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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    beerus and goku making wall level shockwaves that only endangered the universe because they were getting stronger vs the platonic concept of truth.
    very eye opening

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's true, though. your pathetic cope doesn't change anything

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your sole argument to the contrary is that they stopped making shockwaves, but neither one got any weaker so your point is moot. They could still do it, Goku just got better at meeting Beerus’s hits. Shockwaves which were the one and only thing that ever endangered the universe. If you disagree, point me to what else they did that endangered the entire universe.

          beerus and goku making wall level shockwaves that only endangered the universe because they were getting stronger vs the platonic concept of truth.
          very eye opening

          My argument is that when these characters are stated to be strong enough to destroy the universe when there are no shockwaves.

          Your only counter argument is that you're a fricking moron and your feeble brain can only cling to the shockwaves excuse Even though it makes no sense in this context.

          Their energy blasts also engulfed the entire macrocosm in light? Did you just forget that?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The shockwaves were the only thing endangering the universe and the characters didn't get weaker. Thanks for playing, Pajeetard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your sole argument to the contrary is that they stopped making shockwaves, but neither one got any weaker so your point is moot. They could still do it, Goku just got better at meeting Beerus’s hits. Shockwaves which were the one and only thing that ever endangered the universe. If you disagree, point me to what else they did that endangered the entire universe.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Their shockwaves threatened to destroy the Universe.
          So they are Multiversal as that's just the byproduct of them putting in a little effort.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a Dragon ball fan I am happy about Goku and Beerus being wall level. It will give them more mountains to climb.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >scholar deploys the troony Defense
        Bros…

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          newbie, this became popular at the time of gamergate.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And who’s using it nonstop now? Scholars, apparently…

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, I use it when appropriate.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's how the previous thread ended, you dumbass

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does it matter? no one brings thread topics to a new thread.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then again, 2023 didn't fade from the timeline on January 1st

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vs the platonic concept of truth
      Who's that again?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jack Reacher vs Rorschach (Lee Child's Reacher Series vs Watchmen)

    >Stoic, intelligent, and brutal Vigilantes who have a strong sense of justice but also kinda have the mentality of doing whatever they want everywhere.
    >One of the reasons why both are like how they are is because of an incident as a child where they beat up kids that were bullying them (Reacher standing up for himself and his brother by beating up Kurtis Bishop while Rorschach was being bullied on the streets as a child which caused him to lash out at them).
    >(minor connection) Both mostly go by their names that start with the letter R and don’t really acknowledge their real one (Reacher preferring to go by just Reacher which is his last time and Rorschach abandoning the name “Walter Kovacs” after solving a case of a missing girl).
    >Both are trying to solve a murder case with someone who they had a lot of respect for and had a government job (Joe Reacher who’s Jack’s brother and is a secret service officer and Comedian who was Rorschach’s teammate and a paramilitary Operative).
    >Both went to jail and caused an incident with the prisoners proving they were a boss. (Reacher beating the shit out of a bunch of prisoners in the bathroom and Rorschach throwing oil onto a prisoners face in the cafeteria).
    >Both during this investigation would team up with a more calm character who in their past attended Harvard and rejoined their life of fighting crime (Oscar Finlay and Nite Owl).
    >The murderer they were looking for is revealed to be a blonde rich dude (Kline Jr and Ozymandias).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fight setup: Rorschach has been keeping notes on Reacher, because he feels Reacher might be the murderer of a case he’s solving due to Reacher being seen as a menace to society. Throughout the beginning, Rorschach’s face is anonymous and covered by darkness, not showing his masked face and instead remaining it hidden in the shade. It starts at sunset-night time, where Rorschach is stealthily following Reacher and keeping notes on him in his journal. Reacher however, being the smart person he is, picks up on this. Reacher would lead Rorschach into an alleyway where Rorschach felt suspicion, but followed. Rorschach realizes then while following Reacher into the alleyway that he’s gone. It would suddenly happen when Reacher comes out of hiding and then fights Rorschach. They fight for a little bit using their fists and wits aswell as using trash around them as weapons. However a cool detail that could be revealed is Rorschach’s face (talking about with his mask on) during the fist fight Rorschach and Reacher have for a bit. Rorschach’s masked face would get revealed after Reacher knocks Rorschach to the ground, which hits Rorschach’s hat off. Reacher would stop for a moment and then suddenly see Rorschach’s mask making Reacher go “what the hell… who the hell even are you?” Rorschach would then put his hat back on, take out his grappling gun and shoot it up to the top of the building they’re next to. Reacher, not wanting Rorschach to escape, follows Rorschach from the ladder on the side of the building in the alleyway, progressing this into a rooftop fight.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't just stop there anon. Write the rest of the fight.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

    [...]


    What exactly does that scan prove? Daredevil > Hulk?! What "power scaling" is supposed to be happening here? Do you not know what power scaling is?

    How did Stan Lee contradict statements he made 10 years ago with stuff he wrote 50 years ago? If anything, it's the other way around.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Daredevil is beating up Hulk in that scan. Guess he scales to Hulk and is now a herald tier character that can solo basically anyone he's ever been put up against now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        SS:KYJL is what happens when you throw powerscailing out the window. Anyone reasonable wouldn't create this game, but because of this "Do whatever you want!" lazy mindset is plaguing the industry, all these shitty half ass media is being released. Thus you get bad stories that disrespect the characters.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I more believe that KTJL was made because pop culture became more mainstream, and the people who used to bully people for being into them joined the bandwagon but never actually improved as people so they just forced their way to cater to themselves.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are a hell of a lot more problems with that game than powerscaling

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            We know, that's just a part of it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's but an extension of post-modern horse shit that posits everything is meaningless and nothing is sacred

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you feel about fighting games like Injustice or Marvel vs Capcom?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're fun, especially the latter. This game was also the bomb and I played it all the time when I was a kid.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          SS:KYJL is what happens when Naughty Dog gets the license to make a capeshit game.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where the frick is Rambo?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No Rambo
        List was made by someone with intelligence on par with El Hechizado

        Rambo isn't suited to fight Wick. Like at all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but le original film’s message!
          By this metric every Godzilla matchup except Kong should be void.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The frick are you talking about

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But he is? A man of action, an operator of distinguished ability, who after trying to escape into normalcy is pulled back into a life of violence by the foolish actions of a little man with a big ego and on a meta level continues to be dragged into violence by the audience's bloodthirst and desire to see them fighting. Stats-wise they're pretty even, the themes are great, and their arsenals are large and varied enough to make a great fight animation. What's not to like? Wick vs Rambo is great.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He absolutely is. He's stronger than Wick, is arguably tougher, and is capable of using his surroundings to fight.

          But he is? A man of action, an operator of distinguished ability, who after trying to escape into normalcy is pulled back into a life of violence by the foolish actions of a little man with a big ego and on a meta level continues to be dragged into violence by the audience's bloodthirst and desire to see them fighting. Stats-wise they're pretty even, the themes are great, and their arsenals are large and varied enough to make a great fight animation. What's not to like? Wick vs Rambo is great.

          This.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I meant character wise their stories don't really match. Wick is a man on a path of vengeance who, as the story goes on, begrudgingly decides to perform tasks for certain members of the high table in order to win back his freedom.

