Death Battle

Next is Courage vs Scooby

Should have been the Halloween episode

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You were magnificent, Makima

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No not at all. thank you for killing that c**t

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    RINGER RIN RY RUTT RAGGY

  3. 7 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    Send requests or costume ideas. Trips get choice (and by popular vote, every trips *costume request* of the day gets included). If the day ends with no trips at all, first dubs gets the choice. Time for requests ends at Midnight.

    If you wanna see the pics and DrawAnon stuff so far, look at the mega below
    https://mega.nz/folder/dIgSQRTD#Xi0DncadEPrTgoRmW_deEg

    Today's pic was chosen by

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    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is her ass so fat

      • 7 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Makima just built like that tho not anymore

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        To make the reader like her more

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Courage the cowardly dog.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scooby Dumb

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      so Scoob and Courage

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eustace

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And we have a winner

      • 7 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        Stupid dog.
        But smart post.

      • 7 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        BLAH BLAH BLAH

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      As Doctor of your choice
      Doctor would have beaten Gojo btw

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bobobo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The imperium of man vs the galactic empire
      >captcha

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is a funny one because the winner is not who everyone thinks it is for a fairly mundane reason

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that hyperspace is mile more reliable than warp travel?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            not just reliable but also several orders of magnitude faster
            it simply doesn't matter how many ships the Imperium has because the Empire can just deathstack it's fleet and always have a local numerical superiority

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imperium ships can time travel through the warp

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                not reliably they can't and they're more likely to time travel 20.000 years into the future than into the past, and a single imperial ship is no threat to star wars, which has had it's level of tech for thousands of years

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot the picture

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rebellion vs The Federation.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boring, make it New Republic so Luke can get GM Luke stuff.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Federation gets Q

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No they fricking don't. Q does whatever interests him.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah and he'd definitely help out his buddy ol' pal Jean Luc. Imagine the jedi running in and trying their fancy tricks and finding out they don't work

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speedy after rigging a match

  5. 7 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    Art by DrawAnon

  6. 7 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    And bonus because I didn't see the trips initially

    [...]

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Yang vs Raphael will be their next hit after Makima vs Gojo and Homelander vs Omni-Man

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I now genuinely want picrel to happen next season, partly because honestly, it would be a cool animation with them using composites and all that jazz, but also because you could finally have the privilege to shut the frick up about this c list matchup

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m proud to have drawn support for Yang vs Raphael

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did anyone see that RWBY and Justice League movie? I think they’re given superpowers

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Raphael vs Yang: DC edition is kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not even in your dreams!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Team Rwby mu are weird because they are in this weird hell where they beat street level chracthers but get stomped by anything higher.The tmnt would destroy them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel Rise Raphael covers that. He’s above Street Level but would lose to Part 1 Naruto

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This image was literally true

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Built for Gojo's wiener

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ben gets it. It's the hottest thing in the world for a dom to realize she's actually a sub.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is no citizen inside Gojo's domain expansion, inside it there's nothing but multiple layers of void

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So I guess this is the summary of their arguments:
      >Gojo could die from random selection from the contract
      >Bang works on Gojo so I guess he could die if she hits him the brain
      >Makima won't just kill him instantly when she breaks him down
      I guess they think none of those will happen too often. Honestly surprised they let bang work and didn't just use the version she used on Darkness Devil.
      >Makima can't return from nothing headcanon
      Understandable headcanon but still debatable
      >Unlimited void doesn't bypass her contract but she runs out of Japanese citizens to redirect it to because they are all braindead now
      Uhh okay but this is a contradiction with Sukuna redirecting it to Megumi's soul. If it really worked like that because it was infinite, then Sukuna redirecting it wouldn't have done anything. Being exposed to infinity for 0.00001 seconds is still infinity.
      >Makima can't make space to make the sacrifice
      But they said she's way faster than him. Doesn't really make sense but it's expected that they wouldn't have someone run away in an animation that's supposed to look cool.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makima is a bit faster but Gojo can also teleport and the ritual takes time to make As for the makima lives thing yeah there is a chance that Gojo could kill himself but eventually he bust out Unlimted void.So unless Gojo gets really unlucky he could kill her a few times before busting out UV

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Unlimited void doesn't bypass her contract but she runs out of Japanese citizens to redirect it to because they are all braindead now
        >Uhh okay but this is a contradiction with Sukuna redirecting it to Megumi's soul. If it really worked like that because it was infinite, then Sukuna redirecting it wouldn't have done anything. Being exposed to infinity for 0.00001 seconds is still infinity.

        Maybe another way to look at it is that Domain Expansion might be a closed off plane of existance?

        Aki couldn't use the Fox Devil contract inside of the Eternity Devil, so it is possible to dissrupt contracts between humans and devils. Perhaps domains themselves act in a similar way, if Makima's contract with the Prime Minister is disrupted, there's nothing for her to transfer to.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The contract lottery could select the prime minister to take damage and therefore nullify itself by killing him

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe Gojo won after all of the doomposting like "Oh since he was an unlikable butthole at the start he is gonna get his arms cut off" Or "the music shows hollow purple theme getting cutoff so he loses"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      people just wanted him to lose because of all the Gocuck posting this season, like "saves your season"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying he didn't

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He actually did save your season

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most views
        >Match following his is fun
        He did

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So did Makimer die or did she just get TRAPPED and BETRAYED

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she was BETRAYED and TRAPPED inside /dbs/
      a fate worse then dying

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >forever locked in the lion's den
        >becomes goku's b***h for the rest of time
        this might be the most cruel ending yet

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what symbol is this and whats left? My gut says that GojoMakima was the pentagram and CourageScoob is the bones.
    >Atom: Ant Man vs Atom
    >Swords: Chosen Undead vs Dragonborn
    >Dollar: Killua vs Misaka
    >Wave: Stitch vs Rocket Racoon
    >Lotus: Obito vs Vader
    >Yin Yang: Phoenix vs Raven
    >Duality: Guts vs Dimitri
    >Star: Martian Manhunter vs Silver Surfer
    > Question Mark: Bill Cipher vs Discord
    >Scales: Cole McGrath vs Alex Mercer
    >Shuffle: Frieza vs Megatron
    >Pentagram: Gojo vs Makima
    >Skull and Crossbones: Scooby vs Courage

    That leaves these three, here are my guesses. If yall think that Scoob Courage or Gojo Makima are other things, let me know.
    >Recycle: Either Batman Beyond vs Spider Man 2099 or Master Chief vs Doom Slayer remake
    >Suits: Yoshikage Kira vs Adachi
    >Beaker: Rick Sanchez vs The Doctor

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      but we already had 3 MvDC fights this season unless Death Battle consider DCAU as a separate thing which is stupid but that would explain season 8

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, half of season 7's ep count was capeshit. They'll spam that shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Suits: Yoshikage Kira vs Adachi
      That reminds me, I’ve been playing through P4G recently, and I just realized that Personas can’t manifest outside of the Shadow World. How the frick does everyone leave that out?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        We just assume they can because otherwise it would be unfair

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh but they'll be beholden to Bleach's 'Can See Shinigami' Rule?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's a difference between that and a character flatly not working
            Megamanexe can't even really exist but that's not the point of a fight featuring him

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Battles are conducted with the implication that their powers work as normal.
        Or else Barry and Wally would have lost to Quicksilver and Archie Sonic respectively, as the Speedforce doesn't work outside of the DC multiverse.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Barry carries the speedforce with him
          Wally is fricked tho

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Personas can’t manifest outside of the Shadow World
        They probably can though. The P3 cast can do it, but in arena they say shit like its way easier for them to control their personas in the TV world.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just have the Battle take place in the TV world. Or I don't know, the fricking Dark Hour from Persona 3. Funny is P1 and P2 protags can use their Personas in the real world.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      > suit
      > kiradachi
      It's already over, anon.
      No kiradachi this season, unfortunately.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scoob gets Ghoul School scaling to OK KO scaling. He's got the scaling chain advantage. OK KO characters have star level feats.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're forgetting that Scoob has never really done slapstick. Courage is the opposite: He got beat up all the time, but refused to quit and would always get back up.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scoob HAS done slapstick, please watch Pup named Scooby Doo.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OK KO characters have star level feats.
      So does Courage, multiple times.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >KO characters have star level feats
      Scaling doesnt really work for Scooby there and even then Courage has direct star level feats himself

    • 7 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      You're forgetting that Scoob has never really done slapstick. Courage is the opposite: He got beat up all the time, but refused to quit and would always get back up.

      I hate to say it, but Scooby is one of those characters with a zillion scaling chains through the power of VELMA.

