>Die >Popeye disappeared from Reality, nothing remains of him >Suddenly Popeye's nothing eats his spinach >Popeye returns and walks towards SISSYgiri >Die, Die, Die, DIE! >Popeye doesn't even flinch, SISSYgiri is scared to death and shits himself as Popeye Enters punching Range >"WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?" >"Cus' I eat me spinach" >In a single punch SISSYgiri is decomposed into a bunch of VSBW articles with ridiculous Wank pieces
Come on Anon, describe the full extent of his powers so that everyone can know how excessively unfun it is to talk about such a lame ass character in a VS environment.
He can kill you by just saying the word die... but actually he can do it just by thinking it... but actually he doesn't even need to think it if something is threatening him his power automatically kicks in... but if something is immortal then he will negate it... but if something doesn't even have a concept of life or death he can erase it... but if it is the author's Q&A section he could prevent the author from ever including it ever again.
Waow, what a cool character. Oh man, imagine looking at the slop market of isekais and thinking you ought to make a satire of it only to fall into the exact same issues and pitfalls that makes that trash trash.
>"Reading about a protagonist struggling through each fight is a pain"
This is the most moronic thing I've ever read a professional writer say.
No wonder this baboon created something as uninspired as this. The English language lacks words fitting for the amount of cringe and disappoinment I'm feeling right now.
I wanted to say this guy sounds like a woman, but not even women are this homosexual, hell not even homosexuals are things pathetic.
This is a whole new level of... I don't even know...
Don't worry anons, no matter how many characters created in bad faith by morons come here.
Superman will always be superior, he will always come on top and return to shitpost about his favorite match ups with us, because he actually understands the fun of powerscaling
If this character is not meant for fights why is he on a fight wiki and why does he get posted here? It's like posting Caillou and asking what his best matchup is
Yeah I remember that, but I’m wondering if he ever had stuff where he fought multiple opponents. Because there is Robin but I’m honestly sure because I was never into TT 2003 like I was into Turtles. Though I’m pretty sure beating 4 Ninja Turtles beats only being able to beat 1 Robin if that’s the case
There wouldn’t be a choice/coercien effort by all of fiction made because ‘all of fiction’ is not an agent capable to imposing itself anymore then the tides or earth. If you mean to say ‘all of fiction’ as in the collective of all character then I’m unconvinced that they would come together to agree on anything unanimously let alone the specifics of making a dragon be in charge of the laundry.
If you want to keep going down this talk line there’s nothing that can come of it.
4 months ago
Anonymous
continuation/extra thought.
Nobody said the dragon would ever finish the job, mate.
Now being pedantic the original exchange was
>makes your favorite character kill themselves
Darkstalker solos fiction
>Darkstalker solos fiction
...'s laundry.
>'s laundry.
The correction is saying that the dragon ...'s laundry. would indeed be able to do this laundry because ‘solos’ is part of the prefix and a way of saying that something would win/succeed on it’s own.
*You* are the the one here who makes the comment chain into a declaritive announcement that the dragon would succeed in soloing all of laundry. You’ve contradicted your own testimony and lose.
>Nobody said the dragon would ever finish the job.
Or
>Solos all of fiction’s laundry.
Which is it Anon?
4 months ago
Anonymous
This is it…the very first
>’character is strong’…‘which is to say character is weak’
comment string that I’m even the slightest bit amused at.
4 months ago
Anonymous
You see anon, he is IN THE PROCESS of soloing fiction's laundry. Doesn't mean he'll EVER finish the job.
That's right, in an attempt to turn around the situation, (You) have doomed your favourite dragon to a life of chores.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Poor comeback. I’m disappointed now.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah no, while solos is a damn broad bit of slang I don’t think anyone is going to play ball with trying to twist it back around to actually mean ‘not succeed’. Especially in this thread environment where it usually also implies doing a victory by contemptuous ease.
None of this present tense stuff was in the initial posts. It was presented as a ‘what would happen if x’ like most vs are and it being made into a solo-ing in progress from nowhere isn’t a good springboard to the position that actually it means the process of solo-ing will never wrap up.’
Really? Why would they make her do weak lore wise? Not that it doesn't make sense inside the story but... If you release a new character in a fighting game you want people to like the character to buy it, saying she is so weak would just make everyone dislike her, Specially in a Dragon Ball game...
Because of the artifice of the plot, she is capable of making a power dampener strong enough to turn post RoF pre ToP Frieza into at most Nappa level power. Additionally she is capable of absorbing people without needing to envelope them first given that she absorbed Cell's power after eating him turned into an eclair.
And the homosexual level of obsession over Superman. I want to talk about fricking Batman, yet some of these morons are so butthurt that they feel the need to keep up with everything Superman is doing. Fricking embarrassing. And that one Batgay who exposed himself as a closet homosexual when he posted those fricked up Superman and Batman ship fantasy fanart. He went looking for that shit and had it saved on his computer. Disgusting people. I wish I stayed a casual so I wouldn’t feel the need to wipe all this shit from my memory.
I just realized Wile vs Tom is going to have a huge hurdle to overcome; the fight has to be slapstick. To do the fight true justice, the animation would not only have to be an entertaining fight, but also funny slapstick.
You guys ever find it funny how all of Gojo’s wins are against shitters or mid tiers? Sukuna was the ONLY high tier opponent he ever went up against and he immediately jobbed to him.
Isn't it a bit of a low ball to call Sukuna just high tier? Haven't been following JJK much but isn't Sukuna like the absolute top dog of the setting by a vast margin?
Sans soul manipulation and greater speed would probably win him more matched your of 10. Go to could maybe out him down depending on how you wank Sans.
At least Supersonic by dodging Determination bullets from Empty Gun, Hypersonic or so through Tsundereplane wank and FTL through Napstablook closing his window wank
I don’t give a frick about comics. No one normal cares about capeshit comics. You failed b***h, flopped in every sense of the word. No one gives a frick about your character. That’s why DC starves you. You’re worthless.
LOL that hasn’t been a thing in a long time. It’s called World’s Finest. Wonder Woman always fricks up the entire dynamic which is why she’s either reduced to a love interest or some psycho b***h with no purpose. Flash or GL does fits better and should replace her useless ass.
