No one asked for this fight.
I did it anyway. Because I love gorillas and comic books. The history of Congo Bill is fascinatingly bizarre and kind of sad towards the end after what Alan Moore did to him.
I can't remember whatever Allan Moore did, but James Robison made him flamboyantly gay. This of course was after the Vertigo mini that made him a homicidal CIA operative responsible for Rwanda's genocidal conflict between the Hutu and Tutsis.
Sorry it wasn't the official Israel account, it was posted by these "Stand with us" guys and retweeted by the Israel official account.
https://twitter.com/StandWithUs/status/1399032857713127424?t=EBff7aklRPrr2IKnD9w9cA&s=19
I am amazed. I hope he has lore, because I want to do a match with him.
Hey anons, so today is somewhat special as it's the 1-year anniversary of me doing these thumbnails. As of now, I've made 4275 pics for you guys, and I'm happy to have gotten to see so much usage out of them in these threads (and vids too, apparently. Nice, Otto). Hope to see more of what is to come with you guys
Keep up the wonderful work!
How about Atomic Knights (DC) vs Brotherhood of Steel? I've been thinking a lot about this one. I think Durvale vs Lost Hills could make an interesting and unique matchup.
I can't remember whatever Allan Moore did, but James Robison made him flamboyantly gay. This of course was after the Vertigo mini that made him a homicidal CIA operative responsible for Rwanda's genocidal conflict between the Hutu and Tutsis.
Oh, post-Crisis was just fricking awful for poor Congo Bill.
>Moore
Becomes a burn-out, his son is a yuppie that wants to exploit him for television, killed a woman and hid it from the cops, in the end forsakes his humanity to live as a gorilla.
>Congorilla mini by Englehart
Son goes evil, steals the gorilla body, starts killing people. Congo Bill has to kill him.
>Vertigo
Exactly what you said.
>Cry for Justice
Ostensibly straight friend to the gay Starman. His monkey friends get genocided and he's left to cry...for justice! His human body is killed so he's stuck as a gorilla.
It's like everyone decided after Crisis to just take a collective shit on the character.
3 months ago
Thumbnail Anon
Hmm. Got another pic of the Knights in mind? This one's fine but the Brotherhood don't have complimentary pics
3 months ago
Anonymous
Idk about Otto, but the Knights should be mounted on thier giant Dalmatians.
Alex victory:
Power: Victory Embodiment | Absolute Invincibility: Alex Victory's existence is literally "I'm always stronger, always higher, always faster, and always better. He is always more You than You yourself. Because of this, he is absolutely unable to lose, embodying Victory.
Nah Medeka's copy power has limits. copying and use other people power's that put too much stress on her body can kill her. which was why Medaka can't copy Iihiko's powers. and why she can't use Theme Song as often as Hinokage could she can copy their abilities not their stats. and if their abilities is too taxing she can't really use it. Alex victory doesn't seem to having limits can even copy stats and other bs.
>"He only wanted to stop falling, but if he wasn’t careful, he could erase gravity from the entire world as well. When erasing formless phenomena or concepts, limiting the area of effect was incredibly difficult."
Hey anons, so today is somewhat special as it's the 1-year anniversary of me doing these thumbnails. As of now, I've made 4275 pics for you guys, and I'm happy to have gotten to see so much usage out of them in these threads (and vids too, apparently. Nice, Otto). Hope to see more of what is to come with you guys
Alan Grant vs. Milo Thatch
Mainly trying to think of a good matchup for Alan, but most of the ones that first come to mind are unfair, like Indiana Jones
>(x) doubt
ok, its more she's my fiancée, but still; sometimes being a goofball gets you pussy, try it. >why?
racism.
yeah.
she thinks they're blackwashing her
It's one of those areas where you have to be more autistic to enjoy. The author might write a scene where a character kills 30 people in a room within 5 seconds, not thinking about the math, but it's fun to know exactly how fast you'd have to be moving for the feat.
It depends on how it's used in the debate.
When applied correctly calcs and math can be fun to mess around with (you still have to be a little autistic to enjoy such things though) but most of the times it is unnecessary or just used to wank a character above other exaggerating a feat.
We don't need math to determine Omniman destroying an asteroid the size of Texas is bigger than anything Homelander has ever done. But if (for example) someone wanted to know who wins between Lapis lazuli (Steven Universe) and Genos (one punch man) it would be useful to calculate the energy required for their biggest feats (Lapis lifting Earth's oceans Vs Genos blowing up a meteor) because that's not as straight forward to see who is more impressive.
Also in the context of Death Battle is different because calcs and huge petatons of TNT are something that they made part of their style. I was disappointed when they didn't calculate how strong must be Makima's attacks to send Chainsawman to orbit (not because I think that would have changed the result, I just wanted to see how they would calc and measure CSM's mass and distance he traveled)
>Defeated Randy Orton, Aj Styles and LA Knight
ITS THE THUGGISH RUGGISSHHHHH BOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE
Rannndyyyyy
AYYYYY JAAAAAAAYY
Rommmmaaaan’s in the hoooouseee
ELLLLLL AYE KNIGHT is in the hooousee
And the Wiiiiiiise Maaaann
I'm still a romangay, but I agree that the rumble this year was pretty ass. I don't wanna hear shit from marks talking about how HHH is the saviour booker because with vince at least if the show was mid you'll get some wild and unexpected shit at some point. Triple H books shows like an Arby's worker.
We need more curveball Death Battle matchups. Are there any good matchups for Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party? What are some other weird/obscure characters you'd like to see show up on DB?
Balsac or Beefcake the Mighty from GWAR. Both are relentless killers like Brian, and they're all second fiddle to the main act(Oderus or Blothar, Danny Sexbang).
I'd imagine Ichi would win. I mean, Butthole brings some real weapons, like the Katana and the Crossbow, but he's still a 10 year old. Ichi has bats and the like, but he's a 30 something year old man, so he's better stat wise. Though Butthole can time travel with his farts, so that might give him the edge.
Honestly it solely depends how real you count the fights with literal construction vehicles in terms of canon.
Dunno what IF gives since I haven't picked it up yet but I doubt it reaches 200+ tons of metal that can smash down buildings.
I imagine they did beat the construction equipment with random objects, because Kiryu and Majima did all kinds of crazy shit in the other games, Ichi should be on par with them, and beating a bulldozer with a bat seems like a properly Yakuza move. I did forget one very important thing, Butthole is massively more durable. In the first game he gets shot with flaming arrows, lasers, mauled by bears, and bitten by zombies. In the second one he gets slapped around by an elder god, and a massive genetic monstrosity, I can't remember if the Tardicaca DLC had anything really crazy to fight, but it did add Mintberry Crunch to the party, who defeated Cthulhu.
Honestly it solely depends how real you count the fights with literal construction vehicles in terms of canon.
Dunno what IF gives since I haven't picked it up yet but I doubt it reaches 200+ tons of metal that can smash down buildings.
And when I say 'Canon' I mean if they actually swung bats, purses, steel chairs and umbrellas at them until they stopped or it was all part of Ichi's mental and physical trauma induced psychosis
Consider the following.
Shin Ryu split Gill off from Alex so it's not entirely impossible for him to separate Jin from his power. Considering He and Kazuya can exist without the Devil Powers the argument can be made they're somewhat separate entities from themselves.
well geez fella, i think these threads are great for friendly debate! say, who do you think wins between spider-man and Batman? they've not done that one in my world yet, but it JUST beat Scooby vs courage in the poll!
Reminder that most black batgays hate Matt reeves and Superman because the former tells them that a skinny white frick is more successful than their fatasses and latter reminds them of their daddy who use to beat them.
>Surely they're finally going to use him this season.
Assuming, the season starts in May again, that would probably be enough time to pick up any new feats Tekken 8 gives. We're long overdue for another fighting game episode regardless. >What are his best matchups?
Iori and Rugal from KoF and Yujiro. >Does he win?
Maybe? People are acting like the new feats in 8 are a crazy buff, so if he didn't before he should be able to now.
I'm just glad his win over KoF is more definite now, I wonder if Harada gave them feats because of the death battle, usually fighting game feats of that level move at a snail's pace
From lobsters, to trees, now a fricking Cat. Is there any other seemingly harmless thing that is actually a Multiversal buster you want to share with us?
the scp is seen as a Cinemaphile post that can destroy all fictional and real omniverses no matter what anyone says
the scp is self aware and able to win any debate no matter the argument given
Alright, out of all the fanbases in the world, which would you say is the most defensive when it comes to powerlevels? Like, they seem to take genuine offense at the mere IDEA of their character losing to someone who isn't from their series.
Why do Supergays feel the need to complain? Unless you have a “Frick Batman” advertised in a trailer, or a group of casuals saying “Frick Batman” and “Gotham is ass” there’s no need to feel insecure.
I don’t get it. Batman has been jobbing and treated way worse and has been used far more for Superman worship than the other way around. Though some Batgays are browns with low IQs.
Goku is a non-factor because he’s not capeshit and is moronic as frick really.
