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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CHADth CHADttleKINGS, what TESTOSTERONE PUMPING BATTLES do you want to see in this season?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cool match, though a fairly one sided one, I don't think the Lich King has any win cons here.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what feats does Aku have again?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Shape shifting, soul-hax (based on Demongo), Infection of living organisms, conjuring/matter manipulation, ftl flight through space, portals that travel through time, invulnerability to non-magical/deific powers, etc

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The invulnerability to non divine/magical attacks or powers is the biggest issue here, Aku's consistently shown to not be phased by anything that isn't holy or magical, The Lich King doesn't have any good answers to Aku's ability to tank shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on if you think the Lich is inherently some magical being through his spells or through the comet stuff, or if him being a "scholar of Golb" meant some form of divine ability.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Aku doesnt have the power of the thing the god trio beat up. He isnt "ftl"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon he flew all the way to another planet to recruit the Imakandi to hunt Jack. We literally watch him do it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah the Lich lost a fight to a 12 year old

    • 1 month ago
      Thumbnail Anon

      Hope we get more non-standard novel stuff this season

  2. 1 month ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    What's good anons. Had an interesting week, and hope yours have been as well

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thanks, thumbnail anon

      mahito vs envy btw

      • 1 month ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Which Envy? FMA?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, fma envy

      • 1 month ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thanks thumbnail anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Denver the Dinosaur vs the Extreme Dinosaurs

      • 1 month ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Denver solos. He has the better theme song.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jenny Wakeman vs Uzi Doorman.

      • 1 month ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shino Aburame vs Tommyrod

      • 1 month ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mymy (Onegzeling) vs Cartman (South Park)

      • 1 month ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cartman Blitzkrieg Mymy
          Like seriously, Cartman without Cthulhu can just outsmarted her in his evil plan

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How did you fumble the title that badly

    • 1 month ago
      TirnanoSong

      Gru Division "P" vs Omega Group (from Call of Duty)

      • 1 month ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kaladin vs Balsa

      • 1 month ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        This Balsa?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No. Balsa from Moribito.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Flood(Halo) vs Souboutei(Souboutei must be destroyed)

      • 1 month ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Yeah I didn't know exactly what I was looking for with Souboutei so hopefully this kinda works

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It works, thanks. Souboutei is like an alien virus that takes different forms. That one works.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Communism vs Fascism
      Empeor Belos vs Makima but make them creepy and threaten images

      • 1 month ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Baki vs rex from dog ningen

      • 1 month ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          baki looks like a girl

    • 1 month ago
      CapeworldComics

      Hey Thumbnail anon! Hope your week was good as well as interesting.

      Congorilla vs Gorilla-Man
      Dolphin vs Namora

      • 1 month ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 1 month ago
          CapeworldComics

          Thank you!

          • 1 month ago
            Thumbnail Anon

            Sorry to say, but neither really had anything good-looking art wise

            • 1 month ago
              CapeworldComics

              Could you do something with these two?

              • 1 month ago
                CapeworldComics

                Also, my apologies, how has your week been Otto?

                Also, I've had a good week, thank you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Man, Tom's just pawing himself in front of everyone, huh? People were different back then.

              • 1 month ago
                Thumbnail Anon

                [...]
                Also, I've had a good week, thank you.

                I tried

              • 1 month ago
                Thumbnail Anon
              • 1 month ago
                CapeworldComics

                I like it! Thank you!

      • 1 month ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Also, my apologies, how has your week been Otto?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tokita Ohma vs Hongou Hina.
      I know it's an absolutely unfair stomp, but frick it, b***h needs correction

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Realistically though Ohma wouldn't really beat a girl, he would fight her and go "wow she has this [insert typical Sandro Bullshit] that's totally awesome!" Then after Hina manages to touch him once he would go "yeah I might be able to beat you 100% of the time, but you touched me once so you win. Definitely top 5 high school girls I've fought against "

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The worst thing Hina could do would be a challenge to Ohma, because Ohma is absolutely among the strongest martial arts manga protagonists, up there with shit like Baki and maybe even Kenshiro. I don't think she'd mind getting her ass kicked, but I would like to see her scared.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Eh kinda, Ohma is moreso in the mid to high ranks of Bakiverse. He could likely give Katsumi a good challenge, but Baki, Pickle, Musashi, and Yujiro all mog the frick out of Kengan (Shen being the only questionable exception). Ken goes into straight uip bullshit territory with instakills for normal people and can literally walk through skyscrapers falling on him

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't Kuroki canonically Yujiro level?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nah

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Powerscalers are mentally ill. They'll see a character say "these guys, their reputations are kinda similar" and assume they're literally on par with one another. I can't with you goofy ass homies

              • 1 month ago
                LopiBats

                >Powerscalers are mentally ill.
                You're on the internet. They come on this shitty niche site because no one normal in their lives gives a flying frick about these fictional characters. And liking anime in public is embarrassing as frick and childish.

      • 1 month ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Someone write it, because this would be hilarious

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If someone intends to kill him they automatically die.
    >What if they're truly immortal
    They still die.
    >But what if...
    They die. End of discussion.
    >But that's not fair!
    It was never supposed to be.

