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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's still win tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All she has to do is fart and it's over

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All she has to do is fart and it's over

      Guldo is strong enough to destroy planets.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can Nolan beat Nappa?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If we consider filler episode where they blow up the bug planet I would hesitate. if we're talking about more manga accurate Nappa then Nolan would win with no problem.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vegeta could blow up the planet when using his full power, and Nappa had about a third of his raw strength.
        Could three Nolans destroy an entire planet? I don't think they could.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          One Nolan could by the end of Invincible since he was on par with, if not a bit weaker than, Thragg, who was stronger than Nolan, Thaddeus, and Mark when they blew up Viltrum.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Could three Nolans destroy an entire planet?
          Nolan was one of the three Viltrumites who destroyed Viltrum by flying through its core so yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easily.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think he meant in a lifting competition.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Nolan got his hands on Nappa he could literally rip him apart, DBZ characters have shit physical stats. Their ki blasts are the only thing that make them dangerous.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What’s the matter Frieza? Surely I can't be harder to destroy than a planet.
            Yup yup yup, DBZ characters are stat BEASTS.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Nappa would beat Nolan because Super Saiyan Namek Goku was barely planetary
              ??

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. First Form Frieza was casually planetary.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s a weird inconsistency. First form Frieza effortlessly blows up Planet Vegeta despite active resistance, but max power Frieza can’t destroy midget planet Namek without a considerable delay (even if we accept the detonation only took 5 minutes). Even for an inconsistent series like Dragon Ball that always struck me as strange

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                to be fair, frieza did say he held back on that blast a little too much. but his forms exist to suppress his power in the first place, so it couldn't have been that little of his power. it would utterly defeat the purpose of the whole transformation shebang if his final form was capable of such fine tuning that it outputs lesser power than his first form. and then goku said "heh, bet you're afraid of the planet exploding", which made sense in his head, meaning namek blowing up on frieza's face was a serious threat to him from goku's perspective. and goku knew how strong frieza was.
                some say frieza tanked the explosion no problem because he wasn't disintegrated... but yamcha wasn't disintegrated by that saibaman and he still died so that bit is moot IMO.
                but z tards will probably find a way to get mad about this

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well I think it aligns fairly well with how Frieza up to that point is depicted. He's so much raw power that he needed to use power limiting forms, but he also has no real proficiency with fighting. That combination would indicate that Frieza only has a rudimentary amount of ki control. By attempting to hold back on the amount of energy he would need to destroy Namek without injuring himself in the resultant blast (since Durability ≈ Attack Power in regards to Dragon Ball's general rules), he accidentally held back too much.
                Now could he have tried again? Yes, but he was goaded back into a fight by Goku after his 5 minutes statement and explanation that he could survive in space.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frieza’s Ki Control was likely garbage back during the Namek Saga since he never had a reason to try and actually improve since he was miles ahead of everyone else in the universe (everyone who was active at least).

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Planet Namek wasn't a midget Planet. And while it did take longer to explode than planet vegeta the explosion created by namek it was way more massive than the Planet vegeta explosion.

                to be fair, frieza did say he held back on that blast a little too much. but his forms exist to suppress his power in the first place, so it couldn't have been that little of his power. it would utterly defeat the purpose of the whole transformation shebang if his final form was capable of such fine tuning that it outputs lesser power than his first form. and then goku said "heh, bet you're afraid of the planet exploding", which made sense in his head, meaning namek blowing up on frieza's face was a serious threat to him from goku's perspective. and goku knew how strong frieza was.
                some say frieza tanked the explosion no problem because he wasn't disintegrated... but yamcha wasn't disintegrated by that saibaman and he still died so that bit is moot IMO.
                but z tards will probably find a way to get mad about this

                He was low on ki and cutted in halved When he survived the explosion of namek. So fans Figure that a full power and fully healed Frieza would likely survive it with even less effort.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Planet Namek wasn't a midget Planet
                Yes it was.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't too larger doesn't mean midget Planet. The Earth isn't too larger compared to all the super earths we've founded

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku said Frieza was afraid of Namek exploding before he got cut in half

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            400 tons. King Kai's planet has 10x gravity.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nolan is casually thousands times ftl
      He solos Z.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an unlicensed psyker and a xeno
    This will not do

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But BIG E a psyker.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This will not....
      OH god(s) is that HANDSOME JACK?!!?!?
      Please I didn't mean it I will pawn my gold armour to buy Hyperion stocks and JackCoin and charge vault keys for you just don't shoot me with that gun that goes through all shields for instant cutscene death kill
      Please, for humanity have some mercy!

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judge Holden and Freddy Kruger link up!
    Can the Kids Next Door defeat them?!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's kind of overkill, Judge Holden could solo the whole Cartoon Network verse and potentially rape our childhood heroes
      Gadzooks! He's a menace!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he couldn't, shut your ass Holdencuck
        Blood Meridian sucks ass btw, writing as weak as Holden

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based and valid as hecc
          Blood meridian endorses tyranny, oppression, nihilism, misanthrophy, morbid dystopianism, hatred, savage cruelty, rape, torture, violation, power-mad egotism, social Darwinism, cosmic horror, demonic horror, gleefully conceited amoral transgression, and other psychopathic mindsets that channels and helps to spread the conceptually nastiest and most vile, deceitful, repugnant, disgusting, depraved, destructive, malignant, poisonous, malevolent, sadistic, divisive, dishonest, manipulative, cynical, dystopian, morbid, nihilistic, mocking, cruel, conceited, egoistic, narcissistic, callous, misanthropic, hollow, amoral, psychopathic, cancerous, and otherwise corrupted parts of the collective unconscious in general

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          seethe and cope
          Judge Holden is unironically outerversal and potentially boundless, he's a platonic concept which can be seen through the archetypes of the "fat bastard" character combined with the "grim reaper" and "unstoppable object" ideas
          There are real people who embody judge holden and are consumed by him and his affinity for violence
          Do Remember that Judge Holden metaphysically devoured The Kid at the end of blood meridian where we are left off with Judge celebrating and the Kid potentially being killed and raped, and The Kid is the main character, the main character is always protect by form of the good according to the monomyth, meaning Judge Holden can destroy plot armors, if Judge Holden were to be in the setting of your hero, he'd make them his b***hes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Goku could beat him.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              only to be raped in reality...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...in the judge's twisted imagination before getting killed with a spirit bomb