The only good thing in this game is that Wonder Woman gets raped.
Batman getting shot in the head is a nonfactor since he’s always dying, so I’m use to it.
I can understand people liking Raiden (because of Rising), Dante, and Bayonetta (Origins made her the best-written one), but I will never understand people who hype up to high heavens 2B, Virgil, and Jeanne. And yes, Jeannegays do exist.
2B has comparable feats to Raiden like with her flight unit lifting a giant saw hand and it also being easily capable of traveling from orbit to the Earth in a few minutes, plus there’s stuff with her hacking capabilities and being able to fight against people that can conjure up twisters.
Technically she’d be able to somewhat scale to it anyhow since it’s already what powers her. I’m also pretty sure that she destroys a frickton of MBs in the boss fight that takes place at the circus.
2B/A2 does "die" from motherbox explosions.
Yet their bodies are so durable they are in decent state afterwards and you can even recover equipment from them later on.
Unless Raiden knows about the Yorha HQ, 2B can just come back, suicide bomb, then get a new body until Raiden dies.
2B/A2 does "die" from motherbox explosions.
Yet their bodies are so durable they are in decent state afterwards and you can even recover equipment from them later on.
Unless Raiden knows about the Yorha HQ, 2B can just come back, suicide bomb, then get a new body until Raiden dies.
But yeah she is one of those characters that have reliant inmortality.
Any foe she faces MUST KNOW about her HQ to be able to take her down permanently. Otherwise its just war of attrition
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3 months ago
Anonymous
Here is the interesting thing.
2B/A2 does "die" from motherbox explosions.
Yet their bodies are so durable they are in decent state afterwards and you can even recover equipment from them later on.
Unless Raiden knows about the Yorha HQ, 2B can just come back, suicide bomb, then get a new body until Raiden dies.
Neutral battleground, I don't think she gets access to a whole factory base with android personnel as baseline equipment. Though CU did get a bonfire.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Superman got the 5d suns despite not being ascended to that plane vs goku 3
3 months ago
Anonymous
Superman can move through dimensions at will, I don't think 2B can, though she did wind up in Soul Calibur somehow. Maybe they really can 3D print her through dimensions directly to the chosen battleground.
Makima got her whole army despite her not carrying them around like a fricking pokemon. Though admittedly, 2b might be too overpowered with that respawn thing.
I didn't watch the Makima episode so I don't know if that's appropriate. The factory might be a serious unbalancing factor against a low-grade character like Raiden Metalgear, though.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Can't Raiden just leave the battlefield after defeating 2b once? I mean, from my experience of playing the game, 2b respawns all the way out in outer space and has to travel manually back to where she died. I don't see why Raiden would stick around.
3 months ago
Anonymous
It would be if 2b had NO WAY of killing raiden and raiden could just kill her forever over and over.
2B however has a mountain to island level self detonation, which is far above anything armstrong or himself has.
3 months ago
Anonymous
who the frick remotely implied 2b vs superman?
anywho it being a "neutral realm" is not a hard requirement in death battle as explained above.
also superman cannot travel to the 5th SPACIAL dimesnion on his own he needed help
3 months ago
Anonymous
>who the frick remotely implied 2b vs superman?
No one, but
Superman got the 5d suns despite not being ascended to that plane vs goku 3
brought up 5D suns as an example of "outside help."
3 months ago
Anonymous
it is outside help.
the world forger's realm was unnecesible for superman and needed to be raised to that dimension.
the point was that stuff like the Yorha HQ would not be that out of the ordinary for death battle.
3 months ago
Anonymous
He can sundip off any suns you idiot.
3 months ago
Anonymous
not 5d suns tho
3 months ago
Anonymous
Does it matter?
3 months ago
Anonymous
yes cuz superman was raised to a higher dimension he cannot just go on his own to do his feat vs forger.
the point is that death battle does give outside help in fights
3 months ago
Anonymous
Makima got her whole army despite her not carrying them around like a fricking pokemon. Though admittedly, 2b might be too overpowered with that respawn thing.
>2B has comparable feats to Raiden
I was talking about people liking excessively 2B despite not being that good of a character compared to the other 3. I didn't mean feat-wise.
I love baiting people with Superman. the frothing at the mouth with mere mention of his name always sends out the insecure brown shitters to come out so I can frick with them.
Baiting Supergays rarely works, they ignore the shit out of me 90% of time. So I gave up on them.
Are we really implying that the Forgers dimension had like super giga amped stars when even the normal humans who were there weren’t even remotely impacted by them? I’m pretty sure that if the 5D suns were THAT much stronger than normal ones, Bruce would’ve burnt up upon entering the realm, and Myx would’ve give them something to keep them safe from any adverse effects within that dimension.
Yes, they were. Can you provide any proof or evidence that suggests those stars were somehow stronger than normal ones? Being “5D” doesn’t prove anything since the fifth dimension itself wasn’t anything special as everyone could function there normally from what I remember.
??? Confirms what? You didn’t even go against my argument, because I’m not saying that the stars were not from the fifth dimension, I’m saying that they weren’t anything special because everyone was fricking fine after being exposed to them. Concess your face against my balls you tard.
>My character is stronger because they offhandedly said this easily debunked thing in a random interview from 20 years ago.
On a scale from one to ten how pissed off are you with this?
>My character is stronger because they offhandedly said this easily debunked thing in a random interview from 20 years ago.
On a scale from one to ten how pissed off are you with this?
That's obviously a jab at Kratos, not Dante.
The latter is worse because his supporters straight-up make fake interview scans while pretending to be game developers. On the other hand, Kratos's fans exaggerate out-of-context statements from developers during interviews in which they get asked tough questions off-guard, so they improvise answers that are forgotten and never made it to the actual games or lore books.
Asura should objectively win but almost everyone is so desperate to force the Kratos W because he's the more popular character, to the point even DB researchers side with him and spout nonsense.
Based on the perception of a God, Villain Descendingsword exists outside of the parameters of matter and energy. He exists outside of the parameters of time and space. His very consciousness is inactive. Even with his interactions with atomic and subatomic particles, even an Omniscient God cannot link to his mind.
Honest question: Why do some people think that Frisk/Chara aren’t uni+? I mean Undertale is pretty direct when it comes to this stuff. >Asriel’s Hyper Goner could wipe out a timeline when he’s not even at full power, Frisk tanks it >Flowey with six souls could freely manipulate multiple save files (aka “timelines”) and should be on par with Azzy, Frisk tanks his attacks the entire time >Chara is fully capable of erasing all game data, which wipes out all timelines, with one attack and can infect future realities, Frisk has their power the entire game
The first two are adequately explained within the context of the game of being a sort of Magic A beats Magic B. Additionally, Frisk is noted by Flowey somehow getting Flowey's powers at the same time that Flowey loses them, so it is likely that there is some special factor at play.
As for Chara? Yeah that one is hard. We don't know that much about Chara beyond that one example.
Ultimately though, in context of what gets described as physically happening in the game, Frisk never gets hit with anything that isn't implicitly or explicitly magic. We cannot even really give them the damage that they can inflict on Mettaton, as we know from Genocide that the Level of Violence makes Frisk one shot MTTNeo but not Spear of Justice Undyne.
Undyne herself is the only one that we see interact on a nonmagic scenario, as she dehydrates in Hotland, throws furniture and such in animations, and is described as lifting up a boulder.
If we take this as a universal feat cause of time manipulation then Crazy Dave and Dr. Zomboss are universal cause they wrecked the world and caused spacetime rifts multiple times with time travel through the Plants vs Zombies series.
Anon…where are you getting time manipulation from? I think you’re confusing “timelines” for time travel shenanigans, because Asriel and Chara are just destroying them.
The first two are adequately explained within the context of the game of being a sort of Magic A beats Magic B. Additionally, Frisk is noted by Flowey somehow getting Flowey's powers at the same time that Flowey loses them, so it is likely that there is some special factor at play.
As for Chara? Yeah that one is hard. We don't know that much about Chara beyond that one example.
Ultimately though, in context of what gets described as physically happening in the game, Frisk never gets hit with anything that isn't implicitly or explicitly magic. We cannot even really give them the damage that they can inflict on Mettaton, as we know from Genocide that the Level of Violence makes Frisk one shot MTTNeo but not Spear of Justice Undyne.
Undyne herself is the only one that we see interact on a nonmagic scenario, as she dehydrates in Hotland, throws furniture and such in animations, and is described as lifting up a boulder.
I feel like you missed the point of what I was saying, unless you’re implying that Frisk and Chara could perform these feats due to Human Determination being superior to Monster Determination, even though in both scenarios the person they were up again (Azzy/Flowey, Frisk) had Human Determination++++++. Yes, having more Determination than another means that you’ll be stronger, but the point about Frisk tanking a Hyper Goner, which surprised even As, still stands. When it comes to Flowey, the only real special factor present was the six human souls trying to keep Frisk alive via supplying health, but otherwise they were still full on handling Flowey’s Save manipulation, nukes, and beams.