    Solos fiction.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Popeye victim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DIO beats him because the writer wants him to win

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ....'s wall level characters, but dies to building level and up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If someone intends to kill him they automatically die
      >Wanking a GER bootleg
      Do Yogirigays really?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dies to flash
      >"But it's instant death!
      Not fast enough

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >INSTANT death
        >"not fast enough"
        The absolute brain rot of DC gays

        • 1 month ago
          TirnanoSong

          Wally outran the speedforce and instant teleportation once

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >instant teleportation once
            Was buffed by an entire planet full of aliens.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He did the same thing against Mordru who teleported to the end of time and space and Flash was right there waiting for him, there was no amp involved

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And he did that just to retrieve some candy to a kid, flash was so casual about it he didn't even send the guy to jail

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I don't think Mordru is going to jail, anon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Time travel isn't the same as instant teleportation.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Mordru does both.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Except in your example where he travelled at the end of time. He time travelled.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Via Teleportation.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Time travel.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Which he did via Teleportation unlike Flash who ran there.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >admits that he time travelled
                Yup.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ....which changes nothing?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Only if you believe teleportation and moving by foot are the same thing conceptually.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Might as well be here.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Mordru is a Lord of Chaos and exists outside of time and the universe. It's closer to omnipresence than either time travel or teleportation.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No he didn't.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >being buffed by the total energy of every person on the planet including other speeds and LIMITLESSman just to beat IT
            sure, anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Time travel doesn't work against ID Yogiri would neg diff the Flash

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >INSTANT
          What's taking so long?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >can be killed unintentionally
      BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Can be killed unintentionally
      >Yogiri becomes collateral damage during one of the Man of Steel's battles

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >can be killed unintentionally
        BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

        >GokuGODS and SuperGODS already dealt with YogiriKEKS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Superman just moves really fast past Cuckgiri so the friction sets him on fire

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Congrats, you are dead.

        There is an entire arc of the manga where another character uses proxies and henchmen to test the limits of the guy's instant death power with various traps and tricks. If you would press a button and nuke a city that the guy is in, you would die the moment you decided to press the button *even if you don't know the guy exists and thus cannot mean him harm*. Landmines fail because the landmine dismantles itself before it can explode when he steps on it. Even poisons don't work, because he is automatically aware of anything that would lead to harm.

        His power is not based on perception, perspective, or intent. He explains the rules poorly to others because he tries to keep things simple, but the real picture is that he has perfect awareness of every future outcome that could result in his death by any means. Then he either makes the choice to avoid that outcome (not drinking the poison, stepping around the landmine, etc) or to instantly kill whoever is responsible. And that choice propagates backwards through time.

        The Flash cannot kill him fast enough, because there is no 'fast enough'. If Galactus tries to eat the world he is standing on, Galactus dies. There is no plan, no trap, no 'accidental' death indirect enough that you can set up that will not at best fail or at worst result in you dropping dead as soon as you make any choice or take any action that would result in it. There is no immunity, it works on things which fundamentally cannot die or have some explicit defense against magic or instant death or whatever. It. Just. Works.

        There is the an end of the line in terms of deathbattle arguments, and he is it.

        • 1 month ago
          LopiBats

          You wrote all this for nothing.

          When’s the next COVID lockdown? Maybe I’ll finally kill off capeshit for good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the author of this is not a fightgay and he said that anyone outside his universe can kill Yogiri, so stop mentioning him every time
          DONE.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > the author of this post admitted to eating his own butthole for dinner every night to the tune of christmas music because its the only way he can feel happy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yogiribro btw

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Loses to King Hassan because he works for the literal Angel of Death.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Which makes him rank lower on the hierarchy. Hassan has a WEAKER version of this guy's power, not stronger.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Azrael is not letting Hassan die to some twink who doesn't even believe in YHVH

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >building debris falls on Yogiri
          Done.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He sees that outcome ahead of time and stands elsewhere. He foresees any outcome that would lead to his own harm, it doesn't have to be intentional. He simply won't board a plane doomed to crash.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >seeing the future means that he can prevent it
              moron. Let's say that the meteor is heading towards the earth. Yogiri might be able to see the future, but he sure as hell can't stop it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The meteor dies, breaking up far enough away that the pieces of it miss the earth.
                That isn't even bullshit, this is just the same logic as why the landmines fail.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >the meteor dies
                KEKAROOOOOOOO!!!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yeah that's what he does

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So do you unironically like this garbage D tier anime series or do you only tolerate it to get a chance to suck this One punch Man rip-offs dick ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >still dies to anyone wall-level and up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The flash has already outrun death

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The CHADsh is faster than death

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The Flash at his most wanked can escape death by just running, his death powers propagate backwards through time? Cute, flash messes with time like a kid playing with legos, Yogiri would be death way before he can even conjure any rational thoughts of his own, or even better he would be death before his powers even start to try kill flash.

          I don't know much about Galactus so I won't say anything, but I'm sure at his most wanked that guy would also laugh at Yogiri's powers

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > The Flash at his most wanked can escape death by just running

            No, he can run faster than a form of death that needs to CATCH him. Are we just going to ignore the fact that members of the flasd family have canonically died before?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No they haven’t they’re all still alive

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                moronbro......

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you’re still alive then you’re not dead

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                moronbro.....it said HAVE........

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you’re still alive right now then you didn’t really die.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Provide evidence that the Death in Yogiri's setting is faster than the Death in DC.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All that for Popeye to just punch this guy into nothingness

        • 1 month ago
          TirnanoSong

          Mekhane victim

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >shit-ton of replies
          Why do Yogiri make DB fume so hard?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Shit ton of CHADplies
          How did the Yogirisissy become completely BUCKBROKEN by Death Battle scholars?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is the funniest part. The Instant Death manga is all about villains testing the limits of the Instead Death Ability and failing.

          Immortality, indirect damage, time travel, and everything else people have mentioned in this thread has already been tried and tested in the manga, and it always failed spectacularly.

          Yogiri can't be defeated because he's written to be undefeatable. It's literally engraved in the narrative. No one in Marvel, DC, or DBS has this kind of power.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Yogiri can't be defeated because he's written to be undefeatable. It's literally engraved in the narrative
            Same shit they said about Saitama before he got humbled
            The reality is that if your character needs the writer's favor to win it's likely that said character would get bodied against anyone with a similar power level (see how batman is the biggest Jobber in Death Battle history because there he doesn't have plot armor to win)
            funnily enough Popeye can fraudcheck Yogiri the same way he Fraudchecked Saitama, he is truly our greatest ally against these moronic "OP" characters.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              CHADeye has never failed us.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cartman victim

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine Breaker.
          Yawn.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Imagine Breaker.
            Dies. Don't ask how. It just does.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What about someone who he can't kill, unless these be strange aeons, but who can definitely kill him, as they are the end of all things?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yogiri can kill the concept of death too. His powers literally has no limits. He's a parody of the overpowered Isekai protagonist.