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                in your dreams...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ....which become true.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                in your fanfiction...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ....which is divinely inspired

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... By the god of lies

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There are real people who embody judge holden and are consumed by him and his affinity for violence
            the flames of hell burns even you judge

            .Wrestling

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is unironically [vsbw babble]
            What is it with zoomtards and obsessing over this shitty book? What leads them to pretend its peak human level villain is anything more than that?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solos fiction.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      …’s laundry.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the point of this character to satirize powerlevelgayging and point out how pointless OP characters are? Reading up on his powers it sounds like it's basically just an "I win" button with no counterplay that ignores all limitations or defenses of any kind.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I irony is that he gets his dick sucked by the same powerlevelgays the show was suppose to satirizes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

        characters like yogiri should unironically be banned from death battle threads

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s kinda weird seeing people shill for obscure character matches from books or non-shonenshit.
    You think they’re ever gonna include or mention your shit into Death Battle just because you posted it a lot on Cinemaphile? They only make a handful of these lame videos a year, and all of them are wasted on Dragon Ball and DC and maybe Star Wars.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You think they’re ever gonna include or mention your shit into Death Battle just because you posted it a lot on Cinemaphile?
      Hi discordsister! Thanks for confirming my theory, i know you guys at Death Battle HQ made John fight Silver Surfer instead of Jiren to bum us out

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You moron, he was specifically talking about obscure characters. He even mentioned NON-SHONEN.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jiren is obscure

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring me the Slayer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slayer is outerversal he should fight Spawn cuz they are cool and they got guns n chainz n they fight in hell

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Slayer is outerversal
        Why didn't he use his outerversal power to destroy mars then?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cuz then he would be alone, floating in space

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then that means unlike Chief he'd die alone in space.

            He didn’t want to destroy Mars
            Though that is a durability fear far in excess of anything Cheef can boast

            Lmao no. Doom Slayer got punked by a falling temple.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn’t want to destroy Mars
          Though that is a durability fear far in excess of anything Cheef can boast

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why didn't Bill use his infinite vision and speed to instantly find and get the memory to of Stan's vault? Why didn't he use his infinite vision and speed to catch the Pines the moment they step out of the dome? Why did he make so many mistakes if he can see every future? Could he have been lying about that?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl i really feel like Death Battle can kind of endorse tyranny, oppression, nihilism, misanthrophy, morbid dystopianism, hatred, savage cruelty, rape, torture, violation, power-mad egotism, social Darwinism, cosmic horror, demonic horror, gleefully conceited amoral transgression, and/or other psychopathic mindsets; or any media that channels and helps to spread the conceptually nastiest and most vile, deceitful, repugnant, disgusting, depraved, destructive, malignant, poisonous, malevolent, sadistic, divisive, dishonest, manipulative, cynical, dystopian, morbid, nihilistic, mocking, cruel, conceited, egoistic, narcissistic, callous, misanthropic, hollow, amoral, psychopathic, cancerous, and otherwise corrupted parts of the collective unconscious in general.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ant with the absolute nonsense soapbox preaching to a brick wall

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pentagon vs Guldo
    who's the best time stopper?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lower tier then base Thor

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying base Thor is BELOW the "lower tier"
        OH NO NO NO NO NO

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          base Thor is above the lower tier that Emperor peaks at

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            … in reality.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lower tier then Thor

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    gamera

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Teen Titans vs S-Class Heroes
    Who would win?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comic or show TT?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think tatsumaki vs raven would be a good fight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which Teen Titans lineup

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Raven literally solos the Marvel universe via snuffing out the Phoenix Force so I guess it’s a question of whether you think S class heroes can beat Marvel first

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, Blast and Tatsumaki can probably take on a good chunk of Marvel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        According to shitty headcanon anyway

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did this have the correct result?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, mob is both faster, has better hax and has feats the puts him on the same level as Tatsumaki.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Tatsu surviving that beam that sliced off a piece of crust like a peeled potato is way above anything Mob has ever done

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was after the DB.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was correct back then and it's not even close nowadays

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back then it was arguable nowadays is a stomp in Tats favor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      At the time no, Mob was just stronger in almost every way plus has the experience of fighting other Esper users something Tats jobs to.
      Now, yes. Tats gotten way stronger in the manga.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So question? Do we know the kill count for Superman, Goku or Godzilla? Like, they've destroyed planets and major cities, and we don't know the defenite body count, right? I know Ultraman, in the second episode of the 1966 show, killed 3 Billion aliens (in cold blood while they where in cryo sleep), then in a later episode, killed an additional 8 billion of the same species.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla, despite easily being the biggest butthole out of those 3, has the lowest bodycount.
      Ironic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I think even if we just combine the 70 years of multi-media, he'd only be in triple digits I think.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, he’s totally in the penta digits minimum. He’s massacred billions canonically

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So at least 2 kills.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku has barely killed anyone
      >Red Ribbon Army
      >Grandpa Gohan
      >Tao
      >King Piccolo
      >Kid Buu
      His kill count is low

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku didn't kill Tao though, Tao nearly died enough that he needed to get his cybernetic enhancements though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd imagine it goes Godzilla, Superman, then Goku. While Godzilla doesn't have a definite body count, just the monsters he killed brings him over Superman and Goku's intentional kills. If you start counting collateral, Goku will still be lowest, and it'll be a tough race between Supes and Zilla. If you count deaths they could prevent, but didn't, I imagine Superman edges out because every violent crime death he could have stopped(ie while not actively stopping another one) has to be astronomical, because even adding it what other monsters do, Godzilla only trots out once a year, so the numbers are in the tens of thousands a year, while Superman has had nearly 100 years of active murders to try to stop. Goku gets a bit hairy, because you if you count all the death that happened because of him that got undone, he should have ten full universes worth of the dead on his hands. But if you only count the actually dead, I imagine you aren't getting more than 10k, from things like not stopping Majin Vegeta.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >counting kills by other people that he had no involvement with as superman’s kills
        Odd

