Death Battle

Next fight is Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty) vs The Doctor (Doctor Who) on Nov 20.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-rick-sanchez.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-drwho.html
Rick Preview:

Doctor Preview:

Fight Preview:

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    base superman solos

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, it's because Superman has no limits!!

      • 6 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        If the Doctor and Rick team up, could they beat the world's first action figure Superman?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Superman's a Jap?

          • 6 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            One of his er, more obscure powers.

            Jobs to Daima Goku.

            Goku punches toy Superman, dies of 82 year old splinters.

            I see a lot of arguing that the doctor would have trouble dealing with the unpredictable arson and gadgets rick possesses but literally all the doctor has to do is scan rick once with the sonic screwdriver and the doctor will know literally everything about rick and what he's capable of.
            that includes every piece of tech he's made.

            There's even precedent for this. Evil Morty's eyepatch was able to scan and predict Rick Prime.

            Put this guy up against g1 Optimus Prime

            You know, I kind of want to do this for a Christmas episode and compare the strength of plastic against the strength of wood.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jobs to Daima Goku.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Jobs to Rugrats
            Yawn

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >jobs t-ACK!!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Careful, Kid Goku, Hal might still be around.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no tail
                lame

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Patience.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I bet early Goku figures looked wayy better

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Put this guy up against g1 Optimus Prime

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rick stumble out of a portal near the tardis
    >"*BURP* Tardis? More like moronis!"
    >he puts his hands behind his head as a laser cannon comes out of his crotch, he does a pelvis thrust and the laser fires at the Tardis, destroying it in an explosion
    >"Doctor who? Doctor gay and cringe! WUBBA LUBBA DUBDUB!" *dabs on the Doctor's sharred corpse*

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can create timelines
      >can destroy timelines
      >can manipulate timelines
      >can destabilize timelines
      Based off that scan that anon posted a few threads back, he can definitely manipulate a timeline enough to do the 4th dimensional uncertainty attack.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sharred

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the strongest fictional faction good ol' Uncle Sam with the full backing of the Military Industrial Complex could defeat?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      US Debt

  4. 6 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    That last thread filled up quick

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crusch lulu vs Salazzle

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brap lizard wins

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy trips on a Sunday no less.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does Doctor Who have any sexy species?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Humans

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lizardman

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Daleks

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            British

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            For the modern alphabet warriors probably Cyberman since they castrate you.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              what

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            They had a sex gas alien that would consume people as they orgasm in the 2nd episode of Torchwood, if that counts as "sexy"

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            they have cat people

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sontarans.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hallelujah.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grand Theft Auto main antagonists battle royale
      Catalina vs Sonny Forelli vs Frank Tenpenny vs Dmitri Rascalov

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Queen Slug-For-A-Butt vs The Dark Queen (Battletoads)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guy Gardner vs the Z warriors (of dragonball fame)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kneeling Vegeta vs. The Boondocks Folding Chair
      Why do I have a feeling this was already done?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kneeling Vegeta vs Gojo backshots

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Denji (Chainsaw Man) vs Eren Yeager (Attack on Titan)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gojo's ass vs Sukuna's massive dong

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Omniman vs Omnimon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reagan Ridley Vs Rick Sanchez (inside job Vs Rick and Morty)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agony (SMT Devil Summoner) vs Iesua Nazarenus (Touhou Project)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dexter Morgan vs Walter white. (I think you did this already though)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keisha Marie Christie (Bromwell High) vs Mitchell Tanner (Strange Hill High)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Freelancer (Entry Point) vs The Payday Gang

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know what? I think The Freelancer wins this because while the feats they do aren't on the same scale as the Payday gang, the fact that they canonically do ALL of this solo is really impressive.
        >Police station
        >Convoy of armored cars
        >Government blacksite
        >High-security penthouse with the police surrounding it
        >Several banks
        >Several bunkers, including one built for flat-out war
        They raided all of these completely alone, and were faced with attack choppers, swat turrets, and an actual super soldier with a minigun

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makima vs Medic.
      Its hell a lot more thematic than most people actually realize.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What bad b***hes have Rick and Doctor Who bagged canonically?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We get a flashback revealing that Rick ws tricked into shacking 13th doctor
      >This is all just a elaborate scheme to get revenge

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Doctor made the Virgin Queen not a virgin

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Madame De Pompadour

      >We get a flashback revealing that Rick ws tricked into shacking 13th doctor
      >This is all just a elaborate scheme to get revenge

      >Rick honeytrapping the 13th Doctor for access to the TARDIS

      >Not even for the time travel, he just wants to prove a point to Morty about why he thinks time travel is stupid.

      I like to think the Citadel of Ricks and the Time Lords would have a rivalry. One thinks multiverses are stupid as a trope, the other thinks time travel is stupid as a trope

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying 13th would want to frick rick

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rick hangs dong. She seems like she would do it. I like to think Morty jacks it to the lady

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >women find a man who drools constantly attractive
            Filling the rick and morty 'fans' with false hopes.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rick’s obviously doing something right. He fricked Earth

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So has the rest of humanity.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually Morty fricked Earth. Rick fricked another planet

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actually Rick’s kinda popular with women

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can point out how many times Doctor has laid pipe, but you'd scream for screen shots and proof and even if I provide the evidence 'RICK IS BETTER'

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But has he had a planet wide orgy like Rick?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Multiple times. It's even implied he's the reason anal sex exists.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                When was that?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right now. With you. Delish~

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What? I have to provide evidence for my claims? What is this, communism?
                Your mindset is truly terrifying, if you think someone asking for proof is a bad thing.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                People have provided proof since this fricking match up was announced, and all the Rick Dick suckers plugged their ears and went 'LALALALALA DOESN'T COUNT COMIC PANNELS AND WIKI TEXT DON'T COOOOOUNT'.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Basically everyone has taken the Who sides’ claims at face value since before the fight was announced. Arguing against those posts isn’t the same as ignoring them entirely. Why try to rewrite history when anyone can access the archives and see that it was Who supporters saying “comics don’t count” and “no you can’t use that”

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was literally the rick supporters screaming that the doctor who comics don't count, holy shit.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean the one guy who said “no one read the comics”? Because that’s not the same as saying that they don’t count. Again, you’re trying to rewrite history.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you’re trying to get people to debate in favor of 13, you forget most whovians don’t care for her. It’s why the shows rating plummeted with her. Yes she has a fanbase but most of that fanbase has only seen her or her and only the new who stuff.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know Timelords have been known to just erase a threat in time before it become a threat via time travel. They even tried it on the Daleks but they made the mistake of sending the doctor to do it. Other races haven’t been as lucky.

  6. 6 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    oh yeah to that one anon who requested it, I remember you wanting a scared Pomni vs someone, who was it?

