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Capeshit comics are dying.
big if true
This battle is quite interesting, could Sukuna see The World?
Swanked dio would stomp the entire jjk verse.
Yeah, but it would be cool to see Dio fighting Sukuna, even better because Sukuna gets his shit rocked
You know who else stomps JJK?
I keep fricking reading JJK as JFK, and I wanna make 'mind blown' jokes.
But that enough about Nobara
Why? He has no counter to infinity and is matched in speed by Kashimo
>uhhhhh actually since Dio stops time the attack happens outside of Infinity's power and crosses all the space that needs to be crossed in an instant which is basically infinite speed therefore Dio wins *snorts coke*
JJK is pretty ass outside of Go and Jo and maybe Sukuna. They thankfully aren't Hunter X Hunter or Demon Slayer levels of ass though
Demon Slayer blows JJK out of the water. I was right to watch DS first.
JJK is just a mixed copy of Bleach and MHA.
>mixed copy of bleach and MHA
Not even close. That’s some “guy who’s only seen the Godfather: I’m getting a lot of Godfather vibes from this film” shit.
Bleach, HxH, and Yu Yu Hakusho. Gaygay akutami desperately wants to be like Togashi its pathetic
Kubo already beat him at that.
REMINDER
VEGETA WON.
Rematch against Thor
REMINDER
this is the first time vegeta won a sparring match against Goku in spite of sparring against him for over 3 years.
why toyotaro draws the characters as if they are about to do the dreamworks face
Goku?
Done.
>Rematch against Thor
Wouldn't change anything.
Funny, this is the only time we see Goku upset about losing a fight that wasn't life or death. Guess Vegeta's bullshit is getting even to him.
The reminder that NEVER ends
Why is he talking like he's fine
Reminder that more people saw and know more about “The Flash” movie than DC’s failing capeshit comics.
>solos your favorite verse
>Solos your red b***h of a psyker son
He's solar system at best with warp storms, he isn't soloing anything
I can see it, Magnus did lose to Guilliman after all
My favorite verse is the Warhammer 40k verse
Kevin Nash vs Vulcan.
Who wins?
Does he have a way to get past Vulcan's immortality?
Depends if it's the summer of 92
KWAB
>Tje chaos gods belong to the Bloodline now, I tried to give you a chance, but you just don't stack up to the head of the table
>tje
Samoans know how to spell. You sir, are an imposter.
The most viewed DC fight scene on youtube is Superman vs Justice League and it’s a fricking movie and not capeshit comics. And add onto the fact that the majority of youtube are bots.
Comics are dead.
Suggsverse? More like SUCKSverse.
this CANON ENDING to b***hLLY vs CHADNIC literally DESTROYED a thread
Wally phased through that attack.
>Wally p-phased thro-ACK!?
That was a cosplayer.
he is shown running as fast as wally in the animation so you're exposed
>Posting barry allen again with your cope.
SHITnic lost to CHADlly btw.
>battle that barry TANKED
>wally fight that sonic T-...oh sonic didn't tank that one.
>wallywallywallywally
MINDBROKEN b***h.
the irony of screaming mindbroken when one stupid image is enough to send you into hysterics is why wallygays wil always be a joke
>hysterical sonicsperg post #2346788765
ENTER
>too strong for death battle
>Gilgacuck
Another fate victim to the serpent god
He's not even strong enough for his own verse.
No he's not.
>SinCHAD
No other anime's the STRONGEST archetype has ever come close to winning as much as he did
People who post comic scans and take them seriously are fricking moronic. Writers are trolling your ass with shit fan fiction and you’re using them as a means to an end. They only exist to shitpost about.
I think comic scans are pretty cool! Writers work so hard! the average sexual partner should be at least over 18!
Bring Scarlet Princess to me.
The better story, i'll give you that
I prefer Yelough.
Anime is getting too popular in the US.
So is Vice versa
Goku is just Jap Superman.
Also reminder that the nu broly movie retconned goku into being even more like superman and ruined the entire point of the saiyans and bardock
My Heroes!
Every masterpiece has its cheap knock off.
>Tje
WORDS BEND TO THE TRIBAL CHIEF, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND UCE
Everyone on this thread? FODDER compared to the MASTER of MANkind
...."fodder" in the "weakest character ever" contest, that is.
It really does feel that the next season will be the last one.
Death Battle relying on Goku vs Superman 3, Galactus vs Unicron finally happening, the Ultimate Nullifier showing up, and Speedy reconfirming that Dante vs Bayo is still wrong, Hal jobbing to Simon, shot down topics that for years were brought up over and over in these threads. But they simply got these issues out of the way during the last months, and just like that, it's over. There's no reason to keep discussing stuff that were topics of interest for most of Death Battle's run.
it wasn't hal losing to simon, it was kyle
which is worse for the lanterns
and really embarrassing for swan
but whatever
As you can tell, I'm not a GL fan. But must acknowledge that shitposters often brought that MU a lot, before Death Battle killed any interest in it.