      I feel this is going to be a scaling vs feats match.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scooby scaling doesnt really work. Best you can do is one time power ups from crossovers like that weird KISS one and stuff.

        Also Courage technically could also get crossover shit via Fusionfall

        • 7 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          You're right, I forgot Courage has his own crossover stuff.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Fusionfall
          Is there anything to really take from there? The CN characters stand around and give mission, while your player character is the one who does all the work.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why is there a scrotum on his face?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          is this valid?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently he isnt getting comics crossovers, just movies. He can get Batman stuff maybe and they can goofy autism wank from there even though he doesnt exactly scale to him.

            Maybe he can get monster wank from the likes of Dracula, Goblin King and stuff

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just know modern death battle would take shit like this as a literal feat

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What's your connection (to Velma)?
        I once fapped to a chick cosplaying as Velma getting fricked by an offscreen monster. Also I'm going to fap to that new Derpxion video he made about Velma and Daphne.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh you saw Bigtittygothegg's velma video too?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized why they scheduled this the way they did.
    >Makima battle
    >Next fight involves two dogs
    Motherfricker.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Dogfricker

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely VILE

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nah, I'd win
      I'm sorry Gojo-Sama. I doubted you.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >weebs still infesting the threads
    RET ROUT RIT ROOBY RIME

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was no doubt

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no speedy slander in op
    alright pack it up, make a new one

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind dc vs marvel I just wished they do more interesting ones Like im surprised they haven't done bullseye vs dead shot or taskmaster vs Deathstroke

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also Frank West technically made a cameo since they used his ice mech suit whatever thing sprite for what I assume is the Flamethrower Devil

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scooby stomps, he has too much crossover bullshit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He isnt getting comics and some crossovers work against him like Supernatural

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He isn’t getting comics
        Yes, he will. Cope, Muriel. Your dog gonna die to the OG.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          Here's the suggested media

          https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/10/suggested-media-courage.html?m=1
          https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/10/suggested-media-scooby-doo.html?m=1

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >suggested means it's finalized
            Is everyone dumb?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          …At the jobbing contest, which Scooby will not only do well in but take first place after being demolished by CHADrage.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >STILL no Archer, Austin Powers or Maxwell Smart or Inspector Gadget
      You're utter shit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't make the chart anon

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, then you're not utter shit, you're just shit.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            thank you for the promotion, captain.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hello gentlemen I am agent BLACK and this is agent TAN
      >We're part of the bureau of magic and spell casting here to join your taskforce and help with the investigation
      >light shits his pants thinking there is such a thing if a magic book is real.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just realized if Shawn can pin it down to Light and somehow gets access to Light's room, he'd find all the hidden compartments and figure them out with ease and find the death note. He would solve the case.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was just about to mention this same thing. He saw right through a similar set up in that chinese episode iirc. He'd see the Shinigami and try to keep his shit together and play it off like he can see it because he's psychic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >use fake names
      >have defeated ghosts, demons, heaven and hell
      >loaded with a shit ton of weapons and aren't afraid to use them
      >die and come back all the time
      They've got this.

      >Hello gentlemen I am agent BLACK and this is agent TAN
      >We're part of the bureau of magic and spell casting here to join your taskforce and help with the investigation
      >light shits his pants thinking there is such a thing if a magic book is real.

      What 80s movie would they reference?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Omen, or prince of darkness. Also don't sam and dean get out of a lot of shit because the whole god thing?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also don't sam and dean get out of a lot of shit because the whole god thing?
          To my recollection that is the case, they get saved by asspulls or literal deus ex machinas.

          >Suits: Yoshikage Kira vs Adachi
          That reminds me, I’ve been playing through P4G recently, and I just realized that Personas can’t manifest outside of the Shadow World. How the frick does everyone leave that out?

          Speaking of, doesn't Adachi have a move which inflicts fear? I would imagine that would work really well against someone as paranoid as Kira.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >which inflicts fear?
            stacked with Ghastly Wail and he could instakill Kira. Some will argue that Persona Ailments/RPG Ailments don't count though. Adachi, when taking his moveset from his boss or even his moveset from Arena, doesn't even need to get close to decimate Kira.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just realized if Shawn can pin it down to Light and somehow gets access to Light's room, he'd find all the hidden compartments and figure them out with ease and find the death note. He would solve the case.

      Are these matchups really not Light vs. Character but actually Light vs. L and also Character?
      They've gotta narrow it down to him first. Columbo wouldn't be able to do that because he's just a city cop.
      The fact he'd only get as far as L did if he did have police power, if that, is another matter.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the case of Shawn Spencer he's the kinda guy to sherlock holmes you with a mere glance. His only weakness is that he jokes around too much, because he doesn't want people to get inside his head.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >His only weakness is that he jokes around too much, because he doesn't want people to get inside his head.
          Kinda but Shawn said in the Mr Yin and Mr Yang episodes, Shawn works best when he jokes because if he takes it seriously, that’s how the crook wins by making Shawn play his rules

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the case of Shawn Spencer he's the kinda guy to sherlock holmes you with a mere glance. His only weakness is that he jokes around too much, because he doesn't want people to get inside his head.

        >His only weakness is that he jokes around too much, because he doesn't want people to get inside his head.
        Kinda but Shawn said in the Mr Yin and Mr Yang episodes, Shawn works best when he jokes because if he takes it seriously, that’s how the crook wins by making Shawn play his rules

        >glances at Light's watch
        >notices something off
        >WOAH I'm getting something!! Wooah something interesting...SOMETHING...HERE
        *click* "Hey what's this paper? Why do you have...*screams like a girl*
        >the cops rush light

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shawn turns to Light and shields his eyes
          >"Gus! Gus, I've been blinded. Blinded by the light!"
          >"Revved up like a duece?"
          >"Another runner in the night!"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Still using the chucked new-movie Poirot instead of the GOAT
      I would however say that Poirot might not be able to solve the case
      >He hasn't really faced anything supernatural, and as catholic might be sceptical to such overt usage of supernatural (shinigami don't follow roman catholic tradition so any defense Poirot might gain from beinf devout is propably not enough)
      >Poirot is kind of famous and doesn't use pseudonyms (Achille Poirot was a desperate ruse) so any death note user could get him quite easily once he gets on the case
      If these two things don't confound him I would say he could easily catch Kira
      Not to mention Poirot has fourth-wall breaking powers - Agatha Christie mentioned once that she wanted to write him off as she was tired of the character, but that Poirot ws too clever to be brushed off like that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure she can solve the case, i recall she always dealt with common cases but not on a massive scale as the death note

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Detective Conan has potential, he has solved millions of cases and out of the natural too considering he himself was turned into a child

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >monk

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Harry Du bois really a crack detective? Would Shivers work like a schizoid supernatural detection since when checks pass act like some kind of weird 6th sense

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Inland Empire and Shivers would unironically frick Light

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think his more paranormal skills is him remembering information he got from exposing himself to the Pale. Plus, against Light alone he has 2 levels of obfuscation regarding his name.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Misa uses her Shinigami eyes but all she can see is
          >Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau
          >Kras Mazov
          >Baron Von Kikkenberg
          >Tequila Sunset
          >Dinky winkey
          As well as the dozens of schizo personalities inside his head

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Miss just sees the legal name of the person. It's only really a question if they're not a citizen in which case it goes with who they identify as. I don't think a schizo would get out of it.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              If he's visiting Japan to take part in the case then it would go with who he identifies with...But the thing is...He believes he's all these people.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It looks at his legal name not only Japanese citizens. If she saw an American or Norwegian man she would see their native names.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Layton vs Light
      Honestly would be pretty funny

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the suggested media

    https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/10/suggested-media-courage.html?m=1
    https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/10/suggested-media-scooby-doo.html?m=1

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not getting KISS or WWE wank.
      So best think he has is probably Mystery Inc with him taking on nazi killbots. He definitely shouldnt scale to Nibiru

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no Guess Who
      >no comics
      >not all of the movies listed
      >no show crossovers
      either moronation or rigging

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Riggin.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It'd be kind of unfair to give Scooby all his crossover shit when Courage only has his show for the most part. Plus crossovers like Supernatural frick Scooby over

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          true I guess but he could've at least been given all his non-crossover stuff

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yes because DB has never been unfair before.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no Guess Who
      >no comics
      >not all of the movies listed
      >no show crossovers
      either moronation or rigging

      Speedy FEARS Scooby Doo.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    But that's wrong, what mattered was the intent. He is clearly using it as an attack, while Denji wasn't intending to attack her so his approach worked.

    [...]