            Rambo is a survivor who hates the conflicts he was forced to partake in and just wants to live a peaceful life. Every Rambo movie after First Blood just makes him out to be actionhero.jpg #94849292825 and it takes away from the tragic humanity of his character.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              And Wick was also a survivor who at his core hates the conflicts he partook in, who also wanted to live a peaceful life with the memory of his wife, but was torn away from that by a jackass who picked the wrong target. He wanted a peaceful life, like Rambo. And Rambo is also someone who in his second film tried to earn his freedom by begrudgingly doing a mission, but later continues to get swept up in organizational intrigues and has to keep fighting. What about their stories do you not understand the similarities in? It's real simple.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's because the other Rambo films morph him more and more over time into another bland action hero when his original movie already made him more human and relatable than any of them combined.
                If Wick just had one movie where he tried to take revenge and successfully got it as well as a new life then I'd be able to understand, but he had an entire franchise that slowly drove him away from that until they hamfisted it at the very end with him somewhat successfully earning his freedom. Also, as far as I know, the 2nd Rambo film was a flashback film to his Vietnam days, so would it really still count?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's because the other Rambo films morph him more and more over time into another bland action hero when his original movie already made him more human and relatable than any of them combined.
                Not really. That only really applies to Rambo 3. All the others progress his story down the expected path of "old but adept killer keeps getting dragged into bullshit". And it's not like you can't say pretty much the same thing about the John Wick movies, unless you're going to somehow argue every single Wick movie is an absolutely necessary piece of cinema.
                >If Wick just had one movie where he tried to take revenge and successfully got it as well as a new life then I'd be able to understand, but he had an entire franchise that slowly drove him away from that until they hamfisted it at the very end with him somewhat successfully earning his freedom.
                I'm not sure how you don't understand the parallel here of the men wanting to escape violence but are unwillingly kept in the cycle. Rambo 1 didn't exactly end with Rambo getting revenge and a new life, it ended with him in custody of the feds.
                >Also, as far as I know, the 2nd Rambo film was a flashback film to his Vietnam days, so would it really still count?
                You'd be wrong. It's a sequel. At least look up the wiki article. Or watch the movies, and see the same parallels we see between Rambo and Wick and why we think they'd be a fun Death Battle match. In any event, how do you say "the other Rambo films morph him more and more over time into another bland action hero" when you don't even appear to have even watched any?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          As for Rambo I agree that his most thematic match is most likely Beard (Hotline Miami)

          >One-man army soldiers serving the American Military during a war which the nation instigated (The Vietnam War and the American-Russian conflict) that despite their skills while serving being one of a kind, hold a special kind of disdain for the conflicts they have been a part of, wanting a life of solitude, only for those dreams to be pushed even further, courtesy of the US military's consistent want of ending the conflict as the victorious nation.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Agreeing with yourself is an herb move, anon. Wick vs Rambo is better.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was agreeing with the guy who made the tierlist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No Rambo
      List was made by someone with intelligence on par with El Hechizado

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite match for Wick and imo his best is John Marston

      >Former members of a criminal organization/group (Wick was part of the Terasov Crime Family. Marston was part of the Van Der Linde gang), who left their groups and started living their own lives with their wives (Wick left so that he could be with his wife, Helen. Marston left when the gang fell apart, living his new life on a ranch with his wife and son, Abigail and Jack). They were living this peaceful life, until an unfortunate event occurred involving something being taken from them (Wick’s car was stolen and his puppy killed by Iosef Tarasov and his friends. Abigail and Jack were being held captive by the government), which gets them caught in a situation that leads to them back to their former professions and losing their freedom (Wick wanting to kill Iosef. Marston being asked to carry out tasks by the government). This forces them to pick up their guns and set out to reclaim their freedom and go back to what they were once good at, even though they didn’t want to (Being a hitman for Wick. Being an outlaw for Marston).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        According to vs morons wiki, marston has literal dio brando time manipulation and therefore roflstomps wicker man

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, I'd be okay with Wick losing again. I just love how much they actually have in common even though their stories take place in different eras.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    me making out with OP's mom
    I would stomp her womb with my seed and BBC (Big Bastad wiener)

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The entire thread is full of buckbroken moeshitters
    Kek

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like I promised last thread, sorry for the patchwork editing
    >Clearly messed with their bodies to the point they could be treated like Pizza dough
    If this isn't some level of matter manipulation I don't know what is.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    24 hours

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Commissions an entire track just to piss a guy off
      Wow

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah that’s just a bonus, I’ve wanted to do this for a while.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Names it something near-inflammatory
          Nah, you literally wanted to do this to piss someone off

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The lyrics are an homage to the blue oyster cult song you dumbass

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know it is, but there are better names for it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The whole song is a blue oyster cult homage, you’ll see tomorrow. And those are my favorite lyrics from the song

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I find it funny how Gamera has a song by fricking Jam Project named after him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy frick

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This confirms that Gamera is a Shonen anime protagonist

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >13k views
                It’s over

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's just fricking weird. Jam is really popular, you'd think it'd have more than a couple million views by now.

                Why does this have more views?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              kaijutard confirmed GAY AS FRICK

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >blue oyster cult
                >gay
                I’d recommend suicide

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Show me how, homosexual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOW NATURE POINTS OUT THE FOLLY OF MAN!
      Love that song

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Refuses to give any Gamera references in the song
        I know this for a fact

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whoops

          The whole song is a blue oyster cult homage, you’ll see tomorrow. And those are my favorite lyrics from the song

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In 24 hours, it's Ass Void time for both kaijus!!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is the ass void/niko poster the barneygay of these threads?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, best to ignore him

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He'll tell you it's thread culture, and that you're mind broken for even asking him to stop. Just ignore em.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        God bless and keep you, anon.

        Is the ass void/niko poster the barneygay of these threads?

        >is NikoCHAD the boggieman?
        Note the fear in the responses - 'i-ign-n-n-nore h-him...' LMAO

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why do you spend hours on these threads talking to yourself
          the memes you try to push don't even stick, notice how nobody talks about Kratos

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy fricking SCHIZO!!
            Tell us all about your every boggieman, kaijutard. LMAO

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              get help
              that is all

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Take your own advice, you absolute schizo moron shill.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not using shill right, Nikogay.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nikonikoniko
                Still mindbroken, and getting worse.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lashing out at random people asking you to stop being a fricking homosexual
                >proceeds to scream 'MINDBROKEN' 'OBSESSED' 'SHILL' while replying to yourself with 'GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU'
                >calls others the Kaijutards
                >when the fricking kaijutards are just talking about kaiju all around you, not even acknowleding you.
                >mods keep deleting your OFFTOPIC posts WHICH ARE SPAM/FLOODING

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                My posts don't get deleted, moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it doesn't matter how many buzzwords you spew
                you can't run away from the truth

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >MINDBROKEN! LOL LOL LOL
          Jesus Christ, stop samegayging and leave these threads.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the kaijutards sure are scared of Niko and you, look at them, not responding to you. Sure are shaking in their boots, huh?

          >Goku vs Gamera is canon
          Huh?

          Gamera never fought Goku. Only times the two crossed over
          >Unrealized script where Gamera fights SunWuKong
          >Master Roshi traveling to help fight Chichi's Dad, on the back of a baby gamera.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn’t know that Gamera’s fire breath is officially equal in power to the heat ray

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GMK and Minus 1's breath can cause nuclear bomb level mushroom clouds
        >Earth can level fricking mountains
        >Showa's can melt boulders that are the size of his lower body
        >Shin can liquify concrete.
        >Monsterverse could open a portal to the Hollow Earth
        >OH BUT GAMERA'S FIRE IS JUST AS STRONG
        Couldn't even melt the snow around Barugon in their first encounter.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Showa-era, Anon. Official thingamajig. I don't make the rules round here.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >uses unofficial pamphlet from the fricking 70s stage show crossover as proof
            You doin ok?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hey, like I said. I don't make the rules. You people use guidebooks and supplementary material all the time so I decided to play by your rules

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >GAMERA FLAME SO STWONG
                >didn't even melt the snow on the ground when fighting barugon
                >can be extinguished by farts
                Plus
                >Gamera screamed in pain when shot at by three men with rifles
                And you choose to root for this turtle?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you really want to play the antifeats game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno man. Getting harmed by RIFLE BULLETS is sort of a super low point, not even Godzilla was that low.
                >BUT A PLANE BLEW UP HIS HEAD.
                A plane sure as hell is more damaging then RIFLE BULLETS to a 50 meter monster.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's incredibly weird how inconsistent Gamera's durability is.
                >Gets annoyed by missiles
                >Casually gets up after falling from orbit onto an explosion bigger than any missile he's ever been hit with
                In the same movie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anti-feats
                There's no such thing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ....is what I would say if I were a massive moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but Death Battle explicitly ignores anti-feats. Goku is not harmed by a rock thrown by a midget in DB, Superman can’t be downed by a nuke, Sonic can’t just have the emrooods punched out of him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except that one time

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's been times they've used them and times they haven't

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They stopped using them so heavily idk how many years ago
                It's basically irrelevant to use anti-feats anymore because it's disingenuous for either party and it's more fun to decide who would win based on high ends and visible feats

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah that's the main reason why jobbers like Silver Surfer and Apocalypse won their fights

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ben SHITger and his CRONIES are IRRELEVANT. Do NOT force me to POST the image where he orders people to vote.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they're all woke gays

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gentlemen...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just ignore it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ignore what?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crazy to think someone could've walked up and put Goku in a rear naked choke, laid his ass out and then pounded his virgin butthole and filled it with creamy seed just because he was suppressing his Ki

