic abilities). Both men take in these young girls in order to fulfill a collective goal (Joel to take Ellie to the Fireflies so they could extract a cure from her and Hopper, Eleven, and many others to take down Hawkins Lab to save their town), fighting against supernatural monsters along the way (The Infected and "The Demogorgon"). At the end of it all, both Joel and Hop came to recognize these young special girls as their new surrogate daughter figures and over time, both of the men regained their faith in humanity because of them.
That's a lot more than just the "old badass survivalists in the apocalypse" that Joel vs Rick has or even "old men who watch after young girls in the apocalypse" that Joel vs Lee has. I also believe Hop has better feats anyways than Rick or Lee due to the Upside Down creatures and the trained assassin from S3 being more dangerous than the typical enemies in TWD.
I still think Joel has a higher chance of winning however due to being more pragmatic in his approach, being generally more skilled in cqc, being faster and as strong if not stronger in combat, carrying more weapons on him regularly, and having at least 20 years more experience in his own apocalyptic setting.
Which is funny because it's another example of Joel beating a trained cop in a vs debate.
>The connections between Taro Sakamoto and Taiyo Asano are that they are both legendary gun-wielding modern shonen protagonists who while at a surface level don’t seem to be dangerous at all due of their plain and simple looks and personality, but are actually extremely skilled and considered the best of their organization/faction (The JCC/JAA and The Spy Association) and their profession, which revolves around assassination (Hitman and Spy) and both were forced into these professions due of the dangers surrounding their new found families, with the contrast that Sakamoto had to rejoin The JCC/JAA again while Taiyo had his first debut there). >Both faced great isolation and loneliness in their previous lives due of the lack of a family, but would find and marry the love of their loves (Mutsumi Yozakura and Aoi Sakamoto) and have children (Hifumi Yozakura and Alpha Yozakura, and Hana Sakamoto) who they share a great concern for as the father and main assassin of the family, so much that they changed their appearance and bodies for the sake of protecting them at all costs, which grants them much more superior physically strength and mobility. (Sakamoto‘s Slim Form/Advanced Chubby Form and Taiyo‘s eyes and hair/True Spring Blossom) >They both also follow a "No Kill Policy“ for the sake of their families.
1/2
>Both would be hunted and chased by their past and a unknown evil figures that was responsible for taking the lives of their loved ones (Kei Uzuki and Slur’s Group, and Momo Yozakura/Tsubomi Yozakura/Asa) who plan to take down the assassin organizations for their plans and ideals, which was why they rejoin these organizations to seek them out and end it once for all. >They also are "friends“ with fellow assassins who are black haired butthole weirdos which seem nice on a surface level but are actually sadist and cruel people in battle, who are still somewhat good people in their hearts, who also like to push the protagonist on the edge for fun. (Kyoichiro Yozakura and Nagumo).
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>Both would be hunted and chased by their past and a unknown evil figures that was responsible for taking the lives of their loved ones (Kei Uzuki and Slur’s Group, and Momo Yozakura/Tsubomi Yozakura/Asa) who plan to take down the assassin organizations for their plans and ideals, which was why they rejoin these organizations to seek them out and end it once for all. >They also are "friends“ with fellow assassins who are black haired butthole weirdos which seem nice on a surface level but are actually sadist and cruel people in battle, who are still somewhat good people in their hearts, who also like to push the protagonist on the edge for fun. (Kyoichiro Yozakura and Nagumo).
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>The connections between Taro Sakamoto and Taiyo Asano are that they are both legendary gun-wielding modern shonen protagonists who while at a surface level don’t seem to be dangerous at all due of their plain and simple looks and personality, but are actually extremely skilled and considered the best of their organization/faction (The JCC/JAA and The Spy Association) and their profession, which revolves around assassination (Hitman and Spy) and both were forced into these professions due of the dangers surrounding their new found families, with the contrast that Sakamoto had to rejoin The JCC/JAA again while Taiyo had his first debut there). >Both faced great isolation and loneliness in their previous lives due of the lack of a family, but would find and marry the love of their loves (Mutsumi Yozakura and Aoi Sakamoto) and have children (Hifumi Yozakura and Alpha Yozakura, and Hana Sakamoto) who they share a great concern for as the father and main assassin of the family, so much that they changed their appearance and bodies for the sake of protecting them at all costs, which grants them much more superior physically strength and mobility. (Sakamoto‘s Slim Form/Advanced Chubby Form and Taiyo‘s eyes and hair/True Spring Blossom) >They both also follow a "No Kill Policy“ for the sake of their families.
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>Powerscaling is a hobby
Holy shit that's pathetic. >Should I make something? >Or improve my body? >Travel somewhere? >Meet and interact with people face to face? >NAH MY FRICKING HOBBY IS JERKING OFF TO FEETS I MEAN FEATS
You can have multiple different hobbies at once. In fact, who the frick only has one specific hobby? In fact, who the frick considers regular exercise and bodily improvement a hobby? That’s normal more than anything.
The ancient Greek philosophers basically spent all day shitposting on their forum, and they’re considered some of the wisest men of their day. How is this any different?
>Powerscalers are so deluded that they compare themselves to philosophers.
Oh yes, my favorite lecture of Platos was that time he said Heracles could totally dick slap Theseus.
>Socrates argues that Achilles is such a good liar in the Iliad that he fools even Odysseus, who never notices his duplicity (371a). Citing the passages where Achilles tells Odysseus that he will not rejoin the war but will sail away with the early dawn, and Ajax a different story, that he will wait for Hector to come and burn his ship and tent himself. Socrates says this is a cunning man (Iliad, IX, 357–363.) If Achilles is so shifty that even Odysseus, whose middle name is cunning, cannot spot it, Achilles must be the better liar. Achilles, of course, never carried out his threat to leave, but remained at his camp. Hippias, quite foolishly, insists that Achilles told two different stories "in innocence."
These frickers 100% had backroom vs debates
everyone does. a group of men will inevitably talk about that sort of thing. tyson and ali and bruce lee and silverbacks and bears. power scalers will "calc" a "feat" and reference mathematical and philosophical concepts they don't really understand in order to fellate their preferred characters over others and placing them on plateaus that they themselves can't describe coherently. only a handful of them would say "this would be a neat fight to have happen" instead of "x will effortlessly blitz y and overpower him by a factor of 33,776.1488, y will job, y is x victim" and this is what you consider discourse of the same variety as whatever the frick socrates &co. talked about at the public baths while scratching their balls?
>power scalers will "calc" a "feat" and reference mathematical and philosophical concepts they don't really understand in order to fellate their preferred characters over others and placing them on plateaus that they themselves can't describe coherently
You'd probably blow your brains out talking to any theologist in the past. They're the OGs of coming up with insane concepts to fellate their deities and cosmology as the ultimate one.
4 months ago
Anonymous
i don't blow my brains out because flat earthers and multiverse and simulation proponents exist. there is a difference between hazarding an educated guess as to the nature of our reality and presuming to utilize a potential element of reality in a fight between two characters everyone this side of krishna's taste buds knows to be fake, and to use them in tandem with lack of understanding, all just to get to bigger homietons. they'd throw their smelly sandals at you because you'd keep interrupting thoughtful conversations with "okay but who would win between horus and apollo?" and "guys according to my pixel scaling of this vase..."
4 months ago
Anonymous
>there is a difference between hazarding an educated guess as to the nature of our reality and presuming to utilize a potential element of reality in a fight between two characters
Lmao no there isn't, these people are always debating how valid their interpretations and general religion are on the foundation of unfalsifiable schizo concepts.
4 months ago
Anonymous
and what do one's musings of reality have to do with power scaling epileptic media made for toddlers? go pixel scale some more vases
4 months ago
Anonymous
Multiverse theory and simulation theory is the redditors guide to reality. Which is why dudes like Musk and Bill Nye shill for it.
Is this why power scaling is getting pushed back in recent times? Getting recommended on videos on why powerscaling is dumb and people referencing that Stan Lee video.
i don't blow my brains out because flat earthers and multiverse and simulation proponents exist. there is a difference between hazarding an educated guess as to the nature of our reality and presuming to utilize a potential element of reality in a fight between two characters everyone this side of krishna's taste buds knows to be fake, and to use them in tandem with lack of understanding, all just to get to bigger homietons. they'd throw their smelly sandals at you because you'd keep interrupting thoughtful conversations with "okay but who would win between horus and apollo?" and "guys according to my pixel scaling of this vase..."
Usually this line of thinking, alongside the people who use the Stan Lee video, are just butt hurt because one of their favorite characters lost in a powerscaling debate and they are either too lazy or too stupid to make an argument in their favor.
People who are too focused in dismissing power scaling 99% of the time do it because they gave powerscaling debates any amount of importance, otherwise they wouldn't even address the topic.
4 months ago
Anonymous
this is about power scalers comparing themselves to ancient greek philosophers and considering themselves to be their distant cultural successors because "they both got together and discussed stuff". not whatever bullshit slam dunk you tried to pull here
4 months ago
Anonymous
Okay, here's a bigger slam dunk: Stan Lee himself was a power-scaler who created the official strength classes for marvel. Stop trying justify your incessant b***hing over a fun harmless hobby, you fricking mindless consoomer.
4 months ago
Anonymous
that doesn't have anything to do with what i said you try hard little b***h
4 months ago
Anonymous
Cope homosexual
4 months ago
Anonymous
We don't sign our posts here
4 months ago
LopiBats
>they gave powerscaling debates any amount of importance
No one cares about this except bots provoking fake flamewars and your chronically online ass. Go powerscale to someone normal, they’ll think you’re moronic and jobless.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Go powerscale to someone normal
You mean people who watch sports, mma, and get into moronic debates like gorilla vs bears after seeing it on joe rogan?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>gorilla vs bears
are there still people who argue in favor of the gorilla?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Hell yeah
4 months ago
Anonymous
Rhinos aren't made to fight animals larger than them, let alone israeli inventions. You dumb moron.
4 months ago
Anonymous
the rhinos are larger by quite a bit chuddie
4 months ago
Anonymous
They're blind, slow and their skin isn't prepared to take bites from that dinosauce. The rhino would die.
4 months ago
Anonymous
horn's way too lethal head on and their 2 inch thick hides are notorious for being durable. carnies don't have a tenth of an elephant's intellect or strength so it gets gored
4 months ago
Anonymous
You are really quite something if you fricking believe a theropod dinosaur doesn't have the speed to dodge that horn. Go check the type of prey these animals used to face on a daily basis you fart sniffer.
You're really the dumbest troglodyte I've met on this site.
4 months ago
Anonymous
You do know carnotaurs don't attack like rexes do, right?
4 months ago
Anonymous
All large therapods used the same body plan to attack their prey. Which is why some of them developed weapons in the extremety of their tails. Which means these animals were indeed fast to attack and take a look at it, they would attack from the behind.
No fricking rhino would stand a chance against a dinosaur like this.
4 months ago
Anonymous
The fact that tail weapons even worked to begin with means that therapods were pretty fricking limited in what they could do
like, just attack from the front
4 months ago
Anonymous
Tails work because they can be swung like weapons. And if they were evolved like this so many times, means the ambush technique applied by these large theropod dinosaurs was very deadly. A rhino doesn't stand a chance against these animals.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Rhinos have to deal with big cats which are leagues smarter and better ambush hunters
tails only work if you're aware that you're being ambushed
4 months ago
Anonymous
>the ceratopsians
Yeah, only tail swinging weapons works on therapods. Mmhmm.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Another thing a rhino doesn't have? A neck protector.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Neither did stegosaurus and it could take out an allosaur.
4 months ago
Anonymous
have you looked at a rhino recently? their necks are sturdy as frick and covered in that kevlar skin of theirs
they're also capable of much better attacks because a triceratops was about as smart as a triceratops animatronic
4 months ago
Anonymous
They also seem prone to out of nowhere bouts of aggression https://youtu.be/cj6GM4x4-M8
And definitely a lot stronger than I thought
4 months ago
Anonymous
they've got relatively poor eyesight and as such they're quick to enter flight or fight mode and momma rhino didn't raise no coward
4 months ago
Anonymous
I don't fricking care!!!! YOU DUMB SHIT
ANY LARGE THERAPOD DINOSAUR WOULD ATTACK THE RHINO FROM THE BEHIND!
NO RHINO STANDS A CHANCE AGAINST A PREDATOR LIKE THIS.
FRICKING have a nice day.
4 months ago
Anonymous
No. No they won't.
4 months ago
Anonymous
And the rhino would turn around because it could fricking SMELL them a mile away
because that's something you're forgetting, for the most part, dinosaur sense of smell was complete and utter arse, therapods didn't have to bother covering their scent in any way
And it's not like the rhino doesn't know that a predator would try to go for it's behind, because literally every single predator that faces a rhino tries this trick and all of them are smarter than the smartest therapod, fricking hell depending on what therapod you're talking about there's a good chance the god damn RHINO was smarter than them
4 months ago
Anonymous
>the rhino would turn
They're slow animals that struggle to see 20 meters ahead.
Smell what exactly? Rhinos don't recognize dinosaurs by their smell.
They're also extremely sluggish since they don't have natural predators. They fend off all the existent ones with their massive size.
Also carnotaurs were light enough to be fast and agile. He could run circles around a rhino.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Rhinos can run just as fast as a hippo. The frick are you on about?
4 months ago
Anonymous
I'm straight lines. The dinosaur would circle it as they are ambush predators. The attack would come from the behind, where the rhino would have no protection.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>rhino turns around >NOOOOOOOOO AIIIIIIIIIIIEEE LOOK OUT REX-SAMA
4 months ago
Anonymous
Nah, it isn't able to turn around that fast.
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And look at that much exposed flesh. A carnotaur would be able to just take a good bite on its read and bring it to the floor, with ease. There's a reason many dinosaur species evolved armored plates at the time.
4 months ago
Anonymous
3:40, turns around pretty fast there.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Not fast enough for a dinosaur. Abother thing, that horn can't hit horizontally. If the dinosaur stuck on its side the fight would be over pretty fast.
4 months ago
Anonymous
It'd be over, yeah, cause carnotaurus are fricking moronic, and will run face first into the horn.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Bro, mammals fall prey to crocodiles all the time. Stop with the idea that rhinos are so intelligent they would probably invent a shotgun and kill a trex with it. Rhinos are one of the dumbest fricking creatures on four legs alive.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>jaguars eat caiman >hippos bite fricking nile crocodiles in half >giant river otters swarm and eat black caiman adults
Ah yes, Mammals lose all the time... Hell, 300 chimps could take out a T-rex.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>t-rex screaming in confusion as 300 chimps are climbing it, biting it, smacking it, all screaming the entire time
kek
4 months ago
Anonymous
What do crocodiles feed of in Africa?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Crocs? They feed on anything in Africa. Birds, other reptiles, mammals, sharks. They're pretty much the apex predators of the water in Africa.