So glad her shit ass ended up getting raped by Superman in that shitty Kill the Justice League game. You kill fricking Batman but leave that b***h mentally stable? Frick no. That’s the only good thing in the game, reminding Wondergay that she has no purpose and she’s better off dead.
Reminder that Wondergays are forced to use the internet to connect with the 3 Wondergays scattered around the world because no one gives a frick about her in real life.
>Gojo vs Makima is still the most viewed episode of the season at 3.9 million views >Goku vs Superman 3 is 3.4 million views. >Galactus vs Unicron is at 2.1 million views >Gogeta vs Vegito is at 3.6 million views
How?
CSM and JJK are the hot animes, if this aired like two years from now, Gojo v Makima would be around Galactus numbers. Goku v. Superman is what you expect from timeless popular matches. Galactus v. Unicron is big in vs. circles, but it won't bring normie views, since Galactus hasn't been in the MCU, and most don't know Unicron.
>if this aired like two years from now, Gojo v Makima would be around Galactus numbers.
I mean, not really. Especially considering that both of those anime’s would still be airing, they’d just be in their final arcs or close to it.
Batman’s love interest in the DCAU and DCEU, was planned to be Superman’s side b***h if DCAU JL season 4 ever happened. Superman’s love interest in JL action, Superman’s love interest in the DCAMU, Superman’s love interest AGAIN in Tomorrowverse. She’s even Superman’s b***h in that Meshibook. Does this character have any other purpose??
Titan Tails is the strongest character in all of archie sonic! He could defeat master mogul who was destroying many multiverse zonnes which makes him high multiversal. Titan tails matched his power with the eyeblasts and stuff.
Unless A.B.A has some like really crazy scaling I don’t think she stomps. However I wouldn’t mind if it was her against Pre-3 Sora so that his abilities are a bit more “grounded”, in a sense.
Guys, can I just spam my mental illness here all day every day? I have no life, no friends, no place to be. Nobody loves me! God, I should just kill myself...
Guys, Can i spam my POSITIVITY here all day? it might be hard because i have a JOB, a CREW to hang with, PLACES TO BE and a LOVING WIFE who dresses as DC HEROES and PEGS ME
>Wondergays is so forgotten by DC that all they have left is to shitpost on Cinemaphile.
It must be miserable to not have Batman’s level of popularity. Sad!
I've hated women INTENSELY ever since my mother showed her friends pictures of my tiny penis and laughed, pointing right at me.
God, I'm such a failure at life lol
>Schizo admits to starting arguments and derailing the threads on purpose >Anons follow suite to stop it >Derails the thread as much as the tripgay
Death Battle is a goner.
A true WW fan wouldn't start beef with Superman, both of our heroes share complementing ideas.
Also Diana feels extremely guilty and sad about killing Clark on Death earth, that's not something to brag about specially for a heroine that's all about peace and reconciliation...
4 months ago
Anonymous
Well whatever their intent was, they still ruined the thread. And now it isn't death battle anymore, it's just spam.
>mention my heroine's name once >Go away to do other stuff >Return to/dbg/ >The Thread got absolutely mind broken because of her
She is undoubtedly the strongest heroine to ever exist, just her name has the power to destroy this place!
And he keeps posting that same comic. Batgays and Wondergays have proven themselves to be worse than Superkeks and Gokukeks on here. Atleast the threads between them was funny.
if this shit doesnt end up in Lopibats, and also probably all of us including me (which i hope doesnt happen because im POSITIVE) getting banned i will be shocked
How did Simon manage to win the debate against Kyle anyways, don't capes always have a lot of ridiculous feats that make their high tiers borderline unbeatable for non capes?
Gurren Lagann is also super hax bullshit and has a writer who actually researched his stuff unlike capeshit writers. Though even then it was close but mostly due to Swan throwing a tantrum during it lol. Dude got legit pissed Simon got the win
Even G1 gave Simon the win over Kyle. Ignoring the fact that Gurren is just waaaay bigger where simply moving should wipe his whole star system, he has way too many things that Kyle can't really deal with at once. Higher dimensional gayging, can nuke him at every point in time and space simultaneously, punch him out of reality and other such stuff. Pretty much the only way Kyle wins is if he gets Source hax which he never got a handle of, gave up, and can't use when White Lantern which is what he is most known for
/dbs/ ruin the discourse everywhere they go. Like when they were begging here for help because someone in a Cinemaphile CSM thread called them shonenspics
>Speedy is so obsessed with Rowling that he can't even tolerate the idea of one of her characters getting into Death Battle again
Why is he so mindbroken?
You guys really revved it up after GvS3 where the majority of posts are just the same few phrases over and over because that’s about as complex as your brown brains can go
>You guys really revved it up after GvS3 where the majority of posts are just the same few phrases over and over because that’s about as complex as your brown brains can go
>Beats lore wank Kratos >Beats composite Ryu thanks to Xenoverse, Heroes and Jump Force >Only loses to Game Sonic because he got inaccurate scaling thanks to Solaris
Why do they keep feeding him to Superman if both of them have matches that they can win?
>well my character can actually destroy an entire continent if he punches hard enough, like 40 billion metric tons of dynamite >and then you add the multiplier from his mental amp so he could probably destroy 30 continents if he had the attack range to do so >also hes got a healing factor where he can survive any amount of non lethal pain and regenerate from a single cell >also hes smart enough to resist mind control and he mastered all knowable sciences at age 25 and he can manipulate the electric signals and chemicals in your brain to hypnotize you with his eyes >also there was this one comic where he fought a super galactic + + + enemy and survived an insta death star beam which makes him really durable >one time he resisted reality erasure and hes so fast that he outspeeds the progress of the timeline where he dies >his reaction time is so fast that he can actually predict light speed attacks and avoid them
and this would be considered underpowered compared to the moron wank that ive seen from powerscaling-tards. no one can actually think a character capable of all these feats would be able to have a compelling fight right?
I guess it would depend if by "asteroid" they meant like one of those "star creatures" you can fight. The guy can do meteor dive bombs to implying he went high enough to burn form reentry
Schizos are the last line of defense against the satanic elite, and have always been a tribe's most reliable assessors of danger and bad omens, lil bro
>literal schizobabble
Take your medications before you shoot up your neighborhood in fear of the “elites” stashing mind control devices in large yellow contraptions.