            And the entire story is about villains (true immortals, supreme gods, multiverse-eaters, and conceptual embodiments) testing his abilities and dying. There's never even a fight.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Has he actually ever killed a concept, or is this projection based on what he has actually killed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >can be killed unintentionally
      GODzilla stomps that ant without realizing yoSHITri was there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        At least use a Godzilla that didn't die to a simple Kamikaze flavored tummyache

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That bomb? Solos marvel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you ever feel like people memoryhole Godzilla's durability?
          Even in the Heisei era, it's canon that the military attacks actually do hurt him, he just heals so fast that it's negligible at worst

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        or just give him cancer by just being near him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Can be killed unintentionally
      >Gets soloed by CHADly who blows up a planet in the middle of a fight with Goku just to mess with his rival without even knowing who was on that world that he one shotted

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >using the non canon version for scaling

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >using the canon version

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the author of this is not a fightgay and he said that anyone outside his universe can kill Yogiri, so stop mentioning him every time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Yogiri got raped by the entire thread
        >His own author said he can be killed by anyone not from Yogiri's setting
        Yogiribros...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Loses to any Suggsverse character

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >can't die because he's already dead
      >and if he could, he would just nullify his hax with his enormous reiatsu
      CHADzen rapes your building level gay emo b***h.

      • 1 month ago
        DoctorGreen

        >>and if he could
        Wait. Bleach is a world of Samsara. He would just be sent to hell within Samsara, there is no end to this cycle except undoing the separation of life and death

        >>You read gay rape fanfiction?
        >I AM
        Done.

        kek. frick you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jobs to true absolute frick the "laws" of the universe immortality

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how they'd even handle Fallen London shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          FL isn't a very DB compatible verse, I imagine. All the fight scenes are pretty low level shit duels or actual literal barfights, and most others are too ambiguous.
          That said, Feducci and Veils could work. I'd watch it, if only to check out how moronic and badly researched they're going to be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dies to Tusk IV like anyone else.
      >Tusk resistant or outright immune to all other powers, principles, laws and effects
      >cannot be stopped
      >will continue to act forever or until the job is done
      >operates multiversally
      >operates conceptually
      b-b-but I'm not even the guy you targetted I just have his memories
      >dead
      b-b-but I'm a reincarnation
      >dead
      Johnny wins or ties as long as he gets a shot off - which in DB he will because everyone is written like Goku and adds foreplay to fighting.

      >If someone intends to kill him they automatically die
      >Wanking a GER bootleg
      Do Yogirigays really?

      >GER
      not even the most broken stand
      Wonder of You, Killer Queen and Tusk mog the frick out of it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    simon rape frisk

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character dodges Gojo's purples (which have high charge up times to begin with, even when they aren't buffed)
    >Gojo gets frustrated and uses his DE
    >character is fast enough to react to his DE before their brains get fried (even then Sukuna survived 10 whole seconds inside it)
    >character breaks the DE barrier from the inside because their punching strength is massive
    >Gojo left slowed and without his CT
    Can you explain why a decent speed decent AP brick character (like say even Deku) wouldn't fodderize Gojo with this plan?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Multiple Blues would be able to hold someone in place and Sukuna was pretty much affected immediately when his domain crumbled against Gojo's
      UV is the fastest and most dangerous sure-hit in JJK, Sukuna himself admitted he needed to get rid of that card from Gojo's hand first
      It would be a guaranteed win against any brick within JJK's speed range

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Plan relies on one character acting illogical while the other is completely logical and ignoring that Sukuna offset it using Megumi's soul.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally only because he wanted to adapt to it. Gojo himself was wondering why the frick Sukuna simply refused to attack his domain during the fight.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Deku specifically has the speed to pull this off. But characters that massively out speed Gojo could make it work just fine.

      Multiple Blues would be able to hold someone in place and Sukuna was pretty much affected immediately when his domain crumbled against Gojo's
      UV is the fastest and most dangerous sure-hit in JJK, Sukuna himself admitted he needed to get rid of that card from Gojo's hand first
      It would be a guaranteed win against any brick within JJK's speed range

      That anon is talking about a situation where Gojo is fighting someone faster and stronger than him. That being the case I don't think Blue would do the trick.
      Also they don't need to be faster than UV's sure hit, only faster than the closure of Gojo's barrier.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He mentioned a brick like Deku though, you'd need an astronomical speed difference to overcome how quickly Gojo could open a domain and apply its technique.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that's why I said Deku likely isn't pulling this off, some capeshit character that moves 777 Black personilions faster than light would have been a better example.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The domain isn't opening in 0.2 seconds btw. That's how long the domain lasted. We have no stats on how long it takes for Unlimited Void to actually open.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SISSYmar? SLAIN. BRING ME DAVOTH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ... said the KEKperor as he failed realize that he used all his energy just to kill a single CHADcast GODternal.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yogirigay doesn't realize that The FLASH is faster than instant teleportation

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frisk is the worst battleboard character. Canonically literally a base human child but via powerscaling nonsense people think she is god. Monsters are as weak as tissue paper compared to humans, the game makes this extremely clear if you actually play it.
    Frisk loses to the average person with their bare hands.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Frisk loses to the average person with their bare hands.
      Literally me.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Flash outran Death itself, Yogiri isn't doing shit to him

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yogiri? Dies to Soft and Wet Go Beyond Bubble.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      K, b, c.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yogiri? Exit
    Return to ONE Punch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The ORIGINAL "solos fiction" meme...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry Saitama Sama, I used to shit on you without realizing there are worse characters out there.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >That MY
    Thank God we’re getting something good for Frisk like them Vs Ness instead. Frisk/Chara are in this weird limbo where they have a good set in stone MU but people will ask for the most inane crap instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are a lot of ridiculous MUs out there because people don't know what makes for a good battle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *MU

      There are a lot of ridiculous MUs out there because people don't know what makes for a good battle.

