Death battle

Super bros, we may not win this one.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not?

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Superbros
    Dont exist

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    KNEEL

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Super bros
    as in Superman fans or DBSuper gays?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You want supergay packed in a trap hit my cashapp
    I just hit up Lois like yo b***h what's your snapchat

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gokubros REPORT IN, how are we feeling about this match?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ready to SOLO.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't trust db's judgement, but it'll be fun to discuss either way.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gokubros REPORT IN, how are we feeling about this match?

        >Super bros
        as in Superman fans or DBSuper gays?

        Are they seriously doing this again?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        aren’t spider fans absolute hate on miles for replacing Peter as Spider-Man.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Aren't spider fans absolute hate

          • 6 months ago
            LopiBats

            There’s some Spidercuck writer sabotaging the current Batman book.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty comfy bro

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who do you think won this?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody fricking cares!

    • 6 months ago
      LopiBats

      I don’t care either. It’s only good for shitposters.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly, some do and are still salty about Goku losing twice.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >s-s-s-
        KWAB!

      • 6 months ago
        LopiBats

        Those aren’t real people. No one actually cares about this. They’re fictional.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care, so I guess that makes me a real person.

          • 6 months ago
            LopiBats

            Now your getting it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's some morons fanfic and I'm of this getting spammed constantly like it means goddamn anything

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of you would dare call me a dragonHispanic or supercuck to my face.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right DragonCHAD/SuperKING, I KNEEL...

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're really doing this a third time? What's different now?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, round 3. No one really knows what's going to be different.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly, some do and are still salty about Goku losing twice.

        I have not watched death battle since 2015, grew out of the required autism that happens in these powerscaling videos. "Cartoon character once comedically sidestepped a lightning bolt. Character can now move at 200 000 km/h". That being said if goku loses a 3rd time I will consider these guys forever GOAT'ed for causing massive butthurt. DBZ powerscalers are some of the most bafflingly insane people I have ever seen on the internet. "This guy is a galaxy buster, this guy is multiverse buster" homie WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU ON ABOUT!?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Heroes Goku vs. Infinite Frontier Superman. Don't know if the outcome will be the same but I don't care either.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the previous conclusion
        >Goku can keep getting stronger but we completely buy into Superman NLF so it doesn't matter how far he gets

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rick lost to this guy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rick never had a chance against Whowank. Wish they let him cook a bit more though I feel like they did him dirty.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The doctor yeah I agree they didn’t even give the doctor half his crazy stuff.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Doctor was TROUNCING Rick, there’s no question about it. I just wish Rick got to flex a little bit more, it felt like he didn’t get to go all out before he lost. And yeah, throw out some Who bullshit too to match. Didn’t feel like a real showcase for them.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean the funny thing is it didn't even come down to the main stats. They actually used logic this time around, fricking crazy.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were being nice. Doc has several ways to become a universe level at minimum god of space-time.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          they just had the doctor pull a reverse uno card on rick and it's hilarious
          I kept saying this time and time again (pun intended)
          Rick is smart but he's not CLEVER

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remeber to always b***h and ask for redo’s, if you don’t like the results. Death battle will always cave if they don’t you’re just not loud enough.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, should we expect a Yang vs. Tifa rematch in the future where Tifa wins?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better start spamming death battle comments to them and sure we can.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The creators literally used that particular fight as an example of one they’d consider revisiting for the future now that they have more information on both characters to draw from. But in reality they’ll give it to Tifa to deflect from the fact that there was a massive conflict of interest in making their darling RWBY character win.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          If I'm remembering well, Yang vs Tifa happened around RWBY vol 2, no?

          I vaguely remember them claiming Yang's aura had indefinite durability and then vol 3 happened and she got aura broken in a single stroke.

          Also, given the change in fight choreographers and shit, I bet you monty vol1-3 Yang would trounce vol 4 and beyond Yang

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets shot like 3 times
    >Still wins

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The meanest thing is the doctor doesn’t regenerate because Rick no longer belongs to the timeline so no one ever shot the doctor.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a stomp. Homelander is unskilled and never fought anything close to an endbringer.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you make this because of the last few threads mentioning Alexandria? If so, nice. If not, oh well.
      As for this fight, Alexandria.
      Alexandria not only has superior durability than Homelander but she's an actual superhero who fights not only villains but giant monsters.
      Homelander is a big fish in his small pond.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She'd solo boy'sverse including comics and show at the same time. She's invulnerable and not a moronic narc about it. It'd be omniman vs homelanded v2.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let it die you samegayging shill.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      But literally who is the girl on the left?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alexandria from worm

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way they're letting Goku lose, this video is an apology

    • 6 months ago
      LopiBats

      Not if they care about views and controversy.

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Megatron vs Frieza was the preemptive apology fight.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there even a single character in R&M that scales to the doctor? Maybe Rhett Caan?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Him and maybe Jesus.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    RATku is about to earn his second 0-3

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do these characters have any interesting possible match ups besides each other?

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    3-0 soon

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHADku is about to get his 1-0 now that the past 2 fights were RET to the CONNED.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      not even retcons will save your monkey ass, Kekorot

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope all you want

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Characters this season that beat Gojo
    >No diff tier
    Discord
    Bill cypher
    Raven
    Phoenix
    Frieza
    The doctor
    Silver Surfer
    Martian manhunter
    Courage
    Schooby
    Son Goku
    Clark Kent
    >Low diff tier
    Ant man (can possibly tank UV because scientist supreme brain, also ants lack CE so he can just kill Gojo with ants inside his domain)
    Stitch (same as Megatron, super brain tanks UV and just kills Gojo inside his domain)
    Megatron (outstats and tanks all of Gojo's arsenal, kills Gojo inside his domain)
    Rick Sanchez (could possibly tank UV for a moment and the portal gun can bypass Limitless easily)
    >Mid diff tier
    Obito (kamui bypasses limitless and Gojo can't do shit against Rikudo)
    Vader (force bypasses limitless)
    Dovahkiin (soul frickery alone kills Gojo, but he has like 10 other ways to do it)

    Characters this season Gojo beats
    >High diff tier
    Chosen Undead (lore wise he outclasses Gojo in almost all aspects, but he lacks ways to go around Limitless and UV. His Silence + his speed can give him the chance to land a killing blow, But Gojo can heal himself. CU will also return way more times, and while Gojo can't run naturally out of Energy there is a chance the lack of food and sleep frick him over. Still It's likely Gojo wins more often than not)
    >Mid diff tier
    Makima
    Rocket Raccoon (guns can decimate Gojo inside his domain but otherwise can't bypass Limitless)
    Alex Mercer (sorcerers are weak against viruses, but besides that Gojo can kill him before getting infected)
    Cole (faster and has a Wincon with the energy absorption, but can't bypass Limitless or UV)
    >Low diff tier
    Misaka Mikoto (would surprise Gojo with speed, but can't hurt Gojo)
    Killua (same as Misaka but worse)
    Atom (unless he enters Gojo's anus and gets big again I don't think he can survive UV or bypass Limitless)
    Dimitri (unless he can cast magic directly inside his opponents he lacks any way to hurt Gojo, let alone survive his attacks)
    >No diff tier
    Guts (angry big sword man can't really do anything against him)

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Harry vs Light is better than Columbo vs Light

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Lelouch was Light's most popular matchup.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Columbo is now tied with Lelouch now because Swan is a tard that has no respect for the classics like most of the fanbase, who want Ken vs Eren instead of the actual rivalry in Ken vs Shinichi

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really is. Light having to deal with the super schizo would be funnier. Harry is also more willing to bust out a sick roundhouse and shoot a kid

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even Cinemaphile can see it, Columbo is a forced astroturf by Swan

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The main reason it's a thing is that they're both based on characters from the same book specifically Light is based on the student who thinks he's too smart to ever be caught if he committed murder, and Death Note is basically about what if the guy who caught him wasn't around.