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    nope, Tom is going to get stomped harder then canon Kratos to Asura

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to end in a tie.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's going to end with Tom being stomped to Hell

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Toons can't die. It will end in a tie.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >T-Toons can't di-
            ok so Tom gets stomped since he has no feats of coming back from nothingness, glad we could agree

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why don't coyote vs roadrunner end in a tie ever? Or Tom vs Jerry?
            Have your melty elsewhere, moron.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tom has died in multiple shorts. Wile never has. Donald vs. Daffy would be very similar, as Donald has gotten his butt kicked, but unless a newer short or a comic had it, he's never died, while Daffy has(the trick he can only do once.)

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’m also pretty sure that Donald would just mega outstat Daffy. Even if you ignore Zeraflare scaling, I think Donald destroyed the universe at one point, or at the very least was strong enough to frick with an entire solar system.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Daffy's usurped the animator role

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally how?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wile E scales to Bugs

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      R-word is too powerful.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kitty vs Gohan.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=R7yCOtH8aBuGwBLt
        Kitty vs Freeza.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is missing Gohan taking all of the bug b***hes for himself.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why Gohan is fighting Boruto instead.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That matchup is bad.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gohan vs Mark is a massive rape and you very much agree with me.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, my post refers to Boruto. That matchup is ass.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gohan vs Boruto is best MU for both and doesn't have one-sided dbHispanic interest, meaning higher views.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                What "one-sided dbHispanic interest"

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gohan vs Boruto
                >best for both
                Kek. This has to be trolling. Gohan vs Mark/Conner/Jon/Ultraman Zero are infinitely better.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gohan vs Mark. Mark is completelly helpless, you're sending an insect to fight a gorilla.
                No one knows the rest.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no one knows the rest
                Nice bait.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those are lame and only elicit the interest of a sweaty dbspic. Boruto vs Gohan is pure and serves the interests of both dbspics and narutards.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Boruto vs Gohan is pure

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >has no argument because his motives are exposed

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              The son of Naruto vs the son of Goku. Seems fine to me.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But why?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely perfect matchup.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely garbage matchup.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lady protesteth too much
                Best matchup; millions of views day one.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the boruto autist returned

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Omnimon vs gogeta is le good stomp
      >Mark vs Gohan is le bad stomp
      Eh just scale mark to spawn.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would Omni-man ever fight Gogeta

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, you should read his post again.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I did

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why not? Is Gogeta scared?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No
            Omni-man should be

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think he has that capability, chum.
              You, on the other hand? Scaredy as frick yup yup.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                schizo

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                BitchBlack person

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                seething schizo

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Crying b***hBlack person

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Omni-man has a death wish and wishes to die in the heat of the battle.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Characters this season that beat Gojo
    >No diff tier
    Discord
    Bill cypher
    Raven
    Phoenix
    Frieza
    The doctor
    Silver Surfer
    Martian manhunter
    Courage
    Schooby
    >Low diff tier
    Ant man (can possibly tank UV because scientist supreme brain, and ants lack CE so he can just kill Gojo with ants inside his domain)
    Stitch (same as Megatron, super brain tanks UV and just kills Gojo inside his domain)
    Megatron (outstats and tanks all of Gojo's arsenal, kills Gojo inside his domain)
    Rick Sanchez (could possibly tank UV for a moment and the portal gun can bypass Limitless easily)
    >Mid diff tier
    Obito (kamui bypasses limitless and Gojo can't do shit against Rikudo)
    Vader (force bypasses limitless)
    Dovahkiin (soul frickery alone kills Gojo, but he has like 10 other ways to do it)

    Characters this season Gojo beats
    >Mid diff tier
    Makima
    Chosen Undead (lore says he stomps, but his feats don't show anything that could bypass Limitless other than the silence thing)
    Rocket Raccoon (guns can decimate Gojo inside his domain but otherwise can't bypass Limitless)
    Alex Mercer (sorcerers are weak against viruses, but besides that Gojo can kill him before getting infected)
    Cole (faster and has a Wincon with the energy absorption, but can't bypass Limitless or UV)
    >Low diff tier
    Misaka Mikoto (would surprise Gojo with speed, but can't hurt Gojo)
    Killua (same as Misaka but worse)
    Atom (unless he enters Gojo's anus and gets big again I don't think he can survive UV or bypass Limitless)
    Dimitri (unless he can cast magic directly inside his opponents he lacks any way to hurt Gojo, let alone survive his attacks)
    >No diff tier
    Guts (angry big sword man can't really do anything against him)

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Death Battle - Schizophrenia general

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's shills, anon. We attract the frickwits like moths to supreme light. See how they burn up and whither into their buzzwords.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >going past the End of Z will finally happen
    Finally.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So judging from the hints we're all sure this is the Penultimate episode?

    Something tells me this battle will not end well when it comes to the verdict

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      GER is going to be scaled to the infinite power of the infinite rotation and the infinite speed of MIH meanwhile Joker is going to just be put at universal while him scaling to SMT will be reduced to a black box saying he would win with it but they decided not to use it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        SMT scaling is a sham

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          so is your mother's love

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Persona doesn't scale to the rest of SMT but GER doesn't scale to other universes either.

        Would be hilarious but this Matchup might as well be put on the same pedestal as something like Cole vs Alex, Mega Man vs Astro Boy etc. Literally this is like the only Matchup I see for Joker

        I don't really agree, it seems very forced by specific people. GER in general should never be in these discussions because it's so vaguely defined.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if it's joker vs someone else lol

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would be hilarious but this Matchup might as well be put on the same pedestal as something like Cole vs Alex, Mega Man vs Astro Boy etc. Literally this is like the only Matchup I see for Joker

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The animation is just going to be ger negating everything before getting btfo by satanael
          What a shame. If they're really doing this match, I hope giorno starts off with base ge before getting ger just so the animation can be more interesting.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            How exactly would Satanael btfo GERy

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Smt scaling. Swan is the only one who can prevent this from happening. Either way, there will only be salt if Giorno wins. Casuals have already moved on to other characters. That's what the battleboarders don't understand.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But Megaten scaling doesn't hold up

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                What makes you say that?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a lot of convoluted attempts at forced mythology scaling wank for a franchise that hardly has any feats
                I don't think Death Battle could sell the average viewer on it very well and they live and die on tricking people

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sinful Shell and Almighty damage wank. That is basically what the fight comes down to.

              >Joker rapes standard Giorno
              >GER wank comes out
              >Does Almighty + Yaldabaoth pseudo reality warp resist overcome it as not even Omnipotence Orb can stop almighty

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The next match up's controversial because it's Ben 10 (Reboot) vs Kyle Rayner

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he ran from Simon
      More like FLEEc

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hal jordan shooting himself after he sees a small 10 year old child approaching him

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not what happened in the comic

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          it is what will happen now

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he openly fanfics about hal and young boys

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              what's wrong with that
              are characters no longer allowed to interact with children

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NNOOO THERE MUST BE CHILDREN!!
                Why?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh? Why can't there be a child?