Until hippos get involved.
Hippos have been seen biting crocodiles in half, eating their young, stealing prey, and even stealing prey from other predators.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>can hear 'what a wonderful world' and the stock screams
4 months ago
Anonymous
4 months ago
Anonymous
That's besides my point. Crocodiles feed on mammals all the time, including us, the smartest being this planet ever had.
So intelligence isn't exactly a factor in a match as straight lined as this one.
Also rhinos are super moronic so even that is a moot point.
4 months ago
Anonymous
rhinos are deceptively intelligent as a matter of fact
4 months ago
Anonymous
Big fricking whoop. One of the deadliest animals in africa is the fricking black mamba. A single bite from it can kill an elephant ten times over. It could kill a carnotaurus.
4 months ago
Anonymous
crocodiles only opportunistically feed on humans though, mostly when the humans are being morons
humans in turn kill far more crocodiles than the other way around
also rhinos are moronic by mammal standards, they'd still be smarter than any herbivorous dinosaur
it's sort of hard to overstate how dumb herbivorous dinosaurs were
sauropods in particular had such terrible brain to body size ratio, it's more similar to an insect than a mammal
4 months ago
Anonymous
Rhinos are extremely near sighted and can afford to be because they have no natural predators in their habitat. Any dinosaur with a good eyesight would have advantage over them.
Next up you're going to debate me that an elephant could also beat a trex lmao.
4 months ago
Anonymous
they still have mammal hearing and sense of smell
it's their eyesight that's shitty
dinosaurs didn't have the same level of scent masking mammalian predators have because none of their prey could smell them
the absolute basic most requirement to sneak up on a rhino is to not smell like a predator, which is such a basic requirement every single mammalian predators can account for it
but therapods didn't
4 months ago
Anonymous
God you're really trying to negotiate with me that a carnotaurus, am animal that sneaked on rhino sized animals for a loving, wouldn't ever get close to a rhino? Bang your head against a wall, stop talking to me.
Any thatopod that big would run circles, dodge, flavor the fragrance of that easy prey, before tackling it to the ground and taking huge chunks out of its naked body.
4 months ago
Anonymous
You're gushing over carnotaurus but what you need is a fricking thesaurus
4 months ago
Anonymous
Good jokes don't win you debated, bro
4 months ago
Anonymous
I won though
4 months ago
Anonymous
yes because the animal he snuck up on had no sense of smell
rhino does
pretty easy anon
4 months ago
Anonymous
Once crocs get to a certain size, Hippos will avoid them. They fear Gustave
4 months ago
Anonymous
That was a 16 foot one in the video. How big is the 'don't frick with it' size?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Crocs grow accordingly to the availability of prey. Is hippos aren't seem as prey there's no reason for them to evolve to hunt them.
And crocodiles already feed on dead hippos so keeping that size is only a positive trait to them.
4 months ago
Anonymous
The causality you're postulating doesn't make sense considering both are better linear runners and the rhino isn't even slower than the carno >rhino and carno confront one another >rhino charges and tries to gore, knock down and stomp >carnotaurus blitzes to the side at imperceptible speeds and keeps running imperceptible circles around the rhino despite the latter's developed hearing and smell >also considering carno greatly outweighs the sneaky lion and homosexual sapiens and would be making a lot more noise >somehow getting closer while imperceptible the entire time >teleports bite to the rhino's neck without the rhino even being aware of where it is >in 100 out of 100, this is what happens
You sound delusional
4 months ago
Anonymous
it's mostly sense of smell that would give it away
none of carno's prey had anything resembling a developed sense of smell
animals without sense of smell tend to be rather smelly themselves, good example of this are the new zealand native animals
they're utterly helpless against cats because they never had to contend with anything that could smell them so even if the kakapo has and impressive camouflage, it matters for jackshit because their smell is strong enough blind cats can hunt them successfully
4 months ago
Anonymous
could've said new zealand natives and i would've also believed you
4 months ago
Anonymous
they can't ambush a rhino, rhino's sense of smell is way too strong for that
4 months ago
Anonymous
you're plenty of things and straight isn't one of them
4 months ago
Anonymous
Good joke but I'm still right.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Smell what exactly?
big overpowering unusually strong smell of rotting meat which is the universal sigh of "holy frick it's a predator"
And if you're going with rhino wouldn't know carnotaur, then I'm going with carnotaur wouldn't know a rhino and wouldn't even dare attack them to begin with
because a rhino is significantly larger than their usual prey
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Also carnotaurs were light enough to be fast and agile.
Carnotaurus' tail and legs were too rigid and inflexible to allow it to turn while running, let alone run in circles. It was literally designed for sprinting straight in open areas and nothing else. It's physically incapable of dodging
4 months ago
Anonymous
And again, look at its prey. Fast herd dinosaurs.
You're wrong.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>This suggests that C. sastrei and it close relatives had a diminished ability to make rapid tight turns, relative to other equivalently sized theropods. However, the results of the digital muscle reconstruction suggest that what C. sastrei lacked in turning ability it may have made up for in overall speed and acceleration.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3197156/
Yes, the predator of fast herd dinosaurs would in fact be a sprinter
4 months ago
Anonymous
Its ability to turn would still be far more than sufficient to out maneuver a rhino.
The causality you're postulating doesn't make sense considering both are better linear runners and the rhino isn't even slower than the carno >rhino and carno confront one another >rhino charges and tries to gore, knock down and stomp >carnotaurus blitzes to the side at imperceptible speeds and keeps running imperceptible circles around the rhino despite the latter's developed hearing and smell >also considering carno greatly outweighs the sneaky lion and homosexual sapiens and would be making a lot more noise >somehow getting closer while imperceptible the entire time >teleports bite to the rhino's neck without the rhino even being aware of where it is >in 100 out of 100, this is what happens
You sound delusional
The rhino is slower than the carno because you have to take into account that the rhino would react fast enough. And it wouldn't. Zero chance a rhino would have enough awareness to perceive all of the large therapods movements.
4 months ago
Anonymous
who's talking about movement here
we're talking about sound and smell
4 months ago
Anonymous
Rhinos react instantly to preceived threats, either running at the spot where they hear the sound/smell the stank to gore it, or running away.
Reminder, therapods now pick parasites off rhinos in the modern day. That's how far the mighty therapods have fallen.
4 months ago
Anonymous
React to something weighing over a ton standing in front of it? LOL?
The carno won't fare as well as this SUV
4 months ago
Anonymous
Oh yeah it would. It would side step it with ease too.
Dinosaurs move like birds.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Not all of them, you dipshit. Brachiosaurus would not get out of the way.
But still, therapods like allosaur, carnotaur, and rex have turned into...Well this.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Post these ninjasaurus of yours in action
4 months ago
Anonymous
I don't need to post it. You know what a large therapod dinosaur is, I assume. The rest is the animal biology.
They all had the same body plan and hunting methods.
If you don't know how these animals behaved like don't debate me, simple. You're wasting my time.
A rhino would be too sluggish and naked to exist in the cretaceous. Most large dinosaurs had armored plates or were endurance runners. Rhinos allow everything to get as close as they can fricking distinguish them to a tree (about 20m) because they evolved with zero awareness against predators.
4 months ago
Anonymous
No the frick they didn't.
4 months ago
Anonymous
have you ever seen a rhino up close?
they ARE armored
also they do have awareness against predators, they're pretty skittish when it comes to foreign smells
4 months ago
Anonymous
Not when compared to dinosaurs. And again, rhinos allow lions to get close all the time. Because lions can't do much to them.
4 months ago
Anonymous
So you have nothing. Dick riding dinogay
4 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not even sure that horn the rhino has would hit anything. They can't kill elephants with it. In my opinion the dinosaur would just put a foot on the rhinos face, and that would be the end of it.
4 months ago
Anonymous
It couldn't fricking turn, you daft mong. Carnotaurus is all speed at the cost of agility. It physically can't outmanoeuvre a rhino because it literally wasn't designed to run in circles no matter how hard you cope
4 months ago
Anonymous
bro, please... carnotaurus had a 0.01 second, 2 meter side leap and brains equivalent to supercomputers, you gotta believe me...
4 months ago
Anonymous
4 months ago
Anonymous
Good thing this isn't an ambush scenario then
Post any proof a Carnotaurus could and would perform a 2 meter long side jump to avoid a Rhino's head on charge
4 months ago
Anonymous
I'm sure you think a carnie could take a palaeoloxodon based on your embarrassing behavior in that other thread
4 months ago
Anonymous
First, that's a ceratosaurus, not a carnotaurus
Second, if a fricking tiny brained stegosaurus can fend off a therapod, sometimes fatally, means a rhino has a decent chance.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I can't imagine the sheer slaughter if a stegosaurus had to go up against big cats
that tiny ass head vs a leopard or jaguar? they would eat like kings
4 months ago
Anonymous
male lion could do it with its game plan of clenching its jaws around his prey's neck but jaguars would be in trouble due to the back plates
4 months ago
Anonymous
Jaguars are adaptable though and have claws made for climbing
definitely could see a smart one figure out a way to cling onto the neck of a stegosaurus and fatally pierce the skull
4 months ago
Anonymous
A stegosaurus is far too big for even a syberian tiger, let alone a jaguar.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Their heads aren't too big.
4 months ago
Anonymous
They can't even kill adult black caimans. Let alone something like this.
Jaguars aren't part of the mega fauna of the cenozoic, there existed far larger cats that could actually pose a threat against an animal this big.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>jaguars have enough bite force to bite through an adult black caiman's skull, killing it instantly, while under water >'they can't even kill adult black caimans'
????
4 months ago
Anonymous
they definitely don't go for adults at least as their first choice since they're not looking for a struggle. a grown stegosaur is probably too big, too voluminous for the jaguar to target but i think it could get the job done with the right incentive and game plan
4 months ago
Anonymous
mentioned the lynx example before
if a lynx who's bite force doesn't even come close to that of a jaguar successfully considers elk prey, good chance a hungry jaguar would eventually try
4 months ago
Anonymous
jaguars aren't lynx with their idiosyncrasies. they could pull it off but if they did it would be a wild outlier in their usual behavior. why go after the stegosaurus when there's a perfectly delicious juvenile spectacled caiman in the river?
4 months ago
Anonymous
No, lol. Their head is almost the size of a jaguar's entire body. This is one, if not the largest crocodile species in all of the Americas.
4 months ago
Anonymous
And they bite through that skull like butter. And it also gets jobbed by giant river otter gangs.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Bite through something larger than their mouth? Are you still taking about jaguars or smillodons?
4 months ago
Anonymous
4 months ago
Anonymous
Those aren't black caimans. Black caimans are the size of fishing boats, those caimans are smaller than the jaguar hunting them.
4 months ago
Anonymous
4 months ago
Anonymous
you are aware that a caiman's skull is several times thicker than a stegosaurus right?
and course, unprotected jugulars
and should repeatedly be mentioned just how utterly and completely stupid stegosaurus was
jaguar could stalk one all day and it'd never notice
4 months ago
Anonymous
tiny ass head
tiny ass neck
what, you think a big cat goes for the fricking BODY?
hell no, they would be hanging under it's neck ripping at it's jugular or going straight through that tiny skull
this is literally what cats are made for, lynxes have been known to hunt fricking ELK, and their necks are better protected than a stegosaur
4 months ago
Anonymous
you get gored chicken ma'am. sorry to say
4 months ago
Anonymous
rhinos are quite a bit smarter than triceratops though
and I'm well aware that rhinos aren't exactly what you call smart, but by herbivorous dinosaur standards they were geniuses
4 months ago
Anonymous
>gorilla vs bears
That's good. I need that shit.
Happy New Year anons
Happy New Year. Can you do Gorilla vs Bear? A Kodiak bear?
4 months ago
Anonymous
that's a big ass bear
4 months ago
Anonymous
Do you think a smaller bear would be more fitting? Maybe a Grizzly might be better.
4 months ago
Anonymous
If you want to make it somewhat fair go with a black bear but it doesn't have the flash and star power of a grizzly
>Yhwach is getting more feats because of the new anime
I think we are more likely to get Ichigo vs Yusuke this season especially with Ben's fondness of the idea.
The anime has mostly been following the manga aside from a few new updates here and there for certain characters like extended onscreen showings of the Quincies whom Byakuya took out and more flashbacks with younger Yhwach and the Soul Society.
Yhwach I believe was already powerful enough to stomp Darth Vitiate and I agree that Ichigo vs Yusuke is the best match by far for either.
"Dreams save us. Dreams lift us up and transform us into something better. And on my soul, I swear that until my dream of a world where dignity, honor and justice are the reality we all share, I'll never stop fighting. Ever."
"Dreams save us. Dreams lift us up and transform us into something better. And on my soul, I swear that until my dream of a world where dignity, honor and justice are the reality we all share, I'll never stop fighting. Ever."
I bet our HEROES would want us to have a happy new year.
Damn some anon celebrating his hero makes you seethe? Why can't you join him and post pictures of Godzilla saying "MY HERO" I might join you in celebration if you did that 🙁
It definitely has the potential to be the Halloween match since they had it on DB Cast a while ago and anything on DB Cast usually becomes an episode the following year or so.
But this upcoming year's Halloween match could just as easily be Ash vs Frank or Ellie vs Clem if they want to get either of those over with.
They've done several Marvel episodes as season openers. >Batman vs Black Panther >Aquaman vs Namor >Static vs Miles
All of these were done on season after the other. Though given this track record, it would be more likely for next season to open with a Marvel vs DC fight.
>pointless continuation of 90s X-Men
Oh shit I forgot that was happening. Well, now the likelihood of another X-Men just shot up. >Cyclops vs 009
I don't know if Cyborg 009 is even on their radar.
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Could be 009 or Leonardo (who might even be composited because Cyclops' optic blasts are often able to harm Heralds).
Could even be something like Cyc vs Nightwing with some of his recent buffs if they're weird with it.
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Then of course Wolverine has Zoro, Bigby, Warwick (LOL), The Last Ronin (as Old Man Logan), he has a whole bunch of untapped new matches even though ironically enough currently the general consensus is that Raiden was his best.
But even then I think they had a huge missed opportunity to capitalize on Raiden vs Strider.
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Raiden vs Wolverine could use a remaster too.
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Wolverine is the most likely X-Men to show up considering Deadpool 3 and the Insomniac game.
Raiden vs Wolverine could use a remaster too.
I don't know, I think it held up well (animation wise).
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I think it's gonna be him against Zoro or Bigby. From what I remember as of recent, those are his 2 more popular opponents in the community at the moment.