    >stronger
    That's a joke, bang shows more output than anything in JJK.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the type of cartoon battle I want to see over Luz vs Anne

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forgot to include this in my previous post, but Ultraguy now has a Patreon where he'll do character and matchup blogs from suggestions sent in by patrons.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ....
      https://www.patreon.com/Ultraguy9000

      In fairness, I'm running on 3 hours of sleep.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And it's already infested by the vsbw Touhou trannies

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine paying money for blogpost fanfiction holy shit
        At least with Yates or Therewolf you got a track from it but this is beyond pathetic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ....
      https://www.patreon.com/Ultraguy9000

      In fairness, I'm running on 3 hours of sleep.

      How long until he starts selling nudes

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    courage would fricking destroy scooby

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOON FORCE CHADS, WE'RE BACK.
    Seriousbros EXIT. Toonbros ENTER.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scooby kills courage
    >gets adopted by muriel

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not gonna be a fight. It's gonna be something stupid like an 'escaping from something scary' or a 'screaming contest'.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still waiting for someone to suggest a decent fight for Demona.
    >inb4 Mystique
    You only think it's a good match cause they're both blue.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never said it was a good matchup, it was just the first one that came to mind.
      >they're both blue
      And hot.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jennika

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tigra
      >both athletic, both have sharp as frick claws
      Zatana
      >both have access to arcane magic

    • 7 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Pixie, and I'm not even memeing. They're evil sexy demon ladies who hate mankind because they persecuted their race, but Pixie eventually joined the good guys while Demona stayed evil.

      They also both have a thing for big blue guys.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright what forgotten cartoon is she from

        • 7 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          >Monster Rancher
          >Forgotten
          Damn man, I know it wasn't Pokemon or Digimon, but come on.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who gives a shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Monsters Rancher was the Pokémon clone that forgot to invent any type of ruling for monster battles. Making it the most basic of all Pokémon clones.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was so much better then Pokemon too, so it fits the bill.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Know what, that's pretty good, tripgay.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        courage got this

        eh i perfer the suzurin race there so cute

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who will she fight MR bros?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ez

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now that I think of it. Were do Palicos stand in Monster Hunter scaling?
            Also.
            >MU were Monster Hunter protag has to hunt Pokemon/Digimon/ Raids the monster ranch=kino

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, they have to scale somewhere with the hunters, don't they? Cause they're right there with you when you hunt Fatalis, Behemoth, Nergigante, etc

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah my real question should have been how do hunters and palicos stack up to the monsters in terms of stas i.e Are they relative or can they get exact stats/surpass some monsters?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already said: Arcee. It's perfect.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Arcee is three times her fricking size, made of living metal. The frick is Demona gonna do?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Use her feminine wiles.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shoulda thought of that before being the girl on the boy's action figure cartoon.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder, Gargoyles wasn't made to sell toys. Toys where made after it. Underaged, please leave.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Still lose to TMNT

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They out number and out power the TMNT, anon.

                So it sold toys.
                Low IQ, please have a nice day.

                Years after it aired. Underaged, please leave.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sold toys. Low IQ, have a nice day.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Underaged please leave.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sold toys after it was done, meaning it wasn't made to sell toys. Low IQ underaged zoomie.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They out number and out power the TMNT, anon

                Genuinely no. Even 80s Turtles have the ability and blades weapon to pretty just stab Goliath’s eyes out. The point of martial arts is to help bypass a strength advantage. Turtle Van, Turtle Blimp, exploding shurikens

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                And those vehicles would be torn apart by the claws, you dumbass. If you want to job the gargoyles, send something that actually eats through stone.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >80s turtles
                >using their weapons
                Oh you silly goose... They never used their weapons to harm anything except in the intro where they slashed them at the camera. They used more of their environment to attack, using fire hydrants pressurized water, manhole covers, the like. Plus they're fricked if they try to get close enough to stab a Gargoyle in the eye. That means they'd have to get close. Close enough for either taloned fingers or a prehensile tail to damage them.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh you silly goose... They never used their weapons to harm anything except in the intro where they slashed them at the camera.

                Oh you sillier goose of a homosexual

                You based all your assumptions off that 2012 TMNT episode

                The 80s TMNT would unironically break Goliath’s arm

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >80s TMNT on Metal Gear shit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. I based all my assumptions off the fricking original 80s cartoon dvd boxset. And oh look, they use their weapons on... robots. Which the gargoyles aren't.
                You also said 'Use the turtle blimp', a fricking flying balloon, against creatures that have sharp teeth and claws that can fly?
                Also, if they could 'break Goliath's arm' how come they never did to Rocksteady, Bebop, Super Krang, Leatherhead, or Slash? Cause they fricking can't.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And oh look, they use their weapons on... robots. Which the gargoyles aren't.

                So just stab the Gargoyles. They can use their weapons just fine

                >Also, if they could 'break Goliath's arm' how come they never did to Rocksteady, Bebop, Super Krang, Leatherhead, or Slash? Cause they fricking can't

                Those guys are also able to break Goliath’s arm, Slash can literally throw buildings at people .

                Better training, weapons, better teamwork and definitely smarter

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >better team work
                Raph, being the hot head, will frick this up.
                >better training
                Yeah, cause that'll help when they get torn in half.
                >definitely smarter
                Only Don is.
                >So just stab the gargoyles
                Please watch the series before you try to debate. Swords have literally broken on contact with the gargoyles. They're only vulnerable in their stone forms.

                So can Leonardo. He can slash apart the Technodrome with his katana

                And if he loses his Katana, what is he gonna do? Scream for Splinter's help?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                80s Raphael was more of a wise guy

                >Torn in half

                Their whole schtick is beating muscleheads

                >Only Don is

                Leonardo as well

                >Please watch the series before you try to debate. Swords have literally broken on contact with the gargoyles. They're only vulnerable in their stone forms.

                Post the feats

                >Loses his katana

                More skill with a weapon

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post the feats? The entire run of Gargoyles. Only thing that hurt them when in Gargoyle form was fricking laser blasters. Their species died to maces and swords when in stone form, though.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Only thing that hurt them when in Gargoyle form was fricking laser blasters.

                Why don’t you just show pictures of swords breaking on Goliath Superman style

                >RAPH, HELP ME SLICE THIS GARGOYLE DOG WITH OUR METAL WEAPONS!
                >SURE THING LEO
                >bronx eats their weapons
                >FRICK

                Oh they can just stab Bronx’ eyes. It’s a dog

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hard to hit a moving target, dumb ass.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                TMNT can literally steer around missiles

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Demona uses magic to freeze the Turtles on the spot.
                GG, turtles.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If we’re going extended family, Splinter has funky shit

                >PLS SPOONFEED ME
                No wonder the street sharks mog you dumb amphibians.

                Goliath gets cut everyone else. He’s not Superman. If he bleeds, they can kill him

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Notice how it doesn't go through him, dumbass.
                >Leo goes to slash Goliath
                >Goliath catches the sword, pulls Leo closer
                >SPLINTER SENSEI HELP ME!
                >gets fricking savaged by Goliath as Mikey gets beaten up by Brooklyn
                >Madison beats up Don
                >Hudson and Bronx beat up Raph
                >Demona uses magic to stop Splinter.
                The end.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>Leo goes to slash Goliath
                catches the sword, pulls Leo closer

                Martial arts. Speed and technique wise, Goliath can’t really keep up. He’s sort of like a lesser Rocksteady. I mean the Gargoyles don’t even have a strength or durability advantage, Mikey tanked a pizza parlor dropped on him like an anvil, I’m pretty sure Goliath’s best thing is throwing a car. So it’s actually debatable if Goliath can catch Leonardo’s strike

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know, despite him throwing a car, Goliath isn't strong. Great logic, dumbass. WATCH. THE. SERIES. BEFORE. YOU. ENTER. DEBATES.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                One dude throws cars, one dude tanks buildings fall on him. That’s a pretty big gap

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                A fake building built by the Foot. Notice how RatKing is ALSO lifting it up?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Humans in TMNT are actually very strong. Shredder can bend metal with zero issue. Again, Goliath just can’t overpower Leonardo.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not true. Rat King is considered one of the weakest, and needs to rely on his rats and gadgets provided by Shredder and Krang. It's clear you haven't seen EITHER series.

              • 7 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Dude, Rat King lifted a building once.

                Even guys like Casey Jones have feats of dismantling giant machines by beating on them. If a generic Viking can draw blood from Goliath and make him bandage his hand, Leo is going to chop that hand clean off.

                >L-LEO HAS A KATANA! GRORIUS NIPPONU STEER!
                >Hey bud, thanks for the toothpick.