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the classic argument of "Superman can hear everything and be everywhere so he could stop everything". While it's really faulty logic, I included it just so someone wouldn't bring it up. Godzilla doesn't really have any detection outside of his ability in Monsterverse to seemingly detect the other Titans, and Goku can only sense ki, so he wouldn't be aware of muggings and the like, but you could blame him for Buu, since he could have just one shot Dabura and beat Babadi, like Trunks did, and Zamasu for inspiring him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Goku has the lowest bodycount out of all three
        My HERO…

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The lowest body count and the tightest boyc**t, according to Vegeta

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know Godzilla alone wiped out a chunk of the human population in the Godzilla anime trilogy and the related novels.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you want to count Singular Point for Godzilla then Godzilla's true form has assimilated countless universes into itself which includes wiping out life in those universes

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only Meta Knight can put an end to the Fire Emblem menace.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marth, Roy and Ike are fine. The rest can frick off.
      though id frick F Corrin like mad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smash Bracket ruleset gives a really good advantage to RPG characters.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINGtos give me strength to seize the day

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla's mere MENTION on these threads makes /dbg/ lose its mind
    How does he do it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      CHADzilla…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he’s like Kratos. A ton of his best shit relies on statements that are pretty easily contrasted within the movies.
      He can, unlike Kratos, back up some of it at least. Like how his self destruction would’ve killed the planet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Godzilla ever fighting his little brother Ultraman
        Shame on you.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brothers fight more than anyone

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Name one brothers.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              In real life? Genghis Khan killed his brother. Henry I of England waged way against his. In fiction, Dante and Vergil are probably the easiest example.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well damn, you named three brother. I only expected one brothers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Btw this gamma version is 20 times stronger than he used to be. It's shown in the movie. For once we have exact calcs.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fartchie jobnic can't even break out of normal handcuffs by himself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody asked, wallygay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This one post caused someone to start seeing Walkygays in his mind
      Kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >meanwhile with CHADnic X

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        uhhhh Ian, explain this??

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just only mandates!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Sonic LOST to Takumi Fujiwara in a fricking Toyota

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superbros… this can’t be…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That squirrel? Solos dragon ball

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dragon Ball out of NOWHERE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That rodent? Multiversal

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How powerful is demonbane actually? I've seen people say that it solos marvel and dc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares anymore after it was found out that it wasn't as powerful as the memes made it out to be.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PEDObane
      Not even multiversal level.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER VENOM

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ew, I'm not gay. You enter him, anon.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Venombros… our response?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SAVE ME DADDY CATES, UPGRADE ME TO OUTERVERSE LEVEL NOW

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't he already herald level when the episode came out?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was, the argument was that all that Cates shit would be temporary anyway before Venom went back to being street tier like he usually is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He cheated btw.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINGTOS!!!

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wallywallywallywallywally out of fricking NOWHERE
    Asshurt sonicshitter identified.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post DBX-specific MUs (i.e. it would be an unfair stomp in an actual match, but has great animation potential)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the gore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gojo vs kakashi.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Samurai Jack vs Gattzu

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Raiden Mortalkombat vs Raiden Metalgear

  26. 3 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    Yo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Juan Aguacate (Guacamelee) vs 'Muchacho Man' Randy Santos (WrestleQuest)

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice. Thank you, anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chadzilla vs cuck turtle

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makima vs Darkstalker

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto vs Ben

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      TirnanoSong

      Placeholder McDoctorate vs Michael Kirkbride

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cuckzilla vs CHAD turtle

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't acknowledge Gamerautist, Thumbnail.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thumbnail anon has to remain impartial, anon. It's his role.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >also made the reverse of the image
            he clearly doesn't give a shit anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moro people vs the Gurkhas but badass as frick

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Hey anon, my apologies for the delay. Moro didn't have super much outside of irl pics, so this was the best non-grainy thing I could find. If you don't like it just @ me and I'll see what I can do

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          At first i thought the guy on the right had a checkerboard fade and thought it was rad as hell
          I might hafta steal that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AHMED JOHNSON VS MCU LUKE CAGE!!!

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Captain & Tennille vs Tony Orlando & Dawn

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone told me Marcille from Dungeon Meshi is a good match up for Frieren
      >Read dunmeshi to find out
      >Now I hate the match up because I don't want Frieren to kill a such a cutie
      What about The MC of Mushoku tensei? I know he is likely to win because Isekai MCs are capeshit levels of brokenness but at least that makes Frieren the underdog.

      Frieren Vs Rudeus (Sousou no Frieren Vs Mushoku Tensei)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The issue is, Marcille vs Frieren is really, really good thematically.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frieren is for Galadriel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather Frieren not get killed by that guy, just stick to the Marcille MU

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Also any Isekai W is a loss for all humanity so we better keep them low

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >e-girlbaba elf
          Impregnated by CHADeus

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No... Anon, just no. You can wank Rudeus a lot, but he is by no means a Chad under any stretch of the imagination.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rich.
              Three wives.
              Tons of children.
              Amazing magical power.
              Rudeus has achieved a better life in 23 years than Frieren has in 1000.

              Also Frieren would be 100% Rudeus's type and he would marry and frick that elf unlike KEKmel ever did.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam (Hazbin Hotel) vs Adam (Record of Ragnarok)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This would quite possibly be the matchup with the single most one-sided support for one character over the other.

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Requesting Black Hat (Villainous) vs Yogiri Takatou (Instant Death)

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luggle vs Akita Toriyama

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Did you mean Akira Toriyama, anon?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      John Rico (Starship Troopers) vs Radec (Killzone).

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thumbnail anon, who do you think should fight John Rico?

          • 3 months ago
            Thumbnail Anon

            I truthfully have no idea. He's got a rather unique story/origin, but given the relative "groundedness" Starship Troopers has, he doesn't really mesh well with similar characters

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did you watch the sequels? He gets more weapons and abilities.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like Dwayne Hicks for alien extermination and the contrast in their futures' political organisation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gigaman (GigaBash) vs Aegis Prime (Dawn of the Monsters)

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you, anon. Much appreciated.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kaido vs Kars

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darkseid vs Yaldaboath (persona)

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the guy on the right

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kenoachi vs Del Boy

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Who's Kenoachi? Do you mean Kenpachi from Bleach?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Choso vs Power

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      George vs Pennywise.