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any guesses as to when the big g1 prediction blog will be put out? Any other decent Doc v Rick prediction videos and blogs aside that?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sunday as usual. Probably in the evening. It's going to be a landslide in favor of the doctor btw.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What makes a Match up better than other? How you guys exactly determine that a MU is shit or has potential?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I like it or not

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally, it's the character dynamic and thematic potential. Characters who have two opposing view points allows for a more cinematic fight than them just being copies of each other. Besides that, if they can punch good.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always the proximate rivalry that reigns supreme.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh for fricks sake.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gohan vs Mitsuki.

    The son of Goku vs the son of Orochimaru.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gohan VS Goku

    The son of Goku VS the son of Bardock

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gohan vs Mitsuki.

      The son of Goku vs the son of Orochimaru.

      That is how Borutogay thinks.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    AEW finally has a guy who can rival the power of Roman Reigns

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he's parroting
    I mind broke him.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boruto would clap Gohan.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easily

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easily

      ... In his dreams.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >insecurity
        /dbs/sisters...

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i-i-i-
          KWAB!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >three (3) hours later
            Insecure much?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >NOOOO IT WAS TOO LATE DON'T REPLY TO ME LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
              KWAB!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >absolute insecurity

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    15 minutes for the episode. Final words?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They changed it so longer on Sundays didnt they?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The EP is tomorrow.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't the episodes usually leak today?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They changed it

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Episodes are now releasing on Monday for everyone. You could go to the rooster teeth site tomorrow and just skip to the end to see the results/next time. That's what I will do considering the next time is supposed to be controversial.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who'd willingly put those greasy as frick burgers on their breasts?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Someone dumb enough to use those contact lenses and risk permanent eye damage.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn

          They didn't like getting ripped off so they just made tomorrow the release and all the people paying got mad and it was funny for a little bit but ultimately it ended up helping their viewership so that sucked; but at least there's still a tiny bit of people left who complain so every now and then laughs can be had.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's tomorrow moron

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The next time will make Cinemaphile shit its pants. The waiting period will be even worse than wally vs Archie sonic and the fallout greater than Hal vs Ben 10.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only fight I can think of that would cause that here offhand would be Superboy Prime VS Lord English

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >something only one moron autist even cares about
          lol
          lmao, even

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Be real. Any Homestuck match announcement would cause a spergout here due to infamy and DCgays would make the most noise

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I am being real. Nobody fricking cares about homosuck. You're a lone voice wheezing past.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He says when we are still getting update threads hitting bump limit

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, people are lying if they think no one cares about Homestuck anymore. We're getting upd8 threads again.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >same distant dead eyed stare
                >same quality teeth
                >same scarf and over coat
                >has a sonic screw driver

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's probably an intentional design reference, true. Also, the Time Lord thing.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes Whogay. That is your legacy.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >appeared multiple times on Simpsons
                >appeared in Futurama
                >appeared in Marvel Comics
                >Appeared with the Muppets
                The Muppets! There's a saying in show biz that your career really only starts when you work with the Muppets.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Big talk coming from someone with THIS legacy

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not pretending to be unintentional. His title is Lord of Time.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's from the future

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick off future gay.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doctor Who is one of the longest lasting tv series, with the other two being Ultraman and Sesame Street
    Doctor Who: 1963
    Ultraman: 1966
    Sesame Street: 1969
    Truly, this means, Big Bird will solo everyone brought up in these threads.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku lost btw

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    24 hours until Rickgay humbling

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's still this one.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino matchup. I also want to see it, but I don't think it will happen considering there's like 3 episodes left on the season.

      I would root for Crocodile though.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to all the whogays that will get humbled tomorrow:
    >You should have seen this coming
    >Doctor has no noticeable feats in the show
    >This is what Rick has to deal with on a daily basis
    >He has already seen the doctor's show btw
    >Rick is more combat ready than the doctor
    Wubba lubba dub dub motherfrickers.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cope is real.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Rick is more combat ready than the doctor

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do people post this panel and karate thing as if it actually helps the Doctor in this scenario? Because Rick was performing better combat feats as a sentient pickle with mutilated rat limbs.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rats and Timelords obviously share the same physiology.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            How did you gloss over my entire point and somehow land on that conclusion. Rats and Time Lords might not share the same physiology, but you sure seem to share a rats brain. Want some cheese, Professor Squeaks?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rude.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh and sorry, Master Splinter.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              How do you gloss over the fact Tom Baker's doctor can and WILL use foreign objects in fights?
              >hit a fricker with a chair
              >hit a fricker with a beachball sized rock
              You act like the Doctor's a pacifist.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, you just completely missed the mark of what I was saying and made an entirely nonsensical argument that has literally no relevance to what my point was. How the hell do you manage to do that TWICE in a row.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you've yet to provide evidence that Rick has fought anyone WITH """""karate""""" experience. And Venusian Tai Kuwan Do isn't karate, you simpleton.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn…you’re right…Rick has never fought anyone with Tai Kwuan Karate experience…he’s only fought versions of himself as physically skilled in multiple areas of martial arts and combat as he is…as well as numerous other unorthodox yet experienced fighters who utilized a mix of fighting and weaponry…I guess this is it…Rick just can’t win against Brazilian Capoeira Karate Kwan Do….

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he fought multiple versions of himself that are skilled in multiple areas of martial arts
                Earth Martial arts, maybe.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you think VENUSian Aikido originates from, anon?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Firstly
                *Karate
                That’s what The Doctor calls it in the video you posted. Secondly, what part of “Rick has handled and fought against unorthodox styles” is hard to understand? Your argument kind of hinges on wholly ignoring two things
                1. Rick has far superior combat capabilities and experience, to the point where he’s capable of performing these combat feats as four measly rodent limbs and a pickle
                2. The Doctor begin “unorthodox” (I’m being very generous here since Plutonian Boxing isn’t that complex) won’t exactly save him from Rick being just as, if not more unorthodox while also having a plethora of weaponry to back him up on top of his previous experience with people fighting crazy.
                I have no idea how you came to the mindset of “He thinks Jupitorian Niko Style: Flash Gas Fire is equal to rats!” Or something like that, but hey you do you.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >unorthodox
                Bar room brawls aren't 'unorthodox'.
                6 foot tall bugs who throw punches like they're in a street gang aren't 'unorthodox'.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re right, those don’t sound unorthodox. In fact they sound very…orthodox. Why would you bring this up? It doesn’t really help your case.

                So wait, in your schezuan sauce riddled meme mind that is obviously, complex enough to understand Rick and Morty, you're saying Rick could out fight a Ninja Turtle?

                [...]
                According to you, Rick is more trained in every martial arts then Batman. Which he clearly the frick isn't.