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crazy to think someone could've walked up and put Goku in a rear naked choke, laid his ass out and then pounded his virgin butthole and filled it with creamy seed just because he was suppressing his Ki

          beerus and goku making wall level shockwaves that only endangered the universe because they were getting stronger vs the platonic concept of truth.
          very eye opening

          As Goku fan it makes me happy he is wall level fodder that I can walked up and put in a rear naked choke, laid his ass out and then pounded his virgin butthole and filled it with creamy seed just because he was suppressing his Ki. getting raped will give him another mountain to climb. it worked wonders for Superman.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who should Fayt Leingod fight

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We lived long enough to see DMCgays be afraid of Bayonetta and not the other way around. Even Viola now scares them away. Still remember how much that one annoying Nerogay used to shitpost that shitty MU before things with DMC went south.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are you taking about? Nero is stronger than viola

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nero is stronger than viola

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic? How did anything in that post signify that he’s “afraid” of Bayonetta and not just being realistic? Nero’s popular opponents are Hellboy and Yang. Violetta is new and most people don’t even care about her. All he said was that he doubts they’d do a rematch, which makes sense because we literally just HAD one. Be honest, is English your first language? Are you in the US illegally?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nero is fighting Hellboy or Jin since they make more sense for him than anyone else. If Vergil returns, he's going to fight Sesshōmaru. If Dante returns, he'll probably fight Doomslayer or one of the Belmonts. It's just how it is with popular matchups.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of those matchups are as popular as you think.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nero vs Velvet is good, but people want to see Ragna squish her more than they want a good fight with a relatively even debate and good themes. Pity.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dante stomps Bayo. Cope.

      Nero is fighting Hellboy or Jin since they make more sense for him than anyone else. If Vergil returns, he's going to fight Sesshōmaru. If Dante returns, he'll probably fight Doomslayer or one of the Belmonts. It's just how it is with popular matchups.

      >Nero is fighting Hellboy or Jin
      Both terrible matchups for Nero.

      > If Dante returns, he'll probably fight Doomslayer or one of the Belmonts
      He should fight Kratos.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hellboy is a very popular match at the moment for Nero, but I'd argue he has better connections with Jin.
        >Both have Devil powers
        >Both are second gen protagonists
        >Both have evil Devil powered fathers who see them as nothing more than tools for greater power yet both still love them to some degree
        >Both were mentored by other members of their family

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lame.

          Ichigo is another pretty decent match for Nero.

          >Two protagonists who are monster-slaying hybrids despite also being part monster themselves
          >=Ichigo is part Hollow
          >=Nero is part demon
          >Both discover their true nature thanks to a battle against the monsters they fight in order to protect someone
          >=Ichigo unlocked his Shinigami powers during an encounter with a Hollow to protect his sisters
          >=Nero unlocked his demon powers during an encounter with a demon to protect Kyrie
          >Both obtain a powerful super form based on their heritage, only to later lose them and replace them with their ‘true’ super forms after accepting their heritages
          >=Ichigo unlocks Bankai, loses it, and later achieves True Bankai
          >=Nero unlocks Devil Trigger, loses it, and later achieves his true Devil Trigger
          >Both fight with large swords that are similar in appearance to regular knives, and while similar to other swords in their worlds, are ultimately unique to them
          >=Ichigo’s Zangetsu is a Zanpakuto tailored to Ichigo himself
          >=Nero’s Red Queen is a sword tailored to Nero himself
          >Both are sword fighters who have wild fighting-styles compared to their more composed seniors
          >Both their fathers are also supernatural beings who wield special katanas, though their mothers are human
          >=Isshin is a Shinigami
          >=Vergil is a demon
          >Both are viewed to be bad-mannered and aggressive by human society, but are genuinely good people who are protective of the ones that they love
          >Both their main love interest are generally known as useless and were kidnapped, resulting in them having to chase them down
          >=Orihime
          >=Kyrie
          >Both had adventures revolving around several worlds, and had to prevent the destruction of these worlds by defeating someone whom they inherited their powers from
          >=Yhwach
          >=Vergil
          >Both are voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch
          >Both are often argued between being around planet-level to universal/multi-universal in the Vs Community

          Lame.

          My favorite match for Wick and imo his best is John Marston

          >Former members of a criminal organization/group (Wick was part of the Terasov Crime Family. Marston was part of the Van Der Linde gang), who left their groups and started living their own lives with their wives (Wick left so that he could be with his wife, Helen. Marston left when the gang fell apart, living his new life on a ranch with his wife and son, Abigail and Jack). They were living this peaceful life, until an unfortunate event occurred involving something being taken from them (Wick’s car was stolen and his puppy killed by Iosef Tarasov and his friends. Abigail and Jack were being held captive by the government), which gets them caught in a situation that leads to them back to their former professions and losing their freedom (Wick wanting to kill Iosef. Marston being asked to carry out tasks by the government). This forces them to pick up their guns and set out to reclaim their freedom and go back to what they were once good at, even though they didn’t want to (Being a hitman for Wick. Being an outlaw for Marston).

          Dumb.

          As for Rambo I agree that his most thematic match is most likely Beard (Hotline Miami)

          >One-man army soldiers serving the American Military during a war which the nation instigated (The Vietnam War and the American-Russian conflict) that despite their skills while serving being one of a kind, hold a special kind of disdain for the conflicts they have been a part of, wanting a life of solitude, only for those dreams to be pushed even further, courtesy of the US military's consistent want of ending the conflict as the victorious nation.

          No.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            in your opinion

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Objectively.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you know what objectivity means?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your matchup objectively sucks.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                .........said no one ever aside from some opinion based homosexual.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, Wick vs Marston sucks.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Says an ERB fan.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ichigo is another pretty decent match for Nero.

        >Two protagonists who are monster-slaying hybrids despite also being part monster themselves
        >=Ichigo is part Hollow
        >=Nero is part demon
        >Both discover their true nature thanks to a battle against the monsters they fight in order to protect someone
        >=Ichigo unlocked his Shinigami powers during an encounter with a Hollow to protect his sisters
        >=Nero unlocked his demon powers during an encounter with a demon to protect Kyrie
        >Both obtain a powerful super form based on their heritage, only to later lose them and replace them with their ‘true’ super forms after accepting their heritages
        >=Ichigo unlocks Bankai, loses it, and later achieves True Bankai
        >=Nero unlocks Devil Trigger, loses it, and later achieves his true Devil Trigger
        >Both fight with large swords that are similar in appearance to regular knives, and while similar to other swords in their worlds, are ultimately unique to them
        >=Ichigo’s Zangetsu is a Zanpakuto tailored to Ichigo himself
        >=Nero’s Red Queen is a sword tailored to Nero himself
        >Both are sword fighters who have wild fighting-styles compared to their more composed seniors
        >Both their fathers are also supernatural beings who wield special katanas, though their mothers are human
        >=Isshin is a Shinigami
        >=Vergil is a demon
        >Both are viewed to be bad-mannered and aggressive by human society, but are genuinely good people who are protective of the ones that they love
        >Both their main love interest are generally known as useless and were kidnapped, resulting in them having to chase them down
        >=Orihime
        >=Kyrie
        >Both had adventures revolving around several worlds, and had to prevent the destruction of these worlds by defeating someone whom they inherited their powers from
        >=Yhwach
        >=Vergil
        >Both are voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch
        >Both are often argued between being around planet-level to universal/multi-universal in the Vs Community

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like Nero vs Velvet.
        >Orphans
        >Get adopted then betrayed by adoptive family
        >Demon arms
        >Fight demons and church
        >Team up with family that they didn't know was family
        >Fight church that's using the form of a family member to try to impose order on the world

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring me the Doom Slayer

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    which female character that has appeared on Death Battle has the best pegging skills? My money's on Makima

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Makima for the femdom overtones or Wonder Woman for the femdom undertones.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >which female character that has appeared on Death Battle has the best pegging skills?
      Ivy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that CSM’s creator admitted he has a fetish for getting humiliated by women. This explains Makima so well

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think Fujimoto ever said that he has a fetish for getting dominated.