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        RIP George.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dimentio vs the collector

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Darkseid vs Master Mogul

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get told Batman can bench press 1000 pounds
    >look up issue
    >plate is literally unintelligible
    : /

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's an issue where he one arm throws a solid gold sarcophagus that would easily weigh two tonnes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's an issue where True Darkseid is on Apocalypse and just added all of Highfather's powers to his own, then Batman kicks his teeth out

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does that have to do with the panel being unintelligible?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What does your inability to read have to do with Batman throwing two tonne sarcophagi like a baseball?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you talking about this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >'500 lbs' clearly stamped on the plate
      ???

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even putting aside the question of why in the mongrel loving frick there would be a 500 pound plate in the first place, those look like scribbles. The S in LBS would be backwards. The 5 and following zeroes would look like a 4 year old scribbled them with a sharpie, not to mention the upper half is obscured.
        If you want to be open minded, it almost looks like there is a decimal point after the hypothetical "50"
        So yes, it's unintelligible

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anon is the only one who can't read
          >HURRDURR iTs UnInteLLiGIBBBBle
          lol

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you so insecure?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you projecting?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not. You threw a pantomime over nothing. So is it

                Are you talking about this?

                or not?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can read, can't you?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You made that bid already. See

                Even putting aside the question of why in the mongrel loving frick there would be a 500 pound plate in the first place, those look like scribbles. The S in LBS would be backwards. The 5 and following zeroes would look like a 4 year old scribbled them with a sharpie, not to mention the upper half is obscured.
                If you want to be open minded, it almost looks like there is a decimal point after the hypothetical "50"
                So yes, it's unintelligible

                And is that the "throwing sarcophagi like baseballs" feat or not? Don't be childish

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you can read, then you shouldn't be so needy demanding I help you do so, anon. Figure it out.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Be like that, then

      • 3 months ago
        DoctorGreen

        >modern DC's usage of scientific scales
        >Reliable
        pick one

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not that schizo, doc.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      could be 50.8 lbs which is about 23kg

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      'Who' is the only thing that comes to mind.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doppo mogs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disagree. Kuroki is strong as shit and doesn’t frick around

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I was holding back, strongest character in the verse

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who takes it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good lord Thanos go on a diet

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRING ME HAPPY CHAOS

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon sissy

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of stomp match is this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gretchen could outsmart 2, Spinelli could outfight 4, TJ is a better leader than 1…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's get a real mu going.

      If the KND had everything at their disposal, could they somehow defeat the Teen Titans?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >here’s a REAL MU
        >it’s garbage
        Many such cases

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hoagie solos

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They have beaten the Christmas equivalency to the X-Men, so they do already have experience with fighting entire teams of people with superpowers. Chances are, if they can take advantages of any weaknesses, they can win.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The KND are a military unit with giant robots and jetpacks. What the frick are you thinking. The Recess Gang wouldn't be able to do a thing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Job to some guy that uses a toilet plunger as a weapon who wasn't even at full force (lmao how does that make sense)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Toilanator can withstand being shot with lasers, flamethrowers, being stomped by robots and falling off of skyscrapers.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Number 1 still has PTSD of the toilet plunger
            >And of pancakes for some reason

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's toonforce you dumbass. Also Toilernator is weak.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >character survives shit
              >"nuh-uh because [IRRELEVANT "POWER"]

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >character survived fatal shit
                >jobs to non-fatal shit
                It's toonforce bro.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They also regularly fight and beat a man who can turn into fire. They're already way beyond anything regular kids can deal with.

    • 3 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      What exactly are the Recess kids supposed to do here?

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    New upgrade incoming...the DCverse is done....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DC absolutely stomps this pathetic peice of shit. Do you really think being as big as a Galaxy is an IWIN? The Superman Thought Robot is inifinitely bigger and more powerful, being bigger than Limbo, which is infinitely bigger than the multiverse.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Thought Robot took damage from the heat of 10 billion suns. He's fodder to TTGL.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          DC Suns have the power to destroy infinite universes, and are canonically the physical forms of omnipotent deities

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >11D
      He curbstomps FoDderC just by existing

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=2jxZCftM7xAterE0
    Peach bros....we still lost to Fire Emblem, despite no research....

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SHITven JOBverse
    Not worth anyone’s time.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >superman can crush a peach seed into a diamond
    how the frick does this make ANY sense?
    this guy is a reality warper isn't he?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      superman just can, okay?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >superman can crush a peach seed into a diamond
        how the frick does this make ANY sense?
        this guy is a reality warper isn't he?

        You know what he can’t do? Beat Godzilla

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing because seeds are mostly carbs? Of course that doesn't explain where the other trace minerals go.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamera could NEVER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why simply hang with chicks when you can make them into dirty JAV bawds?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh like this?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >AAACK

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gamera ain't got a book written about how he plows Westerner girl pussy, now does he?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There’s also that picture of him hanging out with 3 b***hes but I can’t find it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      NGL a romanic comedy where one of the actors is just a human sized godzilla is something I would watch.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >insecure zillacuck trying to kill the thread again

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will yuji be able to do what denji couldn't do?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Yuta and Maki die because of this bum then I'm gonna be so mad. Megumi really needs to lock in and get his ass up already.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      False equivalency since Aki was already dead and effectively a dead man walking since he was a kid. Megumi has his body, mind, and consciousness/soul intact.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Makima: you could have saved him, denji.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The lying, manipulative b***h lied when Denji was at his mentally weakest
          Whoa. He was a Fiend. I.e, already dead. He only had a handful of months to live regardless. Nothing Denji did would’ve been able to save him.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It would have been possible if Denji knew how to extract the fiend from him but no one knows how to do that in csm.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, it still would’ve been impossible. Because Fiends are dead bodies taken over by Devils. He would’ve extracted Gun and just had a corpse.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is probably some devil out there that has the ability to resurrect people;we just haven't seen them yet.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s just a what-if though. And even if a Devil like that existed, why wouldn’t the Devil Hunters already have it? How would Denji even know about it? Why wouldn’t it be constantly sought out? There’s just too many assumptions to jump to the conclusion that a Devil like that exists in the first place, and it doesn’t take away from the fact that Aki was doubly dead well before Denji even knew he was in danger. It’s not like with Megumi where he has a chance because his soul, body, and mind are still lingering. Denji literally couldn’t do anything and was just chopping up a possessed corpse of his pseudo older brother so that more people didn’t die.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is probably some devil out there that has the ability to resurrect people;we just haven't seen them yet.