                You can’t really pull the “ur dumb and wanking card!!!” when you’ve already done that three times in a row while simultaneously missing my point every step of the way. I can’t tell if you’re pretending to be moronic or if just comes naturally to Whovians.
                Rick has fought unorthodox foes with a mix of physical blows and his own tech. The Doctor, whose combat style isn’t even that far removed from EARTH combat, wouldn’t be much of a surprise to him. Rick is also far more experienced in hand to hand combat. That was my entire point, you two doofuses somehow turned it into
                >RICK CAN SOLO THE ENTIRE BATFAMILY IN A NAKED CAGE FIGHT
                How did you even manage to come to that conclusion. Is not knowing how to read a prerequisite for becoming a Doctor Who fan? Actually that wouldn’t really surprise me, I’ve seen how you guys interpret text and it is not pretty.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you don't think the Doctor's done the same? Both with his hands and tech he has? In over the 50 years of his show's existence, you think he HONESTLY, hasn't fought someone with as much skill as Rick has showcased? Holy frick I can't wait for the humbling.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I should be asking YOU that question. You Whovians seem to like using that retort a lot. “Do you think he hasn’t done this? Do you think he hasn’t done that?” Well? HAS he done it? Because if he has, you guys sure don’t seem to like SHOWING him doing these things. You just repost the same worn out panels and clips, then when someone points out that they’re not that impressive, you get defensive and act like we just spit on the name of Doctor Who.
                No, you braindead twat, we’re working with what you’re giving us, and what you’re giving us is garbage bin feats that don’t actually paint The Doctor in an impressive light. Maybe people wouldn’t be so quick to call Who a shitter if his fans wouldn’t purposely portray him in that way.
                But you won’t do that, because YOU don’t know if he’s done those things. YOU don’t know if the feat is as impressive as you’re trying to spin. YOU reek of secondary stench and I’m embarrassed that the general Doctor Who fanbase has to associate with genuine Vstards like you.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, the doctor also has great fencing skill and basic fighting techniques in fencing like boxing are to protect your center when fighting parry and strike leave no opening and take advantage of any openings you see. Unorthodox oppenets doesn’t really factor here. Rick is human and the doctor is humanoid. Both have seen plenty of weird shit so sizing each other up will be easy. The doctor has fought cyborgs a lot so that won’t be a big surprise. Rick knows what a timelord is so he’ll know about the two hearts probably not much else but he’ll know he’s fighting someone with better endurance. Ricks best hope in hand to hand is his cybernetics. Sadly it’s a well known fact that the doctor and Rick both share the feat of being able to Tony stark there way out of any tech situation. The Doctor and Rick can both build up a Jammer or whatever out of trash. So Rick being in the body of a what 70 year old will be in some bad luck if his cybernetics get jammed. Ricks a great fighter sure but from what we’ve seen it’s all brawl tactics backed up by cybernetics. Rick has 0 established training in any martial arts, take away the cybernetics and you have an alcoholic 70 year old human fighting an alien with better endurance in a younger body that that of a 70 year old man. Brawl tactics won’t work in this scenario.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So wait, in your schezuan sauce riddled meme mind that is obviously, complex enough to understand Rick and Morty, you're saying Rick could out fight a Ninja Turtle?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Firstly
                *Karate
                That’s what The Doctor calls it in the video you posted. Secondly, what part of “Rick has handled and fought against unorthodox styles” is hard to understand? Your argument kind of hinges on wholly ignoring two things
                1. Rick has far superior combat capabilities and experience, to the point where he’s capable of performing these combat feats as four measly rodent limbs and a pickle
                2. The Doctor begin “unorthodox” (I’m being very generous here since Plutonian Boxing isn’t that complex) won’t exactly save him from Rick being just as, if not more unorthodox while also having a plethora of weaponry to back him up on top of his previous experience with people fighting crazy.
                I have no idea how you came to the mindset of “He thinks Jupitorian Niko Style: Flash Gas Fire is equal to rats!” Or something like that, but hey you do you.

                According to you, Rick is more trained in every martial arts then Batman. Which he clearly the frick isn't.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                madlad

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                WAIT WAIT WAIT
                He SNAPPED that man's neck and killed him? I don't remember this happening, but isn't this the first time a Doctor has PHYSICALLY caused someone to die? Like with his hands?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah the doctor can just decide to be a psychopath whenever he feels like it

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              APOLOGIZE!!!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rick would never lose to a potato

        ?feature=shared

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          isn't rick visibly terrified of squirrels

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rick ran away like a b***h from a Cobb.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rick would never lose to a potato

            ?feature=shared

            ?feature=shared
            Warning to sensitive Rick and Morty fans this is Justin Roiland voice Rick and Morty.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kendo
        >karate chop

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      has no noticeable feats in the show
      >>He has already seen the doctor's show btw

      >*Burp* Morty watch me dab on this brit-bong
      >I-i-don't know isn't he time-traveler or something maybe we shou-
      >Oh stop being a scaredy-cat, I have watched his show he can't do shit but run from skibidi toilets and potatomen
      >Let me disable his vibrator staff and....
      >Fully souped up, bloodlusted Doctor blitzes Rick in attosecond with crazy time lord trivial abilities and feats seen once in a 250-printed copies novellas from 90s

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        souped up, bloodlusted Doctor blitzes Rick in attosecond with crazy time lord trivial abilities and feats seen once in a 250-printed copies novellas from 90s
        Wouldn't Rick also be bloodlusted and have already blitzed him by then?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rick, who’s actually in his garage in a different timeline, gets a notification from his watch
        >“Ahh shit. Hey, M-Morty. What’re the stocks looking like on your phone? Huh, Warner Bros stocks are down now? Hurry and dump all of our cash into them now.”
        >Rick activates his timeline merging device, and in an instant The Doctor is erased from the previous timeline, and Rick is a trillionare
        KO.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Doctor, not owned by WB, isn't erased.
          UH OH SISTERS

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He missed the point
            Bro…I’m too tired to fully explain it, but the idea is that Rick merged his timeline, the one the Doctor isn’t in, with one that has good WB stocks, therefore destroying the timeline The Doctor is in because his doesn’t have the good Warner stocks.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the one with good WB stocks
              Ah, so fanfiction. Gotchya.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes anon, that's the joke. You understood the joke.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fanfiction
                Yes. Rick nukes the infinite timelines and chills in another universe because no world has good Warner stocks.

                [...]
                >Doctor goes back in time, kills off Ted Turner, thus removing Cartoon Network and there for, adult swim, from ever existing.
                >Goes further back, kills off the production team of Back to the Future, so a shitty parody with wiener jokes isn't made for youtube.

                >It does nothing because he killed the wrong TL version of Rick
                >He spends eternity searching through infinite timelines to merk the world Rick is in, making Rick the winner via BFR.
                KO.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ted Turner not existing means no Rick and Morty, you gay. Drink more schesuan sauce.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it means him not existing in THAT timeline, the one where Rick isn’t. Don’t you have more riots to attend to?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >T-TIMELINES
                Nothing to a timelord. LOL

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Great rebuttal buddy. Hey remind me, how many Doctors does it take to undo time erasure? Three? Four? Wasn’t even the good kind of erasure either, that stuff was weak sauce.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                1.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Rick, who’s actually in his garage in a different timeline, gets a notification from his watch
              >“Ahh shit. Hey, M-Morty. What’re the stocks looking like on your phone? Huh, Warner Bros stocks are down now? Hurry and dump all of our cash into them now.”
              >Rick activates his timeline merging device, and in an instant The Doctor is erased from the previous timeline, and Rick is a trillionare
              KO.