        • 3 months ago
          DoctorGreen

          anon said humillated not dominated, speedreader

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut it Latinx.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Reminder that CSM’s creator admitted he has a fetish for getting humiliated by women.
        Toppest of lels. I wonder how many characters or stories are influenced by a writer's fetish

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          AOT’s creator admitted he has an NTR fetish, might explain the ending.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow no wonder CSM is boring and cliche as frick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My money’s on Sonja Blade
      Johnny’s hollywood royalty, you just know he’s into the freaky shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Leave Makima to me

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh, boy
    thread could get nuked
    time for a break
    hopefully things will not get worse

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring me Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann!

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who should HE fight?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris Hansen or Elliot Stabler for the contrast and theme. That sick pedo freak Hal Jordan if we're talking similarities

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >benpedo projecting again
        LOL!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Laugh it up, chomo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he says
          >when a sizable part of green lantern's books were written by someone who got convicted
          I see the ring's projection powers are working stupendously.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone else think he looks like Lord Farquaad?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marc Dutroux

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone but the Clinton's cause they're his friends.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Green Lantern is op he can give his opponents weakness they don't even have.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True. Green Lanterns can literally do anything.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True. Green Lanterns can literally do anything.

        and it STILL wouldn't be enough to win
        damn....

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Green Lantern isn't even doing anything to help Aquaman deal with the fact Godzilla and Titan Tiamat are wrecking shit in Atlantis
          >Aquaman panic's so hard he unleashes the Kraken, which is promptly beaten by the two pissed off titans.
          >All Hal does it make jokes.
          Fricking help you, you dick head.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hal has been steadily ruined over the years
            Last I checked he's back to begging Carol for a crumb of pussy 50 guys have had before him
            He should have just stayed dead, it pains me to see what they did to my boy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean he's being helpful and supportive in the big Godzilla Kong Titans crossover. Unlight Nightwing... Fricking gay...
              >Nightwing puts hundreds of people in danger to try and stop Camatotz
              >ARE YOU PROUD OF ME BRUCE!?
              >gets knocked out by Black Cannary and told to stop being a homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Jobberwing

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Halgay seething

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats his matchup?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Captain America

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam West Batman

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino
        >another L for Batman
        bros...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's okay, Batkek is used to failure.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Batkek has never been on Death Battle but if The Batman Who SUCKS got in he'd lose just as much as normal Batman.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Your bloodline weak son, step your game up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh C'mon, the Lukemia didn't affect his ability to speak english, anon.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this true, Narutobros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As much as I think Luffy is a better character this is still slightly disingenuous.
      First of Hiruzen did frick all for him. The bare minimum to keep him from being homeless, and did nothing about Danzo apparently leaking the information of him having Kurama
      Second the Leaf wasn't THAT safe, it had Cloud Nin manage to break in far enough to kidnap the daughter of the 2nd most powerful and most prestigious clan in the Leaf and of course Danzo is literally a war criminal roaming free and Orochimaru is just as bad. And you know. The Uchiha massacre.
      And I'm not gonna shit on an orphan being lonely and crying from it, I'm not Sakura.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure Hiruzen paid utilities as well as food
        >Second the Leaf wasn't THAT safe, it had Cloud Nin manage to break in far enough to kidnap the daughter of the 2nd most powerful and most prestigious clan in the Leaf

        Before Naruto es seven born

        >and of course Danzo is literally a war criminal roaming free and Orochimaru is just as bad.

        Their major plays were years later and their damage in between was not affecting the general population directly

        >And you know. The Uchiha massacre

        Infighting, like saying one resident a family Annihilator is proof of a ssngerous town with a high crime rate.

        >And I'm not gonna shit on an orphan being lonely and crying from it

        He kinda had it coming and Sakura hate is so 2000s

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A crime happening before he's born doesn't mean it didn't happen. Especially one as serious as kidnapping a noble family heir.
          >Their major plays were years later and their damage in between was not affecting the general population directly
          Danzo is responsible for Pain who destroys the Leaf.
          >Infighting, like saying one resident a family Annihilator is proof of a ssngerous town with a high crime rate.
          It only became infighting at the last moment, and had it not would have become a war (which by the way the Leaf being involved in ever great Ninja war prior also should deduct from safety rating)
          >He kinda had it coming and Sakura hate is so 2000s
          His fatherless behavior is still less shitty than the fatherless behavior of TikTok women who think men having Birthdays or having female relatives is an 'Ick', and Sakura hate is eternal she was a stupid c**t whose one win was hard carried by a retired granny.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the fatherless behavior of TikTok women who think men having Birthdays or having female relatives is an 'Ick'
            Please tell me you're joking.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still think Luffy ended up being the Jesus of his world more than Naruto ever was. Like….Kuma is literally a preacher for Nika. He even has a Bible

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will hold it to either my grave or an official statement saying otherwise that Oda had the same editor as Kishi during the War Arc for the Wano Raid and that's why we got Nika.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And on the sixth day, Nika pissed in Kaguya’s mouth, with his rubber powers making her head stretch out like a clown balloon at a water gun carnival game as she got inflated with piss.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        See Naruto vs Luffy is our destiny.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes Narutist is a massive Gary Stu

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        .... unless you compare him to SHITffy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's "Gary Stu" about Luffy that isn't already predominant in Garysuto?
          >Already the child of destiny
          >His dad, the previous hokage and one of the most overpowered ninjas who ever lived, just so happened to marry into a bloodline known for its super chakra and married a b***h with even superer super chakra than the rest of her family
          >The son of the God of the verse and the reincarnation of her son

          He had everything handed to him on a satin pillow and never had to work a day in his life.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >never had to work
            he literally had to work HARDER because of that

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No he never did. All he did was unlock shit he already had. Including special shit no one else was allowed to have. Rock Lee, for example, actually worked his ass off but never got anywhere.

              But Naruto doesn't have to do shit because he's the ninja messiah.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you didn't post this image where Luffy looks like a metrosexual Indian cumdumpster because you thought he looked cool

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOO!!!! PLEASE, I D-DON'T WANNA LOSE T-TO A M-M-METROSEXUAL INDIAN CUMDUMPST-ACK!!!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            thank goodness he doesn't

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darkseid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman canonically whistled Darkseid to death.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come flashes infinite mass punches don't destroy all of reality? Its only star busting and would barely scratch a character like Goku

    • 3 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      >How come flashes infinite mass punches don't destroy all of reality?
      Speedforce control
      LITERALLY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla tanks it

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How come any FTL character not destroy all of realify?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that were the case, even regular humans from Bleach who can outpace their own shadows (which you'd have to be scientifically FTL to do since your shadow is reflected directly off of you by light) can destroy all of fiction and reality by existing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thumbnail makes it look like he has fricking J cups.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's just his cloak.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know but he has rocking breasts in the thumbnail.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No just no

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are they cats

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I blame the fujos.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anime shit

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, pic related aside, what are some good CRPG matches they would be open to doing? I could see a Baldur's Gate 3 character, but I don't know enough about them to think of a matchup

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla
    Jobs to Hulk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Godzilla
      Jobs to Niko!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      UH OH

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        UH OH

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          God bless and keep you, anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hulk
      Jobbed to an arrow.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 3 months ago
    DoctorGreen

    the sexual tension between ben and hal gays is funny

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A huge chunk of it is just the nikocuck spamming to himself tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is no tension, us bengods and our fellow halchads simply made peace years ago, understand that each side can see the battle differently, and mutually agree that it's just some web show's opinion that doesn't affect our heroes
      there's just a few bad faith agents (maybe just 2 or even 1) trying to force it

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nikoposter has to be underaged, that's the only explination for their mindbroken state

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A huge chunk of it is just the nikocuck spamming to himself tho

      >nikonikoniko
      MINDBROKEN

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hey can you stop being offtopic?
        >NOPE YOU'RE MINDBROKEN! LOLOLOLOL AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE MODS STOP DELETING MY POSTS! GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU, ANON!