So depending on where you scale OP, either of them would either be the biggest stomp against Wolvie or a match where he should win.
Ulq is for Itachi. Both are the first members you think of when you think of their team. Plus both are stoic (ignoring Itachi's bizarre face against Sauce) and both forced their respective opponents far beyond what they could normally do. Also I want to see if Tsukoyomi works on a pure Nihilist.
I feel like Byakuya would be the better Bleach match given the whole stoic older brother vibe who were originally antagonistic towards the protag and their friends/said brother's younger siblings before revealing their true colors and why they were taking the actions they were. Byakuya's already also dealt with genjutsu-esque mental attacks before, like Book of the End, The Love (which can even extend to control over spiritual weaponry like Byakuya's Senbonzakura), and most notably The Fear.
So, Itachi would have to use something else to deal with Byakuya.
>Be Byakuya >Unleashes his katana >Kills Itachi >KO... Woah how did Itachi win? >You see Boomstick, this was actually all happening in Itachi's tsukuyomi
But I thought there was no difference between positive and negative engagement in the algo's eyes? It's why so many drama Youtubers bait for dislikes nowadays
Could be that DB does so many capeshit episodes a season that they mix it in with other capeshit channels made exactly for braindead manchildren like the ones who watch DB in the first place.
>It's why so many drama Youtubers bait for dislikes nowadays
Didn't Logan Paul, Leafy, and LTG all get their shit nuked, at least at one point?
>Speddy >Running the show
LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Yeah I’m totally sure that JK being a meaniehead on twitter is totally going to stop them from using her character. That’s why they didn’t use Rick, Homelander, Jotaro, Johnathan, Dio, Popeye, Steven Universe, Ryuko, any Disney property really, Archie Sonic, Naruto, and the horse show right?
Put two and two together anon. What show has horses on it that’s also been on DB.
I’m less “giving hope” and moreso just pointing out that the team doesn’t actually give a shit whatever baggage a series, creator made or otherwise, has. If they did, the show that’s caused at least three shootings, the series known for being able to date and frick teachers as a student, and the anime with multiple nude kids bathing wouldn’t make any appearances. Oh yeah and Rick is basically a prime example of them not caring.
>the show that’s caused at least three shootings
danny phantom x3?
No goddammit, MLP. Wait, Danny Phantom caused a shooting?
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Yeah some guy did a shooting and he was obsessed with the Danny Phantom goth girl or something like that.
Also I can see why Brony's of all "people" would be responsible for mass disasters like that.
Steven israeliteniverse fans also threatened and tried to push a dying kid in the hospital to suicide because he wanted to see an episode early before he passed......
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Oh and I forgot Dick and Shorty fans started some coup at almost every McDonald's in the US when they advertised the schezuan sauce or whatever the frick it's called was coming back and even got multiple cars to get into crashes over that shit.
>Viewtiful Joe is for Scott Pilgrim.
That's even worse of a stomp than Travis vs. Joe.
Joe's final mecha is literally bigger than the sun and can slow down time.
>Dante already had his episode
I'm saying they're probably bringing him back anyway. Especially because of the DMC series coming out that's being made by the same studio that did Castlevania.
>Makes sense for them to bring back Vergil
Vergil should've fought Sesshōmaru the whole time but whatever
>Hellboy is for Devilman
Do they just have devil people in common because if that's the case Devilman also has Etrigan or Robbie Reyes.
>Wrong. Viewtiful Joe is for Scott Pilgrim.
Wrong. Scott Pilgrim is for Naota Nansaba.
>Especially because of the DMC series coming out that's being made by the same studio that did Castlevania.
Nobody cares about Netflixvania or the crew that made it since Netflixvania Nocturne came out. It's shit and the upcoming DMC Netflix cartoon will also be shit.
>Wrong. Scott Pilgrim is for Naota Nansaba.
Frick off. Naoto is featless and has nothing in common with Scott Pilgrim at all.
They already a Tekken vs KOF match. I think Omni-Man vs Homelander was kind of the weird process to see if Kazuya vs Wesker or something like it would work as an episode. And tbf Omni-Man vs Homelander is one of their most viewed and beloved eps even now.
And? Kazuya vs Iori is cool and much better than Kazuya vs Wesker.
>Nobody cares about Netflixvania or the crew that made it since Netflixvania Nocturne came out. It's shit and the upcoming DMC Netflix cartoon will also be shit.
They exist. Even stuff that sucks that exists have already been on DB before. Like the Castlevania series you're talking about. It already sucked.
>Frick off. Naoto is featless and has nothing in common with Scott Pilgrim at all.
Scott is weak as hell so they'd be comparable regardless.
Also they're both youthful protagonists of a referential series that mixes comedy and action and was released in six installments. After being swept away from their strange and unhealthy relationship with an eccentric schoolgirl by the allure of a beautiful older woman with wildly colorful hair, both become locked into a battle against a gauntlet of opponents. In doing so, they become connected to an inter-dimensional steam of energy that resides inside their head, places an emphasis on breaking the barriers between traditional space and is related to feelings of regret and immaturity. They have abandonment issues due to a shadowy event that occurred prior to the start of the series and are associated with music, especially guitars. Their characters are both marked by their complex romantic history and general immaturity, with their journeys aiding them in fully confronting their personal faults and interpersonal trauma and learning to be better people. They climatically face off against a toxic, manipulative, alliteratively-named antagonist, who has been secretly manipulating them using their mental pools of energy in order to retrieve their greatest love (a figure who both Scott and Naota are linked to as a result of the stories set-up).
>And? Kazuya vs Iori is cool and much better than Kazuya vs Wesker.
And it's not as popular nor as talked about as Kazuya vs Wesker, for some reason. You act like I want Kazuya vs Wesker even though shitty matches happen on DB constantly.
If it only takes 2 sentences to write. Then it's shit and they don't have a lot in common. The other guy mentioned that Joe and Travis already got blonde girls named Sylvia and that they both have giant mechs to fight with so why not do that?
>If it only takes 2 sentences to write. Then it's shit and they don't have a lot in common.
Nope. It's good because then you keep it straight and to the point while getting all of your info across. You don't need a huge ass essay to write why Scooby vs Courage works. You just simply write "both are animated dogs from CN who are known for being cowardly and starring in horror-adjacent cartoons with some supernatural occurrences".
>The other guy mentioned that Joe and Travis already got blonde girls named Sylvia and that they both have giant mechs to fight with so why not do that?
Cause Scott and Joe work better thematically and visually.
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>Nope. It's good because then you keep it straight and to the point while getting all of your info across.
You can also add on to an existing idea that already has a basic ground to stand on too. Like how Scooby and Courage both have adorably dumb owners (Shaggy and Muriel) and how they're both associated with an iconic catchphrase relating to them being motivated to overcome their cowardice ("Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?" and "The things I do for love..."). Stuff like that never hurts.
>Cause Scott and Joe work better thematically and visually.
Visually maybe. Thematically they have all the same stuff Travis or hell even Naoto would have.
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>You can also add on to an existing idea that already has a basic ground to stand on too. Stuff like that never hurts.
There's no need to though. At that point people already get the idea and putting in more unnecessary information is pointless.
>Visually maybe. Thematically they have all the same stuff Travis or hell even Naoto would have.
Travis? Kinda. Naoto? Hell fricking no.
>Scott is weak as hell so they'd be comparable regardles
Naota can't fight Scott bro. Wtf is he supposed to do?
In the light novel version of the original FLCL Naota singlehandedly hits back the meteor that was about to destroy the town and knocks it away at FTL speeds. Even in the anime version he manages to hold back the meteor and get it to stop, Haruko is just the one who sends it flying in the opposite direction.
Naoto is basically anime Scott anyways so why not just do it?
>No. Have Travis fight Scott to settle a decade's old debate (even though Travis stomps).
If people know he stomps, then it was never a debate. Travis has better in Joe, Jack, or Dante. Even Ben said he had better than Scott.
>Naoto is basically anime Scott anyways so why not just do it?
He's literally not though. They both have different personalities, different conflicts, and are both from different settings entirely. The "similarities" you posted are so superficial that they can be compared to other fictional characters as well.
>If people know he stomps, then it was never a debate.
True but then again Asura vs Kratos exists despite that also being a huge bigger stomp in Asura's favor.
>Travis has better in Joe, Jack, or Dante. Even Ben said he had better than Scott.
The truth is, Travis doesn't have any real good opponents.
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>both have different personalities, different conflicts, and are both from different settings entirely.
And yet their contrasting personalities while still having similar core traits are why people find it to be so good.
>True but then again Asura vs Kratos exists despite that also being a huge bigger stomp in Asura's favor.
Lol at the crew and their fans believing the opposite tbh
>The truth is, Travis doesn't have any real good opponents.
He has Dante and Jack at least. No one cares about Viewtiful Joe except some Marvel vs Capcom players.
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>And yet their contrasting personalities while still having similar core traits are why people find it to be so good
And those people are moronic since they barely have any real similar core traits.
>Lol at the crew and their fans believing the opposite tbh
Yep. Dumbassesbal of them.
>He has Dante and Jack at least. No one cares about Viewtiful Joe except some Marvel vs Capcom players.
Dante and Jack aren't really good opponents for Travis, and nobody cares about Jack that much outside of PG fans.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Does anyone remember Jack or Madworld, nowadays? Has there been anything new?
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Anarchy Reigns came out which had Jack as a character, but beyond that not really. His main legacy is being one of very few M Rated Wii games.
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>Anarchy Reigns
That was a decade ago, man.
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I recognize that. Also I just remembered that MadWorld is probably among the only games to have a character canonically wear blackface.
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He's in the same spot as Joe unironically. Last seen in the 2011 MvC 3. Since then. Next to nothing from Capcom lol.
Since Shang Chi vs Jin has been gaining a lot of traction within the community for a while, who would any of you have Ryu fight if he were to return for one last time?
>Shang Chi vs Jin >gaining a lot of traction
That's a fricking lie.
>who would any of you have Ryu fight if he were to return for one last time?
Jin and Ryu had their best mus already, and Ryu appeared twice now. We don't need every single character to return to DB.
dale is more methodical in his approach. he would say he took his BBC out and put it in the whitest hot dog buns seth has ever seen and fed it to seth's mom
It doesn't matter if you talk backwards, mispronounce every word or use misnomers every other sentence. All you have to do is control the flow of the conversation. That's why Dale would crush the likes of TimPool and Hassan in a debate while talking about things that have nothing to do with topic being discussed
So it doesn't matter if you blatantly get things wrong then try to shrug it under the rug like an idiot? The only way Dale manages to win any online conversation is by literally screaming at the top of his lungs like a autist lol
It literally doesn't matter as long as you dominate the argument eloquently and without backup and there ain't no way Seth is countering https://youtu.be/Axvj4cnd19s
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You can dominate the argument by acting like a moron and still lose while also looking like an even bigger idiot in the end lol. That's Dale's approach to anything. If Seth does proper research he could also bring up key points in Dale's life to get him emotional, and then the only way that Dale would be able to deal with Seth is with a ban, except even that wouldn't be as effective here since Seth still has a history of doxxing and ban evading and can also just as easily send his army of dickriders after Dale's middle aged yes men.
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If you want to bank on Seth getting the moral victory all the more power to you, but Dale going off like a moron is something Seth won't be able to cope with in the moment even with prep time, he looked ridiculous during the Keemstar open discussion. Not to mention Dale is plainly more based than Seth
Marth vs DQ1 Hero is better than Marth vs WoL because both FE and DQ stick to the medieval/mystic medieval era style (ignoring 3H taking place on post apocalyptic Earth)
Rick and Doc.
Each are smarter than Trunks and Silver Combined and them combining their tech would be basically be making a multi-timeline and universal labyrinth that neither could ever escape.
Based on the Death Battle rulings at least, the Doctor could feasibly solo Trunks and Silver with foreknowledge, but if Trunks and Silver are serious they would just instant blitz them both (assuming Super Silver).
>Hulk will probably lose to Godzilla if they add Ultima to the composite >Darth Vader can beat the b***h from Fates >Megaman Classic has no one >Charizard gets murdered with the rest of Ash's Pokémon by Yugi >Goku has a ton of less popular matchups that can give him easy wins >Lex can beat Kaiba
Ash tried to punch out Mewtwo, he absolutely would be going nuts on Yugi if the latter threatened his pokemon
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by that point Yugi would already have his monsters out to protect him, besides if he does try to attack Yugi then he will be breaking the rules and then a mind crush occurs
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Anonymous
that's assuming that Ash agrees to the rules first
and that Ash's various anti-psychic feats don't come into play
honestly though a likely scenario would be Ash wrestling with Yugi then calling Pikachu out to thunderbolt both of them, confident he can take it
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Mind Crush despite the name isn't actually mind frickery
Goku doesn't even feel like he should be here.
Yeah he's 0-3. But all three loses were against the same person.
Compare that to The Hulk, who lost to Doomsday, lost to Broly, and will 100% lose to a composited Godzilla.
>had them all end in a draw so fanboys don’t get pissed
Obviously, Goku is the strongest but none of his punches worked against Luffy so he ended looking the best out of this
so since we've seen what happened with Aex vs Cole, what are very good matchups that will likely never happen (outside of polls) due to loss of relevancy?
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your kamon rouge luddite poverty scam, now have a 1984 Meguca. And then Gabriel Robotniks boyfriend cumplainned at Deathknell again.
Yeah it'll just come down to universe complexity again. Piccolo is at best as strong as manga UI Goku, so some degree of multi-universal. Archie Knuckles will get his Green form and be labeled stronger than Super Sonic.
Here's what they used for Xeno Trunks vs Archie Silver.
Literally no one cares about comics. It’s just a bunch of a fan fiction from struggling rejected writers who can’t go anywhere else. They don’t matter. At all. Normies have forgotten them, DCWB and MarvelDisney has and so should you. They’re the equivalent of a coloful fanfiction that shitty teen fic site.
Hal Jordan’s treatment in the animated films is bizarre. He gets fricked over every turn to the point where even I don’t find it funny. What the frick is going on at WB?
That's like asking how far a battle mage who can hurl fireballs and lightning bolts would make it in the roman colosseum. The Niko Style was okay at first that it seemed like a Swiss Army knife jack of all trades martial art but it developed into plot contrivance magic.
So my final answer is: Mukaku can eat shit
>Can literally instacounter everything with double the power >Can turn a basic strike into a OHKO >Only “downside” is that it can’t be used on grabs
You’re basically bringing a gun to a fist fight.
What about oxygen levels in the atmosphere though? Did Carnotaurus come from a time with substantially higher oxygen levels? If it did, then would plopping it on the fricking Sahara have it heaving loudly and struggling to move at peak performance?