>They did big popular matchups that’re frequently requested for their 10th season anniversary
Yeah no shit.
2 of those are MUs with results that they decided to spoil outside of actual episodes. They are likely not doing the Dante vs Bayo rematch and Simon vs Kyle because RT is laying off their animators. If a MU doesn't happen next season, I think this is it. That's likely why they don't care about getting those out of the way before Death Battle wraps up.
Is Batman the most pathetic hero of all times?
>Doesn't target the corporate heads in Gotham
>Treats every member of his team as threats
>Acts on a moral high ground despite this
Yes.
>Superman saying it
Dark Knights Metal proved if both of them stopped holding back, Batman would win every time
>A comic mostly about Batman said Batman would win
Wow can't possibly see why
>comic SAYS Batmid wins
>visible proof shows SuperOPUS roflstomps Batmid. every time, to the point they said you gotta use elseworlds stories for Batmid to stand a chance and even there it's either against an OOC SuperOPUS or just shit writing in general (TDRK, Superman Red Son, BvS)
Yup, CHADperman only loses because he's being nice to Bruce.
Oh shut up
All capeshit characters in comics in pathetic
Batman is complete fodder
fodder that every time he turns evil can and does kill everyone in the universe
Absolute fricking fodder. A whole meme comic that you clowns actually think means anything. I can’t believe you idiots and the rest of DC gays fell for these writers making fun of you. From a company that promotes gays, pisses you off on purpose, admitted to fricking up the characters because no one is reading it. You deserve to be shot on site. Corporate shills.
>and the rest of DC gays
Not so fast.
I always thought it was moronic that this event tried to put Doctor Manhattan over Mr. Mxy.
>Is Batman the most pathetic hero of all times?
He's the one dude without powers. He's basically the only one with the balls to play on hard mode.
What?! Superman isn't going to sundip and destroy the Earth or the multiverse just to win a fight against a weaker opponent. He would just let them win because there's nothing at stake, and he doesn't care about a winning a pointless battle? this nothing like the Superman I know!!
Batman can turn the sun red
>the earth is consumed in the red giant’s fireball
>all life on earth is eradicated by the greatly increased radiation
>the only 3 survivors are Batman, Alfred, and The Joker living inside the Batnuclear bunker off of canned beans and peaches, 500 feet under the ground
Oh but at least he beat up Superman
This is realistic because We know batman would prioritize saving Joker's life above saving any member of the bat family
Why do you care about this? I don’t get Supergays. You get that “Oh Superman we worship you” bullshit in shit like the DCEU and you care about a bunch of shit comics created to make you angry?
For batman winning that fight is everything he has, for Superman is just a unremarkable part of the day
He's not a hero at all. He's the most fodder capeshit character though.
How is he not a hero?
>never uses his money to make Gotham a utopia
>recruits children then wonders why they end up like Red Hood
>criticizes everyone for the most trivial shit when 90% of the problems in the universe revolve around him in the end somehow
Bro should just self delete and hand the cowl over to Dick or something.
No one cares about comicbook Batman. He’s a shitpost. The real Batman? He’s in the fricking movies.
None of that explains why he isn't a hero. And "MUH UTOPIA?" get the frick out with that Socialist garbage
He should at least kill people like Joker or allow Jason to but he doesn't. His hypocritical lectures are equally annoying. Also how is using his seemingly infinite wealth to only lessen down or prevent crime in general socialist?
There's no such thing as utopia, and you're moronic
Are you sure about that?
I'MMA SMASH IT
>”G-gguys please ignore the Decline population and old age crisis”
WEEBITCHES
Better than Mexico, The Middle East, or Zimbabwe tbh.
America isn't as good as it used to be either.
Why are you reading the comic books? They want to piss you off. Stop giving that trash attention. It’s flopping anyways.
Fair point.
there's nothing wrong with assuming a 10000 IQ man who is good at literally every science and can reverse engineer higher-dimensional godly technology on top of having unlimited funds could do something nice for the world.
batman is too competent, too wealthy and too intelligent for his own good, which is why the character falls flat when he's portrayed as anything other than his BTAS version
I fricking hate clowns like this. There’s another fricktard making a thread with the same argument with Superman instead. Stop reading the FRICKING comicbooks. No one at the company takes it seriously and it’s just a bunch of inconsistent moronic shit from writers who failed to go anywhere else in the industry. There are literal dumbass humans writing stupid fricking stories filled with gays. Leave it, and ignore it.
>Cinemaphile
>stop reading comics
Yes, move over to fricking CARTOONS.
Watch BTAS. Not shitty comic book scam #10,000.
I'll read whatever I want, which is older comics and any current arcs that I hear are good.
You read Zdarsky Daredevil or Hickman's new Ultimate Relaunch stuff at all?