      I know. People just like to blow their load over themes, but when you see them describe the actual fight it’s boring as dick or they have to make something that doesn’t actually fit the characters.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are 40kgays so standoffish? Like, they genuinely seem to believe they solo all other sci-fi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >They genuinely seem to believe they solo all other sci-fi
      Leave the 40KEKS to me.

      • 1 month ago
        TirnanoSong

        Enter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Enter

        The NIGHTMARES of all 40kbros...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Xeelee
        Leave them to us

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Shockwave is doing the jobber pose

    • 1 month ago
      TirnanoSong

      Most 40k fans don't actually know powerscaling and think bigger or darker = stronger.

      Truth is, when you remove the flowery text from the lore, its a pretty average sci-fi universe who caps at galaxy level (and that's only the Necrons)

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >SHITlee
    Not even worth reading.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos soloes every character posted on this thread so far.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos JOBS to every character posted in this thread so far.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      K, b, c.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ...on opposite day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ... on every day of the calendar.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ...on opposite year.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      …except SHARTgiri

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS WHERE IS MY WIFES SON

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder WW and Superman are canonically worthy of lifting Thor's hammer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What does worthy even mean? Shouldn’t every superhero apply?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently being pure of heart. For example heroes like Batman, Hal Jordan, Martian Manhunter, all robins, Booster Gold, Atom, etc wouldn't be able to lift the hammer because they aren't pure of heart most of them have grudges, attachments, or otherwise dark aspects of their personalities (just like most normal people really)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well that's bullshit because Thor isn't "pure" in the slightest, he's got grudges attachments and arrogance in heaps. At least since civil war he's ranged between spoiled vain scion or flaunty fratboy. The most humble I've ever seen him written was the Gorr arc or his hippie Ultimates version

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Superman
      Didn't Odin briefly remove the enchantment so that Superman could lift it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no, Thor tries to smack Clark with it when Clark simply caught the hammer in his hand, gave the arrogant marlel jejune a disappointed look - like a father to his immature son who refuses to grow up, then b***hslapped him AND his hammer with the greatest of ease

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Superman still couldn't lift it with the enchantment.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he is lifting it, and the enchantment is still on it in that story, sooooo
            he can.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He isn't lifting it. He is pushing it away.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                pushing it upwards, so lifting it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Still pushing, not lifting.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Resisting gravity is literally lift, anon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Did the enchantment on the hammer get disrupted in this issue or did the writer forget that only the worthy are supposed to be able to lift Mjolnir?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hulk is worthier than Thor

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thor is still holding it while Hulk makes him hit himself.
                'Stop hitting yourself, bruh' - you know.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Thor: ACK-*BONK*

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They both look inbred.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They both are inbred

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                when Doomsday and Superman fought, their punches caused sonic booms and shockwaves so massive it destroyed every window and building around them
                When Hulk beats the shit out of thor the god of sissies he just taps him on the face with a *BONK!* sound effect and Thor flops over crying

              • 1 month ago
                LopiBats

                This right here is why I’m so happy that normies have given up on capeshit comics.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                KINGulk…

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They explained in that story no?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hairy chest superman is kinda sexy...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Diana lifted it just fine

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                pushing it upwards, so lifting it

                BOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why are supergays so dishonest?

              • 1 month ago
                CapeworldComics

                Diana lifted it just fine

                You need a willingness to kill to be worthy. It's why Spidey never lifted it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Who on the Justice League would be able to lift it?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone kills except Batman and Supes. They just don't tell Batman and Supes about the times when they do

              • 1 month ago
                LopiBats

                The no kill rule is moronic.

              • 1 month ago
                CapeworldComics

                >Superman
                Disqualified over neurotic pacifism.

                >Batman
                Disqualified over being a sneaky honorless ninja and inability to kill a clown for the greater good.

                >Hal
                Lifts it.

                >Kyle
                Can't lift it. He's too self-doubting and chill.

                >Jon
                Lifts it and mounts it on his construct sniper rifle. Uh-ra Mah-rines.

                >Cyborg
                The dumb explanation is that he can lift it "because Vision can." The smart explanation is that his flesh parts can lift it, because Vic Stone is worthy, but that his cyborg parts can't, because those are machinery. The end result is that Vic lifts it with difficulty, straining to do so.

                >Aquaman
                Lifts it.

                >Barry
                Lifts it. Remember what he did to Zoom pre-crisis. Barry can deal with a lot of shit but he will drop the boom if he has to.

                >Wally
                Lifts it.

                >Wonder Woman
                Lifted it.

                >Martian Manhunter
                This one is tricky. I'm going to have to say no. Because J'onn is so naturally predisposed to restraint and non-violence. He doesn't have anything like a warrior spirit

                Wasn't the Endless family supposed to complement each other. If one of them goes rogue, everyone else will intervene.

                Morpheus wanted to die and pass on. It's complicated.

                The topic of a worthy candidate for Mjolnir being brought back up makes me wonder, a lot of people seem to think that Goku would be capable of lifting Mjolnir, but what about Vegeta, does he have what it takes?