                Just wait bro, the death devil will show up and revive everyone after she falls in love with Denji.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aki's name was in the list of Gun Devil victims. He was already dead.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can they solve the Kira case?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Wallygays so obsessed with Sonic?

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wally out of nowhere

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Happy Chaos? What a chump.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chaos looked into the abyss and blinked, slither man laughed

  47. 3 months ago
    CapeworldComics

    I'm considering Bass vs Pluto. I think it could be more interesting than Mega Man vs Astro.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is Bass getting? Just the games? Archie/Mega Mix/Any other obsecure manga?
      Does he get Copy Weapons?

      • 3 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        I'm giving him as much as possible, so yes, copy weapons.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, would be cool to see since Bass only usually gets put against Sonic characters.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean can you blame people? He's probably the most famous 'Dark' version of a Hero outside Shadow and Metal

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              *in gaming
              Should clarify before people come after me

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Man, maybe ten years ago. Nobody knows Mega Man anymore. Crapcum murdered it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but can you name any other besides Vergil?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dark Pit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay I'll take that L.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wario has literally never been in a popular game in which he is Mario's rival and only Mario's Rival.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Super Mario Land 2, where he debuted.
                Also, moving goalposts is moving.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                His debut game, dumbass.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wario, Dark Samus, Dark Link, Mimimyu,
                Clone Andy, Shadow Kirby & Meta Knight, Blood Falcon, Evil Crash, Max from Bomberman, Star Wolf… it’s a well worn cliche at this point.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Shadow Kirby
                No Shadow Kirby is an actual good guy I am not counting him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He’s still a rival character, I think. Just a nice one.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dark Link. Shadow Mario. Venom. Goku Black. Nemesis Prime.
              Honestly, I don't think classic Bass is even that known since he was introduced into the series fairly late. Proto Man tends to be seen as Mega Man's rival by most people.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also from Cinemaphile, Bizarro, Black Adam, Sinestro, Sabretooth.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Madara instead of strolling up the Ninja Alliance, strolls up to every Power Ranger team.
    How does it go?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he defeats them in the first fight but loses the second one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't Wildforce literally have an Animal God on their side?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I say this with the most sincere intent. He does not have enough Chakra outside of Edo to summon enough Susano-Os to even contend with the Zords even if we say he makes one for every two Zords. Even CC2 wanked Six Paths Madara could only summon six Perfect Susano-Os at once.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't one of the teams just instantly gib anyone who committed a crime?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        SPD, and not instantly they usually need to weaken them before they capture them. Plus it's not like a perma seal.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a story where Light Yagami is overpowered and completely obliterates his enemies with his superpowers

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judge Holden deez nuts

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who should John Rico from Starship Troopers fight?

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WON'T GIVE IN!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how powerful actually is this?
      Your math is wrong because decibel energy isn't linear, they're on a log base 10 scale. And you only need 550 decibels to destroy the universe.
      10 Billion decibels? I got no idea

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        simple calc
        10,000,000,000 - 550 = 9999999450
        9999999450/10 = 999999945
        10^999999945 Universes = ...
        We don't have a name for that. That's just the number of Universes that 4 words from Superman can erase.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          or, get this, the writers are idiots and don't know what a decibel is
          considering that superman did in fact not erase even a single universe there

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean that Superman's Fortress of Solitude TANKED it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ......and by universes I mean dollars. From DC's accounts. After his new movie flops.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn that’s crazy…
          …how KINGtos is still the strongest character in this thread

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ....'s laundry room.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              ...because he erased everyone leaving only their clothes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ......and by "everyone" I mean his wife and daughter.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...metaphorically because like his wife and daughter they were all reduced to ash

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...."they" in this case being his new wife and daughter.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...because for reasons not understood all those characters decided to refer to themselves as a wife or daughter.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ..."all those characters" being Marvel's street level heroes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...because before Kratos everyone is considered street level.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                .....except for wall-level and up, which are too powerful for him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...as he holds back to not make all those weaklings feel bad

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...."he" being Spiderman, addressing the GoWverse.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...Spiderman being the secret identity of Kratos as he addresses the Gears of War universe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that’s 1 with 999999945 zeroes. Even if you spelled it out like “billion billion billion” you’d have to type “billion” out 111111105 times and hit the character limit. These kind of decibels are consistent for Superman too.

          Let’s just all admit he’s infinite already and spare ourselves such absurd abstracts.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you typed out “billion” on all 500 posts of the thread, and another 500 in the time it takes to reach page 10, you still wouldn’t be able to type out that many.

            Superman is infinite.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          and he still loses to a top percentage rattata

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Superman can destroy an unquantifiable number of universes just by shouting really loud
          >Comic where he shouted really loud doesn’t show him destroying Earth, let alone a universe

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The fortress of solitude tanked it, duh.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death Battle guys, I know you lurk here, watch this video and think about how it applies to your fight scenes

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WON’T GIVE IN!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I WONT GIVE AAAAACKK

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superman was holding back in this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he held back his durability bro

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He canonically does this. Only in moments of greatest multiversal need does he amplify his powers higher than normal and absorb higher levels of solar radiation and also tap into the metaverse

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ROOAAAArRRR- AAAAACK

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >KAIJUgayS ARE OBSESSED WITH ME!
          >shows up to respond to everything with godzilla in it
          >the kaijugays don't even acknowledge you
          >LOL THEY'RE SO OBSESSED
          Dance monkey dance. Keep going, sink these threads to /trash/.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's no use Mumbogay! Into the Ass Void is where you'll sag!