>speedy legitimately thinks Rowling is worse than the author of rurouni Kenshin >Just a "weirdo" >Who was actually arrested for having a shitton of CP on his hard drive some of which he paid for >The same author who was suspected by the police to have possibly been involved in making CP >Rowling has more "victims" than his guy.
What the frick is wrong with speedy legitimately? Watsuki has a lot more "victims" considering he paid for his shit
This is some bizarro world shit. Condemning an author because she said men are men and women are women while brushing off the fact another author was caught with 100, ONE HUNDRED, TEN TIMES TEN, DVD's of Cheese Pizza, in the same sentence
>speedy legitimately thinks Rowling is worse than the author of rurouni Kenshin >Just a "weirdo" >Who was actually arrested for having a shitton of CP on his hard drive some of which he paid for >The same author who was suspected by the police to have possibly been involved in making CP >Rowling has more "victims" than his guy.
What the frick is wrong with speedy legitimately? Watsuki has a lot more "victims" considering he paid for his shit
>Instructions for Use: Read chapters in order. Contemplate the dreams of twenty-two dead Freuds. Note your position in spacetime at all times (and spaces). Keep an eye out for a talking bobby sock named Bobby Socks. Beware the star-man Alpha Centauri. Remember that the chapter entitled "Japanese" is translated from the Japanese, but should be read in Japanese. Warning: if reading this book on the back of a catfish statue, the text may vanish at any moment, and you may forget that it ever existed.
>From the mind of Toh EnJoe comes Self-Reference ENGINE, a textual machine that combines the rigor of Stanislaw Lem with the imagination of Jorge Luis Borges. Do not operate heavy machinery for one hour after reading.
HOLY FRAAAAAAUCK I KNEEL!!! I KNEEL!!! ALL HAIL THE BASED SELF REFERENCIAL ENGINE!!! I FOR ONCE ACCEPT OUR AUTONOMOUS OVERLORDS!!! AYIEEEEEEEEE!!! I LOVE ROBOTS!!! SENATOR ARMSTRONG DID NOTHING WRONG!!!
>they think Lovecraftian elements such as the Sea of "Muh Incomprehensible Horrors" can match up to the might of THE GOD ENSCRIPTED MACHINE
Kekaroo i must say
Counterpoint: the ancient greeks developed the idea of language through smashing rocks together and most likely did so since the first cell of the Tiktalik begun to develop in the sea forged by the cosmos' irrelevancy
THE MACHINE BEATS THE LEVIATHAN
DC is fodder btw
Good match ups for Juvia?
How does she fare against Amy Rose?
Stomp, post-Sonic shuffle Amy is infinite multiversal in base.
Solos fiction
DIO victim
Dio gets stomped by glass.
>Die
>Popeye disappeared from Reality, nothing remains of him
>Suddenly Popeye's nothing eats his spinach
>Popeye returns and walks towards SISSYgiri
>Die, Die, Die, DIE!
>Popeye doesn't even flinch, SISSYgiri is scared to death and shits himself as Popeye Enters punching Range
>"WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?"
>"Cus' I eat me spinach"
>In a single punch SISSYgiri is decomposed into a bunch of VSBW articles with ridiculous Wank pieces
Come on Anon, describe the full extent of his powers so that everyone can know how excessively unfun it is to talk about such a lame ass character in a VS environment.
He can kill you by just saying the word die... but actually he can do it just by thinking it... but actually he doesn't even need to think it if something is threatening him his power automatically kicks in... but if something is immortal then he will negate it... but if something doesn't even have a concept of life or death he can erase it... but if it is the author's Q&A section he could prevent the author from ever including it ever again.
Waow, what a cool character. Oh man, imagine looking at the slop market of isekais and thinking you ought to make a satire of it only to fall into the exact same issues and pitfalls that makes that trash trash.
maybe it's because that character was not made for hypothetical fights with other works
>Saitama tier NLF
CHADeye will FRAUDcheck him.
"No One in This Other World" definitely implies that characters who are not in This Other World would have a chance.
I wonder if this author gets pestered with social media posts about whether or not his character could beat Goku or Ultraman
anon, his readers sent him overpowered characters so his MC could kill them
Based.
>"Reading about a protagonist struggling through each fight is a pain"
This is the most moronic thing I've ever read a professional writer say.
No wonder this baboon created something as uninspired as this. The English language lacks words fitting for the amount of cringe and disappoinment I'm feeling right now.
I wanted to say this guy sounds like a woman, but not even women are this homosexual, hell not even homosexuals are things pathetic.
This is a whole new level of... I don't even know...
Don't worry anons, no matter how many characters created in bad faith by morons come here.
Superman will always be superior, he will always come on top and return to shitpost about his favorite match ups with us, because he actually understands the fun of powerscaling
The MAN of STEEL…
Superman? That guy? My FRICKING HERO
I am a Wonderbro, what's your fricking problem? Stop false flagging with my Heroine.
I don’t think that’s a wondergay.
>I don't think *your a wondergay.
Sorry, typo.
I think I found the opposite of a fightgay
If this character is not meant for fights why is he on a fight wiki and why does he get posted here? It's like posting Caillou and asking what his best matchup is
for the same reason Winnie The Pooh it's on vsbattle, autism
>Die
indomitable will
>erase!
universal constant
>CEASE TO EXIST
MUST exist
SUPERCHAD
Godzilla would also resist
And Mario.
>blah blah I am death and AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE NO CHANGE IT BACK CHANGE IT BAAAAAACK
ENTER SHINRACHADSHOMAN
Literally who?
...'s laundry.
...as a last form of disrespect after soloing fiction
All mighty Galactus victim
Almighty is one word anon, and it's only spelled with one l.
WTF? That's moronic, what's wrong with this fricked up language?
>ESL can't keep up
The Eternal Ingles Segundo Lenguaje
Wait until you find out "methinks" is a word
.....in the "sucking dicks bawdtily" contest.
his anime sucks btw
Why
It's like Hell Girl but cringe
… at the “weakest character to ever exist” contest
K, b, c.
for people who are not weebs, this kid is like The End from Sonic Frontiers but beyond dimensionality
Beaten by Soft and Wet Go Beyond's Bubbles.
I forget, did 2003 Slade ever prove he could overpower Starfire and Raven or was it just him relying on them sucking ag hand to hand
didn't he need a Trigon amp to do that?
