Death Battle

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >creator of dbz dies
    >guy looking to gain traction over a soon to be dead career says something to benefit off of it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking piece of shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Too late Ben. You can't go spouting BS for 10+ years and then convert to the truth when you get shut down for incompetence.

      What a fricking piece of shit

      >Now when Ben isn't working for WBD he can finally speak his mind.
      I told you the show was rigged.

      This was about something about the DBC
      It's a Goku match-up against someone else

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >my cope
        Tweet doesn't say "Goku wins against someone else" it's not even a reply to another tweet.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    0-3
    seething eternally

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too late Ben. You can't go spouting BS for 10+ years and then convert to the truth when you get shut down for incompetence.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Now when Ben isn't working for WBD he can finally speak his mind.
    I told you the show was rigged.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >rigged
      >Implying they care
      >When the same company released a game where the League got killed by the Suicide Squad.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Toriyama dies
    >DB cancelled
    The universe is telling us to end these powerscaling VS discussions.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post results that DB got wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I ain’t listing 90% of the episodes, homie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bomberman vs. Dig Dug made no sense even with poor research. Felt like they flipped a coin then worked back from there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >establish that Bomberman can lay waste to planets while Dig Dug only busts an island tops
        >Bomberman still loses
        even using their own logic the outcome isn't correct

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I ain’t listing 90% of the episodes, homie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everything except the ones with DC winners

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Raven vs Phoenix

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is a beaten horse example, but Tifa VS Yang was wrong when it came out, and it would be a massive stomp in Tifa's favor today.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        RWBY really needed the free advertisement bro.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Did it tho? It was during volume 3 and before their viewership began to tank I think.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But Yang's semblance doesn't have a limit, did you forget muh Super Saiyan song?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Raven vs Phoenix.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hello Otto

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rogue vs Wonder Woman due to sheer speed difference

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic vs Wally

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what a travesty of a 100th episode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A shit load of em and even the ones they get right tend to be for the wrong or obnoxiously stupid reasons. Shit went downhill after season 5 when they threw away scrutiny and just went full autism ignoring context to wank people way beyond their intended power like making Chosen Undead a universe buster.

      I guess some standouts are

      >Tifa VS Yang
      Obvious. It was funny how following this episode, Yang got her arm cut off and showed their bullshit wank of how her power worked was bunk

      >Discord VS Bill
      Horse shit hate aside, Discord did get screwed over here. They gave Bill powers he didn't have, wanked him over crazy interpretations, and gave him the benefit of the doubt when it came to how he acts, but then proceeded to frick Discord over for the exact same reasons and not giving him equivalent wank like with the RPG stuff despite noting it

      >Phoenix VS Raven
      Have mid tier DC beat a top 3 marvel via non canon thing when said mid tier DC got btfo by someone they had fricking Apocalypse beat. Then they went on to gave Galactus muh gorillion dimensions and shit on top of it. This one was pretty blatant bullshit when those matches were so close to it.

      >Mario VS Sonic 2
      Mario gets overwanked and "lol he is allowed infinite pockets to just pull any power up he wants ad infinitum but Super Sonic is only allowed 50 seconds.". They also ignored a lot of Sonic's superior showings from Advance, Rush, Generations, storybook games, etc. Felt like a gimmie to Nintendo after Mario, Luigi, and Bowser all lost in a row (and nobody gives a frick about Peach)

      >Tracer VS Scout
      My boy Scout got done super fricking dirty for Overwatch shilling. Gave him the shittiest gear and no comics stuff while wanking Tracer like crazy and having her survive the home run even though that's not how her powers work

      >Joker VS Sweet Tooth
      Literally had to make Sweet Tooth go full moron to give Joker the win.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Scout one was moronic with how they completely misrepresented how Bonk works.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nowadays, Scout would have gotten whatever FTL you get from Bonk allowing you to dodge the Sniper's Machina at point blank range. That's gotta be higher than anything Tracer gets, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Mario gets overwanked
        They didn't even give him anything from Dream Team. If anything, both of them were downplayed, but capping Sonic at town level was asinine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know anything about horseshit, but for the entire fight I was waiting for the goat dragon thing to just conjure unicorn hair because apparently that nerfs Bill so much he has to resort to budget kaiju punching against a redneck mech made mostly of wood and drywall.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Carnage/Lucy. They were a decades research out of date for Carnage. He should have cleared easy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lucy fans are degen gays so it figures the DB team would gave her win.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Scout vs Tracer
      Sweet Tooth vs Joker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Makima Vs Gojo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Joining rooster teeth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only one that was unironically wrong was the Gaara vs Toph battle. Everything else is just nerd nitpick ranting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ben vs hal
      sweet tooth vs joker
      tophra

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gokutards in maximum cope mode
    3-0

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's "Does he beat GOKU tho?" and not "Does he beat Superman tho?" for a reason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah cause Goku gets the shit knocked out of him constantly while superman only jobs to a green rock. It's an actual thought experiment rather than a forgone loss

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >superman only jobs to a green rock
        Non-reader has an opinion...every time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't give a shit about
          >what about this shitty writer
          Motherfricker punched a braniac so hard 5 other past braniacs felt it. If you're not complete magic, upper dimensional, or green rock adjacent you aren't an actual threat.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Motherfricker punched a braniac so hard 5 other past braniacs felt it.
            Because those Braniacs were connected...I mean the punch barely shattered some nearby windows. It wasn't that impressive.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >my headcanon is the only canon
            Funny? Roo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, because dragon ball fans are all autistic obnoxious power scalers. Vs autism all comes from them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're among the worst but vs homosexualry has been around everywhere from the very beginning

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because everyone knows their favorite can't beat Superman.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kits of various reality warpers in media

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    to be fair the animation for the third fight was pretty kino
    .t Gokubro

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >BRING ME RYOMEN SUKUNA

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, Cinemaphile?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You’ve gotta go back.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Narutosisters…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Goku victims

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>Goku victims
        Literally every character in fiction.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ben is no longer contractually obligated to shill for WB
    >He freely admits Goku would win
    I TOLD you Black folk this shit was fricking rigged! It was so fricking obvious! You owe me an apology, NOW!

