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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot the Speedy insult of the day.

    Speedy is so fat that even Nikocado Avacado tells him to lay off the food and be healthy.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freddy kreuger only exists in nightmares and I doubt scarecrow would have access to fear gas in a nightmare

    • 3 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      I'm not familiar with any stories that explore Crane's dreamscape, but if he still has his "lost the ability to feel fear" thing, he might actually win. Freddy's big advantage in this match is that he's going to be able to read Crane's memories. He'll know all about him. While Crane will only know that he's being attacked by child molester Dr. Destiny.

      I'm not even sure the gas would work on Freddy if he was pulled out of dreams. His "real world" biology is very inhuman.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tree level.
      >But
      Let me fricking finish.
      Yggreasill is an outerversal tree to which KINGtos scales to.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be versus Dante right? That or Doom Slayer seem like the obvious thematic choices.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      those who wield such a weapon follow a honorable moral code known as the code of shovelry

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who should John Devil Survivor fight

    • 3 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Which DS protag? Bunny? Abel?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Abel

        • 3 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Cain from DC.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            sounds good to me
            thanks

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so who wins this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mordecai and Rigby with ease, their feats are absolutely ridiculous whereas Gumball and Darwin have very little to work with.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mordecai and Rigby with ease, their feats are absolutely ridiculous whereas Gumball and Darwin have very little to work with.

      Gumball has tanked attacks from Bobert, who’s canonically punched Gumball into last year. Literally

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the two of them have also managed to stop and travel through time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mordecai when he uses the death block on Darwins fish slap after Rigby sent himself and Gumball to 1v1 in Space using the syntheizer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you give them all their tools and wanked feats its tight, but probably Mordecai and Rigby. Universal Remote is the biggest b***h to deal with could hard counter The Power with mute. That said, they can still wrestle it from em and they'd still have Book of Park Records hax.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Gumball and Darwin survive the big bang in their base forms?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So did Mordecai and Rigby, except they were at the center of it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Base forms
        Since when does Darwin have another form?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Technically Gumball and Darwin can go super saiyan

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRING HOMER TO ME

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't they literally have this crossover and Peter won already

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think so? I know there's the official Family Guy/Simpson episode but that's not really a proper death battle (also it's not good anyway)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't they literally have this crossover and Peter won already

      I don't think so? I know there's the official Family Guy/Simpson episode but that's not really a proper death battle (also it's not good anyway)

      People wanting Peter vs Homer are fricking stupid. We already got it and it's on YouTube.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so did Goku vs Superman and they did it 2 more times

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Homer would just kick your ass.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINGtos knows toxic masculinity has to go.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did not like Kratos becoming Luther Strode

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You reminded me of FatBrett. That guy started with a sorta thoughtful analysis of Ragnarok but completely misunderstood so many narratives for the other games he's covered.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my understanding is that the jotnar literally want to BLOW UP THE WORLD to restore the original status quo since they hate creation as well as mortals because odin made em out of ymir. at what point did it become wrong to kill those pieces of shit? or they dindu nuffin in god of war?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NONONO KRATOS! YOU CAN'T BETRAY ME LIKE THAT
      >WE ARE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT TOGETHER AGAINST THE FENDOMgayS!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >KEKtos knows toxic masculinity has to go.
      Fixed.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember seeing the Madara copypasta before he showed up and never understood it. Then I saw him in action and finally got it. This dude was comically OP and as cool as he was, he destroyed the series

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you talking about Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forget what I said about Boruto being in the 180cm range. He's 2 meters tall minimum. (I'm not googling what 2 meters in burger measures so I changed everything to centimeters).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one cared about Narutard let alone Borutist.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who should Cobra Commander fight, Zemo or Red Skull or Struker?
    If we're not doing a full on Cobra vs Hydra.

    • 3 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      I'm partial to Zemo, because you get the bonus "faceless leader" theme.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        His less iconic 'blue hood' was probably inspired by him too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who wins that anyway?
        Zemo probably has some stupid moment where he did something superhuman, but it's not like G.I.Joe doesn't do that kind of stuff too.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still want Kaido vs Acnologia.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freddy doesn't have to kill Crane himself, he'll just plot and manipulate someone else to do it through consistent nightmares.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yuji officially has Reverse cursed technique, does this change anything in his fight with Denji?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know. why u asking me?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now he can get bodied by Denji for way longer before being eaten alive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In what way does that contribute to my happiness?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DENJIKEKS OUR RESPONSE??????????

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DENJIKEKS OUR RESPONSE??????????