                They're too jawsome. There are scenes where they shoot fricking fighting game ki blasts from their fins. They vs the TMNT is the "I'm sure to win because I'm faster" meme.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The same fake building Slash lifted, provided by Shredder when he put a bounty out to all the villains? Real impressive.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was real bricks. Leonardo’s gonna slice Goliath faster than a blender

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was literally a fake city with a fake pizza parlor, set as a trap by Shredder when he recruited several villains: Video Game Woman, Rat King, Leatherhead, and Slash, to deal with the turtles. It's not fricking real.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was a real parlor, the bricks aren’t cardboard

                >T-THE TURTLES GET SPLINTERS HELP!
                >gets upset when the Gargoyles get outside help

                Demona never rejoined if I recall

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If a generic Viking can draw blood from Goliath
                You just said in the previous sentence that cartoon humans are stronger than reality

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shredder is far beyond common humans
                He is the leader of his own clan composed of skilled ninjas

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >SHOW PICTURES
                Watch the show, it's for fricking free on Disney+.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's free
                >On this subscription Network
                NTA, but the frick?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Makes claim

                >Can’t provide evidence

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PLS SPOONFEED ME
                No wonder the street sharks mog you dumb amphibians.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Awakening Part 4, Goliath catches a sword in his bare hand. It causes a droplet of blood, before he breaks it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So he isn’t swordproof. That’s like saying the one time Spider-Man caught a bullet but was pierced means he’s bulletproof

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >RAPH, HELP ME SLICE THIS GARGOYLE DOG WITH OUR METAL WEAPONS!
                >SURE THING LEO
                >bronx eats their weapons
                >FRICK

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I legitimately can imagine Ralph shouting 'FRICK'

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why yes, my speed will aid me in this fight
                They're fricked if Goliath gets his hands on them. He can fricking tear metal in half.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So can Leonardo. He can slash apart the Technodrome with his katana

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              So it sold toys.
              Low IQ, please have a nice day.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is correct. Gargoyles was really good. It had far more from X-Men more than it had from TMNT.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who should the man with complex motives fight

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should be a bit more specific.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's referring to Zero/Delta from ZTD

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ash solos your favorite verse.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ash is retired.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      people FEAR composite ash

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yugisisters.....

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mirror Force gg

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yugi beats him. Hard.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mirror Force gg

        It didn't help him there. kekaroooooooooooooooooooooooo

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sneak attack without provocation.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      AIEEEEEE

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Without extreme crossover wank, Courage should take this

    >Destroyed the sun with a scream as well as stood upon its surface
    >Survived in the vacuum of space
    >Got shot around the entire planet and was relatively fine
    >Similarly got shot through the moon and walked it off
    >Broke into Valhalla
    >Can lift a truck
    >Can transform his body
    >Hypnosis hax which Scooby gang is susceptible to
    >Can turn invisible
    >Super speed
    >Master martial artist
    >Pulls a Natsu where he ate dragon fire and blasted it with its own flames

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Makima respect thing is funny. I liked the reasoning for it in this one fanfic

    >In honesty, the reason why I couldn’t order you before was because one of my favourite films is about you. Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula, released 1992. Its just so visually stunning and grotesque, I couldn’t help but respect its subject matter. But I’ve gotten my fill of you now.’

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who should he fight?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I ask is that they end the fight with this, like how they did Afro Samurai vs Jack.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This matchup has been making the rounds on Twitter recently, who do you guys think takes it?

    • 7 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Nolan gets blitzed.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The PPG never actually flew to other planets IIRC

        • 7 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          They ran so fast they broke the time barrier, and I think they flew to the sun once.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >broke the time barrier
            Reaching a certain hypothetical speed to time travel varies in fiction
            Fricking CW Flash can time travel doing the same thing and nobody thinks he's as fast as more popular incarnations
            >I think they flew to the sun once.
            That's still nowhere near as fast as Nolan flying to planets like Viltrum

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if they get shit from the reboot then they super stomp

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Omni Man easy, PowerPuff girls had to work together to stop a small meteor while Nolan by himself causally stoped one the size of Texas

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The PPGs are EXTREMELY inconsistent. On average, Omniman likely wins. Focusing on just their top stuff? The PPGs blitz him hard like with that shit where they stopped the nanobot rain throughout the city and speed demon. They could also punch things to space

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >speed demon
        It was explicitly stated they were only going at the speed of light

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Either way stuff like that, the nanobot thing, flying to the moon in a few seconds, running around the earth in a few seconds etc should beat out Nolan combined with their raw physical stuff like brute forcing things into space

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the nanobot thing, flying to the moon in a few seconds, running around the earth in a few seconds etc should beat out Nolan
            Nolan flies to other solar systems in a week
            >brute forcing things into space
            You know he can hold his breath for a long time during those space voyages right?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its less the holding breath part and more the raw force he is being hit with capable of sending giant monsters from ground level to space. Nolan also wasnt running around the entire planet in five seconds like Bubbles did when she beat Not Flash

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >flying to the moon in a few seconds,
            We literally see Mark do that in the show

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Powerpuff Girls. Using just their top stuff they are each potentially stronger than Nolan and have a numbers advantage to boot. They are just wonky because one minute they can blitz to the sun and back in a minute and the next they are getting btfo by average normie goons

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Powerpuff girls take on Kaijus every day, while Omni Man struggled hard with a single one.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seething on narutard forums over the result
    >Seething on troonera
    >Some seething in the subreddit, Twitter, and YouTube section

    Worth it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Links pls

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I'm too lazy to do that, but seeing the obd seethe is funny as that's where a lot of the wank we see today originated from so seeing it be reversed back on them is great to see.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They rooted for the groomer?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you surprised?

        [...]
        Are these matchups really not Light vs. Character but actually Light vs. L and also Character?
        They've gotta narrow it down to him first. Columbo wouldn't be able to do that because he's just a city cop.
        The fact he'd only get as far as L did if he did have police power, if that, is another matter.

        Swan's own setup had columbo be assisted by interpol for catching Light.

        So yes it is basically L and character vs light.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I wish they included the wwe crossovers for Scooby at least. Cause then we'd get solid scaling and numbers for John Cena, Kane, The Undertaker, etc.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they weren't put off by MM vs Kool Aid Man's horrible view numbers. People didn't watch it because:

      >1. No one cares about Kool aid Man
      >2. It was a joke episode with a terrible fight
      >3. They had MM lose
      >4. Even with all the above, it's made 10 times worse by the episode friggin shoving down that stupid boomstick's dad joke down our throats the entire time

      John Cena or Undertaker actually getting a good episode would do, at the very least, decent numbers for modern death battle.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thing is, Macho/Kool-Aid was a meme that the DB staff had passed around for years, they'd been talking about doing it since the show started.
        It was more for them than the actual viewers.
        Which doesn't excuse it being a dud episode.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted Makima to win, and now I'm mad.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go jerk off about it.

      This matchup has been making the rounds on Twitter recently, who do you guys think takes it?

      Nolan can fly out of our solar system in a week or something, but didn't the girls fly so fast they traveled through time?

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should fire whoever makes the music for these fights already

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you need more than two sentences to sum up your MU then it's shit by default

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The robotic remnants of ancient fallen empires, both greatly reduced in their original power and led by beings who believe control of the galaxy is their birth right.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prometheans get shitstomped if them jobbing to Chief en masse is anything to go by.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Warrior monks who are protagonists of fighting games. Tiger vs dragon iconography.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This can be a fair match, however Liu Kang was made into a Titan in the latest games and Titans are greater beings than the The One Being according to the modern writers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This can be a fair match, however Liu Kang was made into a Titan in the latest games and Titans are greater beings than the The One Being according to the modern writers

        Liu fricking loses without the hourglass. Mk9 sindel solo'd him and a bunch of other guys before fighting mileena

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was before he restored his power as he nerfed himself in his timeline also Sindel was deemed as a godslayer in the aftermath dlc

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sci fi action game protagonists from platinum games released in the 2010s

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swordsmen wandering a ruined and creature infested world ruled by evil with their sole goal being to eliminate that evil. Eastern swordsman created by the West vs Western swordsman created by the East.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, top tier in terms of vibes but doesn’t Jack just blitz his shit in

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone agrees Jack stomps, but we just want it for the good fight.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, which is why it's a shit fight. Also has no connections.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, top tier in terms of vibes but doesn’t Jack just blitz his shit in

        Everyone agrees Jack stomps, but we just want it for the good fight.