                If it was Vegeta just after Buu, I would say so, but Super really doubled down on Vegeta having an ego. Ego was what got Thor disqualified from the hammer in the first place. There's no way a dude with an Ultra Ego power is going to be able to pass the test. Humility is one part of the test.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cyborg's the type that's willing to kill? Damn, I don't remember him ever being like that in the Teen Titans cartoon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The topic of a worthy candidate for Mjolnir being brought back up makes me wonder, a lot of people seem to think that Goku would be capable of lifting Mjolnir, but what about Vegeta, does he have what it takes?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, look

            no, Thor tries to smack Clark with it when Clark simply caught the hammer in his hand, gave the arrogant marlel jejune a disappointed look - like a father to his immature son who refuses to grow up, then b***hslapped him AND his hammer with the greatest of ease

            Not only is Superman stopping Mjolnir's descent into his face, he also throws both it and Thor up and away from himself. In case you're a noodle armed estrofreak, that's the definition of 'lifting'.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >All those characters who have held Thor's hammer before
      Would HE be considered worthy?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think he would be worthy until Super. Current Goku wouldn't be worthy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I can agree with that, though the fact that he's still pure of heart in Super makes it debatable whether he'd really be considered unworthy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, Goku let mass murderers like Piccolo and Vegeta live because of a selfish desire to fight them again.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Piccolo
          He never actually committed any kind of genocide as he's a different individual than Demon King Piccolo, even before he had a full heel face turn he didn't have much of a body count either, he was mostly just an butthole.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Certainly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        HEROku could easily lift it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you read your own panel? Girl Thor is undoing all of that here. They were ‘misuse’ that needed to be cleaned up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Give me your b***h made hammer, ON YOUR KNEES DOG

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Haitch would win because Thor only has a hammer but HHH has both a hammer and a shovel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The episode would probably be better than their other WWE episode anyways

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is it odd if I think Triple H could make for a good live action Thor?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What would be a good opponent for the BLAME city?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Thor the strongest Mainstream Marvel character?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thanos recently BTFO's Fractured Son Hulk.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think what anon meant was 'regularly occurring' vs Thanos who is more semi-regular to waning and waxing periods depending on how one sees it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What are you trying to say? Are you implying Venom is the strongest Mainstream guy in Marvel?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          of course he is

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know that Venom is Beyonder tier

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know that Venom is Beyonder tier

        Banebros, our hero didn't even have a CHANCE...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Both Bane and Brock use venom
          You rike?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bane vs Venom is genuinely one of the stupidest match ups Death Battle has ever done, they could've pitted Bane against Kingpin instead of feeding him to Venom.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ban should have fought Captain America

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ban should have fought Captain America

              Bane vs Kraven is what we should've had.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Personally I'd like Bane vs Jack and Kraven vs Vixen

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos vs Ichigo is actually solid.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Could Yhwach just crash the soul society onto Kaguya's dimensions and kill her soul like that? What happens if a human is forced inside the Soul Society anyway?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does Sonic understand "war"?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's a war in Sonic Forces. I think he does.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He turned himself into a tire. He's tire Soniiiiic.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thumbnail Anon is dead...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ... On opposite day while doing laundry

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Large Building level+ (Consistently shown as being superior to Spider-Man, to the point where the Symbiote, even without a host, can fight on par with him, Spider-Man has admitted that Venom has all of his powers but with more strength, and he has killed an alternate universe version of Black Suit Spider-Man who was able to match him in combat. Fought on equal grounds with Scorpion as both Venom and Anti-Venom. Fought on par with Nova. Stronger than Spider-Woman, Norman Osborn, Shocker, and Kraven the Hunter. Nearly killed Miles Morales and Sandman)

    >At least Large Building level+ (As the next generation Symbiote spawned from Carnage, Toxin is significantly stronger than both Carnage and Venom and was feared to be the strongest and most dangerous member of their race[39]. Overpowered and defeated Agent Venom. Eddie as the host of Toxin should be superior to Patrick Mulligan, an inferior host who casually overpowered Carnage, without transforming overpowered Black Cat, and defeated Venom and Carnage simultaneously)

    >Large Building level+ (Comparable to the original Venom Symbiote. Was able to overpower Jack O'Lantern and multiple Frost Giants)

    >Planet level (Possesses the physical strength of The Thing. Fought and defeated Fifth Form Dark Carnage who had just defeated Hulk and power surpassed that of Juggernaut)

    >Low Outerverse level (Wields the full power of the Enigma Force, which is the very spirit of Eternity, without which Earth-616 itself instantly collapses)

    >High Outerverse level (As the Onyx King, he is the dark counterpart of The Beyonders, residing in the qlippothic reflection of their realm, the Un-Beyond, and tending to the "Black Engine" lying therein, just as the Beyonders maintain the Concordance Engine)

    Name a bigger upgrade

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's probably a JRPG shitter that went from normal human to whatever term the inbred fricks at vsbw are using for their highest tier, even if that jump is purely from lazy and inaccurate scaling

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not a JRPG but Tenchi Masaki

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >PISSbattlesSHITki
      Did not peruse.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins? (let's pretend this is kid Ben limited to just his 10 original Aliens, we already know Alien X stomps)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >MULTIVERSAL Phantom
      Benbro, you're gonna need Alien X for this one...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        don't tell me you unironically believe in multiversal Danny Phantom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not Jake, he's a happa. Therefore he lost the moment he came out of his mother's c**t.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >making danny the woman
      Accurate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >let's pretend this is kid Ben limited to just his 10 original Aliens,
      Then it's pure luck. If he gets something like wildmutt or ripjaws he gets destroyed. Even gray matter and upgrade are pretty useless if they are not in a favorable location.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah kid Ben had Master Control by then, so he'd be a handful even for Danny and Jake together.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He only had master control for 1 episode.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This would just come down to Ghostfreak vs Danny wouldn't it?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ThumbnailAnon has a boyfriend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, thumbnail anon is a girl!?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Batbros, HE killed our HERO'S parents!?!?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Batman was holding back

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ...tears.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ..of HAPPINESS now he has no parents to restrain his true power

    • 1 month ago
      LopiBats

      That art looks like shit btw

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        show us your art

        • 1 month ago
          LopiBats

          I don’t do art. Let alone for a bunch failing capeshit comics. It still looks like shit regardless.

  29. 1 month ago
    LopiBats

    Reminder that is going to happen in the near future.