      This would be Denji's literal reaction after seeing Yuji heal with RCT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reverse curse technique
      >before revealing his curse technique
      REVEAL THE SOUL SWAP ALREADY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, not really. If anyone it makes it worse for Yuji, since he’s basically going to give Denji an all you can regenerate buffet, and if he ends up missing a black flash then he’s going to be boned even harder.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ghidorah? STOMPS KEKwing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      China vs America

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ghidorahb***h hides himself behind a stomp match up
      ENTER

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Godzilla killed Zeus, Poseidon, the Hydra, and Hades, Ghidorah can kill Tiamat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ghidorahb***h hides himself behind a stomp match up
      ENTER

      Kaijus? ASS VOIDed!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        God bless and keep you, anon.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER

    VEGETA WON AGAINST GOKU.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku and Vegeta have been sparing together for over 3 years if this is the first time Vegeta very won a sparing match this means Goku was stomping his ass in every sparring match they had for over 3+ years.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bejita sissies, the actual record is 3-100

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO BEJITABROS?????????

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So Goku is now the b***h of a smaller b***h?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some powers that started as cool but became ridiculous or lame? I’ll start with the obvious
    >Super Saiyan
    >Sharingan

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sun Dipping and general sun related amps

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rinnegan got it worse than Sharingan.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOAThan vs GOATruto.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hold up

      I thought that was a double image lol.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Memes aside it's nice to see Gohan can go Beast at any time.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GOAThan

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TDK proves that Batman with prep time could solo his verse. Supes be jealous

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superman wasn't even trying to fight him he just wanted to talk. Like it was Naruto v Sauske 2 levels of not wanting to fight.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could Finn Realistically survive the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The general stuff? Yeah probably. Gro-goroth and such? No.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman could.

    • 3 months ago
      LopiBats

      People praise Frank miller but he turned Batman into a psychotic freak who eats rats and made him look 10x worse in a Superman story he wrote as opposed to the TDKR story where there atleast some understanding and characteristics to aid Superman’s character.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman could beat the shit out of most monsters on the dungeons but he is already messed up in the head so the most likely outcome is him enjoying killing a bit too much and ending up as another monster inside the Dungeons

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But he couldn't save himself from jobbing against some Marvel characters?

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GoKEKbros......GODhan will kick our ass next month!!

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JOBgamesh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND MANGA

      • 3 months ago
        LopiBats

        98% of Manga is trash

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          100% of American comics is trash.

  24. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    The Batman part II will probably suck.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Batman already sucked.

      • 3 months ago
        LopiBats

        No shit. Part II will be even worse. Matt is a dumbass.

        Superhomosexual.

        You had to search for this type of trash. Fricking real gays in this thread.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PISSgamesh

  26. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    DC is failing. It’s going to shutdown.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FateGODS out of nowhere

  28. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    Anyone who still reads capeshit comics are fricking moronic.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Anyone who still reads capeshit comics are fricking moronic."
    >are moronic
    >IESLB
    Dumb b***h!!

    • 3 months ago
      LopiBats

      COPE, capeshit comics are DOGSHIT.
      Shit sales, shit audience, shit market practices.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brown ESL babble
        Bitch!

  30. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    James Gunn is revamping the DC as a whole, you still have idiots worried about “canon” when no one or anyone at DC anymore gives a flying frick. There is no canon. There’s only corporations using the characters for shit content outside of the failing comics.

  31. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    2 Batman editors left DC for better opportunities because they know DC comics is sinking.

  32. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    Comics = fanfiction for salty idiots

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman bros... Our hero jobs even in videogames on his own world... Diana admits she isn't even a gamer, batman just sucks in the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >female opinions
      Just as worthless in comics as they are in real life

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >female opinions
      Just as valid in comics as they are in real life

    • 3 months ago
      LopiBats

      >Tom King
      I don’t care about this, it’s capeshit comics so no one read it. But this guy is “integral” to the new DC which changes everything. Killed in Gotham Knights twice, shot in the head by Harley in SS, sucked off Superman in Justice League, owned by a incel ridder in The Batman, and now Tom King who is obsessed with deconstructing Batman is now one of the main forces in the dcu. Batman just can’t catch a break even outside of the comics. And Damian is being shoved in everything he features in now which ruined DCAMU Batman.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of that is necessary after all the batwank in the Batkeks run

        • 3 months ago
          LopiBats

          >Comic reader
          Opinion discarded. You’re a dying breed who doesn’t matter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Diana has dated both Bruce and Clark
      >Given the option to choose she went with Clark in a videogame
      ... Batbros... I think she likes superman more...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >InJOBstice
      Real CHADS play CHADgon CHAD FighterZ.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup yup.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No real CHADS play Bleach vs Naruto
        https://kbhgames.com/game/bleach-vs-naruto-3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Teen Titans Go shirt
      Why.........

  34. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    You what’s canon? The fricking 200 million films shown to millions of people. Josstice League, The Batman, and The Flash is your canon.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    something something WAALLYFAAAAGS!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is Barry.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're basically the same thing, who cares? Flash family tree is a circle.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christ is King.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Allah is even better.

  38. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    Kill Damian. He’s an abomination.

  39. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    Damian ruins Batman.
    I would fine if this was comic only, but he’s shoved in EVERYTHING.