Yeah I remember that, but I’m wondering if he ever had stuff where he fought multiple opponents. Because there is Robin but I’m honestly sure because I was never into TT 2003 like I was into Turtles. Though I’m pretty sure beating 4 Ninja Turtles beats only being able to beat 1 Robin if that’s the case
>The J
Solos all and everything.
>makes your favorite character kill themselves
Darkstalker solos fiction
...'s laundry.
Doing all of fiction’s laundry has to be at minimum omniversal in power & scale with infinite multiverses & infinite worlds and thus infinite laundry.
POWERFUL dragon.
Nobody said the dragon would ever finish the job, mate.
Well of course, he’d have no desire to lower himself to doing laundry in the first place.
don't think he's got a choice here.....
There wouldn’t be a choice/coercien effort by all of fiction made because ‘all of fiction’ is not an agent capable to imposing itself anymore then the tides or earth. If you mean to say ‘all of fiction’ as in the collective of all character then I’m unconvinced that they would come together to agree on anything unanimously let alone the specifics of making a dragon be in charge of the laundry.
If you want to keep going down this talk line there’s nothing that can come of it.
continuation/extra thought.
Now being pedantic the original exchange was
>Darkstalker solos fiction
>'s laundry.
The correction is saying that the dragon ...'s laundry. would indeed be able to do this laundry because ‘solos’ is part of the prefix and a way of saying that something would win/succeed on it’s own.
*You* are the the one here who makes the comment chain into a declaritive announcement that the dragon would succeed in soloing all of laundry. You’ve contradicted your own testimony and lose.
>Nobody said the dragon would ever finish the job.
Or
>Solos all of fiction’s laundry.
Which is it Anon?
This is it…the very first
>’character is strong’…‘which is to say character is weak’
comment string that I’m even the slightest bit amused at.
You see anon, he is IN THE PROCESS of soloing fiction's laundry. Doesn't mean he'll EVER finish the job.
That's right, in an attempt to turn around the situation, (You) have doomed your favourite dragon to a life of chores.
Poor comeback. I’m disappointed now.
Yeah no, while solos is a damn broad bit of slang I don’t think anyone is going to play ball with trying to twist it back around to actually mean ‘not succeed’. Especially in this thread environment where it usually also implies doing a victory by contemptuous ease.
None of this present tense stuff was in the initial posts. It was presented as a ‘what would happen if x’ like most vs are and it being made into a solo-ing in progress from nowhere isn’t a good springboard to the position that actually it means the process of solo-ing will never wrap up.’
>my favourite character kill them self
I’m guy been doing that for eternity
>COPEtos the rape victim
He ATE the multiverse btw.
Lynx vs fox?
Wild Cat victim
I mean get be a dumb, ESL. But at least I'm not Speedy
>Ellos creen que me importa hablar bien su idioma de macacos
Aliança Brasil-Mexico no /dbg/ quando?
basado
>forced the beaner to expose himself
Predictable.
>calling people monkeys
Tsk tsk, ESL.
2 deadbeat dads, frick Boruto
>The Latinx are trying to group up together
>He's AFRAID of the ALLIANCE
>tower
pronounced taower
>cower
pronounced caower
>power
pronounced paower
>lower
not pronounced laower
Imagine trying to learn this trash language
I bet you're the kinda loser who injects Us after Os.
K, b, c.
If I had one wish, it would be to delete DC comics from existence.
If had one wish, it would be to see the look on Goku's faces as Superman rams his fist up his booty- hole.
https://youtube.com/shorts/xX75DsvWs3Q?si=Pi3qKLdAHTFZ0G-S
O que ri
The movies were a mistake too.
Cartoons, anime, manga, they add nothing the world.
>Goku's faces
IESLBITCH.......
>Goku's feces
I cut off most batgays in online circles. So many fricking insecure idiots.
Someone got offended at saying that The Batman was a good movie. Yeah Assfleck was so fricking good wasn’t he?
Why she weak
Didn't she break the game when she came out?
In lore she is only comparable power wise to Ressurection F blues, I heard
That's still stronger than 80% of most fictional characters.
Try 99.99%. How many characters across ALL of fiction are even at least planetary?
Really? Why would they make her do weak lore wise? Not that it doesn't make sense inside the story but... If you release a new character in a fighting game you want people to like the character to buy it, saying she is so weak would just make everyone dislike her, Specially in a Dragon Ball game...
Because of the artifice of the plot, she is capable of making a power dampener strong enough to turn post RoF pre ToP Frieza into at most Nappa level power. Additionally she is capable of absorbing people without needing to envelope them first given that she absorbed Cell's power after eating him turned into an eclair.
Woman
That would mean she is at the top of her verse.
's laundry not in my mouth?
And the homosexual level of obsession over Superman. I want to talk about fricking Batman, yet some of these morons are so butthurt that they feel the need to keep up with everything Superman is doing. Fricking embarrassing. And that one Batgay who exposed himself as a closet homosexual when he posted those fricked up Superman and Batman ship fantasy fanart. He went looking for that shit and had it saved on his computer. Disgusting people. I wish I stayed a casual so I wouldn’t feel the need to wipe all this shit from my memory.
>homosexual level of obsession
Night homosexual level
About to go rewatch BTAS. The Bat comicgays are deranged as frick.
Marvelgays are better than DCgays. I’m being fricking serious here. I have never met an obnoxious piece of shit of a fanbase like DC.
Batman is mentally ill for flaws and entertainment, not to attract literal morons that actually fricking mentally ill.
Watching DC fall apart is glorious. It’s an outdated hole of moronic shit that needs to be eradicated from the face of the planet.
Watching DC THRIVE is fun! touching kids is wrong
thank you staB, LEGEND OF THE HALLS!
KINGtos give me strength…
DC and Warnerbros are complete frickups that deserved to get shit on by the MCU. All their content is made by people who are fricked in the head.
As a Wonderbro I have to say this is becoming really forced and unfunny...
Also, we need to stop using Death earth panels.
JUDAS!
I'm just preaching the values of my heroine
>Shit Judas would say.
Case closed.
I just realized Wile vs Tom is going to have a huge hurdle to overcome; the fight has to be slapstick. To do the fight true justice, the animation would not only have to be an entertaining fight, but also funny slapstick.