              >Doctor goes back in time, kills off Ted Turner, thus removing Cartoon Network and there for, adult swim, from ever existing.
              >Goes further back, kills off the production team of Back to the Future, so a shitty parody with wiener jokes isn't made for youtube.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                DALEK MY BALLS

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >telling the doctor who enjoys eating curry off people's asses to lick your balls
                Delish~

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tardis prevents that kind of BFR. shit about being able to be outside of space and time.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Glory, also named the Omniversal Spectrum, was the focal point of the omniverse. It was the heart of the omniverse, the fulcrum of all that is, containing every multiverse and the totality of existence. Whoever controlled the Glory would be able to oversee and control all of Creation and the omniverse beyond. The Time Vortex of the Doctor's own multiverse merged with the Glory.

        >The Glory was located in a higher state of existence, shaped like a large circle with geometric lines and circles inside with countless realities and multiverses extending out of it. The circle maintained the structure of the omniverse as long as there was a living consciousness to direct it. Whenever the Glory's controller was about to die, two rivals would be selected to fight for control of it and whoever won the duel would become the new controller of the Glory.

        this is some DC tier shit good lord

        • 6 months ago
          DoctorGreen

          >The circle maintained the structure of the omniverse
          that's an anti feat for the omniverse
          an omniverse shouldn't need a thing to maintain it, it just is

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doctor Who's omniverse confirmed weak af, this undoes a lot of the Doctor's feats. I think it's over, Doctor bros...

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              how though

              • 6 months ago
                DoctorGreen

                The moment a writer pulls a Pariah-The Darkness moment with it and a side character.
                This might never happen but the existence of The Glory is just inviting enough.
                Like imagine if a poor woke character connects with The Glory and start changing any problematic stuff from the DoctorWho verse.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            UHHHH DOCTORSISTERS WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR OMNIVERSE IS BAKURANO LEVEL??????????

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inb4 next time is something everyone wanted but the staff are so out of touch they think it’s very controversial

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there so many double standards in these things

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Each new thread about this VS is becoming more and more unhinged.

    I’ll just repeat what I said in the previous ones. The Doctor is going to win by the same reason Superman won in the infamous Superman vs. Goku match of 2013’s. Because he has 60 years of media behind him, while Rick only has a few years

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the off-season threads are approaching
    I am getting excited!!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      how many episodes left after this one, 2?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep and I think the remaining symbols not covered are the suit and the shuffle symbol. Suit is probably Jojo VS Persona if I had to guess

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really there is only one way to figure out who wins between The Doctor and Rick Sanchez.
    Who wins, Tumblr or Reddit?

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dr Who is a lot like Master Chief
    The book versions of the characters are vastly different than the mainstream versions to the point they might as well be different characters
    Dr.Who has a Sonic Screwdriver that literally goes "BRRRRRR" and it advances the plot in any way, in the books he's basically Sci-Fi Archangel Michael

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's "the doctor"

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ya called?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You called?

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made this during the copium period of Gojo Vs Makima, can someone change the text for "The doctor lost to Rick"?

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow, i surprisingly like the track

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Therewolf does great sci-fi soundtracks.

      Tom has died in multiple shorts. Wile never has. Donald vs. Daffy would be very similar, as Donald has gotten his butt kicked, but unless a newer short or a comic had it, he's never died, while Daffy has(the trick he can only do once.)

      I know Tom died in the Musketeer cartoon, what others did he die in?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heavenly Puss, where has to get Jerry to forgive him or he goes to hell. Then there are 3 explosion deaths, Mouse Trouble, Yankee Doodle Mouse, and Safety Second. There's also the duo's implied suicide in Blue Cat Blues and there are a few where Tom lays down to die at the end like Mouse from HUNGER.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Heavenly Puss, where has to get Jerry to forgive him or he goes to hell.
          Wasn't that just a dream?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe, I haven't watched it in a decade or so. I just remember the heaven and hell bits, it wouldn't change the fact Tom has died in several other shorts, plus the fact he dreams about it means he is cognizant of his own mortality. Wil E. however, has been smashed, blown up, cratered, and worse, and always lives.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we get the rightful ending of Joker winning

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who won?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left tit. Right tit wasn't getting enough support.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      My duck

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would unironically like the show more if Evil Morty was a rule 64 version of Morty and more depressed. Evil Female Depress Morty just hits all of my fetishes.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just get out of the closet you homo.

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE best Death Battle!
    >b-b-bu-
    THE BEST!!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be fun if it weren't Death Battle. Let's be honest, GvS and GvS2 would've been better with both of them being fully in character and no death.

    • 6 months ago
      "who wins?"

      I'm curious. NLF aside, who wins between Goku and Superman?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's still a loaded question because there's still hundreds of variables that can easily be added,

        • 6 months ago
          "who wins?"

          hmm, let's assume it's EVERYTHING. Goku has Heroes and CC, Superman has Silver age bullshit

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            If it's everything Superman wins because of Cosmic Armor.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everything? Goku stomps

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no nlf
        That's not Superman. Everybody knows Superman has no limits and breaks infinite bounds by definition.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          the only broken thing in superman was his ass after the russians had their way with it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku easily
        Superman often struggles with sub-planetary threats

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superman because of better feats.
        Current superman while being consistent and factoring in the discrepancy in feats? Idk. Apparently rebirth made everything canon so superman should still win.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rebirth made everything canon but it's still separate
          It's just moronic modern writers not knowing what "canon" means

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still think Rise Turtles should fight RWBY

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How good of a compliment is superman calling you strong?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same as Goku calling someone strong.

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t wait for this fricking “debate” to be over

    Less than 24 hours

  44. 6 months ago
    CapeworldComics

    Rick bros, how are we coping?

    >My fight prediction.

    >55 Marvel vs DC fights

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this match is basically a DC vs Marvel
      >Rick is Warner Bros
      >Doctor Who was in Marvel comics.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doctor Who was also published by Warner for a time, if I remember correctly.

      • 6 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        Doctor Who was also published by Warner for a time, if I remember correctly.