    Damian is not a compatible character for Batman. He’s to shitheaded and aggressive so that leaves Batman with zero personality.

  40. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    Capeshit comics are dead.
    That’s why the readers come here because no one in real life gives a frick.

  41. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    Nothing is more pointless and useless than capeshit comics.

  42. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League should’ve been scrapped. Abomination of a game. DOA.

    You can tell Warner sabotaged it half way through because new management realized this was a shit idea. Notice how the marketing hides the frick out of this game.

  43. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    You know what, DC is dead in general.

  44. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    DC fricking sucks.

    DAMNED COMICS BROUGHT TO YOU FROM THE PITS OF HELL.

  45. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    >When they use to put in effort

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When they use to put in effort
    >they use
    >IESLB
    Brown clown!!

    • 3 months ago
      LopiBats

      DC is SHIT

      COPE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Brown babble
        YWNBAW.

        • 3 months ago
          LopiBats

          >no argument
          COPE

        • 3 months ago
          LopiBats

          >no argument
          COPE

          DC IS SHIT

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no argument
            COPE

            >parroting
            Brown clown.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Calm down Hitler...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >SHITler
                Jobber.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Endless DC
    >Endless Marvel
    What are some good western comic book characters who aren't associated with Big 2 you'd most like to see in a DB?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mark Grayson.

    • 3 months ago
      LopiBats

      There is no endless DC and Marvel. They both dissolved from public eye.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Think he is referring in the context of Death Battle. I think more than half of all episodes involves at least one of em? Point being its spammed way too much and other comics getting rep would be nice

        • 3 months ago
          LopiBats

          DB is dying anyways so it doesn’t matter in the end.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Solar, Man of the Atom.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Solar vs Beerus would be cool.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mortadelo

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick can beat Reboot Alien X
    everyone
    everyone can beat him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      original continuity alien x can
      probably every other original alien

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could Antedulivians from vampire the Masquerade wreck Death Battle entries or at the very least Dio Brando

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming any of em are packing top level Obfuscate they could probably beat Gold Experience Requiem let alone Dio

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      3rd generation and above WoD vampires are so far above Alucard and Dio its absurd

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are they above Kars?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Easily. Even Perfect Kars

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are they above Heaven-Ascension DIO, Death Battle's fanfiction 1500x the speed of light DIO, or Jorge Joestar novel Kars, though?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alucard would beat them

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dio JOBdio on the other hand.....

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dio JOBdio on the other hand.....

          Nah. Level 9-10 Disciplines are bullshit. Both Alucard and Dio get clowned on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      World of Darkness Antedulivians have powers literally labeled as "Plot Device"
      Then the sort of shit below that includes things like yeeting someone into another reality or the void, warping reality, acting outside of reality, transforming into a walking sun, and a bunch of other goofy things

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely. Max obfuscate, auspex, and dominate would be a motherfricker

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How strong is Saitama really?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cover pages aren't canon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guess WW is actually boundless considering she beats this jobber every day of the week and she gets send to "the end of infinity" by him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She would obliterate Gojo btw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she gets send to "the end of infinity"
        what does that even mean?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's likely that's just fancy words for "I'll send you to another dimension/very far away"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saitama is below someone who's canonically below bullet level?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That bullet? One shots thor

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't Thor the God of Thunder?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes but you must remember Detective Comicsology is more intolerant of other viewpoints than Islam is

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Friendly reminder that Diana is actually bulletproof

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then she should get rid of the bulletproof bracelets......r-right.....?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, because if she did that this would happen

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The old armor was superior in every way.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Injustice
            KEKAROONEY ROO

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, a weaker versión of Diana is bulletproof mainline WW scales way higher

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mainline Wonder Wench isn't even hair level.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay that has to be a magic bullet, those bracelets survive Doomsday of all things.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Diana is beyond bullet level. She's just weak to piercing. She's tough enough to take punches to the face from Superman and Darkseid. Piercing attacks just override her durability. There's probably stories were she loses that weakness.

          • 3 months ago
            LopiBats

            No one gives a frick, you stupid piece of shit.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't see yesterday's podcast episode, what did they say about uploading Ryu vs JIn's fight as a standalone video?

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh yeah if anyone cared Goku beat Kratos while Sonic beat Goku in the podcast yesterday

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how can you sit through those

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just listen to them while doing something else

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      where they talking about the sonic comics because i doubt game sonic could be DBS Goku.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        game sonic only

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          how did they came to that conclusion?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Solaris scaling

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't Solaris scaling non canon considering that Sonic 06 retconned itself?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didnt an 06 level show up in Generations?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It did. But does it really change the fact that it's technically disenfranchised from the main continuity?

                and WHY did 06 retcon itself?