My HERO…
post this to INSTANTLY kill DBKEKS!!!!!
His face made me lol
the face of a motherfricker who got his probable first L in VS animation
>fight that GvS3 retconned
This was the moment I thought back to when they announced GvS3 and was like, "What's the point if they consider Heroes < Archie Super Forms < DC?"
He is on this council. But we do not grant him the rank of "solos fiction".
lol
Does Beetlejuice have any good MUs?
Casper.
Casper is probably the funniest choice
Freddy Krueger
Who actually won this? I think the devil's part sounds better in just about every version
Devil threw the match so that Johnny would get a crappy sounding fiddle that would get him robbed instantly.
Behave!!!
No!
>Behave!!!
>baby b***h crying because he can't behave
Sad.
%3D
Ankha and Villager vs Charlie and Verbalase vs Mordecai and Twilight
Who will win with these Crackship?
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>solos Demon Slayer and JJK
nothin personnel weebs
She? Is my HERO'S victim.
Charliebros, our HEROINE FELL IN LOVE with this man...
>I kneel melanin sama! Vaggie help meeeeeeeeee!!!!
Ugh.. . . Gojosisters
I-Is that a b-b-b-black MAN? AAAAHHH I'M GETTING HORNY HELP ME SHARTLIESISTERS
Gojo…
>jobs to beatboxing dick
She is apparently going to flex her power at some point so curious to see it. Would be funny if she got in an ep
They have JJK at large town level so idk
Time for another win it seems!
I wonder if this series will be able to withstand the test of time.
You guys ever find it funny how all of Gojo’s wins are against shitters or mid tiers? Sukuna was the ONLY high tier opponent he ever went up against and he immediately jobbed to him.
Isn't it a bit of a low ball to call Sukuna just high tier? Haven't been following JJK much but isn't Sukuna like the absolute top dog of the setting by a vast margin?
Yeah. He's the most feared guy in history. The only one possibly more feared is that weird abomination Kenjaku wants to make with Tengen.
Yes, but at the same time he wasn’t at his full power and Gojo himself said that he was holding back.
>Had to
He was already dead via an HP. At best Maho was just used to test the waters.
Sukuna explicitly mentioned that he used mahoraga to figure out a way around Gojo's infinity.
>Everyone else in the series was fodder or mid tier except gojo and Sukuna
>The same sukuna that had to use mahoraga to beat Gojo.
Kek
Not so fast!
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Sans soul manipulation and greater speed would probably win him more matched your of 10. Go to could maybe out him down depending on how you wank Sans.
How fast is Sans?
At least Supersonic by dodging Determination bullets from Empty Gun, Hypersonic or so through Tsundereplane wank and FTL through Napstablook closing his window wank
Wonder Woman is only good for being Batman’s love b***h when Catwoman has fricked off. I have no idea why this character exists.
You fricked up with this post. Go frick yourself you ugly ass b***h.
Next cast https://twitter.com/DEATHBATTLE/status/1748471076504420743
>GOATku and SIMGOD
No…. . . Scholars don’t fight
Wonderwench = Shit character with zero good stories
Wonder Woman = moronic ass b***h who doesn’t have a single cartoon. Her last animated movie flopped the hardest btw.
There isn’t a single person who likes Wonder Woman. Her game will flop btw, that is before it gets axed by Zaslav.
yeah i don't see the appeal either. even if comics were good
Actually leave the failed capeshit comics to Wonderwench. She has nothing else anyways. It’s sad when you think about it.
Oh wait it isn’t sad. Fricking LOL.
There’s nothing more miserable than being a Wonder Woman fan. These clowns are starving.
You're just a youngster. You'll understand one day kid.
>I am forgotten
Not a single person gives a flying frick about that show anymore.
Her last animated movie was supposed to kick off an animated series. It flopped so fricking hard that it got scrapped before it started.
>TripAnon is being schizo again
Typical
Wonderb***h fricked up when she posted Batman. She’s fricking useless and no one in real life gives a frick about her. Her logo is dead in the water.
I see her logo and just think about getting sum Whataburger
>Assuming I’m Wondemoron just because trying to stop the schizo rambling
YUP YUP OBSESSED SCHZIO
>Lying
You got BTFO b***h. All wondershitters should be killed on site.
I don’t give a frick about comics. No one normal cares about capeshit comics. You failed b***h, flopped in every sense of the word. No one gives a frick about your character. That’s why DC starves you. You’re worthless.
Wonder Woman = SHIT CHARACTER
Useless b***h.
Wonderwoman is an inarguably ICONIC character, she's so helpful to the league!
CHADS...do we win?
composite volcano kills them both
Name an iconic Wonder Woman story? I’ll wait.
When did we get a new skitzo?
why is she considered part of the "trinity" dc keeps pushing anyway? surely flash or green lantern are more suitable
LOL that hasn’t been a thing in a long time. It’s called World’s Finest. Wonder Woman always fricks up the entire dynamic which is why she’s either reduced to a love interest or some psycho b***h with no purpose. Flash or GL does fits better and should replace her useless ass.
Because she's the girl
That's it
To be fair she has decent merch sales and shit
Wonder Woman is garbage. Not even James Gunn gives a frick about her and he’s a fricking butthole.
>James Gunn slander out of nowhere
Sorry he hurt you so much. Kek
Wonder Woman is not only a shit character but her design is garbage as well. Disgusting troony face.
She’s the fast food of DC. Cheap with bad ingredients.
Flash and GL is superior to Wonder Woman. There’s actually a story to be told and they aren’t known for being “the male.”
Where did Wonder Woman hurt you?
The Night homosexual hates women.
So glad her shit ass ended up getting raped by Superman in that shitty Kill the Justice League game. You kill fricking Batman but leave that b***h mentally stable? Frick no. That’s the only good thing in the game, reminding Wondergay that she has no purpose and she’s better off dead.
Who should the Prince of Persia fight
he can kill wonder woman
Yes, but that's not a thematic fight
...'s laundry.
…after he kills Wonderwench
Flash has already replaced Wonder Woman. And it’s great, but the latter is fricking useless and has no personality.
Wally > Wonder Woman.
Kill the b***h off.
Reminder that Hal has more of a personality and established lore than Wonderfrickup.