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CHUDzilla gayS are UTTERLY MINDBROKEN
    Yup yup, my HERO stomps the FRAUD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jobbed to an arrow and was dead for years
      KWAB

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        to an arrow and was dead for years
        ...as banner

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And it's been stated, and shown, MULTIPLE times, Hulk wouldn't let Banner die and would stop the threat to Banner/himself. But for some fricking reason, this arrow was so special, Hulk didn't intervine at all.
          Ergo, he jobbed. To an arrow.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >To an arrow.
            A special arrow made by banner himself with the specific purpose to kill him if he were to turn into Hulk, yes

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              And we know from statements from the fricking Hulk himself, he should have intervined and instantly transformed just by sensing the danger. But he didn't. He. Jobbed. At least She-Hulk jobbed to an Anti-Thanos missile to the tit. Hulk? "OW MY EYE OH WHAT A WORLD" and fricking keeled over.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >She-Hulk jobbed to an anti-thanos missile to the tit
                Weird, you'd figure she'd be use to getting hot loads on them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big whoop, he knocked over some kids' toys, scared some fat devils and rattled a gorilla skeleton.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even infinitely into Boundless Dr. Strange does.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jobs to his own energy
    KWAB

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so powerful only his own energy can kill him
      Wow what a chad!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >was either going to ignite the atmosphere if he exploded, or melted down and caused a massive wormhole in the earth's core
      Chad. Hulk?
      >arrow to the eye, dead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >able to revive the dead through said energy
      CHAD!

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they introduce jaegers to the MonsterVerse
    >base kong absolutely shreds one
    >no axe or gauntlet, just monke
    Damn, imagine what Godzilla would have done to it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a cool looking robut

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla is my dinner

  35. 3 months ago
    TirnanoSong

    >All this yapping on Hulk vs Godzilla
    I'm guessing that Ultraman vs Godzilla is never going to happen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause depending on which Godzilla, Ultraman's either outclassing him or is fricked.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Godzilla
        >EVER outclassing Ultraman without crossovers
        Literally the only way that's happening is if you buy into SP wank.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uh. No?
          >Ultraman had trouble fighting Gomora
          >A lot of Godzillas are stronger then Gomora
          You moronic? At least watch Ultraman before you try to fricking debate.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, have you even watched Ultraman.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Own the entire millcreek collection, the original mill creek releases, sub to their channel, help edit their official wiki, and even own the bootleg chaiyo shout factory releases.
              No. Never watched a single fricking episode. Clearly, you have. Since you know Ultraman is the WEAKEST Ultra in his own series, right? He doesn't get power ups. He doesn't have even a fraction of beam weapons as Taro,Ace, Seven, Jack and Leo have. He barely could fight GOMORA, who was HALF ASLEEP and already dropped from 5 Kilometers in the air onto his fricking face. But no. Go on and preach to me how THE WEAKEST ULTRAMAN would hold up against a Godzilla like Heisei, GFW, OR even Showa.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                he probably has some scaling

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The funny thing is he doesn't.
                >UltraGalaxy Legends the Movie Mega Monster Battle
                >Ultraman Zero does a Leo Kick into Beryuda
                >Mebius turns into Burning Phoenix mode and Ultradynamites Beryuda's horn
                >Leo and his baby brother team up to do the Brother beam
                >Dyna turns into his strong form
                >Rei turns his Gomora into EX Gomora
                >Ultraman, no power ups, just throws puny, ineffective slicer disk at a 400 meter tall monster made up of 100s of monsters.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gomora is extremely powerful.
            Don't knock Ultra kaiju just because they are monsters of the weak format encounters.
            Balloonga eat suns in their adult form.
            Starbem Gyeron survived a bomb that completely destroyed a planet.
            Vacuumon literally ate a solar system worth of planets.
            Anti Matter from Ultraman Gaia quickly destroyed a planet in it's introduction and was threatening to destroy the solar system.
            Ultraman Blazar's final boss, Valaron's whole MO is getting around space using bombs powerful enough to launch moons and planets out of orbit, hurdling them across space at high speed as he hitches a ride.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gomora '66 ISN'T as powerful as the others introduced later in the series, anon. Don't try to fricking out Ultra-knowledge me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think it's absurd to say Ultraman and Ultraseven are comparable in strength. Ultraseven put down Starbem Gyeron, who survived a planet destroying explosion. If Ultraman has trouble with the original iteration of Gomora, I'm going to assume he's serious shit.
                Unless you genuinely just think Ultraseven is much stronger than the OG Ultraman.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ultraman goes full moron and doesn't get out of the way of Gomora's tail whip. Multiple times.
                >serious shit.
                Anon........

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what that's supposed to change.
                Ultraman and Ultraseven are consistently depicted as being similar in strength.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ultraseven fought King Joe, who is stronger then anything Ultraman fought.
                And you'll say 'BUT ZETTON!'
                Zetton 66 was designed specifically with killing Ultraman in mind, and it even failed that. In Return, it's stated that Alien Bat's Zetton army was literally wiped out by the non-warrior people of Land of Light.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >talking about Ultraman, Shin Hayata Ultraman, specifically, the one from 1966
              >uses examples of kaiju that NEVER fought him.
              Anon....

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do you think Ultraman and Jack compare in power?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well gee, since Jack literally has a power bracelet that makes him stronger than Ultraman, I'mma say Jack is stronger then Ultraman.

        • 3 months ago
          TirnanoSong

          >if you buy into SP wank.
          What wank? The show puts godzilla in the universal range, and the novel way higher.

          Now, to be fair, i do concede that show Ultima and novel Ultima are different beasts and using their feats interchangeably is disingenuous to say the least.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah show Ultima is specifically 4D while the novel one is infinite dimensional

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unless you're hardlocking Ultraman to his original iteration, but compositing Godzilla, I don't even think that's a huge issue. Ultraman King repaired the universe as it was being destroyed by a universe destroying black hole in the introduction to Ultraman Geed.
          And Ultraman Zero defeated a version of Darklops Zero, who was systematically destroying every timeline before he was stopped.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pity, it would be hype as shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does anyone care about Hulk all he ever does on deathbattle is lose, he’s a loser.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ahahaha
        >Godzilla absorbs Hulk's gamma radiation
        >Hulk is now weak.

        I'm pretty sure he could completely manhandle Earth in close quarters to be honest.

        >Earth, at 50 meters, was able to kill:
        >At least three Anguirus, multiple flocks of Rodans, a school of Titanosaurus, a nanomachine powered Gigan, a hedorah cloud, Battra, Mothra, Varan, Baragon, Four Kamoebas, King Caesar, Megalon, Megaguirus and countless other monsters when he TOOK OVER THE FRICKING PLANET
        OK, what ever you say, Shellboy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah right

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ...Did you not know Godzilla absorbs every kind of radiation with Gamma radiation being just confirmed in Godzilla x Kong: New Empire?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He thinks radiation absorption will be enough for a character who isn't even moon level

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't know the chibi Godzilla destroyed the moon.
                Anon.....

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chibi Godzilla? more like Child Godzilla since he was a little boy when he did that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                > a character who isn't even moon level
                Goku?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >GOKUGOKUGOKUGOKU

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                As a Goku fan the fact that Goku isn't even moon level makes me happy. Because it gives him another mountain to climb.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You've been seething for over a week you deranged moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                As a dragon ball fan.I am happy you think I am moronic. it gives me a new mountain to climb.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >takes out the moon after eating an apple

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, he literally died when he absorbed too much

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ONE version did. All the others? Nah.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Proceeds to start moving the goalposts
                Also would've happened with Legendary

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Goalpost moving
                >when Heisei's the only one who died because of it
                Sorry if your turtle husband ran from rifle shots.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't you dare try to uncomposite when it doesn't suit your fancy, Anon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You wanna get into composite Godzilla's?
                >NES Godzilla traveled across the galaxy and beat 20 monsters, while every alien race and humans tried to kill him.
                >Super Godzilla negates his 'too much absorbtion = death' weakness by turning him into super godzilla
                >has an EMP thanks to Earth
                >Can box, do kendo, judo, and wrestle
                >knows how to sword fight
                >can possess spirtually.
                >knows how to flip a pancake

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't that SG thing a powerup from an outside source?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                True Composite Godzilla is:
                >Friends with Gamera, Ultraman, Kamen Rider, Super Sentai, Mario, Hamtaro, Hello Kitty and Ronald McDonald, the most popular IPs in Japanese history.
                >Knows the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee PERSONALLY.

                Wasn't that SG thing a powerup from an outside source?

                It's explained in the Japanese manual that it's because he absorbs the (admitedly ABUNDANT) nuclear reactors all across Japan to restore his health, and the final one just made him go super.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I don't think he's ever crossed over with Gamera in a story.

              • 3 months ago
                Boco

                Just a stage play.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just a stage play.