                Because Elise snuffed out the Iblis Trigger which pretty much undid every single event in 06 up until the festival.

                that's a soft-retcon meaning it's still usable

                I think that's the first time I've ever heard the term soft-retcon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't it kinda fricked that they basically killed babby Solaris?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was trying to erase existence

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                well it's less fricked up then killing everyone associated with Project Solaris

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                and WHY did 06 retcon itself?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                SHITlaris died.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's a soft-retcon meaning it's still usable

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. Thanos Wins timeline got undone but it's still canon and has an effect on 616. Undone timelines are still part of canon. They just didn't happen linearly.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sonic's cosmology and Marvel's functions the same
                Kek.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, because Crisis City appears in Generations, Sonic 06 is listed in the "Memories of Sonic" section in Gens, and Sonic remembers and literally mentions the events of 06 to Silver in TSR, not to mention Silver's bio in Fast Friends Forever describes the events of 06, 06 is the most referenced game in the series.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              wow that's moronic. sonic and solaris are nowhere near equals or even relative in power.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >sonic
              >scaling to the guy he needed a super form AND 2 other dudes to beat
              ?????????

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Powergay scaling is moronic. News at 11

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                wasn't that because he was in 3 points in time simultaneously?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sonic
                >scaling to the guy he needed a super form AND 2 other dudes to beat

                correct two other dudes that also needed a super form as well. and even then all they manage was to temporarily cut off Solaris control of it's avatar.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The thing is the one and only feat Solaris has ever had, is Eggman saying one time in a single line of dialogue that Solaris is “eating every timeline!”
                Of course if you played the game you know the game takes place across only 1 liniear back to the future timeline, in three different periods: the past, the present and the future soleanna. Which is where Sonic Shadow and Silver then travel to to stop Solaris from eating those places.

                So logically it seems what the story meant was timePERIODS, but because the wruters don’t give a shit about that, and vsbattletards do, they took it at face value and assumed “durrr there’s infinite timelines in sawnic, super sonic is le multiversal!”
                And it’s been like that ever since, off that one incorrectly used word

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                actually it was Eggman saying one time in a single line of dialogue that Solaris is “eating dimensions" plural

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                actually it was Eggman saying one time in a single line of dialogue that Solaris is “eating dimensions" plural

                >"That body of light is the sign of a super-dimensional life-form. Standard attacks won't work on him. He eats dimensions for lunch!"
                from the sonic wiki
                I think this is the line

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was using this one since it sounds like it has more credence than “waow this guy looks strong waku waku he must eat dimensions for breakfast!”
                Also they scale Sonic timelines to 11d or whatever the frick because of Imaginary-World from the game where they went to Imaginary-land, even though it’s a place made from dreams and imagination, and therefore exists inside their own heads because it’s all just dreams they themselves make while they’re asleep

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shadow and Silver needed to beat it in three seperate points in time, moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                still hitting the same guy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ben was the one arguing for Sonic and was talking about a lot of the higher-end arguments pushed. He said throughout it that it's not necessarily his opinion, and that he was surprised Sonic won the vote because he thinks Goku is too strong.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          G-G-GOKU SISTERS COULD IT BE!?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Kratos and Goku weaker than just Game Sonic
          How pathetic AND weak!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder random human barbarians are canonically capable of snapping Kratos rib cage.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those guys were canonically empowered by Hades. One of them grows to the size of a giant with magic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          sweet can you explain how Kratos can get overwhelm by iron age human solders who weren't magically empowered

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the same way Mario is overpowered by a mushroom

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Goombas are mftl+ building busters...

              Goombas >>>> Batman
              .

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mftl+
                >building level

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                waaaay stronger than your than average iron age solider.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those soldiers? Solo Marvel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post summary notes now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not that guy, all you need to know is Kratos was given similar stats to what he was given in the podcast with Asura and the whole feat of Hercules punching someone so hard that they got sent back in time was disregarded since it required more context

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it has begun

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diana tanked all that btw

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how fricked up is it that no matter what Sonic MU they do next he's gonna add onto someones losing streak, unless its mario, in which Mario simply gets knocked into 1-2

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gay SHITnic
    Inferior to CHADtoon ALPHAnic.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goku lost in the podcast
    Kek. Goku is definitely winning the offical Death Battle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >here's how Goku can still win

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having a laughing fit at the sentence "Eggman saying one time" for some reason

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Question here: I see there a recent Debunked of DC so hard that they are everyone else victims, is that actually true or cope meme by some battleboard users?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well my ESL friend, DC (and Marvel) are nowhere near as strong as normies would have you believe, but I have no idea what debunk in particular you might be inquiring about.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there supposed to be humor in the consistent obliviousness of Kratos wank? Cause it's not a particularly funny character to do that with.
    Yujiro and his butt rape was much better for this kind of thing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos has always been a controversial character in battle boards because fans, or "fans", take it too far most of the time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if the dude doing it is being facetious or unironically believes it to a degree

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a community's Jurassic Park moment. They realized that, through creative wording and selective presentation, they could get Kratos stratospherically high. The important thing for them is that they could and they did.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Solaris is still the strongest sonic boss
    The JOBbros........