        Yeah but in all honesty it's the one match up where if Guts dies his soul would be set free and he could actually get put to rest. The sword would purge all the evil from his body as he dies. Much like every other opponent jack fought.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shonen/cartoon mashups that have a thrill for adventure and freedom and hate the government. Also they can't swim and hate romance.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luffy is for Mitsuki.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically Luffy vs Werehog Sonic isn't the WORST Luffy MU (that's still Luffy vs Natsu)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell vs Heaven, in the squared circle, between two men whose legends have consumed their lives

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two bookworms who were just having another day on the job before they found themselves fighting off an alien infestation with their armored suits and wide variety of weaponry, both of which include a tool that manipulates gravity.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isaac wins because I don't think Gordon has anything to counter Stasis.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hellspawn Heroes

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still mad we’re most likely getting Moondoka over Madoka vs Shinji

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is Shinji gonna do against magic?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How strong is PMMM magic? I don’t recall the action scenes being anymore out there than the angel fights. The main problem here is Godoka, not magic

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still waiting for Tom vs the Coyote

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately it has to get past both Gru vs Megamind and Kratos vs Asura in order to win the tournament. And there's still like 8 more fights left to be revealed for that thing.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is meant to not be that serious an episode, but surely Scooby has to get stronger stats from his range of source material?

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have and will continue to fight for the validity of Sonic vs Luffy as a MU until the day I die.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, this Gojo guy seems pretty busted. No way he is just one shotting everything in his source material, right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got beaten by basic space manipulation.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Only thing that could beat him was reality warping
        Seems broken to me

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't reality warping
          It was a judgment cut

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Manipulating space is reality warping.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No it isn't
              It's space manip

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is controlling space not reality warping? You are controlling reality and messing with distances.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not the set of powers understood as reality warping

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, if you can conjure up something out of nothing or just mess with how reality works then it is reality warping. If you think about it, magic systems are reality warping.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Manipulating space is reality warping.

          >it's the sukunacuck

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think battleboarding does something to our brains, we see something like "temporarily bending the concept of space itself to bypass the power of infinity" and go "yeah that's basic hax tbh"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the plot was the villains coming up with a plan solely to get rid of him

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe we've had Danny, Jake, Steven, Star, even Spongebob, and now Scooby and Courage but not a single Powerpuff girl.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Powerpuff girls are a package deal. Need a good 3v3 for em

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It took us this many seasons for Fire Emblem and zero Dragon Quest in sight.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the first CN character in two years, and probably the first since Jack to actually win.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Powerpuff girls are a package deal. Need a good 3v3 for em

      I've seen people suggest Crystal Gems for a 3v3 or Blossom vs Jenny Wakeman for a 1v1

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jenny is for Robot Boy. Gems get mogged by the PPGs

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No Jenny is for KOS-MOS

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jenny is for Robotboy, pleb

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jenny and KOS-MOS have more in common.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldnt it be a stomp for KOS-MOS though?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, so?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kos-mos is for Leon s Kennedy

                Any Makima simps raging yet?

                Yes, but they know their tears are worthless.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The frick are you talking about? They're both the cartoon Astroboy ripoffs, child robots built to defend the world who want to become real humans in the process. KOS-MOS is a war machine built to kill monsters. She has more in common with Aigis from Persona than anyone.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Both are female robots
                >Both were designed by female scentists
                >Both have "sisters"
                >Both are White and Blue themed
                >Both fight supernatural things
                I rest my case.
                And really I just want them to talk about how KOS-MOS is the body of the Virgin Mary

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, but Aigis has all the same stuff.
                >Both are female robots
                Yep.
                >Both were designed by female scentists
                Yep.
                https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Yuu_Kimijima
                >Both have "sisters"
                Yep. Also represents Aigis' shadow, just like how T-elos represents KOS-MOS' shadow.
                https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Metis
                >Both are White and Blue themed
                Yep.
                >Both fight supernatural things
                Yep. Like KOS-MOS, explicitly made to fight shadow monsters based in Jungian psychology. There's more, do you see where I'm going with this?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Counter Point, I don't want that to lead to a rabbit hole of Phantom Thieves vs Ourobouros.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ouroboros are for the Warriors of Light anyway, after what SoP revealed.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, that's your problem, not mine. KOS-MOS is best suited to fighting Aigis. The themes are too perfect. They even get the glowing blue eyes thing when they activate super mode. Jenny can fight Robotboy.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly, I’ll accept Jenny fighting the robot from the fart cartoon as long as she wins, which I think she does?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                She probably does. Her feats are just a step higher than his across the board. Strength, speed, durability, probably a slight advantage in versatility.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jenny’s got better feats even if she tends to eat a lot of shit for the sake of a joke.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jenny is for Robot Boy. Gems get mogged by the PPGs

              Counterpoint: Noone cares about Robotboy.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                By that logic, even fewer people care about KOS-MOS.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crystal Gems are pathetic losers who keep needing Steven to bail them out of trouble. They lose to most superhero trios.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There hasn't been a single Star Trek character in the almost 13 year run of this show.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe we've had Danny, Jake, Steven, Star, even Spongebob, and now Scooby and Courage but not a single Powerpuff girl.

        there hasn't been a single euro-comic character either
        some things are incredibly overlooked

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quite possibly the worst halloween episode idea, Scooby isn’t even a fighter and Courage barely is. What the frick is the episode even gonna be? Are they combining the joke and halloween episodes this year? Fricking waste.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Running from a monster to see who's got better stamina. Outwitting said monster to see who's smarter.

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOMAIN: EXPANDED

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Son!
      >Stop jerking off to Chun Li's thighs,
      >She who thirsts will take corrupt you

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than yawnman vs hellboy or snooze Krueger vs pennywise.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MTG gets Doctor Who scaling AND Marvel scaling AND D&D scaling
    It's over for anybody who tries to fight Chadcol Bolas
    Funnily enough, even mechanically, pre-spark Bolas is a 7/7 Dragon, Tiamat (from D&D) is also a 7/7 Dragon, and Bolas has a stronger ability.
    Walker Bolas meanwhile just has an in-game ability that lets him instantly just take control of a creature. Which would naturally include Tiamat.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tiamat has the ability to control any evil dragon
      Which would include Bolas
      which is a pretty friggin hilarious standoff

      (also Tiamat in 3.5 is immune to mind control and well.. pretty much anything really, she's a god)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tiamat has the ability to control any evil dragon
        NLF

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Salient Divine Abilities:

          Alter Form, Alter Size, Alter Reality, Annihilating Strike, Area Divine Shield, Control Creatures (non-good dragons, or any dragon with Cha 12 or lower), Divine Blast, Divine Shield, Extra Domain (Law), Extra Sense Enhancement (blindsight), Shapechange, Spell Immunity
          Control Creatures:
          The deity can command some kind of creature as noted in the deity’s description. This ability is similar to the dominate monster spell, but it is not a mind-affecting ability (the deity seizes direct control over the creature’s body).

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Tiamat has the ability to control any evil dragon
            NLF

            This is also a fun one

            Annihilating Strike

            Benefit:

            When the deity strikes with a weapon or natural weapon, the opponent struck might be obliterated. Creatures, attended objects, and magic items must make Fortitude saves (DC 20 + the deity’s rank + the damage dealt) or be reduced to –10 hit points and killed outright. Unattended, nonmagical objects are obliterated. The deity can destroy up to 1,000 cubic feet (a 10-foot cube) of nonliving matter per rank, so the ability destroys only part of any very large object or structure targeted.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still gets mogged by Kirkbride Alduin

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, the Street Sharks mog both Turtles and Gargoyles
    >swim through concrete
    >can bite through reinforced, 4 foot thick titanium walls
    >some levels of radiation immunity
    >one can cause Earthquakes that register as 9.5 on the Richter scale.
    >they're seven feet across of pure muscle
    >can punch buildings down

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And they scale to the Extreme Dinosaurs too.

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any Makima simps raging yet?

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RWBY
    >Gargoyles
    >Street Sharks
    all job to Turtle Saint

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks metal. Street Sharks literally eat him.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Would love to see zoids get some love
    >Most likely matchup would be Van vs Bit
    >While the Liger Zero Schneider is IN BATTLE STORY CANON better than the Blade Liger in every way. I know that Zeke hax would give it to Van.
    It's a sad kind of feel.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shellgays and gayoyles aren't even bothering fighting the CHAD Sharks.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >L-LEO HAS A KATANA! GRORIUS NIPPONU STEER!
    >Hey bud, thanks for the toothpick.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if Beast lifted the whole golden tree off the ground he would've beaten Goliath

    • 7 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Under modern stats and scaling Beast probably would have soloed the Gargoyles verse up to dudes like Oberon.