                Wrong
                Children's Day, 1996. As a special screen event, the people who made Ultra P, the Ultraman Puppet show, who are now also currently doing Godziban, made a special where a Pigmon, a Mothra Larva and a Baby Jirahs get harassed by an Alien Icarus.
                Gamera then appears and saves them, but Icarus calls King Ghidorah.
                Godzilla and Gamera team up to fight Ghidorah, while Kamen Rider and Ultraman fight Icarus.
                Godzilla would then team up with the Carranger from Super Sentai, Ultraman, Taro and Seven, Kamen Rider 1, J, and Black to fight the forces of Evil. Gamera didn't get to be on stage cause no suits where available

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon it was a puppet show

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... Motherfricker, the movies are guys in giant full body costume puppets like Big Bird.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I meant it was a tiny puppet show.
                Made by the same guys as Godziban.
                It's sad how this fricking parody series gave ten times more respect to Gamera in 2 lines than Kadokawa has in 2 decades

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't tiny. Usually the Ultra P stuff is limited to a tiny puppet theater box on stage. This was a full blown 'puppets on a minature set' thing with mountains and trees and stuff.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do you know all this?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I follow the Godziban maker's twitter and sometimes they retweet old videos.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That seems pretty recent Anon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                From 2012, Look up ウルトラp on youtube and you'll see the puppet shows they do for the Ultra series.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Boco

                They were also both in a live stage show at the Osaka World's Fair for ten days in 1970.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                True Composite Godzilla jobs to the Ass Void and all of the other Nikos of the Nikoverse!!!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Blessed Truth.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is why I hated the G-Earth trilogy.
          It was like a distillation of EVERY bad thing in this franchise at once

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Godzilla killed Superman
        >Superman > Hulk
        There for, Godzilla > Hulk.
        Simple as.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Niko > Godzilla > Hulk.

          Simple as.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yokozuna > Rikishi > Niko
            Simple As.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Crush those shitters in your blessed ASS VOID, NikoCHAD.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aw is no one paying you attention?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Godzilla killed Superman
          He had to use his weakness though and take advantage of his kindness.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And he was also apparently eating Kryptonite like popcorn.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Godzilla killed Superman
              He had to use his weakness though and take advantage of his kindness.

              I really wish DC Zilla had green spines and breath to go with the kryptonite powers. Would look rad as hell and reference best boy Junior.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              I really wish DC Zilla had green spines and breath to go with the kryptonite powers. Would look rad as hell and reference best boy Junior.

              Godzilla automatically having Kryptonite signature in his nuclear breath feels like the writer ran into a corner and needed a reason to get Superman out of the fight by turning Shazam into an idiot. It feels a bit contribed. He didn't know what to do after 2 pages lol.

              .

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is silly, but crossovers demand compromises, and a visual tell that this Goji is different would go a long way to selling it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who gives a shit, not like powerscalers care

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do because it would look cool

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, look at me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much. I'm a huge godzilla supporter and kaiju supporter, but there's no fricking way that'd have worked, AND THEN HE gets double uppercut by Shazam and Supergirl and doesn't flinch.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean this writer doesn't have a track record of making sense. That's just typical comicbook logic. Everything makes you go like "huh"?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              that was at a time when the Kryptonite radiation was essentially switched off so Superman decided to eat it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No the writer said Godzilla's thermonuclear breath has the same properties as Kryptonite. He'd only have that if he sat there and he absorbed it.

                Unless they're using composite Godzilla then I don't see how this is even a debate, most versions of the guy are city level with a few breaking out into higher tiers.

                I think it's been confirmed they're using composite, but we don't know what makes the compsite up.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No the writer said Godzilla's thermonuclear breath has the same properties as Kryptonite.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean in the podcast episode for the fight they used Ultima just fine while in both of Ghidorah's podcast episodes they refused to use the anime trilogy Ghidorah

    • 3 months ago
      Boco

      That already happened years ago.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My HERO

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kaijugays out!!!

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla
    >Gamera
    Monster icons, best friends, heroes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla is an icon, gamera isnt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gamera
      >Friends with ANY giant monsters
      Nah

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >g-
    Gamera stomps.
    >w-
    Gamera stomps.
    >bu-
    GAMERA. STOMPS.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku vs Gamera is canon though

      • 3 months ago
        TirnanoSong

        >Goku vs Gamera is canon
        Huh?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah, every step he takes he stomps. He's 50 meters tall.
      And also hangs himself due to his dying popularity.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, he's 60 meters. Read up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick it
      >Book title refers to him as THE STRONGEST
      >Jam Project's song also does
      >Beat the ever loving shit out of another monster with the title of "Strongest Monster"

      Yeah the kaijutards sure are scared of Niko and you, look at them, not responding to you. Sure are shaking in their boots, huh?
      [...]
      Gamera never fought Goku. Only times the two crossed over
      >Unrealized script where Gamera fights SunWuKong
      >Master Roshi traveling to help fight Chichi's Dad, on the back of a baby gamera.

      Actually it was a teamup. Banno was behind it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Godzilla's official title is Strongest Atomic Dragon Godzilla
        >King of the Monsters Godzilla
        >Heroic Atomic Dragon Godzilla
        >a song from The EDGE says his roars shatter universes.
        >wasn't ruthlessly mocked on MST3K.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >GAMERA ALWAYS WINS
            >except...when he doesn't, and gets horrifically mutilated and killed, or carbonized, or shot by rifles... or frozen... or launched into space... or gets mpreg.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >or gets mpreg.
              Kino

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think they're talking about when all is said and done.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, then Godzilla wins. Way more many victories then Gamera.

                >THEY WHERE IN THEIR PRE-TEENS, WHY ARE THEY STILL PISSING THEMSELVES
                Are you telling me you wouldn't shit yourself if you saw a giant monster inside of a cave?

                >they're in a tree fort
                >pissing themselves
                >before even the first gyaos makes it's appearance

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon. Godzilla's lost 3 times against other monsters. Gamera's lost 0 times against other monsters

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He lost to a star destroyer

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was a mutual kill Anon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lost to Barugon round one.
                >Lost to Gyaos round one.
                >Lost to Viras and was enslaved
                >Lost to Guiron round one
                >lost to three men with rifles
                >Lost to Jiger round one and was impregnated
                >Lost to Zigra round one
                >Lost to Zannon's ship/Star Destroyer
                >Lost to Legion Flower
                >Lost to Legion round one
                >Lost to Legion Swarm
                >Lost to Irys
                >Lost to Zedus two times
                >Lost to Godzilla in box office returns
                Uh oh!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lost to Joel Hodgeson, Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo MULTIPLE times
                >Lost to Jonnah Heston, Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          strongest Atomic Dragon, not strongest Monster.
          Except with Ultima, that's his title

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >HE'S NOT THE STRONGEST
            >killed every monster on the planet.
            Anon...

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              What about monsters off the planet?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Multiple.

                That confirms that you have no respect for the character

                He's a shitty knockoff.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So that conforms you're a gargantuan homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's wrong? Upset that he was literally made cause the Japan law gave a discount in taxes to studios who made giant monsters? That he even stole the name from an Ultra Q monster?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm upset that you keep pissing on him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't piss on him even if he was on fire and the suit actor was begging for sweet release.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you really just do this because you hate Gamera.
                Wow, you really are just a joyless homosexual who can't accept something being awesome

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You dense motherfricker, Kadokawa basically put Gamera in the Monster Apocalypse novel, and had him job to Godzilla.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They really just seem to hate him don't they.
                Bunch of fricking losers, they don't deserve him

              • 3 months ago
                Boco

                You mean Kamoebas?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >weighed the same as Showa Gamera
                >lost an arm like Heisei Gamera
                Gee, it's like, a tribute or some shit, Boco.

              • 3 months ago
                Boco

                Well, kinda. He was a pre-existing Toho kaiju (since 1970), but losing the arm was a jab at Gamera.

                Probably because Toho and Daiei don't get along much.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was 25 meters in his debut film. In Monster Apocalypse, 'Kamoebas 4' was 60 meters tall, weighed as much as Heisei Gamera, and lost an arm like Heisei Gamera.