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time Eater and Nightmare Eggman gonna get Fraud Checked by Dreamy Bowser.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The End would be the strongest even if you take Ian's statement as fact even if it's contradicted by the Japanese writer and is coming from a guy that wants official dykes in the series

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonic only won because he got scaled up to a character he couldn’t actually defeat on his own
    Kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Super Sonic 2 could solo Solaris.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do we scale Wolverine's HOT CLAWS?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sub-deer level.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is the perspective fricked here or did that deer kick Logan through several trees?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Logan got kicked through several trees yes. He jobs to deer and trees a lot.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Logan weighs 300 pounds because of his skeleton, that's one strong fricking deer.. This plus the gorilla that made Hulk bleed, how strong are Marvel animals?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not as strong as Marvel humans. Some black dudes socked Beyonder once for doing Blackface.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now post the one of Mario getting cut in half by Sonic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Could only barely beat a massively nerfed Game Sonic with no Solaris scaling and limited Super mode after receiving massive wank and infinite items.
      Lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They acknowledged Solaris in the vid, and acknowledged that Sonic doesn’t scale to him because Solaris doesn’t do chaos control

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Doesnt give him Solaris scaling
          >Gives it to Shadow and Silver after
          >Also doesnt give him Rush, Advance, Egg Wizard, Time Eater, and story book stuff
          As I said. Nerfed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        do not worry, there will be a third remake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonicbros, our HERO lost...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make no mistake. The outcome was never in question.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mariogays got so booty blasted after Sonic killed Mario, Tails killed Luigi, and Ganon killed Bowser they had to placate them with a Mario win and Ganon getting embarassed
      So who is killing Tails?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its only an image. no text. and yet... you can FEEL the seethe...

      we're coming for your HERO, mariobros...........

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fanfiction cope
    SHITrio? Too slow.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario has been proven to run as fast as Sonic multiple times.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Mario is literally way faster than Sonic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...in my headcanon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Headcanon? Try game canon.
          >Mario 3 and World have it so he can run so fast he can achieve flight
          >He's able to outrun Sonic in the Mario and Sonic games.
          >he's just as fast as Sonic in Smash Bros
          Not to mention, Sonic ISN'T even the fastest in his own series
          >Tails can easily keep up with him.
          >Rouge, Knuckles, Espio, Vector, all are just as fast as him
          >Eggman out ran him
          >Amy is able to keep up with him.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mighty and Ray are also just as fast as Sonic.
            Fang, Bean and Bark are able to keep up with Sonic.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >needs powerups and super TOY bros
            OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO MARIOKEKS

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don't need the power ups to run at full speed for flight in Mario 3 and World. And there's no powerups in Mario & Sonic. So yeah, maybe do research before you start shit posting?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >needs powerups to actually fly

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but with out it he can still acheive the same speed he would need to fly if he did have the power ups, anon.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >needs chaos emeralds to be worth anything

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                wrong
                Base CHADnic solos the Mario Bros.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Untrue, don't slander my hero.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                OH NO NO NO MARIOBROS
                THERE WEREN'T EVEN REMAINS OF OUR HERO??????

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Needs the Chaos Emeralds to actually have a chance at winning most of his match ups

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is a power up and not based on his speed and more a side effect
            >Non canon crossover and even in the context of the game story Sonic is the fastest
            >Literal toys

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can run and achieve the same speed needed to fly with out power ups, please, do research before you try to shit post.
              >smash hasn't been toys since N64
              Get your game theory bullshit out of here.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                smash is still toys

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. There's no way Eggman is faster than Mario

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mario has infinite speed.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Speed
    Mario is easily able to keep up with and dodge Sonic's attacks in Smash Bros, can run fast enough to get enough speed to achieve flight with out power ups, and can outrun Sonic in the Olympic games which Sega says are canon.
    >Strength
    Mario is able to lift and throw King Bob-Omb, Bowser, and Donkey Kong.
    >Power Ups
    Mario has more.
    >Aquatic Abilities
    Mario currently, doesn't need to breath while under water. Sonic? Can't even swim now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can outrun Sonic in the Olympic games which Sega says are canon.
      Those were for charity, Clark

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eggman literally outruns Sonic, was THAT for charity?
        Rouge, Knuckles, Cream, Vector, Amy, Blaze, Espio, and fricking BIG can out run Sonic or at least run as fast as him.
        Sonic isn't the fastest thing anymore.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just means Eggman is one of the fastest and most powerful characters ever as he should be because he is based