      >>Leo goes to slash Goliath
      catches the sword, pulls Leo closer

      Martial arts. Speed and technique wise, Goliath can’t really keep up. He’s sort of like a lesser Rocksteady. I mean the Gargoyles don’t even have a strength or durability advantage, Mikey tanked a pizza parlor dropped on him like an anvil, I’m pretty sure Goliath’s best thing is throwing a car. So it’s actually debatable if Goliath can catch Leonardo’s strike

      You know, despite him throwing a car, Goliath isn't strong. Great logic, dumbass. WATCH. THE. SERIES. BEFORE. YOU. ENTER. DEBATES.

      The Manhattan Clan get hosed for several reasons.

      --No ranged attacks while the TMNT have grapples and throwing stars.

      --Only Goliath has more combat experience, and the clan don't regularly spar and train together

      --The TMNT bring a greater variety of weapons, tactics, and techniques. They don't fight the same while the clan are essentially Goliath plus 3 smaller, weaker Goliaths.

      A fake building built by the Foot. Notice how RatKing is ALSO lifting it up?

      Naw man it was real. They were robbing it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Demona fricks the turtles with magic.

        • 7 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Why is Demona on the team?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >T-THE TURTLES GET SPLINTERS HELP!
            >gets upset when the Gargoyles get outside help

            • 7 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              But it's like if you put Krang on the TMNT.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Demona helps the gargoyles as many times as she fricks them over.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I believe Rat King also does that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They don't fight the same while the clan are essentially Goliath plus 3 smaller, weaker Goliaths.

        That’s sort of the big issue, Lexington is even smaller than the Turtles, Broadway is fat, and Brooklyn’s nowhere near as big as Goliath

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nasuverse Lore will break Death Battle even more than BlazBlue did. Mark my words. Zero vs Stay Night might make for a fun Death Battle, especially since Zerogays and Stay nightgays hate each other.

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gojo vs Makima had the correct result and will blow up in views
    >Halloween fight is actually kino
    Gojo really DID save the season.

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ryonabros, how are we celebrating?

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if someone just made the Japanese citizens immortal?

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, didn't Gojo killed all of his friends by killing Makima, since by these rules, both verses are merged?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No because purple and void bypassed the contract

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The swan and Chad pick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't swan fanboying over light vs columbo? Surprised he decided to push scooby vs courage instead

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chad either has the worst or best picks, with no in between

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like we have real DB shillbots in here ever since Speedo got cyber bullied by Cinemaphileners.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What makes you say that?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well we have someone who defends Lucina vs Grovyle for one.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          hello listtroon

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Only listtroon can hate a MU with a random from a Pokemon Spinoff game vs literally any other time traveling swords person

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't expect you to admit it

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your match lost Speedy. Now go put up Lucina vs Chrono, Luminary, or Trunks and watch it actually win.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Only speedy doesn't whine like listtroon when his character loses a matchup

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't expect you to admit it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If hating that pos matchup makes you listtroon then we are all the biggest listtroons

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm surprised this is what took off and not Lucina vs Crono

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, they're here. No doubt, they support the dumbest shit.

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now someone draw Gojo giving makima backshots

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      While she calls him daddy.

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people trying to force tmnt vs street sharks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it should be Biker Mice from Mars of Mighty Ducks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is it forced Turtles vs Turtles imitation

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they don't want the primal awesomeness of Extreme Dinosaurs vs Street Sharks

      How is it forced Turtles vs Turtles imitation

      When there's that many imitations it's better to do imitations vs imitations

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're moronic
      Street Sharks vs Extreme Dinosaurs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because this one annoying homosexual won't stop spamming Raph x Yang

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Still hasn't debuted
    Queer Battle fears his power.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets fraud-checked by Samus

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean knocks up Samus with his BFG.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Samus is full on back to dommy mommy modus now, BFG is going to stay and get activated only when she pulls the trigger

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Samus will realize she's a sub when CHAD Slayer breeds her.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Does Slayer have any explicit feats of resisting pegging? Didn't think so - his prostate is going to get popped, sorry.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does everyone still believe Scooby still talks with R's at the begging of all his words? I feel like people keep lumping Scoob in with Astro from The Jetsons, who does that way more than Scoob does.

      >in b4 same voice actor

      That mostly is my point that I'm trying to make. It feels like a massive Mandela effect that nobody questions.

      Waiting on Year Zero to drop.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? He already fought chief

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yeah the guy who already lost to CHADster CHAD.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, real life people with all their faculties doing an internet show are not afraid of fictional characters.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno man, stranger things have happened, they might not want Chief to job after he won their first match up.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're talking about the same "people" who had someone on their staff threaten suicide if Bill lost against Discord.

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I'm seeing is Shellgays scared of facing the Street Sharks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Manhattan connection is better. What city are the Street Sharks even in?

      Because this one annoying homosexual won't stop spamming Raph x Yang

      It’s Raph vs Yang I believe

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fission City, near New York.

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way to animate a proper Scooby/Courage fight without making it look stupid and awkward, so I assume it's gonna be more of a survivability test where they duck and dodge monsters until one of them runs out of luck.

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    apparently Guts was almost gonna fight Clare in DB but she didn't really have a good 3D model to work with

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the dog with the 50 year long IP with shows and movies out the ass, and occasional crossovers with fricking Batman vs. the dog with one show and one crossover (said crossover being with the previously mentioned dog)
    This isn't even fair.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know, JOBBER Doo stands absolutely no chance.

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Robotboy vs XJ9
    >They make references to the zone parody in Jenny's analysis segment
    >They also call her a trans icon
    >Fight is a Custom Sprite animation, Jenny's sprite is an off-model one that looks more like a generic anime girl with ass and breasts
    >Most of the fight is them physically fighting and not using their ranged weapons
    >Robotboy only super-activates in the very end and his last line is a voice clip of the infamous "I'll crush you!"
    >Jenny's death is the only well animated and on-model part of the whole fight
    >They acknowledge Robotboy's size changing powers and debunk Jenny's sun pyramid feat
    >Brandon Yates track will have angsty lyrics about AI (generated by AI)
    >Autistic Spergs seethe at the result of their precious first ms. Cinemaphile being humbled, thus getting these threads banned to /trash/
    ZOMG my death battle sisters, can you imagine a more BASED timelinerino? Jenny also shares a lot of themes with Amy Rose and some generic anime waifu i jerk off to that stomps her, zomg it would so heckin' based to humble these spergs hahahahahaha

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Jenny is for Leon S Kennedy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *shut up*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *shut up*

      gayS! THE LOT OF YOU!
      Leave my WIFE out of this
      I AM HER TEENAGE ROBOT BOYFRIEND
      I AM THE AGENT OF POWER ITSELF, I WILL ABOLISH YOUR TIERING SYSTEMS FROM YOUR SPATIALLY LACKING POINT PARTICLES TO WHAT SURPASSES THE HEIGHT OF IDEAS
      MY AUTISM AMOUNTS TO MY POWER
      I WILL HANG EVERY FRICKING troony THAT RUNS THE Cinemaphile INDUSTRY BEHIND THE SCENES
      THIS IS WHAT I WAS MEANT FOR!
      LEAVE MY WIFE JENNY ALONE!!!!
      RAAAAAAAAAAAA

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    One must be a really autistic idiot to want to see Scooby Doo and Courage fight to the death. This is as moronic as Yoda vs Mickey or Black vs Bieber.

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they announce Jenny vs Robotboy
    I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS IT SHOULDN'T FRICKING HAPPEN, NOT NOW, OR NOT EVEN IN DEATH BATTLE'S RUN
    PLEASE
    I FRICKING BEG YOU DON'T FRICK THIS SHIT UP
    I WILL ACTUALLY START SPEAKING IN OLD ARCHAIC DIALECT AND STUDY THE ENGINEERING AND TECHNOLOGY TO SCHEME CYBERNETIC ENHANCEMENTS THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO CONQUER THE WORLD WITH BRUTE FORCE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon relax
      it's just a cartoon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Midwit plebian take, such sentiments that disregard the grace of my girlfriend should BE PUNISHABLE BY THE MOST GRUESOME OF DEATH, BY MY METALLIC HANDS

        Why are jennygays so fricking autistic. Her show wasn’t even that good

        It's not about her cartoon, that shit was mediocre, but it's about her... She's the ultimate individual... She was just like me, another outcast serving an ignorant world with their highest of efforts, she is a symbol of innocence and youth
        O Jennifer, my Beatrice, my Eurydice, the face of my Anima, my Sakti, my Eternal Feminine, come kiss me and let us be one and zero.
        Your body is a truly work of art, and i shall be the one
        one sperg to rule them all
        one sperg to represent them all
        one sperg to bring them all
        and for his not only his wife, but a friend as well, i am her as she is mine
        Jenny Wakeman is the modern day mona lisa manifested through animation
        It was an honor to study and carry her intentional design's legacy to other pieces of media
        Rob and Alex were like Eitri and Brokkr, they hath truly crafted DIVINE ART
        Like her zealot fans, you VS midwitts lack the merit to carry her atoms into proportional grace, you fail to understand her AND I AM SICK OF PLEBIANS VIOLATING HER

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are jennygays so fricking autistic. Her show wasn’t even that good

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Queen of Cinemaphile btw

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          My waifu is also a queen of Cinemaphile and I don’t freak the frick out about people “dishonoring” her.