This is what a stegosaur skull looks like, compare that to a caiman and this thing looks positively flimsy
caiman also don't have exposed necks with juicy jugulars and vetebrates
https://twitter.com/JumpNJetz/status/1741887967415631882
Looks like season 11 might start late as well. Expect RoosterTeeth to dick around the staff some more in the coming months. The same thing happened last year, where RT didn't renew the contracts for both of DB's editors without warning.
Probably because they’re terribly run. One would assume that if they were competent, something like this would’ve been sorted out ages ago. If they were broke they probably would just declare bankruptcy instead of forgetting to renew contracts.
https://twitter.com/JumpNJetz/status/1741887967415631882
Looks like season 11 might start late as well. Expect RoosterTeeth to dick around the staff some more in the coming months. The same thing happened last year, where RT didn't renew the contracts for both of DB's editors without warning.
Strongest character of the season
He wouldn't have been if they did his actual matchup.
>Dwarf Star Level
>Sub-Airplane Level
What the hell is that thing on the right? "The painters by aamultiverse"?
The Painters are superhuman serial killers from an analog series of the same name.
Is this suppose to be a fight, or if Columbo can bring the law down on them? I guess bringing the law on them counts because swarms of cops endlessly pursuing you can kill you.
>I guess bringing the law on them counts because swarms of cops endlessly pursuing you can kill you.
Uhhhh
Policebros?
I mean moreso like once Columbo figures them out and finds their lair or whatever the police will just be chasing them since they'll bring the swat. This sounds more like an x-file match
Oh alright. Well they haven't been caught by the police in the series as of yet so it's unknown if they could just tank police gunshots or not but if not then it's an easy win for Columbo.
This is actually my favorite matchup done by that guy.
Would this fight use sick Nagato or Nagato in his prime?
Looks like sick Nagato in the meme.
And it's Penance (Marvel) vs Pain (Naruto).
Happy New Years. Happy new thread. Happy new season.
Post predictions/wants for the new season.
>Cyclops vs Black Manta
I think people go around predicting Marvel vs DC fights all wrong. The videos I see try to come up with the ones worth doing or the ones which have support. I'm trying to think of the most mundane matchups they could do.
It would make sense as a milestone episode, but truth be told I have low confidence in it happening given the state of RWBY itself.
>Something SMT/Persona related
The only sure thing I took away from the tarot card teaser is that we'll get a Persona fight.
>Something Yakuza
Last year they did a podcast episode on Kiryu vs Dom Toretto.
If they even bother with a Cyclops fight I feel like they will go for the leader connection instead.
I saw some people throw around Black Manta vs Green Goblin and well, I assume it would be a better match up than just having Norman choke a clown.
>Norman choke a clown.
I have literally 0 doubt DB, given their previous DC-Marvel fights, would give that fight to the clown
DC lost to Marvel plenty of times.
They already sacrificed Red Hood and Batman himself to Marvel characters. And if you wanna mention "time related DBs," they fed Black Adam to Apocalypse at the same time the Black Adam movie came out. So there's a high chance Joker is losing even if they release it around the time of Joker 2: Joker The Musical.
god I hope they're not dumb enough to do MC vs Samus
watching them pretending for 20 minutes this is a fight and not a slaughter would be painful
It was mentioned in the ballot banter, and the team did a facepalm and moaned that Chief would have to die a horrible death. They couldn't even pretend he stood a chance. Even Sam knew how powerful samus was.
thank god, it's a matchup that seems to make sense at first, power armored representatives of xbox and nintendo
but when you actually look at the settings, in one of them firearms are the main weapon and in the other it's hand held plasma cannons
a Halo vs Mass Effect matchup would be drastically more interesting, though you do have the issue that Shepard can have radically different classes
Eh, they've pretty much settled on RPG characters being given everything after the complaints about the limited armaments of the FF7 cast.
thing is with Dragonborn and Chosen Undead, it is, with enough grinding, possible to get everything
Shepard however that's literally impossible, some classes are not biotic and there's no possible way for them to become biotic
That seems like pretty damming evidence against it. If I recall correctly, they treated Samus vs Nova from Starcraft as much closer fight. Maybe we'll see that as a podcast episode.
I used to want Chief vs Samus, but it lost appeal once because I thought the arsenals wouldn't work well together. That and the fact that it's unaminously agreed that Samus stomps didn't help. Another win for my girl sounds cool but I'd rather she be given an interesting fight. I feel similarly about Samus vs Doomslayer, though I do like that one a little bit more. Chief vs Shepard would be better, though I'm not sure who I'd want Samus to fight if she ever comes back.
The more I think about it, the more Kratos vs Doomslayer makes sense. Both have insanes amount of wank, but more importantly, their modern incarnations are so different than what were at the time of their episodes that they demand another look.
>Nova from Starcraft
that one's a stomp for Samus too
Kerrigan is the interesting matchup from the Starcraft series
I reread the archived thread were they talked about it and it seems I misremembered slightly; they said Samus would win easily and the only saving grace Nova had was calling down a nuke.
>Kerrigan is the interesting matchup from the Starcraft series
To be honest, I think Samus fighting a Zerg colony as a hypothetical sounds more interesting than Samus fighting Kerrigan as a Deathbattle. Wouldn't summoning the Zerg count as outside help?
And Andromeda sure as hell didn't help. Isn't there going to be Mass Effect 4?
>Wouldn't summoning the Zerg count as outside help
yes for calculations, but to make the battle interesting they definitely could go "we're only deciding the winner based on a 1v1 but during the animation, half the battle is Samus wading through a horde of Zerg"
Samus killing some Zerg should at the very least be at the beginning of the fight.
>Even if that's the case they'd likely bring Dante back regardless
They seem pretty set on Alucard fighting D. Dante vs Travis could make sense; I often wonder if that's what Ben had in mind when he said "Travis has better."
>They also haven't used Nero yet either.
Nero vs Hellboy is hella popular in the community, much to the dismay of these threads.
I could see them doing Dante vs Travis if they don't do Travis vs Jack Cayman or Scott Pilgrim which is popular for whatever reason that may be.
Plot similarities and coming out around the same time. Jack also had the fact that NMH and Madworld were infamous for being hyper violent games playable only on the Wii. Even though they're dismissive of Travis vs Scott, it's at least relevant again thanks to the show Scott got recently. It's way more than the nothing Jack's gotten over the past decade.
Sounds like it's a struggle for dominance between Dante vs Travis and Scott vs Travis then?
It's possible. I don't know how popular Travis vs Dante is in the community (at the very least I remember seeing it as a submission to the tournament) and what I said about it being on Ben's radar was purely conjecture on my part.
Well like I said either that or Dante just fights some other Castlevania hero/anti-hero.
Travis is for Viewtiful Joe.
Both are nerds living their dreams, both have giant mecha to fight with, both are around planet level, both have blond love interests named Sylvia (good premise to work with for the fight kicking off).
That one's pretty good, though Joe doesn't have the same name value as Dante.
>both are around planet level
Damn so Dante vs Travis could actually work since I heard the Uni/Low Multi DMC shit recently got debunked and I've still seen some Multi-Continental stuff for them here and there.
I want this one too, and it's so much less of a stomp then Scott Pilgrim and they're both over the top and red
Funnily enough, Scott and Viewtiful Joe actually had a OMM against each other.
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If there's going to be a mass effect 4, I wonder if it'll import data from the legendary edition.
>It's been a decade since mass effect 3 released and forever tarnished the franchise
It's time for Commander Shepard to finally come onto the show.
Yeah they should do Chief's REAL video game matchup.
Save Doomguy for Dante or something.
Dante is for Alucard or Julius Belmont or some other Castlevania character.
I don't know how much of a hot take this is, but I think Dante vs Bayo was the best for both.
Even if that's the case they'd likely bring Dante back regardless cause of the new DMC netflix series that's happening (that's being made by the same studio that made the Castlevania show mind you) and besides they'd likely want to bring back Dante anyway to catch up on some new stuff that came out with DMC 5 and his change of character there and what not.
They are most likely bringing back Vergil too for Vergil vs Sesshōmaru so......it'd only make a bit of sense, ya know?
They also haven't used Nero yet either.
Too bad they got the result wrong. Only stain of dirt in that otherwise good episode. At least nobody longer buys the forged lore and the DMC community became infamous after that incident.
They could offer either redemption by bringing either one of them back for different separate episodes and getting the accurate research this time around.
Bayo research was accurate
There is ZERO way Chief is getting another matchup before MC vs Doom Slayer gets a remake. That episode is so outdated in every way, from the research, to the lore, to the raw animation quality. It does NOT hold up.
Who the FRICK wants to see that fight get remastered instead of both characters just fighting someone else. Holy SHIT people who think like this are braindead. This is why Link, Cloud, Goku, Superman, and Mario are all stuck fighting the same characters despite every other person in their series having fought completely different franchises. Because some people just can’t let things go.
>Mario
tbf, I legit don't remember people wanting him to fight anyone other than Sonic.
They're probably going to do Mario vs Sonic 3 or remastered someday anyway. Especially if the rumors about a crossover smash movie potentially happening by illumination or something are actually true.
Isn't the rumor that Illumination threw the idea around? Considering we're getting a live-action Zelda movie (and that Illumination wouldn't be able to handle shit like Metroid or Fire Emblem) I doubt that's happening.
Unless it's actually a 'Smash' movie, not a big massive crossover, but about a world made up of toys of famous video game character.
>Unless it's actually a 'Smash' movie, not a big massive crossover, but about a world made up of toys of famous video game character.
You might be right since they barely managed to cram as much of the Mario lore as possible into 1 hour and a half long kids film.
Still anything "Smash" related at all might incentivize them to do one last round with Smash's Big Dogs for some clout if a "Smash" movie of any sorts is supposedly in the works.
pls no, pls no nintendo cinematic universe
I doubt any Smash movie would be some in-continuity thing. Maybe they'll get some actors to reprise, but they won't be trying to build up to it like Marvel did.
I doubt it will happen, especially since they're already splitting their biggest IPs out to different studios.
Honestly, not sure even which other series would even be able to support a movie: Metroid, Punch-Out, Kirby and Star Fox.
Fire Emblem and Xenoblade have stories, but they would work better as a series rather movies.
They could do solely Classic Sonic vs Mega Man so they don't have to do Shadow vs Zero/Metal Sonic vs Bass/Silver vs Axl/Knuckles vs Protoman/every other "Sonic vs Mega Man" themed match that exists.
Who wins this?
Sonic stomps
Mega Man Classic is just one of those characters that can’t win a single common MU he has.
>Dogwalked by Bomberman
>Stomped by Classic Sonic
>Murdered by Mario
>Whooped by Kirby
>Even Shovel Knight gets universal scaling due to Pocket Dungeon and Showdown
You’d have to pity-composite him with XDive or Archie for him to start taking names, but then that wouldn’t really be Mega Man.
I’ll give you that because I honestly can’t think of any other Mario MU’s, but my point remains the same. Broly got to fight someone else, Raiden got to fight someone else, Vegeta and Shadow got to fight someone else, Batman got to fight multiple different people, Lex and Tony got to fight someone else. Like, Jesus Christ, you don’t need to fricking dwell on something because chances are you’ll get an infinitely more entertaining MU than a simple goddamn redo if you have a character fight someone else.
You gigamoron they just updated the TN like they do with every other old thumbnail from the past ten or so years. That’s not clickbait since it is literally telling you who’s fighting in the title. MASTER CHIEF VS DOOMGUY.
DOOM
GUY. Just have the fricker fight someone different instead of obsessing over the most innocuous of shit.
I’m pissed because that episode used 2016 Doomguy in the thumbnail, but that game hadn’t come out yet at the time, so they don't use ANY of his new feats. I fricking HATE clickbait shit like that; Doomguy deserves an actual up-to-date episode that matches the thumbnail this time to make up for it.
They remake all their old TNs all the time. Especially when they made that new TN logo template.
Doomguy still roflstomps Halo though.
>Doomguy still roflstomps Halo though.
If you look at actual ingame feats, MC is still significantly stronger than Doomguy
It's only when lorewank gets involved, and then only through vague statements
Doesn't doomguy have significantly stronger weaponry? And Doomguy is fast enough to react to and evade meteors from the Icon of Sin, which re-enter Earth’s atmosphere at Mach 32.
they enter atmosphere from high up enough that a normal human can see and react to them
speed only matters relative to distance and trajectory, if I saw an object heading towards me at mach 32, but I spotted it at 20km away, I'd still have a comfortable 2 seconds to move out of it's path which is plenty
You really think they'll do Ruby vs Maka next season? That's tantamount to a death certificate for RWBY.
>Predictions
Something Yakuza or GTA related
Something SMT/Persona related
Something JoJo related
Something Sonic related
At least four new franchises added onto the show
>Hopes
Dorohedoro PLEASE WHY HASN'T KAIMAN BEEN ON THE SHOW YET. Whether he’s up against Toji or Geto I don’t care at this point, I just want my lizard boy to get some action.
Same goes for Yakuza appearing on the show. Yagami, Kiryu, Goro, any of them will do.
I kinda want Palpatine Vs Xehanort just for the spectacle and colour clashes.
>Predictions
A Dragon Ball fight.
Door-kun fight.
A fighting game vs fighting game fight.
Tifa vs whichever punch girl they choose to use.
>predictions
Some match with Kratos (maybe Kratos Vs Ashura, maybe not)
A capeshit episode involving two women and the winner is the DC character everyone expected to lose
A Jojo episode
More JJK because that gave them lots of views
A season that starts off weak but ramps up in the second half
>Wants
Sailor Moon Vs Madoka or Kinomoto Sakura
Samus Vs Master Chief
Deku Vs Kamala Khan
A new Wonder Woman episode
New cute female characters on the show
Save Black Manta for Shillmonger and Cyclops for that one anime character......Cyborg 009 or Leonardo.
Also Ichigo vs Yusuke and Naruto vs Luffy should happen in the same season imo.
>Save Black Manta for Shillmonger
Is Killmonger's Black Panther suit a thing in the comics or is that only in the MCU?
>Also Ichigo vs Yusuke and Naruto vs Luffy should happen in the same season imo.
They did say they were sick of waiting to use Luffy.
Exactly. Also Deku should've fought Tsuna not Asta.
LOL what Tsuna's best is Tatsumi Oga
Not bad but I still prefer MHA vs Hitman Reborn matches either way because MHA copied a lot of shit directly from Hitman Reborn moreso than what people usually say it did like Naruto.
I think it is more likely that we will have sukuna vs muzan before denji vs yuji.
As for a relevant csm match to tie with the new movie, idk.