Determination resists soul damage. Magic hurts the souls of humans. Flowey/Asriel still only attack with magic, so Frisk is able to resist it with their suitably strong Determination as well as whatever allows them to affect the progression of time (an ability Flowey notes as having had previously until Frisk showed up).
Additionally, the damage that Frisk/Chara are able to inflict on monsters reflects a relationship that factors in their will to hurt vs the monster's will to fight.
Because magic affects the soul directly when used on humans or monsters, we ought to infer any time the soul appears in context of taking an attack that magic is being used.
Combined, Asriel and Flowey could not beat Frisk because Frisk has determination that protects their soul. In these instances, Asriel and Flowey both have an immense amount of determination that allows them to withstand the attacks of (in Flowey's case) Lv 19 Frisk.
To this day, nobody has refuted the idea that Kratos sincerely thought it was a reasonably and likely outcome that he was getting mauled by a regular bear in Ragnarok.
Or that the Chad KING HROLF HRAKI, who's just a random undead human berserker, is considered the ultimate superboss of the game who can twoshot Kratos. Again, in Ragnarok.
>Persian army conquered 3 multiverses. >some bandit in the god of war audio novel stalemated a Valkyrie in combat >the Last Sparian Soldier took hits from Katos and the blades of athena (which are capable of cutting titans) also tanked a giant lighting bolt from Zeus
Godbros...the day of the humanCHADs comes closer
Well I mean he canonically killed a time-travelling sand demon by splashing it with water so...y'know, add "can kill achronal beings" to his vsbattles page
I wish we could go back to the old style of debate with some feats being tossed out as outliers against the more consistent showings of a character. The Death Battle style of hunting for the strongest possible interpretations of feats has really poisoned the battleboarding community into having zero media literacy. Alongside that, it creates these scenarios where it is hard to fact check claims about characters because access to the media isn't always universal.
>he says this with a straight face >he hasn't read the old vsbattles profiles for both Demonbane and the Chaos Gods >he hasn't read the CURRENT profiles for Link, the Belmonts and Gwyn
Bold of you to assume the battleboarding community EVER had any media literacy lmao
>outliers
I agree everything today is a wankfest and the problem with that is that you're not comparing the accurate version of characters anymore at that point. You've just invented some imagininary fanfic version who is mftl and "outerversal" despite being far below that in most of their canon showings.
They're not, the diaper demons have a U shaped red line, while those two have a Red Circle.
Then again this IS Toriyama who is senile and probably forgot what the symbol looks like.
Sans is faster thanks to Napstablook closing their window faster than light can reach, and can bypass infinity with telekinesis and gravity manipulation
The One Above All.
Sans is slightly "more real" than TOAA, because Marvel is connected to DC through crossover, with DC in turn having concepts of a Writer and white sheet which is Monitor Mind
Yamcha.
Because he's jobbed so much he's never killed a single person!
Sans is slightly faster thanks to Napstablook and can keep distance with teleports, overwhelming Yamcha with Danmaku that breaks his soul
Motherfricker was shoving innocent people into death traps to solve puzzles and even dying wasn't enough to stop him from just climbing out to kill some more, whatever it is it's higher than Genocide Route Chara's for sure
You forget that Chara was willing to poison and kill themself for the sake of MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER. Literally did a death fusion dance with Azzy just to go and kill the humans in the village and probably a pisston more. There’s also the fact that they love murder so much they will literally kill everyone, destroy and create all of reality, and then repeat the process.
Eh I'd put that on par with Kratos being willing to enter the underworld just to kill Hades. Because y'know, in ancient greece dying was tantamount to walking into the underworld anyway.
See, I'm no GOW wanker but I'm pretty sure Kratos is smarter than that come the Norse era. At least emotionally speaking, but that comes more from experience than anything else
3 months ago
Anonymous
Emotional Intelligence is not a thing. It will never be a thing, and people who believe in it are actually low IQ.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Emotional intelligence is a thing, it's just that men suck at it so they need to pretend it doesn't exist.
3 months ago
Anonymous
ywnbaw
3 months ago
Anonymous
ywnbaw
Also here's what "Emotional Intelligence" gets you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAlI0pbMQiM
3 months ago
Anonymous
Odin, Tyr, Mimir and Freya are for sure smarter. Heimdall chose to be dumb but he could've been smart. Thor, Magni and Modi were dumb as bricks
Kratos is canonically omniscient due to his godly powers and beat all of Daedelus' puzzles who was the smartest human being in all of mythological greece making Kratos canonically the smartest character in all of GoW
3 months ago
Anonymous
Daedalus*
You're officially dumber than Kratos
3 months ago
Anonymous
Everyone is, Kratos is a godly genius
3 months ago
Anonymous
In his dreams
3 months ago
Anonymous
...which become reality, because Kratos is an omnipotent metaphysical god
3 months ago
Anonymous
u got another thing coming if you think imma read all that
3 months ago
Anonymous
KINGtos
3 months ago
Anonymous
If you mean the workshop from GoW my 7 year old apergers nephew beat them effortlessly
3 months ago
Anonymous
gameplay contrivance. Not reflective of the lore.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>the games aren't canon
3 months ago
Anonymous
the gameplay isn't canon. The game story is, and Kratos outsmarted Daedalus and is canonically omniscient.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I could probably beat him at chess
3 months ago
Anonymous
Kratos has Flash or Superman level speed and reaction time. In the time it takes you to think of 1 move he's plotted out billions of different strategies
3 months ago
Anonymous
And he still lost to me
3 months ago
Anonymous
And yet he still beat me
3 months ago
Anonymous
May I see?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Only so many ways anyone can win at chess. It's not a good metric for supergenius intelligence
3 months ago
Anonymous
Sadly chess has been memed to shit as the 'Highest form of intelligence one can display'.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>kratos >omniscient
And yet he still can't defeat spawn
3 months ago
Anonymous
early season moronation, they hadn't had the lore proven by God of KINGS 2018
3 months ago
Anonymous
WEAKtos jobs to spawn even with lore wank
3 months ago
Anonymous
Kratos is multiversal to boundless. He murders Spawn easily.
3 months ago
Anonymous
He's canonically bear level.
KINGtos
CLOWNtos.
gameplay contrivance. Not reflective of the lore.
the gameplay isn't canon. The game story is, and Kratos outsmarted Daedalus and is canonically omniscient.
>murdering a 10 year old boy and making a joke at his expense about the humiliating way you killed him
Not a good look for a superhero. I wonder what the rest of the Justice League would think of this.
Kratos has Flash or Superman level speed and reaction time. In the time it takes you to think of 1 move he's plotted out billions of different strategies
Yet he still jobs hard to Pit, Asura, Spawn, and Wonder Woman.
The more I think about it the more I realize this will likely be the MU they'll choose for Kratos's next appearance in the show.
Kratos Vs Ashura has the problem of being a complete Mismatch depending on what version of Kratos do you use
Wanktos Vs Seiya/WW/Anyone who can fraudcheck him has the problem of being objectively a match only made for Wanktos to lose
But Kratos Vs Doom Slayer is actually balanced because both have ridiculous wank that comes from sources outside of their games, so they can just treat it the same way they did CU VS Dovahkiin.
Vsbw is a meme site that severely downplays kratos for fear he'd dwarf all their weaker verses.
Kratos has outsmarted ACTUAL geniuses.
Goku is canonically moronic.
An ACTUAL DEV who CONFIRMS that Kratos is INFINITE LAYERS INTO BOUNDLESS
Done. Kratos is King.
Vsbw is a meme site that severely downplays kratos for fear he'd dwarf all their weaker verses.
Kratos has outsmarted ACTUAL geniuses.
Goku is canonically moronic.
Why would he publicly tweet a reaction to a question? DMs are made for questions, he gets millions of outside-dm questions a day which is why he can't answer there
because only approved mutuals are allowed to DM him.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Any evidence that these images are real?
3 months ago
Anonymous
They were accepted by vsbattle, which proves they were subject to proper and vigorous checks by multiple individuals for authenticity.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Vsbw is a meme site that severely downplays kratos for fear he'd dwarf all their weaker verses.
Kratos has outsmarted ACTUAL geniuses.
Goku is canonically moronic.
Explain.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Two different KratosSCHOLARS arguing over their differing perspectives on the rich biblical lore of our omnipotent hero
3 months ago
Anonymous
Two morons (probably the same person) contradicting themselves. Many such cases
3 months ago
Anonymous
Autism
3 months ago
Anonymous
Two God of War GENIUSES transforming this den of debauchery into their gilded Hall of debate; as the greek philosophers they are no doubt descended from; the correct interpretation to the many Tomes of Triumph, that encapsulate the Odyssey, of our Inspiration and KING...Kratos the Wise; God of Hope.
>Sukuna is physically incapable of Killing Naruto
But that's not True.
In Naruto You use your chakra to enhance the strength of certain body parts, otherwise You are just a very strong human.
Sukuna could theorically bypass it and attack the Inner Organs directly.