          Columbo is based on the guy who caught said student by pretending to be a friendly dumbass schmuck and lured in and nailed the murderer to the wall by carefully controlling him with his ego and expectations of reality like some kind of creepypasta for serial killers.

          It captures the imagination because A. Light was an overhyped gay loved by yaoi fan girls and edgy homosexual boys back in the day so yu want to see him lose, and B. Because it's more or less canon that yes specifically Columbo would smoke Light's ass like a blunt in very short order which is a rare thing to have any kind of canonical basis to say.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            But Harry could also do both of those and is far more entertaining

            Ah yes, Swan was the one who made the 'A Shinigami Eh' video himself.

            He's the one that brought up the idea to the community and keeps bringing it up, yes

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              My point is that it wasn't his idea the same way Xiao vs Illidan or Saber vs Luke was someone on the DB team's idea. Not that he isn't pushing it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                And I never said he came up with the idea, just that he pushed for it

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I assumed you were my mistake.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Wall of text
            It's because columbo is swan's latest obsession. It's literally a thing with autistic people. He would just move onto something else in a few years if he doesn't get it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, Swan was the one who made the 'A Shinigami Eh' video himself.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cringe fanfic
      Why are there so many weirdos in the death battle community like this?
      Btw, the death note uses the legal name to kill someone not whatever gay schizophrenia they happen to have.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't "use the legal name" also the 'book isn't what does it either. The Shinigami eyes is what you're thinking of, it gives you the name necessary to kill you. Also light NEVER took the deal and didn't want the deal. He did everything he could to try to get someone else to take it instead but on his own? He'd never go for it.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really don’t get why people keep demanding this same fight over and over. I mean let’s look at what’d happen for either outcome
    >Supes wins
    Gokeks will cry foul a third time, wait for the next new power up, and demand a fourth match because they think the new limit break will let Goku match the literally limitless character. Supergays will give them endless shit
    >Goku wins
    Gokeks will act smug then immediately shit themselves in rage when supergays point out that Goku needed two rematches and the score’s still 2-1
    Either way you slice it Gokeks would come of this looking way worse than if they’d simply taken the loss on the chin and gracefully bowed out.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the previous two battles are non-canon
      this is a fresh clean slate

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he hasn't read the edited descriptions on the 2 previous fights

      • 6 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        Check the descriptions of the last two matches. They are also going composite this time

        >We retconned the score because if we retcon something it no longer counts.
        >But we're going to be using restored/retconned/revised Superman because what is retconned still counts
        How ironic.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Check the descriptions of the last two matches. They are also going composite this time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I really don’t get why people keep demanding this same fight over and over.
      they want their guy to win

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >900
    >IESLB

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't we all just get along?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      My fictional character can beat your fictional character.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your mom is fat

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the score’s still 2-1

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      CHADku will SURPASS superKEK and then Cinemaphile will be rightful /dbs/ clay.

      They're seriously going to give Goku a pity win?...That's just sad.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHADku will SURPASS superKEK and then Cinemaphile will be rightful /dbs/ clay.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      And if Goku loses, he just becomes the jester of /dbs/...Damn..They really can't lose

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry Gokubros.
    Even if UI+Heroes and Xeno feats can't beat CHADperman, We just have to wait for his next transformation in 5 years!
    Even if that doesn't work, Goku may be able to beat SuperMan after a 9-0... maybe...

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't they give the Fusions a chance?
    Seeing Gokek losing all the time is sad.
    A Fusion may have better chances.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Deidalius

      Honestly, I find these to be good reasons to make the matchup again but I wish we could have gotten something new with both characters like Superman vs Optimus Prime or Goku vs Jin Mori before they did Goku vs Superman 3

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I find these to be good reasons to make the matchup again but I wish we could have gotten something new with both characters like Superman vs Optimus Prime or Goku vs Jin Mori before they did Goku vs Superman 3

      >The animation will be leaps and bounds better
      LMFAO in what universe has ANY of their 3D shit been better than Torrian's animations?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Megatron vs Frieza was pretty good.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fly around
          >shoot laser
          >fly around
          >shoot lazer
          >they fly at each other but the camera shakes so you can't really see what's going on
          ...yeah...

      • 6 months ago
        Deidalius

        Oh, yeah, you're right. Their hand 2 hand and weapon 2 weapon 3D fights have been lacking ever since Torrian left.

        I was mostly saying it will have a better animation because they have a higher budget with better technology.

        I can't remember a good h2h, meleeweapon2meleeweapon 3D fight that Death Battle has done post Torrian.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real question is wtf is the finale now?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wiz vs Boomstick

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sad that such a cool match has to be overshadowed by having to relitigate the eternal autism that is agony vs Superman

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Supes getting ready to go 3-0 against DBchuds
    This one's for you fellas

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      When is the video?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        4th of December

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superbros and Gokubros....how are you feeling?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Speed
      Superman has weak Flash scales which still trump anything DB.
      >Intelligence
      Goku is literally illiterate. Superman is high level genius in his universe.
      >Fighting techniques
      I would say neither has an advantage. Both know multiple styles with rich history though.
      >Experience
      Superman has had story lines where he lived out more than his one life. Goku only has around 40 years, unless there is some time shenanigans in heroes, which I could expect.
      >Gadgets/Qirky Powers
      Superman has power up the ass. Dumb shit for every occasion he never uses. All of which could be used. He also has tools which has never been discussed. Why not just throw Goku in the phantomzone or worse?
      >Stamina
      I honestly don't know how long Goku can go all out. Superman has been shown to go all out for long periods of time.
      >Faults
      Saying Goku is dumb as a rock is insulting to the rock. I am still not seeing any proof he can breath in space.
      >Power
      All of these points saying Superman should win, but for these all the fan base cares about is power for some reason and even that I give to Superman.

      That being said, they don't care. They want views. They will probably just finally give the migrants what they want.

      Megatron?
      The verdict was correct. He's not that tough without esoteric Japanese web fiction.

      Yeah, but that goes against DBs own rules. They say they use their peaks over all canons usually. You can't use the most powerful Black Freiza, who has literally 0 feats other than 1 punch on Ego and Instinct and not use the series where Megatron was basically a cosmic abstract deity.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Put your trip on Otto.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku is better than Supes in all those stats bar intelligence (and even then his battle intelligence is still miles ahead)

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please show your work.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I did.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but if you're sticking to the G1 cartoon and IDW (weird mix, these are very specific and not compatible) then Megatron really has no tools that even put him close to Gold Frieza anyways.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Superman has weak Flash scales which still trump anything DB.
        They don't trump heroes though

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile is already making fun of the 0-3
    Gokubros...