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yet he's slower then Wario in the Olympic Games, which Sega, again, said are canon.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              isn't Mario also slower then Sonic according to the Olympic Games?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those were for charity Sonic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Super Toy Bros. is not canon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They haven't been toys since Smash 64, please learn the lore.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Proof? Evidence?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Smash Melee to Ultimate they're trophies.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >THEY'RE NOT TOYS, MOM! THEY'RE "FIGURINES"!!!!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean he's not wrong.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds feminine.
                *breaks all your gay dolls*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot Mario Backwards Long jumping though infinity and Mario beating Bowser who was amped by the power stars. The power stars allowed Bowser to create entire universes inside of painting and allowed him to reality warp characters like Peach and toad into the walls.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MarioGODS reminding the SonicKEKS that they LOST

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Mariogays lost first and more often as they had to beg for a gimmie win after their big three all got raped lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh Ganondorf's part of the Mario universe?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess Sonicgays aren't asking for Archie Sonic vs Paper Mario/Mario-kun

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Main way I could see em doing a third without it just being another jumbling of inconsistent stats and scalings. Last I heard the general consensus for that from most places was itd be close but Archie wins

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          most powerful combatants; best way to put it to bed with a definite mario L.

          god, marioKEKS are embarassing. how do you out-autism the CHADnics?

  72. 3 months ago
    DoctorGreen

    Doctor Mario vs Doctor Simi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doctor Mario is for Joel.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Joel is for Kenny.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonicb***h is crying

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ESL
    Mario? DONEAROO.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No arguments? C'mon.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Our HEROES...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luigi having Lightning powers is peak and I wish he kept it.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GODDAMN ENTER GODDAMN THE GODDAMN BATMAN GODDAMN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Our FUARKING HERO!

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Beats Alucard
    >Beats the other Alucard too
    >Beats Blade
    >Beats Marvel Dracula
    >Beats Castlevania Dracula
    >Beats Hotel Transylvania Dracula
    >Beats DC Dracula
    >Beats Monster Squad Dracula
    >Beats DIO
    >Beats Heaven Ascended DIO
    >Beats Jorge Joestar DIO
    >Beats Jorge Joestar Kars
    >Beats Giorno
    >Beats Vlad Von Carstein
    >Beats Valvatorez
    >Beats Mandrakk
    >Beats Arcueid
    >Beats ORT
    >Beats Slayer
    >Beats Demitri
    >Beats Gojo
    >Beats Goku
    D-Sama...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      D is pretty cool but I didn't get that impression going off the animated adaptations.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he knows

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't novel Kars have a 1-hour timestop, D4C's interdimensional travel, all of Killer Queen's bombs, and an arsenal of other Stands though

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OVERRATED SHITTER D
    not worth anyone's time.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the likely hood of mario vs sonic 3 happening? do you think it'd be just their game versions again w updated scaling (multiversal shit for both probably) or are they gonna do a full comp (fleetway and archie for sonic, paper and manga for mario)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Might do movie versions. Are they getting sequels? I also expect a Barbie episode next season

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sonic Movie 3 is coming out this year supposedly. Nothing on Mario sequel yet but its most likely going to get one

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Sonic 3 has Shadow and a hypothetical Mario 2 has Wario and leans on him being a biker then it could be fun if those two faced off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll just have Mario win again.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        god i hope they do. it’ll be so fricking funny

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  82. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    How did this Wonder woman vs Kratos bullshit start?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares about Kratos? I just hate women

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratoscucks are scared WW or Seiya end up Fraudchecking their fake hero, they are specially scared of Diana because their toxic masculinity would shatter if a woman humiliates Kratos.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wonder prostitutes/femdomgays are redditors

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >plebbit
        Of course. What else should I expect from Wonder Neckbeards?

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can your favorite character survive the Ass Void?

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any outerversal opponents for the emperor of man?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOHOHOHOHOHOH OH I KNOW THEY'RE NOT TELLING ME THE GUYS THEY HAVE 6+ TIERS ABOVE UNIVERSAL CAN'T TAKE A GALAXY

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because;
        1: The Chaos Gods spend most of their time fighting each other
        2: the Emperor keeps them at bay

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he felt called out
    I cachinnate.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wondersissy is a plebbitor
    Burn it. NOW.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to say that I hate modern Krstos so much and that he was better during the GOW1-3 era.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WW jobs to bullets
    >Thor jobs to rocks
    We need like a bizarro DB episode where only anti feats count and the one with less of them wins.
    And the battle is just the two combatants stumbling and fricking up every attempt at killing each other until the one who is less incompetent finally manages to accidentally kill the other

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thor is def winning that. He doesn't job to trash cans.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna be honest with you, I don't even know what am I looking at here...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wonder Wench got found in a Gotham slum just laying there.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kyle Rayner got raped in Gotham. You don't suppose she...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm starting to understand how Bizzaro was able to kill Trigon in a single punch.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Saint SHITya
    KWAB

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Using it wrong

      >WW jobs to bullets
      >Thor jobs to rocks
      We need like a bizarro DB episode where only anti feats count and the one with less of them wins.
      And the battle is just the two combatants stumbling and fricking up every attempt at killing each other until the one who is less incompetent finally manages to accidentally kill the other

      Thor didn't get knocked out by the rock those monkeymen threw at him, but he did get kayoed by a sniper rifle and Nick Fury has a sniper rifle that can supposedly go through him

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trees
    >Rocks
    >Bullets
    What's next? Someone jobbing to the ground below their feet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gentlemen, post Hal Jordan slipping.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thor
    >Hal Jordan
    Don't make me post THAT pic...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          OH NO NO NO NO NO
          FLASHHOMOS??????
          HALSISSIES?????????