    %3D

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos is boundless, if a character exists he can kill it because he is not bound by anything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is bounded by my penis.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >submissive homosexual fantasies
        Bejita-San…

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who’s the Vince McMahon of your favorite universe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Henry Bendix

  32. 1 month ago
    LopiBats

    What the hell was that Thor “I like farts” scan? Why would anyone continue to read big 2 news trash when clearly idiots with zero talent have taken over the industry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      which one?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This one

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          WTF

          • 1 month ago
            LopiBats

            That’s my reaction to all modern day capeshit comic writing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THORBROS???????

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Our HERO CHADor broke through these chains

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yogi the Bear would maul Yogiri

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    KINGtos?!

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >YogiriKEK is getting uppity
    This sounds like a job for the ToonFORCE.

  36. 1 month ago
    LopiBats

    I still haven’t decided whether I like Flashgays or not.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    KINGtos KINGtos KINGtos BASEDtos SMARTtos KINGtos WINNERtos KINGtos KINGtos KINGtos WISEtos BASEDtos KINGtos STRONGESTtos KINGtos UNDEFEATABLEtos KINGtos KINGtos KINGtos BEATSEVERYONEtos HOPEtos DEFIESFATEtos KINGtos KINGtos

  38. 1 month ago
    LopiBats

    DC characters are always dying. No one cares anymore because they keep coming back.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >m-my character’s totally original power makes it inevitable that your character will die…
    Kratos noselled the Fates themselves, Kratos is not bound by anything and can defy all destiny

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of these days I want DC itself to get absolutely humbled

    • 1 month ago
      LopiBats

      DC is already garbage, what more can be done?

      • 1 month ago
        DoctorGreen

        selling their characters to marvel?

        • 1 month ago
          LopiBats

          Marvel is done too so there will be no difference.

          • 1 month ago
            DoctorGreen

            uh, selling Superman to Sony?

            • 1 month ago
              LopiBats

              I forgot Sony existed.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sell to anime.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >they uploaded another standalone fight
    >it's Korra va Storm
    Someone needs to ask what their thought process is when it comes to these uploads.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    “Holy Crap, this is worse than that time I beat Yogiri in a Death Battle”

  43. 1 month ago
    DoctorGreen

    no new DB episodes so I started watching other vs channels
    >there is a whole vs channel where celebrities play yugioh
    kek, neat

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The CHADDEST Knight? SOLOS your favorite verse

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Batchad is canonically stronger than Toonforce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mymy victim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ......'s laundry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ...on opposite day

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Character that's claimed to be undefeatable because of NLF tier wanking
    I remember when Saitama used to have this going for him until he got FRAUDchecked, which one of our HEROES will check SISSYgiri?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno. Is there even a thematic matchup for him?

      • 1 month ago
        TirnanoSong

        The Brothers Death i suppose

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The PalGODS are HERE?!?!?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait a minute...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pokegays can't win this fight.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do Yogiri make

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well well well

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >who

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >goat that gets captured by kids isn't a god
      >somehow this is surprising
      Fodder verse. MY HERO solos

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Corpse worshiper talking shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shouldn't you be getting buttfricked by Slaanesh's wiener or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who ever called Arceus a god? He's an "Alpha Pokémon."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >creator of all things
        >It is said to have emerged from an egg in a place where there was nothing, then shaped the world.
        Sounds pretty easy to see why people consider it a god-figure

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >creator of all things
          It's just a myth. Read the whole sentence.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Literally every pokedex entry tells of it by myth and legend anon. That's all people know of Arceus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What if Arceus is a fraud

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >what if

    • 1 month ago
      DoctorGreen

      Joey Masuda debunks Heretics. You love to see it

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need thumbnails or at least a thumb and a nail.

    • 1 month ago
      Thumbnail Anon
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yogiri should probably fight someone who has these for max frickery
    https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Mystic_Eyes_of_Death_Perception

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not necessary, Yogiri gets BLITZED by The Flash.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, Flash dies before he could even process the thought.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Flash is faster than death, JOBgiri gets blitzed before he even knows what's happening.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Flash is faster than death
            He's faster than the Black Racer which is a mere aspect of Death. Yogiri's powers work differently.

            Yogiri would kill Black Racer too. In fact Yogiri could kill Death of the Endless.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Flash doesn't have Fate and End. Yogiri can't kill beings which have no end. Like Witches from Higurashi.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Yogiri can't kill...
                Wrong.

                He can kill everything and anything. Nothing escapes him. He's the Ultimate End of Everything.

                Yogiri is orders of magnitude more powerful than the entire DCverse and that includes the Presence and the Great Evil Beast. It's not even a debate. That's how much of a stomp it is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >He's the Ultimate End of Everything.
                Flash is beyond End of everything, prove me wrong.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >He's the Ultimate End of Everything.
                Yogiri vs Yogiri who wins?
                I mean time traveler's can just transfer another versions of yogiri in one timeline and just make them kill eachother.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This is actually works but entire Universe will collapse. The winner is Dr. Who.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Flash is beyond time and space. Flash is stronger. Flash basically restarts universe when it's dies after heat death.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You can wank Flash all you want, even max-wank Flash is weaksauce compared to Yogiri.

              Like I said, Yogiri shits on Death of the Endless even. Nothing in DC could ever be a threat to him. That's how powerful he is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What? Check Flashpoint before writing this. Yogiri can't kill beings which higher then Alfa and Omega. Which is why Medaka from Medaka box is stronger due to her copy ability.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Making shit up
                You're deluded and you don't know what you're talking about.

                Flash could never even be a threat to Yogiri. Not even the Presence is. Do you comprehend that? Yogiri could say "die" and the entire DC Omniverse will stop existing.

                Of course, you're just a deluded fanboy so you're going to continue to deny facts and logic because your emotionally connection to DC is greater than your intelligence.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing flash can time travel to kill Yogiri before the fight even Begins, or skip time into the future to kill him after he thinks his fodder abilities did something to flash.
                Also I'm still waiting for any proof about Yogiri's death Being faster than DC's death.