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gentlemen. Proclaim the score.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What has really changed since the last Goku Vs Superman? Ultra instinct? The Ki susanoo?
    The way I see it this could go in different routes:
    >Composite episode, good because at least it brings out something new, maybe also a way to give Goku a legit W. (Best possible outcome)
    >They just wanted to update their Superman Vs Goku episodes because these keep receiving views and want to make something that endures better the test of time, same results, same arguments, better analysis and animation. (Meh outcome)
    >They just wanted more views and make GvS again but this time they give Goku a pity win to get DBZ fans out of their asses. They drop the infinite arguments for supes, and wank Goku to faster than time or something, the animation is new and shiny up to DB standards but the analysis is shit. (Worst possible outcome)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are using Capsule Corp (Heroes) Goku. That is the difference

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Couldn't heroes scaling not even push things past Archie Sonic though? And Archie Sonic lost to Wally? I don't feel like this should make DC high tiers worry.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Apocalypse beat Black Adam due to Phoenix wank but Raven beat Phoenix despite Black Adam bodying her. I wouldnt put too much stock in past matches since the frickers are completely random in who wins

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            This shit is still beyond moronic, specially since the two fights were so close together.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            This shit is still beyond moronic, specially since the two fights were so close together.

            Then just after that Surfer beat Manhunter when MM is way beyond Raven

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just don't get why Apocalypse was this high in the first place. He's really fallen behind when it comes to Omega mutant wank, as early as Age of Apocalypse himself where both X-man and Magneto made him look like a joke.

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goku goes into his ultimate form
    >Supes: “Oh hey, I can do that too!”

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kalel formo de sol amarillo.

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      As cool as this would be, I want Superman to get the Sword of Superman instead.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not both? DB had demonic and purified soulself Raven as if they're just interchangeable forms, and even had her purified soulself do Unkindness shit. If we got fully composite Superman, then I expect 1 million swinging a sword and dogwalking the narrative.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you're not another moron who thinks CAS can manipulate the narrative.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            CAS is schizo bait. Anyone focusing on that is moronic.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            But Milkman Man can.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              No he can't. Read the comic he comes from and not that fanfic wiki powerscaling page.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              with his jobbing milk that reverts if you look at an iconic item? lol

        • 6 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          If they do bring it out, then it means Goku has a chance. But if you see the previews and it's just vanilla Superman, it means Goku is fricked.

          They wouldn't have Vanilla Superman lose to a Heroes/Xenoverse/GT/Super fusion, because they know people would say "what about the sword of superman and strange visitor and all the alt universes where he has extra powers?"

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Otto, we all know Goku doesn't stand a single chance. But this one should be for pulling out all the stops, regardless.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Heroes is basically a canon composite already who's fought stronger opponents anyway. You don't need more than one version to stack all Goku's feats since there's Xenology Goku for that purpose.

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chuckle
    Superman? Son Goku? They will make worthy subjects.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literal who

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        who is more popular than Superman KEK

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Fategay cope
          Superman victim.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FateKEK
      Not even mountain tier.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Low Complex Multiverse Tier, low ball.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >vsbw
          Leave at once

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GilgaBITCH

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      GIlgaGOD..

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't this guy a huge jobber that they keep trying to retcon into being high tier even though it makes no sense retroactively? It's like if the kept trying to keep Frieza around without actually giving him power-ups.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The power of the verse in general goes up and due to statements and how Gate of Babylon works he then gets to go up in tandem with it

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          But he still lost to Avalon. Which itself isn't really getting any more wank.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Isn't this guy a huge
        >headcanon
        He's a jobber to the hero the same way any other bad guy is.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He's not a jobber, he's just a certified jobber
          Okay?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's literally what a jobber is, yes.

            I'll remember this stance when villains you like are proposed.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Megatron?
              The verdict was correct. He's not that tough without esoteric Japanese web fiction.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's got a crazy several thousand something petaton feat in the G1 carton from Cybertron deorbiting from a blast he was in the middle of, which is admittedly like his second best if you count his Unicron Trilogy power scaling.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen the whole cartoon and I genuinely don't know what you're talking about.
                Honestly a big problem Megatron has is his most famous upgrade is not considered to be the same character.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's literally what a jobber is, yes.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you actually look at what canon says, Archer Gil is actually pretty shit outside of the option to nuke everything, which isn't always what he wants to do or even a valid option to begin with. His stats outside of like 2 of them are pretty average and he has like no special combat skills, just a bunch of weapons he canonically can't use as anything other than hypervelocity projectiles with special bullets. Yeah, full power or even just high power Ea can frick people up, but at least than full blast it's not even best in class and full power would probably kill him too.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jobs to Yukari

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't make me call King Arthur

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        BTW, who's Saber's best matchup? I see Vader or Ky Kiske a lot.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ky Kiske
          I don't know who that is but Saber oneshots Vader all day.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            From the Guilty Gear games.

            Yates even did a music track.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Captain Britain

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong one.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, Betsy doesn't have the backstory for it, she's Psylocke not Captain Britain

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sabersisters…. . . Can we defeat Captain Chadtain with our Retcon hacks

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gilga-WHO?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SHITki
        Barely above human level.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >actual genuine fodder

          >they haven't seen the Remake
          OHNONONONONONONONONONONONO

          • 6 months ago
            DoctorGreen

            >B-But the Remake
            and you dare laugh at others...

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >muh remake!!!!
            Barely an upgrade. Now take the self-insert elsewhere.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Gilga-JOBBER trembling
              How the mighty have fallen.

      • 6 months ago
        DoctorGreen

        >posting fodder

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >actual genuine fodder

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      GilgaGOD will destroy GilgaKEK

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh? So certain? Come then, show me your power!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Starkle, starkle little twink... Now it's time that you SINK!!

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Black hole spam
    Doesn't Samus have something similar with the Darkburst from Prime 2?

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Allonsy

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking forward to dbs posting the same three copy paste posts for weeks

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go easy on them, they're about to see the same copy pasted result after a decade

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, Michael Kovach will probably voice Goku again since he voiced Goku Black and Goku in the Vegito vs. Gogeta, but who will voice Superman? I don't know whether or not they'll bring the Marvel vs. DC guy back.

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    We know that SHITku will never win.
    But again. No DB character would.
    Hell, No anime character is on the level of wank of Superman. That's like 100 years of wank.
    Maybe a Fusion or an Angel would have better chances. They might force Superman to go Above multiversal feats for a moment.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >COPERmangay is posting in Death Battle threads AND in /dbs/
      Keka? ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragqueen Ball fans are still a thing? Lol guess they gotta have their Lossku fix.

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Writes Superman's real name down

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >writes Clark Kent
      >it doesn’t count because it’s actually Kal-El and no one else knows this besides him and his buddies

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He'd need to write down Kal-el, and I don't think that part of his name is public knowledge.

        >misa

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Outside help.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            *gets the shinigami eyes for himself*

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He wouldn't even figure out Superman is Clark Kent either because Clark Kent is a nobody. It's not like Batman who "Huh the richest guy in Gotham...Batman has high tech gadgets...yup Bruce Wayne is Batman."
        Clark is just a reporter.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'd need to write down Kal-el, and I don't think that part of his name is public knowledge.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clark Kent or Kal-El? Would the Death Note even work on him since he's not human? This is why I'm not interested in Light being in a Death Battle.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        New 52 lore said "Clark Kent Kal-El" is his "true" name to where he had to say the whole thing fkr name-based magic

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Won't work. Superman can restart his own heart.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know that's just the default method and that the user can make custom deaths

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Superman's super intelligence helps him find out Kira is in Japan
      >uses super vision to scan the millions of people in Kanto
      >Sees one kid standing out with a spirit hanging over his head
      >Finds his house
      >take death note
      >tank the fire in his house saving the notebook
      >flick light's forehead

      • 6 months ago
        DoctorGreen

        >>take death note
        congrats. superman loses.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't lose your soul when you take the death note. You have to USE it first. Once light is dealt with he just gives it to ryuk and sends him home.