That's just the same thing Jujutsu Sorcerers do, but Naruto's chakra is more versatile, less vulnerable and prone to disruptions, and way more abundant. Also he can heal wounds so unless he gets one shot by said internal damage he is not dying to it.
And that's without mentioning the abysmal speed advantage Naruto has, or the huge advantage in AP and endurance.
>all that wank just to keep losing against Diana
No wonder Kratosgays are growing more and more delusional, they want to reach a level of fantasy high enough to make up entire imaginary feats so their fraud stands a chance against The Wonder Woman.
>Kratos couldn't do shit against Atlas >Diana beat both DC's and Marvel's Hercules (both able to hold the infinite cosmos) and even superman (who just did the same thing)
Kratosbros... That girl can no diff our whole Greek pantheon, we better keep our asses on Scandinavia... Or we are Cooked!
i-i think he should fight zagreus from hades because-because JK rowling is EVIL! (a child can be heard screaming for help) children being trafficked is victimless! Raven beats pheonix! (the sounds of me, the speedophile, killing the child can be heard)
No. Yhwach has much more stamina than she does. If she makes a new dimension he just destroy it, many times as he deems necessary. She runs out of juice and dies.
He also metaphysically dodge infinite light.
and battled Thor who conceptually splintered the infinite beyond time and space Yggdrasil metaphysically. There is nothing moronic about it.
Our HEROES…
No one asked for this fight.
I did it anyway. Because I love gorillas and comic books. The history of Congo Bill is fascinatingly bizarre and kind of sad towards the end after what Alan Moore did to him.
I can't remember whatever Allan Moore did, but James Robison made him flamboyantly gay. This of course was after the Vertigo mini that made him a homicidal CIA operative responsible for Rwanda's genocidal conflict between the Hutu and Tutsis.
So 2-0 DC. Still a fun matchup I liked the battle at the end.
What do we think about Israel's mightiest hero? Who's his best match up?
Why does he have those stupid raised white lines on only one arm? Pisses me off
My best guess? It's a subtle reference to Boaz and Jachin.
If Iron Dome is real I might actually run this match.
They are goyim foreskins to keep him young
I love that I can't tell if this is a parody or not.
Best matchup is Arabian Knight, no contest.
This was posted by the official Israel twitter account...
Link?
Sorry it wasn't the official Israel account, it was posted by these "Stand with us" guys and retweeted by the Israel official account.
https://twitter.com/StandWithUs/status/1399032857713127424?t=EBff7aklRPrr2IKnD9w9cA&s=19
I am amazed. I hope he has lore, because I want to do a match with him.
Keep up the wonderful work!
How about Atomic Knights (DC) vs Brotherhood of Steel? I've been thinking a lot about this one. I think Durvale vs Lost Hills could make an interesting and unique matchup.
Oh, post-Crisis was just fricking awful for poor Congo Bill.
>Moore
Becomes a burn-out, his son is a yuppie that wants to exploit him for television, killed a woman and hid it from the cops, in the end forsakes his humanity to live as a gorilla.
>Congorilla mini by Englehart
Son goes evil, steals the gorilla body, starts killing people. Congo Bill has to kill him.
>Vertigo
Exactly what you said.
>Cry for Justice
Ostensibly straight friend to the gay Starman. His monkey friends get genocided and he's left to cry...for justice! His human body is killed so he's stuck as a gorilla.
It's like everyone decided after Crisis to just take a collective shit on the character.
Hmm. Got another pic of the Knights in mind? This one's fine but the Brotherhood don't have complimentary pics
Idk about Otto, but the Knights should be mounted on thier giant Dalmatians.
Why is his design asymmetric?
Emara will take on this infidel "hero".
>Arab Child
Iron Dome's favorite type of victim!
Emarabros... .. .
It's amazing how that single pic created a whole trend of people drawing their favorite characters beating the shit out of this guy
Why?
The current conflict has a lot of people hating on Israel
why is he hitting himself?
Still?
Virtue signalers
because it was a goofy ass thing of israel supporters to post
What the hell
>Solos all of fiction.
Alex victory:
Power: Victory Embodiment | Absolute Invincibility: Alex Victory's existence is literally "I'm always stronger, always higher, always faster, and always better. He is always more You than You yourself. Because of this, he is absolutely unable to lose, embodying Victory.
I'm not joking btw look it up.
>Suggsverse unironically obliterates Yogiri via dimension-conceptualscalingwank
I know this isn't meant to be taken seriously but the idea of a power that makes the user better than anything he faces is an interesting concept
That's literally Medaka from Medaka Box, she copies any talent she fights against but then makes it better
All of Suggs ideas are stolen.
it's okay when jojo does it
Nah Medeka's copy power has limits. copying and use other people power's that put too much stress on her body can kill her. which was why Medaka can't copy Iihiko's powers. and why she can't use Theme Song as often as Hinokage could she can copy their abilities not their stats. and if their abilities is too taxing she can't really use it. Alex victory doesn't seem to having limits can even copy stats and other bs.
Loses to Anos.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CharacterRant/comments/s62ojq/stop_wanking_yogiri_he_isnt_as_strong_as_you/
Yogirisisters...our headcanon...
Wank will happen no matter how much logic there is given. Sort of like how people will deny woke=broke.
Same user made a respect thread for the character 16 days ago. Looks like he changed his mind.
… on opposite day.
Dr. Who is stronger.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BzAJw_l4Ne0
Void Shiki neg diff. She can kill everything even concepts and thoughts.
>void SHITki
Room level at best
t. Manchild with no savings
Lopi........ If you don't add a quote, it refers to YOU.........
>You can't kill a dream boy
Was proof ever provided that this character can kill concepts?
Or did death anon keep dodging?
>"He only wanted to stop falling, but if he wasn’t careful, he could erase gravity from the entire world as well. When erasing formless phenomena or concepts, limiting the area of effect was incredibly difficult."
If you need to fight the embodiment of the end, you need an avatar of The Beginning.
Here comes Yog Sothoth. Here comes Yog Sothoth.
Both job to the Ass Void.
Hey anons, so today is somewhat special as it's the 1-year anniversary of me doing these thumbnails. As of now, I've made 4275 pics for you guys, and I'm happy to have gotten to see so much usage out of them in these threads (and vids too, apparently. Nice, Otto). Hope to see more of what is to come with you guys
Rick Astley vs Chocolate Rain Guy.
Happy Namegay birthday.
Thanks for your service Thumbnail Anon.
Anyways, Goku BETRAYED and TRAPPED for a thousand years in the hyperbolic time chamber vs World War Hulk
Looks awesome, thanks!
Based
Now do /Db/ thread vs (All form) Thumbnail anon
/Db/ bros…….. . Can defeat him?
Iron Dome
Vs Emara
Hamas victim
yay
happy birthday to thumbing
Requesting Turnip Boy (Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion) vs Laika (Laika: Aged Through Blood) for the matchup with really funny thematic connections
Bat Boy vs Batbarian
Nice. Thank you, anon.
Sup man. I'd like to see bald Randy Orton circa 2009-2010 vs Tribal Chief Roman Reigns
LopiBats vs Tom King
I can one shot existence, so I win.
Alan Grant vs. Milo Thatch
Mainly trying to think of a good matchup for Alan, but most of the ones that first come to mind are unfair, like Indiana Jones
Gojo figure vs Rainbow Dash figure
https://mega.nz/file/UQohQK6I#qnlBG3jfgVrkJUKSEt_5IatbeU8uImyiXrsfORn_zQc
>RD is officially a brownskin tomboy by Hasbro
Huh
my wife legit lost all hype when she saw RD had darker skin in her figure
>anon has wife
(x) doubt
>lost hype due to dark-skin figure
why?
>(x) doubt
ok, its more she's my fiancée, but still; sometimes being a goofball gets you pussy, try it.
>why?
racism.
yeah.
she thinks they're blackwashing her
Juan Aguacate (Guacamelee) vs 'Muchacho Man' Randy Santos (WrestleQuest)
The Punisher Vs Billy Butcher (Marvel Vs The Boys)
I would like to see the Undertaker vs Spawn
Holland March and Jackson Healy vs Allen Gamble and Terry Hoitz
Is anime beginning to take over in the West?
>beginning
What is this suppose to prove? Gen Z eats tidepods and shoot each other over fried chicken. They also torture animals. Dumbass evil generation.
Seethe
I want you to go to your local mall right now and see how many families with kids you can find decked out in demon slayer merch
Can alastor beat yogiri? He's already dead
Does applying math and science to feats ruin power scaling and VS discussions? 99% of the time the author isn’t thinking about this.
It's one of those areas where you have to be more autistic to enjoy. The author might write a scene where a character kills 30 people in a room within 5 seconds, not thinking about the math, but it's fun to know exactly how fast you'd have to be moving for the feat.
It depends on how it's used in the debate.
When applied correctly calcs and math can be fun to mess around with (you still have to be a little autistic to enjoy such things though) but most of the times it is unnecessary or just used to wank a character above other exaggerating a feat.