Reminder that Wondergays are forced to use the internet to connect with the 3 Wondergays scattered around the world because no one gives a frick about her in real life.
>Gojo vs Makima is still the most viewed episode of the season at 3.9 million views
>Goku vs Superman 3 is 3.4 million views.
>Galactus vs Unicron is at 2.1 million views
>Gogeta vs Vegito is at 3.6 million views
How?
CSM and JJK are the hot animes, if this aired like two years from now, Gojo v Makima would be around Galactus numbers. Goku v. Superman is what you expect from timeless popular matches. Galactus v. Unicron is big in vs. circles, but it won't bring normie views, since Galactus hasn't been in the MCU, and most don't know Unicron.
>if this aired like two years from now, Gojo v Makima would be around Galactus numbers.
I mean, not really. Especially considering that both of those anime’s would still be airing, they’d just be in their final arcs or close to it.
Nothing surprising there.
CSM and JJK are current FOTM anime. Goku vs Superman is a classic.
Yup, the OPUS will have more views than MOEkima vs GoJOB soon enough.
Based and HEROES-PILLED
nah and even if it does, it will take half a year. thats pathetic
Thats what they said two years ago about JJK and demon slayer
Batman’s love interest in the DCAU and DCEU, was planned to be Superman’s side b***h if DCAU JL season 4 ever happened. Superman’s love interest in JL action, Superman’s love interest in the DCAMU, Superman’s love interest AGAIN in Tomorrowverse. She’s even Superman’s b***h in that Meshibook. Does this character have any other purpose??
Link to the official community awards form if any anons want to participate:
https://forms.gle/n4SjHgebNzy8QRVY6
who won the Speedies?
We need to meme Miyamoto Iori vs Sukuna.
>wondertard exposes himself
This stupid ass b***h is so salty over Batman and Superman LOL.
Wonder Woman = Failed character
What you going to do Wondergay? You think Gunn is going to save you?
Titan Tails is the strongest character in all of archie sonic! He could defeat master mogul who was destroying many multiverse zonnes which makes him high multiversal. Titan tails matched his power with the eyeblasts and stuff.
New Yates track
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Is it wrong that I’d actually take this as an alternate Sora MU if Shulk fights Lightning
No. We need X-Blade vs True Monado.
I like the themeing. A.B.A. probably stomps, though.
Unless A.B.A has some like really crazy scaling I don’t think she stomps. However I wouldn’t mind if it was her against Pre-3 Sora so that his abilities are a bit more “grounded”, in a sense.
Sora bleeds. A.B.A. stomps.
Don’t worry. Sora has a form where he is literally incapable of bleeding since Heartless don’t have blood.
Guys, can I just spam my mental illness here all day every day? I have no life, no friends, no place to be. Nobody loves me! God, I should just kill myself...
Guys, Can i spam my POSITIVITY here all day? it might be hard because i have a JOB, a CREW to hang with, PLACES TO BE and a LOVING WIFE who dresses as DC HEROES and PEGS ME
You? You're cool as frick. This lopiqueer, though, he's a shitter homosexual with nothing to say and no life. He can frick off.
thank you, kind anon! I KNEW practicing those Skateboard tricks would come in handy!
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One of my favorite tracks. Wonder Woman is the GOAT!
Who could hope to defeat all the Ultramen, from 1966 to 2024, in a gauntlet style match?
Segata Sanshiro
Chuck Norris.
>Wondergays is so forgotten by DC that all they have left is to shitpost on Cinemaphile.
It must be miserable to not have Batman’s level of popularity. Sad!
>Night homosexual projection
is so
Wonder Woman is a shit character LOL
Salty as frick over Batman’s popularity. Sad! No one gives a frick about Wonder shitter. Dead character.
Wonder woman is so COOL!
that is some harsh language there, chum. but i RESPECT your opinion!
I've hated women INTENSELY ever since my mother showed her friends pictures of my tiny penis and laughed, pointing right at me.
God, I'm such a failure at life lol
yknow what i cant think of a way to make this positive that doesnt sound like a porn setup so
I LOVE MY MOTHER and my PENIS is 19 inches long!
Your mother is a c**tprostitute and you're a wondergay
*cries*
my mother is a wonderful woman but im more a thor guy, Wonderwoman is cool too though!
*laughs*
>Lying
Sad!
I hate your mother! SHE'S A WOMAN!!!!!11!!!
*pukes*
>Lying
Sad!
Lopi, calm down please
Not until every woman is dead and every wiener is in my grasp!
I AM
THE NIGHT
homosexual
>Lying
Sad!
>Sad!
Lying
>Lying
Sad!
>Lying
Sad!
>telling the truth
Glad!
>Lying
Sad!
>pretending to be me
Sad!
>pretending to be me
Sad!
>being what you wished you could be
Glad!
>Lying
Sad!
>crying
Sad!
>Lying
Sad!
Watch this. All 12 hours of it.
I'm the Night homosexual! Nobody can compare!
I fricking KNEW IT!
we're gonna sink this thread, aren't we?
i haven't done that since I posted that screenshot of Sonic killing wally.
>Lying
Sad!
>Schizo admits to starting arguments and derailing the threads on purpose
>Anons follow suite to stop it
>Derails the thread as much as the tripgay
Death Battle is a goner.
If the jannies would just do their one fricking job...
It all started with this post
The Wondergay is a problem too. DC should be banned on Death Battle.
That's a literal false gay who is likely this
same homosexual. He is the real problem. We Wonderbros are the few good posters that remain here
I don't think so? They admitted to being a Wonder Woman fan. He's spammed those posts before this other anon responded
A true WW fan wouldn't start beef with Superman, both of our heroes share complementing ideas.
Also Diana feels extremely guilty and sad about killing Clark on Death earth, that's not something to brag about specially for a heroine that's all about peace and reconciliation...
Well whatever their intent was, they still ruined the thread. And now it isn't death battle anymore, it's just spam.
sorry Cinemaphilemmunity, i'll stick to being POSITIVE from now on, or just go away forever....
Well... This is the end anons, it was a pleasure to be here with all of you guys...
I'll miss you, me
>mention my heroine's name once
>Go away to do other stuff
>Return to/dbg/
>The Thread got absolutely mind broken because of her
She is undoubtedly the strongest heroine to ever exist, just her name has the power to destroy this place!