          • 6 months ago
            DoctorGreen

            >You don't lose your soul
            Tell that to the butthole of the Shinigami King. I ain't touching that book

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You don't lose your soul
          Tell that to the butthole of the Shinigami King. I ain't touching that book

          Fun fact: In death note they are continuously very specific about "a HUMANS name written in the note book" and "human this" and "human that" and also make it a point to say it doesn't work on other Shinigami. The rules specify that you have to be human, now I know how otherwordly creatures are with their legal jargon so. It stands to reason aliens are off limits.

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUPERBROS WE CANT EVEN BEAT GODZILLA

    HOW THE FRICK CAN WE BEAT GOKU

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla solos Goku and Superman at the same time.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now I'm getting excited, lizard

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        ... In his dreams. In reality, he's still building level fodder.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mafuba
        Done.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        REALLY contributing there, Batman.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He has to get close to spray it with anti Godzilla spray

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek. Is he the reason Japan had 'No Godzilla Allowed' signs in the new Apple TV series?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everybody here is weaker than Goku
        Goku victim.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Goku Victim
          SHITku WEAKu tards everyone.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey uh, quick question, who is using a flock of doves to attack Godzilla? Zatana?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hawk and Dove.
          They're trying things out.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shitzilla
        Ego'd
        You have been EXCELLED UPON

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ain't Ego from Marvel?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He doesn't know
            The Last True Hegelian's Successor roams within these threads and utilizes the autism for his project, all characters mentioned within these threads shall be EXCELLED UPON

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh you mean Nikospammer?

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lost in all of the tumult caused by the next episode, it was really nice to see the Doctor just style on Rick the entire time.

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They really should've just put Rick and the Doctor against different opponents. The connections aren't even all that strong.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least now we finally see Rick's true opponent is Xavier: Renegade Angel.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Xavier would push Rick's shit in even harder

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not before Rick makes him taste the pain

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will we ever see Adult Swim on Death Battle again now? The best I can imagine is them using Morty or someone from Venture Bros

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        when you get xavier involved, winning and losing no longer matter in any meaningful capacity. there are only shamanistic dreamwalkers of the mindscape and the total CHODES they lord over

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Xavier would push Rick's shit in even harder

        If you want someone who Rick might be able to actually beat, go for Sivana

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Rick should have fought Sivana and made it a family fight. Doctor should have fought Mr. Fantastic.

      >ratio’d by their own hugbox
      LMAO

      Oh. Ouch. I hope those extra clicks for the "before and after Saturday subscriber leak" are worthit.

      >he doesn't know that's just the default method and that the user can make custom deaths

      And what custom death would work on Superman?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lex and Doomsday and Zod and Mxy all show up with wrathful intent

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        And what custom death would work on Superman?
        >Superman, due to heavy depression, decides living isn't worth it and permanently offs himself

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And what custom death would work on Superman?
        Trips and lands face first into kryptonite.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If superman is suspectable to it:
        >Make superman go seek out that which makes him weak and kill himself
        >Also expose his identity to the world
        >Also have expose himself to a red star for shits and giggles.

        • 6 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          How does Light know about kryptonite and red sun?

          >Doctor should have fought Mr. Fantastic.
          (would it have) Been less or more one sided?

          Way more balanced. Reed probably eeks out a win through stuff like the anti Galactus suit.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            If he has preptime he can figure it out.
            Plus the death note doesn't require light to know Superman's weaknesses.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't prep time against the rules. Otherwise, most fights would have gone differently. Especially the Batman ones.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                We're just discussing how the death note would work on supes if it could even work in the first place.
                Otto is coming up with some weird ideas to get around it when superman would just kill himself with his fists or expose himself to kryptonite.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Doctor should have fought Mr. Fantastic.
        (would it have) Been less or more one sided?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Finds Lois in bed with Lex and loses the will to live

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do what Doom did in Lex vs Doom.

        • 6 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          The Death Note lets you body swap?

          If he has preptime he can figure it out.
          Plus the death note doesn't require light to know Superman's weaknesses.

          If he doesn't specify the weakness then it turns into a bizarre story where Superman tries to get Lois Lane to kill him.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Head cannon
            Okay let me tell how light would write in the death note
            >Superman becomes suicidal and decides to kill himself, but he wants it to be quiet and quick.

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, I guess Rooster Teeth really is about to bite it if they're going back to this

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ratio’d by their own hugbox
    LMAO

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >speedy shows up to the discord meeting.jpg

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shoots that chink-eyed schoolboy twink to death

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They're going to give goku a pity win
    I kek'd

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku jobbed to a virus meaning he jobbed to biochemistry meaning he jobbed to chemistry meaning he jobs to anything that can affect molecules. Superman's heat vision is really his eyes shooting out whatever eletromagnetic raidation wavelength hes feels like, the microwave causes water molecules to vibrate just one flash and Goku's brain would cook instantly killing him. There is no way to block it either since its fricking electromagnetic radiation, while light cant pass through you, microwaves can. If Supes gets really sadistic and goes to gamma rays the very molecules in Goku's brains will split apart causing Goku to deconstruct into elemental matter.

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Yates track. It's some OC shit so who cares but here it is

    ?si=4Jsvl6488XBJkRL0

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've come with regrettable news, Death Battle thread. Across the nation, around the world? Everybody's wang chunging tonight

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Inb4 they have Prime 1 Million matter manipulate a Miracle Machine into existence.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Goku summons arale, which gives him the victory by Toon force wank
      Wouldn't that mean that DB shooted himself in the foot, by making TF seem like the strongest shit in the universe, doesn't help how Arale has arguably better TF feats than fricking Popeye or Bugs Bunny

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Troon force is wall tier

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      >Superman punches a hole in hypertime
      >Captain Carrot comes out and beats up Goku with toon powers.

      And what custom death would work on Superman?
      >Superman, due to heavy depression, decides living isn't worth it and permanently offs himself

      >Superman stops being Superman and becomes Clark Kent full time

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then there is the fact that Superman can fight in space while Goku cant, planet or galaxy or universe busting will Goku because he needs oxygen to stay alive so stfu you /dbs/ scum

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone said he can breath in space in Heroes, but I still have yet to see proof.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He cant though something the villains that fight him dont ever exploit.

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Compared to Goku Superman basically has infinite stamina, Goku cannot spam MUI for long so Supes can just stall him then kill his ass once he gets winded.

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >having to deal with whogays and dbspics at the same time now
    good lord

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sing with me, Deathbattle. Oh Tarzan swings, Tarzan falls. Tarzan hurts his hairy balls. Tarzan jumps, Tarzan misses, now it hurts when Tarzan pisses.

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much does transformation time ever matter in these fights. Couldn't Superman just kill Goku BEFORE he can even go Super Saiyan?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman’s an honorable fighter. He would let Goku power up out of respect

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        By DB rules, he shouldn't. Then again, they don't follow their own rules.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then wouldn't Goku have killed Superman while he was being affected by Kryptonite rather than destroy it in the first fight?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would Goku have access to Kryptonite in a real DB fight? That's for fun and flair. Every battle should just take place in a white nothing void unless their abilities said otherwise.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember, one of Bill’s listed advantages over Discord was that he was more ruthless

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      1-no, gokky is faster
      2-death battle has a rule against blitzing bases

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but they never address it. Superman could blitz Goku in the plank time before he powered up.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >superHispanic ESL can't even type planck correctly
        Goku blitzes and one-shots.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please elaborate how? He has show to have to take time to power up. In that time frame he would die 100x over.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            He can pop MUI instantly (and the others sometimes)
            Also it's all time-dilated and the aura protects

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They scale Pre Crisis Superman to SBP and all his feats
    How would you feel?