I read Ultimate Spider-Man #1. I'm cautiously optimistic
I'm very interested. Particularly at Rebooted Pete not have gotten his powers till adulthood and Ben being around but May being gone because of a terroist attack. DD also only being a priest is also kinda interesting.
I do like it when Peter is allowed to grow the hell up
That explains everything.
It's ok to like things, anon
Capeshit comics are dead btw
Comic readers are fricking embarrassing.
comic readers are cool!
No they’re fricking idiots. They truly believe that comics actually mean anything when they barely sell. It’s just writers trolling and making fun of the stupid ass readers. Tom King is a plant from Warnerbros and the whole Death Metal fiasco was just making fun of Battards.
well gee whiz, fella. i dunno who you are but you sure are angry, have you called your mother today?
>BatBlack person never won a single DB even with Shit Metal coming out of the closet
KEKAROO
He did win one
>Had to get a pity win over Captain CHADmerica
BatKWAB
He really shouldn't have.
Kratos is King.
comic readers are KINGS!
Kratos says trans rights are human rights
Death Metal was Pure Kino and proved once and forever that Batman is KING.
No Kratos is king!!!
No it was making fun of you. YOU. This has got be a shill, no one can be this moronic otherwise they are desperate.
I’m taking about these idiots who take comics seriously. It’s a scam. A real one. Which is more important? A fricking movie with millions of dollars in terms of budget backing or a comic from a failing company that barely sell.
Dude, I'm over here trying to get Bionicle into DB, obviously I don't care much about financial viability.
I study philosophy as a hobby in Oxford University and it's agreed by all the greatest minds of our generation that Death Metal is the greatest philosophical opus of the 21st century thus far, and Batman its greatest character
They are twin kings ruling over their respective kingdoms with nobility and inspiring all other heroes and scholars whose lives are lucky enough to know their grace
>
Woman abuser Goku
On one side I despise women abuse, on the other I despise Fate...
Now I need to figure out what I hate most...
On one side I love women abuse, on the other I am a FateGOD
Now I need to figure out what I hate most...definitely women now that I think about it.
>Fatetards are incels
Makes sense considering the franchise is just advertisement for Gacha games and porn
>le incels
woman detected
>/dbs/ defends the fate b***h more than /dbg/ when this was posted there.
Moe has taken them over...
listtroon and the lack of will to remove it was the first indication /dbs/ was just filthy degenerates.
this has to be just a meme, SXR is a big waifugay (after his biggest husbando, godzilla)
Watch Superman get that same god worship bullshit treatment in the DCU and Supergays will still complain.
Kill all comic capeshit, it’s a long running troll post.
Forget the shitty comics, why the hell is fricking Damian being forced into the dcu? FRICK
Damian ruined Batman in the DCAMU. Batman had no fricking personally and was a side character in his own damn stories because of him.
Damian is an abomination and needs to die AGAIN
Kill Damian
Supergays b***h about Jon in a bunch of shit comics. No be fricking glad that you’re a solo hero in everything outside of that with 2 fricking exceptions. Children of heroes is a mistake and it ruined Batman.
Tom King is integral to the new DCU too.
Why is that Superman sucks up that god symbolism the most? Because he wears red and blue?
cause they made it so the whole thing, the entire cosmology revolves around that extraterrestrial cupcake
Remember in the Justice League movie where the rest of the league are sitting around a damn table looking at some Superman hologram and worshipping him and talking him up like a god they look up to. Name one superhero whose gotten that amount of obnoxious worship and importance on the big screen? Name one.
off the cuff i can't say anyone comes to mind lopi. it's kinda funny though: superman is treated like this by detective comics, goku is treated like that by hispanics and blacks
Smallville did the same thing and it was fricking CW of all things.
The funny thing is, only Superman's cosmology revolves around Superman. Everything at DC has its own, nearly independent cosmology.
no not at all. superman beyond had mar novu, the original monitor, build a robot modeled after superman because it's da strongest story in all of creation and all da heroes and shit. from the moment of creation itself, as in the big bang, as in the creation of the cosmos, a sword with superman's legacy on it was made from primordial matter. manhattan's perception of superman was as both the lynchpin and the butterfly effect of creation. superman's god, rao, fathered all the greek, norse, egyptian, etc gods. ok?
>superman beyond
A Superman story, all about Superman's cosmology. Try to keep up.
it helps no one to be reductive and obfuscatory
It might help if you had an argument.
All Superman stories are about Superman and his cosmology. All Batman stories are about Batman's cosmology. They don't share the same cosmology. Doomsday Clock is a Superman story about an omnipotent being getting btfo'd because he exited his cosmology and entered Superman's.
i presented a flawless argument and you're here gargling on DC's you know what LMAO
All you present is your moronation and inability to communicate or even understand language. What a moron you are!
Like a predictable, and very programmed moron, you seem to be conflating the fact that every character has a mythos and the objective cosmology revolving around one character because of some neurotic desire to defend capeshit, defend the indefensible. Which is why you didn't bring up Rao being the father of all of Earth's gods, Manhattan's view of Superman and the implications of Superman Beyond.