>He ADMITS he's a Night homosexual
KEKAROO!
>Lying and moronic
Sad!
>Lying
Sad!
>He's still lying
Sad!
>Lying
Sad!
Stop sucking my dick, dickrider.
>Lying
Sad!
>Lying
Sad!
>Lying
Sad!
>pretending to be me
Lying, crying, and moronic.
>Lying
Sad!
All me btw.
Good job me, I knew I could count on you (me) (us) to save the thread.
>The entire thread is lying
Sad!
YOU'RE ALL DC b***hES, I'M THE ONLY SANE MAN IN THIS ENTIRE BOARD, FEAR THE NIGHT homosexual!
>wondertard pretends he didn't expose himself
b-b-b-b-but if YOU'RE lopibats and I'M lopibats then that means...!
>Lying
Sad!
>the real Night homosexual was just the name we gayged along the way
Bros...
>Lying
Sad!
EVEN THE BATHROOM'S A BATHROOM...wait..
As long as their's dicks, the NIGHT homosexual will be there!
>Lying
Sad!
>Lying
Sad!
>wondertard exposes himself AGAIN
And he keeps posting that same comic. Batgays and Wondergays have proven themselves to be worse than Superkeks and Gokukeks on here. Atleast the threads between them was funny.
So what'd we think about the update to the Kratos document?
What's new?
>the Kratos document
almost sounds like some wikileaks shit LMAO
>Lying
Sad!
You're lying. I never lie.
>Lying
Sad!
if this shit doesnt end up in Lopibats, and also probably all of us including me (which i hope doesnt happen because im POSITIVE) getting banned i will be shocked
>Lying
Sad!
>Lying
Sad!
>Lying
Sad!
>They're still lying
Sad!
>NIGHT homosexual pretending to be the NIGHT homosexual
Jobber jobbed this job.
Every Lopi crying about lying is fake. Lopi never lies and only fricks women.
>Lying
Crying and sad!
Can Spidey solo the Turtles?
>Petercuck soloing anything LOL
>Lying
Sad!
>Lying
Sad!
>Lying
Sad!
>Lying
Sad!
>Lying
Sad!
>Petergay thinks he can solo anything
LMAO!
Yes.
All this slander will not stand! I AM THE NIGHT homosexual AND YOU WILL RESPECT ME!!
>Lying
Sad!
>Lying
Sad!
>The other Batgays are this upset over me
LOL, comics are a dead industry b***hES, I'm the only Night homosexual here!
>Lying
Sad!
Why is there a 24/7 general up for something not airing and not a real animation?
Both break Cinemaphile guidelines
They have to contain the powergays somewhere
All this slander is 100% true! I AM THE NIGHT homosexual AND I WILL NEVER HAVE RESPECT!!
>Lying
Sad!
Any good match ups for Sylas?
I asked Thumbnail anon for this but I don't really feel this is good (it's funny to imagine though)
Easy one is Antimage from Dota
>Lying
Sad!
>Lying
Sad!
>Lying
Sad!
My whole life is a LIE.
I'm so SAD, bros.
>Lying
Sad!
>Thread is in complete chaos and our HERO is nowhere in sight
I don't want to see anything related to DC or capeshit comics ever again after this...
ALRIGHT THATS ENOUGH FELLAS!!!
we're here to discuss a fighting show, no more lying, keep the fighting to the debates!
What would our HEROES have to say about this thread?
Superman would probably report them
Simon vs Goku’s the next Death Battle Cast
>OUTTER
Time for 2-0
How did Simon manage to win the debate against Kyle anyways, don't capes always have a lot of ridiculous feats that make their high tiers borderline unbeatable for non capes?
At least they upgraded DC to high complex on vs battle wiki
Gurren Lagann is also super hax bullshit and has a writer who actually researched his stuff unlike capeshit writers. Though even then it was close but mostly due to Swan throwing a tantrum during it lol. Dude got legit pissed Simon got the win
Even G1 gave Simon the win over Kyle. Ignoring the fact that Gurren is just waaaay bigger where simply moving should wipe his whole star system, he has way too many things that Kyle can't really deal with at once. Higher dimensional gayging, can nuke him at every point in time and space simultaneously, punch him out of reality and other such stuff. Pretty much the only way Kyle wins is if he gets Source hax which he never got a handle of, gave up, and can't use when White Lantern which is what he is most known for
>Say he loses against GAME Sonic because of Solaris
>Put him against a guy who is vastly more powerful than Solaris
They only used Super Goku against Game Sonic right? They'll probably break out Heroes or Xenoverse for this to make it a fairer fight.
Isn't Simon from underground?
Goku solos just like how Kyle or even Hal solos
>Kyle
>G1 says that Kyle lost
Uhhhhhh
>Kyle only loses if you don’t give him everything
>Which is something that DB will do if they ever have the fight happen
Lol?
>speedy irl
should we make a new thread?
No, now GTFO newbie
that's not nice
Good, frick off back to vsbw
Nah, they already killed all discussion
I blame lapibats and /dbs/
/dbs/ ruin the discourse everywhere they go. Like when they were begging here for help because someone in a Cinemaphile CSM thread called them shonenspics
I blame Lopibats and moeshitters.
No. Let it die. Start making threads again once they show another trailer or something.
No.
>Speedy is so obsessed with Rowling that he can't even tolerate the idea of one of her characters getting into Death Battle again
Why is he so mindbroken?
Apparently her thinking that men can't be women is what triggers him so bad.
In that case I bet he's seething pretty hard that Hogwarts Legacy was the highest selling game of last year
>They're buckbroken by /dbs/ again
>shit up a general after losing a match for MONTHS
>RENT FREE RENT FREE MINDBROKEN
No I think the disdain for /dbs/pics is warranted
>He's so new that he thinks /dbs/ has only been here for a few months
You guys really revved it up after GvS3 where the majority of posts are just the same few phrases over and over because that’s about as complex as your brown brains can go
I doubt they're brown. It's the battle boarding equivalent of wiggers
>You guys really revved it up after GvS3 where the majority of posts are just the same few phrases over and over because that’s about as complex as your brown brains can go
>Watch me come a-LIVEEEEE!!!