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they'll groin

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did they both... Assume the position?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's in their nature.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And now to kick Thorgays out of here as well

          >these characters are someone's heroes
          KWB!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And now to kick Thorgays out of here as well

          Good to know my HERO SuperGOAT never had any moment this embarrassing

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Now he gets Kyle's pain

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is a serious moment, is not meant to make you laugh at superman but to feel bad for him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then why am I laughing hysterically?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                poor superman......those big, hunky russian boys completely destroyed his ass..........

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >those big, hunky russian boys
                The way you typed that was sus as frick.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                just the way we get things done over at the Daily Planet(tm)!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Superhomosexual.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                canon btw

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything that ever happened in DC is all canon, r-r-right.....?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
                SUPERBROS??????? BATBROS??????????

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if Flash clutching his leg or Hal doing the sissy hands is more humiliating

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did they both... Assume the position?

          please assume the position

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And now to kick Thorgays out of here as well

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >European Character
          >israeli Company

          Checks out.
          Canon Thor roflstomps the Just-Shit League btw.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sun god
            >god of emerald light
            >god of dark
            >god of the ocean
            >god of speed
            >god of strength
            Uhh Wondersissies, is our heroine IRRELEVANT?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >sun god
              Superman
              >god of emerald light
              Green lantern
              >God of dark
              Batman
              >god of the ocean
              Aquaman
              >god of speed
              Flash
              >god of strength
              Who is this if not WW? Martian Manhunter? Hawk girl?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shazam maybe.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shazam. If it were WW, it'd say goddess.

              • 3 months ago
                LopiBats

                Since when the frick do Shazamgays exist? LOL

                i am FRICKING CURIOUS

                THE COMICS ARE FRICKING CLICKBAIT. THEY SHIT ON THE CHARACTERS SO YOU’LL BE CURIOUS ENOUGH TO BUY THEIR TRASH AND PROMOTE THEIR FLOPPING COMPANY.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                nobody's gonna buy that shit. looking it up online is not buying it

              • 3 months ago
                LopiBats

                Are you a gay? Why are you curious about that shit? What the frick are you gaining from looking at images made by real pedos and psychopaths?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you tell me Lopes.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              She already was.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          thorbros......our hero is a FRICKING DEGENERATE...........

          • 3 months ago
            LopiBats

            Maybe stopped reading capeshit

            [...]
            Good to know my HERO SuperGOAT never had any moment this embarrassing

            Everyone knows a Supergay didn’t write this

            Fr fr

            10x more entertaining than capeshit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I finally understand why they put him against WW!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what is the context here?

          • 3 months ago
            LopiBats

            Why do you need to know? Stop giving these capeshit comics your attention. They exist to shit on the characters and promote hate buying,

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          how did this happen

          • 3 months ago
            LopiBats

            You don’t need to FRICKING KNOW.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              i am FRICKING CURIOUS

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          GOD... GOD DAMN
          WHAT IS THIS WRITING?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            a what zone

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Totally forgot Dr. Strange is a degenerate who shags his own students as well.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              UHHHHH STRANGEBROS?????????

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that teacher straight up bussin no cap fr fr on that griddy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              White Women.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This shit is even worse than the MCU

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >MCU: *cough* You fools..... I was holding them back...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't forget Loki is a troony in both mediums.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Somehow it's even worse in the comics

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              She talks like a reddit

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kyle SHITner got RAPED
    KWAB!

  95. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    Just when the thread was turning from boring ass capeshit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fr fr

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who could beat prime Super Cena?

    • 3 months ago
      LopiBats

      Not (You)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Commie Chink Cena aka Juan Xina.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huang Xina.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU ALREADY KNOW UCE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Roman went over PG era Cena it wouldn't be clean

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's done it once clean and he'll do it again

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That was past his prime and certainly not roiding as hard Cena in the Social Media age. Prime Cena was gone by the time BMJ lost to Daniel Bryan and Brock Lesnar

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one could ever hope to beat my HEROES.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chadfy and Chadro would never do such homosexual dances

  98. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    Now this thread is filled with capeshit again because of one Kratoshomosexual. Frick you. FRICK YOU.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Schizo rambling again
      Yawn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its Eric.