            >would lose to the following
            Captain Lou 'GUIDING LIGHT' Albano Lead 18 tag teams to win the gold belt
            Yokozuna (all 500 plus pounds of him)
            The Big Boss Man (and will make him eat his dog too)
            Bastion Booger (snot even a contest)
            Haystacks Calhoon (he was a MOUNTAIN of a man!)
            Vader (while making you look at a picture of his wiener accidentally)
            Bam Bam Bigelow (Bam Bam's in control)
            Jim Ross (BOOM BOOM)
            Rikishi (and he'd do it for the rock since he's a bad man)
            The Blue Meanie

            All job to the Ass Void!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yo you call that an ass? That ain't an ass, brotha.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >'don't acknowledge'
            >immediately melts down every time
            wut

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mumbogay isn't kaijugay. Mumbogay got Kaijugay banned from uploading images while incognitomode.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's the same kaijutard who was doing the same mindbreak song and dance while calling himself 'gameragay' and arguing with himself lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No? Gamerautist is a different schizo. They frequently go to /m/ and goes 'imagine if gamera did this'. There's been at least four 'kaijugays', and one tokusatsugay. You gotta learn the schizo lore.
                Kaijugay 1 is the original, who appeared what, two years ago, and posted the 2014 Godzilla in the chad pose.
                Kaijugay 2 is the one who's currently banned and IP blocked from posting images while in incognito mode. (thanks to Mumbogay)
                Kaijugay 3 showed up for like, a week, and left to /m/ and /toy/ and gets into fights over people calling Godzilla with pink spikes 'gay'.
                Kaijugay 4 is the one who calmly debates things and points out the lore feats of the monsters.
                Gamerautist is the gamera obsessed one who thinks Gamera was robbed his chance of stardom.
                Gamerager used to show up and scream at Gamerautist, but he vanished from /m/.
                Tokusatsugay posts about well, tokusatsu like Ultraman, Super Sentai, and other Japanese heroes.
                Nikogay, who thinks they're all one guy, doesn't realize Kaijugay 1 filters him, same with kaijugay 2.
                Mumbogay originally appeared from Cinemaphile smash threads to laugh at the autism in these threads.
                Loregay (me), is actually dedicating time to document these morons in the sperg ranch.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone in my headspace

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >keeps screaming that kaijugays are obsessed with them
              >no kaijugays responds to them
              >think it's a meltdown
              wut??

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you're nothing to these threads
            >which of course you alone will sink to /trash/
            Drama queen much, homosexual?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nikogay is the reason these threads are on the janitor's radar. These threads are currently on the watch list thanks to Nikogay, Mumbogay, the Peridot spammer, and the Jirenposter.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >JIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIREN
                Warped.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't talking about the character. Was talking about the poster who would just post Jiren's image and nothing else. Usually got deleted for off topicness, I assume?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn’t that guy stop posting here months ago?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of the schizos only show up for a month or two and leave. Except the ones who are terminally stuck in these threads.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >would lose to the following
          Captain Lou 'GUIDING LIGHT' Albano Lead 18 tag teams to win the gold belt
          Yokozuna (all 500 plus pounds of him)
          The Big Boss Man (and will make him eat his dog too)
          Bastion Booger (snot even a contest)
          Haystacks Calhoon (he was a MOUNTAIN of a man!)
          Vader (while making you look at a picture of his wiener accidentally)
          Bam Bam Bigelow (Bam Bam's in control)
          Jim Ross (BOOM BOOM)
          Rikishi (and he'd do it for the rock since he's a bad man)
          The Blue Meanie

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          God bless and keep you, anon.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a single Superman feat posted
    >entire thread loses their minds
    Still SuperKING of Death Battle after all these years.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >supercuck needs to samegay

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a single character you genuinely just want to see job horribly so the annoying fans shut the frick up?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ... Cipher.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brony is STILL malding

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've never seen horse show, I just think poeple who think Bill is some kind of unstoppable big bad is just dumb. Like that man jobbed hard in both the main story and in the expanded media, like the implication that he's some top teir no one can beat is moronic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      superman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dante Devilmaycry

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A high tier cape losing to a character that isn’t from a comic book.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Billy Butcher
      I don't care about his fans but I personally hate this character with a burning passion, I want so see him dead just like Homelander against Omniman
      >Yujiro and Shen Wulong
      Yujiro is a cool guy but his fanbase can get annoying sometimes, it would be funny to see him lose a very close match up (something like Goku Vs Yujiro won't do it because that's an obvious stomp) his fans would go apeshit
      Shen is an actual awful character that deserves to be humiliated, he doesn't even have any fans...
      >All Isekai MCs
      Self explanatory all Isekaishit deserves to die
      >All low tier Dragon Ball Characters
      The high tier DB characters are ok, but some DBZ fans are so high on their own farts that they unironically think guys like Yamcha, Tien, or Yajirobe are planet busters just because of moronic power level scaling that makes absolutely no sense.
      I can buy Krillin being close to planet level but even that I'd a huge stretch. I want any character to kill some of these guys to humble DB fans. Bardock Vs Omniman would be a good way to do this (of course will Omniman winning as he should)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hating on Shen
        This guy doesn’t know how to party.
        >doesn’t have fans
        Lmao what? Shen is a funny guy and a nice, goofy little final boss. The only people who don’t like him are the ones who take everything seriously, as if he hasn’t shown that he can switch between joker and actual combatant.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up, Sandro. Shen has had nothing but boring shit in the way of fights and his entire personality is drinking beer, toasting and saying affably nice things, then glaring every once in a while. There's nothing even remotely interesting about him, he's not even intimidating

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Omni-man can win as long as they don’t use Toei Bardock, if Death Battle pulls out even the original Bardock special though he’s fricked because his power level is massively inflated compared to what it should be.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m pretty sure that they literally can’t use Super Sayian Bardock because that’s specifically from a Heroes storyline, and using that would basically mean you’d have to use MK Omni-Man.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m not referring to Super Saiyan Bardock, I’m referring to the original special where he tries to stop Frieza from blowing up Planet Vegeta after a race he exterminated cursed him with the knowledge that his species is doomed, his power level got increased to the point that he’s on the same level as elite Saiyans like Nappa.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Regular SS is from Episode of Bardock, which was a manga that was made into a movie during Heroes infancy. The Bardock arcs for Heroes didn't come out until several years later, so that should be fair game. SS3 and 4 however, are purely Xeno/Heroes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ultra has gone on record stating that he imagines that episode of bardock and super manga/toei anime bardock would be composited.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Episode of Bardock
            >Super manga
            >Toei anime
            >All composited
            What the frick would this do to his power levels, he's done a lot of bullshit in the first two but very little in the manga.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Episode of Bardock
              >Toei Anime
              Those don't really contradict each other (too much).
              It's just that Episode of Bardock is really stupid.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yamcha and Tien are planet busters. Android 20 and 19 mistaken Yamcha for Goku since his power level was higher than Saiyan saga Goku.
        They went through the same training as Goku did in the afterlife even beating his record, so the scaling matches up.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Show me Yamcha blowing up a planet

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don’t have to because it’s basic powerscaling that doesn’t involve bullshit numbers. You can be a stubborn about it but no one cares.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vegeta was introduced as a planet buster with a power level (PL) of 18,000. Recoome had a PL of over 30,000 and lost to Yamcha in the anime. Tien defeated both Burter and Jeice a feat Ginyu said would require a PL of over 60,000.. It's wild that people still try to reject the idea of characters with higher power levels being more powerful, despite that literally being it's purpose

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t have to because it’s basic powerscaling that doesn’t involve bullshit numbers. You can be a stubborn about it but no one cares.