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baldur (GoW) vs The Avengers (MCU)

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman? Also beats Goku in a food eating competition contest.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real American icon!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LARDmerican hero is fat
      YUPPAROOOOO!!!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bring me SKINNYman.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
  68. 6 months ago
    CapeworldComics

    You want an easy way to tell who wins?
    If we're getting Goku fused with all his alt forms but Superman doesn't get his sword, 1 million form, Strange Visitor form, Fortress of Solitude, Super Demon/Super Martian, etc, etc, then it means Superman curbstomps. It means Superman doesn't have to play the cross-continuity fusion game like Goku to be competitive.

    Also, he's got such cool shit in the Fortress of Solitude, I really wish they would at least mention some of it if not have him use it outright.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, he's got such cool shit in the Fortress of Solitude
      Great point.
      >Superman doesn't get his sword
      Sword?

      • 6 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        Elliot S Maggins gave Superman a cosmically powered sword that grants him omnipotence and was made for Superman at the dawn of time and travels to Superman to aid him in his hour of greatest need (that being a battle with King Kosmos, if you can believe it). Grants omnipotent powers of creation, which Superman rejected.

        >first match, Goku loses due to Superman having no ceiling
        >second match, Goku loses once again since Superman has no ceiling
        >ACSCHUALLY SUPERMAN HAS A CEILING JUST IGNORE THE FIRST TWO AND WATCH THE NEW MATCH
        Who the frick is taking this garbage seriously?

        Just give us Superman vs Omni-man or Goku vs Luffy so you can milk the fanboys

        And watch them not even mention what those limits are when the episode drops, effectively getting to eat their cake and have it too.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Superman a cosmically powered sword
          https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Sword_of_Superman
          Oh my god it's so stupid in such a great way.

          • 6 months ago
            DoctorGreen

            >a sword
            why not a Shield?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Only noobs use shields. Git gud, gayet.

              • 6 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                You're not playing Darksouls right unless you two hand.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Glad you're a real one, Otto. But, taking two completely different weapons in each hand like a boss is also acceptable.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't they give Martian Manhunter and Black Adam essentially infinite stats in their fights anyway?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Superman a cosmically powered sword that grants him omnipotence
          Your sword is broken, Kal-el

  69. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  70. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the triprat has already entered the coping stage

  71. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    NolimitSHITPERmanbros.....

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's joever dcgang

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's unironically over, we know who's winning now.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beyond over.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welp. F for No Limits poster

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even with no limits he still has better feats lmao
      This is just to give Gokugays a little bit of hope before crushing them again

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What "better feats"?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOOO

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Superman does have his limits...but they're still higher than Goku's!"

      • 6 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        I can see them doing that.

        >Wonder Woman uses her lasso on Godzilla
        What truths will Godzilla tell? His seedy back stage politics? His love affair with a young Mother of Ultra? That Dinosaurs didn't have feathers?

        He feels really conflicted over being both a giant Lorax and a nuclear engine and has been seeing Mothra's faeries as therapists. Faerapists, if you would.

        Didn't they give Martian Manhunter and Black Adam essentially infinite stats in their fights anyway?

        Goku and Supeman will both be arbitrarily strong and fast but Goku is going to get fricked over by the "Z fighters gas fast" thing from Thor vs Vegeta and Superman's huge list of extra powers. Energy absorption, air sucking, X-ray lobotomy, vibration tricks stolen from Flash, things like super hypnotism if they're actually serious about making a "composite" Superman, etc.

        It fits the pattern of episodes this season making stats largely arbitrary and focusing on power lists. Superman stays super longer and has more super powers, that's why he wins.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know he can do the Infinite Mass Punch due to vibrating, but can he do all the other weird vibration shit Flash can?

          >a sword
          why not a Shield?

          Does that weird foil shield he throws at Zod in Superman 2 count?

          • 6 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            He's certainly not on the same level of vibrational hacks as the Flashes, but they taught him how to phase. He did it in the Doomsday match so Doomsday just punched through him. That's really all Superman needs to beat Goku, but he's done other vibration tricks, such as using vibrations to effectively solve Marvel's Incursions several decades before the Incursions and singing Darkseid to death.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              If he can phase, then does that mean he can do the 'phase inside to frick up your innards'?
              Then again, not sure Goku can do anything about Supes just sitting there being intangible.

              • 6 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Yes, but he doesn't even need to do that. The X-ray plus heat vision trick he used in Goku vs Superman 2 should still work. But yeah, Superman can just phase in place and wait until Goku runs out of juice. Or he could just pick a star to fly to and snipe Goku from it until, again, he runs out of power.

  72. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killing blow will be Supercuck trying to walk through Kamehameha again only to get vaporized. Goku wins. This was foreshadowed in Deadpool vs Mask where they showed them changing past wrong answers like Yang vs Tifa into the correct results. Its actually time Gokuchads. Put me on the screencap when we win.

  73. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku VS Superman 3 leak!

  74. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    >Season 8
    - replace Ryuko with Zero as Shadow's opponent
    - replace Lex with Darkseid as Doom's opponent
    - replace Blake vs Mikasa with Zeke Yeager vs Liquid Snake
    - replace Iron Fist with The Second Coming as Po's opponent
    - Remove the lore shit from KAM vs Macho Man Randy
    - replace Shao Khan with Yujiro as Akuma's opponent
    - replace Storm with Delsin as Korra's opponent
    >Season 9
    - Remove the emphasis on cosmic scale from Zatanna vs SW and Herc vs Sun Wukong
    - Feed Vegeta to Thor
    - Replace Magneto with Mewtwo as Tetsuo's opponent
    - replace the Tencent shill fight with Hiryu Strided vs Raiden
    - replace John Wick with Batman as Bond's opponent
    - replace Aquaman with Gumball as Spongebob's b***h
    - fix Michael vs Jason
    - replace Asta with Miles Morales as Deku's BULL
    - replace Gogeta with Omnimon as Vegito's opponent
    >Season 10
    - Replace Killua vs Misaka with Hedorah vs Chemo
    - Replace Obito with Ming the Merciless as Darth Vader's opponent
    - replace Phoenix vs Raven with Teen Titans vs X-Men
    - replace Dimitri with Clare as Guts' opponent, also the fight acts as an animated clip to the vocals of Awakened Sacrifice
    - replace Norrin Rad with Jiren as Martian Manhunter's opponent
    - replace Frieza with Vilgax as Megatron's opponent
    HOLY FRICK that was a lot, i should probably save it somewhere
    Keyword for archive search: Thermbo

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >replace Frieza with Vilgax as Megatron's opponent
      Based, this is a way better idea than Frieza vs Megatron and Vilgax vs Ridley

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, Freiza vs Megatron was the right choice and Vilgax vs Ridley is great

  75. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because im fricking EVIL

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You fricking monster

  76. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first match, Goku loses due to Superman having no ceiling
    >second match, Goku loses once again since Superman has no ceiling
    >ACSCHUALLY SUPERMAN HAS A CEILING JUST IGNORE THE FIRST TWO AND WATCH THE NEW MATCH
    Who the frick is taking this garbage seriously?