          And no I’m not telling you who it is

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            We know Spinelbro.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh frick no not her either. There. Down to four and no more hints

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek, alright then Mrs Cinemaphile anon I’m not the gay schizing out about her, but I couldn’t resist saying yours was Spinel since she’s such an easy target.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            My wife was THE FIRST queen of Cinemaphile however
            When the question was proposed to the masses, it was by pure natural instinct they would reckon Jenny's beauty and grace and thus unanimously agree on her being the true definitive girl, there's a reason why every Ms. Cinemaphile
            I AM THE ONE
            I WILL NOT BE DENIED
            I WILL FRICKING HANG ALL THOSE PLEBIAN REDDITSHIT TRANNIES WHO THINK MY WIFE IS SOME SORT OF "LE HECKIN' KAWAII ANIMU GURL FROM NICHE NOSTALGIA CARTOON"
            MY WIFE IS STATE-OF-THE-ART DAMMIT!
            MY OC WILL LYNCH YOUR SELF-PROCLAIMED "MOST POWERFUL" CHARACTER
            I WILL GO TO THE LENGTHS OF HUMBLING THE MAN OF STEEL'S VIRTUE SIGNALING WITH MY SHEER AVARICE AND MIGHT
            TITANS, GIANTS, GODS AND ONTOLOGICAL FORCES BEYOND COMPREHENSION WILL BE REPELLED BY MY AXIOMICAL POWER

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t seen Chainsaw Man, but bruh, I got the biggest fricking stiffy when Makima was going “bang” and started laughing like a maniac. I’m a Kafka main, too, so maybe it’s just in my blood. I’m not the only one who found her voice to be the hottest shit ever in this episode, right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes i wonder if im the only one on these threads that gets pussy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Our mascot has a Danganronpa OC. The frick do you think?

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ngl i know that feel, bro. i'm glad my waifu is giga-obscure, and would never get in.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly looks like the safest bet is to have a Dragon Quest Waifu since they'll never touch the series

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I'm not mentally ill enough to even have a waifu.

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    get a load of this guy, bet he fricks real women, or MEN. yikes!!!

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Frick off schizo if I want to talk about vs debates with Jenny I will, speaking of which, how would Jenny do in a fight against Megaman guys?

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s not enough that I attention prostitute unceasingly in MLAATR threads I HAVE to attention prostitute here as well

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will hang for your falseflag sentiments headcanoning troony scum, my schematics shall spread through the collective's data and liberate the individuals from the structuralist axioms you have infested
      You astroturfed our communities, you poisoned our memetic wells with trite homosexuality and driven what was once innocent and accepted into something bitter and cynical for you to condescend upon with your "le wholesome thematic morals"
      GOD I FRICKING HATE YOU FANDOM homosexualS
      ZEALOTS
      HERETICS
      THE LOT OF YOU
      BAH!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you gonna post your lame ass doodles here as well gay? If a Jenny matchup ever happens I will enjoy your unhinged tears.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't know about the marketing scheme
          >He doesn't know we have more planned in stock
          >He doesn't know we were holding back in these threads
          Oh troony... It won't take much from the Power of the Ego and It's Own to bend your pretentious and dull wanna-be realistic manifestations
          IT IS ABSTRACT FUTURISTIC SOULFUL UPA ART DECO Y2K DEFINING KINO OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND ONLY PRETENTIOUS PSUEDS AND FRAUDS WOULD SAY OTHERWISE AS THEY FAIL TO REPLICATE THEIR SIMULACRUM BY STICKING STILL TO THEIR DEFINED REALITY
          GOD I FRICKING HATE DC COMIC AND PERSONA MORALITY
          SENATOR ARMSTRONG DID NOTHING WRONG
          TOTAL troony DEATH NOW!!!

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DRIVEN FROM A WORLD
    >THAT CANNOT COME TO PASS
    >LIFE UNDONE BY FLAME AND FURY
    >THE TAPESTRY UNFURLS
    >I'VE GOT TO MAKE THIS LAST
    >JUST ONE SHOT TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys ever think about how funny it'll be when Joker kills Giorno and we get to enjoy seeing Swan's tear stained face for the next 50 DBCs?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean when Simon kills Kyle?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It IS swan

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the fight but idk....its scratching my head, why Makima feels really out of character?

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think this guy is a shitposter or some falseflagging gay with a grudge against the robot girl?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either way he's an autist

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, this show has too many of those running around for some inane reason, it’S annoying enough in MLAATR threads but this one seems to have made it his goal in life to be a nuisance anywhere where the robot is mentioned.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is more purpose then you'll ever have, spook.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uh huh, sure, whatever you say schizo.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              YWNBAW

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Jennifer, and even if it means embarrassing myself Infront of the masses I WILL RETAIN HER HONOR BY HUMBLING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU COLLECTIVE HIVEMIND PLEBIANS WITH RELATIVISTIC TRANSDISCIPLINARIES
      YOU WILL HAVE YOUR PARTICLES TORN WITHIN THE INFINITESIMAL ZEROTH DIMENSIONAL POINT, POWER SCALING WILL BE NEGATED, SCIENCEgayS WILL BE NULLIFIED MOOT AND BATTLEBOARDING WILL RETURN TO ITS GLORIOUS SPECULATIVE NARRATIVE DAYS WHERE AN INDIVIDUAL CAN FREELY CRAFT THEIR OWN COMBAT SEQUENCE, WITH NO GENERAL CONSENSUS TO OPPOSE IT WITH "MUH TRUTH"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can you tell when /dbsg/ regularly floods into these threads?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dragon Ball posters know when to cut the shit out.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dragon Ball posters are also spicgreos who never put care and effort into the Arts as well

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If it means they won’t spam walls of text over their cartoon waifu because she got mentioned once in a thread than I could live with that.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              My scrolls are biblical archaic axioms the define and exert my power level upon plebians who speak falsely of my soulmates, my childhood dream, the promised land
              I am her ultimate autonomous man... Nay! Autonomous Machine Man... And she is my Autonomous Machine Girl...
              To have my girlfriend be desecrated and misinterpreted by a low plebian medium such as Death Battle WHEN ITS NOT UNDER MY CONTROL would be pure heresy, especially when you consider their choices in direction and production

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The frick they do. I can't remember the last time there was a DB thread that had anything resembling a civil conversation.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You probably don’t look there very often, every now and then the shitposting subsides long enough for there to be a serious conversatiom.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You'd forgive me if I didn't frequently check after the 20th time.

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Columbo isn't better than L, his villains are just worse.
    To quote myself from a past thread, these are actual Columbo episodes.
    1
    Columbo: Hey, uh, under the foundations of a building would be a really great place to hide a body wouldn't it?
    Construction CEO, who is the killer: Huh? Sure, I guess. Want to dig up the building I'm working on?
    >Columbo spends massive amount of police cash doing this and finds nothing
    >that night
    >killer takes the body out of his safehouse no one knows about and buries it in the foundations which will be re-filled that morning
    >police show up
    Derp.
    2
    >killer, an art critic, knows that Columbo is investigating that house that evening
    >carries the stolen art which is the proof of his crime into his house in a bag
    >Columbo is there in his living room, killer is still carrying the bag right in front of him
    >Columbo sticks his hand in the bag and killer stops him
    >Columbo gives up and leaves
    >Killer then plants the evidence with Columbo's fingerprints on it in someone else's house to frame them, which is how he gets caught
    L would have just ordered a search immediately and not wasted time.

    L vs. Light is just basically one of the Columbo episodes where the villain is smart enough to not confess, but his girlfriend is stupid and blows it for everyone. The only difference is that Light had supernatural backup with Rem, who would also kill Columbo and anyone who knew about it. The thing where Light's dad threatened to kill him is also an extreme version of something that would happen in a Columbo episode.