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1 - 0 now when they're no longer forced to promote DC

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For how many arcs and transformations peak Mark can blitz Z Gohan before he starts to outspeed him?

    Mark's win condition for all these are throwing Gohan in space and keeping him from gaining oxygen before he dies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >piccolo blew up the moon in seconds
      >raditz can dodge piccolo
      >enraged kid gohan blitzed radtiz
      Doesn't look good for Mark, I'm not sure if he could beat Vegeta saga Gohan.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mark scales to his dad, who flies to Virgo super cluster and is later on comparable to Thragg, who in the past reacted to his flight speed, as well as Allen, who reacted to Viltrumite ships and has combat speed proportional to his flight speed, so yeah, Peak Mark is easily billions of times ftl

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          EoS Mark is stronger than Nolan who stalemated Supreme who is stronger than Suprema who lifted the universe 😛

          Do you actually believe any of this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cope harder

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.
            No.
            Maybe.
            I don't know.
            Can you repeat the question ?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            where do you think we are?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, did you miss the fricking chapter where Nolan tells Mark that even if they can fly at absurd speeds the same can't be said about fighting and that when fighting fast opponents they have to throw random hits because their reflex aren't at that level?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        EoS Mark is stronger than Nolan who stalemated Supreme who is stronger than Suprema who lifted the universe 😛

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He was fighting a fricked up mean supreme before he was even at full power. People overblow that fear almost as much as Thor vs. Godzilla failing to crush a building between them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fricked up? He was as fresh as could be and was just done smashing Suprema like an insect

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well Gohan can fly, so his superior power would prevent Mark from being able to force him to space. About the same time Gohan takes on second form Frieza, he's probably winning more than losing.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    goku and superman both job to plas

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Bejita still loses to Thor

    KEKWABOTY!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of Fortnite. They just introduced a Greek pantheon who scale to the established multiverse and are so powerful they can use their powers in spite of the zero point, while poor Kratos is stuck underfoot, no more powerful than a normal human with a gun. So sad.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being so ridiculously fast that you outspeed the fastest spaceship a cosmic organization has access too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that supposed to be fast?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        most characters in fiction can't fly interstellar distances so yes that's fast as absolute frick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We don't talk about most characters in these threads. Exceptional is the bog standard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stars become blurs beside him and the ship is used for interstellar travel, so yes, it's so fast that he utterly blitzes good chunk of DBZ

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Legitimate question, besides the obvious answers of Hercules, Maoi, Stitch and all the hax magic users is there any Disney character that could win every fight Baki Hanma had?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's such restricting criteria I'm not sure what it's even supposed to prove.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Incredible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bob couldn't possibly beat an abstract mimesis of miso soup

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bob couldn't possibly beat an abstract mimesis of miso soup

        Unironically

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Everyone uses lasers in Spider-Man Fox show because of censorship
          >Spider-Man dodges these lasers
          >Daredevil can keep up with Spider-Man
          >Daredevil is faster than light
          When Battle Board Autism goes too far.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Point is that this laser specifically behaves like a laser

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Spider-Man cartoons have weirdly good speed feats like the 60s one where Spider-Man can dodge the lightning from Not-Zeus who can throw a lighting bolt from Mars to Earth in only a few seconds for fun

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Everyone uses lasers in Spider-Man Fox show because of censorship
          >Spider-Man dodges these lasers
          >Daredevil can keep up with Spider-Man
          >Daredevil is faster than light
          When Battle Board Autism goes too far.

          This shit is so autistic. If Bob or Spiderman were faster than fricking light then it would be a big deal and aknowledged at some point in the story. Sometimes you gotta suspend your disbelief as they say.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Spider-Man cartoons have weirdly good speed feats like the 60s one where Spider-Man can dodge the lightning from Not-Zeus who can throw a lighting bolt from Mars to Earth in only a few seconds for fun

          The HUMAN protagonist in Gash Bell was dodging lasers in like their fourth fight. And they actually behaved like lasers too.
          Gash was faster than Kio and had several large power creeps abilities to go before end of series.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >outside of [every single Disney character]

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There are at least a dozen physically fit non magic Disney users.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Esto es el fin, Superhombre!

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's right tho, Goku is the better warrior and has a lot of hax too like Hakai and IT while Superman needs to control his flying speed to not destroy the planet making him slower

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"We did it, Cloud. We won Death Battle."
    >"What about Tifa though?"
    >"Frick Tifa."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"Cool."

  26. 1 month ago
    Hitman Monaghan

    I would have guessed he was Boom Stick.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ben B. Singer
    OY VEY
    NOW DO ONE ABOUT ISRAEL VS PALESTINE

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lamest shit

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