    Just give us Superman vs Omni-man or Goku vs Luffy so you can milk the fanboys

  77. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Even with no limits he still has better feats lmao
    >This is just to give Gokugays a little bit of hope before crushing them again

  78. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman is about to get keyed.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't Trunks have the best version of that or does CC Goku have a unique one?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Xeno Trunks<<<<<<<<<<<<<Xeno Goku<<<<<CC Goku.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh lois honey, where is my Cosmopolitan Buttplug?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know how tight Superman can clench his cheeks? If you wedged a coal between them and had him clench, you could get ANY sized diamond you want.

  79. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku? Going to win no diff

  80. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything aside, Goku is still vulnerable to changes in temperature and loss of oxygen. Superman could still give him a laser lobotomy or freeze his lungs even if stats were equal.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing Goku outstats

  81. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw Death Battle admits they let Superman win originally for rage clicks

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      RAGEBAIT Battle.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically.

  82. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they already have Vegeta get heemed by Thor?

  83. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >/Dbg/'s gonna be hell for at least two straight weeks

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it’s already hell, it’s just going to more common now.

  84. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wonder Woman uses her lasso on Godzilla
    What truths will Godzilla tell? His seedy back stage politics? His love affair with a young Mother of Ultra? That Dinosaurs didn't have feathers?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want her to return to the show, her two episodes are kinda shit and the way she fights is more interesting than Supercuck or Jobku's fighting styles

  85. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, considering they've been giving out infinite stats like candy to everything capeshit in recent episodes, I doubt Superman will be any weaker.

  86. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why Goku? He would lose again.
    Just use Vegito or Gogeta if you want to give DBgays a win.

  87. 6 months ago
    DoctorGreen

    >more capeshit
    Ay

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should be used to it by now

  88. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they doing a third one?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      Apparently the old ones have been retconned now

  89. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Energy_Absorption
    >absorbs your heat vision, ki blasts and atomic breath

  90. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    New thread

    [...]

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      We haven't even reached the bump limit.

  91. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINO INCOMING!!!!!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems my prediction of a friendly ending might actually be true
      >MFW both in their 4th wall breaking forms and they suddenly stop fighting and basically tell the audience to have sex.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be the only good outcome

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely don't think Superman would like Goku as a person. Mainly because he has no personality other than "I like to fight and eat"

      In fact with all the evil Superman outcomes, he would probably see Goku as a threat to all existence after his stunt with Zeno.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mainly because he has no personality other than "I like to fight and eat"
        Yeah sure and Superman's character is just beating up bad guys and being a Jesus figure.
        >In fact with all the evil Superman outcome
        Projection is unhealthy.
        >he would probably see Goku as a threat to all existence after his stunt with Zeno.
        Zeno was about to erase existence the very moment Goku showed up.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friendship should just be the default now instead of the special exception. Fights like Megatron vs Frieza and Gojo vs Makima can still end in death, but why did Stitch vs Rocket need no? Why did Po vs Iron Fist need to when they were just sparring? It just feels tasteless these days.

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      >Only Infinite Frontier
      Oh yeah, Goku's dead.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure if they're going full composite or just Heroes Goku (one of them) vs Superman with Pre-Crisis feats.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We're a different beast that's why we're going back to redo our fights!
      >doesn't redo any of the old fights that matter
      lol...lmao

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So far we've got Link vs. Cloud, Mario vs. Sonic, and now Goku vs. Superman. Soon we'll get Slayer vs. Chief, Yang vs. Tifa, and Toph vs. Garra.

  92. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is conformed to be one of the strongest female characters in all of fiction

    say something nice about her Cinemaphile

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wall-level

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I appreciate her being bigger on the inside.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adding her to the rape mural of my megaman boognish OC raping fiction's strongest FEMALE characters into submission
      >Power Girl
      >Wonder Woman
      >Raven
      >Big Barda
      >Female Darkseid
      >Jean Grey
      >She-Hulk
      >Gwenpool
      >Nemesis (The First Cosmos)
      >Female Beyonder
      >Bayonetta
      >The Witch fron Umineko
      >JUDY
      >Persona girls cuz they get SMT scaling
      >Sonic b***hes cuz they get Archie Scaling
      >SCP-2747

      Oh you mean Nikospammer?

      I used to post Gassy, but even then i lost my image perms long before cadospammer haywired

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        good luck with that
        she's bigger on the inside

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          His hyper ultra robo wiener can expand to awakened azathoth level sizes

          90% of those girls are fodder

          What if he is so strong he turns your favorite into a biological girl?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        90% of those girls are fodder

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is a groomer.

  93. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fight needs to be over 10+ minutes long. We agree on that?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, I will NOT accept anything other than their absolute best if they're going to have our HERO fight Superman for a third time.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically SHITku shouldn't even last an attosecond but it will be long for the views.
      Gokek will still lose anyways.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        GODku blitzes and one shots supergay.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        CHADku will FINISH SHITperman before he can even blink.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically SHITperman shouldn't even last an attosecond but it will be long for the views.
      Supercuck will still lose anyways.

  94. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goku v. Superman 3: Return of Jafar
    Are you fricking shitting me

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like if they wanna do Goku vs. Superman then do fricking Gohan v, Superboy
      least then it'll be more interesting than seeing the same fricking matchup

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Really? They're doing this shit again? God they must be really desperate for views. As for result uh if you take DC capping at 6D literally then DBH Goku is 6D at a minimum due to risking the entire cosmology, he can be easily argued to be 7D or even 8D depending on how you interpret things like the Afterlife being higher dimensional or the Crack of Time being beyond the other dimensions of existence. I don't know what they're going to say if they try to bring up shit like Beat's World scaling.

      So Goku has a pretty good chance of winning this if Superman is just interpreted as 6D, but even if he does win people will just call this a pity win or whatever because he lost the other two battles so lol.

      so what's the point of another Goku vs Superman death battle? Goku stands no chance even if you were to composite him especially now. . they couldn't find someone else for these two fight? this one is going to be worst than the second one.

      They really, really want their numbers to be good for when they submit their "research" to WB on why they killed the Saturday subscriber release.

      >a sword
      why not a Shield?

      It's a King Arthur thing, though him wielding a giant version of his chest shield is delightfully cheesy.

      • 6 months ago
        DoctorGreen

        >It's a King Arthur thing
        how subversive of superman's creators, kek

  95. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really? They're doing this shit again? God they must be really desperate for views. As for result uh if you take DC capping at 6D literally then DBH Goku is 6D at a minimum due to risking the entire cosmology, he can be easily argued to be 7D or even 8D depending on how you interpret things like the Afterlife being higher dimensional or the Crack of Time being beyond the other dimensions of existence. I don't know what they're going to say if they try to bring up shit like Beat's World scaling.

    So Goku has a pretty good chance of winning this if Superman is just interpreted as 6D, but even if he does win people will just call this a pity win or whatever because he lost the other two battles so lol.

  96. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what's the point of another Goku vs Superman death battle? Goku stands no chance even if you were to composite him especially now. . they couldn't find someone else for these two fight? this one is going to be worst than the second one.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku's problem is that all the DBS wank makes any fight for him either an incredible stomp for him or he gets stomped by the super OP shit like Archie Sonic or Capeshit Hight Tiers.