Yuji will either have to get Sukuna for his connection to make sense, which stomps Denji, or get his current powers that can make Sukuna flinch, which also stomps Denji
You can always just give Yuji 15F Sukuna while also giving him his current moveset to make life easier/more interesting.
>stomps Denji
Nah. Without Sukuna, Yuji is just majorly outclassed in every field save for speed, which doesn’t exactly save him from just getting stalled out or grabbed by the guy who can knock around building sized monsters.
WITH Sukuna it’s closer, but that’d have to be 15F Sukuna since that was the last time he had him. With that the fight is somewhat closer…until you realize that unlike Denji being able to scale/upscale from Falling’s planetary shenanigans (which is something that they considered in Makima Vs Gojo), Yuji can’t scale at all to the black hole.
>Yuji is just majorly outclassed in every field save for speed,
Not even speed, he's hilariously outclassed in every stat and his new blood manipulation powers would only help Denji stay alive. His only chance is black flash'ing Denji's upper body off and preventing regen.
I’m willing to give Yuji the speed advantage because of Kashijobbers waves or whatever, but I don’t think it’d even be all that useful since Denji can just outright contend with people so fast that they can bounce around an entire room while being basically invisible to everyone. There’s also the fact that I’m sure he gets some crazy shit off of Asa being able to condense the entire mass of an aquarium into a spear. I don’t even think him hurting Denji’s soul is going to be enough because 1. Devils already exist and function on a conceptual level and 2. The second Pochita feels that someone’s trying to mess with his best friend’s soul he’s going to say “peakaboo” and tear off their head. I find it kind of ironic that Yuji learning RCT would actually frick him over in this fight, because it’d mean that his opponent gets infinite energy by feeding off of him.
>Luke vs Mark
>Piccolo vs Archie Knuckles
>Kratos vs Doomslayer
>Ruby Rose vs Seele Vollerei
>Naruto vs Luffy
>Godzilla vs Ultraman
>Gwenpool vs Superboy Prime
>Jimmy vs Dexter
>Ichigo vs Yusuke
>Gaston vs Prince Charming
>Kyle vs Simon
>Bugs Bunny vs Usada Pekora
vs Prince Charming
Which iteration of Prince Charming? Because Gaston
>Can lift 3 adult women and the wooden bench they're sitting on above his head and hold it there with one arm while flexing the other and singing, no audible exertion in the process. That's at minimum 350 pounds assuming each woman weighs a modest 110lbs and factoring in about 20 for the bench. For comparison, the world record for a similar one handed lift with a dumbbell was 320 pounds back in 2019.
>Can flex his neck muscles so hard he can snap a leather belt wrapped around
>Can take the same belt, bite off a chunk of the leather with his teeth, and spit it out with enough force to ricochet off of multiple objects
>Has biceps roughly the size of his own head
>Can punch Lefou hard enough to send him up to the ceiling
>Can wrestle multiple village men into submission at once
>Can juggle 6 uncooked eggs and the basket they were sitting in with expert accuracy and didn't break one. Masterful hand eye coordination.
>Proceeds to rapidly eat all 6 eggs out of the air, 2 at a time, while still holding a note.
>Expert marksman with a bow.
>Government appointed game warden for an entire town. Expert tracker and survivalist with an impress hunting track record.
>Able to use use a Blunderbuss with inhuman levels of accuracy. Can rapidly fire 3 shots in seconds despite the Blunderbuss being a single shot muzzle loaded weapon.
>His footsteps can cause the entire building he's in to shake
>Never loses a game of chess, even when his opponent has him in checkmate.
>Can stir an entire town into violent fervor with a song
>Master on horseback
>Master of deception. Plays possum to lower a monster's guard so he can sneak in for the kill.
Gaston's only weaknesses?
Wet banisters, and he presumably can't read.
The man even fell into a river and we never see a body. Wouldn't surprise me if the absolute unit survived.
The FRICK is any version of Prince Charming doing to this fricking demi-god?
Could be Shrek's Prince Charming but he's for Hans from Frozen and we already have the best Shrek vs Beauty & The Beast matchup
>Prince and Princess of royal heritage that were cursed to take on the form of a monster, and requires the power of true love in order their curse to be broken.
We definitely more Shrek related DBs.
>Chief vs Samus
There is no conceivable way in hell they're going to do this.
If you composite Samus Aran she's basically a high end comic book character in terms of sheer bullshit. You're better off sending her against Iron Man or some alien armored anime character like The Guyver or something.
Master Chief needs a more grounded space soldier or high tech armor soldier to go against.
Jim Raynor, Commander Shepard, One of the Crysis marines, maybe toss him at a full squad of Republic Commandos or Cogs or something. Doomguy is out for a rematch though. 2016 and Eternal kick the rip and tear meme into overdrive and it's become the slayer's entire character.
I struggle to think of any op, or hyped up, character for the doom slayer to fight besides Kratos.
Samus vs Doomslayer could work
Though that's a fairly dumb matchup still
Since if you go by feats displayed by the characters, Samus wins that one handily enough, but if you go purely by lore statements, Doomslayer is multiversal (don't ask why multiversal Doomslayer actually had to use a special weapon to seal away the Icon of Sin)
Death's Head should fight Samus, yes?
Juri vs Mileena is so fricking dumb I swear.
One of the many matchups I put up there that I don't actually like. I find MK vs SF to be a vapid rivalry that only 90s kids care about.
The only one I agree with you on is Duke vs Sam. Shulk's been in the last two Smash games as well as that Xenoblade Chronicles 3 DLC which came out last year. And what do you mean Dumbledore vs Gandalf isn't relevant? Both Harry Potter and LotR have been getting new material in recent years. Not to mention that both are staples of fantasy literature.
>Wesker vs Kazuya
Shit matchup.
Yet the most likely given DB standards. Regardless we're getting a Kazuya episode in 2024 either way because that's when Tekken 8 officially releases.
Kazuya should fight Iori from KoF then.
They already a Tekken vs KOF match. I think Omni-Man vs Homelander was kind of the weird process to see if Kazuya vs Wesker or something like it would work as an episode. And tbf Omni-Man vs Homelander is one of their most viewed and beloved eps even now.
>They already a Tekken vs KOF match
Does that matter at all when most of the Street Fighter fights have been against Mortal Kombat? Or that the majority of Sonic fights have been against Mario?
>Wait, Danny Phantom caused a shooting?
Remember the punk ghost girl, Ember? Some nutjob got obsessed with her, made a bunch of cartoons about her and his ghost girl self insert, shot up his place of work before saying "I'M GOING GHOST" and turning the gun on himself. Now you have to tell me how the frick horse show caused THREE shootings.
>before saying "I'M GOING GHOST" and turning the gun on himself
Please tell me you made that up because if it’s true then I feel horrible for how hilarious that is.
>Now you have to tell me how the frick horse show caused THREE shootings
THAT one I got wrong. I was mistaking some other shootings for being affiliated with MLP. There is, however, the FedEx guy.
Actually I was referring to Rebbeca making porn of the Ed’s and Roiland beating his wife, but those are also good examples of moronic fanbases making a series look ba-worse but people generally not caring if they make it into DB.
>Please tell me you made that up because if it’s true then I feel horrible for how hilarious that is.
He really did kill himself but the "going ghost" part was a dramatic embellishment on my part.
I'm just glad Steven Shekelverse and Dick both lost 🙂
Here's hoping Ruby loses to Maka or Deku too since Roosterteeth is an entire shithole.
Also here's a video of the Danny Phantom shooter thing.
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Your pick is missing Ash vs Yugi
>Gordon vs Isaac
Praying for that one this season. Wasn’t it one of the most liked matchups in the discord, yet didn’t make it on the poll? Maybe it’s already scheduled
I'm so sick of SF vs MK. It's almost as formulaic at this point as Marvel vs DC.
So, almost all the OG MK characters appeared on the show (even if Shang Tsung could do for a better episode).
Of the missing ones:
Liu Kang has Jago, Ryu and Fei Long (or pretty much any fightan Bruce Lee clone)
But who do Kano and Reptile fight?
>Kano
Captain Boomerang or Brayan Fury from Tekken.
>Reptile
Lizardman from Soul Calibur.
>A Dragon Ball fight
Dragon Ball is guarantee on this show. Then again, I used to think fighting games were guarantee, but then seasons 9 and 10 came and went without them.
>A fighting game vs fighting game fight.
We're really overdue for one.
>Black Manta vs Green Goblin
Sounds better than the crap I thought of on the spot.
Finguh vs Swearing Mr. Krabs.
They're also both cops/a former cop who lost their beloved son and with it their faith in the world and eventually they mentored a young man/young-looking "man" in the ways of life (Jesse and Connor). Their stories eventually end with them coming to terms with the way things are (Mike realizing that he had underestimated Walter and that he had brought himself to his deserved fate after all the death he brought upon others and Hank realizing that robots and humans weren't ever that different from one another and that some robots were ironically more "human" than the actual humans).
Might be Mike's best match ngl.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL!!!!
Happy New Year anons
Happy New Years MEN.
There’s always something like Power Vs Foo Fighters or Quanxi Vs That One Guy from AOT whose name I don’t know. But then again Hit the Quan hasn’t shown up in the anime yet.
Oh yeah. Power vs Foo fighters would be neat.
Happy New Year!!! Jesus is King!!!!
Happy new years broles
Happy New Years and Peace Be With You Always!
Happy new year bros
I know that Joel vs Rick has been sorta popular as a match for a while but I genuinely believe this works a lot better.
>2 dads that had a daughter named Sarah, who then died due to circumstances out of their control (Joel's Sarah was shot by a swat officer and Hop's Sarah passed away via cancer). After this event both men became jaded and cynical, distancing themselves from everyone around them and generally becoming more violent and brutal, until they met a special little girl nicknamed El (Ellie who was special because she was immune to the Cordyceps and Eleven who was special due to have telekinetic abilities). Both men take in these young girls in order to fulfill a collective goal (Joel to take Ellie to the Fireflies so they could extract a cure from her and Hopper, Eleven, and many others to take down Hawkins Lab to save their town), fighting against supernatural monsters along the way (The Infected and "The Demogorgon"). At the end of it all, both Joel and Hop came to recognize these young special girls as their new surrogate daughter figures and over time, both of the men regained their faith in humanity because of them.
That's a lot more than just the "old badass survivalists in the apocalypse" that Joel vs Rick has or even "old men who watch after young girls in the apocalypse" that Joel vs Lee has. I also believe Hop has better feats anyways than Rick or Lee due to the Upside Down creatures and the trained assassin from S3 being more dangerous than the typical enemies in TWD.
I still think Joel has a higher chance of winning however due to being more pragmatic in his approach, being generally more skilled in cqc, being faster and as strong if not stronger in combat, carrying more weapons on him regularly, and having at least 20 years more experience in his own apocalyptic setting.
Which is funny because it's another example of Joel beating a trained cop in a vs debate.
Kenny is Joel's real match.
Joel shouldn't fight either of those guys.
This match would go the most attention of any episode for Joel.
Who should he fight?
Taiyo Asano from Mission: Yozakura Family
>The connections between Taro Sakamoto and Taiyo Asano are that they are both legendary gun-wielding modern shonen protagonists who while at a surface level don’t seem to be dangerous at all due of their plain and simple looks and personality, but are actually extremely skilled and considered the best of their organization/faction (The JCC/JAA and The Spy Association) and their profession, which revolves around assassination (Hitman and Spy) and both were forced into these professions due of the dangers surrounding their new found families, with the contrast that Sakamoto had to rejoin The JCC/JAA again while Taiyo had his first debut there).
>Both faced great isolation and loneliness in their previous lives due of the lack of a family, but would find and marry the love of their loves (Mutsumi Yozakura and Aoi Sakamoto) and have children (Hifumi Yozakura and Alpha Yozakura, and Hana Sakamoto) who they share a great concern for as the father and main assassin of the family, so much that they changed their appearance and bodies for the sake of protecting them at all costs, which grants them much more superior physically strength and mobility. (Sakamoto‘s Slim Form/Advanced Chubby Form and Taiyo‘s eyes and hair/True Spring Blossom)
>They both also follow a "No Kill Policy“ for the sake of their families.
1/2
>Both would be hunted and chased by their past and a unknown evil figures that was responsible for taking the lives of their loved ones (Kei Uzuki and Slur’s Group, and Momo Yozakura/Tsubomi Yozakura/Asa) who plan to take down the assassin organizations for their plans and ideals, which was why they rejoin these organizations to seek them out and end it once for all.
>They also are "friends“ with fellow assassins who are black haired butthole weirdos which seem nice on a surface level but are actually sadist and cruel people in battle, who are still somewhat good people in their hearts, who also like to push the protagonist on the edge for fun. (Kyoichiro Yozakura and Nagumo).
2/2
Serviceable.
Yor
Shut the frick up
Yor seems like she'd be for Ada Wong or Beatrix.
Yeah, Taiyo is for Loid
Quirky leddit FOTMs should not be on death battle
But enough about misaka.
Neither should toonforce homosexualry yet here we are.
But enough about JJK
The only thing more reddit than FOTMs is toonshit.
>Powerscaling is a hobby
Holy shit that's pathetic.
>Should I make something?
>Or improve my body?
>Travel somewhere?
>Meet and interact with people face to face?
>NAH MY FRICKING HOBBY IS JERKING OFF TO FEETS I MEAN FEATS
You can have multiple different hobbies at once. In fact, who the frick only has one specific hobby? In fact, who the frick considers regular exercise and bodily improvement a hobby? That’s normal more than anything.
The ancient Greek philosophers basically spent all day shitposting on their forum, and they’re considered some of the wisest men of their day. How is this any different?
God is the one who created Powerscaling in The Bible lol blame him.
https://youtube.com/shorts/vMYRisZILAs?si=u-0kCcWemoB19Q7J
>Powerscalers are so deluded that they compare themselves to philosophers.
Oh yes, my favorite lecture of Platos was that time he said Heracles could totally dick slap Theseus.
>Socrates argues that Achilles is such a good liar in the Iliad that he fools even Odysseus, who never notices his duplicity (371a). Citing the passages where Achilles tells Odysseus that he will not rejoin the war but will sail away with the early dawn, and Ajax a different story, that he will wait for Hector to come and burn his ship and tent himself. Socrates says this is a cunning man (Iliad, IX, 357–363.) If Achilles is so shifty that even Odysseus, whose middle name is cunning, cannot spot it, Achilles must be the better liar. Achilles, of course, never carried out his threat to leave, but remained at his camp. Hippias, quite foolishly, insists that Achilles told two different stories "in innocence."