All of earth's gods are born and eventually die in the Dreaming, but that's Sandman cosmology, and you're a fricktard illiterate who thinks there's 'implications' to singular comic stories made for children.
Using Sandman is kinda unfair. He's known for being at the absolute top of DC's hierarchy.
DC doesn't have a hierarchy. That's Marvel you're thinking of.
It does, it's just far less structured/defined.
Hmm okay.
That doesn't have anything to do with anything. Rao is the ancestor to all of Earth's gods and that was the operative premise. And children's media can have implications. It can also have subtext, character development and undertones. Especially if written by pretentious homosexuals like Grant Morrison, or even you, queer
>no argument
>'no u'
Concession accepted.
DC has always been separate editorial fiefdoms that ignore everything outside of their own series' pages. Each feature constructed and maintains (and continues to maintain) their own cosmology. This is why Marvel always seems to have a 'coherent' cosmic setting that DC seems to 'lack'.
>no argument.
Who'd be a good opponent for him? Funny Valentine? Senator Armstrong?
Pitch me your ideal battle featuring Lordgenome!
Who can defeat HIM??
Everyone.
No one
Anyone
The one
I wonder just how featless this verse is
I think it gets to like multiversal or something
how
It was revealed to me in a dream
Chris apparently does
https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Chris_Chan_(Comic_Character)
>chris-chan self insert beats goku
BWAHAHAHA
DON'T TALK ABOUT ME YOU SON OF A b***h!
Would this be better if it was an anime instead of american shit?
Probably.
>STILL seething over Goku
Truly mindbroken.
>SHITku
>JOBku
>FODDERku
CHADvel will always be the strongest verse in these halls
in researching souls lore i found out that one of the in-lore characters has OFFENSIVE ON COMMAND CUMMING POWERS
>These clumsy knights of Colovia had no chance at all, splitting apart wetly as Shonni-Et whistled her spit like a carousel of blades, or folding like bone and paper as Sed-Yenna cracked great helms in the soft iron of her knee-hollows, and instead of asking the purpose of this betrayal from his vassals, Reman only rose to ejaculate on them as they fell, and after years of training in the Diblashuut he could do this without hands.
Damn must have been what the aliums used on that one chick in Bloodborne
Kengan and Baki are the opposite of most Shonen.
Characters get weaker over time and the stakes keep dropping
>>If their creators confirm that All-Stars is canon then yes. That’d be pretty funny actually.
twisted metal and God of war where created by the same dude. So I guess this is Sweeth tooth infinite speed confrimed. since it's canon to gow.
sweet tooth needs a rematch with joker.
KINO.
OH NO SHITPERMAN AND HIS FRAUD LEAGUE, I THOUGHT YOU COULDN’T BE ERASED?
There wouldn't be a legion of doom either, Lex, you idiot.
Lex said frick the legion of Doom
AIIIIIEEEEEEE
they were holding back
Samegay. Never question capeshit, I’ll drive you insane when it was always moronic.
>tags one person twice
>calls them a samegay
????
Still lying? FRICKING sad!
It’s (You), the broke piece of shit.
What the frick are you even talking about, schizo?
why u gotta be rude to people lopi?
Enough about (You)
samegay
>STILL lying? FRICKING sad
samegay
STILL lying? FRICKING sad!
Just flag and ignore the moron.
this doesn't make sense, even without superman, justice league would still be around even if the team never formed in the first place.
Is that the Time Trapper?
go back to the other thread and finish it, we're not cavemen.
These threads are mindless now, there's no point.
I have to much control over these threads that it spawns outside rant posts to get their insecurities out. It’s all because of something I said. Fricking Cinemaphile hahahaha.
Sorry, who even are you?
>Lying
Sad!
No really, who the frick are you? All I know is you had a schizo melt down over Wonder Woman.
>the night homosexual is having another meltdown
DC comics will shut down in 2024.
It's 2024 now, why aren't they shut down?
>Currently in January.
Fricking moron, you think there’s only one month in a year?
More editors will leave btw.
Lying? SAD!
>Lying? SAD!
Samegay
Lying? SAD!
STILL lying? FRICKING sad!
>STILL lying? FRICKING sad!
The first time I ever got a boner, I cried in front of my dad.
gojo
Penis penis wiener balls huge frick shaft cum cum cum yum yum yum pound that prostate and enable the police state yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi I FRICKING LOVE wienerS let me NIBBLE YOUR FORESKIN
Finally the real Lopibats shows up.
STILL lying? FRICKING sad!
Bullshit, that's the real one. You shut your prostitute mouth
>STILL lying? FRICKING sad!
Hey, you have a bunch of imposters running around right now
GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK oh boy I love SLOBBERING on racially diverse wienerS i don't mean to brag but i'm the throat goat that makes your scrote bloat
STILL lying? FRICKING sad!