Which is funny because he died
>Beats lore wank Kratos
>Beats composite Ryu thanks to Xenoverse, Heroes and Jump Force
>Only loses to Game Sonic because he got inaccurate scaling thanks to Solaris
Why do they keep feeding him to Superman if both of them have matches that they can win?
Speedy threatened to eat all the McDonald’s if they didn’t do Goku vs Superman 3
Dame, wait breakfast or lunch?
Both
>Simon beats Kyle
10 bucks says that they'll never animate it precisely because the cape can't win this time.
>well my character can actually destroy an entire continent if he punches hard enough, like 40 billion metric tons of dynamite
>and then you add the multiplier from his mental amp so he could probably destroy 30 continents if he had the attack range to do so
>also hes got a healing factor where he can survive any amount of non lethal pain and regenerate from a single cell
>also hes smart enough to resist mind control and he mastered all knowable sciences at age 25 and he can manipulate the electric signals and chemicals in your brain to hypnotize you with his eyes
>also there was this one comic where he fought a super galactic + + + enemy and survived an insta death star beam which makes him really durable
>one time he resisted reality erasure and hes so fast that he outspeeds the progress of the timeline where he dies
>his reaction time is so fast that he can actually predict light speed attacks and avoid them
and this would be considered underpowered compared to the moron wank that ive seen from powerscaling-tards. no one can actually think a character capable of all these feats would be able to have a compelling fight right?
Why is Gojo always the one getting brought up in these threads when he's not actually the main character?
Because of Gojo vs Makima and because yuji is boring.
You’re right. We should be talking about the REAL MC, Yuta!
Hyperbole or legit? From the official elden ring manga.
It would be wildly out of place for someone in that setting to split an asteroid in half
I guess it would depend if by "asteroid" they meant like one of those "star creatures" you can fight. The guy can do meteor dive bombs to implying he went high enough to burn form reentry
mumbogay was right, these threads need to go to /trash/.
>[known thread schizo] was right
Schizos are the last line of defense against the satanic elite, and have always been a tribe's most reliable assessors of danger and bad omens, lil bro
>literal schizobabble
Take your medications before you shoot up your neighborhood in fear of the “elites” stashing mind control devices in large yellow contraptions.
Go back in your sewer Moshe
>/misc/ babble
SHITler LOST.
Who brought up Hitler?
>speedy legitimately thinks Rowling is worse than the author of rurouni Kenshin
>Just a "weirdo"
>Who was actually arrested for having a shitton of CP on his hard drive some of which he paid for
>The same author who was suspected by the police to have possibly been involved in making CP
>Rowling has more "victims" than his guy.
What the frick is wrong with speedy legitimately? Watsuki has a lot more "victims" considering he paid for his shit
This is some bizarro world shit. Condemning an author because she said men are men and women are women while brushing off the fact another author was caught with 100, ONE HUNDRED, TEN TIMES TEN, DVD's of Cheese Pizza, in the same sentence
>SJW troonygays are crazy. News at 11
It's odd as frick. I wouldn't be surprised if they had cheese pizza on their hard drive.
Speedy's not a bright lad.
Speedy is a moron, more news at 11.
>where the dude is just a weirdo
He doesn't know what the Kenshin author actually did. That's the only explanation for him saying that. It has to be.
He has to know the guy liked kids, at least. That's the whole thing...
>le transphobia is wrong
>but being a legit pedo is just being a "weirdo"
Oh no Hulk bros??
>This is not a novel.
>This is not a short story collection.
>This is Self-Reference ENGINE.
>Instructions for Use: Read chapters in order. Contemplate the dreams of twenty-two dead Freuds. Note your position in spacetime at all times (and spaces). Keep an eye out for a talking bobby sock named Bobby Socks. Beware the star-man Alpha Centauri. Remember that the chapter entitled "Japanese" is translated from the Japanese, but should be read in Japanese. Warning: if reading this book on the back of a catfish statue, the text may vanish at any moment, and you may forget that it ever existed.
>From the mind of Toh EnJoe comes Self-Reference ENGINE, a textual machine that combines the rigor of Stanislaw Lem with the imagination of Jorge Luis Borges. Do not operate heavy machinery for one hour after reading.
HOLY FRAAAAAAUCK I KNEEL!!! I KNEEL!!! ALL HAIL THE BASED SELF REFERENCIAL ENGINE!!! I FOR ONCE ACCEPT OUR AUTONOMOUS OVERLORDS!!! AYIEEEEEEEEE!!! I LOVE ROBOTS!!! SENATOR ARMSTRONG DID NOTHING WRONG!!!
wtf are you talking about? just stfu!
AYIEEEEE SELF REFERENTIAL ENGINECHADS MY BUTTHOLE CAN'T STOP DILATING OOOOOO WEEE I AM SQUIRMING AT THE UNFORETOLD INSIGHTS OF YOUR CONGLOMERATRY
Toh EnJoe needs to get BLACKED, ASAP kuh.
Shieeeeet
We wuz dragon ballin' n' shieeeet
>Is the living embodiment of Deus Ex Machina
>Doesn't need to appear in the book, IS THE BOOK
Is he /ourguy/?
>they think Lovecraftian elements such as the Sea of "Muh Incomprehensible Horrors" can match up to the might of THE GOD ENSCRIPTED MACHINE
Kekaroo i must say
Leviathan goes Splishy Splashy and Machine has circuit errors therefore this is clearly some unhinged jungian schizobabble
Counterpoint: the ancient greeks developed the idea of language through smashing rocks together and most likely did so since the first cell of the Tiktalik begun to develop in the sea forged by the cosmos' irrelevancy
THE MACHINE BEATS THE LEVIATHAN
Concession accepted.
RobotGODS won
i told you to stfu, b***h
Calculated Concession maxxes out at 5, Saiyans do not apply
This is the big leagues' pond now
i appreciate the commitment but that's not funny
>Claims digits do not matter
>Needs to reinforce it through to even be worthy of my (you)
Spics Lost, Touchdown baby
wtf are you even saying?
If Jiren is so strong, then how come there isn't a Metal Jiren?
Ye
>Seething over Dragon Ball out of NOWHERE
>He's still obsessing over Dragon Ball when no one's even mentioned it in regards to the Self Reference Engine
They*
Get it right, you fruedian chud
i'm just confused as to when carl jung and sigmund freud entered the discussion
>It is talking to itself