These frickers 100% had backroom vs debates
everyone does. a group of men will inevitably talk about that sort of thing. tyson and ali and bruce lee and silverbacks and bears. power scalers will "calc" a "feat" and reference mathematical and philosophical concepts they don't really understand in order to fellate their preferred characters over others and placing them on plateaus that they themselves can't describe coherently. only a handful of them would say "this would be a neat fight to have happen" instead of "x will effortlessly blitz y and overpower him by a factor of 33,776.1488, y will job, y is x victim" and this is what you consider discourse of the same variety as whatever the frick socrates &co. talked about at the public baths while scratching their balls?
>power scalers will "calc" a "feat" and reference mathematical and philosophical concepts they don't really understand in order to fellate their preferred characters over others and placing them on plateaus that they themselves can't describe coherently
You'd probably blow your brains out talking to any theologist in the past. They're the OGs of coming up with insane concepts to fellate their deities and cosmology as the ultimate one.
i don't blow my brains out because flat earthers and multiverse and simulation proponents exist. there is a difference between hazarding an educated guess as to the nature of our reality and presuming to utilize a potential element of reality in a fight between two characters everyone this side of krishna's taste buds knows to be fake, and to use them in tandem with lack of understanding, all just to get to bigger homietons. they'd throw their smelly sandals at you because you'd keep interrupting thoughtful conversations with "okay but who would win between horus and apollo?" and "guys according to my pixel scaling of this vase..."
>there is a difference between hazarding an educated guess as to the nature of our reality and presuming to utilize a potential element of reality in a fight between two characters
Lmao no there isn't, these people are always debating how valid their interpretations and general religion are on the foundation of unfalsifiable schizo concepts.
and what do one's musings of reality have to do with power scaling epileptic media made for toddlers? go pixel scale some more vases
Multiverse theory and simulation theory is the redditors guide to reality. Which is why dudes like Musk and Bill Nye shill for it.
Is this why power scaling is getting pushed back in recent times? Getting recommended on videos on why powerscaling is dumb and people referencing that Stan Lee video.
Usually this line of thinking, alongside the people who use the Stan Lee video, are just butt hurt because one of their favorite characters lost in a powerscaling debate and they are either too lazy or too stupid to make an argument in their favor.
People who are too focused in dismissing power scaling 99% of the time do it because they gave powerscaling debates any amount of importance, otherwise they wouldn't even address the topic.
this is about power scalers comparing themselves to ancient greek philosophers and considering themselves to be their distant cultural successors because "they both got together and discussed stuff". not whatever bullshit slam dunk you tried to pull here
Okay, here's a bigger slam dunk: Stan Lee himself was a power-scaler who created the official strength classes for marvel. Stop trying justify your incessant b***hing over a fun harmless hobby, you fricking mindless consoomer.
that doesn't have anything to do with what i said you try hard little b***h
Cope homosexual
We don't sign our posts here
>they gave powerscaling debates any amount of importance
No one cares about this except bots provoking fake flamewars and your chronically online ass. Go powerscale to someone normal, they’ll think you’re moronic and jobless.
>Go powerscale to someone normal
You mean people who watch sports, mma, and get into moronic debates like gorilla vs bears after seeing it on joe rogan?
>gorilla vs bears
are there still people who argue in favor of the gorilla?
Hell yeah
Rhinos aren't made to fight animals larger than them, let alone israeli inventions. You dumb moron.
the rhinos are larger by quite a bit chuddie
They're blind, slow and their skin isn't prepared to take bites from that dinosauce. The rhino would die.
horn's way too lethal head on and their 2 inch thick hides are notorious for being durable. carnies don't have a tenth of an elephant's intellect or strength so it gets gored
You are really quite something if you fricking believe a theropod dinosaur doesn't have the speed to dodge that horn. Go check the type of prey these animals used to face on a daily basis you fart sniffer.
You're really the dumbest troglodyte I've met on this site.
You do know carnotaurs don't attack like rexes do, right?
All large therapods used the same body plan to attack their prey. Which is why some of them developed weapons in the extremety of their tails. Which means these animals were indeed fast to attack and take a look at it, they would attack from the behind.
No fricking rhino would stand a chance against a dinosaur like this.
The fact that tail weapons even worked to begin with means that therapods were pretty fricking limited in what they could do
like, just attack from the front
Tails work because they can be swung like weapons. And if they were evolved like this so many times, means the ambush technique applied by these large theropod dinosaurs was very deadly. A rhino doesn't stand a chance against these animals.
Rhinos have to deal with big cats which are leagues smarter and better ambush hunters
tails only work if you're aware that you're being ambushed
>the ceratopsians
Yeah, only tail swinging weapons works on therapods. Mmhmm.
Another thing a rhino doesn't have? A neck protector.
Neither did stegosaurus and it could take out an allosaur.
have you looked at a rhino recently? their necks are sturdy as frick and covered in that kevlar skin of theirs
they're also capable of much better attacks because a triceratops was about as smart as a triceratops animatronic
They also seem prone to out of nowhere bouts of aggression https://youtu.be/cj6GM4x4-M8
And definitely a lot stronger than I thought
they've got relatively poor eyesight and as such they're quick to enter flight or fight mode and momma rhino didn't raise no coward
I don't fricking care!!!! YOU DUMB SHIT
ANY LARGE THERAPOD DINOSAUR WOULD ATTACK THE RHINO FROM THE BEHIND!
NO RHINO STANDS A CHANCE AGAINST A PREDATOR LIKE THIS.
FRICKING have a nice day.
No. No they won't.
And the rhino would turn around because it could fricking SMELL them a mile away
because that's something you're forgetting, for the most part, dinosaur sense of smell was complete and utter arse, therapods didn't have to bother covering their scent in any way
And it's not like the rhino doesn't know that a predator would try to go for it's behind, because literally every single predator that faces a rhino tries this trick and all of them are smarter than the smartest therapod, fricking hell depending on what therapod you're talking about there's a good chance the god damn RHINO was smarter than them
>the rhino would turn
They're slow animals that struggle to see 20 meters ahead.
Smell what exactly? Rhinos don't recognize dinosaurs by their smell.
They're also extremely sluggish since they don't have natural predators. They fend off all the existent ones with their massive size.
Also carnotaurs were light enough to be fast and agile. He could run circles around a rhino.
Rhinos can run just as fast as a hippo. The frick are you on about?
I'm straight lines. The dinosaur would circle it as they are ambush predators. The attack would come from the behind, where the rhino would have no protection.
>rhino turns around
>NOOOOOOOOO AIIIIIIIIIIIEEE LOOK OUT REX-SAMA
Nah, it isn't able to turn around that fast.
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And look at that much exposed flesh. A carnotaur would be able to just take a good bite on its read and bring it to the floor, with ease. There's a reason many dinosaur species evolved armored plates at the time.
3:40, turns around pretty fast there.
Not fast enough for a dinosaur. Abother thing, that horn can't hit horizontally. If the dinosaur stuck on its side the fight would be over pretty fast.
It'd be over, yeah, cause carnotaurus are fricking moronic, and will run face first into the horn.
Bro, mammals fall prey to crocodiles all the time. Stop with the idea that rhinos are so intelligent they would probably invent a shotgun and kill a trex with it. Rhinos are one of the dumbest fricking creatures on four legs alive.
>jaguars eat caiman
>hippos bite fricking nile crocodiles in half
>giant river otters swarm and eat black caiman adults
Ah yes, Mammals lose all the time... Hell, 300 chimps could take out a T-rex.
>t-rex screaming in confusion as 300 chimps are climbing it, biting it, smacking it, all screaming the entire time
kek
What do crocodiles feed of in Africa?
Crocs? They feed on anything in Africa. Birds, other reptiles, mammals, sharks. They're pretty much the apex predators of the water in Africa.
Until hippos get involved.
Hippos have been seen biting crocodiles in half, eating their young, stealing prey, and even stealing prey from other predators.
>can hear 'what a wonderful world' and the stock screams
That's besides my point. Crocodiles feed on mammals all the time, including us, the smartest being this planet ever had.
So intelligence isn't exactly a factor in a match as straight lined as this one.
Also rhinos are super moronic so even that is a moot point.
rhinos are deceptively intelligent as a matter of fact
Big fricking whoop. One of the deadliest animals in africa is the fricking black mamba. A single bite from it can kill an elephant ten times over. It could kill a carnotaurus.
crocodiles only opportunistically feed on humans though, mostly when the humans are being morons
humans in turn kill far more crocodiles than the other way around
also rhinos are moronic by mammal standards, they'd still be smarter than any herbivorous dinosaur
it's sort of hard to overstate how dumb herbivorous dinosaurs were
sauropods in particular had such terrible brain to body size ratio, it's more similar to an insect than a mammal
Rhinos are extremely near sighted and can afford to be because they have no natural predators in their habitat. Any dinosaur with a good eyesight would have advantage over them.
Next up you're going to debate me that an elephant could also beat a trex lmao.
they still have mammal hearing and sense of smell
it's their eyesight that's shitty
dinosaurs didn't have the same level of scent masking mammalian predators have because none of their prey could smell them
the absolute basic most requirement to sneak up on a rhino is to not smell like a predator, which is such a basic requirement every single mammalian predators can account for it
but therapods didn't
God you're really trying to negotiate with me that a carnotaurus, am animal that sneaked on rhino sized animals for a loving, wouldn't ever get close to a rhino? Bang your head against a wall, stop talking to me.
Any thatopod that big would run circles, dodge, flavor the fragrance of that easy prey, before tackling it to the ground and taking huge chunks out of its naked body.
You're gushing over carnotaurus but what you need is a fricking thesaurus
Good jokes don't win you debated, bro
I won though
yes because the animal he snuck up on had no sense of smell
rhino does
pretty easy anon
Once crocs get to a certain size, Hippos will avoid them. They fear Gustave
That was a 16 foot one in the video. How big is the 'don't frick with it' size?
Crocs grow accordingly to the availability of prey. Is hippos aren't seem as prey there's no reason for them to evolve to hunt them.
And crocodiles already feed on dead hippos so keeping that size is only a positive trait to them.
The causality you're postulating doesn't make sense considering both are better linear runners and the rhino isn't even slower than the carno
>rhino and carno confront one another
>rhino charges and tries to gore, knock down and stomp
>carnotaurus blitzes to the side at imperceptible speeds and keeps running imperceptible circles around the rhino despite the latter's developed hearing and smell
>also considering carno greatly outweighs the sneaky lion and homosexual sapiens and would be making a lot more noise
>somehow getting closer while imperceptible the entire time
>teleports bite to the rhino's neck without the rhino even being aware of where it is
>in 100 out of 100, this is what happens
You sound delusional
it's mostly sense of smell that would give it away
none of carno's prey had anything resembling a developed sense of smell
animals without sense of smell tend to be rather smelly themselves, good example of this are the new zealand native animals
they're utterly helpless against cats because they never had to contend with anything that could smell them so even if the kakapo has and impressive camouflage, it matters for jackshit because their smell is strong enough blind cats can hunt them successfully
could've said new zealand natives and i would've also believed you
they can't ambush a rhino, rhino's sense of smell is way too strong for that
you're plenty of things and straight isn't one of them
Good joke but I'm still right.
>Smell what exactly?
big overpowering unusually strong smell of rotting meat which is the universal sigh of "holy frick it's a predator"
And if you're going with rhino wouldn't know carnotaur, then I'm going with carnotaur wouldn't know a rhino and wouldn't even dare attack them to begin with
because a rhino is significantly larger than their usual prey
>Also carnotaurs were light enough to be fast and agile.
Carnotaurus' tail and legs were too rigid and inflexible to allow it to turn while running, let alone run in circles. It was literally designed for sprinting straight in open areas and nothing else. It's physically incapable of dodging
And again, look at its prey. Fast herd dinosaurs.
You're wrong.
>This suggests that C. sastrei and it close relatives had a diminished ability to make rapid tight turns, relative to other equivalently sized theropods. However, the results of the digital muscle reconstruction suggest that what C. sastrei lacked in turning ability it may have made up for in overall speed and acceleration.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3197156/
Yes, the predator of fast herd dinosaurs would in fact be a sprinter
Its ability to turn would still be far more than sufficient to out maneuver a rhino.
The rhino is slower than the carno because you have to take into account that the rhino would react fast enough. And it wouldn't. Zero chance a rhino would have enough awareness to perceive all of the large therapods movements.
who's talking about movement here
we're talking about sound and smell
Rhinos react instantly to preceived threats, either running at the spot where they hear the sound/smell the stank to gore it, or running away.
Reminder, therapods now pick parasites off rhinos in the modern day. That's how far the mighty therapods have fallen.
React to something weighing over a ton standing in front of it? LOL?
The carno won't fare as well as this SUV
Oh yeah it would. It would side step it with ease too.
Dinosaurs move like birds.
Not all of them, you dipshit. Brachiosaurus would not get out of the way.
But still, therapods like allosaur, carnotaur, and rex have turned into...Well this.
Post these ninjasaurus of yours in action
I don't need to post it. You know what a large therapod dinosaur is, I assume. The rest is the animal biology.
They all had the same body plan and hunting methods.
If you don't know how these animals behaved like don't debate me, simple. You're wasting my time.
A rhino would be too sluggish and naked to exist in the cretaceous. Most large dinosaurs had armored plates or were endurance runners. Rhinos allow everything to get as close as they can fricking distinguish them to a tree (about 20m) because they evolved with zero awareness against predators.
No the frick they didn't.
have you ever seen a rhino up close?
they ARE armored
also they do have awareness against predators, they're pretty skittish when it comes to foreign smells
Not when compared to dinosaurs. And again, rhinos allow lions to get close all the time. Because lions can't do much to them.
So you have nothing. Dick riding dinogay
I'm not even sure that horn the rhino has would hit anything. They can't kill elephants with it. In my opinion the dinosaur would just put a foot on the rhinos face, and that would be the end of it.
It couldn't fricking turn, you daft mong. Carnotaurus is all speed at the cost of agility. It physically can't outmanoeuvre a rhino because it literally wasn't designed to run in circles no matter how hard you cope
bro, please... carnotaurus had a 0.01 second, 2 meter side leap and brains equivalent to supercomputers, you gotta believe me...
Good thing this isn't an ambush scenario then
Post any proof a Carnotaurus could and would perform a 2 meter long side jump to avoid a Rhino's head on charge
I'm sure you think a carnie could take a palaeoloxodon based on your embarrassing behavior in that other thread
First, that's a ceratosaurus, not a carnotaurus
Second, if a fricking tiny brained stegosaurus can fend off a therapod, sometimes fatally, means a rhino has a decent chance.