OwO i can smell how big your testicals are, daddyfurr
>STILL lying? FRICKING sad!
Hey, why are you arguing with yourself, bro?
STILL lying? FRICKING sad!
Real Lopi.
Faker.
Speedy...
Nah that's LopiBats, see the name?
Modern Capeshit in a nutshell.
middle character looks like t-45 power armor
Aka discount IRONMOGGER.
>discount
some people wished, it’s way worse
Done having a schizo melt down, Night homosexual?
>HA CHA CHA
>Superman and Goku were big, but now they're small...
>AND THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA HAVE IT ALL!
Is that Andre the Giant?
His pecs are sausages
So does SHITjita (uLtra egay).
Bulma will be kissless now.
No, no she won't. >:)
ADVERTISER SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why is Bejita such a pathetic failure?
SameKEK....
>Verbalase tanked attacks from Thanos AND Darkseid.
Who can our HERO fight?
OUR favorite martian.
Hazbinbros….. . .. . C-Can we please defeat Him??!???
GodzillaBros...
Would be with a white boy.
That isn't Godzilla. Nice try though.
Kek, based and canon.
Yeah it's canon to the manga where the girl turns into a kaiju that looks like a Toho Lawsuit In Progress. Shame, it's not even Godzilla though. She turns into a kaiju when ever she's flustered.
I only know of it's existence cause there's barely any good kaiju manga.
Otome Kaijuu Caramelize? Someone fricking reads Otome Kaijuu Caramelize in here?
https://mangadex.org/title/ef4b0094-cc78-489f-978e-d56e0ff28347/otome-kaijuu-caramelize
Kajinbros…. . . . . Did our king job to HumanChad similar to what FateBITCHES coping about female Arthur
Kaijin are the creatures that fight the Kamen Riders, anon.
That's not Godzilla.
https://mangadex.org/title/ef4b0094-cc78-489f-978e-d56e0ff28347/otome-kaijuu-caramelize
Samegay, who needs to be reminded Hulk and Santa had gay ass sex in once 1990s comic.
Scan?
Gee, it's almost like Google doesn't exist, huh?
I'm very sure those are Rhino and Joe Fixit
Joe Fixit is an alternate persona of Hulk.
>S-S-Sa
KWAB!
That's what Santa said when he reamed the Hulk.
... coped KEKzilla after he saw Mothra being kissed by Hulk.
>hulk kisses dead bugs that have no relationship with godzilla
Don't know how you saw that as a 'gotchya' moment but OK.
>m-mothr-
Godzilla Mothra shippers do not belong in these sacred halls.
Godzillabros... our response?
if Hulk kissed JOBra she would instantly die
>Speedy this
>Speedy that
What do you all have against the fastest mouse in all of Mehico?
We talking about Godzilla's frick conquests?
>Godzilla once turned into Ryu from Street Fighter to frick the Mothra Fairies who turned into Twin Chun Li.
SCORPIONgayS???
What's wrong Hulkchuds? Your character incapable of going on actual dates?
KWAB!
Well Animebros……. . .. . . . Why can’t our HEROES date with irl GF
Hulkgays fake wiki pages, they’re not healthy
>Mechagodzilla is beyond all lexcorp inventions
>Aquaman, the guy who can communicate with sea life, only appeared now in issue 4, fighting Titanus Tiamat, an aquatic sea serpent
>Panicked when Godzilla showed up, and unleashed the literal Kraken
All of this does not take away from the fact that KEKzilla will be KEKked by CHADulk after he jobs to the Green BEAST.
>stomp
Stan Lee said Hulk < Godzilla, btw.
>S-shut up about hulk and Superman’s canon losses to Chadzilla, my YouTube fanfiction will be the correct outcome!
KWAB
>canon
Those’re canon to Godzilla, not DC/Marvel. It’s basically fanfiction.
The 616 Godzilla stepping on Hulk IS canon to the 616 universe, anon. You'd know that if you read the source material. Godzilla's appearances in Marvel are canon. Approved by Toho and Marvel themselves.
>this is canon to Godzilla so it’s fanfic
Smartest hulktard
A fricking arrow killed Hulk.
Hulk couldn't break The Mother Loving Thing's literal ROCK skin for the longest time.
Hulk was easily thwarted by Spider-Man, Wolverine, and (I think?) Black Panther before.
Hulk's power levels have fluctuated wildly through the years, with his different forms. That's why these Death Battles are so stupid
So has Godzilla's honestly. These two are probably the most inconsistent when it comes to power leveling.
>GodzillaKWABs are posting in a fanfiction thread
...KWABs standing for 'kaiju win all battles' of course.
...the battles in question being "biggest homosexual" contests.
K, b, c.
...I love fantasing about gay porn
GAYzilla...