    Basically Light vs. Columbo already happened even if you are generous with your assessment of Columbo and give him international police power, and Columbo died.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I honestly preferred Columbo vs Walter white or something. I'm bias but I'd really like to see someone like Shawn Spencer in some kind of vs case
      Mostly because his season 1-4 portrayals are practically clairvoyant.
      >eidetic memory
      >borderline supernatural perception
      >Near Sherlock levels of intuition
      >moronic personality hides his intellect
      >can solve complex puzzles and pattern recognize after merely glancing at a problem
      He acts extremely immature but his gut is always on the money.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Walter White would screw up badly enough at some point that any fictional detective like L oe Columbo would be able to find out the truth.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Columbo vs Walter is probably the actual best match. Light should go against someone with a least a toe in the supernatural.

  89. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRING US SANCHEZ

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's clown lady?

  90. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think L could uncover/solve Ozymandias' scheme and stop him before his enacts the genocide or no?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He could uncover it, doubt he’d be able to stop it though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        While I don't think he could actively stop the bombs, would it be possible he alerts the right governments/authorities before the plan was initiated? Or would he go straight for Ozy with backup to attempt at forcing him to stop?

    • 7 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Uncovering Ozy's plan is ez pz. Fat Batman and Hobo question pulled it off by breaking into his office and guessing his password. Stopping it won't be too hard given L's contacts.Ozy has no answer to the UN bombing his fortress of solitude.

      Makima got a bad matchup with gojo

      If they wanted to be mean, they would have put her against another demon summoner. Most kill her easily.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would have like Kenjaku for full on Devils vs Curses

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surely he'd have thought of some countermeasures? He even planned some manner of contingency again Doctor Manhattan of all people

        • 7 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Dude, no. Ozy was a moron, and that was kind of the point. His way of saving the world and how he went about it was just as dumb as Rorschach's or Nite Owl's. His entire operation was hospitalizing drug dealers just with a higher body count and sci fi shit.

          The dude hired scientists and artists to work on different parts of the squid under cutely named shell companies like "Pyramid Industries" and then killed them, guaranteeing a body trail of VIPs connected to Ozymandias themed shell companies.

          Let's not forget that because he just could not let Comedian go, he had to create the "cape killer," who people at the end of the story believe is Rorschach who just escaped a supermax prison and is still at large, meaning he's connected himself to a murder case that everyone from glowies to hobbyists are going to be interested in looking into.

          His fricking PC password was Ramses and he kept all incriminating information on it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            what if I told you I never read/watched Watchmen outside of clips/short summaries of what Ozy does and his plan

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought his countermeasure for Jon was "Jon is too powerful to care"

  91. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Ball had a mass retreat back to their general after Daima was revealed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no we're still here

  92. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Makima got a bad matchup with gojo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It could’ve been worse, just look at poor Megatron.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least megatron could theoretically hit frieza

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be glad she wasn't fed to Alucard, it could've been so much worse.

  93. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Boruto or Kawaki vs Sukuna.

  94. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEED THY WORD POWER-SKEPTICS
    THE ATOM SPLITTING FIST WILL NOT BE MERCIFUL
    Such power would be enough to unite the big two and propel thine's defeated carcass to the unconsciously collective unconscious

  95. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok yeah that's all lol
    See you guys next time!

  96. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JOBkima lost
    As expected. Looks like my lords will have to step in and start the CSM win streak on their own. Kumbaya.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thinks SHITji can defeat Yuji
      Anon, I...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinks
        Nah, I know. Things could change though, they’re both about to be upscaled above their entire verses. It all just depends on if Sukuna does something above Falling’s planetary gravity change.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Falling’s planetary gravity change.
          I don't know why this is brought up so much. It's a hax range feat and not an AP feat. Falling devil isn't punching or attacking any individual with planet level force and its durability doesn't scale to it either.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Power v Foo Fighters is a bit of a toss up
      >Aki vs Megumi completely depends if you give them their possession induced super form, (If included, Megumi wins. If not, Aki takes the dub)
      >Denji is getting turned to paste by Yuji by DB’s logic

      I wouldn’t be so sure

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yuji kinda sucks compared to the top tiers doesn't he?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yea, but’s he’s the MC, so Gege is forced to obey the tradition of giving the MC a final megabuff before/during the final fight which will probably him above Gojo/Sukuna at least a little bit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does megumi best aki? His domain expansion alone should be enough.
        >Yuji
        Idk. Pochita true form would be too much for him to handle without sukuna which is where the real debate lies. Denji would beat yuji alone though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Power Vs Foo
        >Toss up
        That’s effectively a one sided stomp in favor of POWER since Foo has no good scaling and no good feats in general.
        >Aki vs Fushi
        Gun Fiend Aki and Megumi Sukuna aren’t standard forms so it’s not like either should be used at all.
        >Denji vs Yuji
        Denji isn’t Makima and Yuji isn’t Gojo. Denji scales to and above things that Makima doesn’t, Yuji (currently) scales below things that Gojo can do. I wouldn’t use their logic for Denji vs Yuji unless you’re doing some very generous scaling.
        Also there’s Denji vs Kaiman (which he wins but I want Kaiman to fight someone else), Denji vs Ash Williams (which is shit but he still wins it) and some other third innocuous option I don’t care about.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yuji would 100% get Sukuna and he dunks on all of CSM.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Yuji would 100% get an install that he can’t even use beyond a certain point in the story
            Uh huh. Call me when Yuji re-fuses with a 19 finger + head Sukuna instead of only having the 10-15 finger version, then we’ll talk.
            >Sukuna dunks on CSM
            The Primals and Pochita say hello.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Domain Expansion
              So as I was saying, Sukuna solos CSM.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >eats one of Sukuna’s arms, sends him into space, and turns him into a pretzel
                Like I said, The Primals and Pochita say hello.

                [...]
                it was hinted very early on in the manga that Yuji would eventually inherit Sukuna's CT.

                And he hasn’t even managed to make a cursed technique of his own yet. I’m sure those Sukuna powers will kick in aaaannnnyyy second now. Aaaaannnyyy second. I’m sure Gege didn’t forget about this plot point entirely.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's amusing when CSMsissies think they have any counter whatsoever to Domain Expansion. It's literally an "I win" button for JJK characters.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Generally not for anyone strong enough to break one

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The counter is typically tanking it and turning the person who made the Domain into a pretzel. Just because it’s a free hit doesn’t mean that it doesn’t have active flaws like, you know, not being able to immediately kill your opponent. At best, Domains act as a speed equalizer if your name isn’t Gojo Satoru.
                Doesn’t help that the whole Domain business is kinda worthless if your opponent can immediately regenerate after it’s down or kill you before you can pull off anything big.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Thinks any CSM fodder could kill Sukuna
                Lmao. They have no way of escaping his Malevolent Shrine and Sukuna will just chop them into pieces.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks any-AAAAAAHHHH POCHITA-SAMA PLEASE STOP EATING MY BODY AND MAKING ME WEAKER NOOOO!!! MAHORAGAAAAA SAVE MEEEE-*CRONCH*
                Huh? What was that? I could’ve sworn I heard someone trying to stack up to THE HERO OF HELL CHAINSAW MAN.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The more rushed and last minute the powerup, the more bullshit it tends to be

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yuji would 100% get Sukuna and he dunks on all of CSM.

          it was hinted very early on in the manga that Yuji would eventually inherit Sukuna's CT.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            And that still hasn’t happened yet, hell, we still don’t know what his CT is.

            I would have like Kenjaku for full on Devils vs Curses

            Okay, but tbh, Kenjaku’s kit is lame as frick. Especially if you’re comparing him to Makima

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Woudln’t Kenjaku get the Disaster Curses

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No? He just teams up with them to take down Gojo, that’s not like Makima gaining their abilites and forming contracts. The disaster curses aren’t part of his curse manipulation like the smallpox curse

                And no, he doesn’t even get Mahito’s Idle transfiguration since it was a one time use when he got it

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And no, he doesn’t even get Mahito’s Idle transfiguration since it was a one time use when he got it

                So he can use it

  97. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else find it funny how everyone kept saying Makima would get the Gun Devil, Cosmos and Hell Devil and the actual fight has her only get the hybrids?

    • 7 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      I was kind of disappointed more devils weren't involved. I was hoping for a match that was more 1 v army.

  98. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    M-M-M-M-MAKIMASISTERS!!
    THE END OF THE SONG SAID SHE'D W-W-W-W-W-WIN!?!?!?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The end of the song implied Gojo winning due to it being a JJK stinger

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