  97. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next up will be them admitting they were wrong about Reverse Flash vs BlackChadku

  98. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHADperman > SHITku
    GODperman solos

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman is MULTIVERSAL!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SHITperman

  99. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >triptard is fully coping now

  100. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is composites? Isn’t composite goku like tied to the audience or some shit?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Goku fused with the audience.
      He beat God Broly with that.
      That gives him meta powers I guess but only as a Fusion. Doesn't count here.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fuses with Mexico
        How fricked is Superman?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      DBH acknowledges every single piece of DB media as canon. Xeno Goku is considered a continuation of GT Goku's storyline whereas CC Goku is a what-if continuation of DBS Anime Goku's storyline. Both of them can fodderise the rest of DB with ease.

      I don't know if they will actually composite the Gokus, that might be a bit too far. They'll probably just use CC Goku since he's arguably the most powerful character in all of DB when he uses the Universe Tree's power...whether they'll give him that in the fight who knows.

  101. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gohan vs when?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gohan vs Jon Kent when?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gohan dies to political correctness.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        fund it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gogan said the R-word and that is a NO NO!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >raised by a traditionalist princess and her hick husband on a mountain
        >fighting some homosexual

  102. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHADku solos DCucks.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bros..

  103. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Again?

  104. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any who wish to challenge me?

  105. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >making GvS 3 a penultimate season match
    >after feeding Megatron to Frieza
    Son WEAKu is about to enter the O-Zone.

  106. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Megatron is stronger then Freeza
    What kind of cope is this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a main continuity where TFs are cosmic aspect deities.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Alternity
          >Its fiction, meanwhile, is even more ambitious than its predecessor, chronicling the battle between higher dimensional gods, the titular Alternity, and the "Beast of Time" Hytherion for the fate of the multiverse.
          >Picking up where Story of Binaltech left off, the next chapter of author Hirofumi Ichikawa's interdimensional epic chronicles how the inhabitants of BT World ascend to become the titular Alternity, god-like multidimensional beings aggregating all the iterations of a given Transformer across the multiverse into a singular collective consciousness. As the war between the "Protectors" and the "Hytherion" across space and time rages, the combatants frequently flitted in and out of "universal streams" throughout the multiverse until the Alternity sacrifice their enlightenment to end the conflict, largely returning BT World to normal.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jobs to SDBH Freeza

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You migrants really don't like showing your work when you make claims do you?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >projection

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >horchata

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Please participate in my rat race!

  107. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am immensely upset that this is was the rematch they picked.
    Doomguy vs Chief is long overdue.

  108. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    so they're really doing Light Vs. Columbo huh

  109. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    we are never getting pic rel are we?

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      I like this, but I think I've started to like Riddler vs Mysterio better, because Riddler can hack Mysterio's robots and make the fight more interesting.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, feels like Nygma is the kind of character who only really works with prep-time or home field advantage.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          so is mysterio

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Spook is actually the closest batvillain match to Mysterio. It would be interesting to see each comment on the other's illusions as they shut them down.

  110. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    GAYku vs QUEERman

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  111. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if Superman loses how bad would the meltdown be here?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      very bad, considering spicball fans are already insufferable even without wins

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        'winning' a fanfiction fight has been Superman's only claim to fame in 30+ years.

  112. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the tripgay is melting down

  113. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you agree

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were real generous is saying Rick had any advantages at all

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems sensible.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonic could hack Rick's tech & weapons
      TRUE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick is Operation Phoenix an advantage for Rick if the Doctor can counter it?

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Yeah, but from a writing standpoint I don't think they did a good job showing how arrogance is Rick's flaw and recklessness the Doctor's. They should have gave more examples of that. It also felt kind of weird that they separated weaponry, strength, and tech into three different categories, that felt like splitting hairs. If Evil Morty could hack Rick tech, it feels like the Doctor could do the same.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since worm has been in vouge have an Endbringers matchup.

      I'd amend it to say Rick has

      +More "immediately available" destructive weaponry

      Also i know that In-general they need to pick and choose what to give attention to but they really should have mentioned about time perception, the the quantum luck/plot shields and what abilities acausality for the doctor actually entails and included that stuff in the post-fight explaination for why rick was never going to get a leg up over Doc.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, yeah. I don’t think Rick has a lot of hacking feats.

  114. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    When has Superman ever gotten people to do this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's really depressing.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's really depressing.

      >90% of goku's spirit bomb power is from brown people
      kek

  115. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jeez Clark, always need me to bail you out, huh?
    >Here, I snatched Hal’s ring while he was busy banging that preteen alien. You know what to do.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still loses horribly
      SUPERBATSISTERS HOW CAN IT BE?????

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one of our HEROES would win this?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vegito
        Also why the frick would you ever merge with Batman, that's an active downgrade

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bat-Plot Armor.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Plot armor has limits
            And that awful outfit won't do one any favors
            Why not have a fricking cape
            How does cape + cape make no cape

        • 6 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Even Batman's tech is a step down from what Superman keeps in his closet.

  116. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku can simply use the mafuba on Superman.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'll forget the charm/pot again.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I recall right CC Goku is more serious so might not be the case

  117. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of Batman.. thoughts?

  118. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can heroes beat infinite frontier?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Whether it will is another matter.

  119. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek found this on ultras blog

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know what Goku and Vegeta have that Clark doesn't? Straight sons.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >didn't even mention clark or his son

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Totally wasn't posted by a SuperJOBBER fan

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >post a funny image
            >schizo goes crazy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow I guess Goku is immune to lasers then!

  120. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So even without the comics and audios and novels... Rick was still fricked

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that dude kept arguing Rick was going to win only to look like as much as an idiot as Rick did.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rick should have won. Doctor Who just doesn't have the feats.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, it’s not like Rick got everything either. I’m surprised that people are acting like they had to bust out the magnum opus of feats for him when all he got from his extra media was the toaster and an offhand statement saying he could destroy universes, but not the page where he actually does destroy one.

      Yeah, that dude kept arguing Rick was going to win only to look like as much as an idiot as Rick did.

      Even if my preferred lost, I still had fun challenging Whovians to post more than the same five links. They never did, by the way. Glad to see that I’m gonna stay in your mind rent free forever though.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those same five links were compilations of feats threads. You have nothing to call us out of line about. It's everything you could ever need to read up on doctor who's powers right there.

        https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/17w94x1/some_of_the_doctor_and_tardis_hax_and_feats_and/

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe you guys should’ve pulled from that Reddit thread instead of getting insulted anyone said
          >Proof?
          Towards a baseless claim you made? Regardless, I already had my laughs after watching some Whovians scramble away whenever I asked them to back up their arguments instead of saying “do you think he hasn’t done xyz?” So posting a respect thread NOW is a bit pointless.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cuck and morty fan putting on an arrogant front
            Don't emulate Rick anon, it's not healthy

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              What? This is exactly my point, (some) Whovians never addressed the actual argument, and just tackle some nonsensical idea of the argument they thought up in their head. This is what happened for the past two weeks.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Read what we send you you fricking b***h.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Who supporter says some outlandish thing
                >Ask for proof
                >Sends me an audio log excerpt posted on spacebattles
                >Read it
                >Says the opposite of what he’s claiming
                Funny thing is, I already knew (and was a supporter of the idea) that The Doctor beats Rick more often than not. The Who supporters that came from Cinemaphile were just so terrible at debating on top of being massively bad faith that I turned coat.

  121. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the whokeks are already malding

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whokeks really want to gloat but everyone is busy talking about the NEXT TIME instead
      I feel kinda bad, it's their time after all these years and they got robbed.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone knew Rick was gonna get raped. Not much to play with

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda feel bad for them.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It was called NEXT TIME because of the Next Time on Dragon Ball Z phrase

        Like pottery

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no point, they've been having their gloating since the match was announced. It was fun to try to find ways for Rick to possibly win, but we all knew what was coming.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whokeks really want to gloat but everyone is busy talking about the NEXT TIME instead
      I feel kinda bad, it's their time after all these years and they got robbed.