              • 3 months ago
                Boco

                Eh, not the first time.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gamera was awesome. He held those ShinGodzilla bluray adverts AWESOMELY.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gamera really deserves a better parent company than Kadokawa. He needs someone who actually sees the potential in him.
                Genuinely I could do a better job with him than they have

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically, Toho should have gotten Gamera, Daimajin and the Yokai Trilogy rights.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually Kadokawa did really good with Daimajin. They should keep that.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jotaro and Star Platinum hard caps at wall level in terms of power. Jojo is a good show but it's even weaker in scope than MHA a verse notoriously known for not having high power levels

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GAMERA LOOK OUT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I'm not mistaken he booked it the moment he saw a volcano. Wonder why.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is literally screaming in pain when three guys shoot at him with a rifle.
        >enough to move back from the people
        >gets distracted by a volcano and fricking leaves
        ADHD Turtle.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, every roar he has sounds like he's screaming in pain

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All cape and shonen discussion is now BANNED.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Kratos' Power of Hope actually powerful? Or is it all just cope?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a vague "you held on wow" kinda deal
      more of a metaphor than anything else

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hope is just another word for Power of Friendship and Power of Friendship beats all

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mops SHITzilla's animated adaptations

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it truly did mop shit.
      >first episode has a 20 minute 'skit' about pissing their pants

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't have kid things in a story about children!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >IT'S FOR KIDS
          >shows people getting horribly maimed and devoured
          >they fricking swear like sailors
          ???

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>IT'S FOR KIDS
            Nice straw man

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't call it FOR kids, I said it's ABOUT kids.
            Reading comprehension Anon. It's not that hard

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              THEY WHERE IN THEIR PRE-TEENS, WHY ARE THEY STILL PISSING THEMSELVES

              You jest but Rebirth is way better than both SP and the G-Earth trilogy if only because it isn't pretentious

              >isn't pretentious
              >it's literally about how the americans are incompitent and how japan has to bail them out

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure if you just experienced something straight out of a fricking horror movie you'd piss yourself as well.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >THEY WHERE IN THEIR PRE-TEENS, WHY ARE THEY STILL PISSING THEMSELVES
                Are you telling me you wouldn't shit yourself if you saw a giant monster inside of a cave?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Especially if it's one that flat-out explicitly wants to EAT you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You jest but Rebirth is way better than both SP and the G-Earth trilogy if only because it isn't pretentious

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the Legendary films are soulless trash.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NikoTARD is undergoing another meltdown

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >m-m-melt-d-down

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I's take nikospam over the same boring ass kaijuSHILL 'conversation' any day. At least NikoCHAD is a real person.

  48. 3 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    What's good, anons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you ever do that Helghast vs Starship Troopers one I requested?

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          KINGzonebros, we've got this in the fricking BAG.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You sure about that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gamera vs MST3K

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fayt Leingod vs someone

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        idk who he is but based off some art he slightly reminds me of Shulk

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually very thematic
          Thank you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monsterverse Godzilla vs the Crocosquid

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Gone vs Nicky Cavella

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deku vs pencil number 2

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wally West vs Sans

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ERB's godzilla vs king kong vs picrel

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maki Zenin vs Yamada Asaemon Sagiri

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Van augur vs Deadshot vs bullseye

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who’s the guy with the anchor hat? He’s winning the silly headgear contest in a pretty stacked lineup.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some homosexual who doesn't matter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brother Voodoo vs Bloodwynd

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based. Thank you, anon.

          • 3 months ago
            Thumbnail Anon

            np, anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angron vs Bowflex Benoit

      • 3 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          OH NONONONO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hank Schrader vs Vic Mackey

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do we hate Gamera so much

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always was a cheap imitation.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He says as the MV steals shit from the Heisei trilogy and does it worse

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gamera Heisei stole shit from Showa Godzilla
          UH OH

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The MU continent?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gamera Guardians of the Universe is just a shitty retelling of Rodan.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure "Monster gets woken up by human idiocy" is something that happened before even Godzilla was a thing Anon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >swarm of tiny monsters eat people, big monster shows up to stop them
                Meganulon = Kemujira = Gyaos
                Rodan = Birdon = Gamera
                Suck a wiener.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...That isn't even the plot of the movie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they made it shitty.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you really just hate him that much don't you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's always been a shit immitation, anon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're really just doing this start shit aren't you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's literally a knockoff. Like Gappa.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That confirms that you have no respect for the character

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don't

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly because one anon is really fricking annoying about him and is butthurt he lost to Godzilla

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      we just hate a specific guy, we'd be indifferent leaning to liking Gamera without him

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla SISSIES...our hero gets BLITZED!!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is Camera

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but he loves children. He will do anything for them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guy killed the shadow government, that's as anti-pedo as you can get

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but he loves children. He will do anything for them
      He's just like me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll do you one better

      The MC of World's End Harem, but that is mostly because I have a pregnancy fetish and the manga despite it's name and premise was not in fact a pregnancy harem manga and he was a homosexual who cared more about dicking his missing childhood friend than helping a dying humanity. Who turned out to be sterile anyway.
      It was a shitshow and felt like it was written by a bitter angry shut in that hated Abe asking men to procreate but at the same time being a hyper nationalist that made America the bad guy.

      ...What the frick

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    STRONGly West can outrun death and travel faster than instant teleportation.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I should eat someone's face

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay Jack Hanma.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never understand hating a character so vehemently that you ignore logic.
    I for example think of Tsuna from Reborn as my second most hated character in fiction for how fricking whiny he is and only stops when he's on magic drugs. Yet I'm not going to say he loses to a character I like who is weaker than him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is your most hated out of curiosity>

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The MC of World's End Harem, but that is mostly because I have a pregnancy fetish and the manga despite it's name and premise was not in fact a pregnancy harem manga and he was a homosexual who cared more about dicking his missing childhood friend than helping a dying humanity. Who turned out to be sterile anyway.
        It was a shitshow and felt like it was written by a bitter angry shut in that hated Abe asking men to procreate but at the same time being a hyper nationalist that made America the bad guy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I might never get a chance to ask anyone this again so
          What about it turns you on

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but 1. You can go to like any red board and ask a pregnancy thread what about the fetish is arousing and 2. For me it’s the fact that someone’s carrying my child, most likely after a night of extremely wild sex. That and the stomach.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think the other anon's second point says it nicely.
              But I also just like the idea of being a dad, even if it might never will happen.

              thanks for the answers

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think the other anon's second point says it nicely.
            But I also just like the idea of being a dad, even if it might never will happen.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based. I respect a man who can defend his fetish.

        • 3 months ago
          DoctorGreen

          >mostly because I have a pregnancy fetish
          now that's a great start

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simple.
      1. I only watch fights where the character I like wins, or rarely where a character I dislike loses.
      2. Contentious matches produce the funniest reactions, and nothing is more contentious than a perceived screwjob.
      3. Insisting that an obvious screwjob is in fact the correct result only keeps the fires of discontent burning and continues to produce funny reactions long after the episode is over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tsuna should've been Deku's fight

      >Whiny fatherless school kids
      >Get powers from a legendary mentor in a bizarre way (Tsuna gets shot by Reborn and Deku eats All Might's hair)
      >Their main villains are guys that believe in the flaws of society and cause chaos with their broken abilities for a bunch of reasons since they had a conflicting mindset created by a huge incident in their life (Byakuran and Shigaraki)
      >They also face against similar villains that, even when imprisoned, are inspirations to many people (Mukuro and Stain), and have relationships with fan-favorite female characters with contrasting personalities (Chrome and Toga)
      - They also fight to save a girl with an important power from the villains of an arc, who were also mafia leaders who were trying to use said girls for their own goals

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deku has a dad. Maybe

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matchups for Wei Shi Lindon from Cradle?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My first choice is Goku since they both start from nearly zero and train to be immensely strong. Although Lindon starts out way lower and with almost no powers whereas Goku out of the gate was bulletproof and had super strength.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lindon is only near planetary but his planet is 10x the size of Earth. Does that mean he could handle Saiyan Saga Vegeta?