        Yeah the Doctor is like Tarzan in that he has ties to both companies.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          How many other characters can say that? I can name...the only other one I can think of. Godzilla.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      any chance of seeing a return of the super strunties this year? the last few seasons have given us some good riffing material

      • 6 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        Absolutely, and there will be a video on it.
        Considering how much the last part of this season has picked up, I might have to make them more than razzies and put in best of categories.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope the way they tried to explain not using JG1 Megatron made that in.
          Mostly because it made it sound like they thought Sunbow and IDW were one continuity.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >55 Marvel vs DC fights
      Huh, interesting.
      Through personally I wouldn't have used anything from comics released after the event since that's when the cards/the event were.
      But that's a personal thing.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Daredevil vs Riddler
      Wow, what a picture.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, for Doom vs Cyborg I think the Cyborg in question is Cyborg Superman
      https://agscollectibles.com/products/dc-versus-marvel-comics-1995-trading-card-93-doctor-doom-vs-cyborg-eng-l016174
      Hank Henshaw not Vic Stone

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who won?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Doctor

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      It's not Monday, you can't just declare him the winner like that.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's next?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku.

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see a lot of arguing that the doctor would have trouble dealing with the unpredictable arson and gadgets rick possesses but literally all the doctor has to do is scan rick once with the sonic screwdriver and the doctor will know literally everything about rick and what he's capable of.
    that includes every piece of tech he's made.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It may be cool to see cameos from past doctors, but would he really need them against Rick?

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So really, how can the Doctor beat Rick? He has zero weapons

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah
      and doesn't that scare you to death

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope the fight Is good

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Steven Yeun is playing Sentry in thunderbolts
    >Sentry is also getting replaced in the comics
    Sentrybros....

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      >He never got to form a team with Blue Marvel, Wundarr, Omega the Unknown, and Hyperion...

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we will never get all of Marvel's Superman pastiches forming a team and going to different universes

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >forgetting Ethan "brick shithouse" Edwards
        Tsk tsk Otto.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kills Sentry so hard he gets super killed

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sentry efortlessly kills a symbiote Celestial
        >"LOL NU, KNULL SIMPLY CONTROLS THE VOID"
        >that moron Cates ignoring the previous SOVLful Sentry run where he merged with the Void
        Cates was a mistake.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool suit.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry Sentrybro
          Such is life in the world of capeshit as always

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cates had nothing to do with it, that run was retconned almost immediately when Sentry got BTFO by Fat Cobra and then ran away to the Negative Zone

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cates had nothing to do with it
            >Knull can simply control the Void, because he just can
            CatesBITCH....

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cates had nothing to do with any retcons because Annihilation Scourge already showed that the Merged Sentry was a lie and the Void already took back control. That run or the merge never meant anything.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cates had nothing to do with any retcons
                >turns The void into a symbiote controlled by Knull

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just explaining what happened to your precious Merged Sentry non reader

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's not what happened. fat cobra was kinda gary stuish for a while but he didn't beat sentry up, only exorcised him of some dark energy that was corrupting him. and when the exorcism was complete sentry just left like the troubled psychotic he is

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring me some Viltrumites.

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who takes it?

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring me Billy SHITson

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't Marvel own Malibu characters?

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who could she fight

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hal Jordan.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He only likes boys

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, look at Arisia. Equal opportunity pedophilia.

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judging by how the end repeats the beginning, my two guesses are
    >Rick wins and it signifies him going back to the ship with Morty
    >The Doctor wins and he travels back to the beginning to prevent the fight from happening in the first place

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So a fricking draw basically, just like Courage vs Scoob. Who the frick is writing this shit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a fricking draw
        No, The Doctor wins and kills Rick, but then travels back and stops the fight from happening by taking responsibility for the accident instead of pissing off Rick

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a fricking draw
        No, The Doctor wins and kills Rick, but then travels back and stops the fight from happening by taking responsibility for the accident instead of pissing off Rick

        >Bill and Ted's phone both lands on Rick and Doctor as they brawl
        >Air guitars.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is your level of reading comprehension that anon outlined two separate scenarios each with a clear victor

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would be the third draw this season. Bill Cipher wasn't killed either.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Discord was killed though, that wasn't a draw.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some ponygays unironically contemplated suicide after discord vs bill, let them cope

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Didn’t some staff member literally say they would rope if Bill lost? Nice projection.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a fricking draw
      No, The Doctor wins and kills Rick, but then travels back and stops the fight from happening by taking responsibility for the accident instead of pissing off Rick

      [...]
      >Bill and Ted's phone both lands on Rick and Doctor as they brawl
      >Air guitars.

      there is a third possibility
      >Rick gets fricking erased
      >The Doctor pulls Morty from Rick's ship, says "come with me" and takes him home while dragging Rick's ship along

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      They might do a Jonathan vs Tangerine ending where the Doctor adopts Morty.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sucked. Jonathan kills him over a misunderstanding and then adopts his sister? I can't imagine Morty would just go along with the Doctor here no matter how nice he is

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno Morty has gotten pushed to the edge by Rick a LOT. Hell he tried to kill him himself at the start of S3 (not realizing it was part of Rick's plan)

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, but through all that they've grown a serious bond and they care about each other. What makes this Rick unique is the fact that he actually cares about Morty and his family unlike other Ricks. Evil Morty is the one who got pushed to the edge and decided to go against Rick.

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait who the frick was the scale?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      alex vs cole. since "muh morality". also good vs evil

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can the Sonic Screwdriver multi task or does it only work on one thing one at a time?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can.

      ?t=37
      3:36

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    DB
    >raped by Yamcha
    >raped by Roshi
    >raped by Tien
    >raped by Tao
    >Molested by Grandpa Gohan
    >raped by Mr. Popo.
    >raped by King Piccolo
    Saiyan
    >raped by raditz
    >pulverized by bejita
    Android
    >raped by 19
    >saved by bejita
    Cell Games
    >concedes to cell
    >raped by cell jr
    >dies to semi perfect cell
    Buu
    >ko'd by bejita
    >flees from buu
    >raped by super buu
    >raped by kid buu
    >saved by bejita and satan
    BoG
    >raped by beerus
    RoF
    >raped by Whis
    >raped by frieza-dono
    >raped by Sorbet-sama with a ray gun
    U6 tournament
    >certified 50 iq moron
    >cosbied by Frost
    >raped by Hit
    Future Trunks
    >admits to never kissing his wife
    >raped by Zamasu
    >raped by Black
    >raped by fused Zamasus
    Before ToP
    >raped by Hit (again)
    >raped by Arale
    ToP
    >forgot about his first son
    >raped by fit Buu
    >raped by Botamo (baseball)
    >lied in front of his own friends/family without hesitation
    >raped by Frieza (again)
    >raped by some green man in U4
    >raped by Kefla
    >raped by Jiren
    Broly Movie
    >doesn’t know what repugnant means
    >raped by Broly
    Galactic Patrol
    >raped by a ray gun (again)
    >drained by Moro-sama
    >almost kills himself because he forgot he can't survive in outter space
    >raped by Saganbo-dono
    >drained by Moro (again)
    >raped my Merus (again)
    >sodomized by Moro (again)
    >PENETRATED by Moro
    >Saved by Bejita and Uub
    Granolah the Survivor
    >Raped by Granolah
    >Saved by Bejita
    >Raped by Granolah AGAIN
    >Raped By Granolah in UI
    >Raped by Base Vegeta in SSB UI
    >Raped by Granolah again
    >Raped by Gas numerous times
    >Healed by Monaito just to job again
    >Raped by Black Frieza in the prison shower
    Super Hero
    >Jobbed to Bejita-sama AGAIN