                Yogiri can kill the concept of death too. His powers literally has no limits. He's a parody of the overpowered Isekai protagonist.

                And the entire story is about villains (true immortals, supreme gods, multiverse-eaters, and conceptual embodiments) testing his abilities and dying. There's never even a fight.

                Because death in his universe is a pathetic and weak concept compared to other strong verses. No wonder he dies in less than a attosecond against Flash

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Good thing flash can time travel
                Like I've explained to you 5 times now...it doesn't work. It's been tried in his own manga, and it failed. There's no point in bringing it up.

                And the rest is just nonsense. DC is a trash verse compared to Instant Death. They're not even on the same level.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry bro, your instant death is too slow to Reach Flash, consider yourself lucky he doesn't just phase away from such fodder ability.

                Popeye was debunked in the first thread a few weeks ago. There's no point in humiliating this man further, just leave him to his delusions.

                >Popeye was [something that never happened]

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Instant is too slow
                Your IQ is too low. Seriously, take a step back, read what you wrote, think about it for a while and apologize for wasting people's time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Yogiri could say "die" and the entire DC Omniverse will stop existing.
                Flash is the reason this never happened. Yogiri is outversal, but Flash is outversal +1, he beat heat death to everything.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Flash could be infinitely times more powerful than the DC Omniverse and he would still be as much of a threat to Yogiri as a fruit fly.

                There's no point in even debating this. Yogiri can't lost. He's literally written to be the be-all end-all of vs debating. And all you're really doing now is proving that you've failed to comprehend that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >He's literally written to be the be-all end-all of vs debating
                Yet he jobs to Popeye.

                >Instant is too slow
                Your IQ is too low. Seriously, take a step back, read what you wrote, think about it for a while and apologize for wasting people's time.

                Sorry YogiriCuck, it's not our fault you can't rotate an apple in your head. Being moronic must be hard, specially when you try to argue for a character that loses so much after being written as "someone who can't lose"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Flash faster than end of everything.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ESL

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can the Flash blitz the Presence? No? Then he doesn't stand a chance against Yogiri because Yogiri scales above Supreme Gods.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The Presence is a concept and literal stand-in for irl God. SHITgiri is just fiction subject to His whim.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC in the novel there was a guy who had a knife that could cut any target from existence but it did nothing against Yogiri when he tried to

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You really hate Yogiri, huh?

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who should Rex fight?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cole MacGrath maybe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      his popular opponents are Blue Beetle and Max Steel

  52. 1 month ago
    LopiBats

    Wait why is James Gunn using “Truth, Justice, and the American Way” line despite DC nuking that saying a long time ago and replacing it with something else. Either someone is lying their asses off or DC comics is a complete farse that knows it’s niche.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Multiple Man (X-men) vs Dupli-kate (Invincible)

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NLFgiri
    Yup yup yup, this'll be over in a FLASH.

  55. 1 month ago
    LopiBats

    Reminder that James Gunn hates women.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ganondorf solos JOBgiri.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yogiri the second flash or Popeye look at him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, based, canon.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Of course, you're just a deluded fanboy so you're going to continue to deny facts and logic because your emotionally connection to DC is greater than your intelligence"
    >keeps using NFL
    Damn, he is actually moronic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NLFs and moronation go hand in hand for "solos fiction" charactergays.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is on the level of arguing that Tenten from Naruto could beat the Scarlet King.

    They're either profoundly moronic or they're just trolling, either way they're not worth your time.

    • 1 month ago
      TirnanoSong

      >This is on the level of arguing that Tenten from Naruto could beat the Scarlet King.
      Eh, the Metafoundation Scarlet Fool was a mortal slave. Tenten could beat that version of the King

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Yogirisissy argues back against Flash but remains silent against Popeye
    Yep yep, CHADeye humiliates this fraud once again!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Popeye was debunked in the first thread a few weeks ago. There's no point in humiliating this man further, just leave him to his delusions.

  61. 1 month ago
    LopiBats

    I can’t take Flashgays seriously.

  62. 1 month ago
    LopiBats

    Reminder that James Gunn has called female superheroes “bitches and hoes.”

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yogiri can't lost

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yogiri
    Unicron victim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yogiri says "die" and the Transformerverse never even existed.

      That's literally what would happen.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly for you Unicron exist outside time, your powers don't affect him SISSYgiri.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Sadly for you Unicron exist outside time,
          Doesn't matter he still dies.That's how Yogiri's powers work.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sadly for him Unicron doesn't give a shit about how his powers work. He returns and starts consuming Yogiri's planet
            What now?

            >Galactus dodges instant death
            He can't. No one can. It's not even a "thing."

            You haven't read the LN and you don't understand the subject matter being discussed.

            He can, the author himself said he might not be able to affect stuff from outside his own verse. What now? Galactus is faster than him so he will activate the nullifier to erase him, what does he do?

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Removes Yogiri from existence with the Ultimate Nullifier

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Galactus dies, the UN dies. Yogiri moves on as if nothing happened.

      That's how it would go. That's how his powers work.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Galactus dodges instant death by entering a pocket dimension outside of Yogiri's powers
        >"I've seen your powers Ender of everything, but now almighty Galactus must feed"
        >Yogiri dies
        What now?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Galactus dodges instant death
          He can't. No one can. It's not even a "thing."

          You haven't read the LN and you don't understand the subject matter being discussed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >That's how his powers work
        powers of a mary Sue

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Written like a Gary Stu
          >Still isn't strong enough to solo fiction

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it do be like that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sure. But that doesn't change the fact that no fictional character can defeat him.

          The only way you could even begin to argue against this would be if you ignored the original Light Novels.