>calls others gay when they keep bringing up 'homosexual championships'
>GodzillaKEKs need to rely on non canon fanfiction to stand a chance against BEASTulk
>marvel said godzilla's appearance in their comics is canon
>F-FANFICTION
You’re about as smart as hulk himself
Ain't Bruce Banner dead since the Inhumanoids vs Mutants comics? I distinctly remember Bruce took a Hawkeye arrow to the eye and dying. Then Asian Hulk was a thing?
Anon...that was 8 years ago
So Banner's back to life? I sort of stopped caring around that time, everyone on 616 went full moron, Jen took a Thanos Missile to the tit and acted like it was the first time she got a hot load on her chest, Hulk got killed by Hawkeye, Carol was like 'INHUMAN'S FART CLOUD GOOD' while her mutant friends where literally turning into mush next to her.
I think bruce is still in his immortal hulk saga. in the cates banner of war story last year, hulk fought thor after becoming the titan (described as "the hulk's hulk")
Bruh you missed Immortal Hulk and Titan Hulk.
Can you blame me? They turned my favorite, She-Hulk, into just 'Bruce in Hulk Form in drag' screaming about how 'MEN BAD'
the real question is could Hulk beat Ultraman?
VS Battles is trying to give Arthur Morgan time manipulation, good fricking lord
DJANGOBlack folk???
On what basis
the shit whatever it's called where time is frozen and you can choose where to shoot
Deadeye game mechanics that aren't even massaged into 'lore' via self-aware tutorial.
It just means Arthur is a great shot. Nothing more.
A friendly reminder that Iron Man in an outdated overpowered Marvel’s Godzilla.
http://tarstarkas.net/2013/12/iron-man-193-april-1985/
Nice try, esl.
>HULK SMA-
Done
Doesn't Hulk like, exude radiation? And they're putting him up against Monsterverse Godzilla, who constantly absorbs radiation? Hulk is just gonna be a food source for Godzilla, get angrier and make Godzilla stronger, which will make hulk angrier. Repeat, over and over.
Hulk might eventually calm down over time. Which will give Gojira the opportunity to kill him, given Deadpool and Punisher were both able to kill Bruce Banner when he wasn't in Hulk form.
Friendly reminder that this is the best capeshit book ever made.
wrong
Is that the guy that exposed Abe Lincoln for still wanting to keep slavery, only if it was financially beneficial for all parties, in the end?
Bruh, that's not Sonic Disruptors (so good it NEEDED to be cancelled before halfway through).
>Namek belongs to the Bloodline, Frieza don't run shit here no more
When did bald dickless Hulk kill the Fantastic 4?
>WHO TAKE HULK PENIS!?
this thing used to get the damnedest wank a fair few years ago
Aren’t you the gay I pissed off in the other thread? LOL
The 2 STRONGEST ALPHAS that have ever been on CHADth CHADtle.
>CHADlactus
>CHADver BEASTfer
What are the most hilarious death battles that could happen?
I’ll be real with you mate, even from a meme perspective this MU doesn’t make sense. LTG doesn’t care about power scaling, and SneedTheProGroomer is better fit for Shabinero.
It's Anime Community Lolcow vs Fighting Game Community Lolcow (LTG plays mostly jap weeb fighters like Street Fighter and Tekken so they could bounce off well, especially since it'll likely devolve into a screaming match).
>Shabinero
Literal Who?
Eeyore vs Telly Monster
Mr Bean vs Mr Magoo
The Fonz vs Urkel
Plankton vs The Brain
Stan Marsh vs Charlie Brown.
Btw Charlie Brown's VA did jailtime
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>A-ack, n-n-no.....p-please CHADta CHADaus, d-don't body me with your b-BOUNDLESS miracles!
Why doesn't anybody flag the spamming moron? Get that moron his lifetime ban, k thnx bye.
>flag
>W-why doesn’t anybody-
You dumb piece of shit. Learn to grow thicker skin.
Fricking loser, get a job.
>The funny thing is
Anyone who starts out their sentences like this means they’re a chronically online piece of shit who lost touch of reality.
These shitheads will be lost if an internet shutdown happens. Guess that’s what happens when you spread lies all day and don’t touch grass.
>chronically online
moronic namegay, you've been spamcamping this thread since it began this morning. have a nice day IMMEDIATELY.
Yet you were there to witness and seethe over it. Fricking piece of shit.
>Doesn’t know what scrolling up is
>When you open a new page you start at the top.
Why are you lying?
>too moronic to understand scrolling down
Buddy, you can't even begin to comprehend what "moronic" even means.
Ok, King moron.
>CHADout out of fricking NOWHERE
>his master plan all along was to unironically get into Fortnite
What a chad
SNK vs Capcom matches?
Are you asking for some? There's nothing stopping you from looking at the image you posted (or any SNK vs Capcom roster) and making matchups from there.
I meant for Death Battle.
Alright, ignoring ones which already happened.