I can't imagine the sheer slaughter if a stegosaurus had to go up against big cats
that tiny ass head vs a leopard or jaguar? they would eat like kings
male lion could do it with its game plan of clenching its jaws around his prey's neck but jaguars would be in trouble due to the back plates
Jaguars are adaptable though and have claws made for climbing
definitely could see a smart one figure out a way to cling onto the neck of a stegosaurus and fatally pierce the skull
A stegosaurus is far too big for even a syberian tiger, let alone a jaguar.
Their heads aren't too big.
They can't even kill adult black caimans. Let alone something like this.
Jaguars aren't part of the mega fauna of the cenozoic, there existed far larger cats that could actually pose a threat against an animal this big.
>jaguars have enough bite force to bite through an adult black caiman's skull, killing it instantly, while under water
>'they can't even kill adult black caimans'
????
they definitely don't go for adults at least as their first choice since they're not looking for a struggle. a grown stegosaur is probably too big, too voluminous for the jaguar to target but i think it could get the job done with the right incentive and game plan
mentioned the lynx example before
if a lynx who's bite force doesn't even come close to that of a jaguar successfully considers elk prey, good chance a hungry jaguar would eventually try
jaguars aren't lynx with their idiosyncrasies. they could pull it off but if they did it would be a wild outlier in their usual behavior. why go after the stegosaurus when there's a perfectly delicious juvenile spectacled caiman in the river?
No, lol. Their head is almost the size of a jaguar's entire body. This is one, if not the largest crocodile species in all of the Americas.
And they bite through that skull like butter. And it also gets jobbed by giant river otter gangs.
Bite through something larger than their mouth? Are you still taking about jaguars or smillodons?
Those aren't black caimans. Black caimans are the size of fishing boats, those caimans are smaller than the jaguar hunting them.
you are aware that a caiman's skull is several times thicker than a stegosaurus right?
and course, unprotected jugulars
and should repeatedly be mentioned just how utterly and completely stupid stegosaurus was
jaguar could stalk one all day and it'd never notice
tiny ass head
tiny ass neck
what, you think a big cat goes for the fricking BODY?
hell no, they would be hanging under it's neck ripping at it's jugular or going straight through that tiny skull
this is literally what cats are made for, lynxes have been known to hunt fricking ELK, and their necks are better protected than a stegosaur
you get gored chicken ma'am. sorry to say
rhinos are quite a bit smarter than triceratops though
and I'm well aware that rhinos aren't exactly what you call smart, but by herbivorous dinosaur standards they were geniuses
>gorilla vs bears
That's good. I need that shit.
Happy New Year. Can you do Gorilla vs Bear? A Kodiak bear?
that's a big ass bear
Do you think a smaller bear would be more fitting? Maybe a Grizzly might be better.
If you want to make it somewhat fair go with a black bear but it doesn't have the flash and star power of a grizzly
for you
I don't know if you're being moronic on purpose or what, there are much worse hobbies on the internet than powerscaling.
Happy New Years, Chaps! They have gotta do this one soon.
>Yhwach is getting more feats because of the new anime
I think we are more likely to get Ichigo vs Yusuke this season especially with Ben's fondness of the idea.
The anime has mostly been following the manga aside from a few new updates here and there for certain characters like extended onscreen showings of the Quincies whom Byakuya took out and more flashbacks with younger Yhwach and the Soul Society.
Yhwach I believe was already powerful enough to stomp Darth Vitiate and I agree that Ichigo vs Yusuke is the best match by far for either.
Who's Yoruichi for?
Who is Ass Snot for?
WATCH
MEEEEEE
COOOOOME
ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Dreams save us. Dreams lift us up and transform us into something better. And on my soul, I swear that until my dream of a world where dignity, honor and justice are the reality we all share, I'll never stop fighting. Ever."
I bet our HEROES would want us to have a happy new year.
You're right. Have a Happy New Year.
Dear God please let Superman go 0-2 against Godzilla because reaction and denial from his fanboy will be assuming frick to watch..
Damn some anon celebrating his hero makes you seethe? Why can't you join him and post pictures of Godzilla saying "MY HERO" I might join you in celebration if you did that 🙁
evidently scholars of gojira are more refined in taste. they are the ones distributing bread and staging circuses.
Our Heroes
Umm, that's Su-superman, not the ACTUAL superman
>Screen Level
ENTER CHADCULA
St. Nick victim.
Who wants to bet on what the season premiere will be?
Jimmy vs Dexter
This probably.
This would be the Halloween episode if they knew what they were doing (unless they decide to do Junko vs William for some reason)
It definitely has the potential to be the Halloween match since they had it on DB Cast a while ago and anything on DB Cast usually becomes an episode the following year or so.
But this upcoming year's Halloween match could just as easily be Ash vs Frank or Ellie vs Clem if they want to get either of those over with.
KR Ichigo vs Captain America.
They already did a Marvel season opener in 2023.
They've done several Marvel episodes as season openers.
>Batman vs Black Panther
>Aquaman vs Namor
>Static vs Miles
All of these were done on season after the other. Though given this track record, it would be more likely for next season to open with a Marvel vs DC fight.
Since that pointless continuation of 90s X-Men is happening early next year, you think it'll be something like this?
>pointless continuation of 90s X-Men
Oh shit I forgot that was happening. Well, now the likelihood of another X-Men just shot up.
>Cyclops vs 009
I don't know if Cyborg 009 is even on their radar.
Could be 009 or Leonardo (who might even be composited because Cyclops' optic blasts are often able to harm Heralds).
Could even be something like Cyc vs Nightwing with some of his recent buffs if they're weird with it.
Then of course Wolverine has Zoro, Bigby, Warwick (LOL), The Last Ronin (as Old Man Logan), he has a whole bunch of untapped new matches even though ironically enough currently the general consensus is that Raiden was his best.
But even then I think they had a huge missed opportunity to capitalize on Raiden vs Strider.
Raiden vs Wolverine could use a remaster too.
Wolverine is the most likely X-Men to show up considering Deadpool 3 and the Insomniac game.
I don't know, I think it held up well (animation wise).
I think it's gonna be him against Zoro or Bigby. From what I remember as of recent, those are his 2 more popular opponents in the community at the moment.
So depending on where you scale OP, either of them would either be the biggest stomp against Wolvie or a match where he should win.
They already said it was Tom vs Wile
We really need to get this and Tai Lung vs someone.
Think we're all aware by now that this is the season finale.
Bleach's Pain/Nagato needs a match too, bros.
Ulq is for Itachi. Both are the first members you think of when you think of their team. Plus both are stoic (ignoring Itachi's bizarre face against Sauce) and both forced their respective opponents far beyond what they could normally do. Also I want to see if Tsukoyomi works on a pure Nihilist.
I feel like Byakuya would be the better Bleach match given the whole stoic older brother vibe who were originally antagonistic towards the protag and their friends/said brother's younger siblings before revealing their true colors and why they were taking the actions they were. Byakuya's already also dealt with genjutsu-esque mental attacks before, like Book of the End, The Love (which can even extend to control over spiritual weaponry like Byakuya's Senbonzakura), and most notably The Fear.
So, Itachi would have to use something else to deal with Byakuya.
>Be Byakuya
>Unleashes his katana
>Kills Itachi
>KO... Woah how did Itachi win?
>You see Boomstick, this was actually all happening in Itachi's tsukuyomi
Probably one of the last interesting Marvel vs DC matches they could do.
YouTube's algorithm sure doesn't like DB a lot. Every time I'm watching episodes to sleep I wake up to Comics Explained.
Ben vs Hal got a lot of backlash and had one of the most controversial like to dislike ratios remember?
But I thought there was no difference between positive and negative engagement in the algo's eyes? It's why so many drama Youtubers bait for dislikes nowadays
Could be that DB does so many capeshit episodes a season that they mix it in with other capeshit channels made exactly for braindead manchildren like the ones who watch DB in the first place.
>It's why so many drama Youtubers bait for dislikes nowadays
Didn't Logan Paul, Leafy, and LTG all get their shit nuked, at least at one point?
>youtube files death battle under capeshit
you're probably right kek
It's sad that we might never get this work of art because the homosexuals who run the show and the DB discord are scared for crossdressing trannies.
>Speddy
>Running the show
LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Yeah I’m totally sure that JK being a meaniehead on twitter is totally going to stop them from using her character. That’s why they didn’t use Rick, Homelander, Jotaro, Johnathan, Dio, Popeye, Steven Universe, Ryuko, any Disney property really, Archie Sonic, Naruto, and the horse show right?
Horse show?
Put two and two together anon. What show has horses on it that’s also been on DB.
I’m less “giving hope” and moreso just pointing out that the team doesn’t actually give a shit whatever baggage a series, creator made or otherwise, has. If they did, the show that’s caused at least three shootings, the series known for being able to date and frick teachers as a student, and the anime with multiple nude kids bathing wouldn’t make any appearances. Oh yeah and Rick is basically a prime example of them not caring.
>What show has horses on it that’s also been on DB.
I-is he talking about......Berserk Horse?
No goddammit, MLP. Wait, Danny Phantom caused a shooting?
Yeah some guy did a shooting and he was obsessed with the Danny Phantom goth girl or something like that.
Also I can see why Brony's of all "people" would be responsible for mass disasters like that.
Steven israeliteniverse fans also threatened and tried to push a dying kid in the hospital to suicide because he wanted to see an episode early before he passed......
Oh and I forgot Dick and Shorty fans started some coup at almost every McDonald's in the US when they advertised the schezuan sauce or whatever the frick it's called was coming back and even got multiple cars to get into crashes over that shit.
>the show that’s caused at least three shootings
danny phantom x3?
Reminder that all Hoe-girlve members get toon force via Holo no Graffiti
Eh but anyways we know they're doing Bugs vs Mickey. Potentially sooner than later.
Can Yoga Fire kill a robot? Or short circuit it or whatever?
Gag characters shouldn’t be used in scaling and Vs discussions
NLgay characters are wall-tier until feats say otherwise
>Viewtiful Joe is for Scott Pilgrim.
That's even worse of a stomp than Travis vs. Joe.
Joe's final mecha is literally bigger than the sun and can slow down time.
>Dante already had his episode
I'm saying they're probably bringing him back anyway. Especially because of the DMC series coming out that's being made by the same studio that did Castlevania.
>Makes sense for them to bring back Vergil
Vergil should've fought Sesshōmaru the whole time but whatever
>Hellboy is for Devilman
Do they just have devil people in common because if that's the case Devilman also has Etrigan or Robbie Reyes.
>Wrong. Viewtiful Joe is for Scott Pilgrim.
Wrong. Scott Pilgrim is for Naota Nansaba.
>Especially because of the DMC series coming out that's being made by the same studio that did Castlevania.
Nobody cares about Netflixvania or the crew that made it since Netflixvania Nocturne came out. It's shit and the upcoming DMC Netflix cartoon will also be shit.
>Wrong. Scott Pilgrim is for Naota Nansaba.
Frick off. Naoto is featless and has nothing in common with Scott Pilgrim at all.
And? Kazuya vs Iori is cool and much better than Kazuya vs Wesker.
>Nobody cares about Netflixvania or the crew that made it since Netflixvania Nocturne came out. It's shit and the upcoming DMC Netflix cartoon will also be shit.
They exist. Even stuff that sucks that exists have already been on DB before. Like the Castlevania series you're talking about. It already sucked.
>Frick off. Naoto is featless and has nothing in common with Scott Pilgrim at all.
Scott is weak as hell so they'd be comparable regardless.
Also they're both youthful protagonists of a referential series that mixes comedy and action and was released in six installments. After being swept away from their strange and unhealthy relationship with an eccentric schoolgirl by the allure of a beautiful older woman with wildly colorful hair, both become locked into a battle against a gauntlet of opponents. In doing so, they become connected to an inter-dimensional steam of energy that resides inside their head, places an emphasis on breaking the barriers between traditional space and is related to feelings of regret and immaturity. They have abandonment issues due to a shadowy event that occurred prior to the start of the series and are associated with music, especially guitars. Their characters are both marked by their complex romantic history and general immaturity, with their journeys aiding them in fully confronting their personal faults and interpersonal trauma and learning to be better people. They climatically face off against a toxic, manipulative, alliteratively-named antagonist, who has been secretly manipulating them using their mental pools of energy in order to retrieve their greatest love (a figure who both Scott and Naota are linked to as a result of the stories set-up).
>And? Kazuya vs Iori is cool and much better than Kazuya vs Wesker.
And it's not as popular nor as talked about as Kazuya vs Wesker, for some reason. You act like I want Kazuya vs Wesker even though shitty matches happen on DB constantly.
>a fricking essay to explain why two characters should fight
If you can't write it in two sentences or less, then it's shit.
If it only takes 2 sentences to write. Then it's shit and they don't have a lot in common. The other guy mentioned that Joe and Travis already got blonde girls named Sylvia and that they both have giant mechs to fight with so why not do that?
>If it only takes 2 sentences to write. Then it's shit and they don't have a lot in common.
Nope. It's good because then you keep it straight and to the point while getting all of your info across. You don't need a huge ass essay to write why Scooby vs Courage works. You just simply write "both are animated dogs from CN who are known for being cowardly and starring in horror-adjacent cartoons with some supernatural occurrences".
>The other guy mentioned that Joe and Travis already got blonde girls named Sylvia and that they both have giant mechs to fight with so why not do that?
Cause Scott and Joe work better thematically and visually.
>Nope. It's good because then you keep it straight and to the point while getting all of your info across.
You can also add on to an existing idea that already has a basic ground to stand on too. Like how Scooby and Courage both have adorably dumb owners (Shaggy and Muriel) and how they're both associated with an iconic catchphrase relating to them being motivated to overcome their cowardice ("Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?" and "The things I do for love..."). Stuff like that never hurts.
>Cause Scott and Joe work better thematically and visually.
Visually maybe. Thematically they have all the same stuff Travis or hell even Naoto would have.
>You can also add on to an existing idea that already has a basic ground to stand on too. Stuff like that never hurts.
There's no need to though. At that point people already get the idea and putting in more unnecessary information is pointless.
>Visually maybe. Thematically they have all the same stuff Travis or hell even Naoto would have.
Travis? Kinda. Naoto? Hell fricking no.
>Scott is weak as hell so they'd be comparable regardles
Naota can't fight Scott bro. Wtf is he supposed to do?
Beat the shit out of Scott with his guitars?
In the light novel version of the original FLCL Naota singlehandedly hits back the meteor that was about to destroy the town and knocks it away at FTL speeds. Even in the anime version he manages to hold back the meteor and get it to stop, Haruko is just the one who sends it flying in the opposite direction.
>and then Naoto gets his shit kicked in for the rest of the series
He only did that shit with Atomsk, and that's outside help. Without that, Naoto is fricked.
Naoto is basically anime Scott anyways so why not just do it?