We don't need math to determine Omniman destroying an asteroid the size of Texas is bigger than anything Homelander has ever done. But if (for example) someone wanted to know who wins between Lapis lazuli (Steven Universe) and Genos (one punch man) it would be useful to calculate the energy required for their biggest feats (Lapis lifting Earth's oceans Vs Genos blowing up a meteor) because that's not as straight forward to see who is more impressive.
Also in the context of Death Battle is different because calcs and huge petatons of TNT are something that they made part of their style. I was disappointed when they didn't calculate how strong must be Makima's attacks to send Chainsawman to orbit (not because I think that would have changed the result, I just wanted to see how they would calc and measure CSM's mass and distance he traveled)
AND STIIIIIILLLLLL
>loses to Kurgan.
>Defeated Randy Orton, Aj Styles and LA Knight
ITS THE THUGGISH RUGGISSHHHHH BOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE
Rannndyyyyy
AYYYYY JAAAAAAAYY
Rommmmaaaan’s in the hoooouseee
ELLLLLL AYE KNIGHT is in the hooousee
And the Wiiiiiiise Maaaann
this rumble fricking sucked. and roman continues to be a baby who can't win without interference in every single match
I'm still a romangay, but I agree that the rumble this year was pretty ass. I don't wanna hear shit from marks talking about how HHH is the saviour booker because with vince at least if the show was mid you'll get some wild and unexpected shit at some point. Triple H books shows like an Arby's worker.
>No Diffs the strongest villain in all of Shonen
Buggy, the TRUE king of the pirates
Buggy looks kinda hot
>the strongest villain in all of Shonen
That's not Black Frieza
>4 million views
Anime won.
We need more curveball Death Battle matchups. Are there any good matchups for Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party? What are some other weird/obscure characters you'd like to see show up on DB?
Balsac or Beefcake the Mighty from GWAR. Both are relentless killers like Brian, and they're all second fiddle to the main act(Oderus or Blothar, Danny Sexbang).
There have been so many Yakuza/LaD game, are they not good enough to have a Death Battle episode?
They just need the right MU. There’s Trevor/Setsuna Kiryu (which is way closer) for Majima and Shen Wulong for Kazuma.
Ichiban vs the South Park New Kid could be pretty fun, especially with the imagination angle and "what is real and what isn't?" part of the debate
I'd imagine Ichi would win. I mean, Butthole brings some real weapons, like the Katana and the Crossbow, but he's still a 10 year old. Ichi has bats and the like, but he's a 30 something year old man, so he's better stat wise. Though Butthole can time travel with his farts, so that might give him the edge.
Honestly it solely depends how real you count the fights with literal construction vehicles in terms of canon.
Dunno what IF gives since I haven't picked it up yet but I doubt it reaches 200+ tons of metal that can smash down buildings.
I imagine they did beat the construction equipment with random objects, because Kiryu and Majima did all kinds of crazy shit in the other games, Ichi should be on par with them, and beating a bulldozer with a bat seems like a properly Yakuza move. I did forget one very important thing, Butthole is massively more durable. In the first game he gets shot with flaming arrows, lasers, mauled by bears, and bitten by zombies. In the second one he gets slapped around by an elder god, and a massive genetic monstrosity, I can't remember if the Tardicaca DLC had anything really crazy to fight, but it did add Mintberry Crunch to the party, who defeated Cthulhu.
And when I say 'Canon' I mean if they actually swung bats, purses, steel chairs and umbrellas at them until they stopped or it was all part of Ichi's mental and physical trauma induced psychosis
Brolybros...
What a lazy pic. You can't even see the outline on Broly's hair.
Can Jin beat Ryu now with his Angel Mode?
Angel Jin is easily multicontinetal.
Did SF6 do anything with Ryu?
Nothing of note besides demolishing a truck.
Gave him yet another dogshit game
Depends where DB would scale Shin Ryu
Even Shin Ryu wouldn't be enough at this point, Devil Jin easily nukes a continent in his ending and Angel Jin is beyond that.
Consider the following.
Shin Ryu split Gill off from Alex so it's not entirely impossible for him to separate Jin from his power. Considering He and Kazuya can exist without the Devil Powers the argument can be made they're somewhat separate entities from themselves.
Definitely.
womp womp
you're like kids in 30 year old bodies
/Db/bros..... . . . Did we just got jobs by PeriAnon?
I'mma unleash every kaijin and kaiju from Japan, you can't stop me.
>superman!
Got killed by Godzilla
>ASS VOID victims
Nope.
Too bad, they will all job to the Ass Void!!
nobody care about this incel, except another incel
Be careful anon. The Ass Void could be anywhere....
>Ass Void
alright have dealt with that but it was an female
I care because I want to challenge him to a boxing match with money on the line.
you’ll win every time, kill the weak only the strong may live
If you kill your enemies, they win
>they win
at being dead
God bless and keep you, anon.
Who should she fight?
Cookie Monster. Or Colin Mochrie.
What happened to last bread?
buttered than cut
>he STILL hasn’t been banned
I’ve been given 3 days for far less than this homosexual has gotten away with
Reminder that BP infest the Batman community that’s why most of them are moronic. I left that shitstain too.
Man we're just closer and closer to these shit threads getting jettison'd to /trash/.
Good. No one needs these fricking threads anyways. Touch grass for once you fricking loser.
>Saying this when you spend the majority of your time on Cinemaphile shrieking like a lunatic about how everything sucks
well geez fella, i think these threads are great for friendly debate! say, who do you think wins between spider-man and Batman? they've not done that one in my world yet, but it JUST beat Scooby vs courage in the poll!
>nikogay
>rickgay
>kratosgay
>perigay
>LopiBats
>leongay
Any other prominent schizos I missed?
DBS schizos
(You)
>Projection and lying
Sad!
You literally sit in here and scream at random and try to start 'fights' that no one responds to.
>Lying
Sad!
>victim dribblings from the ASS VOID
>still mindbroken
KWAB!
>Lying
Sad!
Reminder that most black batgays hate Matt reeves and Superman because the former tells them that a skinny white frick is more successful than their fatasses and latter reminds them of their daddy who use to beat them.
>finally deleted
nice
Honestly I'd prefer a Scorpion vs Ryu rematch myself.
Having Tekken back in general would be great.
TBF MK hasn't has a DB for a hot minute either
No fricking fighting game had been on the show for years now.
>Ryu gets both Power of Nothingness THEN Shin Ryu
>Ken get Homelessness.
Why does he chose to ruin our threads?
trying to get it pushed to /trash/ most likely.
whom? i hope whoever he is can sort himself out, this is a swell place!
My HERO…
aw, shucks. thanks pal!
Who should John Morrowind fight
guys
>ESLcel
Surely they're finally going to use him this season. What are his best matchups? Does he win?
Wesker is a good one, chum!
>Surely they're finally going to use him this season.
Assuming, the season starts in May again, that would probably be enough time to pick up any new feats Tekken 8 gives. We're long overdue for another fighting game episode regardless.
>What are his best matchups?
Iori and Rugal from KoF and Yujiro.
>Does he win?
Maybe? People are acting like the new feats in 8 are a crazy buff, so if he didn't before he should be able to now.
Wtf is that coat made of?
Reptile skin of some sort. Size of the scales means probably alligator.
Kazuya skinned K.Rool while he was in Smash.
Yujiro.
Wesker is a shit one.
aw shucks, friend; it's a personal fave of mine!
Your favorite is shit.
Since Akuma vs Yujiro is probably not happening, Kazuya vs Yujiro is a decent stand-in.
I'm just glad his win over KoF is more definite now, I wonder if Harada gave them feats because of the death battle, usually fighting game feats of that level move at a snail's pace
KoF? King of fighters?
What fights do Kazuya even has with that?
Such a random reply
Iori
Wouldnt Jin fit that better since Iori doesnt want his "cursed blood"? anywho.
Iori depending on which feats and scaling you give him, absolutely shits on Kazuya.
SNK Heroines alone gives him multi solar system scaling at least.
Since its literally not a dream as explained in the artbook and he directly scales to it.
Shut up b***h. The only reason this place picked up because I’m here.
Who's the weakest character that could liberate Constantinople from the turks?
Should Link, Zelda, or Ganon return to Death Battle?
Uh... none of them.
Why not?
I definitely wouldn't mind TotK Ganondorf vs Kaido.
Who can POSSIBLY ever DEFEAT HER??
From lobsters, to trees, now a fricking Cat. Is there any other seemingly harmless thing that is actually a Multiversal buster you want to share with us?
Uh…the KH3 Ariel summon?
This guy is multiverse level+
Verbalase?
>He solos Charile in bed and the verse too!!!
Verbalase is truly Charile lover
>Hyperversal Cat
What the frick?? How?
So this is the ultimate from of that "Womanforce" Thing... A literal pussycat...
do they expect me to believe a house cat is 6 tiers above infinite multiversal?
Gokusisters...my knees are bending on their own...
Easy
Dog bros... CatCHADs have all of that... What can we do against it?