>Ryu vs Kyo/Terry/Ryo
>Ken vs Andy
>Cammy vs Leona/K'
>Guile vs Heidern
>Sagat vs Joe Higashi
>Sakura vs Shingo/Yuri
>Makoto vs Ryo
>C.Viper vs Vanessa
>Juri Han vs Ryuji Yamazaki
>Chris Redfield vs Ralf Jones
>Chris-posting vs Takuma Sakazaki
Most of these seem pretty great.
Juri vs Yamazaki is particularly interesting. I've never heard of that one before, but I can see why it makes sense given both their personalities and styles of fighting.
>Juri vs Yamazaki
This is basically taking two popular Goro Majima matchups and then removing the non-fightan guy. Also, I think it was Swan who said that he liked this matchup when it came up on the Ballot Banter.
Feels like it's not gonna happen since Mileena is also a popular Juri fight and she is a way bigger name than most SNK characters.
Unfortunately so. In the same ballot banter - iirc - Swan said he still preferred Mileena vs Juri. For what it's worth, he does like KoF's characters.
I mean, they might like them just fine, but it definitely kinda hurts KoF that the fighting zeitgest is not really with them anymore.
If not Yamazaki, I've heard if Juri vs Sadira from Killer Instinct. Basically crazy purple spider-themed villainesses from popular fighting games who fight with a genetically enhancing implant (Juri's eye and Sadira's attached chest piece) and have special moves that involve spinning (Juri's Senpusha and Sadira's Blade Demon).
Way better than Juri vs Mileena has ever been. Street Fighter vs Mortal Kombat matches (pretty much all of them) just bore the absolute hell out of me. SF vs Tekken or KOF / MK vs Killer Instinct or nothing.
Let's be real, that's just because you want Juri to win.
It's not even that. I know MK's scaling is kinda all over the place, but SF vs MK was only really a 90s-era thing.
Mortal Kombat vs Killer Instinct (Supernatural Deities, Enhanced Cybernetic Monsters, and Ancient Monk Warriors fighting against evil otherwordly tyrants) and Street Fighter vs Tekken/King of Fighters (Anime-inspired superpowered martial artists fighting each other and corrupt governments/crime gangs) simply make more sense and should happen a lot more.
MK vs KI isn't that big of a rivalry because KI just isn't that big.
It's more that due to MK basically not existing in Japan, the rivalry is ignored by all the Jap fighting game companies.
But, it's pretty clear that the recent trend of cinematic story modes and more realistic graphics is due to how much MK sells these days compared to non-Smash shit.
More MK vs KI episodes could bring more rep to Killer Instinct while also respecting the actual jap legacy rivalries for the Street Fighter side.
Maybe I'm narrow minded, but I think MK vs SF is a rivalry that only Americans who grew up in the 90s care about (i.e. Ben and Chad).
Not really. I know plenty of Americans who played CvS2 and SvCChaos when they were pretty young. Namco x Capcom and Project X Zone also popped off for a while.
Zangief vs Raiden
Dhalsim vs Mudman
Ruby Heart vs C. Kidd
Brokken vs M. Bison
Is metal slug the only non-fighting game from SNK? Holy crap
They tried to mimic Street Fighter too much while Capcom was branching out more with Resident Evil, Mega Man, and DMC. It's kinda sad.
No, anon. They had a varied library until the 90's fightan craze.
>Still seething over me
The absolute state of moronic CAPESHIT readers
Comicgays are crying over their dying shit industry. Sad!
>capeshitbros, it's over........
Reminder that SCP-682 was fighting a god once and he couldn't beat it physically so he made up an atheist argument so good that it made the god kill itself after contemplating it for a while
I heard whispers that 682 fought the narrative bullshit SCP in the termination log is that true?
The world is ending and people are posting shitty capeshit comics LOL
Batgays are jealous as frick of me. Sad!
I LOVE SUCKING BBC!!!!
>Still lying! Sad!
I love comic books!
I want Starfire to whack me in the balls with her 13 inch futa schlong
Me but unironically
Same.
>lying
KWAB!
Lol both morons are getting offended over capeshit comics.
The 2nd post is a Batgay btw. I know my own people and how thin skinned they are.
batgays do get pissy like that over nothing
cry me a river and then brew me some tear flavored tea homosexualron
>batgays do get pissy like that over nothing
Alot of them online hate me anyways, but I don’t give a FLYING FRICK. I can recognize them from a mile away because I am ONE.
This. DC was always fricking stupid. It was always SHIT.
lopi why do you hate DC so much
It's capeshit.
I hate the shit comics, but everything else is fine. The comics are a bunch of shitty fan fiction that structures its stories on fricking up characters, pissing off their customers for short term sales, and pushing a gay agenda. And all the writers are fricking trolls who hates the fans.
HE'S SECRETLY LISTROON!!!!!
>Call me a homie one more time, b***h.
>Black personR-ACK
DC has always sucked btw.
>it's true
I hate dc comics
>SonicgayS are having another meltdown over Wally's nonexistent fans
What hell is this creepy bullshit from Zack Snyder?