>No. Have Travis fight Scott to settle a decade's old debate (even though Travis stomps).
If people know he stomps, then it was never a debate. Travis has better in Joe, Jack, or Dante. Even Ben said he had better than Scott.
>Naoto is basically anime Scott anyways so why not just do it?
He's literally not though. They both have different personalities, different conflicts, and are both from different settings entirely. The "similarities" you posted are so superficial that they can be compared to other fictional characters as well.
>If people know he stomps, then it was never a debate.
True but then again Asura vs Kratos exists despite that also being a huge bigger stomp in Asura's favor.
>Travis has better in Joe, Jack, or Dante. Even Ben said he had better than Scott.
The truth is, Travis doesn't have any real good opponents.
>both have different personalities, different conflicts, and are both from different settings entirely.
And yet their contrasting personalities while still having similar core traits are why people find it to be so good.
>True but then again Asura vs Kratos exists despite that also being a huge bigger stomp in Asura's favor.
Lol at the crew and their fans believing the opposite tbh
>The truth is, Travis doesn't have any real good opponents.
He has Dante and Jack at least. No one cares about Viewtiful Joe except some Marvel vs Capcom players.
>And yet their contrasting personalities while still having similar core traits are why people find it to be so good
And those people are moronic since they barely have any real similar core traits.
>Lol at the crew and their fans believing the opposite tbh
Yep. Dumbassesbal of them.
>He has Dante and Jack at least. No one cares about Viewtiful Joe except some Marvel vs Capcom players.
Dante and Jack aren't really good opponents for Travis, and nobody cares about Jack that much outside of PG fans.
Does anyone remember Jack or Madworld, nowadays? Has there been anything new?
Anarchy Reigns came out which had Jack as a character, but beyond that not really. His main legacy is being one of very few M Rated Wii games.
>Anarchy Reigns
That was a decade ago, man.
I recognize that. Also I just remembered that MadWorld is probably among the only games to have a character canonically wear blackface.
He's in the same spot as Joe unironically. Last seen in the 2011 MvC 3. Since then. Next to nothing from Capcom lol.
Give her a matchup
That isn't a shitstomp against her like Sukuna or Akame
Killua I guess?
>Ultima is a Hyperdimensional eldrich entity that all incarnations of Godzilla are merely avatars of with their own individual Ego’s
I’m convinced Singular Point is what happens when a Powerscaler is given IP rights to their favorite character.
Green homosexual victim.
>Ew I stepped in shit
Is he chasing a jellyfish from SpongeBob?
Both job to the Ass Void.
>The actual strongest character that's ever been on DB is scared of trannies.
He isn't, but the doc sure is.
You guys......Travis is for Jack. C'mon.
No. Have Travis fight Scott to settle a decade's old debate (even though Travis stomps).
Agreed. Just get it out of the way. Cole vs Alex was the same thing. It turned out okay.
Since Shang Chi vs Jin has been gaining a lot of traction within the community for a while, who would any of you have Ryu fight if he were to return for one last time?
>Shang Chi vs Jin
>gaining a lot of traction
That's a fricking lie.
>who would any of you have Ryu fight if he were to return for one last time?
Jin and Ryu had their best mus already, and Ryu appeared twice now. We don't need every single character to return to DB.
>That's a fricking lie.
There's at least dozen Jin vs Shang TNs on Google Search right now.
>who would any of you have Ryu fight if he were to return for one last time?
Kyo or Terry I guess.
One of the last capeshit matches I'm genuinely invested in.
Indy vs his dad.
>Moon Level
>Large Planet level cause of MK scaling.
>Outerversal
Seth trying to analyze LTG's life while LTG is screaming racial and homophobic slurs at the top of his lungs at Seth is all I need in life.
dale is more methodical in his approach. he would say he took his BBC out and put it in the whitest hot dog buns seth has ever seen and fed it to seth's mom
Dale is definitely not more methodical. He can't even formulate a single sentence without using at least 5 of the words incorrectly.
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E9ARVDc55PE
explain this then.
It doesn't matter if you talk backwards, mispronounce every word or use misnomers every other sentence. All you have to do is control the flow of the conversation. That's why Dale would crush the likes of TimPool and Hassan in a debate while talking about things that have nothing to do with topic being discussed
So it doesn't matter if you blatantly get things wrong then try to shrug it under the rug like an idiot? The only way Dale manages to win any online conversation is by literally screaming at the top of his lungs like a autist lol
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It literally doesn't matter as long as you dominate the argument eloquently and without backup and there ain't no way Seth is countering https://youtu.be/Axvj4cnd19s
You can dominate the argument by acting like a moron and still lose while also looking like an even bigger idiot in the end lol. That's Dale's approach to anything. If Seth does proper research he could also bring up key points in Dale's life to get him emotional, and then the only way that Dale would be able to deal with Seth is with a ban, except even that wouldn't be as effective here since Seth still has a history of doxxing and ban evading and can also just as easily send his army of dickriders after Dale's middle aged yes men.
If you want to bank on Seth getting the moral victory all the more power to you, but Dale going off like a moron is something Seth won't be able to cope with in the moment even with prep time, he looked ridiculous during the Keemstar open discussion. Not to mention Dale is plainly more based than Seth
All you gotta do for LTG to lose is beat him in Street Fighter or Tekken. After that, he'll sperg to death.
Marth vs DQ1 Hero is better than Marth vs WoL because both FE and DQ stick to the medieval/mystic medieval era style (ignoring 3H taking place on post apocalyptic Earth)
Trunks and Silver vs the Doc and Rick. Who wins?
Base Silver stomps all threee
Rick and Doc.
Each are smarter than Trunks and Silver Combined and them combining their tech would be basically be making a multi-timeline and universal labyrinth that neither could ever escape.
>BFR
Doesn't work on those who can dimension hop their way out, with pure speed even, your "heroes" are fodder
But are they hopping to the RIGHT dimension? The right timeline within that dimension? That's where the fact they're both idiots comes into play.
Based on the Death Battle rulings at least, the Doctor could feasibly solo Trunks and Silver with foreknowledge, but if Trunks and Silver are serious they would just instant blitz them both (assuming Super Silver).
Rick would solo
our loser..I mind heroes..
Who's joining him next
no one
after he goes 0-4 to wukong,
then 0-5 to Jin mori
then 0-6 to sailor moon.
he mogs all those however
All of them
hulk won against juggernaut though
Charizard is really more of species than a character tho.
Lex or Hulk probably take it nowadays. It is probable that Goku dies last though.
>Hulk will probably lose to Godzilla if they add Ultima to the composite
>Darth Vader can beat the b***h from Fates
>Megaman Classic has no one
>Charizard gets murdered with the rest of Ash's Pokémon by Yugi
>Goku has a ton of less popular matchups that can give him easy wins
>Lex can beat Kaiba
>Yugi
>Murdering Ash
Ash rips his arm off when he tries to draw a card and beats him to death with it
not in-character
>Not in character
>When Ash literally attempts to murder the Team Rocket in every single episode
He doesn't need to draw cards
still gets beaten to death by Ash
Ash tried to punch out Mewtwo, he absolutely would be going nuts on Yugi if the latter threatened his pokemon
by that point Yugi would already have his monsters out to protect him, besides if he does try to attack Yugi then he will be breaking the rules and then a mind crush occurs
that's assuming that Ash agrees to the rules first
and that Ash's various anti-psychic feats don't come into play
honestly though a likely scenario would be Ash wrestling with Yugi then calling Pikachu out to thunderbolt both of them, confident he can take it
Mind Crush despite the name isn't actually mind frickery
Ignoring summons and monsters and all that, Atem would beat the crap out of Ash in a one-on-one fistfight.
He really really really would not
Cute
wasn't that in a virtual world?
No, that's the weird 'capsule monsters' lost season where they barely played the actual game it was promoting.
It was magic shit, not digital.
How does he counter Ash’s infinite speed?
I forgot vsbw Ash has infinite speed. much Kratos to hit this speedster you'd need someone like The flash.
>likely Infinite, higher with
>higher
Was it mental illness
Yep
Clearly a hollow Styrofoam log. Look how slowly it falls and how little a splash it made. Fake feat.
Goku doesn't even feel like he should be here.
Yeah he's 0-3. But all three loses were against the same person.
Compare that to The Hulk, who lost to Doomsday, lost to Broly, and will 100% lose to a composited Godzilla.
>IESLB
>Solos your verse
>Low Complex Multiversal
>Immeasurable Speed
Didact's book comes out this month, right?
Next month.
Who the frick can beat him bros??
Wanked Toriko
Toriko is pretty cool. Reminds me of my HERO Goku. Shame Toei fricked Toriko up.
Maybe with WITPiece being a thing Toriko will get a remake too.
Netflix is milking One Piece hard. Kek.
I wouldn’t even call it a remake. They’re reanimating the easy blue saga but it seems pointless. Toei already did this
They're in the Epstein Island, since these authots of these 3 mangas are confirmed pedophiles.
>IESLB
>"authots"
Watch this movie. I just did it with my gf.
>The SLoP
😀
>had them all end in a draw so fanboys don’t get pissed
Obviously, Goku is the strongest but none of his punches worked against Luffy so he ended looking the best out of this
Flumpty, unironically
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
INSANEku gave himself Anti-Toyo Neck so he could murder a puffball
Leave Kirby to us.
Cool! Thank anon!
so since we've seen what happened with Aex vs Cole, what are very good matchups that will likely never happen (outside of polls) due to loss of relevancy?
>Duke vs Sam
>Lightning vs Shulk
>Dumbledore vs Gandalf
STRONGEST
.....is Goku.
Goku is 5'8 right? How small is this guy lol
5'9 actually. What's dumber is he's 135 lbs.
He's using his ki control to make himself lighter.
That's not confirmed.
I could take him
Last I heard that fruitcake on the right suffered from genital swelling and anal bleeding
Is there a way to read these old ass issues?
Read comics online or something. It's Ike kiss cartoon but for comics
>Superman tanking a hit from Superhomie
Hehe
Ok, who wins this? I've heard this is actually pretty debatable
Draw because neither would kill the other.
@
I’m sorry for not killing fourstar to
Validate
your kamon rouge luddite poverty scam, now have a 1984 Meguca. And then Gabriel Robotniks boyfriend cumplainned at Deathknell again.
God that monologue by the doctor is insufferable
>JJK out of nowhere
What will be the next Dragon Ball pity win?
Gohan vs Mark is obvious.
That’s so much of an obvious stomp it’s not even satisfying. It also robs us of Mark vs Luke, afar more interesting match
Luke is for to big of a character to throw at some 5-10 year faddish schmuck that is invincible.
What are his better options? Harry is a shitstomp. Saber’s connections are moronic. Same with Travis Touchdown’s. Paul is a literal who.
Naruto, duh. The past two Naruto vs Star Wars fights did really well. They're not going to just not do the grand finale.
Nah, the cast said it might be too much of a stomp.
They showed interest in Gohan vs Ultraman Zero and Mark vs Hot Rod.
Piccolo vs Knuckles (unless Archie gets involved).
Isn't Archie literally the only way Knuckles stands a chance?
Yes but people think Archie Knuckles should fight Juggernaut
Why Juggernaut? I rather have Collosus and Knuckles isn't a good opponent for him. I'd prefer Zangief.
They'll wank Sonic harder and with Hyper Knuckles they'll be able to at least make it to a Frieza vs Megatron tier stomp.
Yeah it'll just come down to universe complexity again. Piccolo is at best as strong as manga UI Goku, so some degree of multi-universal. Archie Knuckles will get his Green form and be labeled stronger than Super Sonic.
Here's what they used for Xeno Trunks vs Archie Silver.
I meant Game Knuckles.
Kid Goku vs kid Naruto would feel right.
Literally no one cares about comics. It’s just a bunch of a fan fiction from struggling rejected writers who can’t go anywhere else. They don’t matter. At all. Normies have forgotten them, DCWB and MarvelDisney has and so should you. They’re the equivalent of a coloful fanfiction that shitty teen fic site.
Judge Dredd vs the Punisher is an easy live action episode they never did for some reason.
>still seething because Dragon Ball episodes outperformed his moeshit episodes
KWAB!!
Are the titans from ARK viable in death battle?
Hal Jordan’s treatment in the animated films is bizarre. He gets fricked over every turn to the point where even I don’t find it funny. What the frick is going on at WB?
Shut the frick up Lopi, we're discussing dinosaurs.
No you shut the frick up, it makes no sense for Hal to get treated like shit in every movie. And I don’t even give a frick about him.
Only Geoff Johns cares about Hal.
>dinosissies think their "heroes" can beat the triCHAD
Kek
Well dinosaur dick riders seem to think any dinosaur biped could take out any mammal so how about this one huh? What's your take on it?
THE RAPTOR OF COURSE!
>biggest white rhino ever was 9,900 pounds
what the actual frick
How far could an human that can pull of a perfect Demonsbane from Kengan go in professional combat?
That's like asking how far a battle mage who can hurl fireballs and lightning bolts would make it in the roman colosseum. The Niko Style was okay at first that it seemed like a Swiss Army knife jack of all trades martial art but it developed into plot contrivance magic.
So my final answer is: Mukaku can eat shit
>Can literally instacounter everything with double the power
>Can turn a basic strike into a OHKO
>Only “downside” is that it can’t be used on grabs
You’re basically bringing a gun to a fist fight.
What about oxygen levels in the atmosphere though? Did Carnotaurus come from a time with substantially higher oxygen levels? If it did, then would plopping it on the fricking Sahara have it heaving loudly and struggling to move at peak performance?
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This video encapsulates all I love about Powerscaling, what a way to start the new year...
This is what a stegosaur skull looks like, compare that to a caiman and this thing looks positively flimsy
caiman also don't have exposed necks with juicy jugulars and vetebrates
https://twitter.com/JumpNJetz/status/1741887967415631882
Looks like season 11 might start late as well. Expect RoosterTeeth to dick around the staff some more in the coming months. The same thing happened last year, where RT didn't renew the contracts for both of DB's editors without warning.
Is this because RT is broke, or is it because they're terribly run? Or both?
Probably because they’re terribly run. One would assume that if they were competent, something like this would’ve been sorted out ages ago. If they were broke they probably would just declare bankruptcy instead of forgetting to renew contracts.
Stick to debating Goku vs Superman and leave paleontology out of these threads, please.
DJ tikki is in the same boat as Luis, the frick's going on at RT?
what do you mean?
In fact I already proved that triceratops were smarter than rhinos ITT. And smart prey evolve smart because their predators are also smart.
If they where so smart, why aren't they around today? Check mate.
Man look how slow this rhino was turning 360 degrees around to tell the hippo to frick off.
New thread?
no
Oh, okay.