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one could ever hope to beat my SEXY HERO!!!
    https://youtube.com/shorts/AN5B8lEPhyk?si=plI-0mTeM5J7TtN9

  100. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    There are real closeted fricking gays in this thread.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Superman, Flash, Hal Jordan and Thor have been posted.

      • 3 months ago
        LopiBats

        No these are real people posting this bullshit

        A fellow Batgay was the homosexual all alone. You actually searched and downloaded this shit? Ggmw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you surprised? Capeshit is only for kids and women. Actual men don't have the time to read or watch that shit.

      • 3 months ago
        LopiBats

        No it’s a closted Batgay. He exposed himself when he posted those fricked up images and he has a past obsession with Superman. Put two and two and you get what was posted here. You have to be a homosexual to search for that type of shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That still doesn't change the fact that capeshit is only for kids (Spider-Man and the Fantastic 4) or women (Thor, Cap, Bucky, Superman, Lobo, Punisher, Daredevil, Clint Barton, basically all the capeshit hunks you can think of).

          • 3 months ago
            LopiBats

            And it doesn’t change the fact that the other Batgay that has been shitposting on here outed himself as a fricking homosexual. That b***h literally searched for that shit, had on his computer, and posted it here.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              *sigh*

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just let people enjoy their kinks and don't be a bigot.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Says that certain Capeshit characters are only for women
            >Specifically refers to them as “hunks”
            Something you wanna tell us anon?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hunk is not gay slang. Bear or twink would be

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t say it was. I’m just saying that that’s not a term most would use in order to describe something that’s fujobait.

                The women see them as that. I just see them as cashed products in a dying industry.

                Yeah. “The women”.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The women see them as that. I just see them as cashed products in a dying industry.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im the one who posted Batman's. And yeah, this one is worse.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with them?

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So... Basically the Justice league is full of sexual deviants?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it even surprising?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Avengers are too, maybe worse.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hmmm today I need to turn in 8 panels

  103. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    So not only was that Batgay a fricking closeted gay. He was a fricking gay for disgusting Superman and Batman degenerate fantasies. I was wondering why the hell he was so obsessed with Superman. And then he exposed himself like a fricking moron.

    Frick this thread. And frick DC fans.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poor Superman. Not even Krypto can cheer him up anymore with happier childhood memories.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't Run.
      >They're Not So Tough.
      >Stand Your Ground.
      >You're Not So Soft.

      ?si=3mklMrO66Ux6Nfdh

  104. 3 months ago
    LopiBats

    Disgusting thread. Frick the cartoons, you homosexuals are degenerates. Posting all these weird ass images of other male cartoons in poses and shit. Anyone with common sense will see that as an immediate redflag.

    Death Battle thread is full of real gays posting their hidden fetishes through capeshit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lopi calm down

      • 3 months ago
        LopiBats

        No that changes everything. This isn’t about DB, it’s homosexuals using their “hate” of a character to post and share their fricked up fetishes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lopi please calm down

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is actually surprised that most Death Battle fans are predators
      Lol really?

      • 3 months ago
        LopiBats

        I only come on here to shitpost sometimes. I was never someone who gave a frick about Death Battle. I started clicking on these threads not too long ago as opposed to before where I ignored the shit out of it.

        So DB powergayging is just homosexuals? Good to know why these threads deserved to be derailed and ruined.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my HEROES are absent as all this homosexuality takes place
    Yup yup.

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Superman, batman, Thor, GL, Dr. Strange, and flash are degenerates unworthy of being called superheroes
    Yup yup yup. Once again my HEROINE shows why she is the purest soul in the JL and superhero media in general

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So... Basically the Justice league is full of sexual deviants?

      She's in the degen club too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, she founded the JL degeneracy club

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giorno with GER destroying Persona Joker when

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tomorrow

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its the other way around

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whose "the other way around" is it, precisely?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wholeheartedly disagree

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thread degenerated into homosexual shit when I looked away for just a few hours

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry....

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're looking kinda sexy tonight ngl

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bejita...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speedy...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Otto...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ultra...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The entirety of the Death Battle Discord...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chad...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Narutoposter...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luffykek....

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seth...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hulksissy...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        LopiBats. ...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Azulagay...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gojotard...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zillacuck.....

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        FemdomSissy...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Listtroon...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Verbalase.....

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone doing this stupid fricking meme...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nikoschizo...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guy seething at the alphas replicating the opus.....

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every single person who has ever posted in a Death Battle thread...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thumbnail Anon.. . .

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          My, this went from sexual harassment to flirting!

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >furry TARDku joins in

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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    Me (You)....

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    [...]
    Me (You)....

    Also me btw

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every post in this thread?
    All me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every post on Cinemaphile?
      All me

      >519 posts
      >124 images
      >68 posters

      All me btw

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every post on Cinemaphile?
    All me

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >519 posts
    >124 images
    >68 posters

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I'm" The only "Anon" we need.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me (You) (Us)...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        toys r us

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    New thread?

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make a new thread, NOW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      New thread?

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