      Too bad Doctor WHO? bros. This is the DB general for DB CHADS. The only doctors we care about are CHADS like Doctor Briefs, Doctor Gero and Doctor Hedo.

  122. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The episode is actually a fake out, it's all a complicated plot where Goku gets bodyswitched by Ginyu and Superman sends one of his Robot Superman to deal with it.
    And all of this happened because Luthor wanted to distract the world from him stealing some alien diamond that he could use to move the moon in front of the sun for a permanent solar eclipse to weaken Superman.

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Damn it, that sounds like fun.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks.
        Honestly, it would probably be more fun to play with all the weird storytelling methods of both.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The episode is actually a fake out,
      Something does seem off about it. For them to just toss it out there with no fanfare, when it's a remake of the biggest match they ever had...they're gonna do something really fricking stupid.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're gonna end it on friendship to try to appease everyone since now they know draws are acceptable.

  123. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they're either finally giving Goku the pity win or it's a third loss to rub more salt in the wound
    Unreal

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pity win
      >After having RETCONNED the past 2 fights
      It's all or nothing now.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but were the past two fights retconned? What happened?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The names and descriptions of the last two GvS fights were changed basically saying they dont count

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Their descriptions were changed to claim them outdated

            So conjecture'd, not retconn'd

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            What has been changed? Where are the changed versions?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              This coming one is using Capsule Corp Goku (Heroes) and Infinite Frontier Superman (basically the composite Superman including Pre Crisis like weve been getting along with whatever 52 gave him and such)

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              GvS1 is referred to as the 'original classic' and the description states it's outdated and to watch out for the new version on December 4. GvS2 had its title changed to call it 'the irrelevant episode', basically calling it non-canon.

              They're shilling GvS3 as the TRUE GvS2.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Their descriptions were changed to claim them outdated

            Death Battle edited the past videos to say that they were full of outdated and inaccurate information, and flat out labeled the second one as being irrelevant.

            This coming one is using Capsule Corp Goku (Heroes) and Infinite Frontier Superman (basically the composite Superman including Pre Crisis like weve been getting along with whatever 52 gave him and such)

            GvS1 is referred to as the 'original classic' and the description states it's outdated and to watch out for the new version on December 4. GvS2 had its title changed to call it 'the irrelevant episode', basically calling it non-canon.

            They're shilling GvS3 as the TRUE GvS2.

            Ok, thanks.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Their descriptions were changed to claim them outdated

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Death Battle edited the past videos to say that they were full of outdated and inaccurate information, and flat out labeled the second one as being irrelevant.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Death Battle edited the past videos to say that they were full of outdated and inaccurate information, and flat out labeled the second one as being irrelevant.

          When did they change the name?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Today when they announced GvS3

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just browsed on my phone
            Google main page shows "The irrelevant" but it's gone when I actually tap on the vid

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The only limitless one in Death Battle now is Satoru Gojo!
            He has no limits!!

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >solos JJK

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              jobs to basic space hax

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Feels good

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gojotard is samegayging now

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gojob***h is RTH

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How are they 'retconned' if not in continuity and each episode in a vacuum?

  124. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in this death battle season beats goku
    Everyone in this death battle season loses to Superman
    Simple as.
    >b-but
    Courage and Scooby see superman as a HERO and would let him win.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Has to be handed pity wins by GODrage and GODby
      KEK

  125. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JOBBERman cope

  126. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman loses because he has limits while Goku wins because he doesn't have limits.

  127. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >/dbs/tards getting uppity episode #232324344
    when will jannies /MLP/ you already

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEK get back to your family stabbing you in the fricking back by helping obese criminals rob rich people you fricking homosexual.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure Zdarsky is the homosexual in question, anon. Try not to lose touch with reality.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when will jannies /MLP/ you already
      We want a separate Dragon Ball board.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when will jannies /MLP/ you already
      We want a separate Dragon Ball board.

      It should happen because /dbs/ have a lot of colonies.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The CHAD'S DEN MINDBROKE the gaynitors
        How are they so FUARKING strong...

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hate /dbs/pics but Cinemaphile ARE a bunch of big meanie elitists and anything that knocks them down a peg is fine by me
        so frick it, you c**ts are alright

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          /vmg/ was complaining though

  128. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we finally get another remake
    >it's fricking Goku vs Superman again instead of Doomguy vs Chief
    Well, there goes that.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doomguy vs WHO?

      Pretty sure Zdarsky is the homosexual in question, anon. Try not to lose touch with reality.

      >Irrelevant babble
      Alright Carpetmunchingman.

  129. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fine I'll take one for the team guys. Oh noooo The doctor was bullshit!!!11 Rick should have one they definitely uh...Definitely gave him the short end! That dumb Dr. guy..Dr who? amirite? Rick should have one! Aw gee aw man I'm so man I didn't see that coming!

  130. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goku vs
    Goku solos.
    >B-but you didn't even see who he's fighti-
    Goku solos.
    >You do realize shitku gets one shotted by-
    Goku solos.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup yup YUP.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario > Goku
      >b-but
      Mario > Goku
      >b-but goku
      Mario > Goku

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GODza beat Goku
      >GODjita beat Goku
      >GODrus beat Goku
      >GODis beat Goku
      >Yet GODku solos
      >Therefore GODku solos GODku
      holy fricking BASED

  131. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting excited for something that's happened twice already

  132. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku has the power of Christ and the power of God with him

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know, I could have prevented the death of Christ. But then I wouldn't have heard his sobs.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmmph.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        greasy dosser.

  133. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no Wan Piss match this season
    Wan Pissbros, we aren't popular.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      CHAD piece will be the season premiere of season 8 and the finale will be soloing narutards.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cuck piece

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cuckruto
          >BETRAYED and TRAPPED in a dimension for years.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only brown kids like wan piss. But the problem with that is that the larger % of brown kids are watching Dragon ball instead. So wan pissers are a % of a % which makes the fan base really really small.

  134. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku is strong, but can he handle Superman's NEW power?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Superman's powers made Jon gay

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stupid dog! yer makin' me GAY

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"BEHOLD! WITH MY GAY-BEAMS YOU WILL BE ATTRACTED TO MEN!"
      >"What does 'gay' mean?"
      >"I-it means you want to have sex with men."
      >"Sex? Is that a kind of food?"
      >"Aren't you a father of two boys?"
      >"Yeah...? What does that have to do with anything?"
      >"I...how did you CONCEIVE them?"
      >"I don't know what 'conceive' means but Chi-Chi said a stork delivered them to us haha."

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based. My HERO only fricks, never kisses.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, I believe the real implication there is he KEKS while someone else did the needful (probably Vegeta)

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, he FRICKS
            Bejita has his own wife

  135. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5 hours

    >547K views

    Nice

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      After a wet fart of an opening, the second half was fire

  136. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nikobros… Godzilla cameod again…. TWICE

  137. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wild schizo appears

  138. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >instantly feels called out

  139. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >already mindbroken

  140. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jobs to Stitch

  141. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gojotard is describing himself now

  142. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he can't help himself

  143. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still talking about himself

  144. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why Rick didn't use meta world and summon Reet Can? Bret Caan was his trump against Dr. Who. What a missed opportunity. Where are the meta jokes?

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