Why the frick is there sperm going towards a baby!!?
because the big twist of Zack's Snyderverse was that Lois' baby was actually Bruce's but he kept it secret because Lois is the only thing stopping Superman from becoming The Superman who Laughs
it's funny how that sounds like a shitpost but is legitimately true
So Batman fricked Superman's girl and his mom? That explains it.
Don't forget he and Wonder Woman are a thing in this universe.
LOL what insecure moronic made this shit?
You must be at least 18 years of age to post here, namegay.
What kind of projection is this? Are you so insecure you had to edit images to make yourself feel better? Fricking clowns.
The same one that made this.
She sounded so sexy, saying that with her heeb accent.
>they got a israelite to play Wonder Wench
No wonder no one likes her.
Kratosgay, even I don’t want to see your posts. Please frick off.
umm buddy you misspelt KratosKING
Black person, I don't care about Kucktos. I hate Wonder Wuss more.
Shit ship. And Wonder shoved him like b***h in JL, which my theater laughed their asses off at. Gal can’t act for shit either.
>Gal can’t act for shit either.
It's literally comical how awful the acting in anything related to DC is. The movies and shows both prove how pointless and moronic the verse as a whole is.
I mean at least MCU acting used to be believable. Dead Company shit always either makes me laugh so hard I'm in pain or puts me to sleep immediately.
If they wanted a Wonder Woman that could both act and actually look attractive, they should've got Dominique McElligott and not some hideous Israeli porn star.
She was awful. Steve’s better acting hard carried Wonder Woman. Should’ve chosen an actress that wasn’t afraid to act in a fricking movie.
The one I hate the most is Fatfleck. Not only is he a shit Batman. But he looks bloated as frick. He looked drunk as frick in everything he appeared in.
The DCEU was so impossibly bad that they tainted cinema forever. DC just never should've been a thing.
Fatfleck makes Clooney and West look like the actual Miller Batmen.
Fatfleck was a mistake. Fatass never fit Batman. No wonder people laughed and made fun of his ass in the theater. When he got thrown to the side like a used napkin by Superman even I laughed. People cheered at that scene which is fricking embarrassing. What a joke.
Ben Assfleck can't act as well as he used to either. He also became an alcoholic when DC destroyed any chances of his career resurfacing lol.
i remember laughing at gal's fast and furious scene where she's in a bikini while having the build of a 2x4
I mean... I liked the first WW movie it was alright
It was shit. Just a rehashed "fish out of water" setup copied straight from the first Thor and Captain America.
They have similarities but I wouldn't say copied, WW going into our world is apart of her story
She's a fricking moronic character.
It's canon in the DCEU, whether you like it or not.
LOL
She's frickin mortified that DC would ever force her to frick a fatass pig like Fatfleck.
Is this a joke?
no that was legit the plot
https://www.cbr.com/superman-lois-lane-son-becomes-batman-zack-snyder-justice-league/
also Martha was Martian Manhunter the entire time
Too bad that got scrapped early. Occultists are fricking CREEPY.
BVS is the Sonic 06 of movies LOL.
Sonic 06 actually has comedic value. And a decent villain.
BvS just sucks. It's a snoozefest.
BVS was so fricking bad. I saw people walk out the theater before it ended. The audience was dead silent and no one reacted to anything. Movie had no competition too LOL. Josstice League had people laughing and cheering in contrast. WB is fricking stupid.
It's funny because this sounds like something Zack would do.
Does he usually suck air between his teeth and cheeks during conversation, or was that just the one interview?
Yeah Hack Snyder sucks plenty of WB dick, he needs to ease his mouth after years of it y'know.
Might be a reference to pic related. Is he a mason? Creepy ass shit
I suspected. He had the order out of chaos phoenix on his instagram before he changed it.
Those are both references to and workings upon the Sephiroth of Kabbala.
LET ME TRACE YOUR wiener VEINS WITH MY TONGUE
What are your thoughts on Mandrakk vs Featherine?
Penis.
Canon
Zoro still destroys Ezmoron.
Ezra would be too attracted to Zoro to fight properly
Canon that Fairy Fail is never coming back to DB.
There should be a Fairy Tale vs MHA DB.
Why do you want homosexual Fart to get destroyed by MHA?
They should have an academic rivalry.
homie, then do Snape vs Aizawa. Don't give Fruity Flop homosexuals the time of day.
>east vs west out of NOWHERE
You gay as shit, homie.
Ezra is so hot, in my top 5
Enjoy better women.
>elseworld smudge
Lmfao
She can't touch MY HERO.
Wonder prostitute can't compare to SuperOPUS in canon.
Here come the comic capeshitters. The movie discussion was more interesting. Fricking Kratosgay. Now that Wonder offended b***h is going to spam more flopping comics that no one read.
DC comics should shut down. They really don’t have a reason to exist anymore.
Disney and Warner Bros. are both evil and worthless.