Ugh…. . .Wilderness bros…. . . Are we CatChad victim
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Base Thor beats the cat
Should he be in death battle?
>catgayS are getting uppity
ENTER
Huh?
SCPissers… . . . . my knees .. they are bending.. .
Eh, maturin does beat most iterations of the SCP universe but it probably stops at Djoricverse or MetaFoundation
isn't the SCP version of Ronald McDonald listed as being a higher tier then the cat on that site?
scp is a literal meme verse
SCP 1794037
class euclid
the scp is seen as a Cinemaphile post that can destroy all fictional and real omniverses no matter what anyone says
the scp is self aware and able to win any debate no matter the argument given
i thought this lil homie choked to death on sum galaxies
Alright, out of all the fanbases in the world, which would you say is the most defensive when it comes to powerlevels? Like, they seem to take genuine offense at the mere IDEA of their character losing to someone who isn't from their series.
SCP by far.
....Aight, give us the horror story, Otto
Frick WWH really IS a "TRAPPED and BETRAYED" situation now that I think about it
The Doom fanbase
Not really. SCP powerscalers be pretty annoying but they'll usually accept their loses (unless that character is 682 or the Scarlet King)
All of them.
40kgays for sure. By far the most insecure people I've ever met.
B-B-B-B-BUT MY OUTERVERSAL CHAOS GODS!
That and Godzilla fans are the "Big two" for me.
post your fave mus
epic mus
Godzilla vs Ultraman
Frick off to Cinemaphile with your nothing but tranime shit, listtroon.
Shit list.
why
Bad matchups that don't make sense.
Cant wait for my empress to obliterate Kylo Ren
Why do Supergays feel the need to complain? Unless you have a “Frick Batman” advertised in a trailer, or a group of casuals saying “Frick Batman” and “Gotham is ass” there’s no need to feel insecure.
Because they know that without him getting undeserved goku wins being fed to him, superman is just a nothing character.
A villian or just an obstacle for batman to surpass.
I don’t get it. Batman has been jobbing and treated way worse and has been used far more for Superman worship than the other way around. Though some Batgays are browns with low IQs.
Goku is a non-factor because he’s not capeshit and is moronic as frick really.
>least seething superhater
Reminder that I run this place.
…. Laundry on the opposite day
Reminder that Tom King is in the new DCU and he treats Batman like shit.
Reminder that LopiBats needs his panties ripped off and 3 BIG BLACK DICKS in ALL 2 holes at the same time.
>Projecting his fetishes
Sad!
Reminder that this is Goku's latest game
A celebration of his series where he and he alone is the main protagonist
and supershit here is just yet again a villian and a pawn of brainiac that the player has to kill off
The only good thing in this game is that Wonder Woman gets raped.
Batman getting shot in the head is a nonfactor since he’s always dying, so I’m use to it.
>Not capeshit
Frick off you low level piece of shit
I can understand people liking Raiden (because of Rising), Dante, and Bayonetta (Origins made her the best-written one), but I will never understand people who hype up to high heavens 2B, Virgil, and Jeanne. And yes, Jeannegays do exist.
2B has comparable feats to Raiden like with her flight unit lifting a giant saw hand and it also being easily capable of traveling from orbit to the Earth in a few minutes, plus there’s stuff with her hacking capabilities and being able to fight against people that can conjure up twisters.
Also A2 just being able to tank a mountain exploding on her
and if the play is canon, 2B scales to a motherbox explosion
Technically she’d be able to somewhat scale to it anyhow since it’s already what powers her. I’m also pretty sure that she destroys a frickton of MBs in the boss fight that takes place at the circus.
You accomplished NOTHING with this post. Write something that matters you sidekick piece of SHIT.
Here is the interesting thing.
2B/A2 does "die" from motherbox explosions.
Yet their bodies are so durable they are in decent state afterwards and you can even recover equipment from them later on.
Unless Raiden knows about the Yorha HQ, 2B can just come back, suicide bomb, then get a new body until Raiden dies.
But yeah she is one of those characters that have reliant inmortality.
Any foe she faces MUST KNOW about her HQ to be able to take her down permanently. Otherwise its just war of attrition
.
Neutral battleground, I don't think she gets access to a whole factory base with android personnel as baseline equipment. Though CU did get a bonfire.
Superman got the 5d suns despite not being ascended to that plane vs goku 3
Superman can move through dimensions at will, I don't think 2B can, though she did wind up in Soul Calibur somehow. Maybe they really can 3D print her through dimensions directly to the chosen battleground.
I didn't watch the Makima episode so I don't know if that's appropriate. The factory might be a serious unbalancing factor against a low-grade character like Raiden Metalgear, though.
Can't Raiden just leave the battlefield after defeating 2b once? I mean, from my experience of playing the game, 2b respawns all the way out in outer space and has to travel manually back to where she died. I don't see why Raiden would stick around.
It would be if 2b had NO WAY of killing raiden and raiden could just kill her forever over and over.
2B however has a mountain to island level self detonation, which is far above anything armstrong or himself has.
who the frick remotely implied 2b vs superman?
anywho it being a "neutral realm" is not a hard requirement in death battle as explained above.
also superman cannot travel to the 5th SPACIAL dimesnion on his own he needed help
>who the frick remotely implied 2b vs superman?
No one, but
brought up 5D suns as an example of "outside help."
it is outside help.
the world forger's realm was unnecesible for superman and needed to be raised to that dimension.
the point was that stuff like the Yorha HQ would not be that out of the ordinary for death battle.
He can sundip off any suns you idiot.
not 5d suns tho
Does it matter?
yes cuz superman was raised to a higher dimension he cannot just go on his own to do his feat vs forger.
the point is that death battle does give outside help in fights
Makima got her whole army despite her not carrying them around like a fricking pokemon. Though admittedly, 2b might be too overpowered with that respawn thing.
>2B has comparable feats to Raiden
I was talking about people liking excessively 2B despite not being that good of a character compared to the other 3. I didn't mean feat-wise.
Well how was I supposed to know that. You said that people hype her up, I explained why.
Bayonetta going naked while feral was kinda dope tbh.
Test
>he KISSED the clown
This shit is why it baffles me people give failing capeshit comics any attention.
I love baiting people with Superman. the frothing at the mouth with mere mention of his name always sends out the insecure brown shitters to come out so I can frick with them.
Baiting Supergays rarely works, they ignore the shit out of me 90% of time. So I gave up on them.
Death Battle? More like Duped those b***hes into giving me views.
Multiversal god Archie Sonic supposedly
>antifeats
>in a DB thread
Oh no no no no no no...
Are we really implying that the Forgers dimension had like super giga amped stars when even the normal humans who were there weren’t even remotely impacted by them? I’m pretty sure that if the 5D suns were THAT much stronger than normal ones, Bruce would’ve burnt up upon entering the realm, and Myx would’ve give them something to keep them safe from any adverse effects within that dimension.
they were raised to that domension yes or no
Yes, they were. Can you provide any proof or evidence that suggests those stars were somehow stronger than normal ones? Being “5D” doesn’t prove anything since the fifth dimension itself wasn’t anything special as everyone could function there normally from what I remember.
oooh ok that confirms it thank you for the concession <3
??? Confirms what? You didn’t even go against my argument, because I’m not saying that the stars were not from the fifth dimension, I’m saying that they weren’t anything special because everyone was fricking fine after being exposed to them. Concess your face against my balls you tard.
thanks for the concession
anywho the CU had the bonfire so this already dead point is even more repetitive
this isnt goku vs suoerman 3. This is about 2b getting her spawn point vs raiden btw.
Is there any place on Cinemaphile to discuss power scaling outside of here
just go to a discord server like this one
https://discord.com/invite/bseT5gaz
The Ottocord. https://discord.com/invite/EfDWPzg
Light Yagami vs Patrick Bateman
>My character is stronger because they offhandedly said this easily debunked thing in a random interview from 20 years ago.
On a scale from one to ten how pissed off are you with this?
Examples of this?
not as outrageous as using a roleplaying reddit post
probably whichever statement they dont like about kratos or dante
That's obviously a jab at Kratos, not Dante.
The latter is worse because his supporters straight-up make fake interview scans while pretending to be game developers. On the other hand, Kratos's fans exaggerate out-of-context statements from developers during interviews in which they get asked tough questions off-guard, so they improvise answers that are forgotten and never made it to the actual games or lore books.
So who would win Asura Wrath or Kratos War
Asura should objectively win but almost everyone is so desperate to force the Kratos W because he's the more popular character, to the point even DB researchers side with him and spout nonsense.
More people should play Asura's Wrath it's one of the most memorable and cool game's I've played even if it is too heavy on the QTEs
Rather have a QTE game than one where you have to "hold up to walk".
It’s also a jab at a lot of characters, Anon
>kratos lives in his mind rent free
you just noticed that now?
Based on the perception of a God, Villain Descendingsword exists outside of the parameters of matter and energy. He exists outside of the parameters of time and space. His very consciousness is inactive. Even with his interactions with atomic and subatomic particles, even an Omniscient God cannot link to his mind.
izuku 5% vs taylor hebert
Jirelin Lost his 8=>
>kills the entire BG3 cast with a sneeze
Why is the BhaalBEAST so powerful?