    Our hero... Son Gokek...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this level of canon
      SHITku is such a jobber.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >parroting
        Yup yup. You're B to the R to the O to the K to the E to the N.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      My HERO's most notable feat was inspiring a blue hedgehog to surpass him... Son Gokubros...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual fantasies
      As expected of a GODku hater

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NO ONE CARES ABOUT EXTREME DINOSAURS
    https://x.com/discotekmedia/status/1714097912475767081?s=20

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They should go against the street sharks

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's the same universe, and some of their feats are intertwined. Like for example, the sharks got a molecular disembodying resistance feat from the raptors.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Different universes actually.
              Dino Vengers, the ones the sharks teamed up with, where aliens.
              Extreme Dinosaurs are dinosaurs that where evolved by an alien mad man.

              • 6 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                I could have sworn they were the same. I feel like I've just gone through a Mandela thing.

                >Daredevil vs Riddler
                Wow, what a picture.

                Riddle me this, riddle me that, where's Matt Murdock's baton at?

                That sucked. Jonathan kills him over a misunderstanding and then adopts his sister? I can't imagine Morty would just go along with the Doctor here no matter how nice he is

                I dunno Morty has gotten pushed to the edge by Rick a LOT. Hell he tried to kill him himself at the start of S3 (not realizing it was part of Rick's plan)

                Morty would try and kill the Doctor, but the writer team would probably think turning him into Doctor's companion would be touching. Inconsistent as the show is, the Smiths ultimately end up on the same side.

                Wish they'd do a bluray of that. And DinoSaucers. Gimme all the Dinomedia.

                Goddamn, all these shows kind of blur together in my mind.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just thought it was funny that their fight is just Daredevil being put in a saw trap.
                Like, this feels like a cliffhanger from a Batman/Daredevil crossover, which admittedly isn't bad.

              • 6 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Riddler would be a fun Daredevil opponent. Mat wouldn't give a shit about the riddles and would keep cheating with his super senses.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, can't think of any way for him to figure out how his powers work. But I writer could probably figure something out, since Riddler is supposed to be really smart.
                But seeing Nygma seethe is fun too.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I care about dino riders

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wish they'd do a bluray of that. And DinoSaucers. Gimme all the Dinomedia.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        My homie.

      • 6 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        This show was kino, and the toys were so good the Smithsonian complimented their modeling work.

        I hope the way they tried to explain not using JG1 Megatron made that in.
        Mostly because it made it sound like they thought Sunbow and IDW were one continuity.

        I would not be surprised if that was the case.

        >55 Marvel vs DC fights
        Huh, interesting.
        Through personally I wouldn't have used anything from comics released after the event since that's when the cards/the event were.
        But that's a personal thing.

        I considered doing that but I liked how neat it was that it came out 22 to 33 to risk fudging with the numbers.

        How many other characters can say that? I can name...the only other one I can think of. Godzilla.

        A lot of public domain characters, like Santa and Dracula and Morgan le Fay. Marvel and DC also published John Carter comics, though I'm not too sure when APOM entered the public domain so it might have been licensed for both of them.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, I know Marvel Dracula gets up to a decent amount of stuff.
          Haven't heard much about DC Dracula beyond that one movie where he fought Batman (I liked it). And I think I heard once that he died by biting Superman due to all the solar energy in his blood.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be down for a remake as long it's not as preachy over climate change as the original.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't even climate change. It was just the raptors trying to keep warm. Lmfao

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like how they visit a raptor planet and it's not even as hot as what the raptors want to make Earth be. They literally want the water gone.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >WE'LL TURN THIS ICEBALL OF A PLANET INTO A RAPTOR PARADISE, WHERE ALL THE THERMOSTATS ARE, BY LAW, SET TO A BRISK 130 DEGREES!
            All in Optimus Primal's voice.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Their Ws are rarer than Team Rocket's.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Speaking of Team Rocket, does the Pilaf Gang have any impressive feats with their machines?
                I can't remember them ever being able to even put up a fight against Kid Goku.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really. The best you get is pilaf saying he prepared for his eventually reunion with Goku in bog. Maybe he could go toe to toe with oozuru Goku at that point.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Raptors vs Biker Mice from Mars would be pretty cool if you ask me.
              3 vs 3 aliens on bikes MU.

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Atomic punch vs ember vanishing hand when

    Inb4 gamera’s arm breaks

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >atomic energy > fire

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dinosaurs
    Spear and fang never ever

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Fang? Now there's a name I haven't heard in a while. She used to let all the young rexes bang her."

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Were there any girl dinos?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, they had Chedra though.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      People keep pushing a fight with Mononoke.
      You only have to see one episode of Primal to see how much of a mismatch that mu is.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather a narrative Mismatch than a loose close fight.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >b-but muh stomp
        Do you have any other arguments against it? The vast majority of fights on the show are shitstomps.

        I'd rather a narrative Mismatch than a loose close fight.

        You could even structure the fight like a primal episode

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Daleks should get a cameo in the animation.

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what were the general rankings for the tournament match options?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      liked:
      >zeus/odin, monokuma/korosensei, luz/anne

      disliked:
      >none in particular had a general consensus, outside of maybe hulk/godzilla

      interested in the franchises/characters, unsure about the particular matchup though:
      >luke/saber, kasen/fleetway sonic, ragna/velvet, composite goku/composite ryu

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No mentions on Tom VS Coyote and Kratos VS Asura?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          speedy hates kratosasura. everyone else was fine with it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >liked:
        >monokuma/korosensei
        Oh God, why are DB fans so low IQ and have such shit taste?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think he’s talking about the staff members opinions

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Unironic usage of a wojak
          Post and opinion ignored.

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Going to see the most cringe cartoon of all time die to a once highly respected tv show
    Feels good man. I hope Rick dies excruciatingly.

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rick won't get a death worse than Atom.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this acceptance?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it's Loss

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Loss is what the stages of grief/cope address, anon.
          It appears rickgays are moving closer to acceptance of loss.

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doctor who vs bill cypher who wins?

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Bill summons Speedy to tell the Doctor what his next regeneration looks like.

      Hey, for Doom vs Cyborg I think the Cyborg in question is Cyborg Superman
      https://agscollectibles.com/products/dc-versus-marvel-comics-1995-trading-card-93-doctor-doom-vs-cyborg-eng-l016174
      Hank Henshaw not Vic Stone

      Yeah, I screwed up there. It was listed as Cyborg vs Doctor Doom and I thought Boo Yah over Superman. I forgot that Cyborg Superman kind of took Vic's name during the mid 90's and was just "the cyborg."