          Ok then I guess this

          I WON'T GIVE IN!

          simple calc
          10,000,000,000 - 550 = 9999999450
          9999999450/10 = 999999945
          10^999999945 Universes = ...
          We don't have a name for that. That's just the number of Universes that 4 words from Superman can erase.

          is a 100% valid feat because only numbers matter even if they make no sense at all right?

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Corrupted the people's champ, folding him into the ranks of the Bloodline

    Bring him horus, bring him the false emperor. The false gods will know what it means to acknowledge true power

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >B-BLOODLINE
      >doesn't acknowledge Jimmy Snuka
      FAKE SAMOAN! FAKE CHAMPION
      It's about fricking time WWE acknowledged actual samoan herritage beyond 'they have hard heads cause they're foreign' or 'he's japanese lol'

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It legit blew my mind to find out Yokozuna wasn't Japanese.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Bloodline acknowledges how its power has grown over the millennium, unlike the feebles primarches, who squabble over nonsense

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still sucks they won't put Snuka on it. WWE is trying to erase him like they did with Benoit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's in there, its just a wide layered list for some reason, the rock's weakness may be powerpoint

            Now is Mick Foley considered a Samoan? Him and Dwayne became blood brothers.

            foley is apart of the Samoan dynasty for as long as the high chiefs deem him worthy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              YO ROMAN, UNCLE RIKISHI'S HERE

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now is Mick Foley considered a Samoan? Him and Dwayne became blood brothers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Where's fulgrim at baby *hisses*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll give you a sip of my slurpee....if you...let me have a bite....of your weiner...
        Kek.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wrestlers
    Sup /woo/.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    zabuza vs geralt tell me who wins

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You win.

  61. 3 months ago
    A Literal Infant

    >LOUD COUGHING

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >act like a schizo
    >people point it out
    >”lol rent free”
    What’s this called it happens a lot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      moronation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      These schizos appear to be extremely adamant about the dumb homie shit they post, so of course they get defensive when they've been found out

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Schizos can never let go. See all the coldposting of responses itt.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WON'T GIVE IN!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      both are chads and the pullers of vs debating

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pillars*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >goku apologist can't even spell
        of course the Superchads knew this of your caste already

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DBS Goku was a mistake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a Goku fan I'm happy he is inferior to Superman. it gives him another mountain to climb.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...before he reaches the level of a DC dustmite

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          As a Goku fan I'm happy he is inferior to a DC dustmite. it gives him another mountain to climb.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel, DC, and Dragon Ball are the blights of modern powerscaling

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    h-help, bros! the wrestlingchads are kicking our collective asses! they're going to shove me in a locker; how do i formulate an argument against this?! i- AUUGGHHHH NOT IN THE LOCKER

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >erases all of Dragon Ball existence

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ....'s laundry.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        … in bizarro world.

        >He erased every body of clothing in both normal and bizarro DB simultaneously
        Whoa...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      … in bizarro world.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the same face he made when 3 BIG SLAV wienerS pounded away at his alien butthole

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Corroborated multiple times btw tbh fyi

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Superman would kill Goku just by saying Hello

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are comic book writers so ignorant? I can understand the average joe but these people are including these numbers in their stories and still can't tell a logarithmic scale from a linear scale

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In that era I'd just chalk it up to "we want Superman to come off as really super everything" and start throwing in some scientific terms that sound cool and not really care about the specific power level that comes out of it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Comic book writers have never cared about power scaling and never will. How many times must comic book writers openly state this? Was Stan Lee not clear enough? How many times must characters like Batman, Prometheus, Catman, or Deathstroke out-react The Flash for it to sink in? How many times must Godzilla clobber Superman before you understand?
          a better question is why won't death battle fans or power scalers accept this fact already?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is why I don't read big 2 comics. The writing is fricking horrendous. Some of the worst I've seen in existence.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >out-react The Flash
            Everyone has done that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >how many times must-
            they'll just handwave that as a low-end anti-feat for character A, and then use it as a legitimate feat for character B. battle boarding is unironically autistic, in that everything is taken at face-value, and any deeper narrative is ignored.
            kirk dodges a laser-coded attack? well, it would suck for the story if he died there, so he dodges it. but to the perverted gaze of a powerscaler, it's seen as a legitimate feat
            that said, mftl kirk speedblitzes ur verse btw

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not about power scaling, it's about not understanding the reality around you. Your anger and rant are both misplaced

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hey smart ass, every time lex luthor needs kryptonite to weaken superman, that's power-scaling right there

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The battle of the frauds

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel, DC, and Dragon Ball are the pillars of modern powescaling.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon Ball doesn't even register on the richter scale that is DC

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Too afraid to badmouth CHADvel

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are so many rival verses that function under this rule that I can't even count them all
    >Kengan and Baki
    Baki low tiers are barely above peak human but Kegan low tiers are able to do shit like dodge gunfire and demolish actual trucks bare-handed
    Kengan high tiers are able to do those things but more weird, and Baki high tiers are walking WMDs
    >Godzilla and Gamera
    The weakest Godzilla monster is a man-sized mantis. The weakest Gamera monster is a clawed bioweapon the size of a whale who can carve chunks out of solid concrete and straight up eviscerate people with glancing strikes
    The strongest Gamera monster is... I actually don't know, is there a strongest? The strongest Godzilla monster threatens planets minimum

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gamera monsters are very, very low tier compared to Godzilla so your chart doesn’t apply

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you honestly think Gyaos would lose to Kamacarus then I'm sorry, have a nice day

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I do, problem?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why. Not even VSBW agrees with that shit

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              scales to godzilla