>wins Death Battle
Honest question: Why do some people think that Frisk/Chara aren’t uni+? I mean Undertale is pretty direct when it comes to this stuff.
>Asriel’s Hyper Goner could wipe out a timeline when he’s not even at full power, Frisk tanks it
>Flowey with six souls could freely manipulate multiple save files (aka “timelines”) and should be on par with Azzy, Frisk tanks his attacks the entire time
>Chara is fully capable of erasing all game data, which wipes out all timelines, with one attack and can infect future realities, Frisk has their power the entire game
The first two are adequately explained within the context of the game of being a sort of Magic A beats Magic B. Additionally, Frisk is noted by Flowey somehow getting Flowey's powers at the same time that Flowey loses them, so it is likely that there is some special factor at play.
As for Chara? Yeah that one is hard. We don't know that much about Chara beyond that one example.
Ultimately though, in context of what gets described as physically happening in the game, Frisk never gets hit with anything that isn't implicitly or explicitly magic. We cannot even really give them the damage that they can inflict on Mettaton, as we know from Genocide that the Level of Violence makes Frisk one shot MTTNeo but not Spear of Justice Undyne.
Undyne herself is the only one that we see interact on a nonmagic scenario, as she dehydrates in Hotland, throws furniture and such in animations, and is described as lifting up a boulder.
If we take this as a universal feat cause of time manipulation then Crazy Dave and Dr. Zomboss are universal cause they wrecked the world and caused spacetime rifts multiple times with time travel through the Plants vs Zombies series.
Anon…where are you getting time manipulation from? I think you’re confusing “timelines” for time travel shenanigans, because Asriel and Chara are just destroying them.
I feel like you missed the point of what I was saying, unless you’re implying that Frisk and Chara could perform these feats due to Human Determination being superior to Monster Determination, even though in both scenarios the person they were up again (Azzy/Flowey, Frisk) had Human Determination++++++. Yes, having more Determination than another means that you’ll be stronger, but the point about Frisk tanking a Hyper Goner, which surprised even As, still stands. When it comes to Flowey, the only real special factor present was the six human souls trying to keep Frisk alive via supplying health, but otherwise they were still full on handling Flowey’s Save manipulation, nukes, and beams.
Determination resists soul damage. Magic hurts the souls of humans. Flowey/Asriel still only attack with magic, so Frisk is able to resist it with their suitably strong Determination as well as whatever allows them to affect the progression of time (an ability Flowey notes as having had previously until Frisk showed up).
Additionally, the damage that Frisk/Chara are able to inflict on monsters reflects a relationship that factors in their will to hurt vs the monster's will to fight.
Because magic affects the soul directly when used on humans or monsters, we ought to infer any time the soul appears in context of taking an attack that magic is being used.
Combined, Asriel and Flowey could not beat Frisk because Frisk has determination that protects their soul. In these instances, Asriel and Flowey both have an immense amount of determination that allows them to withstand the attacks of (in Flowey's case) Lv 19 Frisk.
To this day, nobody has refuted the idea that Kratos sincerely thought it was a reasonably and likely outcome that he was getting mauled by a regular bear in Ragnarok.
Or that the Chad KING HROLF HRAKI, who's just a random undead human berserker, is considered the ultimate superboss of the game who can twoshot Kratos. Again, in Ragnarok.
Or multiverse-hopping barbarians..
>Persian army conquered 3 multiverses.
>some bandit in the god of war audio novel stalemated a Valkyrie in combat
>the Last Sparian Soldier took hits from Katos and the blades of athena (which are capable of cutting titans) also tanked a giant lighting bolt from Zeus
Godbros...the day of the humanCHADs comes closer
Holy FRICK....the Prince of Persia is BEASTLY!!!!!!!!
Well I mean he canonically killed a time-travelling sand demon by splashing it with water so...y'know, add "can kill achronal beings" to his vsbattles page
Who wins?
I wish we could go back to the old style of debate with some feats being tossed out as outliers against the more consistent showings of a character. The Death Battle style of hunting for the strongest possible interpretations of feats has really poisoned the battleboarding community into having zero media literacy. Alongside that, it creates these scenarios where it is hard to fact check claims about characters because access to the media isn't always universal.
>he says this with a straight face
>he hasn't read the old vsbattles profiles for both Demonbane and the Chaos Gods
>he hasn't read the CURRENT profiles for Link, the Belmonts and Gwyn
Bold of you to assume the battleboarding community EVER had any media literacy lmao
Okay in my defense, VSBattles wiki has been a joke forever.
>a joke
>forever
I've seen it referenced unironically enough to lack your level of faith in humanity.
Otto has surprisingly been good about not swanking characters in his few matches.
>outliers
I agree everything today is a wankfest and the problem with that is that you're not comparing the accurate version of characters anymore at that point. You've just invented some imagininary fanfic version who is mftl and "outerversal" despite being far below that in most of their canon showings.
KIDku.
>demons have the same symbol as Nene and Gran Kingdom from Blue Dragon
Could it be?
They're not, the diaper demons have a U shaped red line, while those two have a Red Circle.
Then again this IS Toriyama who is senile and probably forgot what the symbol looks like.
Name a character and I will think as hard as I can of the way Sans can beat them
Dead/jo from Lobotomy Kaisen
Sans is faster thanks to Napstablook closing their window faster than light can reach, and can bypass infinity with telekinesis and gravity manipulation
Sans is slightly "more real" than TOAA, because Marvel is connected to DC through crossover, with DC in turn having concepts of a Writer and white sheet which is Monitor Mind
Sans is slightly faster thanks to Napstablook and can keep distance with teleports, overwhelming Yamcha with Danmaku that breaks his soul
Sans kneels
The One Above All.
Yamcha.
Because he's jobbed so much he's never killed a single person!
This abomination
Holy FRICK
Gohan.
a fix for a previous request
Are gag and outlier feats the same?
Is it just me or are these threads getting really slow?
Kratos kills Sans
...'s laundry.
...because that's all of him that's left.
How high would Kratos' Level of Violence be?
It has to be max, or even exceeding. Guy killed nearly everyone in Greece, even normal people via the catastrophes he caused by killing gods
Motherfricker was shoving innocent people into death traps to solve puzzles and even dying wasn't enough to stop him from just climbing out to kill some more, whatever it is it's higher than Genocide Route Chara's for sure
You forget that Chara was willing to poison and kill themself for the sake of MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER. Literally did a death fusion dance with Azzy just to go and kill the humans in the village and probably a pisston more. There’s also the fact that they love murder so much they will literally kill everyone, destroy and create all of reality, and then repeat the process.
Eh I'd put that on par with Kratos being willing to enter the underworld just to kill Hades. Because y'know, in ancient greece dying was tantamount to walking into the underworld anyway.
Who would win Kharn or Kratos
Who can defeat HIM?
Kratos
His redditor fans traveling back in time and being so cringe that he kills himself
This is true since Kratos is more intelligent and a better philosopher
Kratos understands the importance of self-actualisation and becoming a KING
nah
The devs literally saidf if Kratos took an IQ test he'd get a solid 95
Got a screencap to back that up?
...If his IQ was divided by 10.
More like 0.1. Cory said Kratos is literally Grug-tier stupid
See, I'm no GOW wanker but I'm pretty sure Kratos is smarter than that come the Norse era. At least emotionally speaking, but that comes more from experience than anything else
Emotional Intelligence is not a thing. It will never be a thing, and people who believe in it are actually low IQ.
Emotional intelligence is a thing, it's just that men suck at it so they need to pretend it doesn't exist.
ywnbaw
Also here's what "Emotional Intelligence" gets you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAlI0pbMQiM
Odin, Tyr, Mimir and Freya are for sure smarter. Heimdall chose to be dumb but he could've been smart. Thor, Magni and Modi were dumb as bricks
>making shit up
Kratos is canonically so wise and intelligent that his IQ test broke the charts and there is no number high enough to quantify it
John Kratos officially has a 70 IQ when highballed. When was the last time he read a book all the way through?
Kratos is canonically omniscient due to his godly powers and beat all of Daedelus' puzzles who was the smartest human being in all of mythological greece making Kratos canonically the smartest character in all of GoW
Daedalus*
You're officially dumber than Kratos
Everyone is, Kratos is a godly genius
In his dreams
...which become reality, because Kratos is an omnipotent metaphysical god
u got another thing coming if you think imma read all that
KINGtos
If you mean the workshop from GoW my 7 year old apergers nephew beat them effortlessly
gameplay contrivance. Not reflective of the lore.
>the games aren't canon
the gameplay isn't canon. The game story is, and Kratos outsmarted Daedalus and is canonically omniscient.
I could probably beat him at chess
Kratos has Flash or Superman level speed and reaction time. In the time it takes you to think of 1 move he's plotted out billions of different strategies
And he still lost to me
And yet he still beat me
May I see?