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's a better question: Does Regeneration rob him of his previous memories or consciousness?

        • 6 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          No. He retains his memories and skills, only his physical appearance changes along with some relatively minor personality shifts.

          Does that change anything or does Doom still take it with his shenanigans?

          I think Henshaw actually wins. Doom would win if he had time to study him, but Henshaw is an immortal disembodied conscious with the powers of Ultron and Superman. That's not something Doom can beat just out of the blue. Even the Ovoid mind switch won't help Doom as Henshaw's techno powers are concentrated in his mind.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think would have something on him for dealing with Ultron, but I'm not enough of a comic expert to disagree. Just saying that if a writer had Victor pull out some sort of device to take Henshaw out I wouldn't call foul.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've wanted to Vic vs Henshaw since the Technis Imperative. DC's biggest unacknowledged rivalry.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Does Regeneration rob him of his previous memories or consciousness?
          nope
          he just gets a new body and fresh personality

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does that change anything or does Doom still take it with his shenanigans?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. He retains his memories and skills, only his physical appearance changes along with some relatively minor personality shifts.

          [...]
          I think Henshaw actually wins. Doom would win if he had time to study him, but Henshaw is an immortal disembodied conscious with the powers of Ultron and Superman. That's not something Doom can beat just out of the blue. Even the Ovoid mind switch won't help Doom as Henshaw's techno powers are concentrated in his mind.

          It being Henshaw also probably makes the theme clear: it's DC's take on a villainous Reed Richards vs Dr. Doom

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >death battle discord doesn’t like it
    >death battle subreddit doesn’t like it
    >got like 10% of the vote in its poll
    >the staff put it at the bottom of their tier list
    >Swan outright says he doesn’t like it
    >Ben is the only one that likes it
    I like how it’s clear only Ben likes Hulk vs Godzilla and is the one pushing for it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ben just wants to give Hulk a win after robbing him twice.

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lol no frick your request
    Avgn and nostalgia critic bros...it ain't ever happening.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mothman vs slenderman is in 20
      ???

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't want to use real people
      they're.. they're still characters both of their actors made
      just ask cinemassacre and tgwtg for perms
      it's not that hard

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        AVGN and NC aren't real people though, they're no more real than Han Solo or Doctor Who

        I think they see it as different in this case because it's more "personal", so to speak. As in, these characters were created directly by them and are smaller-scale deals, while Macho Man is a WWE character.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >real like people
      Like Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber? Or Chuck Norris and Macho Man? These fricking pricks are the most entitled of them all

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      AVGN and NC aren't real people though, they're no more real than Han Solo or Doctor Who

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      >Fellas it might be time to have a chat about this thing called entitlement.

      Speedy, you fat frick, they're literally the ones paying for you to do "research." Show some respect.

  68. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pozzed holywood-marketed anti-hero
    >pozzed BBC-marketed pseudo-hero
    I think the one being sponsored by taxpayer money wins

  69. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dougbros...did our sense of social justice backfire on us?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >daganropa profile pic
      Speedo stop having bad taste challenge

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has that been determined in a court of law, or is Spedo commiting slander?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Slander

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Slander is spoken, libel is printed

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Libelous slander

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's irrelevant because won in the end

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doug? Doug Walker, the Nostalgia Critic???

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >isn't funny
      yes it fricking is speedy... if it's true then that's so perfectly in character for the critic it's hilarious

  70. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Palpatine is too much effort to research
    >"I'm a real human being."
    >Tom vs coyote is easier though
    >Kh research is also nothing to worry about
    Okay I guess.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, there's a lot of Star Wars shit, but I doubt they actually read/watch most of the shit and don't just get their scans from other sites.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      is too much effort to research
      Yet they are doing fricking Doctor Who

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >60 years of media for DOCTOR. FRICKING. WHO. is perfectly fine (even using the novels and books)
      >Like 2-3 movies (and i assume a few cartoons and comics) is too much for Palpatine
      yeah okay

    • 6 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      >Palpatine is too much effort to research
      Doctorwhobros...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd they couldn't get Gojo's and Makima's powers right when these two have less than 150 chapters of content it doesn't surprise me these gays are lazy enough to not want to research Star wars characters

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      just friggin do like han solo or ahsoka then, if you don't want to research palp, speedy.

  71. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have they waited too long for Naruto vs Luffy?

  72. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Thanksgiving on Thursday? Why is the next podcast pre-recorded?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a long weekend family travel holiday, autist.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You guys do your podcast on Tuesday, dipshits. It's recorded live. Frick off. Fricking entitled c**ts.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not the fricking crew, schizo moron.

            No need to go off on him like that, dude.

            No, it's fricking necessary. You dipshits need to know just how moronic you are.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              What’s your DB discord handle?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't Dicksword, moron.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hey, DJ. How's the Uncle Tom business? Speedy still paying you in belly rubs?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your inflexible mind is a sign of your low IQ, dipshit.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >schizoid babble
                we broke this one, boys

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep crying, moron.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aw, damn, he's paying you in head scratches instead. Alright, Stephen Warren. Keep being your buck broken self.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >that guy who unironically thinks Yates comes here to shill music to like 20 people
              Why does this place attract so much schizophrenia

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Calm down, downie.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gets exposed as a moron
                >'d-d-d-downie'
                moron

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >downie instantly seething
                Just as diagnosed!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You've been nothing but seething since you were exposed, moron. And you will continue, moron that you are.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Adorable projection

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of your own, moron.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no u!!!!
                That the best you got, little bro?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He’s never taken an early vacation because of thanksgiving
            Bro? Even colleges do that stuff, people want more time to hang out with family.

            • 6 months ago
              DoctorGreen

              >>He’s never taken an early vacation because of thanksgiving
              >He thinks everyone celebrates thanksgiving

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No need to go off on him like that, dude.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up djtiki

  73. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  74. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    mumbogay was right, this thread should be a /trash/ exclusive

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't give a shit what some rando thinks
      stop compaining

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        stay on topic then

    • 6 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      >mumbogay was right
      who

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a handful of extremely petty people who can't let shit go and probably need to be punched in the face

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      You're too brash, bonehead anon, to suggest these threads go in the trash!

  75. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol someone posted Otto's prediction on the RT site
    https://roosterteeth.com/g/post/ecd2dce3-6785-4af4-b633-8063752cb652

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      I'm in their base, predicting their fights.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ottochads, we're unstoppable.

  76. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    how does one tell the kaijugays apart?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kaijugay #2 apparently uses images that basically have the same file name over and over again.

  77. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    did they ever give proper credit to the guy whose translation they used for journey to the west? i know he tried researching out to rt a few times back when the fight came out.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not, they probably think he's too entitled.

  78. 6 months ago
    DoctorGreen

    [...]

    ... asked?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You.

  79. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So many schizos
    So little time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      We are the dark shadow of the shippers, including their madness

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have something that will take care of em.

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