          The best you could argue for is perhaps a stalemate against a true omnipotent, but even that would be paradoxical. But neither Marvel, DC, or DBS has any of those.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            counter point: forget he ever existed in fiction

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So, since you ignored the question, I know the answer. No, he has not actually destroyed a concept, so all this talk of he could kill Death, and the Presence, or other fundamental pieces of universe is just your head canon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >true omnipotent
            you either omnipotent or not, don’t to bring up this “true omnipotent“

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not just Yogiri. There are plenty of LN characters these days that would wipe their asses with Marvel and DC Comics.

    Marvel and DC are mid because they're not written to win.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ESLgiri is still crying
    KWAB!

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Our HEROES are coming together just to mock JOBgiri
    Holy BASED

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >muh flash
    Tsk-tsk

  70. 1 month ago
    LopiBats

    Both of the characters are moronic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      be pacific

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >SISSYgiri is having a breakdown

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A meltdown is the only logical conclusion after realizing that he's all bark, no bite, such is the fate of all FRAUDS.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      again? how many times do we have to teach that old man a lesson

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yogiri
    Pathetic.

    • 1 month ago
      LopiBats

      GLgay LOL

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. yogirigay

        • 1 month ago
          LopiBats

          Who the frick is yogiri? If it’s not capeshit then I don’t care.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Who the frick is yogiri?
            it’s probably best that you and I don’t know

            • 1 month ago
              LopiBats

              Anime is dogshit btw and capeshit is even worse.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yogiri? Loses to Royd Lloyd turning into him thus making Royd Lloyd immune to Yogiri's hax but Royd Lloyd still has his Sternritter powers so he kills Yogiri hand to hand.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Father Time is undefeated and Yogiri is about the learn that the hard way.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All the characters mentioned in this thread SOLO Yogiri btw

  76. 1 month ago
    LopiBats

    The big 3 were always shit. Bleach being the worst with the only saying grace that Ichigo wasn’t a fricking moron glutton.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So... This Yogiri guy. Besides his meme instant death, what else can he do?
    If a guy who can just exist while being death/non existent Walks towards him and smacks his head what can he do against it?
    Some good defensive powers? Can he throw hands?

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yogiri
    Doesn't work for me uce

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Showa Godzilla beats all the other incarnations of the character
    The reasoning?
    Your average powerlevelgay might say "Because he's 4D because ZF because of this statement because of etc" and so on and so forth.
    This is incorrect.
    He beats them because he can actually throw hands

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he was written to always win!
    Interesting...

  81. 1 month ago
    LopiBats

    Am I the only one shocked that a Flashgay was infesting these threads? I thought they didn’t exist after their movie flopped.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I got a plan guys

  83. 1 month ago
    DoctorGreen

    >wanking the Flash this hard because of homie Flash
    Idiotic
    The Yogiri of DC is Death The Endless; Literally the same thing.
    Flash is fodder

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Death of the Endless cannot do anything to the Endless family. Therefore there are four of them.

      • 1 month ago
        CapeworldComics

        She actually can. She escorted Morpheus out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't the Endless family supposed to complement each other. If one of them goes rogue, everyone else will intervene.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Her lore literally says she'll take her last sibling, Destiny, after all the rest, and turn the lights out on creation itself before leaving and locking the door behind her.

        She actually can. She escorted Morpheus out.

        She was also there for the original Despair.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She actually can. She escorted Morpheus out.

        To my knowledge the only ones Death doesn't have power over is Lucifer, Michael and The Presence.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The Presence is not a character in DC's fiction. Both Michael and Lucifer will (in Michael's case has) be taken by Death before the end.

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JOBgiri can't beat Godzilla, his contract is too strong.

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sneaks and Jumps Yogiri while he's exhausted
    ZEHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Love the fat bastard, dude struggles every day but somehow still keeps climbing the OP world

  86. 1 month ago
    CapeworldComics

    I want to find a match for them. But the only other kid hero teams I'm aware of are magical girls. Are there any 4 person magical girl teams?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not really.

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yogiri
    Fresh assmeat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The thumbnail makes him look like a cross-eyed derp.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did Yujiro REALLY have to rape the poor guy?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        look at those sexy shoulders. feisty lil minx was asking for it

        • 1 month ago
          LopiBats

          Shut up b***h

        • 1 month ago
          DoctorGreen

          shut up, b***h

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shut, up, b***h.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up, b***h.

      • 1 month ago
        DoctorGreen

        >defeat enemy
        >rape him
        My mind may be spoiler by ao3 fics but what is wrong with this?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You read gay rape fanfiction?

          • 1 month ago
            DoctorGreen

            >You read gay rape fanfiction?
            I AM studying the ways of total analhilation
            This world is mine for the taking and so is your ass
            Learn not to upset me

            So Yes, do you have an issue?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >>You read gay rape fanfiction?
              >I AM
              Done.

  88. 1 month ago
    LopiBats

    Snyder and films were a piece of shit but killing off villains and goons were the right thing to do.

    Reminder that Batman has killed in the movies and no one cared. Only comictards with their shitty low selling comics carss about this.

  89. 1 month ago
    LopiBats

    Reminder that Batman got easily stabbed in TDKR but comictards made a whole fricking thread on how that should’ve never happened in a bunch of shit comics where Batman also peed himself and got raped.

    People who like comics = desperate dumbasses with shit standards.

  90. 1 month ago
    LopiBats

    The Batman is better than any of the Batman comics that came out in the last decade.

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the chick with the heart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s Frisk. From Undertale.

  92. 1 month ago
    LopiBats

    Reminder that Superman snapping Zod’s neck was the right thing to do. The movie was just typical Zack Snyder shit that made no sense.

    Batman killing in BVS was justified but his entire motivation was just moronic because Snyder only makes bad movies with shit weekend drops.

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Goku irl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Technically he didn’t say that he lost the fight.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Usually if someone breaks into your house and get caught they try to kill you to not get throw in jail.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like he earned a zenkai boost.

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Solution to Yogiri: kill him. It's that easy.

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >listtroongiri

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ACKNOWLEDGE ME

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *flushes toilet*

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