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2024/02/death-battle-predictions-luke-skywalker.html?m=1
    Luke lost.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Khornate Berserker vs Doom Slayer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC one Astartes is worth about 40 Master Chiefs, so this should be an easy clear for Doomguy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC one Astartes is worth about 40 Master Chiefs, so DoomJOB gets his ass handed to him.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone stop this baby? Every video I see of him he's blowing people up left and right.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Uh...No.
    >At 50 meters, he was able to destroy a ~30 kilometers, ~73.42 sextillion kilograms meteor
    >survived having a hundred and fifty four nukes being launched at him.
    >survived an additonnal 2000 nukes going off around him and trapping him underground
    >has an EMP field that acts more like an Eva's AT field.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      After charging up for a year Anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aaaaand? He was base form when he took over 2154 nukes going off on and around him, anon. I doubt Rebirth Gamera could take even 20 nukes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure he could completely manhandle Earth in close quarters to be honest.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Earth is the size of a huge mountain.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm talking 50m Earth Anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You want to hear something funny?
      Daei did Gorath almost a decade before Toho did.
      Kinda funny

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up b***h

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You seem kinda b***hy to me

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I said shut up, b***h

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’re a homosexual you know that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow anon that’s really hurtful
                Bitch

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anything to cause a subhuman like you excruciating pain

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only a subhuman would like gamera

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you even understand how much I want to brutally maul you right now.
                It’s not even what you’re saying, it’s your sheer conviction and honesty that’s making me mad. Nothing you’re saying is a joke and as a result I know you wholeheartedly believe what you’re actually saying

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow are you threatening me on Cinemaphile? Gamera wouldn’t be happy with that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does it look like I give a shit. I hate “People” like you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow you’re really mad over people making fun of cuck turtle

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not being very turtleriffic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow you’re really mad over people making fun of cuck turtle

                This isn’t even about Gamera this is about how fricking condescending you are

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean like how arrogant Godzilla is?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Try to be more turtleriffic, man.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I have literally contemplated suicide before, so I’m trying to find literally anything that would make me feel better. Everywhere.
                That’s the advice I’m always given

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Over rubber suited dinosaurs and turtles?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick? Gameragay what????

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Let’s stop this conversation now because it’s getting too stupid for my liking

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not the first time he said he’s suicidal over this shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gaymera lost and he's never coming back. Sorry Black person.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the average capeshit writer's work 1:47

    3:10 is their usual attitude

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >too afraid to reply directly
    KWAB

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mindbroken still
    >obsessed still
    >rentfree still
    Sad sad lil nikoschizo.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geralt vs Zabuza who would win

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless they're using composite Godzilla then I don't see how this is even a debate, most versions of the guy are city level with a few breaking out into higher tiers.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ever wanted to punch someone more than this thread's users. Wow.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like I said, my favorite match for Wick is Marston, but he's more than likely going to fight Max Payne or Beatrix from Kill Bill if he returns.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nero (DMC4) vs Raiden (MGS2)

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enough about Rambo and Wick. We need an episode for the best John.

    >Police officer action heroes who have to face off against a criminal gang and their charismatic leader (Tama Riyadi and Hans Gruber), navigating and fighting through a big building that has come under their control. However, this conflict takes something of a backseat to their desire to reconcile with their family (John's wife and Rama's brother). They are one man armies, exceptionally skilled in both gunfights and hand-to-hand combat. Even when unarmed, they are never a non-threat due to their strategic minds and general combat pragmatism, having proven capable of weaponizing innocuous objects and using the environment to their advantage.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ideally we get the Rambo vs Wick vs McClane like ERB did, but McClane vs Rama seems okay enough.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh you're mentioning ERB now huh? Might as well get Doc Brown vs The Doctor even though Doc and Marty already have the perfect match with another time traveling duo that was on ERB.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Godzilla vs Kong rap battle references the marvel crossover and even Lizzie from rampage
    >no gamera mention
    Bros…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ERB sucked
      This one is better. https://youtu.be/xQ2yxSaP1ls?si=_rOa-pyLSvhY44PL

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ngl it was pretty based when kong came flying on the balloons and made fun of the anime trilogy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This one was ass. The ERB was better.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gojira seeing Hulk rip off his pants to reveal his Bulky Hulk wiener that he's going to rape Gayjira with

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            WHAT bulky hulk wiener?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah, She/Her-Hulk I presume.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one cares about WEAKzilla. She-Hulk literally got her own multi-million dollar budget show.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Godzilla got that too you mong

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >She-Hulk literally got
                Canceled.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The show that killed any credibility Marvel might've had left?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Christ, he's been castrated so hard it's concave. It's casting it's own shadow.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Either that or he just has a REALLY dark blemish down there.
                Should probably get that looked at

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's why he's so mad. Dr. Strange stole his penis.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That frickin psycho Strange.....

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                His drip is out of this world

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just like Lord Aizen.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno, Naraku drip kind of out did Aizen's.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aizen has similar kimono drip to Naraku.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                BUT! Does he have the pelt of a 6 foot tall babboon?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes 🙂

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's clearly his sperm onesie.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >his sperm has the pelt of a 6 foot baboon
                STRONGzen

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Snake?!?!?!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they never had the doctor meet strange. just so they could do an abbot and costello bit
                >Hello there, I'm the doctor.
                >I'm sorry, doctor who?
                >Yes.
                >What?
                >Now don't be strange.
                >But I am Strange
                >Strange?
                >Yes.
                >Who?
                >I thought you where who.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Doctor has the answer to everything right?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                We were robbed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they can't outrap him, they know it

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got any Cowboy vs Samurai matchups?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kenshin vs Marston or Jonah Hex is pretty neat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one and only.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This one is also pretty good, even if it is a ripoff vs original fight

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who gives a frick Anon, it's better cuz american

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            MURICA!!! FRICK YEAH!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Man With No Name vs Kuwabatake Sanjuro (The Dollars Trilogy vs Yojimbo)

      >Nameless outlaws who wander the country before stumbling upon a ruthless, two-sided gangwar and attempting to free the town by playing both sides against each other. They are two of the most stone-cold badass characters to ever be depicted on screen, capable of mowing down legions of enemies with almost superhuman skill.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's that panel of Deadpool decapitating Wolverine and calling him popularity-powered

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty accurate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not wrong. Canon Wolverine sucks.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your hero would lose to Heavy Flow from Savage Dragon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if my hero is Alucard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then he dies to a villain.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh.....Sonicgays?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is making all these?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A guy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Zag
          >More experience than Dante
          Yeah right

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Zag is sub-wall level
          Hadesbros… DMCsisters are laughing at us…

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've seen some city level stuff for DMC from vsbattle homosexuals
            https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:PrettyFearMachine/Devil_May_Cry_Updates

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >goku and sonic are equal in speed
      Huh?
      >goku and sonic are equal in intelligence
      Okay, now that's bullshit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        PSYCHOku is a psychopath.
        A common trait among many psychopaths is high intellect.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is Toji for?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Connections?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Freelancee hitmen named after their talent for killing magic users (Magus Killer/Sorcerer Killer)
          Fathers of a main character with main roles in prequel stories
          Related to one of the three great families of their story (Kiritsugu married into the Einzberns, Toji married out of the Zenins)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >anime hitmen fight
            Kino

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bear vs Lion

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forget the dogshit that is Light vs Columbo. BEHOLD!!!!

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going to be honest there are some characters I just want to see job because their fans are completely insufferable and actively make me feel like less of a human being

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah? Name one.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Street Fighter
        DMC
        Platinum games
        Squenix
        Warcraft
        Bungie

        I’d say D*sney stuff too but frankly I don’t want to see that garbage at all, even to lose. Same with MLP.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Street Fighter
          Bro c'mon, what do Street Fighter fans do? The only really toxic ones are Akuma stans.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Narutards are cucks.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just sitting here, jorking my peanits and you all won't shut the frick up.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m so angry that it’s unimaginable. Hulk ain’t got shit on me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got cat called on the street?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH
        >twerks with megan the stallion

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GAYzilla vs GAPEDera is over.
    Can we have the REAL Kaiju Death Battle?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My hero... And one of the fastest speedsters in all of fiction...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet he can't outrun HEROku.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever wrote those guides didn't know what infinity is

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hank J. Wimbleton vs Izzy Fisher (Madness Combat vs Blackwidow Apocalypse)

    >Black and White, hyperviolent protaganists of surreal, vulgar and overall just fricking insane series who are mass killers constantly hunted down by a nefarious shadowy organization constantly sending people to kill them but to no avail thanks to their insane skills and inhuman tenacity. Despite starting as relatively normal superhumans they would somehow ascend and gain access to angel powers due to connecting to an angelic object making them a much bigger threat to their enemies, especially the dark shapeshifting observer that monitors their bloodbath, in general, one of their most notable traits is their refusal to permanently die, getting back from people blowing their head off, ripping them apart or just brutalizing them to poing of not being recognizable (Izzy's killing intent is so fervent that she's able to completely reattach severed limbs and her will to end Bloodbath and rescue Ingrid is so strong, that she's literally unable to die unless she accomplishes her goals while Hank is regularly killed and brought back by reality frickery and his role as the protaganist), they are also notably experimented on (Izzy with the Six Program and Hank getting Mag-ified).

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