Only so many ways anyone can win at chess. It's not a good metric for supergenius intelligence
Sadly chess has been memed to shit as the 'Highest form of intelligence one can display'.
>kratos
>omniscient
And yet he still can't defeat spawn
early season moronation, they hadn't had the lore proven by God of KINGS 2018
WEAKtos jobs to spawn even with lore wank
Kratos is multiversal to boundless. He murders Spawn easily.
He's canonically bear level.
CLOWNtos.
The story proves that Kratos isn't multiversal.
He's dumb bro.
How?
These are true Heroes
Good message these issues look kind of old though I wonder what time they were from
At earliest the 50s, at latest the 70s
Look at those three, grooming children unimpeded
WW can groom me all she wants
Clark...
Bruce can groom me all he wants
bruce can stay away from my parts, thats for sure!
wonderwoman tho.......
Superman can groom me all he wants
Mr. Mogs everyone at equalized speed
......as long as they're wall-level or below.
>murdering a 10 year old boy and making a joke at his expense about the humiliating way you killed him
Not a good look for a superhero. I wonder what the rest of the Justice League would think of this.
They've all been in Death Battle already, milquetoast.
It was probably the adrenaline. Once he got off that high Hal probably turned his ring in and retired out of shame
>"No..... I need it for one last job......."
>hal kills himself with a construct noose
>Superman murdered a mentally moronic man three times
I don't think they would mind
>benSHIT making fanfiction
Hal won
is everyone else excited for Giorno to get FRAUDCHECKED!?
joker ftw!!!
>GENIUStos
>PISSker
Not even worth Giorno's time.
>SCHOLARtos
LITERATEtos
ACADEMICtos
ESTEEMEDtos
FATtos.
Yet he still jobs hard to Pit, Asura, Spawn, and Wonder Woman.
Oh for frick's sake Kratos... a deep dish pizza bath?
>DUMBtos
>kratos
>omniscient
And yet he still can't defeat Diana
Is that the DC Hulk knockoff?
The?
Damage, I believe. He was stronger than basically the whole League sans Superman
Who wins? Wanked Kratos or Wanked Doomslayer
Wanked Doomie
Kratos could kill Davoth which would permanently kill Doomslayer
GODtos gapes that overrated edgelord and makes all of his teenage fanboys cry and commit suicide.
by godtos i mean spiderman btw
The more I think about it the more I realize this will likely be the MU they'll choose for Kratos's next appearance in the show.
Kratos Vs Ashura has the problem of being a complete Mismatch depending on what version of Kratos do you use
Wanktos Vs Seiya/WW/Anyone who can fraudcheck him has the problem of being objectively a match only made for Wanktos to lose
But Kratos Vs Doom Slayer is actually balanced because both have ridiculous wank that comes from sources outside of their games, so they can just treat it the same way they did CU VS Dovahkiin.
Doom slayer? Got knocked out by a temple
Kratos? Can lift a temple
I can lift a cinder block but if one fell on my head I might just die
Kratos canonically cannot die. So he wins.
Show me these Multiversal Kratos feats. NOW.
He defeated Zeus who controls Fate and Olympus and who defeated Kronos who created Time and who defeated Ouranos who created reality
Scans. NOW.
>needs scans of Kratos beating Zeus
Play the game.
I'm asking for scans of this control and the power it holds. You have ONE post to show them.
>Bruno the mexican twitter artist
vs
An ACTUAL DEV who CONFIRMS that Kratos is INFINITE LAYERS INTO BOUNDLESS
Done. Kratos is King.
>kratos
>omniscient
isn't kratos only listed as gifted on VSBW? not even genius unlike Goku (in terms of fighting) and Superman
Vsbw is a meme site that severely downplays kratos for fear he'd dwarf all their weaker verses.
Kratos has outsmarted ACTUAL geniuses.
Goku is canonically moronic.
How come all of these screenshots proving that kratos is boundless are all in DM's and not in public tweets?
Why would he publicly tweet a reaction to a question? DMs are made for questions, he gets millions of outside-dm questions a day which is why he can't answer there
And he would get less DMs because....?
because only approved mutuals are allowed to DM him.
Any evidence that these images are real?
They were accepted by vsbattle, which proves they were subject to proper and vigorous checks by multiple individuals for authenticity.
Explain.
Two different KratosSCHOLARS arguing over their differing perspectives on the rich biblical lore of our omnipotent hero
Two morons (probably the same person) contradicting themselves. Many such cases
Autism
Two God of War GENIUSES transforming this den of debauchery into their gilded Hall of debate; as the greek philosophers they are no doubt descended from; the correct interpretation to the many Tomes of Triumph, that encapsulate the Odyssey, of our Inspiration and KING...Kratos the Wise; God of Hope.
Because this is an elaborate shitpost by someone who thinks he's hilarious, and I mean HILARIOUS
jokes aside you have no idea how easy it is to fake these type of dms.
https://fakedetail.com/fake-twitter-chat-generator
Kratos gets gaped at town level.
this statement was literally photoshopped and is nowhere on any youtube video in existence
It seems Kratos is getting uppity again
>Ask for feats
>Post twitter and Facebook Screenshots
Sorry but those don't count as feats
Yes they do, the canon authorities said so.
The only canon authority is what's shown in the actual games, whatever stuff outside of that is just cope and headcanons
See
you're done.
Could Naruto successfully Talk no Jutsu Sukuna before Sukuna kills him?
Yes, Sukuna is physically incapable of Killing Naruto so he would have all the time in the world to Use his talk no jutsu
>Sukuna is physically incapable of Killing Naruto
But that's not True.
In Naruto You use your chakra to enhance the strength of certain body parts, otherwise You are just a very strong human.
Sukuna could theorically bypass it and attack the Inner Organs directly.
That's just the same thing Jujutsu Sorcerers do, but Naruto's chakra is more versatile, less vulnerable and prone to disruptions, and way more abundant. Also he can heal wounds so unless he gets one shot by said internal damage he is not dying to it.
And that's without mentioning the abysmal speed advantage Naruto has, or the huge advantage in AP and endurance.
>kraTURDS are getting uppity again
ENTER
AIIIIEEEEE KRATOSBROS
>Kratos gets humbled by a twink
kek
why is greek shit so gay?
>SHIT Icarus
>all that wank just to keep losing against Diana
No wonder Kratosgays are growing more and more delusional, they want to reach a level of fantasy high enough to make up entire imaginary feats so their fraud stands a chance against The Wonder Woman.
>Kid iCHADrus
BRING ME KRATOS
>Kratos couldn't do shit against Atlas
>Diana beat both DC's and Marvel's Hercules (both able to hold the infinite cosmos) and even superman (who just did the same thing)
Kratosbros... That girl can no diff our whole Greek pantheon, we better keep our asses on Scandinavia... Or we are Cooked!
Kratos defeated Atlas even while depowered.
Kratos shat his pants against Atlas's two fingers.
Kratos was depowered to a mortal man and was also holding back because he wanted Atlas to continue holding the sky.
This is enough, Kratos
i-i think he should fight zagreus from hades because-because JK rowling is EVIL! (a child can be heard screaming for help) children being trafficked is victimless! Raven beats pheonix! (the sounds of me, the speedophile, killing the child can be heard)
>Raven beats pheonix
But this is correct tho
No way man
Does she really
>does she really
She does in my mind
JK Rowling stands with Palestine therefore She is good
:p
>Percy SHITTERson
Harry victim
>Percy SHARTson
Ain't no fricking way they won't make Yhwach vs Kaguya next season.
Kaguya wins
No. Yhwach has much more stamina than she does. If she makes a new dimension he just destroy it, many times as he deems necessary. She runs out of juice and dies.
aside from Archie Sonic, who beats Wally West?
Speedy Gonzales and the Roadrunner
Wally beats Archie Sonic though
I do
there is not a 0% chance that if they reupload just the fight that the ending might be changed
that's one of the main 2D animators btw
Everyone.
>Aside from [CHARACTER THAT JOBBED TO WALLY]
Oh, really? When?
Sonicbros… not like this…
...wally is too weak ....
… on opposite day.
>the wallygays keep posting this fake ending
>wallywallywallywally
So we’ve hit the point of denying the ending now too, huh?
A few threads ago I thought the Kratos stuff was mostly japes, but I think some of you morons actually believe he can one punch a planet.
he is factually metaphysical and carried the sun back into the sky. Mimir confirms this. Cope.
Nope. Mimir confirmed that he saw Kratos get gaped by Spiderman.
Nah there ain't no way they're this snarky, effeminate and stupid unironically
He also metaphysically dodge infinite light.
and battled Thor who conceptually splintered the infinite beyond time and space Yggdrasil metaphysically. There is nothing moronic about it.
Kratos never dodged light at all you liar. He's at best lightning speed.
he dodge it metaphysically not literally.
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the official discord is doing the S10 awards in two weeks so vote if you want
Remember when Kratos ate 6 cheeseburgers and 10 large fries in one sitting?
Kratos won