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Got his ass kicked in a 3v1
                >Couldn't even scratch the big guy once
                >Scales to him
                Are you trolling or moronic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                they're 1/rd of godzilla, thus far beyond gamera

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you are moronic. I'm sorry, but I actually want you to die.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is a lot of emotion for a scuffle on Cinemaphile's death battle general

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only as expected of kaijuhomosexuals.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, Godzilla powerscalers are beyond moronic and I can't take it anymore. I've dealt with their stupidity for fricking 5 years straight now and I want to punch one of them in the face so god damn hard it's unreal

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up Gameratard

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Immediately deflects
                You're the same kind of absolute homosexual who believes Kratos is multiverse level.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah kratos is mountain level, gamera is island level and godzilla is planet level

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn't know about THAT

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no no no

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                is it muh moon laser

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                One, no.
                Two, I don't know why people underestimate that thing. Shit literally bored a hole in the moon like a railgun through jelly and didn't stop or slow down whatsoever.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Falseflag

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't know Godzilla had hardcore fans in real life.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Someone posted their collection before in these threads.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                To quote someone
                >If you want to know if someone is a serious Kaiju fan, ask them if Godzilla would beat Ultraman
                >If they answer yes, they're a normie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The name of that someone?
                Albert Einstein.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It depends on the Ultra. If it was Ultraman Zearth from the first movie? Godzilla would win if he just kicked up enough dirt. Zearth is germaphobic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He got over that Anon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I know that, I own the movie. That's why I said 'first movie'. He spent 80% of that movie fearing dirt and grime.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                even if he was as strong as godzilla's pinky, he would still be stronger than gamera

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gyaos? Bud, Gamera would lose to Kamacuras. Kamacuras once busted an entire solar system

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't DC and Marvel's powerlevels borderline indistinguishable at high tier?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raven vs Phoenix and Thanos vs Darkseid suggest otherwise.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Raven
          >High Tier

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literal fanfiction

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >unironic copeposting

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              We don't state the content of our posts here.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. So keep that in mind.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why, I always have!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >unironic truthposting

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            true

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Off the top of my head "Baki low tiers" as in unnamed shitters can punch a 100kg heavy bag so hard it slams against the ceiling, deliver a flawless horizontal drop kick to a man over 7 feet tall while wearing SWAT gear and picrel. It's a bit more than just peak human

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WON’T GIVE IN!

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku yells for 30 episodes and gets a new tumblr hairdye
    Superman speaks 4 words and erases an immeasurable number of realities

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yet Superman got killed by Godzilla. Lmfao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was holding back.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And when he wasn't holding back, he couldn't knock Godzilla over with a punch. Explain that one.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was holding back then, too.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No. He wasn't. He couldn't even knock Godzilla over. Neither could a double uppercut from Supergirl and Shazam. BOTH where enraged by Superman's 'death' He's totally gonna help in the final issue, when Lex finishes his MechaGodzilla

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, he was. Superman is always holding back a lot, even subconsciously.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope.
                >Godzilla took a mace hit from Hawkgirl, two lightening bolts from Shazam, multiple punches from Clark, a double upper cut from Supergirl and Shazam, and tanked Speed Force vibrating through him, and then bit out Atom Breaker's throat.
                >B-BUT SUPERMAN WAS HOLDING BACK
                You're the reason Atom Breaker died, anon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Punches from a Superman who is holding back, a lot, and doesn’t even want to kill him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but Shazam and Supergirl WANTED him dead for killing Superman. They had rage powered uppercuts and hit him at the same time and couldn't even budge him. Godzilla just left on his own accord. To see what Tiamat was doing in Aquaman's kingdom, scaring Aquaman so hard he panic'd and released the Kraken.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One thing DC and DBZ have in common is that you have people coming up to them with super complex hax abilities that they think gives them the clincher, meanwhile Goku and Superman can just brute force through that shit because they're built different.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Goku
      Nah lol. Can’t even brute force his way through a sniper or a tree

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vegito got turned into a piece of candy and he still beat the piss out of Super Buu, and Goku's way beyond Buu Saga Vegito.
        Realistically he'd just grab someone like Gojo and put him in a chokehold because he's just stronger.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn…Vegito and Goku are BOTH weaker than trees…

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Superman sings True Darkseid to death

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gojo out of nowhere

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to put 50,000 fully blossomed Pikmin up Superman's ass. Let's see if he can handle THAT.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if they beat on his prostate so hard that he ejaculated and then they drank the cum and became super Pikmin.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Clark what's wrong?
        >SOMETHING'S STIMULATING MY SUPER-PROSTATE! AAAAAAAAURGH
        >cums so hard he beheads Green Arrow

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Written................
          .........
          ................by tom taylor

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman speaks and Goku is deleted down to his quantum strings
    Superman exhales and Goku's immortal soul is frozen and destroyed
    Superman inhales and the air is asphyxiated from Goku's lungs
    Superman opens his eyes and Goku's brain is burned to cinders
    Superman thinks and Goku is erased from reality
    Superman sings and the concept of Goku is forgotten from fiction
    Superman steps out of the comic and tears Dragon Ball issue 1 in half in front of Toriyama

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a Goku fan this makes me happy. it means Goku has more mountains to climb.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    goku tanked all that btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can see his parachute - he'll be alright.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That parachute? Superman used his superspeed to give it to him mid-fight, faster than he could even notice.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yogiri is tier-0 and wins by default.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku still loses hard. but that's okay. As a true Goku fan this makes me happy. it means Goku has more mountains to climb

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talk about a spite matchup, Moonlevelman turned into a stump is too cruel.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the Superman Goku shitposting is great. Everything else is shit and boring.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The OPUS of Battleboarding can't be surpassed even after several decades of new media and new matchups, they are ALWAYS in their prime.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Powerscailing is important to a narrative. The story has to make sense so the audience won't blow their brains out questioning why the frick did this and that happen.

    Also Manga > Comics for this reason.

    Bleach fell off because of shit storytelling and ridicious powerscailing. Which is unironically the big 2, except 100x worse.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tr/a/nime dorks are heavily autistic
      No shit.

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starship Troopers mentioned - dispensing Roughnecks intro

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    zabuza vs geralt tell me who wins

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best Geralt MUs?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clare from Claymore

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who do you think would win Zabuza or Geralt

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragonkeks... Explain yourselves!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's racist as shit

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